September 30, 2007
— Ace More squirmy than funny, but worth a look.
I have to say I sort of think he's a dick. In his old days he took some shots at celebrities, but for more than 10 years he's been nothing but another ass-kissing starfucker. He goes after Hilton here not because he's a bad boy but because he's a pussy and he knows she's a safe target.
Not that I don't think she deserves some razzing. I'm just saying Letterman is trying to pretend he has balls by picking on a borderline retard.
What kind of crack-whores wear that stuff?
Posted by: Lindsay's pipe at September 30, 2007 01:04 PM (LLCm9)
Posted by: ricpic at September 30, 2007 01:10 PM (tng3f)
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at September 30, 2007 01:11 PM (4gHqM)
A confluence of the clueless
A bevy of buffoons
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 30, 2007 01:29 PM (bEmmq)
Sort of a dick?
Yeah, the same way I'm "sorta sexy".
That didn't really work, did it?
Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 30, 2007 01:40 PM (FXakj)
He's been a dick for years. I remember how he went after Nicole Kidman when she was a guest shortly after her whirlwind divorce from Tom Cruise. The divorce was not what she wanted and came as a shock to her, so the jokes were cruel.
Posted by: dave at September 30, 2007 01:42 PM (oR8jC)
Posted by: cranky at September 30, 2007 01:57 PM (7rKVk)
He was lame enough to be outclassed by O'Reilly. Then he bullies these retarded slutlets, but fawns all over Jane Fonda. He praised her for what she did in Vietnam, and that was when I swore off his show.
Posted by: stace at September 30, 2007 02:35 PM (A56/D)
Letterman's got an all-star lineup this week. An all-star lineup of douchebags including Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn. Why would anyone waste their time?
Posted by: Reiver at September 30, 2007 02:35 PM (+1BVD)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at September 30, 2007 02:46 PM (tq6GW)
I wasn't in prison but I was in the brigg.
If I were an airheaded retard on the lettermen show, I would have pummeled him stupid if he DARE talk to me in that way.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2007 02:48 PM (QTv8u)
I guess it's his best shot at an edward r. murrow award.
Posted by: Editor at September 30, 2007 02:58 PM (voOdD)
Posted by: Terry Ann at September 30, 2007 03:01 PM (lt6Oy)
Frank Miller rocks.
Posted by: moviegique at September 30, 2007 03:05 PM (1y5Vr)
I believe there were reports of empty KoolAid packets found in his dressing room.
Posted by: red speck at September 30, 2007 03:32 PM (OoMad)
This may be old, but it is pretty damn funny:
Posted by: mike at September 30, 2007 04:05 PM (/InkS)
So, what's with Paris Hilton's voice. She goes back and forth between a baby voiced 13 year old to a husky grown woman.
I wonder how many personalities she really has?
Posted by: Monica at September 30, 2007 04:12 PM (rFLG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 30, 2007 04:33 PM (wmgz8)
I found that his act got old fast.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 30, 2007 04:37 PM (dtQ3T)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 30, 2007 06:27 PM (ZxhyU)
I saw that segment with PH and Dave did try to get some humor at her expense. She surprised me by pretty much shutting that line of questioning off after a few minutes. Still, she's a spoiled little rich girl and certainly no one to emulate.
I am a long time fan of Letterman going back to the earliest days of Andy Kaufman and Larry 'Bud' Melman. He certainly has become a lefty lately, but I try to overlook that because I still enjoy his off the cuff humor.
BTW- all late night talk show hosts are professional celebrity ass-kissers. It helps when booking guests.
Posted by: Barry in CO at September 30, 2007 09:22 PM (kKjaJ)
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Posted by: bmac at October 01, 2007 06:13 AM (Nr4dg)
Can't stand Letterman. Every joke, word, gesture, prop, sound effect is an "inside" joke, and it's all about him. The repartee he has with himself is annoying.
I can't stay up that late anyway.
Posted by: kevlarchick at October 01, 2007 06:20 AM (TNuqz)
Letterman used to be pretty funny, but that was long ago.
Now he's just a leftist ass-kisser. Makes jokes about GW Bush? Oooo! how brave of him! I don't recall him poking holes in the Clintons, just those "back handed" jokes which were really compliments. His thin veneer of impartiality wore off ages ago. This is why he lost out to Leno but of course he can never admit or even understant that.
Fergison is way funnier than O'Brian.
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