July 31, 2012

"Kiss My Ass," Romney Aide Instructs Press, When They Shout Questions At Him At Poland's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
— Ace

Oh, f*** me, this is wonderful. Not just the instruction by the aide, Gorka, to "show some respect" at a holy site (wrong word-- not holy, but certainly sanctified).

The wonderful thing is the obnoxious hysterical whining -- "What about the Palestinnnnians" -- by the press.

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The media's trying to push this as another gaffe.

I liked @iowahawkblog's deadpan: "If there's anything the American public won't abide, it's someone who insults screaming reporters and Palestinians."

The press is claiming they were forced to whine out their inadequacies at the Tomb due to Romney having no press availabilities; in fact, he's been available for a hundred questions on the tour.

Dana Loesch compares the media's hair-on-fire reaction to Neil Munro's shouted question at Obama in the Rose Garden -- remember, he asked a question about Obama's new illegal immigration policy (double meaning intended) -- with its current claim that of course the media can whine and scream at a tomb for an unknown soldier.

Sometimes I appreciate the actual, by-the-letter definition of common words, and enjoy how fitting they are.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 AM | Comments (195)
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1 What would they say if someone told Barky to kiss their ass?

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2012 07:35 AM (YdQQY)

2 I am horrified. I am horrified he didn't kick them in the teeth. Yeah the American public has no desire to tell the MFM to go fuck themselves. None.

Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at July 31, 2012 07:36 AM (NY3kI)

3 Wad. Press. Panties.  SAR.  Faux rage.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 07:36 AM (N2yhW)

4 What would they say if someone told Barky to kiss their ass?Posted by: Vic

"That's going to be hard from inside, Lord Gawd of All, butt we'll do our bestes!'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2012 07:36 AM (5FvTK)

5 That is even better in context. Good for him. Only thing that would have been better if he said "show some respect but first you will blow me."

Posted by: Midaz at July 31, 2012 07:36 AM (VuvJx)

6 This major gaffe is sure to depress Republican turnout.  Obama wins by 20.

Posted by: Gerg at July 31, 2012 07:37 AM (d/5qf)

7 So sick of the apologies.  There was no NEED for an apology.  If only the males in the Repube party could grow at least one pair to share between all of them.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 31, 2012 07:38 AM (tQHzJ)

8 I tell him to kiss my ass every time I see him on TV.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2012 07:38 AM (YdQQY)

9 Gaffs?  The only gaffs are outta the media's noise holes.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 07:39 AM (N2yhW)

10 beautiful.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 31, 2012 07:39 AM (DJ+In)

11 Yahoo pulled this story just minutes ago.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 31, 2012 07:39 AM (sRg6+)

12 You know what's weird? My phone. It's been unusually quiet today. Then I checked Drudge, and discovered that 670 million in India are currently without power. No heavily accented spam calls today.  Woohoo!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 31, 2012 07:39 AM (L7hol)

13 Let's try projection.

Posted by: MFM at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (N2yhW)

14 Those news nozzles aren't even trying to hide their bias against Romney.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (mtRB0)

15 Has somebody sent an application to Mitt's PressSec so he can join the Moron horde?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (kqqGm)

16

Fuck the Palestinians. 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (+qVLK)

17 Gorka at a funeral to a person on a cellphone: Hey, Fucko, how bout a little respect heeya?

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (nEkih)

18 I approve. The press acts like the shitty little kid who's always threatening to get his older brother to beat you up, except his older brother is also a pussy.

I think some part of the Romney team should be antagonizing the MSM and goading them into overreaching.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 07:40 AM (N/1Dm)

19 This is soooo easy.

Posted by: Romney to McCain at July 31, 2012 07:41 AM (N2yhW)

20 It would have been better if it had come out of Romney's mouth but bravo anywho.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (HI819)

21 For journalists, it is all about themselves, they want their questions answered now, damn the dead.

Posted by: Penfold at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (1PeEC)

22 Double Gorka's salary...no triple it,.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (KeFdo)

23

Wow, this just shows how out of touch the Romney campaign is. 

 

Nobody  says "Kiss My Ass" anymore.

 

Can't these people even throw an F-bomb like, you know, normal people???

Posted by: The Media at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (aBlZ1)

24 My ass Your lips Some assembly required Gotta love it

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (KZ5KD)

25 Gorka went to the Sylvio Dante School of Charm and Public Relations

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 07:42 AM (Af6GM)

26 It would be nice to hear it...uncensored....without the "Kiss my ass" part bleeped out.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (mtRB0)

27 USA vs North Korea women's soccer on live

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (05RcU)

28 What about the fu__ing Palestinians?

Posted by: Zombie Cloe Noel at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (WkuV6)

29 Reading what happened - thought it was kinda cool.

Hearing and seeing what happened - fucking awesome.


Loud mouthed bitch sounded like a bratty little school girl.

Posted by: Dang at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (Ky1+e)

30 Uh, a couple weeks ago a reporter was ostrasized among other reporters for asking a question to SCoaMF, and that was at an actual press conference.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (iYvMQ)

31 16
Fuck the Palestinians.   I second that...

Posted by: Joe n TX at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (pjusE)

32 We need to start a draft Gorka for President Romney's press secretary movement.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (KeFdo)

33 If you don't watch the video, you might think this was a gaffe.  But thankfully the video captures just how whiny the reporters sound.

Posted by: LIGuy at July 31, 2012 07:43 AM (+usC4)

34 And of course the MSM press yell shit at obama right? right right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 07:44 AM (05RcU)

35 25. I wonder what rham would have said if he was still jef's cos? Dude can swear like a drunk CPO

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 31, 2012 07:44 AM (KZ5KD)

36 Rush compared this to something a reporter did; one that was questioning Obama somewhere... And, they chased the reporter away. I realize this is an empty comment - but maybe someone else who was listening can fill in the blanks. And, I loved how he quoted Obama quoting Rev. Wright - wow, what a racist Obama is.

Posted by: *boink; I can't remember at July 31, 2012 07:44 AM (HOOye)

37 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 07:44 AM (8y9MW)

38 Loud mouthed bitch sounded like a bratty little school girl. Posted by: Dang at July 31, 2012 12:43 PM (Ky1+e) yeah who was that bitch bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 07:45 AM (05RcU)

39 Respect?  What the hell is that? is that a REAL word?

Posted by: MSM Editor at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (lZBBB)

40

Gorka?

That guy can borrow my cougar anytime.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (+qVLK)

41 i would happily drop a grand to see somebody bitchslap one of these pansy assed journos.  just light them the eff up.  there would be an insurrection in the press.

Posted by: cfh13 at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (uURnG)

42

The NBC Today show as all ape crap about that this morning.

 

But I guess they have to give the massive amount of unemployed people some reason to dislike Romney.  He might actually do something that would better their lives.......like create an environment where someone would actually offer them a job or something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (OWjjx)

43
What's the problem? It's not like anybody knows that soldier's name or anything.

Posted by: Best and Brightest at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (GDG6d)

44 I was pondering a post on this matter.  It disgusts me so much.  The media derides and denigrates people like Catholic Cardinals because of the power they administer.  In fact the media wants to see themselves as cardinals with such power.  The media is such a pack of slavering curs.

I wish one of the Polish soldiers at the tomb had said what this find American soldier said to obnoxious tourists at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.  Just to shut them up and shame them.

http://tinyurl.com/4yckndm

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 07:46 AM (+SmuD)

45

 Want a 5 point jump in the polls, Mitt?

 

Roll up a newspaper and start thumping presstitutes in the nose.

 

"NO!  Bad journalist!  BAD!"

Posted by: Jaws at July 31, 2012 07:47 AM (4I3Uo)

46 Show some respect to Gorkon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 07:47 AM (ZAYlH)

47 eerr    'this fine American soldier'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 07:47 AM (+SmuD)

48 Nobody says "Kiss My Ass" anymore. Can't these people even throw an F-bomb like, you know, normal people??? ********** Are we sure he said--"kiss my ass"? Or is ace just filling in the b-e-e-e-e-e-p. I suspect it's another Dr. Moneycock--situation.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:47 AM (r2PLg)

49 NYT, CNN, ABC,WP,Politico, ET AL = DAVID AXELROD. Good move Mr. Gorka! You deserve a raise AND a promotion! These twits deserve NOTHING.

Posted by: blogforce one at July 31, 2012 07:47 AM (7cXfH)

50 Gorka at a wedding with an incessant cougher: Yo! Get a cough drop, ya noisy fuck. We're in church, heeya.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 07:48 AM (atmwW)

51 Hey Alex, what did you think of my AoS 'Ettes Fanfic from yesterday?

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2012 07:48 AM (GQ8sn)

52 It was pretty clear that the Media had designed a "Romney not ready for Prime Time Foreign Policy" meme in advance and are now working ferverishly to develop it.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:48 AM (OWjjx)

53 Gorka rocks.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 31, 2012 07:48 AM (/izg2)

54 LOL, now the left is claiming Romney has slave blood. (AP) You know what's coming... Romney's lineage held Obama's direct ancestor's as slaves.

Posted by: what next? at July 31, 2012 07:49 AM (HOOye)

55 Wow, this just shows how out of touch the Romney campaign is.

Nobody says "Kiss My Ass" anymore.

Can't these people even throw an F-bomb like, you know, normal people???

Posted by: The Media


Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement


"Choke on my fat cock you fucking whore!  Turf's all holy and shit!  Now jiggle dat ass now!  Say,  jiggle dat ass now!  Lemme hear ya say,  jiggle dat ass now!"?  Something like that?  I don't know.  I listen to a lot of rap.

Posted by: Dang at July 31, 2012 07:49 AM (Ky1+e)

56 Horrifying! A screaming lefty with a poor Palistinian question gets told to show some respect... Thats it.. I am voting for Obama.. sure he has ruined the economy and is a SCOAMF but... at least he doesnt have an aid do that! /s

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 31, 2012 07:49 AM (DGIjM)

57 The river Temarc in winter.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (ZAYlH)

58 And it is pretty clear from Gorka's response that Team Romney has pretty well figured out that the media has picked sides in this fight and it ain't his.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (OWjjx)

59 48 Nobody says "Kiss My Ass" anymore. Can't these people even throw an F-bomb like, you know, normal people??? Seriously, he should have called them SCoaMF's.

Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (HOOye)

60 Let's see-- most of Poland probably heard the reporters screaming like pelosiwits--but only the reporters heard what ever was bleeped. Now NBC goes national in a tissy fit about their wounded warriors. Go blow --you bastards.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (r2PLg)

61 Points off for not telling them to Leahy themselves.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (MMC8r)

62

We need to PUSH the video out... so people can see what REALLY happened there, not just what the MSM will SAY happened there...

 

Folks are tired of the MSM NOT showing respect.... to anyone or anything... this could actualy play WELL (like the Presidents you spun my you didn't word for this) as long as the WHOLE video is out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (lZBBB)

63 Not good enough for me... He should have tazed the bastard immediately after the KMA. /s

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 31, 2012 07:50 AM (gbD0f)

64

I love this.   Seriously.   Whatever Gorka is making, double it.  

 

The reporters' actions in this situation were disgraceful.      As I mentioned      in the headlines post, they    are guests in a foreign country at a    sacred place.    How would we as Americans feel if a bunch of Polish journalists were screaming questions at Lech Walesa if he was here in the US visiting OUR Tomb of the Unknown     Soldier?   It's disgusting.

 

And the questions they were asking weren't even related to his Poland visit!   Not that it would have been better if they were,   but at least they could have had a miniscule, atrophied leg to stand on.  

 

As it is, they were acting like spoiled children and they got spanked for it.   I    think it's beautiful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 07:51 AM (4df7R)

65 Mitt Romney, the wimpy bully slave-owner.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 07:51 AM (zBI+t)

66

32We need to start a draft Gorka for President...  movement.

 

FIFY

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2012 07:51 AM (f29LO)

67 Awesome.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (J8gK5)

68 We really should get Gorka to make a guest post here.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (05RcU)

69 Thats it.. I am voting for Obama.. sure he has ruined the economy and is a SCOAMF but... at least he doesnt have an aid do that! ******* I'll see your Romney aide and up you- a Rahm Emanuel.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (r2PLg)

70 I think it was Iowahawk who called them the Westboro Baptist Media.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (T0NGe)

71 Great, This Rombley guy should run for presnit. Gotta be better than that panzy in the office now. What's gonna happen again when we figure out that he was NEVER eligible for the office? Due to dual citizenship, or not admitting that he has an alias that he is known by, or not meeting anyone's idea of a natural born citizen?

Posted by: Mephitis at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (ehXLT)

72 YO! - Mittens, you wimp/bully/vulture capitalist pig, when did you stop beating your wife and raping little boys? - MFM

Posted by: dougf@pittsburghstage.com at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (AqaMO)

73 Unknown soldier? I don't know any unknown soldier!

Posted by: Barky the Kenyan at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (izA2D)

74

What AllenG said above.

I voted this morning in the Republican race for Senate (Cruz v Dewhurst) here in Texas. For Cruz. I asked the pollworker about turnout, she said it had been much heavier this morning than previous run-off races in state-wide elections. I live in a heavily Republican district in northern suburb of Dallas. I actually had intended earlier in the campaign to vote for Dewhurst, but after listening very attentively to their positions, I voted for Cruz. Dewhurst ran some of the most sorry-ass attack ads I have seen in recent elections. There is absolutely no doubt that Dewhurst is the establishment Republican candidate. Thus, Cruz.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (mHBsU)

75

54

LOL, now the left is claiming Romney has slave blood. (AP)

 

Don't you mean....."is claiming that Barky has slave blood"?

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (mtRB0)

76 MWR click on the link in my post.  Some jackwipes were laughing at our Tomb.  The sentry stopped, stepped off the path, addressed them directly to behave, and then kept to his routine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 07:52 AM (+SmuD)

77

I think it was Iowahawk who called them the Westboro Baptist Media

 

If so, then Iowahawk has won the internets.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:53 AM (OWjjx)

78 Barack.... what do you find enchanting about the white house?

Posted by: msm at July 31, 2012 07:53 AM (DGIjM)

79 Their should be a new campaign motto-- Going Gorka!

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:53 AM (r2PLg)

80 Holy means "Set apart", so it works.

Awesome.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 31, 2012 07:53 AM (xAtAj)

81 Don't you mean....."is claiming that Barky has slave blood"? Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (mtRB0) ------ yeah, sorry, no way to edit, I was going to link the piece... but tiny urls... meh

Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 07:54 AM (HOOye)

82 Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:54 AM (da5Wo)

83 33"If you don't watch the video, you might think this was a gaffe. But thankfully the video captures just how whiny the reporters sound."

Posted by: LIGuy at July 31, 2012 12:43 PM (+usC4)

 

 

 

 

This is why the story has been pulled.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 31, 2012 07:54 AM (sRg6+)

84 Westboro Baptist Media.  HA!  That so works.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 07:54 AM (+SmuD)

85 Their should be a new campaign motto--


Going Gorka!


I think it'll make a good verb.  "He just Gorkaed the media, but good!"

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 07:54 AM (T0NGe)

86

@58 "And it is pretty clear from Gorka's response that Team Romney has pretty well figured out that the media has picked sides in this fight and it ain't his."

 

Facts not entirely in evidence, but this is a hopeful sign.  Too many Republicans have bowed and scraped to the MSM in the past only to get their teeth kicked in when it finally mattered.  You'd think that they'd eventually learn.

Posted by: Jaws at July 31, 2012 07:55 AM (4I3Uo)

87 their voices. their voices will haunt me forever.

Posted by: morgan at July 31, 2012 07:55 AM (bEuIx)

88 Of course CNN has a different tale on all of this: CNN says Gorka told Jonathan Martin to "shove it." Martin says Gorka told reporters to “shove it”? Twitchy

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:55 AM (r2PLg)

89

Gorka taught Superfly Jimmy Snuka how to throw a flying elbow from the top turnbuckle.

Posted by: Gorka Fun Facts at July 31, 2012 07:55 AM (+qVLK)

90 there's a word for their behavior:



Poutrage

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (6IReR)

91 Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (HOOye)

(a) The story is BS.  It has a line of logic like the Underpants Gnomes.
(b) Even NPR, who pushed the story yesterday, knew it was BS and they buried it deep in their website.

Leave it to the AP.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (T0NGe)

92 It was pretty clear that the Media had designed a "Romney not ready for Prime Time Foreign Policy" meme in advance and are now working ferverishly to develop it.

Which is especially sad in light of their constant shilling for President On-The-Job-Training.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (8y9MW)

93 "Here's your comment on the Palis"

(grabs crotch and waves junk at reporters)

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (KeFdo)

94

CNN says Gorka told Jonathan Martin to "shove it." Martin says Gorka told reporters to “shove it”?

 

Tomato.......Tomatoh........eh.

 



 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (OWjjx)

95 Do you think your gaffes overshadow your trip? she asks, at once attempting to create a narrative and reinforce it.

The screeching is contemptable, but I find the coordinated effort by the group of "journalists" to create news far more disturbing.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 31, 2012 07:56 AM (AzVo1)

96

MWR click on the link in my post. Some jackwipes were laughing at our Tomb. The sentry stopped, stepped off the path, addressed them directly to behave, and then kept to his routine.


 

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (+SmuD)

 

Oh, that is   excellent.   YES.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 07:57 AM (4df7R)

97 *There* should be a new campaign motto (gawd I hate when I do that!) ***** I think it'll make a good verb. "He just Gorkaed the media, but good!" Let's see I'm trying that out...

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:57 AM (r2PLg)

98 Here's Legal Insurrections Obama slave line post: http://tinyurl.com/bvxm89x (I won't link whitehouse blog post) And, since Romney is connected to "slave owners," yeah, we can see where this is going.

Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 07:57 AM (HOOye)

99 Mallamutt, I believe that was pre-determined many moons ago.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2012 07:58 AM (HI819)

100 The Palis can join the International Community when they prove they can play like civilized little boys and girls.  Until then, they're locked in their rooms.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 07:58 AM (MMC8r)

101 I think Gorka didn't go far enough. I would have like to see him kick a little ass.

Well, "little ass" is a metaphor since most of these reporters are flabby, fat ass, big mouth members of the Obama Felatio Club.

They wouldn't know an honest question if it bit them in their flabby, no-nothing asses. 

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 07:58 AM (VZanF)

102 He should have told them to - Put a Gorka in It! wait...that doesn't work.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:59 AM (r2PLg)

103 Beautiful. Every day of this trip Romney has made me happier to vote for him in November. All he needs to do is work SCOAMF into a speech somewhere, or it come out that they use the term internally in the campaign.

Posted by: Karusky at July 31, 2012 07:59 AM (dO4L7)

104

CNN: "Governor Romney are you concerned about some of the mishaps of your trip?

 

NYT: "Governor Romney do you have a statement for the Palestinians?

 

Washington Post: "What about your gaffes?

 

NYT: "Governor Romney do you feel that your gaffes have overshadowed your foreign trip?"

 

CNN: "Governor Romney just a few questions sir, you haven't taken but three questions on this trip from the press!

 

Gorka: "Show some respect"

 

NYT: "We haven't had another chance to ask a question..."

 

Gorka: "Kiss my ass. This is a Holy site for the Polish people. Show some respect."

 

 

Honestly, if that was me, I don't think I could have held off that long before telling them to kiss my ass.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:00 AM (4df7R)

105

Hey Alex, what did you think of my AoS 'Ettes Fanfic from yesterday?

Oh was there more?  I think I missed most of it since I had to do some work at work *takes to fainting couch*  What I saw was hilarious.

 

Camp NaNoWri starts tomorrow and I'm still kicking around writing The Horde Does The ZA.  The problem is that I don't think I can hit 50k words of "There was a meetup.  Zombies attacked.  The Horde shot them."   Even I can't add that many fucks. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 08:00 AM (VtjlW)

106 The press is seriously trying to state that Romney's trip is a disaster?  Someone should tell them that when you try to create a narrative, it helps to be somewhere in the neighborhood of reality.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 31, 2012 08:01 AM (HLFzM)

107 Jeebus--those reporters sound so bad--it's like an SNL skit.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 08:01 AM (r2PLg)

108

81Don't you mean....."is claiming that Barky has slave blood"?
Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (mtRB0)
 

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yeah, sorry, no way to edit, I was going to link the piece... but tiny urls... meh

Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (HOOye)

 

---------

 

The ridiculousness of it is off the scale, isn't it.

I mean....on several levels.

 

They are claiming that they can trace Barky's roots back 400 years?

And yet....they are still foggy about the last 50 years of his past?

 

There's that.....and then the part about him having some "slave blood".

Which would mean that he would have to have had some great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent...who was a slave.

When, BHO Sr.'s line has never left Africa. 

What utter bullshit.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:01 AM (mtRB0)

109

We should try this on for  size...

 

"Gorka's outburst is being taken out-of-context."

Posted by: reason at July 31, 2012 08:01 AM (W2YA6)

110 Even I can't add that many fucks.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 01:00 PM (VtjlW)


Come on, if 50 Shades of Gray can add that many...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 31, 2012 08:02 AM (da5Wo)

111 Alexethechick, thanks for the notice on Camp NaNoWriMo.

Wonder if its okay I have 10,800 words of something already written?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 08:02 AM (+SmuD)

112 The fear they are showing is so much fun.  This comes to mind.

What is best in life......http://tinyurl.com/yk7n7bv


I love the Lamentations of the c**t reporter, "what about the Palestinians?"


May we say, fuck them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 08:03 AM (3ZjAP)

113

probably 25 years ago I was on a tour of the Tomb of the Unknowns, one of the highlights of my life was watching the changing of the guards.  I was all of 10 years old and needed to rewind my camera (yes, you had to do that back then kids).  the loud whirring and buzzing of my canon during the change made me wish that i was dead on the spot. 

stupid effing kids.

Posted by: cfh13 at July 31, 2012 08:03 AM (uURnG)

114 Camp NaNoWri starts tomorrow and I'm still kicking around writing The Horde Does The ZA. The problem is that I don't think I can hit 50k words of "There was a meetup. Zombies attacked. The Horde shot them." Even I can't add that many fucks.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 01:00 PM (VtjlW)

 

What if you somehow   set the meet-up at a Chik-Fil-A, and somehow worked in the entire CFA menu?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:03 AM (4df7R)

115 The despicable representatives of the despicable MSM who screamed these despicable pseudo-question propaganda points for the despicable piece of shit occupooping our White House need to be forced to live with their despicable fakestinian allies.

Despicable, lying scumbags.  It's what the Western Left is.  It's what they were born to be.  How much more of these low-life sub-human scum will decent people tolerate?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:03 AM (X3lox)

116 I'm still kicking around writing The Horde Does The ZA. The problem is that I don't think I can hit 50k words of "There was a meetup. Zombies attacked. The Horde shot them."

Just do the story in roving first person, or with lots of dialogue.  Then you can have me saying 'SCOAMT' every other line, and Soothsayer interjecting random non sequitors.

You could let us have erg and AJ fed to the Zombies to buy us time to hole up wherever we hole up.  A Cabellas, maybe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 08:03 AM (8y9MW)

117 See this shows the wimp factor in the campaign. 

They won't even answer a silly ole question.

Posted by: News Week editor at July 31, 2012 08:04 AM (3ZjAP)

118 The Westboro MFM is in full bloom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:05 AM (X3lox)

119 I dunno. I am overseas and Romney's trip is being pretty well received by the people here. They really are starting to like him. Many of them actually loathe Obama. You can't mention his (Obama's) name in a pub.

Yet we have US "journalists" (and I use that term in the loosest sense)  trying to create false memes about Romney's readiness?

Who are these people in the press? Communists?




Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 08:05 AM (VZanF)

120 What gaffe, bitch? You mean repeating what the British press was saying about security people going on strike? Good gosh, the MFM is sooo desperate. I thought yelling questions was bad/racist behavior.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 31, 2012 08:05 AM (UU0OF)

121 12 You know what's weird? My phone. It's been unusually quiet today. Then I checked Drudge, and discovered that 670 million in India are currently without power. No heavily accented spam calls today. Woohoo!


Hey, you can still email me if you want to lower your credit card rate, but this is your LAST chance.

Posted by: Julia, here to lower your interest rates at July 31, 2012 08:06 AM (3ZjAP)

122 Who are these people in the press? Communists?

What that rhetorical?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 08:06 AM (8y9MW)

123 What if you somehow set the meet-up at a Chik-Fil-A, and somehow worked in the entire CFA menu?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 01:03 PM (4df7R)

 

To continue, something like,

 

"Backwards Boy was handing out the waffle fries when a zombie went for his throat.   Willow smashed a chair across the back of its head, destroying its brain, before settling down to a meal of    delicious    chicken strips."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:06 AM (4df7R)

124 One phrase: 57 states.

Yeah, but he was tired, you know.

Worst part? What's his excuse for the last four years?

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 08:07 AM (VZanF)

125

What if you somehow set the meet-up at a Chik-Fil-A, and somehow worked in the entire CFA menu?

 

Hmmm, that's a possibility.  I could also just start listing everyone's weapons.  That'll get me 30k at least.

 

Just do the story in roving first person, or with lots of dialogue. Then you can have me saying 'SCOAMT' every other line, and Soothsayer interjecting random non sequitors.

You could let us have erg and AJ fed to the Zombies to buy us time to hole up wherever we hole up. A Cabellas, maybe.

 

That could work as well.  I did ponder there being an intense argument over where to hole up since the Wal-Mart v. Target fight can go for hours but then I realized that duh it would be a liquor store.

 

The hilarious thing is I actually have a Scrivener outline for this.

 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 08:07 AM (VtjlW)

126 An American Indian burial site is forever hallowed ground but a Polish tomb is simply an inconvenient press junket venue.

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2012 08:07 AM (h6XiD)

127 The 'pub still need some sort of financial hand grenade to lob at the press as an industry sitting as pending legislation or FCC action.

Posted by: Zombie Cloe Noel at July 31, 2012 08:07 AM (WkuV6)

128 NaNoWri month again?

I may just try to finish mine for my wife's birthday or something.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 08:08 AM (MMC8r)

129 The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Warsaw is hallowed, if not holy. The Poles have great respect for their military-dead and alive. I had the very unexpeced pleasure of taking a public bus with the General of the Army and his wife. They were going to a memorial at this very site, and were absolutely humble and lovely. In my broken Polish, i asked about the huge number of medals on his uniform, and he graciously answered in English that they were from WWII, when he was with the Resistance. He and his wife were so very kind to my kids and I. So, for the MFM to use a memorial like that to scream at Romney, accusing HIM of gaffes with the Palestinkians, really, really pisses me off. Good for Gorka (a good Polish/ Slavic name too!!)

Posted by: moki at July 31, 2012 08:08 AM (dZmFh)

130 Akk Zombie Cloe Noel sock off

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2012 08:08 AM (WkuV6)

131 I've wanted to take a crack at NaNoWriMo for a few years now, but I can never convince myself to do it. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:08 AM (4df7R)

132 Jesus, how pathetic. The MSM is scared shitless of Romney and trying to wishcast a gaffe story line. First off, fuck the Palis. Second, maybe Romney out to start fucking with the MSM back? "Gaffe? You mean like all the shit that SCOAMF did to England? I'm sorry the London Olympics can't handle criticism." It's like with Rush and the Bane/Bain thing. Oh, other people can speculate about a connection, and other people can note olympic failings, but god forbid if a conservative does it. Fuck em all.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 08:09 AM (QxSug)

133

98

Here's Legal Insurrections Obama slave line post:

http://tinyurl.com/bvxm89x

 

Posted by: then, SCoaMF would have gone viral at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (HOOye)

 

----------------

 

Oh. They're claiming it's from his mother's side?!

What a total crock.

 

In light of how they tried to re-write all those presidential biographies...in order to insert Barky into them......this really is hilarious.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:09 AM (mtRB0)

134 One phrase: 57 states.

Yeah, but he was tired, you know.

Worst part? What's his excuse for the last four years?

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VZanF)

-

In the olden days, they would have said he has iron-poor blood.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 31, 2012 08:09 AM (HLFzM)

135 The 'pub still need some sort of financial hand grenade to lob at the press as an industry sitting as pending legislation or FCC action. Death sentence: Zero-out funding for all anti-piracy copyright enforcement.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 31, 2012 08:09 AM (ogdab)

136 I did ponder there being an intense argument over where to hole up since the Wal-Mart v. Target fight can go for hours but then I realized that duh it would be a liquor store.

Neither.  The problem with big stores is that they're designed to be easy to get into.

What you really want is old-style bank (with bars on the door and everything) or some multi-story building where you can hole up in the top several floors.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 08:09 AM (8y9MW)

137 54

LOL, now the left is claiming Romney has slave blood. (AP)

Don't you mean....."is claiming that Barky has slave blood"?


Not a chance, his dad was Kenyan.  Now his dad's family may have OWNED some slaves in Kenya.   That would look good wouldn't it? 

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 08:10 AM (3ZjAP)

138 Alex wiped her grimy face on a less dirty sleeve.  The stench of body sweat, zombie goo, and cordite almost makes her gag.  Steeling herself, she slaps another magazine into her 1911A1 who's barrel is still smoking.  She looks at the civilians in the Chik-Fil-A and the pile of zombie bodies clogging the shattered door.  Her eyes narrow as her face sets in grim determination, it does not matter if she runs out of bullets.  Just take as many out as possible before going down.  Save the civilians from the WiFi zombies of Starbucks is her mission, her sole mission.  She got ready for the next wave.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 08:10 AM (+SmuD)

139 118 The Westboro MFM is in full bloom. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 01:05 PM (X3lox) That is absolutely brilliant.

Posted by: moki at July 31, 2012 08:11 AM (dZmFh)

140 In the olden days, they would have said he has iron-poor blood.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (HLFzM)

 

Fuck that.   I'm so anemic     I have to eat rusty railway ties to keep from keeling over, and i'm STILl a hundred times smarter than    that asshole.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:11 AM (4df7R)

141

"Westboro Baptist Media"

"Poutrage"

 

GOOD LORD THE INTERNET IS FULL OF WIN TODAY.

Posted by: reason at July 31, 2012 08:12 AM (W2YA6)

142 @98

What a crock.  The names sounded alike so they must be related.  Next thing you know he'll claim he's a Cherokee.

Oh, wait that gig has already been taken.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 08:12 AM (3ZjAP)

143 I'm so anemic I have to eat rusty railway ties to keep from keeling over, and i'm STILl a hundred times smarter than that asshole. Actually, eating the ties sounds like something SCOAMF would do. For your health's sake, please stick to the rails.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 31, 2012 08:13 AM (ogdab)

144

NaNoWri month again?

They're doing Camp NaNoWri which is basically NaNo in August instead of November.  I'm thinking about trying to finish off my cracktastic not!Batman thing I did for NaNo 2010. 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 08:13 AM (VtjlW)

145 @ 126 - Congrats! Here's your Doctorate.

Posted by: Columbia School of Journalism at July 31, 2012 08:14 AM (HI819)

146 @137: They claim he's related to The First Slave In America by his mother's side. I am not making this up. (There are holes in the methodology big enough to drive an aircraft carrier through, as you might expect).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2012 08:14 AM (tqwMN)

147 Isn't it written that all people calling themselves journalists will be raptured and thrown into hell to cleanse the earth or something?

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 08:15 AM (VZanF)

148

This man needs some sort of national monument named after him.

 

Perhaps a park.

 

Gorka Park.

Posted by: reason at July 31, 2012 08:15 AM (W2YA6)

149
That is absolutely brilliant.

Posted by: moki at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (dZmFh)



Damn!  I thought so, too, but I guess Iowahawk was already there long before.  Clearly, Iowahawk is doping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:15 AM (X3lox)

150

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (3ZjAP)

 

 

How.... and my Indian name is Big Chief Running Mouth...

Posted by: Precedent Obama at July 31, 2012 08:16 AM (lZBBB)

151

Can some PAC just make this a campaign ad as-is? 

 

Run it in Wisconsin, PA, and Ohio.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 31, 2012 08:16 AM (PReJ3)

152 For your health's sake, please stick to the rails.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (ogdab)

 

Will do.   No wonder I've had a stomachache lately.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:16 AM (4df7R)

153 Yes and for their next trick Ancestry.com will trace Romney's lineage to Louis XVI or something...

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 08:16 AM (VZanF)

154 Perfect ad placement.

Right next to the definition at the link, I had an ad for "Sign Barack's Birthday Card" 
(I tried to attach a link to a screen cap, but spam filter blocked it.)

Posted by: SeeBS at July 31, 2012 08:16 AM (1XKpL)

155 126 An American Indian burial site is forever hallowed ground but a Polish tomb is simply an inconvenient press junket venue.

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (h6XiD)


We had one of those in our back yard.  That's what my family history says.

Posted by: Injuin Elizabeth at July 31, 2012 08:17 AM (3ZjAP)

156

146@137: They claim he's related to The First Slave In America by his mother's side. I am not making this up. (There are holes in the methodology big enough to drive an aircraft carrier through, as you might expect).

 

What methodology? Do what I did - just make shit up. Tell 'em Kunte Kinte told you this, so it must be true. They'll buy it. Maybe make a miniseries out of it, who knows?

Posted by: Alex Haley at July 31, 2012 08:17 AM (BE1hB)

157

16 Fuck the Palestinians.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 12:40 PM (+qVLK)

 

AND the "journalists."

 

AND the media generally.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2012 08:18 AM (BE1hB)

158

Press to Romney:   Do you think your gaffes have overshadowed your trip!?

 

Press to Obama:  What do you find most enchanting about the White House?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:18 AM (4df7R)

159 They claim he's related to The First Slave In America by his mother's side.

So....Reparations For Crackers, right?

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 08:19 AM (MMC8r)

160 My current novel is at 46K.  Only took 28 years.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 08:19 AM (MMC8r)

161 We all know that Ann was one of my lost illegitimate childern from Capt Smith that has been hidden from the whites for years.

Why is this news to you pale faces?

Posted by: Zombie Pricess Pocahontas at July 31, 2012 08:19 AM (3ZjAP)

162 Press to Obama: Seriously Mr. Obama. When you defecate, does it smell like roses?

May I smell it if you don't mind?

Posted by: Exile at July 31, 2012 08:20 AM (VZanF)

163 After hearing these pathetic reporters screaming at the Polish tomb of the unknown soldier,  I wonder where that image of the ugly,  obnoxious American comes from?

Posted by: Dang at July 31, 2012 08:20 AM (Ky1+e)

164

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (+SmuD)

 

Ohhh nice.  I am desperately jealous of the has as well. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 08:21 AM (VtjlW)

165 153 Yes and for their next trick Ancestry.com will trace Romney's lineage to Louis XVI or something...



No no no.  It's his horse that is related to Marie Antoinette's horse.

Posted by: Ancestry.com at July 31, 2012 08:22 AM (3ZjAP)

166

Press to Obama: What do you find most enchanting about the White House?

 

The fact that the windows look just like doors.

 

Oh, and the effing gates are too low to pass an umbrella through.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2012 08:22 AM (BE1hB)

167 Oh, no, I don't mean media availability with those guys, I mean media availability with me

Posted by: Lickspittle "Journalist" at July 31, 2012 08:24 AM (+XVQe)

168 These Romniacs certainly are disrespectful.

Posted by: Sam Donaldson at July 31, 2012 08:26 AM (DrC22)

169 Alexthechick, jealous of what?

Reading up on NaNoWriMo.  I wonder if I have another idea in the bag ready since they want 50k from start to finish.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 08:29 AM (+SmuD)

170 This. Is. Awesome.

This is the adult driving the car, with children whining and crying in the back... and the adult slamming on the breaks to smack 'em.

I have vivid details of these events, and the media is acting JUST LIKE little children who've just been put into place by the ADULT.


Its time for the ADULTS to take over again, sweety.

Posted by: The Teller of Hard Facts at July 31, 2012 08:30 AM (73NC0)

171

Alexthechick, jealous of what?

Gah.  Hash.  Jealous of the hash.

 

Hell, just start writing anything.  The goal is quantity not quality. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 31, 2012 08:31 AM (VtjlW)

172 and CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, wherever you are out there ....

FUCK YOU TOO !!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at July 31, 2012 08:31 AM (Y7XKa)

173

What a shrill bitch. I would have told her STFU you WHINING WHORE!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2012 08:33 AM (eavT+)

174 Yeah, I am a very SmuDy grrl 
Quantity, so Fifty Shades of Blarg!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 08:36 AM (+SmuD)

175 How about this for a story line: AOS heroine cleverly barricades zombie hoard hungering for brains inside NYT offices, where they die of starvation.

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2012 08:37 AM (f29LO)

176 Reading up on NaNoWriMo. I wonder if I have another idea in the bag ready since they want 50k from start to finish. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 01:29 PM (+SmuD) I did it last year. It's awesome - depending on how busy you are. I wasn't, so I had time. The awesome part is when you're hanging out (even online) with writers, you get a sort of competition going and it helps spur you on to write more.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 08:42 AM (bxiXv)

177

13 They're claiming it's from his mother's side?!
What a total crock.

 

I see the women in his family have ALWAYS been driven to collect one of every color.

 

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 31, 2012 08:45 AM (KOHFD)

178 14Those news nozzles aren't even trying to hide their bias against Romney.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 12:40 PM (mtRB0)

A dog I had long ago earned the moniker "Fart Nozzle."  Thank you, wheatie, for making the news less trying and more fun for me.

Posted by: First Amendment Guarantee at July 31, 2012 08:51 AM (LaKlJ)

179 How about this for a story line: AOS heroine cleverlybarricades zombie hoardhungering for brains inside NYT offices, where theydie of starvation.

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2012 01:37 PM (f29LO)

 

GENIUS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 31, 2012 08:53 AM (4df7R)

180 146 @137: They claim he's related to The First Slave In America by his mother's side. I am not making this up. (There are holes in the methodology big enough to drive an aircraft carrier through, as you might expect).

That's OK from their POV, the lie is around the world and the truth hasn't even found its boots.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 08:55 AM (T0NGe)

181 Obama spluttered in purple-lipped rage at his coterie of sycophants.  For long minutes he was bereft of words and those around him hunch their shoulders.  Finally the dam across his mouth breaks free in one epitaph.

"You fark nozzles!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 08:57 AM (+SmuD)

182
Are we sure he said--"kiss my ass"?

Or is ace just filling in the b-e-e-e-e-e-p.

I suspect it's another Dr. Moneycock--situation.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:47 PM (r2PLg)










"Kiss my ass" is so......ordinary. "Kiss my dick" would have been soooooo much cooler.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2012 09:06 AM (TIIx5)

183

178  14  Those news nozzles aren't even trying to hide their bias against Romney.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 12:40 PM (mtRB0)

 

A dog I had long ago earned the moniker "Fart Nozzle." Thank you, wheatie, for making the news less trying and more fun for me.

 

Posted by: First Amendment Guarantee at July 31, 2012 01:51 PM (LaKlJ)

 

 

You're very welcome, 1st Amendment.

It's what they are, isn't it......propaganda nozzles.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 09:08 AM (mtRB0)

184 No, when Barky pinches one off, it smells like wet dog

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 31, 2012 09:18 AM (8/zF9)

185 Corrected Transcript:

CNN
: Governor Romney are you concerned about some of the mishaps of your trip?

Gorka:  Hey, show some respect.  This is a holy site for the Polish people and that's a really stupid question. 

NYT: Governor Romney do you have a statement for the Palestinians?

Gorka:  A slightly less stupid question, but still the wrong forum.  Why don't you people pipe down and wait for the next press availability?

Washington Post: What about your gaffes?

Gorka:  Jake, you ignorant slut.  Shut the fuck up already.

NYT: Governor Romney do you feel that your gaffes have overshadowed your foreign trip?

Gorka:  Dude, exactly what part of 'shut the fuck up' didn't you understand?

CNN: Governor Romney just a few questions sir, you haven't taken but three questions on this trip from the press!

Gorka:  One more outburst and I'm gonna start taking names and kicking asses.  You don't believe me?  Just try me, douchebags!

NYT: We haven't had another chance to ask a question...

Gorka: Kiss my big white ass. This is a holy site for the Polish people. Show some class, moron.


A guy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at July 31, 2012 09:19 AM (frL9O)

186 Should never apologize! They're crude and rude! Would they do this at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier? Ya , I guess they would!

Posted by: Toronto Gal at July 31, 2012 09:21 AM (rsOPT)

187 We're fond of accusing the press of being leftists, because, well, they are.

But when they're this mind-numbingly stupid, obtuse, ignorant, and insensitive, they actually help Romney's election chances.

Go press!

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at July 31, 2012 09:23 AM (F9l4e)

188 I suppose Politico and its ilk think "Romney aide curses at reporters" will cause the average American voter to quiver with rage, when a more likely reaction would be "wish I had said that".

The leftist cocoon persists, but Romney's "out of touch".

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at July 31, 2012 09:27 AM (CrJzY)

189 Posting from work since the home IP is still banned (rassinsmattinfrattin'). I'm trying to think of how I could fit in to Alex's novel. The best role I can think in proportion to my output here would be something akin to a Star Trek redshirt...a few words of dialogue before the zombies make into dinner. Reading the Gorka story made me grin from ear to ear. If he doesn't get a raise, then he should get a huge bonus in his next paycheck for ticking off the WBM.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 31, 2012 09:33 AM (cVfX0)

190 SCOAMF/T has slave blood.

But of course.  Frank Marshall Davis's ancestors were certainly slaves.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 31, 2012 10:34 AM (6kWFm)

191

You know what I would really like to see? Some folks just walk over to the press assholes and just start hammering them. I mean a real, old-fashioned beatdown with black eyes, concussions, and knocked-out teeth. I'd like to see the whole damned lefty press corps just get their asses kicked badly enough to need hospitalization. Those sons of whores have lied so completely so many times to so many people they've got deserved ass-kickings backed up from NYC to SF. It's long past time they started getting the backlog worked down.

 

Posted by: mac at July 31, 2012 01:51 PM (wFKkc)

192 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 03:02 PM (6o4Fb)

193 I just got to listen to this and it's beautiful.  /tears

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at July 31, 2012 03:40 PM (NJpM7)

194 Too bad fucking Gorka called those asshole "journalists" half an hour later and apologized.

Fucking pussy.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (4s7w4)

195 Miss Whitney Houston agrees: http://tinyurl.com/d3yp7q6

Posted by: Baldy at August 01, 2012 08:13 AM (opS9C)

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