February 28, 2005

Larry Summers Announces New Dates on Apology Tour
— Ace

But I don't think the audience is going to like his new stuff much better than the old stuff:

Actually, I think women are actually much better than men at many things. For one thing, they look better naked. A lot better. Well, maybe not if you're gay. But I'm not. I like women. A lot. No offense to the Tinkerbells out there.

...

Not that I've actually seen a lot of guys naked. Well, I had gym class when I was in school, and there were a lot of naked guys in the showers, and I guess a lot of them walked around the locker room without a towel on, so of course I did see them. Not that I was actually looking, they were just there. I mean, I wasn't looking away or covering my eyes or anything, I just wasn't ogling them.

Heh.

Posted by: Ace at 12:29 PM | Comments (9)
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1 Say, any of you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Or like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Nick at February 28, 2005 12:31 PM (Xroyb)

2 No, but I like gladiolas.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at February 28, 2005 01:34 PM (Pt3Le)

3 You know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. That never happens.

Posted by: lauraw at February 28, 2005 03:19 PM (6krEN)

4 "But what about your landlady?"

"Don't worry, you can do her too."

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2005 03:27 PM (/E3cY)

5 "So... I guess you've been with a man before"

"I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it."

Posted by: BrewFan at February 28, 2005 04:07 PM (95UaF)

6 "Pudding?!"

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2005 04:29 PM (/E3cY)

7 ok, so I'm not the only one bored to shreds today.


GANNOOOOOONNNN

Posted by: lauraw at March 01, 2005 08:41 AM (YWZ64)

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