June 27, 2006
— Ace Although Mark Warner campaign strategist Jerome Armstrong claims he gave up his (impliedly) brief dalliance with star-sign-prognostication in 2001, Dan Riehl thinks he kept it up through 2005 under the nom de etoiles "Vis Numar."
So, Mark Warner is paying for political consulting about the GOP's obsession "with 'gonad politics' which manifestated the plutonic sexual tensions that exist in the Republican Party."
The Republican Party does well when it deals with Neptunian issues ... but when it comes to issues surrounding Pluto, the sexual and the bodily emerge from shadows, and they go toward excess.
Ah, yes. The parties diverge on freedom from want versus freedom of opportunity, security versus civil liberties, and, of course, Neptunian versus Plutonian issues.
Pluto is sexual?
-----Jerome "Neil" Armstrong, 1st man on Pluto. Source: "Stuff Jerome 'Neil' Armstrong Said".
Posted by: Jack M. at June 27, 2006 05:29 PM (YpIcX)
To some, I guess.Are we talking Pluto as in "the cartoon dog Pluto"?
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 27, 2006 05:30 PM (kc9zT)
That wrecked my day.
Icepick the Mad!
Posted by: Icepick the Mad! at June 27, 2006 05:33 PM (sPfbv)
Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:40 PM (lwPIs)
Posted by: Jason at June 27, 2006 05:42 PM (gNw0L)
To some, I guess.
To Kim Jong-il for one.
No, wait. Pluto is dinner to him.
Never mind. Carry on.
Posted by: guinsPen at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (IqvU+)
Steve Colbert made a coment about the "kitty in the cockpit" and followed up "But where are the snakes on the motherfucking plane!!!"
I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (QTv8u)
Posted by: Allah at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (CbBW/)
Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:52 PM (lwPIs)
Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:56 PM (lwPIs)
Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:57 PM (lwPIs)
Posted by: Mars Ascending at June 27, 2006 06:05 PM (YhKI9)
Explains much about the global warming "scientists" too.
Posted by: The Machine at June 27, 2006 06:09 PM (L/jMX)
Yep - but I wanted something to tie them together, enter "Lauri" or whatever the commenters name was. w/o that, all starman had to say was it isnt him.
Posted by: Dan at June 27, 2006 06:33 PM (7e1m4)
Posted by: billmon at June 27, 2006 06:41 PM (WB0qk)
SHAZZAAM! I think we touched a nerve.
Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 07:00 PM (lwPIs)
'Dogstyle' is a sexual position.
Therefore, Pluto is sexual.
Mike and his labrador could've told you that, if you hadn't banned them...
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at June 27, 2006 07:12 PM (BeFYl)
Posted by: Icepick the Mad! at June 27, 2006 07:13 PM (sPfbv)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at June 27, 2006 07:18 PM (hE3xq)
The Astrology based community
I think it would be great if we can hang this on them. Use it whenever possible.
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 28, 2006 12:18 AM (Vsh3q)
like you we're entreprenurial freelance opinionators and fact-checkers hoping to score big in the booming Internet markets.
Sure, you've coopted the term 'wererabbits' but there are plenty of other words just waiting to be coined. The 'Lycandopes of the Left' for example.
Can we really afford an internet where a mid-fifties man, nearly 6' who weighs 200-210lbs, maybe less, is not called 'El Blimpo' ... I think not- and you're there to fill that need.
I, noting your blogging accomplishments and seeking to learn from a master such as yourself, will now refer to Jared from the 'Subway' ads as 'that jiggly fat-ass'.
Because inside every former fat person is a thin person struggling to get out and eat everything in sight. Which is why that person was fat to begin with.
And that's what matters.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 28, 2006 02:08 AM (PcDvW)
Pluto isn't even a planet!
Posted by: Dale at June 28, 2006 04:06 AM (Z887G)
Posted by: spurwing plover at June 28, 2006 04:09 AM (QtdTZ)
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Posted by: Vis Numbnuts at June 28, 2006 04:14 AM (AQGeh)
Posted by: pajama momma at June 28, 2006 04:28 AM (IC2Qj)
Oma Meepah Delmibum
and so on and so on...
Posted by: Vis Numbnuts at June 28, 2006 04:34 AM (AQGeh)
Nothing's safe, nothing's sacred.
Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at June 28, 2006 06:44 AM (NpQqC)
Posted by: kalthalior at June 28, 2006 07:39 AM (plsiE)
Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:25 AM (rkK3q)
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Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:42 AM (rkK3q)
Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:48 AM (rkK3q)
name that tune
Posted by: pajama momma at June 28, 2006 10:43 AM (IC2Qj)
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