January 30, 2017

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/30/17) Lower Your Expectations Edition
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Are you concerned about your caffeine intake? Take the test. You don't want to end up like these 2 students.

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. -Lewis Black

Quote II

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.-Ronald Reagan

Quote III

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.- Jerry Seinfeld
On this day in history, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, the political and spiritual leader of the Indian independence movement, is assassinated in New Delhi by a Hindu fanatic.


Relations between Pakistan and India remain tense.

NEW DELHI: (Daily Dunya) – India has on Tuesday made a shocking claim saying that Pakistan secret agency was sending ‘suicide dogs’ to their country, reported Daily Dunya.

Indian media claimed it had learned from security sources that Pakistan was sending suicide dogs to India for operations in India.

Why the Religion of Pieces (TM) uses innocent children and doggehs for their horrendous acts of cowardice are beyond me.


The rise and fall of Mexican Drug Lord, El Chapo

U.S. prosecutors have filed a memorandum detailing the lengthy criminal career of recently extradited Mexico drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, a unique look at the case the U.S. government is preparing against the man dubbed “the most notorious drug trafficker in the world.”
Following El Chapo’s long-awaited extradition to the United States on Jan. 19, 2017, prosecutors from the Eastern District of New York released a memorandum documenting his stunning transformation from the child of poor Mexican farmers to a drug trafficker with enough money and power to crack Forbes’ list of the world’s richest people.


The Big Game approaches. Is your team in? No? Will you be watching for the commercials? A preview of this year's Super Bowl ads.


The ONT Musical Interlude

1961, The Shirelles became the first girl group to have the number one song on the US chart when 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow?' reached the top. The song peaked at No.4 in the UK.

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Has Harvard University physicist Isaac Silvera turned Hydrogen into metal?

That excitement swirled because by squeezing hydrogen to pressures well beyond those in the center of Earth, Silvera and his postdoc Ranga Dias had seen a hint that it had morphed into a solid metal, capable of conducting electricity. "If it's true it would be fantastic," says Reinhard Boehler, a physicist at the Carnegie Institution for Science in Washington, D.C. "This is something we as a community have been pushing to see for decades."

The feat, reported online this week in Science, is more than an oddity. Solid metallic hydrogen is thought to be a superconductor, able to conduct electricity without resistance. It may even be metastable, meaning that like diamond, also formed at high pressures, the metallic hydrogen would maintain its state—and even its superconductivity—once brought back to room temperatures and pressures.


SMFH. What the hell is wrong with people? Don't go through a drive through if you have a bad attitude or appear to have one.


Laura Kipnis is an interesting person. From exploring Title IX to narcissism she covers it in a fascinating way.

Basically, narcissism is the new herpes. It’s not like you got it on purpose, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now everyone’s pointing fingers and trying to pretend they don’t have it, too. Hence the blame game. You’re so self-involved. Can you think of anything but your self? What’s that horrible smell? It’s you.
Obviously no one wants to think of himself as a ‘social type’, let alone a narcissist. It would be injurious to our narcissistic desire for uniqueness. ‘You’re so typical’, I say to my husband, which should be uncontroversial, since who isn’t typical? Trust him to find something to get peeved about in that, too. His entire being feels constantly under siege: he’s a warrior defending valuable territory and I’m the opposing forces marching up the hill.

The Complete Guide to What Every Man Should Keep in His Car What every driver should keep in their car. The ONT is an Equal Opportunity tip provider. And. The ONT cares. We're on your side, yadda, yadda, yadda.

These Kids don't have an ego. Join the Yahoo Group.

Drugs. Hospitals. Ambulance. Tonight's Genius Award Winner.


Anonymous stranger is our Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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1 FIRST!!!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2017 04:53 PM (rH4JY)

2 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 04:55 PM (IcT7t)

3 Just a minute, I'm still reading.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 04:55 PM (aij0X)

4 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat."


For a second I thought that said Maet.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 04:56 PM (Enq6K)

5 Mmmm... Meat.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 04:56 PM (J8/9G)

6 I spy some pimento loaf.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 04:57 PM (hJamr)

7 newtgingrich 30/01/17 21:57 Trump practiced "you're fired for years". Today he applied it to an insubordinate acting atty general. Congratulations.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 04:57 PM (y3aQB)

8 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat. --------------- It'd be so awesome if it was brought to us by Maet.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 04:58 PM (3+cYV)

9 Konbanwa's y'all...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 04:58 PM (kP16F)

10 That Lady looks like a bologna fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 04:58 PM (OhOyF)

11 Shelvey! And the Shirelles! And Sally's fired!

Posted by: iwuzhere at January 30, 2017 04:58 PM (GRNzr)

12 I luvs me some good ONT

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 04:58 PM (tHwdc)

13 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat.
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It'd be so awesome if it was brought to us by Maet.


And yet I'm happy it wasn't brought to us by Maet's meat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 04:59 PM (IcT7t)

14 Trump needs to pull a Clinton... Fire every US Attorney appointed by Obama

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 30, 2017 04:59 PM (DpOmP)

15 Too much caffeine? Piffle. My heart pumps coffee instead of blood. You could roast and grind my hemoglobin for your morning cup.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)

16 What's in her hand? Looks like a small wheel of Edam.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 04:59 PM (OhOyF)

17 Ugh, with the drive-thru story. Talk about sub-human.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 05:00 PM (hJamr)

18 For a second I thought that said Maet. Posted by: Tami SNARK IST VERBOOTEN!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:00 PM (DNPz2)

19 No Yoko, no peace!

Posted by: #ResistWeMuch! at January 30, 2017 05:00 PM (DMUuz)

20 Drinking a Stella after a good workout right night.

Posted by: Big swingin Al at January 30, 2017 05:00 PM (0WeSe)

21 REPOST

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He puts the spitting totalitarians down

Helpless Senators all complain
Scream bug-eyed as he Tweets in on them

He bans ISIS thugs and he throws em back down
As he wades through reporters toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go go for it Trumpzilla y-e-e-ah
Oh no, Big Gov has got to go go for it Trumpzilla y-e-e-ah

History shows again and again
Elitists repress the freedoms of men

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at January 30, 2017 05:00 PM (Gv7El)

22 hey Hey HEY THIS IS ONT!

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (OhOyF)

23 Trump should have the Air Force buzz Hollywood for a week just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (bKxiT)

24 The metallic hydrogen story could be a Big Deal. They also found an electrical conductor that isn't a heat conductor. It's also a potential Big Deal. http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-have-found-a-metal- that-conducts-electricity-but-not-heat

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (qgUJH)

25 Ahh yes El Chapo. Threatened Trump early on via Twitter. Then right when Trump is going to the White House, El Chapo is going to the Big House (likely ADX Florence where he can cool his heels with the Unabomber and a bunch of terrorists and traitors).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (4ErVI)

26 Holy shit. Ending the day with a public firing. LMFAO. He is our Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (j8aRL)

27 Re: India & Pakistan After the partition, one became the world's largest parliamentary democracy (after some missteps), the other became a tyrannical shithole. I wonder what the variable here is?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 05:01 PM (EmfsN)

28 So, some 70 years ago two countries gained their independence simultaneously and in more or less the same condition of poverty. Now, one of those countries is much richer with an expanding middle class. The other is now a cesspit. What's the difference?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (J8/9G)

29 Would you say I've been convicted of a plethora of felonies?

Posted by: El "El Guapo" Chapo at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (0OG8D)

30 "The magic of your thighs"?  Did she really sing that?


ohhhhhhhhhhhh baby

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (tHwdc)

31 Prediction - we'll see U.S. and Russian aircraft, supported by Turkey, pounding the hell out of ISIS. Saudi financed safe zones within Syria for the refugees. Six months, tops.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (feY3W)

32 did we ever get the SCOTUS announcement?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (qUXci)

33 Amon Amarth plays music the way my Scandi ancestors 'visited' ocean-side villages. \m/ \m/

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:02 PM (qgUJH)

34 Now

Posted by: Big swingin Al at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (0WeSe)

35 Took the coffee test. Whoever cooked that up is a pussy or a Mormon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (+lVUW)

36 This is the muscular conservative executive we have been waiting for our whole lives.

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (+lv+r)

37 I drink coffee right before I go to bed. I have never found coffee to be such a stimulant as people like to claim. If coffee keeps you awake then throat lozenges probably knock you out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (zc3Db)

38 Oh, the cat's eaten it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (7yo7t)

39 32 did we ever get the SCOTUS announcement?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 10:02 PM (qUXci)



Tomorrow...8 pm.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (Enq6K)

40 Holy moly! There be Olympia Beer! All the way from Tumwater, Washington!,

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (DMUuz)

41 14 Trump needs to pull a Clinton... Fire every US Attorney appointed by Obama Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 30, 2017 09:59 PM (DpOmP) This goes without saying, although Supreme Donald might actually speak with them and decide he likes one or two of them enough to keep them around emptying ashtrays and keeping the shitter clean. As long as they do his bidding, of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

42 Shelvey and that post made my day.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (Rsi2C)

43 Percentage of liberals who knew who Sally Yates was yesterday

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:03 PM (y3aQB)

44 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 10:01 PM (EmfsN) Great minds, same pattern.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:04 PM (J8/9G)

45 Would you say I've been convicted of a plethora of felonies?

Posted by: El "Guapo" Chapo at January 30, 2017 10:02 PM (0OG8D)



I'll give you "nice array."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 05:04 PM (tHwdc)

46 Coffee, schmoffee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 05:04 PM (kP16F)

47 >>>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat. As long as we eventually get one brought to us by feet.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 30, 2017 05:04 PM (rH4JY)

48 Why is Trump having to fire federal employees? Weren't they all threatening to quit anyway if by some blind chance he managed to get elected? What ever happened to those particular promises? What's the actual count of voluntary resignations to date? Not counting the people who submitted pro forma "resignations" saying in effect "I quit, if you want me to, but I'll stay if that's okay".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (noWW6)

49 Are you concerned about your caffeine intake? No. http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvc8h3x

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (sdi6R)

50 Dammit, got willowed again. Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 09:44 I hope he fires everyone of those State Dept cocksuckers. Told that to my wife and she said..oh, he will. We've got a pretty good track record on predicting Trump after watching him on the Appprentice. Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 09:56 These idiots don't realize they are going to lose their jobs.

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (o/90i)

51 Trump works long hours, it seems.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (aij0X)

52 I believe El Guapo Chapo was the back up sock to Carlos Danger... perhaps sock is not the right word to use there.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (dpJ62)

53 My G-D you should hear what that asshole at MSNBC is saying about tonight and the EO....It was puke provoking Once in a while I have to watch. Ya know "Know Thy Enemy".

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (SjImc)

54 33 Amon Amarth plays music the way my Scandi ancestors 'visited' ocean-side villages. \m/ \m/ Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:02 PM (qgUJH) Thems guys is not dildos.

Posted by: Skwisgar Skwigelf at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)

55 Think the SCOTUS announcement is coming tomorrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 05:05 PM (IR2bT)

56 NEW DELHI: (Daily Dunya) - India has on Tuesday made a shocking claim saying that Pakistan secret agency was sending 'suicide dogs' to their country, reported Daily Dunya. Indian media claimed it had learned from security sources that Pakistan was sending suicide dogs to India for operations in India. I don't think that "suicide" is the correct word, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:06 PM (zc3Db)

57 Notice how Marcos of redbox fame rhymes with Narcos, also available on the same media, ergo, the only correct conclusion to be drawn is that Marcos is giving away drug money.

Posted by: JB at January 30, 2017 05:06 PM (xYVo0)

58 These idiots don't realize they are going to lose their jobs. Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 10:05 PM (o/90i) --------- When you are fired for cause by the DOJ, do you lose your pension?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:06 PM (qgUJH)

59 Thems guys is not dildos. Posted by: Skwisgar Skwigelf at January 30, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj) ------------- Not a grandpa's guitar among them.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:06 PM (qgUJH)

60 29. Ahhh... the Citizen Kane of Hollywood-silent-movie-stars-battle-Mexican-banditos-and-German-gun-runners film.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:06 PM (feY3W)

61 Amon Amarth plays music the way my Scandi ancestors 'visited' ocean-side villages. \m/ \m/ Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:02 PM (qgUJH) Fucking eh they do. Have some more, one of my faves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBYB1VCV0k

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (aMlLZ)

62 Tomorrow...8 pm.
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shit... i was a day ahead of things.

oh well, tonight's news is pretty awesome, and i love the answer when some #FakeNews asshat asked why Trump changed the date:

"Because he wanted to."

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (qUXci)

63 These idiots don't realize they are going to lose their jobs. Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 10:05 PM (o/90i) Hell I expect him to switch up his cabinet a lot. Trump's technique seems to get specific people for a specific job and then when that's done he brings in someone else for another specific job.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (4ErVI)

64 El Chapo should have quit while he was ahead, like me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (rH4JY)

65 That Lady looks like a bologna fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 09:58 PM (OhOyF)



"Her eyes were glazed as she beheld the array of Oscar Meyer byproducts.  She couldn't bear to look at them full frontal.  Instead, she turned to her companion and muttered between numb lips, "I will feel my way to The One."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

66 Took the coffee test. Whoever cooked that up is a pussy or a Mormon. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 10:03 PM (+lVUW) Snort worthy. Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (voOPb)

67 You can have my morning coffee when you... ...come to think of it, you can't have my morning coffee under any conceivable circumstances. It's mine mine mine.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (iMxBJ)

68 Willowed in the last thread: I was just watching a version of the Paul Anka Band Rant that has a photo of Trump at 6:30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfp7v3ZtPW8

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 05:07 PM (sdi6R)

69 Have some more, one of my faves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBYB1VCV0k Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:07 PM (aMlLZ) ----------- You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite Morons.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:08 PM (qgUJH)

70 huhuhuh uh huhuh... you said "meat"... huhuhuh

Posted by: butthead at January 30, 2017 05:08 PM (lmIoG)

71 exjon 30/01/17 22:10 Calm yer tits, Woodward Jr. mmurraypolitics The Monday Night Massacre: We are on Day 11 of Trump's presidency, and the top Justice official (Obama appointee) was fired.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:08 PM (y3aQB)

72 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat. Is that in tribute to Maet, aka "Meatlocker"?

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2017 05:08 PM (xVuS6)

73 I have no use for decaf, but pouring it in the trash seems insane. That's what toilets are for.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 05:09 PM (R+30W)

74 Evening 'Rons! Yates is tired of winning tonight.

Posted by: Morticia the Morbidly Malcontent[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2017 05:09 PM (CHhLL)

75 65 That Lady looks like a bologna fan. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 09:58 PM (OhOyF) "Her eyes were glazed as she beheld the array of Oscar Meyer byproducts. She couldn't bear to look at them full frontal. Instead, she turned to her companion and muttered between numb lips, "I will feel my way to The One." Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc) Hell, they've already done dinosaur porn. Might as well write some where the horny deli counter lady has an illicit rendezvous with Oscar Mayer.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:09 PM (0mRoj)

76 Oh sweet Jesus check out CNN lol. Monday Night Massacre! LOL.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:09 PM (4ErVI)

77 Took the coffee test. Whoever cooked that up is a pussy or a Mormon. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 10:03 PM (+lVUW) Snort worthy. Thanks Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 10:07 PM (voOPb) ----------- Jack Mormons drink a lot of coffee.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:09 PM (qgUJH)

78 "Is your team in?" Hahahhahahahalololol Sob sob sob

Posted by: Lions Fans at January 30, 2017 05:10 PM (g25eo)

79 huhuhuh uh huhuh... you said "meat"... huhuhuh Posted by: butthead Heh heh heh...Oh, heh, yeah...heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis at January 30, 2017 05:10 PM (EmfsN)

80 Inside sources say Trump has made a bet with Putin for the Sooper Bawel winner...

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:10 PM (DNPz2)

81 Those shelves of meat need more meat. And shelves.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:10 PM (iMxBJ)

82 71 exjon 30/01/17 22:10 Calm yer tits, Woodward Jr. mmurraypolitics The Monday Night Massacre: We are on Day 11 of Trump's presidency, and the top Justice official (Obama appointee) was fired. Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 10:08 PM (y3aQB) For public gross insubordination. What employer would ever put up with that shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

83 CNN has completely lost their fucking minds. They might as well be dressed in black, masked and punching Trump supporters in the face.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:11 PM (qgUJH)

84 You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite Morons. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:08 PM (qgUJH) yeah nothing wakes you up like twilight of the thunder gods.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:11 PM (aMlLZ)

85 80 Inside sources say Trump has made a bet with Putin for the Sooper Bawel winner... Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 10:10 PM (DNPz2) Trump and Putin are going to coach the two teams.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:11 PM (4ErVI)

86 here

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 05:11 PM (nDcc3)

87 86 here Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 10:11 PM (nDcc3) there

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

88 76 Oh sweet Jesus check out CNN lol. Monday Night Massacre! LOL. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:09 PM (4ErVI) Ha! Great! Trump keeps firing on all cylinders. Literally firing, in this case.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (iMxBJ)

89 Inside sources say Trump has made a bet with Putin for the Sooper Bawel winner... The winner gets to rule the world. The loser has to bring the doughnuts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (7yo7t)

90 Boy, is this great!

Posted by: Trumpnado at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (JO9+V)

91 83 CNN has completely lost their fucking minds. They might as well be dressed in black, masked and punching Trump supporters in the face. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:11 PM (qgUJH) How many times can they jump the shark?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

92 Trump and Putin are going to coach the two teams. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis There will be ... Blood.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (DNPz2)

93 CNN has completely lost their fucking minds.

They might as well be dressed in black, masked and punching Trump supporters in the face.
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That's in the works.

It'll be a special called "CNN: American Justice 2017"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 05:12 PM (J5mC3)

94 23 Trump should have the Air Force buzz Hollywood for a week just for shits and giggles. Posted by: Old Nam Vet Better yet, buzz the areas where they're filming. Have the pilots do a few of those "watch this" maneuvers. They can fly pretty low.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (+lVUW)

95 Nothing but Middle fingers and Stone Cold Stinkers for the idiots in power and the media. Maybe it was my love of wrestling through the Attitude Era and ECW on Public television that attracted me to Trump the WEe Hall of Gamer early and often.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (j8aRL)

96 76 Oh sweet Jesus check out CNN lol. Monday Night Massacre! LOL. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:09 PM (4ErVI) Ah, the lamentations of the women. Music to my ears.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (0mRoj)

97 How many times can they jump the shark? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:12 PM (4ErVI) Fonzie is telling them they went too far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (IR2bT)

98 >>>What's the actual count of voluntary resignations to date? Not counting the people who submitted pro forma "resignations" saying in effect "I quit, if you want me to, but I'll stay if that's okay".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 10:05 PM (noWW6)<<<




If a due participation of office is a matter of right, how are vacancies to be obtained? Those by death are few; by resignation, none.

Posted by: Shit Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol. XXIV at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (Pk8DL)

99 You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite Morons. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:08 PM (qgUJH) Try this on for size. Especially if you like "normal vocals" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:13 PM (aMlLZ)

100 https://tinyurl.com/jmruu4j ---------------------------------- The Look on Butch Madcow's face

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (y3aQB)

101 Trump: Do your job! Obama-appointed Acting AG: I just can't! Trump: You're fired!

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (iMxBJ)

102 When you are fired for cause by the DOJ, do you lose your pension? Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:06 Truly have no idea. Maybe Rhomboid might know, he used to work in that system.

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (o/90i)

103 I'll need a bigger car to pack all that stuff around.

Posted by: NCKate at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (hIjEp)

104 How many times can they jump the shark? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:12 PM (4ErVI) ----------- They're like Fonzie on infinite loop. I know we're winning. But all the normal ways I'm sure we're losing are firing on all cylinders. But maybe, if Trump just keeps GOING, he wins. And we all win. And that's CRAZY.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (qgUJH)

105 yeah nothing wakes you up like twilight of the thunder gods. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division This might be appropriate: https://youtu.be/f2cZlLrVP7E

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (EmfsN)

106 #92: Ah know a thang or two about bloooood!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (0OG8D)

107 72 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat. Is that in tribute to Maet, aka "Meatlocker"? Posted by: Emmie ---------------- Heh. Ever since autocucumber did it, I like calling him "Matlock Error."

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 05:14 PM (3+cYV)

108 Inside sources say Trump has made a bet with Putin for the Sooper Bawel winner...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 10:10 PM (DNPz2)
==

I look forward to WaPo mediasplainin how the Russians HAXXORED the losing team.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (Gv7El)

109 I spy olive loaf. That shit's the stuff of nightmares. You assholes better be ready to stay up and hold me tonight.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (oAY8z)

110 OK, back to the previous thread again. The schadenboner needs more relief.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (1CroS)

111 27 Re: India & Pakistan After the partition, one became the world's largest parliamentary democracy (after some missteps), the other became a tyrannical shithole. I wonder what the variable here is? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 10:01 PM (EmfsN) 28 So, some 70 years ago two countries gained their independence simultaneously and in more or less the same condition of poverty. Now, one of those countries is much richer with an expanding middle class. The other is now a cesspit. What's the difference? Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 10:02 PM (J8/9G) Not to mention the fact that back in '47 the mohammedans couldn't resist taking a few swings at the Hindus on the way out, and started a slaughter that ended up claiming anywhere from a quarter million to 2 million dead (no one has any idea for sure). And when you look at every Paki/Indian war since then, EVERY TIME it's the Pakis that start the damned thing. And the Pakis are known to be intimately involved in damn near every mohammedan terror organization or insurgency in the world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (cuZZW)

112 Donaldous Maximus. The balls on the man! Love him!

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (Z56vq)

113
Ah, the lamentations of the women. Music to my ears.
---

And by "the women" you mean "the libtard snowflake pajama boys and pseudo feminazi she male democrats" right?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (J5mC3)

114 I'll take the bet that within a week Trump's policy will be in full force and effect. Green card holders won't be covered. Aliens in the seven countries will. If Sessions isn't approved by next Monday there will be hell to pay. Trump has many ways to punish and reward, especially D Senators at risk in 2018

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (bQxkN)

115 I cooked ham bone and bean stew and a casserole of mac n' cheese and ground turkey with basil. Cock a doodle do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (DNPz2)

116 Idiot local talk show host 'The Boston bomber was from Chechnya. Why didn't Trump out Chechnya on the list? ' I email: 'Chechnya is a republic in the Russian Federation, not its own country.' Dude promptly dropped that line after the commercial break. If you're gonna shoot your mouth off, at least try to know something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (feY3W)

117 109 I spy olive loaf. That shit's the stuff of nightmares. You assholes better be ready to stay up and hold me tonight. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 10:15 PM (oAY8z) I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (0mRoj)

118 CNN is being a little too on the nose with their latest banner on the homepage.

Or alternatively...

Democrat apparatchicks gonna apparatchick.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2017 05:15 PM (+lv+r)

119 Latest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot [/b][/i][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (bmii1)

120 Indian media claimed it had learned from security sources that Pakistan was sending suicide dogs to India for operations in India.

++++

It sounds like the Indian media is trying to compete with the US media for sheer stupidity. Strapping an explosive to a dog and then detonating them remotely is not "suicide" by the dogs. It's not suicide by anyone. It's just murder.

Nice attempt by the Indian media, but they have a long way to go if they want to compete with the American MSM.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (R+30W)

121 We are not watching football and are not hosting a Super Bowl party like we have for 20 years. Because Eff the NFL.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (EZebt)

122 BNONews 30/01/17 22:10 BREAKING: President Trump dismisses Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Daniel Ragsdale

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (y3aQB)

123 Olive loaf is the Kaboom of manufactured luncheon meats.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (iMxBJ)

124 Trump is out of control, much like my schadenboner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (TRzoP)

125 96 76 Oh sweet Jesus check out CNN lol. Monday Night Massacre! LOL. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:09 PM (4ErVI) Ah, the lamentations of the women. Music to my ears. Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj) More of a drone strike, really.

Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (s5o+q)

126 Do I have this right? If Sessions had been confirmed already, there would have been no firing necessary, correct? So the Dems have no one to blame but themselves. Amirite?

Posted by: iwuzhere at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (GRNzr)

127 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (D2vc1)

128 Try this on for size. Especially if you like "normal vocals" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:13 PM (aMlLZ) ---------- I like all the vocals. The METAL is the THING. This is my favorite thing at this very moment. These guys are ... good at music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:16 PM (qgUJH)

129 And by "the women" you mean "the libtard snowflake pajama boys and pseudo feminazi she male democrats" right? Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 10:15 PM (J5mC3) Their entire effeminate cohort, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

130 Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 10:13 PM (j8aRL)

The word you're searching for is Stunners.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 05:17 PM (nDcc3)

131 Right now, MSNBC is the funniest thing on TV...they are going bat-sh$t crazy...

Posted by: RGallegos at January 30, 2017 05:17 PM (59GQk)

132 123 Olive loaf is the Kaboom of manufactured luncheon meats. Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (iMxBJ) Nope. Head cheese.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

133 Nice attempt by the Indian media, but they have a long way to go if they want to compete with the American MSM. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (R+30W) Let's hear from those cocksuckers at PETA now. Poor doggies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (IR2bT)

134 Right now, MSNBC is the funniest thing on TV...they are going bat-sh$t crazy... GOING????????????

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (y3aQB)

135 >>Olive loaf is the Kaboom of manufactured luncheon meats. Olive Loaf is still a step above the 1/2 White Meat 1/2 Dark Meat Turkey Roll.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (OhOyF)

136 I made country fried steak with pepper gravy, mashed potatoes, biscuits and green beans for supper tonight. It was pretty good. Just like your Granny used to make.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (Z56vq)

137 112. Trumpis Khan, Darth Trumpis the Orange..... he has many names.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:18 PM (feY3W)

138 The fact that there are muzzies murdering innocent puppehs doesn't surprise me one bit. Not one bit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 05:19 PM (+lVUW)

139 That escalated quickly!!!


HOLY SHIT, it's growing at an exponential rate.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2017 05:19 PM (+lv+r)

140 >>That shit's the stuff of nightmares. Ever had head cheese or blood sausage?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 05:19 PM (voOPb)

141 BREAKING: President Trump dismisses Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Daniel Ragsdale Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (y3aQB) ------------------ BURN. IT. DOWN. DRAIN. THE. SWAMP. Fuck it. Let's do this.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:19 PM (qgUJH)

142 Suicide Dogs would be a good name for a rock band.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 30, 2017 05:20 PM (cct0t)

143 >>>Trump and Putin are going to coach the two teams.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 10:11 PM (4ErVI)<<<



Those two are fuking pikers compared to me.

Posted by: Darth Hoodie at January 30, 2017 05:20 PM (Pk8DL)

144 This is my favorite thing at this very moment. These guys are ... good at music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (qgUJH) That's cool. It appeals to my classical background. Every time I say classical and metal are strange bedfellows people think I'm fucking crazy.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:20 PM (aMlLZ)

145 At this rate Trump will have the left and the MSM sitting in a corner sucking their and pissing their diapers in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 30, 2017 05:20 PM (bKxiT)

146 Let's hear from those cocksuckers at PETA now. PETA doesn't care about animals. Animals are just a McGuffin for controlling ordinary people.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:20 PM (J8/9G)

147 If the Libtards keep this up, they will have apoplexy before the end of February. Have a stroke, why don't you.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (Z56vq)

148 CNN is all "Monday Night Massacre" !!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (pY+s4)

149 I saw mock olive loaf in a store in Arkansas. So, I did. I called it all kinds of names and told it it was adopted. What the hell is mock olive loaf anyway?

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (hJamr)

150 132 Nope. Head cheese. Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0mRoj) There is such a thing as good head cheese. It is awesome. There is no such thing as good olive loaf. It is a pathetic attempt to add flavor to bland pink solidified manufactured goo.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (iMxBJ)

151 It's a sign of hiw pathetic the MSM has become since Watergate that every new scandal is named "Scandal-gate". And now, "Day Ending in 'Y' Night Massacre" Apparently Hollywood's ghastly experiences with sequels are lessons they choose not to learn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot [/b][/i][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bmii1)

152 140. I'm courting a VN girl. Those are thr least of the horrors...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (feY3W)

153 So it wasn't the SCOTUS pick that knocked off the Quebec mooslim shooting out of the news. Just as good though. I've never bought into the "Trump playing 3D chess with the checkers players" theory, but geez, this is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 30, 2017 05:21 PM (AJeMv)

154 THE DEVIL DOGS : North Shore Bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6F9x1g8VQE

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (OhOyF)

155 https://tinyurl.com/gnpy8th ----------------------------------- Full text: DHS Secretary Kelly announces Thomas Homan to take over as acting ICE Director, no reason provided

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (y3aQB)

156 Four years. Four. Years. He's just getting started.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (4ErVI)

157 Trump is in a firing mood I see...good, lots of cretins to be rid off. They keep pissing him off, they will pay.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (gcme+)

158 You're Not A Mermaid, You're Just Crazy A little girl wanting to be a mermaid princess when she grows up is adorable. An adult woman who quits her job because she believe she is half fish and half human is just plain crazy in the head. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12998

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (vBeA5)

159 130 Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 10:13 PM (j8aRL) The word you're searching for is Stunners. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 10:17 PM (nDcc3) LMFAO!! Stinkers. I don't even have time to be embarrassed or angry at my auto cucumber. Yes Stunners. Thanks for the needed correction.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (j8aRL)

160 That's cool. It appeals to my classical background. Every time I say classical and metal are strange bedfellows people think I'm fucking crazy. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:20 PM (aMlLZ) ---------- My friend in a metal band always compare modern metal to free-form jazz and I see where he is coming from. Except there are elements of metal (depending on subgenre) that are country, classical, jazz, pop, techno, etc. It is really a place where the most brilliant musicians go to test their chops. If you can play a Meshuggah riff, you can play anything.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:22 PM (qgUJH)

161 My grandfather (German ancestry), a tough old bastard who worked his ass off and raised a big family, ate head cheese. He died when I was about the same age as my kids are now (10-11). He was a good dude, not super warm & fuzzy, but he got a kick out of me being grossed out by head cheese.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 05:23 PM (oAY8z)

162 I didn't think it would get real this soon..,

BUT SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2017 05:23 PM (+lv+r)

163 I saw Monday Night Massacre open for Til Tuesday at the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:23 PM (iMxBJ)

164 We cannot expect people fleeing war zones to sit around airports forever. I hear these complaints from the same people who bitch about having their genitals groped while they are shoeless in full body scans. This isn't who we are.

Posted by: Caring, enlightened Social Justice Warrior who cares a lot at January 30, 2017 05:23 PM (8c3sT)

165 What the hell is mock olive loaf anyway? One step up from starvation. Like imitation margarine.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (J8/9G)

166 who is the hottie in the blue in the meat section would bang, even if the 60's

Posted by: Original Jake at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (VBsKP)

167 This is so much fun that I may need to hire somebody to live my real life for me so I can enjoy this all day.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (j8aRL)

168 Head cheese is the same stuff as hot dogs, only not ground up into a paste.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (cct0t)

169 Heh. I'm drinking a lot more coffee than the calculator says that I should...Ooooo.... look at the pretty colors!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (ZO497)

170 Pretty soon the D.C. elites will be begging Melania to come live in the WH and keep her man in a good mood....make it stop Melania..please..lol. I am having way too much fun since last week...

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (gcme+)

171 Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL)

It would be pretty sweet if Austin was the Press Sec but Spicer is pretty legit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 05:24 PM (nDcc3)

172 Let's start a pool. Who hires Yates? ACLU? SPLC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (ZO497)

173 Tuesday would be a good day to repeal the ACA....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (9dH/8)

174 Sally Yates : I'd Hit It.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (OhOyF)

175 I'm seeing a lot of articles where they run to the first Republican they can find to disagree with whatever Trump does. We need to take care of that problem pronto. Don't know how it's gonna happen, but it better. Democrats rarely do this shit. We need a team working together or heads need to start rolling yesterday.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (4ErVI)

176 What the hell is mock olive loaf anyway? One step up from starvation. Like imitation margarine. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner Have mock olive loaf and imitation margarine on gluten-free bread. Call it "I Can't Believe It's Lunch".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (EmfsN)

177 Head cheese is the same stuff as hot dogs, only not ground up into a paste. I will never again eat a hot dog.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 05:25 PM (aij0X)

178 I spy olive loaf. That shit's the stuff of nightmares. You assholes better be ready to stay up and hold me tonight. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 Olive loaf, ugh, nasty. But I still sometimes crave OM Ham & Cheese Loaf.

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 05:26 PM (o/90i)

179 >>Let's start a pool. Who hires Yates? ACLU? SPLC? Georgetown Law

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:26 PM (OhOyF)

180 162 I didn't think it would get real this soon.., BUT SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! So ScoggWife straight up just said to me "Don't you think things are getting ready to get ugly ?" To which I said "I told you this shit was coming twelve years ago. You said I was nuts. But I bought all the gear anyway." My reward ? A huff and a sigh.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 05:26 PM (fiGNd)

181 One of the best things I ever ate was a warm salad I made from a whole pig's head.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:27 PM (iMxBJ)

182 Braunschweiger FTW!

Posted by: Trumpnado at January 30, 2017 05:27 PM (JO9+V)

183 Trump has many ways to punish and reward, especially D Senators at risk in 2018 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 10:15 PM (bQxkN) Based on my quick count there's 10 of those, with possibly 3 more in states Trump barely lost.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 05:27 PM (D2vc1)

184 128 This is my favorite thing at this very moment. These guys are ... good at music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (qgUJH) Metal is not exactly my cup of tea, but that was really good.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 05:27 PM (sdi6R)

185 My reward ? A huff and a sigh. Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 10:26 PM (fiGNd) ------------- The problem with a media that reinforces their every insanity is that they might actually get too froggy and jump. They should know they are crazy but the media tells them they are sane.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:27 PM (qgUJH)

186 BREAKING: President Trump dismisses Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Daniel Ragsdale

==


Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."




Night peeps.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (Gv7El)

187 >>>Sally Yates : I'd Hit It. With?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (voOPb)

188 Olive loaf is people, IT's PEOPLE

Posted by: Charlton Heston at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (mtGE/)

189 174 Sally Yates : I'd Hit It. She is a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (fiGNd)

190 wait....there's mock olive loaf? I really hate you people

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (oAY8z)

191 our local news clowns are pissing their depends over the travel thing. they should try to keep up once in awhile instead of trying to be cute. fucktards, the lot of them. even their weather reports are the shit jokes come from.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (KP5rU)

192 One of the best things I ever ate was a warm salad I made from a whole pig's head.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 10:27 PM (iMxBJ)



Is that like a taco salad where you eat the 'bowl'?

Posted by: Trumpnado at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (JO9+V)

193 Sebastian Gorka PhD @SebGorka Well the radio silence is over. Congrats to those who guessed! Honored to be Deputy Assistant to the President of the United States. MAGA

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (y3aQB)

194 Pimento Loaf - when olive loaf is too fancy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (feY3W)

195 4 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Meat." For a second I thought that said Maet. Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2017 09:56 PM (Enq6K) Ha! Me also. Jeepers I need a rea life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (iJGwO)

196 >> One of the best things I ever ate was a warm salad I made from a whole pig's head. Did you serve it in the skull or get all gay and go with a bread bowl?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 05:28 PM (OhOyF)

197 Sally Yates : I'd Hit It. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 10:25 PM (OhOyF) 3x squirt some protein into the vegetarian bitch

Posted by: Original Jake at January 30, 2017 05:29 PM (VBsKP)

198 Idiot local talk show host 'The Boston bomber was from Chechnya. Why didn't Trump out Chechnya on the list? ' I email: 'Chechnya is a republic in the Russian Federation, not its own country.' Dude promptly dropped that line after the commercial break. If you're gonna shoot your mouth off, at least try to know something. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 10:15 PM (feY3W) LMAO good job!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 05:29 PM (D2vc1)

199 Metal is not exactly my cup of tea, but that was really good. Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 10:27 PM (sdi6R) ------------- I happen to have a giant weak spot for Spanish guitar. But when that wall of sound comes in over the riff, man. That's solid gold, right there.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:29 PM (qgUJH)

200 SUP RONS It's a good evening here in Boston. Cold as all *&^$%#$% but good. Except that in defying Trump's immigration order Mahty Walsh (of WE WILL ALWAYS BE A SANCTUARY CITY fame) and whatever fuckass judge delayed the order for 7 days, have made Boston the #1 destination for "refugees" trying to get into the US. The Tsarnaev brothers were "refugees," remember their handiwork? "They weren't refugees, they were asylees!" said one subhuman doomed-to-never-reproduce snowflake to me today. Seriously, (s)he said that. "That's pedantic, and actually underscores the need to shut down ALL immigration, since asylum seekers and visa holders and student visa holders and family members need also to fuck off" I replied. Anyway, I just hope Trump supporter Tom Brady wins this Sunday so he can pay a visit to Trump at the White House. Because he didn't visit Obama's White House after the 2015 SB win. http://cbsprt.co/1EgGu62 Bonus butthurt: CBS tries to make it about Brady being thin-skinned about deflategate and not anything to do with what a limp-wristed communist autocrat Obama is and was. Bon nuit mes amis.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 30, 2017 05:29 PM (Iy6JT)

201 *flings a lower case "L" at last post*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 05:29 PM (iJGwO)

202 Chaos at PuffHo too: Moar "literally crying" by federal apparatchiks right now...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jr5ud6j

Me schadenboner canna take much more!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 05:30 PM (kP16F)

203 i watched the movie prime cut this morning. no wonder i never liked hot dogs, and brats and shit. damn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

204 seanmdav 30/01/17 22:32 News flash: political appointees--all of them--serve at the pleasure of the president. They can do their jobs, quit, or be fired. Not hard.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:31 PM (y3aQB)

205 My friend in a metal band always compare modern metal to free-form jazz and I see where he is coming from. Except there are elements of metal (depending on subgenre) that are country, classical, jazz, pop, techno, etc. It is really a place where the most brilliant musicians go to test their chops. If you can play a Meshuggah riff, you can play anything. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:22 PM (qgUJH) Definitely depending on the subgenre. Yeah I can see "modern" metal being like that. I'm a tad more traditional though. I can do it all, but I stick with oden power. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:31 PM (aMlLZ)

206 One of the best things I ever ate was a warm salad I made from a whole pig's head. Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 10:27 PM (iMxBJ) Is that like a taco salad where you eat the 'bowl'? Posted by: Trumpnado at January 30, 2017 10:28 PM (JO9+V) after you pick out the hairs, it's actually pretty good

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 05:31 PM (oAY8z)

207 Imma sure olive loaf can hold two orders of baconz and one order of eggz. So it must adjacent to good things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:31 PM (DNPz2)

208 It's nice that India has a handy bogeyman to blame for their fuckups, cuz if Pakistan wasn't available they'd probably blame Trump.
 
Trump's rumored top pick as ambassador to India is a NeverTrump-er, so it will be interesting to see if he actually makes that nomination.
 
Then again, it could be a head fake like that carnival act he ran with Romney.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:32 PM (xpfRn)

209 CNN, when Trump fires political appointee: "Monday Night Massacre!!!" CNN, when a Muslim terrorist kills people: "We may never know the motive for this tragedy..."

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 05:32 PM (iMxBJ)

210 Definitely depending on the subgenre. Yeah I can see "modern" metal being like that. I'm a tad more traditional though. I can do it all, but I stick with oden power. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) ------ The handle 'Berserker' gives some of that away. Which is fine, considering Oden GIVES NOTHING AWAY - HE ONLY TAKES!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:32 PM (qgUJH)

211 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)

My baloney has a first name.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2017 05:32 PM (8iiMU)

212 Her Majesty and I stopped at a Russian delicatessen one day. I ordered a sandwich of something head cheese-like. "Russian or regular mustard?" I was asked. What the hell, let's try Russian. I took one bite. I swear fluids I had no idea the body produced oozed out of every pore.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:32 PM (J8/9G)

213 193. Wah! Yes! Hot chicks in slinky dresses and fur bikinis, dancing with swords, to mark the occasion: https://youtu.be/wTtJOWQTmKA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:33 PM (feY3W)

214 Time for me to call it a night, I have a bigger smile than election night because the race has been called... Love to see him swing that Hammer....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 30, 2017 05:33 PM (9dH/8)

215 Please please please let the Patriots win the SB - a wonderful time will be had at the White House and libs will have another thing to be mad about.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2017 05:33 PM (EBwPV)

216 There's some disgusting sexual humor lurking around "head cheese." In light of my highbrow taste in humor, however, I shall explore it not.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

217 Hillary has this thing wrapped up. It'll be an early night.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2017 05:34 PM (oAY8z)

218 207 Imma sure olive loaf can hold two orders of baconz and one order of eggz. I avoid any kind of "loaf" made out of the shit that's usually called "bologna" - but served in a big chunk like a ham. Loaf of bread ? Bring it. Loaf of lips and assholes with some other shit sprinkled in ? It's all you. With my compliments.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 05:34 PM (fiGNd)

219 Trump applies the aggressive clown rule. When attacked by clowns, always go for the juggler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (Nwg0u)

220 #209- Bingo. Vindictive firing! VS. terrorism- "We may never know the motive for this tragedy..."

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (hVdx9)

221 The Night of The Pink Slips (A Liberal Horror Story)

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (Om16U)

222 133 Nice attempt by the Indian media, but they have a long way to go if they want to compete with the American MSM.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (R+30W)

Let's hear from those cocksuckers at PETA now.

Poor doggies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 10:18 PM (IR2bT)

++++

heh. I admit, I wasn't even thinking about the dogs when I called it murder. The article was vague. It spoke of sending the dogs into India for missions, then it switched to talking about train "accidents" being intentionally created. But, it never connected the two things. Rereading the article, it doesn't even say that the dogs do have explosives strapped to them. The picture seems to show that, but I doubt that is a real "suicide" dog, so I'm not sure what we really know about those dogs. But, if the missions do involve dogs being sent on with explosives strapped to them, I assume it involves murdering people.

It is too bad about the dogs as well, but I wouldn't call it murder.


UPDATE: Out of curiosity, I Tin Eye'd the photo, and that is an American dog, trained for search and rescue. The stuff on his back is for sending data back to the rescuers.

https://preview.dhs.gov/science-and-technology/better-new-tricks

You know, maybe the Indian media is just as crooked as the American MSM. They took a pic of an American search and rescue dog, added info about trains derailing, and topped it off with vague rumours about "suicide" dogs. And then made the "suicide" dogs the headline.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (R+30W)

223 Apoplexy. Noun.

1. stroke

. . .

4. a state of extreme anger


The KosKids gots it in spades.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (JO9+V)

224 At this rate, by March CNN will openly be calling for the President's assassination.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (J8/9G)

225 Sebastian Gorka PhD Honored to be Deputy Assistant to the President of the United States. MAGA ------------------------------------- This Sebastian Gorka? Defeating Jihad: The Winnable War by Sebastian Gorka PhD (B01C911682) (Amazon ID number)

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (aij0X)

226 Definitely depending on the subgenre. Yeah I can see "modern" metal being like that. I'm a tad more traditional though. I can do it all, but I stick with oden power. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) You're who I wanted to be when I grew up. Instead I went to law school. Bleah.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

227 Jeepers I need a rea life. The three sisters -- Gonor, Diar and Pyor -- are dying to make you acquaintance, Pug!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot [/b][/i][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:35 PM (bmii1)

228 Bill from Chappaqua, firing US attorneys is routine for a new administration (typically they offer their resignations, like most appointed officials). Thus, Trump would not be doing anything unusual, much less punitive, by replacing the US attorney roster. But thanks for reminding me. This Trump EO on refugee and immigration admissions is exactly as routine, lawful, and unexceptional as Bush firing a portion of the US attorneys (all for cause). And the "uproar" around it is 100 times as bad, which I'll take as an indicator of the degradation of the country since the Bush non-scandal.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (QDnY+)

229 The Night of The Pink Slips Dawn of the Pink Hats...also a liberal horror story.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (hJamr)

230 If this silly bint from DoJ had integrity, she'd have resigned. Making a scene to get yourself fired is attention-seeking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

231 209 CNN, when Trump fires political appointee: "Monday Night Massacre!!!" CNN, when a Muslim terrorist kills people: "We may never know the motive for this tragedy..." Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 10:32 PM (iMxBJ) -------------------------------------- As was noted in the last thread, Pres Trump should go ahead and FIRE all the US Attorneys, which is exactly what BJ Clinton did in 1993 as soon as he took office. Conveniently took out the US Attorney investigating him for Whitewater and other crimes.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (EBwPV)

232 171 Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL) It would be pretty sweet if Austin was the Press Sec but Spicer is pretty legit. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 10:24 PM (nDcc3) Attitude Era POTUS edition. They know who butters their bread and who their audience is. Spoiler Alert: not the MSM and not the Political/Donor class.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (j8aRL)

233 Somebody locked trump in a room with a minigun and a bunch of Obama's things.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:36 PM (aMlLZ)

234 You're who I wanted to be when I grew up. Instead I went to law school. Bleah. Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) --------- What did we learn? Hehehehe... Kidding.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (qgUJH)

235 162 I didn't think it would get real this soon.., BUT SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! So ScoggWife straight up just said to me "Don't you think things are getting ready to get ugly ?" To which I said "I told you this shit was coming twelve years ago. You said I was nuts. But I bought all the gear anyway." My reward ? A huff and a sigh. Posted by: ScoggDog **** Better to have and not need than need, and die a brutal, horrible, death.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (hVdx9)

236 I'm just now learning to play the guitar and am three weeks into it. My hands cramped watching the video. Damn, that was awesome though.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (hJamr)

237 Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 10:35 PM (aij0X)

I believe so, yes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (nDcc3)

238 Can it become a ritual to fire Federal employees every night? ...from a cannon into the Reflecting Pool?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (hBig8)

239 There is such a thing as good head cheese. It is awesome. There is no such thing as good olive loaf. It is a pathetic attempt to add flavor to bland pink solidified manufactured goo. Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 10:21 PM (iMxBJ) Olive loaf is just a fruitcake hiding in the deli meats.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (zc3Db)

240 Hey everybody. Over at Twitter, I provided two handy tips for liberals hyperventilating over the Yates termination: 1. Eat shit. 2. Die.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 05:37 PM (u8kLQ)

241 234 You're who I wanted to be when I grew up. Instead I went to law school. Bleah. Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) --------- What did we learn? Hehehehe... Kidding. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:37 PM (qgUJH) I've learned I want a mulligan for the last 30 years or so.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

242 I am so glad that Dr. Gorka now has Trump's ear. Not literally his ear, but glad that he's one of Trump's advisors.

Posted by: Abby at January 30, 2017 05:38 PM (HBU7W)

243 229 The Night of The Pink Slips Dawn of the Pink Hats...also a liberal horror story. Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 10:36 PM (hJamr) ---------------------------------------- Well we've already had the Saturday of the Pink HooHaas...

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2017 05:38 PM (EBwPV)

244 Took the coffee test. Whoever cooked that up is a pussy or a Mormon. - Said I could have six cups a day and have to drink 146 cups to hurt me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 05:39 PM (Nwg0u)

245 230 If this silly bint from DoJ had integrity, she'd have resigned. Making a scene to get yourself fired is attention-seeking. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 10:36 PM (oVJmc) The professional thing to do would be to privately state her objections and tender her resignation.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

246 Heads on CNN saying that Trumpsters are incompetent. Until Gergen has a moment of clarity that the Trumpsters are doing a lot by design. Finally someone mentions that Obama banned travel from Iran for six months a few years ago. But Obama's heart was pure.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 05:39 PM (bQxkN)

247 The Boy Scouts have announced that they are now excepting transgendered girls who identify as boys into their ranks . Because of states and communities changed definition of gender. I don't know what else to say other than get your kids into a group that is not fixated on gays and kids/parents with me severe mental issues

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2017 05:39 PM (z0fov)

248 "230 If this silly bint from DoJ had integrity, she'd have resigned. Making a scene to get yourself fired is attention-seeking." Yep. Refer her for disbarment and present an obstruction case to a federal grand jury to drive home this ain't W being pushed around. I am VERY proud of Trump tonight.

Posted by: Caring, enlightened Social Justice Warrior who cares a lot at January 30, 2017 05:39 PM (8c3sT)

249 Metal is not exactly my cup of tea, but that was really good. Posted by: rickl -------------- Somewhere out there on the net, is a Metal Calculator that will tell you how many bars of metal/day are healthy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 05:40 PM (ZO497)

250 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136351196270593 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136434264440832 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136519035514881 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136600321093632

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2017 05:40 PM (Ya7zs)

251 Rereading the article, it doesn't even say that the dogs do have explosives strapped to them. During WWII, the Soviets trained dogs to run under Nazi tanks. Then took them to the front and strapped explosive vests to them. So it's theoretically possible, even though in this case it sounds like the Indian press is imitating the American press. (And then there was the Roman answer to war elephants: flaming pigs. I guess even if it didn't turn the elephants, you had roast pork after the battle.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 05:40 PM (fVubI)

252 Word to the press. You need to watch two decades of pro wrestling to understand Trumps psychology. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 05:40 PM (j8aRL)

253 According to that calculator, I'm good for about 7 cups of coffee a day. Of course, I don't know anybody who uses eight ounce cups, do you? Super Bowl ads? They have sucked out loud (very loud) for several years and have been a major disappointment. No more. The advertisers and the entire NFL can just go away as far as I'm concerned. I won't miss them.

Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (V+03K)

254 193 Great to hear Dr Gorka will be in the WH!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (EZebt)

255 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136681745096704 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136759989846017 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136843192250371 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826136933688627201

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (Ya7zs)

256 One of the KosKids posts -

'There must be a law that the tax returns of all presidential candidates must be made public by the government once the candidacy is official. No more bullshit.'


And is gently reminded of the Constitutional requirements for the office of President; any additions to that would require an amendment . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (JO9+V)

257 Good night Horde. I leave you with this for such an auspicious occasion: https://youtu.be/jgda5GGExNs Still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (EmfsN)

258 Hiring Gorka, moving quickly to talk and meet with select leaders in the Middle East, the travel restriction. He's going after ISIS very soon, I think. The travel restriction is to keep the rats locked down in the countries they will try and flee to when everything blows up (the survivors anyway). The guy has a plan I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

259 During WWII, the Soviets trained dogs to run under Nazi tanks. Then took them to the front and strapped explosive vests to them. So it's theoretically possible, even though in this case it sounds like the Indian press is imitating the American press. (And then there was the Roman answer to war elephants: flaming pigs. I guess even if it didn't turn the elephants, you had roast pork after the battle.) Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 10:40 PM (fVubI) What was that 70s movie about the dolphins with explosives strapped to them as living torpedoes?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (zc3Db)

260 I'm perfectly okay with eating weird parts of an animal. I've done that. Where the part was clearly identifiable, and where I had occasional moments of, um, really? But ate it anyway. I get cautious around the mass-market industrial meat products industry, though, because I know they'll not only sell me weird parts of an animal, but parts off of an animal that died of a weird disease, and that's a whole different story. As for pigs' heads, I met a crew who hunt feral pigs (and may those guys' names be for a blessing, because those damned pigs do huge damage to agriculture and wild nature alike, and breed fast). They said that the heads are prized by their dogs.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (noWW6)

261 I'm glad he fired the bitch.

Posted by: El Crappo at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (Tyii7)

262 The professional thing to do would be to privately state her objections and tender her resignation. Posted by: Insomniac --------- She's doing two things: Creating an issue. Establishing her cred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (ZO497)

263 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (qgUJH) Metal is not exactly my cup of tea, but that was really good. --- It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

Posted by: Emperor Joseph II at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (PqqkK)

264 Interviews and internal communications obtained by The Intercept reveal how American personnel tasked with aiding the planet's most vulnerable populations and representing the country in the international arena... I think I spotted the problem...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot [/b][/i][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (bmii1)

265 256 One of the KosKids posts - 'There must be a law that the tax returns of all presidential candidates must be made public by the government once the candidacy is official. No more bullshit.' And is gently reminded of the Constitutional requirements for the office of President; any additions to that would require an amendment . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2017 10:41 PM If there were any real issues regarding Trump's tax returns the IRS would have leaked them to the press.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

266 'There must be a law that the tax returns of all presidential candidates must be made public by the government once the candidacy is official. No more bullshit.' And is gently reminded of the Constitutional requirements for the office of President; any additions to that would require an amendment . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2017 10:41 PM (JO9+V) I would have asked about college transcripts.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 30, 2017 05:42 PM (GUBah)

267
The professional thing to do would be to privately state her objections and tender her resignation.
---

And a generic liberal, who probably has narcissism issues and histrionic tendencies, is going to do that?

/maybe in a badly  written soap opera from 1972....

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 05:43 PM (J5mC3)

268 If this silly bint from DoJ had integrity, she'd have resigned.
---
if she had integrity, Obama never would have appointed her...


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 05:43 PM (qUXci)

269 Quick food-related question: Anyone have the George Foreman "Evolve" grill? Any good? I want something to cook quick breakfasts other than my McMuffin maker.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 05:43 PM (fVubI)

270
What was that 70s movie about the dolphins with explosives strapped to them as living torpedoes?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 10:42 PM (zc3Db)

++++

Day of the Dolphin?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 05:43 PM (R+30W)

271 262 The professional thing to do would be to privately state her objections and tender her resignation. Posted by: Insomniac --------- She's doing two things: Creating an issue. Establishing her cred. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 10:42 PM (ZO497) Of course she is.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)

272 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -------------- You have an email coming in. Give me a hot minute to reply to your last, as that will take a bit of of introspection & for me to be somewhat coherent. BTW, if you have any thrift stores nearby, look for the fill-in books of the Myron Bolitar series that I missed. I think I lost #2 & # 6? Package of books should go out tomorrow.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 05:44 PM (3+cYV)

273 According to that calculator, I'm good for about 7 cups of coffee a day. Of course, I don't know anybody who uses eight ounce cups, do you? Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2017 10:41 PM (V+03K) The stupid coffee pots usually measure only 5 or 6 ounces for one of their alleged "cups". "12 cup coffee maker" actually means 5 real cups of coffee.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:44 PM (zc3Db)

274 Though I can't stay up any later I for one am glad it's MH bringing the ont. Maybe tomorrow night I won't be as busy and can get here for the beginning. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at January 30, 2017 05:44 PM (3duqG)

275 270 What was that 70s movie about the dolphins with explosives strapped to them as living torpedoes? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 10:42 PM (zc3Db) ++++ Day of the Dolphin? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 10:43 PM (R+30W) Rape and suicide bombing. Dolphins are Muslims!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)

276 I think Teh Donald could provide one hell of a halftime show for the Stupor Bowl, just by lining up the various Obama, Clinton and Bush appointees in their hundreds, and summarily firing them. By way of Gladiator Games. Ratings GOLD, I tellya! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:45 PM (v5iqM)

277 I would have asked about college transcripts. Proof of citizenship.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 05:45 PM (fVubI)

278 273 According to that calculator, I'm good for about 7 cups of coffee a day. Of course, I don't know anybody who uses eight ounce cups, do you? Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2017 10:41 PM (V+03K) The stupid coffee pots usually measure only 5 or 6 ounces for one of their alleged "cups". "12 cup coffee maker" actually means 5 real cups of coffee. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 10:44 PM (zc3Db) A real cup of coffee is 12 ounces, minimum.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 05:45 PM (0mRoj)

279 I think Teh Donald could provide one hell of a halftime show for the Stupor Bowl, just by lining up the various Obama, Clinton and Bush appointees in their hundreds, and summarily firing them.

By way of Gladiator Games.

Ratings GOLD, I tellya!
---

"So You Think You Should Keep Your Federal Appointment"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 05:46 PM (J5mC3)

280 Amon Amarth, eh? I like the name personally, but I do wonder how many people recognize the origin. (LotR. It's Mount Doom in the language of the people of Gondor.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 30, 2017 05:46 PM (dw88k)

281 If you like your ridiculous federal pension you can keep your ridiculous federal pension.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:46 PM (qgUJH)

282 Mr. Toad's Wild Ride continues apace! Suck it up and buckle up, buttercups!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 05:47 PM (nQ10o)

283 246 Finally someone mentions that Obama banned travel from Iran for six months a few years ago. But Obama's heart was pure. Posted by: Ignoramus
 
I believe the country was Iraq. And there was a significant difference in how TFG did it -- secretly by EO, with no press coverage.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 05:47 PM (xpfRn)

284 Amon Amarth, eh? I like the name personally, but I do wonder how many people recognize the origin. (LotR. It's Mount Doom in the language of the people of Gondor.) Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 30, 2017 10:46 PM (dw88k) -------- Amongst their (heavily skewing toward playing D&D) fans? Quite a few, I'd wager. Though, it's not like they are Man'o'war.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:48 PM (qgUJH)

285 Day of the Dolphin? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 10:43 PM (R+30W) Sounds reasonable. Was it with George C. Scott or someone like that? ... yeah, I could look it up on imdb but that would be cheating.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 05:48 PM (zc3Db)

286 I believe the country was Iraq. And there was a significant difference in how TFG did it -- secretly by EO, with no press coverage. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2017 10:47 PM (xpfRn) Yep. It was Carter that banned immigration from Iran.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 30, 2017 05:48 PM (GUBah)

287 Trump should hire R. Lee Ermey to do these firings. "I've seen fleas on shit with better taste and breeding! You're FIRED!!!!!1!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 05:49 PM (u8kLQ)

288 Thanks for the corrections

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 05:49 PM (bQxkN)

289 seanmdav 30/01/17 22:53 It's clear that @Evan_McMullin is a failed former bureaucrat trying to turn a failed presidential campaign into a perpetual meal ticket. man he just BLISTERS People

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 05:49 PM (y3aQB)

290 251 During WWII, the Soviets trained dogs to run under Nazi tanks. Then took them to the front and strapped explosive vests to them. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 10:40 PM (fVubI) The Russians also sent the dog Laika into orbit in 1957. She became the first living creature to orbit the Earth. But they had not yet developed a way to return a capsule from orbit. Laika was doomed the moment her rocket lifted off, regardless of whether the flight succeeded or not. It was a one-way suicide mission for Laika. Russians don't seem to care much about dogs.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 05:50 PM (sdi6R)

291 Trump said today, "Together, we will make love and tolerance prevalent throughout the world."

When I tell people about it in email, I'm going to put the beginning of what he said on the subject line.  "Together, we will make love..."

Posted by: Kevin at January 30, 2017 05:50 PM (ZFKjK)

292 Definitely depending on the subgenre. Yeah I can see "modern" metal being like that. I'm a tad more traditional though. I can do it all, but I stick with oden power. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:31 PM (aMlLZ) You're who I wanted to be when I grew up. Instead I went to law school. Bleah. Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) I was "supposed" to go to devry, I passed the tests, and was ready to go. It was either that or pursue archeology or something in astronomy. I had plans that were very different. I was a natural on guitar, started when I was 7. When I was 18 a friend who had a band lost a guitar player and needed one, he begged me to play with them because I knew most of what they were doing. The first gig I was outside having a smoke and 2 chicks walk up. I can remember the low cut tiger print skin tight shirt and the amazing melons like it was yesterday, it was the era of the jersey big hair. They asked me to party, I said with what. She pulls out a vial of cocaine. I said no thanks, not really into that. She sprinkled some right on the exposed portion of her left boob and said how about now? That was it, I leaned in and licked that shit right the fuck off of her with one long swoop, and any plans I had in life went right out the fucking window in an instant. I said oh hell yeah. There is something to this....yup...18 and I was being handed the keys to THIS??? Really?? This?? Yup, everything I was supposed to be died in a flash. True story.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 05:50 PM (aMlLZ)

293 coffee test says four 16 ounce cups instant. (ok, nine eight ounce cups, but who drinks from eight ounce cups, Elton John and Keith Olbermann?)
That's about what I do in the morning, then switch to tea or alcohol. Don't want the caffeine trembles at lunch.

and yaaay Trump for firing another snotty left-over.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 30, 2017 05:50 PM (b7fwp)

294 Cover of NY Post tomorrow: You're fired! It's too easy

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 05:51 PM (bQxkN)

295 I can't wait to hear Glenn Beck and Medved screech about these events.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 05:51 PM (nDcc3)

296 >>>man he just BLISTERS People Last week Egg McMuffin even blistered Erik Erickson Which was stunning, I suspect he & Kevin J. Williamson swap spit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 05:51 PM (voOPb)

297 Looks like I've had my max dosage of caffeine by the time I finish breakfast. *resumes drinking cup of coffee*

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2017 05:51 PM (hBig8)

298 Fuck Captain Sully. Looks like he wants to ditch America in the Hudson too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 05:51 PM (IDPbH)

299 The professional thing to do would be to privately state her objections and tender her resignation. Posted by: Insomniac --------- She's doing two things: Creating an issue. Establishing her cred. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 10:42 PM (ZO497) 1) Attention whore 2) Leader of the "Resistance."

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (D2vc1)

300 >>>What was that 70s movie about the dolphins with explosives strapped to them as living torpedoes?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 10:42 PM (zc3Db)

++++
Day of the Dolphin?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 10:43 PM (R+30W)<<<



Rape Silent, Rape Deep

Posted by: a rapey dolphin at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (Pk8DL)

301 It's clear that @Evan_McMullin is a failed former bureaucrat trying to turn a failed presidential campaign into a perpetual meal ticket. man he just BLISTERS People Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 10:49 PM (y3aQB) How can Egg McMuffin possibly defend a political appointee defying the executive? In what world do you not get fired for that?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (qgUJH)

302 by the way, note to Keith Olbermann: how's the resistance going? Are you up to 20 Ohms yet?

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (b7fwp)

303 290. Well, in fairness, we sent chimps one-way. Actually, Russians do have a soft-spot for dogs (cats, too).

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (feY3W)

304 Hey, I came up with Monday Night Massacre on the other thread.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2017 05:52 PM (n3MnG)

305 I'm not all that familiar with the name Amon Amarth, because I found Tolkien's books not-so-fun to read.

However, Amarth Amon was the name of Brian Posehn's character in his D ampersand D game podcast Nerd Poker (at earwolf.com).

That was pretty fun podcast series!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 05:53 PM (0OG8D)

306 caffeine calc says I can do 12.7 cups if iced tea per day. Now I have to drink 13

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 05:53 PM (PqqkK)

307 My one cup of coffee is 16 ounces, and I chase my BP meds with it. I'm good.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 05:53 PM (hJamr)

308 who drinks from eight ounce cups, - Robert Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 05:53 PM (Nwg0u)

309 Ham the Chimp came back from orbit. He later earned a PhD from Cornell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2017 05:53 PM (n3MnG)

310 IIRC, the Soviets gave up on the dog bomb plan when they discovered, the hard way, that the dogs didn't differentiate between German panzers and their own tanks.

#Opps! 

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (qUXci)

311 WoooHOOOOOO I got U2 tickets!!!!! But Gushie doesn't want to go to Tesla with me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (hscyr)

312 147 If the Libtards keep this up, they will have apoplexy before the end of February. Have a stroke, why don't you. Just in time for the repeal of ObamaCare! Who needs to build camps when you can rage stroke your opponents to death?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot [/b][/i][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (bmii1)

313 finally, someone who fits that corny poem: the devil whispered in his ear and said, 'you're not strong enough to withstand the storm.' and Donald Trump answered. "I am the storm." fits, doesn't it?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (8mO0Q)

314 Laika's muerta?  What the bloody hell...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (kP16F)

315 That was it, I leaned in and licked that shit right the fuck off of her with one long swoop, and any plans I had in life went right out the fucking window in an instant. I said oh hell yeah. There is something to this....yup...18 and I was being handed the keys to THIS??? Really?? This?? Yup, everything I was supposed to be died in a flash. True story. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:50 PM (aMlLZ) ------------------ \m/

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 05:54 PM (qgUJH)

316 by the way, note to Keith Olbermann: how's the resistance going? Are you up to 20 Ohms yet? Posted by: mallflower on the range Things aren't what they used to be for KO. Keith's whole life has been reduced to: 1. Ranting incoherently on Twitter 2. Dining on bargain burgers at Wendy's 3. Sleeping on Rachel Maddow's futon 4. Furiously masturbating in his dead momma's panties

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 05:55 PM (u8kLQ)

317 By the way, note to Keith Olbermann: how's the resistance going? - The bathtub is against the wall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 05:55 PM (Nwg0u)

318 Russians don't seem to care much about dogs. They should try 'em with barbecue sauce.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at January 30, 2017 05:55 PM (hBig8)

319 Yup, everything I was supposed to be died in a flash. I've said this for a while now ... if there really is a God, I can see why he made me ugly. But I have no idea why He gave me all the other shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 05:55 PM (fiGNd)

320 IIRC, the Soviets gave up on the dog bomb plan when they discovered, the hard way, that the dogs didn't differentiate between German panzers and their own tanks. Yeah, there was that.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 05:55 PM (fVubI)

321 She would have been gone in a matter of days anyway,  but now she is a part of history. She did something brave and will be known for standing up against trump and for defending the rule of law.

KosKids

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2017 05:56 PM (JO9+V)

322 meat or motion??? https://youtu.be/IpuPjFlxGHE a little Southside Johnny tune from the way back machine...

Posted by: morigu at January 30, 2017 05:56 PM (gU+/s)

323 Keith Olbermann once called in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 05:56 PM (0OG8D)

324 I don't drink coffee. Only a sippy-cup of hot chocolate in the morning.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 30, 2017 05:57 PM (ZO497)

325 WoooHOOOOOO I got U2 tickets!!!!! But Gushie doesn't want to go to Tesla with me. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hscyr) This the same U2 that put their new album on delay because they had to reassess sumpin sumpin sumpin because Trump? Yeah no thanks.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 05:57 PM (D2vc1)

326 "Southside Johnny" One of my favorites. Best bar band ever?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 05:57 PM (bQxkN)

327 on the other hand, think think how the lefties would react if Trump put any restrictions on travel from Israel...

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 30, 2017 05:58 PM (b7fwp)

328 290. Soviets built a sort of cult around their canine cosmonauts. Somewhere, back home, I've got a sheet of Laika postage stamps and a few tin postcards of her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:58 PM (feY3W)

329 PW, LOL. Keith Olbermann got turned down for a blowjob from Madonna, she thought he was "too gross."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 05:58 PM (u8kLQ)

330 "321 She would have been gone in a matter of days anyway, but now she is a part of history. She did something brave and will be known for standing up against trump andfor defending the rule of law. KosKids" Sally who?

Posted by: Tomorrow at January 30, 2017 05:58 PM (8c3sT)

331 Anybody else drink coffee with a straw?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 05:59 PM (feY3W)

332 309 Ham the Chimp came back from orbit. He later earned a PhD from Cornell. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2017 10:53 PM (n3MnG) Who didn't?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2017 05:59 PM (GX63o)

333 326; southside johnny or joe grushecky. both pretty damn good bar bands. nothin wrong with that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

334 true coffee story: during my one attempt at corporate America, i was always the first to the office, just so i wouldn't have to sit in traffic.  nice, quiet, and i could reach the people on the East coast before their lunch.

another perk was that i got to the coffee pot first. i'd make a pot of jet fuel for me and a few others, then a pot or two of brown water for everyone else.

we had outside sales staff, who we hardly ever saw, let alone in the morning, but one day, the somewhat Moromn bimbo came in, and, so she could have decaf, dumped my pot out...

from then on, every day i made my coffee, then brown water, and another batch of brown water in the decaf pot...

she never noticed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 05:59 PM (qUXci)

335 Keith Olbermann was dumped by his imaginary girlfriend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:00 PM (u8kLQ)

336 Keith Olbermann once got knocked out cold by the waitress at Friendly's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:01 PM (u8kLQ)

337 " southside johnny or joe grushecky." Junior's Bar!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 06:01 PM (bQxkN)

338 I consume one pot of coffee per day, pretty consistently. And I have on hand usually around 30 to 50 pounds of the stuff, canned and whole bean, in case TSHTF. I plan on being awake for the apocalypse.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at January 30, 2017 06:01 PM (xpfRn)

339 "IIRC, the Soviets gave up on the dog bomb plan when they discovered, the hard way, that the dogs didn't differentiate between German panzers and their own tanks." Another WWII classic: Project X-Ray. http://tinyurl.com/htksmv4 "We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (noWW6)

340 "because I found Tolkien's books not-so-fun to read." Hmm. The Hobbit and LOTR were the first big books I ever read which were not assigned to me in an English class (in other words, nobody made me read them... but my Dad told me I would love it). Tolkien created something astounding, and the poetry that he incorporated into the tale only added to the profound gift he gave us. I've lost count of how many times I've read his books, and I am reminded that I am due to revisit Middle-earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (iJGwO)

341 On Drudge: James Cameron predicts "civilization doomed" -- his latest movies primarily to blame.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (fVubI)

342 337; joe could kick sprigsteens ass all night.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (KP5rU)

343 Keith Olbermann's rubber bathtub ducky is the Alpha in that relationship. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (v5iqM)

344 325 they had to reassess sumpin sumpin sumpin because Trump? Yeah no thanks. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 10:57 PM (D2vc1) If I boycotted everything produced by or associated with all the barking moonbats in the world, I would have no enjoyment whatsoever in life. So fuck it, I go enjoy my favorite stuff like U2 and Disneyland

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (hscyr)

345 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:50 PM (aMlLZ) If that isn't metal, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:02 PM (0mRoj)

346 331 Anybody else drink coffee with a straw? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine ---------------- I used to "drink" the white coffee through a straw, but that was years ago.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 06:03 PM (3+cYV)

347 Mattis, who stood next to Trump during Friday's signing ceremony, is said to be particularly incensed.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 06:03 PM (jHFYS)

348 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:54 PM (qgUJH) Is that you, Robert?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at January 30, 2017 06:03 PM (kqtMD)

349 Jim, LOL. Keith Olbermann was knifed and raped by his inflatable "real girl" doll.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:03 PM (u8kLQ)

350 >>>Ham the Chimp came back from orbit. He later earned a PhD from Cornell.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2017 10:53 PM (n3MnG)

Who didn't?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2017 10:59 PM (GX63o)<<<



Bathtub Boy (Olbermann) graduated from Cornell... the Ag School.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at January 30, 2017 06:03 PM (Pk8DL)

351 just as with phlegm, I'm glad I brought up Keith Olbermann, who's a twat. And now it's too cold to go to sleep but I must.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (b7fwp)

352 335 Keith Olbermann was dumped by his imaginary girlfriend. -- she got tired of faking her orgasms

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (PqqkK)

353 God, I've had such a dull life.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

354 Keith Olbermann was once bitchslapped by Richard Simmons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (u8kLQ)

355 311 WoooHOOOOOO I got U2 tickets!!!!! But Gushie doesn't want to go to Tesla with me. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hscyr) Odds on it becoming an SJW Trump bashfest?

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (cAnNx)

356 141 BREAKING: President Trump dismisses Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Daniel Ragsdale Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 10:16 PM (y3aQB) ------------------ BURN. IT. DOWN. DRAIN. THE. SWAMP. Fuck it. Let's do this. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 10:19 PM (qgU So much deliciousness! And new servings every day!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (nQ10o)

357 Best coffee I ever had was in Boston. Some crappy joint called Hyde Park Cafe, which was really a hole-in-the-wall bar. I waa freezing - we'd had a noreaster blow in, with an ice storm and thunderflurries. Then, it got cold. Walked endless blocks to the house but had to stop. I was dressed like an extra from Dr. Zhivago, but it wasn't enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 06:04 PM (feY3W)

358 Oh, is the start of something here, Steve?

Keith Olbermann likes to act tough at a bar by ordering his mai tai "without that fruity little umbrella".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (0OG8D)

359 311 WoooHOOOOOO I got U2 tickets!!!!! But Gushie doesn't want to go to Tesla with me. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 10:54 PM (hscyr) Odds on it becoming an SJW Trump

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (cAnNx)

360 buzzsaw, LOL. Keith Olbermann went three weeks wondering what was wrong with his laptop. He took it into the shop and found out it was an Etch-A-Sketch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (u8kLQ)

361 Dumb browser froze and double post.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (cAnNx)

362 Cold cuts are the meat you eat when you can't afford real meat.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (P8951)

363 "we had outside sales staff, who we hardly ever saw, let alone in the morning, but one day, the somewhat Moromn bimbo came in, and, so she could have decaf, dumped my pot out..." Art imitates life. http://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (noWW6)

364 "She did something brave and will be known for standing up against trump and for defending the rule of law" Yeah, no. She wanted to keep her job but didn't have the guts to resign on principle. She was specifically rejecting the Rule of Law. Bonus: she was endangering American citizens and subverting the Constitution. So history won't remember her well if at all. But they're KosKids and they've been missing their naps since at least last November.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (1CroS)

365 Mattis, who stood next to Trump during Friday's signing ceremony, is said to be particularly incensed.
---
over what?

oh, wait, Bill Wynn... never mind

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 06:05 PM (qUXci)

366 True story. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 10:50 PM (aMlLZ Reminds me of a friend growing up who learned how to play every metal song by hearing and teaching himself. Taught himself Metallica. He could play anything but his parents would not allow him to play in a band. Lost contact with him after graduation.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (j8aRL)

367 A senior US official said Mattis, along with Joint Chiefs Chairman Joseph Dunford, was aware of the general concept of Trump's order but not the details.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (jHFYS)

368 355 Odds on it becoming an SJW Trump bashfest? Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 11:04 PM That's when i hit the head, and then the bar to refill my kidneys. Just like when they used to bash HW.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (hscyr)

369 Tolkien created something astounding, and the poetry that he incorporated into the tale only added to the profound gift he gave us. --- It had a depth of history that i'd not experienced before in fiction. He gave pieces and snippets as the story unfurled, left me wanting more. Then I devoured the appendices.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (PqqkK)

370 344 325 they had to reassess sumpin sumpin sumpin because Trump? Yeah no thanks. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 10:57 PM (D2vc1) If I boycotted everything produced by or associated with all the barking moonbats in the world, I would have no enjoyment whatsoever in life. So fuck it, I go enjoy my favorite stuff like U2 and Disneyland Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:02 PM (hscyr) Life is too short not to enjoy what you want to. Lying on your death bed one is never heard to say, I wish I worked more, I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (voOPb)

371 PW, let's be starting something ;-) Keith Olbermann once got roofied by Lena Dunham, just to make him shut up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:06 PM (u8kLQ)

372 Think about it, its only day one of week 2!!! And tomorrow is SCOTUS announcement day. Surreal.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2017 06:07 PM (+lv+r)

373 357. Cont'd. I go in, numb and aching feom thw cold. Barkeep grabs a mug, pours coffee without even being asked, shoves it my way. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours three good glugs into the joe. 'On the house.' And he went back to chain-smoking amd watching the tv.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 06:07 PM (feY3W)

374 A lot of people here don't get U2. Stealth Christian rock band. They love America and believe we're exceptional. Great live act. The other guys in the band also think Bono is a wanker.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 06:07 PM (bQxkN)

375 141 BREAKING: President Trump dismisses Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Daniel Ragsdale Was Ragsdale the the shit-stirrer that called Soros?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 06:08 PM (8mO0Q)

376 Cold cuts are the meat you eat when you can't afford real meat. Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&∧ so there at January 30, 2017 11:05 PM (P8951) I wish Bologna and bread weren't bad for you because I could live on just bologna sandwiches and tomato soup.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:08 PM (IDPbH)

377 Keith Olbermann was knifed and raped by his inflatable "real girl" doll. --- Keith Olbermann has to ask pajama boy for permission to pee...sitting down.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:08 PM (PqqkK)

378 Cold cuts are the meat you eat when you can't afford real meat. Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&∧ so there at January 30, 2017 11:05 PM (P8951) Real meat can bite me. There is little in life better than extra-lean corned beef. And hard salamis hanging in the kitchen are like food of the gods. Yeah .. yeah with the hard salami jokes ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 06:08 PM (zc3Db)

379 AA meetings make the best coffee. This is no secret.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 06:08 PM (j8aRL)

380 Mattis, who stood next to Trump during Friday's signing ceremony, is said to be particularly incensed. --- over what? oh, wait, Bill Wynn... never mind Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 11:05 PM (qUXci) My guess is the general wanted more lamentations from wymyns, and there were not enough crows dispatched to peck out the eyes of the fallen enemy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (iJGwO)

381 Tillerson has told the president's political advisers that he was baffled over not being consulted on the substance of the order. Sorry, but this isn't the definition of "winning".

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (jHFYS)

382 I AM THE LAW! -Judge Yates YEAH, NO. -LeTOOPWEASEL

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

383 303 290. Well, in fairness, we sent chimps one-way. Actually, Russians do have a soft-spot for dogs (cats, too). Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 10:52 PM (feY3W) OK, yes, I know that Russians like dogs and cats. I guess what I should have said was that the inhuman Communist machine regarded them as disposable propaganda chips, and treated human beings the same way. But pretty much every animal sent into space was intended to be recovered. I mean, that was the whole point, to see what the effects of spaceflight would be. Some flights failed and the animals were lost. There were a couple of cases where the flights were successful, but the capsule sank in the ocean before it could be recovered. But they were not intentional one-way missions. Laika was purely a propaganda stunt, and she was launched knowing there was no way to recover her.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

384 I'm just now learning to play the guitar and am three weeks into it. My hands cramped watching the video. Damn, that was awesome though. Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 10:37 PM (hJamr) Little advice. You need a few hours a day, and you need to get over the 6 month hump. Right now you need to build finger strength and muscle memory more than actually remembering songs. Muscle memory exists, when you forget with the mind the hands will remember. Put in at least 1-2 hours a day minimum and in 6 months it will start falling in place really quick. The less time you spend with it each day the longer it takes, and the 6 month thing may stretch out and become a year or 2. You might improve a wee bit every day, but the real progress is measured in blocks of months. I played 5 hours a day for 20 years so you're not getting sympathy from me. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (aMlLZ)

385 Odds on it becoming an SJW Trump bashfest?
---
sucker bet: the benefit concert we went to at The Roxy last week was one long whining drone... and all 3 opening groups sucked.

the main act was pretty cool, but we couldn't stay for the part where they were going to play the entire "Goatshead Soup" song list in order...

i would have loved to see "Star-Star" played live.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (qUXci)

386 Keith Olbermann once mistakenly ejected himself from a baseball game, because he thought he'd been invited to "throw out the first bitch".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:09 PM (0OG8D)

387 buzzsaw, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:10 PM (u8kLQ)

388 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 11:07 PM (bQxkN) Ronald Reagan could be their hero. I'm just not a fan of their music.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:10 PM (IDPbH)

389 >>A lot of people here don't get U2. What's to get? Music for beta males and homos.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:10 PM (OhOyF)

390 qdpsteve: "Keith Olbermann got turned down for a blowjob from Madonna, she thought he was 'too gross.'" To be fair, KO's vagina was grateful because she thought Madonna was too gross. I may or may not denounce myself for that one. I'm sorta undecided here.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (1CroS)

391 Tolkien created something astounding, and the poetry that he incorporated into the tale only added to the profound gift he gave us. There's a great quote from Tolkien about how he viewed his creative work as the equivalent of a little kid imitating his father's shaving.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (fVubI)

392 hey you guys! Bill Wynn is back! *Settles down, waits for more wise words*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (iJGwO)

393 Tell us again, Bill Wynn, how it was going to be an early night for Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

394 "Do you have no shame, sir?" "Do you, sir, have no shame?" "Sir! Do you have no shame?" "Sir? Do you have no shame?"

Posted by: Keith Olbermann, standing in front of a mirror and doing his best DeNiro at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (8c3sT)

395 311 WoooHOOOOOO I got U2 tickets!!!!! But Gushie doesn't want to go to Tesla with me. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy --$------------- I saw U2 in '88 (Dec 28, i believe. At Hampton Colesium) - probably the best concert I've ever been to. I didn't even like U2. Actually, hated them. But, I was young & it was a party. Turned out that I knew every song, and stood on my chair the entire show, singing along with with everyone else on the floor. We couldn't even hear Bono. (The mushrooms may have had something to do with it)

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (3+cYV)

396 "Let's go for it! Let's do the whole fucking village!" -- Donald J. Trump, on being shown a DoJ org chart.

Posted by: Pepe Le Mooko at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (CASVy)

397 Life is too short not to enjoy what you want to. Lying on your death bed one is never heard to say, I wish I worked more, I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 11:06 PM (voOPb) Maybe it's just me, but I enjoy actively not giving my money to Prog scum. You'd be surprised how there still is to do out there without them. Those concerts are ridiculously overpriced anyways. Unless they provide you with a gram of coke and a BJ, no band is that good.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (D2vc1)

398 These insubordinate Obama hacks probably think that Trump is a pushover like Bush and would back down to their "courageous stands" The air traffic controllers didn't think Reagan would actually fire them either

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (Ya7zs)

399 376 nothing like fried bologna sammiches and a coke.

Posted by: morigu at January 30, 2017 06:11 PM (gU+/s)

400 Republicans firing people used to be Outrageous Outrage fodder for the Left. So cruel and heartless. Really stirred up the working class for the Democrats.

Meanwhile exactly 100% of America knows that IT'S THIS GUY'S CATCHPHRASE.

It's like trying to get America riled up at President Costello running from a mummy. Oh man, God still loves this country.

Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (EdXI9)

401 AnonymousDrivel, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (u8kLQ)

402 Fun fact: "Bill Wynn" is Keith Olbermann's "safe word".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (0OG8D)

403 Love how the coffee calculator listed the lethal amount as well. I think mine could float an Iowa class battleship. Since retirement I now drink coffee because I like the taste. (I'm from Rhode Island and coffee consumption is part of the state constitution.) Compared to the mass quantities I used to consume working 80 to 100 hour weeks, I hardly drink any.

Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (V+03K)

404 374 A lot of people here don't get U2. They love America and believe we're exceptional. Great live act. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 11:07 PM I've never been to a bad show, and I've been to a few. Plus Stuart Adamson was a huge early influence, and I was really chuffed when a poster of Stuart was on the wall of Bono's virtual teenage bedroom in the stage show on the last tour.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (hscyr)

405 Be well all. Damn early meeting tomorrow. Off to find some sustenance and then to a nap.

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 06:12 PM (o/90i)

406 383. This waa the regime that sent men into battle with no weapons, deported hundreds of thousands to gulag, and starved and shot millions of others. There was no limit to their callousness ans cruelty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 06:13 PM (feY3W)

407 Popcorn goes with winning. just sayin.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 30, 2017 06:13 PM (hMqvx)

408 bebe's, OMG. Stuart Adamson. Lead singer of Big Country. What a guy! Too bad he had the problems he did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:13 PM (u8kLQ)

409 Tillerson has told the president's political advisers that he was baffled over not being consulted on the substance of the order. Sorry, but this isn't the definition of "winning". Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:09 PM (jHFYS) Until Tillerson is in charge, you and he both can just STFU.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (D2vc1)

410 Sorry, but this isn't the definition of "winning". Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:09 PM (jHFYS) Wynning!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

411 I wonder if you can stay alive on a diet of nothing but coffee and media hysteria.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (iMxBJ)

412 #407: And Keith Olbermann goes with "winning" like popcorn goes with bathwater.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (0OG8D)

413 French WWII resistance fighter: Rip out my fingernails! I'll never talk! Olberman: I'll never stop talking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (Nwg0u)

414 Is this what napalm in the morning smells like?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (PqqkK)

415 Keith Olbermann is the male Lena Dunham.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:14 PM (u8kLQ)

416 ThePrimordialOrderedPair: "Yeah .. yeah with the hard salami jokes ..." You know when you tee them up that easily, no one's going to bite. It's like stealing a kid's lollipop.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (1CroS)

417 Turned out that I knew every song, and stood on my chair the entire show, singing along with with everyone else on the floor. We couldn't even hear Bono. (The mushrooms may have had something to do with it) Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 11:11 PM (3+cYV) Are you sure you actually knew every song? And that also the mushrooms didn't have something to do with that too?

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (cAnNx)

418 PW and AW, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (u8kLQ)

419 A lot of people here don't get U2. What's to get? Music for beta males and homos. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 11:10 PM (OhOyF) LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (D2vc1)

420 I wouldn't have brought Sessions or Tillerson into the loop. Less exposure in ongoing hearings

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (bQxkN)

421 Breitbart. http://preview.tinyurl.com/h3ksuz3 ------------------------------------- oh, wait, Bill Wynn... never mind Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 11:05 PM I was curious and looked it up, but wasn't going to post anything about it. an AP story (now it makes sense) dated 30Jan2017 Breitbart repeating an AP story. "Trump faces blowback from Cabinet" Also vaguely references diplomats who signed an internal memo voicing opposition to Trump (Ya gotta read this stuff carefully; don't just skim it.)

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 06:15 PM (aij0X)

422 Tillerson has told the president's political advisers that he was baffled over not being consulted on the substance of the order. Sorry, but this isn't the definition of "winning". Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:09 PM (jHFYS) ====== You may not have gotten the memo. Sit down. Now.....we didn't run Charlie Sheen. No matter what CNN and MessNBC claimed.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at January 30, 2017 06:16 PM (R3Jti)

423 According to the calculator, Keith Olbermann may safely drink -2 cups of coffee

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:16 PM (PqqkK)

424 God I love Bill Wynn, if for no other reason, he plays his Moby role with gusto.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:16 PM (nDcc3)

425 Keith Olbermann is the male Lena Dunham. Are we sure he's male?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

426 Awwww. I post for the first time in 7 years and get willowed. 516, 518. And I was so proud of myself of being witty. Stupid work getting in the way of posting.

Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 06:16 PM (CJEBK)

427 Keith Olbermann doesn't know the meaning of "hard salami". That's why Laura Ingraham dumped his ass.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (0OG8D)

428 OT- Miles Davis plays pimp on Miami Vice.

Posted by: gNewt at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (Sc+fF)

429 Life is too short not to enjoy what you want to. Lying on your death bed one is never heard to say, I wish I worked more, I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 11:06 PM (voOPb) I fear that when I close my eyes for the last time my only companion will be regret.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (0mRoj)

430 376 nothing like fried bologna sammiches and a coke. --- you should also drink something to wash that down.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (PqqkK)

431 The good news is that it will be nearly impossible for me to overdose on coffee. Even at the peak of my lifetime coffee consumption I have got to within more than a gallon of my limit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (nBr1j)

432 Also vaguely references diplomats who signed an internal memo voicing opposition to Trump Who cares? Fire them all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (fVubI)

433 395 Turned out that I knew every song, and stood on my chair the entire show, singing along with with everyone else on the floor. We couldn't even hear Bono. (The mushrooms may have had something to do with it) Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 11:11 PM (3+cYV) Heh, I drank a bottle of merlot during a Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers show at the Hollywood Bowl. J's buddy had a close connection and we had 2 boxes where the band could see us "having fun". They had a good fucking laugh when we rushed the pit during the encores. Good times.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (hscyr)

434 374 A lot of people here don't get U2. They love America and believe we're exceptional. Great live act. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 11:07 PM Oh I get them. I still don't like them. Same with country music. Can't stand it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (cAnNx)

435 I have too much blood in my coffeestream. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (v5iqM)

436 >>A lot of people here don't get U2. I got it!

Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at January 30, 2017 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

437 415 Keith Olbermann is the male Lena Dunham. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:14 PM (u8kLQ) Without the nudity.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (0mRoj)

438 Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 11:16 PM (CJEBK) Stick around and keep trying!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (kqtMD)

439 Mr. Peebles, good question! PW, LOL. Laura had to tell KO his self-pleasuring dildo was a hard salami.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (u8kLQ)

440 Two terminations in one night. Whew boy! All the network pajama boys are gonna be beside themselves tomorrow AM. So... this Trump guy y'all elected. I admit, I wasn't a fan... but he's growing on me pretty fast. Come on, Trump. Make it a trifecta for Monday night. Hell, might as well just mass fire everyone who currently serves, "at the pleasure of" and rip the band aid off. Heh. Maybe a bunch of completely empty agencies will light a fire under Congresses ass a bit on confirmations. If not... I don't see how having several agencies full of empty offices and former fucksticks un the unemployment line is anything but a positive.

Posted by: Damiano at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (71OEY)

441
Steve Wynn: Casino Mogul and soon to be RNC Financial Chairman

Bill Wynn: his Mama's Shame and AoSHQ butt boy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (ODxAs)

442 I was an early fan of U2, buying their first album as an import in 1980, so I still have a soft spot for them. One of the best shows I ever saw was U2 at the old Capitol Theater in Passaic, NJ in 1983. Bono was always a wanker, but he was sincere. He meant well. Still, I've never seen a band go so far with so little raw talent.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2017 06:18 PM (8HGb7)

443 429; the only things i'll regret is the shit i didn't do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

444 Tolkien created something astounding, and the poetry that he incorporated into the tale only added to the profound gift he gave us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 30, 2017 11:02 PM (iJGwO)

++++

I always skip most of the poetry.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (R+30W)

445 Insomniac, the UN forbids KO to take his clothes off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (u8kLQ)

446 I've just read TFG rejects Trump's immigration EO, backs encourages incites protests riots...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (kP16F)

447 379. I know this, Pepe....wink. i started drinking coffee there. many years ago....nudge nudge.

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (8mO0Q)

448 443 429; the only things i'll regret is the shit i didn't do. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU) That's a large part of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

449 Mattis, who stood next to Trump during Friday's signing ceremony, is said to be particularly incensed. A senior US official said Mattis,along with Joint Chiefs Chairman Joseph Dunford, was aware of the general concept of Trump's order but not the details. Tillerson has told the president's political advisers that he was baffled over not being consulted on the substance of the order. Sane people really miss Romney now.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (jHFYS)

450 Art imitates life.

http://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19
---
i member that one... i had a Dilbert day by day calendar on my desk the whole time i w*rked there:

it wasn't a matter of *if* that day's cartoon would come true, but simply a matter of when.

hence the ongoing popularity of the strip.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 06:19 PM (qUXci)

451 My newest bad driver video is on YouTube.  Got a few good ones this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJP4lyTk1g

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (w+Jhj)

452 313 finally, someone who fits that corny poem: the devil whispered in his ear and said, 'you're not strong enough to withstand the storm.' and Donald Trump answered. "I am the storm." fits, doesn't it? Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 10:54 PM (8mO0Q) It fits perfectly.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (nQ10o)

453 I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert.

AC/DC, "For Those About to Rock" tour.  Cute girl next to me "rests" her head on my shoulder.  Stuck sitting there for the entire show, and she was "resting" because she had a fever.

Spend the next four days sick in bed.

I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (IcT7t)

454 Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 11:16 PM (CJEBK) I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE NO MATH ON THIS BLOG!!11!!!111!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (D2vc1)

455 Anybody think Trump feels the need to "lash out" at protesters or that his White House "feels besieged" over this refugee "crisis?" 'Cause that's how Yahoo's "reporter" thinks and writes.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (U6f54)

456 The air traffic controllers didn't think Reagan would actually fire them either
Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2017 11:11 PM (Ya7zs)


I have a nasty little fantasy about a nationwide teachers strike . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (kQpwt)

457 Janet Reno is too much woman for Keith Olbermann

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:20 PM (PqqkK)

458 Today's follies with Ace's no-good Ikea drill was the first time I saw a day thread hit 1000.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (VdICR)

459 381 Tillerson has told the president's political advisers that he was baffled over not being consulted on the substance of the order. Sorry, but this isn't the definition of "winning". Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:09 PM (jHFYS) Tillerson hasn't even been confirmed yet, and there's a greater than zero % chance he won't be confirmed, so why would he be told anything?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (E/ibL)

460 419 A lot of people here don't get U2. What's to get? Music for beta males and homos. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 11:10 PM LMAO. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1) Am I a beta male? Or a homo? Both?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (hscyr)

461 Keith Olbermann likes to wear underwear with a dickhole in it, but it's just for appearances because he pees sitting down.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (0OG8D)

462 "What's to get? Music for beta males and homos." All righty then

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (bQxkN)

463 This trump is a wrecking ball with a healthy middle finger. Damn, I still can't process how he's soooo not fucking around.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (aMlLZ)

464 I looked at the ONT content now. I feel somewhat old. Either that or marketing is an incredible thing. The meat photo- all the Oscar Meyer packages, that yellow/orange plastic backing. I remember those from my youth.

Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (CJEBK)

465 Hey Bill, you lost, you big dummy.

In fact, I looked up loser in the dictionary, and instead of a picture of you, it said, "We would have put a picture of Bill Wynn here but he's just too much of a loser. Sad!"

Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2017 06:21 PM (EdXI9)

466 buzzsaw, another LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (u8kLQ)

467 Please pay attention to me. I've got no friends since my dog died.

Posted by: Will Bynn at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

468 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) ====== *golf clap* for socky persistence.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (R3Jti)

469 Keith Olbermann? Never heard of him.



Jumanji.

Posted by: Craig Kilborn, another failed E!SPN alum at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (Pk8DL)

470 448; my list is getting shorter though. i will drive a ferrari before i leave this big blue glob. it will be worth every penny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (KP5rU)

471 Am I a beta male? Or a homo? Both? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr) I'm guessing with boobs of great destruction that's a big hell no.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (aMlLZ)

472 >>>Still, I've never seen a band go so far with so little raw talent. I nominate Springsprung of NJ And that Willy Vanilly come to mind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (voOPb)

473 PW, LOL. KO buys his undies in bulk from Victoria's Secret.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:22 PM (u8kLQ)

474 For many people, coffee is just a hot beverage. For me, it is life support. There is no option.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 06:23 PM (ZO497)

475 the only things i'll regret is the shit i didn't do. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU) Which, at the rate I'm going, will be quite a bit.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:23 PM (D2vc1)

476 Good night, all. I wrote it on the last thread, but it got willowed. (Regarding DJT) We can't spare this man. He fights. And yes, that's a paraphrase from Lincoln about Grant.

Posted by: iwuzhere at January 30, 2017 06:23 PM (GRNzr)

477 Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) we don't care you clown fuck

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 30, 2017 06:23 PM (y3aQB)

478 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) *raises Spock eyebrow*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2017 06:23 PM (EZebt)

479 >>Am I a beta male? Or a homo? Both? Look, I like beta male / homo music too. Just, good beta male / homo music. What irks me the most is that The Edge is an awful excuse for a guitarist. Truly awful.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (OhOyF)

480 454 Well. We lied. Although it was bad when I had to take my shoes off to count.

Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (CJEBK)

481 This Trump guy... this guy is serious. I'm a little afraid.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (1CroS)

482 Keith Olbermann asked for cream and sugar in his coffee enema.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (u8kLQ)

483 Love the Shirelles.  Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Nonetheless, no matter the question at hand or the crisis brewing, tea is the answer.  Have a cuppa.

Posted by: Locke Common at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (3qOVv)

484 424 God I love Bill Wynn, if for no other reason, he plays his Moby role with gusto. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 11:16 PM (nDcc3) LOL!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (nQ10o)

485 Yeah, I'm trying to impress that on my daughter, Berserker. I don't expect to be really any good. I'm just doing it for fun. My kiddo has a chance. I told her just the other day that learning the songs is fun, but the real work and getting good comes from learning those strings one at a time and practice, practice, practice then practice some more.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (hJamr)

486 Am I a beta male? Or a homo? Both? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr) I think you should show us your tits again and let us decide.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:24 PM (D2vc1)

487 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) Yeah, he knew how to take a punch without fighting back. Very big on turning the other cheek.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)

488 I love U2 and don't care who knows it. ...Now let me see, where did I leave those tights?!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:25 PM (u8kLQ)

489 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:13 PM (u8kLQ) Hey Steve, My husband won big in Vegas this weekend, blackjack. He was happy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:25 PM (8cEQL)

490 470 448; my list is getting shorter though. i will drive a ferrari before i leave this big blue glob. it will be worth every penny. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 11:22 PM (KP5rU) Go for it. Among many many MANY things, I wish I hadn't wasted so much time with my nose to the grindstone and took time for the things I enjoyed doing. Keep your head down, work hard, that's the way. Bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:25 PM (0mRoj)

491 btw, a senior US official whispered to me a small secret - that a BW likes early Tuesday nights because of voluntary fellatio of ppl with XY sex chromosomes, .

Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2017 06:26 PM (E/ibL)

492 >> I love U2 and don't care who knows it. Pretty sure there's a copy of War in the pile, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:26 PM (OhOyF)

493 Best coffee I ever had was on an old C-141 flying from the east coast out to California years ago. I was an army guy catching a ride. Made on a hot plate with an old drip pot. The flight engineer made it. Delicious!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2017 06:26 PM (0tfLf)

494 >>>>Sane people really miss Romney now. How the fuck can you miss something you never had?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:26 PM (voOPb)

495 Hey Bill Wynn, I am with you.

I miss Romney as well. I'm not used to winning politically, I want that old comfortable feeling of bending over to the GOPe and saying "please sir can I have another shitty candidate I'll end up voting for?"

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:26 PM (nDcc3)

496 >>> 446 I've just read TFG rejects Trump's immigration EO, backs encourages incites protests riots... ..... Inciting riots. Hmmm... Isn't that illegal? Hmmm... that whole Constitutional thing about elected officials being exempt from arrest.... that doesn't apply to retirees, does it? Heck, Trump can sit this one out. Send the local sheriff of wherever the hell Former Prez. Four Put is golfing over, slap the cuffs on, and frog march his worthless ass over to the clink. Seeing that on TV would make my lifetime.

Posted by: Damiano at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (71OEY)

497 CaliGirl, fantastic! Congrats. Today I had a good day too at Hawaiian Gardens Casino. I walked in with $12, sat down at the blackjack table and ran it up to $40. Then I sat down at the $40 no-limit hold'em table and ran that up to $150. Decided to leave and enjoy the win before giving it all back. (which, yes, I have done before).

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (u8kLQ)

498 What irks me the most is that The Edge is an awful excuse for a guitarist. Truly awful. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 11:24 PM (OhOyF) What kind of dumbfuck calls himself The Edge? Gah people.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (D2vc1)

499 486 I think you should show us your tits again and let us decide. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 11:24 PM (D2vc1) For being a dick and pissing on my wheaties, instead of just being meh not my thing, everybody is on boobeh timeout. You're welcome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (hscyr)

500 Am I a beta male? Or a homo? Both?

You're the sweetest little thing to ever put on a pair of Louboutins.

Did I spell that right?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (IcT7t)

501 One of the best concerts I ever saw was U2 at Wembley Stadium in 93. They put on a great show but yes, they are douchebags. Wembley Stadum is a pretty impressive venue, FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (pY+s4)

502 Are you sure you actually knew every song? And that also the mushrooms didn't have something to do with that too? Posted by: buzzion -------------- Yeah. I remember every little bit of that night. Down to the most minute detail. - Even though I ate 1/4 ounce of mushrooms by myself! Horribly bad trip the entire time the opening act played (Bodeans, who sound like The Chipmunks imitating Bob Dylan), then the lights came on, and I was "free" ... Best show ever after that. Including my first concert, Rush in '83 or maybe '84? Wasn't a fan of them either, but Geddy t o re the house down, and that laser show blew everyone away.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (3+cYV)

503 490; so right. worked my ass off for the best years of my life. it's my fuckin turn now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

504 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 11:22 PM (KP5rU)

Hit Vegas, you can do it there. Had a buddy who did it, he had a blast.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:27 PM (nDcc3)

505 garrett, I'm good. I already have the 2-CD special edition of War. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (u8kLQ)

506 Sane people really miss Romney now. ------------------------------------ He's been dead for a quarter century. Move on already.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (OmhcY)

507 Misanthropic Humanitarian: "How the fuck can you miss something you never had?" Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (1CroS)

508 For being a dick and pissing on my wheaties, instead of just being meh not my thing, everybody is on boobeh timeout. You're welcome.

Damnit!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (IcT7t)

509 I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)


. . . I went to a Manhattan Transfer concert once.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (kQpwt)

510 >>>Sane people really miss Romney now.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS)<<<



This guy's more full of shit than my car carrier.

Posted by: Seamus Romney at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (Pk8DL)

511 Yeah, I'm trying to impress that on my daughter, Berserker. I don't expect to be really any good. I'm just doing it for fun. My kiddo has a chance. I told her just the other day that learning the songs is fun, but the real work and getting good comes from learning those strings one at a time and practice, practice, practice then practice some more. Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2017 11:24 PM I'm coming at it from the other direction... HAVE to learn the fucking songs at the same time as practice.

Posted by: otho at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (lmIoG)

512 BAHAHA Yates got shitcanned. That was FAST!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (6FqZa)

513 Holy crap Bill Wynn tricked you guys into bashing Romney.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (IDPbH)

514 I love U2 and don't care who knows it. ...Now let me see, where did I leave those tights?!... --- WORD

Posted by: Keith O at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (PqqkK)

515 Country Boy, re "The Edge": Hey, it was the 1980s. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:28 PM (u8kLQ)

516 What kind of dumbfuck calls himself The Edge? Gah people. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (D2vc1) The only good The Edge was that movie with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin, written by David Mamet. Spoiler alert - Alec Baldwin dies after falling into a deadfall.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2017 06:29 PM (E/ibL)

517 487 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) Yeah, he knew how to take a punch without fighting back. Very big on turning the other cheek. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 11:25 PM (Nwg0u You misspelled spreading.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 30, 2017 06:29 PM (j8aRL)

518 450 Art imitates life. http://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19 Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (qUXci) Oh, that reminds me. I saw this Scott Adams post earlier today: http://blog.dilbert.com/post/156540315831/be-careful-what-you-wish-for-especially-if-it-is It seems that people who are worried that Trump is Hitler are actually making it more likely that Trump will *be* Hitler.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

519 For being a dick and pissing on my wheaties, instead of just being meh not my thing, everybody is on boobeh timeout. You're welcome. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr) Hey! What the hell did I do?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:29 PM (0mRoj)

520 474 For many people, coffee is just a hot beverage. For me, it is life support. There is no option. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 11:23 PM (ZO497) Slides Hammer my banged up Stanley thermos full of hot coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:29 PM (voOPb)

521 500 Did I spell that right? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 11:27 Close enough. Just remember they are the ones with the red soles.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:30 PM (hscyr)

522 I love coffee but can't drink it anymore. I've become too sensitive to the caffeine. I get energy... along with headaches, jitters, itchiness, what feels like fibromyalgia in my upper half, and increased back pain/sensitivity. The last time I had a freakin' Frappucino, I ended up hurting my back and having to spend three days in a recliner recovering. That was right at the time that Prince died last year. Since I've avoided any coffee at all, and my back has behaved much better. I'm going ahead and making the connection.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:31 PM (u8kLQ)

523 >>>What kind of dumbfuck calls himself The Edge? Gah people.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (D2vc1)<<<



Well, it sure does roll off the tongue easier.

Posted by: The Precipice at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (Pk8DL)

524 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (u8kLQ) That's great. He won Friday night and I bet him he would give it back. He didn't. He said he ended up in the high roller room playing the dealer alone until 4 in the morning. He counted his money at the table and stopped. I thought you aren't supposed to count your money at the table?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (8cEQL)

525 The Edge uses a lot of effects and he's upfront about it. Your average bar band guitarist could run rings around him.
Springsteen is a tougher one to judge. He's not that good a musician or singer, but he's  competent enough. Where he shines is as a songwriter and live performer.
But liberals think he's a god because he agrees with them.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (8HGb7)

526 508 Damnit! Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 11:28 PM (IcT7t) Oh come on, you've got all that shit bookmarked. You're not going to have deprivation issues.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (hscyr)

527 504; this spring. it's right next to the racetrack. son and i will go to the nhra show, then i drive. you can hear them all day. sounds like they are having a ball.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (KP5rU)

528 Bill Wynn, Mary Cloggenstein's bastard love child with Dick Cavett.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2017 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

529 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:32 PM (8cEQL)

Fuck the rules. If you've made it to the high roller room and you know damn well you ain't supposed to be there?

Count your shit and get out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (nDcc3)

530 It seems that people who are worried that Trump is Hitler are actually making it more likely that Trump will *be* Hitler. *** I find this terminology to be deeply flawed. I think that if the Left continues their current unhinged "mostly peaceful" actions they will turn Trump into Coolidge. If they continue ramping up the violence though, they will likely find that they will turn him into an Alexios Komnenos. The latter found himself the leader of a Byzantium greatly weakened by Europeans, Muslims, and internal treachery. With no choice but to fight or to die, he rebuilt the Roman Empire and allowed it to survive another 300 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (aZq03)

531 Oh come on, you've got all that shit bookmarked. You're not going to have deprivation issues.

Well, no.  Dehydration issues, maybe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (IcT7t)

532 Country Bob scares away women in real life too, I'm sure

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (bQxkN)

533 What irks me the most is that The Edge is an awful excuse for a guitarist. Truly awful. Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 11:24 PM (OhOyF) He might suck as a technical guitarist but he does make a nice, and pretty unique, sound. It's enjoyable to listen to - well, I like listening to it - no matter how simply it might be made.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (zc3Db)

534 CaliGirl, LOL. I admit I'm obsessive about counting my money at the poker table. I want to know how much money I still have left, every minute. I do the same at the blackjack table.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (u8kLQ)

535 Springsteen is a serviceable rythm guitarist. He's no bob weir, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (OhOyF)

536 For being a dick and pissing on my wheaties, instead of just being meh not my thing, everybody is on boobeh timeout. You're welcome. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr) Meh, not my thing. That better? : ) Sorry, I rescind the prior.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:33 PM (D2vc1)

537 For being a dick and pissing on my wheaties, instead of just being meh not my thing, everybody is on boobeh timeout. You're welcome. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr) No worries, I have retained the relevant .JPG files to the hard drive. *wicked grin* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (v5iqM)

538 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:31 PM (u8kLQ) Excedrin or a different pain med has caffeine in it. I think caffeine makes the medicine work faster or better or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (8cEQL)

539 1st Dick Cavett reference ever. Upgrade to fiberglass membership. And some string.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (qUNWi)

540 Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 11:33 PM (IcT7t)

Have what bookmarked that keeps us dehydrated? Why do I always miss the good shit?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (nDcc3)

541 The concert I wish I blew off was electric Neil Young at the Cow Palace in 1995. My ears are still ringing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (EZebt)

542 Milo Begins Construction On The Wall. https://youtu.be/OO8n42jRJyo

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:34 PM (cAnNx)

543 Lying on your death bed one is never heard to say, I wish I worked more, I wish I wouldn't have gone to that concert.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 11:06 PM (voOPb)

++++

I once went to a Gallagher show. Got the tickets free as part of a promo. I wish I hadn't wasted my time. I think I will still resent it on my death bed. It was awful.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (R+30W)

544 399 376 nothing like fried bologna sammiches and a coke. Posted by: morigu at January 30, 2017 11:11 PM (gU+/s) I ate too much bologna growing up. I never want to eat it ever again. And that weird shit with the pimentos in it - yuck.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (P8951)

545 Hmmm, NOT buying a record because you already have it? That's an interesting concept.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (OhOyF)

546 Acclaimed author Jeff Gillenkirk died of a heart attack this week, two days after publication of his final article, _The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder._

Gillenkirk, 67, suffered the heart attack Tuesday while teaching a class of third-graders in San Francisco, Alternet reported.

Posted by: Hope at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (7wyDO)

547 CaliGirl, I once tried playing BJ in the "High Limits" room at Pechanga, $25 and up per hand. I actually managed to last about 45 minutes, which was longer than I thought I would. Ended up broke, though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (u8kLQ)

548 Springsteen hasn't even needed to pretend to be a great guitarist since Nils Lofgren has been in the E Street Band. He truly is one of the best.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (8HGb7)

549 KO buys his undies in bulk from Victoria's Secret. --- They are a little snug in one spot...as you might expect even though they fit great everywhere else. But hey you get older and you get a little paunch at the waist, right?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (aZq03)

550 Oh. Hell. No.

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (oi45X)

551 Have what bookmarked that keeps us dehydrated? Why do I always miss the good shit?

Just pics of pudding and ewoks, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:35 PM (IcT7t)

552 Scott Adams : Self fulfilling prophecy. You could see it in the Ferguson riots. "Protesters" were trying to provoke the police into over reacting. At some point, somebody will go to far... "If they want war, let it begin here." And somebody pulls the trigger. It is also my favorite part of movies where the good guy confronts the bad guy, and the bad guy says, "You don't have the guts " (to pull the trigger), and you sit in suspense waiting to see what the writers do next.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 06:36 PM (aij0X)

553 garrett, LOL. I already have Cut by Golden Earring on CD. But I want the LP, because I *love* that design of the 21 Records label in the middle of the vinyl. Same for Big Country: The Crossing. Love that near-glow-in-the-dark Mercury logo on a black label.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:36 PM (u8kLQ)

554 Country Boy, re "The Edge": Hey, it was the 1980s. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:28 PM (u8kLQ) I had actually never heard of anything like that until one night my daughter made me watch Jersey Shore and they kept talking about The Situation, and I finally had to ask "what situation are they talking about?" When I found out it was a human, I howled incessantly.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:36 PM (D2vc1)

555 541; ac/dc took care of mine. damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:36 PM (KP5rU)

556 Lofgren is a real fine player. He's like action figure sized, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:36 PM (OhOyF)

557 I got free tickets to a Bobby McFarrin concert. Yeah it sucked.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 06:37 PM (qUNWi)

558 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:33 PM (u8kLQ) I count my money at the table. My husband usually doesn't. He thinks it's bad juju.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:37 PM (8cEQL)

559 Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t)

Well fuck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:37 PM (nDcc3)

560 487 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn -------------- I believe that if you stick around, it's NOT going to be an early night.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 06:37 PM (3+cYV)

561 They are a little snug in one spot...as you might expect even though they fit great everywhere else. But hey you get older and you get a little paunch at the waist, right? Posted by: Keith Olbermann Uh, sure, Keith, sure. Whatever floats your boat. *runs away fast*

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:37 PM (u8kLQ)

562 The Donks are going nuclear! Pelosie led a protest sing-a-long of This Land Is Your Land.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (Nwg0u)

563 94 Stupid paying job... keeping me from reading ONT comments... Forget "watch this". I believe it's been said in the past in comments, tell them they can't do "x". A fighter pilot will accept that as an affront to their man or womanhood. And try to prove you wrong, even if it kills you both.

Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (CJEBK)

564 I think I'm going to enjoy this New Hyborian Age.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (6FqZa)

565 538 Excedrin or a different pain med has caffeine in it. I think caffeine makes the medicine work faster or better or something. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:34 PM (8cEQL) I think it makes the blood vessels constrict. I don't use it though because it has that synthetic shit and I like my liver. I take a bunch of aspirin and either wash it down with a coke or a super sized ice blended from coffee bean if its a really bad migraine.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (hscyr)

566 I saw The Spin Doctors and G-Love with Special Sauce...after eating dinner at an Afghani Restaurant. The things a guy will do for a BJ...

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (OhOyF)

567 Excedrin or a different pain med has caffeine in it. I think caffeine makes the medicine work faster or better or something.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:34 PM (8cEQL)


Caffeine makes your capillaries expand.  That helps with headaches and with muscle aches by allowing greater blood flow. 


Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 06:38 PM (kQpwt)

568 539 1st Dick Cavett reference ever. Upgrade to fiberglass membership. And some string. Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 11:34 PM (qUNWi) Not too long ago I watched his interview of Truman Capote. It was mesmerizing . It was like someone was doing the over the top Capote imitation only it was really Capote.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (IDPbH)

569 lofgren is pretty damn good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

570 >>>I count my money at the table.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:37 PM (8cEQL)<<<



**shakes head**


**then eats 4 buckets of fried roasted chicken**



Posted by: Kenny Rogers at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (Pk8DL)

571 Trump is out of control by firing this poor woman!! Presdent Obama should due something about this gross act of power abuse by Trump !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (Fbj4h)

572 >>>Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn
Because sane people LOVE losing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (pY+s4)

573 Sally Yates 2020! And first woman on the Federally Enlarged Mount Rushmore! It all will start with her appearance tomorrow morning on the Today show, where Matt Lauer will offer her praise and say, hey, Sally, what's next? It'll be a grueling day, as she'll be taping for The View immediately after leaving 30 Rock.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (U6f54)

574 CaliGirl, whatever works. Gamblers are a notoriously superstitious lot. When I win I'm always asking myself, what was different this time? Of course the rational me knows it's just the way the cards go... sometimes they're with you, more often they're against you. But when you notice you've won, wearing the same shirt or that it's always on a certain day of the week, something gets turned on in the brain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (u8kLQ)

575 Gillenkirk, 67, suffered the heart attack Tuesday while teaching a class of third-graders in San Francisco, Alternet reported. Posted by: Hope at January 30, 2017 11:35 PM (7wyDO) Little bastards.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 30, 2017 06:39 PM (D2vc1)

576 At some point, somebody will go to far... "If they want war, let it begin here." And somebody pulls the trigger. *** It looks like most of the lefty violence has been in lefty dominated areas - ignoring the BLM massacre in Texas. I would suspect that if something bigger happens you'll see it in a red or purple state. For example leftys will block a highway and threaten a driver who will run them down...and the police will refuse to arrest him.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2017 06:40 PM (aZq03)

577 Heh, The Han Solo movie has the "secret" title "Star Wars: Red Cup.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 06:40 PM (cAnNx)

578 Romney? Who? Seriously, it's Trump's world right now and everyone else is struggling for relevance.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2017 06:40 PM (gcme+)

579 562 The Donks are going nuclear! Pelosie led a protest sing-a-long of This Land Is Your Land. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 30, 2017 11:38 PM (Nwg0u) The version I learned in grade school: This land is my land This land ain't your land I've got a shotgun You don't have one This land is private property!

Posted by: Damiano at January 30, 2017 06:40 PM (71OEY)

580 560 487 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn -------------- Sounds like you, alone, miss Mr. Romney. Gonna be a long eight years for you, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (nQ10o)

581 >>>556 Lofgren is a real fine player. His stuff with Young and his band Grin awesome. He's got a good gig with E Street but under utilized. He's a great writer as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (voOPb)

582 566 I saw The Spin Doctors and G-Love with Special Sauce...after eating dinner at an Afghani Restaurant. The things a guy will do for a BJ... --- needs more yada-yada

Posted by: Keith O at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (PqqkK)

583 They'll be lucky if Trump doesn't go full Basil II.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (6FqZa)

584 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ) He hasn't won like that in a while. He does some kind of progressive betting. Started out with green, then betting blacks, then pinks. He said he lost a few hands and started counting and stopped. He was meeting a customer there that loves blackjack so I thought he would give a lot back. I'm sure he gave some back but they had fun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (8cEQL)

585 Heh, The Han Solo movie has the "secret" title "Star Wars: Red Cup.

Red Solo Cup
I drink then throw up

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (IcT7t)

586 So ScoggWife straight up just said to me "Don't you think things are getting ready to get ugly ?"

To which I said "I told you this shit was coming twelve years ago. You said I was nuts. But I bought all the gear anyway."

My reward ? A huff and a sigh.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2017 10:26 PM (fiGNd)




I'm so happy for you, ScoggDog.  There's nothing like being right and having the gear to prove it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (tHwdc)

587 562 The Donks are going nuclear! Pelosie led a protest sing-a-long of This Land Is Your Land.
Well, it was written by a commie so that makes sense.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2017 06:41 PM (pY+s4)

588 This land is my land This land ain't your land I've got a shotgun You don't have one This land is private property! ___ And remember to shoot your shotgun out the front door without looking as a warning. The last time I didn't do that they took away a box of almost full crayons. I only got the chance to eat burnt sienna.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (aZq03)

589 The only people who actually miss Romney right now are leftists who wistfully remember having a so-called "opposition" candidate who would willingly roll over and expose his throat to them because George Soros demanded it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (0OG8D)

590 My apologies in advance, but fcuk me if ex-AAG Yates hasn't secured her leftist position as an apparatchik for life in the Soviet Socialist Party of Democrats. Still the crocodile tears are delicious.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (dZGNV)

591 Gillenkirk, 67, suffered the heart attack Tuesday while teaching a class of third-graders in San Francisco, Alternet reported. Posted by: Hope at January 30, 2017 11:35 PM (7wyDO) === Those poor kids.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (EZebt)

592 577 Heh, The Han Solo movie has the "secret" title "Star Wars: Red Cup. Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 11:40 PM Bwwwaaahhhhh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (hscyr)

593 "Keith Olbermann is the male Lena Dunham." Keith Olbermann is the female Lena Dunham. Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Pepe Le Mooko at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (CASVy)

594 "I got free tickets to ..." " It sucked" --------------------- I'm sensing a trend here

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (aij0X)

595 "Best coffee I ever had was on an old C-141 flying from the east coast out to California years ago. I was an army guy catching a ride. Made on a hot plate with an old drip pot. The flight engineer made it." I vaguely recall a C-5 crew member saying the early Galaxies had a built-in coffeemaker in the galley, airliner style. Which was apparently always broken, along with everything else on the A model jets.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 06:42 PM (noWW6)

596 The Donks are going nuclear! Pelosie led a protest sing-a-long of This Land Is Your Land. Then throw open the gates of your posh vineyard, bint. ... ... Yeah. That's what I thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2017 06:43 PM (TRzoP)

597 Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 11:38 PM (kQpwt) I knew the meds with caffeine work better on my headaches but I couldn't remember why.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:43 PM (8cEQL)

598 I saw Suicide Dogs open for U2 in 2003 at Maple Leaf Gardens!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 06:43 PM (nlbfN)

599 CaliGirl, your husband bets more when he loses or when he wins? Either way, it's called Martingaling and most gambling experts say you shouldn't do it. Although again, some people can make it work. Remember that guy I've told you all about, Tony Bigcharles, who's a professional poker player and gambler... and also rather, shall we say, "touched in the head"? He's had numerous times the past couple years where he was almost homeless, but right now he's got about $40,000. He says he made it playing VBJ (video blackjack) and hold'em poker, and he's notorious for Martingaling. Seems like with gambling there's really no hard and fast rules.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:44 PM (u8kLQ)

600 I got free tickets to a KISS concert in 1979. Not a KISS fan but it was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:44 PM (IDPbH)

601 my list is getting shorter though. i will drive a ferrari before i leave this big blue glob. it will be worth every penny. Posted by: chavez the hugo ----------- It's just a car. A neat car, a very neat car (in some ways), but still just a car. I'm not going to spend a lot of time trying to establish my bona fides as a car guy, but I am , and have been since I was a kid. I've spent some time with an '85 Testa Rosa, and yeah, it was great, but just not something you can really enjoy on public roads, or something you would want to take on a road trip. Honestly, I didn't find it very memorable relative to several American muscle cars. That particular car was traded on a Lambo Miura, which proved to be almost unendurable. Harsh, mechanically loud, and uncomfortable. Everything about it was clash and crash. I wouldn't trade a wet kiss on the cheek by a grandchild for a drive in either. YMMV. Just my two cents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 06:45 PM (ZO497)

602 Hope she has some ice for that ass, LOL! Like watching The Apprentice, except with nukes, explody/shooty/stabby lunatics, and some of the dumbest people on Earth. *pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 06:45 PM (oi45X)

603 CaliGirl, I had a girlfriend who took lots of aspirin and Coca Cola when she felt a migraine coming on.  It was a 50% chance it would stop it. 

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 06:45 PM (kQpwt)

604 OK, I had my snack, off to bed. A hotdog w/ cheese and ketchup, you infidels. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 06:45 PM (o/90i)

605 Pepe, thanks! And CaliGirl, when I play BJ, of course I usually *start* with low amounts, but once I've made some money, I try to start bouncing around (lesser to greater amounts and back again). Of course, it seems like I'm always far more likely to win when I bet small.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:45 PM (u8kLQ)

606 I'm told by my bro that Twitter is the best way to make your thoughts known to a big business. So I tweeted Starbucks today and said never ever again will I be a customer and that a coffeehouse is no place to play politics. What if 50,000 or 500,000 people did the same?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 30, 2017 06:46 PM (U6f54)

607 '79 Kiss right before they schlocked out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2017 06:46 PM (voOPb)

608 Seems like with gambling there's really no hard and fast rules. Posted by: qdpsteve ----------------- Sure there are.

Posted by: The House at January 30, 2017 06:46 PM (ZO497)

609 I'm done for the night. Don't be me. Later.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2017 06:46 PM (0mRoj)

610 David Byrne's doing the soundtrack, they killed Miles.

Posted by: gNewt at January 30, 2017 06:47 PM (Sc+fF)

611 I'm done for the night. Don't be me. Later.
Posted by: Insomniac


Sleep well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 06:47 PM (IcT7t)

612 A hotdog w/ cheese and ketchup, you infidels. Be well. Posted by: Farmer ---------------- I would say; "Sweet dreams", but I'm dubious.

Posted by: The House at January 30, 2017 06:47 PM (ZO497)

613 midnight, snow on the hot tub cover. Time for some skinny dipping. And if you're all very naughty, I may punish you with photos

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 06:47 PM (PqqkK)

614 I still remember buying a Lone Justice LP in 1984, based on the fact that at the time I was yuge on U2 and found out they were their opening act at the time. I figured if U2 liked them, they *had* to be good. They were good, and they had one great song called "Workin' Late"... but outside of that, I wasn't crazy about 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:47 PM (u8kLQ)

615 "I'm told by my bro that Twitter is the best way to make your thoughts known to a big business." I'm betting your bro tells you a lot of stuff. I'm betting your bro spends a lot of time laughing when your back is turned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2017 06:48 PM (V2Yro)

616 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497) Tonight they showed the auction for the Runyon collection held last week. A 1957 Corvette went for 450,000. Lot of muscle cars from the 60's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:49 PM (IDPbH)

617 '79 Kiss right before they schlocked out What....you didn't like KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park?

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 06:49 PM (qUNWi)

618 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 11:47 PM (PqqkK)

Well, if you're a guy I've got the weirdest boner right now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:49 PM (nDcc3)

619 >>>It looks like most of the lefty violence has been in lefty dominated areas - ignoring the BLM massacre in Texas. ..... No need to ignore it. As a resident of the Great State of Texas and the liberal hell hole of Dallas, there is no need for your exemption. Dallas is nearly as liberal as LA. Our douchebag mayor brought roses to the airport for the "refugees" this past weekend and supported the protests. Tell me, if you are so angry about 109 people, from countries identied by the Obama Admin as full of people who want to kill us, getting delayed at the airport... how does blocking streets and terminals to everyone going to and from the airport improve on your stated complaint? I'm all for free speech, even when I disagree but your message is lost to me when all you're doing is shouting hyperbole and obscenities, blocking traffic, setting shit on fire, smashing windows, and preventing me from going home. The only thing on my mind at that point is, "Hmmm... do I feel like dealing with the damage to my car and court date for running over imebeciles playing in traffic".

Posted by: Damiano at January 30, 2017 06:49 PM (71OEY)

620 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:44 PM (u8kLQ) I'm not sure which way he does it. I can only watch for about 20 minutes and I get bored. There are no more 5 dollar tables so I won't really play.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:49 PM (8cEQL)

621 CaliGirl, I understand. It's tough to find $5 BJ tables anymore. At Pechanga, they have them but only during certain hours on certain days of the week (mostly weekends), and of course those tables are ALWAYS packed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:50 PM (u8kLQ)

622 Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2017 11:45 PM (kQpwt) I used to take alka seltzer when I had a hangover. It really worked. Aspirin and caffeine really works on headaches.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:51 PM (8cEQL)

623 hey: Tillerson isn't confirmed yet, and might never be.  why should he be briefed in?

as for Mattis, immigration isn't a DoD thing. get over it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 06:52 PM (qUXci)

624 If we could ever work out a Southern California Moron Meetup, I would *love* it if we could have it at Pechanga. :-) Nice neighborhood, Temecula is a nice area that's not already full of sketchy tourists, and if you just have to see the sights in Orange County or LA, there's not that far away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:52 PM (u8kLQ)

625 I believe Alka Seltzer can cure cancer. That stuff works.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 06:52 PM (qUNWi)

626 #605: You don't want to know how Keith Olbermann "plays BJ".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 06:52 PM (0OG8D)

627 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:50 PM (u8kLQ) My husband won't play at those. He hates when people don't play their hand correctly especially at third base.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:52 PM (8cEQL)

628 I hope the left and the mfm learn no lessons here let them go bug fuck crazy for the next four years. Please. Please go nuts riot break things. please.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 30, 2017 06:53 PM (hMqvx)

629 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:52 PM (u8kLQ) I don't know where that is. If you go to Chumash I know where that is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:54 PM (8cEQL)

630 CaliGirl, I had a girlfriend who took lots of aspirin and Coca Cola when she felt a migraine coming on. It was a 50% chance it would stop it. Posted by: Kindltot -------------- If they consistently consumed lots of coffee, or caffeinated pain relievers (Goodys, Excedrin), then it is possible that the headaches might have been the result of caffeine deprivation, when they were not getting such. At any rate, the caffeine would enhance the metabolizing of the aspirin, which is why Extra-Strength Excedrin (and Goodys, etc) have caffeine in them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 06:54 PM (ZO497)

631 CaliGirl, maybe try learning and playing no-limit hold'em poker??? Most casinos that I've seen usually have tables going as low as a $20 buy-in. And unlike BJ, in poker you can *choose* which hands you want to play. (Most of the time, you don't have to bet anything until you've already seen your cards, and you can throw them away rather than bet if you don't like your cards.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:54 PM (u8kLQ)

632 hammer, just going to drive one on a track. no illusions. never own one. i've driven a lot of muscle cars from big block corvettes, hemi mopars, just about every ss model chevy ever made. it's just a completion of a bucket list. no more. no less.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

633 I saw some pics of this Sally: 56! Still looks like she's got a few miles left on the odometer, though...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 06:54 PM (kP16F)

634 Yes to No Limit Hold Em. Best card game on the planet.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:55 PM (nDcc3)

635 Hailing frequencies open...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsqq596

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2017 06:55 PM (p77iU)

636 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH) That's my favorite car. What color was it? I've mentioned before my uncle had one with 30,000 original miles and he was the only owner.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 06:55 PM (8cEQL)

637 CaliGirl, Pechanga is in Temecula in Riverside County on Interstate 15. Murrieta and Lake Elsinore are close by. Not that far south of Corona/Riverside, not that far north of Escondido, and not that far east of Laguna Niguel, if you know where they are. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:56 PM (u8kLQ)

638 The press is doing what it can to stir things up. The press is going to be quite shocked when they find out the First Amendment is meaningless once things go south.

Posted by: Blake at January 30, 2017 06:56 PM (WEBkv)

639 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:55 PM (8cEQL) Black.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 06:56 PM (IDPbH)

640 thathalfrican, yup! "The game that takes 5 minutes to learn and a lifetime to master." Kind of like Chess in that regard. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:57 PM (u8kLQ)

641 Excedrin or a different pain med has caffeine in it. I think caffeine makes the medicine work faster or better or something. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 11:34 PM (8cEQL) Caffeine makes your capillaries expand. That helps with headaches and with muscle aches by allowing greater blood flow. Posted by: Kindltot ------------ Goody's powders have caffeine explicitly for this purpose. Sadly, they also contain acetaminophen, so I refuse to use them. I do live on BC powders & dollar store advil, though. Probably just as bad for me, but Fuck it. My liver has bigger problems to worry about than a few hundred milligrams os of ibuprofen.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 06:57 PM (3+cYV)

642 >>>Still, I've never seen a band go so far with so little raw talent.
---
besides the Beatles, you mean?


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 06:57 PM (qUXci)

643 625 I believe Alka Seltzer can cure cancer. That stuff works. Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 11:52 PM (qUNWi) If only. So I started researching lung cancer to find out what's going down with DH, and up pops this crap about cannibus oil killing cancer cells. Who are these damned hippies? If it did, don't you think maybe we'd have heard about it somewhere besides Pinterest? I'm getting a little sick of the hippie brigade telling me about essential oils, too. I put them in soap, I don't eat them or otherwise ingest them. That's not what they are for. Talk about alternative facts. Bring on the chemo.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)

644 Conan #211 (Marvel, 198 "The Cimmerian is annoyed that the Ghamud [desert fanatics] find glory in defeat as well as in victory. "He wishes he knew how to ruin their day. "He'll settle for killing them."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (6FqZa)

645 will drive a ferrari before i leave this big blue glob. it will be worth every penny. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 11:22 PM (KP5rU) well, unless it is some sort of fetish skip the ferrari and go with a Lamborghini. for simple everyday driving fun skip the Lamborghini and get the 911 Turbo S. no place for your clubs or more than one girl. no convertibles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (cPsPa)

646 Hey, Joe! Best BJ you evah have! Five dollah! Five dollah!

Posted by: eric cartman chaneling a vietnamese pro at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (nlbfN)

647 Tonight they showed the auction for the Runyon collection held last week. A 1957 Corvette went for 450,000. Lot of muscle cars from the 60's. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth ----------- The car auctions have spun completely out of control. I don't think many of those guys actually drive any of those cars, and probably don't even know much beyond what their cronies have to say. I've stopped watching.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (ZO497)

648 I prefer tournament style play qdp.

Once on vacation in Vegas I was pretty much out of money and still had a day and a half before I left so I played in a tournament, housed it and boozed it up the last day and a half like a king on a budget.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (nDcc3)

649 http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsqq596 Nice.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2017 06:58 PM (qUNWi)

650 So I started researching lung cancer to find out what's going down with DH, and up pops this crap about cannibus oil killing cancer cells. Who are these damned hippies? Posted by: tcn in AK Yeah, stupid fad science tcn. Everyone knows the REAL miracle cure for everything is hot peppers! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 06:59 PM (u8kLQ)

651 I go undah table! $5 BJ table!

Posted by: eric cartman chaneling a vietnamese pro at January 30, 2017 06:59 PM (nlbfN)

652 646 Hey, Joe! Best BJ you evah have! Five dollah! Five dollah! Posted by: eric cartman chaneling a vietnamese pro at January 30, 2017 11:58 PM (nlbf You forgot the sucky sucky part fat ass!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 06:59 PM (hscyr)

653 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:54 PM (u8kLQ) I'm not a gambler. I don't have that risk gene. I sit there and think I just lost 20 dollars. I could have bought a lipstick. That was silly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:00 PM (8cEQL)

654 My copper-bracelet guy laughs at hot pepper treatments. Freaking quacks!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 07:00 PM (nlbfN)

655 Everyone knows the REAL miracle cure for everything is hot peppers! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:59 PM (u8kLQ) That would cure my appetite, but not much else.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2017 07:00 PM (cm1Bl)

656 438 Thank you! And wilco, 0006 and just up to your reply. I'll get there!

Posted by: Quarter Score and 2 Year Lurker at January 30, 2017 07:00 PM (CJEBK)

657 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 11:58 PM (ZO497) This was the Runyon collection so some were raced . Some were limited editions where only 20 or 30 were made.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 07:00 PM (IDPbH)

658 hammer, i stopped watching when the same cars started showing up at a different auction the following year. guys just buy em to flip em. just a rich guys' pissing contest.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:01 PM (KP5rU)

659 thathalfrican, I understand. I want to play more tourneys too. Pechanga has great low-cost tourneys every morning, that make me wish I lived closer to there. If you know what you're doing, not only can you make some serious cash in tourneys, but you can also get a lot more bang for your poker buck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:01 PM (u8kLQ)

660 1964 1/2 Cherry-ass red Mustang, cream interior, matching my gogo boots, please. I'll make that little ride scream.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2017 07:02 PM (cm1Bl)

661 CaliGirl, I'm that way after I lose $40 (or more) at poker. "What was I doing? I coulda bought some blurays at Amazon or some tasty snacks..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:02 PM (u8kLQ)

662 Tournaments are a blast and if the blinds go up accordingly with the right chip stack, you can actually, you know, bluff and shit.

AKA play cards.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 07:02 PM (nDcc3)

663 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at January 30, 2017 07:02 PM (AoK0a)

664 tcn in AK: http://www.everydayhealth.com/high-cholesterol/diet/hot-peppers-can-help-your-heart/ ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:02 PM (u8kLQ)

665 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 11:56 PM (IDPbH) That is my dream car.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:03 PM (8cEQL)

666 Or not Oy. I think that covers all the bases ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at January 30, 2017 07:03 PM (AoK0a)

667 thathalfrican, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:03 PM (u8kLQ)

668 Everyone knows the REAL miracle cure for everything is hot peppers! ;-)

Not exactly, but they're being researched: 
http://bit.ly/2jPKB49

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:03 PM (IcT7t)

669 BTW, if you have any thrift stores nearby, look for the fill-in books of the Myron Bolitar series that I missed.
I think I lost #2 & # 6?
Package of books should go out tomorrow.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 10:44 PM (3+cYV)




Will do, is much lost if I read those out of sequence?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 07:03 PM (tHwdc)

670 Sen. Cory Gardner, R-CO, who's become wobbly since being elected in '14, and who voiced dismay re Trump's EO, has received tens of thousands of emails and over 50,000 phone calls. Denver ABC affiliate did not say what the tone of those messages were.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (U6f54)

671 It's tough to find $5 BJ tables anymore... Posted by: qdpsteve ----------- Someone else want to take this one? I'm kind of tired of picking the low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (3+cYV)

672 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 12:03 AM (8cEQL) 450,000 and it's all yours.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (IDPbH)

673 I coulda bought some blurays at Amazon --------------------------------- I look at my pile of DVDs (and VHS tapes) and think, 'damn, I spent a lot of money there'.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (aij0X)

674 664 tcn in AK: http://www.everydayhealth.com/high-cholesterol/diet/hot-peppers-can-help-your-heart/ ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 12:02 AM (u8kLQ) The cannibus oil seems like more fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (cm1Bl)

675 It's just a car. A neat car, a very neat car (in some ways), but still just a car. I'm not going to spend a lot of time trying to establish my bona fides as a car guy, but I am , and have been since I was a kid. I've spent some time with an '85 Testa Rosa, and yeah, it was great, but just not something you can really enjoy on public roads, or something you would want to take on a road trip. Honestly, I didn't find it very memorable relative to several American muscle cars. That particular car was traded on a Lambo Miura, which proved to be almost unendurable. Harsh, mechanically loud, and uncomfortable. Everything about it was clash and crash. I wouldn't trade a wet kiss on the cheek by a grandchild for a drive in either. YMMV. Just my two cents. Posted by: Mike Hammer the Testarosa was an odd bird, appearance wise for Ferrari. It seemed like an oddity in the middle of the design line not as brutish as usual maybe, more civilized? really liked it but then it hit near the apex of my obsession with fast cars. really did get up and go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (cPsPa)

676 hammer, just going to drive one on a track. no illusions. never own one. i've driven a lot of muscle cars from big block corvettes, hemi mopars, just about every ss model chevy ever made. it's just a completion of a bucket list. no more. no less. Posted by: chavez the hugo --------- I got it, and I'm not making light of the desire, nor suggesting that you would not enjoy yourself, just saying that in the context of life events, it won't be as memorable as some other pretty ordinary stuff. Go. Drive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:04 PM (ZO497)

677 Chi, slap my ass and call me Monica. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (u8kLQ)

678 Someone else want to take this one? I'm kind of tired of picking the low-hanging fruit. Posted by: Chi at January yeah, have been leaving the low hanging fruit hanging all the way down the thread. like ordering hot fudge no hot fudge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (cPsPa)

679 "So I started researching lung cancer to find out what's going down with DH, and up pops this crap about cannibus oil killing cancer cells." Hippie acquaintance: "Weed totally eliminates cancer, man. It's nature's perfect medicine. That's why Big Pharma fought against it for so many years." Torque: "Bob Marley, biggest stoner on the planet, died of a brain tumor." Hippie: *** handwaving something something non sequitur ***

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (noWW6)

680 I've read that capsaicin apparently does kill cancer cells in vitro, not so much in vivo...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (kP16F)

681 I never did trust Gardner much to be a conservative. And he's representing a state that's increasingly run by a Democrat machine.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

682 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 11:56 PM (u8kLQ) I know where that is. My husbands friend used to live in lake Elsinore. It's been years since I've been there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (8cEQL)

683 hot fudge on hot fudge

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:05 PM (cPsPa)

684 Blanco, yup. :-) Naught, same here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:06 PM (u8kLQ)

685 http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsqq596 Not to be worn during astronomy finals, those are ...

Posted by: Adriane the Scholastic Critic ... at January 30, 2017 07:06 PM (AoK0a)

686 the Testarosa was an odd bird, appearance wise for Ferrari. It seemed like an oddity in the middle of the design line not as brutish as usual maybe, more civilized? really liked it but then it hit near the apex of my obsession with fast cars. really did get up and go. Posted by: yankeefifth ----------- Yeah. You bang a 3->4 upshift, and it just keeps pulling. Not enough room on a public road to make use of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:06 PM (ZO497)

687 Now if you were a blind guy and driving a Ferrari was on your bucket list they could make a movie about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2017 07:06 PM (IDPbH)

688 We supports Presdent Obama and not that clown trump because Presdent Obama is a loving Black Presdent. We also love him two !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (Fbj4h)

689 CaliGirl, it's a really nice area and still not overpopulated. Temecula/Pechanga are about 15-20 miles south, I believe. Unfortunately the drought really took its toll on the lake itself. I think half of it was dry the last time I passed by.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (u8kLQ)

690 You forgot the sucky sucky part fat ass! Posted by: bebe's boobs you forgot the long time part

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (cPsPa)

691 hot-peppers-can-help-your-heart/
because the more you eat,
the more you fart,
and the more you fart,
the better for your heart!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (nlbfN)

692 676; great point, hammer. i know what your saying. but, there is still an idiot left in me that just needs to experience the feeling.curiosity more than anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (KP5rU)

693 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2017 12:04 AM (IDPbH) Oh, I'll take two. No problem.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:07 PM (8cEQL)

694 I've read that capsaicin apparently does kill cancer cells in vitro, not so much in vivo...

So I should cancel the order for a habanero IV?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:08 PM (IcT7t)

695 Tucker Carlson beating on Muslim refugee advocate. No answer for how many US should let in. So why not 60 million. No answer for inquiring about whether refugees my be culturally incompatible. These are tough seemingly hard-hearted questions, but need to be answered. Best answer of course is to do something meaningful where they are. Like taking out ISIS and getting the Saudis to create sanctuary lands.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 07:08 PM (bQxkN)

696 Fuck you, chulos!!!

Posted by: eric cartman's hand wearing a wig and lipstick at January 30, 2017 07:08 PM (nlbfN)

697 andycanuck, don't be struttin' around showing off your big-time sciencey vocabulary. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:08 PM (u8kLQ)

698 There is some evidence to suggest that cannabinoids might possibly have some mildly beneficial effect in certain cancers. As for how you translate that into clinical medical practice, well... The one area where it looks as though cannabis is unambiguously useful in cancer is that it helps chemo patients keep their nausea down and their appetites up. The munchies.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 07:09 PM (noWW6)

699 So I should cancel the order for a habanero IV?
You wish. They're enemas.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 07:09 PM (nlbfN)

700 I should have added ham radio gear, and desktop computers to the pile of stuff I have spent a lot of money on. The ham gear you can sell at a loss and recover some of your misspent cash.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 07:09 PM (aij0X)

701 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ) Our lakes are still scary low.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:10 PM (8cEQL)

702 Yeah. You bang a 3->4 upshift, and it just keeps pulling. Not enough room on a public road to make use of it. Posted by: Mike Hammer yeah but you look good even at stop lights. you meet more girls in park.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:10 PM (cPsPa)

703 Heya Chi : )

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 07:10 PM (sB1y1)

704 CaliGirl, yup. I'm not crazy about the rain, but I know we need it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:10 PM (u8kLQ)

705 So I should cancel the order for a habanero IV?
You wish. They're enemas.


OK, then I better get on Amazon and order fire-resistant TP.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:10 PM (IcT7t)

706 yeah but you look good even at stop lights. you meet more girls in park. Posted by: yankeefifth ------------- Pfft.

Posted by: E-Type Jag at January 30, 2017 07:11 PM (ZO497)

707 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 12:10 AM (u8kLQ) We're farmers, I'm praying for rain. We have dry wells and have drilled new ones. It's a problem.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:12 PM (8cEQL)

708 Good night, God blesll all.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 07:13 PM (nDcc3)

709 Pfft. Posted by: E-Type Jag at January girlfriend, you have to look good standing still because the odds of you moving are less than 50/50.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:13 PM (cPsPa)

710 (Fbj4h)
Mary Clogginstien gives Free blowjobs 4 hillary! Just like Madonna!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 07:13 PM (nlbfN)

711 My husband's friend had a Ferrari. He took me for a ride but wouldn't let me drive it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:14 PM (8cEQL)

712 694 So I should cancel the order for a habanero IV? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 12:08 AM (IcT7t) ACCCKkkkk, living on the face of the sun isn't enough? you want to inject fire?!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 07:14 PM (hscyr)

713 I have a genetic condition that causes my cerebellum to atrophy there is no treatment or cure as we speak. the first person that suggests essential oils or some stupid shit is getting an ear full. same with stemcells. fvuck the hippie shit.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 30, 2017 07:14 PM (hMqvx)

714 Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 12:13 AM (nDcc3) Goodnight!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:14 PM (8cEQL)

715 Driven more than a few Ferraris and a couple of Lambos. None of them could touch a Cobra for sheer shit your pants speed.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:15 PM (OhOyF)

716 No need to spent all that money on a Jaguar. Just get an Opal GT.

Posted by: Naughtchoes at January 30, 2017 07:15 PM (aij0X)

717 My husband's friend had a Ferrari. He took me for a ride but wouldn't let me drive it. Posted by: CaliGirl at January well there is a reason for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrE-7zUtWo

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:15 PM (cPsPa)

718 CaliGirl, yikes. Hope you get more rain. andycanuck, don't think there's gonna be a line around the block... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:15 PM (u8kLQ)

719 710 (Fbj4h) Mary Clogginstien gives Free blowjobs 4 hillary! Just like Madonna! Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2017 12:13 AM (nlbfN) How much to pay her so she doesn't give one.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 07:15 PM (cAnNx)

720 "We're farmers, I'm praying for rain. We have dry wells and have drilled new ones. It's a problem." Don't know if you have this going on in the southern Central Coast, but in the northern CC, the longtime farmers are finding the newly established wineries are voraciously slurping all the groundwater.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2017 07:16 PM (noWW6)

721 None of them could touch a Cobra for sheer shit your pants speed. Posted by: garrett at January have never driven one but they are beautuful

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:16 PM (cPsPa)

722 There's a place in Las Vegas with a racetrack and a whole stable full of expensive high-end cars. For a fee they'll let you drive them at top speeds on the track. Let me see if I can find the URL. Oh, here it is: https://www.exoticsracing.com/driving-experience/combos And I found two others as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:17 PM (u8kLQ)

723 Hold the smegma Hold the pus Special orders don't upset us.

Posted by: Mikey who'll eat anything at January 30, 2017 07:18 PM (VjZ79)

724 buzzion, I was wondering the same. Plus since the onset of Mary C.'s Parkinsons, she has that horrible random biting problem...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:18 PM (u8kLQ)

725 Will do, is much lost if I read those out of sequence? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------- Not at all Its like missing an episode of Rockford Files - you want to kick yourself, but you don't miss anything too important. Just a really good story (maybe a tidbit of backstory ?) and not much else. But do try to find a copy of "Drop Shot" (#2 in the series) if only for some early history. *Maybe wait 'til you read the first one to see if you even like Coben?

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:18 PM (3+cYV)

726 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 12:15 AM (cPsPa) That's funny. I don't want to drive anything I can't afford to fix so I guess it's a good thing he wouldn't let me drive it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:18 PM (8cEQL)

727 Night all. Here is "Dark Nebula" by Vektor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COW3hsTxxmI

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2017 07:19 PM (vBeA5)

728 Here's the other two: https://speedvegas.com/en/ http://www.dreamracing.com/

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:19 PM (u8kLQ)

729 craziest car i ever drove was that hemi dart mopar built for drag racing. wouldn't steer, wouldn't stop. but damn, you could feel every cylinder firing through the floorboard. fuckin crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:20 PM (KP5rU)

730 girlfriend, you have to look good standing still because the odds of you moving are less than 50/50. Posted by: yankeefifth -------------- Heh. I was down at the hardware store a while back. When I came out, an acquaintance of mine had his kind of tatty Healey 3000 parked in front with the bonnet up. I asked him what was wrong, he said that it just quit running. I felt the coil and almost blistered my hand. Just another shorted Lucas coil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:21 PM (ZO497)

731 >>have never driven one but they are beautuful It's a tiger by the Tail scenario...and it being made of aluminum doesn't instill anything but fear.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:22 PM (OhOyF)

732 Just another shorted Lucas coil. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497) Lucas...prince of darkness.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:22 PM (aMlLZ)

733 @703 Hello back. How's things with you? Want a kitten?

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:23 PM (3+cYV)

734 That's funny. I don't want to drive anything I can't afford to fix so I guess it's a good thing he wouldn't let me drive it. Posted by: CaliGirl well there is a lot of wisdom in your position. why would you want to drive a car you cannot maintain, afford to maintain, out of pocket?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:23 PM (cPsPa)

735 It's a tiger by the Tail scenario...and it being made of aluminum doesn't instill anything but fear. Posted by: garrett So the wind can blow it upside down then? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:23 PM (u8kLQ)

736 craziest car i ever drove was that hemi dart mopar built for drag racing. wouldn't steer, wouldn't stop. but damn, you could feel every cylinder firing through the floorboard. fuckin crazy. Posted by: chavez ----------- I once rode in a Valiant with a prepped 413, dual quads. It was crazy. There was no way to get enough tire under the fenders to get any traction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:23 PM (ZO497)

737 732: i thought ozzie was the prince of darkness. must have stole it from lucas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

738 Ratings GOLD, I tellya!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2017 10:45 PM (v5iqM)


Would be the first Super Bowl halftime show I'd watch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 07:24 PM (tHwdc)

739 Sounds like Lucas is the Chrysler of the UK.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:24 PM (u8kLQ)

740 craziest car i ever drove was that hemi dart mopar built for drag racing. wouldn't steer, wouldn't stop. but damn, you could feel every cylinder firing through the floorboard. fuckin crazy. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 12:20 AM (KP5rU) Now you're speaking my language. I still have a 440-6pack motor from back in the day. I keep telling myself one day I'll get a body for it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:24 PM (aMlLZ)

741 Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 11:57 PM (3+cYV) With ibuprofen, it's the kidneys you have to worry about.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at January 30, 2017 07:25 PM (kqtMD)

742 I'm auguring-in for the night's snooze. Bingo fuel, eyelids blaring the stall warning. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 30, 2017 07:25 PM (v5iqM)

743 Yew people are discusting just like that lier Trump and all his friends like Hannerty and Limbow !!!! Trump is an iddiot and dumber then dirt and Brattleboro (Allso known as Obamaborororo) will not listen to him or follow hem. Trump lied and are Black presdent'ss Reputtation Dried !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at January 30, 2017 07:25 PM (Fbj4h)

744 Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2017 12:16 AM (noWW6) I don't know if it's all the grapes or not. There are a lot more grapes now. We are just having the worst drought I or my mother remembers. We have more people and no new water projects.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:25 PM (8cEQL)

745 There's a joke of sorts in Mad Men where the 1960s ad agency has Jaguar US as a client. A Brit tries to commit suicide with CO from his Jaguar but can't get it to start. After an hour of frustration he quits and hangs himself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 07:26 PM (bQxkN)

746 It's a tiger by the Tail scenario...and it being made of aluminum doesn't instill anything but fear. Posted by: garrett at January LOL. that is what I have heard, simply strapped two seats onto an engine with wheels. suppose if you do get into an accident in one they just compress you and the car into something 8x2 and drop you in the yard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:26 PM (cPsPa)

747 736; i'll bet that was one mutha of a ride. mopar knew how to make crazy power back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:26 PM (KP5rU)

748 My father died Memorial Day 2015 of progressive supranuclear palsy, a miserable way to go.  86 years old and almost til the end when he squeezed my hand, it hurt.  He had most of his hair, looked (until the end) 15 years younger, still had his smarts, and even asked me to get him CBD to try.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (KAi1n)

749 No thanks Chi, heh. My daughter has a new kitteh, an orange tabby.

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (oi45X)

750 Not at all
Its like missing an episode of Rockford Files - you want to kick yourself, but you don't miss anything too important.
Just a really good story (maybe a tidbit of backstory ?) and not much else.

But do try to find a copy of "Drop Shot" (#2 in the series) if only for some early history.
*Maybe wait 'til you read the first one to see if you even like Coben?

Posted by: Chi at January 31, 2017 12:18 AM (3+cYV)


In retrospect I realized that I really liked Rockford and thought he was appealing.  But who wants a boyfriend who's always getting hit on the head?  That can't be good.


OK, will read #1 and report back.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (tHwdc)

751 >>Now you're speaking my language. I still have a 440-6pack motor from back in the day. I keep telling myself one day I'll get a body for i I had a Plum Crazy 440 Cuda for 14 hours. Traded a guy my 68 Mustang GT for it. Drove it home, detailed it. The old man came home and said, "You aren't parking that thing in my garage.". Had to go trade it back.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (OhOyF)

752 There's a joke of sorts in Mad Men where the 1960s ad agency has Jaguar US as a client. A Brit tries to commit suicide with CO from his Jaguar but can't get it to start. After an hour of frustration he quits and hangs himself. Posted by: Ignoramus at January Lots of Jaguar owners had the same experience.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (cPsPa)

753 Ignoramus, LOL. I've read that at the end of Roman Polanski's flick "The Tenant," the lead character tries to kill himself by throwing himself out of his balcony window. But the first time he only breaks his leg, so he drags himself back up and jumps again. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:27 PM (u8kLQ)

754 i t the the Super Bowl to be a good game. two well coached teams with strong, balanced offenses should produce an exciting contest.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 07:28 PM (WTSFk)

755 740; i can still feel and remeber that shit. hard to describe. maybe mopar invented metal?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

756 744 We have more people and no new water projects. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 12:25 AM I've been having fun making peoples' heads explode by telling them Jerry Brown killed the final phases of his dad's water storage system, so the water shortage is his fault.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 30, 2017 07:28 PM (hscyr)

757 Oh yeah, that reminds me. Which teams are going to Super Bowl LIE -- oops I mean Super Bowl LI again? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:28 PM (u8kLQ)

758 618 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 11:47 PM (PqqkK) Well, if you're a guy I've got the weirdest boner right now. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 11:49 PM (nDcc3) --- well I've got one of those bodies that appeals to both sexes.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 07:28 PM (PqqkK)

759 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 12:16 AM (cPsPa) Some guy in Paso Robles just died in a Cobra. I think it was a reproduction or kit car. Rolled it and it was on fire. A witness tried to get the driver out but it had a five point harness and he couldn't cut him out. Terrible story.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:29 PM (8cEQL)

760 >>if you do get into an accident in one they just compress you and the car into something 8x2 and drop you in the yard. hit a pigeon in one at 85-90 back in the early 80s. 427 model. put a hole the size of a small bowling ball in the front fender / valance under the headlight.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:29 PM (OhOyF)

761 ... currently it's new england giving 3 points with an over/under of 60. i like the over.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 07:29 PM (WTSFk)

762 hit a pigeon in one at 85-90 back in the early 80s. 427 model. put a hole the size of a small bowling ball in the front fender / valance under the headlight. Posted by: garrett at January now why do you want to make me waste perfectly good scotch like that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:30 PM (cPsPa)

763 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 31, 2017 12:28 AM (hscyr) I want someone to mention that Jerry brown didn't want the orphans from either Vietnam or Cambodia in CA.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:31 PM (8cEQL)

764 740; i can still feel and remeber that shit. hard to describe. maybe mopar invented metal? Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 12:28 AM (KP5rU) Maybe. I had 3 roadrunners ('68, '70, '71), and that's all that ever seemed to come out my stereo. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:31 PM (aMlLZ)

765 if i ever decide to get another muscle car, it will be a late 60's mopar. they were fuckin serious back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

766 Some guy in Paso Robles just died in a Cobra. I think it was a reproduction or kit car. Rolled it and it was on fire. A witness tried to get the driver out but it had a five point harness and he couldn't cut him out. Terrible story. Posted by: CaliGirl at January well that is the problem with hot cars and hot girls, half the fun is that whenever you are with them they are trying to kill you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:32 PM (cPsPa)

767 have never driven one but they are beautuful Posted by: yankeefifth ------------ For a fun, drive-around car, a 289 Cobra would be my choice. A buddy, way back, had a Sunbeam Tiger. I drove it, and it was fun, but the footwell was so compromised to make room for the engine, that it was pretty uncomfortable to drive. The other car that I have craved was the Griffith 289 TVR , 'cause I likes coupes: http://tinyurl.com/jlmbav5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:32 PM (ZO497)

768 764; you had a 68 runner? i'm jealous.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

769 if i ever decide to get another muscle car, it will be a late 60's mopar. they were fuckin serious back then. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 12:31 AM (KP5rU) ====== I dunno. I have a 70 442 Convertible that may change your mind.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at January 30, 2017 07:34 PM (R3Jti)

770 nite all. snow clearing day tomorrow. be well all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:34 PM (KP5rU)

771 The other car that I have craved was the Griffith 289 TVR , 'cause I likes coupes: http://tinyurl.com/jlmbav5 Posted by: Mike Hammer good looking car. go with the Cobra though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:34 PM (cPsPa)

772 hot-peppers-can-help-your-heart --- They sure help empty my colon. Chinese Chicken with hot dry peppers + 10 hours = extended bathroom break

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 07:34 PM (PqqkK)

773 buzzsaw, think of it as a delicious colon cleanse. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:35 PM (u8kLQ)

774 I've read that capsaicin apparently does kill cancer cells in vitro, not so much in vivo... So I should cancel the order for a habanero IV? --- in vitro veritas

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2017 07:35 PM (PqqkK)

775 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497) That's a cool looking car.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:35 PM (8cEQL)

776 point of order from the resident pharmacy tech:

caffeine, like most CNS stimulants, is a vasoconstrictor, not a dilator.

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/002338.htm

HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 07:36 PM (qUXci)

777 764; you had a 68 runner? i'm jealous. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 12:32 AM (KP5rU) yeah, we called it the death sled. It was borderline unstreetable. Had a seriously tweaked 383. it was 30 over, 12.5:1 pistons, 623 isky rollercam, tunne lram, vertex magneto, 4 speed and a 513 dana rear. I ended up putting a single 850 holly on it with a regular edelbrock manifiold and it didn't matter. Somebody was going to die in that car, so I got rid of it. It was scary scary fast.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:36 PM (aMlLZ)

778 777: serious shit there my friend. wow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2017 07:38 PM (KP5rU)

779 749 No thanks Chi, heh. My daughter has a new kitteh, an orange tabby. Posted by: SMFH ------------- I woke up yesterday to a fresh litter under my bedroom window (through the broken foundation vent & in the crawlspace). By the time I took Tucker out front and closed his doggy door to the backyard, mama cat ha d taken them somewhere else. Then I heard meows again late last night... I think I have cats.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:38 PM (3+cYV)

780 Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2017 07:39 PM (8cEQL)

781 "...Some of us came toe to toe with this enemy, this evil force in our own community in Hollywood, and make no mistake about it, this is an evil force. Don't be deceived because you are not hearing the sound of gunfire, because, even so, you are fighting for your lives"--Ronald Reagan, 1957 True then, true now.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 30, 2017 07:39 PM (Ndje9)

782 Goodnight CaliGirl! Thanks for the great chat!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 07:39 PM (u8kLQ)

783 good looking car. go with the Cobra though. Posted by: yankeefifth ------------ Heh. 427, twin-turbo, for that extra margin of safety when passing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:40 PM (ZO497)

784 I strip away the old debris That hides a shining car A brilliant Red Barchetta From a better vanished time We'll fire up the willing engine Responding with a roar Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

785 I look at my pile of DVDs (and VHS tapes) and think, 'damn, I spent a lot of money there'.
---
i say the same thing when i look at the pallet full of ammo in the garage, next to the gun safes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 07:41 PM (qUXci)

786 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497) That's a cool looking car. Posted by: CaliGirl ------------- Gentlemen, I rest my case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 07:41 PM (ZO497)

787 If I could have any car it would be a Ford RS200. I'd love to tear one of those things up.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:42 PM (OhOyF)

788 my neighbor drives a maserati, year round, in the snow and slop and salt. the only thing that saves it from being ruind completely is that half the time it is being loaded onto the back of a tow truck and going to the shop.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:42 PM (cPsPa)

789 If I could have any car it would be a Ford RS200. I'd love to tear one of those things up. Posted by: garrett at January wow, you really dialed up the wayback machine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:43 PM (cPsPa)

790 night chavez the hugo

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:44 PM (cPsPa)

791 My Dad was a Dodge/Chrysler salesman (60's-70's) who could put his dealer tag on anything from the lot & drive it home. He made it fun sometimes!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 30, 2017 07:45 PM (GzDYP)

792 I dunno. I have a 70 442 Convertible that may change your mind. Posted by: Flyboy ------------- I feel ya. Nothing against Mopars, but I've always been a GM fan. Especially the oddballs. Olds & Buick with the occasional Caddy Eldo thrown in. Still have the '66 Riviera GS in the garage. 425 nailhead. And it wasn't even considered a muscle car - it was a luxury car then. Heh. 425 hp, 465 ft/lbs torque - yeah, luxury.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:45 PM (3+cYV)

793 ACCCKkkkk, living on the face of the sun isn't enough? you want to inject fire?!!!!

What I really want to do is run for the hills, and get out of this hell pit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:45 PM (IcT7t)

794 Talk about a car you can kill yourself in, eh?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:46 PM (OhOyF)

795 my neighbor drives a maserati, year round, in the snow and slop and salt. the only thing that saves it from being ruind completely is that half the time it is being loaded onto the back of a tow truck and going to the shop.

So Uncle Ted's "pretend your face is a Maserati" was really a suggestion to have lots of plastic surgery?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:47 PM (IcT7t)

796 my preference has switched from speed to endurance. would really like to have an old Hummer but have never heard someone say good things about their mechanical reliability, relative to most production cars. now if I had my own motorpool to maintain one that would be different. would like something that goes anywhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 07:48 PM (cPsPa)

797 There are some dirt roads out here that just beg to have a rally car driven on them. Entire valleys bisected by nothing but gravel, cattle guards and the occasional cow.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:48 PM (OhOyF)

798 777: serious shit there my friend. wow. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 12:38 AM (KP5rU) yeah it was off the charts. It had strange axles, blow proof bell housing, pretty much the works. It was soooo overbuilt for the street it wasn't funny. The motor cost 5K to build in the early 80's. It was balanced, blue printed, the works. I got the car almost done for a steal. The dude who had it was scared shit of it, and HE got it from the dude who originally built it because HE was scared shit of it too, and I knew that dude also. The car was satan's chariot. No way was I going to tempt fate. It was rolling death. It had frigging drum brakes. I was going to convert to disk in the front but I decided to just bail. I never drove anything that scary since. I can't describe it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:49 PM (aMlLZ)

799 If I could have any car it would be a Ford RS200.

You have to admire something that was built to dominate a series that was a few months later deemed "too dangerous".

In my version of Mad Max, Mel drives an RS200.

Posted by: his underlings pilot fearsome bi-winged RS500 Cossies at January 30, 2017 07:51 PM (wpC7C)

800 >>I never drove anything that scary since. I can't describe it. A one-armed drummer can find work. A one armed guitarist, not so much.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 07:51 PM (OhOyF)

801 I drink coffee right before I go to bed. I have never found coffee to be such a stimulant as people like to claim. If coffee keeps you awake then throat lozenges probably knock you out. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2017 10:03 PM (zc3Db) I had a cousin-by-marriage, a light coronel in the Air Force. One day, he was feeling burnt out, completely drained. He went to the doc. The doc asked him about his caffeine intake, how much coffee he drank per day. My cousin-by-marriage stated he drank a pot of coffee a day The doc asked him, 'A Mr. Coffee pot?' No, one of those large 40 cup office pot urns found in every military office. The doc cut him off of caffeine and told him to go home for the weekend and come back Monday. My cousin-by-marriage went through literal withdrawal, shivering and shaking under a blanket all weekend. The first words the doc said when he saw him again was, 'So, how was YOUR weekend?'

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 07:53 PM (32Cwc)

802 A one-armed drummer can find work.

A one armed guitarist, not so much.


How about a one-armed violinist?

https://youtu.be/tD1Cl1L8WFQ  (slightly nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 07:54 PM (IcT7t)

803 Sane people really miss Romney now. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 11:19 PM (jHFYS) Hmm, I seem to remember that he was worse than Hitler back in 2012. Of course, McCain was worse than Hitler in 2008. W. Bush was Hitler in 00 and 04. Dole was worse than Hitler in 96. HW Bush was Hitler in 88 and 92. Reagan was Hitler in 80 and 84. Ford was Hitler in 76. Nixon, fucking Hitler in 60, 68 and 72. Goldwater, Hitler in 64. Ike, war hero but he fought in Germany, so Hitler in 52 and 56.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 30, 2017 07:55 PM (1JnAL)

804 A one-armed drummer can find work. A one armed guitarist, not so much. Posted by: garrett ------------- You know that EVERYTHING is on youtube now, right? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_b9MnUFeL0

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 07:58 PM (3+cYV)

805 A one-armed drummer can find work. A one armed guitarist, not so much. Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2017 12:51 AM (OhOyF) You mean dead guitarist. The very first ride when I slammed second the front wheels started coming up and it broke the fucking seat mount. That's when I knew I was in deep shit. The car was possessed. The dude who ended up with it put the motor in another car with an auto and 456s and went into the low 11s with it. Death Sled was more than a name, it was a warning.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 07:58 PM (aMlLZ)

806 What I really want to do is run for the hills, and get out of this hell pit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 12:45 AM (IcT7t)


I forget where your particular hell pit is located.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 08:02 PM (tHwdc)

807 I forget where your particular hell pit is located.

Valley of the Sunstroke.  AKA, Phoenix metro.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 08:05 PM (IcT7t)

808 It was a balmy 78 degrees during daylight hours ...

Posted by: Adriane the Scholastic Critic ... at January 30, 2017 08:07 PM (AoK0a)

809 I changed planes in Phoenix once.  It was 9 am and I was standing in the shade outside the terminal having a cig before my connection.  I think it was 185F.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 08:12 PM (tHwdc)

810 Berserker- Played 25 years before running my fretting hand through a dado blade. It did not help my dexterity. As the surgeon accompanied me into the o.r., I said, "If you can save these fingers, I play for my church's kids." He was at my bedside when I awoke, in tears. "I'm sorry, Mr. Simple, I had to take two of them." And he bawled. And I looked at him and said, "Well, it's not like I was any GOOD."

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 30, 2017 08:13 PM (7jX2E)

811 Airborne Beer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZe2H8nvUAM

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 08:13 PM (32Cwc)

812 I changed planes in Phoenix once. It was 9 am and I was standing in the shade outside the terminal having a cig before my connection. I think it was 185F.

Must have been late June.  I stepped on a street barefoot in June once.  Still have a dark spot on the bottom of my foot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 08:15 PM (IcT7t)

813 Goodnight everybody. Thanks for the great chat tonight!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2017 08:16 PM (u8kLQ)

814 Decided to watch the Breaking Bad DVDs I bought a while back. Season 1 is without opening or closing music. Its odd. I seem to recall opening and closing music. Something they skipped for the first season? I know the writers strike was going on when the first season started. Not sure that had anything to do with it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2017 08:19 PM (pY+s4)

815 809 I changed planes in Phoenix once. It was 9 am and I was standing in the shade outside the terminal having a cig before my connection. I think it was 185F. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------''- I spent some time in Nawlins during July & August after Katrina. It might have only been 100° , but you needed a machete & water wings just to get to your car in the morning. Humid is an understatement.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 08:19 PM (3+cYV)

816 my preference has switched from speed to endurance. would really like to have an old Hummer but have never heard someone say good things about their mechanical reliability, relative to most production cars. now if I had my own motorpool to maintain one that would be different.

would like something that goes anywhere.
---
get an M-35A2 W/Turbo....

Deuce FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:21 PM (qUXci)

817 get an M-35A2 W/Turbo.... Deuce FTW! Posted by: redc1c4 at January heh, well, anywhere includes the city. would like one though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:24 PM (cPsPa)

818 Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2017 01:21 AM (qUXci)

PS: Hummers are POS, noisy, cramped, despite their exterior size, and maintenance hogs... plus everything is higher echelon maintenance, so you can't fix shit, when it, inevitably goes south.

bring back the M-151 series.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:24 PM (qUXci)

819 500 plus posts and this is overnight. Hell and fire it is not yet midnight in flyover country. Sheesh we carried the water and chopped the wood.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2017 08:25 PM (Ik1WR)

820 Berserker- Played 25 years before running my fretting hand through a dado blade. It did not help my dexterity. As the surgeon accompanied me into the o.r., I said, "If you can save these fingers, I play for my church's kids." He was at my bedside when I awoke, in tears. "I'm sorry, Mr. Simple, I had to take two of them." And he bawled. And I looked at him and said, "Well, it's not like I was any GOOD." Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 31, 2017 01:13 AM (7jX2E) That's my nightmare. I almost lost my first finger on my fretting hand to an electric planer. My finger was just at the right angle were all it did was remove my finger print, but deep. They did a skin graft to save it, and the dude pulled a miracle. You can only see a small area now and getting smaller over the years. They weren't going to do anything at first until I told them I played guitar, THEN they called in a specialist.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 08:27 PM (aMlLZ)

821 weird thing, I would never watch a movie or show on dvd. something about the randomness of selection that make me like a show. if I had the entire collected works of everything on dvd I would never watch anything because I would never feel like watching any particular show. however, if something were to come on tv I would watch it. maybe it would be different were I stranded on a desert island. same thing with satellite radio, never listen to it because it is too channelized. is that a word? when you listen if to the radio if something you like comes along there is an element of luck associated with it that makes you like it even more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:28 PM (cPsPa)

822 Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg.

Posted by: Huey Duck at January 30, 2017 08:30 PM (wpC7C)

823 PS: Hummers are POS, noisy, cramped, despite their exterior size, and maintenance hogs... plus everything is higher echelon maintenance, so you can't fix shit, when it, inevitably goes south. bring back the M-151 series. Posted by: redc1c4 at January I do not doubt one word you typed. now this is something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrUVMdkb4_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmz-Evlmxk were I to spend obscene dollars on a car this is the way I would go now. they do have a horrible turning radius though. wonder if they would garner as much attention from the cops as a Lamborghini though? no cruise control.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:32 PM (cPsPa)

824 Korpen Flygur? Is that some kind of Scandi insult?

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 08:34 PM (3+cYV)

825 you can get an M-35 through the city...

ask me how i know

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:35 PM (JIXtG)

826 If I'd known what kind of trouble it was going to be, I would never have done it. Ironic upshot- I was making a safety jig.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 30, 2017 08:36 PM (7jX2E)

827 you can get an M-35 through the city... ask me how i know Posted by: redc1c4 at January which city?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:38 PM (cPsPa)

828 I wouldn't mind having a Unimog for a grocery getter. Much cooler than a Humvee any day.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 08:39 PM (3+cYV)

829 where is everyone? was there some early bird moron meetup somewhere this evening?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:39 PM (cPsPa)

830 I wouldn't mind having a Unimog for a grocery getter. Much cooler than a Humvee any day. Posted by: Chi at January very cool. these guys http://globalxvehicles.com/ do cool stuff with unimogs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:42 PM (cPsPa)

831 which city?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa)
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various parts of SoCal... the 50 BMG ring mount is *most* helpful. especially with inert rounds in the feed tray.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:42 PM (JIXtG)

832 various parts of SoCal... the 50 BMG ring mount is *most* helpful. especially with inert rounds in the feed tray. Posted by: redc1c4 at January heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

833 damn, I just finished scanning and skimming through the comments!

The talk about poker has me jonesing to go to the casino now, dang it.

I prefer limit holdem, or, better yet, limit Omaha high-lo.
I can play no-limit, but I tend to make that *one* mistake that costs me my stack!

Tourneys are great fun, I agree. Especially 'deep stack' tournaments.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2017 08:48 PM (8iiMU)

834 *peeks in*

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 08:48 PM (CRotO)

835 which city?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa
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true story: came back from Planet Irwin one weekend (it was sleeting when we woke up) and got all the way down to the I-10 when traffic went to shit. rolled down the shoulder til we got off, then took surface streets the rest of the way to the armory.

the rain had flooded the outside lanes, at least for mortal vehicles, so i got in the outside lane and drove.  a quick wrap of a random rag around the transfer case and stick shift holes and we were golden.

we chugged right on down the road, leaving a wall of water in our wake and got back to the armory before anyone.

oh yeah, my Deuce was towing a water boo, so there was an extra wave...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:50 PM (JIXtG)

836 "same thing with satellite radio, never listen to it because it is too channelized. " You would probably like this: http://radio.garden/

Posted by: Pepe Le Mooko at January 30, 2017 08:50 PM (CASVy)

837 834 *peeks in* Posted by: SMFH at January where the fuck have you been? you're late. your excuse better be sex, larceny, or some combination of them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:51 PM (cPsPa)

838 true story: came back from Planet Irwin one weekend (it was sleeting when we woke up) and got all the way down to the I-10 when traffic went to shit. rolled down the shoulder til we got off, then took surface streets the rest of the way to the armory. the rain had flooded the outside lanes, at least for mortal vehicles, so i got in the outside lane and drove. a quick wrap of a random rag around the transfer case and stick shift holes and we were golden. we chugged right on down the road, leaving a wall of water in our wake and got back to the armory before anyone. oh yeah, my Deuce was towing a water boo, so there was an extra wave... Posted by: redc1c4 at January heh, good story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 08:52 PM (cPsPa)

839 G'night everyone.

*peeks in*

Yes, you too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2017 08:52 PM (IcT7t)

840 heh, good story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)
---
even better 'cause it's true... I drenched some Corvette that was trying to ease his way into the street.

that day the truck should have been nicknamed "Moses" instead of "Devil Doll"

but i'm a die hard X fan, what can i say"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJoZ7wf45z8

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 08:59 PM (JIXtG)

841 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 01:51 AM (cPsPa) --- Sorry to disappoint. VFW and then grocery shopping.

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 09:00 PM (CRotO)

842 Niters, Blanco.

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2017 09:00 PM (CRotO)

843 replaying Spicer on CSPAN1.

If I were gay, I'd do him.....or he'd do me.

Or whatever.

lol




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2017 09:03 PM (8iiMU)

844 Returning to lurker status. Many comments are very amusing, Many comments are silly jerk offs. Yes, I know I am a bad, evil whatever person who does not conform just like the leftists expect conformity.. Enjoy you mutual master_____. You are intellectual folks figure it out. Note, I am not angrgy, merely disappointed. And, thus in your eyes evil. And you wonder why more do no flock to your banner, Get a clue, I and mine flock to our own banner.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2017 09:09 PM (Ik1WR)

845 #824 Watch the first 11 minutes, you'll get the idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOi3ic3LYHM&t=766s

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 09:09 PM (tHwdc)

846 843 replaying Spicer on CSPAN1. I was disappointed at his pick because I wanted a pit bull. I was wrong to doubt them. He comes out with a thorough scolding on their coverage and a few minutes later they're laughing, joking and all smiling. He's good.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 30, 2017 09:11 PM (GzDYP)

847 lol

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/trump-  destroyed-destroyed-destroyed-and-destroyed-again/  news-story/395b6f07e3f62bf2760cc9ed72ef09a8?nk  =44ffbc559bc681525390f1accf62c0c0-1485847082

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 09:15 PM (JIXtG)

848 Note, I am not angrgy, merely disappointed. And, thus in your eyes evil. And you wonder why more do no flock to your banner, Get a clue, I and mine flock to our own banner.
---
you give yourself too much credit...

suffering from delusions of adequacy will to that to you.

best wishes for a fast and permanent healing on your part!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 09:23 PM (JIXtG)

849 you give yourself too much credit... suffering from delusions of adequacy will to that to you. best wishes for a fast and permanent healing on your part! Posted by: redc1c4 at January was that even real? it made two comments on the thread. one meaningless one disturbed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 09:30 PM (cPsPa)

850 best wishes for a fast and permanent healing on your part! Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2017 02:23 AM (JIXtG) See, that's the difference between a proggie and a conservative: Conservatives care about proggies' insanity. Really, we do. We want them to get psychiatric help but, barring that, we'll settle for them having apoplectic strokes. But we care! We really do!

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 09:30 PM (32Cwc)

851 But we care! We really do!

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2017 02:30 AM (32Cwc)


--------


They wanted us to care.  Now we do. 

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)

852 Why am I awake?!  Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 09:34 PM (tHwdc)

853 I checked the interwebs and you need to have a body count of 7 to qualify as a massacre. So firing two incompetent employees and labeling it a massacre is more Fake News.
I would call it the Monday Night Reckoning. Now that's news.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 30, 2017 09:45 PM (FtrY1)

854 Saw Krauthammer on O'Reilly tonight. He's become a really nasty, old bitty over Trump. I think his position as a sage will suffer and he'll become barely relevant if he can't snap out of the NeverTrump camp he held in his closet. Its too bad because Kraut often had great analysis on foreign relations and many other issues. Actually sad.

Posted by: viking at January 30, 2017 09:49 PM (6y/kW)

855 "Monday Night Reckoning" That's good!

Posted by: viking at January 30, 2017 09:51 PM (6y/kW)

856 Krauthammer. Neocon gotta neocon. A globalist.
 He is a good analyst but has let the hate take him to the Dark Side.


Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 30, 2017 10:00 PM (FtrY1)

857 Yes, but I imagine he doesn't feel hate so much as contempt. Or at least that's my read on it. Or maybe that's just a real fine line.

Posted by: viking at January 30, 2017 10:03 PM (6y/kW)

858 #1 item left of the list of things you need in your car, a towel. I actually carry two. A smaller microfiber up front and a big one in the trunk. If you ever need to crawl around on the side of a street in the middle of winter, you want a towel.

Posted by: wodun at January 30, 2017 10:06 PM (lFga6)

859 Yikes, it IS late!

Posted by: viking at January 30, 2017 10:06 PM (6y/kW)

860 There's a channel on youtube that has a lot of 2003-2016 CSPAN videos with conservative authors. TJ Singh. And it seems like in 2000-2008 conservatives didn't have any kind of drive or passion or vision. We have had a positive trend of finding a voice and purpose that has been gathering for years, I think. Trump hit America's reset button. Krauthammer, et al, might be angry that the breadth of his American history just became less relevant. I can sympathize with that. But our victories and defeats are no longer his victories and defeats. He will find himself, like a liberal, an American only by happenstance.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2017 10:19 PM (VdICR)

861 Ah, meat. I miss Oscar Meyer Salami for Beer. *sigh*

I think it's still around, just can't get it here; also can't get Polly-o cheese or decent sausage for pizza in the Pacific Northwest. Top Food used to carry Shasta Black Cherry, but there's no one nearby any longer. And those good Entenmann's Devil's Food cakes with chocolate frosting... mmm.

Don't even get me started on the old Roy Rogers hamburgers with the fixings bar.





Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 30, 2017 10:27 PM (Gim9y)

862 #1 item left of the list of things you need in your car, a towel. I actually carry two. A smaller microfiber up front and a big one in the trunk. If you ever need to crawl around on the side of a street in the middle of winter, you want a towel. Posted by: wodun at January 31, 2017 03:06 AM (lFga6) Boy, you missed a perfect opportunity to use a 'Hitchhiker's Guide' sock on that comment.

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 10:31 PM (32Cwc)

863 Hydrogen link doesn't work. ScienceMag has too much cruft on their page. Knob-gobblers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 10:33 PM (PTSvA)

864 I am at the Virgin River Casino in Mesquite, NV, tonight. Innernets were down last night at Mottle 6 in Great Falls, MT. Working fine here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 10:36 PM (PTSvA)

865 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2017 03:36 AM (PTSvA) Look, you're lucky we left the light on for you. Quit yer complainin.....

Posted by: Tom Bodette at January 30, 2017 10:38 PM (d76uN)

866 Olive Loaf is still a step above the 1/2 White Meat 1/2 Dark Meat Turkey Roll.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 10:18 PM (OhOyF)


Hey, Garret. I don't know if Lima, MT is in your bailiwick, but I stopped at the Exxon convenience store there today, and they had a couple of nice-looking pistols, and a stainless steel revolver in a showcase there. Pistols were priced at $216 and change. Don't know any more than that, but might be worth a look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 10:49 PM (PTSvA)

867 The implications could be yuuuggee. https://mobile.twitter.com/resisterhood/status /825435325535252480

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 10:59 PM (d76uN)

868 Look, you're lucky we left the light on for you. Quit yer complainin.....
---
and the seat up too!

plus hot AND cold running bed bugs.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2017 10:59 PM (T3HM7)

869 "341.2 bottles of Pepsi Diet Lime would be terminal." Very likely true, particularly if they fell on your head.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2017 11:05 PM (2yngH)

870 Wow. A Pixy sighting - hello. This is like seeing Walt Disney while wandering around DisneyLand.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 11:10 PM (3+cYV)

871 Stealth Christian rock band.

They love America and believe we're exceptional.

Great live act.

The other guys in the band also think Bono is a wanker.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2017 11:07 PM (bQxkN)


Problem is, their music all sounds the same, and it sucks. Guitar: Clang!

rinse and repeat

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 11:15 PM (PTSvA)

872 Well had 1 day working in state, going to the right and a long road trip.for today. Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:15 PM (0AwCy)

873 Morning all. Lunch time. Friday afternoon for me,

Posted by: NativeNH at January 30, 2017 11:18 PM (obb1e)

874 I have a large towel in my truck in matching color of the body, have used it a few times.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:21 PM (0AwCy)

875 Well well well, just as everyone wanted Sally Yates was fired. Story at LegalInsurrection

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:25 PM (0AwCy)

876 874 I have a large towel in my truck in matching color of the body, have used it a few times. Posted by: Skip --------------- There's a cool frood who knows where his towel is.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 11:29 PM (3+cYV)

877 Good to know Leftists follow Ted Cruz on Twitter, he Tweeted about President Trump firing Yates and the trolls came out in force.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:33 PM (0AwCy)

878 This winning is really getting fun, so today will it be How will she feed her family? Or he can't do that she is only following the constitution?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:36 PM (0AwCy)

879 according to drudge only 27% of americans want new england to win. count me among that plucky cohort.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 11:38 PM (WTSFk)

880 ... 4:45 a.m... ... the internet... ...secrets...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 11:39 PM (WTSFk)

881 ... shhhhh...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 11:39 PM (WTSFk)

882 The Silver Auctions, run by Mitch Silver, whom I have met are affordable auctions for car car guys. Sure, there are some high-dollar cars, but they have plenty of stuff for a few thousand, sometimes even less.

He's having a March 17 auction at the Ft. McDowell Indian casino, and I will go to that, if I can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 11:45 PM (PTSvA)

883 Ray Didinger a very prominent sports writer who knows more about football than most players thinks the Falcons have a chance.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:45 PM (0AwCy)

884 I have watched classic car auctions on tv and am suprised how often you can get one for a steal.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 11:47 PM (0AwCy)

885 883: they have an excellent chance with a seriously impressive offense.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 11:47 PM (WTSFk)

886 ... and a fast defense.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 11:48 PM (WTSFk)

887 Crisp 6 degs at top of Mt balmy 12 at the base. Go Pats!! (Not that I follow those overpaid idiots) bye bye Yates.

Posted by: NativeNH at January 30, 2017 11:50 PM (obb1e)

888 Heh. I was down at the hardware store a while back. When I came out, an acquaintance of mine had his kind of tatty Healey 3000 parked in front with the bonnet up. I asked him what was wrong, he said that it just quit running. I felt the coil and almost blistered my hand. Just another shorted Lucas coil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497)


Well, there's the problem right there! Someone put a coil where the bobbin should be.

Posted by: Acting Grand Vizier of darkness at January 30, 2017 11:52 PM (PTSvA)

889 @850 RickZ "We want them to get psychiatric help but, barring that, we'll settle for them having apoplectic strokes. But we care! We really do!" There is only one thing you can do when a prog strokes out. Go through their pockets for loose change. It's the moron way.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 30, 2017 11:56 PM (E8UjU)

890 I had my own motorpool to maintain one that would be different. I did. :-) would like something that goes anywhere. --- get an M-35A2 W/Turbo.... Deuce FTW! Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2017 01:21 AM (qUXc) Better yet, M-35A2W/W

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 31, 2017 12:08 AM (Pd7Sl)

891 Gotta pack it up and go for that long road trip to work. Keep smiling and winning.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2017 12:10 AM (0AwCy)

892 The rack calls. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2017 12:11 AM (PTSvA)

893 Second Monday of the week mornin' to ya

Posted by: teej at January 31, 2017 12:28 AM (3duqG)

894 Morning all. This waking up early for work is highly over rated.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at January 31, 2017 12:34 AM (R3Jti)

895 Pandora's " Classic Country" has had a thing for Patsy Cline going all night. Been a little dusty in the cat at times, makes it hard to see the trail.

Posted by: NativeNH at January 31, 2017 12:35 AM (uM52W)

896 Mornin'. A whole lot of the left side of the interwebz seems convinced that Trump is about to be ousted - how, exactly, is unclear - and are ranting about how President Pence won't be much better. "Pence will still put gays and Muslims in camps but at least he'll probably fire Bannon" is about the sum of it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2017 12:53 AM (ul9CR)

897 Posted by: NativeNH at January 31, 2017 05:35 AM (uM52W) About where in NH do you call home? It's a beautiful state....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2017 12:55 AM (rF0hx)

898 Pandora's " Classic Country" has had a thing for Patsy Cline going all night. Been a little dusty in the cat at times, makes it hard to see the trail.

Posted by: NativeNH at January 31, 2017 05:35 AM (uM52W)

=================



Patsy Cline.  A bright star who fell from the sky.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG-8uZg2uV0

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2017 12:55 AM (dFi94)

899 Trump works more hours than I sleep. I sleep 12 hours then watch TV for 4.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 31, 2017 12:56 AM (bc2Lc)

900 They are dreaming , Trump is not going anywhere

Posted by: NativeNH at January 31, 2017 12:56 AM (obb1e)

901 All I got of the early morning MSM news this am,  Trump, Hitler, Nazi, Trump, Hitler, Nazi, Trump hates Muslims.....any other news, Is Schumer still crying in front of the TV cameras.?

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2017 01:01 AM (nxlAK)

902 Chuck-You Schumer is pure evil.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 31, 2017 01:03 AM (Vevy5)

903 Remember liberals, only 1450 more days of this BS until Jan 20, 2020.

Oh, and this:

It's. The. Law.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2017 01:07 AM (1BQGO)

904 Good morning! Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:12 AM (u82oZ)

905 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] [/b] at January 31, 2017 01:21 AM (J+eG2)

906 So President Trump has freed Sally Yates from Job Lock? The guy is a giver, I tells ya'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] [/b] at January 31, 2017 01:23 AM (J+eG2)

907 Cold morning in Cincy. Got the scrapple and eggs frying in bacon grease. Lubricates the innards.

Posted by: Cincinnati Slim at January 31, 2017 01:25 AM (bc2Lc)

908 Ya know, I'm less forgiving of the Left the more they act like evil children.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:27 AM (u82oZ)

909 About where in NH do you call home? It's a beautiful state... That ain't no state! 'Roun heah we call NH a wide spot in thuh road.

Posted by: * TEXAS * at January 31, 2017 01:28 AM (pxwEr)

910 Good morning VIA. Is Bal'mer still outshooting Chicago on a per capita basis. Like it did last year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:29 AM (u82oZ)

911 What, pray tell, is this "scrapple" you speak of?

Posted by: Chitlins at January 31, 2017 01:30 AM (pxwEr)

912 Good Morning Daywalkers, Via,

President Trump whacked an Acting Atty. Gen for failure to follow orders.
It doesn't get any better than saying "YOUR FIRED" to an idiot.

Saying insurrection is such an ugly thing but Obumbles seems to be trying to run the country from retirement which is exceedingly poor form. I think it will not end well for him if he foments insurrection.

Anyway, its been exceedingly fun watching Democrats vent and rage because they lost the election and the person now in office is actually following through on what he said he was going to do.

I can only hope the spineless wimps in the Senate have the nads to shut off debate and push through President Trump's nominee's.

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable Conservative at January 31, 2017 01:33 AM (4pjhs)

913 We need to get behind our Senators and PUSH.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:34 AM (u82oZ)

914 Is Bal'mer still outshooting Chicago on a per capita basis. Like it did last year? Posted by: NaCly Dog

Don't know, but the good news is that muggings and robberies have increased in a couple of the "good" neighborhoods compared to 2015.

That means another march out to the suburbs so that the Libs can continue to vote and support the people and causes that turned some nice areas into shit holes.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2017 01:34 AM (8ikIW)

915 Hillsboro area. Yeah it was a nice place till the Massholes overran us.

Posted by: NativeNH at January 31, 2017 01:39 AM (obb1e)

916 "Is Bal'mer still outshooting Chicago on a per capita basis. Like it did last year?" Yes, I believe we are. At a 4:1 ratio, we would be at roughly 130 Chicago Units. right now. And yes, the good neighborhoods are seeing the infiltration of the behavior. Interestingly, there are no Law Enforcement Officers listed as suspects in the murders of any of these young black males.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] [/b] at January 31, 2017 01:40 AM (J+eG2)

917 The Windy City stands at 53 murders for the month. 4 behind last year's. The neighborhood of Austin is the deadliest with 9 murders and 32 wounded. Mans inhumanity to man is on full display again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 31, 2017 01:44 AM (d76uN)

918 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: aa at January 31, 2017 01:44 AM (KCxzN)

919 Reading about the Chicago neighborhoods that are having more problems, they say it's because Mayor Rahmalahmadingdong has the cops backing off on the proactive policing that some people call profiling.
So the cops get to wait until there is a problem to do anything.

I have no problem with a cop stopping and talking to someone who is acting suspicious, or is a known trouble maker, and just letting the person know the cops are around.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2017 01:46 AM (8ikIW)

920 Schumer: Sally Yates a profile in courage........................

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 31, 2017 01:46 AM (AkcYt)

921 Thanks, VIA. My entire family is south of you in Maryland. Yet for all their smarts they can't put 2 and 2 together. Maybe binge watching The Wire would help, but they seem to have "The Narrative" written into their brain. When people ask me why I'm in Kansas. I point east and say "Because my family is back there."

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:47 AM (u82oZ)

922 The neighborhood of Austin is the deadliest with 9 murders and 32 wounded.

Mans inhumanity to man is on full display again. Posted by: Tim in Illinois

I had read that the Austin neighborhood is becoming more hispanic. So it might be the start of more turf wars.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2017 01:48 AM (8ikIW)

923 My Senators are Cory " Meet my imaginary friend TBone) Booker and Bob "I'm keeping a sort of low profile right now, in case Democrats go after me again" Menendez. Will support the Democrat agenda totally without even blinking a eye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2017 01:48 AM (fDdVG)

924 But, yes, I think if you have Senators who are or might go RINO squish you need to e-mail and call them repeatedly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2017 01:49 AM (fDdVG)

925 FenelonSpoke Well, there is only so much you can do with a Federal Senator. You have my sympathy. I was part of a plucky group that tried very hard in 2014 to replace Roberts (3rd Virginia Senator) with a Kansan. We failed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:52 AM (u82oZ)

926 Work preps commence. May every traffic light turn green as you approach. And let America be America commence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:54 AM (u82oZ)

927 Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2017 06:48 AM (8ikIW) Nothing will change in Chicago until the mayor has a family member or two shot in broad daylight in or around his residence. Even then I'm not sure anything would change because of the political optics. We the people are just pieces of replaceable meat to politicians. Family or not.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 31, 2017 01:54 AM (d76uN)

928 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at January 31, 2017 01:55 AM (u82oZ)

929 Suicide dogs=hot dogs...slather them with mustard write goat on the side turn them around with a pat on the bum..voila doggie drones.

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2017 02:02 AM (+zN6H)

930 The Senate was a mistake in the making, and the founders were aware of it. Tying their election to state legislatures was, I believe, the founders attempt at keeping the Senate from turning into a House of Lords but we screwed that up. Now the self-important windbags are mostly beyond saving.

Posted by: MTF, #NotMyDeadHorse at January 31, 2017 02:04 AM (X4ZNp)

931 I have no problem with a cop stopping and talking to someone who is acting suspicious, or is a known trouble maker, and just letting the person know the cops are around.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2017 06:46 AM (8ikIW)


Most big cities that's a no, no.  The ACLU and the fine citizens of the cities don't like it, so say the Democrats.

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2017 02:14 AM (nxlAK)

932 Nothing will change in Chicago until the mayor has a family member or two shot in broad daylight in or around his residence. Even then I'm not sure anything would change because of the political optics.

We the people are just pieces of replaceable meat to politicians. Family or not.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 31, 2017 06:54 AM (d76uN)


Didn't one of his family member have a problem on the street or nearby street where the mayor lives, last year?  Didn't make any difference, probably only just brought in more cops to protect the mayors area.

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2017 02:17 AM (nxlAK)

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