January 31, 2011

Loose Smack: Loose Change "Documentarian" Arrested For Sale of Heroin
— Ace

Old and Busted: Fire can't melt steel

New Hotness: Fire can melt tar heroin.

Of course, this will just lead to further conspiracy theories. The man set him up.

Thanks to Patrick.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM | Comments (355)
Post contains 52 words, total size 1 kb.

1 RACISTS!!!!!

Posted by: Lone Marauder at January 31, 2011 02:28 PM (HzR5W)

2 This thread had OD'ed but now it's revived!

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2011 02:28 PM (BP6Z1)

3 Wow, first?  Enjoying that new thread smell...

Posted by: Lone Marauder at January 31, 2011 02:28 PM (HzR5W)

4 Is it true smack would have been free under Obamacare? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 31, 2011 02:28 PM (pW2o8)

5

Korey Rowe starring in

LOOSE RECTUM!!

Posted by: beedubya at January 31, 2011 02:28 PM (AnTyA)

6 So the maker of Loose Stool went from chasing Cheney and Bush to chasing the dragon. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2011 02:29 PM (BP6Z1)

7 I knew he was on smack when he said a B52 hit the empire state building. The contract for the B52 had not been let out yet.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:29 PM (SJ6/3)

8 Dude, you're messing with the grammar.

Posted by: Truther gettin' smacked up at January 31, 2011 02:29 PM (SwkdU)

9 So, Korey Rowe is doing a remake of John Delorean?  Not very original, for a producer.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 31, 2011 02:29 PM (OmtQw)

10 I know fire doesn't melt steel! I've been holding this lighter under spoons for years, and nothing! Answer that, wingnuts!

Posted by: Secundus at January 31, 2011 02:29 PM (zb/D1)

11 3 Wow, first?  Enjoying that new thread smell...

Posted by: Lone Marauder at January 31, 2011 07:28 PM (HzR5W)

--Look at the difference between the post time and the time stamp of your comment.  The thread was commentstipated for a while.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2011 02:30 PM (BP6Z1)

12 It explains a lot about how he and all his truther zealots get their ideas, as if most of us hadn't figured it out yet.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2011 02:30 PM (AdXKZ)

13 Now we know what Dylan Avery was on while making his "documentary".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 02:31 PM (c0A3e)

14 Fire does melt steel. That is why steel mills are so F'in hot.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:31 PM (SJ6/3)

15 Loose stool!

Posted by: runningrn at January 31, 2011 02:32 PM (ihSHD)

16 Oops, I should have said Korey Rowe.

Although I think Rowe was Avery's supplier.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 02:32 PM (c0A3e)

17 Loose Change

This is your brain on drugs.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2011 02:33 PM (QgmBR)

18 Did he have any thermite on him?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:33 PM (SJ6/3)

19 Is it a coincidence that he was arrested in the same state where the towers were imploded? I think not!!!

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist at January 31, 2011 02:33 PM (DXa7u)

20

Of course, this will just lead to further conspiracy theories. The man set him up.

The Legion of Dynamic Dischord was behind it.

All Hail Dischordia!

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at January 31, 2011 02:34 PM (iWZN8)

21 Blackwater set him up!!!

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist at January 31, 2011 02:35 PM (DXa7u)

22 Rosie O' arrested yet?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 31, 2011 02:35 PM (0GFWk)

23 Cheney, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Cicero at January 31, 2011 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

24 Not particularly germain to the topic, but did any of you think on 9/11 that 10 years down the road we'd have a President with the name of Hussein?  Or did you think that muzzies would be a defacto protected class?  Or that there would be a strong movement underway to put a mosque in the shadow of the towers?  I could go on, but you get the idea...

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 02:36 PM (pQJ1M)

25 My ten-sided Conspiracy Theory Die came up with the Trilateral Commission on this one.

Posted by: Larouchie at January 31, 2011 02:37 PM (BP6Z1)

26 Not particularly germain to the topic, but did any of you think on 9/11 that 10 years down the road we'd have a President with the name of Hussein? Or did you think that muzzies would be a defacto protected class? Or that there would be a strong movement underway to put a mosque in the shadow of the towers? I could go on, but you get the idea... Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 07:36 PM (pQJ1M) No, but we should have

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 31, 2011 02:37 PM (0GFWk)

27

but you get the idea...

Way ahead of you, buddy.

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at January 31, 2011 02:37 PM (iWZN8)

28 25 My ten-sided Conspiracy Theory Die came up with the Trilateral Commission on this one.


yeah right - Bilderbergers  are the shiznit

Posted by: Frank G at January 31, 2011 02:38 PM (4X0aT)

29 Wait till the Bubbalateral commission  gets a hold of him.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:38 PM (SJ6/3)

30 23 Cheney, you magnificent bastard!

Rove must have played a significant part in the set-up.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 02:38 PM (c0A3e)

31 All Hail Dischordia!

We have always been at war with Dischordia!

Posted by: Plateau Plato at January 31, 2011 02:38 PM (H+LJc)

32 It wasn't even good Heroin?

Posted by: Padre Pederastia at January 31, 2011 02:40 PM (iWZN8)

33

--Look at the difference between the post time and the time stamp of your comment.  The thread was commentstipated for a while.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2011 07:30 PM (BP6Z1)

That was just Obama testing his Internets Kill Switch.

Strangely enough, there are robed Islamists smashing the windows of DJ's Feed Store so I'm not sure if Johnstown is about to be overrun by the Muslim Brotherhood or some terrorist types mistook their Tom Tom and took a wrong turn somewhere.

Posted by: ErikW at January 31, 2011 02:40 PM (lw5DA)

34 This is my bitch Korey, hes a movie star.

Posted by: Bubba at January 31, 2011 02:40 PM (SJ6/3)

35 Hey, like they say "Loose smack gets Back!"

Posted by: Barry Sotero, syringe in one hand, Moochelle at January 31, 2011 02:41 PM (ihSHD)

36

@24: "Not particularly germain to the topic, but did any of you think on 9/11 that 10 years down the road we'd have a President with the name of Hussein?  Or did you think that muzzies would be a defacto protected class?  Or that there would be a strong movement underway to put a mosque in the shadow of the towers?  I could go on, but you get the idea..."

Yeah.  Not those exact specifics, but yeah.  The West has terminal vaginitis.  That much was made abundantly clear when we started trying to negotiate with the Taliban to hand over bin Laden et al.

Our only offer should have been that of Denton Van Zan in Reign of Fire: "We can do this easy, or we can do this *real* easy."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 31, 2011 02:41 PM (xy9wk)

37

What I was trying to say (before I prematurely posted before completing my handle)

Loose Smack, gets Back!

Posted by: Barry Sotero, large syringe in one hand, Moochelle's large ass in the other at January 31, 2011 02:42 PM (ihSHD)

38 Korey Rowe is in the Smackoff!

Posted by: Jim Rome at January 31, 2011 02:43 PM (BP6Z1)

39 OT: Isn't Huntsman ineligible to run for President, because he hasn't lived in the US for the past 17 years? He has lived in China since Obama appointed him.

Posted by: Onlooker at January 31, 2011 02:44 PM (0hNjS)

40 Who ya callin' "Chimpy" now, ya drug-addled pimple?

Posted by: George Bush at January 31, 2011 02:44 PM (vbh31)

41

@25: "My ten-sided Conspiracy Theory Die came up with the Trilateral Commission on this one."

Well, in point of fact, 9/11 was a conspiracy.  Unless, of course, 19 Islamic dudes all independently decided that on the same random Tuesday they were each going to hijack an airliner and fly it into a building.  In that case, imagine the surprised conversations that they must have had......

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 31, 2011 02:44 PM (xy9wk)

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2011 02:45 PM (9Pzy7)

43 Limbaugh set him up.

See, Rush was a movie about people getting hooked on heroin.

There you go.

Posted by: Beginning Conspiracy Theorist at January 31, 2011 02:45 PM (BP6Z1)

44 PoppyCock!

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 02:46 PM (+sBB4)

45

This is all Bush's fault.

Posted by: The Q at January 31, 2011 02:47 PM (AXHCj)

46 PoppyCock!

Posted by: Cherry ð at January 31, 2011 07:46 PM (+sBB4)

I prefer Fiddle Faddle, myself. More peanuts.

Posted by: ErikW at January 31, 2011 02:48 PM (lw5DA)

47

Heroin? Really?

Hasn't the guy seen Trainspotting? Yech.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at January 31, 2011 02:48 PM (VHsHL)

48 Dammit to hell.  I read the headline and I'm not sure which of those shit rags is which, but I was really hoping it was the big mouth with the All Pro Spitting Gap. 

Jason Bermas....that's the cocksucker....Don't know how to do the tiny url...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2putdz

This is when the fucker was on debating the Popular Mechanics guys on 'Democracy NOW!!' with Amy bin Ladin/Goodman...

What a fucking jack off.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2011 02:49 PM (azgo2)

49 Korey Rowe is in the Smackoff!

Thirty fuckin' pieces of silver.

Posted by: Trapper in Dana Point at January 31, 2011 02:49 PM (vbh31)

50 Should I open the Champagne?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:49 PM (SJ6/3)

51

Rosie O' arrested yet?

Mainlining Oreo Shakes isn't a crime.

Posted by: Cicero at January 31, 2011 02:49 PM (QKKT0)

52 Ok, some one give me a mini tutorial on the tiny url??? Please.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2011 02:50 PM (azgo2)

53 What was Michael Moore on when he made his crappy film? I refuse to say documentary. Also, has escaped the fat farm? Heard he went awol soon after entering. Still enjoying Jane Hammys twitter tantrums over Bradley Manning. He's being TORTURED!!!1!!!1!!!

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 02:50 PM (Ez4Ql)

54 Sooo, is this Korey Rowe guy Charlie Sheen's dealer? One stop shopping for drugs and nutjob theories.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 02:50 PM (1QRmj)

55 Fire doesn't melt steel and Egypt will be a peace loving democracy under the rule of the MoBros.  I'm officially coining the term MoBros btw.   I think we'll be using it a lot in the near future.

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 02:51 PM (pQJ1M)

56 So?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 31, 2011 02:51 PM (8ay4x)

57 52 What you need to know?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:51 PM (SJ6/3)

58 I'm a concerned christian conservative and a lifelong Republican who voted for Bush, and I am disturbed by the violent rhetoric here.

Posted by: Bob at January 31, 2011 02:52 PM (BP6Z1)

59 "Ok, some one give me a mini tutorial on the tiny url??? Please." I have a little app on my toolbar that converts the url to a tinyurl, copies it to my clip board and then I just paste it.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 02:52 PM (Ez4Ql)

60 Portnoy: Do a search for that type of add-on for the browser you are using.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 02:53 PM (Ez4Ql)

61 55 Fire doesn't melt steel and Egypt will be a peace loving democracy under the rule of the MoBros.  I'm officially coining the term MoBros btw.   I think we'll be using it a lot in the near future.

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 07:51 PM (pQJ1M)

--Keep the magic mushrooms away, or they'll become the Super MoBros.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2011 02:53 PM (BP6Z1)

62 Still enjoying Jane Hammys twitter tantrums over Bradley Manning. He's being TORTURED!!!1!!!1!!!

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 07:50 PM (Ez4Ql)

How? Was his subscription to Cosmo cancelled?

Posted by: ErikW at January 31, 2011 02:54 PM (lw5DA)

63

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 07:52 PM (Ez4Ql)

You rich guys with your trendy hairstyles and special little tinyurl apps.

Posted by: Cicero at January 31, 2011 02:54 PM (QKKT0)

64 OT: Isn't Huntsman ineligible to run for President, because he hasn't lived in the US for the past 17 years? He has lived in China since Obama appointed him.

Posted by: Onlooker at January 31, 2011 07:44 PM (0hNjS)

 

Any US embassy is sovereign American territory.  So he was a resident in the US for those years. 

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (AdXKZ)

65

Portnoy: google tinyurl. Open it. Go back to the web address you wanted to tiny. Copy and paste it into the rectangle at tiny url. Hit the button. It will give you a tinyurl. copy and paste but don't hit return. If you get a nasty message from pixy hit this <> at the top of this box and clean out everything except what you want to appear.

 

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (0Hp4r)

66 I have a link to Tiny Url on my Bookmarks tool bar. Shorten your Url, type something in AoSHQ  box, highlight click the chain, insert apply, ok.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (SJ6/3)

67 52 Ok, some one give me a mini tutorial on the tiny url??? Please.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2011 07:50 PM (azgo2)

 go to tinyurl.com/create and click redirect and it'll give you the window to insert your nontiny.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (HBqDo)

68 Was it him or Avery that was on the radio snickering with that AAR/Pacifica fuck about how no one could hijack an airliner with box cutters because they were just too puny as weapons?  Either way, I hope there's one pressed against his throat the first time he gives forced oral.

Posted by: kev at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (u522y)

69 Aren't troofers really just a subset of heroin users anyway?

Posted by: Andy at January 31, 2011 02:55 PM (veZ9n)

70 >>What was Michael Moore on when he made his crappy film? I refuse to say documentary. Twinkies dipped in lard. When your belt size is larger than your IQ its best not to lecture others about health care.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2011 02:56 PM (TMB3S)

71 Heroin? Really?

I'm just being retro.  Like, I'm being a junkie, but I'm doing it ironically, bro.

Posted by: Korey Rowe at January 31, 2011 02:56 PM (XyoGP)

72

Korey Rowe is in the Smackoff!

Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam.

 

Posted by: Vincent Vega at January 31, 2011 02:56 PM (iWZN8)

73 All of you people have tiny urls.  I have big ones.

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 02:57 PM (+sBB4)

74 If you are using Chrome the app they have is even easier to use. Of course, Ace's blog doesn't support Chrome and you lose all the other features.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 02:58 PM (Ez4Ql)

75 Dude should have stuck to acid.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 02:58 PM (Di3Im)

76

3.14159 is not exactly big.

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 02:58 PM (0Hp4r)

77 Newest lib talking point making its way around the Intertubes: The Republican Party is owned by the Koch Bros. because of this

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 02:58 PM (sZ+lP)

78

 go to tinyurl.com/create and click redirect and it'll give you the window to insert your nontiny.


This tip can also come in handy on slow weekend nights.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (HBqDo)

79 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751 is massive

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (+sBB4)

80

77 You need to put a "scary ugly" warning on that link.

Maybe this is where JEA gets his info.

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (0Hp4r)

81 Why haven't any of these genious troofers volunteered to go sit atop a 50 story steel stucture while thousands of gallons of jet fuel is ignited below the ground level supporting steel members?   Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (pQJ1M)

82 Make sure to use drop down for http and then backspace it out of other box.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (SJ6/3)

83 I can get bigger if you want.

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 03:00 PM (+sBB4)

84

OT

Is it just me and my 2 computers, or is anyone else having to wait a coon's age for AoS to load?

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:01 PM (JxMqJ)

85 I was hoping Ace would do a post on Jane Hamsher and the Marines, but he refuses. She and Gleenwald are real tools.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 03:01 PM (Ez4Ql)

86 "yeah right - Bilderbergers  are the shiznit"

Says you.

Posted by: The Jesuits at January 31, 2011 03:01 PM (N//pm)

87 I'm a concerned christian conservative and a lifelong Republican who voted for Bush, and I am disturbed by the violent rhetoric here. Posted by: Bob at January 31, 2011 07:52 PM (BP6Z1) Then get your gun and do something about it?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 31, 2011 03:01 PM (0GFWk)

88 55 Fire doesn't melt steel and Egypt will be a peace loving democracy under the rule of the MoBrosTM.  I'm officially coining the term MoBrosTM btw.   I think we'll be using it a lot in the near future.

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 07:51 PM (pQJ1M)

There.... got ya covered...

Posted by: AoS Not a Lawyer, but I slept with one at a Holiday Inn once team at January 31, 2011 03:01 PM (AdK6a)

89 Ace is loading OK but YouTube is totally F^%$#ed today.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:02 PM (SJ6/3)

90 http://tinyurl.com/4rh84by

Test!!!

Posted by: bcoggeshall@comcast.net at January 31, 2011 03:03 PM (azgo2)

91 81 Why haven't any of these genious troofers volunteered to go sit atop a 50 story steel stucture while thousands of gallons of jet fuel is ignited below the ground level supporting steel members?   Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 08:00 PM (pQJ1M)

/singing...

Dhanka shane... my lil Dhanka Shane...

Posted by: Ferris at January 31, 2011 03:03 PM (AdK6a)

92 Shit!!

Posted by: bcoggeshall@comcast.net at January 31, 2011 03:03 PM (azgo2)

93 OT: Have you seen the new PETA ad - girls doing things with veggies

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 03:03 PM (+sBB4)

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:04 PM (SJ6/3)

95 What a fucking AWESOME day.

Gonna go drink and exhaust the nearest member of the male species.

Posted by: Filly at January 31, 2011 03:04 PM (FCI7l)

96 Your GIF no worky.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:04 PM (SJ6/3)

97

@90

Test fail.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:04 PM (JxMqJ)

98 88 55 Fire doesn't melt steel and Egypt will be a peace loving democracy under the rule of the MoBrosTM.  I'm officially coining the term MoBrosTM btw.   I think we'll be using it a lot in the near future.

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 07:51 PM (pQJ1M)

There.... got ya covered...

Thnx Buddy!  As a lawyer, what percentage do you take for royality infringement lawsuits?  Just wondering....we might be able to do some business here.  :-)

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:05 PM (pQJ1M)

99 I'm making my own conspiracy documentary about where the the guys' fucking shirts disappeared to. I'm calling it Loose Shit.

Posted by: Paul Fuckin' Anka at January 31, 2011 03:05 PM (IoUF1)

Posted by: bcoggeshall@comcast.net at January 31, 2011 03:06 PM (azgo2)

101 OT: Why do I need a Man Date?

Posted by: Cherry π at January 31, 2011 03:06 PM (+sBB4)

102 SuckSess!!!

Posted by: bcoggeshall@comcast.net at January 31, 2011 03:06 PM (azgo2)

103 Highlight word at AoS. Click chain, insert tinyurl in box. Put http in drop down. erase it from other box insert apply ok.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:07 PM (SJ6/3)

104 100 http://tinyurl.com/4rh84by

Test Mk 2 Mod 1

Posted by: bcoggeshall@comcast.net at January 31, 2011 08:06 PM (azgo2)


With great power comes great responsibility.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at January 31, 2011 03:07 PM (9Pzy7)

105 I never got the "fire can't melt steel stoopid. Did the retards thing we grew I-beams and Channel iron whole on a farm somewhere?

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:08 PM (JxMqJ)

106

Dhanka shane... my lil Dhanka Shane...

German fail, Ferris.

Posted by: Cicero at January 31, 2011 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

107 80 77 You need to put a "scary ugly" warning on that link.

Maybe this is where JEA gets his info.


I'll remember an eye bleach warning next time. Anyhow, the loony libs have been reposting the story and writing comments RE the same on a whole bunch of congressional FB pp and things, especially Cantor's. Apparently HuffPo has been strongly pushing the story.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:08 PM (sZ+lP)

108

Is it just me and my 2 computers, or is anyone else having to wait a coon's age for AoS to load?

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 08:01 PM (JxMqJ)

 

Raaaaaacccciiiiissssttttt!!!!! 

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2011 03:08 PM (AdXKZ)

109 98 88 55 Fire doesn't melt steel and Egypt will be a peace loving democracy under the rule of the MoBrosTM.  I'm officially coining the term MoBrosTM btw.   I think we'll be using it a lot in the near future.

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 07:51 PM (pQJ1M)

There.... got ya covered...

Thnx Buddy!  As a lawyer, what percentage do you take for royality infringement lawsuits?  Just wondering....we might be able to do some business here.  :-)

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 08:05 PM (pQJ1M)

Uh, /points to name

Posted by: AoS Not a Lawyer, but I slept with one at a Holiday Inn once team at January 31, 2011 08:01 PM (AdK6a)

Posted by: Sock Failure at January 31, 2011 03:08 PM (AdK6a)

110 What sort of varmint is that?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:09 PM (SJ6/3)

111 Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 08:07 PM (SJ6/3)

Or just use html. It's easier than the linky-button.

Posted by: Paul Fuckin' Anka at January 31, 2011 03:09 PM (IoUF1)

112 #111 fuckin sock

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 31, 2011 03:09 PM (IoUF1)

113


With great power comes great responsibility.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at January 31, 2011 08:07 PM (9Pzy7)


And with great powder comes great irresponsibility!

Posted by: Korey Rowe at January 31, 2011 03:10 PM (9Pzy7)

114 Whats a html?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:10 PM (SJ6/3)

115 106

Dhanka shane... my lil Dhanka Shane...

German fail, Ferris.

Posted by: Cicero at January 31, 2011 08:08 PM (QKKT0)

What do you expect.... I'm.... sick... a lot.... missed all those German classes.

Posted by: Ferris at January 31, 2011 03:10 PM (AdK6a)

116 89 Ace is loading OK but YouTube is totally F^%$#ed today.

It's streaming better right now.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:11 PM (sZ+lP)

117

Uh, /points to name

Posted by: AoS Not a Lawyer, but I slept with one at a Holiday Inn once team at January 31, 2011 08:01 PM (AdK6a)

My bad...but maybe you still have his/her number?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:11 PM (pQJ1M)

118 Jesus Christ please delete that shit!!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2011 03:12 PM (azgo2)

119 we grew I-beams and Channel iron whole on a farm somewhere

No.  We find them in steel mines, duh.

Posted by: rosie o'donnell at January 31, 2011 03:12 PM (XyoGP)

120 90 A groundhog?

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:12 PM (0Hp4r)

121 114 Whats a html?
Heat Turns Metal Liquid

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:13 PM (pQJ1M)

122 YouTube still slow for me.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:13 PM (SJ6/3)

123 'Coon is short for Racoon, you friggin' Yankees.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:14 PM (JxMqJ)

124 Miss80s, do they not recognize the irony that George Soros sponsored groups are protesting "richness" or something?

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:14 PM (0Hp4r)

125 How does posting html work?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:14 PM (SJ6/3)

126 118 Jesus Christ please delete that shit!!!!

Can you delete the brain matter storing that visual information?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 03:14 PM (c0A3e)

127 I never heard of this documentary.  Who is this guy?

Posted by: curious at January 31, 2011 03:15 PM (p302b)

128 Fire cant melt steel.  except fer welding and stuff.

Posted by: Rosie ODumbass at January 31, 2011 03:15 PM (0fzsA)

129 Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 08:10 PM (SJ6/3)

HTML linky code

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 31, 2011 03:15 PM (IoUF1)

130 Opossum is long for possum too. Just sayin'

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:15 PM (0Hp4r)

131 OT:  Massive hot air being expelled in Sacramento.

Oh wait, it's our new governor, Jerry Brown giving the State of the State speech.

I'll sum it up it two words:  We're Fucked.

Thank you and goodnight.

Posted by: mpfs at January 31, 2011 03:16 PM (3TjSM)

132 oh and that creepy skinny terminator in terminator II.

Posted by: Rosie ODumbass at January 31, 2011 03:16 PM (0fzsA)

133 Kind of a good day today.

Posted by: Lemon at January 31, 2011 03:16 PM (0fzsA)

134 24 Not particularly germain to the topic, but did any of you think on 9/11 that 10 years down the road we'd have a President with the name of Hussein?  Or did you think that muzzies would be a defacto protected class?  Or that there would be a strong movement underway to put a mosque in the shadow of the towers?  I could go on, but you get the idea...


I feel ya, brah.  Or did you ever think that after the sodomite-drive plague of AIDS in 1980s & '90s courts would be imposing ghey marriage?  Or that a draft-dodging douche-bag southern governor would defeat a WWII naval-aviator hero president who had just won a war in the Middle East?  Or that said governor, who had a reputation for womanizing, would, you know, get caught womanizing in the White House?  Or that the Senate would, in the face of clear evidence, fail to convict him in his impeachment trial?

Or, or, or  . . . I could go on.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at January 31, 2011 03:16 PM (H6hv9)

135 >>I never got the "fire can't melt steel stoopid. Did the retards thing we grew I-beams and Channel iron whole on a farm somewhere? Many of these people are the same deep thinkers that believed we were going to freeze to death in the '80s, they cook to death in the '90s and now insist that we are either going to freeze and cook at the same time because of SUVs. The more educated some people get the dumber they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2011 03:17 PM (TMB3S)

136 YouTube still slow for me.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 08:13 PM (SJ6/3)

 

This deserves an off-color retort, but, to save me, I can't think of one.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2011 03:17 PM (AdXKZ)

137

Or that a boy raised by a crazy communist mother and a crazy communist fuck grandfather would try to illegally install communist health care?

Never saw it coming

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:18 PM (0Hp4r)

138 I cannot believe nobody said this yet:

Jared Loughner hardest hit.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 31, 2011 03:18 PM (T0NGe)

139 106

Dhanka shane... my lil Dhanka Shane...

German fail, Ferris.


It wasn't German, Arschloch.  It was Austrian.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at January 31, 2011 03:20 PM (H6hv9)

140 124 Miss80s, do they not recognize the irony that George Soros sponsored groups are protesting "richness" or something?


Apparently the chief complaint from the protestors was this (via Yahoo!): "The activists were angry about the Supreme Court case Citizens United, which allows ends limits on the amount of issue advertising companies can fund."

Moreover:

"Charles and David Koch were recently the subjects of a long New Yorker profile by Jane Meyer detailing their extensive political fundraising, dubbed in liberal circles the 'Kochtopus.'  The Kochs have fought laws to limit greenhouse gases, President Obama's health care overhaul, and Tea Party rallies. Their retreat was focused on cutting the federal deficit and other economic issues. Meanwhile, a protester told the times that 'we cannot have democracy unless everyone has a voice,' a protester told the Times. The Kochs, and other corporate political donors, are drowning out regular voters, she said, because 'their voices are louder.' Whether you agree with her, and her methods, seems to have a lot to do with political affiliation."



So, I'm guessing it would all be perfectly fine if they were helping Obama. But, Heaven forbid a businessman support the Cato Institute!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:20 PM (sZ+lP)

141 Anybody asking Obama, "Why the intelligence failure, dude?"

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:21 PM (0Hp4r)

142 I'll sum it up it two words:  We're Fucked.

At least you see this boning coming, friend.

And remember that in the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 03:21 PM (c0A3e)

143 'Coon is short for Racoon, you friggin' Yankees.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 08:14 PM (JxMqJ)

SHOOT BLUE!

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:22 PM (Di3Im)

144 125 How does posting html work?

Try this page.
http://tinyurl.com/4svssvz

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2011 03:24 PM (HBqDo)

145 Does this html thingy make free web pages then?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:25 PM (SJ6/3)

146 I find it funny that Chucky Johnhole posted about Capt. America comics on his pathetic excuse for a blog today but not a fucking word about the Judge ruling Zerocare unconstitutional. Reminds me of the MFM. What a slimy sleezy shit stain that rodent is.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:26 PM (JxMqJ)

147 114 Whats a html?

a hot meal. Try a Cleveland Steamer. It's today's special

Posted by: Frank G at January 31, 2011 03:26 PM (4X0aT)

148 PoppyCock!

Posted by: Cherry ð at January 31, 2011 07:46 PM (+sBB4)

What is, "What did Barbara Bush eat on her wedding night?"

I'll take "Presidential Penises" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:26 PM (Di3Im)

149 "What was Michael Moore on when he made his crappy film? I refuse to say documentary. Also, has escaped the fat farm? Heard he went awol soon after entering. " Michael Moore's problem isn't just his weight. He's a slob. There are overweight people who wear decent clothes, wash their hair, get haircuts, and shave. Maybe it seems superficial, but it's hard to take a person like that seriously. If he's too lazy to do basic life skills, are we supposed to believe that he bothers with actually bothering to inform himself?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 03:26 PM (1QRmj)

150 I find it funny that Chucky Johnhole posted about Capt. America comics on his pathetic excuse for a blog today but not a fucking word about the Judge ruling Zerocare unconstitutional. Reminds me of the MFM. What a slimy sleezy shit stain that rodent is.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 08:26 PM (JxMqJ)

You have to learn how to quit him.  What he does on his pathetic excuse for a blog is of interest only to his tiny Circle Jerk of the Elect.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:27 PM (Di3Im)

151 @77 buried the lede a bit - the real news is that Greenpeace has a blimp.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2011 03:28 PM (cd11S)

152 yeah right - Bilderbergers  are the shiznit

Posted by: Frank G at January 31, 2011 07:38 PM (4X0aT)

Is Bilderberger's like Fuddrucker's?

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:29 PM (Di3Im)

153 Mission Accomplished, Sarah Palin.

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at January 31, 2011 03:29 PM (GTbGH)

154 My FuddRucker's closed.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 03:29 PM (SJ6/3)

155 Even when Obama is kicked out of office, he'll always be an ex-potus and we'll still have to hear about him and told we are racist for not voting for him - for the next 50-60 years.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 03:30 PM (Ez4Ql)

156 145 Does this html thingy make free web pages then?
Free?  Does the Commerce Clause cover this?  Shall it now be mandated that everyone have their own personal web pages or face a fine?  What about server drive space?  Will all partitions be created equal?  Shall those with larger drive volumes give up space to those less fortunate?  What say you, Bill Gates?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:30 PM (pQJ1M)

157 145 Does this html thingy make free web pages then?
Free?  Does the Commerce Clause cover this?  Shall it now be mandated that everyone have their own personal web pages or face a fine?  What about server drive space?  Will all partitions be created equal?  Shall those with larger drive volumes give up space to those less fortunate?  What say you, Bill Gates?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:30 PM (pQJ1M)

158 Carless Jonzon must figure if he can ignore the judge's ruling long enough, maybe the Liberal Litigation Fairy Godmother will make it go away.

Posted by: sifty at January 31, 2011 03:31 PM (z5j8j)

159 Nothing wrong with doing some smack now and then.

Posted by: Jim Rome at January 31, 2011 03:31 PM (9Pzy7)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:31 PM (sZ+lP)

161

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 08:27 PM (Di3Im)

I just like to ridicule and make fun of them. It pisses them off no end, you see, they are rejected by the right, and disrespected by the left, they are alone and isolated, as they should be.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:31 PM (JxMqJ)

162 #149  There are overweight people who wear decent clothes, wash their hair, get haircuts, and shave.

Such as the suave Chris Christie. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 03:32 PM (c0A3e)

163 155 Even when Obama is kicked out of office, he'll always be an ex-potus and we'll still have to hear about him and told we are racist for not voting for him - for the next 50-60 years.

Posted by: moi at January 31, 2011 08:30 PM (Ez4Ql)

Yeah, I can live with that.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:32 PM (JxMqJ)

164 I mighta mentioned this in another thread, but since Kratos is bringing up the chaos again... Glenn Beck was doing a thing a few weeks ago, sort of wargaming out the end of Western Civ, and how it could happen in 15 days. The key was a triggering event that throws the world financial markets into turmoil. He kinda sorta posited that it would be China going off the dollar, or refusing to buy US bonds or some such, but said that it was just supposition - could be anything. So I am thinking that Egypt can be that trigger -either by going the way of the mullahs, or this spreading to oil producing nation and the spigot turning off or oil just hitting $200 a bbl or so.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 03:33 PM (aU7Ox)

165

I just like to ridicule and make fun of them. It pisses them off no end, you see, they are rejected by the right, and disrespected by the left, they are alone and isolated, as they should be.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 08:31 PM (JxMqJ)

They're kind of like the Shakers: they can't breed new members and they're just waiting for their inevitable extinction.  But the main difference is the Shakers made themselves useful by making furniture, whereas the Johnson-suckers don't do anything socially valuable.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:34 PM (Di3Im)

166
Completely OT but put me some freakin' knowledge here!

Bear in mind I didn't really get CDO's until Monty explained shit to me in the comments section of a morning thread, with a used guitars analogy back when he was just a Moron.  I don't even play guitar!

Okay, here goes...

I don't understand why Shep Smith reported Oil futures going up, immediately processed by the DJIA.

What the fuck does the one have to do with the other?

I have long been under the impression (contra Bill O'Reilly and his war on "speculators") that there is a good reason to have a commodities market.

If I am a Baker or the Head of an Airline, I know that I'm going to need at least one bag of flour, or one barrel of oil, every day to service my customers.

I'm a fucking Baker, for Pete's sake!  Why should I have too keep up on crop conditions on every little farm in Bum Fuck Kansas?

Here's the deal.

I, as a Baker, will contract with you, the Farmer, to buy 365 bags of flour @ 50 cents per, to get me through the next year of making delicious pastries every day, all year long.

Produced more than 365 bags of flour that you are selling @ 10 cents per, on the roadside?

Well, tough titty for me, I guess but I'm still going to pay you @ 50 cents per, just so long as I get my bag delivered, on time, and at the price we agreed apon.

Ooopsie!

You say you have weevils, locusts and drought all at the same time?

People are rioting near the Farmer,s Markets of Wichita and offering to pay @80 per for a cup-full of flour?

Tough titty.

We agreed that I would pay you @50 cents per bag.  Every day.  For the whole fucking  year.

That's why they are called futures.

I need that stability, if I'm going to operate my little pastry shoppe!

As to how I came up with the "@50 cents per" figure?

I didn't.

The commodities market did.

Way too busy designing ways to combine chocolate and chili peppers on a cupcake frosting for my customers in Chicago, to pay attention to the Ag Reports in fucking Kansas or Iowa or wherever the hell you are from.

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 03:34 PM (Jb3+B)

167 142 I'll sum it up it two words:  We're Fucked.

At least you see this boning coming, friend.

And remember that in the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 08:21 PM (c0A3e)

And for somthing REALLY SCARY??? I'm moving back to Califonia to take care of my 83 year old Mother in about 3 weeks... just sold the house here in Denver...

Couldn't blast her out of Atwater Calif with dynamite..... we tried.... dang it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2011 03:34 PM (AdK6a)

168 147 114 Whats a html?

a hot meal. Try a Cleveland Steamer. It's today's special

I got a Sanchez mustache for you, free today only.

Posted by: Geraldo at January 31, 2011 03:35 PM (JpFM9)

169 John Goodman looked good as a big man, though he has slimmed down.

John Candy always dressed well.

Barry White was rockin it.

Michael Moore is just so ugly on the inside that he can't help but look like a troll.


Posted by: sifty at January 31, 2011 03:35 PM (z5j8j)

170 @148 - Funny!! But wrong. Very wrong. Denounce yourself.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 03:36 PM (aU7Ox)

171
What a fucking AWESOME day.

Gonna go drink and exhaust the nearest member of the male species.



How YOU doin'?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2011 03:38 PM (TAjuH)

172 "Why haven't any of these genious troofers volunteered to go sit atop a 50 story steel stucture while thousands of gallons of jet fuel is ignited below the ground level supporting steel members?" Well, for that matter, how the hell do these geniuses think that things made out of metal get shaped? I grew up watching ferriers shoe horses. Metal doesn't come out of the ground shaped like horseshoes, girders, tools, or whatever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 03:38 PM (1QRmj)

173 My FuddRucker's closed.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 31, 2011 08:29 PM (SJ6/3)

My condolences.

Ours are still going strong.  Plus we have The Counter, and now a new one I haven't tried yet called The Habit.

But I still haven't seen a Bilderberger.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:38 PM (Di3Im)

174

Michael Moore is just so ugly on the inside that he can't help but look like a troll.

He is ugly to the bone on the outside as well.  Fat or no fat.  He's fugly.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 03:39 PM (A0VTZ)

175 I see, now. California is purchasing boning futures. That way they don't get any  surprizes on their future.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:39 PM (JxMqJ)

176 first Olbermann gets fired and now this??????? Conspiracy I says

Posted by: 15 minutes of fame at January 31, 2011 03:40 PM (UsVW0)

177 But wrong. Very wrong. Denounce yourself.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 08:36 PM (aU7Ox)

No, I'm pretty sure it was PoppyCock she was eating on her wedding night.

Now, all those nights when Poppy was on deployment flying over the Pacific, I can't be sure what her diet included.

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 03:40 PM (Di3Im)

178 SHOOT THE MOON, LIZARD MAN!

Posted by: Sgt. Stedanko at January 31, 2011 03:40 PM (QtEH+)

179 We cannot have democracy unless everyone has a voice so it's time for the Koch brothers to Shut The Fuck Up!!!!!!!

Posted by: libtard idjit protestor at January 31, 2011 03:40 PM (pqsMB)

180 maddog, sometimes when that happens to me, I find out that netflix has opened in a separate window, slows my regular window down, so I close it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 03:40 PM (1QRmj)

181

164 So I am thinking that Egypt can be that trigger -either by going the way of the mullahs, or this spreading to oil producing nation and the spigot turning off or oil just hitting $200 a bbl or so.

Interesting and scary speculation.  What if the MoBros take over all middle eastern oil producing nations?  What if the next MoBros target is the Saudi Kingdom?

Posted by: havedash at January 31, 2011 03:41 PM (pQJ1M)

182
Best argument against the troofers? This douchebag is actually alive to get arrested for selling smack.

As if a murderous government that thinks nothing of slaughtering 3000 of its own citizens by blowing up a bunch of buildings in NY and DC would balk at "disappearing" a few minimum wage miscreants with cheap video cameras and some off-the-shelf editing software.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2011 03:42 PM (TAjuH)

183

Metal doesn't come out of the ground shaped like horseshoes, girders, tools, or whatever.

 

Wait. What?

Posted by: Federal Stimulus Small Farm Grant Recipient at January 31, 2011 03:42 PM (QKKT0)

184 O/T, does anyone subscribe to Stratfor's web site? 

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 03:44 PM (c1oyg)

185 White House misses deadline on Fannie & Freddie report

Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R., Texas), who chairs the House Republican Conference, said in a statement that the White House’s failure to meet the deadline made it “crystal clear that the President is not serious about reforming Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.”

“The Obama Administration’s repeated inability to propose a plan to reform Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac calls into question their commitment to taxpayer protection and their ability to effectively govern on this issue,” Hensarling added. “After more than $150 billion in Fannie and Freddie bailouts, we can no longer afford to allow the Administration to kick the can down the road.”


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:45 PM (sZ+lP)

186
Well, for that matter, how the hell do these geniuses think that things made out of metal get shaped? I grew up watching ferriers shoe horses. Metal doesn't come out of the ground shaped like horseshoes, girders, tools, or whatever.



Why not? Liberals seem to think that money grows on trees, why should metal be any different?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2011 03:45 PM (TAjuH)

187 " I was hoping Ace would do a post on Jane Hamsher and the Marines" So, what's wrong with Jane Hamsher that she minds being "detained" by marines? Okay, I'd better put down the margaritas.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 03:46 PM (1QRmj)

188 I don't suppose anyone here is up to speed on John Deere hydraulics? I need some advice on shimming and lapping crossover valves and BTW anyone know where I can get a pair of worn rock shafts refurbished?

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:47 PM (JxMqJ)

189 Oh.  Also?

Those guys on the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade?

This luscious 17 year old was totally turned off of getting a Big Mac during lunch-time in Northwest train station.

You guys are not only obnoxious but you smell bad too.

Funny coats can't hide the stench of fear and desperation.


Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 03:48 PM (Jb3+B)

190 Michael Moore tweeted all weekend in support of the egyptian rioters. Just sayin'

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:49 PM (0Hp4r)

191 havedash - my concern is that this uprising is not ROI on US blood and treasure in Iraq, but rather AQ (which is essentially an outgrowth of MB, and since Zawahiri is the head of AQ (presuming that UBL is dead) there isn't that much difference between them - that the uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt and perhaps Yemen and Jordan are a new offensive signalled by the bombing of the airport in Russia. AQ hates the secular fascist governments of the Muslim world, and that the US supports them is among the top reasons they hate us - ranks ahead of Israel as a gripe. To them taking on those governments is the "near enemy." It is very hard to see what exactly is going on. It could all blow over like, say, Lebanon, or it could rapidly go way out of control. Interesting times.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 03:52 PM (aU7Ox)

192

190 Michael Moore tweeted all weekend

Man, he would make one big, fat, greasy, smelly sparrow.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:52 PM (JxMqJ)

193 For anyone who uses Facebook, Allen West just wrote an excellent recap of the week. Best parts are about the SOTU.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 03:52 PM (sZ+lP)

194

We need to be building refineries. In a hurry. And nuclear power plants. And get those rigs back from Brazil.

But that's not the plan, is it Barky?

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 03:53 PM (0Hp4r)

195 deety I asked this before but, umm, Dejah Thoris?

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 03:54 PM (aU7Ox)

196 188 I don't suppose anyone here is up to speed on John Deere hydraulics? I need some advice on shimming and lapping crossover valves and BTW anyone know where I can get a pair of worn rock shafts refurbished?   No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

Posted by: MoBros Black Market and Flying Carpet Emporium at January 31, 2011 03:55 PM (pQJ1M)

197

I don't understand why Shep Smith reported Oil futures going up, immediately processed by the DJIA.

What the fuck does the one have to do with the other?

Deety,

The DJIA in itself is a futures market, when you buy a stock you are betting that in the future that stock will be worth more than you paid for it. If oil futures go up dramatically it has an effect on the economy as a whole so the stock you bought might be worth less in the future than it is today because of oil prices.

 



Posted by: robtr at January 31, 2011 03:55 PM (hVDig)

198 >>Interesting and scary speculation. What if the MoBros take over all middle eastern oil producing nations? What if the next MoBros target is the Saudi Kingdom?>> Yeah, it'd be nice if we had something here in the states that we could use...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 31, 2011 03:55 PM (vXwmy)

199

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 08:40 PM (1QRmj)

I think in my case it is due to Ace's success at selling advertising. I think that is what is slowing down the site loading. I can't really gripe about it. A man has to make ends meet.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:57 PM (JxMqJ)

200 the whole ME is going to turn into iran imho.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 31, 2011 03:58 PM (vXwmy)

201 Troofer selling smack? Cool.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 03:59 PM (aU7Ox)

202

No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

No thanks. I saw The Mummy. Those scarabs look like a pain in the ass, and everywhere else for that matter.

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 03:59 PM (JxMqJ)

203 Miss80'sBaby Thank you for the link to students explaining Obama's spending freeze. Gives me hope for the youth of today, there are some smart ones out there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 04:00 PM (1QRmj)

204 Howdy homies!  What're we drinking? 

Is this an open thread?  I have nothing to contribute to a smack thread. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 31, 2011 04:03 PM (pW2o8)

205 O/T:  I literally turned beck off.  He was in his virtual classroom and doing the "what if's" of the Egypt situation and talking about caliphates and stuff and scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: curious at January 31, 2011 04:04 PM (p302b)

206 202

No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

No thanks. I saw The Mummy. Those scarabs look like a pain in the ass, and everywhere else for that matter.

That's why we sell only to infidel...they keeeel you!

Posted by: MoBros Black Market and Flying Carpet Emporium at January 31, 2011 04:04 PM (pQJ1M)

207 No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

Posted by: MoBros Black Market and Flying Carpet Emporium at January 31, 2011 08:55 PM (pQJ1M)

I'll take a scarab or two.  Are they the ones the heroin came into the states on?

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 31, 2011 04:05 PM (N49h9)

208 I grew up watching ferriers shoe horses. Metal doesn't come out of the ground shaped like horseshoes, girders, tools, or whatever.

Yeah, farriers are just freakin' craftsmen, aren't they?

Gets constantly eclipsed by their "beside manner" though.

I know that a horse's hoof is just an overgrown toenail and that they need shoes on their pretty little feetsies but I am always amazed that the farrier doesn't get the shit kicked out of him every time he starts driving nails into a hoof.

Fucking, amazing. 

Farrier would come every 3 months and set up a little smithy out in the yard...

Though, in my stable, we were trained, fairly specifically to handle and inspect all of our horses hooves as a day to day routine.




Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 04:07 PM (Jb3+B)

209 Well, for that matter, how the hell do these geniuses think that things made out of metal get shaped? I grew up watching ferriers shoe horses. Metal doesn't come out of the ground shaped like horseshoes, girders, tools, or whatever. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 08:38 PM

That's what they want you to think !!11!!!!

Posted by: Dylan Avery at January 31, 2011 04:07 PM (vdfwz)

210 I am weirded out by the response to the events in Egypt - on the left they have gone totally neocon, saying that this is going to be a wave of Democracy brought about by the One's very existence. On the right, everyone is like "This is Iran all over again why can't people see it?" But lots of people are seeing it. I am surprised that Beck didn't tie it to his 15 days to doom thing. He's all into the caliphate but I don't think that radical Islam has it in it to take over all of the Middle East.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:08 PM (aU7Ox)

211 I literally turned beck off.  He was in his virtual classroom and doing the "what if's" of the Egypt situation and talking about caliphates and stuff and scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: curious at January 31, 2011 09:04 PM (p302b)

Beck's getting a bit too isolationist in his assessment of the Egypt situation.  He thinks the US can be Switzerland.

Beck is an excellent thinker, but he's just way off on this.  What he should be talking about is how the whole world loved Sadat as some sort of saint but now all the same people hate Mubarak, when there's not a bit of difference between them.  Mubarak was good because he extended what Sadat was doing and kept continuity.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 31, 2011 04:09 PM (N49h9)

212 not going to read all the comments as I am at work, but : Who? and should I care ?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 31, 2011 04:09 PM (08Pe8)

213 O/T:  I literally turned beck off.  He was in his virtual classroom and doing the "what if's" of the Egypt situation and talking about caliphates and stuff and scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: curious at January 31, 2011 09:04 PM (p302b)

BTW, Beck's ratings 12 months ago?  approx. 900k.  Now?  375k

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:11 PM (c1oyg)

214 203 ...Thank you for the link to students explaining Obama's spending freeze. Gives me hope for the youth of today, there are some smart ones out there.

You're welcome; it was an interesting demonstration. I also think many of the youth of today have great capability, but the lack of challenge in today's curricula, etc., keeps their ability at a basic level. In other words, they could absorb and do so much more if given the chance and if self-learning was promoted in the schools. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:12 PM (sZ+lP)

215 213 People don't want to tune in to be depressed.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:12 PM (XVPH+)

216 Korey was set up!!11!!!11!!!

He was doing a documentary on how stoopid the tebaggrz are, and to prove it he filled a big of powdered sugar and thought he was selling it to a stoopid t-baggr!

Sarah Palin's evil operatives switched the fake heroin with the REAL stuff from Bristol's purse, and videoed him being arrested by fake cops hired by the Palins !!11!!

Posted by: Dylan Avery at January 31, 2011 04:12 PM (vdfwz)

217 Err, iknowtheleft, the fuckers that shot Sadat didn't love him. You know who was in on that? Ayman al Zawahiri. Sounds familiar, right?

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:12 PM (aU7Ox)

218 "Michael Moore tweeted all weekend in support of the egyptian rioters. Just sayin'" Well, that gives me a great idea. We airlift Michael Moore to Egypt and drop him down in the middle of a bunch of rioting, members of the RELIGION OF PEACE. Oh, wait, he'd be safe, muzzies don't eat pork. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 04:14 PM (1QRmj)

219 207 No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

Posted by: MoBros Black Market and Flying Carpet Emporium at January 31, 2011 08:55 PM (pQJ1M)

I'll take a scarab or two.  Are they the ones the heroin came into the states on?

No, crack adicted infidel!  Those were not fine Egyptian blue gold scarabs.  You are thinking about those Saudi dung beetles!   May Alah's largest camel make successful amorous advances toward you for such a mistake!  (I'm jealous)

Posted by: MoBros Black Market and Flying Carpet Emporium at January 31, 2011 04:14 PM (pQJ1M)

220 BTW, Beck's ratings 12 months ago?  approx. 900k.  Now?  375k

42% of his original audience from 12 months ago.  Impressive decline there. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 04:14 PM (c0A3e)

221
Ann Coulter on Hannity wearing her tit mirror!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at January 31, 2011 04:15 PM (ZHsNw)

222 Loose Smack: Loose Change "Documentarian" Arrested For Sale of Heroin

Stupid is as stupid does

Posted by: Forrest Gump at January 31, 2011 04:16 PM (vdfwz)

223 screw this.  i cant make a tiny url because AoS says even the tiny is too long.

Posted by: tinymoronettetriestinyurl at January 31, 2011 04:16 PM (HqFeB)

224 O/T:  Wait, my friend just told me that Jimmy Carter came out and said this was very dangerous or something.  Is he trying to step away from this too?

Posted by: curious at January 31, 2011 04:16 PM (p302b)

225 Fucking junkies. Potheads set fire to the house adjoining mine last year. When I was a little kid, there was some show on TV--maybe Starsky and Hutch--in which some dealer was cutting his junk with rat poison and false-flagging it as his competition's product. I remember wondering why in the hell somebody would piss taxpayer dollars down the drain to send cops to save junkies whose entire subhuman existence is nothing more than a waste of my oxygen. The rat poison seemed to be solving the problem satisfactorily. Nearly forty years later, my original sentiment now goes double.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 31, 2011 04:17 PM (Pzf4N)

226 deety I asked this before but, umm, Dejah Thoris?

Uhm yeah, but more by way of Uncle Robert.

Sorry. 

I don't really like reading Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Even though I named myself after one of his heroines.

Go figure...




Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 04:17 PM (Jb3+B)

Posted by: Gran at January 31, 2011 04:17 PM (kmmbv)

228 Err, iknowtheleft, the fuckers that shot Sadat didn't love him.

You know who was in on that? Ayman al Zawahiri. Sounds familiar, right?

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 09:12 PM (aU7Ox)

I'm well aware of that.  It has nothing to do with my comment.  Mubarak is no different from Sadat, which is what made him good. Mubarak has also been rabidly anti-islamist, extending much of what Sadat did.  The gang that offed Sadat got together in prison during one of Sadat's many round-ups of muslim brotherhood fans and other assorted islamists, just as Mubarak continued (but with a bit more vigor, seeing as they got to Sadat).

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 31, 2011 04:18 PM (N49h9)

229 BTW, Beck's ratings 12 months ago?  approx. 900k.  Now?  375k

42% of his original audience from 12 months ago.  Impressive decline there. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 09:14 PM (c0A3e)

He's Howard Beale

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:18 PM (c1oyg)

230 This is one of those threads where it is pretty hard to jump in. Somehow Egypt, heroin, and Glenn Beck have fused.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2011 04:19 PM (n0WLs)

231 "We need to be building refineries. In a hurry. And nuclear power plants. And get those rigs back from Brazil. But that's not the plan, is it Barky?" If gas prices get too high the independents, moderates, and some liberals will turn on His awesomeness, but good. Americans no likey going without the niceties of life. And we'll have Hannity on night after night repeatedly hitting on his couple of talking points about how the pres screwed on on nuke plants, refineries and domestic drilling.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 04:20 PM (1QRmj)

232   221
Ann Coulter on Hannity wearing her tit mirror!
Dare I ask what a tit mirror is?

Posted by: Havedash at January 31, 2011 04:20 PM (pQJ1M)

233 Coulter is too skinny to have a nice rack.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:21 PM (XVPH+)

234 Heroin has a pretty mass spectrum.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2011 04:21 PM (n0WLs)

235 I don't suppose anyone here is up to speed on John Deere hydraulics? I need some advice on shimming and lapping crossover valves and BTW anyone know where I can get a pair of worn rock shafts refurbished?

Posted by: maddogg at January 31, 2011 08:47 PM (JxMqJ)

I would be surprised if there was anyone here that knows what a rock shaft is. What model tractor are you working on?

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2011 04:21 PM (1F/m8)

236 Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 09:12 PM (aU7Ox)

Oh!  Now I see what you were getting at.  I was talking about leftist Westerners who loved Sadat and are now acting as if Mubarak is the worst person to ever walk the Earth.

Sadat ruled Egypt with an iron fist, just as Mubarak.  Egyptians weren't all that happy with either of them.  With Sadat, Egyptians saw themselves ostracized from the arab world.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 31, 2011 04:22 PM (N49h9)

237 224 O/T:  Wait, my friend just told me that Jimmy Carter came out and said this was very dangerous or something.  Is he trying to step away from this too?


If you want more news on the Egypt situation, check out a site called Weasel Zippers. They have several stories about former President Carter and his take.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:22 PM (sZ+lP)

238 Heroin??? Man, that takes me back... http://tinyurl.com/6ygbg4z

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at January 31, 2011 04:22 PM (hCQG5)

239 nn Coulter on Hannity wearing her tit mirror!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at January 31, 2011 09:15 PM (ZHsNw)

What's up with THAT poor fashion choice?  Usually it's too-short skirts and too loose sweaters.  Annie:  longer skirts, tighter tops.  How can a skinny woman like that have such a nice rack sans augmentation?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:23 PM (c1oyg)

240
Ann Coulter on Hannity wearing her tit mirror!
Dare I ask what a tit mirror is?

Posted by: Havedash at January 31, 2011 09:20 PM (pQJ1M)

 Ann was wearing a shiny object above her breasts reflecting a downward bias towards her very low cut dress.  A lecherous man would assume the devise was for the express purpose of highlighting her tits.  Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at January 31, 2011 04:23 PM (ZHsNw)

241 Ombudsman - your numbers are way off. For his Fox show he had 3M viewers a year ago, now its more like 2M. A big drop, but 3M was a big bump - it isn't like he had 3M for years, then it fell off. 3M was a spike. BTW, know how many viewers Olbermann has now?

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:25 PM (aU7Ox)

242 Yeah, I wouldn't depend on anything you find on the net except for perhaps fox's website for Beck ratings. Media matters has been pushing that they are falling for 3 years-helps them "sustain" their boycott. Almost all the links are from huffpo, media matters, center for american progress, etc.

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 04:25 PM (0Hp4r)

243 @221

I used to play bass for Tit Mirror.

Posted by: Gran at January 31, 2011 04:25 PM (kmmbv)

244 Coulter is too skinny to have a nice rack. Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 09:21 PM (XVPH+) No. They are there. Good fat targeting in her case.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2011 04:26 PM (n0WLs)

245 Overunder on how many seconds it takes Dick Morris to pimp his website?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 04:26 PM (A0VTZ)

246 So, who's excited about the blizzard? It's even going to snow down here in Texas, with wind gusts up to 35-40mph and wind chill factors from 3 below to 8 below zero. Woohoo!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:27 PM (sZ+lP)

247 Sadat ruled Egypt with an iron fist, just as Mubarak.  Egyptians weren't all that happy with either of them.  With Sadat, Egyptians saw themselves ostracized from the arab world.

The Egyptian public didn't even care that much about Sadat's death.  Nasser they lionized - Sadat...not so much. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 04:27 PM (LUO5o)

248 Ann was wearing a shiny object above her breasts reflecting a downward bias towards her very low cut dress.  A lecherous man would assume the devise was for the express purpose of highlighting her tits.  Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at January 31, 2011 09:23 PM (ZHsNw)

And that would be a disgusting sexualization of political discourse.  What a damned travesty.  I denounce myself

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:27 PM (c1oyg)

249 244 I know,but how?She really needs to gain 25 to 30 pounds.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:28 PM (XVPH+)

250 Ha, there he goes again!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 04:28 PM (A0VTZ)

251

WhiteDeath© 2011 1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0

I'm so over this.

To the Indy peeps, be careful! Just got off the phone w/my Mom. Ice started falling and within a half hour all the cars were thoroughly covered.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 04:29 PM (IQqa+)

252 I've always wondered what team Coulter bats for. iykwimaityd

Posted by: Ed Zeppelin at January 31, 2011 04:29 PM (b+yWd)

253
I know,but how?She really needs to gain 25 to 30 pounds.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 09:28 PM (XVPH+)

I would recommend that Ann consider a high protein diet with tube steak.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at January 31, 2011 04:29 PM (ZHsNw)

254 242 His show is depressing though.He gives you all the bad news with no solutions.I'm already honorable Glenn!

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:30 PM (XVPH+)

255 RE: Sadat and Mubarak It was inevitable that western cultural deterioration would undermine the anti-islamist strongman-ism necessary to scare the bearded fuckers into staying out of trouble. Kemal knew the score, and he chopped-off heads to keep things quiet. P.C. and Rousseauian "noble savage" bullshit is going to be the end of us.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 31, 2011 04:30 PM (Pzf4N)

256 252 I'm 95% sure she is straight,even though she once dated Bill Maher.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:31 PM (XVPH+)

257 To the Indy peeps, be careful! Just got off the phone w/my Mom. Ice started falling and within a half hour all the cars were thoroughly covered.

Yeah, my friend in Lafayette said that the lot to Meijer was full, presumably with people stocking up.  She said they were predicting power outages in some areas to last 5 days. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 31, 2011 04:31 PM (pW2o8)

258 The Egyptian public didn't even care that much about Sadat's death.  Nasser they lionized - Sadat...not so much. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 09:27 PM (LUO5o)

Yep.  Nasser preached pan-arabism with Egypt at the top.  He constantly attacked, though he always lost ... but arabs are used to losing.  There was still the fact that Egypt led the arab world and the dream of destroying Israel was still alive.  Sadat saw them purged from that dream. 

With Mubarak, interestingly, Egypt finally found its entree back into some leadership in the arab world, though things have moved from pan-arabism to pan-islamism in the middle east, now.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 31, 2011 04:32 PM (N49h9)

259 iknowtheleft - gotcha. Yeah, you know the left.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:32 PM (aU7Ox)

260

O/T but important.   Looks like Judge Vinson used Obama's own words against him in the ruling.   Funny how that seems to happen a lot, but in this case it must be especially sweet for the WON.

“I note that in 2008, then-Senator Obama supported a health care reform proposal that did not include an individual mandate because he was at that time strongly opposed to the idea, stating that ‘if a mandate was the solution, we can try that to solve homelessness by mandating everybody to buy a house,’” Judge Vinson wrote in a footnote toward the end of the 78-page ruling Monday.

The footnote was attached to the most critical part of Judge Vinson‘s ruling, in which he said the “principal dispute” in the case was not whether Congress has the power to tackle health care, but whether it has the power to compel the purchase of insurance.

Posted by: Steph at January 31, 2011 04:32 PM (AkdC5)

261

So, who's excited about the blizzard? It's even going to snow down here in Texas, with wind gusts up to 35-40mph and wind chill factors from 3 below to 8 below zero. Woohoo!

Grrrrr!!!!

 

Expecting another 18-24 inches at home, 12-16 in Boston, where they have run out of space.

Posted by: fluffy, working on a case of snow rage at January 31, 2011 04:33 PM (SwkdU)

262

Yeah, my friend in Lafayette said that the lot to Meijer was full

Just went to the store. It was like the end of days.

I planned as if I'd be shut in for a couple - tops. Which means I bought five bottles of wine

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 04:33 PM (IQqa+)

263 How much snow are they expecting in Indiana? My best friends says they have been told they will get between 12-20in. in NE Oklahoma (right along the Kansas border).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:33 PM (sZ+lP)

264 Ann Coulter was dating Jimmy JJ Walker (yes, Kid Dynomite!)

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:34 PM (aU7Ox)

265

I know he can be depressing but one thing I've learned from him is to be even more skeptical than I was before (which was almost impossible.) For example, I just went to look for his ratings. 99% of the hits were from media matters, huffpo, or something like that. I see "roadrunner". Looks ok. Roadrunner is owned by time warner. Time warner also runs Time magazine and Turner broadcasting as in Ted Turner, etc etc. It's all lib media hacks all the time. Now everytime someone says anything, I feel like I have to look at their f-ing link's home company's friggin board of directors before I can buy the information.

 

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 04:35 PM (0Hp4r)

266

How much snow are they expecting in Indiana

Snow's not really the problem. It's the ice at this point. But I know Chicago and Detroit could get up to two-feet. More snow the more north it goes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 04:35 PM (IQqa+)

267 No, but I've got some 3,000 year old dead guys and a large assortment of scarabs if you are interested.

I have been trying to tell Herodotus to lay off of the Egypt ass-licking since about, fucking forever!

He's like the fucking Tom Freidman of all of B.C.

(Just because they are weird and ancient and repressively inclined towards preserving the status quo, doesn't mean you should wish to emulate them!)

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 04:35 PM (Jb3+B)

268 Ann is as skinny as a high speed rail.

Posted by: shecky at January 31, 2011 04:35 PM (9Pzy7)

269 261 Grrrrr!!!!

Expecting another 18-24 inches at home, 12-16 in Boston, where they have run out of space.


It's been awhile since I've seen snowstorms like that. This one in the Piney Woods isn't expected to be so bad tomorrow, but ice is the main concern. People here do not know how to drive on the ice*, so it's best to stay indoors.

*Lots of fender-benders when we get this type of weather.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:36 PM (sZ+lP)

270 264 Very interesting.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2011 04:36 PM (XVPH+)

271 Ann Coulter = Olive Oyl

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2011 04:37 PM (yQWNf)

272

Just went to the store. It was like the end of days.

I planned as if I'd be shut in for a couple - tops. Which means I bought five bottles of wine

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 09:33 PM (IQqa+)

I was going to ask where in Indiana you lived but I looked at the maps on Drudge. It doesn't matter, you are totally boned even if you are close to indiana.

Posted by: robtr at January 31, 2011 04:37 PM (hVDig)

273 I planned as if I'd be shut in for a couple - tops. Which means I bought five bottles of wine.

You lush, you. 

/Decadent!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 04:37 PM (LUO5o)

274

I planned as if I'd be shut in for a couple - tops. Which means I bought five bottles of wine

You will never get through 2 days with only 5 bottles.

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2011 04:37 PM (1F/m8)

275 Deety - yeah I knew it had to come from Uncle Robert, hence the Deety. But the John Carter books were awesome. Though maybe not so much for girls... Sometimes when stuck in DC traffic I think "Gay Bounce..."

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:37 PM (aU7Ox)

276 yeah we're expecting our own version of Snowmageddon here in NW Missouri
we're supposed to get 6-9 inches of snow, and then temperatures are supposed to fall to something like 4,000 below zero (approximately)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:39 PM (pqsMB)

277

You will never get through 2 days with only 5 bottles.

Well that's just the wine. Didn't say anything about the bar!

(I'm kidding btw. I did get a lot of wine but mainly bc it was cheap and so am I.)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 04:40 PM (IQqa+)

278 fluffy, you have my snow rage condolences

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:40 PM (pqsMB)

279 Snow radar map
(NOAA keeps crashing)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:40 PM (sZ+lP)

280 BTW Troofers going to jail now because the idiots are no longer useful.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:40 PM (aU7Ox)

281 we're supposed to get 6-9 inches of snow, and then temperatures are supposed to fall to something like 4,000 below zero (approximately)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 09:39 PM (pqsMB)

You should dig a hole and let some of the heat out. Al Gore said it's like 1 Million degrees under the earth

Posted by: robtr at January 31, 2011 04:41 PM (hVDig)

282

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 09:36 PM (sZ+lP)

When I was at Ft. Sam there was a snow, maybe 2 inches. Cars were crashing everywhere. I stood back and snickered. I shouldn't have but I did.

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2011 04:41 PM (1F/m8)

283

It's been awhile since I've seen snowstorms like that. This one in the Piney Woods isn't expected to be so bad tomorrow, but ice is the main concern. People here do not know how to drive on the ice*, so it's best to stay indoors.

They are so sharp up here, either. I swear someone imports pod people from Alabama just to fill cars during snow storms.

Boston could take 12-16 inches if the ground was bare, but the snowbanks have been growing for 5 weeks. At least they don't have Mayor Bloomberg.

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2011 04:41 PM (SwkdU)

284 276 yeah we're expecting our own version of Snowmageddon here in NW Missouri
we're supposed to get 6-9 inches of snow, and then temperatures are supposed to fall to something like 4,000 below zero (approximately)

So you'll finally get to know what happens when matter reaches its minimum state? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 31, 2011 04:42 PM (LUO5o)

285 I'm in Indiana,  too.   I did laundry today and ran dishwasher,  vacuumed,  bought a battery-operated radio,  paper plates,  matches.  Candles I have and flashlights with batteries.

Not much else I can do.  Both laptops are charging and so is the Kindle.  If we lose power I will hole up in the bedroom with the dogs and candles and about 20 layers of cloothes and listen to the radio.  That's about all I can do.

Hubby is in Africa working,  where it's 90 degrees. Sigh.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2011 04:43 PM (Fo83G)

286 I expect Egypt to go the same route as Iran.

Ruler gets ousted, coalition government of Democracy, Big Money, and Islamists, the Islamists take over.

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2011 04:43 PM (9Pzy7)

287 It was in the mid 50s here today.  Have fun y'all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 04:43 PM (A0VTZ)

288

fluffy, you have my snow rage condolences

Will you bail me out if I attack a plow driver?

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2011 04:43 PM (SwkdU)

Posted by: Forrest Gump at January 31, 2011 04:44 PM (vdfwz)

290 So you'll finally get to know what happens when matter reaches its minimum state?

naw that's just the wind chill temperature

the actual objects will be in an indeterminate superposition state so its temperature is unknowable

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:44 PM (pqsMB)

291 Ann Coulter = Olive Oyl

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2011 09:37 PM (yQWNf)

Oh, c'mon, man.... the wit, the intellect, the sense of humor, the hair, the oversized boobies for her (lamentably too) skinny frame... tell me you wouldn't...

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:44 PM (c1oyg)

292 Yay 12-18" expected here.
Finally get out mah snowshooz

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at January 31, 2011 04:45 PM (hCQG5)

293 Remember that the pioneers lived in sod houses in this kind of weather. Isn't that incredible?

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 04:45 PM (0Hp4r)

294 282 When I was at Ft. Sam there was a snow, maybe 2 inches. Cars were crashing everywhere. I stood back and snickered. I shouldn't have but I did.

It's like that whenever there's ice in Dallas or near Tyler, though (to be fair) people in Dallas are better at handling ice. Also remember that all the people from South Dakota and points similar would laugh at the snowstorms up in Bartlesville (north of Tulsa, OK). "Why do you people think you need chains on your tires?"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:45 PM (sZ+lP)

295 Will you bail me out if I attack a plow driver?

ummm... no, but I will be rooting for you to win

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:46 PM (pqsMB)

296

... tell me you wouldn"t

20 years ago for sure. She looks pretty good in a few pics from the late 80s.

Not into that skinny though. Her wit/brain on the other hand....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 04:47 PM (A0VTZ)

297

Miss Marple, I wondered if you were around.

Stay warm! And of course don't go anywhere if you don't have to. They're already closing schools of course.

Take care

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2011 04:47 PM (IQqa+)

298 the whole ME is going to turn into iran imho.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 31, 2011 08:58 PM (vXwmy)

Not even.

The Persians of Iran hate the Arabs, and vice versa.

And the Shi'ites hate the Sunnis, and vice versa.

So you have Persian Shi'ites, Arab Sunnis, and Arab Shi'ites.  It's pretty clear that if the Islamicists take over in the Arab countries, they'll be of the Arab Sunni variety.  In the ensuing war between Shi'ite Iran and the Arab Sunnis, the wild card will be the Arab Shi'ites -- which side will they declare for, or will both sides turn on them first as being potential enemies?

Posted by: stuiec at January 31, 2011 04:48 PM (EjyHt)

299 293 Remember that the pioneers lived in sod houses in this kind of weather. Isn't that incredible?

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 09:45 PM (0Hp4r)


Well, only the hardy ones did - the others died

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:48 PM (pqsMB)

300

Oh, c'mon, man.... the wit, the intellect, the sense of humor, the hair, the oversized boobies for her (lamentably too) skinny frame... tell me you wouldn't...

Posted by: Ombudsman

Like Popeye on spinach.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 31, 2011 04:48 PM (oREHE)

301

http://tinyurl.com/4a29upw

I don't think Beck's doing bad at all. 

Quick numbers day after the SOTU:
Beck's market share is 52% (54% in the demos)

Baier's is 55%

Shep's is 50%

O'Reilly's is 57%

Hannity's is 45%

Greta's is 44%

O'Reilly rerun is 45%

I guess Beck was crushing the competition when he started.  But after the Van Jones era, there isn't much reason to watch him.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 31, 2011 04:48 PM (BvBKY)

302 @285 Miss Marple Did you fill the bathtubs?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 31, 2011 04:48 PM (Pzf4N)

303 283 They are so sharp up here, either. I swear someone imports pod people from Alabama just to fill cars during snow storms.

Boston could take 12-16 inches if the ground was bare, but the snowbanks have been growing for 5 weeks. At least they don't have Mayor Bloomberg.


We can do humidity and are used to tornadoes and hurricanes, but snow and ice are rather foreign. I remember several years ago when it snowed in Houston and all the locals were staring at the sky. Snow is still magical if you don't see it much or not at all. 


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:49 PM (sZ+lP)

304 oh man I didn't even think about getting water
well, it's too late now!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:50 PM (pqsMB)

305 Snow is magical everywhere... except the part that falls on the roads & sidewalks

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:50 PM (pqsMB)

306

Will you bail me out if I attack a plow driver?

ummm... no, but I will be rooting for you to win

Oh shit, that will mean jail time for certain!

OK, then do this for me: If you show up with a cake with a file baked into it, don't tell people you are here to see fluffy.

Posted by: fluffy looks good in orange at January 31, 2011 04:51 PM (SwkdU)

307 "So, who's excited about the blizzard? " Oh, crap. Roof raking.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2011 04:51 PM (1QRmj)

308 Delta Smelt,  If compassion you've not felt
For your frozen moron friends as storms go by,
Then you will hear us say, when the heat hits you one day,
"Too bad! You mocked us. Sit down there and fry!"

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2011 04:51 PM (Fo83G)

309
>>So I am thinking that Egypt can be that trigger -either by going the way of the mullahs, or this spreading to oil producing nation and the spigot turning off or oil just hitting $200 a bbl or so...

The troubles in Egypt are serious troubles for everyone. If the demonstrators - or just plain bad guys - disable the Suez Canal it will mean huge problems. Egypt straddles the Suez Canal which connects the Red and Mediterranean Seas. Without the Suez Canal oil tankers (and every other ship) will have to travel an additional 10,000 miles around Africa to get to Europe. About 50 ships per day travel through the Suez Canal.

Egypt has a population of 80.5 million. Israel has a population of just over 7 million. The only thing separating Egypt from Israel is an imaginary line in the Sinai/Negev Desert. Different, but still imaginary, lines in the sand separate Israel from Lebanon, Syria, and Jordan to which this civil unrest could easily spread like an outbreak of political Ebola.

Southwest of Egypt is Nigeria. If the riots spread there (and to Angola and Algeria) disruption of oil production would have a massive impact on the U.S. economy. Why? Because we import about 1.5 million barrels of oil per day from those three countries. And, if the riots spread east to the Gulf States of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait that could disrupt another 1.3 million barrels per day.
Together those five countries provide 2.8 million of the 10 million barrels of oil we import every day. Cut oil imports by 28 percent and it will make the $4.00 per gallon price spike of 2008 look like the good old days.

We know from painful experience how fragile civilization is in Iraq and we would prefer not to have to militarily re-litigate that situation. Countries like Bahrain, Qatar, the U.A.E. and Oman (whose border with Yemen is a blurry line in the desert) might be targets for Iranian agents provocateurs to use the underlying Shi'ite/Sunni unpleasantness to destabilize those governments as well.

It is true that this could spread to Iran which has seen public unrest all on its own in recent years, but regime change in Iran at the cost of instability in every other country in the region might be too high a price to pay. It is not likely that any new government will be composed of Western-facing officials. Over the weekend protesters in Egypt began chanting against the U.S. and Israel. No surprise to anyone.

The U.S. provides about $1.5 billion per year in direct assistance to Egypt. According to Forbes magazine about $1.3 billion is for "peace and security" meaning you and I are paying for those tanks which rolled out in Cairo Friday afternoon.

President Obama's remarks on Friday evening were so weak they made dishwater in your grandma's sink seem like battery acid. The Administration sent Hillary Clinton out to try and make its position clear, but according to the Washington Post's analysis of the Secretary of State's world tour of Sunday shows yesterday:

    The Administration has sought to adapt to the rapidly shifting landscape, at times offering contradictory messages. Vice President Joe Biden last week said he did not believe Mubarak should step down, while Clinton described the Egyptian government as stable. On Sunday, Clinton declined to reiterate either position.

No one can tell where this will all end, but it is already clear that President Obama, who was so eager to re-set America's relationships with the rest of the world is finding out that (a) it is tougher to be President than to run for President and (b) Bush's policies made more sense than Obama thought they did.

It would be better if, when the history of Africa and the Middle East is written 100 years from now, Mohammed Bouazizi is not the functional equivalent of the Archduke Ferdinand.

Listen to Kratos.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2011 04:51 PM (1rflU)

310 Oh good! Almost time for Pawn Stars...

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 04:52 PM (c1oyg)

311 Beck is also on at 5 o'clock. That's the most inconvenient time of day to watch anything.

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 04:52 PM (0Hp4r)

312 Bank of America Merrill Lynch is predicting that oil will not go through the roof.

We'll see.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at January 31, 2011 04:53 PM (LH6ir)

313

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2011 09:51 PM (Fo83G)

Heh.  Good point.  Come July you will have the goods on me.  Let me enjoy this a bit though.  My first winter without snow.  I've already mocked my friends freezing back in Denver.  Now it's the Moe Rons turn I guess.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 31, 2011 04:53 PM (A0VTZ)

314 #302  Tub will be filled after my daughter takes her bath.  That's about all that's left.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2011 04:54 PM (Fo83G)

315 After tonight, it's nitely lows in the low twenties here.  Guess, I'll have to put on socks and long pants again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2011 04:54 PM (XBM1t)

316

Posted by: fluffy, working on a case of snow rage at January 31, 2011 09:33 PM (SwkdU)

Fluffy, they had two lanes of '93' North shut down last night (I thought it was more Obama shovel ready project), they were moving the current piles of snow and trying to pack it in tighter next to the side of the rode.

Posted by: madamex at January 31, 2011 04:55 PM (ice9D)

317 Just catching up on today's news.  Conclusion: bunk!

Posted by: dogfish at January 31, 2011 04:55 PM (N2yhW)

318

I remember several years ago when it snowed in Houston and all the locals were staring at the sky. Snow is still magical if you don't see it much or not at all. 

Was it The Book of Numbers that they said of manna, "Do we have to eat this crap again?" It's getting close to that.

Posted by: fluffy, Primitive Moron at January 31, 2011 04:55 PM (SwkdU)

319 I regret to admit that Rowe is a fellow vet of the 101st. He was in 3rd Brigade (the 187th Infantry RCT), I was in 2nd Brigade (502nd). He went AWOL twice, and spent his second overseas tour (Iraq) as an E-1 after flunking a drug test.

I'm sure he'll blame his drug use on PTSD from serving in Chimpy McHalliburton's illegal war for oil.

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 31, 2011 04:56 PM (HBTr7)

320
>>Boston could take 12-16 inches if the ground was bare, but the snowbanks have been growing for 5 weeks. At least they don't have Mayor Bloomberg.

THANK GOODNESS!


>>Somehow Egypt, heroin, and Glenn Beck have fused...


This could be the global economic collapse we've all been expecting. Obama of the Muslim Brotherhood is backing the Muslim Brotherhood taking over Egypt, and the Suez Canal. What better Jihadi terrorist strike for the Muslim Brotherhood than closing down the Suez Canal....again. Well, Moron Patriots.. Got your ammo and food stored up for the collapse of the dollar...... ......or are you still dilly dallying and fapping about?

Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2011 04:57 PM (1rflU)

321 318 Was it The Book of Numbers that they said of manna, "Do we have to eat this crap again?" It's getting close to that.


Makes sense. People start feeling the same way here after it pours for 3wks and you hardly see the sun.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2011 04:57 PM (sZ+lP)

322 312 Bank of America Merrill Lynch is predicting that oil will not go through the roof.


you mean, the Bank of America that is still partially owned by the government?  and they are making a forecast that has favorable implications to Obama?  Nooooooo, really???????

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 04:58 PM (pqsMB)

323

I've already mocked my friends freezing back in Denver.  Now it's the Moe Rons turn I guess.

You have friends? C'mon, who are you kidding?

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2011 04:58 PM (1F/m8)

324 Delta Smelt,  that poem has music, to go with it.  Delta Dawn. 

I felt inspired.

Oh,  I am just teasing.  I am comforted by the fact that somewhere  in this nation  the grass is still visible and you can go outside without a heavy coat and a stupid knit hat.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2011 04:58 PM (Fo83G)

325 sickinmass - gold, guns, seeds, and real estate in Idaho. Sell everything else and buy from the list.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2011 04:59 PM (aU7Ox)

326

Fluffy, they had two lanes of '93' North shut down last night (I thought it was more Obama shovel ready project), they were moving the current piles of snow and trying to pack it in tighter next to the side of the rode.

 

The plow crews are going to be too exhausted to cash their checks.

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2011 04:59 PM (SwkdU)

327 Posted by: SGT Dan at January 31, 2011 09:56 PM (HBTr7) I've been out for over twenty years, but when in the fuck did the Army forget how to stage "range accidents?"

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 31, 2011 05:00 PM (Pzf4N)

328 Bank of America Merrill Lynch is predicting that oil will not go through the roof.

We'll see.

See, just a myth that oil will cause problems, in fact it's going down to 2 dollars a barrel and we'll go shopping like crazy with the savings!!!

BUY! BUY! BUY! before you're priced out!

Posted by: Jim Cosmo Cramer at January 31, 2011 05:00 PM (vdfwz)

329 Is it true smack would have been free under Obamacare?

Completely true.  Page 4,658, lines 12 through 34.   Its the only part of the thing that is actually constitutional. 

Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at January 31, 2011 05:01 PM (UL/HQ)

330 Snow sucks.  A few years ago, after an acquaintance's sudden cardiac demise, I decided that I will never again lift a snow shovel (I'm 51), and at an end of season sale bought a huge honkin' snow blower.  This thing can not only blow through 36" of snow with distain,  it'll cook your breakfast and brew your coffee at the same time.

A couple of my neighbors whom, I'm sure, are in the same socio-economic strata as I , spent 4 hours shoveling.  I'm thinking, "man with all the money you undoubtedly piss away on stupid stuff, go buy a fucking snow blower, so we won't find you purple in the snow bank"




Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 05:01 PM (c1oyg)

331

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2011 09:59 PM (SwkdU)

If I was younger I would stay snowed in and get like this  http://tinyurl.com/68rr8k8

Posted by: madamex at January 31, 2011 05:02 PM (ice9D)

332 It's -6 where I'm at, so I'm thinking snow not ice. Acu-W says 14.5" coming in the next 36hrs.
Whatevah......

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2011 05:02 PM (HBqDo)

333 Thanks for that link. Obviously "Beck's falling ratings" is just more lib lie. Nice. And people believe it. Unreal.

Posted by: dagny at January 31, 2011 05:02 PM (0Hp4r)

334 310 Oh good! Almost time for Pawn Stars...
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 31, 2011 09:52 PM

Pawn Stars are descendants of Ancient Aliens. So are Ice Road Truckers

Posted by: The History Channel at January 31, 2011 05:02 PM (vdfwz)

335 Pam Biondi is on Greta now.

I loves me some Pam Biondi

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2011 05:03 PM (vdfwz)

336 No. They are there. Good fat targeting in her case.

Ain't gonna work.

At my top, I was 130 pounds but it ended up being all muscle.

And my ass just turned out even more fabulous than "wot God gave me" according to reports...

I cant even imagine what sort of regime or discipline it would take for me to grow moobs worthy of augmenting my au naturales.

200 lbs?

No way.

These are my titetehs!

Suck on that!

(Or, don't.  They are kind of sensitive.  Bunch of nerve endings all concentrated up together.  I'm sure you will understand.)

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 05:04 PM (Jb3+B)

337

oh man I didn't even think about getting water
well, it's too late now!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2011 09:50 PM (pqsMB)

You should be able to make your own. The recipe is really easy.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2011 05:07 PM (7+pP9)

338 Somehow Egypt, heroin, and Glenn Beck have fused.

It's about damned time!

(If you ask me.  Which nobody did.  Or should really..  I am not a reliable expert.)

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 05:07 PM (Jb3+B)

339
>>bought a huge honkin' snow blower.  This thing can not only blow through 36" of snow with distain,  it'll cook your breakfast and brew your coffee at the same time.

My John Deere I bought 2 days ago will do all that and warm my hands!
My current got all stressed last week with 22" of snow.  I bought it 'just in case' and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to FIND a snowthrower right now!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2011 05:08 PM (1rflU)

Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2011 05:14 PM (1rflU)

341 Somehow Egypt, heroin, and Glenn Beck have fused.

The Egyptians with all their shenanigans could come here and melt the snow, but then they have to go back.

Posted by: madamex at January 31, 2011 05:16 PM (ice9D)

342   I guess Korey will find out how long it takes his asshole to melt a hard on.

Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2011 05:18 PM (TXKVh)

343 My grandfather shoveled the snow in front of his house into his early 90's, as well as digging and planting a ~2 acre garden by hand with a shovel each year.  The guy was 100% total hardcore old school Sicilian.

He slowed down a bit the couple of years prior to his death at 95 though.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 31, 2011 05:19 PM (rsLQZ)

344 Sometimes when stuck in DC traffic I think "Gay Bounce..."

Wouldn't that be cool.

For the record, I think that Number of the Beast is just terrible.

You really have to love Uncle Bob to get through it.  And even still, it's kind of painful.

Meh.  I picked Deety as an obcsure math chick who still believes in finding her John Carter.

So sue me.


Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 05:19 PM (Jb3+B)

345 These are my titetehs!

Suck on that!

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2011 10:04 PM (Jb3+B)

Okay, I always accepted your word before, but now I suspect you are, in fact, a 40-year-old bald man. Internet rule 1 corollary b applies here.

Corollary b: If a woman talks dirty, it's a 40-year-old bald man and/or a cop trolling for suspects.

Since you haven't said anything about being underage, I'm going with the former.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 31, 2011 05:37 PM (bxiXv)

346

Everyone's gone, but someone should point out AP's curious description of the Truthers:

Rowe was a producer of "Loose Change," a 2006 film that challenged the official explanation of the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001

Just challenging "the official explanation." Not even "the widely held explanation," which would include most sane observers, and AP's, one would hope. But the writer essentially narrowed it down to the 'government explanation.'

Don't want to call into question the view held by a plurality of Democrats, right?

Posted by: CJ at January 31, 2011 05:42 PM (tNWxq)

347

I was in 2nd Brigade (502nd).

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 31, 2011 09:56 PM

Did you happen to live on post in the barracks along Indiana Ave?

Posted by: beedubya at January 31, 2011 06:05 PM (AnTyA)

348 347, for my first four years I did, up in the 4057 block where Indiana hits 59th Street. 2000-2004. Got married in '04 and moved off post.

327, as for staging range accidents, the MP's get all CSI about that shit and there are too many squishy witnesses who can't keep their mouths shut. Besides, it's not like I ever met the guy. There are 18,000+ in the Division at wartime fill.

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 31, 2011 07:51 PM (HBTr7)

349 My rectum is going to look like a clown's pocket!

Posted by: Korey Rowe at January 31, 2011 09:04 PM (LOk8Y)

350 Actually, fire burns tar heroin.  That's how you get the smoke from it.  It doesn't work nearly as well as shooting it does.  As a former heroin addict I can testify that there is nothing like good New York China White heroin through the vein.  Tar is quantitaivly and qualitatily inferior and just cannot get you the sweet buzz that good white heroin can.  On the other hand, there is nothing like the "total body orgasm" (as Freud called it) of a big syringe full of good ether-based cocaine either.  But the ultimate is the "space shot speedball" where you mix all the heroin you shoot, with all the cocaine you dare shoot together.  The effects are something you will remember for the rest of your life.

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 01, 2011 04:28 AM (tuCVl)

351

But the ultimate is the "space shot speedball" where you mix all the heroin you shoot, with all the cocaine you dare shoot together.  The effects are something you will remember for the rest of your life.

But the hangover lasts, like, forever.

Posted by: John Blutarsky at February 01, 2011 05:16 AM (9KqcB)

352

Next on the Jesse Ventura conspiracy show: Maker of Loose Change set up by government agents. They made him shoot heroin. The plot thickens!!!!!!!!!

The AZ shooter was a Troofer. How come nobody blamed the Loose Change/ Jesse Ventura idiots. ?

Posted by: BruceThe Robert at February 01, 2011 05:30 AM (HKhLn)

353 Typical liberals they want ban all guns and legalize all drugs becuase their tiny little brains have been efected by the use of drugs

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 01, 2011 05:33 AM (vA9ld)

354 14 Fire does melt steel. That is why steel mills are so F'in hot.

Am I the only one who remembers taking a field trip to an Indiana Steel Mill in HS?

Must be a Chicago thang...

Sure sure, I was supposed to more clearly understand the plight of the proletariat or something but dime-store Marxism really does pale in comparison to a real live Steel Mill.

Holy Crap!

I still think it would be totally kick-ass to punch a time-card, every day, in such an awesomely terrifying environment.

Don't tell me, "it gets old". 

It just can't

Also, I didn't notice any of the workers being all that oppressed.

Their attitude seemed, almost uniformly, to be more one of "C'mere! Get a load of this shit!"

Hard hats, goggles, and long sleeves, required of course.  That poster in the break room?  The one bragging about how many days it has been since anyone was maimed or killed on the job?  542 days on my visit.  This place is about SAFETY if nothing else!

All the dancers later agreed with each other and the Social Studies teacher that those working conditions were just terrible!

(And yet you aspire to someday sweat your ass off, starve yourself silly, and wreck your knees for little pay, as part of the New York Ballet for an evanescent 3 maybe 4 years?  Uhmkay...)

At the tender young age of 17, I learned my first lesson in shutting the fuck up and letting silly people just go ahead with being silly...

Posted by: Deety still has her Aluminum Ingot! at February 01, 2011 05:59 AM (Jb3+B)

355 A couple of my neighbors whom, I'm sure, are in the same socio-economic strata as I , spent 4 hours shoveling.  I'm thinking,  altın çilek - fx15 - leke kremi - yudali - zayıflama hapı - ozon yağı "man with all the money you undoubtedly piss away on stupid stuff, go buy a fucking snow blower, so we won't find you purple in the snow bank"

Posted by: hapsu at February 05, 2011 12:42 AM (45SgX)

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