July 31, 2007

Ken Layne Needs To Drum Up Weak Traffic At Wonkette, So He Endorses Strong-Form of Tillman Assassination Theory
— Ace

And of course the hits are flying in.

So annoying that a sissyblog like Wonkette can get all the traffic from the left any day they choose simply by deciding to be insane.

Don't bother going to Wonkette. It's what Ken Layne and his buddies want.

Here's the full post, below.

Wonkette's previous scoops concerned Michelle Malkin's photoshopped bikini, and also a strange campaign of anti-semitic exposes including the exclusive reports that Jews have (and I quote) "big noses" and are money-grubbing.

That Jew-baiting didn't get them quite the hits they wanted (despite suckering LGF into linking all the various anti-semitic posts, as well as getting lots of links from the bigger-nosed, more money-grubbing Heebosphere, as they might call it), so now there's this.

Thanks to Double Plus Undead, who should quote the last half of the post, and then I'll just quote the first half, and shoot him a link for the rest of it.

I'm not traffic whoring per say so much as traffic denying when I suggest anyone who wants to link this bullshit should link here or another conservative blog and not Ken Layne. Why give him the anti-semitic conspiracy-theorist schizophrenic the fruits of his fruitcakedness?

So, Kenny-Boy: Who looks good this year? LaRouche or Paul?

Dept. of Political Assassinations

Who Ordered the Execution of NFL/Army Hero Pat Tillman?

It’s almost too depressing to mention again, but let’s recap the Pat Tillman revelations from Army medical examiners and internal Pentagon reports released last week and find out what happens when famous football stars turned Army Heroes become anti-war critics:

* He was shot three times in the forehead at close range with an American M-16.

* This was after he was shot in the chest, legs and hand.

* And this was after he screamed to the “friendlies” that he was Pat Tillman and please stop shooting him.

* But they didn’t; they executed him.

* They were Americans.

* There wasn’t even an “enemy” around; not only was nobody shot by “enemy fire,” no equipment was shot by “enemy fire.”

* “Members of Tillman’s unit burned his body armor and uniform in an apparent attempt to hide the fact that he was killed by friendly fire.”

* Army medical examiners tried to get a criminal investigation opened, but they were shut down.

* The Army brass who conspired to shut down any criminal investigation into the U.S. assassination of Pat Tillman sent “congratulatory e-mails” to each other after shutting down the snoops.

* The Pentagon heavily promoted Tillman’s enlistment and service as both a recruitment tool and a domestic propaganda tool.

* The Pentagon maintained for long after his murder that Tillman died in combat, finally admitting to his family that “friendly fire” killed him — which wasn’t exactly true, either.

* Lieutenant Colonel Ralph Kauzlarich, who commanded Tillman’s base in Afghanistan at the time of his assassination, dismissed Tillman’s family’s attempts to find out what happened. Why? Because Pat Tillman was an atheist, like his family, so they were having “a hard time letting it go.”

* In his writings — Tillman wrote constantly in letters and diaries and e-mails — the NFL star who became an Army Ranger after 9/11 had concluded the Afghanistan War was fake and the Iraq War was a criminal setup.

* The Pentagon still has his diary that he kept with him in Afghanistan, where he was killed, and they won’t release it to his family.

* Tillman had even arranged a meeting with anti-war icon Noam Chomsky about how to go public with a veterans-against-the-war movement.

* Such a movement would’ve had an interesting effect on the Iraq Occupation and the then-upcoming 2004 election; Tillman had already been encouraging his fellow soldiers to vote against Bush.

* Just today, Donald Rumsfeld refused to testify on the subject of Tillman’s assassination before Congress on Wednesday.

* White House Counsel Fred Fielding has, of course, already “refused to issue certain documents to the committee because of executive privilege.”

* What is the White House doing with “certain documents” about Pat Tillman’s murder?

* Says Pat Tillman Sr.: “The administration clearly was using this case for its own political reasons. This cover-up started within minutes of Pat’s death, and it started at high levels. This is not something that people in the field do.”

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM | Comments (35)
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1 If I had known a douchenozzle like this was going to hide behind it, I never would have written the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: James Madison at July 31, 2007 12:21 PM (hlYel)

2 So how does Wonkette go from talking about Beltway ass-fucking, to Tillman assassination conspiracy theories and expect to be taken seriously?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2007 12:23 PM (tVbxd)

3 IllTemperedCur-

It's the left.  That is how you get taken seriously.

Posted by: z ryan at July 31, 2007 12:28 PM (DG+tE)


Heh. Heebosphere.

Posted by: Entropy at July 31, 2007 12:32 PM (HgAV0)

5 Because they mean well.

Posted by: CUS at July 31, 2007 12:32 PM (bbXZq)

6 Oh good, a new flavor of "truther".

Posted by: vermin at July 31, 2007 12:39 PM (zh9r4)

7 Why didn't we just off Noam then?  Skip the middle man.  He's no spring chicken.  Also, wasn't Tillman some poor deluded jock who joined up so he could go kill brown people in BushCo's war of lies(tm)?  Ted Rall told me so.

Posted by: Techie at July 31, 2007 12:39 PM (T+8Gr)

8 This is truly obscene.  For years now the Lefties have been insulting Pat Tillman in the most poisonous ways possible -- just look at some of Ted Rall's syphilitic scrawlings for examples.

But now -- now they've seized upon his corpse and are waving it about in their filthy hands like a rag doll, in order to blacken the name of the Army he was proud to serve in.

I'm beyond being angry about this.  It's disgusting and depressing.  The Left are truly abandoning their last shreds of decency, honesty, and respect for anything.

If anyone has ever wondered how ordinary Germans could become SS men and death camp guards, this is the starting point -- you abandon all ideas of right and wrong in favor of simple party loyalty.  Once that's done, you can calmly send your enemies to the gas chambers.  The Democrats are going down that path.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 31, 2007 12:40 PM (UWiLM)

9 Ken Layne must be suffering from brain rot since he's probably banging all those syphilis-ridden groupies at his gigs.

Posted by: Steve of Norway at July 31, 2007 01:04 PM (gBGtF)

10 It's times like this when I believe that the South Park episode, the one which posited man had evolved from some lower form butt-humping another lower form, was historically accurate. Because really, the stuff that comes out of the collective mouths, minds and keyboards of these assholes can only come from butt-dwelling ass-monkey descendant. 

Posted by: physics geek at July 31, 2007 01:05 PM (auFn9)

11 Also, 9/11 was an inside job!

Posted by: Wonker at July 31, 2007 01:12 PM (1cRKV)

12 President Eisenhower cavorted with aliens and allowed them to abduct us with wanton abandon!

Posted by: Wonker at July 31, 2007 01:13 PM (1cRKV)

13 The Free Masons have joined with the Illuminati under the codename 'Haliburton' to rule mankind!

Posted by: Wonker at July 31, 2007 01:14 PM (1cRKV)

14 Finally some people around here are making some sense.

Posted by: Usagi BimJimbo at July 31, 2007 01:31 PM (Ivufb)

15 LGF linked to Ace O'Spades instead of Wonkette on this one.

Posted by: caspera at July 31, 2007 01:41 PM (iluXx)


"If anyone has ever wondered how ordinary Germans could become SS men and death camp guards, this is the starting point -- you abandon all ideas of right and wrong in favor of simple party loyalty.  Once that's done, you can calmly send your enemies to the gas chambers.  The Democrats are going down that path."

Thankfully there is zero chance of lefties creating another Nazi terror state. Can anyone imagine a bunch of guys like Ken Layne running a f*cking concentration camp? They would probably have to get their wives to staff the guard positions.

Posted by: Charlie at July 31, 2007 01:59 PM (jTuOr)

17 They would probably have to get their wives to staff the guard positions.

Layne is married to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2007 02:06 PM (tVbxd)


Do serial liars like Ken Layne suffer from the same neuroses that serial murderers have? Actually it’s probably closer to a serial rapist. I’ll bet Ken reviews his vial work and the number of hits it suckers in with the same sick satisfaction a sex predator does with trophies collected from his victims. He’s sitting alone in front of his monitor, reading his days work and trying to gratify himself but to no avail. I’m sure he’s popping Viagra like candy and cursing god for his erectile dysfunction in between self-loathing whimpers and hate filled rants. Pathetic…     

Posted by: phishwhisperer at July 31, 2007 02:55 PM (6iLzn)

19 Wow. They really make a convincing case, there, don't they?

Except for one thing...

If you're the CiC of the most powerful military in the world and you want to off one particular soldier because he might Tell The Truth, there are better ways to go about it than to order the men to Wait Until There Is No Enemy Fire, shoot him thrice in the forehead at close range, then hope that nobody notices.

If Bush can trick the whole US legislature to approve a war based on lies, don't you think he can get one guy killed in a War Zone without leaving a trail? Couldn't he bribe a random Afghani to do it with a non-US weapon?

To me, it sounds more like something really bad (or really stupid) happened and a lot of people are doing the CYA shuffle. Not to cover a murder, but to cover criminal imbecility.

Posted by: dicentra at July 31, 2007 03:05 PM (HyYBP)

20 The left constantly bemoans the ever-increasing threat of fascism that Bush is leading the country towards.

But too many people hate Bush, so it could never happen. He could never become a fascist dictator. And people fear Muslim Rage Boy more than they fear President Bush.

If the United States were ever to become fascist, it would be at the behest of a liberal/leftist political leader. The left in this country would have no problem at all supporting the complete shutdown and eradication of any and all conservatives.

It's necessary to save the environment and maintain world peace, you see.

Posted by: Rip at July 31, 2007 04:14 PM (q2HEf)

21 * In his writings — Tillman wrote constantly in letters and diaries and
e-mails — the NFL star who became an Army Ranger after 9/11 had
concluded the Afghanistan War was fake and the Iraq War was a criminal

* The Pentagon still has his diary that he kept with him in
Afghanistan, where he was killed, and they won’t release it to his

Ken layne must be heavily invested in the psychic friends network.

Posted by: Lc Scott at July 31, 2007 05:00 PM (FHTjL)

22 We canceled Layne's membership last year.  The guy is too crazy for us.

Posted by: Psychotic Friends Network at July 31, 2007 05:57 PM (8Dgyh)

23 I'm very sorry to see Ken Layne sink to this.  He was one of the first blogs I regularly visited, via Instapundit, years ago when I first discovered blogs. 

Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at July 31, 2007 06:13 PM (MoSsm)


Boy, George W. Bush sure is a letdown as a maniacal fuhrer, man. He can't do a damned thing right...

WMD in Iraq. Helllllloooooo? Anybody in there? Did your evil sidekick Cheney forget to tell you to plant WMDs - the very same WMDs we 'supplied Saddam with' not a few years prior? Like anyone could fucking tell they were plants? Get it? Duhhhh!

Don't even get me STARTED on 9/11. Saudis. Friggin' Saudis. Couldn't put some Iraqis on those planes, eh? What, were live Iraqis an endangered species at the time, dumbass? Couldn't find an Iraqi or two to save your life, I suppose. Here's a hint for next time: CHECK IN IRAQ! Next time, pack the friggin' plane with guys from the country YOU PLAN ON BOMBING!

Even after you fucked up the whole Iraq thing, don't you suppose that, while being the only effective military/police presence in Iraq for well over two years, maybe you could have planted a couple of forged documents in some ruined Baathist governmental buildings? Just a couple? Oh, wait. Only Iraqis understand Arabic. Guess you were screwed on that, seeing as how you couldn't find any. My bad, mein idiot.

And the Patriot Act... Nice start, horrible follow-up. I really expected overflowing concentration camps by now, at least. What the fuck are you waiting for, Fuhrer? You can't pack a bunch of concentration camps with only a year and a half left! Retard. You couldn't dictate a lunch order successfully, much less a nation of 300 million.

Finally, if you're gonna have a well-known personality like Pat tillman who joined up to fight fragged because he's gonna turn on you, dipshit, how about a mortar or RPG when there's actual friggin' enemy troops around? Huh? How about THAT, genius? Instead, we get this 'friendly-fire' bullshit, which you KNOW is gonna have the press snooping around and fueling even more assholes to call for investigations. Way to keep on the down-low, you Disappointment.

That's it, I've had it. Who's the next Fuhrer? This one fucking sucks.

Posted by: Squatch at July 31, 2007 07:09 PM (Kvjmp)

25 Squatch, I can't tell you who the next Fuhrer is, but I'll tell you who's next on their hit list. It's me. They're planting IEDs under my bunk right now.

So the next time I "rub one out" a little to vigorously me & little Scooter are going to be an afterthought. Just do me a favor pal and make sure I'm not forgotten.

Maybe you could get Cindy Sheehan to say a few nice words about me?

Posted by: scott thomas at July 31, 2007 07:35 PM (YgMQV)


Scott Thomas,

Well, if you do get offed, I'm sure Ms. Sheehan will be more than happy to use your... untimely demise... to speak truthiness to power. As long as there's a camera nearby.

I'll speak to the other Brownshirts about it. We can be quite persuasive. Although, based on the past results of our so-called six year long 'beer hall putsch', something tells me a guy named Thomas Scott is gonna get a real surprise in the near future...

I mean, someone named Olbermann Keith is still curled up in the fetal position in a psych ward due to our last fuckup. Stupid yuppies and their creative names.

Posted by: Squatch at July 31, 2007 07:44 PM (Kvjmp)

27 Hey, man. Everybody's got to find a way to pay the mortgage.

I'm just disappointed that Ken Layne's way turned out to be so ... slimy.

Posted by: Mike G in Corvallis at July 31, 2007 08:30 PM (uZ0g+)

28 Ace-

It's not like we haven't always known that your lips are so far up Rudi's* ass that you have already undoubtedly tasted what he's having for dinner-- tomorrow night...

But, my guess is that this post simply reflects your fears of the coming A-Paul-calypse!

Posted by: I'm Ron Paul... BITCH! at July 31, 2007 10:11 PM (8bOJy)


"you abandon all ideas of right and wrong in favor of simple party loyalty.  Once that's done, you can calmly send your enemies to the gas chambers.  The Democrats are going down that path."

So are the Republicans, my friend. So are the Republicans. (massive corporate pandering, excessive spending/government growth, immigration *cough* reform, hate crimes legislation, gun restrictions, etc...)

Posted by: ConservativeBelle at August 01, 2007 05:29 AM (/xYAh)


Who is responsible for Tillman's death?  Top men.

Posted by: kjm at August 01, 2007 06:26 AM (7ODKm)


Who is responsible for Pat Tillman's death?

One eyed Neocon warmongers who wanted to stop him coming out against their propaganda and lies -  that's who.


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