June 29, 2008

Letting Everybody In On The Joke
— LauraW

There Were Some Bruised Feelings

It's hard to believe, after some of the flamewars we've had over the years, that our virtual selves aren't outfitted with alligator hide.

But we aren't. Last night, Stinky Esposito literally insulted everybody on the blog with one comment.** Because of a nifty little script on the new site that reads your cookie and inserts your blog-name there. So when the comment appears, everyone will see their own name in the sentence.

Goes like this: [ you ]

But with no spaces.

If you delete all your cookies and then view the page again, instead of your name, you will see simply the word 'you' in all the areas your name had been inserted.

As soon as you post another comment, whatever name you put in the name field will again be inserted.

I felt hurt and sad when Stinky said those terrible things to me last night.

Then I noticed everybody else was acting just as horrified, and wondering what they did to get singled out, and giving him shit.

So it became kind of funny.
You may consider this thread a place to play with the feature, tell stories about each other, and flame all your fellow morons by name in one fell swoop. Kind of a twist on the ol' flame war concept.

I'm going to see if it works in a main page post. If it does, you should see your handle here: [you]

**only shows up and only works on the new site.

Posted by: LauraW at 11:08 AM | Comments (251)
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1 Dang, and I missed out on all the fun. 

Posted by: Ken at June 29, 2008 03:19 PM (OXKXv)

2 OK, so it only works in comments.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 03:19 PM (DbybK)

3 Remember when people discovered colors and size options on the old site? That was an annoying few days.

I can only hope that this too shall pass.

Posted by: DrewM at June 29, 2008 03:20 PM (hlYel)

4 Heh........ fucker .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 29, 2008 03:21 PM (Bivii)

5

Change is what you wanted; but Hope still counts.

Like, I hope the Bloggers in Arms links get fixed someday.

Posted by: Spartan Fan at June 29, 2008 03:22 PM (7365r)

6 I want to punch you in the belly.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 03:22 PM (eiOZw)

7 Need to comment on the new site for it to work.

Posted by: tcbevo at June 29, 2008 03:24 PM (inTsh)

8

I want to punch pajama momma in the belly.

hhhhmmmmm, somehow I feel that comment really was directed towards me.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 03:25 PM (f3xJa)

9 See, I don't know if Dave's #6 is using the new trick or he's really talking to me.

Let's just say it wouldn't be the first time he's made such comments and quite frankly, it's an improvement over some of his earlier statements.

Posted by: DrewM at June 29, 2008 03:25 PM (hlYel)

10 So, if you can't take a joke, then you can go squat on a electric drill. Unlike you, Kasper Hauser doesn't placate.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at June 29, 2008 03:26 PM (vfzmz)

11 Dave, you're so silly!

Posted by: ushie at June 29, 2008 03:27 PM (iq/aE)

12

I want to punch you in the belly.

Or not, you're evil dave because I know full well you giggled thinking of me when you typed that. bastard

Dang, and I missed out on all the fun. 

Well you can come join the group therapy session we're all in today.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 03:27 PM (f3xJa)

13 Dave in Texas can kiss my butt. (reverse!)

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at June 29, 2008 03:27 PM (vfzmz)

14

Who's giggling?

 

Also you is a smelly pirate hooker.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 03:28 PM (eiOZw)

15 Yeahhhhh, ummmm, you? Did you see the memo? We're gonna need you to ummm, come in on Saturday for a while to get some of this work done, mmmkayy? Okayyy, good.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at June 29, 2008 03:28 PM (DbybK)

16 "I have known you for almost 20 years. The person I saw yesterday is not the person I met 20 years ago,"

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 29, 2008 03:28 PM (vfzmz)

17 Are you guys sayihg all this about me cause I'm black?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 29, 2008 03:29 PM (vfzmz)

18 you eats pieces of shit for breakfast

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 03:33 PM (f3xJa)

19 Hmmmm.

It's Sunday afternoon and you guys gays have nothing better to do than troll this blog?

At least drink some whiskey while you're doing this!

Posted by: memomachine at June 29, 2008 03:34 PM (VFHt1)

20 I see you cooked breakfast.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 03:34 PM (eiOZw)

21 Remember that time when DrewM's mom and you were caught molesting livestock at the 4H fair?

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 03:34 PM (DbybK)

22 OK, it's kinda cheesy, but fun

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 29, 2008 03:34 PM (mIfor)

23 I heart progress!

Posted by: HeartbreakRidge at June 29, 2008 03:37 PM (sOZtR)

24

Someone got mad at Stinky?  Really?  I thought he was just a guy who really appreciates quality.  Unlike that bitch Dave in Texas.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Packy Passy Paisley Pussy at June 29, 2008 03:37 PM (YCVBL)

25 Has anyone noticed how big you's ass has been getting?

Posted by: Kevin at June 29, 2008 03:38 PM (OEF4E)

26 That's the problem with this place.  you is such a pussy, we can't even have a little fun without runnin' to mama for help.

Posted by: Sub-Moronic at June 29, 2008 03:39 PM (uLVxI)

27 Posting a comment just so I can be insulted, sounds about right.

Posted by: Hongqi at June 29, 2008 03:40 PM (+WuMm)

28 I wanna see the joke too!

Posted by: joeschmo1of3 at June 29, 2008 03:40 PM (x+kP8)

29 It's supposed to be a secret but Dave In Texas and you are lovers.

Posted by: DrewM. at June 29, 2008 03:40 PM (hlYel)

30 Kids, be careful not to break the new blog toy.

Yes, I'm talking to you, you! You moron.

Posted by: Andy at June 29, 2008 03:41 PM (23Gys)

31 My screen name is too long and awkward for that to look correct.  But for, say, you it's perfectly fine.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at June 29, 2008 03:43 PM (wCjBF)

32 I didn't want to bring this up, but you tried to corner me in the bathroom recently with an overwide stance.  I just thought ya'll should know what kind of person we're dealing with here.

Posted by: Sub-Moronic at June 29, 2008 03:45 PM (uLVxI)

33 I just wanted to take this opportunity, you, to tell you that I treasure you, for your specialness as a human being, and for the meaning you've brought into my life.  You, you, are truly the wind beneath my wings.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 29, 2008 03:47 PM (Km/6h)

34 Actually, you is pretty funny. At least for today.

Posted by: klrtz1 at June 29, 2008 03:47 PM (hcx9C)

35

It's supposed to be a secret but Dave In Texas and pajama momma are lovers.

You jerk! I thought I told you that in confidence!

Oh wait, did I just tell?

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 03:47 PM (f3xJa)

36 nikkolai's too busy bangin' the big-titted blond from accounting to care about what you dweebs are rattling about.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 29, 2008 03:48 PM (CZD0L)

37

You, pajama momma, are truly the wind beneath my wings.

Oh excuse me, sorry about the gas.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 03:49 PM (f3xJa)

38 ** Giggle, giggle **

That's pretty damn funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Scoop11 at June 29, 2008 03:51 PM (AEmfc)

39

Hey now, what'd I do? Everyone's saying mean things and gonna make me cry.

#6, Dave in Texas: That's ok, I'll return the fav by puking on your shoes.

#10, Kasper Hauser: I can too take a joke! I just can't tell a joke. I always forget the punch line.

#18, pajama momma: Oh? So you're the new diet police eh?

#21, lauraw: I was NOT molesting that livestock! I was examining it.. yeah... that's the ticket, examining it.

#26, Sub-Moronic: I am not a pussy! I'm just sensitive. And my mommy says she's going to call your mommy and get you in trouble!

#29, DrewM: You swore you'd never tell!

 

 

 

Posted by: Grimmy at June 29, 2008 03:51 PM (vHrzk)

40

That clears it up. I had no idea where the hell all of this shit was coming from, but now I know we can blame you for it. Good to know.

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at June 29, 2008 03:52 PM (WG2sq)

41 Nice, Stinky. Very nice. The anti-flame.

I have a word to say to a special someone as well.

you is the most intelligent, humorous, and valuable commenter on this site. I think it's fair to say that the site would wither without you's insightful input for which we should all be grateful.

Thanks, you.
*Raises beer in you's honor*


Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 03:53 PM (DbybK)

42 Posting just so I can sees it.

Posted by: Qwinn Hussein Qwinn at June 29, 2008 03:53 PM (MN787)

43 you is the best, most honest commenter on this moron blog. The rest can suck my donkey dick.

Posted by: Weisenheomer Brainstorm at June 29, 2008 03:54 PM (w0yN2)

44 officially dying here

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 03:57 PM (eiOZw)

Posted by: Jeff at June 29, 2008 03:57 PM (5v2i9)

46 Yeah, I'm enjoying the form-letter abuse angle.

Oh you, I've never felt this way about anyone else before. You're so utterly unique.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 04:00 PM (DbybK)

47

I'm gonna have to say that you is one of the most inspiring people I've ever met.

Why how would I have ever learned to touch that donkey in just the right spot if you hadn't been so gracious to show me? you's experience in this matter has helped me launch a highly successful career. Granted, you uses great dane's to teach clients, but it really doesn't matter because they're both very large animals.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 04:00 PM (f3xJa)

48 Wow.

Posted by: fugazi at June 29, 2008 04:01 PM (+xwT3)

49 Just checking in for some verbal abuse from Stinky. Didn't want to get left out.

Posted by: Neuromancer at June 29, 2008 04:02 PM (GDOa/)

50 you has got no heart, no conscious, and no integrity.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 04:02 PM (eiOZw)

51 Never one to want you to be offended alone, I figured it was time to post a comment on the new site and join in feeling abused.

Posted by: Patton at June 29, 2008 04:05 PM (1cjaj)

52 Wow, you sounds like a real ass sucking butt pirate!

Posted by: Neuromancer at June 29, 2008 04:05 PM (GDOa/)

53 Hey, that's a pretty neat trick. I didn't know Dave in Texas was that perverted.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 29, 2008 04:06 PM (I06XO)

54 OK - I saw this all happening last night, got the joke, and thought it was funny, buuuuut... seeing "you" in all the comments is a bit freaky.

Posted by: Patton at June 29, 2008 04:06 PM (1cjaj)

55

...and flame wars will never be the same.

 

Posted by: Patton at June 29, 2008 04:07 PM (1cjaj)

56 I always miss all the fun.

Posted by: ip at June 29, 2008 04:07 PM (6iesn)

57

 I didn't know Dave in Texas was that perverted.

He is.  Believe me.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Packy Passy Paisley Pussy at June 29, 2008 04:08 PM (YCVBL)

58 that's a thread about 30 comments over the attention span of morons, y'all are cheating, aren't ya?

Posted by: Frank G at June 29, 2008 04:10 PM (P0rQD)

59 Let's see how this nick looks.

Posted by: Michael Moore's Thong at June 29, 2008 04:10 PM (d6E6+)

60 you has long, flappy breasts.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2008 04:11 PM (vEl+m)

61 Cool.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2008 04:11 PM (vEl+m)

62

you

Posted by: tits burger at June 29, 2008 04:14 PM (1cbR0)

63 That feature is sort of the insult-comment equivalent of a multicast packet.  Very little good but all kinds of awesome will come of it...

"It's not the comment with your name on it that you have to worry about.  It's all those other ones marked 'to whom it may concern'."

Posted by: Ultraken at June 29, 2008 04:18 PM (SIVu2)

64 Dear you, I find your views intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at June 29, 2008 04:19 PM (KeOQp)

65 Rumor has it there's a tape floating around where you rants about "Whitey". Just thought people should know.

Posted by: DrewM at June 29, 2008 04:20 PM (hlYel)

66 Hey, you, got that twenty bucks you owe me?

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 29, 2008 04:21 PM (d6E6+)

67 Yep, that's a mee.nu feature, you can do that  at any mee.nu site.  I dunno if they let you post pics here, but I might have to try.  I'm guessing they'll disable it if you can.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at June 29, 2008 04:24 PM (LUngb)

68 you see?  This is why we can't have nice things. 

Posted by: Garth Farkley at June 29, 2008 04:29 PM (0x4wy)

69 Even you is doing it now. ? I give up.

Posted by: republicangirl at June 29, 2008 04:32 PM (d20qX)

70 I've never told anybody about this deep dark secret before.
But it's time to come clean.

*deep breath*

you and I met for the first time on a hiking trip back in '96. We felt an incredible attraction for each other, ditched the group, and shagged like animals on a bed of fragrant pine needles, with cool forest breezes caressing our entwined bodies.

you was the most inept and unsatisfying lover I have ever known, and had organs that required the use of a magnifying lens to perceive.

There. I said it.
Phew.

Posted by: LauraW at June 29, 2008 04:33 PM (DbybK)

71 you rectally masterbate monkeys for research experiments, and fun;  but mostly for fun.

Posted by: Blarg the Destroyer at June 29, 2008 04:34 PM (PcJ/l)

72 Hey you ! Drop your cock and grab your socks.

Posted by: Weisenheimer Brainstorm at June 29, 2008 04:36 PM (w0yN2)

73 test

Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 29, 2008 04:37 PM (wYcGz)

74

Ooooo...

 

That's eerie.

Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 29, 2008 04:38 PM (wYcGz)

75 There's gotta be more than one FUBAR here.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 29, 2008 04:38 PM (HrVHr)

76 What happens it you you use thou?

Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 29, 2008 04:39 PM (wYcGz)

77 DBinSD ... had organs that required the use of a magnifying lens to perceive.

 Wish I could say the same about lauraw's hump.

Posted by: DBinSD at June 29, 2008 04:41 PM (oMN0T)

Posted by: maxman at June 29, 2008 04:41 PM (OYeDg)

79 If I ever have to go to prison again, I sure hope it's with you, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 04:42 PM (eiOZw)

80 stinky for moron of the year .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 29, 2008 04:43 PM (Bivii)

81 I haven't commented on the new site yet, but I will now since you wanted me to.

Posted by: pbrown at June 29, 2008 04:43 PM (kPxTD)

82
 Wish I could say the same about lauraw's hump.

Oh snap!

Posted by: Blarg the Destroyer at June 29, 2008 04:44 PM (PcJ/l)

83 With no navigation ability at the top of an individual post, the new site has very low utility for me.  I need to be able to go to the next post and previous post, and it is not hard to do.  So snap to it, pixy!

Posted by: cranky-d at June 29, 2008 04:46 PM (kt4mn)

84 Not hard to implement I mean.  G-d I'm a moron.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 29, 2008 04:46 PM (kt4mn)

85 Stinky Esposito and LauraW out on the town

Which is which?

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 29, 2008 04:47 PM (d6E6+)

86 Test to see if you is truly a moron.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 29, 2008 04:53 PM (kt4mn)

87 It's like being in the sixth grade again. I don't want to be in the sixth grade again.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at June 29, 2008 05:01 PM (R7LgM)

88

What you is doing is lame.

Posted by: Iblis at June 29, 2008 05:03 PM (wlYct)

89 Hmmmm, what happens if . . .

Posted by: you at June 29, 2008 05:04 PM (L5zbV)

90 It's nothing like being in the sixth grade again. For one thing, you is now a dignified and attractive adult.

Upon whom we pick on mercilessly and call cruel names.

Totally different.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 05:07 PM (DbybK)

91 And then -- you's view on this whole matter is complete moonbattery.  Not only does you subscribe to the majority troll opinion that Heller only applies to goats, terrorists, and Obama, but you would do any of the three in a heartbeat.  When you admitted that, I knew it was time to whip out the JDAM.

Posted by: you at June 29, 2008 05:13 PM (L5zbV)

92

L - R

Pajamma Mama, Ace and you at the beach:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5056-730101.jpg

 

Posted by: maxman at June 29, 2008 05:14 PM (OYeDg)

93 Meh.  I'm changing my moniker to "you" until you recodes to make this "feature" go away.  Or I feel like changing it back, whichever.

Posted by: you at June 29, 2008 05:18 PM (L5zbV)

94

[ you ] [ you ] [ you ] [ you ]

How many times? How many times have I told you, [ you ]?  Think of your family.  Think of your mother for chrissake.  Your dear mother [ you ] clutching her chest, wanting to die of embarrassment at the shame you've brought to the [ you ] family name.  Have you no decency, [ you ]?   

Posted by: Pupster at June 29, 2008 05:18 PM (BExLP)

95 you, don't forget to take out the spaces.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 05:20 PM (eiOZw)

96

Re-reads, "...but without the spaces". 

It's funnier with the spaces. 

Fuck Pupster.  I mean you. 

Posted by: Pupster at June 29, 2008 05:22 PM (BExLP)

97 Have we gotten this out of our systems yet?

Good. you was really starting to piss me off.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 05:22 PM (DbybK)

98

"Stinky Esposito and LauraW out on the town

Which is which?"

 

Your guess is as good as mine.

Posted by: maxman at June 29, 2008 05:22 PM (OYeDg)

99

"...inept and unsatisfying.."

 

I sure wasn't surprised to see my name there.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 05:23 PM (eiOZw)

100 - I guess that means that Stinky won.

Posted by: Paul in Iowa at June 29, 2008 05:23 PM (SV1ih)

Posted by: maxman at June 29, 2008 05:24 PM (OYeDg)

102

L - R

Pajamma Mama, Ace and pajama momma at the beach:

wait........what?

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 05:24 PM (f3xJa)

103 you owes stinky for finding this (heh)

Posted by: Paul in Iowa at June 29, 2008 05:25 PM (SV1ih)

104 It was you in the library with the lead pipe.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 05:27 PM (eiOZw)

105

Mmmm.... It's as if a million morons cried out at once...

Like a parent, it isn't easy to offer constructive criticism out of love and concern only to face the resentment of misguided and angry children. Your mother and I still care for you, flame war aside.

Perhaps a photo montage of your beautiful girlfriend will help ease your pain.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5gZiJnukAZc

Posted by: Spartan Fan at June 29, 2008 05:32 PM (7365r)

106
*deep breath*

XBradTC and I met for the first time on a hiking trip back in '96. We felt an incredible attraction for each other, ditched the group, and shagged like animals on a bed of fragrant pine needles, with cool forest breezes caressing our entwined bodies.

XBradTC was the most inept and unsatisfying lover I have ever known, and had organs that required the use of a magnifying lens to perceive.

There. I said it.
Phew.

Who cares, I had sex (with a partner), and that more than most morons can say.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 29, 2008 05:35 PM (pSXbN)

107 Time for a little culture:

I come to bury you, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with you ... The noble Brutus
Hath told you you was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath you answered it ...
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,
(For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men)
Come I to speak in you's funeral ...
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man….
He hath brought many captives home to Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in you seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, you hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with you,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 29, 2008 05:36 PM (d6E6+)

108 Pass the cookies please. 

Posted by: pitythefool at June 29, 2008 05:46 PM (F+tUu)

109 Total Snark!! you is a bastard!

Posted by: JimK at June 29, 2008 05:53 PM (FkrHK)

110 So, what y'all are saying, is that I have to call you a ravening cockmunch in order to be personally insulted by ever moron on this blog? Sounds too good to be true.

Posted by: Militant Bibliophile at June 29, 2008 06:03 PM (rG7kD)

111 Ha ha ha.  That sure is a funny feature.  

Posted by: bour3 at June 29, 2008 06:04 PM (9YONe)

112 Okay, the whole crashing-my-browser-on-posting" thing: bug or feature?

Posted by: Militant Bibliophile at June 29, 2008 06:05 PM (rG7kD)

113 Actually, having my name show up here doesn't really have much effect.

Posted by: someone at June 29, 2008 06:08 PM (2z2WN)

114 you had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but you has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But you has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

Posted by: Weisenheimer Brainstorm at June 29, 2008 06:16 PM (w0yN2)

115 I understand that you is so terrible with computers that you cannot even figure out how to turn them on without calling tech support.  If you tell you to google something, you thinks that means doing something weird to it with a vibrator on full shake.  The intellectual capacity of you makes rocks look intelligent in comparison, because at least rocks don't spout as much idiotic gibberish as you does nearly every waking moment.

In other words, you is a moron, just like everyone else around here.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 29, 2008 06:19 PM (kt4mn)

116 Man, take a day off from the interwebs and miss all the fun.

Posted by: Frank at June 29, 2008 06:20 PM (CRBq5)

117 Heh. That was fun! Here's some more fun in the moronic spirit of inserting Your Name Goes ==> Here:

Posted by: Lag O'Morph at June 29, 2008 06:31 PM (gzaD9)

118 Curses!  Well that didn't work, now, did it?  Now I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board and figure out how to embed video in a comment.  Failure....failed....foiled.  

Posted by: Lag O'Morph at June 29, 2008 06:33 PM (gzaD9)

119 Nothing like playing  the morons just to get hits!  LOL

Posted by: me at June 29, 2008 06:35 PM (c3H+i)

Posted by: louise at June 29, 2008 06:38 PM (c3H+i)

121 you is a jerk.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 29, 2008 06:39 PM (e321h)

122 Wow. You guys love me. You really, really love me. I'm not buying this is a bug/feature of the site. I just know you are all obsessively consumed with all things krakatoa and/or my mother.

That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 29, 2008 06:47 PM (oWDKi)

123 i don't get it.  playing around here...

Posted by: jason at June 29, 2008 06:51 PM (xSSmj)

124

Et tu, Nom? Et tu?

(sob)

That's Latin for "Eat shit, Nom de Blog, Eat shit!"

Posted by: Spartan Fan at June 29, 2008 06:52 PM (7365r)

125 oh.  fun.

you sucks my bag.

Posted by: jason at June 29, 2008 06:52 PM (xSSmj)

126 We are only pretending to love you.  Once you is convinced, and gives us a key to the house, we are going to steal all of you's stuff.

Because that's how we roll.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 29, 2008 06:53 PM (kt4mn)

127

Hey, Pixy, the comments thingy doesn't work very well in Opera. Wanna fixit sometime soon?

Oh, yes, testing this feature. Ah, a pox and a plague on you.

Posted by: Gregory at June 29, 2008 07:10 PM (cjwF0)

128

you is gonna fuck this up ...

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 29, 2008 07:18 PM (Bivii)

129
Hi, fellow morons, what's ...

OH. MY. GOD.

Just now checked AoS--I've been out all day.

I'm speechless. And humbled, sort of. Flattered, kind of.

Getting kinda misty eyed ...

Go fuck yourselves, all of you. AND I SAY THAT WITH LOVE!

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at June 29, 2008 07:19 PM (NcooJ)

130 you finally got this ? Dumb ass .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 29, 2008 07:24 PM (Bivii)

131

you don't know the trouble I've seen...

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 29, 2008 07:25 PM (+osns)

132 You is a smelly pirate hooker

Posted by: TJ at June 29, 2008 07:31 PM (zwLIa)

133
Dumb ass

Uh-huh. Yep. Indeed I am.

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at June 29, 2008 07:35 PM (NcooJ)

134 Does it work with "I", too? I guess there wouldn't be any point to that. you is such a dumbass. As am .

Posted by: moviegique at June 29, 2008 07:46 PM (1y5Vr)

135 Is [ you ] 's laundry done yet?  [ you ]'s mother has been at it all day...

Posted by: ATNorth at June 29, 2008 07:57 PM (/HWA9)

136 ?

Posted by: HHKirst at June 29, 2008 08:03 PM (UJNQE)

137 I just wish I knew how to quit you

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2008 08:10 PM (PD1tk)

138 Nice, Stinky. Very nice. The anti-flame. (from #41)

Actually, I know Stinky. I mean in real life. He once had a boss tell him, "You're the Antichrist." And the guy meant it.

So this is just S.O.P. for Stinky.

Posted by: Uncle Ted at June 29, 2008 08:14 PM (1Mq7K)

139 Hot Damn this comment thread is sexy.

Posted by: Joanie at June 29, 2008 08:15 PM (Yyy1m)

140

you came to the flame war with blood in one eye and shit in the other. you went home with shit in both eyes.

And Dick Cheney's cockprints.

Posted by: pendejo grande at June 29, 2008 08:16 PM (l/U9W)

141 This is a test of the emergency flamewar system.
This is only a test.
In an actual emergency, you would run around the site whimpering like a useless tool.
This concludes this test of the emergency flamewar system.

Posted by: Uncle Ted at June 29, 2008 08:17 PM (1Mq7K)

142

When you was young, you enjoyed hiding things up the pooper.

you's first lover was a member of the Gourd family.

As have been all of you's lovers since.

How big of a loser is you?  The TFL dudes went in on a group restraining order because you was hanging around outside their windows and creeping them out.

Posted by: Dogstar at June 29, 2008 08:19 PM (FgxdU)

143

L - R

Pajamma Mama, Ace and Terry at the beach:



I'd hit me.

Posted by: Terry at June 29, 2008 08:21 PM (vQgUp)

144 Funny, the comments in the sidebar show the name of the author in the [ you ] string.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 08:22 PM (eiOZw)

145

Or no, actually they don't.

Did I just imagine that?

 

 

hmm

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2008 08:33 PM (eiOZw)

146 test you

Posted by: Farmer Joe at June 29, 2008 08:35 PM (nYv/9)

147 I don't get it.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at June 29, 2008 08:36 PM (YNXM1)

148 I dont get it either.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 29, 2008 08:39 PM (+TNfe)

149 Test123123

Posted by: Smash'em at June 29, 2008 08:47 PM (Vp5gu)

150 testyou

Posted by: harrison at June 29, 2008 08:58 PM (Gv4O0)

151 x

Posted by: wierdo at June 29, 2008 08:59 PM (7r9wx)

152 you is a ...

Posted by: harrison at June 29, 2008 08:59 PM (Gv4O0)

153 Herro?

Posted by: captkidney at June 29, 2008 09:00 PM (LhGpt)

154 That's funny.

Posted by: harrison at June 29, 2008 09:00 PM (Gv4O0)

155 you likes both oysters AND snails

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2008 09:00 PM (PD1tk)

156 So do you have to type, "you" or must you type, (you) each time you wish to be an ass?

Posted by: captkidney at June 29, 2008 09:02 PM (LhGpt)

157 you, tell me how my ass tastes.

Posted by: Shaq at June 29, 2008 09:07 PM (23Gys)

158 Why it tastes lovely, Shaq! I only wish I had a fine wine to compliment it. What does go with bung anyway?

Posted by: captkidney at June 29, 2008 09:10 PM (LhGpt)

159

156 So do you have to type, "you" or must you type, (you) each time you wish to be an ass?

 

You have to type [ you ] but with no spaces, lauraw explains it a few posts up.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 09:13 PM (f3xJa)

160 Fine; I don't have shit to say... still gotta check it out tho

Posted by: hindmost at June 29, 2008 09:14 PM (+3FX6)

161 Hmmm... it may be time for you to begin typing in third person again...

Posted by: hindmost at June 29, 2008 09:17 PM (+3FX6)

162

Thanks PJM. I was sorta askin and sorta tryin it out. Guess I blew that! Anyhow, thank you.

 

Posted by: captkidney at June 29, 2008 09:19 PM (LhGpt)

163 Had to try it.

Posted by: rrockbeast at June 29, 2008 09:23 PM (zZNRt)

164 duh

Posted by: dumb at June 29, 2008 09:25 PM (7365r)

165

Thanks PJM. I was sorta askin and sorta tryin it out. Guess I blew that! Anyhow, thank pajama momma

so I have to delete the cookies now and refresh to see if my name really is in this comment at all don't I?

 

oh wait, nevermind, duh, PJM's in there.......dur

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2008 09:41 PM (f3xJa)

166 you needs help figuring easy shit like this out .

Posted by: asskicker at June 29, 2008 09:51 PM (Bivii)

167 I don't understand the post that you made.

Posted by: spamhead at June 29, 2008 09:51 PM (UP9Jh)

168 Can this be used on moonbat sites ? If so please link them .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 29, 2008 09:58 PM (Bivii)

169 147 I don't get it.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at June 29, 2008 08:36 PM (YNXM1)

148 I dont get it either.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 29, 2008 08:39 PM (+TNfe)

OK.
When you type up a comment, if you insert [ you ] (but omitting the spaces between the brackets) anywhere in the comment, all the other commenters will see their own screen name in that space.

So, when I type;
Is [ you ] following me now? (but omit the spaces between the brackets)

...what every commenter sees on the screen is:
Is THEIR OWN SCREEN NAME HERE following me now?

Done properly: you following me now?

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 10:04 PM (DbybK)

170

Memo to all -

You may all fuck off

Posted by: Lokki at June 29, 2008 10:11 PM (gE65f)

171 I think we should stop the thread now.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 10:14 PM (DbybK)

172 Get it, I do not.

Posted by: Bart at June 29, 2008 10:21 PM (tPE8b)

173 Okay, fun is fun.  Are there any other functions?

[date]
[time]
[address]
[url]
[email]

Posted by: JayC at June 29, 2008 10:24 PM (zvqvd)

174 Nope.

[day]
[home]
[here]

Posted by: JayC at June 29, 2008 10:24 PM (zvqvd)

175 [penissize]

Posted by: JayC at June 29, 2008 10:26 PM (zvqvd)

176 ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it now.

When I clicked on this thread my name was "Jazz" and I noticed that all the comments were directed at Jazz.

So, I was like wow they're really giving it to that little dress-wearing freak. Then I was like FUCK YEAH!!! this is the AoS that I know and love!

Then I changed my name back to Bart and submitted a comment. It's not as funny now.


Posted by: Bart at June 29, 2008 10:28 PM (tPE8b)

177 LMAO!

Posted by: leafyqueen at June 29, 2008 10:32 PM (8sSph)

178 Honestly, I wasn't hurt or bothered. I thought it was funny.

Posted by: eddiebear at June 29, 2008 11:23 PM (jhAd+)

179

And here I thought that you, you especially, (and all the rest of you drooling imbeciles), had the gumption to take a little backhanded smack on the ass...   Boy, was I wrong.  Sissies.

wah.

Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2008 11:40 PM (zAvxs)

180 I was famous on AoSHQ (a right smart milblog)  for a little while. I was ranked right up there with Paul Anka, Dick Cheney's cock, fucked up poetry, and that asshole who never placates. Now you're telling me it's all a joke?

Posted by: pendejo grande at June 29, 2008 11:45 PM (l/U9W)

181 I just want it known that Lokki, and everybody else here, wasn't actually dissed on purpose on this thread.

That we're utilizing a script that plugs in each commenter's name as soon as they sign on.

I just...Jesus, help me out, here people. I don't want anybody to actually feel badly about these goings on.

Lokki, you know that nobody ever actually typed your name anywhere on this thread, right?

OK dammit I'm going to sleep now.
In the morning I might just delete this whole freakin' thing.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2008 11:47 PM (DbybK)

182 hey, it's funny, and it's been explained in detail. No need to apologize if someone didn't get the memo.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2008 11:54 PM (vEl+m)

183 Seriously Laura, if you cannot figure out what's going on, then you is even more of a moron than the rest of us.

And that is really saying something.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 30, 2008 12:07 AM (kt4mn)

184   Hi everybody.  What happened?

Posted by: dprVIII at June 30, 2008 12:18 AM (4XUD3)

185 you got Dick Cheney's sloppy seconds on the infamous 'Night of the Cougar Man'.

Posted by: ticticboom at June 30, 2008 12:24 AM (xcsiR)

186 Glad I was blacked out on Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: dprVIII at June 30, 2008 12:38 AM (4XUD3)

187 Yeah, this will never be abused.  Heh.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at June 30, 2008 01:19 AM (Q5ggV)

188 You mean you're not all out to get me??  I don't believe it for a second!

Posted by: Chief Clancy Wiggum at June 30, 2008 02:04 AM (YacaW)

189 Mmm Valu-Rite martini

Posted by: Londo Cardassian at June 30, 2008 03:18 AM (eUNoM)

190

So, first I pat myself on the back for not getting all hissy and figuring out that I'm not being personally insulted.  Then I read the beginning of this post and LauraW says some of us morons is like, morons and don't get the joke.  Which I sort of moronically thought I'd gotten, except that I thought whatever *.bot was insulting me was doing so on the basis of postings made here, not just my cookie; so thinking that I was a moron of sufficient calibre to be worth insulting was yet another delusion of adequecy in a long sorry history of them. 

 

 

Posted by: Prufrock at June 30, 2008 04:11 AM (vISQb)

191 bambam

Posted by: bambam at June 30, 2008 05:32 AM (ZTpPi)

192 I knew it! I KNEW the whole world revolved around me!

Posted by: S. Weasel at June 30, 2008 06:22 AM (rasT+)

193 I need a cookie!!!!

Posted by: keggin at June 30, 2008 06:42 AM (WqTWX)

194 Ace

Posted by: ParisParamus at June 30, 2008 06:49 AM (C7U7V)

195

you gotta be kidding me.

Posted by: cranky at June 30, 2008 07:12 AM (GSjxr)

196 I love it!

This should drive the paranoid schizophrenics* amongst us nuts!

* And, yes, I'm talking about you.*

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at June 30, 2008 07:18 AM (Z3FWk)

197 What a bunch of goobers.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 30, 2008 08:14 AM (1hM1d)

198 So, you....feel like apologizing for all the stuff you've been saying about me?

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 30, 2008 08:31 AM (XYFN7)

199 You know, this would be an excellent time to sneak in some really hard digs at particular targets. They'd just think it was the script.

Posted by: S. Weasel at June 30, 2008 09:57 AM (rasT+)

200 you, tell me how my ass taste.

Posted by: seattle slough at June 30, 2008 09:57 AM (H5l9d)

201 you knows all and hopes to shut down all the dissent by fostering change.

Posted by: Obama at June 30, 2008 10:06 AM (/aSPO)

202

Hey, I don't owe you any apologies Stinky, you owes you the apologies.

 

Also S. Weasel is evil and I love it.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2008 10:13 AM (pzen5)

203 Wow, this is the best time I've had since middle school when I was fat for a couple years.  

Posted by: Mohammed Chip Hussein Jihad Shahid Mohammed at June 30, 2008 10:25 AM (sOtz/)

204 I'm so confused in this thread. I fucking love it!!!!

Posted by: Bart at June 30, 2008 10:50 AM (tPE8b)

205 But, really, it was seriously funny when I thought everyone was flaming Jazz.

Posted by: Bart at June 30, 2008 10:51 AM (tPE8b)

206 you has a small penis and droopy tits.

It works for guys and girls!

(I hope I am doing this right)



Posted by: SeeBS at June 30, 2008 10:56 AM (ObQV3)

207 Hey, you got stuff all over the cookies!

Posted by: carl at June 30, 2008 11:04 AM (BfBwh)

208 [Dave in Texas] is a douchebag.

Posted by: michael at June 30, 2008 11:39 AM (l7H1O)

209 Wait, I don't think I did that right.

Posted by: michael at June 30, 2008 11:39 AM (l7H1O)

210 Actually, I think you did.  Well, you did it better than you ever could.

Posted by: Dogstar at June 30, 2008 11:42 AM (FgxdU)

211 I want to enable this feature , on demand , at Huff-po and Kos .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 30, 2008 11:46 AM (Bivii)

212 Shit. I thought I had hit it big!

Posted by: iamnotachef at June 30, 2008 11:55 AM (nwJit)

213

I hate you

 

Posted by: unclerudy at June 30, 2008 12:48 PM (BzTiY)

214

I go away for a long weekend, and what happens? Big love!

I win. God bless you all.

Posted by: railwriter at June 30, 2008 12:49 PM (nwEiU)

215 Test.

Posted by: Sobek at June 30, 2008 02:43 PM (6GK9U)

216 foo

Posted by: erik at June 30, 2008 02:54 PM (6gb97)

217 i feel so special .

Posted by: spear at June 30, 2008 03:04 PM (bfl2B)

218 Just a 'tard commenting to see how it works.  you you [ you ]

Posted by: infidel2 at June 30, 2008 03:06 PM (pYcF8)

219 Oh, this is very fun!

Posted by: Muslihoon at June 30, 2008 03:13 PM (LR1ZU)

220 you should really try to type something.

Posted by: Max Power at June 30, 2008 04:59 PM (ZdsL4)

221 you is a big fat loser

Posted by: JavaJoe at June 30, 2008 05:10 PM (Am6n/)

222

I don't think I've had my brain fucked with so badly since I dated that witch at State U.

srsly

Posted by: fulldroolcup at June 30, 2008 06:57 PM (CU7SK)

223 Okay, let's test this thing: (you) make me want to puke my guts out!

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at June 30, 2008 08:18 PM (wsDHL)

224 Let's try that again.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at June 30, 2008 08:23 PM (wsDHL)

225 Okay, this time for sure:you make me want to puke my guts out!

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at June 30, 2008 08:27 PM (wsDHL)

226 [web]
[mail]
[mxweb]
[mxmail]

Posted by: JayC at June 30, 2008 08:40 PM (zvqvd)

227 *Sniff*

"They hate me , they really hate me."

- you

Posted by: monkeyfan at June 30, 2008 10:17 PM (cEE8N)

228 I was a regular reader until I saw myself being flamed.  I have a well rounded REAL life and I dont need to resort to web bullying to feel good about myself.

That being said, there are many a blog out there that contains the same content as AoS.

Laters

Posted by: IronMansLiver at July 01, 2008 04:50 AM (OJIkG)

229 ironmansliver, it's a punking... read the post dude.  the word you surrounded by brackets in a comment substitutes your comment name in the strong.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 01, 2008 11:09 AM (pzen5)

230 uh, string even

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 01, 2008 11:09 AM (pzen5)

231 you is so stupid, he just discovered yesterday that he has brackets on his keyboard.

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232 you are truly an imbecile.

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