March 31, 2011

Midday Cuteness Break
— Ace

From a website called Zooborns, specializing in pictures of adorable baby animals born in zoos, baby elephant bath-time:

Posted by: Ace at 08:58 AM | Comments (50)
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1 So, how much does our government deficit-spend on zoos?

(runs away)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 09:00 AM (bxiXv)

2 Mr. Ace is very nice today. Ace has a girlfriend. Ace has a girlfriend.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 09:02 AM (EiH7n)

3

They would look cuter wrapped in bacon.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2011 09:02 AM (zgZzy)

4

Were the elephants born in Kenya?

Posted by: Beagle at March 31, 2011 09:02 AM (sOtz/)

5 Why the fuck is Mooghan McCain in the pool?!

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 09:03 AM (penCf)

6 ....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 31, 2011 09:04 AM (Cm66w)

7 We are not amused.

Posted by: Teh Kittehs at March 31, 2011 09:05 AM (GQ8sn)

8

Were the elephants born in Kenya?

 

Okay, that was damned funny!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2011 09:05 AM (zgZzy)

9 Somebody told me one time that elephant tastes like giraffe, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at March 31, 2011 09:05 AM (+lsX1)

10 Baylor! Quit hogging the whole pool!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 09:06 AM (bxiXv)

11

Were the elephants born in Kenya?

 

Yes, right down the street from where I . . . Oh, disregard.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at March 31, 2011 09:06 AM (zgZzy)

Posted by: pitythefool at March 31, 2011 09:07 AM (BjQSh)

13 Even as a Kitteh Advocate, I am not bothered by the lack. There is no requirement that a cuteness thread has kittehs.

It's not like it's Caturday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 09:07 AM (bxiXv)

14 Tally ho!

http://tinyurl.com/6bqs2ns

Posted by: fly at March 31, 2011 09:08 AM (gmi2T)

15 OMG, how did you get my bath video!  That's private!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 31, 2011 09:09 AM (mEyVv)

16 They look like they're struggling, not quite drowning, in water. So the elephants are the GOP and the water is debt? Is this the subliminal message of the day?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2011 09:09 AM (swuwV)

17 I think funding for zoos is re-dic-u-i-to-ta! Most zoos are run so poorly it is shameful anyway.

Posted by: rightzilla at March 31, 2011 09:09 AM (SPVfc)

18

Oh my gosh, that was just the cutest thing ever!

We had a  baby elephant born at our zoo in Seattle.  She only lived 6 1/2 years and died (possibly from some sort of virus). 

Posted by: runningrn at March 31, 2011 09:09 AM (ihSHD)

19 Codepink on Obama:

Obama on Libya: George W. Bush 2.0WARNING: link to HuffPuff (you know that site that sits silent while one of their contributors calls Palin cunt)

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 09:10 AM (penCf)

20 Much better to look at than Rosie O' Donnell frequenting a wading pool.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 09:10 AM (9hSKh)

21 Wait a damn minute.

If I buy one of those inflatable pools and fill it with water and add one 6 year old boy and maybe a couple of his friends, five minutes later I have a piece of shit that doesn't hold water.

So my boy is more destructive than two baby elephants?

Yeah, ok, I guess I can buy that.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at March 31, 2011 09:11 AM (LFiVW)

22 17 I think funding for zoos is re-dic-u-i-to-ta! Most zoos are run so poorly it is shameful anyway.

The stupidity and ineptness of humans = my gain. 

Posted by: Egyptian Cobra (formerly of the Bronx Zoo) at March 31, 2011 09:11 AM (9hSKh)

23 K, breaks over.

Posted by: fb at March 31, 2011 09:12 AM (G60Nl)

24 Meggy Mac says they should put them in a bigger pool so they have room to float around.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 31, 2011 09:12 AM (9/An0)

25 No one tell the elephants that they're being fattened up for steaks.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 31, 2011 09:12 AM (AZGON)

26 Just wait, the Japanese will figure a way to turn young radioactive animals into adorable huggable pet friends.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 09:12 AM (EiH7n)

Posted by: Vic at March 31, 2011 09:13 AM (M9Ie6)

28

 professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" 

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

 About 40 students raise their hands. 

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.  When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2011 09:14 AM (pr+up)

29 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. There. I said it. Here's my man card if you want it.

Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2011 09:15 AM (RD7QR)

30 What kind of marinade are they soaking in?

Posted by: Grease hungry at March 31, 2011 09:19 AM (LSyMb)

31 Ohh, sorry about the large print in my link.

I, uh, didn't mean to shout

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 09:19 AM (penCf)

32 Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!"  Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!" The robber snarled back, "Then give me all MY money."

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 09:23 AM (penCf)

33 Man, those 'funts look tasty. What about their legs? Thay ain't usin' them.....

Posted by: soldier orc at March 31, 2011 09:24 AM (OlN4e)

34 Little Republicans getting washed up for the big parade??

Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 09:24 AM (JpFM9)

35 Little Republicans getting washed up for the big parade?? Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 02:24 PM (JpFM9) I doubt it. Ya don't see any guns or bibles do ya?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 09:25 AM (0GFWk)

36 The Obama Game

Scroll down. 7 jokes, then this 'game'.

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 09:27 AM (penCf)

37

Elephants taking a bath?

Why wasn't a Metaphor Alert announced?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 31, 2011 09:34 AM (QMtmy)

38

Democrat riddles:

Q:  What is the average tax burden of US businesses.

A:  Ah, go fuck yourself!

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 09:39 AM (SeKSx)

39 Oh, I've watched this over and over again. It looks like too much fun. It should be titled: Cannonball! I think the little guys like bouncing on the rubber pool as much as the water.  Youtube is great free advertising for zoos.

Posted by: moi at March 31, 2011 09:41 AM (s7C19)

40

Democrat riddle:

Q:  How much, in actual dollars, is the national debt as of today.

A:  Ah, go fuck yourself!

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 09:42 AM (SeKSx)

41 speaking of the zoo, how come they haven't found that deadly Egyptian snake yet?   i mean what did the damn snake eat that it's not hungry yet?   tomorrow will be a week, how often do you feed a snake?

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 09:48 AM (k1rwm)

42 37 The Obama Game
Scroll down. 7 jokes, then this 'game'.
Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 02:27 PM (penCf)

I demand more accurate ear-physics!

Posted by: JoeInMD at March 31, 2011 10:18 AM (PIahf)

43 Thanks, Ace. I love babies.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 31, 2011 10:59 AM (oTjfX)

44 Mr. Ace is very nice today.

"Ace has a girlfriend. Ace has a girlfriend."

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 02:02 PM (EiH7n)

The last line is sung to the tune of "Neener Neener Neener," I presume.

Posted by: ExExZonie at March 31, 2011 11:11 AM (29ek1)

45

42 speaking of the zoo, how come they haven't found that deadly Egyptian snake yet?  

Did someone mention a snake?

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 31, 2011 12:46 PM (mQMnK)

46 I don't know who manufactured that kiddie pool, but that's one hell of a quality statement there.

Posted by: Whatever! at March 31, 2011 01:24 PM (piMMO)

47 Oh, and awwww.

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