July 31, 2010

Miguel Batista, Full Time Pitcher For Washington Nationals, Part Time Super Genius
— DrewM

Phenom pitcher Stephen Strasburg is the only reason people still have a vague sense the Washington Nationals are actually a major league team. The games he starts routinely triple or quadruple the Nats regular attendance. So when he was replaced on Tuesday without any warning because of shoulder stiffness his replacement Miguel Batista was booed by his home team 'fans' before he even threw a single pitch.

Batista wound up pitching the well and the Nats won the game but afterward he said he understood the reaction of the fans.

"Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos," Batista said.

And apt comparison and kind of funny. Until Batista started getting questions about it and realized he may have insulted her. That's where the super genius part comes in.

The Washington Post's Nationals beat reporter Adam Kilgore caught up with Batista on Wednesday and asked him if he'd ever seen a picture of Miss Iowa.

"You mean Katherine Connors?" Batista told Kilgore. "Yeah, she's gorgeous. Gorgeous.

"People started booing me, and they hadn't seen me throw a pitch yet. It's like you hear Miss Iowa, and you say, 'Iowa?' And then you see her up close and you say, 'Wow, she's gorgeous.' "

To make sure he earns Miss Connors' forgiveness, Batista also sent her flowers and said he hopes they arrive on Wednesday.

See that? Insult a beauty queen and use that as an in to meet her.

And it worked.

The Nats had Connors come to DC last night to throw out the first pitch and Batista has been invited to be a judge at the next Miss Iowa pageant.

Super genius.

Let me just say, I know a lot of you realized there was a new post here at the HQ and expected it to be from Ace (don't laugh (yet), I'm doing a bit here). When you found out it was me, you were no doubt disappointed. It's like winning a contest where you're told you'll meet Megyn Kelly (wearing the hot librarian glasses) and it turns out they subbed in Judy Greer.

Wait, that's insulting to Judy Greer. Can someone get me an address so I can send her flowers and a phone number so I can call an apologize?

Oh and the obligatory Miss Iowa photo....

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Miguel Batista...Real Man of Genius.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:50 AM | Comments (639)
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1 I have a new hero. No one saw it coming, and chicks like assholes even if they don't want to. Any guy can get any woman, all he has to do is break them down a little

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 31, 2010 07:54 AM (or6Aq)

2 I love the hills and valleys of Iowa

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 07:55 AM (+sBB4)

3 Well played good sir. Well played indeed!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 31, 2010 07:55 AM (oIp16)

4 I am so glad to be a man.  Yowza.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2010 07:55 AM (0K3p3)

5 Bunk

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 31, 2010 07:55 AM (tf9Ne)

6 My first thought was... I wonder what she thinks of gay marriage?

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 07:56 AM (+sBB4)

7 In real life, she doesn't much resemble that picture. That's like the winner in an Extreme Shooping competition. But she is hot, in a totally different way.

Posted by: oblig. at July 31, 2010 07:57 AM (x7Ao8)

8 Breasts.  FAKE.

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 07:57 AM (7Pu9b)

9 8: Your point?

Posted by: Chris R at July 31, 2010 07:58 AM (AO4qz)

10

You guys remember when I posted as "The Boobie Watcher"?  Now I'm posting as myself.  Want sex.  Send phone number.

Did I get that right?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 07:58 AM (phwHZ)

11 #10, kind of...deflates things for me.

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 07:59 AM (7Pu9b)

12

"You mean Katherine Connors?" Batista told Kilgore. "Yeah, she's gorgeous. Gorgeous.

"People started booing me, and they hadn't seen me throw a pitch yet. It's like you hear Miss Iowa, and you say, 'Iowa?' And then you see her up close and you say, 'Wow, she's gorgeous.' "

To make sure he earns Miss Connors' forgiveness, Batista also sent her flowers and said he hopes they arrive on Wednesday.

That's a classy comeback to a senseless comment.  Good on Batista.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:00 AM (9hSKh)

13 Wait a minute.  I just moved from Iowa to Florida.  I didn't see any girls like that when I was living up there, and I lived just outside Iowa City, home of the University of Iowa.

(Yeh, I know, I'm a girl too, and what would I be doing checking out chicks?  But still, no....there were some cute girls, and some "butterface" girls, but no hot girls like that to be found.  Florida on the other hand.....)

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at July 31, 2010 08:01 AM (nbYij)

14

8  FAKE

no, they are real

real nice

Posted by: fred 'wide receiver' flintstone at July 31, 2010 08:01 AM (gg4j2)

15 So... Batista is gorgeous?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:02 AM (phwHZ)

16 8 Breasts.  FAKE.

They're all bundles of flesh and fat used to feed babies, looking at them from a strict biochemical viewpoint.  The "fake" ones just have an extra element (Si) in them.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:02 AM (9hSKh)

17 #15, well, they don't look it, which is, at least, an indictment of someone's taste in what a photo should look like.

(I apologize to Ms. Iowa, and will be sending her flowers first think tomorrow.)

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 08:03 AM (7Pu9b)

18 #18  (I apologize to Ms. Iowa, and will be sending her flowers first think tomorrow.)

That gimmick only works once before it loses its novelty. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:04 AM (9hSKh)

19 Damn, I'd spend some serious time cruisin' I-80, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2010 08:06 AM (MMC8r)

20 Nice to see that some people have class and aren't afraid to show it.  Well done indeed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2010 08:06 AM (eNxMU)

21 It's like you expect Megyn Kelly to be your lawyer, and you end up with Lynne Stewart. Ooops . . . anyone have Lynne Stewart's number?

Posted by: Super Idiot at July 31, 2010 08:07 AM (liBQN)

22 PP is correct. Those funbags are as fake as an Axelrod AstroTurf campaign. I would, however, still hit it. And not feel at all bad about it the next morning. Though I might feel a twinge of guilt at sneaking out the door before she woke up so I wouldn't have to talk to her.

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at July 31, 2010 08:07 AM (BZ2Bm)

23 So, the smart move is to have some chick in mind, then work her name in when you are interviewed. Nice.

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 08:09 AM (+sBB4)

24 She's No. 284138529.

Posted by: Warden, Danbury Federal Prison at July 31, 2010 08:10 AM (liBQN)

25

People started booing me, and they hadn't seen me throw a pitch yet. It's like you hear Miss Iowa, and you say, 'Iowa?' Why, Iowa's full of obese ugly farmgirls with Adams apples and hair on their chests.  And then you see her up close and you say, 'Wow, she's gorgeous.' "

Admit it Batista.  It's what you meant.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2010 08:11 AM (7ppar)

26 I just moved from Iowa to Florida.  I didn't see any girls like that when I was living up there.

So it must not be the corn-fed diet alone.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 31, 2010 08:12 AM (GGulh)

27 "My No. 1 request was to put my Miss USA bikini back on and throw the pitch, but that would have been another whole news story."

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 08:13 AM (+sBB4)

28 Interesting tidbits of info about Batista:

(yeah, yeah, wikipedia, that fount of knowledge).

He has published his own poetry book: Sentimientos en Blanco y Negro ("Feelings in Black and White"). And he also has a published novel to his name, The Avenger of Blood.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:14 AM (9hSKh)

29 23 PP is correct. Those funbags are as fake as an Axelrod AstroTurf campaign.

I would, however, still hit it. And not feel at all bad about it the next morning.

Though I might feel a twinge of guilt at sneaking out the door before she woke up so I wouldn't have to talk to her.

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at July 31, 2010 01:07 PM (BZ2Bm)

Well yeah, because you'd be an idiot for not hitting it again in the morning.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2010 08:17 AM (oVQFe)

30 Note to self:

Become professional MLB player. Pick up checks, then chicks.

Who knew it would be so easy?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2010 08:18 AM (swuwV)

31 I'd like to get back on the mound

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 08:19 AM (+sBB4)

32 Why do you always do this?  Where the picture for us gals?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 08:19 AM (p302b)

33 that was an awesome save.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2010 08:20 AM (Wh0W+)

34

Well played.  Now who can I insult for potential action............

Allysa Milano is such a bitch!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 08:21 AM (yQWNf)

35 Why do you always do this? Where the picture for us gals? ----------------- I thought gals were not into visual stimulation, but instead were interested in conversation and commitment.

Posted by: wHodat at July 31, 2010 08:22 AM (+sBB4)

36 Miguel Batista's' man card has Dick Cheney's' autograph on it .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 31, 2010 08:22 AM (RNW0d)

37 ...the baseball been berry-berry good to me...

Posted by: Miguel Batista at July 31, 2010 08:24 AM (bEbCY)

38 Whoa! Talk about a Field of Dreams moment... "Is this heaven?" "No. It's (Miss) Iowa."

Posted by: fapo at July 31, 2010 08:24 AM (TcaE8)

39 When you found out it was me, you were no doubt disappointed.

Well yeah...but not because we were expecting ace.

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 08:24 AM (VuLos)

40 #36  Allysa Milano is such a bitch!

She is, along with being a fountain of decadence.

/Except I mean it.  .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:25 AM (9hSKh)

41 I thought Batista's original comment was perfect.  Everyone knows that Miss Iowa (or Miss Whatever) is always going to be good looking, at the very least, but if they went to see Miss Universe, they were expecting the absolute best in the world (allegedly).  As Batista was comparing himself to Miss Iowa in the original comment, he was saying that he was very good (as she would be very beautiful) but just not the best, as people were expecting to see.

That said, his reaction to the silly attempt to make it look like he was slurring Iowa was perfect, too.

I like this Batista guy.  Not nearly as much as I like Miss Iowa, but ...

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 08:27 AM (Qp4DT)

42

See what those loose meat sandwiches can do for a gal

I'll be in my bunk ....for a while

Send beer

Posted by: beedubya at July 31, 2010 08:28 AM (AnTyA)

43 #36  Allysa Milano is such a bitch!

She is, along with being a fountain of decadence.

/Except I mean it.  .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:25 PM

 

I would pay some serious drachma to see said fountain!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 08:28 AM (yQWNf)

44

An athlete with a personaility.  Always nice to see.

What does Iowahawk think of this story?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 08:31 AM (IRwVS)

45

Somehow I don't think if I insulted a beauty queen things would turn out the same for me..

Can't hurt to try, though

Hey, Miss Texas...yer butt ugly...

Posted by: beedubya at July 31, 2010 08:31 AM (AnTyA)

46 Is it just me or does that one elbow seem kinda sharp ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 31, 2010 08:31 AM (NuAIL)

47

Yeah, it's like wanting to meet Meghan McCain and Chelsea Clinton shows up.

Sheesh!

Posted by: Not Dating Right Now at July 31, 2010 08:35 AM (f3dk6)

48 I just want to point out that I'm actually a Super Dooper Genius. I went to see Miss Iowa, and actually got a Blow Job.

Posted by: Miguel Batista at July 31, 2010 08:35 AM (tJjm/)

49 A black player would have really wanted to meet Miss Idaho.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 08:36 AM (o7kZZ)

50 She seems like a nice kid with a sense of humor. Good for her. I hope she milks her fame for as much as she can. And Batista seems like an OK guy also.

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 08:36 AM (U5btG)

51 8 Breasts. FAKE. Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (7Pu9b) Felt real to me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 31, 2010 08:37 AM (tJjm/)

52

OT

The fact that Andy Griffith of all people is pimping Ostumble care is a big disappointment for me.  I know he supported him in 08, but I figured he was just being nice to Ron Howard or something.

The Andy Griffith show is one of my all time favorites.  Andy Taylor was wise, and conservative.  Taylor would have seen right through a huckster like Ostumble.

Hell, Ben Matlock would have too.

Oh well.  At least Hugh Beaumont can't disappoint me.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 08:37 AM (IRwVS)

53 Where's Russ?

Posted by: someone at July 31, 2010 08:38 AM (DfAwB)

54 O/T: Anyone else notice that the Doctor in Doctor Who is America? Think about it. A foreign entity with advanced technology that is always saving Britain from grave peril.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 31, 2010 08:38 AM (WZFkG)

55 Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2010 08:40 AM (9Cooa)

56 @58: I always scoffed at the notion that weird aliens would always show up in Britain, but come to think of it, just look at all the Muzzies they have over there now...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 31, 2010 08:40 AM (tJjm/)

57 56: Like going to see Chelsea Clinton and Amy Carter shows up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2010 08:40 AM (9Cooa)

58 The Nationals will have to build a bunk on the mound.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 08:41 AM (o7kZZ)

59 Miss Iowa reminds me vaguely of Plenty O'Toole from Diamonds Are Forever.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 31, 2010 08:41 AM (tJjm/)

60 62 The Nationals will have to build a bunk on the mound. Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 01:41 PM (o7kZZ) You Miss Iowa's mound? I could bunk that all day...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 31, 2010 08:42 AM (tJjm/)

61 O/t:  ""They are simply open-minded and adventurous young people who represent the best of America, and of the human spirit. They have never had any quarrel with the government of Iran, and have great respect for the Iranian people," Obama added."
"Obama recalled a similar case, Robert Levinson, who went missing in Iran over three years ago. Up to this day, there is no information regrinding Levinson's whereabouts or his welfare."

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 08:43 AM (p302b)

62 Note:  This is the first non-sarcastic reference to a super genius on this blog.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:44 AM (phwHZ)

63

It's like waiting to meet Rosie and Margaret Cho shows up.

Posted by: Legally Blind But Not Gay at July 31, 2010 08:45 AM (f3dk6)

64 I bet she likes to play hide the salami.

Posted by: Hide The Salami Aficianado at July 31, 2010 08:46 AM (phwHZ)

65 I didn't see any girls like that when I was living up there, and I lived just outside Iowa City, home of the University of Iowa.

Well, duh!  You'll never see girls like that in Iowa City/U of I because Iowa City/U of I = feminist lesbian pinko eco-fascists.

Try Ames.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 31, 2010 08:47 AM (I6syi)

66 It's like expecting to meet Catherine of Aragon and Mary Boleyn shows up.

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at July 31, 2010 08:48 AM (o7kZZ)

67 I'd sure like to be her corn cob

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 08:48 AM (o7kZZ)

68 My God she's hot.

Posted by: Z Ryan :| at July 31, 2010 08:49 AM (cMo6P)

69 She can hold her own in the quips department: "A lot of people are mad about it because somebody's talking smack about Iowa," Connors said. "You do not talk smack to an Iowan." "Connors also issued her own challenge to Batista: "I told him I can throw a pitch or two. The question is, can he walk in my bikini in high heels.""

Posted by: Moi at July 31, 2010 08:52 AM (bjYAr)

70 66 Note:  This is the first non-sarcastic reference to a super genius on this blog.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:44 PM (phwHZ)

I do remember Ace praising Wile E. Coyote a couple of years ago.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 08:52 AM (o7kZZ)

71 8 Breasts.  FAKE.

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (7Pu9b)


Yeah.  The only people that point out that women have fake breastises are gay men and women with small boobs.  Men don't care.  In fact, we encourage it.

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 08:53 AM (C8Pcc)

72 Are those real ???   Is anything real any more?

( see how I jumped from crudity to philosophy ? )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, cultural savant at July 31, 2010 08:53 AM (JrRME)

73 I'd sure like to be her corn cob

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 01:48 PM

Look at the way these hick Jews talk.

Posted by: Hide The Salami Aficianado at July 31, 2010 08:53 AM (phwHZ)

74

"I'd sure like to help her grind her corn."

Texas Jew

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:54 AM (phwHZ)

75 It's  like turning on the TV  to see Megyn Kelly and  Rachel Maddow is on...

Posted by: shot my TV at July 31, 2010 08:55 AM (bEbCY)

76

"We gonna jump in the hay and have a hootinanny!"

--Texas Jew

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:55 AM (phwHZ)

77

It's like waiting to meet Joeseph Stalin, and Barack Obama shows up.

Swooon!

Posted by: The 52% at July 31, 2010 08:56 AM (f3dk6)

78 My five non-gay arms are stimulated by her, while the other three are fondling Sharktopus.

Posted by: Paul the Octopus at July 31, 2010 08:56 AM (o7kZZ)

79

"I'd sure like to ride that filly."

--Texas Jew

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:56 AM (phwHZ)

80 73 She can hold her own in the quips department:

"A lot of people are mad about it because somebody's talking smack about Iowa," Connors said. "You do not talk smack to an Iowan."

"Connors also issued her own challenge to Batista: "I told him I can throw a pitch or two. The question is, can he walk in my bikini in high heels.""

I'll be glad to take copious notes on her walking in high heels and a bikini.  I'll even go as far as to offer my living room as a testing area.  I think this is worthy of American Recovery Act funding.  Critical research necessary for the continuance of the human race.

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 08:57 AM (C8Pcc)

81

"I'd cut me that shiksa outta the herd."

--Texas Jew

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:58 AM (phwHZ)

82 77 I'd sure like to be her corn cob

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 01:48 PM

Look at the way these hick Jews talk.

Posted by: Hide The Salami Aficianado at July 31, 2010 01:53 PM (phwHZ)


Is that a troll?  Please?  God we need a troll... it's been so long...

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 08:59 AM (C8Pcc)

83 So looks like Kaus is getting Journolist members to actually respond to discussions of what they were up to;

http://tinyurl.com/258kvzm

Anyone want to leave a note for Mr Yglesia?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2010 08:59 AM (bgcml)

84

You guys are really missing the entire Iowa/Corn/Corn cob/Ethanol concinnity.

 

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:00 AM (o7kZZ)

85 HeatherRadish: good call. When I went to ISU in the early 90s there were some very good looking girls there. Bonus: several of them ran the various campus conservative organizations. Downside: they were all dating football players. That said, Ames was not free of pinko lesbian feminists (as with any campus, you could follow them to the English department building).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2010 09:00 AM (imD7p)

86 Don't know if he's a genius, but he's DAMN quick on his feet!  Barry Sanders couldn't have topped those moves

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 31, 2010 09:01 AM (r/5/5)

87

You guys are really missing the entire Iowa/Corn/Corn cob/Ethanol concinnity.

Heh.  I thought it was a reference to Faulkner's Sanctuary.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:03 AM (phwHZ)

88 It's like crawling into bed with a movie star -- hoping it's Kumar in there, but you end up with Chewbacca.

Posted by: Barry O. at July 31, 2010 09:03 AM (lKgDj)

89

Heh.  I thought it was a reference to Faulkner's Sanctuary.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:03 PM (phwHZ)

Oh yes, Faulkner porn. I see that.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:04 AM (o7kZZ)

90 i know she's of age and all, and wise in the ways of the world, no doubt. but the thing is, when you actually meet a miss america contestant type they are surprisingly young. i mean like naive, amazingly young kids. the one's ive met i wanted to protect from the dirty old men who run those shows.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:06 AM (73jUp)

91 That said, Ames was not free of pinko lesbian feminists (as with any campus, you could follow them to the English department building).

Yeah, I had some of them as professors, and in my art classes.  And the co-eds I taught there in the College of Home Ec that were conventionally hot were also spectacularly dumb (which I understand doesn't matter much to y'all

Good times, good times.

Posted by: HeatherRadish is from Iowa, just sayin' at July 31, 2010 09:06 AM (I6syi)

92

Wow... took an unforced error and turned it into a double play....

/Salute!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2010 09:07 AM (H+oXM)

93 Does watching "The Music Man" three times  make me an expert on Iowa?

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:08 AM (o7kZZ)

94

...double play

I think Batista was trying to say that he's gorgeous.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:08 AM (phwHZ)

95 Does watching "The Music Man" three times make me an expert on Iowa? Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 02:08 PM (o7kZZ) No, but it does make you an expert on Buddy hacket

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 09:09 AM (U5btG)

96 What is it this weekend? I took today off to do work in the yard and instead of the normal 1 post per 6 hours we have them rolling out like pop-up thunderstorms over the red clay cotton patches in GA. 

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2010 09:09 AM (/jbAw)

97 She's using him to get to Strasbourg.

Posted by: 48%er at July 31, 2010 09:10 AM (kcqZS)

98 Texas Jew, my good fellow, Ace was correct.  I AM a certified genius.  I was, to put it bluntly, a victim of the unending malfeasance of the Acme corporation whose mediocre products relentlessly undermined me in my attempts to bring down that perstiferous fowl

Posted by: Wile E Coyote at July 31, 2010 09:10 AM (r/5/5)

Posted by: HeatherRadish is from Iowa, just sayin' at July 31, 2010 09:12 AM (I6syi)

100 99 Does watching "The Music Man" three times make me an expert on Iowa?
Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 02:08 PM (o7kZZ)

No, but it does make you an expert on Buddy hacket

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 02:09 PM (U5btG)

And French literature, such as Ballllllllllllllllllllllzac.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:12 AM (o7kZZ)

101
So which moron will be the first to insult Chelsea Clinton so you can meet her, send flowers, and stroke her hump?

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 09:12 AM (v1gw3)

102 There has long been the notion of the super hot farmer's daughter.  When did our culture lose that long-ingrained idea?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 09:13 AM (Qp4DT)

103 "No, but it does make you an expert on Buddy hacket" I had a bizarre encounter with Buddy Hacket and Nipsy Russel at a Soup Plantation.

Posted by: Moi at July 31, 2010 09:13 AM (bjYAr)

104 So which moron will be the first to insult Chelsea Clinton so you can meet her, send flowers, and stroke her hump? Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 02:12 PM (v1gw3) Well she sure is trading down in last names

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 09:13 AM (U5btG)

105

Iowa makes the best starship captains too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:14 AM (phwHZ)

106 But their me-first voter attitude is bullshit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:14 AM (phwHZ)

107 103 Ah, here we go:

you are brilliant and subtle if you come from Iowa and really strange and you live as you live and you are always very well taken care of if you come from Iowa.

Also smug

Posted by: HeatherRadish is from Iowa, just sayin' at July 31, 2010 02:12 PM (I6syi)

"Well taken care of" = huge Ethanol Subsides.

I'd be a lot happier with Iowa if they'd feed Tom Harkin to Wu's pigs.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:15 AM (o7kZZ)

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:15 AM (p302b)

109
I won the Miss America pageant representing Ideeho!

Posted by: Shanika Greene, Alvin's lost cousin at July 31, 2010 09:15 AM (v1gw3)

110

And their ethanol subsidies are a pork barrel waste of money.  Tuns out alcohol from prairie grass is more economical.

But don't tell Big Gubmint Grassley that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:16 AM (phwHZ)

111 thing is, teenagers today aren't what they used to be.i went to an outdoor santana concert a few years back and was shocked at the lascivious displays some of these little teeny-boppers were putting on. when i was growing up, a slow dance at a neighbors party and a kiss was like the BIG DEAL! just to tie things up: "kids, what's the matter with kids today?"

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:16 AM (73jUp)

112 Hmmmm.

Smart return on the serve.

Posted by: memomachine at July 31, 2010 09:17 AM (MwCol)

113 109

Iowa makes the best starship captains too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:14 PM (phwHZ)

Hmmm. And I always thought that Jewish Canadians with bad hairpieces made the best Starship captains.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 09:21 AM (o7kZZ)

114 The Fake or Natural boob issue is one of paramount importance in these troubled times. Worthy of extensive study. As to the question of whether the carpet matches the drapes? I'm willing to take one for the team, and delve deeply into the issue, extensively exploring all options and reporting my findings in meticulous detail.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2010 09:21 AM (9Lm5R)

115 ... otherwise, super post.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:24 AM (73jUp)

116 CORN FED!!!!

And btw...Plastic Titties are nasty.  I don't give a shit what you say.  Not saying this gal has em'.  Just saying the idea of getting a plastic bag crammed under your skin is fucking gross.

Posted by: Portnoy at July 31, 2010 09:25 AM (azgo2)

117 #69 ~ Dang, HeatherRadish, tell us how you really feel, ok?

(BTW....go Hawkeyes!!!) 

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at July 31, 2010 09:25 AM (nbYij)

118

Hmmm. And I always thought that Jewish Canadians with bad hairpieces made the best Starship captains.

(snort)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:25 AM (phwHZ)

119

For title of Ms. USA:

Ms. Iowa, what is your opinion of corn-holing?

Posted by: wolf at July 31, 2010 09:26 AM (qwfCJ)

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:26 AM (p302b)

121 94 i know she's of age and all, and wise in the ways of the world, no doubt. but the thing is, when you actually meet a miss america contestant type they are surprisingly young. i mean like naive, amazingly young kids. the one's ive met i wanted to protect from the dirty old men who run those shows.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:06 PM (73jUp)


FU!  Cockblocker....

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at July 31, 2010 09:26 AM (C8Pcc)

122 Hmmm. And I always thought that Jewish Canadians with bad hairpieces made the best Starship captains.

That's funny, Shatner doesn't look Canadian....

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at July 31, 2010 09:26 AM (nbYij)

123 So which moron will be the first to insult Chelsea Clinton so you can meet her, send flowers, and stroke her hump? I'll pass. That overbite makes me think of the exit lane in a parking garage. "Do Not Back Up"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2010 09:27 AM (9Lm5R)

124 Awwww....how sweet. (spit!)

From The Hill:

Democratic leaders and major party donors plan to hold a lavish 80th birthday gala for Charles Rangel at The Plaza Hotel in Manhattan next month, despite 13 ethics charges pending against the veteran lawmaker.

Lobbyists and other party donors received invitations this week to join Sens. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) and New York Gov. David Paterson at one of New York’s finest hotels to celebrate Rangel’s birthday.

http://tinyurl.com/2ep83tp

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 09:27 AM (VuLos)

125 The Andy Griffith show is one of my all time favorites.  Andy Taylor was wise, and conservative.  Taylor would have seen right through a huckster like Ostumble.

It's strange that you mention that.  Griffith played evil huckster, Lonesome Rhodes, in A Face in the Crowd.

Posted by: MikeO at July 31, 2010 09:28 AM (lBmZl)

126 ... just went to the link where she's pictured with batista at the ball game. and yup, she looks like a young kid, not a bombshell as in the photo. more like one of my cousins, and if any of you go near them....

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:28 AM (73jUp)

127 Chelsea Clinton.  I'd hit it.  With a shovel.

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 09:28 AM (C8Pcc)

128 more like one of my cousins, and if any of you go near them.... Keeping them for yourself, are you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2010 09:29 AM (9Lm5R)

129 I'm going to repost this for Jane D'oh and I have to go and get back to work.

Early this morning I found this writeup in the Charleston paper and I remembered that Jane D'oh liked that area and since this new inexpensive housing had just hit the market I thought she would be interested.

Jane this is just the kind of low priced housing that you are looking for.

http://tinyurl.com/375vnt8

That is the real estate ad in in the local realters computer ads.

And if you want to see the surroundings just go to our old standby Google Map and input 2 Water Street, Charleston, SC.

You just have to be aware that it is an older property and may need some minor fixer-uper stuff.

Also be aware that it IS inside the city limits of Charleston and also some other things because of the age, so there may be just a few deed covenants and encumbrances.

Also parking may be a little tight if you have more than 2 vehicles and local traffic will be somewhat heavy.

And the price, well I'm sure its a steal at $10,000,000.00. Of course that was from the paper which alerted me to the fact that this run down old shack had hit the market.

So rush on over there and check on this thing. If I was in the market for Charleston housing I would be there in a heartbeat.


Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2010 09:30 AM (/jbAw)

130


The only question about Chelsea Clinton is:

Willl her children inherit Hillary's tusch and thighs or will they become the American vsersion of Jack the Ripper?

Posted by: wolf at July 31, 2010 09:30 AM (qwfCJ)

131 more like one of my cousins, and if any of you go near them.... Keeping them for yourself, are you? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2010 02:29 PM (9Lm5R) It's a back hills thing

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 09:30 AM (U5btG)

132 58 O/T: Anyone else notice that the Doctor in Doctor Who is America? Think about it. A foreign entity with advanced technology that is always saving Britain from grave peril.
---------------
Maybe, but Godzilla is still just a radioactive monster.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2010 09:31 AM (6fER6)

133 Now this is a post worthy of AceofspadesHQ!

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at July 31, 2010 09:32 AM (tzcjs)

134 This is interesting.  If someone could please help me to actually throw a baseball across the plate I might have an "in."   I'm on vacation most of the time when I'm not golfing, so let me know if you can help.

Posted by: THE Barack Obama at July 31, 2010 09:32 AM (C8Pcc)

135 Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 02:27 PM (VuLos)

closing ranks.....chuckie versus anny p..../BO/ reid/ et al.....
who wins?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:35 AM (p302b)

136 "back hills thing" like jerry lee lewis who married a 13 year old cousin? just came across that last night. let me take you backwards from that revelation on youtube: jerry lee lewis playing with keith richards. keith richards playing with chuck berry. keith richards speaking about 60's rock scene. jimmy page on jeff beck. jeff beck group songs from "truth" and "beck-ola" which brings me to my point: listen to jeff beck's albums "truth" and beck-ola" \my good deed for today!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:39 AM (73jUp)

137 really! those two albums are absolutely tops!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 09:40 AM (7JES6)

138 anyone listening to monica crowley....she has a former federal prosecutor discussing the AZ immigration law.....andy mccarthy....hwking his book...."The grand jihad"
listen live

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:41 AM (p302b)

139 This guy really scared the crap out of ya

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:46 AM (p302b)

140

back to her boobs

i asked the wife her professional opinion (she's a former swimsuit model) and she says they are without a doubt real

YAY BOOBIES

Posted by: fred 'wide receiver' flintstone at July 31, 2010 09:46 AM (gg4j2)

141 It's strange that you mention that.  Griffith played evil huckster, Lonesome Rhodes, in A Face in the Crowd.

Posted by: MikeO at July 31, 2010 02:28 PM (lBmZl)

My mother had a bit part in that movie, as the Vitajex girl.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 09:46 AM (Qp4DT)

142 why in the hell am i running with this sock?

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 09:47 AM (gg4j2)

143 Watch out she has a couple of woodland creatures attached to her chest.  2 juicy and firm woodland creatures.......I'm gonna go build a snare.

Posted by: Josh Reiter at July 31, 2010 09:48 AM (1fDu6)

144 i bet her father has a shitload of ammo stocked up and at least three rotting wannabes in the front yard

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 09:53 AM (gg4j2)

145 147 why in the hell am i running with this sock?

Your obsession with sheaths of flesh and fat used to feed babies has clouded your thinking, .

/I haven't a clue, sir.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 09:53 AM (c0A3e)

146 150  oh, it was the wilma with a strap-on thing from last night

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 09:54 AM (gg4j2)

147 Good Sweet Lord.  Thank you.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 31, 2010 09:55 AM (yT8z7)

148 Off to play SC2!

In departing, I would like to salute the boobs, and provide a hearty FU to all hippies and liberals.  May the mites of a thousand wild birds infest your nether regions.

Have a great weekend, monors!

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 09:55 AM (C8Pcc)

149

also, as horrible as it sounds, in a way i kind of hope my little one grows up with a beard and a hump to deter boys forever

how can i not have a heart attack if my precious little one runs around the beach looking like that picture?

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 09:57 AM (gg4j2)

150 153 Off to play SC2!

In departing, I would like to salute the boobs, and provide a hearty FU to all hippies and liberals.  May the mites of a thousand wild birds infest your nether regions.

Have a great weekend, monors! 

You got SC2?  Awesome!  Have fun.

/Agree with the latter part of your statement, not so much the former.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 09:58 AM (c0A3e)

151

153  Have a great weekend, monors!

i guess us morons get to be hit by buses then

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 09:58 AM (gg4j2)

152

ugggh

i just asked my little one if she wants to look like that when she gets older

her response "nice tits"

her godfather has corrupted her past no return

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 10:00 AM (gg4j2)

153 Jeff Beck Group: Jeff Beck, Rod Stewart, Ron Wood, Nicky Hopkins (piano), et al... superlative. of course, this was before he became a conservative commentator on fox. must have been the AA. but i prefer the JEFF BECK GROUP!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:03 AM (73jUp)

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 10:03 AM (p302b)

155

"kids, what's the matter with kids today?"

I'm 35 so I'm by no means a "Get off my lawn!" fuddy duddy, but I recently heard my nieces and nephews singing some of Lady Gaga's songs and I was a little disturbed.

 First, Lady Gaga's music and particularly videos are not suitable for children. The videos are bizarre and laden with simulated homosexual and bisexual acts. That's nothing that I want my nieces and nephews exposed to. 

 Second, Lady Gaga's "music" absolutely sucks. Imagine an auto-tuned seizure coupled with a test of the emergency broadcast system, that's 90% of her songs. I'd rather listen to cats fuck.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 31, 2010 10:05 AM (V/TwN)

156 ... forever! (& don't forget the eponymous album "jeff beck group" you know, it wouldn't hurt to post a couple of their songs on this site, such as "going down" or "all shook up" to name 2 of about 30 great, great songs. pretty please?)

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:07 AM (73jUp)

157 ernie mccraken: get those kids off of the gaga and immediately immerse them in jeff beck.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:09 AM (73jUp)

158 it will do wonders for them, clear out their nasal cavities at the least (as long as you play it at 11)

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:10 AM (73jUp)

159 I wish Miss Iowa had a penis.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 10:11 AM (wd0Iq)

160 160

"kids, what's the matter with kids today?"

I'm 35 so I'm by no means a "Get off my lawn!" fuddy duddy, but I recently heard my nieces and nephews singing some of Lady Gaga's songs and I was a little disturbed.

 First, Lady Gaga's music and particularly videos are not suitable for children. The videos are bizarre and laden with simulated homosexual and bisexual acts. That's nothing that I want my nieces and nephews exposed to. 

 Second, Lady Gaga's "music" absolutely sucks. Imagine an auto-tuned seizure coupled with a test of the emergency broadcast system, that's 90% of her songs. I'd rather listen to cats fuck.


Read this while waiting for the wife to log in to SC2 so we can zerg some shit up.  You may hate Lady Gaga, but her music isn't actually that bad and she's a marketing genius (a la Marilyn Manson).  As a business model, and when it comes down to selling yourself, she has an uncanny eye for salesmanship.  People like her, and Manson, understand what sells, and they exploit it to their benefit.

Strange sells.  She's a multimillionaire because she knows how people work.  Wish I could clone and hire 20 of her.

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 10:12 AM (C8Pcc)

161

OT

The fact that Andy Griffith of all people is pimping Ostumble care is a big disappointment for me.  I know he supported him in 08, but I figured he was just being nice to Ron Howard or something.\

Andy Griffith is a fucking commie. 

He is hated in his home town, Manteo, for leaving his wife and running off with a CA bimbo.

And the dumb fucker went to UNC, he roomed with my God Father.

Case closed, book em Dan'o!

Posted by: Al, the sex poodle at July 31, 2010 10:12 AM (2+9Yx)

162 Get that al sock off!

Posted by: Kemp at July 31, 2010 10:13 AM (2+9Yx)

163 this sounds like those kids need an intervention. i could shoot over with my jeff beck albums and deprogram them

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:13 AM (73jUp)

164 who the fuck is jeff beck?

Posted by: tangonine at July 31, 2010 10:14 AM (C8Pcc)

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 10:15 AM (p302b)

166 Drew, Judy Greer is mine! I've had my eye on here ever since she was Deadly Girl in the most under-appreciated superhero satire movie of the last decade, 'The Specials.'

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2010 10:16 AM (FmzJF)

167 Jeff Beck did Hi Ho Silver Lining and did a duet with Jools Holland once. This is the extent of my knowledge. I imagine he looks like Jeff Bridges in dungarees.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 10:17 AM (wd0Iq)

168
Jeff Beck sings BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE AND A RUNNER IN THE NIGHT.

right?

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:20 AM (c/L4y)

169 I wish Miss Iowa had a penis.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 03:11 PM (wd0Iq)

So do I... er, uh I mean I wish she had my penis...

Posted by: Larry Marchant at July 31, 2010 10:21 AM (lKgDj)

170 I need this Judy Greer thing explained to me. I like her in films, I think she's interesting & funny. However, am I the only one who thinks she looks like an extra from the Secret of Nimh who has contacted AIDS and hasn't slept in 5 years?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 10:25 AM (wd0Iq)

171 164 I wish Miss Iowa had a penis.

That's a surgery can be done over the weekend.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 10:26 AM (c0A3e)

172 175 I need this Judy Greer thing explained to me. I like her in films, I think she's interesting & funny. However, am I the only one who thinks she looks like an extra from the Secret of Nimh who has contacted AIDS and hasn't slept in 5 years?

*shrugs*.  I think she's a fountain of decadence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 10:27 AM (c0A3e)

173
What's this?

Democrats calling for Rangel to step down.

Obama says charges against Rangel are "troubling"

Fucking-Aaaay, right, they're troubling, bish. Troubling for you.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:29 AM (c/L4y)

174 ... and let's not forget "beck's bolero" from 1966 (released 196 : jeff beck jimmy page (12 string) john paul jones (bass) nicky hopkins (piano) keith moon (drums)

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:30 AM (7JES6)

175
What's this?

The caped crusaders mummified?

Will King Tut carry out his fiendish plot?

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:31 AM (c/L4y)

176 Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 03:29 PM (c/L4y)

He won't step down, he won't retire and they will send him back next election....did you notice that Chuckie and kristen are throwing a little Bday party for him at the plaza.....closing those ranks.  Tami posted it this morning.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 10:32 AM (p302b)

177 "who the fuck is jeff beck?" !!!!! my god, man, get ye to itunes, fast. what's the matter with kids today, indeed!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:33 AM (73jUp)

178 Who is Judy Greer?

Posted by: Moron, scratching head............no not that one! at July 31, 2010 10:33 AM (cvlPn)

179
You know who's not a cocksucking Hollywood liberal?

Buddy Ebsen, that's who.

When Jane Hathaway was running for Congress, Uncle Jed told the people of Pennsylvani not to vote for that liberal lesbian.


Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:33 AM (c/L4y)

180 manford mann did "blinded by the light". but beck did do "hi-yo silver lining"

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 10:35 AM (7JES6)

181 Hot dang!  If that's a representative sample of what's in Iowa, you can call me on my cellphone.  I'll be in the corn rows with a farmer's daughter.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 31, 2010 10:35 AM (ktYjH)

182 I think this is a welcome return to site's decadent mantra of bacon, boobies, & Val-U-Rite.

/Though I do wish there was something for us girls.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 10:35 AM (HQSQk)

183 What?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 10:37 AM (HQSQk)

184
yeah, I was trying to make a yoke. I always attribute Blinded by the Light to Jeff Healey and I figured others did too.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:38 AM (c/L4y)

185
wow that makes no sense at all

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:38 AM (c/L4y)

186 The last time the 'ettes got something was when Lauraw posted the article about the former fly-boy running for congress(?) in Illinois.  Adam somebody.  He was damn fine!

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 10:39 AM (VuLos)

187 190, no that's Husker Du.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 10:40 AM (wd0Iq)

188
yeah, Rangel isn't going anywhere

but it's nice to know the heat is still on him...by Democrats

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:40 AM (c/L4y)

189 I didn't see his comment as a direct insult. It was a logical analogy. As beautiful as Ms Iowa is she has not reach the level and popularity of a Ms Universe. If he was insulting Ms Iowa he would have been insulting himself. But yeah I understand the groveling.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2010 10:40 AM (Dqecx)

190 Husker Du rules.

Posted by: 48%er at July 31, 2010 10:43 AM (kcqZS)

191 196 I think it worked out rather well for Mr. Batista, don't you?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 10:43 AM (HQSQk)

192 "194
yeah, Rangel isn't going anywhere

but it's nice to know the heat is still on him...by Democrats

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 03:40 PM (c/L4y)"

I still don't get why now?  they have known about this for years apparently so why now.  some have said "they want to get it over with before the republicans re gain power" but others have proven that in this committee this is not an issue.  So what is their point and what is everyone missing while they are watching this?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 10:44 AM (p302b)

193
I think it's because Jeff Healey is blind.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:45 AM (c/L4y)

194 199 "194 I still don't get why now?  they have known about this for years apparently so why now.  some have said "they want to get it over with before the republicans re gain power" but others have proven that in this committee this is not an issue.  So what is their point and what is everyone missing while they are watching this?

It's an important election year.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 10:45 AM (HQSQk)

195 "if you somehow managed to cross Helen Hunt with Jodie Foster it wouldn't look that unlike Judy Greer." Okay. Helen + Jodie + Lon Chaney, Sr in Phanom of the Opera = Judy Greer

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 10:45 AM (wd0Iq)

196 198 196 I think it worked out rather well for Mr. Batista, don't you?

No, it didn't.  Now's he's irrevocably on the path of decadence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 10:48 AM (c0A3e)

197
You'll notice the Democrats who are in "safe" seats are the ones who are always unapologetic.

The Democrats who face formidable challengers are not as willing to hitch their wagons to the Obama/Reid/ Pelosi/ Rangel/Frank train.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 10:50 AM (c/L4y)

198 Speaking of celebrities meeting fans...

Eddie Munster to Wed Hot Cheerleader

Okay, it's "former Eddie Munster to wed former hot cheerleader," but still.

Posted by: stuiec at July 31, 2010 10:53 AM (5UP6n)

199 Sacred Honor Watch: Will Folks now says Nikki Haley also fucked a SC State Rep

This guy's douchebaggery seems to know no bounds.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at July 31, 2010 10:54 AM (zexcN)

200 203 198 196 No, it didn't.  Now's he's irrevocably on the path of decadence.

It would seem he's travelled there before...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 10:54 AM (HQSQk)

201 Monica just commented on Chelsea's wedding and the contrast of Chelsea's wedding to Jennas wedding.  Which, if you recall, was very very very much criticized by the left wing democrats.  At the time I wasn't into politics but I remember thinking to myself "dear God, leave the girl alone, it's her wedding day, can't you just wish her well and be happy for her"....
That was the point when I realized there are truly some very mean, very jealous people on the left/dem side of politics who don't know when to shut their mouths...
Now, with little Chelsea's wedding we see no leaks, nada, nothing and a no fly zone and cause they are truly classy, the right has only commented on the amount of money spent in comparisson to her mom's diatribe about "not giving your share" and that's it.   seems the gop/conservatives are way classier.  The dems/libs still have not realized that money does not buy class...

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 10:56 AM (p302b)

202 If Ace doesn't show up soon, I think it's safe to assume that he is attending Chelsea Clinton's wedding.  I always wondered who he was since he seems to guard his identity.  But you'll end up with 400 names on the guest list to play the who is ace guessing game..

Posted by: . at July 31, 2010 11:00 AM (p302b)

203 I'm still here, bitches !!   And I'm keepin' all the money !



Posted by: Chalie Weasel at July 31, 2010 11:02 AM (JrRME)

204 I think Ace is either (1) sleeping off a Val-U-Rite hangover or (2) out hunting hobos. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:03 AM (HQSQk)

205 /Or most likely neither, but it was keeping with old memes.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:04 AM (HQSQk)

Posted by: . at July 31, 2010 11:10 AM (p302b)

207 So thaats what would have happened if I had bought me some titties when I was 19.

Looks good.

(Screw you Jenny Jones!)

Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 11:10 AM (aVzyR)

208 Prince Charles: My Duty Is to Save the World

The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’ - to save the world.

Giving a fascinating insight into his view of his inherited wealth and influence, he said: ‘I can only somehow imagine that I find myself being born into this position for a purpose.

‘I don’t want my grandchildren or yours to come along and say to me, “Why the hell didn’t you come and do something about this? You knew what the problem was”. That is what motivates me.

‘I wanted to express something in the outer world that I feel inside... We seem to have lost that understanding of the whole of nature and the universe as a living entity.’

Critics condemned his words as ‘delusional’.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:20 AM (HQSQk)

209 To steal a riff from Instyamazon.

In the mail today.

Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors.
One Second After
Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at July 31, 2010 11:20 AM (F36mP)

210 I would like to be in a plane crash in the Andes Mountains with her groinal area.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:22 AM (aOKEC)

211

I knew this guy in college who would sleep with anything. Yep, we called him the Prince of Whales.

Still better than that pickle licker Charles.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:24 AM (aOKEC)

212 #216  Prince Charles reminds me of this C.S Lewis quote.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 11:25 AM (c0A3e)

213 218 I would like to be in a plane crash in the Andes Mountains with her groinal area.

What if there were STDs present?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 11:26 AM (c0A3e)

214 200
I think it's because Jeff Healey is blind.
Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 03:45 PM (c/L4y)

And dead too.

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Healey at July 31, 2010 11:29 AM (azgo2)

215 Our Future under ObamaCare?

Comment: "...on the few occasions I have experienced the NHS (mercifully not personally), I have been struck by the inefficiency, the dirt, the endless repetitions necessary to explain the nature of the problem and general all-round ignorance that has to be faced just in A&E.

I have no doubt that many people are treated quite successfully on the NHS, but my overall experience has not been a happy one. My father's Motor Neurone Disease diagnosed as lumbago, my grandmother dying of cold in a draughty ward bathed by male nurses (wholly inappropriate), the filth I encountered in the waiting area of a hospital whilst waiting for my husband who had hurt his shoulder, and many other instances I could name.

And. It isn't free. It never was free. The day you start work, is the day you start paying for it. In fact, you may pay for it for years without using it."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:30 AM (HQSQk)

216 That was the point when I realized there are truly some very mean, very jealous people on the left/dem side of politics who don't know when to shut their mouths...

It's that Stalinist strain so prevalent on the left today, which allows them to murder millions of their countrymen over ideology.
A Republican president's daughter getting married means nothing to them. A complete lack of basic human decency.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 11:30 AM (IpIBJ)

217

What if there were STDs present?

They'd die in all that snow, leaving only the groinal goodness behind for me. With the snow, she could keep for weeks!

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:30 AM (aOKEC)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:32 AM (HQSQk)

219 gator, what if your tongue freezes to her groin?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 11:32 AM (wd0Iq)

220 220 #216 "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

One of his best quotes.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:33 AM (HQSQk)

221

gator, what if your tongue freezes to her groin?

I wouldn't worry about my tongue so much, since I'd be walking around wearing her crotch like a dickmitten.

Yesiree, no frostbite on this penis.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:34 AM (aOKEC)

222

Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse.

Own it. It should be subtitled, "How to survive the coming collapse if you have unlimited funds, land, and everybody in your group is an expert on everything".

 But it is worth the read. I think I learned more from Fortschen's book.

Posted by: 48%er at July 31, 2010 11:35 AM (kcqZS)

223 so what does the prince know that the rest of us don't know?

Posted by: . at July 31, 2010 11:37 AM (p302b)

224 If I could figure out this tiny url  horse shit I would gladly put up many links to David Hasselhoff for the ladies.
You just can't go wrong with The Hoff. 

Posted by: Portnoy at July 31, 2010 11:37 AM (azgo2)

225

Illegals just ran out on the field at the Mets game with Mexican flags. Where were the tasers, bro?

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 11:37 AM (tfMGP)

226 So has the great BP environmental disaster in the Gulf of Mexico been over-hyped? The environmental damage caused by BP’s Gulf of Mexico oil spill may have been grossly exaggerated, a growing body of experts is suggesting.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:39 AM (HQSQk)

227 Jones, what Steve Martin movie was it, LA Story, when he was making love to Sarah Jessica Parker and stopped in confusion to say, "Hey, is there something wrong with your breasts?" "Oh no, they're just real," she said. Great moments in film!

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 11:40 AM (tfMGP)

228 Good plan, gator. I'm gonna start knitting dickmittens for Christmas.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 11:40 AM (wd0Iq)

229 234

Illegals just ran out on the field at the Mets game with Mexican flags. Where were the tasers, bro?

Tasers my ass, where were the night sticks applied liberally about the head, shoulders and groin area.

Posted by: Portnoy at July 31, 2010 11:42 AM (azgo2)

230

I'm gonna start knitting dickmittens for Christmas.

Might be some trouble if you safety pin 'em to your kids' coats before they go to school.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:44 AM (aOKEC)

231

It was great to be called an idiot, a criminal not against humanity but something far, far worse: a criminal against the planet, and a total moron every day back during the height of the oil spill. By streams of the enlightened ones. All for suggesting that the environmental impact is so far not known and if history can be a guide (Ixtoc) the Gulf is remarkably resililient on the problem. Where are those enlighted ones now? You know, the ones with all the studies and all the intertoob links talking about PPM, plumes in deep water columns rounding Florida, even, I kid you not from serious people, 500 ft oil/water/methane tsunamis wiping out all life in the Gulf and 50 miles inland on all sides? Where all these enlighted supergeniuses and undisputed champions of rational analysis and bulletproof epistemologies? With The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band?

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 11:47 AM (tfMGP)

232 They're all bundles of flesh and fat used to feed babies, looking at them from a strict biochemical viewpoint.  The "fake" ones just have an extra element (Si) in them.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

And for making boy parts go "sproing!".

Posted by: MrCaniac Stating the obvious at July 31, 2010 11:47 AM (Vol3D)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 11:48 AM (phwHZ)

234 "Might be some trouble if you safety pin 'em to your kids' coats before they go to school." No problem, I don't have kids. And I'll wear a mask when I hand them out at the bus stop.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 11:49 AM (wd0Iq)

235

*ahem*

I'd drink her bathwater.

Carry on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2010 11:51 AM (i3AsK)

236

No problem, I don't have kids. And I'll wear a mask when I hand them out at the bus stop.

You, my good lady, are a saint. Reminds me of those old posters..."Happiness is a warm penis."

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:52 AM (aOKEC)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 11:54 AM (phwHZ)

238

Rangel and Waters have pictures up at Drudge. They wear their hate and arrogance on their faces.

Also looks like they sat on the same pine cone.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 11:56 AM (aOKEC)

239

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 04:47 PM (tfMGP)

Been wondering about that myself. Where did the oil go? Was it dispersed, or simply sink?

Maybe James Cameron can figure that out.

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2010 11:56 AM (6oDXl)

240

Dickmittens? Thankfully, I haven't recieved one of those for Christmas since I got divorced from the Daughter of Satan.

She liked to knit. And North Alabama is quite cold in the wintertime. I had a collection of them in different colors.

Carry on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2010 11:58 AM (i3AsK)

241 240 Where are they? Well, the Congress is too busy passing laws that give more power to the feds & the unions, Obama is doing his talk shows, & the media is spending their time looking out for him (as always).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 11:58 AM (HQSQk)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 11:58 AM (phwHZ)

243 248 Been wondering about that myself. Where did the oil go? Was it dispersed, or simply sink?

Maybe James Cameron can figure that out.

Some of it was eaten by the microbes, other parts were dispersed, & a slight amounts may have sank to the ocean floor (where it will be eaten by the same types of microbes). But there isn't any sludge monster waiting beneath the surface of the water.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:00 PM (HQSQk)

244
#216

Sounds like the price got his annual blow job from that dog faced bitch he married.  

Made him see the stars!

Posted by: Kemp at July 31, 2010 12:01 PM (2+9Yx)

245

Yes, huskies definitely like their Gwen Stefani.  I think this is becoming an internet meme. 

Or they just like it.  A lot.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:02 PM (phwHZ)

246 Posted by: 48%er at July 31, 2010 04:35 PM (kcqZS) The author's website survivalblog dot com is pretty good. But yeah, the realities of survival in an everything goes situation is that it will require a lot of preparation some of which can be expensive and/or time consuming.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 31, 2010 12:02 PM (WZFkG)

247
The obligatory faux Miss Iowa photo gives new meaning to the term breasticles.

"Hi, I'm Miss Iowa and my breasticles are Iowa corn-fed real boys."

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 12:02 PM (v1gw3)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:04 PM (phwHZ)

249 Those breast are so fake that I can smell the implant over the cow shit.

Real tits don't swell out of a bra, that be being the implant.

Da huh

Posted by: Kemp at July 31, 2010 12:05 PM (2+9Yx)

250

Barb and Jenna ordered a Margherita in an Austin restaurant, remember that? The owner served them, then called the cops because he knew they were underage. He became a hero to the libs, and business was never better (Austin is Texas' Berkeley or Boulder). Didn't he commit a crime? He knowingly served intoxicants to underage girls; that's enough to lose a liquor license in Texas right there just for starters. He would have, too, if those girls would have been anyone but Bush daughters. Isn't the proper public response to a man like this to condemn him? He's clearly promoting himself and also playing a political game of gotcha involving politician's children, in addition to committing crimes along the way.

Nope. That's how far the rot goes, and how field of discourse and of comity is tilted so far towards the left it ain't even funny. The Bush girls not only can't get married without harrasment from their dad's enemies, they can't slip out for a margherita. Biden's girl got caught on tape with cocaine, remember that? Had it been Bristol Palin you know doubt would because it'd still be popping up in every column in the paper that could work it in. This is hardly a double standard against you folks, this is a cultural war against you.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 12:05 PM (tfMGP)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:06 PM (phwHZ)

252 Monica just commented on Chelsea's wedding and the contrast of Chelsea's wedding to Jennas wedding.  Which, if you recall, was very very very much criticized by the left wing democrats.  At the time I wasn't into politics but I remember thinking to myself "dear God, leave the girl alone, it's her wedding day, can't you just wish her well and be happy for her"....
That was the point when I realized there are truly some very mean, very jealous people on the left/dem side of politics who don't know when to shut their mouths...
Now, with little Chelsea's wedding we see no leaks, nada, nothing and a no fly zone and cause they are truly classy, the right has only commented on the amount of money spent in comparisson to her mom's diatribe about "not giving your share" and that's it.   seems the gop/conservatives are way classier.  The dems/libs still have not realized that money does not buy class...
Posted by: curious


It boils down to the hypocrisy that the left always shows. When Bush was in the White House, they asked for privacy for their daughters, did the get it, hell no. Contrast to when the Carters asked for privacy for Amy, the Clintons for Princess Seabiscuit, and the Obamas for Shasta and Malaria. They get trotted out when it is politically expediant, but the press doesn't call them on it.

As for Princess Seabiscuit's wedding, hey, it's Bill and Hilary's money, they can for now spend it on what they want to.

Posted by: MrCaniac2 at July 31, 2010 12:07 PM (Vol3D)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:08 PM (phwHZ)

254 #259

Cowboy, you new in town?

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at July 31, 2010 12:09 PM (2+9Yx)

255
Hey Cowboy, for all the hell unleashed against conservative women and their children, we can always resort to viewing the Jon Carry daughter slut-o-rama and her perky teats on display when no one gave a damn.

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 12:11 PM (v1gw3)

256 Uh oh.  Looks like Rottweilers like Gwen Stefani too. Posted by: rdbrewer

If she put some peanut butter on her, oh hell, you know what I'd do.

Posted by: Toby teh Beagle at July 31, 2010 12:12 PM (Vol3D)

257

This mutt has no sense of rythm, and he coudlnt' carry a tune in a water bowl, but he sure loves Gwen Stefani.

So far, only German Shepards hate Gwen Stefani, and only Huskies know how to sing.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:14 PM (phwHZ)

258

 But there isn't any sludge monster waiting beneath the surface of the water.

Dang, you take the fun out of everything!

heh.

 

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2010 12:16 PM (6oDXl)

259 The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’ - to save the world. William, practice your parade wave....

Posted by: Queen Liz da Second at July 31, 2010 12:16 PM (9Lm5R)

260

I think Miss Iowantsomeofthat's titties are 100% Grade A organic sweater meat. The female of the species is crafty and cunning. They have their sinister little ways of fooling the simpler sex with cleavage and paint.

I bet she taped those suckers up and put a little rouge in the newly-formed crevice. As for me and my house, we will stand up, clap, and scream "Bravo!".

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 12:16 PM (aOKEC)

261 264 Hey Cowboy, for all the hell unleashed against conservative women and their children, we can always resort to viewing the Jon Carry daughter slut-o-rama and her perky teats on display when no one gave a damn.

I remember the pics. What was she thinking? I really don't understand why anyone would wear such an outfit in public, other than to get noticed. But do these people really get some sick satisfaction out of being splashed all over TMZ?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:17 PM (HQSQk)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:18 PM (phwHZ)

263

So far, only German Shepards hate Gwen Stefani,

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 05:14 PM (phwHZ)

I trust German Shepards more than any other dog.

How did Gwen Stefani ever pop up again, anyway?  I remember when she came out long ago with a couple of crappy songs and then disappeared.  Then, some 10 years later, she was popular again and still acting as if she were a 14 year old.  I never understood it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 12:19 PM (Qp4DT)

264
I'd have to say that the Helen Thomas statue looks better than the real deal.
http://tinyurl.com/29zy75x

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2010 05:13 PM (5I8G0)

What's with these rich liberal women that go through life with easily correctable facial features, but instead resort to lambasting conservatives for their vanity?

What comes to mind is the shrew Eleanor Cliff who appeared on television for years with horribly deformed and yellow teeth, and only had them repaired after her husband died.  Guess the bitch was shopping for a new squeeze. 

Also, Helen Thomas, no relation to Danny Thomas, sported a hook nose with a pronounced bump, but never saw fit to seek medical help.  On second thought, If no one ever jumped her muffin, there was no reason to fix that proboscis.  Helen will go to her grave with her Pink Pocket Rocket, souped-up for those special evenings with Lyndon Johnson and Barack Obama's memories.

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 12:19 PM (v1gw3)

265 268 Dang, you take the fun out of everything!

heh.

....Well, I never said you couldn't run with it, though it isn't as much 'fun' as imagining a giant methane bubble is going to blow-up the GoM floor.  

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:19 PM (HQSQk)

266 Whenever someone says 'vague', I always think 'vagina'.

Posted by: Kevin at July 31, 2010 12:20 PM (GKXDW)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:20 PM (phwHZ)

268

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 05:11 PM (v1gw3)

Eh..they look like two burnt flap jacks with raisins on top.

wassabi ya'll?

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 12:20 PM (BlkCu)

269

Our Tibetan Terrier prefers licking his balls to listening to Gwen Stefani.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 12:21 PM (mY03/)

270 Schnauzer-Poodle mixes like Gwen Stefani, and they sing well, but apparently they're too dumb to come in on cue.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:23 PM (phwHZ)

271 What attraction does a conspiracy theory hold for people, anyway, especially when one imagines one is going to die? I've never been able to wrap my head around that. It seems time would be better spent worrying about the things that are than ones that could be true but are a long-shot.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:23 PM (HQSQk)

272   280 Looks like mother nature is pissed at Pakistan.

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2010 05:22 PM (5I8G0)

At least Pokeston was spared.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 12:23 PM (mY03/)

273

How did Gwen Stefani ever pop up again, anyway?  I remember when she came out long ago with a couple of crappy songs and then disappeared.  Then, some 10 years later, she was popular again and still acting as if she were a 14 year old.  I never understood it.

Dogs started buying her albums.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:24 PM (phwHZ)

274

though it isn't as much 'fun' as imagining a giant methane bubble is going to blow-up the GoM floor.  

Have you watched that bit from the side-bar here about Obama tossing a lit cig. onto the gulf spill?

Funny as hell.

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2010 12:24 PM (6oDXl)

275   276 Whenever someone says 'vague', I always think 'vagina'.

Posted by: Kevin at July 31, 2010 05:20 PM (GKXDW)

funny...whenever someone says vagina, I think...VAGINA. 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 12:24 PM (BlkCu)

276 ... and don't forget to listen to some's a jeff beck tonight before you'all go to bed! you'all listen up & mind your elders.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 12:25 PM (7JES6)

277

Dogs started buying her albums.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 05:24 PM (phwHZ)

LOL.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 12:25 PM (Qp4DT)

278
Whenever someone says 'vague', I always think 'vagina'.

Whenever someone says vagina, I always think of mangina.

Posted by: Barney Fag at July 31, 2010 12:26 PM (v1gw3)

279 Whenever someone an adequately cute woman says 'vague' anything, I always think 'vagina'.

There's you're peek into a straight male mind. Sad, and I'm not proud of it, but true nonetheless.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 12:26 PM (aOKEC)

280 #273  How did Gwen Stefani ever pop up again, anyway?  I remember when she came out long ago with a couple of crappy songs and then disappeared.  Then, some 10 years later, she was popular again and still acting as if she were a 14 year old.  I never understood it.

Because there are people out there that would listen to her if all she was doing was banging on pots and pans, which is probably on the same level as her music today.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 12:27 PM (c0A3e)

281 276 Whenever someone says 'vague', I always think 'vagina'.

Um, good for you?

/I don't.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 12:30 PM (c0A3e)

282

Well, that settles it.  Huskies have beautiful voices and a sense of rythm.  If you want a dog who can sing, buy a Husky.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:30 PM (phwHZ)

283

Well, that settles it.  Huskies have beautiful voices and a sense of rythm. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 05:30 PM (phwHZ)

But are they mongrels?

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 12:32 PM (mY03/)

284

I've got a newfound respect for the entire state of Iowa.

On another matter, I urge everyone who enjoys Day by Day cartoon to help finish off the annual fundraiser on a good note.  Today's the day.

Posted by: rickinstl at July 31, 2010 12:32 PM (7d7Wm)

285

I never got the whole Gwen Stefani thing...maybe if she got a boob job I would then understand. 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 12:32 PM (BlkCu)

286

@279

My Tervuren is too busy kiling vermin and catching prowlers to notice anyone.

That's a long coated Malinois, a little softer temperment. I say, a little.

Posted by: Connecticut People at July 31, 2010 12:33 PM (7FgWm)

287 298

I never got the whole Gwen Stefani thing...maybe if she got a boob job I would then understand. 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 05:32 PM (BlkCu)

Boob jobs are the path to wisdom, Grasshopper.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 12:34 PM (mY03/)

288 I think I might prefer licking your dog's balls to listening to Gwen Stefani.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 12:34 PM (w7Lv+)

289 Sock gone

Posted by: Who Knows at July 31, 2010 12:34 PM (7FgWm)

290

If you want a dog who can sing, buy a Husky.

What the hell? I'm the throatiest of all dogs, with modulation and everything.

Posted by: Beagles Everywhere at July 31, 2010 12:34 PM (aOKEC)

291 285 Have you watched that bit from the side-bar here about Obama tossing a lit cig. onto the gulf spill?

Funny as hell.

It's The Day After Tomorrow meets DW: The Stolen Earth meets anti-smoking commercial. 


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:34 PM (HQSQk)

292 Only problem with Huskies are that they are pack animals. By that I  mean that they try to figure out who is the top dog. Which is YOU, but that can be a problem with wife/gf or anyone visiting.

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2010 12:35 PM (6oDXl)

293 302 I think I might prefer licking your dog's balls to listening to Gwen Stefani.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 05:34 PM (w7Lv+)

I'm afraid his left one is reserved for Taylor Swift songs.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 12:37 PM (mY03/)

294 301 298

I never got the whole Gwen Stefani thing...maybe if she got a boob job I would then understand. 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 05:32 PM (BlkCu)

Boob jobs are the path to wisdom, Grasshopper.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 31, 2010 05:34 PM (mY03/)

Its true, just ask Miguel Batista...he followed the path to enlightenment.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2010 12:37 PM (BlkCu)

295 After working with both malamutes to huskies, I prefer malamutes, b/c they are friendlier & much more fun.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:38 PM (HQSQk)

296

I always heard that Malamutes were independent and aloof, similar to Akitas.

Not true?

Posted by: Who Knows at July 31, 2010 12:42 PM (7FgWm)

297 The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will not hear Arizona's appeal of the injunction order issued by Judge Bolton on an expedited basis. Instead the hearing is scheduled for week of November 1.

link

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:43 PM (HQSQk)

298 300 Kratos, did you break down and get Starcraft II?

No, I'm going to wait.  Isn't that what you're doing?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 12:46 PM (c0A3e)

299 verily: listen to jeff beck group i just ran "rock my plimsole" enlightenment! [try it on youtube]

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 12:48 PM (EA+Co)

300 311 I always heard that Malamutes were independent and aloof, similar to Akitas.

Not true?

I found that was true with the Huskies, especially the males who weren't "fixed", but not with Malamutes. The Malamutes were generally big teddy bears. Found that was also true with the Great Danes. 

/Though that may not be universal with Huskies, IDK.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 12:48 PM (HQSQk)

301 312 What the hell is this movie about?  I just saw this poster.  I gotta see if there is a trailer for this.  It's called Sucker Punch.

It's described as "Alice in Wonderland with Machine Guns"  Zach Snyder is directing it.

With Inception and now this, are there going to be a bevy of films dealing with the subject of blurring between real and imaginary worlds?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 12:51 PM (c0A3e)

302

276 Whenever someone says 'vague', I always think 'vagina'

When anyone says ANYTHING...I think vagina

Posted by: beedubya at July 31, 2010 12:52 PM (AnTyA)

303 Yeah Kratos.

I used to have that C.S. Lewis quote as part of my sig on a yahoo account until it got a little bit too en pointe.

Similarly, I very rigorously scrub any references to members of the Anatidae family, their gender differences, reproductive habits and execution thereof from my casual business correspondence.


Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 12:53 PM (aVzyR)

304

Fun to talk dog things, Miss '80's.

Danes are big babies and very sweet, you're right about them.

Posted by: Who Knows at July 31, 2010 12:53 PM (7FgWm)

305 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 05:43 PM

Hmmmm...that gives Eric Shabazz Holder and the Department of Justice for Some plenty of time to think up some fresh lies to lay in front of the 9th Circuit moonbats.

And it gives Osama Obama more time to simply decree that all illegals are now legal U.S. citizens, free to join the Democrat party, apply for welfare and get gubmint loans (the kind you don't have to repay) for housing, cars, TVs and arugula.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2010 12:54 PM (Ulu3i)

306

When anyone says ANYTHING...I think vagina

How about "another man's butt."

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:54 PM (phwHZ)

307

It varies from dog to dog.  Some huskies are very eager to be your bud, some won't pee on you if you're on fire.  Malamutes, I think, are generally friendlier, and more mellow, but that's just my experience.

Posted by: rickinstl at July 31, 2010 12:54 PM (7d7Wm)

308 It's like expecting to meet Charles Johnson, and Rachel Maddow shows up

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (AnTyA)

309 ... or you might try jeff beck's "i ain't superstitious". sublime. hear tell part of it was in the movie "casino". for you younguns.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (7JES6)

310

We had a Samoyed who was nice and friendly, but he would run forever if he ever got out.  It's in their blood.  Someone said the breed is intinerate, that they're used to running from village to village. 

What about Huskies and Malamutes?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (phwHZ)

311 'Sup, morons!  Just checkin' in, mid-moving-madness.  Wasn't this the weekend Ace was gonna be blogging his furry ass off? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 12:58 PM (fwW9R)

312 I used to "play" Jeff Beck's, "Cause We've Ended As Lovers."  One of the ultimate guitar instrumentals. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:01 PM (phwHZ)

313

I'd give her the HIGH HARD ONE or is that the HIGH HARD ON.

I'd like to take her to the IOWA SEX FARM and plow her field of dreams.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: gus_BAUTISTA at July 31, 2010 01:01 PM (Vqruj)

314 Dog wise - I'm debating between an Irish Wolfhound and a Bracco Italiano.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 31, 2010 01:04 PM (WZFkG)

315 Brew, how you doin'?  Long time no see.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:04 PM (fwW9R)

316 330 'Sup, morons!  Just checkin' in, mid-moving-madness.  Wasn't this the weekend Ace was gonna be blogging his furry ass off?

Hey.  How is the moving madness?

Supposedly.  Give Ace some time - he could be sleeping off an Val-u-Rite/Hobo hunting bender.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:04 PM (c0A3e)

317

Hi, Peaches.  I've been busy having sex all the time.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:08 PM (phwHZ)

318 http://primordialslack.blogspot.com/
2010/07/not-giving-up-without-fight.html

  Not Giving Up Without a Fight at Primordial Slack.

  “A John Wayne movie,” I said. “That’s what you were going to say, wasn’t it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie- with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mr. Limey Poofter? You’re right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They’re us. WE BE BAD."

  “We’re the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We’re three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother’s side. You take your Germany, France, and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn’t give us room to park our cars. We’re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d’Antibes. And we’ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go."

  “You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying ‘cheerio.’"

  "Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I’d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen, and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.”

P.J. O’Rourke, “Among the Euro-Weenies”

Posted by: Looking Glass at July 31, 2010 01:08 PM (8VsjU)

319 Many parts of an oil spill are edible




Braaiiinnns.

Posted by: zombie euell theophilus gibbons at July 31, 2010 01:10 PM (8/oOq)

320 Jeez, been gone all day........another never-ending thread.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:10 PM (UOM48)

321

I heard the AZ general counsel talking to Levin on the radio. Here's the jist of it: The feds waited 67 days after the law was passed to file suit, and after they filed they expected heaven and earth to move in order to get at least a preliminary ruling on an injunction before the law took effect. Even the judge who would eventually rule in the feds favor thought their requests and expectations were a stretch (ie. a burden) on all parties involved. But everybody did move heaven and earth and the feds got their way. Why AZ strained to accommodate this, I don't know, but they did.

So, fast forward to the day after the ruling. The AZ council appealed to the 9th Circuit. The typical course of events then would follow like this: AZ would have 4 weeks after notifying the court in order to file their brief. The feds would then have 4 weeks to file theirs, and a 2 week period of final filings happen. So you're looking at 10 weeks. AZ announced it would file its initial brief in two weeks, on an accelerated schedule, and asked that the feds accommodate their desire for acceleration in kind, just like AZ did prior to the lower court ruling.

From what I gather that didn't go well, surprise, surprise! AZ not only did not get an accelerated schedule, they got a delayed schedule. They figured on 10, and hoped for 6. Feds gave them 16.

Do you wonder how the feds are going to rule for themselves on this? It has to go to SCOTUS for AZ to have any chance on this. This looks like a massive finger in the air from the 9th Circuit to AZ if you ask me.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 01:11 PM (tfMGP)

322

Hi, Peaches.  I've been busy having sex all the time.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 06:08 PM (phwHZ)

Please tell me you keep your boots on . . . the visual of that is simply outstanding!

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:11 PM (fwW9R)

323 Of course!

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:13 PM (phwHZ)

324 *waves at Peaches*

Lovely.  Line of thunderstorms coming this way with "damaging winds, hail and lightning."  Weather reader says to "prepare"--how, by kissing my ass goodbye?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:19 PM (UOM48)

325 CDR M, I see a retirement plan in your future!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:21 PM (UOM48)

326 *waves back at Jane D'oh!*

Very jealous of thunderstorms and lightning, although the damaging winds and hail doesn't sound like that much fun.

One of my fave tunes . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:24 PM (fwW9R)

Posted by: . at July 31, 2010 01:25 PM (p302b)

328
okay, ima back

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:27 PM (IgP15)

329 Is Chelsea Clinton marrying up or down? At least the two families should get along, they're of the same ilk. At least the father-in-law is able to attend the wedding. Mezvinsky was released from federal prison on April 11, 2008. These Democraps have no shame

Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 31, 2010 01:29 PM (lbSVk)

330 I wonder if Ace is tired from all the posting today.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 31, 2010 01:30 PM (xO+6C)

331 CDR M, lol.

Just spoke to the husband at the Scout Jamboree.  Couldn't understand a word he said for the noise.  When he called earlier, I asked if The One had spoken via video and he had no idea, and said no one he'd run into cared one "iota". 

The big excitement tonight is who is the mystery celebrity entertainment.  They had to be in the area around 6:00, no chairs allowed, and the show doesn't start until 8:00.  Imagine the moans of disappointment if the "entertainment" is a "pep talk" by Barky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:31 PM (UOM48)

332 I wonder if Ace is tired from all the posting today.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 31, 2010 06:30 PM (xO+6C)

I don't know but I wish he would slow down some, I can't keep up.

Posted by: robtr at July 31, 2010 01:31 PM (fwSHf)

333 Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 31, 2010 06:29 PM (lbSVk)

Have heard it described as the melding of two political dynasties.
Rumors are flying that she converted.  It's very "in" to convert, Ivanka Trump converted and people are whispering that she did too.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 01:32 PM (p302b)

334 He said he'd blog more this weekend, he just didn't say where.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 31, 2010 01:33 PM (xO+6C)

335
Remember back about a week when I was saying how white people have this foolish notion in their heads that they are responsible for slavery and how black people are taught they're victims of slavery even though slavery was abolished long long before any of us were born?

Okay, same holds true for these illegal invaders. The illegals have the ridiculous ntion in their heads that THEY are the immigrants who built America.

NO, THEY are the latest, um, immigrants who have come to America (illegally) and have yet to prove themselves. They haven't done shit, yet.

Some fucking peasat cleaning lady fresh here from Guadalupe didn't found the United States of America.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:33 PM (GfGBM)

336 #347  Actually, I was thinking of starting a topless airline (one for ladies and one for men) and have full on gambling tables on board with full wet bars.

Sounds very...decadent, CDR M.

Aren't you worried about the pilot's performance in such an environment?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:33 PM (c0A3e)

337 If the damned Clinton wedding over yet?  Fox just showed Bubba working the Rhinebeck crowd.  Our first celebutard-in-chief. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:33 PM (UOM48)

338 356 He said he'd blog more this weekend, he just didn't say where.

Hot Air?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:34 PM (c0A3e)

339 Posted by: robtr at July 31, 2010 06:31 PM (fwSHf)

I have wondered if he is attending "the wedding of the century" in Rhinebeck New York this evening.

I'm also wondering if the rumors are true and her best friend, a gay male, is the sole and only bridesmaid.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 01:34 PM (p302b)

340 If=Is

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:34 PM (UOM48)

341
Remember that movie with PAUL NEWMAN?

BLAZE, I think?

Anyway, he kept his boots on for sex. And I think he said it was for...

traction.

Classic.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:35 PM (GfGBM)

342 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 06:33 PM (UOM4

It's a black tie affair so I'm thinking it will take place after sundown.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 01:35 PM (p302b)

343 #363  Anyway, he kept his boots on for sex. And I think he said it was for...

traction.

Why defile boots like that? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:37 PM (c0A3e)

344 http://blogs.dailymail.com/
donsurber/archives/
18436#comment-137541

  They say when the comedians start making fun of poiticians, the politicians career is over. Looks like o is toast.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and we think 25 to life would be appropriate.
  –Jay Leno

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
  –Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
  –Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
  –Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
  –David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
  –Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
  –Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers”program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
  –David Letterman

Posted by: Looking Glass at July 31, 2010 01:37 PM (8VsjU)

345
And someone needs to tell these illegals that the United States has been founded. It's done. It's all built up. All the infrastructure is built.

That's why you're here doing the clean up and maintenance. The immigrants who could build were already here.

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:38 PM (IgP15)

346 Imagine the moans of disappointment if the "entertainment" is a "pep talk" by Barky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 06:31 PM (UOM48

With any luck it will be a dog choir and Stefani tunes

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 01:39 PM (w7Lv+)

347

Have heard it described as the melding of two political dynasties.
Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 06:32 PM (p302b)

The father-in-law: Prosecutors later would call him a one-man crime wave.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 31, 2010 01:40 PM (lbSVk)

348 Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2010 06:36 PM (5I8G0)

no one reads my posts....lol.....apparently he said he wasn't invited when he was on the view.  It wouldn't bother him but it would bother her which might explain the trip to spain during his Bday time.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 01:40 PM (p302b)

349 366 #363  Anyway, he kept his boots on for sex. And I think he said it was for...

traction.

Why defile boots like that? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 06:37 PM (c0A3e)

Not for traction during, as I remember, but for traction gettin' out the door after.  I could be wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:42 PM (fwW9R)

350 Yesterday, Congress hit the oil & gas industries; today, manufacturing. Is there any industry the Dems appreciate?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 01:42 PM (HQSQk)

351 Is there any industry the Dems appreciate?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 06:42 PM (HQSQk)

Race grievance.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 01:43 PM (w7Lv+)

352 hmmm.. a reporter with a sense of humor.

From the Topless Coffee shop article.

There was a complaint about Topless Tuesdays, officials said, but they checked it out -- and found it was just about serving the coffee drinks without lids.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at July 31, 2010 01:44 PM (F36mP)

353
y'all see the cute high-5 vid i linked earlier?

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:44 PM (IgP15)

354 I stayed up pretty late last night watching The Ninth Gate or something.  Sat all the way through it, then realized I'd caught the ending once while channel surfing. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM48)

355 375 Kratos, I finally broke down and bought Aliens vs Predator for the PS3.  It was only $20 last week on Amazon.

Did you get a chance to play it yet?  What do you think?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:46 PM (c0A3e)

356 Caught Boondock Saints again the other night. My wife hates that movie.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 01:48 PM (w7Lv+)

357 #373  Not for traction during, as I remember, but for traction gettin' out the door after.  I could be wrong.

Remember that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of "cure".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:49 PM (c0A3e)

358 Also, in a sign of the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it is completely sunny today in Houston. Haven't seen a single cloud. Can't remember the last time I've seen this.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 01:49 PM (HQSQk)

359 Damn ace, thanks for making up for it this weekend.

Posted by: Dunkirk at July 31, 2010 01:49 PM (ZkQ3p)

360 I like my coffee with cream and two sugar tits.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 01:50 PM (aOKEC)

361
Damn ace...

Why you bastard heretic!

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 01:51 PM (IgP15)

362 We had a Samoyed who was nice and friendly, but he would run forever if he ever got out.  It's in their blood.

Meh.  Had a collie like that, used to drive me to distraction, opening doors and all.

Until, one day, 2 weeks into a new apartment, I was so frustrated with her behavior, I just opened the door and let her go...

She came back 45min. later with one of her eyes half gouged out by a neighborhood kitteh.

(Scratched cornea.)

The eye thing was kinda gross and worrisome for about three weeks but I'll have to say that she was much better on leash after that.

"Just let me goo and let me do what I want!"

Used to be her motto.

After the kitteh ass-kicking?

"Hey boss, this looks totally awesome!  Think I should go for it?"

Mostly, the answer was NO! but sometimes it was GO FOR IT!

Biggest difference?

She looked to me to check and manage her impulses.

I'm not recommending opening up your front door and telling your pet to go to hell, get hit by a car, for all I care!

But, if you have super bad-ass kittehs in your neighborhood, it will do wonders for your relationship with a bitch with dominance issues.










Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 01:51 PM (aVzyR)

363 What are you doing in Houston?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:51 PM (phwHZ)

364 383 Caught Boondock Saints again the other night. My wife hates that movie.

It's alright.  When I saw it again, it wasn't as good as I remembered it to be.

Speaking of hated movies, my mom and little brother are watching Avatar.  I'd rather eat out the rotten corpse of a road-killed skunk than ever watch that movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 01:52 PM (c0A3e)

365

"People started booing me, and they hadn't seen me throw a pitch yet. It's like you hear Miss Iowa, and you say, 'Iowa?' And then you see her up close and you say, 'Wow, she's gorgeous.' " 

"gorgeous"? That's a stretch. That horndog would call Chelsea a "beautiful bride", too.

Posted by: Cute? Maybe. "Gorgeous"? Not hardly. Well, unless you have Drew's dating history, too. at July 31, 2010 01:53 PM (sYrWB)

366 Always a runner on impulse, even after teh kitteh, but she would pause and look back.

That extra half second was pretty handy to grab her collar, as a practical matter.

Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 01:54 PM (aVzyR)

367 I'd complain that it is the same thread, but I since I get to keep seeing that gal from Iowa, I'm cool. Cute kid.

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 01:55 PM (U5btG)

368 Anyone got any more good singing dog videos?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 01:55 PM (phwHZ)

369 We had a Samoyed who was nice and friendly, but he would run forever if he ever got out.  It's in their blood.

My second loser ex-husband's family had a Samy when they were growing up in Beverly Hills.  That dog ATE a hole right through the house from the kitchen to the backyardHe wasn't cool with being contained and had the stones to do something about it, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:55 PM (fwW9R)

370 The picture is gorgeous. You must have pretty high standards.

Posted by: real joe at July 31, 2010 01:55 PM (w7Lv+)

371

That there is some Corn-Fed Goodness.

.... 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2010 01:58 PM (oHdXs)

372 396 Anyone got any more good singing dog videos?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 06:55 PM (phwHZ)

The Beck was pretty good, Brew, I listened to it.  For some reason I'm all Hank III today.  Check this out.  I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised.  Very mellow and ballad-y, but some nice guitar work.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 01:58 PM (fwW9R)

373 #397  My second loser ex-husband's family had a Samy when they were growing up in Beverly Hills.  That dog ATE a hole right through the house from the kitchen to the backyard.  He wasn't cool with being contained and had the stones to do something about it, lol.

DamnI thought that when two of my family's outside dogs broke tow chains to escape the backyard was pretty bad-ass.  This is even better.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:00 PM (c0A3e)

374

Anyone got any more good singing dog videos?

Check this dog out.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:02 PM (aOKEC)

375 Batista! Batista! Batista!

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2010 02:02 PM (D6Uk6)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:04 PM (phwHZ)

377 Am I the only one concerned that Ace is going to blog himself into a state of exhaustion this weekend?

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 02:05 PM (fwW9R)

378 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 06:49 PM

Some ways North of you, it's 100 degrees in the Big D. At 6:00 PM. If there are any clouds, they're too damn hot to do anything useful.

A good thunderstorm/rain shower would go real well right now.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2010 02:05 PM (Ulu3i)

379 Gator, heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:06 PM (phwHZ)

380 Damn.  I thought that when two of my family's outside dogs broke tow chains to escape the backyard was pretty bad-ass.  This is even better.

I'm kinda interested.

What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?

In your experience.


Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 02:06 PM (aVzyR)

381

390 What are you doing in Houston?

Visting family, & helping-out around the house. People keep coming-&-going. Latest is my sis, who just returned from Kenya.

Oh, & I spoke too soon-- we're getting some slight cloud cover around the sun. It's absolutely wretched in summer when it's hot & sunny.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 02:06 PM (HQSQk)

382 the thing is: beck & page were chums living in neighboring towns in Surrey and played at each other's houses on hand-made guitars when they were 13!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:08 PM (73jUp)

383 I read his initial comment and wondered how many Iowans he was going to upset. Gotta give him credit. He did his research.

Posted by: JEA at July 31, 2010 02:09 PM (TkHM1)

384 true story!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:09 PM (73jUp)

385

406 Some ways North of you, it's 100 degrees in the Big D. At 6:00 PM. If there are any clouds, they're too damn hot to do anything useful.

A good thunderstorm/rain shower would go real well right now.

We had a random thundershower yesterday. This month, we had a total of 9in, though Katy gets much, much more. Before that, though, we weren't getting much rain.

Anyway, always appreciate a good thunderstorm in the summer. If we had one, I'd try to send it your way (to borrow the phrase).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 31, 2010 02:09 PM (HQSQk)

386 LIVE BLOG of Chelsea Clinton's wedding
"A report from a media pen on River Road (where 10 reporters are stationed near 15 brown milk cows who are chewing on their dinner and taking in the whole scene):"

Oh don't they just love their media!

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:09 PM (p302b)

387 Is he related to Joe Biden?
Just sayin'

Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:10 PM (H+LJc)

388

Heat index is only about 115 degrees down here in Chromosome's Bluff, Georgia.

Celsius.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:10 PM (aOKEC)

389 They don't mention any "conversion" in the blog and their will be both a rabbi and a minister so maybe all the "whisperers" are wrong.  But, they seem to be waiting till after sundown so they aren't getting married on the Jewish sabbath and not on the Methodist Sunday.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:11 PM (p302b)

390 *waves at gator*

Ya'll have storms yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 02:11 PM (UOM48)

391 What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?

Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 07:06 PM (aVzyR)

A lack of naivete.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 02:12 PM (Qp4DT)

392

Ya'll have storms yet?

Apparently not, since my chihuahua hasn't crawled into my crotch yet.

Yeah, I'm disappointed, too.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:13 PM (aOKEC)

393 They don't mention any "conversion" in the blog and their will be both a rabbi and a minister so maybe all the "whisperers" are wrong.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 07:11 PM (p302b)

No imam?

Oops.  I forgot.  These are Clintons.  Buddhist monks with bags of cash should do the ceremony.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 02:14 PM (Qp4DT)

394 #408  I'm kinda interested.

What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?

In your experience.

In my family, if the dog pisses my mom off, that earns it exile outside.  That was the sole criteria. Those dogs didn't mind it, I don't think, so long as we went out to play with them every (or every other) day. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:14 PM (c0A3e)

395 What color leash do you think Bill will use to walk Chelsea down the aisle?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:14 PM (aOKEC)

396 What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?

Mainly, how you raise them from a pup.


Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:15 PM (H+LJc)

397 beck & page were chums living in neighboring towns in Surrey and played at each other's houses on hand-made guitars when they were 13!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 07:08 PM (73jUp)

No shit!  I had a good friend who was Led's tour manager for many years back in the day.  Was Page's roommate for quite a while.  I kept bugging him to collaborate and write a book.  The only thing he would ever say was "Pagey is evil."  They kept close with JPJ, but not the rest of 'em.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 02:15 PM (fwW9R)

398 "What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?" There's gotta be a Chelsea joke in there somewhere. Someone else will have to find it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2010 02:16 PM (+O8yf)

399 419 What makes for an outside dog versus an inside dog?
Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 07:06 PM (aVzyR)

Mostly the trailer park rules.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 02:16 PM (fwW9R)

400 #421  I'd say snapping chains is a good indicator.

The chain remains solid after the 2nd time they break it (at least in my experience).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:16 PM (c0A3e)

401 What color leash do you think Bill will use to walk Chelsea down the aisle? Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 07:14 PM (aOKEC) Oh that's kinda mean, but who do you think will be Bill Clinton's date for the wedding?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 02:17 PM (U5btG)

402
427 There's gotta be a Chelsea joke in there somewhere. Someone else will have to find it.

It's an outdoor wedding isn't it? Nuff said

Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:17 PM (H+LJc)

403 Wasn't being snarky or judgmental Kratos.

I'm interested.

I have whole theories about the goodness of having barn cats vs. the weird practice of keeping house cats to justify my sniffles and watery eyes when exposed to either.

I will pet them, if they come on to me that way.

Can't help myself.

Never ever touch a cat, will only lead to tears, stuffy noses and itchiness later.

I know this.

Still, can't help myself.

Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 02:18 PM (aVzyR)

404 #430 
Oh that's kinda mean, but who do you think will be Bill Clinton's date for the wedding?

Whoever the bridemaids are.  And/or their mothers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:19 PM (c0A3e)

405 ... so there they were, jeff beck and jimmy page playing at beck's 2nd induction at the r & r hall of fame (the 1st for the yardbirds the 2nd for the jeff beck group; beck replaced clapton in the yardbirds and page replaced beck), those 2 old rockers (looking pretty good and vital) doing what they were doing at their houses in Surrey when they were 13 years old. that must have felt pretty good.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:19 PM (7JES6)

406 Cats make dandy moccasins .
Make sure to find matching cats though.

Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:19 PM (H+LJc)

407 Oh that's kinda mean, but who do you think will be Bill Clinton's date for the wedding?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 07:17 PM (U5btG)

Bill doesn't bring dates.  He prefers to just prey on the help.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 02:20 PM (Qp4DT)

408 What color leash do you think Bill will use to walk Chelsea down the aisle?
Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 07:14 PM (aOKEC)

C'mon, it's the girl's wedding day.  Give her a break. 

Besides, the leash won't be used until the wedding NIGHT

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 02:20 PM (y4B2y)

409 peaches: wow

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:21 PM (7JES6)

410 Hey I see Madaline Albright is at the wedding. Gee I'd pay to see her doing the Hora

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 02:21 PM (U5btG)

411
Is Helen Thomas at the wedding?

She tellin all the joos to go back to Poland & Germany?

Posted by: rollin' on the fat bishes at July 31, 2010 02:22 PM (GfGBM)

412 439 Hey I see Madaline Albright is at the wedding.....

Yes. Carpet Master stretched and trimmed her just for this event.

Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:23 PM (H+LJc)

413

who do you think will be Bill Clinton's date for the wedding?

Oh to be a young pasty chubby girl with a penchant for oral at the Wedding of the Century.

But, if I were Bill, I'd look for a girl in a plastic dress.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:24 PM (aOKEC)

414 who do you think will be Bill Clinton's date for the wedding?

lets see, bill like em young, overweight, below his station, and insecure.

I'm guessing one of the caterers. maybe the girl  in charge of  whipped creme at the coffee bar.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 02:27 PM (DHNp4)

415 and... naw, page isn't into "evil" anymore. was just a phase. they're all good guys, and always were. just saw a 6 part bbc video interview of ron wood (of all people) on youtube. amazing and solid guy. he's also a pretty accomplished artist of all things and not bad. good guy. funny thing, beck, keith richards, rod stewart, ron wood, they all have these lean hawk-nosed old as the hills weird faces. english thing, i guess.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:28 PM (73jUp)

416 damn gator, you got ahead of me.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 02:28 PM (DHNp4)

417 thing is with these rock musicians, for all the hard ass posturing, they're really the nice kids. success and getting off drugs and booze helps.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:31 PM (73jUp)

418 I thought this thread was rocking, but now i see it is 8 hours old.
yikes.

well, i didnt miss anything anyway.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 02:32 PM (DHNp4)

419 In my family, if the dog pisses my mom off, that earns it exile outside.  That was the sole criteria. Those dogs didn't mind it, I don't think, so long as we went out to play with them every (or every other) day.

Huh.

Never occurred to me that "outside" was any sort of punishment for a dawg!

Exile I get, that's harsh on puppehs.

They just can't stand it.

Your mom gets "pissed of" at dawgs?

That's kinda rough Kratos.






Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 02:33 PM (aVzyR)

420 A-Rod is up not that anyone cares

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 02:33 PM (U5btG)

421 btw, wood has been sober for years, is raising thoroughbred horses recording and painting at his irish estate. sweet, considerate & nice person. very sincere. ron wood? yup.

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:35 PM (73jUp)

422 So where are the extra weekend blog posts Ace promised?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 31, 2010 02:35 PM (kJXs1)

423 Drudge has a picture or Cankles showing up with Bubba in tow for Chelsea's blessed nuptials.  Her Schmata looks like something she picked up in a West African flea market.  Covers everything that needs to be covered though.  Namely everything.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 02:39 PM (yQWNf)

424 451 So where are the extra weekend blog posts Ace promised?

At the bottom of a Value-Rite half gallon of Voddka™

Posted by: Beto at July 31, 2010 02:39 PM (H+LJc)

425 Ronnie Wood is cool.  Lived up in Malibu for a long time.  Hell, all the Stones are cool.  Except for that woman Wyman.  Ugh!

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 02:40 PM (fwW9R)

426

If Bill was on top of the sheet and if Hillary was under the sheet and if Chelsea was strained through the sheet, that might explain it, ya think? 

Posted by: One possible explanation at July 31, 2010 02:40 PM (sYrWB)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:40 PM (phwHZ)

428 Drudge has a picture or Cankles showing up with Bubba in tow for Chelsea's blessed nuptials. Her Schmata looks like something she picked up in a West African flea market. Covers everything that needs to be covered though. Namely everything. Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 07:39 PM (yQWNf) That is about the ugliest thing I ever saw a famous person wear in public

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 02:41 PM (U5btG)

429 Drudge has a picture or Cankles showing up with Bubba in tow for Chelsea's blessed nuptials.  Her Schmata looks like something she picked up in a West African flea market.

Oh.  My.  Gawd.  What, she couldn't just go with an actual burka?

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 02:41 PM (fwW9R)

430 #448  Never occurred to me that "outside" was any sort of punishment for a dawg!

Some dogs handle it better than others.  The two dogs I mentioned we had rescued from a shelter and they had "problems" inside - couldn't potty train them, they destroyed a bunch of stuff.

Your mom gets "pissed of" at dawgs?

That's kinda rough Kratos.

The one dog needed to be outside.  The other dog (a German Shepard mix) my mom had never liked - she had  acquiesced to it's presence at my stepfather's request for my little brother.  She swore that the dog crapped on the couch out of spite and she spent the rest of her life outside.  The dog didn't mind it and the two timess she did escape, she came back after a day or two.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:42 PM (c0A3e)

431 peaches you're a good'n laugh :-D

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:43 PM (73jUp)

432 I think that was just them going to the venue or back to the soros daughter's manse to get dressed.  Cause it is black tie and he was wearing the country club uniform and she was wearing a green tent.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:43 PM (p302b)

433 How many felons will be attending this shindig? Anyone do a count?

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2010 02:44 PM (+O8yf)

434 i've just discovered youtube. do you guys know about that? it's pretty cool!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:44 PM (7JES6)

435

Re Hillary:  Haven't seen a moo moo since the 70's.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:44 PM (phwHZ)

436 Or is that just a sheet?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:45 PM (phwHZ)

437 Oh.  My.  Gawd.  What, she couldn't just go with an actual burka?

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 07:41 PM

It looks, on second inspection, that she is trying to get the old 'gals' some air.  Her cleavage is bound to cause an eathquake somewhere this evening.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 02:45 PM (yQWNf)

438

Covers everything that needs to be covered though.  Namely everything.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 07:39 PM (yQWNf)

That's enough material to contruct a spinnaker for an America's Cup class yacht. Did she get it at a tent and awning manufacturer and do they sell the material by the acre?

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (7bJDw)

439 Looked at Drudge against my better judgment.  What the hell is Hillary wearing?  Does she plan to try to fly in that thing?

I thought I'd never see something more ugly than Michelle's Inaugural Ball gown.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (c0A3e)

440 Sunday! Sunday!! Sunday!!!

OMG A TIME WARP! Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney! OCIR! Super Bowl of Funny Cars!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (kJXs1)

441 Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 07:44 PM (phwHZ)
One of my friend's mom called it a "moo moo" after we called it a neon green pup tent.  She couched it with "don't insult pup tents, it's a moo moo"

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (p302b)

442 thank's p-s! & don't forget to listen to your jeff beck group tonight. sleep tight!

Posted by: gomm at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (7JES6)

443 Mother of pearl!
Otis Criblecrobis is on the thread.

Have you any of the elusive sponduits?

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (DHNp4)

444 Her mom said it's called a "moo moo" cause all women look like cows when they wear it.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:46 PM (p302b)

445 466 Or is that just a sheet?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 07:45 PM (phwHZ)

Old upholstery fabrics can be fashioned into some very stylish gowns, so just stfu, you ignorant crackah.

Posted by: Sasquatch at July 31, 2010 02:47 PM (fwW9R)

446 If you use lib/dem logic, Ace isn't here, Chelsea's wedding is tonight therefore Ace is at Chelsea's wedding.
Perfect liberal logic...lol

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:48 PM (p302b)

447 I've been boondoggling in the Grampian hills.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 31, 2010 02:48 PM (kJXs1)

448 Did you guys see that Elway fan at #456?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:48 PM (phwHZ)

449 Hillary's not running for President, she's gonna found an African nation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2010 02:49 PM (+O8yf)

450 476 If you use lib/dem logic, Ace isn't here, Chelsea's wedding is tonight therefore Ace is at Chelsea's wedding.
Perfect liberal logic...lol

Perhaps... Ace is the groom!

Dun, dun....dun!!!!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:49 PM (c0A3e)

451 And to think, when I wear a sheet I get locked up for a hate crime.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:49 PM (aOKEC)

452 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 07:49 PM (c0A3e)

why karatos that makes perfect sense in the world of liberal logic.  I've been reading lib sites lately and sadly this is so the way they think.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 02:50 PM (p302b)

453 481 And to think, when I wear a sheet I get locked up for a hate crime.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 07:49 PM (aOKEC)

You got yourself a contender for threadwinner right there (boy)

Posted by: Sasquatch at July 31, 2010 02:50 PM (fwW9R)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 02:51 PM (phwHZ)

455 They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Miss Iowa at July 31, 2010 02:51 PM (J3jFV)

456 And to think, when I wear a sheet I get locked up for a hate crime.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 07:49 PM

It's not lime green though is it......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 02:51 PM (yQWNf)

457

Let me just say, I know a lot of you realized there was a new post here at the HQ and expected it to be from Ace (don't laugh (yet), I'm doing a bit here).

Hey, DrewM, this is the funniest line from you yet.  Great post.

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2010 02:52 PM (NooBZ)

458 485 They're real, and they're spectacular.

I say that about the Blade of Olympus and nobody believes that either, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:53 PM (c0A3e)

459 481 And to think, when I wear a sheet I get locked up for a hate crime.

What if it was purple?

/Think Billy Zane in "The Phantom".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:54 PM (c0A3e)

460 Today's horrible thought: Who blows better, Hillary or Monica?

Posted by: More of Bill's legacy at July 31, 2010 02:55 PM (sYrWB)

461

Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.

I think a little bit of me just died.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 02:55 PM (7bJDw)

462 490 Today's horrible thought: Who blows better, Hillary or Monica?

Posted by: More of Bill's legacy at July 31, 2010 07:55 PM (sYrWB)

Damn you!!!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 31, 2010 02:57 PM (YVZlY)

463

Ted Danson got the not for the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY. So, I think Bubba's nailing Mary Steenburgen tonight.

And, no, I don't have anything the color of Hillary's circus tent.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 02:59 PM (aOKEC)

464

Another look at the Drudge picture leads me to the conclusion that the only thing Canckles outfit is missing is the curtain rod. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 02:59 PM (yQWNf)

465

and today, i have thrown away my geekdom crown

i was the prince of all tech greatness, now i am a bitch....sniff, sniff

i bought an iphone4

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 02:59 PM (gg4j2)

466 491Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.

It sucks.  But I heard he's always been a lib.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 02:59 PM (c0A3e)

467 I soo need a new puppeh!

Just right now?

I would soo totally have told my old puppy to fuck off, we're not playing tug-o- war right now.

I'm serious!

Back off jack!

You keep pushin' it and we'll not play tug-o-war ever again!

I mean it!

Sit there and be nice.

Okay, now I'm obliged to clock watch and make sure that you sit there for at least 15 min.

Why are you smiling?

I told you, I don't have time for your bullshit, right now!

So.

Now we know.

Don't try to interrupt me anymore.

It will buy you nothing but grief.







Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 03:00 PM (aVzyR)

468

Who blows better, Hillary or Monica?

The only blowing Hillary does is on birthday cakes, my friend. Cake. Not cock. Cake.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:00 PM (aOKEC)

469 Miss Iowa ,Huh?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2010 03:01 PM (p1DEG)

470

497  its irony

ag is the longtime spokesman of ritz crackers

king shamwow kaboom hates all parts of a cracker

hmmmmmm

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 03:01 PM (gg4j2)

471

Evening Moe Rons.

I think a little bit of me just died.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 07:55 PM (7bJDw)

Big time.  Kemp said upthread he's always been that way.

I was surprised.  One of my favorite shows.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:02 PM (IRwVS)

472 sounds like deety needs a kitteh

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 03:02 PM (gg4j2)

473 Today's horrible thought: Who blows better, Hillary or Monica?

I'm betting Al

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:03 PM (DHNp4)

474

Homer Simpson would be proud of Hillary.

He's a big fan of the mumu.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:03 PM (IRwVS)

475 Nothing says polyester pantsuits like Hillary.

Posted by: More of Bill's legacy at July 31, 2010 03:04 PM (sYrWB)

476 496and today, i have thrown away my geekdom crown

i was the prince of all tech greatness, now i am a bitch....sniff, sniff

i bought an iphone4

You fucking traitor!  I'm now debating if it's now worth it to rescue your soul...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:04 PM (c0A3e)

477 Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.

He's still alive?  Who knew?

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:05 PM (y4B2y)

478 503 sounds like deety needs a kitteh

Kittens are evil. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:05 PM (c0A3e)

479 Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 08:00 PM (aVzyR)

is puppy some kind of code?

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:05 PM (DHNp4)

480

It sucks.  But I heard he's always been a lib.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 07:59 PM (c0A3e)

I had no idea. If I find out that Don Knotts was a lib too, I'll be REALLY pissed!

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 03:06 PM (7bJDw)

481

Another look at the Drudge picture leads me to the conclusion that the only thing Canckles outfit is missing is the curtain rod. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 07:59 PM (yQWNf)

Oh ... it's in there.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 31, 2010 03:06 PM (Qp4DT)

482 Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama. He's still alive? Who knew? Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 08:05 PM (y4B2y) If he is depending on Obamacare, he will not be for long

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 31, 2010 03:06 PM (U5btG)

483 Why is Dee Snyder on Huckabee?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:07 PM (aOKEC)

484 #514  If he is depending on Obamacare, he will not be for long

Good point.  Andy might be counting on that though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:07 PM (c0A3e)

485 Who blows better, Hillary or Monica?

Gotta wonder if Monica was any good, or if she was just a willing receptacle. 

WJC:"- If she'd swallowed, I'd never have been in that mess"

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:09 PM (y4B2y)

486

Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.

Now you know why no one ever got arrested on the show. Laws are unfair, racist, and culturally biased.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:09 PM (aOKEC)

487 #514  If he is depending on Obamacare, he will not be for long

He'll be gone before Hellcare really starts kicking people in the nuts.  I think he is 85.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 03:09 PM (yQWNf)

488

Now you know why no one ever got arrested on the show. Laws are unfair, racist, and culturally biased.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 08:09 PM (aOKEC)

Hmmm.  Good point.  They even allowed Otis to arrest himself.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:10 PM (IRwVS)

489 1. of course he's a lib.  look at the way he ran the department. jail run on an honor code. The only person he locked up was Otis and out of compassion. middle aged man who lived with his mother. (NTTAWWT) ...

2. Barny fife was law and order. When he saw crime he nipped it - in the bud. He's got to be a conservative.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:11 PM (DHNp4)

490

Hmmm.  Good point.  They even allowed Otis to arrest himself.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 08:10 PM (IRwVS)

Beat me to it!

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 03:11 PM (7bJDw)

491 Again Gator posts my point as i type.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:12 PM (DHNp4)

492 I've never watched an episode of the Andy Griffith show.

/Looks around nervously for mpfs. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:12 PM (c0A3e)

493

When he saw crime he nipped it - in the bud

Nice.  I remember that episode. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:12 PM (IRwVS)

494

kratos, i got tired of waiting on the evo, now its time to make a custom ringtone

some fucking shitass by life sex death for my loved ones and no one rides for free for all others

of course all kittehs are evil but they are so cute and loving come dinnertime, hmmm, kind of like all females

go figure

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 03:13 PM (gg4j2)

495

nine coconuts, you sound like the kind of guy I could shoot the shit with over a beer....just like the rest of you morons out there....

And, unfortunately, we all have a lot of shit to shoot these days.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:14 PM (aOKEC)

496 Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 08:14 PM (aOKEC)

Same here.
And hats off for the quick fingers/mind/ISP

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:16 PM (DHNp4)

497

Sooo, Chelsea married a nerdy Jewish boy, eh?

Further evidence that Hillary will  be running for prez in 2012.

Stealing the nerdy vote away from the astute one.

Posted by: More of Bill's legacy at July 31, 2010 03:17 PM (sYrWB)

498

Come to think of it, Andy never did get married, did he?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:18 PM (aOKEC)

499

Come to think of it, Andy never did get married, did he?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 08:18 PM (aOKEC)

Don't tell me you think Miss Crump was his beard?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:19 PM (IRwVS)

500

Crap, I was perusing Drudge and saw that Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.   

Is Joe Biden playing Barney Fife?         

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 03:19 PM (phwHZ)

501 Andy Griffith is pitching the health care law for Obama.

The force is strong with this one.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at July 31, 2010 03:19 PM (w9BEi)

502 Heh, I just hauled my awesome collection of Chevron Cars out of the closet.  I got tired of washing them several years ago and put them all back in the original packages.  They're so cute!  Too bad they don't seem to be worth anything . . . yet.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 03:21 PM (fwW9R)

503 We all know who Mike Huckabee's Andy Griffith show character is.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:22 PM (IRwVS)

504 This will be my last post of the night because COMCAST SUCKS ASS.  sorry.

The fact that after 20 minutes I've been able to even check e-mail is a fucking miracle.  Typical weekend night. 

Anyhow, I'm thinking The Wedding of the Century is what Arkansas (or any other state) trailer trash put on when they've made "too much" money.

And gotta love their precious daughter ordering dear ol' Dad to lose 15 lbs. and Mom to let her hair "grow out" (whatever the hell that means).

Spoiled much?  That is all.  Until tomorrow.  Suck it, Comcast.  Have fun 'rons/'ronettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2010 03:22 PM (UOM48)

505 I believe that Andy lived with his Aint Bee.  He had Opie with someone and was widowed.  He was sweet on Helen Crump.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2010 03:23 PM (yQWNf)

506 Not only that, but Andy was for gun control. Can you imagine a Southern Sherriff that does not believe in guns? He controlled Barney's by only letting him have one bullet.

creeping liberalism -- even back then.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:23 PM (DHNp4)

507 531Come to think of it, Andy never did get married, did he?

What's that mean?

Posted by: Linsey Graham at July 31, 2010 03:23 PM (c0A3e)

508

515 Why is Dee Snyder on Huckabee?

 

Was wondering about that, too.

He would fit in so much better with the skanks on Atlanta's Housewives

Posted by: More of Bill's legacy at July 31, 2010 03:23 PM (sYrWB)

509 I hate Cox.

More for me!

Posted by: OBLIGATORY RAWMUSCLE GLUTES sock at July 31, 2010 03:24 PM (w9BEi)

510 This here puppy would probably make the grade as Miguel's best friend.  I think they would get along like real pals.

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2010 03:25 PM (thr9V)

511 And gotta love their precious daughter ordering dear ol' Dad to lose 15 lbs. and Mom to let her hair "grow out" (whatever the hell that means).

WTF?  Whatevs, Chelsea. 

Night Mrs. D'oh.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:25 PM (c0A3e)

512

laterz jane

 

I'm really not liking the polls out of FL with Crist in the lead.  I'm still registered to vote in FL for this Nov.  C'mon Rubio.

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2010 08:22 PM (5I8G0)

I'm still relatively confident.  Crist has about hit his ceiling I think.  Unless the Dim was to completely drop out.  Rubio hasn't begun to define the Tan Man as the amoral crap weasel that he is either.

After labor day I'm thinking Rubio will begin to overtake him once he gets on the airwaves and spends some money.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:25 PM (IRwVS)

513 Nobody told Hillary! that a burqa should cover her ugly mug too.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2010 03:26 PM (7ppar)

514 #543  I hate Cox.

There's an obvious joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:26 PM (c0A3e)

515 Adios, Jane.  Sorry about your interwebs suckitude. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 03:26 PM (fwW9R)

516 I tell you, Maetenloch is the cornerstone of this blog.
All hail the ONT master.

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:27 PM (DHNp4)

517

543  cdr   I hate Cox.

if you didn't, you would be wearing dolphins instead of wings

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 03:27 PM (gg4j2)

518

Is Joe Biden playing Barney Fife?         

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 08:19 PM (phwHZ)

Ernest T. Bass.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2010 03:28 PM (7ppar)

519 Kittens are evil.

No they aren't!

The just don't have souls.

It's not their fault.

They are just made that way.

It's kind of weird to recognize that a random octopus has more going on than any kitten ever could.

Still, I don't think that this means that kittehs don't have an important role to play in our world.

I say that we treat kittehs the exact same way we do gingers!


Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 03:29 PM (aVzyR)

520 #552  if you didn't, you would be wearing dolphins instead of wings.

Dolphins?  What's with that Navy lingo?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:30 PM (c0A3e)

521

555 let me hit ya with some squid info

dolphins = submariners

tridents = SEALs

wings = aviation

cutlasses = surface enlisted

sabers = surface officers

god knows what the seabea badges are called

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2010 03:35 PM (gg4j2)

522 “Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends. We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family. On behalf of the newlyweds, we want to give special thanks to the people of Rhinebeck for welcoming us and to everyone for their well-wishes on this special day.”

LINK

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 03:37 PM (p302b)

523 This will be my last post of the night because COMCAST SUCKS ASS.  sorry.

One of the greatest days in my life was the day I called Comcast to cancel my service,  I did so.  With extreme prejudice.  Funny thing, I was spoilng for a fight, and the woman never even asked why.  Long live Verizon FIOS

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:39 PM (y4B2y)

524 545 This here puppy would probably make the grade as Miguel's best friend.  I think they would get along like real pals.

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2010 08:25 PM (thr9V)

There's one in particular that has the right idea.

Howdeeeee, roons and roonettes!

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:40 PM (2eixi)

525 On behalf of the newlyweds, we want to give special thanks to the people of Rhinebeck for welcoming us and to everyone for their well-wishes on this special day.”

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And I'll be banging bridesmaids two at a time up on the restricted floor.  Just wink at the Secret Service.  They know the signal

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:42 PM (y4B2y)

526 One of her friends read this poem at the wedding:  "The Life That I Have" "The life that I have Is all that I have And the life that I have Is yours "
LINK



Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 03:42 PM (p302b)

527 561 I'm still waiting for Verizon FIOS to roll into my neighborhood.  They are in the city already, just not in my neighborhood!

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2010 08:41 PM (5I8G0)

My parents had one of the very first neighborhoods in the country they rolled out in a few years ago. 

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:43 PM (2eixi)

528 8 Breasts.  FAKE.

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2010 12:57 PM (7Pu9b)


Care. NOT.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 31, 2010 03:43 PM (eCAn3)

529 Andy brutally murdered Opie's mom after strapping her to a barber chair and torturing her for four days and nights with Floyd's barbering implements.  Everyone in town knew it, but he used his position as sheriff to institute a reign of terror in Mayberry to ensure that nobody ever spoke of the woman again.  Poor Ellie Walker asked about her once and she disappeared from the series without a trace.

Posted by: The Mayberry Gazette at July 31, 2010 03:43 PM (7ppar)

530 And I'll be banging bridesmaids two at a time up on the restricted floor.  Just wink at the Secret Service.  They know the signal

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 08:42 PM (y4B2y)

Hey!  I got a casino to run here!

Posted by: Moe Green at July 31, 2010 03:44 PM (IRwVS)

531 8 Breasts.  FAKE.

If she has eight breasts, I'd assume they're fake.  Unless she's a dog.  

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:45 PM (y4B2y)

532 558 I knew that Cox comment would bite me!  Kratos, you better start getting salty on your Army lingo no?

I have some time yet, but yes, you're right.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:45 PM (c0A3e)

533

Posted by: The Mayberry Gazette at July 31, 2010 08:43 PM (7ppar)

Excellent.  Thanks for the laugh.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:45 PM (IRwVS)

534 Mike Rowe is rocking the BSA Jambo right now. http://tinyurl.com/23u5fa9

Posted by: Cowboy at July 31, 2010 03:47 PM (tfMGP)

535 #568  If she has eight breasts, I'd assume they're fake.  Unless she's a dog. 

Are you familiar with Total Recall?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:47 PM (c0A3e)

536

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 08:37 PM (p302b)

It's royalty! It's Camelot! It makes me wanna barf!

Correction: An earlier version of this article misspelled Warren Buffett’s surname as “Buffet,” a common misspelling in The Times.

That line made the whole article worthwhile. It's good to see that the crack team of editors at NYT is on the job!

 

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 03:47 PM (Di4GP)

537 And I'll be banging bridesmaids two at a time

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 08:42 PM (y4B2y)

Hey!  I got a casino to run here!

Thank you, Moe, for getting the obscure Godfather reference!  AoS Morons are the best.   Demented, but the best

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 03:47 PM (y4B2y)

538

I did my best for the casinos. Ask Fredo.

Posted by: Batista at July 31, 2010 03:48 PM (7+pP9)

539 Are you familiar with Total Recall?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:47 PM (c0A3e)

Yes.  I somehow missed 5 breasts though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 03:48 PM (IRwVS)

540 573 #568  If she has eight breasts, I'd assume they're fake.  Unless she's a dog. 

Are you familiar with Total Recall?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 08:47 PM (c0A3e)

There were only three, IIRC.  Totally real.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:49 PM (2eixi)

541

It's royalty! It's Camelot! It makes me wanna barf!

I believe Bill spelled it came-a-lot.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:49 PM (aOKEC)

542 #574  That line made the whole article worthwhile. It's good to see that the crack team of editors at NYT is on the job!

Layers and layers of fact-checking, friend.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 03:49 PM (c0A3e)

543

There were only three, IIRC.  Totally real.

If my mom is right, and there's someone for everyone, she's laying on the couch with a three armed man right now.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 03:52 PM (aOKEC)

544 If my mom is right, and there's someone for everyone, she's laying on the couch with a three armed man right now.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 08:52 PM (aOKEC)

Any guy would work.  Two hands and a tongue.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:54 PM (2eixi)

545 Ma! Remus isn't sharing!

Posted by: Romulus at July 31, 2010 03:54 PM (o7kZZ)

546

Any guy would work.  Two hands and a tongue.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 08:54 PM (2eixi)

Any guy?  Really?

Posted by: Mrs. Richard Kimble's Killer at July 31, 2010 03:56 PM (IRwVS)

547 585 Ma! Remus isn't sharing!

Posted by: Romulus at July 31, 2010 08:54 PM (o7kZZ)

Nice one.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:56 PM (2eixi)

548

Any guy?  Really?

Posted by: Mrs. Richard Kimble's Killer at July 31, 2010 08:56 PM (IRwVS

Okay, me.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:56 PM (2eixi)

549
Why would I want to "Close it up"?

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 31, 2010 03:57 PM (Fhc5/)

550 How many times do I have to tell you -- It's Buffett. Buffett.
And don't let Mrs. Buffet hear you say that.

(this is inside joke for otis criblecrobis)

(it is a w c fields reference)

OK, The characters name is Bisenet (bis-e nay, accent a grave over the e) but everyone calls him bis-e-net and he yells at them

Posted by: nine coconuts at July 31, 2010 03:58 PM (DHNp4)

551 Why would I want to "Close it up"?

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 31, 2010 08:57 PM (Fhc5/)

Because then you can open it up....IYKWIM

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 03:59 PM (2eixi)

552 They should do a post about Miguel Batista.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 03:59 PM (phwHZ)

553 Andy brutally murdered Opie's mom after strapping her to a barber chair and torturing her for four days and nights with Floyd's barbering implements.  Everyone in town knew it, but he used his position as sheriff to institute a reign of terror in Mayberry to ensure that nobody ever spoke of the woman again.  Poor Ellie Walker asked about her once and she disappeared from the series without a trace.

You forget though, that most everyone agreed with the results.

Opie's mom was pretty fucking intolerable on just about any committee she served on.

Everyone talks about what an iron clad bitch, Aunt Bea is, and I could tell you some stories but that boy is much better off under her care than with his mom.


Posted by: Citizen of Mayberry RFD at July 31, 2010 04:00 PM (aVzyR)

554 Anybody got any links to cute puppies, anteaters, or baby orangutans?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:01 PM (phwHZ)

555

You know what's better than three-tittied women?

Four-tittied women.

And don't say five-tittied women. That would look stupid.

Posted by: Hitchhiker from "There's Something About Mary" at July 31, 2010 04:01 PM (aOKEC)

556 On this Batista story ... take out the B & A  and what do you have?  The makings of a Friday night ONT.

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:01 PM (8EEyy)

557

I believe Bill spelled it came-a-lot.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 08:49 PM (aOKEC)

Word. Hillary's "dress" sure as hell ain't stoking Bill's fires. In fact, I don't think her ass is measured in inches anymore, I think it's measured in displacement.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 04:02 PM (Di4GP)

558 OK, if Batista parlays this into a date and maybe some coed horizontal PT, he officially goes down in the books as Playa (not to be confused with Player) of the Year.

I went to Iowa State summer before my senior year of high school for wrestling camp. Spent two weeks getting the shit kicked out of me by assistant coach Kevin Jackson who'd already won the NCAAs and brought home a gold from Barcelona two years later. There were a LOT of hot chicks in that town, but ISU had a lousy history department and really high out of state tuition so I never went back. Thought about it, tried, but didn't. 

Posted by: SGT Dan at July 31, 2010 04:02 PM (p6OcK)

559 Rhinebeck is truly a beautiful town but I wonder if the people of Arkansas are just slightly insulted that the wedding wasn't held there.  I mean wasn't he governor there or something?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:02 PM (p302b)

560 The hills and valleys of Iowa are wonderful indeed. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at July 31, 2010 04:02 PM (GBTXy)

561 #582  Another movie being remade with the director from the last Die Hard movie which means it'll suck donkey balls.

The movie-going public has to insist on a moratorium on remakes.  This is bloody ridiculous. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:02 PM (c0A3e)

562 Matrix III is on.  I wonder why they didn't bring back Truck or Boot or whatever that guy's name was.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:03 PM (phwHZ)

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:03 PM (fwW9R)

564 Per ABC news, cape cod beaches closed as there were great white shark warnings in Massachusetts today.  Hey isn't the first family planning to go there in two weeks.  Guess swimming will be out?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:04 PM (p302b)

565 What's nice about Rhinebeck?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:04 PM (phwHZ)

566 Sharks are not gonna bother Soetoro.  They'll think it's just a chunk of whale shit floating by.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:05 PM (fwW9R)

567 "605 What's nice about Rhinebeck?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:04 PM (phwHZ)"

It's typical NY quaint village. 

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:05 PM (p302b)

568 597 I think it's called a major moo, moo.  Accentuated by ickipu.  Designed by Linen & Grim.   

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:06 PM (8EEyy)

569

Matrix III is on.  I wonder why they didn't bring back Truck or Boot or whatever that guy's name was.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 09:03 PM (phwHZ)

 

I got Dazed and Confused going in the background here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 04:06 PM (IRwVS)

570

"As Ms. Clinton Bruno strolled through Rhinebeck, she said the town reminded her of home.

“She’s made a wonderful choice. It reminds me of the Ozarks in Arkansas, except more chic.'"

Ugh, should have know, they had that covered too...



Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:07 PM (p302b)

571

I got Dazed and Confused going in the background here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 09:06 PM (IRwVS)

Awesome soundtrack!

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 04:08 PM (2eixi)

572 Rhinebeck is Southampton without the beach and the hills.

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:08 PM (p302b)

573 Rhinebeck is truly a beautiful town but I wonder if the people of Arkansas are just slightly insulted that the wedding wasn't held there.  I mean wasn't he governor there or something?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:02 PM (p302b)

curious, you really need to let go of this wedding.  It's the CLINTON'S fergodssake!

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 04:08 PM (VuLos)

574

Awesome soundtrack!

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 09:08 PM (2eixi)

Big time. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 04:09 PM (IRwVS)

575 I think it's called a major moo, moo.  Accentuated by ickipu.  Designed by Linen & Grim.  

Good lord.  Is the mother of the bride Ghandi?

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 04:09 PM (y4B2y)

576 Guess swimming will be out?

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:04 PM (p302b)

Probably but Barack might be able to go jogging on the beach while showing off his glistening pectorals.

 

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 04:09 PM (Di4GP)

577 604 Per ABC news, cape cod beaches closed as there were great white shark warnings in Massachusetts today.  Hey isn't the first family planning to go there in two weeks.  Guess swimming will be out?

So they closed the beaches because there were lawyers swimming there?  Kind of an overreaction, don't you think?

/Sorry M&M lawyers - you're all totally cool.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:09 PM (c0A3e)

578 Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 09:08 PM (VuLos)


I know, I know bur he is an ex president and she is secretary of state and I see Chelsea in the street all the time.....and it jump started my "nosey gene"....
sorry...

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:10 PM (p302b)

579

Probably but Barack might be able to go jogging on the beach while showing off his glistening pectorals.  Manboobs

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 09:09 PM (Di4GP)

FIFY

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 04:10 PM (2eixi)

580 #616  Probably but Barack might be able to go jogging on the beach while showing off his glistening pectorals moobs.

FIFY.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:11 PM (c0A3e)

581
My latest bout with Comcast was just this week.  On Tuesday, a scheduled maintenance problem began with a 40ish female arriving and guaranteeing me she could solve the problem.

The amount of testosterone in the room was impressive, and her guns were large and impressive in her Comcast uniform.  Within ten minutes she located the problem, another few minutes to fix it, and thankfully never offered to do me for Dixie, women's rights, or as a grudge fuck. 

Just for the record, Comcast hires muscular no-nonsense muffin munchers.

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 04:11 PM (v1gw3)

582 Tami, you broke the story about the bday party for rangel on here, before drudge....

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:11 PM (p302b)

583

Notice everyone in the Matrix had one of those revealing, foreshadowing names?  What are those called?  Idiot names? 

Boot.

Trunk.

Wimpy.

Mousey.

Dyke.

Ghey Colonel Sanders.

Aunt Jemima.

Lackey Boy.

 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:12 PM (phwHZ)

584

The sharks can eat our debt and then we can build more bike paths.

Anyone else faded?  hehe

Where's my car keys?

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 31, 2010 04:12 PM (IRwVS)

585

615 It's a liberal flowing of sheen masking a liberal flowing of has beeen.

Damn, this 5L keg is improving my vocabulary.

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:12 PM (8EEyy)

586 Great minds think alike, bikermailman?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:12 PM (c0A3e)

587 Tami, you broke the story about the bday party for rangel on here, before drudge....

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 09:11 PM (p302b)

Heh.  Drudge...Drudge is a piker.

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2010 04:13 PM (VuLos)

588

That's actually not a dress that Hill's wearing.  The orange oil didn't get rid of the termites so she's trying a full-body tenting.

Posted by: The Bug Man at July 31, 2010 04:13 PM (7ppar)

589 626 Great minds think alike, bikermailman?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 09:12 PM (c0A3e)

And so do ours!

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 31, 2010 04:13 PM (2eixi)

590 Just for the record, Comcast hires muscular no-nonsense muffin munchers.

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 09:11 PM (v1gw3)

Guess what cable service I have?

And guess how many times a month I have to call for "technical support?"

Posted by: Elena Kagan at July 31, 2010 04:14 PM (IRwVS)

591 Tami, you broke the story about the bday party for rangel on here, before drudge....

I got a fax at the office a few days ago inviting, apparently, anyone who was willing to attend, as it was not addressed to anyone in particular.  I felt like I needed cooties-be-gone just handling the damn thing.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:14 PM (fwW9R)

592

Rhinebeck is truly a beautiful town but I wonder if the people of Arkansas are just slightly insulted that the wedding wasn't held there

When Barack's kids get married, think they'll go do it in his hometown?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 04:14 PM (aOKEC)

593 One of my friends said that the bride was being smuggled under that dress.  Now I have to go back and look at the picture again.  My friend said "have you ever seen her not in a pant suit lately, that's because..." and then she gave her theory...lol

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:15 PM (p302b)

594 O/T: 

The latest musings from Ted Nugent.  He's right.  It's the fault of Americans for the shape that we are in.

NUGENT: It is Us

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2010 04:15 PM (Zq7bR)

595 634 O/T: 

The latest musings from Ted Nugent.  He's right.  It's the fault of Americans for the shape that we are in.
Read it. Agree.  Wango Tango Ted's Right On.

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:19 PM (8EEyy)

596

Guess what I have on under my dashiki.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 31, 2010 04:19 PM (7ppar)

597 #632  When Barack's kids get married, think they'll go do it in his hometown?

His US one or his African one?

/Ooooh, I went there!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:19 PM (c0A3e)

598 Check out Drudge. Obama is scurrying around in jeans and sandals.  The fricking valet is dressed better.  Nice Mr. Prez.  

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:21 PM (8EEyy)

599

Here's a warmup for the ONT: Is Elmo gay?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 31, 2010 04:21 PM (YVZlY)

600 636Guess what I have on under my dashiki.

Oh, do tell!  And please say it slowly...

Posted by: Ellen Kagan at July 31, 2010 04:22 PM (c0A3e)

601

When Barack's kids get married, think they'll go do it in his hometown?

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 09:14 PM (aOKEC)

In Nairobi? Why not, it'll be a blast! Lot's of celebratory gunfire and the slaughtering of an elephant. What more could you ask for?

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 04:23 PM (fVlIN)

602  Check out Drudge. Obama is scurrying around in jeans and sandals.  The fricking valet is dressed better.  Nice Mr. Prez.  

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 09:21 PM (8EEyy)

Ostumble is a pathetic dresser.  He often looks like Urkel after a shopping spree at the Salvation Army.

Especially on the golf course.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 04:24 PM (IRwVS)

603 639Here's a warmup for the ONT: Is Elmo gay?
Elmo isn't gay, the Cookie Monster is,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:25 PM (c0A3e)

604 God bless the Nuge!  Thanks for the link to a very good read.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:26 PM (fwW9R)

605 Elmo isn't gay, the Cookie Monster is, . 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e

Maybe.  Elmo sure likes to be tickled though.

Posted by: Eric Massa at July 31, 2010 04:26 PM (IRwVS)

606 Young Ted for president.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:29 PM (phwHZ)

607

642  Ostumble is a pathetic dresser.  He often looks like Urkel after a shopping spree at the Salvation Army.

Especially on the golf course.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 09:24 PM (IRwVS)

<  He's the first prez buying jeans in size 22 W slim cut.

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:30 PM (8EEyy)

608 Barry's outfit with those sandals is major DORK.  Marxist Dork.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2010 04:30 PM (Zq7bR)

609

Obama is scurrying around in jeans and sandals.

He really is a goofy motherfucker, isn't he? I mean, check out his beard. He screams weakness, and every other alpha male out there knows it. The fucktard liberals are the only ones who didn't laugh when he said he was wondering whose ass to kick.

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 04:30 PM (aOKEC)

610 #642  Ostumble is a pathetic dresser.  He often looks like Urkel after a shopping spree at the Salvation Army.

Mom jeans!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 31, 2010 04:32 PM (c0A3e)

611

649

And he throws a baseball like a left handed Liberace.  

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:33 PM (8EEyy)

612 644 God bless the Nuge!  Thanks for the link to a very good read.

Agreed, God bless Uncle Ted.  But please, Nuge, get a writing coach.  Or at least an editor.  If a sentence is structured properly, adjectives can be used sparingly....  It does the cause no good....

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 31, 2010 04:34 PM (y4B2y)

613

He really is a goofy motherfucker, isn't he? I mean, check out his beard. He screams weakness, and every other alpha male out there knows it.

Big time. He's a fugazi alpha.  A fake.  Apex alpha males don't marry wookies and dress like Urkel.

He's got a good voice, a clever mind, and can read a teleprompter well.  Best of all he helps white libs feel less guilty.  Thats about it. 

He's our most beta pres since Carter, or perhaps, Nixon.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 31, 2010 04:34 PM (IRwVS)

614 Hillary will be pissed, BO had to horn in on her special day and take the top middle column.  And he also stuck ol al in there too.....oh and snookie...and MO at the bottom of hillary's column...

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:36 PM (p302b)

615 keeping that pic of cholly up next to the pic of maxi makes you wonder if the pics are doing something weird..

Posted by: curious at July 31, 2010 04:38 PM (p302b)

616 Didn't Ace say he was back on the blog? 

NINE hours of nothing is really showing he's back.  

That's OK, Vic will post something, or we can go to HA.

Posted by: Kemp at July 31, 2010 04:39 PM (2+9Yx)

617

woo hoo.  New ONT.  We can riff on the bastard over there.  

See ya.

Posted by: Journolist at July 31, 2010 04:40 PM (8EEyy)

618
Government Motors has decided to increase the production of the Chevrolet Volt to 45,000 units in 2011.

As an impromptu poll, please list your name if you intend to purchase the Obama Volt.  No crowding and stay in the cue without collapsing the server.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
.............
112.
113.
114.
115.

Posted by: Fish at July 31, 2010 04:41 PM (v1gw3)

619

Posted by: gator at July 31, 2010 09:30 PM (aOKEC)

I wonder if it's a hormone imbalance. All the lib males I know are skinny, short and weak. Seriously, all the big corn-fed guys I know are conservatives.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2010 04:41 PM (fVlIN)

620

 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:46 PM (phwHZ)

621 five

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

622 four

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

623 three

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

624   two

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

625 one

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

626 Boo-yah.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (phwHZ)

627 now

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (fwW9R)

628 dammit

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (fwW9R)

629 I like ice cream.  I like it a lot.  When I get some at an ice cream parlor, I prefer a fat guy or gal do the dipping.  You are guarenteed to get a bigger dip than from som 85 lb. granny.  I was explaining my ice cream philosophy with my family over dinner last night at Applebee's.  On the way out we passed a morbidly obese gal eating.  I leaned up and whispered in my daughter's ear, "That's some good ice cream dipping there".  Cracked her up.  Was that wrong?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2010 04:50 PM (rurh0)

630

 

Okay, everyone has run off to the ONT.  I'm going to repost that story over there.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2010 04:52 PM (rurh0)

631 Just for the record, Comcast hires muscular no-nonsense muffin munchers.

Meh.

They only send me out youngish men with a poet's face.

Someone who obviously has feelings and shit.

I really don't know how to deal with those people.

Mostly, I just smile and nod and note privately that they haven't actually fixed the problem, so as to bolster their self-esteem.

Posted by: Deety at July 31, 2010 09:17 PM (aVzyR)

632

I'm skipping most of the comments and jumping ahead, just because, through the miracle of wireless transcription and 10% ethanol fuel, I am communicating directly from the very center of Iowa. I went to the sprint car race in Knoxville [IOWA] this evening and was confronted with several very beautiful young female persons, even without checking the whole crowd. I am heading for Omaha via back roads in the morning, and if you all don't shett up about no pretty girls in this state, I will continue to report in wherever I have five bars.

The hills and valleys are also very attractive. I am attached to my home in the Great Lakes, but Iowa has to be the most extravagantly gifted place on the face of the earth. If I'd lived here, with her, I'd have never eaten that apple.

Has anyone commented on Miss Iowa's ERA? She looks like a long reliever to me.  Batista should check out her side-arm delivery. She has a hell of a wind-up going.

Posted by: comatus at July 31, 2010 10:37 PM (PqKSn)

633

As a native son, I resent Mr. Batista's insinuation that Iowa gals are obese androgenous ectomorphs in Gem sweaters and JCPenney applique momjeans, driving their Pontiac Aztecs from flea market to flea market, to all-u-can-eat Golden Corral buffet. Having lived in Iowa, Texas, Florida, California, and Illinois, I can state without reservation that the young women of Iowa are as lovely and shapely as any state in the nation, as is pleasingly depicted in the photo of Miss Iowa.

The trouble is that there is some mysterious metamorphosis - as best as I can tell, at age 28-32 - that converts these lovely and shapely Iowans into obese androgenous ectomorphs in Gem sweaters and JCPenney applique momjeans, driving their Pontiac Aztecs from flea market to flea market, to all-u-can-eat Golden Corral buffet. The strange thing is, I have never seen one midway in this metamophosis; I believe it may involve some sort of corn-based pod hibernation.

Don't believe me? Next time you're in Iowa, be vigilant for young women accompanied by their mothers. Your reaction will be: "how the hell is that genetically possible?"

Posted by: iowahawk at August 01, 2010 05:49 AM (hqvM3)

634 164 I wish Miss Iowa had a penis. Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 31, 2010 03:11 PM (wd0Iq) My Dear, Alas that cannot be... on the other hand, a scenario involving you, Miss Iowa, and me would supply you with Miss Iowa AND a fully functional penis eager to please...

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635 Posted by: iowahawk at August 01, 2010 10:49 AM (hqvM3) Iowahawk, What you're describing is commonly known as Latina Mama Disorder... no one quite understands why, but fetching young Mexican senoritas spend their teens and twenties looking like a Selma Hayek, but then seemingly overnight turn roughly hemispherical in shape - simultaneously sprouting facial hair in the oddest places. Perhaps Iowan gals should try cutting back on all that corn feed?

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