August 31, 2012

Michael Moore: Get Used To Saying the Words "President Romney"
— Ace

He also... compliments Republicans.

I don't know if claims he makes at the end are true -- at the end he claims Obama lost every single age demographic except the young. In fact, now that I ponder this, it's simply preposterous. I actually hate myself for even wondering about it for two seconds.

He and his liberal host both agree that Democrats just aren't that enthused about Obama. Because of economic despair.

Yes, that tends to put a hitch in your giddyup.

On the other hand, he called Clint Eastwood a crazy old man.

In related news, Michael Moore is not getting any younger, saner, or thinner.

Posted by: Ace at 11:16 AM | Comments (274)
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1 And who said medication never helps?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 11:17 AM (xrX4n)

2 the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 11:18 AM (EgraG)

3 http://preview.tinyurl.com/9s4m4tp

Posted by: Jack at August 31, 2012 11:18 AM (wUFaM)

4 In yet other news, Michael Moore is    the    common name for a newly discovered     form      of toe fungus.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 11:19 AM (4df7R)

5 Considering every word that comes out of Michael Moore's greasy piehole is a lie, including 'and' and 'the', now I'm worried.

Posted by: mongo78 at August 31, 2012 11:19 AM (2b46R)

6 moore doesn't get that it's not about the money it's about the man...and the man failed......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 11:19 AM (EgraG)

7 This guy's made a fortune telling lies.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:19 AM (/kI1Q)

8 Don't get me wrong though, he won't "really" win, he'll have just mindtricked those sloping-forehead middle Amurricans.

we Democrats love America though don't get us wrong

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (60GaT)

9

Looks like MM takes up a lot of space and eats a helluva lot. That's not very environmentally friendly of him. Oh, and why is he a multi-millionaire? Shouldn't he be giving money to the disenfranchised? What a silly slob.

Posted by: MM will be blubbering come Nov. at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (YQHqe)

10 but George Soros is sane...

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (G/zuv)

11 I'd like a side of beef deep-fried in bear fat and some sweet potato fries on the side. To go.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (Wp4rQ)

12 Posted by: Jack at August 31, 2012 04:18 PM

Very nice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (/kI1Q)

13 Don't leave an Empty Chair around Michael Moore when he has a midnight snack of a whole BBQ side of cow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:20 AM (X/+PP)

14

Michael Moore made a lot of money....during the Bush years.

 

How much has he made off of Barky?

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:21 AM (5BAYg)

15 In related news, Michael Moore is not getting any younger, saner, or thinner.


Plus he's got a planetary system composed of empty Twinkie wrappers.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

16 THANKS FOR THE CHAIR CLINT!!!!
Isn't it hysterical that you can now make a libtard's head explode by just showing a picture of an empty chair?  heh heh

Posted by: sgr at August 31, 2012 11:22 AM (xa5GW)

17 Opinions of him notwithstanding, the dam is breaking if they feel free to discuss this amongst themselves.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:22 AM (FcR7P)

18 The beached whale also said this: But as I said, the best outcome from the incident last night was that it showed just how out of touch Republicans are these days. It's as if they want a divorce from us, the American mainstream, so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes and ice caps that don't melt. Most Americans don't live there on Planet Koo-Koo, and I don't suspect many will be visiting there any time soon. Thanks, Clint, you made our day!

Posted by: throw him so food at August 31, 2012 11:22 AM (IPhbB)

19 Michael Moore, the guy who should have 'massive self-inflicted coronary, do not resuscitate' tattooed across his chest'? He's so loathsome, he'd probably stick Medicare for a couple million dollar bill for trying to save his sorry ass.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 31, 2012 11:22 AM (feFL6)

20 Yeah the empty chair does to liberals what Walt Whitman's song did to the Martians.  S*PLAT*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:22 AM (X/+PP)

21 No, Mikey isn't getting younger, saner, or thinner, but he yeilds more maggots per pound of shit input than anything in the world.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:23 AM (OlN4e)

22 MOAR DONUTS!!1!

Posted by: M. Moore at August 31, 2012 11:23 AM (O6q63)

23 Still like Romney occasionally having  Empty Chair and TOTUS on stage.

They don't have to -do- anything with them. But the press will be shrieking like they're in the process of giving birth to quadruplets. Nonstop.

They. Just. Can't. Help. It.

Posted by: Al at August 31, 2012 11:23 AM (MzQOZ)

24 He also... compliments Republicans.

Moore can keep his compliments.  Nothing he says is of value, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 11:23 AM (X3lox)

25 14
Michael Moore made a lot of money....during the Bush years.

How much has he made off of Barky?

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 04:21 PM (5BAYg)


True, but he was useful then, I doubt if he's useful anymore. Maybe he thinks its his best chance.

Posted by: AmishDude (opinions endorsed by Clint Eastwood) at August 31, 2012 11:23 AM (T0NGe)

26 Moar!!!!

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (Wp4rQ)

27 "How much has he made off of Barky?"
I think he made some money off that film about capitalism. The Moore name pretty much guarantees screens because they think lightning will strike twice and they'll get another Fahrenheit 9-11 out of him.
I wish he'd either have a come to Jesus moment or just go away somewhere and retire. He certainly doesn't look healthy, maybe some time away would help.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (r4wIV)

28 jeez....he's delusional....he was right, romney is going to win....but not for the reasons he spewed

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (EgraG)

29 The empty chair needs to be a seat in a golf cart.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (6TB1Z)

30

Okay,q uestion.   In that Obama "This seat's taken" picture, it's got the little name plaque, right?   It says:

 

 "The President

2009-01-28"

 

I'm sorry, do we actually make special decorative plates for our elected officials' CHAIRS, identifying who they are and when they gained that position?   A little name plate that says "The President," okay.   But... seriously?

 

I know that cutting government spending is more about the big ticket items, but can we start with cutting the "appropriation for the    ordering and installation of decorative plaques    on office furniture?"   Please?     Right after we cut the appropriation for making every Speaker of the House their own brass plaque to hang above their door.   They can use a plastic nameboard like every other office.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (4df7R)

31

Jabba is jabbering again?

Ever notice how so many of these Bush critic celebs have become increasingly irrelevant. Their schtick is old.

Posted by: MM will be blubbering come Nov. at August 31, 2012 11:24 AM (YQHqe)

32 You don't have to be a weatherman to see which way the wind is blowing, eh tubby?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2012 11:25 AM (Zegef)

33 MWR look at the date.  It was Barky marking the territory he 'won.'  The shiv is that insecure about things, he has to put his tramp stamp on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:25 AM (X/+PP)

34

The 2012 Democratic Convention Schedule:

 

6:00 PM: The Rev. Jeremiah Wright sings 'God Damn America'.

 

6:05 PM: Offical Flag Burning Ceremony.

 

And so on....

 

OK, I stole these from a HA commenter, but they're good.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (1Y+hH)

35 Okay,q uestion. In that Obama "This seat's taken" picture, it's got the little name plaque, right? It says: "The President 2009-01-28" He took the job for the souvenirs.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (FcR7P)

36

Slim Whitman.

Funniest aliens ever.

Posted by: rickinstl at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (0AEWQ)

37 Speaking of corrupt, obese bodies:

"S&P has downgraded Illinois bonds, meaning that the interest rate on the stateÂ’s huge debt is likely to rise, squeezing the state treasury even further. "

Chairs! Chairs for all my friends!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (xrX4n)

38

3 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9s4m4tp

 

Posted by: Jack at August 31, 2012 04:18 PM (wUFaM)

 

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Hah!

That is....hilarious. ....And, perfect.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (5BAYg)

39 Romney should pass a Michael Moore tax. He is an entire village, is he not?

Posted by: could fill up a hot air balloon at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (IPhbB)

40 There is a common trait among Michael Moore, Code Pink, Cindy Sheehan, and the occutards.  Attention whores, every one.  They care for nothing other than a fix of fame, and if not fame, notoriety will do nicely. 

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (6TB1Z)

41 More like he's trying to scare the collectivists into turning over the last of their private property to the Obama campaign for safekeeping.

Posted by: schmoopy at August 31, 2012 11:26 AM (tHx6L)

42 Romney should pass a Michael Moore tax. He is an entire village, is he not?

Posted by: could fill up a hot air balloon at August 31, 2012 04:26 PM (IPhbB)


Well he's certainly their idiot.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2012 11:27 AM (X6akg)

43

I got that wrong.  It says:

 

The President

January 28,    2009

 

 

But my earlier point stands.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 11:27 AM (4df7R)

44 The Fat Commie has burped, caught his breath, and spoken. Back to swallowing whole chickens, cooked or not.

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2012 11:27 AM (Wp4rQ)

45 Isn't it hysterical that you can now make a libtard's head explode by just showing a picture of an empty chair? heh heh

Posted by: sgr at August 31, 2012 04:22 PM (xa5GW)

 

Whoa, you just gave me a great idea. EVERYONE needs to just put a chair out in their front yard. Nothing else, just an empty chair. Hysterical.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:27 AM (1Y+hH)

46

They get it, Barack Obama is already the shadow President. He is running to Louisiana in Romney’s wake because Romney already took over the job. Now the DNC is spreading the idea that “this is just a small storm, so Obama didn’t feel he had to go.”

Right newsies/DNC it was so small you were complaining the RNC should have cancelled Tampa to “honor the victims of Issac”….

we are getting the message out AROUND them.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (LRFds)

47

You don't have to be a weatherman to see which way the wind is blowing, eh tubby?

GET IN MAH BELLY!!

Posted by: M. Moore at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (O6q63)

48 In truth, the leftards have felt the earthquake, and now they are clinching their teeth waiting for the tsunami to hit.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (OlN4e)

49 Whoa, you just gave me a great idea. EVERYONE needs to just put a chair out in their front yard. Nothing else, just an empty chair. Hysterical.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 04:27 PM (1Y+hH)

 

Oh, that'd be GENIUS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (4df7R)

50 Romney only does nice things anonymously for people for half a century so he can appear all holier-than-thou when running for President. And Paul Ryan is so racist he sometimes falls in love and has 5 year relationships with smokin hot black women just so he can run his KKK-like campaign against Obama decades later. Only a true racist would be so devious as to use a black woman like that for political purposes so far into the future. That requires stormfront-like racism and meticulous planning. Know who else was racist and planned things out? The Nazis.

Posted by: Leftard 3000 at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (ZPrif)

51 eman, whole chickens?  He's a fan of Pussy Riot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (X/+PP)

52 http://preview.tinyurl.com/9s4m4tp Posted by: Jack at August 31, 2012 04:18 PM (wUFaM) ---- ahahaha, and so it begins

Posted by: heh. at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (IPhbB)

53
I'm sorry, do we actually make special decorative plates for our elected officials' CHAIRS, identifying who they are and when they gained that position? A little name plate that says "The President," okay. But... seriously?


Suharto did and he was Barky's political role model.  Barky always aspired to be a dictator just like him.  But nastier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 11:28 AM (X3lox)

54 Whoa, you just gave me a great idea. EVERYONE needs to just put a chair out in their front yard. Nothing else, just an empty chair. Hysterical. Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 04:27 PM (1Y+hH) Great idea.

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2012 11:29 AM (Wp4rQ)

55 January 28? It took him a week to call a meeting?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:29 AM (/kI1Q)

56 Peace Blimp II

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2012 11:29 AM (7eD7C)

57 Michael Moore wouldn't have a career if it weren't for the Liberal Life-Support System, ie, "Make sure you hire that man, he's a progressive and thus he cares."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 31, 2012 11:29 AM (DuH+r)

58 eman, whole chickens? He's a fan of Pussy Riot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 04:28 PM (X/+PP)

 

If he was, he'd have to shove it up his mangina.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 11:29 AM (4df7R)

59

My life was not complete until I beheld the spectacle of Michael Moore's fish white legs spilling out of his big black shorts.

 

Sexy.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2012 11:30 AM (jm/9g)

60

Romney should pass a Michael Moore tax. He is an entire village, is he not?

Posted by: could fill up a hot air balloon at August 31, 2012 04:26 PM (IPhbB)

 

/////---- His daily food consumption could certainly feed an entire village.

Posted by: MM will be blubbering come Nov. at August 31, 2012 11:30 AM (YQHqe)

61 It is my opinion that Carthage must be destroyed, and that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Cato The Younger at August 31, 2012 11:30 AM (AbmsP)

62 >>>at the end he claims Obama lost every single age demographic except the young. More here: "Given These Startling Facts, How Can Obama Win?" http://tinyurl.com/9bqc9j3

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (hS0jF)

63 He needs Romney to win to be relevant again. Seeing his track record...oh what hell am I saying the man probably doesn't know what a track is, he's sure as hell never ran on one.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (NzBQO)

64

 

I think Michael Moore has seen his 'relevance level' wane in recent years....under a liberal in the White House.

He's run out of things to make "edgy documentaries" about.

He can't criticize Barky.

He probably figures he could make a fortune out of making protest films about Romney.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (5BAYg)

65 The Code Pink people get credit for dressing up as vaginas in public. But I really admire Michael Moore for sticking to his inflamed hemorrhoid costume 20+ years now. That's fucking commitment.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (ZPrif)

66

An empty chair in every front yard.

And, I'll think I'll put one in my pickup bed too.

 

This will be fun.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (1Y+hH)

67 On the other hand, Michael Moore called Clint Eastwood a crazy old man.

Jealous of success and Clint's life long career full of achievements, artistic monumental evolution of thought on film, and enduring fans.

Who ever had a crush on Michael Moore?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (BAnPT)

68 Peace Blimp II

Hehhehhehehe.  I'd forgotten.
http://minx.cc/?post=297858


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (/kI1Q)

69 eman, whole chickens? He's a fan of Pussy Riot? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 04:28 PM (X/+PP) OMG! A hot chick spoke to me!

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2012 11:31 AM (Wp4rQ)

70 An empty chair in every front yard.

Complete with straw man come October.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:32 AM (BAnPT)

71 DNC will be passing out two-legged stools at the convention, labeled "hope" and "change" with the option of a third leg, "increased taxes" at a later date.

Posted by: O-in-C at August 31, 2012 11:32 AM (PcoXF)

72 Can you say Preference Cascade?  very good... I knew you could...

Posted by: Mr. Rogers, DNC Political Analyst at August 31, 2012 11:32 AM (lZBBB)

73 News flash - surplus furniture stores saw an unexpected rise in the sale of chairs following the RNC convention in Tampa, FL.  The Schwarzwald elves had to start another shift to keep up with demand.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (X/+PP)

74 I hope the interviewer took care to keep their hands and feet away from Moore's gaping  maw

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (8sCoq)

75 You know, it's really hard to listen to liberals talk on and on about money, power and corruption and not be able to see it in their party as well.

Chicago, New Orleans, Detroit have suffered from the most corrupt money power players it just so happens they are all Democrats, so dingbats like Moore can't or won't see this type of corruption, but OMG the Koch brothers are buying an election!!!


Posted by: General Woundwort at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (06lNq)

76 The question the Left/media should be asking is not how can Obama win but: How can Obama prevent losing less than 3 points of support from 2008?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (G/zuv)

77 I really admire Michael Moore for sticking to his inflamed hemorrhoid costume 20+ years now. That's fucking commitment.
...
He grew into it, and he can't get it off.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (BAnPT)

78 I haven't seen a picture or video of Michael Moore for quite a well so I need to ask:

Is he still a fat fuck?

Posted by: Dufuq Izthis at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (+AV7H)

79 Bad news for Barky.  If he's lost Michael Moore they've lost the country...

Posted by: jrg at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (PEwU1)

80 Since I didn't realize the last thread was stomped and kilt....link to my take on the chair in my nic. http://preview.tinyurl.com/9g83vd9

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (96M6e)

81 Who ever had a crush on Michael Moore?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 04:31 PM (BAnPT)


Maybe a horny walrus?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

Posted by: jrg at August 31, 2012 11:34 AM (PEwU1)

83

I deleted my facebutt account, but those of you still on should take a pic of an empty chair and just post it on your status with no comment.

 

Every day.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:34 AM (1Y+hH)

84

Beware of strangers bearing gifts.

What better way to gin up the lefty voter base and possibly bring out the lazy dem voters, than a head fake from the michelin man?

Posted by: Doowleb at August 31, 2012 11:34 AM (r+Gn+)

85 I so wanted Clint to work 'a man's got to know his limitations' into his remarks

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:34 AM (8sCoq)

86 DNC will be passing out two-legged stools at the convention

Hell, the convention will be attended by two-legged stools.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:34 AM (/kI1Q)

87 Stools or tools?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:35 AM (X/+PP)

88 Maybe a horny walrus?

No hot chicks.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:35 AM (BAnPT)

89 Michael Moore is a good-looking man. I understand Sandra Fluke is available.

Posted by: Cricket at August 31, 2012 11:35 AM (DrC22)

90 Breaking: MSNBC reporting White House confirmation that Vice President Biden's impression of a controversial Chris Rock routine this morning was actually a call back to an episode of The Office and not intended to inflame racial stereotypes.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 31, 2012 11:35 AM (+lsX1)

91 I fully realized just how much more conservative I am than most other "conservatives" when I read this morning that Gov. Scott Walker "cringed" at the Eastwood speech.  WTF?

Posted by: Not and Artist at August 31, 2012 11:35 AM (uRumV)

92 Even the Left/media knows Obama is not as popular as he was in 2008, but all they want is >50% of the vote.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (G/zuv)

93

Jesus H. Christ. They can't be serious.

my nic

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (OlN4e)

94

In other news, MSNBC and Current TV have announced they will no longer be inviting Micheal Moore on any of their shows because Moore wants to spend more time with his refrigerator  family.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (OWjjx)

95 lol eman!  Better snag the hot chick before Michael Moore inhales it....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (X/+PP)

96 DNC will be passing out two-legged stools at the convention...

illustrating our economic instability given Obama.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (BAnPT)

97 Maybe Micheal Moore is concerned that the economy would get so bad, that we'd have a famine.  He'd have to live on his fat for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (VJUQK)

98 Stools or tools?

Yes. ("Stool" being a polite euphemism for "shit" and all.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (/kI1Q)

99 " I read this morning that Gov. Scott Walker "cringed" at the Eastwood speech."
I'd take that with a pretty hefty block of salt.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:36 AM (r4wIV)

100

Every day.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 04:34 PM (1Y+hH)

 

 

That's an excellent idea. I'm on FB constantly, talking politics with local FB friends. They'd get a kick out of that.

 

My non-political friends would probably think I'm losing my mind, which is okay.

Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (WN13J)

101

 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9g83vd9

 

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 04:33 PM (96M6e)

 

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Good one!

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (5BAYg)

102 HeatherRadish, that hurt.

I'll be sending you the medical bill for the busted gut, just so you know.

Posted by: Al at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (MzQOZ)

103 Man, Cat Piss Media is really trying to spin this... "Eastwood, empty chair hijack Republican media coverage (Reuters) - Months of careful planning for the Republican National Convention were hijacked by actor Clint Eastwood as ..."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (hS0jF)

104 93
Jesus H. Christ. They can't be serious.
my nic

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 04:36 PM (OlN4e)


Yeah. Like I said on the music thread, Steve Martin with a 'fro.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

105 An empty chair in every front yard. Salute the chair, not the man. (Not that you'd be able to find him)

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (FcR7P)

106 Hi Mike, I'm Joe Bidefatmanboobopolus.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (94R7S)

107 maddog -- I can not decide what is creepier.......the actual sand statute or the narcissim that is necessary to have such a monstrosity constructed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 31, 2012 11:37 AM (OWjjx)

108 Here's my quick and dirty chair hope in the sock.

Posted by: Flounder at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (Kkt/i)

109 It's clear that Obama losing is a "win-win", oh fuck, wait!

Posted by: Michael Moore - Caring and compassionate Multi-Millionaire at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (4eNxd)

110

Walker and many others were thinking Eastwood was going to speak.

 

They weren't mentally prepared for a low-key comedic performance.

 

Eastwood was too subtle for them.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (1Y+hH)

111 "Even the Left/media knows Obama is not as popular as he was in 2008, but all they want is >50% of the vote."
But is he less than 4% less popular? I mean he won with about 53% of the popular vote last time. Can you honestly say he's not 5% or more less popular than in 2008? I just don't see a win for this guy. I've been wrong before. I just don't see it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (r4wIV)

112 Maddog, yeah disturbing barely scratches the surface of that.

"Friends, countrymen, Americans.
Lend me your ears.
We come here not to praise Obama.
But to bury him."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (X/+PP)

113 Compliment? No. He's just trying to light a fire under his peeps to give more money to Obama.

Posted by: Redd at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (w062R)

114 Better snag the hot chick before Michael Moore inhales it....

or sits on the hot chick /lost in crack.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (BAnPT)

115 Thanks, wheatie. *mwah*

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (96M6e)

116 Hey, remember Gov. Bill Weld?  The one who endorsed the SCOAMF in 2008?  He thinks that Romney's going to win like Reagan in 1980.

Posted by: Hidajunshin at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (20NzC)

117

93

It looks like an evil clown in a suit, leering down at the little boy and his puppydinner.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (jm/9g)

118 So the election comes down to whether Mitt Romney can swing the 2008 results by 4 points.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:38 AM (G/zuv)

119

I wouldn't want to be within five blocks of him when he breaks wind.

Posted by: whoopee cushion at August 31, 2012 11:39 AM (YQHqe)

120
Eastwood was too subtle for them.

NUANCE man. Great dry wit.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:39 AM (BAnPT)

121 Man, Cat Piss Media is really trying to spin this...

"Eastwood, empty chair hijack Republican media coverage
(Reuters) - Months of careful planning for the Republican National Convention were hijacked by actor Clint Eastwood as ..."


Hijacked like a fox.

Posted by: AmishDude (opinions endorsed by Clint Eastwood) at August 31, 2012 11:39 AM (T0NGe)

122 4 points. That's...that's ...do-able.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:39 AM (G/zuv)

123 And Clint is light years more talented, fit, and respected than the Torch Lake Manatee ever will be.

Posted by: Mikey NTH and summer is ending... at August 31, 2012 11:39 AM (hLRSq)

124 116 Did Weld really do that in '08? Jeebus.

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 11:40 AM (96M6e)

125 119
I wouldn't want to be within five blocks of him when he breaks wind.

Posted by: whoopee cushion at August 31, 2012 04:39 PM (YQHqe)


Yeah, screws up the climate models too.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

126 99 " I read this morning that Gov. Scott Walker "cringed" at the Eastwood speech."

I'd take that with a pretty hefty block of salt.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 04:36 PM (r4wIV)


-------------------------


From The Hill:


Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) on Friday blasted the performance of Clint Eastwood during his star turn on the final night of the Republican National Convention, saying he "cringed" during the actor's ad-libbed remarks.

Walker praised the personal and charitable stories told about Mitt Romney earlier in the evening on Thursday — and said he would have preferred more about the Republican candidate's biography to Eastwood's speech during the convention finale.

Posted by: Not and Artist at August 31, 2012 11:40 AM (uRumV)

127 Obama is a Killer Klown from Outer Space?   So that explains why Michelle does not want anyone else to have sweets, she too is a Killer Klown.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:40 AM (X/+PP)

128 But is he less than 4% less popular? I mean he won with about 53% of the popular vote last time. Can you honestly say he's not 5% or more less popular than in 2008? I just don't see a win for this guy. I've been wrong before. I just don't see it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 04:38 PM (r4wIV)


I honestly doubt anyone is getting to 50% in this election, I might be wrong but I don't see it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (NzBQO)

129 Q: What's the difference between Michael Moore and an empty chair? A: About 300 pounds.

Posted by: polynikes at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (Cegrh)

130

The secret is to just keep the chair everywhere in sight. It will kill them eventually.

 

There is no response to it.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (1Y+hH)

131 this sounds eeyore-ish (& it is).  Mitt has got to win Va.  I'm not feeling it.  Northern Va, liberal haven, is 1/3 of the state's vote

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (p3a8+)

132 All that hype. The Greek columns. The logo. The "historical" factor. All that razz-a-matazz. And Obama ended up with just barely 53%.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (G/zuv)

133

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 04:36 PM (OlN4e)

 

Giant sand sculpture of the Messiah?

Hahahaha!

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (5BAYg)

134 Quoting soothsayer: "4 points.

That's...that's ...do-able."

...well, if you add the margin of cheat to those 4 points....yeah.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (VJUQK)

135 36
Slim Whitman.
Funniest aliens ever.

I was wondering about the reference to Walt Whitman....

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 31, 2012 11:41 AM (DuH+r)

136 Just one thing I noticed in #125.  They wrote two paragraphs about what Scott Walker thought and they quoted exactly...one word.

Look, if you want to characterize somebody's words, could you actually quote more than one of them?

Posted by: AmishDude (opinions endorsed by Clint Eastwood) at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (T0NGe)

137 "A: About 300 pounds."
Is the empty chair made of plutonium or something?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (r4wIV)

138 I got the wrong Whitman, so sue me...  Ack!Ack!Ack!  *Splat!*  

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (X/+PP)

139 And our guy, by election day he was but a corpse being dragged across the finish line and he still managed to get over 46%.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (G/zuv)

140 124 Yep.  He's always been one of those moderate-types.

Posted by: Hidajunshin at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (20NzC)

141 119
I wouldn't want to be within five blocks of him when he breaks wind.


Ugh. You know he probably has that morbidly obese person smell when he sweats. You know the one I'm talking about. They get some sort of fungus in their skinfolds. It's an almost pungent cheesy smell because fatties like him can't clean themselves properly (or are too lazy to do so).

Posted by: naes at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (4WQJ/)

142 Let's compare the careers of Michael Moore and Clint Eastwood for a moment.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (MMC8r)

143 91 Not an Artist,

some people don't get it and a lot of politicians do not want to get it...

Clint said, "contrary to popular opinion *we* own *you* and some of *you* need fired"....

Walker while awesome is not quick

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:42 AM (LRFds)

144 "Look, if you want to characterize somebody's words, could you actually quote more than one of them?"
exactly. They're working this like a Dominican at a part time job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:43 AM (r4wIV)

145 The secret is to just keep the chair everywhere in sight. Would love to see it next to Mitt in Louisiana. Or on the roof of his car!

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:43 AM (FcR7P)

146 Giant sand sculpture of the Messiah?
Hahahaha!


Will security ban super soakers?

But seriously, what ISN'T fascist about Barack Obama?

Posted by: AmishDude (opinions endorsed by Clint Eastwood) at August 31, 2012 11:43 AM (T0NGe)

147

Obama tweeted the wrong pic.

 

THIS is the seat that is occupied.

 

http://tinyurl.com/9jvsflu

 

Guy didn't even meet with his job's council or cabinet for six months this year! Occupied? Do you know what that means?

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at August 31, 2012 11:43 AM (73P68)

148 >Q: What's the difference between Michael Moore and an empty chair?

A: About 300 pounds.

Posted by: polynikes at August 31, 2012 04:41 PM (Cegrh)



that fucker's a cheeseburger shy of 400, I'd wager

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:43 AM (8sCoq)

149 and about ten fries short of a Happy Meal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:44 AM (X/+PP)

150 The word is out... "From the Hill"

The Republican image is too white, too far right and too uptight.

Posted by: Harry's Reid Dirt at August 31, 2012 11:44 AM (BAnPT)

151 Jesus H. Christ. They can't be serious.
my nic

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 04:36 PM (OlN4e)



Yep. Sukarno liked having sculptures of himself made, too.  Sukarno preferred stone.  Barky can only manage sand.  Typical.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 11:44 AM (X3lox)

152 131 My brother lives in SW Virginia where he's a precinct captain and he and his fellow captains are trying to get the highest GOP turnout this November than ever before to counter the NoVa vote.  I think VA is going GOP this year.

Posted by: Hidajunshin at August 31, 2012 11:44 AM (20NzC)

153 You guys didn't tell me the chair had a teleprompter.
http://is.gd/QvDbr1

I'm getting schadenfreude poisoning.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 11:44 AM (/kI1Q)

154 re: Weld He thinks that Romney's going to win like Reagan in 1980. I noticed him in the crowd last night. It's a good sign that he thinks that. Because Weld travels in very moderate-liberal circles.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (G/zuv)

155 >Let's compare the careers of Michael Moore and Clint Eastwood for a moment.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2012 04:42 PM (MMC8r)


Clint: banged everyone worth banging over a long illustrious career

 Moore: whacks off to Pizza Hut commercials

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (8sCoq)

156 >Q: What's the difference between Michael Moore and an empty chair?

Before or after he sits in it?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (BAnPT)

157 Good thing they used sand, It will be easy to recycle into cat pans once the election is over.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (OlN4e)

158

 

Gov. Scott Walker "cringed" at Clint Eastwood's routine?

Pffft.

What else is he gonna say?

He's a nice guy....and there were some 'off color' remarks.

So, of course he's got to say something like that.

 

I'll bet he was laughing in private, though.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (5BAYg)

159 136 AD,

"You hear some of his [Romney's] opponents how he's a robot, he's mechanical. No, he's just a private person who does amazing things and we saw some of that last night," Walker said. "I just wish, frankly, I would have rather seen that than Clint Eastwood during the prime time."

Now he characterized Eastwood as "the one moment I cringed about"....

I dunno....I think Clint did more damage to Choom's King's armor than 3 years of the GOP...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (LRFds)

160 Obamamandius -

"Look upon my mighyt words and despair!
Ack! Keep the Super-Soakers Away!!
I'm melting......."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (X/+PP)

161 maddogg, did they explain why they wanted to commemorate Rerun?

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 11:45 AM (96M6e)

162 The problem is that Obama is stuck.

The only things that he could do that would really have an impact on the economy will piss off one or more of of the constituencies without which he cannot survive - the environuts, the public-sector unions, and the ethnic grievance-mongers.


Posted by: JEM at August 31, 2012 11:46 AM (o+SC1)

163 For those who don't get the hard working Caribbean joke, Hey Mon from In Living COlor:
http://youtu.be/R_BFx6GxPL4

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2012 11:46 AM (r4wIV)

164 The question the Left/media should be asking is not how can Obama win but:
How can Obama prevent losing less than 3 points of support from 2008?
Posted by: soothsayer at August 31, 2012 04:33 PM (G/zuv)



That ship has long passed. What they really should be asking themselves is: How can we pump up Gary Johnson's share of the Romney vote?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 31, 2012 11:46 AM (rLvxx)

165

Any Photoshop Gurus out there?

 

We need a Golf Cart rearview... with the "President of the US" label on it... and...

"this Chair is taken" below it...

Posted by: Mr. Rogers, DNC Political Analyst at August 31, 2012 11:46 AM (lZBBB)

166

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 04:45 PM (96M6e)

 

 

 

 

I know. You wouldn't even know who its supposed to be without captions.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:46 AM (OlN4e)

167
I grate on people.

Posted by: Obama's Stupid Giant Sand Sculpture at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (94R7S)

168 Romney kept the positive message consistently.

Obama can try. I'd enjoy watching him eat crow.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (BAnPT)

169 Venus Williams has A GREAT ASS!!!

Posted by: Al Pacino at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (8sCoq)

170 Now he characterized Eastwood as "the one moment I cringed about".... He should cringe for Obama. The image that Clint created will be remembered long after any speech.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (FcR7P)

171 Heather look at the bottom of the WaPo there is a pop-up about who is getting more Twitter mentions this week.  Even with Obama's 70% phoney Twitter followers, Mitt is beating Barry - 709,789 to 433,565

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (X/+PP)

172 Now he characterized Eastwood as "the one moment I cringed about"....

I dunno....I think Clint did more damage to Choom's King's armor than 3 years of the GOP...


I wouldn't blame Walker.  I was cringing a little as I watched it.  I had no idea what he was doing and I felt a little bad that he seemed to be winging it and lost his place.

It was such a refreshing change, though, and shook up the whole thing so much, it was brilliant.


Posted by: AmishDude (some opinions endorsed by Clint Eastwood) at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (T0NGe)

173 I just love the Obama sculpture!

Posted by: Cat with the squirts at August 31, 2012 11:48 AM (OlN4e)

174 The sand was clearly harvested from the 'cosplayers' who were in Tampa. They sure seemed like they'd accumulated enough if it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 31, 2012 11:49 AM (GBXon)

175 168 Romney kept the positive message consistently.

Obama can try. I'd enjoy watching him eat crow.


Eat Crow? You mean Jim Crow? Racist! Racist! Code Word! Dog Whistle!

Posted by: naes at August 31, 2012 11:49 AM (4WQJ/)

176

 

People should throw some fuzzy stuffed Cats....on that Giant Sand Sculpture of Teh One.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:49 AM (5BAYg)

177 Obama can try. I'd enjoy watching him eat crow.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 04:48 PM (BAnPT)



You've got a better chance catching Barky eating the dog chasing the crow.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 11:49 AM (X3lox)

178 Obama really wants to be loved. He relies on the kindness of strangers.

His problem in November is that we ALL know all about him now.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:49 AM (BAnPT)

179 170 T-bird,

Clint Eastwood, Senior Professor Emeritus of Moron Horde...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:50 AM (LRFds)

180 ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I'll settle for his crows coming home to roost.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:50 AM (BAnPT)

181 EMPTY CHAIRS ON FRONT LAWNS AND IN THE BEDS OF PICK UP TRUCKS.

Love it.

Posted by: sgr at August 31, 2012 11:51 AM (xa5GW)

182 131 this sounds eeyore-ish ( it is). Mitt has got to win Va. I'm not feeling it. Northern Va, liberal haven, is 1/3 of the state's vote

You must live in Jim Moran central, because I see zero enthusiasm for Zero, none, zip, zilch, the big goose egg, the null set, a black void of nothingness.  The ratio of Romney to Obama 2012 bumper stickers is approaching infinity.

If nothing else, even liberals understand that if the military takes a huge budgetary hit, NoVa will suffer.  

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2012 11:51 AM (6TB1Z)

183 172 AD,

Clint was just "first Moron"....the beauty of it is all of us regulars here have our schticks you know?

There are several of us were we that esteemed that could tear down Choom.

We're the Irregular Forces of the forces of Light

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:51 AM (LRFds)

184 BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama overheard: "You forgot to put the seat down!"

Posted by: USA at August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (6Cjut)

185

Walk up in front of the White House, plop down a chair and get a pic.

 

I want to see 500 hundred people marching up to the Dem convention center with chairs over their heads.

 

Bumperstickers with empty chairs and nothing else, or maybe just the Obama emblem thingie.

 

I'm telling you, this chair thing has legs, heh.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (1Y+hH)

186 So Michael Moore thinks Eastwood is a crazy old man?  Can you imagine how Micheal Moore would be at 82 if he wasn't going to die from a heart attack or a stroke in the next 10-12 years?

Posted by: Adam at August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (/YJYi)

187 171 AP,

I'm wondering if some of us should bite the bullet and join Twatter

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (LRFds)

188 naes

so long as you know 'eating crow' is to eat your own words. He doesn't wear hats daily, or I could have said he'd have to eat his hat.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:52 AM (BAnPT)

189 10-12 years? Shit.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:53 AM (OlN4e)

190 Maybe empty chairs on overpasses.

Posted by: Al at August 31, 2012 11:53 AM (MzQOZ)

191

You know he probably has that morbidly obese person smell when he sweats. You know the one I'm talking about.

----

 

Well if we didn't before we do now, thanks for sharing!

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2012 11:53 AM (jm/9g)

192 So Michael Moore thinks Eastwood is a crazy old man?

...and we all say, who the hell gives a flying fuck what Michael Moore thinks.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:53 AM (BAnPT)

193 188 naes

so long as you know 'eating crow' is to eat your own words. He doesn't wear hats daily, or I could have said he'd have to eat his hat.


I'm joking.

Posted by: naes at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (4WQJ/)

194 My biggest fear is that so many people believe that Obama has this in the bag, that it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Conservatives need to start shouting down Eeyores, I can understand being realistic and cautious, but there really is no reason to say Obama will easily win this election.  All the factual data points otherwise.


Posted by: Jalopy at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (0kf1G)

195 you all should join twitter it's fun

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (EgraG)

196 Deeeep Thoughts, by the average libtard:

If you don't like what somebody says or believes, just call them crazy.  If they're over 50, adding "old" together with crazy really drives the point home.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (lTVJy)

197 "We are an Army of Davids equipped with the Truth and Empty Chairs."

Not even comfy chairs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (X/+PP)

198 I've got this pipe about 12 feet long I use for a flagpole. Maybe I need to fly a chair.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:54 AM (1Y+hH)

199 Jesus H. Christ. They can't be serious.
my nic

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 04:36 PM (OlN4e)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Look at the style too.  This is a promo for  this to happen at  Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2012 11:55 AM (ZHs1M)

200 I dunno....I think Clint did more damage to Choom's King's armor than 3 years of the GOP...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 04:45 PM (LRFds)


-----------------


Definitely - This^^^^.   We ain't gonna win playing softball. 


Let's not forget - Eastwood is an actor/director and therefore also an entertainer.  I think there was very little "improv" going on.  He clearly had thought about what he wanted to say and how (chair) he wanted to say it.  He scripted it perfectly.  It only "looked" like he was bumbling - he wasn't.

Posted by: Not and Artist at August 31, 2012 11:55 AM (uRumV)

201 Walk up in front of the White House, plop down a chair and get a pic. "Pictures with the President: $3!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 11:55 AM (FcR7P)

202 OMG I got an email from Mitt


thanked me for the $25

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:55 AM (8sCoq)

203 O/T The a/c is out at work. Am delicate flower. Am dying. Praise the insanity of cthulhu am about to leave. Fuck the greenies who will take my a/c away. I am seriously about to throw up I'm so hot. I'm cranking it down to 50 when I get home.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD - pondering a Ryan Reprieve at August 31, 2012 11:56 AM (VtjlW)

204 "We are the best" - Clint Eastwood.
"It's morning in America." - Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 11:56 AM (X/+PP)

205 >It only "looked" like he was bumbling - he wasn't.

Posted by: Not and Artist at August 31, 2012 04:55 PM (uRumV)



He was ACTING

Posted by: that Jon Lovitz character at August 31, 2012 11:56 AM (8sCoq)

206 200 Not an Artist,

rewatch the clip and watch his bow and exit....
he was "acting"....

I am truly in awe at the depth of his performance and if anything lament he was not in more serious roles in his younger days.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:56 AM (LRFds)

207 Maybe empty chairs on overpasses.

Posted by: Al at August 31, 2012 04:53 PM (MzQOZ)

 

The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:56 AM (1Y+hH)

208 202OMG I got an email from Mitt


thanked me for the $25

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 04:55 PM (8sCoq)

 

 

 

 

But was the email personally signed by Mitt?

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:57 AM (OlN4e)

209 Not an Artist

Scott Wilder referenced an homage to Bob Newhart's delivery.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 11:57 AM (BAnPT)

210 you all should join twitter it's fun

---

It intimidates me.  All the mysterious protocol leaves me feeling like an out of touch old lady with a house full of cats.


Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 11:57 AM (lTVJy)

211

I dunno....I think Clint did more damage to Choom's King's armor than 3 years of the GOP...

 

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 04:45 PM (LRFds)

 

Yeah, sven.....it was devastating, on several levels.

 

I guess some people have forgotten....or are too young to know....that the 'shtick' that Clint was using was a classic comedy routine.

 

It was....'The rambling old dude, with lethal zingers'....routine.

 

Some comedians even used to 'act old'...in order to do a routine like that. 

They would feign the same..."um, er, uh's"....in order to try to pull it off.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 11:57 AM (5BAYg)

212

Clint Eastwood: " I'm sorry Mr. Obama, we'll have to let you go."

Wanda Sykes: " Why'd you fire the black man?"

Larrythe Voter: " I fired the black man...because...he's the one who set up the entire system here,... and it doesn't work!....But  I know,... the Black Man  can never do anything wrong, at least to get fired from the Presidency. The Black Man always does everything right."

Posted by: Curbing My Enthusiasm at August 31, 2012 11:57 AM (8Yw7K)

213 "this Chair is taken" ----> toilet

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2012 11:58 AM (hS0jF)

214 Walk up in front of the White House, plop down a chair and get a pic.

"Pictures with the President: $3!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 04:55 PM (FcR7P)

 

HA!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 11:58 AM (1Y+hH)

215 But was the email personally signed by Mitt?

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 04:57 PM (OlN4e)


a pixelated facsimile!

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 11:58 AM (8sCoq)

216 202 Jones in CO,

I got a handwritten letter from his son for 1250 at once....

I am not preaching, and I am not blegging....

please give whatever you safely can.

Word of mouth, a smile, money, your time, your confidence, your smile but most assuredly your vote.

Give all you can, all you can give.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 11:58 AM (LRFds)

217 Clint dropped a 100 megaton shit bomb on da Zero. There ain't no commin' back from that.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 11:59 AM (OlN4e)

218 I don't understand why liberals are always instantly quoted like what they say is noteworthy. They are in the minority.

And everything they say is bullshit.

Just ignore them.

I can't take much more of this abuse.

Posted by: Hostilian at August 31, 2012 11:59 AM (sD3sj)

219 I am truly in awe at the depth of his performance and if anything lament he was not in more serious roles in his younger days.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 04:56 PM (LRFds)


----------------------------


Exactly - you said it better than I did.

Posted by: Not and Artist at August 31, 2012 11:59 AM (uRumV)

220 Long mid-morning round of golf got you tired? Check-box forms driving you crazy? Press conference grating your nerves?

Introducing the

Barak-a-lounger™

Ignore the world in bliss.

*Now with optional fund-raiser support.*

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 12:00 PM (xrX4n)

221 194

My biggest fear is voter fraud.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 12:00 PM (lTVJy)

222 The Barack-a-lounger comes with built in choom dispenser and an iPod loaded with Obama's speeches.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 12:00 PM (X/+PP)

223 Clint Eastwood speaking to empty chair:  Batshit crazy

Pelosi speaking to ghosts of feminists past:  Insight

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 31, 2012 12:01 PM (Hx5uv)

224 Geeziz. So in Midwest Throwdown 2012, Michigan favors Wisconsin over Illinois?

Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 31, 2012 12:02 PM (RLTt1)

225 216 sven 10077,

then again it may have been from a staffer, I had contacted them asking how much room I had left to donate after that pop....

it can be hard to tell what's real and not with these campaigns....got my Ohio notes too....

This year has been the most happy campaign season I've donated to in maybe 12 years...

I donated to W out of duty to his dad not joy at our race.


Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 12:02 PM (LRFds)

226 Michael Moore should be air-dropped into a levee breach. Just think of the savings on sandbags.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 31, 2012 12:02 PM (SzAZ7)

227

Introducing the

Barak-a-lounger™

Ignore the world in bliss.

There it goes, folks! That one cleared the upper deck for a walk-off thread winner!

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2012 12:02 PM (O6q63)

228 Introducing the
Barak-a-lounger™


And, as we all know, a Barak-a-lounger is also known as a La-Z-Boy.  Racism!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Matthews, restaurant fighting badass at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (6TB1Z)

229 sven10077

back then, "more serious roles" went to Brando and the rebel without a cause, James Dean.

You remember the old tv western series with Clint Eastwood "Rawhide" and the other one with Steve McQueen "Wanted: Dead or Alive." They played serious guys from the get go. The roles grew with their respective careers, naturally.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (BAnPT)

230

220....

Introducing the

Barak-a-lounger™

Ignore the world in bliss.

*Now with optional fund-raiser support.*

 

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Brilliant, weft cut!

 

I would say though...

 

"Ignore the Country's Problems in bliss."

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (5BAYg)

231 Barak-a-lounger™Ignore the world in bliss.

Excellent.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (BAnPT)

232 alright friends, I'm outta here- and donate to the conservative candidate of your choice

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (8sCoq)

233 222The Barack-a-lounger comes with built in choom dispenser and an iPod loaded with Obama's speeches.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2012 05:00 PM (X/+PP)

 

 

 

 

But does it come with the latest Japanese gadgetry and a flush handle?

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 12:03 PM (OlN4e)

234
"Pictures with the President: $3!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2012 04:55 PM (FcR7P)

 

 

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Nice touch.  I like it.  Every chair on a lawn should have this sign beside it.   Excellent.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2012 12:04 PM (ZHs1M)

235 I'm wondering if some of us should bite the bullet and join Twatter

Why am I not surprised that such a thing as "Twatter" does in fact exist?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 31, 2012 12:04 PM (SY2Kh)

236 I hate to break everyone's smiles, but didn't he say something very similar about McCain?  (Something about America always voting for a military man over a professor.)  He's a very pessimistic liberal, you might say.

Posted by: longerthoughts at August 31, 2012 12:04 PM (CVVLU)

237 I can get used to saying "President Romney."

I'm not sure I can handle the awesome of getting to look at Paul Ryan for his 8 years as Vice President and his 8 years as President.

Posted by: Palandine at August 31, 2012 12:04 PM (g7D8V)

238 220.... Introducing the Barak-a-lounger™ Does it come with an ashtray in the armrest for my spent doobies?

Posted by: Chair-man Choom at August 31, 2012 12:05 PM (96M6e)

239 Michael Moore should be air-dropped into a levee breach. Just think of the savings on sandbags.
...
He'd end up a bouncing bomb /the Brits used v. German industrial regional dams.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 12:05 PM (BAnPT)

240 211 Wheatie,

I used to use it when I was a kid, literally...when the teacher would walk out of the room back in '81 I did an impersonation of the Ayatollah and Reagan in Choir and I'd play a befuddled Ron and a Crazy Khomeni....

those were the days.

Charlie Chaplin played a hell of a drunk as well....Clint was doing almost vaudeville...and maybe a hat tip to Will Rogers..

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 12:05 PM (LRFds)

241 My biggest fear is voter fraud.

Did I mention the Democrats in Milwaukee have a list of registered (black, as if it matters to us...sure does to them...) voters who have moved and never told the GAB? It was in Slate, Insty linked to it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 12:05 PM (/kI1Q)

242 I have an empty chair.

Posted by: Spartacus at August 31, 2012 12:05 PM (ay6+/)

243 235 Hollowpoint,

erm...

*blush*

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 12:06 PM (LRFds)

244 All the mysterious protocol leaves me feeling like an out of touch old lady with a house full of cats.


Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 04:57 PM (lTVJy)

-------->>>

Oh, like oZfic!   I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at August 31, 2012 12:06 PM (xFgmp)

245 All the mysterious protocol leaves me feeling like an out of touch old lady with a house full of cats.

You have a cold, too?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 31, 2012 12:07 PM (/kI1Q)

246

Late to the thread of course, but I did watch the Moore interview.

 

Quite interesting, and he does indeed criticize Obama, although not for the right reasons.

 

He thinks the dem's are going to lose, which is interesting.

 

Of course as soon as I post this, I have no doubt a new thread will pop up...

Posted by: HH at August 31, 2012 12:07 PM (v+ExF)

247 Heh. I suppose the leftards have no clue as to how tacky that fukkin sand sculpture looks. I hope they get plenty of shots of it.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 12:07 PM (OlN4e)

248 229 Panzer,

Yeah harrison ford was "super extra" then too....

the dying days of the studio contract boys and girls was something....

Clint would have been a helluva neat lead in a few of John Wayne's roles....

the changing of the guard between '67 and '73 was something.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 12:08 PM (LRFds)

249

My biggest fear is voter fraud.

 

Spiders.

and Cottage Cheese.

 

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2012 12:08 PM (7eD7C)

250 Host a Baraka party

http://www.party-ideas-by-a-pro.com/ image-files/redneck-party-ideas-toilet.jpg


Posted by: O-in-C at August 31, 2012 12:09 PM (PcoXF)

251 You can't have it both ways libtards! Bernakes magical money making machine is running out of ink as well as the ChiComs hitting the wall on lending too.

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 31, 2012 12:09 PM (Bm4aK)

252 What that stupid cat box sculpture screams at the world is IDOL WORSHIPPERS!

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 12:10 PM (OlN4e)

253 The realz picture Choomer tweeted in response to Darth Clint:

http://scoamf.us/zc

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 12:10 PM (lTVJy)

254 236 longerthoughts,

Barack is losing traction or treading water with every demographic but single moms.  I am not whistling past the graveyard, but I think Romney has Bark locked in a box.  There are NO moves left for Bark that do not piss off one or more legs of his suicide coalition of mutually competing interests.

"we'll see"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 12:10 PM (LRFds)

255

 @240,  211......Sven

 

Clint Eastwood has always enjoyed delivering hilarious, deadpan lines.

 

I remember seeing him on Johnny Carson one time.....saying that he always wanted to be a comedian.

But, because of his looks...he knew he couldn't pull it off well.

So he went the thespian route.

 

His 'Every Which Way But Loose' movies....were comedy gold, though.

 

"Right turn, Clyde!" 

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 12:11 PM (5BAYg)

256 I live in deep blue northern Virginia. My precinct typically votes 60 to 65% Democrat, and we regularly get the usual left wing solicitors- OFA, Clean Water Action, the Sahara club, etc. I've lived here 20 years and I don't think I've ever seen a Republican campaign make a door to door effort here. Five minutes ago two clean cut twenty somethings with Romney stickers came by doing a lit drop and asking for support. Don't tell me the Dems have a grassroots door to door advantage. We're going to win this.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 31, 2012 12:12 PM (64Jq3)

257 What that stupid cat box sculpture... Oh, no. I was supposed to use the litter, wasn't I?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2012 12:12 PM (FcR7P)

258 Obama, the leftard sand god. Pathetic.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 12:12 PM (OlN4e)

259 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at August 31, 2012 05:06 PM (xFgmp)

Heh.  I realized the minute I posted I stepped in curious territory.  Must go shower.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 12:12 PM (lTVJy)

260 "Right turn, Clyde"

is that some racist dog-whistle crack about Moochelle?  /

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 31, 2012 12:13 PM (8BaAK)

261 Did I mention the Democrats in Milwaukee have a list of registered (black, as if it matters to us...sure does to them...) voters who have moved and never told the GAB? It was in Slate, Insty linked to it. Saw that. They blame the economy for forcing them to relocate. I suspect the Census may have been...less than accurate in that regard. And there's no reason both may not be right...

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 31, 2012 12:13 PM (GBXon)

262

For a hellova lot less money, they could have gotten a drunk to piss his image into the beach sand.

Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2012 12:13 PM (OlN4e)

263 "In related news, Michael Moore is not getting any younger, saner, or thinner."

I'm just hoping "Moore Now Penniless" becomes a headline soon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2012 12:14 PM (eHIJJ)

264 Did I mention the Democrats in Milwaukee have a list of registered (black, as if it matters to us...sure does to them...) voters who have moved and never told the GAB? It was in Slate, Insty linked to it.

--

Saw that.  On an earlier thread, I posted Barry's "win" in the courts today in Ohio on allowing early voting.  I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2012 12:14 PM (lTVJy)

265 Barak-a-lounger, available in standard, or extra choom. A product of Lazy-Boy.

Posted by: USA at August 31, 2012 12:14 PM (6Cjut)

266 Win or lose, Barack is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 31, 2012 12:15 PM (MrM2k)

267 Michael Moore? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 31, 2012 12:19 PM (Ks4nX)

268 Re the sand sculpture. It should be cleaned once a day. Get the hose.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 31, 2012 12:22 PM (64Jq3)

269 ..and michael moore says..."...all their billionaires ...." like there are just 10's of thousands of them in the republican party. But Forbes annual list shows there were only 404 of them in the US in 2011...many of them who support the president. So he is just a f-ng stupid scoamf or intentionally manipulating his audience. What a sorry excuse for a man...

Posted by: ef hutton at August 31, 2012 12:29 PM (5LbPH)

270 re: Weld

He thinks that Romney's going to win like Reagan in 1980.

I noticed him in the crowd last night.
It's a good sign that he thinks that. Because Weld travels in very moderate-liberal circles.


William Weld is, and always has been, a walking turd.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2012 12:38 PM (xm1A1)

271 I live in N Virginia and I'm seeing Romney signs popping up in my small section. Also, attended a campaign rally in Manassas with my teen boys, it was packed and people were excited. I am feeling really good about this. However, it is my first presidential election here, the last was in Vegas--very different vibe here. Just my 2c

Posted by: Penelope at August 31, 2012 12:39 PM (eh4Po)

272 Reference http://www.forbes.com/2011/03/08/world-billionaires-2011-intro.html

Posted by: ef hutton at August 31, 2012 12:44 PM (5LbPH)

273 "It was Barky marking the territory he 'won'" Marking his territory? He peed on the chair? Well, I guess you really are what you eat.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 31, 2012 12:47 PM (bDCNH)

274 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2012 03:14 PM (6o4Fb)

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