June 29, 2005

Joe Biden For President: Catch the Fever!
— Ace

This faux-intellectual preening ponce calls himself a "uniter." The implication is that Hillary! is a divider.

That implication is true. But the only thing Joe Biden can unite us on is that he is a smug self-deluded prick who wears dandyish white collars on his striped shirts.

I don't know if he wears spats, but I know damn well he'd like to.

Joe "Spats" Biden For President

Isn't it time to vote for someone who has no chance of ever being president? Seriously. Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Ace at 09:33 AM | Comments (17)
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1 Exclusive to you, Ace of Spades.

My people are currently in negotiations with Joe Lieberman's people for the rights to "Joementum II."

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2005 09:48 AM (qVW/J)

2 Biden's going to have to have a large staff of interns double check every speech he'll make to verify that no two words have every been spoken together before by anybody... cause you know that Hillary will have her staff do the same thing.

Posted by: Master of None at June 29, 2005 09:53 AM (2c7xL)

3 That slogan is vaguely reminiscent of the great Bill the Cat/Opus Meadow Party slogan of '88: "This time, why not the worst?" Good stuff.

Posted by: Robb at June 29, 2005 10:52 AM (t/iHW)

4 Ace, didn't I read this somewhere else before?

(Man, Biden plagiarism jokes are the jokes that keep on giving. . . those NEVER get old.)

Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 10:56 AM (y1hCN)

5 I really hope Joe Biden doesn't run because I've seen him on extended lectures on TV and he can be an awesome speaker! He's as full of shit as most Liberals, but he can be dangerously eloquent without getting obviously crazy like the rest of them. He's not as smarmy, smug and superior as Gore, instead he can look and sound quite reasonable, and like a wolf in sheep's clothing can be very dangerous. A formidable foe.

Posted by: 72 Card Monte at June 29, 2005 10:57 AM (dhRpo)

6 PS - Joe Biden would be much harder to beat than Hillary.

Posted by: shit from shinola at June 29, 2005 10:59 AM (dhRpo)

7 In my office, we refer to those dress shirts with white collars and cuffs as "Peter Pan shirts".

And we give you enough shit about wearing one that you only wear it once, take it home, and throw it away.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 11:39 AM (pzen5)

8 Two-tone shirts: it's an East Coast thing, DiT. You wouldn't understand.

Also, no talking shit about spats. We need to bring those back. Along with capes.

C'mon, tell me you wouldn't like to be able to wear a cape every day.

Posted by: Pompous at June 29, 2005 11:55 AM (pwn6J)

9 A cape, just like Frank Costanza's lawyer. How New York can you get?

Posted by: Foppa at June 29, 2005 12:44 PM (A8rF5)

10 First hair plug for men president, next stop the WORLD!

Posted by: Iblis at June 29, 2005 01:03 PM (9221z)

11 PS - Joe Biden would be much harder to beat than Hillary.

Why? Because she can't run as fast? Just get a longer stick/bat/mace/whatever.

Posted by: compos mentis at June 29, 2005 01:04 PM (uCHTx)

12 Well compos, let's be honest, it must be hard for Hillary! to run in a pantsuit with those veiny man-calves of hers.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 02:26 PM (mrpxK)

13 Oh geez...I hate those shirts with the white collars.

As for Biden's speaking ability...he's does okay in an address, but not so well when others are participating.

I once saw him do a 'town hall' type of deal with then Sen. Fred Thompson. He was jumping up and down, moving back and forth, and basically looked like a little kid trying to keep up with his big brother.

Pretty entertaining, really.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 29, 2005 05:05 PM (itNrh)

14 Can we please stop the comb overs? Seriously!!

As a folically challenged man I stand squarely against both Carl Levin and Joe Biden on principle. Principles man!!

Stop the comb over!!

Posted by: Birkel at June 29, 2005 07:33 PM (ywdV9)

15 Combover's still better than a ponytail on a man.

Posted by: lauraw at June 30, 2005 05:31 AM (Hbb40)

16 "smug self-deluded prick" is VERY good. Wish I'd said that. He's also a pernicious little ferret.

Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2005 06:04 AM (XBUdh)

17 pernicious little ferret - great phrase that, and with your permission I'm gonna use that.

Posted by: 72 pernicious little ferrets at June 30, 2005 08:17 AM (dhRpo)

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