October 31, 2006

Kerry Update: Critics "Right-wing nutjobs" and Chickenhawks
— Ace

Hmmm... he presents us all with a dilemma.

If we don't join the military, we're fat ("doughy" like Rush Limbaugh) cowardly chickenhawk nutjobs.

If we do join it, we're just drooling morons.

Though John F'n' Kerry attempts to claim that only non-military pussyboys are attacking him (though, in fairness, this means we're not necessarily stupid and uneducated), he fails entirely to address his "good friend" John McCain's call for an apology.

No apology thus far. Hot Air will have the video of McCain's response.

See, being "tough" and "smart" means you say stupid and nasty things and then have the arrogance to not apologize for them.

Tough, smart. Layers.

In related news, the ghost of Genghis Khan issued a press release that stated "Vengeance is best served cold, and against an emaciated Thurston Howell wannabe."

John F'n' Kerry

He's earned his right to call his fellow soldiers murderers, rapists, and uneducated retards.

Posted by: Ace at 10:08 AM | Comments (27)
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1 What a freaking tool.

Posted by: nikkolai at October 31, 2006 10:12 AM (70wcC)

2 Karl Rove has found the Illearth Stone.

Posted by: eman at October 31, 2006 10:12 AM (FWrFx)

3 Worst political instincts ever.

Posted by: Slublog at October 31, 2006 10:16 AM (R8+nJ)

4 How many times can I say, "Fuck you, Lurch"?

Posted by: Tom at October 31, 2006 10:18 AM (ulV3f)

5 when my best friend passed away suddenly, one of his other good friends remarked at the funeral that one of his so-called friends would be hitting on the widow right away. sure enough, the sleaziest asshole he knew was sending emails inside of a month saying he was in love with her. john kerry is that kind of asshole too.

Posted by: at October 31, 2006 10:18 AM (k7SeR)

6 Bill Bennett is right. This is the end of John Kerry's hopes for the White House.

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2006 10:21 AM (mAhn3)

7 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: John Kerry's Political IQ at October 31, 2006 10:25 AM (Xj2Ev)


I'd like to hear the whole clip in context. I'm starting to think it really was just another "Bush Stoopid' rant.

Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2006 10:26 AM (5BR/z)

9 "He's earned his right to call his fellow soldiers murderers, rapists, and uneducated retards."

Don't forget when he called them terrorists.

Posted by: GOlden BOy at October 31, 2006 10:26 AM (8CfR3)

10 Even his mother knew what a loser he was. Her dying words "integrity, integrity, integrity". She knew he didn't have any....ever.

Posted by: harp at October 31, 2006 10:27 AM (IZSVr)

11 I must rise to the Senator's defense - he is NOT stuck on "Stupid". In order to GET UP TO "Stupid", one must first get past "Prick". I am sure we can all appreciate the challenge this presents to the Senator, and claiming he has attained "Stupid" is simply rubbing salt in the wound of his failure to emulate the real JFK. You bastards.

Posted by: Sherlock at October 31, 2006 10:28 AM (pBbVV)

12 I heard a large part of it, lauraw. It was. But who cares. If the left wants to play this way, I say, bring it on, macaca!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2006 10:30 AM (t+mja)

13 Have fun John, maybe teresa will fund your run for Governor, as you will never see the white house except as a visitor.

Posted by: George Washington, American Badass at October 31, 2006 10:33 AM (Tocgq)

14 Your really are stupid Ace. It's Jenjiss Khan. There really needs to be an easier way to phonetically spell Ghengis that really captures patrician douchery that is JFK.

Posted by: Shtetl G at October 31, 2006 10:35 AM (VOWis)

15 Kerry is giving his "worst economy since Hoover" speech.

Posted by: Bart at October 31, 2006 10:36 AM (Zaws8)

16 "I apologize to no one for my criticism"

Thank you, John. We needed this today.

Posted by: Vyce at October 31, 2006 10:37 AM (nEOKu)

17 As someone who spent four years in the Army and then used his G.I. benefits to get a PhD at John F'n Kerry's alma mater, let me just say, in all sincerity...Fuck you, Lurch.

The man is an idiot. There can be no other explination for both the original statement and this offensive follow-up.

Posted by: H.D. Miller at October 31, 2006 10:40 AM (FnwKk)

18 I would queation Kerrys patriotism and his loyalty this blabbering brainless hoarned toad isa traitor in the ranks of HANOI JANE,BILL CLINTON,BAGHDAD SEAN PENN,,DIM-BULB JOHNNY DEPP and the rest of the treasonus liberals

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 31, 2006 10:53 AM (EPfmS)

19 I spent more time on the shitter, at sea, than Jaques Francois Kerry spent in Vietnam!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 31, 2006 10:56 AM (3nKvy)

20 Bill Bennett is right. This is the end of John Kerry's hopes for the White House.
Posted by EC

I think RUNNING for president was the end of John Kerry's hopes for the White House.

I'm just tossing that out there.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 11:04 AM (QTv8u)

21 And for eight years our country was run by a child killing baby murerdering draft dodging antiwar 70s hippy freak BILL CLINTON

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 31, 2006 11:31 AM (EPfmS)

22 Spurwing,

For a second I thought Repuke managed to break in, then you said the magic words.

"Bill Clinton"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 11:35 AM (QTv8u)

23 He has the MORAL. AUTHORITY...to be a complete retard

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2006 11:36 AM (AuPsg)

24 Also sprach Zarathustra: Against stupidity, the Gods themselves are helpless.

Kerry as a dyspeptic bus-driver in Cincinnati would be one thing, but paired with Ted Kennedy in the U.S. Senate represents a bizarre spectacle of a generations-long State electorate gone stark bonkers.

Since 1964 (Kennedy) and 1982 (Big John), neither of these deadheads (expelled from Harvard, pronounced DOA at Yale) have sponsored one single piece of substantive legislation. Literally, not one. For upstanding Politicians of Principle, wouldn't you think there'd be some material issue that at least interested them between Gulfstream wingovers?

What a dogfaced pair of poseurs. We always wonder, if such as these were not ramping and rutting in lush electoral cow-pastures, and had not inherited or married real wealth, what would their roles be in society? We say: Kerry for carpet cleaner, Kennedy for lawn-mower mechanic. Certainly, neither of them could sell life insurance.

Posted by: John Blake at October 31, 2006 12:58 PM (1Md3A)

25 The Democrat Party really knows how to pick 'em. John F'n has to be the dumbest presidential candidate since, um...... AlGore.

Posted by: Border Reiver at October 31, 2006 02:43 PM (t7pa5)

26 Come on Purple Avenger those retarded person have more brains then do any of those freakin liberal politicians

Posted by: spurwing plover at November 01, 2006 06:01 AM (as4nC)

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