April 26, 2006

Jeff Gannon On Tony Snow
— Ace

Snow as press secretary; Jeff Gannon risen from the ashes, Phoenix-like, as the forbidden Book of Skelos* foretold he would.

It's a good day to be alive, folks.

Thanks to Dawnsblood.

* Where? No, not Lovecraft per se.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM | Comments (24)
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1 Conan the Destroyer? Or was that the SCROLLS of Skelos?

Posted by: Steve Johnson at April 26, 2006 01:23 PM (aeos0)

2 Conan

Posted by: j at April 26, 2006 01:23 PM (yHvEo)

3 It was "Scrolls of Skelos" in the second Conan movie, but the Book of Skelos is a Robert Howard/DnD reference.

Posted by: bbeck at April 26, 2006 01:28 PM (qF8q3)

4 Are we truly worthy of his appearance?

Posted by: at April 26, 2006 02:19 PM (1Vbso)

5 I only hope "Jeff Gannon on Tony Snow" is a figure of speech.

Posted by: skinbad at April 26, 2006 02:51 PM (4c5z7)

6 hey, as long as he's not on me - im cool.

Wheres the lavar arrington signing post btw - shades of the late 80's defense no?

Posted by: harkinbanks at April 26, 2006 02:52 PM (Zp++x)

7 Hmmm. Jeff Gannon rising. Like in his personal ad?

I won't go there. I want to. But I won't.

Posted by: Log Cabin at April 26, 2006 04:23 PM (Vsh3q)

8 I told you he'd rise again!

Posted by: Iblis at April 26, 2006 04:33 PM (78+TM)

9 GANNON!

Posted by: no holds barred GANNON! at April 26, 2006 04:57 PM (njbay)

10 "Jeff Gannon On Tony Snow"

I am shocked that alessandra hasn't posted a cut and paste essay about this.

Posted by: Mike S. at April 26, 2006 06:32 PM (FnVST)

11 I love all y'all, and that's not just fatigue talking.

Posted by: Knemon at April 26, 2006 07:45 PM (a3KVd)

12 Know, O Prince, that between the years when the Gipper swept both heartland and the coastal cities, and the fall of the heirs of Carter, there was an Age undreamed of, when leftist enclaves lay strewn across the land like brown cowpats across a field - Montpelier, Boston, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Ann Arbor with its furry-legged women and towers of stoner-haunted academe, Chicago with its machine, Seattle that bordered the socialist land of Canada, Manhattan with its heeler-controlled wards, Berkeley whose hippies wore hemp and crystal and beads. But the loudest enclave of the world was Washington D. C., reigning supreme in the clueless East.

Hither came Gannon, the Parnassian, shaven-headed, eagle-eyed, pen in hand, a sleuth, a news-hound, a word-smith, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the leftist shills of the Earth under his wingtipped feet.

Posted by: Nemedian Chronicles (original edition) at April 27, 2006 12:26 AM (5tzOw)

13 GANNON = GAY!

Posted by: at April 27, 2006 01:28 AM (Gi7oA)

14 The Book of Skelos turns up from time to time in Conan stories -- it's the Necronomicon of the Hyborian Age. I can't recall if it's in any of the original Robert Howard works, but it's definitely a fixture to the de Camp/Carter pastiches.

Posted by: David Grubbs at April 27, 2006 02:41 AM (Tl7ot)

15 And verily, the Great Elder God CTHULHU looked down and saw that Repubican Chaos was GOOD, and smiled.
And lo, demoncrats and their minions by the thousands were struck down by the blinding hideousness of HIS toothy visage.

Posted by: emdfl at April 27, 2006 02:47 AM (blNMI)

16 didn't they know each other, the Conan guy and Lovecraft?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at April 27, 2006 04:38 AM (w0dpL)

17 I don't think so, tachyonshuggy. Lovecraft was a New Englander, Howard a Texan. Also, Howard killed himself in, what, 1936?

Posted by: Tennessee Budd at April 27, 2006 05:02 AM (wXSVh)

18 Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan) and H.P. Lovecraft wrote for the Weird Tales pulp magazine around the same time. The two became fast friends until Howard's suicide in his 30's.

Posted by: Johnny GetShotALot at April 27, 2006 05:07 AM (o97+B)

19 Y'all would be stunned to read what self-indulgent, preening gym-rats living in the gay ghetto have to say about Jeff Gannon. They would tear off all his skin and eat it if they had the opportunity.

One of the many, many, many innate attributes of Leftists that absolutely disgust me is their shameless hypocrisy about Jeff Gannon in regards to their alleged valuing of privacy and gay rights. Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gannon and the comments in the "discussion" section with frequent flashbacks to Democrat defenses of Bill Clinton to see the double standard in full bloom.

End rant.

Posted by: Loundry at April 27, 2006 07:30 AM (svN5w)

20 Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan) and H.P. Lovecraft wrote for the Weird Tales pulp magazine around the same time. The two became fast friends until Howard's suicide in his 30's.

Probably quite a while afterwards, too.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 27, 2006 07:56 AM (n5eDP)

21 GANNON = GAY!

TROLL = FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Posted by: at April 27, 2006 08:00 AM (iDneH)

22 I propose you guys make Guckert your mascot here on this blog.

Posted by: Vinny From Indy at April 27, 2006 08:36 AM (y6n8O)

23 Ironic appropriation. Mother's milk since school house rocks became hep. And it whooshes over some heads.

Posted by: at April 27, 2006 10:16 AM (a3KVd)

24 Why would Ace or any of you...give any attention to Gannon?

Posted by: Mike at April 28, 2006 06:01 AM (leJWb)

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