July 31, 2013

Man with No Criminal Record Has Minor Contact with Police Over Speeding and Says He Has Gun In Glove Compartment, Resulting in No Incident, No Arrest, and Nothing to Report
— Ace

But it was George Zimmerman so I guess we're pretending or something now.

Posted by: Ace at 11:27 AM | Comments (193)
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Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 31, 2013 11:28 AM (8JJ6O)

2 Oh noes! He was going nowhere in particular! How horrible! Though, I suppose to someone from the UK, the thought of just driving to drive might see a bit bizarre.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 31, 2013 11:29 AM (VtjlW)

3 They profile White Hispanics in TX. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2013 11:30 AM (32Ze2)

4 The article said "dramatic dash-cam footage".

Dramatic dash-cam footage of nothing happening! More at 11!

Posted by: KG at July 31, 2013 11:30 AM (p7BzH)

5 truck monkey but they let him go because he was hunting black people ///

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 31, 2013 11:31 AM (8JJ6O)

6 Was he listening to Chuck Berry?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at July 31, 2013 11:31 AM (D3Y6j)

7 God Bless Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2013 11:31 AM (pZ0pM)

8

They profile White Hispanics in TX.

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Dude!  He's not Hispanic!  He's Peruvian!

 

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 11:31 AM (UWFpX)

9 I want to know how the Hell this got in the news, pictures and all. Do the police in Texas have the right (or duty?!) to distribute crime-stop films to 'news' organizations? How is this the business of anyone except GZ and the police?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 31, 2013 11:31 AM (PjEYC)

10 It's good that he's got a piece. It's even better that he's got a piece in TX. It's just awesome that the TX cops don't care that he has a piece.

Posted by: joncelli at July 31, 2013 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

11 "This is A.C.! I got O.J. in the car!!11!!"

Or was that "This is GZ! I got A/C in the car!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2013 11:32 AM (/RIVS)

12 >>> Was he listening to Chuck Berry? ** golfclap **

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (n1VQv)

13 Holy crap, the Brits just soiled their panties because in Texas you can legally carry a firearm in your GLOVEBOX! 

What a bunch of pillow-biting, limey pillocks.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (GrtrJ)

14 This is the media being helpful by disclosing his location for any nuts out there gunnin for him.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (3Aixx)

15 How is this the business of anyone except GZ and the police? Someone FOIA'd it.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (GQ8sn)

16 4 The article said "dramatic dash-cam footage" It's nothing like my Flickr stream.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (mCNwt)

17 Most amazing is the fact a speeder got a warning and not a ticket. I feel like prey driving around anymore, with all the municipalities short on revenue.

Posted by: Justamom at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (Sptt8)

18 That not nearly as dramatic as when I got pulled over.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (QM5S2)

19 Put up the picture of the truck. It really adds to the story. Or something.

Posted by: RWC at July 31, 2013 11:33 AM (fWAjv)

20 If anybody needs a drive to clear his head it's G.Z.



Posted by: Loretta Lynn at July 31, 2013 11:34 AM (jvd3N)

21 Drama?......they must lead very sheltered lives.

Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2013 11:34 AM (ZNQKl)

22 Texas does a lot of things right. This was one of them.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:34 AM (bb5+k)

23 These Zimmerman sightings are starting to become as common as Elvis sightings.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at July 31, 2013 11:34 AM (D3Y6j)

24 The Texas Motorist Protection Act (MPA) : HB 1815 is very simple. http://texasgunblog.com/archives/861

Posted by: Utah at July 31, 2013 11:34 AM (toEx0)

25 Poor ole' country singer sock!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (jvd3N)

26

To quote the article, he didn't have a "gun", he had a "GUN".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (kdS6q)

27 Ace, check out the headline in the linked article.  Proper usage is that "GUN" is all caps.  A GUN is even more sinister and terrifying than a mere "gun."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (8ZskC)

28 Is this this road to Amarillo Peruvia?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (QM5S2)

29 The article said "dramatic dash-cam footage". Dramatic dash-cam footage of nothing happening! More at 11! Posted by: KG at July 31, 2013 04:30 PM (p7BzH) Yeah. If that was in Russia, a tank or an oil tanker or chupacabras would suddenly have appeared and crushed/blown up/eaten everything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (VtjlW)

30 Another blatant case of a racist cracker cop profiling a black man.

uh hu.  uh hu... (listens to control room in earpiece)

(whispers) so your saying it was that hymie Zimmer

We'll be back after this message we much.

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (Pr6hk)

31 *the sounds of millions of liberal heads exploding*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 11:35 AM (lVPtV)

32 Oh noes! He was going nowhere in particular! How horrible!

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Goin' nowhere fast.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2013 11:36 AM (Hx5uv)

33 Zimmerman did not react properly to this stop. He should have jumped out of his car and started bashing the cop's head on the pavement.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2013 11:36 AM (T0NGe)

34 Love the headline.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 31, 2013 11:36 AM (/kI1Q)

35 Holy crap, the Brits just soiled their panties because in Texas you can legally carry a firearm in your GLOVEBOX! What a bunch of pillow-biting, limey pillocks. Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 31, 2013 04:33 PM (GrtrJ) And not the first time either. During the beginning of World War II, the British placed advertisements here in America, begging for any surplus guns which the Americans might wish to donate to them. The Silly Buggers had gotten rid of all their guns, and so got caught unprepared. What is WRONG with those people nowadays?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:36 AM (bb5+k)

36 Welcome to Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (qRasw)

37 I love Texas.

Posted by: Iblis at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (9221z)

38 Most amazing is the fact a speeder got a warning and not a ticket.
I feel like prey driving around anymore, with all the municipalities short on revenue.

Posted by: Justamom at July 31, 2013 04:33 PM (Sptt

 

 

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I've gotten pulled over a couple of times by OHP.  Both times, warnings.  Of course they were about ten years apart. 

 

And the  OHP have the mystique of being some of the toughest troopers in the US.  I like living in OK.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (7Rs5x)

39 Glad to see he's in Texas. Hopefully getting ready to buy a house with some fat book-deal money.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (ZshNr)

40 Don'tcha know the 11th commandment or amendment or something says you can't go no where in particular. Unless you are in Peruvia

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (HVff2)

41 Bastard wants to lead a normal life.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (Hx5uv)

42 I think someone going "nowhere in particular" should be detained.  In today's America, everybody should have a clear destination in mind before starting up a vehicle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 11:38 AM (8ZskC)

43 The real irony is that Britain makes some very fine, quality firearms known the world over. Their citizens just can't own any of them.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (GQ8sn)

44 This guy's always in the news!!! It's not like he killed anybody Oh wait....

Posted by: Navycopjoe bids aloha to Flossie at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (7D6bD)

45 Put up the picture of the truck.

It really adds to the story.

Or something.

**


Was thinking the same, then again how many blackish/grey pick ups are in Texas ya think?  Maybe Stevie wonder could pick em' all out or simply boycott Texas.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (jvd3N)

46 Thank God the cop who stopped him wasn't a young, black, teenaged Explorer Scout holding an Arizona Ice Tea and Skittles!

Posted by: runningrn at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (PLOz8)

47 Apparently the cop in question spends his free time living in a cave.

If the article is to believed, he didn't recognize Zimmerman even after checking his drivers license.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (SY2Kh)

48 All over GB there are sane people thinking, "What the hell..., all I have to do is slip over the border from Mexico, and I'm in. What am I waiting for?"

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2013 11:39 AM (aDwsi)

49

  Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 04:36 PM (bb5+k)

 

 

 

 

What's worse is the dumbasses went ahead and got rid of their guns again . Schmucks.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at July 31, 2013 11:40 AM (pZGxe)

50

He should have been booked for first degree criminal wandering while armed and Peruvian

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2013 11:40 AM (32Ze2)

51 GZ should have explained that he was taking the GUN to some Mexican drug lords.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 11:40 AM (8ZskC)

52 Angela Corey is thinking how to bring Zimmerman back to FL for speeding in Texas.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 11:41 AM (GQ8sn)

53  *the sounds of millions of liberal heads exploding*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:35 PM (lVPtV)

 

 

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It's like music that brings tears  of happiness to my eyes.  Suffer, bitchez!

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2013 11:41 AM (7Rs5x)

54 The Brits also are crapping their pants because he's "going nowhere in particular".  That phrase makes the pro-light-fail brigade's heads explode.  The State must decide where and when the subjects go.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2013 11:41 AM (B/VB5)

55 PS - welcome to Texas, George.  Pull up a nice bit of land and settle down.  I can guarantee you, self-defense is A-OK here.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 31, 2013 11:41 AM (GrtrJ)

56

Thank God for Texas.

 

Now the poor fucker needs a different truck.  Surprised they didn't give out his lp number.

 

Next time the Brits need our help.... I'm not sure I really care.

Posted by: Simon Jester at July 31, 2013 11:41 AM (EhSF0)

57 The real irony is that Britain makes some very fine, quality firearms known the world over. Their citizens just can't own any of them. Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:39 PM (GQ8sn) What is WRONG with those people? It's like they have a death wish or something. Knifing has become a "thing" over there.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (bb5+k)

58 Glad to see he's in Texas. Hopefully getting ready to buy a house with some fat book-deal  NBC money. Posted by: Lincolntf

FIFY

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (aDwsi)

59 George Zimmerman stalks black cop!!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (X4HxX)

60 >>> Maybe Stevie wonder could pick em' all out or simply boycott Texas. I boycotted Stevie Wonder on the radio last night.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (n1VQv)

61 Sometimes, the system works.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (sQ0LB)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (aDwsi)

63 Knifing has become a "thing" over there. Guns for show. Knives for the pro.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 11:42 AM (GQ8sn)

64 >This is the media being helpful by disclosing his location for any nuts out there gunnin for him.

Well, Texas is a big place....Good luck thugs.  Also, it is rumored that his new carry piece is an FN 57, that holds 30+1.

Posted by: DanInMN at July 31, 2013 11:43 AM (XqeyF)

65 @57: They responded to that by banning knives and then banning fighting back against robbers and home invaders.  To coin a phrase, they're a bunch of mewling quims.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2013 11:43 AM (B/VB5)

66 28 Is this this road to Amarillo Peruvia? Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2013 04:35 PM (QM5S2) Peruvia by Morning

Posted by: Jorge Derecho at July 31, 2013 11:43 AM (PLOz8)

67
Nowhere in particular is code.  He is going to Nowhere, Alaska, particularly over that bridge.

Posted by: Juan McCain at July 31, 2013 11:43 AM (4+FWp)

68 Glad to see he's in Texas. Hopefully getting ready to buy a house with some fat book-deal NBC money. Posted by: Lincolntf FIFY Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2013 04:42 PM (aDwsi) I hope he reams NBC a new Asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (bb5+k)

69 Can I stick my head into this? So to speak...

Posted by: Gabrielle Giffords at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (EGPJQ)

70 EC, your comment about the Daily Caller teenager humping Carney's mom nearly caused me to spew ice water all over my keyboard.

Thnx!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (lVPtV)

71 Media shits pants. Film at 11.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (tAKS3)

72 PS - welcome to Texas, George. Pull up a nice bit of land and settle down. I can guarantee you, self-defense is A-OK here. Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 31, 2013 04:41 PM (GrtrJ) We are closing escrow soon on a home in Texas. Can't wait to flee California!!! So long, tax-rapists.

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (gjIQF)

73
And now for something completely different, the comments:

So does he pick and choose the laws he follows?
- I_give_up, Seattle

Note to George: Stay OUT of Houston!
- Rosie B., Tahoe, United States

He got pulled over for SPEEDING....but he got off on that tooo...News..NAW..it's the Zimmerman way..
- Maria, United States

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2013 11:44 AM (kdS6q)

74 Now the poor fucker needs a different truck. Surprised they didn't give out his lp number. The plate is hard to see in news story, but I believe it is "ZIMBANG".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (pZ0pM)

75 64 >This is the media being helpful by disclosing his location for any nuts out there gunnin for him.

Well, Texas is a big place....Good luck thugs. Also, it is rumored that his new carry piece is an FN 57, that holds 30+1.

Posted by: DanInMN at July 31, 2013 04:43 PM (XqeyF)


Brad Thor needs to send him a backup piece. You can't be too careful.

Posted by: joncelli at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

76

What is WRONG with those people? It's like they have a death wish or something.

Knifing has become a "thing" over there.
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A recent poll in London found that the single biggest issue for a majority of voters was the gun control laws.  Not a plurality of voters, which is what you usually get in instances like this.  A majority of voters.

 

The problem appears to be that the voters are having trouble making themselves heard by their political "betters".

 

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (UWFpX)

77 Nothing to report?  Zimmerman killed someone, and he has a gun!  A GUN!

Posted by: Poncy Brit Newspaperman at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (WhJf8)

78 No, sir. I don't have any employment at the moment. But I do have a pending lawsuit against NBC. Loan approved.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (tAKS3)

79

  Pretty sure the NRA had a lot to do with the gun drive for England as well...... damn those bitter clinging gun nuts!  Why couldn't they just let the Nazis have they way with the Brits?....

 

  England should not have been able to stand her ground!1!!11!!

Posted by: Lefty Journalist Hiding In The Crawlspace at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (zwdDT)

80 This is Texas, George, get that gun rack installed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (qRasw)

81 ZOMFG!!! The same thing happened to me in Massachusetts. It's a goddamned epidemic.

Posted by: Andy at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (gxeKE)

82 Why did they show a picture of the vehicle?

Posted by: Cindy Munford at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (6MiMG)

83 Wait until the Brits find out that for years, the Indiana plates had the simple motto, 'Wander' on them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (aDwsi)

84 >>> Media shits pants. Film at 11. Hey, now!!

Posted by: Al Roker at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (n1VQv)

85 I'm going to wait until Toure puts this all into perspective for me.

Posted by: jwest at July 31, 2013 11:45 AM (u2a4R)

86
He got pulled over for SPEEDING....but he got off on that tooo...News..NAW..it's the Zimmerman way..
- Maria, United States




That was my favorite.  Guilty of speeding while Zimmerman!!eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (lVPtV)

87
heh.  I wonder which will get on the news from this point forward, another Zim sighting or another Bigfoot sighting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (4+FWp)

88 Bastard wants to lead a normal life.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2013 04:38 PM (Hx5uv)

 

 

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This news  frenzy is slowly winding down.  It'll have some bump-ups, but all in all Z will return to normal living.  He picked a good region to do it. 

 

Just hope he doesn't keep voting democrat.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (7Rs5x)

89 @57: They responded to that by banning knives and then banning fighting back against robbers and home invaders. To coin a phrase, they're a bunch of mewling quims. Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2013 04:43 PM (B/VB5) Once more I have to ask, what the fuck is WRONG with those people? To paraphrase Winston Churchill, that is shit, up with which, the new Muslim overlords will not put!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (bb5+k)

90 The real irony is that Britain makes some very fine, quality firearms known the world over. Their citizens just can't own any of them. Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:39 PM (GQ8sn) I am reminded of this. http://youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (VtjlW)

91 "Going Nowhere In Particular" is code for "Off To Murder Some Sweet, Angel-Faced, Dark-Skinned Baby"


Posted by: NAACP at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (tWmgi)

92

No doubt he is on his way to Vidor.

 

/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (Zswg6)

93 Legal to carry gun in glove compartment? Check. Re-enstate ability to drink a bottle of beer while driving that was outlawed in 70's? Not yet. C'mon Texas. Work with me here.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (n50fF)

94 47 Apparently the cop in question spends his free time living in a cave. If the article is to believed, he didn't recognize Zimmerman even after checking his drivers license. I think that's just a ploy. Like the people GZ rescued from their burning car. You can't admit you had an encounter with GZ and you didn't get some justice for Trayvon. It puts teh lotion on teh target of you.

Posted by: runningrn at July 31, 2013 11:46 AM (QYIZa)

95 Just hope he doesn't keep voting democrat. Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2013 04:46 PM (7Rs5x) You think he learned anything? I very greatly doubt it.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (bb5+k)

96 Well, I guess he needs a job now. So, if you need a job you go to Texas. Not NY, or Cali.

Posted by: tony redenzo at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (888y+)

97 How funny would it be if he said he was headed to the store for some Iced Tea.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (ZshNr)

98 >This is the media being helpful by disclosing his location for any nuts out there gunnin for him.

Wow.  I wasn't going to click the link, but then I did and they give out the exact intersection.  Damn.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (/kI1Q)

99 What is WRONG with those people? It's like they have a death wish or something.

Knifing has become a "thing" over there.


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 04:42 PM (bb5+k)

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Is that like Dogging?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (Zswg6)

100 they=their  ...... sheesh

Posted by: Lefty Journalist Hiding In The Crawlspace at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (zwdDT)

101 I think this thread was deep sixed.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2013 11:47 AM (jvd3N)

102 Guns for show. Knives for the pro. Guns for show. .22lr behind the ear for the pro.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (pZ0pM)

103 >>> Why did they show a picture of the vehicle? For the drama.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (n1VQv)

104

I made this guy a hero.

Posted by: St. Trayvon at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (EGPJQ)

105 Well,I'm glad they helpfully disclosed his vehicle.

Posted by: Lauren at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (ELdpj)

106 I don't think my comment will last long ---- "This is a travesty. What would Trayvon be doing today if he were alive? And don't answer "Scratching furiously to get out of the coffin.""

Posted by: RWC at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

107 Nowhere in particular is code. He is going to Nowhere, Alaska, particularly over that bridge.
Posted by: Juan McCain
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That there is funny!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi)

108 Wait until the Brits find out that for years, the Indiana plates had the simple motto, 'Wander' on them.

Hrm.  That explains a lot, actually.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 31, 2013 11:48 AM (/kI1Q)

109 No, all's well never you mind.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2013 11:49 AM (jvd3N)

110 American by birth, Texan by the grace of God. Republic of Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 11:49 AM (fBzSs)

111 The problem appears to be that the voters are having trouble making themselves heard by their political "betters". Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 04:45 PM (UWFpX) Unlike Americans, that "Aristocracy" crap is ingrained in their psyche. It's making inroads over here nowadays too.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:49 AM (bb5+k)

112
And now, the headlines:

Armed Zimmerman stopped for speeding in Texas
 USA TODAY

George Zimmerman Armed When Stopped For Speeding In North Texas
CBS-DFW

George Zimmerman Stopped By Cops Still Packing Heat
TMZ

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (kdS6q)

113 I swear the daily mail has it in for Zimmerman. Their articles related to the trial were mostly screeds suggesting (as Nancy Grace did) that he was a murderer. Their coverage of the post-trial violence was laughable -- tried their darnedest (in a multipage scroll of "dramatic" photos) to convey to the British public that the USA had collapsed into an orgy of mayhem following the verdict.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (9eDbm)

114 And not the first time either. During the beginning of World War II, the British placed advertisements here in America, begging for any surplus guns which the Americans might wish to donate to them.

The Silly Buggers had gotten rid of all their guns, and so got caught unprepared.


You forgot the best part.  Instead of trying to return the donated guns, they dropped them in the middle of the ocean.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (9PrpA)

115 The plate is hard to see in news story, but I believe it is "ZIMBANG". I thought his new one was ASHTRAY.

Posted by: runningrn at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (QYIZa)

116 The San Diego school district is going to force kids to listen to lectures why George is a murdering cracka! And how you can never trust the white man. These people make me sick.

Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (tCBZk)

117 Those dumbasses trying to make a big deal over the fact that GZ "announced" to the officer that he had a gun.

Well, no shit.

I'm not sure what the concealed carry law says in your state, but in Michigan, if you have a CPL and are carrying, you are required to immediately inform the LEO that you are armed.  Fail to make the declaration and they find out you're carrying, you lose your CPL.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (9HP5k)

118 Guns for show.
.22lr behind the ear for the pro. Posted by: rickb223
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Short works fine.

Posted by: Mossad at July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (aDwsi)

119 America. Do you speak it motherfuckers?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 11:51 AM (tAKS3)

120 We are closing escrow soon on a home in Texas. Can't wait to flee California!!! So long, tax-rapists.

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 04:44 PM (gjIQF)

 

Hello, border-hopping rapist-rapists.

Posted by: Whoopie! at July 31, 2013 11:51 AM (ggRof)

121 What is WRONG with those people? It's like they have a death wish or something.

Knifing has become a "thing" over there.


*happy slaps DL*

Posted by: Stupid British Kid at July 31, 2013 11:51 AM (9PrpA)

122 "I want to know how the Hell this got in the news, pictures and all. Do the police in Texas have the right (or duty?!) to distribute crime-stop films to 'news' organizations? How is this the business of anyone except GZ and the police?" Dr. Weevil, maybe the police are just letting the rest of the country know that Mr. Zimmerman is now in a state where his rights will be protected. That he is now armed. And that if anyone tries anything and they get shot...the police will tell Mr. Zimmerman to "stay safe" and send him on his way. Welcome to Texas George.

Posted by: Bets at July 31, 2013 11:52 AM (tDvvM)

123 >>92 No doubt he is on his way to Vidor.

/s<<<
.
Heh

Posted by: Javems at July 31, 2013 11:52 AM (nTgAI)

124

I thought his new one was ASHTRAY.

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Nope, it's    FREE CRACKA

Posted by: GZ at July 31, 2013 11:52 AM (EGPJQ)

125 It makes me happy that GZ is in Texas.  

Posted by: L, elle at July 31, 2013 11:52 AM (0PiQ4)

126 What is WRONG with those people? It's like they have a death wish or something. Knifing has become a "thing" over there. Is that code for "donkey punching"?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2013 11:53 AM (pZ0pM)

127 They responded to that by banning knives and then banning fighting back against robbers and home invaders.

Stealing a telly shouldn't be a capital offense. 

Wait what, you want to rape my daughter too?  Oh well, I can't stop you, carry on old chap.

Posted by: Stupid British Man at July 31, 2013 11:53 AM (9PrpA)

128 He really should stop speeding, though. The less contact with authorities, the better.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 11:53 AM (ZshNr)

129 American by birth, Texan by the grace of God. Republic of Texas. Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (fBzSs) One of my favorite bumperstickers: "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could. "

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:53 AM (bb5+k)

130 Damn, too bad the office sir didn't find him threatening thus provoking an old-fashioned Texass shootout. LOL!



-- commenter at Daily Mail (Rachel Jeantel, is that you?)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 11:54 AM (lVPtV)

131 113 I swear the daily mail has it in for Zimmerman. Their articles related to the trial were mostly screeds suggesting (as Nancy Grace did) that he was a murderer. Their coverage of the post-trial violence was laughable -- tried their darnedest (in a multipage scroll of "dramatic" photos) to convey to the British public that the USA had collapsed into an orgy of mayhem following the verdict. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2013 04:50 PM (9eDbm) Absolutely. And when the stories were really full of shit, they did not allow or blocked comments.

Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 11:54 AM (tCBZk)

132 127 - Have you see British women lately? The Muzzies just think they are sheep.

Posted by: Muzzie at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (EGPJQ)

133 Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2013 04:50 PM (9HP5k) According to Texas law, unless it's changed, carrying a gun in your car is the same as carrying one in your house. ie. perfectly fine. But, yeah, if stopped by the cops, regardless of the reason, it's a good thing to let them know that you have a gun in the glove compartment.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (n50fF)

134 I once got pulled over at 3 o'clock in the morning while carrying .This was before Ohio had concealed carry. I had about 3500 dollars in deposit with me. Cop was just fine with that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (tAKS3)

135 For the non Texans: Vidor is/was a Klan hotspot.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (fBzSs)

136 Can we haz Zimbermun nowz?

Posted by: Lefty Lynch Mob at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (659DL)

137 You forgot the best part. Instead of trying to return the donated guns, they dropped them in the middle of the ocean. Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:50 PM (9PrpA) I didn't know about that part. Thanks for puttin me some knowledge.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 11:55 AM (bb5+k)

138 So, Texas = New Peruvia?

Posted by: L, elle at July 31, 2013 11:56 AM (0PiQ4)

139 American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.


Republic of Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (fBzSs)

 

 

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Just don't make a habit of holding your breath.  Y'all are turning blue.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2013 11:56 AM (7Rs5x)

140

130 Jane

Could not have been Rachel J.  The English was too easy to understand.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 31, 2013 11:56 AM (EGPJQ)

141 Do you know how many kids could have been killed by that gun sitting there in the glove compartment unattended!!!

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2013 11:56 AM (m2CN7)

142 "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could. "

Damn f*cking straight

Posted by: phreshone at July 31, 2013 11:57 AM (Pr6hk)

143 If I didn't already have good neighbors I'd invite GZ to move in next door.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 31, 2013 11:57 AM (ylhEn)

144 I'm not sure what the concealed carry law says in your state, but in Michigan, if you have a CPL and are carrying, you are required to immediately inform the LEO that you are armed. Fail to make the declaration and they find out you're carrying, you lose your CPL.

No requirement to inform here in WA, but if they get you out of the car you have to tell them.

Posted by: Stupid British Man at July 31, 2013 11:57 AM (9PrpA)

145 What I want to know, is how the hell the Brits found out about this?

Are they following him?

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2013 11:57 AM (XXwdv)

146
George Zimmerman stopped with gun in Texas
NY Daily News


George Zimmerman Is Now Speeding Around Texas With a Gun
NY Magazine


There's a sale at Penney's!
Johnny

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2013 11:58 AM (kdS6q)

147 Would love for the G8 or G20 to be held in Ft. Worth some time.  Like to see the carnage after the anarchists broke a couple of store windows.  When a shop keeper shoots a robber in Ft Worth, unlike NYC, the city doesn't arrest the shooter, they give him a medal.

Posted by: phreshone at July 31, 2013 12:00 PM (Pr6hk)

148 Soona, let's see how the voter ID implementation suppresses the Imaginary Texan vote.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 12:00 PM (fBzSs)

149 I love all the pearl clutching about the fact that he was *gasp*.speeding. If he got off with a,warning, I can guarantee he was going less than 10.over.

Posted by: Lauren at July 31, 2013 12:00 PM (ELdpj)

150 What I want to know, is how the hell the Brits found out about this?

Are they following him?


Nah, some local stringer probably picked it up from a police blotter and that went out on the wire.  DM probably has a Zimmerman alert set on any news that comes over the wire.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 12:01 PM (9PrpA)

151 Stealing a telly shouldn't be a capital offense. Wait what, you want to rape my daughter too? Oh well, I can't stop you, carry on old chap. Posted by: Stupid British Man at July 31, 2013 04:53 PM (9PrpA) And what makes it doubly surprising is the fact that for most of their History, the English have been some exceptionally vicious and ruthless bastards. Violence, torture, mayhem, bloodshed, all sop for most of their history. Now they are a bunch of effeminate pansies. Did the German's deploy a secret weapon that we didn't know about?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 12:01 PM (bb5+k)

152 If anyone in America needs a gun right now, it is George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 12:01 PM (tAKS3)

153
What I want to know, is how the hell the Brits found out about this?
Posted by: HH





TMZ posted the story, and since Limey reporters are all sissy cookie biters, it popped up in their daily news feed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2013 12:01 PM (kdS6q)

154 O/T, and sorry if some moron already mentioned this, but this new quote from Oprah caught my eye... On using the N-word: Lee Daniels: It’s a word I used quite a bit, until Oprah sat me down and talked to me about its power. Winfrey: You cannot be my friend and use that word around me. It shows my age, but I feel strongly about it. … I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree.

Posted by: Icedog at July 31, 2013 12:01 PM (9ScGj)

155 Sigh. I recall pictures of then Princess Elizabeth practicing with a Webley .455 during the War years. I rather suspect that has felt an urge to use one from time-to-time since then. Anthony Eden is lucky that she never lost her temper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 31, 2013 12:02 PM (aDwsi)

156 I love all the pearl clutching about the fact that he was *gasp*.speeding. If he got off with a,warning, I can guarantee he was going less than 10.over.

I had a State Police officer tell me that I'm good on the freeway as long as I don't go more than ten over. 

All bets are off when they're doing emphasis patrols, though.  Luckily, they announce when they're doing emphasis patrols.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 12:02 PM (9PrpA)

157  I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree.

Posted by: Icedog at July 31, 2013 05:01 PM (9ScGj)

 

hundreds, millions ,  whatever it takes. 

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2013 12:03 PM (m2CN7)

158 Winfrey: You cannot be my friend and use that word around me. It shows my age, but I feel strongly about it. … I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree. Don't forget that the sharks learned the sailing routes from Africa.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 31, 2013 12:03 PM (fBzSs)

159 So, Texas = New Peruvia?

There's a town in west Texas populated where some of the old people still use a Peruvian dialect that has completely died out in the old country.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 31, 2013 12:03 PM (/kI1Q)

160 The British lost their balls in 1783.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2013 12:04 PM (tAKS3)

161 And now, the headlines: Armed Zimmerman stopped for speeding in Texas USA TODAY George Zimmerman Armed When Stopped For Speeding In North Texas CBS-DFW George Zimmerman Stopped By Cops Still Packing Heat TMZ There's a sale at Penny's!!

Posted by: Johnny at July 31, 2013 12:04 PM (l3vZN)

162 I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree.

Math is racist.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 31, 2013 12:04 PM (/kI1Q)

163 What kills me is that last year two Brit tourists were robbed and shot by a 16 year old Florida yoot, yet the DM wants to continue this fiction about harmless "children." And if the kid did not have a gun, he and his pals would have stabbed them to death.

Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 12:05 PM (tCBZk)

164 I love all the pearl clutching about the fact that he was *gasp*.speeding. If he got off with a,warning, I can guarantee he was going less than 10.over. Posted by: Lauren at July 31, 2013 05:00 PM (ELdpj) Hell, I remember many times driving in Dallas when the Speed Limit was 70, I was doing 85, and people around me were racing past me and tailgating. And it seems to be a routine. It happens every time I go there.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 31, 2013 12:06 PM (bb5+k)

165 I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree.
Posted by: Icedog at July 31, 2013 05:01 PM (9ScGj)
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’cause the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees...'

Posted by: Al Gore at July 31, 2013 12:10 PM (aDwsi)

166 I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree.

Look, I am not EVER going to defend lynching.  EVER.  But you have to know the real numbers.  The best numbers we have say there were thousands of lynchings, not millions.

From 1882-1968, 4,743 lynchings occurred in the United States.  Of these people that were lynched 3,446 were black.  The blacks lynched accounted for 72.7% of the people lynched.  These numbers seem large, but it is known that not all of the lynchings were ever recorded.  Out of the 4,743 people lynched only 1,297 white people were lynched.  That is only 27.3%.  Many of the whites lynched were lynched for helping the black or being anti lynching and even for domestic crimes.

It's still disgusting, and a horrible black eye, but dammit, facts matter.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 12:11 PM (44jNh)

167 Speaking of Great Britain and Europe: How long until the morning that the Germans wake up and remember they are Germans and start eying how short the road to Paris is?

What exactly are the millions of Europeans who don't know which end of a gun to hold going to do - other than crap all over themselves in terror?

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 31, 2013 12:13 PM (ylhEn)

168 he's welcome to stay as long as he stops voting democrat

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

169 What exactly are the millions of Europeans who don't know which end of a gun to hold going to do - other than crap all over themselves in terror?

The same thing they always do- beg the US for help.

Given the state of most European military forces, I don't think they have to worry too much about each other.

Though if I were Greece I'd be shitting bricks over the Turks.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 31, 2013 12:18 PM (SY2Kh)

170

161 And now, the headlines:


The MFM and the Grievance Racket won't be happy until Zimmerman is drawn, quartered, and beheaded.

Posted by: puddleglum at July 31, 2013 12:24 PM (EuscL)

171 133:
"Have you see British women lately? The Muzzies just think they are sheep."
You mean they find them sexually irresistable?

164:
"I remember many times driving in Dallas when the Speed Limit was 70, I was doing 85, and people around me were racing past me and tailgating."
I can beat that. I was once (1999 or so) going 75 in a 55 zone in Northern Virginia (on the Dulles Access Road in Herndon) in very heavy traffic and noticed that the car that was tailgating me and the one tailgating the guy right next to me were both police cars. I thought of at least tapping the brakes and slowing down, but they were so close, and had so many other cars tailgating them, that it would have caused a 60-car accident.


Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 31, 2013 12:27 PM (PjEYC)

172 The thread really ended at "pillow-biting, limey pillocks."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 12:37 PM (qyfb5)

173 Hell yes, I'd be armed too.

Clear datum, Georgie.

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2013 12:39 PM (B/weO)

174 Driving around without reporting his destination and business to the authorities! Carrying a weapon legally, and responsibly informing the officer of its presence when pulled over! Acting like he has a right to alive and free!

Will his law-abiding monstrosity never end?!?

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 31, 2013 12:44 PM (AiYlm)

175 That racist cop totes profiled GZ for "driving while Peruvian"

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 31, 2013 12:46 PM (5fSr7)

176 As ambassador of Peruvia, Zimmerman has diplomatic immunity.
Can't touch me! Can't touch me!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 31, 2013 12:47 PM (BQ10H)

177 He was let off with a warning?!?

White Peruvian non-Hispanic-Hispanic privilege!!!

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 31, 2013 12:48 PM (AiYlm)

178 171: "I can beat that."

Meh.  On any weekday morning in LA you can see women driving at 85 mph in bumper-to-bumper traffic while looking in the mirror to do their make-up with one hand and smoking with the other hand.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 31, 2013 12:50 PM (5fSr7)

179 Just lie back and think of England.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 31, 2013 12:57 PM (6GTD7)

180 We are closing escrow soon on a home in Texas. Can't wait to flee California!!! So long, tax-rapists. Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 04:44 PM (gjIQF) Hello, border-hopping rapist-rapists. Posted by: Whoopie! at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (ggRof) It's not like we don't have those in So Cal, too. I'll be happy with just one of the two.

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 01:00 PM (gjIQF)

181 ...with no warrants and no criminal record, he was let off with a warning to slow down. Wish the same happened for me. That's good to hear it happened to anyone. That it happened to Zimmerman, coincidentally in TX, is also nice to know.

Posted by: panzernashorn at July 31, 2013 01:17 PM (MhA4j)

182

>>"Surprised they didn't give out his lp number."

 

Someone in the comments said it wasn't bleeped in the video. I didnt' watch the video despite the description of how exciting it was.

Man, brits are hilarious. Meanwhile they are giving people warnings for KNIFE violence/burglaries.

Posted by: Lea at July 31, 2013 01:39 PM (/bd0t)

183 Dallas! Has anyone checked where George was on Nov. 22? You know Nixon was in town that same day.... Hmmmm.... Nixon and Zimmerman. WOW!

Posted by: Gordon Arnold's younger brother at July 31, 2013 02:30 PM (MT+iT)

184 > 119 America. Do you speak it motherfuckers?

That thar is funny!  I am so stealing that.

Posted by: John Morris at July 31, 2013 02:41 PM (OMT3n)

185

That he's in Texas is a grand thing to know. If he's looking for good residential or ranch real estate, I can put him in touch with a few realtors I know in San Antonio who can hook him up. (No, seriously - one of them deals in high-end ranch real estate acreage which would make you weep to think that someone else possesses it.)

And the nice thing is that as a young and sort of pudgy Hispanic guy ... he will fit right in. In my neighborhood alone there are about twenty-five guys who fit that description. 

 

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at July 31, 2013 02:53 PM (Asjr7)

186 Winfrey: "You cannot be my friend and use that word around me. It shows my age, but I feel strongly about it. … I always think of the millions of people who heard that as their last word as they were hanging from a tree."

Orca is dumb as a rock.  But apparently she doesn't hold to the "Blacks can say it but Whites can't"  theory of the N word.  Refreshing in this day and age.

Posted by: S&G at July 31, 2013 03:39 PM (61B4w)

187 Sweet.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (OONaw)

188 Florida plate: IH8N1GZ

Posted by: Beasts of England at July 31, 2013 04:59 PM (Tvh6K)

189 Welcome to Texas, George. Better than Florida. For white hispanics, anyway.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 31, 2013 05:26 PM (OONaw)

190 You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.

Posted by: Davy Crockett or George Zimmerman. Either/Or. One or the other. at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (HiC+5)

191 I didn't know he was over in my neck of the woods! Forney is just east of Dallas, I drive through it all the time!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2013 06:04 PM (hTDbY)

192 I am George Zimmerman!

Posted by: bob at August 01, 2013 12:03 AM (/lYBK)

193 Going nowhere is code for trying to kill black people. Do drugs I much. /Al Sharpton

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 02, 2013 04:38 PM (si4cu)

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