June 29, 2005
— Ace This faux-intellectual preening ponce calls himself a "uniter." The implication is that Hillary! is a divider.
That implication is true. But the only thing Joe Biden can unite us on is that he is a smug self-deluded prick who wears dandyish white collars on his striped shirts.
I don't know if he wears spats, but I know damn well he'd like to.
Joe "Spats" Biden For President
My people are currently in negotiations with Joe Lieberman's people for the rights to "Joementum II."
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2005 09:48 AM (qVW/J)
Posted by: Master of None at June 29, 2005 09:53 AM (2c7xL)
Posted by: Robb at June 29, 2005 10:52 AM (t/iHW)
(Man, Biden plagiarism jokes are the jokes that keep on giving. . . those NEVER get old.)
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 10:56 AM (y1hCN)
Posted by: 72 Card Monte at June 29, 2005 10:57 AM (dhRpo)
Posted by: shit from shinola at June 29, 2005 10:59 AM (dhRpo)
And we give you enough shit about wearing one that you only wear it once, take it home, and throw it away.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 11:39 AM (pzen5)
Also, no talking shit about spats. We need to bring those back. Along with capes.
C'mon, tell me you wouldn't like to be able to wear a cape every day.
Posted by: Pompous at June 29, 2005 11:55 AM (pwn6J)
Posted by: Foppa at June 29, 2005 12:44 PM (A8rF5)
Posted by: Iblis at June 29, 2005 01:03 PM (9221z)
Why? Because she can't run as fast? Just get a longer stick/bat/mace/whatever.
Posted by: compos mentis at June 29, 2005 01:04 PM (uCHTx)
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 02:26 PM (mrpxK)
As for Biden's speaking ability...he's does okay in an address, but not so well when others are participating.
I once saw him do a 'town hall' type of deal with then Sen. Fred Thompson. He was jumping up and down, moving back and forth, and basically looked like a little kid trying to keep up with his big brother.
Pretty entertaining, really.
Posted by: jmflynny at June 29, 2005 05:05 PM (itNrh)
As a folically challenged man I stand squarely against both Carl Levin and Joe Biden on principle. Principles man!!
Stop the comb over!!
Posted by: Birkel at June 29, 2005 07:33 PM (ywdV9)
Posted by: lauraw at June 30, 2005 05:31 AM (Hbb40)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2005 06:04 AM (XBUdh)
Posted by: 72 pernicious little ferrets at June 30, 2005 08:17 AM (dhRpo)
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