February 28, 2011

Message From Cali Grump
— Ace

Apologies to all and thanks again to the wicked wit and savage love of the Morons. My words cannot begin to express how much it means to me.

Also, I'm sorry but will not be able to respond right away to any comments this may receive -- will be at the Kaiser Intensive Out Patient session most of today, where the hope is I'll learn to become a bit more human. That should be something interesting and new. I will let you know how that turns out. The first step will be learning to shut my mouth and contain the vitriol around the psychiatrists so that I don't get locked up again. If I don't return here, you'll know how that went.

Take care and flame on, Morons. Be the energy that feeds the fire that this country needs.

Good to be back.

-- Cali Grump

Another email came later. He wants to start a new party.


Got ejected from the nuthouse yesterday. Yeah, yeah, I know: 86'd from the nuthouse? Is OK, I've been thrown out of better places than that. Anyone who says I should get thrown back in will get no argument from me. I have to mention that the giftshop at the loony bin had some awesome straight-jackets. Can't wait to wear mine next time to the next Moron meetup.

I am deeply apologetic to both my long-suffering family and to my adopted family of the Morons. I didn't wish to garner any attention or concern, just wanted to say goodbye, as I figured I'd gone so far over the edge that getting locked up for good seemed like the only path I'd be on, and did not think I'd ever return to my second home here in the Land of Moron.

While I was locked away I had plenty of time to think. Like why people in the nuthouse were watching American Fucking Idol. As if their lives didn't suck enough already. Ah well, it could have been worse -- it could have been The View.

The other thought was that the residents here in the Land of Moron could become the catalyst for change in my beloved America. Specifically, The Flaming Skull Party.

If lefties don't like the Tea Party, they're going to hate the Flaming Skull Party. As Peggy Noonan is to the Stupid Party, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Ace would be to the FSP: the voices of dignified restraint. P.J. O'Rourke could serve as security cop, sitting on a barstool in the corner, every so often standing up to yell "Knock it off Morons -- that's a little over the top."

I really do think the Flaming Skull Party (FSP) would have broader and more deeply felt appeal than either major party or the Tea Party. And it would be a hell of a party. The t-shirts would be epic and of course, the guys'd get shirts.

I see all the debris being piled up on this wonderful country and I think the FSP could pour a can of gas on it and drop a lit match that starts an immense and cleansing fire, a flaming conflagration* that returns this country back into the glory she once was and will be again. America has been and still is the country that the world looks up to, but it can be even more majestic and frightening to the rest of the world, and most Americans would realize this and stand with a renewed pride in where they live and what it stands for. Except for lefties but who cares what they think; we always need examples of stupid behavior and that'd be at least one thing they'd be good at.

MLK jr had a dream: whoopie do. I have a vision: The Flaming Skull Party. Flame on Morons. It's burn baby burn time in America.

So, apparently he has found a reason to live: Hate. Well, that's all I'm living for so why not?

Let me thank -- no, not thank; that's the wrong word -- let me praise the virtue of the morons who took an interest and acted in the heroic interest of saving a fellow human and fellow moron from a bad decision.

Starting with the heroic Arhooley.

Every once in a while the universe gives someone the chance to make a difference. All praise to those who seized it.


Posted by: Ace at 12:44 PM | Comments (216)
Post contains 739 words, total size 4 kb.

1

Hate?

Keeps me warm.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2011 12:47 PM (WvXvd)

2 I am not a human, I AM A MORON.

Posted by: moron at February 28, 2011 12:47 PM (Ez4Ql)

3

Hate?

Keeps me warm.

 

beat me to it.

Posted by: Ben at February 28, 2011 12:48 PM (wuv1c)

4 I'm all fired up now.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at February 28, 2011 12:49 PM (gH+Hj)

5 Our motto is in the AoSHQ banner.

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 12:50 PM (YxGud)

6

also,

vaginas.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2011 12:50 PM (WvXvd)

7

You take care of yourself, CaliG.

We're in your corner.

Well some of the more pathetic m'rons are in the corner crying and masturbating, but as for the rest of us, we're cheering you on!

Get yourself well. It starts with you.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (pLTLS)

8 Your hate makes you powerful...gives you focus!

Posted by: Palpatine at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (Zv5LM)

9 Not to be TOTALLY out of the loop... but what happened to Cali Grump?

Posted by: ninjadan at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (rhoc/)

10 Shhh, keep the we care meme on the downlow.  We have a reputation to maintain.  Where's the ValueRite? More Boobies!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (EH4cc)

11 6

also,

vaginas.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2011 05:50 PM (WvXvd)

And bacon

Posted by: Boogie at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (Vm9OZ)

12 The needs of the many , outweigh the needs of the few - or the one ...BUT
One weak link makes the whole chain useless !

Get Well Soon ....

Posted by: Spock at February 28, 2011 12:51 PM (YflhC)

13 Hate...it's what's for dinner or breakfast...whatever the fuck it's for.

Good to hear from him. 

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2011 12:52 PM (VuLos)

14 good for him, we need all the hq-morons we can get, as can be seen by this that I saw at drudge:

A Mexico City man can proceed with a clergy abuse lawsuit filed in U.S. court against the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles, even though the alleged abuse occurred in Mexico and the priest and plaintiff are Mexican citizens, a federal judge has ruled.

Bold is mine.

Boned. Boned. Boned.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes, Flaming Skull Party Member No. 11 at February 28, 2011 12:52 PM (xdHzq)

15

also,

vaginas.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2011 05:50 PM (WvXvd)

And bacon

Posted by: Boogie at February 28, 2011 05:51 PM (Vm9OZ)

Combine the two.

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 12:53 PM (YxGud)

16 REALLY good to hear from Cali Grump. We conservatives live with a lot of deferred hope, which can be a challenge.

Posted by: Mindy at February 28, 2011 12:53 PM (NQDne)

17 Well done, Arhooley and everyone else who helped out.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 28, 2011 12:53 PM (xMT+4)

18 That is great to hear! Good on ya, moron nation! Oh yeah, en fuego, bitches.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at February 28, 2011 12:56 PM (HjxoE)

19 ninjadan, He was letting the worlds problems overwhelm him and the Morons, his friends, saw to it he got a little help in dealing with it.  No need to go into more detail than that.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2011 12:56 PM (EH4cc)

20 Every once in a while the universe gives someone the chance to make a difference. All praise to those who seized it.

This.

We're with you, Cali Grump.  Take care.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2011 12:56 PM (Zv5LM)

21 " These are not the Morons your looking for "

Posted by: Obi-Wan K'bama at February 28, 2011 12:56 PM (YflhC)

22

Every once in a while the universe gives someone the chance to make a difference. All praise to those who seized it.

 

Amen.

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2011 12:57 PM (ihSHD)

23 Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 05:53 PM (YxGud)

Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Boogie at February 28, 2011 12:57 PM (Vm9OZ)

24 This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Posted by: F.B. at February 28, 2011 12:58 PM (v85We)

25

i hate that they still don't have fusia or  more appealing color selection in straight jackets.

cali. every few decades America has challenges that seem overwhelming, i believe we will persevere. or drink more valu-rite, stock futures in valu rite ! you are missed, and don't stay down long, although glaring at politics very long isn't conducive to good health, so i've learned. maybe check our the nifty things in life for awhile, leaves on trees are pretty fascinating if you really check em out, fishing, camping, listening to the wind flowing through the trees, take a break , morons will always exist.

love willow.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2011 12:58 PM (h+qn8)

26 good to hear. i was in a nuthouse once or twice. i'd like to think of myself as a moron, too.

Posted by: twig at February 28, 2011 12:58 PM (w9N0m)

27 Shit. Hate to see anybody get that down. But it sure is nice to see them bounce back and get  back in the game.

Good job C-G. Keep it up.

And big pats on the back to those who helped with the situation.

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 12:58 PM (Q6tnr)

28 15 Holger:  It's delicious, BTW

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 28, 2011 12:58 PM (TXYGl)

29 whatever

Posted by: H. Badger at February 28, 2011 12:59 PM (4ZxEW)

30  And speaking of mental health, brewer's wedding fail link in the sidebar is good for a laugh or two. Not sure if it was staged (I'm trying to figure out why the groom was in work-out pants), but it's giggle worthy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2011 01:00 PM (pLTLS)

31 Did I miss something?

Posted by: Benson at February 28, 2011 01:00 PM (qzcNU)

32 Good luck, Cali Grump. 

Again, let me suggest you consider a change of scenery at some point.  Leaving California has improved my outlook considerably. 

Hate is all well and good, but it's so fucking tiring to keep that up.  It's nice to be somewhere where people are basically good and nice and right-minded. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:00 PM (pW2o8)

33 Thanks, Ohio--don't need any more info Just need to know he's okay!

Posted by: ninjadan at February 28, 2011 01:00 PM (z8b8X)

34 I prayed as soon as I read your original post.

I was praying when Arhooley, etc were tying to reach.

I am still praying for you.

Please be careful.  Hate is not emotional, it is a power.  A really dark power.

.....

On that note I say: Clinton isn't the only Prez to show his dick in the WH.

OY.  You can see Ki-Moon checking out Obama's hand wondering what the hell is on it


Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 01:00 PM (penCf)

35 Guy sounds like me.  He uses the Dark Side for motivation.  Now that he knows not to tell the truth to the shrinks, he's golden!

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:01 PM (McG46)

36 Flaming Skull Party? How about the Flaming Honey Badger Skull Party?

Posted by: Mindy at February 28, 2011 01:02 PM (NQDne)

37

And the skulls, you know they've been made for burning...

And you know, I'm gonna burn me a few...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2011 01:02 PM (QMtmy)

38 Wait, there are reasons other than hate to live?

I honestly had no idea.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 28, 2011 01:02 PM (HicGG)

39 I say lets all pitch in and buy him a helper monkey !

Posted by: AmericanDawg at February 28, 2011 01:02 PM (YflhC)

40 Oh, and thank you to the co-bloggers and ace for hosting a site where people are comfortable enough to get personal now and again. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:03 PM (pW2o8)

41

Oh and not to go all gooey here, but I love this website. And all the people that make it great.

Thanks for keeping me informed, engaged, and of course entertained.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2011 01:03 PM (pLTLS)

42 40  Jaysus, woman! Get the hell out of my head. There's not enough room in there!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2011 01:03 PM (pLTLS)

43

 

Honey badger is just an ewok high on the "Charlie Sheen" drug.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2011 01:03 PM (QMtmy)

44 We should take a poll of how many Morons have been in the loony bin.  I'll bet it'd be more than for the population in general.  Though the InnerNets select for crazy, so the sample is biased.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:04 PM (McG46)

45 Best wishes to you, Cali Grump.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 28, 2011 01:04 PM (q8u+l)

46 Does AoSHQ count as the nutter ward?

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 01:05 PM (YxGud)

47 Could use a few more boobehs, but I think the place is a keeper.

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 01:05 PM (Q6tnr)

48 @44
I haven't, but I think I should have been medicated a few times -- after my mom died, after I left academe, and last year when California kicked the ever-loving shit out of me and the mister.  So far, not even meds.  I rely heavily on the man.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:05 PM (pW2o8)

49 "From the Depths of Hell I spit at thee! "



KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:05 PM (/G5LI)

50 Well some of the more pathetic m'rons are in the corner crying and masturbating

I resent that. I'm not crying.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at February 28, 2011 01:06 PM (5I0Yr)

51 AoSHQ is sort of a virtual lobby to the cuckoo's nest.

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 01:06 PM (Q6tnr)

52 39 I say lets all pitch in and buy him a helper monkey !

Hmmm... maybe a kitteh or a puppeh instead. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:06 PM (pW2o8)

53 Posted by: DrewM. at February 28, 2011 06:02 PM (HicGG)

I don't live for hate. I live for the fresh blood of my enemies, for the mournful cries of their women and Snack Packs.

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 01:06 PM (YxGud)

54
Good to hear from Grump. Get well, brother.

And I'm loving the Flaming Skull Party idea. With a sub-committee designated the Flaming Pudding Party (you down with F-P-P? Well, you know me).

Maybe NOW we can get AoS T-Shirts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2011 01:07 PM (yf5H9)

55 Best wishes--from another Cali guy who felt suicidal once, too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2011 01:07 PM (ujg0T)

56 #50  I resent that. I'm not crying.

Are you angry though? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2011 01:07 PM (Zv5LM)

57 Fubar, while  i haven't Yet, there have been moments i would have loved a morphine drip  for period of times at the very least.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2011 01:07 PM (h+qn8)

58 @54
Tube tops or I'm not in. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:07 PM (pW2o8)

59 who the fuck is Cali Grump?

Posted by: tangonine at February 28, 2011 01:08 PM (x3YFz)

60 I hate you all.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2011 01:08 PM (pK3Sd)

61 Get better, CG. Nice job, morons.

Oh and, Flaming Pudding Skull Party.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at February 28, 2011 01:08 PM (5I0Yr)

62 Hang in there, caligrump. None of this politics bullshit is important. What's important is the folks you love, and I'm glad to hear you seem to have quite a few. I think it would aid in caligrump's recovery to accidentally post a link of a busty Japanese lingerie model squeezing through a tiny doorframe.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2011 01:08 PM (EpapN)

63 Ooopppss. Sorry. Let me try that again.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee! "




KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:09 PM (/G5LI)

64 @62
Are there busty Japanese wimmen?  Seriously -- do they exist? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:09 PM (pW2o8)

65 Any of y'all try Sam E in the winter months (no sun)?  It works amazingly and you only have to take it till the sun comes out again (or until your funk lifts).

Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 01:09 PM (penCf)

66 Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 06:09 PM (pW2o

Yes, and some aren't enhanced by surgery or Anime.

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 01:10 PM (YxGud)

67

Well some of the more pathetic m'rons are in the corner crying and masturbating,

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2011 05:51 PM (pLTLS)

*********


Why you making fun of me??

Posted by: cryin' corner masterbating guy at February 28, 2011 01:10 PM (zcudj)

68 Well some of the more pathetic m'rons are in the corner crying and masturbating

Those are tears of ecstacy, Moron.  I'm told.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:10 PM (McG46)

69 I have been in a psych hospital three time myself, but only the last time in Califorina it was involuntary.  I had just got out of the Heavens Gate cult.  Needless to say I am a very weird person, but feel perfectly normal with all you morons.

Posted by: Mark in Spokane at February 28, 2011 01:10 PM (Nmyyl)

70 he seems a little too optimistic in the second letter for me, maybe I better go see Mr. Peanut too.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes, Flaming Skull Party Member No. 11 at February 28, 2011 01:10 PM (xdHzq)

71

Glad to hear this update.  It speaks well of this group of people and in particular Arhooley.

Keep battling Cali Grump.  Moron Nation has your back.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 28, 2011 01:11 PM (A0VTZ)

72 "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"


"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:11 PM (/G5LI)

73 Drinks all around!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 28, 2011 01:11 PM (ndlFj)

74 You want boobs, I'll give ya a boob.

Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 01:12 PM (penCf)

75 I wouldn't be in any nuthouse that would have me as a member -- er, inpatient.

Posted by: Cicero at February 28, 2011 01:12 PM (QKKT0)

76 I'm down with hate

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2011 01:12 PM (7wmOW)

77

Those are tears of ecstacy, Moron.  I'm told.

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Radagast the Chafed at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (pK3Sd)

78 I'd rather be a member than a dis-member.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (/G5LI)

79 That's a big f'n boob!

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (Q6tnr)

80
Drinks all around!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 28, 2011 06:11 PM (ndlFj)



Colonics for.....EVERYONE!


Posted by: Jeffrey Goines at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (yf5H9)

81 Flaming Honey Badger Skull Party 2012



Posted by: Palin's Kool-Aid Machine at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (GJeQU)

82 I'm profoundly glad to see this - and hate's just fine. Indifference kills.

Posted by: Dianna at February 28, 2011 01:13 PM (qrFCz)

83 When the history of the moron nation is written, this will stand out, next to the mercy we gave that last Scandi hobo before we skinned is ass.


Posted by: Kemp at February 28, 2011 01:14 PM (JpFM9)

84 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. "

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:14 PM (/G5LI)

85 I had just got out of the Heavens Gate cult.  Needless to say I am a very weird person, but feel perfectly normal with all you morons.

Posted by: Mark in Spokane at February 28, 2011 06:10 PM (Nmyyl)

Dude.  We need tips on how to start a cult political party.  You shall be in charge of recruiting.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:14 PM (McG46)

86 The US government has granted the first permit for deepwater oil drilling since last year's disastrous spill at a BP-owned oil well in the Gulf of Mexico

Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 01:14 PM (penCf)

87 Do I have to go to the corner? The laptop power cord won't reach that far.

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:14 PM (Q6tnr)

88 I'd rather be a member than a dis-member. Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 06:13 PM (/G5LI) If ya haven't tried it, don't knock it

Posted by: Dalmer at February 28, 2011 01:15 PM (7wmOW)

89 I am your father, Cali Grump.

Posted by: Darth Vader at February 28, 2011 01:15 PM (QKKT0)

90 Hate, fuck I know that shit!

Posted by: The guy that tried to capture a honey badger at February 28, 2011 01:15 PM (JpFM9)

91 86:

Are they making them drill with a souvenir Disneyland spoon and a thimble?

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:16 PM (Q6tnr)

92 "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:16 PM (/G5LI)

93 The laptop power cord won't reach that far.

What the fuck?!  Have I been wasting my time all these years?!!!

Posted by: laptop batteries spammer at February 28, 2011 01:16 PM (pW2o8)

94 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. "

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 06:14 PM (/G5LI)

Dr. Demento is part of the problem.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:17 PM (McG46)

95 Laptop batteries: Most convenient 12 minutes a day you'll ever have.®

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:17 PM (Q6tnr)

96 Tell me about it.

Posted by: lace wigs at February 28, 2011 01:18 PM (8s9tr)

97 Candidate recruitment for the FSP: Greg Gutfeld.

Posted by: Buffalo Wing at February 28, 2011 01:18 PM (Di3Im)

98


If ya haven't tried it, don't knock it

Posted by: Dalmer at February 28, 2011 06:15 PM (7wmOW)




I got a room to rent. Roommates included. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at February 28, 2011 01:18 PM (/G5LI)

99 You can store your laptop batteries in me!

Posted by: Gucci bags at February 28, 2011 01:19 PM (pW2o8)

100 Let's hope he is not going through THIS shit!

http://tinyurl.com/ckwx94

Posted by: Kemp at February 28, 2011 01:19 PM (JpFM9)

101 For CG.

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/a/ad/Ha2_362.jpg

Posted by: Holger at February 28, 2011 01:20 PM (YxGud)

102 That's a big f'n boob!

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 06:13 PM (Q6tnr)

It shoots half-and-half.  The cream slows them down and the milk finishes them off.  This is one smart tit.

Posted by: stuiec at February 28, 2011 01:20 PM (Di3Im)

103 You want boobs, I'll give ya a boob.
Posted by: momma

Ha! I was sure that was going to be Barky.

Posted by: Retread at February 28, 2011 01:20 PM (okCHU)

Posted by: Radagast the Ramones Fan at February 28, 2011 01:20 PM (pK3Sd)

105 Now Egypt has basically put Mubarak under house arrest. Yeah it’s a nice house, but he should have gotten out while the getting was good. There is no fool like an old fool.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2011 01:20 PM (7wmOW)

106
Hate and evil without humor is corrosive to the soul. You have to be unapologetically, gleefully evil.

It's not enough to put an American flag on your house just because it pisses off your libtard neighbor. You have to be creative. Like spraying Roundup around the neighbor's Obama '12 lawn sign.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2011 01:21 PM (yf5H9)

Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 01:22 PM (penCf)

108 Is this a nuts-in-pudding moment?   Nevermind.  *grabbing paper towel*

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2011 01:22 PM (efdtN)

109 "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. "

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:23 PM (/G5LI)

110 I got busted the day after X-mas. Posessing prohibited weapons..case of switchblades. Grin Bin or jail. Next time I'll choose jail!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 28, 2011 01:24 PM (Y+5nU)

111 You know, that fly attractant that is supposed to be in the fly traps?

That works on anything. Lawn signs, front doors, lawn signs, cats.

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:24 PM (Q6tnr)

112 BTW  48 hours I was out, and no bail. Bad search too!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 28, 2011 01:24 PM (Y+5nU)

113 Cali Grump, you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. Good luck dude.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 28, 2011 01:25 PM (/G5LI)

114 Let's hope he is not going through THIS shit!

http://tinyurl.com/ckwx94

Posted by: Kemp at February 28, 2011 06:19 PM (JpFM9)

Or this.


Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:25 PM (McG46)

115 OT (as if it mattered):  the last surviving US vet of WWI died today.

/taps

Posted by: tangonine at February 28, 2011 01:26 PM (x3YFz)

116
You know, that fly attractant that is supposed to be in the fly traps?

That works on anything. Lawn signs, front doors, lawn signs, cats.




Heh. I like it. Now all we need is to find a good locust and frog attractant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2011 01:26 PM (yf5H9)

117 So let's get WWIII up and going so I can get in the race!

Posted by: tangonine at February 28, 2011 01:27 PM (x3YFz)

118 107 Does Obama plan on using 'love of military' as his ticket to a win next year? Good now tell your Defense Secretary not to raise Triacare Fees ( MIlitary Health Plan )!

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2011 01:27 PM (7wmOW)

119 116
You know, that fly attractant that is supposed to be in the fly traps?

That works on anything. Lawn signs, front doors, lawn signs, cats.




Heh. I like it. Now all we need is to find a good locust and frog attractant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2011 06:26 PM (yf5H9)

was waiting for ex-wives.

Posted by: tangonine at February 28, 2011 01:27 PM (x3YFz)

120

tangonine,

that was blogged on this a.m

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2011 01:27 PM (h+qn8)

121 My exes attract all the flies by themselves. Themselves and the twelve litter boxes full of cat shit and sand from the front yard.

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:29 PM (Q6tnr)

122 120

tangonine,

that was blogged on this a.m

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2011 06:27 PM (h+qn

sorry.  searched for "frog attractant" while thinking of the ex. 

Posted by: tangonine at February 28, 2011 01:32 PM (x3YFz)

123 #114

The music is better!

Posted by: Kemp at February 28, 2011 01:32 PM (JpFM9)

124

We need a catch phrase.

how about

"You've been flaming skull f*cked"

Posted by: Ben at February 28, 2011 01:35 PM (wuv1c)

125 Nihil illegitum carborundum.

Posted by: fluffus at February 28, 2011 01:35 PM (SwkdU)

126

"You've been flaming skull f*cked"

Posted by: Ben at February 28, 2011 06:35 PM (wuv1c)

You're either with us, or you're bent over in front of us.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 28, 2011 01:36 PM (McG46)

127 Never did the 5150 thing myself, but it runs in the family.

Can't stay bottled up with despair or anger or hate. Gotta burn it out.

Run or exercise,  go out in the country and scream your damn fool head off. Gotta let it out in a way that doesn't cause more pain.

I like to write things on blogs. Which  (considering how dumb I write) may violate that last part.

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:37 PM (Q6tnr)

128 Flames and Pudding Skulls. FAPS Party, anyone?

Posted by: sulla at February 28, 2011 01:37 PM (0GucZ)

129 I'm all for the Flaming Skull Party.  Democracy, whisky, sexy baby! 

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2011 01:38 PM (yO2tH)

130 64 Are there busty Japanese wimmen? Seriously -- do they exist?
________

You don't remember the story a year or so ago wherein a Japanese woman got off on a burglary charge after proving her rack couldn't fit through the window?

Posted by: Lawyers everywhere at February 28, 2011 01:38 PM (NmR1a)

131 Wha? I thought I was the only grumpy person in Cali.

Posted by: pajama momma at February 28, 2011 01:38 PM (1lqnR)

132 The Super Awesome Honey Badger Flaming Pudding Skull Party plus Boobehs Forever, LLC.

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:39 PM (Q6tnr)

133 Some of the Morons went out of their way to help a friend in need. You did a very good thing. 

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 28, 2011 01:39 PM (o3bYL)

134 U.N. Council Poised to Adopt Report Praising Libya’s Human Rights Record By Judson Berger Feb. 22, 2011: This image broadcast on Libyan state television shows Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi as he addresses the nation in Tripoli, Libya. As the United Nations works feverishly to condemn Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi for cracking down on protesters, the body’s Human Rights Council is poised to adopt a report chock-full of praise for Libya’s human rights record.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2011 01:41 PM (7wmOW)

135 If you like your end times, you can keep your end times.

Notice where this happened.



http://tinyurl.com/45c4als

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 01:41 PM (Q6tnr)

136 Cali Grump, you sound perfectly sane to me. It's hard to remain docile when the whole world seems to be going to Hell, especially from the viewpoint of NoCal.

In any event, it's great to see you in print again. Godspeed and take no prisoners!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 28, 2011 01:42 PM (fjoLg)

137 I'll tip her.

Posted by: Rocco at February 28, 2011 01:43 PM (VMcEw)

Posted by: Moron Nation at February 28, 2011 01:43 PM (2pEj7)

139 So, I guess you have to hangout on the day threads, or something, if you're going to help someone out be first in line to get a moron's stuff

I keed, I keed!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:45 PM (pW2o8)

140 Hi, can someone help me?  I was trying to find AoSHQ, and I accidentally interrupted your sewing circle instead.  Can someone tell me how to get to AoSHQ?

Posted by: Random Moron at February 28, 2011 01:45 PM (McG46)

141 garrett,
Any recommendations on cooking a 4.5 lb fan fillet (ostrich) if I don't have access to a grill?  It looks so lean, I'm concerned it'll be tough.  Should I wrap it in bacon before roasting it? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:46 PM (pW2o8)

142 Should I wrap it in bacon before roasting it? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 06:46 PM (pW2o

Now that's a silly question.  Wrap EVERYTHING in bacon before cooking it.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2011 01:47 PM (VuLos)

143 I have to admit that my concerns as to whether they might tinker with the Grump feature were misplaced.

CG, I would recommend that you keep The Flaming Skull  talk just between us morons for now.

Made my damn day. 

Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2011 01:47 PM (HBqDo)

144 @141
This isn't a sewing circle, it's a recipe exchange. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:47 PM (pW2o8)

145

heh~!  From Mama's link:

 

The secret weapon behind the first lady’s fit arms can also be found in McClellan, who notes that the first couple likes to work out together early in the morning. MClellan trained the Obamas for more than ten years in Chicago, and now he makes weekly visits to the White House. He said the President likes to run on the treadmill and often tunes into ESPN’s SportsCenter when burning a sweat. He offers little details on the first lady’s specific workouts, but he does say that she is eager and dedicated.

 

I scream B.S.!  Moochelle is only working out her arms!  (So maybe 15 minutes).  And it sounds like her cardio involves boinking the trainer (since Barry won't do it).

Coach McClellan, doing the job that a Kenyan won't do.

 

 

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2011 01:47 PM (ihSHD)

146 lol, Tami

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:48 PM (pW2o8)

147 I can't believe that with the state of the economy and the middle east, the media is still slobbering over that woman's (?) arms. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:48 PM (pW2o8)

148 Hi, can someone help me?  I was trying to find AoSHQ, and I accidentally interrupted your sewing circle instead.  Can someone tell me how to get to AoSHQ?

I'll tell you where to find it, but first...

Posted by: Mel G. at February 28, 2011 01:49 PM (SwkdU)

149 DNA Test + trainer = Sasha and Malia McClellan

Posted by: sifty goes there and finds the view nasty at February 28, 2011 01:51 PM (Q6tnr)

150 Wait, there are reasons other than hate to live?

1) kittehs
2) baseball season
3) the Oscars are over for another year

Posted by: PA Cat at February 28, 2011 01:52 PM (4daV3)

151 1. bacon
2. sex (with partner or without YMMV)
3. revenge

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (Q6tnr)

152 That smack-down by Walker of Bambi is epic.  (see sidebar)

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (pW2o8)

153 Get well, Caligrump. Try not to carry the world's worries on your shoulders. It's too much for anyone but God.

Maybe give the politics a rest and focus on things closer to home, you know?


Posted by: Warden at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (bo+VX)

154

Hi, can someone help me?  I was trying to find AoSHQ, and I accidentally interrupted your sewing circle instead.  Can someone tell me how to get to AoSHQ?

Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.  And don't be shy about helping yourself to the punch and cookies.

Posted by: Greg Marmalard at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (QKKT0)

155 Hate is corrosive, that's why you have to spread it around. And/or drink at least 8 glasses of water a day.

Hate is more of a problem when you can't do anything about about what you hate, that's when it *really* gets nasty.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (bxiXv)

156 152 Wait, there are reasons other than hate to live?

1) kittehs
2) baseball season
3) the Oscars are over for another year

4) Black History month is OVER!

FIFY

Posted by: Kemp at February 28, 2011 01:53 PM (JpFM9)

157 Sorry, I said "8 glasses of water" and what I actually meant was "8 glasses of Valu-Rite Vodka".

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 28, 2011 01:54 PM (bxiXv)

158 So, can we go back to being selfish, self centered assholes again.

Posted by: beerologist at February 28, 2011 01:56 PM (w1GaM)

159 Be well, Cali.  You were on my mind recently and I prayed for your renewal in mind, body and spirit.  We will overcome.  We will persevere.  We will save our great country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2011 01:56 PM (x9xik)

160 @160
Well, we are conservatives.  Even the RINOs.  So that's our natural state. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 01:57 PM (pW2o8)

161
Hate is corrosive, that's why you have to spread it around.



Heh. Don't forget the maniacal laughter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2011 01:58 PM (yf5H9)

162 Cali Grump good to hear from you!. Hang in there man, persevere. We need as many moron's as we can! All hands on deck so to speak might be a little bumpy ride but we all can do this together.

Posted by: lions at February 28, 2011 02:00 PM (/vDzc)

163 OT:

I think Scott Walker needs to take FDR's caution against public sector unions to heart and campaign on it to bust the unions.

Lefty heads should explode.

"Bust A Union for FDR!"

Posted by: nickless at February 28, 2011 02:01 PM (MMC8r)

164 Perhaps if we sang a bit?

http://tinyurl.com/5twn7b

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 02:02 PM (Q6tnr)

165 Anyone else listen to Walter Williams today and decide to pretty much throw in the towel politically?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 28, 2011 02:03 PM (gJNMj)

166 CG - glad to hear that you're doing OK.  Keep on writing about this new FSP party, I'm in!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2011 02:05 PM (/izg2)

167 Hmmmm..

Speaking of flaming conflagrations is probably a good way to get you thrown back into the cuckoo's nest..  but, who the hell am I to judge?

Cali - be well.. try to shed some of that anger.. let it go.. let it go.. and that doesn't mean to not care.  We all care.. a lot!  But when it starts affecting real life, a tumbler of valu-rite vodka is in order with a good swearing at the TV session - preferably an Obama town hall.

I think this whole episodes speaks to the need of moron clubs (kinda like fight club - or maybe Callahan's bar?) springing up throughout the nation.   Cheap booze and the companionship of wise-cracking morons/moronettes couldn't be a bad thing, could it? huh? huh?

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at February 28, 2011 02:07 PM (Do528)

168 Good Idea.

MA- Morons Anonymous

Posted by: sifty at February 28, 2011 02:12 PM (Q6tnr)

169 Well, at least Cali Grump retained his sense of humor; and if you've got that, what else do you need? Besides a Flaming Skull Party, naturally.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 28, 2011 02:16 PM (swuwV)

170 "...where the hope is I'll learn to become a bit more human"

Don't go overboard; you won't fit in around here!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 28, 2011 02:17 PM (LH6ir)

171 Anyone else listen to Walter Williams today and decide to pretty much throw in the towel politically?

What did he say?

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2011 02:21 PM (M9Ie6)

172 Very good. I do not like to lose any AoSers.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 28, 2011 02:22 PM (2NNz2)

173 WE'RE DOOOOOMED!

Posted by: sifty paraphrases Walter Williams at February 28, 2011 02:22 PM (Q6tnr)

174 I hope you caused lots of trouble for Nurse Ratched, Cali Grump


Posted by: Randall McMurphy at February 28, 2011 02:25 PM (vdfwz)

175 sifty has it.    just sounds like we're already too far down the worm hole, and really, the Stupid Party is all we got "fighting" for our causes?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 28, 2011 02:27 PM (gJNMj)

176 Paranoid me was worried Cali Grump would get, if authorities were called, an unwarranted, compassionless 5150 and a bill equally un-needed, and therefore lurked with crossed fingers in the wings, having walked half-a-mile in his moccasins, yea and verily. Good to hear from y'all, brother Cali.

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at February 28, 2011 02:28 PM (6/WSP)

177 Shine on morons, shine on.

Posted by: mpfs at February 28, 2011 02:32 PM (iqMB8)

178 14 good for him, we need all the hq-morons we can get, as can be seen by this that I saw at drudge:

A Mexico City man can proceed with a clergy abuse lawsuit filed in U.S. court against the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles, even though the alleged abuse occurred in Mexico and the priest and plaintiff are Mexican citizens, a federal judge has ruled.

Bold is mine.

Boned. Boned. Boned.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes, Flaming Skull Party Member No. 11 at February 28, 2011 05:52 PM (xdHzq)

Two choices, 1.  we annexed Mexico without firing a shot?  or 2.  All the rumors that we gave California back are true!


lol

Posted by: curious at February 28, 2011 02:38 PM (p302b)

179 Good to hear from you, Cali Grump, ya big dummy!  I'm down with the Flaming Skull Party, but hoping we can work some honey badger in there somewhere too.  Maybe even a LOT of honey badger.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2011 02:44 PM (zxpIo)

180 CaliGrump!   Great to hear from you. 

Get well !

Posted by: Timbo at February 28, 2011 02:45 PM (ph9vn)

181 91 86:

Are they making them drill with a souvenir Disneyland spoon and a thimble?

Posted by: sifty beats it like it keyed his car at February 28, 2011 06:16 PM (Q6tnr)


Powered by a 3 legged hamster  on a wheel.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at February 28, 2011 02:48 PM (KhMJK)

182 If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have.

Posted by: Edmond Dantes at February 28, 2011 02:48 PM (xy9wk)

183 Ace, is it possible to have cali write a couple of posts?  With Laura W as the editor maybe?  (love the way I'm sort of volunteering her while she is away)

Writing is a wonderful way to get stuff out and not let it overwhelm you.  Sort of a release on the boiler. 


Posted by: curious at February 28, 2011 02:52 PM (p302b)

184 Theme Song for the Flaming Skull Party, courtesy of Nancy Sinatra:

These Skulls are made for Flamin'
That's just what they'll do !
One of these days these Skulls are gonna Flame all over you !!

dumdum dumdum dumdum dumdum dumdum dumdum

Come On, Skulls!  Start Flamin' !!

Posted by: TXMarko at February 28, 2011 02:53 PM (3maWS)

185 Where do I sign up for the FSP??

Posted by: Rick554 at February 28, 2011 02:55 PM (1kwr2)

186

C-Grump:

I was praying for an outcome like this!  Fantastic.  It's hard, especially on a smart, mil-blog like this, to even sense whether someone's hurting.  In fact, that's usually impossible.

I'm so happy that the morons, especially arhooley, decided to take things seriously and that help came regardless of the degree to which it was actually needed.

Remember this, C-Grump, and I only add it because I suffer from some of the monsters we're talking about and have been frequently close to where we thought you were--take it seriously and don't be afraid to ask for help.

Those are the two obstacles that have been so serious to me in the past.  I diregard it, thinking that "the blues" will pass soon.  But sometimes they don't.  Sometimes they get darker and they suck out your ability to do anything.  Anything.   And then, without a loved one watching you, you can be just fucked.  Everytime I have asked for help or even just verbalized what I was feeling, people listened.  My fear initially was that whenever I mentioned a funk--regardless of how serious it was--everyone in the room would grab a phone to put me in the hospital!  Luckily, that's not what's happened, and as a result, we've learned more about my depression. It's not black and white.  Sometimes the dark times fade quickly.  Sometimes they hang on for weeks.  Sometimes they're minor.  Sometimes they make me fear sleep because the nightmares that can come are vicious, malevolent things.  The blues can make me just a little grumpy (!) or can suck away all my energy and the pleasure just in doing.

I'm really sorry this is so long.  Whenever I try to say something helpful to someone apparenly in your shoes, it always seems that I'm just taking the opportunity to talk about myself.  But, really that's not what I'm trying to do.  I want you to know some of the faces of The Beast if you're not acquainted because if I had that knowledge years ago, I would have been better off.  The other reason I write, is that depression sucks, literally.  It sucks joy, pleasure, enthusiasm, even righteous anger.  And that's just what it takes from YOU (again, if you have it).  The toll on loved ones is if anything much worse.

BUT--there are people to talk to and drugs to take.  And they really do help.  I'll never be free from this, but it's not so overwhelmingly daunting as it once was.

Can't give you drugs, but I'd be glad to talk.  (I always remind my friends to call or text me when they have problems or are going through a bad time for any reason, and that they can call at any time, because they're likely to find me awake [we're still working on the nightmares]); I tell them, "I'm like a 7-Eleven, there's not much here, but I'm always open"!

Let me help if you need it, ok?

Posted by: Cowboy at February 28, 2011 03:06 PM (dk36f)

187 Cowboy, that was very sweet and genuine.   Your friends are very lucky people.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2011 03:23 PM (VuLos)

188

I know there isn't much I can add. But I will anyway...lol.  Look I had  bad, bad day today.  I will explain more later, maybe if I am still awake when the ONT is up.  But I felt like my world was crashing in on me.  I have never cried at work.  Not ever in 23 years.  But I almost did today and my boss knew it.  The stress is building at work ( we are very seasonal and now it's balls to the wall time).  Later, as I was sitting waiting for a prescription to be filled (45 minutes) I sat and thought about this day.   One thing remains.  I have people who love me, and I have people who I love deeply.  The world can go to shit, but that is one thing that will never change.

So now I come here and get an update from cali grump!  We love ya brother, you have friends here.  You have a family who loves you.  You are a lucky man.  This country WILL survive, I promise you that.  Cuz the morons never say die.

 

Posted by: jewells45 at February 28, 2011 03:24 PM (Z71Vg)

189 Well, here's hoping we can all be a bit more Happy Warrior Reagan-types without drowning in our own hate. Hate and anger are useful fuel, but obviously can be self-consuming.

I try and do my best to fight against leftist scum like Obama. I hope the good guys win, but I realize we might not. And that would really, really suck.

But even if we lose and Obama succeeds at destroying and debasing the character of America  -- I'll still be proud to have played my small part in the noble 2035+ year American Experiment. Athens fell, Rome fell, the British Empire fell, America will fall one day too.  That doesn't diminish the greatness of what the Ancients accomplished.

And even if we become France, or Mexico, or Brazil or some crappy-ass America-in-name-only piece of shit socialist country that is an insult to the memory of what America once was --- we'll still have internet porn, cheap beer, Oreo McFlurries, and video games. Dumbass college chicks will still drunkenly make booty shake videos with their girlfriends and upload them to youtube. Life will go on, even if the only thing left to look forward to is this weeks latest YouPorn uploads and the return of the McRib.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at February 28, 2011 03:25 PM (QcFbt)

190 Amen Cowboy. Amen.

Posted by: Gore's Third Nipple at February 28, 2011 03:26 PM (1RSQd)

191 A lot of people coming by here touting hate as serum while demonstrating just the opposite.

This is a funny place.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2011 03:34 PM (HBqDo)

192 Leave Walter Williams alone. He's had it.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2011 03:35 PM (xTBWh)

193

Cali Grump - Insanity has a lot in common with genius.  In an irrational world, the rational seem insane.  Drive on, brother. 

I'm in with the FSP.  I want a "Don't Make a Maniac Outta Me" t-shirt button down shirt with collar.  Palin / Nugent 2012.   Uncompromise. 

If you head down Atlanta way, drop a line on the Yahoo or Facebook groups and we'll drink a beer. 

 

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 28, 2011 03:38 PM (FGFdh)

194

This....

what an incredibly beautiful thing all of you did.

 

Posted by: cherry-o at February 28, 2011 03:39 PM (HUOTm)

195 193 A lot of people coming by here touting hate as serum while demonstrating just the opposite.

We're just bitter clinging Morons 

Posted by: some wench at February 28, 2011 03:39 PM (bqjJT)

196 Wee R Moronz  Hate=Love, or something. 

Just a nipple.  Not a birthmark.

Posted by: Gore's Third Nipple at February 28, 2011 03:39 PM (1RSQd)

197 Posted by: jewells45 at February 28, 2011 08:24 PM

Hang in there, jewells!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2011 03:44 PM (pW2o8)

198 Nice thread to come home to.  Ya sound alright to me CG.

Posted by: dogfish at February 28, 2011 03:48 PM (NuPNl)

199

I am Ynot... but I'm afraid I let alot of people down today. But, it's okay...

Posted by: jewells45 at February 28, 2011 03:51 PM (Z71Vg)

200 Hmmm, a first person trip report on a CA loony bin seems to be in order here.
 
I think (weirdly), therefore I am (a Moron).
 
Hang tough Cali G; it's good to hear from you. Stop by and rant sometime. Sort of a primal scream therapy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2011 03:56 PM (h0RtZ)

201 Any of y'all try Sam E in the winter months (no sun)?  It works amazingly and you only have to take it till the sun comes out again (or until your funk lifts).

Posted by: momma at February 28, 2011 06:09 PM (penCf)

Vitamin D3, 1000 i.u.  A newly retired nurse from a medical college swears by it and I gave it a whirl.  Definite mood improvement this past winter.  I was interested in the Sam E, too, but it's pretty steep $$$.

momma, I answered your request at the tail end of the book thread.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 28, 2011 04:00 PM (urYpw)

202

Hang tough Cali Grump. Things will get better.

By the way, does the loony bin permit computers? A friend of mine wants to know.

Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2011 04:14 PM (rzuJR)

203 Hate? I had a choice today to keep a roof over my head and eat, or make an insurance payment on the last work truck I own. I aint campin` and I`m eating. Guess I`ll be driving illegal a week or two, or begin starving. Dislike< Don`t care for<Hate these mf`s = Tired of you sons of bitches, don`t come fucking with me no more= Hate.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at February 28, 2011 04:14 PM (1uZhs)

204 Sometimes the line between genius and crazy ain't worth crossin'.

Favorite.Blog.Ever

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at February 28, 2011 04:20 PM (cg+v1)

205 And sometimes you ride up to the river and don`t cross. Is it always by choice, or sometimes by indecision?

Posted by: rightlysouthern at February 28, 2011 04:35 PM (1uZhs)

206 Remember, before you criticize another man, you must walk a mile in his shoes.  That way, when you do criticize him, you are a mile away, and YOU HAVE HIS SHOES.

Posted by: yakima canutt at February 28, 2011 04:56 PM (tXbf1)

207 Good to hear from you, CaliGrump. Be well.

Posted by: MDH3 at February 28, 2011 05:14 PM (ShSoH)

208

Clubber Lang at February 28, 2011 08:25 PM (QcFbt)

Thread winner. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 28, 2011 05:51 PM (FGFdh)

209 Thanks, everyone, for your acknowledgments. And my humble appreciation of you all for your cares and prayers.

Posted by: arhooley at February 28, 2011 06:04 PM (OlHgw)

210 Heart The FSP! We whack libs and progressives like they're red headed hobos ((hugs)) and xxKissesxx to each and every moron and moronette, especially caligrump

Posted by: Nora Trane at February 28, 2011 06:44 PM (VxqUc)

211 Hang in there, Cali. Been praying for you.

Posted by: texette at February 28, 2011 07:19 PM (AqMvt)

212

So it won't end with spam:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.

Posted by: sop at March 01, 2011 04:55 AM (GBXon)

213 >> "As Peggy Noonan is to the Stupid Party, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Ace would be to the FSP: the voices of dignified restraint." I think I like the cut of this fellow's jib.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at March 01, 2011 05:00 AM (qndXR)

214

Does the loony bin allow computers?

If the posts at places like the Daily Kos are any indication, not only is computer usage allowed in loony bins; it's mandated

Posted by: Call me Lennie at March 01, 2011 05:15 AM (GOsSG)

215 MLK jr had a dream: whoopie do. I have a vision: The Flaming Skull Party. Flame on Morons. It's burn baby burn time in America.


Now that's a message I can get behind.

Get well soon, CG!

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2011 11:47 AM (BP6Z1)

216  The double direction angular contact thrust ball bearings are suitable for machine tool spindles, while the single are used to support ball screws.3.Thrust ball bearings are available as both single and bi-directional types. The bi-directional thrust bearing incorporates a third washer and an additional set of balls. This center washer is located in the axial direction by a shaft shoulder and sleeve.

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