April 28, 2011
— Ace Obama's greatest victory of the entire past year -- his crowning achievement for the past twelve months in the most powerful office in all the world -- is his celebrated triumph in successfully producing a common form of secondary identification.
As of right now, that's what he's running on: That he, like 88% of all non-incarcerated adults in America, has access to his own personal records.
Look how ineffably pleased with himself he is about all this:
And for the past two nights I've endured Chris Matthews telling me about Obama's "brilliant" "Perry Mason moment," how masterful he was in all of this.
This is what he's doing victory laps on right now. That's what Chris Matthews is praising him to the heavens for. He's grinning like King Shit of Fuck Mountain, and bathing in rapturous applause, because he accomplished something considerably less difficult than opening a Netflix account.
Pardon the word -- are we not treating the President of the United States like a retard? Are we not, perhaps, condescending to him in indulging him like this?
This is his big initiative for the month? He showed a piece of identification?
Years from now, looking back at the "good times," he'll turn to a former adviser and say, "Remember -- remember when I produced the shit out of that birth certificate? Like a Warrior-Poet I made a routine request of a petty bureaucrat for a mundane copy of a run of the mill record. Days of wine and roses that was, days of... Glory."
And his former advisor, who I imagine in chainmail and a Scottish accent, will say, "Aye, fine days indeed, fine days indeed. How the very Heavens shook at our mighty filings and furious paperwork."
That's what he's got. That's what he's managed for 2010-2011.
Really good. Read it all.
Thanks to Jim for that.
Posted by: Don at April 28, 2011 08:40 PM (IepTQ)
Posted by: journolist at April 28, 2011 08:43 PM (iHfo1)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 28, 2011 08:44 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: David Brooks at April 28, 2011 08:48 PM (jGXQI)
Posted by: Blank at April 28, 2011 08:50 PM (IiMN0)
I think I *might* actually get myself in trouble saying what I want to say about that.
Well, I hope Obama is enjoying it while it lasts. Somebody should, given how much damage is resulting.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2011 08:51 PM (bxiXv)
Such pride in his accomplishments.
You know he played with his turds as a kid
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2011 08:52 PM (sxeDM)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 28, 2011 08:52 PM (QQztO)
Posted by: GWAR at April 28, 2011 08:53 PM (sxeDM)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2011 08:53 PM (kaalw)
Damn straight. When he writes like this I'm in awe. It's a freak'n thing of beauty.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 28, 2011 08:57 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Rhonda Shear at April 28, 2011 08:57 PM (vdfwz)
and I hear there's a war in Libya. Meanwhile, Obama is legally eligible to hold his office.
The funny thing is that if Obama has any legal chance of kicking his opponent off the ballot, even if it's unfair, he will take it. So any complaints about this document seem pretty inconsistent. He'd happily have used just this kind of attack.
Posted by: Dustin at April 28, 2011 08:57 PM (Q3nWV)
Posted by: Boxy Brown at April 28, 2011 08:58 PM (Y4Fu0)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 28, 2011 09:00 PM (2xfbm)
Posted by: Cicero at April 28, 2011 09:01 PM (2pc1N)
Posted by: Helen Seinfeld at April 28, 2011 09:01 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2011 09:05 PM (ENKCw)
Let's see, since about March last year, congress dems have been scared to breath lest it reveal there presence and motivate the masses to unseat them.
In the new year, he has made it pretty easy.
1. I'm an ideologue who believes in socialism.
2. I will not compromise
But to be fair, his major accomplishment is convincing Republicans they would be blamed for a shutdown. So he managed to get most everything he wanted in money until September. Too bad the right and middle hate all the spending and he can't sell that to anyone but the base which intends to vote for him anyway. But he's an ideologue after all, he's not going to change his actions, so, if he can't convince people with words well oh well...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 28, 2011 09:07 PM (vULTR)
Posted by: curious at April 28, 2011 09:07 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2011 09:08 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at April 28, 2011 09:09 PM (2pc1N)
Trousers. Now there's a man who knows how to dress for success.
Not like these kids today, always in their dungarees!
Posted by: George Will at April 28, 2011 09:11 PM (sxeDM)
Posted by: ya2daup at April 28, 2011 09:11 PM (1Ey1g)
Posted by: Damiano at April 28, 2011 09:12 PM (3nrx7)
That man is an idiot.
Posted by: Douglas at April 28, 2011 09:15 PM (YKOnu)
I just wish lefties would give me an honest answer to something....
WHAT IN HELL DOES OBAMA HAVE TO DO/NOT DO TO GET UNDER 40%???
If I was him id get bored and start trying outrageous shit since his wild stuff so far has hardly budged the needle.
-Set the white house on fire and blame it on Trig Palin
-audio tape leak where he sounds like Alec Baldwin/Batman/Mel Gibson
-Murder his wife and the white man she is sleeping with.. (oh wait that wont work)
-Shooting people who don't pay enough taxes
-Drunk drive of a bridge and leave girl/hooker in car (oh wait never mind)
-Have an openly sexual relationship with a Starlet like Scarlet Joahannsen
-Invade Cuba like JFK
-Invade Vietnam like LBJ
-Sell white babies into Chinese slavery (oh wait nvm)
Never mind, based on history it is impossible to get a democrat under 40% except of course if he balanced the budget/paid of the national debt/2$ gas/loyal husband and father/give up golfing for 6 years/meet with dead soldiers families every day/ then joined the party of Lincoln he would be branded a traitor -an uncle tom and become a worldwide Pariah. Politics is easy if you get the right letter by your name.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 28, 2011 09:19 PM (mLAWK)
Posted by: Damiano at April 28, 2011 09:19 PM (3nrx7)
Posted by: Rocks at April 28, 2011 09:24 PM (th0op)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 28, 2011 09:25 PM (LGT6p)
I guess that didn't get him below 40.
Posted by: MrCaniac at April 28, 2011 09:26 PM (eKuOw)
Never assume that. The man's one enduring strength is to get elected. To much confidence in battle is deadly. Esp. since we don't even know who is running yet. Imagine that we nominate the worst candidate (as far as winning a general) in the lineup, and have to run with that. Whatever Nov2012 will be, easy is not an adjective that I expect to describe it with in future years.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 28, 2011 09:35 PM (vULTR)
Republicans go that low in the polls because Republicans don't have a problem with saying they don't approve of a Republican. Democrats don't do that with Democrats. Obama could rape a dog in the White House briefing room and Democrats would talk about how much he loves animals. It's not about him it's about supporting the "Cause". Obama basically has the Dems, around 30%, and the left leaning indies, about 10%, at this point. For a Democrat he is in as bad a shape as Bush was in the low 20s.
Posted by: Rocks at April 28, 2011 09:36 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Barky The Magnificent at April 28, 2011 09:36 PM (yPTcS)
Obama has been defining success downward for the majority of his life.
He is the end result of a society scarred by the 'soft bigotry of lowered expectations'.
Posted by: Paper at April 28, 2011 09:37 PM (VoSja)
If he blows it with Libya. If Daffy is sitting holding an umbrella in a car come next spring, he's toast. Even Ron Paul could beat him.
Posted by: Rocks at April 28, 2011 09:39 PM (th0op)
"Look how ineffably pleased with himself he is about all this:"
Awesome use of ineffably. Seriously!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2011 09:41 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Barky The Magnificent at April 28, 2011 09:41 PM (yPTcS)
Posted by: Go! at April 28, 2011 09:42 PM (x3jmM)
There is one person's play I can't call; and the unknown could be so big is this case it makes everything murky. I've got a three letter word for you.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 28, 2011 09:43 PM (vULTR)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 28, 2011 09:44 PM (vULTR)
The major change in politics in the US is no longer the unusually successful lurch to the left crafted by Obama, Reid, and Pelosi.. No, it's in how much propaganda has migrated from pamphlet status (produced by small groups in secret), to a stunningly contemptuous stream of casually-phrased lies, flowing constantly out of the head of state's mouth, and carried directly to all channels by "journalists."
The political emergence of Trump shows that even the center-left is fearful of what this regime is doing to the Republic.
Posted by: K~Bob at April 28, 2011 09:45 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Rocks at April 28, 2011 09:45 PM (th0op)
and then a "five year plan" to buy a "nice pair of trousers".
Well, he really does need to get rid of those "mom jeans".
Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 28, 2011 09:48 PM (iYwUw)
Obama is such a fuggin butthole. I wont to see him so sad on election day 2012. Michelle crying about her newly hated country. omg. Anyone else geting stiff?
He is vulnerable. Mama Grizzly needs to finish her media hibernation soon.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at April 28, 2011 09:49 PM (u8JAM)
Posted by: gesc at April 28, 2011 09:57 PM (8OCEM)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2011 10:05 PM (54F2e)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 28, 2011 10:05 PM (qIHlG)
22 Hah! Fuck George Washington Carver and his fucking peanut!!!!!!
Think about this one: We have the first black president and do you think that anybody is even thinking about dumping MLK day for BHO day?
That's it. That was to be the crowning racial achievement, electing a black president. Then we could all die happy. America's racial past would be behind us.
And where are we now?
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2011 10:13 PM (73tyQ)
On some level I would enjoy 4 more years of the left having to watch their "messiah" keep trying to walk on water only to bellyflop into the drink. And then watching after his "apostles" in the media pull him up and dry him off. Then Obama orates them into a frenzy convinced this time will be different. Well hell its so delicious i've lost 20 pounds because I keep forgetting to eat.
Can you imagine if he lost in 08? The amount of worldwide starpower he would now have? How much he would have undermined the President? As bad as he is I really wonder if the best thing for America (long term) was for him to get elected and belly-flop day after day after day with noone else to credibly blame.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 28, 2011 10:21 PM (mLAWK)
Posted by: gesc at April 28, 2011 10:23 PM (8OCEM)
Man, Obama is such a genius for hiding as much as possible about his past.
He's so great, I hope he continues to hide everything!
Like, this is the left's rallying call. They are cheering him on, for not revealing anything about his past.
Posted by: Rip at April 28, 2011 10:27 PM (onO2O)
Actually, he IS illigitimate, technically. With his father being previously married, and not divorced or widowed from that wife, I don't believe his marriage to Obama Sr is considered legal. So Capt Unprecedented is also the "First Bastard President". "Barack the Bastard" even has a certain alliterative effect to it. That'd be great to use a lot, but I don't really like the idea of making fun of people based on the actions of their parents, so I'd leave it at that with this obscure bit of trivia. King Barry has plenty of fair things to pick on - things he had control over, and does on purpose.
Posted by: Optimizer at April 28, 2011 10:40 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 28, 2011 10:44 PM (3nrx7)
Fighting back, one yellow post-it note at a time.
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/10-Rules-For-Liberty-Guerillas/">10 Rules For Liberty Guerrillas</a>
Posted by: Obama's Nightmare at April 28, 2011 10:46 PM (OLKDg)
You know, I remember hearing Barry talk about this thing. About all the trouble various people - including his friends and allies - went to in order to provide evidence, and support his case. Citing this by way of showing how everything had already been proven.
And I thought, "What the hell kind of asshole puts his own people through all that crap instead of just signing a fucking form?" Media people are such retards, and so are the asswipe doormats involved.
Posted by: Optimizer at April 28, 2011 10:48 PM (F56VB)
Watch for a "Post-It Note Czar" announcement.
Posted by: StopShouting at April 28, 2011 10:51 PM (OLKDg)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 28, 2011 10:55 PM (xoTjK)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 28, 2011 10:56 PM (xoTjK)
Posted by: cac at April 28, 2011 11:02 PM (C3KwS)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 28, 2011 11:09 PM (xoTjK)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 28, 2011 11:11 PM (6MNtp)
"What the hell kind of asshole puts his own people through all that crap
;">sends a man to prison instead of just signing a fucking form?"
Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: StopShouting at April 28, 2011 11:24 PM (OLKDg)
However the left has been very consistent that every person that is not a rich white liberal is below them and incapable of doing anything with them.
*side rant, man am I glad those people abandoned religion in the 60's. Church has been a far better place without them. Notice how you dont hear much about violence, protests, and intolerance from churchs since the 60's when they left? Not a coincidence.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 28, 2011 11:37 PM (mLAWK)
Bent Dick is cratering soooo bad, with the WalMart constituency broke by week 4 every month, I dare to think we could suffer a split on the Right.
Yeah, I know Ace pees in his pants at the notion. But dig the comedy routine. People are beginning to laugh out loud.
Red Oreo can raise a billion but he can't blame breadlines on Bush. Inflation is increasing geometrically.
Posted by: gary gulrud at April 28, 2011 11:40 PM (/g2vP)
Posted by: Deety thinks that weddings are lovely at April 28, 2011 11:41 PM (mMv0h)
The big difference between him and the true retards that I have seen at work, they are a least competent.
I wish someone in the crowd would have yelled "It took you long enough dickhead!"
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2011 11:42 PM (98AOY)
snap i shouldnt write at night.. oh who am i kidding, im a crapy typer when da sun is out as well also too. lol
Posted by: Shiggz at April 28, 2011 11:47 PM (mLAWK)
Shep Smith is a MORON.
While covering the Royal wedding he made fun of the hat the Australia Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, was wearing. Of course he had no fucking clue who she was and kept referring to "that lady". Eventually he realized she must be important due to how the cameras followed her to her seat and said "she must be important, I'm going to get in trouble".
How the fuck can a news anchor not recognize the Prime Minister of Australia? Don't they have producers to whisper these things in their ears?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 29, 2011 12:06 AM (bAySe)
Posted by: Shiggz at April 29, 2011 12:10 AM (mLAWK)
Posted by: Deety Badger don't give a shit at April 29, 2011 12:13 AM (mMv0h)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 12:15 AM (6MNtp)
Posted by: Deety Badger don't give a shit at April 29, 2011 12:19 AM (mMv0h)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 12:22 AM (6MNtp)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 12:24 AM (6MNtp)
Actually both of them if you look close, just in different areas.
I have no sympathy though. My favorite joke in junior high was that I looked like a dog with radiation sickness when I was out in the rain.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2011 12:25 AM (TrAxp)
The MSM would report it as "Obama Gets Closer to America's Youth."
Whoopie Goldberg would say that it wasn't "rape, rape."
Chris Mathews would talk, glowingly, about size, girth and stroke length.
Posted by: Jack at April 29, 2011 12:28 AM (kCT7A)
Posted by: Deety Badger don't give a shit at April 29, 2011 12:31 AM (mMv0h)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 12:34 AM (6MNtp)
Posted by: uncivil & right at April 29, 2011 12:41 AM (zfVGh)
Posted by: macbrooks at April 29, 2011 12:44 AM (aPLBc)
Always thought that was one trait Tolkien really captured well in LOTR, how even when new enemies arise the old arguments and divisions pervade the minds of the people as a sort of safe haven.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 29, 2011 12:44 AM (mLAWK)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 12:49 AM (6MNtp)
Such pride in his accomplishments.
You know he played with his turds as a kid
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 01:52 AM (sxeDM)
He would pretend the turd was a bar of soap.
Posted by: demoncrat at April 29, 2011 12:55 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: macbrooks at April 29, 2011 01:02 AM (aPLBc)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:07 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:11 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:12 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 01:14 AM (6MNtp)
We're treating the president like a borderline-retard because he is one.
I'm not trying to insult him.
I really think that's how smart he is. IQ somewhere between 80-90.
His constant misuse of words, misspeakings, mispronounciations, slow speaking cadence... the inability to grasp one's native language is a sign of slow wit.
He reads a teleprompter like a fucking champ. But he can't speak extemporaneously to save his fucking life.
Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 01:32 AM (8ay4x)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:38 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:40 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 29, 2011 01:42 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Stu-22
I arose at 03:15, went into work, and brought a project live. By these standards, you all should be kneeling before your new vividly hued, feathered God.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 29, 2011 01:45 AM (326rv)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:45 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius
Well they're definitely doing tea as well. I saw several strumpets.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 29, 2011 01:46 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 01:47 AM (6MNtp)
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2011 01:48 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:50 AM (qIHlG)
Two or three months from now we will probably find out what he was doing this month.
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2011 01:50 AM (M9Ie6)
Buy a big one and wait. That is so true it's almost not funny.
Didn't link all the evidence of fake CLB because it is everywhere. We are worst of now than we where before he released it because now we now it is a forged document and no one will do anything. Barak has truely won.
Hope to fukkin rice I'm wrong.
Posted by: sTevo at April 29, 2011 01:51 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Wild Bill at April 29, 2011 01:53 AM (LMGmd)
Posted by: Vic
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 29, 2011 01:54 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:55 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2011 01:58 AM (LMGmd)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 01:59 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2011 02:01 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 02:03 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Lazar Greenfield MD, dipl ACS at April 29, 2011 02:05 AM (le5qc)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 02:06 AM (6MNtp)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 02:08 AM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 02:12 AM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 02:14 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2011 02:15 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Vic
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 29, 2011 06:54 AM (6rX0K)
That is not the Vic you seek ...
Posted by: ya2daup at April 29, 2011 02:15 AM (1Ey1g)
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2011 02:17 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 02:23 AM (qIHlG)
People were skinnier in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 02:28 AM (Y1DZt)
I am sure the Republican PTB would be making more noise about this except that their "consultants" have told them this issue hurts them more than it hurts Obama. You gotta love these handlers and consultants. They are guaranteed to cut the balls off of anyone.
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 29, 2011 02:30 AM (Er/am)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 02:36 AM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Gen. Sir Harry Paget Flashman, VC at April 29, 2011 02:38 AM (faA7d)
Such pride in his accomplishments.
You know he played with his turds as a kid
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 01:52 AM (sxeDM)
I did not play with that....woman...Barky Obamao!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2011 02:41 AM (6yyVB)
Well...you know, when the shoe fits and all....
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 02:55 AM (FMbng)
The one thing Marxists are always good at historically is propaganda and media manipulation. Their goals so destructive, their beliefs so delusional, and their history so abhorrent, if they didn't relentlessly deny and obscure then they would all have been up against the wall by popular uprising tried as traitors and arbiters of mass murder.
Some years from now Obamas' records will come out and Marxists will do what they always do with history, claim he couldn't possibly have been one of them.
What enables all of this is that historians like "journolists", trial lawyers, "psychics", felons, pedophiles, dead people, current prisoners, illegals, richest 10% and poorest 10%... all vote more then 90% for Democrats. Absorb that knowing that the bluest blue state elections come in 55-45 dem and the reddest red states come in 55-45 rep. Its hard to get your mind around what it takes to smash the bell curve of human behavior and grab a 90% majority for anything? In short I don't like the left and they smell bad and they don't even realize it.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 29, 2011 02:59 AM (mLAWK)
I'm all atwitter.
Posted by: David Brooks at April 29, 2011 03:02 AM (RUDDk)
Posted by: David Brooks at April 29, 2011 03:04 AM (RUDDk)
To be fair, Present Saysomething never wanted the job, just the title. I think he really just wanted to be an importer/exporter.
Posted by: Life According to Seinfeld Episodes at April 29, 2011 03:11 AM (RUDDk)
They don't give out those Harvard Degrees to just ANYbody.
Posted by: franksalterego at April 29, 2011 03:12 AM (7/sDI)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 29, 2011 03:24 AM (v2K2g)
Posted by: Davey Brooks, NYC Conservative at April 29, 2011 03:26 AM (DWGkW)
Posted by: Committee for Quality Blog Snark at April 29, 2011 03:29 AM (DWGkW)
Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at April 29, 2011 03:33 AM (cQhQZ)
I'm just waiting for the Clown Car to show up...
Posted by: backhoe at April 29, 2011 03:41 AM (0bk6W)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 03:41 AM (Y1DZt)
Tommorrow the press will praise him for managing to dress himself. "He can tie his own shoes too!" He is brilliant I tell you, absolutely brilliant.
Posted by: Marie at April 29, 2011 03:52 AM (W7Seu)
Note to self: Never read AoSHQ first thing in the morning while drinking coffee. There goes another keyboard.
Posted by: Reiver at April 29, 2011 03:58 AM (64S5N)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 29, 2011 03:59 AM (d6wkB)
The Dollar is dying, inflation is rising, our debt is out of control, unemployment is at historic levels, gas is going to be $5 bucks a gallon soon, the entire economy is tanking, further and this is what the Commander in Douche is celebrating?
Yeah, I am sure the legions of unemployed and people scraping together grocery money and running out of gas because they can't afford it are sitting at home going- "gee, isn't this guy great! Oh, c'mon you gotta love this president. Best president eva!"
Posted by: Marcus at April 29, 2011 04:00 AM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: Cooter at April 29, 2011 04:03 AM (aK79B)
Posted by: Reiver at April 29, 2011 04:03 AM (64S5N)
Posted by: Speller at April 29, 2011 04:07 AM (J74Py)
"Are we not, perhaps, condescending to him in indulging him like this?"
Yes. It's called "the soft bigotry of low expectations" that comes when diversity is emphasized over other traits in selecting a student/employee/president.
Posted by: mondonico at April 29, 2011 04:08 AM (UVdd3)
Posted by: Bob Saget with a can of honey badger flavor cheezwiz at April 29, 2011 04:08 AM (F/4zf)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 29, 2011 04:13 AM (d6wkB)
Posted by: NJRob at April 29, 2011 04:36 AM (Lh9iz)
One of the things brought up was that they'd make a point of bragging about something they were SUPPOSED to do, like take care of their kids or stay out of jail, then say something like "That's what you're supposed to do, you dumb motherfarker!" or "You want a cookie?"
I'd say that applies to Obama and his ID considering that he's making a point of something he's been SUPPOSED to do for at least 3 years now.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 29, 2011 04:39 AM (UvFnc)
Posted by: Reiver at April 29, 2011 09:03 AM (64S5N)
Oooh. As fake as the Statue of Liberty one.
+1 for you!
Posted by: momma at April 29, 2011 04:57 AM (penCf)
Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at April 29, 2011 05:00 AM (cQhQZ)
Posted by: Abolish the Teacher's Union at April 29, 2011 05:00 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 29, 2011 05:02 AM (3ESDJ)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 29, 2011 05:23 AM (l/N7H)
UK L. Lee
Hawaiian humor, or Obama's forger saying "Fuck You?"
Posted by: Alienated at April 29, 2011 05:39 AM (eNL9N)
Posted by: Tornado Alley at April 29, 2011 05:40 AM (xs5wK)
How is that any different than how the media treats the President?
Posted by: NJRob at April 29, 2011 09:36 AM (Lh9iz)
Ohmyfuggingolly...that is the perfect analogy!!!
Posted by: beedubya at April 29, 2011 06:13 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: NJRob at April 29, 2011 09:36 AM (Lh9iz)
Brother..I am so stealing that.....PRESIDENT PETEY!!!!!!!
Posted by: beedubya at April 29, 2011 06:17 AM (AnTyA)
Ace is up watching the Royal Wedding. Just admit it baby. It's OK
Andy Sullivan was probably up watching it too wearing nothing but a big floopy hat and white gloves.
Posted by: beedubya at April 29, 2011 06:25 AM (AnTyA)
Dude can't even tell a joke without his teleprompter. You can see him reading [pause]
[reach into pocket]
Good job Corky!! You did what every other mother fucker in America has to do when they get a license, or Jr. joins T-ball. Pick your favorite candy from the basket, but just one, Corky, don't be selfish.
Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at April 29, 2011 06:31 AM (UU0OF)
"I'm very proud of myself." Barack Obama
Posted by: by any other name at April 29, 2011 06:41 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:47 AM (ihSHD)
I remember these huge, world changing events. I remeber when Kennedy was assassinated. I remember when man first walked on the moon. I remember the fall of Saigon. I remember Princess Diana's wedding, and her death. I remeber when the World trade Center was attacked. And I remember when Obama produced his birth certificate.
We will all remember where we were at that precise moment when Precedent Odrama released his BC. I happened to be in bed, asleep.
Oh, and the first person I heard refer to Obama as a special ed type president was Rush several months ago.
Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:50 AM (ihSHD)
They voted for him last time. They will not vote for him again.
Posted by: chillin the most at April 29, 2011 06:51 AM (6IV8T)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2011 06:57 AM (IzKWj)
I. Duration, approx 2,000 years*: BC and AD
II. Duration, from now to eternity: BOLF and AOLF (Before Obama Long Form and After Obama Long Form)
(*) if we ignore that "Common Era" crap
Posted by: ADK46er at April 29, 2011 08:27 AM (B1KWj)
Who is this Obarfy dude with the mole twitching above?
He will use this stale "joke" every where he goes. Seriously, he thinks he is Chris Rock in a suit. He thrives on the laughter and the punch line as he mocks those who question him. Meanwhile, I laugh at his golf shoes, his pigeon-toed prancing, and his flap-wristed jogging. He is delusional to think he appears athletic.
By the way, I cannot watch the video as it creates all sorts of rage-overflowing-Tourette's-tics and things thrown at the teevee, plus foul language I typically reserve for Coach K.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 29, 2011 08:36 AM (FnRYN)
Works for me, because basically, I suspect that's what assholes like him think about regular folk like you and me.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 29, 2011 09:28 AM (Kd7IW)
Posted by: NJRob at April 29, 2011 10:45 AM (Lh9iz)
Barry wonders why people are asking him these type of questions. Could be because he is an enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in mystery. We know very little about this guy because the media, who should have sent half as many people all over the world chasing down his story as they did in Alaska going after Palin, gave him a pass. They loved this black guy who talked like a white guy and whose politics were socialist. What more could the media want...
But how is that not being racist again? Hilary and Bill got a full dose of reverse discrimination and it really surprised them both. This was something they never would have believed or expected would ever to happen to them. They were made to feel like...conservatives...
Posted by: Greta at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (7mUR2)
Posted by: anylove at May 16, 2011 12:25 AM (I/Loz)
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