August 28, 2017

Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/28/17) Plenty Of Crap Edition
— Open Blogger

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(A beautiful ending to a Monday)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. Benjamin Disraeli

Quote II

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. ]Ronald Reagan

Quote III

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. C. S. Lewis
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The "Pot Industry" and unforeseen automation

But while hundreds of thousands of Americans may be dreaming of long, lucrative careers as ‘greenfingers’, we are witnessing an unforeseen level of automation in the industry. The process of growing, packaging, selling and monitoring the sale of the plant is increasingly leaning on fully automated, ‘high’ technologies utilizing big data, the IoT, AI-powered robots, and drones, which could well limit humans’ roles in the future:


Let us venture a guess or two; lower labor costs and higher product profits?


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Bonackers vs. Big Wind.


If Governor Andrew Cuomo gets his way, though, they and other commercial fishermen on the South Fork may need to look for a new line of work. An avid promoter of renewable energy, Cuomo hopes to install some 2,400 megawatts of wind turbines off New York’s coast, covering several hundred square miles of ocean; a bunch of those turbines will go smack on top of some of the best fisheries on the Eastern Seaboard. One of the projects, led by a Manhattan-based firm, Deepwater Wind, could require plowing the bottom of Napeague Bay to make way for a high-voltage undersea cable connecting the proposed 90-megawatt South Fork wind project to the grid. The proposed 50-mile cable would come ashore near the Devon Yacht Club, a few miles west of the beach on which we were standing. “I have 11 traps, and all of them run parallel to where that cable is proposed to be run,” Miller says. “My grandfather had traps here,” he adds before shoving his skiff into the water. “I want no part of this at all.”

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A product too good to be true? Of course it was.

A Bay Area startup that promised to give music lovers state-of-the-art wireless earphones is instead closing its doors, becoming the latest in a string of crowd-funded companies to take customers’ money and shut down without shipping a product.

San Francisco-based Kanoa ran out of capital and shut down this week, leaving in the lurch scores of customers who paid $150 or more to pre-order high-tech earphones they never received. The company emailed customers on Wednesday to break the bad news, directing them to a letter posted on the Kanoa website.

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North Korea has been a thorn in the side of the U.S.A. for years. Maybe wrestling will thaw out relations.

Whether he was in a dimly lit convention center in front of a few dozen people or headlining packed arenas around the globe, the thrill of a hot crowd was more than enough motivation to keep “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair in the ring decade after decade.

There was just one catch: The match would take place in North Korea, in front of a sea of people who didn’t know who Ric Flair was, much less what American professional wrestling was all about. It was the first time an American wrestling company would visit the "Hermit Kingdom," and what followed was a rare glimpse into a notoriously reclusive regime for a star-studded event that has been lost to time.

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Wonder if this guy swore & cursed considerably in church.


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US Diplomats suffered hearing and brain injuries in Cuba. How can that be?

Second, I’ve instructed Secretary Kerry to review Cuba’s designation as a State Sponsor of Terrorism. This review will be guided by the facts and the law. Terrorism has changed in the last several decades. At a time when we are focused on threats from al Qaeda to ISIL, a nation that meets our conditions and renounces the use of terrorism should not face this sanction. Obama's speech on Cuba 2014

The JEF said Cuba was no longer a terrorist country.

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Global warming, global cooling. Rain.

In 1963 scientists said the earth was cooling. Yet, the rain kept coming.


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Is Tesla going to enter the trucking business? 200-300 mile range trucks being looked at.

So if the report is true, would a truck with a range of 200-300 miles be enough to win entry into the freight trucking market? Possibly. A 2013 report from the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Colorado notes that “trucks dominate the market today for freight shipments under 500 miles, which account for almost 80 percent of all domestic freight tonnage.” Freight that needs to travel 500 miles or more tends to be transported by rail, waterways, or pipeline, at least if you’re counting by tonnage (the Bureau of Transportation Statistics counts oil and gas pipeline deliveries as freight

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The ONT wonders if this science is settled? 4 coffees a day cuts your chance of dying early. If 4 is good, then 12 has to be better, amirite?

Drinking four cups of coffee a day significantly cuts the chance of an early death, research suggests.
A study of 20,000 people found heavy consumption cut the risk of dying young by up to two thirds.
The Spanish researchers, who tracked people aged 25 to 60 for a decade, believe the antioxidant plant compounds in coffee benefit the heart and ward off cancer.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


August 28, 1968, Simon and Garfunkel started a five-week run at No.1 on the UK album chart with 'Bookends'. The duo's fourth studio album featured 'America', 'Mrs. Robinson' and 'A Hazy Shade of Winter'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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August 28, 1972, Alice Cooper was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'School's Out'. Cooper has said he was inspired to write the song when answering the question, "What's the greatest three minutes of your life?". Cooper said: "There's two times during the year. One is Christmas morning, the next one is the last three minutes of the last day of school." via thisdayinmusic.com

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Wendy Moore of Brixham, Devon should start her own restaurant or just shut the fvck up. Local restaurant bans kids under the age of 12.

‘Who on earth does Bob Higginson think he is?’ she said. ‘Would he ban disabled people from entering his premises? Or people of a particular race or colour or religion? I’ll bet my bottom dollar he wouldn’t.
‘Or how about the elderly? Ban them as well, would he? No, he wouldn’t – that would be ageism. So how come he thinks it’s OK to ban children of a certain age? This is blatant discrimination.’


One of our guilty pleasures is going out to eat. The last thing I want to hear is some little worthless bastard a disruptive child.


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The men and women who keep protect their freedoms are not wanted on campus. Social Justice Warriors ungrateful asswipes.

“A four-year, traditional university is supposed to be a place of learning, of understanding, of safety, and security. However, there is an element among us who may be frustrating those goals: Veterans,” the article asserts, defending the claim with sweeping assumptions about those who have served in the military.

“Many veterans openly mock the ideas of diversity and safe spaces for vulnerable members of society,” the author contends, saying that “this is directly in contradiction to the mission of UCCS.”

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The worst products ever for men.

The Prostrate Warmer-Invented in 1918, this device promised to “stimulate the abdominal brain!” (I am not sure what that is, although men have long been accused of thinking with it.) The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. When plugged in, a blue light bulb lit up to tell you it was working to restore your manly vitality. It really brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “blue light special.”

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America is running low on chicken wings.

t’s at least in part contributing to a looming chicken-wing shortage. According to The Wall Street Journal, whole-wing prices have climbed by more than a third in the last year, from $1.50 per pound to $2.09, all while the chicken wing remains a top seller for restaurants, and you have sports bars like Buffalo Wild Wings trying to cash in on the biggest sports spectacle in years, which means burning through even more wings.

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Christian group sues The SPLC. The ONT is praying that Coral Ridge Ministries Media, Inc. wins.

Coral Ridge Ministries Media, Inc., which does business as D. James Kennedy Ministries, has sued the Southern Poverty Law Center, Amazon and Guidestar in federal court in Alabama. The complaint is here. The case arises out of SPLC’s designation of the Kennedy Ministries as a “hate group” because, consistent with Christian doctrine, it opposes gay marriage. Because of that designation, Amazon has barred Kennedy Ministries from its Amazon Smile program for nonprofits, and Guidestar has republished SPLC’s smear in its guide to nonprofits, which is heavily relied on by donors.

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It is doubtful that Sheriff Joe will re-offend, unlike Obama's stellar pardoned citizens.

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All is fair in love and the war on Christianity. Christian foster child forced to live with Muslim family.

The child, aged five, who speaks English as her first language, has been looked after by two different Muslim households in the past six months. She was allegedly encouraged to learn Arabic in one household and was begging not to go back there because "they don't speak English", according to a confidential report from the local authority seen by the Times newspaper.

She is said to have told her mother since the placement in Tower Hamlets, London, that "Christmas is stupid" and European women are "alcoholic".

The girl was reportedly told to remove her Christian cross necklace and was not allowed to eat carbonara because it contained bacon.


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Had this New Zealand man lived in the U.S.A. he would be named Secretary of Treasury and not been imprisoned.

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Uninspirational posters for folks who don't care for inspiration.


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Drinking and flights. There's a recipe for a Genius Award Winner.

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Father and daughter, cancer survivors fight for other cancer victims.Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Week of August 20th Hall of Fame Commenter Lists

Top 10 commenters:
1 [839 comments] 'Insomniac' [117.78 posts/day]
2 [520 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
3 [440 comments] 'shibumi'
4 [396 comments] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
5 [368 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
6 [351 comments] 'yankeefifth'
7 [348 comments] 'Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! '
8 [332 comments] 'garrett'
9 [326 comments] 'Skip'
10 [325 comments] 'Under Fire'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [105 names] 'Steve and Cold Bear' [14.74 unique names/day]
2 [78 names] 'Joe Biden'
3 [69 names] 'Notorious BFD'
4 [51 names] 'andycanuck'
5 [48 names] 'Under Fire'
6 [46 names] 'Duncanthrax'
7 [44 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
8 [44 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
9 [44 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
10 [41 names] 'tu3031'

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1 Nice sunset you have there...

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 28, 2017 05:06 PM (4pjhs)

2 1

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:06 PM (/qEW2)

3 Blazing Saddles is on TCM. Hurry and watch it before the super woke ban it for good!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 05:07 PM (pY+s4)

4 bleah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:07 PM (/qEW2)

5 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:07 PM (IcT7t)

6 Well, the previous thread was plenty of crap too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:07 PM (3C9q2)

7 "Of all trannies, a tranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:07 PM (Id9+8)

8 I coulda been first if I hadn't scrolled through all of that content.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:08 PM (Id9+8)

9 Nice dock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 05:08 PM (LTHVh)

10 Hi Blanco!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:08 PM (Id9+8)

11 In before slapweasel. Yes!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2017 05:09 PM (EZebt)

12 Blazing Saddles is on TCM. Hurry and watch it before the super woke ban it for good!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (pY+s4)


I own it, because sooner or later they'll ruin it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:09 PM (Id9+8)

13 Ha! I knew it. A new thread. Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:09 PM (D2vc1)

14 Miley!  You got away from the overtime.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:09 PM (IcT7t)

15 Sittin on the Dock of the Bay . . .

Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2017 05:09 PM (mxS7w)

16 I honestly do not intend to make any social or political statement here, but whenever I read that C.S. Lewis quote, I always think at first that it says, "Of all trannies, a tranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive."

Posted by: Jim S. at August 28, 2017 05:11 PM (ynUnH)

17 Plenty of Crap New dating website?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:11 PM (0mRoj)

18 Blazing Saddles just started on TCM

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 05:11 PM (rmVvL)

19 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at August 28, 2017 05:11 PM (q1+kD)

20 Miley! You got away from the overtime.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 10:09 PM (IcT7t)


Short day today, Blanco - only 12 hours.  Tomorrow and Wednesday will be 16 hour days.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:12 PM (Id9+8)

21 The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. It's ghey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 05:13 PM (LTHVh)

22 So, okay, I can't watch the "news" without crying.  Anybody heard from ThunderB?  She was trying to get to her famly.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2017 05:13 PM (EgOr3)

23 "clitoris" lolololol

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (2wRtc)

24 16 Dude, you've seen the parade videos. No one likes a flabby tranny...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (8PQua)

25 Is this the first installment of the new ONT Game : Dock or Causeway

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (fRMHz)

26 Houston (well, Bellaire) update from dad: - he has electricity - phone service is VERY erratic (wasn't easy to hear him) - 6 inches of water yesterday on first floor, drained away last night, not expected to see more - doggeh went catatonic last night, instinctively fearing The Dark Lord, You-No-Poo; but today when the first floor was dry, she got outside and exorcised that brown beast - still difficult to get reliable internet service

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (6FqZa)

27 Euthanasia in California: "Kill Me or Get Sued!" California's new euthanasia law, for now at least, allows for hospitals and doctors to refuse to proactively kill off their patients. However, a new lawsuit is arguing that not aiding and abetting the killing of a patient is a form of abuse! http://politicalhat.com/?p=13749

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (vBeA5)

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The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum.

You never know where those probes have been, so you should always wash them in soapy water before inserting them into your rectum.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (Id9+8)

29 I'm a bone nacker!

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 28, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)

30 >>>whole-wing prices have climbed by more than a third in the last year, from $1.50 per pound to $2.09

What is the reason? Is the cost of corn rising? Or whatever is in chicken feed.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 28, 2017 05:15 PM (Zd2ZF)

31 BTW last I heard Ric Flair was still in the hospital. Maybe in a medically induced coma.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)

32 Wow, Insomniac lapped the rest of the field.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:15 PM (D2vc1)

33 The Ronco Prostate Warmer was by far the best of all the Prostate Warmers.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 05:15 PM (fRMHz)

34 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

Prayers up for your dad and the little pooper, bth.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2017 05:15 PM (EgOr3)

35 The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. You never know where those probes have been, so you should always wash them in soapy water before inserting them into your rectum. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (Id9+ Damn near killed 'em!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

36 We have moved all the dogs up to the house. Rain is not torrential but steady. The water level has to rise by about 20 inches to get into the house, but it's a near-run thing. Will the rain move off in time? We're trapped here and could not leave even if we could. I've cleared out my upstairs study in case everyone has to be moved up there. I've also shut off the septic and well. It's like Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. When we bought this place we liked the fact it's on an elevation, we raised the back yard, we made good preparations to stay in place. Nature didn't care. I'm so sorry to be this way but I feel so helpless; there's no way to fight back against what's happening to us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (dmAeF)

37 Sounds like an "Electrojac", a device used for "milking" bulls. The Shep Smith community is big on this kind of thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (8O3HH)

38 Wow, Insomniac lapped the rest of the field.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 10:15 PM (D2vc1)


He hasn't gotten to me yet.


<assumes the position>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (Id9+8)

39 All right, now to see if I can sleep without the aid of melatonin.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (Zd2ZF)

40 32 Wow, Insomniac lapped the rest of the field. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 10:15 PM (D2vc1) Not proud of it, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

41 Short day today, Blanco - only 12 hours. Tomorrow and Wednesday will be 16 hour days.

Well, I'm glad you got a chance to come out and play.  I hope the paycheck makes you smile as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:17 PM (IcT7t)

42 38 Wow, Insomniac lapped the rest of the field. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 10:15 PM (D2vc1) He hasn't gotten to me yet. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (Id9+ *raises eyebrow*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

43 Harvey Update: It's looking worse. It's moving ESE, further into the gulf and backing away from Houston. This will position the heavy rain bands, again, right over Houston. Harvey is also increasing in strength. Its winds are now up to 50mph which makes it an official tropical storm. Could get stronger. Also from Drudge link - the rescuees are shooting and trying to overtake Cajun Navy boats. They've called a stand down.

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 05:17 PM (KtcMg)

44 >>All right, now to see if I can sleep without the aid of melatonin. ROO

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 05:17 PM (fRMHz)

45 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF)

Added to the prayer list.  God bless you and keep you safe and sane.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2017 05:18 PM (EgOr3)

46 San Francisco-based Kanoa ran out of capital and shut down this week, leaving in the lurch scores of customers who paid $150 or more to pre-order high-tech earphones they never received. The company emailed customers on Wednesday to break the bad news, directing them to a letter posted on the Kanoa website. Ha hah! -Nelson Muntz

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2017 05:18 PM (EZebt)

47 *raises eyebrow*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)


Can you lick it, even when it's raised?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:18 PM (Id9+8)

48 "Christmas is stupid" Which is, by the way, not a teaching of the Qur'an. The Virgin Birth is a thing there. And is still a big thing in Syria and Palestine, culturally. (Not sure about Iraq or, these days, post-Morsi, Egypt.) Gonna guess that the Moslems this poor girl was stuck with were Moslems from Pakistan, where their Islam is a thin overlay over a lot of tribalism.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:18 PM (6FqZa)

49 Yet another kickass ONT MisHum. You da man!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

50 Top 50?

Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2017 05:19 PM (U0v/A)

51 Disraeli's Book of Sniglets was awesome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

52 33 The Ronco Prostate Warmer was by far the best of all the Prostate Warmers. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 10:15 PM (fRMHz) Says the guy who uses the Popiel Pocket Fisherman

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 05:19 PM (ZTRlp)

53 Has anyone heard from Jim SND lately?

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 05:19 PM (yJ1e6)

54 47 *raises eyebrow* Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj) Can you lick it, even when it's raised? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:18 PM (Id9+ The only correct answer is yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:19 PM (0mRoj)

55 Well, I'm glad you got a chance to come out and play. I hope the paycheck makes you smile as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (IcT7t)


I don't know if I'd say "smile" exactly - it's a grim and relentless pursuit of lucre.


But I'm damned proud that I can beat out 23-year-olds who haven't the stamina.  Or grit.  Or whatever.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:20 PM (Id9+8)

56 Prayers for the water to recede Hadrian.

Posted by: Mike at August 28, 2017 05:20 PM (c056A)

57 53 Has anyone heard from Jim SND lately?

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 10:19 PM (yJ1e6)

He was here yesterday, said he was going over to find the cat at that old folks' home.  He was good. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2017 05:21 PM (EgOr3)

58 Also from Drudge link - the rescuees are shooting and trying to overtake Cajun Navy boats. They've called a stand down. Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (KtcMg) Do we need to ask what kind of rescuees?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:21 PM (D2vc1)

59 The only correct answer is yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj)


I may have to ditch this cat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:21 PM (Id9+8)

60 36 We have moved all the dogs up to the house. Rain is not torrential but steady. The water level has to rise by about 20 inches to get into the house, but it's a near-run thing. Will the rain move off in time? We're trapped here and could not leave even if we could. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF) It's easy for me to say from 1000 miles away, but if your house is still dry you're winning.

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2017 05:21 PM (sdi6R)

61 >>Says the guy who uses the Popiel Pocket Fisherman Store it in your car!

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 05:22 PM (fRMHz)

62 Whiskey and bacon??? You name it, I'm you're man!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2017 05:22 PM (0tfLf)

63 Do we need to ask what kind of rescuees? Gunspoint Mall area, north of 610. Seems pretty much like it was last time I was there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:22 PM (6FqZa)

64 trump trump trump deport deport deport

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:22 PM (Xi8iX)

65 The "Pot Industry" and unforeseen automation Has the state gotten into regulation yet? Potency, toxicity, pesticides? Inspection, classification? If not, they will.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

66 UCCS better be careful-- the Air Force Academy is just north of Colorado Springs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:23 PM (3C9q2)

67 Also from Drudge link - the rescuees are shooting and trying to overtake Cajun Navy boats. They've called a stand down. Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (KtcMg) Those assholes need to be put down.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:23 PM (0mRoj)

68 becoming the latest in a string of crowd-funded companies to take customers' money and shut down without shipping a product. I wish Tesla were crowd-funded.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:23 PM (8x8kp)

69 65 The "Pot Industry" and unforeseen automation Has the state gotten into regulation yet? Potency, toxicity, pesticides? Inspection, classification? If not, they will. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc) Prediction - pot will go back to being an underground thing soon after legalization.

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 05:24 PM (ANIFC)

70 Houston, we have a problem!

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:25 PM (Xi8iX)

71 I wish Tesla were crowd-funded. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (8x8kp) They are. The crowd is called "taxpayers."

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:25 PM (D2vc1)

72 Exercise your tranny sincerely.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

73 Those assholes need to be put down. Concur. As far as I am concerned, if they are trying to steal peoples' boats at a time like this, they are pirates. Short Drop. Sudden Stop.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, servant of her majesty at August 28, 2017 05:25 PM (6FqZa)

74 o_O

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 05:25 PM (XFue2)

75 68 becoming the latest in a string of crowd-funded companies to take customers' money and shut down without shipping a product. I wish Tesla were crowd-funded. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (8x8kp) You and the majority of US taxpayers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 05:26 PM (ZTRlp)

76 73 Those assholes need to be put down. Concur. As far as I am concerned, if they are trying to steal peoples' boats at a time like this, they are pirates. Short Drop. Sudden Stop. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, servant of her majesty at August 28, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa) Hostis humani generis.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:26 PM (0mRoj)

77 Re that 3D internal clitoris model: http://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/3d- printing-clitoris-16092016/ [remove line feed] This is one of those Nature's design sort of things that just gives me a satisfied smile. The part in dark red above, the technical name escapes me (vestibule something), forms a cuff around the opening of the vagina, on the inside. Now, imagine you have a sock, or a sleeve, in which you want to insert something. You need to hold the opening of the sleeve open to help with that. That's the function of that part. It's holding it open for docking maneuvers. That's just wonderful.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (8O3HH)

78 I may have to ditch this cat. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:21 PM (Id9+ Heh. I can roll my tongue over in both directions. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

79 Howdy, morons and moronettes. Haven't commented much in awhile but have been lurking. Big "Hi!" To Dave Barry if reads the comments.

Posted by: Nora at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (nyQyG)

80 The "Pot Industry" and unforeseen automation ==== robots won't steal your inventory

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (Xi8iX)

81 I would hazard that the Cajuns are being respectful of Houston's political climate. It wouldn't be tolerated back home.

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (KtcMg)

82 Part of the allure of being a pot farmer is having hot young barely clothed girls to trim and prune.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 05:27 PM (XFue2)

83 o_O

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 10:25 PM (XFue2)


One of your testicles is larger than the other.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:28 PM (Id9+8)

84 Hey everybody. America is running low on chicken wings When will this national nightmare end?!?!?1?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 05:28 PM (eMKNe)

85 84 Hey everybody. America is running low on chicken wings When will this national nightmare end?!?!?1?!? Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe) $0.50 wing night is in peril! We must do something immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:29 PM (0mRoj)

86 Heh. I can roll my tongue over in both directions. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)


Well, the cat is old anyway.


So's the pussy.  You don't mind, do you?  It's been well-maintained and gently used.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:29 PM (Id9+8)

87 I'm so sorry to be this way but I feel so helpless; there's no way to fight back against what's happening to us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 Best wishes to you and yours. Prayers up from here.

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 05:30 PM (yJ1e6)

88 Anne Bancroft was 35 when she played Mrs. Robinson

Posted by: tmitsss at August 28, 2017 05:30 PM (xlzu7)

89 3 Blazing Saddles is on TCM. Hurry and watch it before the super woke ban it for good! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (pY+s4) That's why I bought SOMEONE STOLE OUR DINOSAUR, because Peter Ustinov plays a Chinaman so it's racist now and will disappear and it's a Disney movie so it's definitely going away.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 28, 2017 05:30 PM (dKiJG)

90 Insomniac, good news: I have a girlfriend. Bad news: she's made of chicken wings. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 05:30 PM (eMKNe)

91 America is running low on chicken wings Be nice if we were running low on left wings.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:30 PM (3C9q2)

92 I know, I'm a broken record on this but the Berekley antifa riots will not end well. One political side can not have their own militia on their own, the other side will acquire on also

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:31 PM (Xi8iX)

93 I've been paying $2.19/lb for wings forever.  

I.Don't.Care.  

There's probably a break point where I'll refuse to buy them, but God only knows what that price is.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:32 PM (Id9+8)

94 Prediction - pot will go back to being an underground thing soon after legalization. As I hear it, Colorado still has a black market. Soon, cops will be conducting raids to see your tax stamp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

95 88, for real?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 05:32 PM (PUmDY)

96 60 36 We have moved all the dogs up to the house. Rain is not torrential but steady. The water level has to rise by about 20 inches to get into the house, but it's a near-run thing. Will the rain move off in time? We're trapped here and could not leave even if we could. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF) It's easy for me to say from 1000 miles away, but if your house is still dry you're winning. Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R) That's what I'm trying to tell myself. Though to use a sports analogy, it's like the team you bet a good portion of your savings on having a six point lead with a few minutes left in the game and they go into a prevent. Giving up 15 to 20 yards a play. All you can do is yell at your TV and go crazy for those few minutes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 05:32 PM (LuKE7)

97 Heh. I can roll my tongue over in both directions. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

Well, the cat is old anyway.
So's the pussy. You don't mind, do you? It's been well-maintained and gently used.


Alright you two, get a room!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:33 PM (IcT7t)

98 I'm in the "Put them down" column for those trying to hijqck the Cajun Navy

Posted by: Nora at August 28, 2017 05:33 PM (nyQyG)

99 83 o_O Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 10:25 PM (XFue2) One of your testicles is larger than the other. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:28 PM (Id9+ Hangs lower as well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 05:33 PM (XFue2)

100 Wings are my least favorite part of the chicken. Too much work for too little meat.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (8O3HH)

101 Miley, $2.19 for prepared wings or frozen/refrigerated? At my nearby Albertsons there's a wing bar selling prepared ready-to-eat wings in several flavors for $6.99/pound (but they're usually on sale for $5.99/pound). They're yummy too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (eMKNe)

102 So's the pussy. You don't mind, do you? It's been well-maintained and gently used. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+ There are so many directions to go with this, all of which will probably get me banned...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj)

103 Don't Semi Trucks have have to be a certain weight and Batteries will make it weigh more, so does that mean less freight?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (dKiJG)

104 Alright you two, get a room!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)


Yeah, it would still be full of cat fur, so that's a negatory.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (Id9+8)

105 Has the state gotten into regulation yet? Potency, toxicity, pesticides? Inspection, classification? If not, they will. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc) === I saw a story on local TV this morning. Yes, they are hiring more bureacrats. Among them, a damage analyst to assess the impact of cannabis cultivation on the water table. $65 per annum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2017 05:34 PM (EZebt)

106 Gateway Pundit: Mayor N'again isn't taking Governor Abbott's calls. My guess is that Sylvester knows he done fucked up and doesn't want to incriminate himself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (6FqZa)

107 Hangs lower as well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 10:33 PM (XFue2)


Asymmetry can be pleasing to the eye.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (Id9+8)

108 33 The Ronco Prostate Warmer was by far the best of all the Prostate Warmers. ------- Was that the one with the rotisserie?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (kufk0)

109 106 Gateway Pundit: Mayor N'again isn't taking Governor Abbott's calls. My guess is that Sylvester knows he done fucked up and doesn't want to incriminate himself. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 10:35 PM (6FqZa) HEY ABBOOOOTT!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

110 95. Yep. For rizzle, as the kids said 20 years ago.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (fA1SL)

111 36 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF) Don't apologize, you are in an impossible situation, so I can't imagine feeling any differently than you do. It is especially difficult when you have taken extra steps, planned for contingencies, and stuff still goes wrong. You Texans are on our minds, and just sorry we are powerless to stop the storm, or make things better.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (lsZMj)

112 One of your testicles is larger than the other. Hangs lower as well. == At least it's real.

Posted by: "clitoris" at August 28, 2017 05:35 PM (2wRtc)

113 18 Blazing Saddles just started on TCM Posted by: steevy Nobody move, or the nig*a gets it!

Posted by: Sherrif Bart [i] at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (nIGPZ)

114 I'm loving this cool summer but not glad about the hurricane. Well, not as glad as the weather  (global warming) channel is. I get antsy every years around this time because 9-11. Our enemies hate us.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (zLDYs)

115 90 Insomniac, good news: I have a girlfriend. Bad news: she's made of chicken wings. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 10:30 PM (eMKNe) High maintenance cost

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (0mRoj)

116 Gov. Abbott should just show up.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (D2vc1)

117 I would have thought older.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (PUmDY)

118 Miley, $2.19 for prepared wings or frozen/refrigerated?

At my nearby Albertsons there's a wing bar selling prepared ready-to-eat wings in several flavors for $6.99/pound (but they're usually on sale for $5.99/pound). They're yummy too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


Fresh.  I cut the tips off then divide the drummettes and the flats myself.  Dust in corn starch and deep fry in lard.  Awe-some!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:36 PM (Id9+8)

119 Game Of Thrones s7 finale- Worst. Episode. Ever. It doesn't bode well for the final season.

Posted by: otho at August 28, 2017 05:37 PM (qGuLD)

120 Test

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 05:37 PM (ZTRlp)

121 "The men and women who keep protect their freedoms are not wanted on campus. Social Justice Warriors ungrateful asswipes." To be clear, it's one SJW outfit that posted that screed, not the university. The administrators are defending the vets - right now, even though they "mock diversity' and make snowflakes feel unsafe, God bless 'em. I think the last thing colleges - especially state schools- want to do is ban vets - not because t they a shit about them, but because of the sweet GI bill money. And I think they'd get into big trouble with the Feds if they tried to do so. Snowflakes won't win that one.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 05:37 PM (P8951)

122 Re one testicle hanging lower than the other. That is normal, and it correlates with handedness. If you're right handed, your left ball is usually going to hang lower. If left handed, it will be your right ball. That seems to go with women and boobage and well, size well. THe left boob is slightly bigger in right-handed women. Why the hell this is and what does it mean is an open question.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:38 PM (8O3HH)

123 120 Test Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 10:37 PM (ZTRlp) Gentleman's C.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

124 There are so many directions to go with this, all of which will probably get me banned...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)


Yeah, that comment should have been a "types, deletes" but wtf.  I won't be on the ONT again until the weekend, and I'm a bad pussycat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:38 PM (Id9+8)

125 92. The options are: 1 - the State steps in and does its goddamned job; 2 - RWDS' s 3 - a Pinochet figure to prevent RWDS' s while simultaneously cracking commie skulls.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:38 PM (fA1SL)

126 BTW last I heard Ric Flair was still in the hospital. Maybe in a medically induced coma. Posted by: buzzion He shouldn't have torn down that poster.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (/qEW2)

127 "a bunch of those turbines will go smack on top of some of the best fisheries on the Eastern Seaboard." ------------------------- Seems to me that this is pretty much an open and shut case of habitat destruction. Wonder what the Environmental Impact Report looks like for this thing? Are there any endangered fish living in that area that could be enlisted to help the cause?

Posted by: junior at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (Q6qiA)

128 Do your balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

129 Game Of Thrones s7 finale- A lot of it was spent in meetings delivering exposition. So, a Thursday in the office, except that I didn't get paid.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (6FqZa)

130 The advertising for the prostate warmer reminds me of the advertisements for the electric massage products . The ad showing the lady massaging her shoulder . Yeah it's for massaging various extemities. Wink wink.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (LuKE7)

131 Automation, robots. Sigh. Back in the day I always pictured "Ye Olde Pot Shoppe" like this:

 http://tinyurl.com/yax8tov9

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 05:39 PM (zOpu5)

132 Yeah, that comment should have been a "types, deletes" but wtf. I won't be on the ONT again until the weekend, and I'm a bad pussycat. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:38 PM (Id9+ Ah you are indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:40 PM (0mRoj)

133 BTW, I just avoided a long spell in the Barrel. I was one second way from posting the comment at 10:37 when I noticed I had cut and pasted all of MisHum's ONT post above the link about the SJWs and veterans. Man, that was close. I'm so glad. I just took a shower and washed my hair.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 05:40 PM (P8951)

134 If I want my prostate warmed I'll sit on a heating pad.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

135 Turkey wings are bigger and cheaper. Just sayin'.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 28, 2017 05:41 PM (XoldI)

136 the proposed 90-megawatt South Fork wind project Jesus, you guys call yourselves environmentalists?! Installing an instant junkyard seems poorly thought out. The typical size of the many nuclear reactors in the US is around 900MW..

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 05:41 PM (kuiuS)

137 Gentleman's C.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)


See, this is one of the reasons I luvs ya.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:41 PM (Id9+8)

138 86 Heh. I can roll my tongue over in both directions. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj) Well, the cat is old anyway. So's the pussy. You don't mind, do you? It's been well-maintained and gently used. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+ *whispers* do they know we can hear them?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (EZebt)

139 135 Turkey wings are bigger and cheaper. Just sayin'. Posted by: The Chicken at August 28, 2017 10:41 PM (XoldI) Buffalo wings are even larger.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

140 If I want my prostate warmed I'll sit on a heating pad.

Or ram a road flare in there and light it up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (IcT7t)

141 @121 I think the last thing colleges - especially state schools- want to do is ban vets - not because t they a shit about them, but because of the sweet GI bill money. And I think they'd get into big trouble with the Feds if they tried to do so. ---------------------- Pretty much a given. Congress already dropped the hammer once on universities that were banning the ROTC. Trying to go after vets would get an even bigger response.

Posted by: junior at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (Q6qiA)

142 I think the last thing colleges - especially state schools- want to do is ban vets - not because they give a shit about them, but because of the sweet GI bill money. Yep, and UCCS has Fort Carson right in its back yard.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (3C9q2)

143 A lot of it was spent in meetings delivering exposition. So, a Thursday in the office, except that I didn't get paid. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 10:39 PM Yeah, that shit just dragged on and on. Plotwise, it confirmed my fears for where it's heading.

Posted by: otho at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (qGuLD)

144 I think the snowflakes would blow a gasket seeing Mel Brooks dressed as an Indian. Er. I mean Indigenous Persons or whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (pY+s4)

145 See, this is one of the reasons I luvs ya. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:41 PM (Id9+

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)

146 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa) That we have any internet and most places still have electricity is amazing. The people working to keep power and water working definitely deserve acknowledgement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 05:43 PM (rp9xB)

147 A Trump Tower in Moscow would be something to behold, I bet.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 05:43 PM (PUmDY)

148 Are there any endangered fish living in that area that could be enlisted to help the cause?

Posted by: junior at August 28, 2017 10:39 PM (Q6qiA)


Yeah, but they'll never make it to court to testify.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:43 PM (Id9+8)

149 That we have any internet and most places still have electricity is amazing. The people working to keep power and water working definitely deserve acknowledgement. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 10:43 PM (rp9xB) Yep. They're hard working folk.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)

150 Shooting at... the Cajun Navy. Who've come to help.

Bad manners aside, and that's spectacularly bad manners, consider that Boudreaux and Thibodeaux probably started shooting real guns around age four, and have been shooting them every week since then except for Lent, including hunting constantly, and are skilled in the tricky art of shot placement from shaky small boats.

This is going to end up with a bunch of dead Houston hoodrats.

In the unlikely event that I were to be elected the sheriff of Harris County, I'd be spot-deputizing all of these Cajuns and giving them the same level of authority on lethal defensive force as any regular deputy.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 05:44 PM (ujwCG)

151 Ah, Puddleglum, let's not even try to say the PC term. Let's just call a spade a spade. Take back our language!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 05:44 PM (9OyZa)

152 Yay amphibious moronette! Glad you are okay.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:44 PM (6FqZa)

153 146 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa) That we have any internet and most places still have electricity is amazing. The people working to keep power and water working definitely deserve acknowledgement. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 10:43 PM (rp9xB) I second that emotion.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 05:44 PM (LuKE7)

154 Alright you two, get a room! By:Blanco -------- I was just thinking the same thing. Those two just need to "do it" and get it over with. This isn't tinder here!

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 28, 2017 05:45 PM (kufk0)

155 Man, that was close. I'm so glad. I just took a shower and washed my hair.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 10:40 PM (P8951)


You wouldn't have hair left to wash.  Mines' still growing out after November.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:45 PM (Id9+8)

156 @144 I think the snowflakes would blow a gasket seeing Mel Brooks dressed as an Indian. Er. I mean Indigenous Persons or whatever. ------------------- Once while playing Final Fantasy XIV, I mentioned in my Free Company's on-line voice chat about the shift from Native American to "Indigenous Peoples". The woman in the chat who started laughing hysterically and thought it was the stupidest thing that she'd ever heard just happened to be a Native American.

Posted by: junior at August 28, 2017 05:45 PM (Q6qiA)

157 At my nearby Albertsons there's a wing bar selling prepared ready-to-eat wings in several flavors for $6.99/pound (but they're usually on sale for $5.99/pound). They're yummy too. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 28, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe) Huh? You can buy whole roasted chickens for that price. Chicken wings are all skin and fat and much more unhealthy that a whole chicken. To each his own but that's not a path to good health, just sounds like a lousy choice to me, I'd buy the whole chicken.

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 05:45 PM (yJ1e6)

158 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj) Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 05:46 PM (ZTRlp)

159 Buffalo wings are even larger.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)


Let's not be size queens, m'kay?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:46 PM (Id9+8)

160 159 Buffalo wings are even larger. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj) Let's not be size queens, m'kay? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:46 PM (Id9+ They used to fly majestically over the plains, until the white man came...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:47 PM (0mRoj)

161 Turkey drumsticks are full of tendons and crap. I got a pack of YUGE chicken drumsticks one time, thought they'd be great, deep fried 'em, and damn if they didn't have some annoying tendons in them. Maybe it wasn't really chicken. Meat was good, though.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:48 PM (8O3HH)

162 Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 10:45 PM (yJ1e6) You can get several meals from a whole chicken too. One 'meat, starch,veg' meal, a pot pie, and soup from scraps and bones.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 05:48 PM (rp9xB)

163 Maybe it wasn't really chicken. Meat was good, though. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH) You didn't buy them in Korea-town by any chance?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:49 PM (0mRoj)

164 I didn't realize the prostate was located in the butt. CNN should write an article about this in order to educate me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

165 162. Good hobo bait, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

166 "Cuomo hopes to install some 2,400 megawatts of wind turbines off New York's coast"

That'll work great the next time some successor to Hurricane Sandy comes wandering up the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 05:49 PM (ujwCG)

167 If you like those unmotivational posters, go to despair.com and check out the demotivators. Hilarious.

Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2017 05:49 PM (A/iod)

168 165 162. Good hobo bait, too. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:49 PM (fA1SL) Really? I've been using Thunderbird with some success.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (0mRoj)

169 They used to fly majestically over the plains, until the white man came...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)



...and usurped their flight privilege.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (Id9+8)

170 This isn't tinder here!

This isn't tinder?  That explains everything!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (IcT7t)

171 163. 'No! I not seen your cat! Why you keep asking?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (fA1SL)

172 the shift from Native American to "Indigenous Peoples". Have the First Nations Canadians gone in for the IP name?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (3C9q2)

173 I was just thinking the same thing. Those two just need to "do it" and get it over with. This isn't tinder here! Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 28, 2017 10:45 PM (kufk0) Maybe we wanna watch!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (D2vc1)

174 Maybe it wasn't really chicken. Meat was good, though. .... Sales guy was named Mustafa? you know in islam you can f*ck barnyard animals if you sell them to the next village..

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:50 PM (Xi8iX)

175 167 If you like those unmotivational posters, go to despair.com and check out the demotivators. Hilarious. Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2017 10:49 PM (A/iod) Best posters ever. I have a bunch of their desktop placards as a full size framed poster.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (0mRoj)

176 Hot Wings choice. Drumstick or whatever you call the other part? I prefer the drumstick. Is that the choice for most?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (LuKE7)

177 Pretty much a given. Congress already dropped the hammer once on universities that were banning the ROTC. Trying to go after vets would get an even bigger response. Posted by: junior at August 28, 2017 10:42 PM (Q6qiA) I do enjoy the idea of these vets mocking and triggering the snowflakes. I'll bet Jane D'oh's boy alone sent scores running to their Safe Space to color with crayons. They should give out a medal for triggering SJWs - maybe with an image of a Weeping Pajama Boy on it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (P8951)

178 I didn't realize the prostate was located in the butt. This is why we need NAMBLA.

Posted by: George Takei at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (6FqZa)

179 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902240505936965632 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902240602737213440 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902240688825356289 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902240786258944000 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902240921147891712

Posted by: kbdabear at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (3i2nH)

180 Maybe we wanna watch!!! Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2017 10:50 PM (D2vc1) In that case, Ace will go to PPV.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 05:51 PM (3C9q2)

181 67 Also from Drudge link - the rescuees are shooting and trying to overtake Cajun Navy boats. They've called a stand down. Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (KtcMg) Those assholes need to be put down. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj) ------ Are they drunk? Article says they are shooting b/c boats aren't picking them up fast enough. So you shoot at them? B/c that will make them want to help you? Are you insane?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 05:52 PM (lsZMj)

182 168. That's supoosed to go in the marinade, my dude. I'm sure it's a good bait, but - damn! - what a waste! Three bucks worth of fortified wine for - at best - about 10 bucks worth of meat and hides.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:52 PM (fA1SL)

183 Has there ever been a Moron and Ette couple who met through AoS?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 05:52 PM (XFue2)

184 I'm a Native American. I was born in the United States, hence I am Native to this country! Blazing Saddles should be required viewing for a college students.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 05:52 PM (pY+s4)

185 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902241014521454593 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902241108457136128 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902241207212023809 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902241305287434241 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/902241394961539072

Posted by: kbdabear at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (3i2nH)

186 I prefer the drumstick. Is that the choice for most?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 10:51 PM (LuKE7)


I prefer the flats.  I'm looking for a guy who will take the drummettes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (Id9+8)

187 >> You didn't buy them in Korea-town by any chance? and >> Sales guy was named Mustafa? No, it was Thai-town. I was "on vacation". The sales "girl" was named Famusti or something like that....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (8O3HH)

188 don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (Xi8iX)

189 Oops gotta get my new name right.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (D2vc1)

190 182 168. That's supoosed to go in the marinade, my dude. I'm sure it's a good bait, but - damn! - what a waste! Three bucks worth of fortified wine for - at best - about 10 bucks worth of meat and hides. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:52 PM (fA1SL) You're probably right, but I've been getting some quality hobo with that. No Sterno aftertaste, less brining.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:53 PM (0mRoj)

191 Let's not be size queens, m'kay? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:46 PM *giggle* Let's be, but say we're not!

Posted by: Sheppie at August 28, 2017 05:54 PM (DMUuz)

192 190. Herd must be healthier by you. *shrugs*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:54 PM (fA1SL)

193 140 Or ram a road flare in there and light it up. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 10:42 PM (I Blanco!!!!!! Did I see Peaches upstream too?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 05:55 PM (YcIZE)

194 don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either *high pitched a-hem*

Posted by: the skene glands at August 28, 2017 05:55 PM (6FqZa)

195 192 190. Herd must be healthier by you. *shrugs* Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:54 PM (fA1SL) Being in Florida we get pretty large herds migrating through.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

196 Has there ever been a Moron and Ette couple who met through AoS?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 10:52 PM (XFue2)


No, why do you ask?


<stuffs bag of quicklime behind the Mustang>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:55 PM (Id9+8)

197 That picture triggers me. The city fishing pier next to my coast condo looked like that until a couple of days ago. Just kidding about the triggering though. It can be rebuilt. The old public potty next to it is now a pile of rubble and many people are saying that's a good thing.

Posted by: stace at August 28, 2017 05:55 PM (IKy84)

198 188 don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 10:53 PM (Xi8iX) Or ESPN and the WNBA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (ZTRlp)

199 You wouldn't have hair left to wash. Mines' still growing out after November. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:45 PM (Id9+ *Shudders* *Vows to check out flattering and affordable wigs online - just in case.....*

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (P8951)

200 183 Has there ever been a Moron and Ette couple who met through AoS? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 10:52 PM (XFue2) Once or twice at most, if memory serves.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (0mRoj)

201 188 don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either
Prostrates can self identify so don't assign it a gender!! H8R!!! -This is.....CNN

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (pY+s4)

202 Women have Skene's gland, the homolog of the prostate. There are two of them, on each side. If it has a Y chromosome, the precursor tissue merges and becomes the prostate. If not, it makes Skene's glands. These are very interesting.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (8O3HH)

203 >>>Turkey drumsticks are full of tendons and crap. Those strip like bones are really annoying.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 05:56 PM (/qEW2)

204 195. Austinnhas a yuuuge herd, but what with meth & K2, they're not all that healthy. Sad, really. In our fathers' day - before the normies came - great herds of healthy hobos; now, just undomiciled junkies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

205 The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. -------------- What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 05:57 PM (/ZEVC)

206 The [REDACTED] has been obtained for GNAMM

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 28, 2017 05:57 PM (vBeA5)

207 201 188 don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either Prostrate, supine, I'm good with both.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)

208 "You can buy whole roasted chickens for that price. Chicken wings are all skin and fat and much more unhealthy that a whole chicken."

I'd like four whole fried chickens, and a coke.

Posted by: Jake Blues at August 28, 2017 05:57 PM (w+Jhj)

209 I prefer the flats. I'm looking for a guy who will take the drummettes. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+ Hope that's not a euphemism for a prostate warmer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 05:58 PM (LuKE7)

210 Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 10:44 PM (ujwCG) All of this. Way good.

Posted by: Nora at August 28, 2017 05:58 PM (nyQyG)

211 When I get a bucket, I'm gonna for the drumsticks first, then the breasts, then the thighs. You can have the wings. And if you like drumsticks too, get your own damn bucket.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 05:58 PM (8O3HH)

212 I actually learnt about Sarah and Sally Skene right here at AOS, on my cell phone. And nearly got fired for it when I thought - huh, that's interesting, let's try looking for the Skene Sisters on my work computer

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 05:58 PM (6FqZa)

213 170 This isn't tinder? That explains everything! Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 10:50 PM ( No, it's the refusing to take us choo shopping that explains everything.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 05:59 PM (YcIZE)

214 I'll see y'all at the GNAMM!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 05:59 PM (XFue2)

215 "don't tell CNN that women don't have a prostrate either Posted by: original jake"

She'll be prostrate before you can whistle Dixie if I have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Jake Blues at August 28, 2017 05:59 PM (w+Jhj)

216 *Shudders*
*Vows to check out flattering and affordable wigs online - just in case.....*

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 10:56 PM (P8951)


Use save tags - I don't post without 'em.


That barrel...never again.


I was in there for hours due to double-barrelling myself (whilst IN the barrel).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 05:59 PM (Id9+8)

217 not to get all science-y, but anyone ever had a cold prostrate? what differentiates a warm from a cold prostate?

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 05:59 PM (Xi8iX)

218 Blanco!!!!!!

Did I see Peaches upstream too?


Yes, I believe you did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (IcT7t)

219 Better tinder than Grindr.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (8O3HH)

220 Boulder Terlit Hobo, Amateur Gynaecologist

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (6FqZa)

221 Has there ever been a Moron and Ette couple who met through AoS? Posted by: Widespread Pepe ------- They moved to Peruvia. Not heard from since. It's only coincidental that a coup occurred shortly afterward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (/ZEVC)

222 Everything below the waist ist kaput!

Posted by: Lili [i] at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (nIGPZ)

223 Yeah, sorry, Houston. You know me and expiration dates.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (zEjuG)

224 what differentiates a warm from a cold prostate?

A working circulatory system.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:00 PM (IcT7t)

225 I don't think I've seen any reports of looting down in Harvey-land.

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2017 06:01 PM (XoldI)

226 what differentiates a warm from a cold prostate? Posted by: original jake ------------ An urgent need to pee?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:01 PM (/ZEVC)

227 Hope that's not a euphemism for a prostate warmer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 10:58 PM (LuKE7)


Nah, your butt is safe from me, Jack.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:01 PM (Id9+8)

228 Rednecks (of which I identify) oft mispronounce prostate as "prostrate" or even make it plural, "Doc says muh prostrates is acting up."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:01 PM (8O3HH)

229 228. Yeah. Them and the beeties slay them in their thousands.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:02 PM (fA1SL)

230 what differentiates a warm from a cold prostate? A working circulatory system. Posted by: Blanco Basura ----- Heated seats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:02 PM (/ZEVC)

231 "Boulder Terlit Hobo, Amateur Gynaecologist Posted by: boulder terlit hobo"

Is that a someone who does pelvic exams on Mother Nature?

Posted by: Jake Blues at August 28, 2017 06:02 PM (w+Jhj)

232 Women have Skene's gland, the homolog of the prostate. I got your homolog right here, mister.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 06:02 PM (IqV8l)

233 what differentiates a warm from a cold prostate? Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 10:59 PM (Xi8iX) Nice. Your hash is a palindrome, not only with regard to the symbols, but visually as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 06:02 PM (/qEW2)

234 I don't think I've seen any reports of looting down in Harvey-land.

Here's one:  http://bit.ly/2wjyZgY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:03 PM (IcT7t)

235 211 When I get a bucket, I'm gonna for the drumsticks first, then the breasts, then the thighs. You can have the wings. " I'm a leg and thigh girl.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 06:03 PM (P8951)

236 Heh. I can roll my tongue over in both directions. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:27 PM 7 in 10 can roll their tongue upwards. 1 in 1000 can roll it downward. It's not just genetics, it's Science!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 06:04 PM (DMUuz)

237 Skene's Gland is above the G-Spot, right? Or is that the bladder?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 06:04 PM (XFue2)

238 Crap. I've been in meetings all day and just noticed I missed the entire clitoral orgasm thread. Comments? Oh yes, I had some.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (c8EhQ)

239 The [REDACTED] has been obtained for GNAMM Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 28, 2017 10:57 PM (vBeA5) So are we going to Pahrump, or is Pahrump "coming" to us?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (D2vc1)

240 Be well all, I'm off to a nap. Early morn work meeting. May be back sometime, meanwhile you perverts entertain yourselfers.

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (yJ1e6)

241 202 - Tell me more about this "homo-log"

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (ANIFC)

242 "Mongo only pawn....in game of life".

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (pY+s4)

243 I'm a leg and thigh girl. Go *hic* on...

Posted by: hillary from chappaqua at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (6FqZa)

244 bingo fuel

Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 06:05 PM (Xi8iX)

245 Paul Simon's stance at the beginning of the song is funny, as if he's a hobbit. Then when he's singing, he seems to be pretending Garfunkel isn't there. haha. oddster.

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 06:06 PM (9OyZa)

246 Nice. Your hash is a palindrome, not only with regard to the symbols, but visually as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:02 PM (/qEW2)


That, juxtaposed with Widespread Pepe's asymmetric balls, are a feast for the eyes. 


This thread has just done it for me, hordelings.  I miss you all so much.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:06 PM (Id9+8)

247 So you shoot at them? B/c that will make them want to help you? I believe a call to the rest of the Cajun Navy would be in order: "this area? Yeah, fuck 'em". Like supermarkets.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 06:06 PM (kuiuS)

248 Fancy poultry parts sold here Breasts and thighs and hearts Backs are cheap and wings are nearly free.

Posted by: Suzanne Vega at August 28, 2017 06:07 PM (gIRsn)

249 >> Skene's Gland is above the G-Spot, right Google is your friend. Become a pussy whisperer. It's all in a structure known as the "urethral sponge". Here's the deal. It varies with women. You might call it an option package. Some women have a lot of the tissue, and in some, it just doesn't develop as much. The G-spot business is part of that. It's apparently just a region of the urethral sponge that is very sensitive to stimulation. There was some damn study, French, I think, on this. Some women just don't have the option package, unfortunately.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (8O3HH)

250 I'm a leg and thigh girl.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 11:03 PM (P8951)


White meat, here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (Id9+8)

251 This is going to end up with a bunch of dead Houston hoodrats. Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 10:44 PM (ujwCG) Oh no. So many sonnets will go unwritten, so many cancer cures undiscovered. So many crimes uncommitted. I'll alert psychometricians that they'll need to renormalize IQ scores.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (SRKgf)

252 Just had to share Pepper Balls again but look who is watching. I know it's photoshopped but it's cool. http://i.imgur.com/r0HaPpj.gifv

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (Mo5Uy)

253 Alice Cooper (band) had many great songs... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=46lHQT-_0Ig

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (PUmDY)

254 No, it's the refusing to take us choo shopping that explains everything. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 10:59 PM According to bluebell, BCochran has been making out with regard to Choos, Jimmy & otherwise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (DMUuz)

255 237 Skene's Gland is above the G-Spot, right? Or is that the bladder? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 11:04 PM (XFue2) You going to start the age old argument whether it's pee or not.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 06:08 PM (LuKE7)

256 Didn't quite a few people who were displaced by Katrina end up living in Houston? That would suck to be displaced twice.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 06:09 PM (zOpu5)

257 Crap. I've been in meetings all day and just noticed I missed the entire clitoral orgasm thread.

Comments? Oh yes, I had some.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 11:05 PM (c8EhQ)


There was a whole thread for that?  And me, stuck processing documents all day!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:09 PM (Id9+8)

258 And some dry white toast please.

Posted by: Elwood Blues at August 28, 2017 06:09 PM (v8B+3)

259 Google is your friend. ----------- No, it isn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:09 PM (/ZEVC)

260 What does the letters JEF stand for?

Posted by: Leroy Kincaid at August 28, 2017 06:10 PM (XFyJ0)

261 Here's the deal. It varies with women. You might call it an option package. Some women have a lot of the tissue, and in some, it just doesn't develop as much. This is true. My ex-wife barely had it, but it was very prominent on her best friend.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2017 06:10 PM (gIRsn)

262 Folks, y'all click onto Houston's ABC Channel 13 website, and watch the non-stop rescue efforts at Beltway 8 and Tidwell. Giant earthmoving dump trucks, carrying 70 ppl at a load. Most of the boats have trailered for the night, due to fatigue and danger. Huge front-end loader, carrying 15 at a time in it's bucket. Go here, http://abc13.com/ and click on the rectangular button labled: "WATCH" DO. IT. You'll thank me. The reporter, Ted Olberg, has been at this all frikkin' day, and whatever the top TV live reporting award is, he deserves it. This is an immense, CIVILIAN rescue effort, not "organized", but it's working, is effective and is MAGNIFICENT. It is the Dunkirk of Houston. I shit you not. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 06:10 PM (MGCfm)

263 What does the letters JEF stand for? Posted by: Leroy Kincaid at August 28, 2017 11:10 PM (XFyJ0) Jug Eared Fuck Who that refers to, I dunno. I just a moron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 06:11 PM (iFZVz)

264 This is going to end up with a bunch of dead Houston hoodrats.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 10:44 PM (ujwCG)



Oh no. So many sonnets will go unwritten, so many cancer cures undiscovered. So many crimes uncommitted.

I'll alert psychometricians that they'll need to renormalize IQ scores.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 11:08 PM (SRKgf)



I love this place.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:11 PM (Id9+8)

265 What does the letters JEF stand for?

Just Extremely Friendly

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:11 PM (IcT7t)

266 True Fact : Most of the damage done to the prostate is the reult of cold starts.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:12 PM (IVlii)

267 Holy Carp, MisHum - Do you ever sleep? Amazing ONT - Thank You! And Hat didn't make Top Socks? Oy! Really good Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:12 PM (EaewA)

268 Jug-Eared Fuck. Also the start of jefe.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 06:12 PM (pszv/)

269 Article says they are shooting b/c boats aren't picking them up fast enough. So you shoot at them? B/c that will make them want to help you? Are you insane? Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 10:52 PM (lsZMj) It's the intellectual acuity we have come to expect from Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

270 Baby Sister Update So, results of Thursday's MRI (from Hubby): "No change in MRI. Stay the course." That's some seriously good news. Best would have been no shrinkage, but this means no growth. I'll take it gladly!! [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:13 PM (EaewA)

271 With apologies to C.S. Lewis, when I see the word "tyranny", I can't help thinking of some sort of dictatorship by the gender-confused.

Posted by: irright at August 28, 2017 06:13 PM (85f6P)

272 White meat, here. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 11:08 PM (Id9+ We'll do just fine if we ever have to share a chicken then. Everyone in my family likes dark meat and grumbles when there isn't enough to go around at Thanksgiving. Mybe we should have Thanksgiving ducks instead.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 06:13 PM (P8951)

273 Indoor range in the morning for Mrs. E and me and a few 'companions'. Kimber, Heckler, and Koch.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (zLDYs)

274 Now that is funny!! Thanks Illtemperedcur.

Posted by: Leroy Kincaid at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (XFyJ0)

275 >>>As far as I am concerned, if they are trying to steal peoples' boats at a time like this, they are pirates. Short Drop. Sudden Stop. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, servant of her majesty at August 28, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa) How dare you! They are almost certainly good kids trying to turn their lives around and be the first ones in their families to go to college! Hater!!

Posted by: T at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (Vgw1E)

276 fuck url is "http://i.imgur.com/r0HaPpj.gifv"

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (Mo5Uy)

277 Where da white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart [i] at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (nIGPZ)

278 This is an immense, CIVILIAN rescue effort, not "organized", but it's working, is effective and is MAGNIFICENT.

It is the Dunkirk of Houston. I shit you not.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 11:10 PM (MGCfm)


JIM!  So good to see you!  Are the kittehs still copacetic?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:14 PM (Id9+8)

279 how the hell do u post a url?

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 06:15 PM (Mo5Uy)

280 True Fact : Most of the damage done to the prostate is the reult of cold starts. ------- In Minnesota they start a fire under the taint just so it can crank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 06:15 PM (c8EhQ)

281 [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family] Posted by: ibguy at August 28, 2017 11:13 PM (EaewA) My continued prayers for her. God bless you too. You're a good brother.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 06:15 PM (P8951)

282 JEF is TFG

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:15 PM (1X4UE)

283 Go Way! We Lootin'!!

Posted by: Shooter at August 28, 2017 06:16 PM (XoldI)

284 >>It is the Dunkirk of Houston. So, no women or minorities?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:16 PM (1X4UE)

285 True Fact : Most of the damage done to the prostate is the reult of cold starts. In Minnesota they start a fire under the taint just so it can crank. In Alaska, they leave that contraption plugged in all night.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 06:16 PM (pszv/)

286 >> You going to start the age old argument whether >> it's pee or not. That French study (that I can't find easily) was concerned with that, too. They got some women who could do "it" just about on command. I'd love to have been part of that study. For science. They analyzed the fluid, and watched in on MRIs and shit. In womyns with the full expression of the option package, here's what happens. Stimulation of that sensitive area of the sponge tissue cause an involuntary contraction wave to form. It starts by first relaxing the urinary sphincter a bit, letting some urine out. Then it contracts down, emptying the Skene's gland. They open right at the end of the urethra. The fluid is urine with SKene's gland fluid, which is about identical to male prostrate fluid. That's what "it" is.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:16 PM (8O3HH)

287 278 This is an immense, CIVILIAN rescue effort, not "organized", but it's working, is effective and is MAGNIFICENT. " So -the opposite of the Federal government then?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 06:16 PM (P8951)

288 "... at some point his cupidity may at some point be satiated." and since when are tyrants matchmakers? tell that to eharmony.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 06:17 PM (AxFdW)

289 Posted by: ibguy at August 28, 2017 11:13 PM (EaewA) Prayers you got, and glad the news was good.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 06:17 PM (3C9q2)

290 Good night all! Stay safe and dry, Houston area 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (P8951)

291 >>In Minnesota they start a fire under the taint just so it can crank. Native Alaskans used to heat rocks in the fire and then shove them into their rectums to keep their prostates from freezing up overnight.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (1X4UE)

292 (From Drudge) "Mark, a banker in Delaware, got his test results back from Ancestry.com along with a list of relatives in its database. Oddly, there was no one on the list from his father's side of the family.

There was one name he recognized, though: his father's best friend. Who, it turned out, actually was his biological father."


Uh-Oh.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (w+Jhj)

293 This is an immense, CIVILIAN rescue effort, not "organized", but it's working, is effective and is MAGNIFICENT. Wait 'til Uber's lawyers get done with them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (pszv/)

294 Posted by: ibguy at August 28, 2017 11:13 PM (EaewA) Continued prayers for Joyce ibguy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (Ri/rl)

295 279 how the hell do u post a url? Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 11:15 PM (Mo5Uy) TinyURL Or you could paste it to Word then copy over....... No, don't do that. Unless you like The Barrel

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 06:18 PM (iFZVz)

296 We'll do just fine if we ever have to share a chicken then.

Everyone in my family likes dark meat and grumbles when there isn't enough to go around at Thanksgiving.

Mybe we should have Thanksgiving ducks instead.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 11:13 PM (P8951)


We will indeed, Donna.  And I recommend buying an extra turkey just for the dark meat.  Freeze the breasts for baking or grilling (or smoking) some other time.  Your family will love you for it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:19 PM (Id9+8)

297 True Fact : George Washington Carver worked over 7 years on a Prostate Warming device that was made entirely out of peanuts. Sadly, he died of acute diverticulitis before he received a Patent.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:20 PM (1X4UE)

298 Kimber, Heckler, and Koch.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2017 11:14 PM (zLDYs)


NICE!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:21 PM (Id9+8)

299 My brother in Houston said the water got up to his porch step, then receded and the street was clear, but since they released water from the dams and the rain started back it's gotten back halfway up his yard again.

Said he has a 5" rain gauge and he had to empty it 5 times just in the first night.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 28, 2017 06:21 PM (w+Jhj)

300 >> (From Drudge) "Mark, a banker in Delaware ...found out his mom was easy today.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:21 PM (1X4UE)

301 JIM! So good to see you! Are the kittehs still copacetic? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 11:14 PM (Id9+ High n' dry, even with 2 in./hr. rainfall rate here at the moment. Which might last most of the night, but I'll still be okay. Meanwhile, y'all click over to that Houston CH 13 link, and watch what Houston does when there's no National Guard, P.D., Sheriff, or other "officialdom" at hand. This is AWESOME. Y'all need to appreciate what's unfolding here. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 06:21 PM (MGCfm)

302 I tease about the G-spot. It exists. Some women love it and some don't get much from it. Some get embarrassed that they will pee on you when they orgasm and some don't give af. Whatever happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 06:21 PM (XFue2)

303 url is "http://i.IMGur.com/r0HaPpj.gifv" Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 11:14 PM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

304 279 how the hell do u post a url?

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 11:15 PM (Mo5Uy)

++++

This site converts the lowercase string i*m*g to underscores. If your link has that string, replace the letters with uppercase, and it will go through unmolested.

http://i.IMGur.com/r0HaPpj.gifv

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 06:23 PM (FUu/Z)

305 "... at some point his cupidity may at some point be satiated." 

That means a wet Cupid, right?

Or is that "saturated"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:24 PM (Id9+8)

306 >> Some get embarrassed That's what showers are for.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:24 PM (8O3HH)

307 The giant earthmoving trucks are heading out for more people, now. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 06:25 PM (MGCfm)

308 That sucks that I won't be getting my Kanoa wireless earbuds. Totally bummed. The only thing that keeps my spirits up is knowing that I'm gonna make a killing off my shares of Solar Freaking Roadways!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 06:25 PM (nNKHW)

309 Prayers always for you and Joyce et al, {{{ibguy}}}.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:25 PM (Id9+8)

310 The giant earthmoving trucks are heading out for more people, now. The scoops from Soylent Green.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

311 When I see "tyranny" I think "perfected democracy".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:26 PM (6FqZa)

312 Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 11:14 PM Freaking OUTSTANDING! Too funny!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:26 PM (ihmYw)

313 254 According to bluebell, BCochran has been making out with regard to Choos, Jimmy & otherwise. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 11:08 PM Do tell...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 06:26 PM (hscyr)

314 how the hell do u post a url?

Carefully.  Or use bit.ly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:27 PM (IcT7t)

315 So, Andy, here's the deal with the URL not posting properly.

This site runs on Pixyware, a.k.a. "Minx 0.7 alpha", a.k.a. a bunch of overworked underpaid hamsters.

The hamsters are allergic to the letters eye-emm-gee in that order, and will take any such occurrence of that three letter combo out of your post, replacing them with underscores. (The hamsters will do other weird things from time to time.)

This breaks URLs for Web sites such as eye-emm-gee-you-arr.

The solution: plug the complete URL into tinyurl.com or bit.ly, then post the shortened URL not containing the deadly three letter combo. This keeps the hamsters happy.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 06:27 PM (ujwCG)

316 Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 11:10 PM (MGCfm) Ah, that warms my heart. Thank you. Please stay safe; you and irongrampa, we need you for morale!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:27 PM (ihmYw)

317 310. Two scoops. Two genders. Two terms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

318 Drats. Need flash player for that live feed.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 06:28 PM (sf2BM)

319 This is AWESOME. Y'all need to appreciate what's unfolding here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 11:21 PM (MGCfm)


Shit, I have to do a flash update.  I'll be sure to check it out later, though.  My time here is limited tonight.  So nice to intersect temporally on the ONT!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:28 PM (Id9+8)

320 ibguy, that is fantastic news!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:28 PM (ihmYw)

321 299 My brother in Houston said the water got up to his porch step, then receded and the street was clear, but since they released water from the dams and the rain started back it's gotten back halfway up his yard again. Said he has a 5" rain gauge and he had to empty it 5 times just in the first night. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 28, 2017 11:21 PM (w+Jhj) Yes I'm not thrilled that they released water into Buffalo Bayou since it caused the water to get closer to me also.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 06:28 PM (LuKE7)

322 btw, how come there's no video of blondie doing "heart of glass"? huh? debby harry is preternaturally beautiful, sexy and awkward, accidental and in control, all at once.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 06:28 PM (AxFdW)

323 Jim - What I get at that link is evacuation notice video

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:29 PM (/ZEVC)

324 Yep, can't get adobe flash to work.

Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2017 06:29 PM (mxS7w)

325 >>Ah, that warms my heart. Please Note : Using the Ronco Prostate Warmer to warm anything besides Protates voids ALL Warranty requests.

Posted by: Ron Popeil at August 28, 2017 06:30 PM (1X4UE)

326 Y;all just wait a few minutes and youll get a popup asking you to allow Flash.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:31 PM (ihmYw)

327 Wth is Lambda Legal?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 06:31 PM (PUmDY)

328 hey! i can watch "heart of glass" on youtube all by myself! bye!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 06:32 PM (AxFdW)

329 in the sense you use it, intersection is a positive thing, Miley!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 06:32 PM (9OyZa)

330 Yes I'm not thrilled that they released water into Buffalo Bayou They had little choice, from what I saw in the reservoirs, which are close to overflow even with the dams open.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:32 PM (6FqZa)

331 Please Note : Using the Ronco Prostate Warmer to warm anything besides Protates voids ALL Warranty requests.

Posted by: Ron Popeil at August 28, 2017 11:30 PM (1X4UE)


Maybe it's supposed to be a potato warmer, and furriners did the translation?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:32 PM (Id9+8)

332 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 11:29 PM (/ZEVC) Look for live rescue update verbiage along right side...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:32 PM (ihmYw)

333 There was one name he recognized, though: his father's best friend. Who, it turned out, actually was his biological father." Princess Margaret's tomcat husband fathered a daughter by a friend's wife during a threesome weekend in late 1959 (when Tony was officially engaged to the princess). A DNA test in 2004 proved that Tony was the woman's actual father. The friend, BTW, had been asked to be Tony's best man at the wedding but was replaced because he was known to be bisexual and had recently been arrested for "importuning" another man for sex. There are a lot of folks who wish DNA testing had never been invented.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 06:33 PM (3C9q2)

334 Welp, time for bed.  Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 28, 2017 06:33 PM (w+Jhj)

335 Thanks for the link Jim. It is cool to watch.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 06:33 PM (D2vc1)

336 in the sense you use it, intersection is a positive thing, Miley!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 11:32 PM (9OyZa)


Indeed!  "Ality" is sooo bourgeois!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:33 PM (Id9+8)

337 Wouldja believe that the sanest comment I've seen about flood management is from Matty Yglesias: "I'm no hydrologist but I'm skeptical any city's zoning code would prevent 50 inches of rain from causing really bad flooding."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:34 PM (6FqZa)

338 Miley, glad to see you and I'm impressed with your stamina. Hope some wonderful opportunities come your way!

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2017 06:34 PM (ZapPq)

339 311. Albeit there shall be no harm, nonetheless, please to refrain from use of this appliance, save for intended warming purposes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:34 PM (fA1SL)

340 in the sense you use it, intersection is a positive thing, Miley!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 11:32 PM (9OyZa)

Indeed! "Ality" is sooo bourgeois!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 11:33 PM (Id9+8



You know what?  I've been thinking about this, and the far left is becoming the New Moral Police, and wreaking havoc as did the moralists of times past. 


Tedious, and mockable - that's what they deserve.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:35 PM (Id9+8)

341 Yeesh, Addicks Reservoir @106'. Good news! The high point was 106.22. 108' and it would have spilled over.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:36 PM (6FqZa)

342 Wth is Lambda Legal? It's an organization that handles litigation for the LGBTQ etc. community.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 06:37 PM (3C9q2)

343 Do not operate heavy machinery or prostate warmers while using this product.

Posted by: OTC Medicine Label at August 28, 2017 06:37 PM (XoldI)

344 You know what? I've been thinking about this, and the far left is becoming the New Moral Police, and wreaking havoc as did the moralists of times past. Tedious, and mockable - that's what they deserve. ------ Moral prigs. They're everything that they used to love to attribute to the squares.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 06:37 PM (c8EhQ)

345 281 Ampersand Donna Thank you, ma'am. I try to be

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:38 PM (EaewA)

346 What's with all these people in black masks, rioting to suppress the enjoyment of lemongrass-based noodle soups from Indochine?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

347 Miley, glad to see you and I'm impressed with your stamina.

Hope some wonderful opportunities come your way!

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2017 11:34 PM (ZapPq)'


Thank you, Emmie!  I'm kicking ass and taking names.  It's kind of like swinging your sword through invading Goths.  Dirty work, but the OT pays well.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:38 PM (Id9+8)

348 >>>a bunch of those turbines will go smack on top of some of the best fisheries on the Eastern Seaboard. Great! Green energy+interfere with humans murdering innocent fish. Win/win.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 06:38 PM (/qEW2)

349 http://i.IMGur.com/r0HaPpj.gifv

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at August 28, 2017 06:38 PM (Mo5Uy)

350 3 more days of rain forecast for Houston. smh

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 06:39 PM (lsZMj)

351 344. Yep. They're normies. Never forget that. In this modern world, there are three powers - Normistan, Cuckistan, and Kekistan. Choose your side.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

352 I agree, wholeheartedly, Miley. Last week, a coworker called those of us females in the room 'ladies,' then corrected himself, saying, oh, I'm sorry, don't want to offend. I said with a smile, you can call us ladies. it's all right! the SJW glared at me. oh well. Let's take back our country and our language!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 06:39 PM (9OyZa)

353 Is a hydrologist an expert on hydration?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

354 Miley, glad to see you and I'm impressed with your stamina.
Hope some wonderful opportunities come your way!
Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2017 11:34 PM (ZapPq)
---
Yup.

just like a Timex, she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'....


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:39 PM (uSW8H)

355 There are no prudes like the far left SJWs and FemiNazis have become.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:40 PM (8O3HH)

356 Moral prigs. They're everything that they used to love to attribute to the squares.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 11:37 PM (c8EhQ)


Amen!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:40 PM (Id9+8)

357 Harris County Chief Constable (don't know which pct. yet.), reports over 2,000 people rescued from just this one single location and effort. And he's singing the praises of the volunteer effort, and asking for more, and for more shelter locations. Texans, doing what needs to be done. And kicking ass in the doing. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 06:40 PM (MGCfm)

358 It's kind of like swinging your sword through invading Goths. Against a horde of Cure-listening emo faggits, I put my money on the chick with the sword.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 06:41 PM (6FqZa)

359 Comstock and his bunch had nothing on the SJWs.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:41 PM (8O3HH)

360 I get those other orgasms]occasionally, have no idea what triggers them. I get them more often from erotic dreams than when I'm awake, but I have had them during intercourse. Totally different feeling, longer lasting, and the only way can describe it is that it's more bass like; it's deeper. And almost like a charley horse, which I know sounds bizarre but you can feel something contracting moreso than with a clitoral orgasm. Doesn't hurt at all, feels great. But very different. Hope this doesn't get me banned; I am not trying to be nasty, just informative. Tried to keep my language straightforward! And I am off to bed, mama has been in hospital ( she's fine now) and I am tired! God bless Texas.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 28, 2017 06:42 PM (ihmYw)

361 358. Obligatory: https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

362 342, thanks. All I could think of was Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 06:42 PM (PUmDY)

363 Comstock and his bunch had nothing on the SJWs.

I've never seen SJW pie filling.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 06:42 PM (IcT7t)

364 I said with a smile, you can call us ladies. it's all right! the SJW glared at me. oh well.

Let's take back our country and our language!

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 11:39 PM (9OyZa)


Yeah, I remember feeling like I had to have a knee-jerk women's-libbish response when I was young and stupid.  I have no problem with being called a lady, or "doll" or "darlin'" or any such things now.


That's real liberation.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:42 PM (Id9+8)

365 359 Comstock and his bunch had nothing on the SJWs. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 11:41 PM (8O3HH) ------ The spirit of Cromwell lives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 06:43 PM (c8EhQ)

366 Hey, y'all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 28, 2017 06:43 PM (rJUlF)

367 I saw Emo Faggits open for Raging Flamers at the Kumquat Festival in Oxnard, '92.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 06:44 PM (qul7b)

368 Tammy, if they ban you for that, then they'll have to execute me, I guess.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:44 PM (8O3HH)

369 364. You tell 'em, sugar tits!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

370 Hello Horde! Due to pressing matters IRL, I completely missed the previous thread. Much the pity. Evening LadyL!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2017 06:46 PM (tr2D7)

371 Tedious, and mockable - that's what they deserve. ************ Amen to that sister.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 28, 2017 06:46 PM (IuHqC)

372 >>>Yeah, I remember feeling like I had to have a knee-jerk women's-libbish response when I was young and stupid. I have no problem with being called a lady, or "doll" or "darlin'" or any such things now. That's real liberation. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 11:42 PM (Id9+ I'll call women "darlin'" and "hun" sometimes, thanks to learning that from my dad. A true southern gentleman, he was.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 28, 2017 06:46 PM (rJUlF)

373 Hope this doesn't get me banned; I am not trying to be nasty, just informative. Tried to keep my language straightforward! And I am off to bed, mama has been in hospital ( she's fine now) and I am tired! God bless Texas. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 28, 2017 11:42 PM ( --------- Pics are not required, but always welcome. ;-)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 06:46 PM (c8EhQ)

374 I believe that each time that a correction in terms comes up, insisting on the natural words we've used for years is a tiny way of fighting back against their creeping destruction of the great American culture that I want to preserve. so I'm dissenting from their crap with a smile.

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 06:47 PM (9OyZa)

375 368 Tammy, if they ban you for that, then they'll have to execute me, I guess. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 11:44 PM (8O3HH) Good Lord you folks are overly sensitive this evening

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 06:48 PM (ZTRlp)

376 I'm trying to remember. I think there can be *three* orgasmic pathways to the brain in women. It depends on that "option package" business. All women have clitoral pathway. The second is the "G-spot"/urethral sponge pathway. But there was a third possible, too. Somewhere down there, and I can't remember it for the life of me. The breasts also have a pathway to the orgasmic center, but this was a third one down there somewhere. We men have only one, and you know where that is. But that's all we need. It's very high bandwidth. But anyway, some women just aren't going to have the full option package, unfortunately, for some reason.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 06:48 PM (8O3HH)

377 There was a gadget that warmed up your prostate, That Shep Smith considered just top rate, He said "Plug it in", With a sh*t eating grin, Then assumed his favorite position lying prostrate

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2017 06:48 PM (nNKHW)

378 I'll call women "darlin'" and "hun" sometimes, thanks to learning that from my dad. A true southern gentleman, he was. Posted by: Captain Whitebread ---------- If they are younger, I'll occasionally use 'sweetie'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 06:49 PM (/ZEVC)

379 I'm replacing the Brezhnev-era vinyl on my trusty Kiev88 with some pebbled black pigskin. I think this is gonna be awesome when I'm done. *pours double vodka and waits for glue to set.*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

380 292 (From Drudge) "Mark, a banker in Delaware, got his test results back from Ancestry.com along with a list of relatives in its database. Oddly, there was no one on the list from his father's side of the family. There was one name he recognized, though: his father's best friend. Who, it turned out, actually was his biological father." Uh-Oh. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 28, 2017 11:18 PM (w+Jhj) That's messed up

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 28, 2017 06:49 PM (dKiJG)

381 In this modern world, there are three powers - Normistan, Cuckistan, and Kekistan.
Choose your side.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 11:39 PM (fA1SL)



LOLOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:49 PM (Id9+8)

382 okay, i'm back from viewing blonde's "heart of glass". wonderful. great lyrics, too. they say debby harry had the kind of beauty that when she walked into a room, everything stopped. that kind. i believe it, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 06:50 PM (AxFdW)

383 The third path is accessed via deep anal penetration.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 06:50 PM (qul7b)

384 Up next on TCM; Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid. James Coeburn & Kris Kristopherson. Sam Peckinpah directed it. Underrated flick. Good violence and nudity. America!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 06:50 PM (pY+s4)

385 test.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 06:51 PM (/qEW2)

386 376 I'm trying to remember. I think there can be *three* orgasmic pathways to the brain in women. It depends on that "option package" business. All women have clitoral pathway. The second is the "G-spot"/urethral sponge pathway. But there was a third possible, too. Somewhere down there, and I can't remember it for the life of me. The breasts also have a pathway to the orgasmic center, but this was a third one down there somewhere. We men have only one, and you know where that is. But that's all we need. It's very high bandwidth. But anyway, some women just aren't going to have the full option package, unfortunately, for some reason. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH) Some guys get the fully loaded King Ranch and some guys get a fleet vehicle.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 28, 2017 06:51 PM (IuHqC)

387 "father's best friend. Who, it turned out, actually was his biological father." Asheville Robert Reminds me of the Radiohead lyrics "put your keys in the bowl/kiss your husband good night" there were Swingers in the 70s galore.

Posted by: booknlass at August 28, 2017 06:51 PM (9OyZa)

388 386. Some guys have all the luck Sone guys get all the breaks... Thanks for the ear-worm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

389 Up next on TCM; Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid. James Coeburn & Kris Kristopherson. ---------- *runs crying from the room*

Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 28, 2017 06:53 PM (/ZEVC)

390 just like a Timex, she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'....


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2017 11:39 PM (uSW8H)



<types...deletes>


I don't want to start anything I can't finish, Heartless!  I turn into a pumpkin at midnight (real time, not like here in Aceworld).


But, yeah. 

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:53 PM (Id9+8)

391 This is looking more possible every day! Won't it be great to see the Twins beat the Yankees in the Wildcard game!?!!

Posted by: Twins Fan [i] at August 28, 2017 06:53 PM (nIGPZ)

392 MILEY: You're making me wet and I'm a guy.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 28, 2017 06:55 PM (C+wjz)

393 Won't it be great to see the Twins beat the Yankees in the Wildcard game!?!! Posted by: Twins Fan at August 28, 2017 11:53 PM (nIGPZ) No. Minnesota is liberal retard HQ, much like Boston. Watching them bleat is good for the soul of America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:55 PM (SRKgf)

394 >>Won't it be great to see the Twins beat the Yankees in the Wildcard game!? Will Sano be back?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 06:55 PM (NU+18)

395 344 Tedious, and mockable - that's what they deserve. ------ Moral prigs. They're everything that they used to love to attribute to the squares. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 11:37 PM (c8EhQ) Our "favorite" lefty relative has recently taken to moralizing at us every chance she gets. It's getting a little old. She used to be at least fun, deviant that she is.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2017 06:56 PM (ZapPq)

396 There was an episode of House once where a married couple found out they were half-siblings. Turns out his dad had been having an affair with her mom, who lived next door with her husband, and....yeah. Infidelity and DNA testing. It's the bi-fecta of suck.

Posted by: T at August 28, 2017 06:56 PM (Vgw1E)

397 Against a horde of Cure-listening emo faggits, I put my money on the chick with the sword.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:41 PM (6FqZa)


I listen to Manowar and Metallica."Hail and Kill!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:57 PM (Id9+8)

398 I have yet to see any hard evidence that U.S, and Canadian diplomats in Cuba were attacked with a "sonic Weapon". All we have are anecdotal accounts of personal injury. I hold no brief for the friggin' Cuban Commies, but come on, now, cui bono? Why would Cuba want to screw up a new opportunity for a diplomatic rapprochement? And if some sonic device was used, how hard would it be to make recordings of its output, or trace the sound to its source. Detecting and measuring sound energy, even sounds above or below the range of human hearing is not rocket science. I'm sure you could build a smartphone app to make it act as a sound level meter/direction finder. And the consular protective officers and/or CIA should have real equipment to detect and thwart spying efforts and such.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 06:59 PM (2le8w)

399 We men have only one, and you know where that is. But that's all we need. It's very high bandwidth.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)
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until you get married. then it's just an archive, not a pathway.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 06:59 PM (uSW8H)

400 There was an episode of House once where a married couple found out they were half-siblings. Turns out his dad had been having an affair with her mom, who lived next door with her husband, and....yeah. Liberal fantasia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at August 28, 2017 06:59 PM (SRKgf)

401 396 There was an episode of House once where a married couple found out they were half-siblings. Turns out his dad had been having an affair with her mom, who lived next door with her husband, and....yeah. Infidelity and DNA testing. It's the bi-fecta of suck. Posted by: T at August 28, 2017 11:56 PM (Vgw1E) Needs stock in Hallmark greeting cards

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 06:59 PM (ZTRlp)

402 Oh, and some more "FYI" about "it", that thing involving the urethral sponge and the Skene's glands. That's becoming a big thing in the, uh, "educational video" market. What you see there is all fake, fake, fake. There are several ways to fake it..... The real thing is nothing spectacular, just a little "pfft", and sometimes just a "fast flow". So don't pay any attention to that educational video stuff about this.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:00 PM (8O3HH)

403 Hope this doesn't get me banned; I am not trying to be nasty, just informative. Tried to keep my language straightforward!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 28, 2017 11:42 PM (ihmYw)



Much appreciated, Tammy!  After all, this is Science, and Ace appreciates Science.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 07:00 PM (Id9+8)

404 The warmer consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. It's ghey. Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh) A "shorts" circuit would be bad news.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 07:01 PM (2le8w)

405 Damn, I gotta go.  Early alarm.


Thank you all for a fun evening!  Will try to catch up on the weekend!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 07:02 PM (Id9+8)

406 Dateline: Sholes Airport, Galveston, TX Subject: Texas Air National Guard The fourth TX ANG flight from Galveston to Dallas is spooling up for takeoff in the next few minutes. Each TX ANG C-130, is loaded with refuges from Hurricane/Tropical Storm Harvey, who've all been camped out in official Galveston shelters. The State of Texas is moving them to larger, more well equipped and accomodating shelters in the D/FW area, in order to open up local space for the flood of new arrivals from throughout the area. This is the fourth flight today of the TX ANG C-130s, and the flights are scheduled to continue until further notice. written by: Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 07:02 PM (MGCfm)

407 A "shorts" circuit would be bad news. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:01 AM (2le8w) --------- It's solar, so, sustainable and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 07:03 PM (c8EhQ)

408 I have yet to see any hard evidence that U.S, and Canadian diplomats in Cuba were attacked with a "sonic Weapon". All we have are anecdotal accounts of personal injury. I hold no brief for the friggin' Cuban Commies, but come on, now, cui bono? Why would Cuba want to screw up a new opportunity for a diplomatic rapprochement? And if some sonic device was used, how hard would it be to make recordings of its output, or trace the sound to its source. Detecting and measuring sound energy, even sounds above or below the range of human hearing is not rocket science. I'm sure you could build a smartphone app to make it act as a sound level meter/direction finder. And the consular protective officers and/or CIA should have real equipment to detect and thwart spying efforts and such. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 11:59 PM (2le8w) In case of sonic attack on your district, follow these rules If you are making love it is imperative To bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously Do not waste time blocking your ears Do not waste time seeking a sound proofed shelter Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible Do not panic, do not panic, do not panic Do not panic, do not panic, do not panic Use your wheels it is what they are for Do not attempt to use your own limbs Small babies should be placed inside the special cocoons And should be left, if possible, in shelters If no wheels are available metal, metal, metal, metal Metal, metal, metal, metal Not organic limbs should be employed whenever practical Remember, remember, remember, remember In the case of sonic attack survival means Every man for himself, himself, himself, himself, himself, himself Statistically more people survive if they think Only of themselves, only of themselves, only of themselves Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones You have only a few seconds to escape Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die Do not panic, do not panic Think only of yourself, think only of yourself Think only of yourself, think only of yourself These are the first signs of sonic attack You will notice small objects such as ornaments oscillating You will notice [Inaudible] You will hear a distant hissing in your ears You will feel dizzy, you will feel the need to vomit You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction Your only protection is flight If you are less than ten years old Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon If I remember you can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else You can help no one else, no one else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8pGS4cWbHo

Posted by: In the Hat of the Mountain Grill at August 28, 2017 07:03 PM (vBeA5)

409 >> Some get embarrassed Or wind powered. Imagine a little turbine sticking out, spinning in the wind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:04 PM (8O3HH)

410 whole-wing prices have climbed by more than a third in the last year, from $1.50 per pound to $2.09 What is the reason? Is the cost of corn rising? Or whatever is in chicken feed. Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 28, 2017 10:15 PM (Zd2ZF) Sounds like the market has become distorted. Chicken wings were cheap for a long time because there's not much meat on them. Then the wing fad took off, and now wings outsell other chicken parts. Suggestion: places that serve wings, why not find a way to cook and serve the chicken legs in similar fashion? There's way more meat on legs, so they would take longer to cook, but also it would take fewer of them to satisfy one's hunger. So instead of a plate of 20 50-cent wings, you would sell 6 wings and 6 legs, for the same money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 07:06 PM (2le8w)

411 398 I have yet to see any hard evidence that U.S, and Canadian diplomats in Cuba were attacked with a "sonic Weapon". All we have are anecdotal accounts of personal injury.

I hold no brief for the friggin' Cuban Commies, but come on, now, cui bono? Why would Cuba want to screw up a new opportunity for a diplomatic rapprochement?

And if some sonic device was used, how hard would it be to make recordings of its output, or trace the sound to its source. Detecting and measuring sound energy, even sounds above or below the range of human hearing is not rocket science. I'm sure you could build a smartphone app to make it act as a sound level meter/direction finder. And the consular protective officers and/or CIA should have real equipment to detect and thwart spying efforts and such.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 11:59 PM (2le8w)

++++

In Cuba doesn't necessarily mean by Cuba. For all we know, it could be someone with the Iranian embassy. Or the Norks. Etc.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 07:06 PM (FUu/Z)

412 Ugg. This day walker cant sleep. And Insomniac has the best handle.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 07:07 PM (vIjh1)

413 In 409 I was trying to quote "solar powered", but messed it up. Didn't copy it to the clipboard correctly or some crap.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:07 PM (8O3HH)

414 A "shorts" circuit would be bad news. Thats what the blue bulb is for. It not only lets you know it's on, it's by it's nature a fused circuit breaker. Also, some manly men prefer the bulb up their shart chute...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 07:08 PM (qul7b)

415 Nurse murders of patients in hospitals happen a lot more often than we would like to think.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 28, 2017 07:09 PM (YaTIT)

416 When Wal-Mart employees are most apt to snap?

Try quitting time at 10pm. Toys department. And some mother brings in her adorable as all get out little boy who then insists on playing with every toy that makes noise on every aisle.

I was glad to not be responsible for toys tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 07:10 PM (8uMxZ)

417 It's like Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. When we bought this place we liked the fact it's on an elevation, we raised the back yard, we made good preparations to stay in place. Nature didn't care. I'm so sorry to be this way but I feel so helpless; there's no way to fight back against what's happening to us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF) Best wishes for your safety, Hadrian. One encouraging note: the marginal rate for water level increase with rainfall gets smaller as the level rises. The area of inundation gets bigger with every inch that the water rises, meaning that each subsequent inch of water rise takes much more volume of water than the prior one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 07:11 PM (2le8w)

418 Or wind powered. Imagine a little turbine sticking out, spinning in the wind. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear ------ Now, by 'wind', what do you mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 07:12 PM (/ZEVC)

419 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:11 AM (2le8w) That looks like math so I'm going to take your word for that piece of encouraging fact.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 07:13 PM (LuKE7)

420 415 Nurse murders of patients in hospitals happen a lot more often than we would like to think. Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2017 12:09 AM (YaTIT) -------- Kaiser never mentions this in its ads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 07:14 PM (c8EhQ)

421 You have a prostrate warmer. You love your prostrate warmer. You go everywhere with it. You name him Brad. And then one day it gets totaled. By a pile-driver.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2017 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

422 What the world needs are batteries that use semen as the liquid electrolyte, refillable. Homes with teenage boys could go off-grid!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 07:14 PM (qul7b)

423 415 Nurse murders of patients in hospitals happen a lot more often than we would like to think. Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2017 12:09 AM (YaTIT) A lot more than those penthouse stories do unfortunately.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 07:15 PM (LuKE7)

424 So put the sperm batteries in parallel or series... where is Isaac Asimov when you need him?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 07:16 PM (8uMxZ)

425 >>>Also, some manly men prefer the bulb up their shart chute... Gives the song I Saw The Light new meaning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 07:16 PM (ZTRlp)

426 Bean powered turbine.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:18 PM (8O3HH)

427 103 Don't Semi Trucks have have to be a certain weight and Batteries will make it weigh more, so does that mean less freight? Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 28, 2017 10:34 PM (dKiJG) Yeah, but can you imagine an 18-wheeler in ludicrous mode?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 28, 2017 07:18 PM (3JQ/p)

428 Street signs as channel markers. Grim.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 07:18 PM (/ZEVC)

429 So put the sperm batteries in parallel or series... where is Isaac Asimov when you need him?

This sounds more late Heinlein territory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2017 07:18 PM (IcT7t)

430 I'd say the sperm batteries go in series and parallel both, depending on need. Pull a lever back and forth to change from one to the other... faster... faster...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 07:19 PM (qul7b)

431 Don't Semi Trucks have have to be a certain weight and Batteries will make it weigh more, so does that mean less freight? Posted by: Patrick From Ohio ------------ Don't mess with my revenue stream. I have a system, it's working great.

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 28, 2017 07:20 PM (/ZEVC)

432 Where's the love, man?

Posted by: Larry Niven at August 28, 2017 07:20 PM (c8EhQ)

433 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 28, 2017 07:20 PM (K2SnJ)

434 Where's the love, man?

Performing rikasha on the RingWorld with the vampire people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 07:21 PM (8uMxZ)

435 Yeah, but can you imagine an 18-wheeler in ludicrous mode? Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 29, 2017 12:18 AM (3JQ/p) So much plaid...

Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 28, 2017 07:24 PM (vBeA5)

436 The unspirational quotation saying "People who say they'll give 110% don't know how percentages work" is one of those things that drives me insane. Every time I eat out, I pay 120% for my dinner. If a movie ticket is $10 and I have $11 in my wallet, then I'm "110% ready," aren't I? Fucking idiots. If they're going to be snarky, they might want to think first.

Posted by: Mary Richards at August 28, 2017 07:24 PM (HWvMZ)

437 If they're going to be snarky, they might want to think first. Posted by: Mary Richards You got snark. I hate snark.

Posted by: Lou Grant at August 28, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

438 Where's the love, man?

Performing rikasha on the RingWorld with the vampire people.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:21 AM (8uMxZ)


Sitting in a corner, drooling and giggling with a droud plugged into your head

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2017 07:26 PM (Gv+zt)

439 And if some sonic device was used, how hard would it be to make recordings of its output, or trace the sound to its source. Detecting and measuring sound energy, even sounds above or below the range of human hearing is not rocket science. I'm sure you could build a smartphone app to make it act as a sound level meter/direction finder. And the consular protective officers and/or CIA should have real equipment to detect and thwart spying efforts and such.
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Well, wouldn't you have to know it was being used in the first place?

Let's say you get sick, you have strange symptoms.

I'm thinking there are about a million things that you'd think of disease wise, before "sonic attack."

And by the time "sonic attack" is considered, the devices-- and the signals-- are turned off. Like turning a light on or off.

BTW... https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/audio-frequency-analyzer/id684641742?mt=8

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 07:26 PM (aT+Bx)

440 Niven did some grim stuff for light entertainment

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2017 07:26 PM (Gv+zt)

441 If they're going to be snarky, they might want to think first. Posted by: Mary Richards at August 29, 2017 12:24 AM (HWvMZ) ------- You're gonna make it after all.

Posted by: The Theme Song Singers at August 28, 2017 07:27 PM (c8EhQ)

442 Posted by: Lou Grant at August 29, 2017 12:26 AM (IqV8l) Oooohhhh, Lou-ooh? I'm in my little happy homemaker nightie........

Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at August 28, 2017 07:28 PM (8O3HH)

443 If they're going to be snarky, they might want to think first.
Posted by: Mary Richards at August 29, 2017 12:24 AM (HWvMZ)


Nah, if you are paying $10 for a ticket and you have $11.00 in  your pocket you are clearly operating at about 91% . . . slacker

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2017 07:28 PM (Gv+zt)

444 4th Gen. Warfare.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 07:29 PM (XFue2)

445 Yeah Niven's future utopia was not vanilla perfect which added depth and realism to it. He also did not build whole novels around things like rikasha but it was something that evolved to help trade/commerce on the Ringworld.

The droud? I tend to finger the Puppeteers for that in their quest to breed a docile Human. When they weren't trying to breed a lucky Human.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 07:30 PM (8uMxZ)

446 Yeah, yeah, worked out great for you and Rhoda.

Posted by: Carlton at August 28, 2017 07:30 PM (/ZEVC)

447 Very good article by Richard Fernandez "The Coming Age of Magic" http://preview.tinyurl.com/y89lxfrv

Posted by: I put on my robe and wizard Hat at August 28, 2017 07:30 PM (vBeA5)

448 Sessions is just being discrete, any day now he is going start looking at Obama's teams abuse of ...zzz.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 28, 2017 07:30 PM (YaTIT)

449 444 4th Gen. Warfare. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 12:29 AM (XFue2) Buy a Lotto ticket, NOW. While you're still hot. While you still got the touch. Whaddya waitin foah? GO! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 07:31 PM (MGCfm)

450 Sessions: avoiding Arcancide.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 07:31 PM (aT+Bx)

451 Is the ABC 13 video still live? I'm seeing mandatory evacuations being announced.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2017 07:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

452
Anna, have you ever read George O Smith or Randal Garret's non-Lord D'Arcy stories?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2017 07:33 PM (Gv+zt)

453 I prefer the flats. I'm looking for a guy who will take the drummettes. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+ Flats? Drummettes? What are they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 07:33 PM (2le8w)

454 Never mind, wrong click. Figures.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2017 07:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

455 Princess Margaret's tomcat husband fathered a daughter by a friend's wife during a threesome weekend in late 1959 (when Tony was officially engaged to the princess). A DNA test in 2004 proved that Tony was the woman's actual father. The friend, BTW, had been asked to be Tony's best man at the wedding but was replaced because he was known to be bisexual and had recently been arrested for "importuning" another man for sex.

There are a lot of folks who wish DNA testing had never been invented.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 28, 2017 11:33 PM (3C9q2)



Not me that's for sure.

Posted by: Maury Povich at August 28, 2017 07:34 PM (1JnAL)

456 353 Is a hydrologist an expert on hydration?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)



Yes.

Posted by: Bobby Boucher at August 28, 2017 07:35 PM (1JnAL)

457 Buffalo drummettes. I know those.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 07:35 PM (c8EhQ)

458 Prince Harry knows how to have fun.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:36 PM (8O3HH)

459 Is the ABC 13 video still live? I'm seeing mandatory evacuations being announced. Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 12:32 AM (Jcg9Q) That would not be the live feed. Two, three more boats coming in, and some of the heavy earthmoving equipment. Damn, wish my net-fu was better. Gotta be a good live link to 'em. Just look up any live feed that Ted Oberg at that station did since 5 pm today. You don't think of TV reporters as Heroes. This one today, earned it. Did his job, and stepped outside of the "reporter" veil. And just simply did his job as a raw, honest, human being. What an awesome several hours of TV, ongoing still. Awards. BIG FUCKING AWARDS, due for that guy. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 07:36 PM (MGCfm)

460 MJC,.... Wow https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ahGxiSV_LH0

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 07:39 PM (PUmDY)

461 433 Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2017 12:20 AM (K2SnJ) You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 07:40 PM (ZTRlp)

462 Speaking of the TX ANG C-130 flight. It obviously, just took off. Low pass over my house, about two miles from Sholes Field. LOW pass. Torrential rains, heavy winds. And at full-effort throttle, resonating the walls and floors, here. Godspeed, to all on board! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 07:42 PM (MGCfm)

463 This is true. My ex-wife barely had it, but it was very prominent on her best friend. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2017 11:10 PM (gIRsn) Do I sense a cause and effect relationship here?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 07:43 PM (2le8w)

464 Oh, I wish I was in the land of memes and pornos,/ Lulcowz there be mostly normos/ Look away, look away, look away, Kekistan!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

465 Got my first tattoo. What do y'all think? http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503977171928.jpg

Posted by: Dana Perino at August 28, 2017 07:44 PM (XFue2)

466 I missed the orgasm thread!!! My life sucks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 07:45 PM (/H6uR)

467 If it sucks, you should be able to orgasm...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 07:47 PM (qul7b)

468 466 I missed the orgasm thread!!! My life sucks. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 12:45 AM (/H6uR) -------- Back to fapping...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 07:47 PM (c8EhQ)

469 Pretty average ONT. Could of used some more content. The jharles of chonson has a new boyfriend. keefers von bathtub. They should get married. They would make a cute couple. The turdball musical interlude is some proggie no one has heard of. the "amazing" julian lage. Yawn.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 07:47 PM (sf2BM)

470 Dana is somewhat more... white trash... than I would have expected...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 07:47 PM (qul7b)

471 I mean not that the ONT is chopped ive Mis Hum. I thoroughly enjoy it....but orgasms.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 07:48 PM (/H6uR)

472 I missed the orgasm thread!!! My life sucks. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 12:45 AM (/H6uR) Set your phone to "vibrate". We'll all keep hitting redial. NO need to thank us. In fact, please, don't. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 07:48 PM (MGCfm)

473 Liver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 07:48 PM (/H6uR)

474 You guys are such perverts, I'm, like, apalled. :ducks, and runs: Hopefully I shouldn't have to tell you this, but regarding "it" I was talking about above. You can find videos of the real thing out there, not the fake stuff. They are amateur level quality. But you can find them, if you want to see the real thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:49 PM (8O3HH)

475 466 I missed the orgasm thread!!! My life sucks. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 12:45 AM (/H6uR) Shouldn't have skimped on the lube.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 07:49 PM (cAnNx)

476 d'Arcy stuff?  Nope seem to have missed that, what brings it up?

*eyes laptop with 2,000+ words of Reaper Cat Six story*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 07:49 PM (8uMxZ)

477 "Got my first tattoo. What do y'all think? "4 "Oversize Load" would have been better.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 07:49 PM (sf2BM)

478 Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:48 AM (MGCfm) Lol. Always can get support here. Its the type of support thats questionable.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 07:49 PM (/H6uR)

479 469 Pretty average ONT. Could of used some more content -------- The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 07:50 PM (c8EhQ)

480 478 Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:48 AM (MGCfm) Lol. Always can get support here. Its the type of support thats questionable. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 12:49 AM (/H6uR) Athletic?

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 07:50 PM (cAnNx)

481 474 You guys are such perverts, I'm, like, apalled. :ducks, and runs: Hopefully I shouldn't have to tell you this, but regarding "it" I was talking about above. You can find videos of the real thing out there, not the fake stuff. They are amateur level quality. But you can find them, if you want to see the real thing. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 29, 2017 12:49 AM (8O3HH) Allknottedupinside.com

Posted by: Dana Perino at August 28, 2017 07:51 PM (XFue2)

482 Dana, Does Jasper help out sometimes?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 07:52 PM (8O3HH)

483 453 I prefer the flats. I'm looking for a guy who will take the drummettes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+

Flats? Drummettes? What are they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:33 AM (2le8w)

++++

Chicken wing parts. She cut off the tips and throws them away, so those are the two remaining sections.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 07:53 PM (pvjTE)

484 dumbocrat untergrund is still convinced that President Trump will be impeached "tomorrow" You can come to my place "tomorrow" and get free booze too.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 07:54 PM (sf2BM)

485 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 12:48 AM (/H6uR) No explanation needed It's been different tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 07:54 PM (ZTRlp)

486 I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action...

Posted by: Ricky Retardo at August 28, 2017 07:55 PM (qul7b)

487 Sessions should have resigned after the first time he was publicly demeaned by Trump. That he didn't indicates a lack of strength. The recusal was unforgivable, try to imagine Holder or Lynch doing it under similar circumstances.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 28, 2017 07:57 PM (YaTIT)

488 "I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action..." The corner of Highland and Santa Monica. Bring a ten spot. That will get your little some action.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 07:58 PM (sf2BM)

489 dumbocrat untergrund is still convinced that President Trump will be impeached "tomorrow"
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Today I had CBS on before Colbert, and he was doing a whole show about Russia.

[eyes rolling.]

The MSM and parts of the blogosphere have realized they can make money catering to the mentally ill.

So, instead of saying "Trump is president, get over it," they are pimping Russia, impeachment, dementia or whatever else the Magic 8 ball says that day.

Their clickbait reinforces the mental illness of the Left, who actually become more entrenched in their collective delusions. They then go to the MSM to reinforce their delusions, and, to keep ratings up, the MSM continues to tell them what they want to hear.

/btw, the worst thing you can do with those having mental issue, be they delusions or things like alzheimers is to agree with their unreality.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 07:59 PM (aT+Bx)

490 Guess Cannibal Bob wants to recharge the sperm battery banks with spank...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 08:00 PM (8uMxZ)

491 d'Arcy stuff? Nope seem to have missed that, what brings it up?

*eyes laptop with 2,000+ words of Reaper Cat Six story*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:49 AM (8uMxZ)


Just a passing thought.  Reading Niven's short stories got me hooked on the art form, but the greatest era was the 50's and 60's and the hidden gems there were Garrett, George O Smith and Christopher Anvil.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2017 08:00 PM (Gv+zt)

492 Beetlejuice. Michael Keaton at his best.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 08:01 PM (6FqZa)

493 /btw, the worst thing you can do with those having mental issue, be they delusions or things like alzheimers is to agree with their unreality. Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:59 AM (aT+Bx) Yet shooting them is out of the question

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 08:02 PM (ZTRlp)

494 Sweet cat rescue story, with a puppy at the end:

http://tinyurl.com/yc2d5aqb

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)

495 Wouldja believe that the sanest comment I've seen about flood management is from Matty Yglesias: "I'm no hydrologist but I'm skeptical any city's zoning code would prevent 50 inches of rain from causing really bad flooding." Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa) Even a blind hog does, of a time, an acorn find.

Posted by: Yoda at August 28, 2017 08:03 PM (2le8w)

496 Fuck the MSM. North Houston. Other Houstonians are out with the newly rescued, handing out HOT food, and DRY blankets. Not a damn bit of it "organized" by government fiat. Just Texans, being TEXANS. FTW. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 08:04 PM (MGCfm)

497 Kim Kardashian is America's New First Lady according to Interview Magazine, who did a photoshoot of her as Jackie Kennedy. It's to sell mags...but omg. Jackie must be rolling over in her grave. Is this cultural appropriation or something? Still...laughing. http://tinyurl.com/ybvvhuov

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 08:05 PM (lsZMj)

498 A study of 20,000 people found heavy consumption cut the risk of dying young by up to two thirds. Here I've been drinking all this coffee, thinking I'm going to stop aging and now I read it only cuts the risk of "dying young." I'm well past that. Just in for a minute. It's been a long day. "Nobody cares about your trivia." -anonymous coblogger

Posted by: mindful webworker's crumbling telomeres at August 28, 2017 08:07 PM (uyUBX)

499 You can recharge the sperm battery bank with the Caligula style pedal powered pooter flapper...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 08:08 PM (qul7b)

500 @Jim...the stories out of Houston make one proud...and that is America. Goosebumps about people & their kindness. MSM hates America & what they are seeing, so will tear it down. Fvck 'em.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 08:08 PM (lsZMj)

501 Pretty average ONT. Could of used some more content. ----------- Insist on getting your money back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 08:08 PM (pIW4p)

502 Kim Kardashian is America's New First Lady according to Interview Magazine, who did a photoshoot of her as Jackie Kennedy
--

Sigh.

So there's some sort of alternate reality that's going on isn't there?

There's one reality that has a USA filled with murderous white Nazi KKI people lead by a power hungry deranged President that is owned by Russia, and Kim Kardashian is the first lady in the hearts of the people.

In the other reality, there are violent black masked goons physically assaulting people while democrat politicians let them, the MSM caters to the fantasies of the mentally ill, and every interaction with a stranger could potentially end up being called racist at best, and physically attacked at the worst.

Does that sum it up?

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:10 PM (aT+Bx)

503 Insist on getting your money back. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2017 01:08 AM (pIW4p) Nah. MisHum needs it more. I would like a little something for giving him the reports on greenturdballs and dumbocrat land though.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 08:10 PM (sf2BM)

504 You can recharge the sperm battery bank with the Caligula style pedal powered pooter flapper... Posted by: In Vino Veritits -- Optional : Prostate warmer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 08:11 PM (pIW4p)

505 Probably alone in this but, I don't "get" Instapundit....typically a sentence with a news link, usually to another link, usually to some mainstream site.  Sorry, but I could do THAT.  (yeah, I know, "then do it," but that ain't the point.  Why do so little with your site?)

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 28, 2017 08:12 PM (/z8es)

506 In Cuba doesn't necessarily mean by Cuba. For all we know, it could be someone with the Iranian embassy. Or the Norks. Etc. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 29, 2017 12:06 AM (FUu/Z) True, that. But it still doesn't answer why there is/was no technical proof or evaluation of the assault. Did any of the affected residences have dogs? Did the dogs hear anything?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:12 PM (2le8w)

507 What you did NOT see today, in Texas evacuations as regards Hurricane/Tropical Storm, Harvey. There were no BLM effecting rescues, relief, hot food, shelter. There were no Antifa effecting rescuses, relief, hot food, shelter. You need realize no more than this, to understand truth. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 08:13 PM (MGCfm)

508 Does that sum it up? Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:10 AM (aT+Bx) -------- Umm, yeah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 08:13 PM (c8EhQ)

509 That looks like math so I'm going to take your word for that piece of encouraging fact. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 12:13 AM (LuKE7) It actually could be expressed as a related-rates problem in freshman calculus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:14 PM (2le8w)

510 465 Got my first tattoo. What do y'all think?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503977171928.jpg

Posted by: Dana Perino at August 29, 2017 12:44 AM (XFue2)



Daddy likey.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 28, 2017 08:14 PM (1JnAL)

511 Posted by: MSTisdale at August 29, 2017 01:12 AM (/z8es) Insty is a bit like here. You'll probably get more from the comments than what ever he links too.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 08:15 PM (sf2BM)

512 Did Sessions want to be AG as some kind of vindication for being smeared and denied a judgeship?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 28, 2017 08:16 PM (YaTIT)

513 497 Kim Kardashian is America's New First Lady according to Interview Magazine, who did a photoshoot of her as Jackie Kennedy. It's to sell mags...but omg. Jackie must be rolling over in her grave. Is this cultural appropriation or something? Still...laughing.

http://tinyurl.com/ybvvhuov

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:05 AM (lsZMj)



Yeah, yeah, yeah.


If I had done in Pimp Mama K you would have forgiven me.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at August 28, 2017 08:18 PM (1JnAL)

514 I'm guessing a Tessla truck, when loaded might get 150 miles if they are shooting for 200-300. So that would be 2.5 hours of driving, then an hour of waiting for the darn thing to charge back up and that's if you pay a fortune for the speed upgrade to power up faster. Yeah, that will be so popular I can see the next Democrat President signing a regulation to tax Diesel at $5 a gallon just to increase the demand for those new trucks.

Posted by: doug at August 28, 2017 08:18 PM (89il5)

515 Nah. MisHum needs it more. I would like a little something for giving him the reports on greenturdballs and dumbocrat land though. Posted by: the guy across the street

 * * * * * * *

"Mishum.....him" - nope.   Prolly, I'm the lone standout that believes Mishum is a her, nothing wrong with that of course, in fact, the more hers the better is my rule.  But Mishum postings just blast "hers" all over them.  Kinda like Gaydar with a twist, we'll call it Vaginadar.

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 28, 2017 08:18 PM (/z8es)

516 Dana is somewhat more... white trash... than I would have expected... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August well the cum puddle was a nice touch

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 28, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

517 Wow, I'm watching this video on YouTube of a James Clavell story. The premise is a school house somewhere in America after we lost the cold war... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRrQQYB6Nd4 It is impressive... Apparently with Calvell's daughter in the lead role too.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2017 08:20 PM (aZq03)

518 Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 08:20 PM (c8EhQ)

519 Drudge has had two great pics in his headline today. Whoever the guy carrying his bitch is deserves a bottle of scotch

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 28, 2017 08:23 PM (0wem/)

520 516: Where?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

521 James Coeburn having a 5-some with hookers in Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid. Why? I don't know. Peckinpah was a world class drunk, probably made sense to him at the time. I'm sure Coeburn was just fine with it. Probably did several 'takes'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 08:24 PM (pY+s4)

522 We've got the hottest, most glamorous First Lady we've likely ever had, and just "meh" from the idiot media, and KardASShians instead.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 08:24 PM (8O3HH)

523 I'd guess Sessions has no clue about BLM or Antifa.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 28, 2017 08:26 PM (YaTIT)

524 Where? Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August Got my first tattoo. What do y'all think? http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503977171928.jpg Posted by: Dana Perino at August degenerate

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 28, 2017 08:26 PM (0wem/)

525 Well, nice to have hung around a bit, anyway. Such a classy place. Sperm batteries? Whhhaaa? Goodnight lads and ladies z

Posted by: mindful webworker's weary bones at August 28, 2017 08:26 PM (uyUBX)

526 Insty is a bit like here. You'll probably get more from the comments than what ever he links too.   Posted by: the guy across the street

* * * * *

Get WAY more substance here on AoS than Insty.   The comments (mine excluded) are just the double-fudge sprinkles chocolate ice cream sunday for dessert.  Insty is cardboard in comparison, IMO. 

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 28, 2017 08:29 PM (/z8es)

527 Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:02 AM (MGCfm) That must be what a neighbor was talking about on the neighborhood FaceBook page. She said FEMA was taking over all the local shelters and then something that used acronyms I wasn't familiar with for places. Galveston and Dallas were mentioned though so I think it must have been that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 08:29 PM (rp9xB)

528 523 I'd guess Sessions has no clue about BLM or Antifa. Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2017 01:26 AM (YaTIT) -------- Suh, Beauregard is a gentleman. You have impugned his honuh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 08:30 PM (c8EhQ)

529 I'd guess Sessions has no clue about BLM or Antifa. ___ I know who the Bureau of Land Management is you silly people with your tea and crumpet parties. Now stop interrupting me...Matlock just got good.

Posted by: Slumber'n Sessions at August 28, 2017 08:33 PM (aZq03)

530 True, that. But it still doesn't answer why there is/was no technical proof or evaluation of the assault. Did any of the affected residences have dogs? Did the dogs hear anything?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:12 AM (2le8w)

++++

I haven't been following the story closely, but from what I have seen, they are working the case backwards. That is, they have multiple people with theses weird injuries and they are thinking about what could have caused these injuries in multiple people. Based on what they know, they are speculating that they were cause by some kind of sonic weapon.

But, I don't know if we know they were injured while they were in a building. Maybe they were injured while walking around. I know nothing about what is possible with sonic weapons, but perhaps they can be tightly aimed. I also don't know if the effects were immediately apparent to the injured. There are sound waves that are inaudible, so the injured might not have any idea they were "shot" at the time.

If I had to make a shoot from the hip guess about who would do such a thing, the Norks would be at the top of my list, especially in light of that Vx poisoning in Malaysia.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 08:34 PM (pvjTE)

531 Crap. I've been in meetings all day and just noticed I missed the entire clitoral orgasm thread. Comments? Oh yes, I had some. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 11:05 PM (c8EhQ) There was a whole thread for that? And me, stuck processing documents all day! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 28, 2017 11:09 Damn, the things work causes me to miss!

Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2017 08:35 PM (yJ1e6)

532
True, that. But it still doesn't answer why there is/was no technical proof or evaluation of the assault. Did any of the affected residences have dogs? Did the dogs hear anything
--

FWIW, my guess is that they did not know that was the cause until much later.

The symptoms (headache, nausea and balance problems) could be from something like allergies with an inner ear infection. One doesn't immediately think "sonic weapons."

By the time they got really sick it seems they were already in the US, and had to go through a bunch of other options before they landed on "sonic weapons."

How can they prove they were attacked by sonic weapons, now that they are in the US? I'm not sure. As for dogs, that's  good question.

American investigators  could search the residences for a device, but perhaps the device is portable , and was operated out of a van that stood outside. Or perhaps it's in another residence entirely.  And I'm pretty sure Cuba isn't going to let our investigators in.

IF it was just the US diplomats etc. that were impacted by this, I'd say "well, it could all be fake, because Trump hates Cuba." But it also happened to Canadian diplomats as well.

 https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/08/sonic-attacks/537714/

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:35 PM (aT+Bx)

533 Fortunately the only aquatic wildlife in the neighborhood has been crawdads, minnows, and a fish. No snakes or gators have come visiting for which everyone is grateful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 08:38 PM (rp9xB)

534 https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/08/sonic-attacks/537714/ Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:35 AM (aT+Bx) I knew those two guys always sitting in their car were dangerous.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 08:41 PM (cAnNx)

535 Posted by: MSTisdale at August 29, 2017 01:18 AM (/z8es) Howz aboot it MisHum. You a "she"? Probably zonked out anyway by now or at least he should be.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 08:41 PM (sf2BM)

536 >>>Insist on getting your money back. Bawhahhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 08:41 PM (ZTRlp)

537 533 Fortunately the only aquatic wildlife in the neighborhood has been crawdads, minnows, and a fish. No snakes or gators have come visiting for which everyone is grateful. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2017 01:38 AM (rp9xB) ---------- What about manatees? Sometimes they're around for hours before you even realize it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 08:42 PM (c8EhQ)

538 Does that sum it up? Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:10 AM (aT+Bx) Yes, it really is like some alternative reality. I no longer think I've seen it all...every day brings more off the wall stuff. Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 08:42 PM (lsZMj)

539 Kuuba? That's a lot further than 10 miles from me so I'm not allowed to care.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 08:44 PM (sf2BM)

540 IF it was just the US diplomats etc. that were impacted by this, I'd say "well, it could all be fake, because Trump hates Cuba." But it also happened to Canadian diplomats as well. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/08/sonic-attacks/537714/ Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:35 AM (aT+Bx) Yeah, I know it happened to Canadian diplomats as well. But if such "sonic weapons" exist, shouldn't the spy agencies, like CIA and CSIS, have some of a clue that such things do exist, and have a protocol to check for the deployment of such things? And, perhaps, countermeasures? We know the Soviets installed bugs in embassies, and it's now routine to sweep for bugs, right? So why wouldn't they have some sort of rudimentary instruments that could test for other modes of harassment. Like "sonic weapons", or microwave spy devices, or beams of X-rays or charged particles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:44 PM (2le8w)

541
Yes, it really is like some alternative reality. I no longer think I've seen it all...every day brings more off the wall stuff. Boggles the mind.
--

Basically, we're living in a free range mental institution, and the MSM will not do anything to help people cope. In fact, they encourage them, and like sadists, delight when the sane people are abused.

IMHO, the only way to stop this is to defund the MSM. As long as CNN, WaPo, MSNBC, NYT etc. have advertisers, this will not end.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)

542 It seems cnn finally admitted Chris Cuomo is a partisan hack. The imbecile now has a night show opposite Hannity. He is such an idiot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

543 What about manatees? Sometimes they're around for hours before you even realize it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2017 01:42 AM (c8EhQ) Lol, if we got manatees we'd *really* make the news. I'm guessing they would like it to be even deeper than the water has gotten here.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (rp9xB)

544 The Cuba case is murky. Havana seems like a very non-permissive environment for third-party shenanigans (such as NK or Iran attacking US personnel). The Cubans have a very thorough lock-down on everything that happens. Soviet-style totalitarians are obsessed with order. Very hard to imagine them permitting any sort of stuff like this by third parties. And this activity, by them, also makes little sense. We've had interest-section people there forever, do not know of any problems apart from the garden variety police state crap.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (v9gSJ)

545 We have moved all the dogs up to the house. Rain is not torrential but steady. The water level has to rise by about 20 inches to get into the house, but it's a near-run thing. Will the rain move off in time? We're trapped here and could not leave even if we could.

I've cleared out my upstairs study in case everyone has to be moved up there. I've also shut off the septic and well.

It's like Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. When we bought this place we liked the fact it's on an elevation, we raised the back yard, we made good preparations to stay in place. Nature didn't care.

I'm so sorry to be this way but I feel so helpless; there's no way to fight back against what's happening to us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 10:16 PM (dmAeF)


Prayers up for you, your family and your doggies.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (FTXAT)

546 Obligatory: http://preview.tinyurl.com/pb37xzz

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (2le8w)

547 The Cuba case is murky. Havana seems like a very non-permissive environment for third-party shenanigans (such as NK or Iran attacking US personnel). The Cubans have a very thorough lock-down on everything that happens. Soviet-style totalitarians are obsessed with order. Very hard to imagine them permitting any sort of stuff like this by third parties. And this activity, by them, also makes little sense. We've had interest-section people there forever, do not know of any problems apart from the garden variety police state crap. Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2017 01:49 AM (v9gSJ) Which is exactly my point. Or points, if you will. One being, who gains from doing this? And two, if you suspect such a thing is being done, why not do some detective work, and see if you can nail the perps dead to rights. As it stands right now, the intellectual rigor of this deal is right up there in Chariots of the Gods territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (2le8w)

548 But if such "sonic weapons" exist, shouldn't the spy agencies, like CIA and CSIS, have some of a clue that such things do exist, and have a protocol to check for the deployment of such things? And, perhaps, countermeasures? We know the Soviets installed bugs in embassies, and it's now routine to sweep for bugs, right? So why wouldn't they have some sort of rudimentary instruments that could test for other modes of harassment. Like "sonic weapons", or microwave spy devices, or beams of X-rays or charged particles?
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Well, they were in Cuban housing, and I'm guessing Cuba would not let our people in to investigate. Or sweep for bugs. There might be countermeasures, but since they did not know they were under attack until later, they couldn't put them to use. If indeed they exist at all. Sort of like "oh, you have third degree sunburns. Have some sunblock."

I also don't know the timeline. The housing, etc, might have been arranged during the Obama years, and he might have just blown everything off, and been OK with no security sweeps at all. Not sure what the arrangements were on the Canadian side.

As for them knowing about these sort of thing.... right now, I'm down on the Alphabet Agencies. They know where to get hookers and blow around the world, but can't find Hillary's emails and are still busy investigating fake Trump bullshit.

Finally, we don't even know if "sonic weapons" are the true cause. Everything I've read makes it seems like it's a guess.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (aT+Bx)

549 Basically, we're living in a free range mental institution, and the MSM will not do anything to help people cope. In fact, they encourage them, and like sadists, delight when the sane people are abused. IMHO, the only way to stop this is to defund the MSM. As long as CNN, WaPo, MSNBC, NYT etc. have advertisers, this will not end. Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:45 AM (aT+Bx) The inmates overthrew the staff and committed them, and are now running the asylum. That's the long and short of it these days, and the media, as a group of the former inmates, take a perverse pleasure in tormenting the sane. What drives the perverse leftist mindset? Inside each of their filthy little hearts is a 5 year old screaming "I hate you, daddy!" The world doesn't work the way they want it to, objective reality refuses to bend a knee to their distorted sense of fairness, and they're going to keep throwing a temper tantrum until it does.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (J+mig)

550 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:51 AM (2le8w)
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what the hell did you feed it?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (q3X5U)

551 Also from Drudge link - the rescuees are shooting and trying to overtake Cajun Navy boats. They've called a stand down.

Posted by: gNewt at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (KtcMg)


What the actual hell!

Posted by: redbanzai at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (FTXAT)

552 For your viewing pleasure, Antifa twerp taken down by DHS police in Portland: https://youtu.be/bYa-IjH4l44 These are federal police. Is there a reason they can't be sent to places where local police refuse to enforce the law?

Posted by: mpthompson at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (b0njJ)

553 Finally, we don't even know if "sonic weapons" are the true cause. Everything I've read makes it seems like it's a guess. Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:55 AM (aT+Bx) And if all you have is a guess, then you shouldn't go public with it, because if your guess is proven to be wrong, then you will look like an idiot. (addressing the U.S. and Canuck foreign services here, not you)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (2le8w)

554 519 Drudge has had two great pics in his headline today.

Whoever the guy carrying his bitch is deserves a bottle of scotch

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 01:23 AM (0wem/)

++++

That's the first color picture he has posted since he went B and W. Or, at least the first one I noticed.

I don't get the BW thing. Color pics are almost always better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 08:59 PM (pvjTE)

555 what the hell did you feed it? Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2017 01:56 AM (q3X5U) Gravy Zeppelin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (2le8w)

556 AOP, is this one of yours? 

https://IMGur.com/gallery/sXRjT70

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (q3X5U)

557 Someone thought MisHum was a she? That's amusing. I suppose newcomers/occasional readers can miss the multiple times that cobs drop small personal details, so it's not impossible to imagine. Then again, there is that transgender thing I keep hearing about. I mean, MisHum *could* be ..... nah, I don't think so. Hmm.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (v9gSJ)

558 AOP, is this one of yours? https://IMGur.com/gallery/sXRjT70 Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2017 02:02 AM (q3X5U) Heh! Nope, but it is pretty cool, though. Think of all the countless hours of work that went into making it. I can't even guess what it started out as.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (2le8w)

559 Who gains from doing this? And two, if you suspect such a thing is being done, why not do some detective work, and see if you can nail the perps dead to rights.
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That's what makes no sense.

From what I  can tell, the US/ Canada really gets nothing of substance from Cuba.

However... the Atlantic did mention North Korea and Iran.

There seems to be a North Korean embassy in Cuba; not sure about Iran.

So how about this little scenario: Someone (like Phat Boi) wants to get even with the US. So he sends some sonic weapons over to Cuba, and perhaps *pays* Cuba to let him do some "experiments." To get back at the US. By the time we figure out what might be going on, the weapon are already back in N. Korea.

As for the Canadians, they just  might just be friendly fire casulaties, in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Plausible?

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (aT+Bx)

560 That's the first color picture he has posted since he went B and W. Or, at least the first one I noticed. I don't get the BW thing. Color pics are almost always better. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August He has been black and white lots lately, guessing he is doing it for a purpose. He had a color picture up earlier but it was so grey in Houston it was barely noticeable. His earlier funny pic was of a boom lift nearly fully extended stuck on a freeway. My guess is some dope tried to drive it through the flooded freeway and got stuck with everyone else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)

561 Golly, MisHum, lots of fun stuff.

Posted by: m at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (p6cpl)

562 This just in: Assless Chaps are Now Approved & Recommended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEdHWUU_DEY view the segment 0:52 to 4:20. Who knew that the 70's, 1973 no less, when Teh Insanity was at its worst, would be the shining example?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (FlRtG)

563 Is Hadrian the 7th a troll?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)

564 With total leftwing Dem control of Congress, it's probably a forlorn hope, but FFS every cent of idiotic subsidies to this ridiculous "wind power" looting and vandalism should be eliminated. What would remain of "wind power" when the subsidies disappear? Which leads to the larger question of ways for the feds to torture idiotic states like CA that enrich make-believe industries and impoverish their rate-payers with "renewable" mandates. Hope Pruitt and Perry have people working on things like this.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (v9gSJ)

565 As for the Canadians, they just might just be friendly fire casulaties, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Plausible? Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 02:06 AM (aT+Bx) Could be. In which case, if on the receiving end, don't blab about it. Take discreet countermeasures, and deploy instruments, cameras, whatever, and try to nail down the source, and when you have 'em dead to rights, then go public. As it stands now, whoever was doing it now knows their toy is effective, and they have stopped doing it, and gotten away scot-free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (2le8w)

566 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:11 AM (PUmDY) No.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (rp9xB)

567 Is Hadrian the 7th a troll? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:11 AM (PUmDY) How unobservant do you have to be to even ask that question?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (2le8w)

568 I denounce myself then.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (PUmDY)

569 On the car radio heard this old 70s song today. The lyrics seemed rather appropriate. Don't usually write them out, but I'll do a few. "The Family of Man" Prices are rising, the devil's to pay Moving the mountains that got in the way Prayer books and meetings to find a plan Deciding the fate of the family of man Whatever are we coming to? With so little time and so much to do... Full song: http://tinyurl.com/y9y5zb8r

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 09:18 PM (lsZMj)

570 I am sorry, I thought nature didn't care was a strange comment.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

571 "Is Hadrian the 7th a troll?" Interesting morning. Learned that MisHum is a gal and Hadrian is a troll. Anything I missed?

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (sf2BM)

572 I am sorry, I thought nature didn't care was a strange comment. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:19 AM (PUmDY) Hadrian has been around for long time, under both that nic, and a prior one. He and his wife live in Texas, and raise show dogs. And they are being menaced by the flooding. And Nature doesn't care. Nature is impersonal and unfeeling; not only does it not care, it cannot care.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (2le8w)

573 Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 02:06 AM (aT+Bx) Venezuela might have been involved. Maduro is a Castro butt boy all the way.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (J+mig)

574 Again, I apologize, profusely.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

575 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:19 AM (PUmDY) He wasn't being heartless, though accurate, to others, he was expressing his own helplessness in the face of a storm he and his had gone out of their way to be prepared for.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 09:25 PM (rp9xB)

576 I forgot the most timely line from the song: "Time's running out for the family of man" Sure seems that way...

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (lsZMj)

577 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:25 AM (PUmDY) You were wise to ask rather than accuse. Sometimes it can be hard to tell if you aren't familiar with a commenter's tone. Also, many people who are generally decent become trolls on some subject that is outside rationality for them for some reason. I doubt that's the case here though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (rp9xB)

578 Again, I apologize, profusely. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:25 AM (PUmDY) Don't sweat it, man. Sometimes it's hard to follow everything that goes on. I know you are a Dead Head. Have you ever listened to Terrapin Tuesday on WWOZ.org? It's the first hour of the "Woodstock Nation" radio show every Monday night at midnight. Music of the Grateful Dead, spinoff bands, and imitators. I would have had it on tonight, but I missed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (2le8w)

579 p, thank you. I'm not here a lot, so I should have kept quiet.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

580 Again, I apologize, profusely. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:25 AM (PUmDY) It's all right. I expressed a despair I probably should have kept to myself. This isn't going to kill us or our beloved dogs, though it may be uncomfortable. Even when it lets up we'll be stuck here for quite a while, unable to leave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (+ZYVi)

581 Hadrian, i am very sorry.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

582 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:39 AM (+ZYVi) It is pretty overwhelming even when it isn't actively dangerous. The long-term nature of the storm is wearing on nerves and resources. It's natural to feel frustrated as well since you spent time, money, and effort specifically to *not* need to be worried right now, and it may not end up making a difference (although keep in mind that it really *is* still helping because whatever damage done will be less than it would have been without the work).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (rp9xB)

583 It's all right. I expressed a despair I probably should have kept to myself. This isn't going to kill us or our beloved dogs, though it may be uncomfortable. Even when it lets up we'll be stuck here for quite a while, unable to leave. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:39 AM (+ZYVi) Nothing to apologize for. Please keep us updated. Also, let at least one 'ron/'ette know of alternate ways of contacting you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (vBeA5)

584 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:43 AM (PUmDY) Please don't trouble yourself any further about it. It would have been better had I not emoted that way. Yes, we have a problem. Her Majesty and I will manage it somehow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (+ZYVi)

585 Hadrian's just being a dogged poaster in this thread.


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (q3X5U)

586 I haven't. I have Sxm and tons of other shows. I gambled and bought a lifetime subscription a long time ago and it has paid off big time. Sxm's Underground Garage is one of the best dj shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

587 It's all right. I expressed a despair I probably should have kept to myself. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:39 AM (+ZYVi) ------- No, it's good you shared it & people were able to respond. It has to be isolating in addition to everything else that is happening. God Bless Texas.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (lsZMj)

588 That's cool, Cosmic Charlie. I've been rebuked and chided for asking the same question of long time commenters. It is quite difficult to discern "tone" with only text. Besides, Hadrian himself forgave that very minor infraction. ...and Hadrian should not be embarrassed by being worried about that situation. Hell, I've been bent to distraction and on the verge of despair over much less.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)

589 This isn't going to kill us or our beloved dogs, though it maybe uncomfortable. Even when it lets up we'll be stuck here for quite a while, unable to leave. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:39 AM (+ZYVi) If the situation gets any more iffy, my advice is to put anything important that may be destroyed by water (electronics, photo albums, etc.) on a high shelf, or at least on tables / on top of the fridge / on furniture, etc. and in sealed plastic bags if you have any.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 09:52 PM (J+mig)

590 "God Bless Texas." -Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 02:50 AM (lsZMj) *Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)

591 Making those kind of preparations is also good for the mental aspect of it. Having something to do helps fight that feeling of helplessness. Even if you can't save your carpet or your couch, you can save the irreplaceable and/or expensive things.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (J+mig)

592 Sxm's Underground Garage is one of the best dj shows.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:50 AM (PUmDY)
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if i'm up, the radio is on, and that's the only station we listen to these days...  Rodney On The Rock Sunday evening is like a blast from the past.

LA radio used to be awesome, but these days it isn't even puerile.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (q3X5U)

593 Please keep us updated. Also, let at least one 'ron/'ette know of alternate ways of contacting you. Posted by: The Political Hat at August 29, 2017 02:45 AM (vBeA5) This, X1000! Have a back channel of some kind. Hadrian, I understand you are living on a rural place like me. I really don't have to worry about flooding here, as I am on fairly high ground, in local terms. Might get a wet basement, with a torrential downpour or extra-fast snow melt. But no real hardship. But if you could communicate with the Horde, or other trusted friends, then perhaps somebody could keep a virtual eye on you if you go radio silent, due to lost power, lost phone lines, or lost Internet. Run out to your place in a boat, maybe, or hire a small plane and buzz your house, looking for signals?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 09:55 PM (2le8w)

594 speaking of the Dead, do you have the Europe 72 box set CC?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 09:56 PM (q3X5U)

595 Yes, it is sublime.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (PUmDY)

596 I don't think anyone went overboard here at all. This storm has broken all the rules. Hurricanes are supposed to spin around and spin on off to other places that you can worry about, not stay in one place and dump and dump and dump. Watching the water rise (while being told that the rain will continue for another 3 days) has to be torturous. Strength to you who are enduring this.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 28, 2017 09:58 PM (GzDYP)

597 I haven't. I have Sxm and tons of other shows. I gambled and bought a lifetime subscription a long time ago and it has paid off big time. Sxm's Underground Garage is one of the best dj shows. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 02:50 AM (PUmDY) Well, do give it a shot. IIRC, all their presenters are volunteers, and the station is mostly listener-supported. Not a part of NPR. Most of their programming is music, heavily weighted to jazz, roots, blues, and R&B. Very few ads, and most of those are simply sponsorship announcements, not annoying crapfests.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:00 PM (2le8w)

598 I like Van Zandt's philosophy about it, everything that inspired/was inspired by the Ramones. Chris Carter's British Invasion is my favorite now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 10:01 PM (PUmDY)

599 >>This isn't going to kill us or our beloved dogs, though it may be uncomfortable. Even when it lets up we'll be stuck here for quite a while, unable to leave. You and the rest of Texas are in this guys thoughts and prayers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (ZTRlp)

600 Avail. Online?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (PUmDY)

601 "You and the rest of Texas are in this guys thoughts and prayers." -Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2017 03:03 AM (ZTRlp) *Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

602 Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 29, 2017 02:58 AM (GzDYP) Usually a high pressure system will deflect an incoming hurricane, but this one had high pressure in front of and behind it, so it had nowhere to escape to. The way this one has lingered and slowly ground along the shore is something I haven't seen in a lifetime of hurricane watching (what can I say, I grew up in South Florida, everyone there is an amateur meteorologist.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (J+mig)

603 The military vehicle collectors in Texas and nearby who have DUKW's are probably very sought-after right now. Those amphibious deuce-and-a-halfs would be ideal for rescuing stranded families.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (2le8w)

604 Avail. Online? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 29, 2017 03:03 AM (PUmDY) www.wwoz.org Scroll down, and hit the "listen on-line" button. There are several streams and/or players available.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (2le8w)

605 Tyvm

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 10:08 PM (PUmDY)

606 Sounds like Terrapin Tuesday is still going on; maybe Neville Brothers doing a Dead song?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:10 PM (2le8w)

607 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 29, 2017 03:05 AM (J+mig) This is going to be an almost week long tropical storm. Unbelievably exhausting.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 28, 2017 10:11 PM (GzDYP)

608 Jerry Shirley used to do a three-hour Classic Rock show on 98.5 WNCX in Cleveland. We'd make fun of him for the number of times he could mention "Humble Pie" in an hour.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (Ckg4U)

609 "This is going to be an almost week long tropical storm. Unbelievably exhausting." -Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 29, 2017 03:11 AM (GzDYP) Unbelievable is correct. I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

610 Have we considered an internal relief donation account for affected Morons? Inflict, I mean nicely ask one of the highers to admin it and disburse after requests? Or maybe a 'gift registry' style needs list at least, that we can purchase and send?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 10:22 PM (qul7b)

611 Well, that's weird. I burned a finger on my right hand this afternoon while building the Cadillac of burn barrels. Brushed my hand against the hot end of a 7018AC welding rod, and it left a scorch mark. And now, I can't find it. Oh wait, there it is, on the base joint of my middle finger. A tiny burn, and it doesn't hurt at all. Which is good. I found an old, old, heavy-weight galvanized steel drum, that had once held purple gas. I cut both ends out, welded on three old rusty brake shoes to serve as feet, and raise the bottom off the ground, and then made a grate of 1/4" steel rod on the bottom, with about 2" squares to it. It should allow for better air flow to the base of the fire,and cause it to burn with less smoke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:22 PM (2le8w)

612 Have we considered an internal relief donation account for affected Morons? Inflict, I mean nicely ask one of the highers to admin it and disburse after requests? Or maybe a 'gift registry' style needs list at least, that we can purchase and send? Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2017 03:22 AM (qul7b) I have sent money to GoFundMe requests on the part of several Morons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:24 PM (2le8w)

613 I'm inland a good ways, but this hurricane has created enough extra workload, even for us IT types, that everyone just wants to go to sleep for a whole day. If it's this bad here, everyone in Houston has got to be running on fumes. They need your prayers.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 28, 2017 10:26 PM (J+mig)

614 Ya GoFundMe would work too. Make a list?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 10:27 PM (qul7b)

615 i'm outta here... we just started what is apparently going to be a week long heat wave.  http://www.weather.gov/lox/

if not longer, and our house doesn't have AC.

sucks to be me... i live in The Valley, so toasty.  it's a very mild santa ana condition, but not enough offshore flow to push all the moisture out, so it's kinda muggy.


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 10:31 PM (q3X5U)

616 oh yeah, i forgot. it may last longer than a week.

FMR.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 10:31 PM (q3X5U)

617 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 28, 2017 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)

618 Really great interview with Branford Marsalis focusing on his playing with GD... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnnoHPFMs3U

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 28, 2017 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

619 sucks to be me... i live in The Valley, so toasty. it's a very mild santa ana condition, but not enough offshore flow to push all the moisture out, so it's kinda muggy. Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2017 03:31 AM (q3X5U) We have had a stretch of real warm weather here in southern Alberta. Got to 30 deg C on Sunday, which is 87 F. Warm for the time of the month. No rain of any amount for a month. Combines are running, taking off peas, and now grain. Canola still too green to harvest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:35 PM (2le8w)

620 Well, I am going to go to bed. Going on for 0200 here, and I need my beauty sleep.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2017 10:37 PM (2le8w)

621 If it's this bad here, everyone in Houston has got to be running on fumes. They need your prayers. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 29, 2017 03:26 AM (J+mig) Yes, it is an issue. We all managed to get some reasonable sleep last night, but the couple nights before were low on sleep and tonight there's concerns both about the additional rain and about potential looters/thieves being seen in the area. Those whose houses flooded even a little have certainly gotten even less rest so there are a couple million tired, anxious people. Come to think of it, it shows how awesome the people here are in that they can be tired and anxious without collectively freaking out.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2017 10:41 PM (rp9xB)

622 8,800 people at one of the (Houston?) shelters reported on the news link Jim at Sunk New Dawn posted above: http://abc13.com/ and click on the rectangular button labled: "WATCH"

Posted by: m at August 28, 2017 10:41 PM (p6cpl)

623 The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan This is one of the most brilliant lines, ever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 10:42 PM (rZ+mb)

624 Hello Insomnia my old friend. I'm here to talk with you again.

Posted by: ALH at August 28, 2017 11:06 PM (26wh7)

625 Has Joel Osteen opened up his beautiful 16,000 seat church house to those afflicted by the flood yet? Nothing like offering the world proof that you are a big fat phony.

Posted by: ALH at August 28, 2017 11:08 PM (26wh7)

626 Was up a couple of times last night but ultimately the alarm did wake me up, so better than the last few days.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2017 11:34 PM (pPKG5)

627 Listen up, everyone still sheltering in place: Face it: You will most likely have to leave at some point. GET YOUR PAPERWORK BEFORE YOU LEAVE! Damage claims will be expedited with proper ids, copies of insurance coverages, deeds, vehicle titles, rental or lease agreements, etc. Get as many documents of this nature that you can locate before you leave! This will greatly assist you and FEMA agents in the months to come in documenting, filing and awarding your claims. Meanwhile, stay safe, and plan your move as well as you can. No Joke. Bless you. Good luck.

Posted by: Former FEMA agent [i] at August 28, 2017 11:36 PM (knKQ1)

628 I knew the link about the English speeking little girl sent to live with Muzzies was going to be in England. There Parliament is really trying to get that whole country under Sharia law. Its not just this its collectively everything they do.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2017 11:38 PM (pPKG5)

629 Harvey death toll up to 14, the devastation is unbelievable.

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 12:03 AM (pPKG5)

630 Harvey death toll up to 14, the devastation is unbelievable. Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 05:03 AM (pPKG5) In Europe, during warm Summers, they expect tens of thousands to die... such a number here would be unthinkable. We are a better people than they...

Posted by: The New World Hat at August 29, 2017 12:12 AM (vBeA5)

631 Weather on Fox news saying could be a couple more days till this storm system moves out of the Texas/ Louisiana area

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 12:15 AM (pPKG5)

632 got to be running on fumes" Ran outta those yesterday. 0425 local time (N of Houston) , and the youngest mouse and I are up, headed out to check local conditions. Water does seem to be receeding, but rain hasnt stopped for 2 days...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 29, 2017 12:27 AM (MINbv)

633 Prayers and Karma out to Texas yet again. They can't get enough.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2017 01:05 AM (qul7b)

634 *unstatic* Just re-watched the movie "1941" and I laughed my ass off when I was a kid. It was still funny. Notes: -The Japanese "sank" a Ferris Wheel. *HAH!* -The line, "Look! A baby wolf!", to distract someone still works. -When Ned Beatty fires through his own house to sink a Japanese sub is funny the first time. (His wife starts clearing everything she values from the kitchen). -The second time, his kids fall through the ceiling on their bed, (one with a pot on his head and the other with an Indian headdress). One says, "Wow! That was fun!" The other says, "Let's do it again!" *HAH-HAH-HAH!!!* -John Belushi gets to yell, "Eat lead, Slants!" ...as he flies through the city, going after Zeroes and the Japanese sub. -Wendie Jo Sperber was fuckable for years after that. I was just a kid, but I stand by that statement. -Every time John Belushi made a sudden move, for some reason there was a "squeaky-toy" noise. -Dan Aykroyd, John Candy and Frank McRae are in a tank. When Aykroyd takes a face full-of "backfire", his face is blackened and McRae tells him to "Get in the back of the tank". I'm a simple man, but it takes a special sort of something to make me laugh. That movie makes me laugh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:20 AM (Ckg4U)

635 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2017 01:20 AM (hyuyC)

636 Gonna cost you $1200 for a ticket to Hillary's book tour...I wonder if that includes a copy of the book, or is that extra.   Some of the bookings are in some pretty big places.

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2017 01:21 AM (4VfZq)

637 Call me "Slapstick Slapweasel", I guess.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)

638 Oh, but I don't like The Three Stooges for some reason. I don't know why, but I just didn't like them. Comedy... it is beyond reason, I guess.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

639 Slim Pickens in the Jap sub toilet...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2017 01:27 AM (qul7b)

640 Colin The proof of a sound education is to know Hillary Clinton is a crook of spectacular proportions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2017 01:27 AM (hyuyC)

641 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:28 AM (J+eG2)

642 Four cups of coffee a day indicates a pretty relaxed lifestyle. One or two glasses of wine a day would indicate the same. Meditating daily would indicate plenty of leisure time. Four shots of Red Bull and two packs of cigarettes a day probably indicate a short life span. Smoking a pipe daily probably indicates longer lifespan.

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:28 AM (cfHE9)

643 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:30 AM (j/Mlu)

644 >>>>>Slim Pickens in the Jap sub toilet...
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.And that was one roomy a$$ toilet too.  WWII boats did not have the luxury of heads that large and spacious.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:33 AM (+Dllb)

645 Prayers ascending for everyone under the weather in Houston. Let Texans be Texans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2017 01:34 AM (hyuyC)

646 Have a blessed and serene day everyone. Work preps commence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2017 01:35 AM (hyuyC)

647 Amongst the cast... -Dan Aykroyd -Ned Beatty -John Belushi -Lorraine Gary -Murray Hamilton -Christopher Lee -Tim Matheson -Robert Stack -Treat Williams -Nancy Allen -Eddie Deezen -Frank McRae -Slim Pickens -Wendie Jo Sperber -Michael McKean -John Landis -Mickey Rourke (uncredited) -James Caan -Penny Marshall This was released in 1979 and critics pan it because they wanted Belushi to take a larger role. The All-Star cast was enough, but I deem it genuinely funny after years and years of scrutiny.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:35 AM (Ckg4U)

648 Any confirmed reports of the Cajun Navy returning fire yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:35 AM (J+eG2)

649 .And that was one roomy a$$ toilet too. WWII boats did not have the luxury of heads that large and spacious. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 06:33 AM (+Dllb) Except FDR's sub. It was quite luxurious, hot and cold running secretaries, a nice gym where he could take off his fake leg braces and stretch out, a demon summoning circle, all mod cons.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2017 01:37 AM (qul7b)

650 "Dems endorse masked militia" sidebar link is broken

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at August 29, 2017 01:37 AM (pNxlR)

651 "Any confirmed reports of the Cajun Navy returning fire yet?" -Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 06:35 AM (J+eG2) I can't find one. And you know that the MSM would love to cast them as "aggressors". I hope they retreat and strand those bastards upon their petards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

652 mornin' 'rons

Posted by: wing at August 29, 2017 01:41 AM (BzFtl)

653 G' Mornin', wing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)

654 For the small sum of $1,200,, I'll scratch out my name on a book and tell you What Happened. A bargain really.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:44 AM (j/Mlu)

655 " I hope they retreat and strand those bastards upon their petards." I am assuming that cell phone coverage is still operational in the area. With phone based navigation app, it would be real easy to drop a pin, or whatever equivalent there is to mark a hostile geographic location for both avoidance by the remainder of the boat operators, and law enforcement notification.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:45 AM (J+eG2)

656 Just in case you want to plan ahead for a seat:

Hillary: the live show: Clinton to tell audiences her 'personal, raw, detailed and surprisingly funny story' in unprecedented nationwide tour with tickets selling for up to $1,200



HILLARY CLINTON GOES LIVE  

September 18, 2017 - Washington, D.C. - Warner Theatre

September 28, 2017 - Toronto, Canada - Enercare Centre

October 3, 2017 - Broward, Florida - Broward Center for the Performing Arts

October 9, 2017 - David, California - Jackson Hall

October 23, 2017 - Montreal, Canada - Palais des congr&#232;s de Montr&#233;al

October 24, 2017 - Ann Arbor, Michigan - Hill Auditorium

October 30, 2017 - Chicago, Illinois - Auditorium Theatre

November 1, 2017 - New York, New York - The Temple Emanu-El Streicker Center

November 9, 2017 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Riverside Theater

November 13, 2017 - Atlanta, Georgia - Fox Theatre

November 28, 2017 - Boston, Massachusetts - Boston Opera House

November 30, 2017 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Kimmel Center Academy of Music

December 11, 2017 - Seattle, Washington - Paramount Theatre

December 12, 2017 - Portland, Oregon - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

December 13, 2017 - Vancouver, Canada - Vancouver Convention Center


Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2017 01:46 AM (4VfZq)

657 "I am assuming that cell phone coverage is still operational in the area. With phone based navigation app, it would be real easy to drop a pin, or whatever equivalent there is to mark a hostile geographic location for both avoidance by the remainder of the boat operators, and law enforcement notification." -Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 06:45 AM (J+eG2) Knowing where the gunfire is coming from is difficult. It leaves innocents in the lurch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:47 AM (Ckg4U)

658 "Just in case you want to plan ahead for a seat: Hillary: the live show: Clinton to tell audiences her 'personal, raw, detailed and surprisingly funny story' in unprecedented nationwide tour with tickets selling for up to $1,200" This could be fun to watch.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:48 AM (J+eG2)

659 She should wait for OJ to get out, they could do a two-fer.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2017 01:48 AM (qul7b)

660 MoRe is up

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2017 01:49 AM (gC2IV)

661 "Knowing where the gunfire is coming from is difficult. It leaves innocents in the lurch." Hence the ability to notify Law enforcement, to allow them to conduct armed/opposed rescues in that immediate area.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:50 AM (J+eG2)

662 Hillary's book tour left off a few dates: Dec. 15, Pickle Bill's, Cleveland, Ohio Dec. 18, Don and Angie's Deep Dish Pizza Theatre, Glen Ellen, Illinois And on Dec.21, a special midnight performance at Madison Square Garden, New York!

Posted by: Secret Square at August 29, 2017 01:50 AM (9WuX0)

663 I've got four jobs today, so I have to leave early. Waking-up early always sucks, but I had to pee. So Long, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 29, 2017 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)

664 "That movie makes me laugh." Caddy Shack was tied together by the Gopher and the Grounds Keeper assistant. 1941 didn't have a Gopher. ie A character that had normal motivations that you pulled for. 1941 was a collection of cartoon shorts. The Girl was very sexy but she had no suitors worthy of her. Her airplane fetish was weak tea in comparison to the jock strap fetish of Porkys. The actor playing Maddox made the others look like they were acting. His scene was the only memorable one for me. Maddox: That's it, let me hear your guns! Bill: My guns? Maddox: I wanna hear what they sound like, let me hear em! Yang yang yang yang yang yang! Bill: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:55 AM (cfHE9)

665 "but I had to pee" ...Do you want to know how to avoid dying? Always wake up every morning. And do you want to know how to ensure that you will wake up every morning? Drink lots of liquids before you go to sleep...

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 02:01 AM (cfHE9)

666 Baltimore Sun:  The new narrative, forget Russia, mostly.

Another retired general, former CIA Director James Clapper, has openly expressed concern about Mr. Trump's mental state and fitness to be the sole guardian of America's nuclear arsenal. More Republicans in Congress like Sens. John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins and Jeff Flake are echoing this or other worries.

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2017 02:28 AM (4VfZq)

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