June 27, 2006

Jerome Armstrong Moonlighted As "Star Swami" Vis Numar?
— Ace

Although Mark Warner campaign strategist Jerome Armstrong claims he gave up his (impliedly) brief dalliance with star-sign-prognostication in 2001, Dan Riehl thinks he kept it up through 2005 under the nom de etoiles "Vis Numar."

So, Mark Warner is paying for political consulting about the GOP's obsession "with 'gonad politics' which manifestated the plutonic sexual tensions that exist in the Republican Party."

Or:

The Republican Party does well when it deals with Neptunian issues ... but when it comes to issues surrounding Pluto, the sexual and the bodily emerge from shadows, and they go toward excess.

Ah, yes. The parties diverge on freedom from want versus freedom of opportunity, security versus civil liberties, and, of course, Neptunian versus Plutonian issues.

Pluto is sexual?

To some, I guess.

Posted by: Ace at 05:21 PM | Comments (37)
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1 "One small step for nuts...one giant leap for nutroots."
-----Jerome "Neil" Armstrong, 1st man on Pluto. Source: "Stuff Jerome 'Neil' Armstrong Said".

Posted by: Jack M. at June 27, 2006 05:29 PM (YpIcX)

2 Pluto is sexual?

To some, I guess.
Are we talking Pluto as in "the cartoon dog Pluto"?

Just askin'.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 27, 2006 05:30 PM (kc9zT)

3 Pluto is sexual? Damn, I thought Uranus is.

That wrecked my day.

Icepick the Mad!

Posted by: Icepick the Mad! at June 27, 2006 05:33 PM (sPfbv)

4 Does Armstrong wear one of those big swami hats like Johnny Carson?

Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:40 PM (lwPIs)

5 Pluto does have full sexual rights to Persephone for six months out of the year. She was supposedly a complete tiger in the sack.

Posted by: Jason at June 27, 2006 05:42 PM (gNw0L)

6 Pluto is sexual?

To some, I guess.


To Kim Jong-il for one.

...

No, wait. Pluto is dinner to him.

Never mind. Carry on.

Posted by: guinsPen at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (IqvU+)

7 O/T.

Steve Colbert made a coment about the "kitty in the cockpit" and followed up "But where are the snakes on the motherfucking plane!!!"

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (QTv8u)

8 Red State dug up the Vis Numar thing a few days ago. They've actually adopted it as their category heading for Armstrong-related posts.

Posted by: Allah at June 27, 2006 05:46 PM (CbBW/)

9 Does Armstrong have an undergraduate degree? His bio on wiki lists a graduate degree in "conflict resolution" but no BA/BS.

Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:52 PM (lwPIs)

10 Come on, Allah. Don't you think this merits a photo shop?

Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:56 PM (lwPIs)

11 SHAZAAAM! Oh, that's funny. lol !

Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 05:57 PM (lwPIs)

12 I don't see a problem here.

Posted by: Mars Ascending at June 27, 2006 06:05 PM (YhKI9)

13 "Down that line, I dabbled with planets and predictions in the most abstract manner, as one of several different predictive mathematical disciplines"


Explains much about the global warming "scientists" too.


.

Posted by: The Machine at June 27, 2006 06:09 PM (L/jMX)

14 Red State dug up the Vis Numar thing

Yep - but I wanted something to tie them together, enter "Lauri" or whatever the commenters name was. w/o that, all starman had to say was it isnt him.

Posted by: Dan at June 27, 2006 06:33 PM (7e1m4)

15 You know, you guys really need to find gainful employment. You've got WAY too much time on your hands.

Posted by: billmon at June 27, 2006 06:41 PM (WB0qk)

16 You know, you guys really need to find gainful employment. You've got WAY too much time on your hands.

SHAZZAAM! I think we touched a nerve.

Posted by: shawn at June 27, 2006 07:00 PM (lwPIs)

17 Pluto is a dog.
'Dogstyle' is a sexual position.
Therefore, Pluto is sexual.
Dolts.
Mike and his labrador could've told you that, if you hadn't banned them...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at June 27, 2006 07:12 PM (BeFYl)

18 Billmon, does Assistant Indoor Sanitation Engineer count?

Posted by: Icepick the Mad! at June 27, 2006 07:13 PM (sPfbv)

19 I didn't say she was crazy I said she was fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at June 27, 2006 07:18 PM (hE3xq)

20 Over on Jeff Goldstein's blog, moonbat bloggers are now often referred to as:

The Astrology based community

I think it would be great if we can hang this on them. Use it whenever possible.

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 28, 2006 12:18 AM (Vsh3q)

21 Billmon,

like you we're entreprenurial freelance opinionators and fact-checkers hoping to score big in the booming Internet markets.

Sure, you've coopted the term 'wererabbits' but there are plenty of other words just waiting to be coined. The 'Lycandopes of the Left' for example.

Can we really afford an internet where a mid-fifties man, nearly 6' who weighs 200-210lbs, maybe less, is not called 'El Blimpo' ... I think not- and you're there to fill that need.

I, noting your blogging accomplishments and seeking to learn from a master such as yourself, will now refer to Jared from the 'Subway' ads as 'that jiggly fat-ass'.

Because inside every former fat person is a thin person struggling to get out and eat everything in sight. Which is why that person was fat to begin with.

And that's what matters.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 28, 2006 02:08 AM (PcDvW)

22 Pluto is sexual?

Pluto isn't even a planet!

Posted by: Dale at June 28, 2006 04:06 AM (Z887G)

23 He will be the great salami and predict that the world will go KABLOOIE the day after tomorrow

Posted by: spurwing plover at June 28, 2006 04:09 AM (QtdTZ)

24 Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam
Owa Tagoo Siam

Posted by: Vis Numbnuts at June 28, 2006 04:14 AM (AQGeh)

25 That was way too deep for me. You're like so psychically spiritual.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 28, 2006 04:28 AM (IC2Qj)

26 Oma Meepah Delmibum
Oma Meepah Delmibum

and so on and so on...

Posted by: Vis Numbnuts at June 28, 2006 04:34 AM (AQGeh)

27 Knowing the stuff that's on the internet, Pluto is probably very sexual for some subset of freaks out there.

Nothing's safe, nothing's sacred.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at June 28, 2006 06:44 AM (NpQqC)

28 Isn't Pluto the name for the last one to toss their beanbag when Cornholing? So naturally, of course Pluto is sexual.

Posted by: kalthalior at June 28, 2006 07:39 AM (plsiE)

29 Saturn nears conflict as it crosses the Venuvian elipse. Wednesday and Thursday are ripe for asserting George W Bush's chimpiness.

Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:25 AM (rkK3q)

30 This week is the perfect time to stump in favor of gay marriage as Jupiter's great mass fills the shadow of Uranus.

Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:40 AM (rkK3q)

31 There are stars in the southern sky. An endangered species bill protecting the eagle will be well received.

Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:42 AM (rkK3q)

32 Mars lurks low on the horizon this month. Convict US military serviceman of slaughtering civilians and covering it up before the trial has commenced.

Posted by: The Warden at June 28, 2006 08:48 AM (rkK3q)

33 Treguna Mecoides and Trecorum Satis Dee

name that tune

Posted by: pajama momma at June 28, 2006 10:43 AM (IC2Qj)

34 Okay, PJmommy. I'm stumped.

Posted by: vis numbnuts at June 28, 2006 05:33 PM (56ssE)

35 ah, it's a song from the disney movie bedknobs and broomsticks, I know totally pathetic, but it sounded so new agie/agey ( however the hell you spell that)

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2006 07:35 AM (IC2Qj)

36 Sounds a little too scary for me. Although, I think I'm intrigued by the broomsticks part.

Posted by: Vis Numbnuts at June 29, 2006 08:27 AM (AQGeh)

37 I think I'm intrigued by the broomsticks part. *blush*

Posted by: pajama momma at June 29, 2006 01:10 PM (IC2Qj)

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