June 29, 2016

John Kerry: ISIS' Constant Slaughters of Innocents Just Prove How Badly They're Losing
— Ace

This has the whiff of Hitler ordering non-existent divisions to attack Russia.

Apparently Obama's, Hillary's, and Kerry's plan is to show how much we're #Winning by allowing them to murder us at whim.

Secretary of State John Kerry faced swift criticism Wednesday for suggesting the terror attack at Istanbul’s Ataturk Airport was evidence the Islamic State is getting "desperate" -- an assessment one top Republican official said "defies reality."

Kerry made the remarks late Tuesday at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado,
referring to ISIS by the name Daesh.

I think Greg Gutfeld noted how absolutely perfect that was -- so many cliches in one moment.


Crediting coalition efforts, Kerry said it's been over a year since the group launched a "full-scale military offensive."

But they've taken more territory than they can comfortably hold -- why would they launch new offensives during a period that would naturally be used for consolidation?

"Now, yes, you can bomb an airport, you can blow yourself up. That's the tragedy. Daesh and others like it know that we have to get it right 24/7/365. They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour. So it's a very different scale,” Kerry said. "And if you're desperate and if you know you're losing, and you know you want to give up your life, then obviously you can do some harm.”

House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mike McCaul, R-Texas, slammed the secretary’s assessment.

"They've said they're on the run for many years, and they're not," McCaul told Fox News Wednesday morning. "I think the airstrikes have ramped up external operations … This is an unprecedented pace of terror in modern times. And so to say they’re on the run … absolutely defies reality."

Underscoring Kerry’s questionable characterization was news Wednesday that Islamic State militants were pushing back U.S.-trained Syrian rebels in a battle for control of a town on the Iraqi border.

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1 Yay! Smart military blog post!

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:06 AM (V40IZ)

2 But they shouldn't be doing that.

Posted by: Secretary of State Lurch Kerry at June 29, 2016 08:06 AM (H9MG5)

3 Reminds me of Redskins official Bruce Allen, when asked about the putrid state of the Redskins and their lack of success: "We are winning off the field."

Posted by: MacGruber at June 29, 2016 08:07 AM (sgrzZ)

4 The world has plenty of citizens who can absorb these attacks.  Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:07 AM (1ZOkK)

5 Horsehead embarrasses himself every time he opens his mouth.  Nobody who is this stupid should be able to breath unassisted.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at June 29, 2016 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

6 At last, a dead horse we can all whip!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:07 AM (p4UlV)

7 Shouldn't he be off windsurfing somewhere, or searching for a younger rich widow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:08 AM (1ZOkK)

8 5 Horsehead embarrasses himself every time he opens his mouth. Nobody who is this stupid should be able to breath unassisted. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2016 01:07 PM (mpXpK) I will gladly assist Mr. Kerry's cakehole to the nearest exhaust pipe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:08 AM (p4UlV)

9 IF you were trying to denigrate, obliterate, and neuter your own country without actually ordering a nuke strike on yourself---what would you say or do differently from what the Horsehead Gigolo says and does?

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 29, 2016 08:08 AM (NUU7r)

10 How's come terrorists always use bombs?


http://tinyurl.com/jbd3ove

Posted by: Chris Matthews pea brain at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (jkkMG)

11 Air strikes are worthless if they are withheld because of possible collateral damage to one person 100 yards away.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (mpXpK)

12 He was more authoritative when he was dressed up like an astronaut.

Posted by: MacGruber at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (sgrzZ)

13 7 Shouldn't he be off windsurfing somewhere, or searching for a younger rich widow? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 01:08 PM (1ZOkK) I hear the heiress to Marshmallow Fluff is now single.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

14 The Pontiac Aztec: Sure it failed in the market, but it was a wonder of committee led design.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (V40IZ)

15 The Obama Administration's stance on ISIS is the Wimp Lo version of victory.

http://tinyurl.com/pldt6ya


Someone may want to explain that his "My Nuts to your Foot Style" is not an effective fighting technique.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (KdPei)

16 The fact that the burglar has mortally wounded me and is stealing my stuff just proves how desperate he is.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (nIGPZ)

17 Aloha snackbar

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:09 AM (7lVbc)

18 14 The Pontiac Aztec: Sure it failed in the market, but it was a wonder of committee led design. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 01:09 PM (V40IZ) Unfortunately, you describe the process at Airbus. I'll try to forget that on my next trip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:10 AM (p4UlV)

19 What's with Secretariat of State Kerry's use of "Daesh" and the JEF's use of "ISIL"? 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:11 AM (1ZOkK)

20 If you don't study hard, and graduate from Jihad U, you'll get stuck in ISIS ISIL Daesh, and end up blowing yourself up.

Posted by: Secretary of State Lurch Kerry at June 29, 2016 08:11 AM (H9MG5)

21 Kerry lying? I'm shock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 08:11 AM (rwI+c)

22 I know Jf'nK is a dimwit, but does he have dementia?

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 08:12 AM (Ffw22)

23 How many people must the savages slaughter to be declared the OFFICIAL 'loser'?.... Expiring minds need to know...

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 29, 2016 08:12 AM (NUU7r)

24 Good thing our most intelligent POTUS ever is on the case https://twitter.com/CNN/status/747825640833957888

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:12 AM (7lVbc)

25 Kerry constantly licking his lips proves what a liar he is..

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (Ffw22)

26 John Kerry thought he was into flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it turned out he was just beating a dead horse.

Posted by: joke at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (jN+3o)

27 22 I know Jf'nK is a dimwit, but does he have dementia? Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 01:12 PM (Ffw22) Somebody put acid in his feedbag.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (nIGPZ)

28 All these different ME terrorist groups (ISIS is not the only one) have terrorist cells in europe. I guess it is the thing to do. I wouldnt be surprised if Rio is hit this summer, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (iQIUe)

29 One thing I *did* notice. Hillary used the term "militant jihadis" in her remarks about Istanbul. Kerry is still Mr Special Ed.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (8XRCm)

30 And Jean Francois Cary expects Steiner to come loaded with pixie dust if we all clap our hands...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2016 08:13 AM (hwXwb)

31 John Kerry must be a direct descendant of Monty Python's Black Night.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at June 29, 2016 08:14 AM (hAFla)

32 There are lots of ISIS wannabe trials but they do not get much coverage.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:14 AM (iQIUe)

33 And the fact that our citizens are being slaughtered like sheep means we're winning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:14 AM (Nwg0u)

34 24 Good thing our most intelligent POTUS ever is on the case

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/747825640833957888



Good grief.  That's Bidenesque.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:14 AM (1ZOkK)

35 31 John Kerry must be a direct descendant of Monty Python's Black Night. Posted by: Brass Bancroft at June 29, 2016 01:14 PM (hAFla) Meh. The clopping horse coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

36 They aren't on the run. They are emboldened.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (eytER)

37 Did they have the Ideas Festival in Aspen because weed is legal there. Cause it kinda sounds like that.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (tf9Ne)

38 At least Kerry's consistent. I'll give him that.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (V40IZ)

39 He's about six months from transitioning into a woman

Posted by: X at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (nFwvY)

40 I think Fredo and The FAB are truly evil, but I will give kerry a break. I think he is just down right stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (zp+j1)

41 Getting blown is something you don't want if you are in ISIS.

Posted by: joke at June 29, 2016 08:15 AM (rnH8X)

42 38 At least Kerry's consistent. I'll give him that. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 01:15 PM (V40IZ) Consistently wrong, arrogant and traitorous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:16 AM (p4UlV)

43 The fact that Mao killed millions just went to prove how desperate he was.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:16 AM (1ZOkK)

44 Speaking of Kerry, he's selling the sailboat he tried to hide in RI to avoid taxes. To prove what an astute businessman he is, he's selling the boat he bought in 2010 for $7 million for $4 million. On a completely unrelated note, can anybody lend me $4 million?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:16 AM (/tuJf)

45 41 Getting blown is something you don't want if you are in ISIS. Posted by: joke at June 29, 2016 01:15 PM (rnH8X) But first you will blow me . . . up. *Mohammed El-Mel Gibson to security policeman*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:16 AM (p4UlV)

46 24 Good thing our most intelligent POTUS ever is on the case https://twitter.com/CNN/status/747825640833957888 I'll bet $20 there's a skewer holding those Cheerios in a stack.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (eytER)

47 Only very educated people can be this obtuse and stupid.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (3Xxpy)

48 How's come terrorists always use bombs? Because they can?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (kWQPe)

49 And Jean Francois Cary expects Steiner to come loaded with pixie dust if we all clap our hands... Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2016 01:13 PM

Damn it, AP!  Missed the Steiner reference by that >  < much...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (bzd8I)

50 41 Getting blown is something you don't want if you are in ISIS. Posted by: joke at June 29, 2016 01:15 PM (rnH8X) You can get a goat to do that? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Muhammad Durka Durka Muhammad at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (nIGPZ)

51 Kerry, you treasonous bastard, that hole under your lip is leaking stupid shit. Practice your ninja skills. I don't want to see you. I don't want to hear you.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 29, 2016 08:17 AM (fofP7)

52 What's with Secretariat of State Kerry's use of "Daesh" and the JEF's use of "ISIL"?
----
Daesh apparently sounds like an insult in arabic. It's the diplomatic version of "poopoo pants".

TFG uses ISIL rather than ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) because he wants people to ignore the fact that ISIS are the people he was hoping to replace Bashar Assad with back in the "red line" days.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (3Liv/)

53 Getting blown is something you don't want if you are in ISIS. Posted by: joke Do you suffer from premature detonation?

Posted by: Shariadol Jihadi Enhancement at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (lDrRt)

54 This is insane. 100% absolutely certifiably in-fucking-sane.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (0mRoj)

55 Getting blown is something you don't want if you are in ISIS. Posted by: joke at June 29, 2016 01:15 PM (rnH8X) ---- Point of order. Getting blown is ALWAYS something one wants.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (8XRCm)

56
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/747825640833957888

I'll bet $20 there's a skewer holding those Cheerios in a stack.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 29, 2016 01:17 PM (eytER)



One of the comments:  "I wonder if he can name all the Benghazi victims?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (1ZOkK)

57 On a completely unrelated note, can anybody lend me $4 million? Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 01:16 PM (/tuJf) Sure can you hold the check till MOnday and pay me the transaction fee of $250?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1)

58 Okay. Client conference call beckons. Later, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (p4UlV)

59 The Aztec is a great automobile.

Posted by: zombie walter white at June 29, 2016 08:18 AM (A/+my)

60 Instead of killing 60 they only killed 50. We have them on the run.

Posted by: Jean Fraude Keree at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (XVTvT)

61 True J.J., but consistently so.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (V40IZ)

62 The only way to stop this shit is promising total annihilation of specific sites every time it happens. Some self policing will occur.

Posted by: freaked at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (kjCtb)

63 The system worked.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (gyKtp)

64 It must be a daunting task for Secretary Heinz to be both stupid and finding a tax-free haven for his yaught at the same time.

Posted by: Hank at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (/vqyz)

65 willowed:

270 I'll just leave the Japanese Ghostbusters music vid right here...

http://tinyurl.com/gpbd6pj
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 29, 2016 01:02 PM (YqcVw)


This is truly... repulsive.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (mHKcx)

66 Let's just outlaw suicide vests. That will put a stop to all of this nonsense.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (hAFla)

67 They aren't on the run. ----- The Germans were on the run too. Ran right through Paris.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (8XRCm)

68 After the Black Hawk Down fiasco, we shd have bombed Somali to hell.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (iQIUe)

69 Oh, ISIS is on the run alright - for the borders of any country stupid enough to let them in as "refuges".

Posted by: Dang at June 29, 2016 08:19 AM (k0G44)

70 >>Sure can you hold the check till MOnday and pay me the transaction fee of $250? Sure. Just increase the loan to $4,000250.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:20 AM (/tuJf)

71 and pay me the transaction fee of $250? Remain blessed.

Posted by: John Christian, Former President of the Exchequer at June 29, 2016 08:20 AM (rwI+c)

72 60 Instead of killing 60 they only killed 50. We have them on the run. Posted by: Jean Fraude Keree at June 29, 2016 01:19 PM (XVTvT) That has a "jobs created or saved" vibe about it. "Just look at all the billions of people they DIDN'T kill! Winning!"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 08:20 AM (0mRoj)

73 Boxes of rocks are smarter than John boy.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2016 08:20 AM (86StK)

74
"ISIS is losing"




Yes, yes.  But we need facts on the ground.

What does Ballotpedia say?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 08:20 AM (kdS6q)

75 The Germans only resorted to capturing Paris in 1940 because they were desperate, as the French Army had them pinned down at the Maginot Line. With nowhere to go, the Nazis retreated to Paris before surrendering.

Posted by: John Kerry, military genius at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (jBuUi)

76 Let's just outlaw suicide vests. That will put a stop to all of this nonsense. Bomb Free Zones. Brilliant!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (rwI+c)

77 And just think, Hillary was even a worse Sec. of State than this imbecile. Talk about a JV team...

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (lc+o6)

78 Can somebody just please land a helicopter on the roof of an embassy so we can finally declare this thing over? Egad, this simple minded foo needs a visual, a reminder of his youth that will make him feel more comfortable. Can we just give him one?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (TOk1P)

79 We've got them on the run!! The only problem now is direction!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (L7t0A)

80 65 willowed: 270 I'll just leave the Japanese Ghostbusters music vid right here... http://tinyurl.com/gpbd6pj Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 29, 2016 01:02 PM (YqcVw) This is truly... repulsive. Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 01:19 PM (mHKcx) You've got that right! I mean, where are the tentacles?

Posted by: Muhammad Durka Durka Muhammad at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (nIGPZ)

81 We've got 'em right where they want us now. It's like judo.

Posted by: John F. Kerredy at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (DWzzU)

82 We're in the best of hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (1ZOkK)

83 I just really hate all of these assholes.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (G2Sc9)

84 Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 01:20 PM (/tuJf) Hey I might be up in RI at the end of July

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (zp+j1)

85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own? Is it a "tell" for lying? Is he thing of Terrassaaaas nether regions? Is it something you shouldn't mention, like a booger stuck to his nose? Couldn't some aide gently remind him to stop? Is it a result of nerve damage from the Bo-tox or cosmetic surgery? This inquiring mind wants to know. Seriously. It makes me insane to see it.

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (rZiU5)

86 One of the weirdest things in all of this? The Obama administration keeps changing names, from ISIS to ISIL and now Daesh. That par for the course for libs failing at something, but the media refusing to go along with it, when the enthusiastically follow the admin's lead on everything else is truly bizarre.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (pANPl)

87 If we fight back, then the terrorists win!

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:21 AM (7HtZB)

88 " referring to ISIS by the name Daesh."

He's using "Daesh"  and he's using "ISIL" because ISIS is the the devil that must not be named because it alarms the voters.  Slither slither misdirection obfuscation mislead lie half-lie condescend.  Ooops, BREXIT.  So, the old shell-game isn't enough.  Amp it up,  eleventy!.

Jeff Sessions for DoS.  Ted Cruz for Attorney General.

Posted by: mrp at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (JBggj)

89

 

Buying a boat is the cheap part,owning it is whats expensive

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (lKyWE)

90 6 At last, a dead horse we can all whip! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 01:07 PM (p4UlV) Watch us whip, watch him neigh-neigh

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (7HtZB)

91 52 What's with Secretariat of State Kerry's use of "Daesh" and the JEF's use of "ISIL"?
----
Daesh apparently sounds like an insult in arabic. It's the diplomatic version of "poopoo pants".
TFG uses ISIL rather than ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) because he wants people to ignore the fact that ISIS are the people he was hoping to replace Bashar Assad with back in the "red line" days.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 29, 2016 01:18 PM (3Liv/)


I agree with Rush on this: Obama and Kerry are doing this just because they want to sound smarter than everybody else.

Like Obama's "Pock-ee-STAHN".

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (mHKcx)

92 If we destroy ISIS they will have won!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (1ZOkK)

93 *thinking

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 08:22 AM (gP9Ip)

94 Kerry is actually so stupid he believes the shit he says. Obama knows he's playing us. Hillary too.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 08:23 AM (r1fLd)

95 The poor Ostrogoths, surrounded on no sides by the Roman army, knew that they had lost, so shrugged, gave up, and then sacked Rome on the way home.

Posted by: John Kerry, military genius at June 29, 2016 08:23 AM (jBuUi)

96 When we kill them, we're just making martyrs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 08:23 AM (rwI+c)

97 Instead of killing 60 they only killed 50. We have them on the run. Posted by: Jean Fraude Keree at June 29, 2016 01:19 PM (XVTvT) That has a "jobs created or saved" vibe about it. "Just look at all the billions of people they DIDN'T kill! Winning!" Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 01:20 PM (0mRoj) So to paraphrase a comment seen here yesterday regarding Russian optimism: How many did they kill today? More than yesterday, less than tomorrow, so today's death toll is just average!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (TOk1P)

98 I'm absolutely sure the entire administration is just trolling us now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (1ZOkK)

99 See, it's simple. ISIS is only sodomizing us because they know that if they were using our mouth, they'd have to look at our face, and we're winning because they're not looking us in the face. So in that respect, they're not really winning at all. Next question...

Posted by: John Kerry's Piercing Pretzel Logic at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (Bdeb0)

100 Terrorists always use bombs because of the bomb-show loophole.

Posted by: Quint at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (DjcIp)

101 Horsehead embarrasses himself every time he opens his mouth. Nobody who is this stupid should be able to breath unassisted.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2016 01:07 PM


Served as Michael Dukakis' Lt. Governor.  It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (bzd8I)

102 85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own? Is it a "tell" for lying? Is he thing of Terrassaaaas nether regions? Is it something you shouldn't mention, like a booger stuck to his nose? Couldn't some aide gently remind him to stop? Is it a result of nerve damage from the Bo-tox or cosmetic surgery? This inquiring mind wants to know. Seriously. It makes me insane to see it. Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM (rZiU5) Lip-licking is a side affect of many drugs, especially CNS-affecting drugs.

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (7HtZB)

103 I read these comments by upper class brit twats on twitter as they go on and about other people being racist. That is why they live in their 99.9999% white enclaves and pay tens of thousands of pounds to send their kids to ritzy schools.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (iQIUe)

104 Keep in mind, the Sec of State doesn't make policy, the Pres does. The SoS carries out the orders of the Pres. Bengahzi was Obama's doing.

Posted by: Jean Fraude Keree at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (XVTvT)

105 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own? Is it a "tell" for lying? Is he thing of Terrassaaaas nether regions? Is it something you shouldn't mention, like a booger stuck to his nose? Couldn't some aide gently remind him to stop? Is it a result of nerve damage from the Bo-tox or cosmetic surgery? This inquiring mind wants to know. Seriously. It makes me insane to see it. Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM (rZiU5) ---- Do a YouTube search for Anita Dunn lip licking. Im convince these people are aliens..... or...... self medicating and living through better chemistry.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (8XRCm)

106 Speaking of Kerry, he's selling the sailboat he tried to hide in RI to avoid taxes. To prove what an astute businessman he is, he's selling the boat he bought in 2010 for $7 million for $4 million. What's the depreciation on a $7 million dollar boat over 6 years? 3 million?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:24 AM (kWQPe)

107 No need to worry about ISIS or ISIL they're only the JV said Field Marshall Barry. And his vast wealth of military knowledge should know

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 08:25 AM (493sH)

108 ISIL Daesh Pock-e-ston Cooba See? The smart set uses different words, to let others know they're the smart set. And we're using Charlie Sheen's definition of "Winning!" now?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2016 08:25 AM (kKHcp)

109 85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own?

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM (rZiU5)


Yes. Trust me on this.

Posted by: James Carville at June 29, 2016 08:25 AM (mHKcx)

110 Who was that lizard tongued lip licking woman early in the administration?  The one who gave a speech and described Mao as being someone she really admired??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:25 AM (1ZOkK)

111 We have the English fleet right where we want them.

Posted by: Admiral Juan Kerry, Spanish Fleet, Commanding at June 29, 2016 08:25 AM (lDrRt)

112 Tying up a loose end from the last thread. I said that my strong anti-Hillary opinions caused audible gasps from the telephone pollster. I wasn't profane or rude. I was asked to assign a number between 1 and 5 to certain statements indicating strong agreement (5) to strong disagreement (1). One statement was that the She-beast cared about people like me. My "1" invoked a gasp. Others were that T. rump was unqualified because some of his companies had declared bankruptcy and that Hilldog's tax plan was more fair. Again, both my "1"s invoked gasps. Possibly the pollster was intending to indicate the wrong answers but I doubt it. She seemed too naive. Regardless, her conduct may have suppressed "wrong" answers. I, of course, didn't care what she thought.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:26 AM (Nwg0u)

113 Over a billion muslims didn't kill anyone yesterday, but you H8Rs have to keep pointing out the few that did. RACYISTSS!!1!!

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:26 AM (7HtZB)

114 108 ISIL
Daesh
Pock-e-ston
Cooba



Tolleebon

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:26 AM (1ZOkK)

115 The more cocks a dude sucks only prove how straight he is, right?

Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 08:26 AM (DPbdz)

116 The answer to my own question at #110:  Anita Dunn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (1ZOkK)

117 Hmmm, ponders... So the left told us whenever we killed one, we just created 20 more. In the 00s, when we were killing them, the terrorist attacks pretty much came to a screeching halt. In the age of Obama, when we stopped killing them, we seem to be getting about 20 attacks per week. I don't think their math is so good.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (TOk1P)

118 Trump in Bangor Maine? Why ? There are only 12 people who actually live there. Not that I don't like the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (zp+j1)

119 100 Terrorists always use bombs because of the bomb-show loophole. Posted by: Quint at June 29, 2016 01:24 PM (DjcIp) =============== At any time now, the 0bama will stage a sit in to protest and agitate for stricter assault style bomb control laws.

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (Ffw22)

120 My "1" invoked a gasp. Others were that T. rump was unqualified because some of his companies had declared bankruptcy and that Hilldog's tax plan was more fair. Again, both my "1"s invoked gasps.
==========

Sounds like a push-poll to me.

Posted by: mrp at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (JBggj)

121 But if I listed the title of my book with GoFundMe - Golden Isis- I will automatically get flagged for potential terror support.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (hwXwb)

122 85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own? Is it a "tell" for lying? Is he thing of Terrassaaaas nether regions? Is it something you shouldn't mention, like a booger stuck to his nose? Couldn't some aide gently remind him to stop? Is it a result of nerve damage from the Bo-tox or cosmetic surgery? This inquiring mind wants to know. Seriously. It makes me insane to see it. Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker Agree! Ace, this is definitely threadworthy. Watch the vid of Kerry speaking. He literally was flicking his tongue in and out like a snake does. Seriously, I think his facelift is starting to collapse internally, as the collagen gives way. It is causing some kind of nerve misfiring. This happens a lot to older celebrities who had a facelift in their 40s and then in their' 50s or 60s it "falls." That's why so many of them "disappear" from the public eye -- they have become grotesque.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (jBuUi)

123 And just what we were talking about the other day.

Hillary's good friend Amb. Stevens' family is not mad at Hillary for allowing him and 3 others to die. They blame...

... Republicans.


http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/06/29/ donald-trump-just-lost-one-of-his-best-talking-points-on-benghazi/

(remove space in link)

Posted by: apparently they've had a "lib"otomy at June 29, 2016 08:27 AM (H9MG5)

124 I flew into Bangor last year instead of driving for a trip up to Acadia... wow is that a depressing town.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:28 AM (V40IZ)

125 118 Trump in Bangor Maine? Why ? There are only 12 people who actually live there. Not that I don't like the place Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 01:27 PM (zp+j1) Stephen King book signing?

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:28 AM (7HtZB)

126 Possibly the pollster was intending to indicate the wrong answers but I doubt it. She seemed too naive. Regardless, her conduct may have suppressed "wrong" answers. I, of course, didn't care what she thought. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks So, that's one phone call that gets round filed.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:28 AM (kWQPe)

127 85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own?

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM (rZiU5)


Boy, I'll say.

Posted by: Mary Matalin at June 29, 2016 08:28 AM (mHKcx)

128 Yes, we've got ISIS right where we want them !!

Posted by: McCool at June 29, 2016 08:29 AM (nCSwS)

129 Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

Hey I might be up in RI at the end of July Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM


So...NEMoMee?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2016 08:29 AM (bzd8I)

130 So, Kerry has a snake tongue, and Obama has a snake-like hissing thing he does when he speaks.

I'm sensing something here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:29 AM (1ZOkK)

131 Eventually they'll run out of people to kill, run out of bullets, and run out of TNT. When they do, we'll send someone in to negotiate!

Posted by: Orlando PD at June 29, 2016 08:29 AM (TOk1P)

132 Because when the Patriots score their 4th touchdown of the quarter against the Jets, that's just bill belichick showing how desperate he is.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (KUaJL)

133 69 Oh, ISIS is on the run alright - for the borders of any country stupid enough to let them in as "refuges". Posted by: Dang at June 29, 2016 01:19 PM (k0G44) They're running into newspaper offices... running into night clubs... running into airports...

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (u9OP6)

134 If only we'd love ISIS more, they wouldn't kill us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (1ZOkK)

135

 

Why ? There are only 12 people who actually live there. Not that I don't like the place

 

 

Bath Iron Works is in Maine.They build destroyers so the state is big on national defense spending

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (lKyWE)

136 What are you trying to ssssay?

Posted by: The snake at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (kjCtb)

137 This happens a lot to older celebrities who had a facelift in their 40s and then in their' 50s or 60s it "falls." That's why so many of them "disappear" from the public eye -- they have become grotesque.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 01:27 PM (jBuUi)


Why can't they just get another facelift? I thought there were some celebrities who've had multiple lifts.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:30 AM (mHKcx)

138 Kerry could stand up comedy, if it weren't for people dying from this stupidity.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] at June 29, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm)

139 There'sssss absssssolutely nothing sssssussssspect about the way Obama talksssss. It'sssss magnificccccent.

Posted by: Cobra Commander at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (H9MG5)

140 124 I flew into Bangor last year instead of driving for a trip up to Acadia... wow is that a depressing town. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 01:28 PM (V40IZ) ============== Went to BGR last winter when it was cold and windy as hell. At least the hotel had good lobster rolls.

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (Ffw22)

141 Why can't they just get another facelift? I thought there were some celebrities who've had multiple lifts.
==================

They've lost their nerve(s).

Posted by: mrp at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (JBggj)

142 If I didn't shave, I'd have a goatee.

Posted by: Ms Pelosssssi at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (XVTvT)

143 Kerry started out grotesque.

Posted by: The snake at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (kjCtb)

144 And just what we were talking about the other day. Hillary's good friend Amb. Stevens' family is not mad at Hillary for allowing him and 3 others to die. They blame... ... Republicans. donald-trump-just-lost-one-of-his-best-talking-points-on-benghazi/ Yeah, no. All he has to do is point out that liberalism in a mental disorder. "Folks, these people are so steeped in the cult, that they don't care that their child was killed because of Hillary". See how well that plays in Peoria.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:32 AM (kWQPe)

145 I dont give a shit about what amb Steven's family thinks. I know that I and most americans are appalled by what happened in Benghazi and how those men were left there to die.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

146 I....I..... I..... don't want to say your name 'Cause you dont Daesh the same The way you did befor-or-or-or-ore OK .... Ok....Ok..... you think I got a horsey face But the rest of you blow up the place You did all right before Sand box... on the run You screamed and everybody comes .....a-gunning ~John "Sweet-ness" Kerry Take a gun and hide yourself away Goat hocks o-o-on the run Sandboxy , sandbox on the run..... and hideaway

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:33 AM (8XRCm)

147 Red Sox down 4-0 to Tampa Bay in the bottom of the fifth. Cubbies up 5-0 over Cincy in the third.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 29, 2016 08:33 AM (2cS/G)

148 "Bath Iron Works is in Maine.They build destroyers so the state is big on national defense spending" Yup. Went through overhaul on my first ship at BIW. Nice town. Nice State. The women are easy to see.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] at June 29, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)

149 Bath Iron Works is in Maine.They build destroyers so the state is big on national defense spending Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 01:30 PM (lKyWE) They have a nice new Navy Reserve Center in Bangor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (zp+j1)

150 102 85 I wish Ace would do a post on the John Kerry lip licking situation. What in the hell is going on here? Does the reptilian tongue have a mind of its own? Is it a "tell" for lying? Is he thing of Terrassaaaas nether regions? Is it something you shouldn't mention, like a booger stuck to his nose? Couldn't some aide gently remind him to stop? Is it a result of nerve damage from the Bo-tox or cosmetic surgery? This inquiring mind wants to know. Seriously. It makes me insane to see it. Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at June 29, 2016 01:21 PM (rZiU5) Lip-licking is a side affect of many drugs, especially CNS-affecting drugs. Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 01:24 PM (7HtZB) It's because he's a reptilian invader. His nest-mates keep saying "SSSSthththsss! Stop with the tongue or the mammalian meatbags will figure it out!" But he's not the smartest knife in the drawer.

Posted by: Muhammad Durka Durka Muhammad at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (nIGPZ)

151 ok Pixie..... just jumble my masterpeice all around. bitch.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (8XRCm)

152 This happens a lot to older celebrities who had a facelift in their 40s and then in their' 50s or 60s it "falls." That's why so many of them "disappear" from the public eye -- they have become grotesque.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 01:27 PM (jBuUi)



Hey, now.  Kenny Rogers had "work" done and he looks....ummm....nevermind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (1ZOkK)

153 Why can't they just get another facelift? I thought there were some celebrities who've had multiple lifts. Posted by: OregonMuse Some do go for a second or third attempt, but the human body is not infinitely malleable, and with each new operation, it becomes more and more difficult to look normal, and it "lasts" for a shorter and shorter time before the scar tissue contorts into grotesquerie. Also, the older you are, the more difficult it is for the skin to rejuvenate. Exhibit A: Michael Jackson in his later years.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (jBuUi)

154 ssssssssss

Posted by: Gollum at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (XVTvT)

155 Why can't they just get another facelift? I thought there were some celebrities who've had multiple lifts. After so many, their pubic region becomes a goatee. Looks good on men. Not so much on the Joan Rivers types.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:34 AM (kWQPe)

156 #Winning

Posted by: Hearts and minds at June 29, 2016 08:35 AM (hNICT)

157 The women are easy to see. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2016 01:33 PM

Ayuh.  It's the sheep that hide...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2016 08:35 AM (bzd8I)

158 I remember when Kerry was running against Boosh and Teresa had him get Botox.  All it did was make him more robot-like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:36 AM (1ZOkK)

159 OK, you got me; I only trashed Berlin because I was desperate.

Posted by: Georgy Zhukov at June 29, 2016 08:36 AM (XdbLA)

160 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane in Phoenix a few days ago, a story broken by local TV reporters. When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 08:36 AM (r1fLd)

161 Look, you peasants exist to pay taxes and get slaughtered.  It's your role in life.  Get used to it, get to work, then fucking die already.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 29, 2016 08:36 AM (rznWS)

162 So...did he manage to *also* remind everyone that Islam is peace and ISIS is not true Islam?


He says it so often, I'd assume he did...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 08:36 AM (NOIQH)

163 The problem with Maine is there's only two seasons: winter, and getting ready for winter.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:37 AM (V40IZ)

164 >>Hey I might be up in RI at the end of July Let me know.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:38 AM (/tuJf)

165 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane>>>

Why the F do we pay for Lynch's plane? Does it make it easier for her meetings with the Cartels?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2016 08:38 AM (tf9Ne)

166 GI Joe sssssseizing the Terrordrome issss an act of dessssssperation.

Posted by: Cobra Commander at June 29, 2016 08:38 AM (lDrRt)

167 Da fuq? Is this guy for real?

Posted by: ISIS Guy at June 29, 2016 08:38 AM (kTF2Z)

168 >>When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf.



Riiiight.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 08:39 AM (NOIQH)

169 Why can't they just get another facelift? I thought there were some celebrities who've had multiple lifts. Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 01:30 PM (mHKcx) Have you noticed that a lot of the older celebrities that do have a lot of facial work done start to look alike-there is only so much skin to pull back and staple. After the second or third, not much can really be done. But they insist, and start looking freakish. I worked in surgery as a college kid, during the summers. The only time I lost it (actually passed out in the OR) was during a face lift. It's done with local anesthetic, and is definitely the inspiration for a lot of horror movies.

Posted by: Moki at June 29, 2016 08:39 AM (ezHMO)

170 Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. -- I thought Chelsea only has one kid

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:39 AM (7lVbc)

171 >>>When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf.
WTF?
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 01:36 PM (r1fLd)<<<




I was begging Loretta to lock up the harpy and throw away the key. You think I want to spend my final years trapped in the White House as her doting First Man?

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at June 29, 2016 08:39 AM (H9MG5)

172 @29: "Hillary used the term "militant jihadis" in her remarks about Istanbul."

As opposed to what?  Pacifist jihadis?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 08:39 AM (rznWS)

173 Yeah, I went out into the backyard the other day and found this beehive so I prodded it with a stick.  They came out and started stinging me, the weaklings.  They seem desperate.  I am sure they will get tired eventually, they have no idea how to launch an effective military offensive or something.  They're on the wrong side of history.  I am just going to stand here laughing at them until my tickets to the Aspen Ideas festival arrive.....
- Mr Kerry John
(now deceased from unknown causes with no apparent motives)


BTW, why is Lurch going to an "Ideas Festival" - is he hoping to buy some?

Posted by: I Smell Something Funny at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (mdhLY)

174 I thought Chelsea only has one kid Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:39 PM

Didn't she just whelp again the other day?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (bzd8I)

175 160 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane in Phoenix a few days ago, a story broken by local TV reporters. When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. WTF? Posted by: Ignoramus "So, President Roosevelt, what did you talk about with Mr. Stalin at the Yalta Conference?" "Oh, we chatted about my croquet set, and he showed me pictures of his pet hamster. Nothing important."

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (jBuUi)

176 160 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane in Phoenix a few days ago, a story broken by local TV reporters. When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. WTF? I call bull shit on that one...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (O2RFr)

177 I thought Chelsea only has one kid Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:39 PM (7lVbc) She just had a baby boy. How did it go at the doctor's?

Posted by: Moki at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (ezHMO)

178 Yeah, I'm pretty sure Clinton has some more grandchildren slithering around.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (V40IZ)

179 That time I banged a pair of twins & their mom? I was because I was so desperate to meet women.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at June 29, 2016 08:40 AM (7HtZB)

180 OT, I wonder if Lynch wore a blue dress in today's meeting with clinton. I bet money exchanged hands or he "persuaded" her not to indict crooked hillary.

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (Ffw22)

181 Uh, they've been killing people and aspiring to attack us directly through surrogates.

And now they've done it in the U.S.- twice.

Sorry that "desperate" or an execution plan.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (O0lVq)

182 Well, if the FBI is getting into the Clinton Foundation business, then Bill is definitely in their cross-hairs. The question is: would he take the fall for Hills?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (NOIQH)

183 I thought Chelsea only has one kid Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:39 PM ---- Two. But theyre actually Web Hubbells grandkids.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (8XRCm)

184 How did it go at the doctor's? Posted by: Moki at June 29, 2016 01:40 PM (ezHMO) It was a big nothingburger, thankfully! Thanks so much for all your prayers!

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (7lVbc)

185 170 Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. -- I thought Chelsea only has one kid Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:39 PM (7lVbc) She spawned again recently. Rumors that Hillary said "Aha! Another future sacrifice for Baal!" are unfounded. Mostly.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 29, 2016 08:41 AM (nIGPZ)

186 Secretary of State John Kerry faced swift criticism Wednesday for suggesting the terror attack at Istanbul's Ataturk Airport was evidence the Islamic State is getting "desperate"


Patton's Third Army - desperate as all hell. Anyone could see that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:42 AM (oKE6c)

187 22 I know Jf'nK is a dimwit, but does he have dementia? My husband had early onset dementia and even though he is in the middle to late stages now, he is still much smarter than Obumbles and Kerry combined. He can still reason things out, but apparently Lurch can't. This administration is an embarrassment, but they are too stupid to figure that out.

Posted by: MacGuffin at June 29, 2016 08:42 AM (zjvRa)

188 >>AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane in Phoenix a few days ago, a story broken by local TV reporters Well that seems perfectly on the up and up. It's not like there is any Clinton business in front of the Justice Department or anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:42 AM (/tuJf)

189 >>When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch
said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any
other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's
grandchildren and golf.

But first she...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at June 29, 2016 08:42 AM (XVTvT)

190 Didn't she just whelp again the other day?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2016 01:40 PM (bzd8I)



Princess Chelsea whelped a viable male fetus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:43 AM (1ZOkK)

191 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane>>> Why the F do we pay for Lynch's plane? Does it make it easier for her meetings with the Cartels? ------------ A very good question. I see no reason why the AG can't fly commercial.

Posted by: SH at June 29, 2016 08:43 AM (gmeXX)

192 Baghdad John strikes again. What a useless, somnambulistic, sanctimonious twit of a bureaucrat. Does anyone actually think he's worth listening to? Even on the left, he's so drearily cliche ridden and full of his administration's spin that I can't see him being worthwhile from that perspective.

Posted by: Average Guy at June 29, 2016 08:43 AM (KqRop)

193 Remember when it was a big deal that the Speaker of the House was flying on government airplanes rather than commercial?

Man, isn't that funny in hindsight?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:44 AM (V40IZ)

194 ISIL Daesh Pock-e-ston Cooba Tolleebon ---------------------- My personal favorite is Hhone-doo-rahss. Barky has to pronounce the vowels as if he's speaking Spanish --- but then he pronounces the H like a sounded English H. In fact, he aspirates it, makes it harsher. But of course in Spanish it is entirely silent. There is nothing more pathetic than someone trying to be soooo sophisticated who makes an elementary mistake. To be a fool is one thing, but a pretentious fool? Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 08:44 AM (T/5A0)

195 >>Now, yes, you can bomb an airport, you can blow yourself up. That's the tragedy...


That's terrorism, not a tragedy. A tragedy is a family killed in a tornado, or getting lost at sea.


Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 08:45 AM (NOIQH)

196 I like my dash with cream cheese.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2016 08:45 AM (lDrRt)

197 Is Teresa Heinz Kerry still alive?  Or is her mummified body in an attic somewhere?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:45 AM (1ZOkK)

198 "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Clinton has some more grandchildren slithering around." You talking bout Bill, or the Dowager Grandmother Clinton?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] at June 29, 2016 08:45 AM (ptqRm)

199 Why the F do we pay for Lynch's plane? Does it make it easier for her meetings with the Cartels? ------------ A very good question. I see no reason why the AG can't fly commercial. Posted by: SH at June 29, 2016 01:43 PM (gmeXX) ****** Shut up and pay up for your betters' luxuries, Serfs.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 08:45 AM (ZhhC0)

200 That was supposed to be daesh but autocucumber ruined the joke.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2016 08:46 AM (lDrRt)

201 @VIA

Bill, obviously.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:46 AM (V40IZ)

202 197 Is Teresa Heinz Kerry still alive? Or is her mummified body in an attic somewhere?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 01:45 PM (1ZOkK)


Check the basement.

Posted by: Norman at June 29, 2016 08:46 AM (XVTvT)

203 said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. --------- That seems like a very fine use of taxpayer dollars. Just two people shooting the breeze in a government plane on a tarmac. Amazing how many times that mafia don had to go to the doctors office. And why was his lawyer always there?

Posted by: SH at June 29, 2016 08:46 AM (gmeXX)

204 Sergey Lavrov, Kerry's Russian counterpart, must think he's the luckiest guy in the world. First he gets Hillary and her dumbass easy button and then this fucking moron. I bet he gets Kerry to pull his finger all the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:46 AM (/tuJf)

205 184 How did it go at the doctor's? Posted by: Moki at June 29, 2016 01:40 PM (ezHMO) It was a big nothingburger, thankfully! Thanks so much for all your prayers! Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:41 PM (7lVbc) Told you to rub some dirt on it and get back out there?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 08:47 AM (0mRoj)

206 194 ISIL
Daesh
Pock-e-ston
Cooba
Tolleebon
Corp(se)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:47 AM (1ZOkK)

207 204 Sergey Lavrov, Kerry's Russian counterpart, must think he's the luckiest guy in the world. First he gets Hillary and her dumbass easy button and then this fucking moron. I bet he gets Kerry to pull his finger all the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

Only when Kerry crawls out from under the knee-hole in his desk.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 29, 2016 08:47 AM (jxbfJ)

208 Kerry:  "Daesh and others like it know that we have to get it right 24/7/365. They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour."

We could get it right on our side 24/7/365 by NOT ALLOWING THEM INTO OUR COUNTRY.  Problem solved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2016 08:47 AM (txdEq)

209 She spawned again recently. Rumors that Hillary said "Aha! Another future sacrifice for Baal!" are unfounded. Mostly.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at June 29, 2016 01:41 PM (nIGPZ)


Don't you mean "foaled?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:48 AM (oKE6c)

210 "Hillary used the term "militant jihadis" in her remarks about Istanbul." As opposed to what? Pacifist jihadis? Posted by: FaCubeItches **** Are there pacifist jihadis?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 29, 2016 08:48 AM (8marX)

211 Told you to rub some dirt on it and get back out there? Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 01:47 PM (0mRoj) Walk it off! It's just a flesh wound! LOL Yeah, just a less than minor thing.

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:48 AM (7lVbc)

212 204 Sergey Lavrov, Kerry's Russian counterpart, must think he's the luckiest guy in the world. First he gets Hillary and her dumbass easy button and then this fucking moron. I bet he gets Kerry to pull his finger all the time.


That's not what Kerry's pulling.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:49 AM (oKE6c)

213 There was actually a pretty popular conspiracy theory starting in the '70s and '80s about "lizard people" assuming positions of power throughout society. In fact, according to this poll, 12 million Americans still believe it: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-lizards-are-coming "According to a 2013 poll, as many as 12 million Americans believe in the possibility that reptilian overlords rule our country - that's intergalactic, shape-shifting lizards in Congress and on TV." This thing happening with Kerry is surely to revive the theory. It really is spooky.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 08:49 AM (jBuUi)

214 She had to say "militant jihadis" because Trump made her.

If he hadn't pounded her with it, do you think she'd have ever said it?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 08:49 AM (V40IZ)

215 Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2016 08:49 AM (86StK)

216 If I'm a Turk, I'm pissed. The damn Frogs got a James Taylor rendered "You've Got a Friend" as a show of solidarity....but, HorseFace couldn't round up Judy Collins or even Barry Manilow to provide solace to a Turkish nation in crisis?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at June 29, 2016 08:49 AM (uwRNQ)

217 Maybe Jackoff Kerry thinks Daesh is the French name for ISIS.

Posted by: Roy at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (VndSC)

218 Ha. MSNBC is showing the State Dept. presser right now and a reporter just asked the spokesman what the fuck (I might have add the fuck part) Kerry was talking about when he said that these attacks are a sign of ISIS weakness. Spokesman chuckled and said something like "Hey I don't speak for that idiot". He used more words.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (/tuJf)

219 If the airport was the first vulnerable civilian target hit by ISIS that statement may have made sense. Since ISIS has been conducting these type of terrorist attacks since day one , it makes the statement one of his most ignorant and that's saying something.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (34alA)

220 "They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour"

The planning, the recruiting, the building of bombs and suicide vests, the acquisition of guns--this takes months and years and a high level of organization, not ten minutes.

Again, our government is treating us like we just fell off the turnip truck.

Posted by: PJ at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (cHuNI)

221 Daesh and others like it know that we have to get it right 24/7/365. They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour. This is pretty irrelevant. The fact that they work without any apparent hindrance while the Obama administration runs interference for them is the problem.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (39g3+)

222 213 There was actually a pretty popular conspiracy theory starting in the '70s and '80s about "lizard people" assuming positions of power throughout society. -- On the one hand, its

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:50 AM (7lVbc)

223 Are there pacifist jihadis? Posted by: Tilikum KAW ------------ Yep. After the drones came.

Posted by: Roy at June 29, 2016 08:51 AM (VndSC)

224 191 AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton on her government airplane>>>
Why the F do we pay for Lynch's plane? Does it make it easier for her meetings with the Cartels?
------------
A very good question. I see no reason why the AG can't fly commercial.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2016 01:43 PM (gmeXX)



Yep. Not a person in 10,000 would recognize her.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:51 AM (oKE6c)

225 213 There was actually a pretty popular conspiracy theory starting in the '70s and '80s about "lizard people" assuming positions of power throughout society. --- On the one hand, it's a ridiculous idea. On the other hand, it would explain a lot.

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:51 AM (7lVbc)

226 Ben Shapiro Clashes With Sally Kohn Over Race, 'Sexism' During Live Politicon Debate

Heh. Kohn actually looks more manly then Shapiro.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:51 AM (mHKcx)

227 222 213 There was actually a pretty popular conspiracy theory starting in the '70s and '80s about "lizard people" assuming positions of power throughout society. -- On the one hand, its Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 01:50 PM (7lVbc) ------ OH SHIT!!!!! THE LIZARD GOT VOTERMOM!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 08:51 AM (8XRCm)

228 @179: "That time I banged a pair of twins & their mom? I was because I was so desperate to meet women.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at June 29, 2016 01:40 PM (7HtZB)"


Dude, I trashed most of Europe before I committed suicide.

Clearly, nobody heard my cry for help.

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at June 29, 2016 08:52 AM (rznWS)

229 So if ISIS pulls of an attack with deaths in the three digits, will Kerry declare victory?

Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 08:52 AM (IdCqF)

230 OH SHIT!!!!! THE LIZARD GOT VOTERMOM!!!!!! Posted by: fixerupper at June 29, 2016 01:51 PM (8XRCm) -- Almost! It was close call.

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 08:52 AM (7lVbc)

231 John Kerry: ISIS' Constant Slaughters of Innocents Just Prove How Badly They're Losing Franken-steiner will come!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 29, 2016 08:53 AM (Mt8T4)

232 If ISIS nukes a US city, it will be a sign of weakness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:53 AM (1ZOkK)

233 Ah, John Kerry. He's such a perfect example of an "elite" all those Brexit-panicked people say we should be paying attention to.

Posted by: Socratease at June 29, 2016 08:53 AM (FqHs5)

234 214 She had to say "militant jihadis" because Trump made her.
If he hadn't pounded her with it, do you think she'd have ever said it?
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 01:49 PM (V40IZ)



Exactly. She's buying herself some cover from another reamout. Notice she didn't use the exact phrase "radical Islam," but a variant of it, in a pathetic attempt to look like she was dancing to Trump's tune.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:53 AM (oKE6c)

235 Whenever someone tells Kerry that he has just said one of the dumbest comments ever, he pulls out an iPod and plays one of Obama's speeches.

Posted by: Roy at June 29, 2016 08:53 AM (VndSC)

236 Spokesman chuckled and said something like "Hey I don't speak for that idiot". He used more words.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 01:50 PM (/tuJf)


Wait. What did he mean "I don't speak for that idiot"? Isn't that supposed to be his job as a, you know, spokesman?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:55 AM (mHKcx)

237 I'm sure the queen treasures that set of Obama speech recordings he gave her. She's probably got it in some sort of shrine or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 08:55 AM (39g3+)

238 When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf.



She flew to Phoenix to discuss that? How fucking stupid do they think we are?

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:56 AM (oKE6c)

239 I saw Reamout open for Stacy's Daesh at the Rising Sun in '83 before it burned down

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 08:56 AM (39g3+)

240 237 I'm sure the queen treasures that set of Obama speech recordings he gave her. She's probably got it in some sort of shrine or something.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)



She probably keeps it in the smallest room in Buckingham Palace. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:57 AM (oKE6c)

241 "As opposed to what? Pacifist jihadis?" Of Course! 'Jihad' means 'struggle,' you Islamophobe! True Jihad just hasn't been tried yet!

Posted by: Academia at June 29, 2016 08:57 AM (KF8B+)

242 Remember when our leaders at least tried to hide their crimes and lawlessness.

Posted by: Memories at June 29, 2016 08:57 AM (hNICT)

243 She flew to Phoenix to discuss that? How fucking stupid do they think we are? I don't think they give these cover stories as an attempt to justify their actions or anything. I think they do it for the same reason Obama "accidentally" scratches his face with only his middle finger during debates etc.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 08:57 AM (39g3+)

244 Ok people, listen up. It's after 1 central. All markets reported, and WHERE IS MY OIL PRICE COLLAPSE???? I mean, really. It was a key to "remain" - the collapse in oil prices was supposed to be a huge drag on the world economy and all. Plus, how can I short at 50 per? *mic drop*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 29, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)

245 "According to a 2013 poll, as many as 12 million Americans believe in the possibility that reptilian overlords rule our country - that's intergalactic, shape-shifting lizards in Congress and on TV."

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 01:49 PM (jBuUi)


So, not the Jooos, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 08:58 AM (mHKcx)

246 >>Wait. What did he mean "I don't speak for that idiot"? Isn't that supposed to be his job as a, you know, spokesman? It was a tad odd. His exact words were more along the line of "I don't like to parse the Secretary's statements." Oddly, I thought that was his job.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 08:58 AM (/tuJf)

247 This has the whiff of Hitler ordering non-existent divisions to attack Russia. Apparently Obama's, Hillary's, and Kerry's plan is to show how much we're #Winning by allowing them to murder us at whim. Day 2: Brutal Ace. Keep it up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2016 08:58 AM (qCMvj)

248 All this is to set up a narrative. When Trump wins and ISIS attacks again, they'll say that Barky had ISIS contained and degraded. Look what Trump has unleashed!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2016 08:58 AM (kTF2Z)

249 I'm sure the queen treasures that set of Obama speech recordings he gave her. She's probably got it in some sort of shrine or something. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+) She probably keeps it in the smallest room in Buckingham Palace. IYKWIMAITYD. The throne room? Ba-da-bump!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 29, 2016 08:58 AM (kWQPe)

250 Jihadis are pathetic betas

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (Dxa+Y)

251 235 Whenever someone tells Kerry that he has just said one of the dumbest comments ever, he pulls out an iPod and plays one of Obama's speeches.

Posted by: Roy at June 29, 2016 01:53 PM (VndSC)

That wouldn't be a duplicate copy of the speeches TFG gave the Queen of England, would it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (jxbfJ)

252 Let's give Kerry a break.  I mean, he was IN THE SHIT in 'Nam.  Remember? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (1ZOkK)

253 It's also meaningless that Iraqi forces are in control of Fallujah. As soon as ISIS comes back and scares them, they will all run away. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: PJ at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (cHuNI)

254 "When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf." Who here actually believes that? Anyone? I'm sure the inquiring reporter asked a bunch of challenging follow-up questions. I wouldn't be surprised, however, to learn that the Dems have developed methods of information transfer that would make the old KGB swoon with envy. Maybe Bill really did just make small-talk with Lo-retta, which in turn provided cover for their aides-de-camp to exchange info. That way Billy can claim he wasn't told anything, Lo-retta can disavow leaking information related to an onggoing investigation, and anything shared verbally among third parties is merely hearsay and not subject to a typical discovery process. I think it's safe to say at this point the Clintons are a little gun-shy of email.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (hAFla)

255 Incidentally, try typing 'Islam' into Google and see what suggestions pop up. Also try 'Islam is'. No bias there whatsoever.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 29, 2016 08:59 AM (KF8B+)

256 John Fucking Kerry: and you know you want to give up your life, then obviously you can do some harm. Yeah, like the 72 sexually inexperienced 2nd grade girls have nothing to do with it. Fuck him a 1,000 Times

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:00 AM (voOPb)

257 Hey, remember when Kerry almost became POTUS?

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 09:00 AM (NOIQH)

258 Reading bleating whines about how scary and awful fireworks are online now. Expect them to get louder and louder around the 4th and a push to ban them all nationwide. People complain about how terrified their pets get... yep, that's gonna happen unless you get them used to bangs and loud noises. Which is best: training your animals to be used to this, or insisting the entire world change so Poochy doesn't get scared?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 09:00 AM (39g3+)

259 Let's give Kerry a break. I mean, he was IN THE SHIT in 'Nam. Remember? " So was I

Posted by: "Fourleaf" Tayback at June 29, 2016 09:00 AM (C9pBZ)

260 It sure smells "fishy" that Bill would meet with Lynch to talk about Grand kids ? It's not like they're best of buddies..... I'm sure they were discussing how Hillary will not be indicted....

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:00 AM (O2RFr)

261 Walgreens stock has also bounced back sooner than I thought it would. That is very indicative of traders not really that concerned with Brexit since Walgreen's business is highly leveraged in Europe and England.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 29, 2016 09:01 AM (34alA)

262 We are proud of Presdent obana and Sexatary of Stute Jon Kerry for the fine job they have been doing to unduo the Bush screw-ups. bush lied and now we must pay forse his lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 29, 2016 09:01 AM (NuElX)

263 I remember when Kerry was running against Boosh and Teresa had him get Botox. All it did was make him more robot-like.Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 01:36 PM
~~~~~
JF'nK had much more than just Botox.  He's had a full deep plane (very extensive) facelift, and numerous fat transfers...at the least.

Here's a link to pictures proving the lift and fat transfers: 
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7l3w3u

And here's a link explaining the different types of facelifts:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7c2b9r2

Unsurprisingly, he's still ugly.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2016 09:01 AM (Lsu4e)

264 Apparently Obama's, Hillary's, and Kerry's plan is to show how much we're #Winning by allowing them to murder us at whim. If they kill us, they lose!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 29, 2016 09:02 AM (Mt8T4)

265 OMG.  Check out the headline at Drudge!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 09:02 AM (1ZOkK)

266 Apparently Obama's, Hillary's, and Kerry's plan is to show how much we're #Winning by allowing them to murder us at whim. Because love is all you need...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:02 AM (O2RFr)

267 So, not the Jooos, then? Maybe they were Jooo lizards? Huh? Huh?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 09:02 AM (39g3+)

268 252 Let's give Kerry a break. I mean, he was IN THE SHIT in 'Nam. Remember?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK)



Really? He shoulda told us about it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 09:03 AM (oKE6c)

269 When Mohammed Ali was standing over me, with his arm cocked, telling me to get up... it just showed how desperate he was.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Liston at June 29, 2016 09:03 AM (TOk1P)

270 traders not really that concerned with Brexit" Hush. Next you'll be telling us that GB might experience an "unexpected" increase in exports.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 29, 2016 09:03 AM (C9pBZ)

271 "257 Hey, remember when Kerry almost became POTUS? Yikes." Yeah...I voted for him. I'm sorry. In my defense I was an idiot college student. My roommate (who was totally crazy, btw) voted for Bush though so at least we balanced out right?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 09:04 AM (Dxa+Y)

272 Daesh and others like it know that we have to get it right 24/7/365. They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour. He says it as if it *has* to be this way, as if we did not have the option of securing our borders. What a complete tool.

Posted by: John F. Kerredy at June 29, 2016 09:04 AM (DWzzU)

273 Just imagine how much worse it would have been if Obama and Kerry had a backbone between the pair!  ISIS might have been bombed and there might have been innocents killed!!!

Posted by: setnaffa at June 29, 2016 09:05 AM (jl6Ly)

274 The Yankees rattled off 110 regular season wins, then beat us four straight... because they were desperate.

Posted by: 1927 Pittsburgh Pirates at June 29, 2016 09:05 AM (TOk1P)

275 "Daesh" is the new "Jingus Con." Kerry is what passes for intelligent among the Left, which may be the only reason we aren't fucked.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2016 09:06 AM (c0QF2)

276 Kerry has that thousand yard stare, man. He's seen some *@&$ in the 'Nam.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 09:06 AM (39g3+)

277 This whole "work-related" or "non work related" distinction in the Huma/Drudge story is pure Clinton spin, like "documents marked classified." The issues are did she risk exposure of her own thought processes and those of the President and other high level officials that could be of use to an adversary trying to game our reaction? Of freaking course. And as to the "work" vs "nonwork" the real issue is Clinton Fucking Foundation emails. Is that particular money launderings scheme in violation of election laws, undisclosed foreign lobbying, bribery and criminal conspiracy "personal" or "work related"? If she wasn't deposed, at length, and specifically about her knowledge of Clinton Foundation activities and related email transactions this is pure kibuki theater.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 29, 2016 09:07 AM (k8tEg)

278 276 Kerry has that thousand yard stare, man. He's seen some *@&$ in the 'Nam.


Same here.

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at June 29, 2016 09:07 AM (1ZOkK)

279 Men like John Kerry aren't good enough for ridicule and even jail. I have nothing but contempt for him.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 09:07 AM (LISuA)

280 OMG. Check out the headline at Drudge!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 02:02 PM (1ZOkK) So, I looked. Didn't read the story but the picture caught my eye. That is maybe more than a dozen pictures of Huma looking at Hellary, all with that same look. It is a look of deep caring, perhaps even l...l...lov....nah, it's gotta be something else.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2016 09:08 AM (kKHcp)

281 >>Daesh and others like it know that we have to get it right 24/7/365. They have to get it right for ten minutes or one hour.



Said as if we even get it right 12/3/365.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)

282 Living in CO I might excuse his remarks to inhaling heavy mariweenie smoke filtering through the air if it weren't for the fact that he is always a blithering idiot hovering on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 09:09 AM (oiNtH)

283 It is a look of deep caring, perhaps even l...l...lov....nah, it's gotta be something else.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2016 02:08 PM (kKHcp)



Fear?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 09:09 AM (1ZOkK)

284 I remember when Roddy Piper smashed a coconut on my head, and smeared bananas in my face, and beat me with his belt....I just chuckled at how desperate he was. Still didn't put fruit on my Cheerios for a while, though.

Posted by: Jimmy Snuka, Going Senile at June 29, 2016 09:09 AM (DMjqB)

285 280 OMG. Check out the headline at Drudge!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 02:02 PM (1ZOkK) Well we are coming up on a holiday weekend..... Friday would be perfect to "drop" a bad story on Hillary....

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:09 AM (O2RFr)

286 >>It is a look of deep caring, perhaps even l...l...lov....nah, it's gotta be something else.


Muslim Brotherhood honeytrap

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 29, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)

287 Well, if Obama calls them ISIL and Kerry calls them Daesh, while everybody else in the world calls them ISIS, I can see where they might get a little confused.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:10 AM (zoehZ)

288 OMG. Check out the headline at Drudge!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 02:02 PM (1ZOkK) I'm not going down for this! What... why is everyone giggling??

Posted by: Hooma at June 29, 2016 09:11 AM (TOk1P)

289 >>Well, if Obama calls them ISIL and Kerry calls them Daesh, while everybody else in the world calls them ISIS, I can see where they might get a little confused.



Just don't you DARE call it Islamic terrorism, buddy!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 29, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)

290 "It is a look of deep caring, perhaps even l...l...lov....nah, it's gotta be something else.' Hungry like the wolf?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] [/s] at June 29, 2016 09:12 AM (ptqRm)

291 "If she wasn't deposed, at length, and specifically about her knowledge of Clinton Foundation activities and related email transactions this is pure kibuki theater." This was a limited scope deposition over FOIA matters. What the FBI knows, including from recovered e-mails, is the Big Known Unknown

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 09:12 AM (r1fLd)

292 Is it Diogenes who went around ancient Greece with a lanthern looking for an honest man? If someone were to give a modern American person a lamp of 5000 lumens ,and they searched every nook and cranny of the Obama administration they wouldn't find an honest man or woman. There'll all other liars, crooks thieves or all three together. I wonder how much Muslim interests are paying all of them off?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:12 AM (frf5f)

293 Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 09:12 AM (Ag4rf)

294 Apparently, Huma is being "very cooperative."  Hildebeast will not be pleased.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 09:13 AM (1ZOkK)

295 Probably adoration and worship. Huma seems like an easily put-upon woman to me. The kind that needs a strong leash hand.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 09:13 AM (39g3+)

296 So, I looked. Didn't read the story but the picture caught my eye. That is maybe more than a dozen pictures of Huma looking at Hellary, all with that same look. It is a look of deep caring, perhaps even l...l...lov....nah, it's gotta be something else. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2016 02:08 PM (kKHcp) When I see pictures of her, the phrase "lipstick on a pig" keeps coming to mind.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 09:13 AM (TOk1P)

297 Huma will lie

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 09:13 AM (Ag4rf)

298 Muslim Brotherhood honeytrap" Er, that's not honey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 29, 2016 09:13 AM (C9pBZ)

299 Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says Rolling over Hillary would take more than one... But I agree... No one is gonna rat out the rat...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:14 AM (O2RFr)

300 >> Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says


Yep - you have to wonder what the play is. This was the Judicial Watch deposition, not the FBI, right?

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 29, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

301 John Kerry is also attempting to subvert the democratic process in Britain by suggesting the Brexit vote can possibly be rolled back.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2016 09:15 AM (4ErVI)

302 Yep - you have to wonder what the play is. This was the Judicial Watch deposition, not the FBI, right? Correct...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:15 AM (O2RFr)

303 299 Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says Rolling over Hillary would take more than one... But I agree... No one is gonna rat out the rat... Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 02:14 PM (O2RFr) Huma does not have a death wish, she's still married to her token Jew husband, Carlos Dangerstein.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:15 AM (voOPb)

304 Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says Rolling over Hillary would take more than one... But I agree... No one is gonna rat out the rat... Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 02:14 PM (O2RFr) Maybe. People naturally assume Hooma is Hillory's gal. Maybe she's not. Maybe she's the Trojan Horse. I keep going back to the fact that Teams Obama and Clinton really do despise one another.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 09:16 AM (TOk1P)

305 Huma does not have a death wish, she's still married to her token Jew husband, Carlos Dangerstein.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 02:15 PM (voOPb)



Don't they have a kid? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 09:16 AM (1ZOkK)

306 Hillary's latest idea: free wi-fi in all public places like train stations. OK toots. Use that multi-billion dollar foundation to do it if you like it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 09:17 AM (39g3+)

307 Unsurprisingly, the front page LA Times story about the Benghazi report claims it exonerates HRC from any wrongdoing. Utter bullshit. Any sane person reading that report should realize she would be a horrific President. Just the fact that the she lied to the public about the nature of the attack while confiding the truth to her daughter in an unsecure email less than an hour later should be a career ender.

If they'll give her a pass on that, imagine how much farther it will go in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 09:17 AM (IdCqF)

308 Off topic coz I'm bored with horsey & dogeater. I made myself a great salad for lunch. Based it off a salad I got at an Italian place. Ham, pepperoni, cheese, olives, pepperoncini, hard-boiled egg, romaine lettuce. All chopped up. And anchovies. I forgot the red onion though I'm proud coz I'm usually too lazy to make a proper salad for myself.

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 09:17 AM (7lVbc)

309 >>Huma will never roll over Hillary. I don't care what the Bloomberg story says <<

They just appeared at the Gay Pride Parade in New York together.

Make of that what you want, but it was deliberate.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2016 09:18 AM (O0lVq)

310 One thing the Clintons have been very, very good at is picking LOYAL subordinates. Their minions will go to jail before snitching on them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 09:18 AM (T/5A0)

311  306 Hillary's latest idea: free wi-fi in all public places like train stations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)



Will she put all the routers in train station bathrooms?

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 09:18 AM (oKE6c)

312 What's the depreciation on a $7 million dollar boat over 6 years? 3 million? ___________________ Who gives a f*ck? There's plenty more where that came from! My wifey is loaded. Why else do you think I married her? For her good looks? Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Johnny Heinz-Kerry at June 29, 2016 09:18 AM (NnYnv)

313 310 One thing the Clintons have been very, very good at is picking LOYAL subordinates. Their minions will go to jail before snitching on them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 02:18 PM (T/5A0)



Ahem.

Posted by: Vince Foster [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 09:18 AM (oKE6c)

314 265 OMG. Check out the headline at Drudge!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 02:02 PM (1ZOkK)

I did and yes, bleach..I need some.

Posted by: IC at June 29, 2016 09:19 AM (a0IVu)

315 Nood.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 29, 2016 09:19 AM (V40IZ)

316 Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 02:17 PM (IdCqF)


The LAT is a joke.

Posted by: Vince Foster [/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2016 09:19 AM (oKE6c)

317 308 Off topic coz I'm bored with horsey & dogeater.
I made myself a great salad for lunch. Based it off a salad I got at an Italian place.
Ham, pepperoni, cheese, olives, pepperoncini, hard-boiled egg, romaine lettuce. All chopped up.
And anchovies.
I forgot the red onion though
I'm proud coz I'm usually too lazy to make a proper salad for myself.

Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 02:17 PM (7lVbc)



Yum.  That sounds good!  I had a couple of flour tortillas in the fridge and some shredded cheese.  Made a boring quesadilla. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2016 09:20 AM (1ZOkK)

318 People naturally assume Hooma is Hillory's gal. Maybe she's not. Maybe she's the Trojan Horse. I keep going back to the fact that Teams Obama and Clinton really do despise one another.Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2016 02:16 PM (TOk1P)

intriguing

Posted by: hmmm at June 29, 2016 09:20 AM (XVTvT)

319 Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 02:17 PM (7lVbc) How are anchovies? I've been curious for a while. People tell me that they are no good on their own but are great compliments to other foods.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at June 29, 2016 09:20 AM (BDZWU)

320 The LAT is a joke. Yes but the rest of the bird cage liners also said it proves Hillarys innocence...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:20 AM (O2RFr)

321 Obama handing out $18,000 Remington XM 2010 sniper rifles to Syrian Rebels. I wonder what kind of proof they need your a Syrian Rebel? I sure would like one of those rifles.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htscj46

Link to WZ

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2016 09:21 AM (tf9Ne)

322 If the story is in Bloomberg, it's a plant.

The story is meant to help sanitize the final political decision to now indict Hillary.

They will say "everyone cooperated".

So Hillary won't be indicted for crimes that people are sitting in jail for.

All because of politics.

And some morons want to help her get elected. I just don't understand that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2016 09:21 AM (O0lVq)

323 238 When asked about their half hour meeting at a press conference, Lynch said that she and Bill Clinton did not discuss the investigation or any other government business. Instead, she said they talked about Clinton's grandchildren and golf. She flew to Phoenix to discuss that? How fucking stupid do they think we are? ____________________ Very. Lynch shouldn't have been anywhere near anybody named Clinton, let alone having private discussions with them on "her" jet. It is grossly improper for AG Lynch to be holding private meetings with Bill Clinton when Hillary Clinton is under active criminal investigation by the FBI. Any lawyer with any sense of ethics would know that. Of course, Lynch (like the rest of her crooked crew at the DOJ) has no ethics.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 29, 2016 09:22 AM (NnYnv)

324 The Benghazi report that the papers refer to has to be the Dems report because they cant possibly think the official committee report exonerates Clinton. The GOP better have a designated squad dedicated to sending letters to the editors pointing out all of the obvious incriminating evidence.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 29, 2016 09:23 AM (34alA)

325 Wanna bet that, surprisingly, Lynch will be Hillary's pick for SCOTUS?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2016 09:24 AM (O0lVq)

326 The GOP better have a designated squad dedicated to sending letters to the editors pointing out all of the obvious incriminating evidence. Hahahahahahahahahahah....

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:24 AM (O2RFr)

327 Why the long face, John? We're winning!

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 29, 2016 09:25 AM (i6shs)

328 How about an AOSHQ Ideas Festival?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2016 09:26 AM (4ErVI)

329 If someone in Kerry's family gets blown up by ISIS-bcause they can't All have Secret service protection-will he say that w're winning? They're not desperate. This is who they are. They are the tools of Satan who comes to kill, steal and destroy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:26 AM (frf5f)

330 How about an AOSHQ Ideas Festival? So where would we meet? The alley?

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 09:26 AM (O2RFr)

331 Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2016 02:17 PM (7lVbc) How did your Dr's appointment go?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:27 AM (frf5f)

332 Tongue thrusting- Anita Dunn clearly has tardive dyskinesia. Kerry might have developed Parkinsons. Botox gets blamed for his mask-y face and no doubt contributes, but he's not neurologically healthy.

Posted by: SarahW at June 29, 2016 09:30 AM (Sp1NT)

333 The side with more will to win will win. That won't be Obama's side, trust me.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2016 09:31 AM (2mC6G)

334 How about an AOSHQ Ideas Festival? Beware the Ideas of AOSHQ!

Posted by: Ancient Roman Soothsayer at June 29, 2016 09:32 AM (IqV8l)

335 OT I just want to report some happy news (for me anyway). My sister is an Agnostic and probably as close to you can get to being an Atheist without actually being one, sent me an e-mail The following is NOT the good news: that they have lost a lot of money after the British markets crashed and they may not be able to retire to America after all. What is the good news is that I told her spouse and I pray for her everyday and she said, "Thanks for the prayers. It couldn't hurt.".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:33 AM (frf5f)

336 Fenelon, it turned out to be nothing to worry about. I'm very grateful. Thank you for your prayers! I am sorry to hear that your sister lost money in Brexit but I am glad she is accepting prayers.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 29, 2016 09:42 AM (7lVbc)

337 Thanks, Votemom; I am glad for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:43 AM (frf5f)

338 OT-This is a transgender person running against Mike Lee. in UT Not looking like a model myself, I usually don't really care about people's looks (What's inside matters more) but this person doesn't look like a woman and never will will. Why don't they get stay as a man, marry a woman and have kids, http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhxo9kq And if people regard that as hateful, I don't think it is, and Misty may be a wonderful person, but as far as making comments on looks the gay folks on "Gay Patriot" are really not impressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 09:47 AM (frf5f)

339 @319 Serenity Now, I first tried anchovies on a caesar's salad. Yeah, I like the salty dimension it adds. But lots of people hate the idea. You should try it.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 29, 2016 09:49 AM (7lVbc)

340 Perhaps Lurch overheard someone say of ISIS, "They'll stop at nothing . . . . " and concluded that if we do nothing . . .

Posted by: Ivar Ivarson at June 29, 2016 10:03 AM (VSig1)

341 Everyone who matters know that Reich-wing racist white cis-het male gun nuts who hate LBGTQIA persons, persons of color, and women is the real threat to a cosmopolitan, post-nationalist society with abundance for all.

Islamic terrorism is a natural and healthy response to the Zionist oppression of the Palestinian people and constant American meddling in the region going back to the illegal coup against the Iranian government in 1954. There are too many cis-het white people anyway.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at June 29, 2016 10:19 AM (5exbe)

342 Mary Fuck off

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 10:25 AM (Ag4rf)

343 Ja, Steiner's corps will cut through the Russians and save Berlin.

Posted by: mhj at June 29, 2016 10:29 AM (FZdvr)

344 I am telling y'all that ole Johnny Kerry, Horseface, is on Thorazine. Either that or part lizard catching flies with that tongue thing he does. Unlike Pelosi, who blinks in nervous Morse Code due to botox overdosing (blinking "I am a liar") and leaking into what is left of her brain.. Kerry has "fine worm-like tongue movements" which describe him perfectly. He is an invertebrate feeding on the scat of this administration. He needs to retire and windsurf into a tsunami.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 10:34 AM (jRWGg)

345 #342, right to the rape culture sex shaming, huh? Nice banter.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at June 29, 2016 10:50 AM (5exbe)

346 Sorry, but whenever  Administration types say "Daesh", I hear this guy :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn75V6HNS6o


Posted by: DRH at June 29, 2016 11:21 AM (KOv7F)

347

Yeah, but ISIS isn't Republican, so they're still pretty nice guys.  Once TFG gets them farther in from the coast so they're killing in flyover country, ISIS in the US will get glowing headlines in WaPo, LAT and NYT newsrooms. 

 

 

Just writing ISIS in the US is kinda like invoking a John Mellencamp song, isn't it?

Posted by: Advo at June 29, 2016 11:41 AM (Ms4Um)

348 The horse faced moron still insists upon calling the jayvee team "Daesh". If you can't even get the enemies name right or you dare not say "radical Islam", well then, those mo fos are just going to chew you up and spit you out. Heck this time Ol' Lurch may actually earn a Purple Heart. You could pin it on the top of his neck, because his head won't be using it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 29, 2016 12:01 PM (Sda6L)

349 Kerry, opening his mouth shows just how truly stupid he is.


Posted by: Grimmy at June 29, 2016 04:22 PM (m+qrc)

350 I recall Bagdad Bob said something similar" Yes, I know the Americans have surrounded Bagdad. That just makes it easier for us to shoot them."

Posted by: sdharms at June 30, 2016 12:46 AM (WTOvj)

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