April 29, 2005
— Ace First, he discovered a time machine in his attic; then, a shrinking machine.
Luckily, it turns out that his attic is just full of miracle gadgets from the far future. Otherwise he wouldn't have enough money to pay next month's subscription fees for Everquest.
I'm no expert, but it looks like it probably works to me. And the vendor himself... I don't know, he just has a look that to me projects authority and credibility.
But that's not all!
If you order now, you'll also receive:
1. the mind reading machine
2. two paper print outs of peoples thoughts
3. a postcard of four guys in a old car dated 1909 chicago, with unknown writting on back.
8. a german cook book from 1954
11. page out of the sunday news nov 15, 1936
High bid is currently $57 or so, which, to me, sounds like a freaking steal. I'd say just the German cookbook was worth that much.
Thanks to Rocketeer67.
Crap, think they're gonna figure out how much time I spend at this goofy blog instead of working?
Posted by: Rocketeer67 at April 29, 2005 09:18 AM (0PSV4)
Posted by: Tom Elia at April 29, 2005 09:37 AM (UMxoz)
By the way, guy, we all can see that's the same device that Dr. Emmitt Brown wore in "Back to the Future." If you're going to run your scams, at least be original.
Posted by: Robb at April 29, 2005 09:55 AM (BAGYo)
Posted by: Johnny Catbird at April 29, 2005 10:15 AM (1g1Gp)
I'm laughing so hard my co-workers are coming in to check on me.
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 29, 2005 10:16 AM (DiZv6)
Posted by: Patrick at April 29, 2005 10:34 AM (Hdn6c)
Uncle Ray bought the time machine. Kip is interested in the mind reading device.
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at April 29, 2005 10:40 AM (Byr3j)
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Posted by: BrewFan at April 29, 2005 11:50 AM (Byr3j)
ho ho it is to laugh.
just you wait until I patent it, jokey-McJokemeister.
And the cookbook alone is worth every dime of the whole package
Posted by: hobgoblin at April 29, 2005 12:00 PM (2da3S)
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Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2005 07:49 PM (x7WQa)
What can I say....insanity turns me on.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at April 30, 2005 10:05 AM (tLqLU)
Not only do you get the mind reading machine, you get all the loose crap he found lying around it in his attic! Wow.
This is the BEST part...
"The mind reading machine does not work from what i could tell, but some one who knows electronics might be able to figure it out. "
And he has 13 bids on it. Who's worse off in life here, the bidders or the seller? It's just too close to call.
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