May 30, 2014

Jay Carney Resigns
— Ace

Henceforth, the Administration's efforts to provide the public with exactly zero information will be led by the ironically named Josh Earnest.

Asked what he might do with his spare time, Jay Carney said he might manage his son's band.

Whose first single dropped today.

No really. Hugo Carney is in a band called, for some reason, Twenty20. His bandmates are the Scions of other White House swells.

I think they should have called themselves The Princelings. It's catchier.

They released a record -- "Heart Thief," and yeah, based on that title, you have some idea what you're in for.

I don't think this song is as notably awful as Sonny Bunch does, because 1, 90% of everything is awful, so recording an awful song shouldn't be any kind of noteworthy thing, and 2, because we're familiar with the Musical Stylings of the rich, well-connected, and young, and so this awful song should come as no surprise, and 3, because anyone with Carney DNA is genetically preprogrammed for awfulness, and we should be grateful it wasn't even awfuller.

So: "Heart Thief."

Enjoy.

Immortal Lyric: The kid yowls that he's “spent lonely nights all alone."

Well yeah that's usually the case, Kid.

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1 ace sez. Henceforth, the Administration's efforts to provide the public with exactly zero information will be led by the ironically named Josh Earnest. ty, i felt perty lonely recognizing the absurdity of the name things .

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:12 AM (nqBYe)

2 ace sez. Henceforth, the Administration's efforts to provide the public with exactly zero information will be led by the ironically named Josh Earnest. ty, i felt perty lonely recognizing the absurdity of the name things .

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:12 AM (nqBYe)

3 This is gonna be good.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:13 AM (wAQA5)

4 This is gonna be good.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:13 AM (wAQA5)

5 The kids first single dropped today, ironically at the same time as Jay's first testicle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)

6 The kids first single dropped today, ironically at the same time as Jay's first testicle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)

7 I can only protest the tide of harassment that forced President Obama's courageous spokesman into private life. You RethugliKKKan racists won't have him to kick around any more!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (qT3pM)

8 I can only protest the tide of harassment that forced President Obama's courageous spokesman into private life. You RethugliKKKan racists won't have him to kick around any more!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (qT3pM)

9 Wait, Carney is out? Is this confirmed?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (5UteM)

10 Wait, Carney is out? Is this confirmed?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (5UteM)

11 Proto MTV crap from the offspring of our betters?  How is it that I just know this is going to suck?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (NnjE8)

12 Proto MTV crap from the offspring of our betters?  How is it that I just know this is going to suck?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:14 AM (NnjE8)

13 I think they should rename the band Rubbery Dan, featuring Claire Shipman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:15 AM (CMkNk)

14 I think they should rename the band Rubbery Dan, featuring Claire Shipman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:15 AM (CMkNk)

15 Meh. . .good riddance to Carney, and no. . .my life it too short to spend 20 seconds of it listening to "heart thief".

Anyone else get the impression that the rats are abandoning the sinking ship?

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:15 AM (PwGfd)

16 Meh. . .good riddance to Carney, and no. . .my life it too short to spend 20 seconds of it listening to "heart thief".

Anyone else get the impression that the rats are abandoning the sinking ship?

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:15 AM (PwGfd)

17 Josh. Earnest. It's official. This is the Troll Administration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 30, 2014 11:16 AM (mf5HN)

18 Josh. Earnest. It's official. This is the Troll Administration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 30, 2014 11:16 AM (mf5HN)

19 so Caney is going to manage his sons band? isn't the son a little young?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:16 AM (nqBYe)

20 so Caney is going to manage his sons band? isn't the son a little young?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:16 AM (nqBYe)

21 Heart Thief (duh duh duh DUH!) You make my heart queef (duh duh duh DUH!) You make everything....groovy

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (7ObY1)

22 Heart Thief (duh duh duh DUH!) You make my heart queef (duh duh duh DUH!) You make everything....groovy

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (7ObY1)

23 Hugo Carney is in a band called, for some reason, Twenty20.

Year they start at Yale/Harvard, where they were admitted at birth.

Posted by: HR, transcat at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (ZKzrr)

24 Hugo Carney is in a band called, for some reason, Twenty20.

Year they start at Yale/Harvard, where they were admitted at birth.

Posted by: HR, transcat at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (ZKzrr)

25 What are those shits, 8 or 9?

That's no 9 year old producing that vid.  It if were I'd be impressed, but of course it's not.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (NnjE8)

26 What are those shits, 8 or 9?

That's no 9 year old producing that vid.  It if were I'd be impressed, but of course it's not.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (NnjE8)

27 Heart Thief. That's what we'll need when the death panels kick in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (CMkNk)

28 Heart Thief. That's what we'll need when the death panels kick in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (CMkNk)

29 Word has it there was bidding war between MSNBC and Kim Jong-un.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (wAQA5)

30 Word has it there was bidding war between MSNBC and Kim Jong-un.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (wAQA5)

31 alex! a 1-800 f1uckyou! brought to you by ObamaCares!

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe)

32 alex! a 1-800 f1uckyou! brought to you by ObamaCares!

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe)

33 Gonna manage some boy bands.  Gonna make them take showers together so I can get some candid shots for the teens.

This is gonna be super-awesome.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (NXg/k)

34 Gonna manage some boy bands.  Gonna make them take showers together so I can get some candid shots for the teens.

This is gonna be super-awesome.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 11:17 AM (NXg/k)

35 A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (IN7k+)

36 A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (IN7k+)

37 *shameless repost to the appropriate thread* In other movie news: *big voice announcer guy with comedic tone* This summer, our classic hero returns in ERNEST GOES TO THE BRIEFING ROOM ... Know waddimean Vern?

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (j0wOO)

38 *shameless repost to the appropriate thread* In other movie news: *big voice announcer guy with comedic tone* This summer, our classic hero returns in ERNEST GOES TO THE BRIEFING ROOM ... Know waddimean Vern?

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (j0wOO)

39 Carney enlisted with the Red Army, comrades!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (27cle)

40 Carney enlisted with the Red Army, comrades!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (27cle)

41 When I was 10, I played drums in a band called The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band. We sucked. But compared to Jay's kid we sounded like Iron Butterfly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (CMkNk)

42 When I was 10, I played drums in a band called The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band. We sucked. But compared to Jay's kid we sounded like Iron Butterfly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (CMkNk)

43 because we're familiar with the Musical Stylings of the rich, well-connected, and young Word. As someone who's heard the "music" of Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis and more, I heartily concur.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (7ObY1)

44 because we're familiar with the Musical Stylings of the rich, well-connected, and young Word. As someone who's heard the "music" of Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis and more, I heartily concur.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:18 AM (7ObY1)

45 I need an ear thief, stat.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (5UteM)

46 I need an ear thief, stat.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (5UteM)

47 Too bad Obama didn't choose Jose Canseco to replace Carney.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (Ua6T/)

48 Too bad Obama didn't choose Jose Canseco to replace Carney.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (Ua6T/)

49 I thought Harry Reid was going to manage the band?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (CMkNk)

50 I thought Harry Reid was going to manage the band?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (CMkNk)

51 Josh Golly Gee Ernest?

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (27cle)

52 Josh Golly Gee Ernest?

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (27cle)

53 These things come three's right? Eric Holder, call your office... <-- hopefully

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (R5UOB)

54 These things come three's right? Eric Holder, call your office... <-- hopefully

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (R5UOB)

55 >>>A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast. it didn't happen this week, alas.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (/FnUH)

56 >>>A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast. it didn't happen this week, alas.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (/FnUH)

57 This is gonna be super-awesome.

Uncle Harry would like to book them for a private party.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)

58 This is gonna be super-awesome.

Uncle Harry would like to book them for a private party.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)

59 The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band. LOL. Love it! My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k."

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

60 The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band. LOL. Love it! My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k."

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

61 The Obama Carney hug gif is f'ing funny.

It's like Obama is trying to swat a spider on Carney's back while Carney is trying to climb on his shoulder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (nZiT2)

62 The Obama Carney hug gif is f'ing funny.

It's like Obama is trying to swat a spider on Carney's back while Carney is trying to climb on his shoulder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 30, 2014 11:19 AM (nZiT2)

63 anyway i've spent the last hour being extremely amused by names . because what else can i do that will amuse myself? (don't answer)

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (nqBYe)

64 anyway i've spent the last hour being extremely amused by names . because what else can i do that will amuse myself? (don't answer)

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (nqBYe)

65 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind.  I hope he can someday forgive himself.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (GrtrJ)

66 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind.  I hope he can someday forgive himself.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (GrtrJ)

67 it's not really a stompening because that last post was really nothing but a sidebar item.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (/FnUH)

68 it's not really a stompening because that last post was really nothing but a sidebar item.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (/FnUH)

69 Gonna manage some boy bands. Gonna make them take showers together so I can get some candid shots for the teens.

This is gonna be super-awesome.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 04:17 PM (NXg/k)

 

 

Go on...

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (EDWuJ)

70 >>> Henceforth, the Administration's efforts to provide the public with exactly zero information will be led by the ironically named Josh Earnest. Ted Nugent hardest hit.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (j0wOO)

71 Gonna manage some boy bands. Gonna make them take showers together so I can get some candid shots for the teens.

This is gonna be super-awesome.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 04:17 PM (NXg/k)

 

 

Go on...

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (EDWuJ)

72 >>> Henceforth, the Administration's efforts to provide the public with exactly zero information will be led by the ironically named Josh Earnest. Ted Nugent hardest hit.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (j0wOO)

73 RESIGNS? I would think live like Goebbels, go like Goebbels would be more appropriate.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (MMC8r)

74 RESIGNS? I would think live like Goebbels, go like Goebbels would be more appropriate.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (MMC8r)

75 I'm sure the children of senior party members in the USSR had similar status back in the day.

We truly are living in an analogue of that miserable empire now, aren't we?  Who would have thought it would come to this now huh? 

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (NnjE8)

76 Its a nice looking guitar.

Probably a knock-off. . .no Carney kid could be playing on a REAL environment-destroying GIBSON!

(The irony!).

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (6Q9g2)

77 I'm sure the children of senior party members in the USSR had similar status back in the day.

We truly are living in an analogue of that miserable empire now, aren't we?  Who would have thought it would come to this now huh? 

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (NnjE8)

78 Its a nice looking guitar.

Probably a knock-off. . .no Carney kid could be playing on a REAL environment-destroying GIBSON!

(The irony!).

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:20 AM (6Q9g2)

79 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (QupBk)

80 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (QupBk)

81 alex, i hope you remembered that number for the website, and it wasn't such an obscure reference and therefor some kinda insult?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (nqBYe)

82 alex, i hope you remembered that number for the website, and it wasn't such an obscure reference and therefor some kinda insult?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (nqBYe)

83 Some days I find it hard to keep from praying for an Ebola epidemic in Washington, DC to wipe the pols out, including their spawn.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (jPT60)

84 Some days I find it hard to keep from praying for an Ebola epidemic in Washington, DC to wipe the pols out, including their spawn.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (jPT60)

85 Probably a knock-off. Looks like a real SG to me. Some animals are more equal than others, and all that.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (7ObY1)

86 Probably a knock-off. Looks like a real SG to me. Some animals are more equal than others, and all that.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (7ObY1)

87 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) Not me. I hope he roasts in hell...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (9+ccr)

88 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) Not me. I hope he roasts in hell...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (9+ccr)

89 THE MILKSOPS

Posted by: Alt Band Names at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (k3zX8)

90 THE MILKSOPS

Posted by: Alt Band Names at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (k3zX8)

91 30 My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k." Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (7ObY1) I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Or as Billy Preston might sing it "Gornisht from Gornisht"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (CMkNk)

92 30 My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k." Posted by: Citizen X at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (7ObY1) I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Or as Billy Preston might sing it "Gornisht from Gornisht"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (CMkNk)

93 The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band.


LOL. Love it!

My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k."
==

"Bad Hair Day".
Then that a@#$t "Weird Al" stole our name for his latest album.
(Actually, we were sort of flattered, to tell the truth).

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (6Q9g2)

94 The Supersonic Ultraviolet Rubber Band.


LOL. Love it!

My first band was called Electrik Funeral, but we just ripped that off from Black Sabbath and changed the one "c" to a "k."
==

"Bad Hair Day".
Then that a@#$t "Weird Al" stole our name for his latest album.
(Actually, we were sort of flattered, to tell the truth).

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (6Q9g2)

95 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (PYAXX)

96 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (PYAXX)

97 Uncle Harry would like to book them for a private party.

Already have them booked for his birthday.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (NXg/k)

98 Uncle Harry would like to book them for a private party.

Already have them booked for his birthday.

Posted by: Jay-C at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (NXg/k)

99 named his son after senor chavez ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (qQV2Q)

100 named his son after senor chavez ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:21 AM (qQV2Q)

101

Asked what he might do with his spare time, Jay Carney said he might manage his son's band.

...

...

Liar.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (wAQA5)

102

Asked what he might do with his spare time, Jay Carney said he might manage his son's band.

...

...

Liar.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (wAQA5)

103 I've never seen this before. Seinfeld and Louis CK go boating. It's pretty funny, especially near the end when Louis talks about running the boat aground. http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/louis-c-k-comedy-sex-and-the-blue-numbers Louis has a great life: house in Manhattan, nice boat, 2.4 mil house on Shelter Island... who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (27cle)

104 I've never seen this before. Seinfeld and Louis CK go boating. It's pretty funny, especially near the end when Louis talks about running the boat aground. http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/louis-c-k-comedy-sex-and-the-blue-numbers Louis has a great life: house in Manhattan, nice boat, 2.4 mil house on Shelter Island... who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (27cle)

105 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (qQV2Q)

106 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (qQV2Q)

107 Some days I find it hard to keep from praying for an Ebola epidemic in Washington, DC to wipe the pols out, including their spawn.

Considering DC was a swamp, and it's thanks to DC (largely) that people can't use DDT- I vote for malaria.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (PYAXX)

108 Some days I find it hard to keep from praying for an Ebola epidemic in Washington, DC to wipe the pols out, including their spawn.

Considering DC was a swamp, and it's thanks to DC (largely) that people can't use DDT- I vote for malaria.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (PYAXX)

109 Josh Earnest? Even I know better than that!

Posted by: Aaron Sorkin at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (4YUWF)

110 Josh Earnest? Even I know better than that!

Posted by: Aaron Sorkin at May 30, 2014 11:22 AM (4YUWF)

111 28 >>>A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast.

it didn't happen this week, alas.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (/FnUH) 

++++

Oh no! A Friday without my aoshq podcast to listen to?

I guess now I know what the guys in Kandahar must be going through.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (IN7k+)

112 28 >>>A self-stompening. I would have missed it, but I keep on refreshing the front page looking for the podcast.

it didn't happen this week, alas.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (/FnUH) 

++++

Oh no! A Friday without my aoshq podcast to listen to?

I guess now I know what the guys in Kandahar must be going through.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (IN7k+)

113 I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) You're kinder than I am. I hope he can never forgive himself and that his guts feel as if they are filled with rotten sauerkraut juice for the rest of his life.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (jPT60)

114 I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) You're kinder than I am. I hope he can never forgive himself and that his guts feel as if they are filled with rotten sauerkraut juice for the rest of his life.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (jPT60)

115 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? Unfortunately...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (9+ccr)

116 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? Unfortunately...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (9+ccr)

117 Jerry  Sandusky  is  available  to  manage  the   band.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (rXcBX)

118 Jerry  Sandusky  is  available  to  manage  the   band.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (rXcBX)

119 In other news, there is some poor soul whose self-esteem is so low, she would procreate with Jay Carney...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (rt3TY)

120 In other news, there is some poor soul whose self-esteem is so low, she would procreate with Jay Carney...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (rt3TY)

121 A good Carney isn't easy to replace.

Posted by: Ringling Bros. at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (5DIbv)

122 A good Carney isn't easy to replace.

Posted by: Ringling Bros. at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (5DIbv)

123 50 named his son after senor chavez ? Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 04:21 PM (qQV2Q) Maybe Hugo McAfee, but I doubt it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (CMkNk)

124 50 named his son after senor chavez ? Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 04:21 PM (qQV2Q) Maybe Hugo McAfee, but I doubt it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (CMkNk)

125 Geez, you woulda thought the song coulda been about lying to your wife or something. You know, something the Carneys are familiar with.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (XUKZU)

126 Geez, you woulda thought the song coulda been about lying to your wife or something. You know, something the Carneys are familiar with.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:23 AM (XUKZU)

127 I bet this Josh Earnest looks like the love child of Carney and Pajama Boy.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (4YUWF)

128 I bet this Josh Earnest looks like the love child of Carney and Pajama Boy.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (4YUWF)

129 Happy birthday, JJ!

Posted by: speedster1 at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (xfE5u)

130 Happy birthday, JJ!

Posted by: speedster1 at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (xfE5u)

131 who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative. To think, we just give that shit away.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (k3zX8)

132 who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative. To think, we just give that shit away.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (k3zX8)

133 I need an ear bluegill to take care of that ear worm.  Stat!

Posted by: muad'dib at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

134 I need an ear bluegill to take care of that ear worm.  Stat!

Posted by: muad'dib at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

135 the ironically named Josh Earnest. Other appointments Obama is making today: Director of National Intelligence: Ned Transparent Head of the IRS: Lucille Impartial Civil Rights Enforcement Chief: Andrew Race-Blind

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (mizYg)

136 the ironically named Josh Earnest. Other appointments Obama is making today: Director of National Intelligence: Ned Transparent Head of the IRS: Lucille Impartial Civil Rights Enforcement Chief: Andrew Race-Blind

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (mizYg)

137 Would that be Hugo Chavez Carney, by any chance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (5DIbv)

138 Would that be Hugo Chavez Carney, by any chance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (5DIbv)

139 >>> I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Could I impose in you to translate Deep Purple's Highway Star, birthday boy?

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (Ua6T/)

140 >>> I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Could I impose in you to translate Deep Purple's Highway Star, birthday boy?

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (Ua6T/)

141 The White Privilege

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (GXZgZ)

142 The White Privilege

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:24 AM (GXZgZ)

143 Hold it...., Carney's kid is 13. White privilege?

Posted by: Al Goreleone at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (aDwsi)

144 Hold it...., Carney's kid is 13. White privilege?

Posted by: Al Goreleone at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (aDwsi)

145 In other news, there is some poor soul whose self-esteem is so low, she would procreate with Jay Carney...

Twice.

Someone ask them why they hate Teh Planet.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)

146 In other news, there is some poor soul whose self-esteem is so low, she would procreate with Jay Carney...

Twice.

Someone ask them why they hate Teh Planet.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)

147 Anybody here, seen my old friend Barry. Can you tell me where he's gone? He fucked over 300 million people, 'cause in the end Affirmative Action won, I look around and he's (not) gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (CMkNk)

148 Anybody here, seen my old friend Barry. Can you tell me where he's gone? He fucked over 300 million people, 'cause in the end Affirmative Action won, I look around and he's (not) gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (CMkNk)

149 "Schvartze Shabbos"

***

There's a klezmer death metal band out of Brookyn NY.   Unfortunately I can't remember its name. 

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (6Q9g2)

150 "Schvartze Shabbos"

***

There's a klezmer death metal band out of Brookyn NY.   Unfortunately I can't remember its name. 

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (6Q9g2)

151 THE EXPRESSIVE WRISTS

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (k3zX8)

152 THE EXPRESSIVE WRISTS

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (k3zX8)

153 Four years in college... four different bands / intramural basketball teams: The Fresh Look The Soph Touch The Absorbing Juniors The Senior Anal Cysts We were nerds.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (R5UOB)

154 Four years in college... four different bands / intramural basketball teams: The Fresh Look The Soph Touch The Absorbing Juniors The Senior Anal Cysts We were nerds.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (R5UOB)

155 "Heart Thief"?   Didn't King Joffrey, First of His Name, call his first sword "Heart Eater"  The one he made Sansa kiss for good luck.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (EPEqj)

156 "Heart Thief"?   Didn't King Joffrey, First of His Name, call his first sword "Heart Eater"  The one he made Sansa kiss for good luck.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2014 11:25 AM (EPEqj)

157 They shoulda named the band "Vampire Squad".. I'm really shopping this title around.. someone's gotta pick it up and make me some cool cash! whoohoo! I'd even sell it to a libtard band.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (Z7PrM)

158 They shoulda named the band "Vampire Squad".. I'm really shopping this title around.. someone's gotta pick it up and make me some cool cash! whoohoo! I'd even sell it to a libtard band.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (Z7PrM)

159 70 >>> I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Could I impose in you to translate Deep Purple's Highway Star, birthday boy? Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 04:24 PM (Ua6T/) The whole thing? In Yiddish?! Oy, a zoi!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (CMkNk)

160 70 >>> I tried doing electric klezmer under the name "Schvartze Shabbos" but it never went nowhere. Could I impose in you to translate Deep Purple's Highway Star, birthday boy? Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 04:24 PM (Ua6T/) The whole thing? In Yiddish?! Oy, a zoi!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (CMkNk)

161 Twenty20 featuring their hit single: Truth Thief.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (wAQA5)

162 Twenty20 featuring their hit single: Truth Thief.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (wAQA5)

163 You've waited all summer, and it's finally here;

Josh Earnest stars in:

The Last Eagle Scout

He's aiming to clean up the filth in the presidential press pool, and he's got the merit badges to do it.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (3wLHY)

164 You've waited all summer, and it's finally here;

Josh Earnest stars in:

The Last Eagle Scout

He's aiming to clean up the filth in the presidential press pool, and he's got the merit badges to do it.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (3wLHY)

165 Josh Ernest? Heh, you got nothing on me kid. And..., get off my lawn!

Posted by: Rip Torn at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (aDwsi)

166 Josh Ernest? Heh, you got nothing on me kid. And..., get off my lawn!

Posted by: Rip Torn at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (aDwsi)

167 I'm impressed you got your hands on the Official Music Video.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (GXZgZ)

168 I'm impressed you got your hands on the Official Music Video.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (GXZgZ)

169 Whats amazing is that crap has a Record Label and Contract??? Children.... singing about.... Love? Can I go back to the old thread.... with the Old Guy signing??? at least he knew SOMTHING about Life...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (84gbM)

170 Whats amazing is that crap has a Record Label and Contract??? Children.... singing about.... Love? Can I go back to the old thread.... with the Old Guy signing??? at least he knew SOMTHING about Life...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (84gbM)

171 Jay lived up to his name. If Josh lives up to his, he'll be outta there in a week.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (XUKZU)

172 Jay lived up to his name. If Josh lives up to his, he'll be outta there in a week.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (XUKZU)

173 Hugo? :scratches head:

Posted by: tsj017 at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (4YUWF)

174 Hugo? :scratches head:

Posted by: tsj017 at May 30, 2014 11:26 AM (4YUWF)

175 65 Happy birthday, JJ! Posted by: speedster1 at May 30, 2014 04:24 PM (xfE5u) Thanks much!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (CMkNk)

176 65 Happy birthday, JJ! Posted by: speedster1 at May 30, 2014 04:24 PM (xfE5u) Thanks much!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (CMkNk)

177 I assume they are named that because they graduate from high school in 2020?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (+0txR)

178 I assume they are named that because they graduate from high school in 2020?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (+0txR)

179 I bet this Josh Earnest looks like the love child of Carney and Pajama Boy.

My IT Dept is protecting me from him.
http://is.gd/QqyHXh

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (ZKzrr)

180 I bet this Josh Earnest looks like the love child of Carney and Pajama Boy.

My IT Dept is protecting me from him.
http://is.gd/QqyHXh

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (ZKzrr)

181 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (5UteM)

182 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (5UteM)

183 "Louis has a great life: house in Manhattan, nice boat, 2.4 mil house on Shelter Island... who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative. Posted by: Pug O'Mine"


That fuck was the guy attacking Palin and the disabled child, with obscene hateful glee.  This asshole deserves only ridicule and hate back.

Anyone attacking the disabled has a special place in my hatred list as my youngest is severely disabled.  I take this quite personally.

FUCK THIS ASSHOLE.

Oh and if him and Seinfield are buds, which I didn't know, now Jerry is on my shit list also, not that he cares of course, but I do.

Fuck the bozos.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (NnjE8)

184 "Louis has a great life: house in Manhattan, nice boat, 2.4 mil house on Shelter Island... who knew talking about whacking off was so lucrative. Posted by: Pug O'Mine"


That fuck was the guy attacking Palin and the disabled child, with obscene hateful glee.  This asshole deserves only ridicule and hate back.

Anyone attacking the disabled has a special place in my hatred list as my youngest is severely disabled.  I take this quite personally.

FUCK THIS ASSHOLE.

Oh and if him and Seinfield are buds, which I didn't know, now Jerry is on my shit list also, not that he cares of course, but I do.

Fuck the bozos.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (NnjE8)

185 OK, this is said band. . .(and I think you can see why I didn't remember the name. . .):

http://www.villagevoice.com/2013-06-26/music/deveykus/full/

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (6Q9g2)

186 OK, this is said band. . .(and I think you can see why I didn't remember the name. . .):

http://www.villagevoice.com/2013-06-26/music/deveykus/full/

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (6Q9g2)

187 Yikes.. that's pretty awful, alright.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (Z7PrM)

188 Yikes.. that's pretty awful, alright.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (Z7PrM)

189 Josh Earnest is married to Shirley U. Jest


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (RGBsB)

190 Josh Earnest is married to Shirley U. Jest


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (RGBsB)

191 Attorney General: William LawEnforcer Director of Safe Schools: Larry Not-Even-Close-To-Being-a-Pedophile Federal Reserve Chairman: Samuel P. Non-Keynsian

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (mizYg)

192 Attorney General: William LawEnforcer Director of Safe Schools: Larry Not-Even-Close-To-Being-a-Pedophile Federal Reserve Chairman: Samuel P. Non-Keynsian

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:27 AM (mizYg)

193 On the upside , the newb picked a pretty easy time to ease into the gig .n

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (XWw96)

194 On the upside , the newb picked a pretty easy time to ease into the gig .n

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (XWw96)

195 Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (wNF3N)

196 Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (wNF3N)

197 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it

Posted by: Jay Costanza at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (aTXUx)

198 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ) Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it

Posted by: Jay Costanza at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (aTXUx)

199 >>> The whole thing? In Yiddish?! Just looking for the band and song title. I do like the Schvartze Shabbos thing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (Ua6T/)

200 >>> The whole thing? In Yiddish?! Just looking for the band and song title. I do like the Schvartze Shabbos thing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2014 11:28 AM (Ua6T/)

201 Is anybody on the left going to note the white privilege dripping from that video?

Posted by: elaine at May 30, 2014 11:29 AM (YNYXJ)

202 Is anybody on the left going to note the white privilege dripping from that video?

Posted by: elaine at May 30, 2014 11:29 AM (YNYXJ)

203 Breaking: MSNBC reporting that Sen. majority leader Harry Reid in talks to resign from office in order to manage teen pop sensation Twenty20.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 30, 2014 11:29 AM (+lsX1)

204 Breaking: MSNBC reporting that Sen. majority leader Harry Reid in talks to resign from office in order to manage teen pop sensation Twenty20.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 30, 2014 11:29 AM (+lsX1)

205 Well that song sucked.... They don't really have a record contract do they, because if they do I'm getting one for my English Setter who sings better than them...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (9+ccr)

206 Well that song sucked.... They don't really have a record contract do they, because if they do I'm getting one for my English Setter who sings better than them...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (9+ccr)

207 79 They shoulda named the band "Vampire Squad".. I'm really shopping this title around.. someone's gotta pick it up and make me some cool cash! whoohoo! I'd even sell it to a libtard band. Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 04:26 PM (Z7PrM) Vampire Squad... be careful in the burbs...

Posted by: The Frog Brothers at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (84gbM)

208 79 They shoulda named the band "Vampire Squad".. I'm really shopping this title around.. someone's gotta pick it up and make me some cool cash! whoohoo! I'd even sell it to a libtard band. Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 04:26 PM (Z7PrM) Vampire Squad... be careful in the burbs...

Posted by: The Frog Brothers at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (84gbM)

209 Considering how young they are, I don't think they're that bad.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (Ztfnl)

210 Considering how young they are, I don't think they're that bad.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (Ztfnl)

211 Hmmm. Between this and Shinseki somebody is trying to whitewash their legacy.

What's next- a free facelift with each Obamacare enrollment?

Honestly, the guy is now trying to rewrite the actual history of his scorched earth presidency with smoke and mirrors,

Posted by: Marcus T at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (GGCsk)

212 Hmmm. Between this and Shinseki somebody is trying to whitewash their legacy.

What's next- a free facelift with each Obamacare enrollment?

Honestly, the guy is now trying to rewrite the actual history of his scorched earth presidency with smoke and mirrors,

Posted by: Marcus T at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (GGCsk)

213 95 Josh Earnest is married to Shirley U. Jest Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 04:27 PM (RGBsB) I've so stolen and tweeted that, thanks!

Posted by: Jay Costanza at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (aTXUx)

214 95 Josh Earnest is married to Shirley U. Jest Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 04:27 PM (RGBsB) I've so stolen and tweeted that, thanks!

Posted by: Jay Costanza at May 30, 2014 11:30 AM (aTXUx)

215 If Ernest is going to fill Carney's shoes, it'll be tough. Those big floppy clown feet will difficult to follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (aDwsi)

216 If Ernest is going to fill Carney's shoes, it'll be tough. Those big floppy clown feet will difficult to follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (aDwsi)

217 Those poor kids -- Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? They will all be cringing about this in another year.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (MIKMs)

218 Those poor kids -- Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? They will all be cringing about this in another year.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (MIKMs)

219 Do they play with little toy replica cars in the video? Because if they did, they could call themselves Matchbox Twenty20.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (mizYg)

220 Do they play with little toy replica cars in the video? Because if they did, they could call themselves Matchbox Twenty20.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (mizYg)

221 New face, same old transparent bullshit lies. I now Carney was forced out. His consious was not bothering him. Lies are the air communists breath.

Posted by: maddogg at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (xWW96)

222 New face, same old transparent bullshit lies. I now Carney was forced out. His consious was not bothering him. Lies are the air communists breath.

Posted by: maddogg at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (xWW96)

223 I'm on the short list for Shinseki's old gig.

Posted by: Patience Waitmore at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (5DIbv)

224 I'm on the short list for Shinseki's old gig.

Posted by: Patience Waitmore at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (5DIbv)

225 >>> Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck. I don't understand this euphemism or whatever. What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (/FnUH)

226 >>> Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck. I don't understand this euphemism or whatever. What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (/FnUH)

227 Not only will I manage Twenty20, I will be handing out life lessons they will never, ever, forget.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (5UteM)

228 Not only will I manage Twenty20, I will be handing out life lessons they will never, ever, forget.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (5UteM)

229 Hey.. wasn't Claire Shipman on ABC's 20/20 at one point in time?

ABC oughtta sue the little shits.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (Z7PrM)

230 Hey.. wasn't Claire Shipman on ABC's 20/20 at one point in time?

ABC oughtta sue the little shits.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:31 AM (Z7PrM)

231 25
I thought Harry Reid was going to manage the band?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

 

I think they are too old for him.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (fcNe2)

232 25
I thought Harry Reid was going to manage the band?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

 

I think they are too old for him.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (fcNe2)

233 I've spent lonely nights all alone, without a decent thesaurus.

Posted by: Hugo Carney at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (/FnUH)

234 I've spent lonely nights all alone, without a decent thesaurus.

Posted by: Hugo Carney at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (/FnUH)

235 And now for the Remake of... The Importance of being Earnest?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (84gbM)

236 What I want to know is if the kid is going to flip fried eggs during the show like he did in that cute propaganda piece. He can do it with his guitar---except instead of using a plastic photo-prop egg, he could use a real one. I might pay to see that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (dfYL9)

237 And now for the Remake of... The Importance of being Earnest?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (84gbM)

238 What I want to know is if the kid is going to flip fried eggs during the show like he did in that cute propaganda piece. He can do it with his guitar---except instead of using a plastic photo-prop egg, he could use a real one. I might pay to see that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 30, 2014 11:32 AM (dfYL9)

239 named his son after senor chavez ?

Senor Wences

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (RGBsB)

240 named his son after senor chavez ?

Senor Wences

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (RGBsB)

241 I reeeaaaalllly wanted Ashley Judd for the job. She has all the tools: She's kway-kway-kwayzee, a true believer and (I think) available. Plus she could compare a lot of stuff to rape.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (XvrTA)

242 I reeeaaaalllly wanted Ashley Judd for the job. She has all the tools: She's kway-kway-kwayzee, a true believer and (I think) available. Plus she could compare a lot of stuff to rape.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (XvrTA)

243 Josh Earnest? So Frank Bullsh*t wasn't available?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (NeFrd)

244 Josh Earnest? So Frank Bullsh*t wasn't available?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (NeFrd)

245 ummm... Hugo Chavez became president shortly before this kid was born, if my math is right...

Posted by: Hugo Carney at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (/FnUH)

246 ummm... Hugo Chavez became president shortly before this kid was born, if my math is right...

Posted by: Hugo Carney at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (/FnUH)

247 So, the new guy will be able to start fresh without all the baggage of these previous old "scandals"?

He'll probably answer "I wasn't here.. next question!"

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (Z7PrM)

248 So, the new guy will be able to start fresh without all the baggage of these previous old "scandals"?

He'll probably answer "I wasn't here.. next question!"

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (Z7PrM)

249 113 >>> Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck. I don't understand this euphemism or whatever. What's this mean? Is this a saying? Posted by: ace I too am utterly baffled by this idiom, despite being a scholar of English idioms. I am stymied!

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (mizYg)

250 113 >>> Jay Carney, off to find some fresh, different nickles to fuck. I don't understand this euphemism or whatever. What's this mean? Is this a saying? Posted by: ace I too am utterly baffled by this idiom, despite being a scholar of English idioms. I am stymied!

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:33 AM (mizYg)

251 my actual name is Dick Serious


no, really, it's Carlos Humongous


( try the veal )

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (8CdUx)

252 my actual name is Dick Serious


no, really, it's Carlos Humongous


( try the veal )

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (8CdUx)

253 112 I'm on the short list for Shinseki's old gig. Posted by: Patience Waitmore -------------- Me too.

Posted by: Di Ahnhold at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (5DIbv)

254 112 I'm on the short list for Shinseki's old gig. Posted by: Patience Waitmore -------------- Me too.

Posted by: Di Ahnhold at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (5DIbv)

255 a knuckle fucker is someone whose only willing sex partner is their hand

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

256 a knuckle fucker is someone whose only willing sex partner is their hand

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

257 I'm "grooming" them for the Big Day they turn 14.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (/FnUH)

258 I'm "grooming" them for the Big Day they turn 14.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (/FnUH)

259 105 Considering how young they are, I don't think they're that bad.

I couldn't make it past 20 seconds.

Given the constraints of being 4 feet tall and 9 years old, they're probably OK. . .but would you pay money to hear them or buy their album?

Neither would anyone else.



Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (6Q9g2)

260 105 Considering how young they are, I don't think they're that bad.

I couldn't make it past 20 seconds.

Given the constraints of being 4 feet tall and 9 years old, they're probably OK. . .but would you pay money to hear them or buy their album?

Neither would anyone else.



Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (6Q9g2)

261 So, Jay is leaving to try his hand at being Reuben Kincaid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiKa51ll-k

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (aTXUx)

262 So, Jay is leaving to try his hand at being Reuben Kincaid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiKa51ll-k

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (aTXUx)

263 They were going to name their band Steely Dan, but then they changed it to the name of a real dildo: Hussein.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (0HooB)

264 They were going to name their band Steely Dan, but then they changed it to the name of a real dildo: Hussein.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:34 AM (0HooB)

265 new job at State for Carlos Danger!

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

266 new job at State for Carlos Danger!

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

267 121 I reeeaaaalllly wanted Ashley Judd for the job. She has all the tools: She's kway-kway-kwayzee, a true believer and (I think) available. Plus she could compare a lot of stuff to rape. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 04:33 PM (XvrTA) They shoulda asked Ms. McCain.... I'm sure she would have done it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (84gbM)

268 121 I reeeaaaalllly wanted Ashley Judd for the job. She has all the tools: She's kway-kway-kwayzee, a true believer and (I think) available. Plus she could compare a lot of stuff to rape. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 04:33 PM (XvrTA) They shoulda asked Ms. McCain.... I'm sure she would have done it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (84gbM)

269 Those boys need to play baseball and burn some fat.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (oDCMR)

270 Those boys need to play baseball and burn some fat.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (oDCMR)

271 Names his son after Hugo Chavez and has Soviet propaganda posters framed on his wall but don't dare call him a socialist...

Posted by: wodun at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (DD0s8)

272 Names his son after Hugo Chavez and has Soviet propaganda posters framed on his wall but don't dare call him a socialist...

Posted by: wodun at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (DD0s8)

273 I once wrote a song called "Childhood Innocence Thief." It was semi-autobiographical, in the sense that I didn't mention murder.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (/FnUH)

274 I once wrote a song called "Childhood Innocence Thief." It was semi-autobiographical, in the sense that I didn't mention murder.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (/FnUH)

275 What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:31 PM (/FnUH)
 
Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (wNF3N)

276 IIRC, Luke Russert had a sports-themed talk radio show when he was still in college. Oh, to be the offspring of the DC connected!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (xsM/y)

277 What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:31 PM (/FnUH)
 
Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (wNF3N)

278 IIRC, Luke Russert had a sports-themed talk radio show when he was still in college. Oh, to be the offspring of the DC connected!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (xsM/y)

279 I made it to 0:52. There's a minute I'll never get back.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (wAQA5)

280 I made it to 0:52. There's a minute I'll never get back.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (wAQA5)

281 >> 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. <<

The man;

a) Believes in what he is actually doing
b) Clearly does not care what people think
c) Does not mind using autocratic methods to impose his will
d) Lies, deflects and obfuscates to get things done
e) When caught, well, refer to "d"
f) is vainglorious and self absorbed
g) Conclusively only cares about himself

Now do you really think he will look in the mirror some days for forgiveness?

I think we all know that answer.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (GGCsk)

282 >> 33 I don't care how hardhearted a person is, telling repeated lies day after day will take a toll on both a body and mind. I hope he can someday forgive himself. <<

The man;

a) Believes in what he is actually doing
b) Clearly does not care what people think
c) Does not mind using autocratic methods to impose his will
d) Lies, deflects and obfuscates to get things done
e) When caught, well, refer to "d"
f) is vainglorious and self absorbed
g) Conclusively only cares about himself

Now do you really think he will look in the mirror some days for forgiveness?

I think we all know that answer.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (GGCsk)

283 I was always under the impression that a nickelfucker was a cheapskate.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (k3zX8)

284 I was always under the impression that a nickelfucker was a cheapskate.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (k3zX8)

285 Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? Fuck....what's his middle name....Tse Tung?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (6Ew6r)

286 Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? Fuck....what's his middle name....Tse Tung?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 30, 2014 11:35 AM (6Ew6r)

287 Too early to pick on Hillary? I didn't think so. Top 10 Best Places for Hillary: 10. Ambassador to Libya 9. Bouncer, The Cubbyhole 8. Nurse Rached in the road production of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" 7. Spokeswoman for Make-Under Cosmetics "When You're Not Really In The Mood" 6. Business Agent, Local #391, Sisterhood of Rancorous Bitches & Grasping Shrews 5. Model for Spanx Cover-All Body Armor 4. Surprise Constitutional amendment requires Hillary to star in every pornographic film made, effectively bankrupting the pornography business and ending the Internet as we know it. So win-win. 3. Grief Counselor for jihadi widows. 2. Gimp Suit Model (uncredited), BDSM Today magazine special swimsuit edition ...and the Number 1 Best Place for Hillary: 1. VA Waiting List

Posted by: jwpaine at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (68O4K)

288 Too early to pick on Hillary? I didn't think so. Top 10 Best Places for Hillary: 10. Ambassador to Libya 9. Bouncer, The Cubbyhole 8. Nurse Rached in the road production of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" 7. Spokeswoman for Make-Under Cosmetics "When You're Not Really In The Mood" 6. Business Agent, Local #391, Sisterhood of Rancorous Bitches & Grasping Shrews 5. Model for Spanx Cover-All Body Armor 4. Surprise Constitutional amendment requires Hillary to star in every pornographic film made, effectively bankrupting the pornography business and ending the Internet as we know it. So win-win. 3. Grief Counselor for jihadi widows. 2. Gimp Suit Model (uncredited), BDSM Today magazine special swimsuit edition ...and the Number 1 Best Place for Hillary: 1. VA Waiting List

Posted by: jwpaine at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (68O4K)

289 Perhaps it's a cheap whore?

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (k3zX8)

290 Perhaps it's a cheap whore?

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (k3zX8)

291 I refuse to believe that Carney would have named his son after a hard-core Socialist. I mean, why would someone do that?..., oh, wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (aDwsi)

292 I refuse to believe that Carney would have named his son after a hard-core Socialist. I mean, why would someone do that?..., oh, wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (aDwsi)

293 nickle fucking comes from "What fresh nicklefuckerry is this?"

Posted by: muad'dib at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (sjdRT)

294 nickle fucking comes from "What fresh nicklefuckerry is this?"

Posted by: muad'dib at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (sjdRT)

295 Jay Carney is Justin Bieber's dad? I didn't know that.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (n7tOS)

296 Jay Carney is Justin Bieber's dad? I didn't know that.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (n7tOS)

297 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean?

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (mizYg)

298 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean?

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (mizYg)

299 Hey Hugo, call me. Now that your little poppy head is rising in the field I can help you deal with the internet wounds and the soul-searing violence of internet comments. I'm single, as you may have heard (or should have heard if my publicist did her job, the bitch), but don't think I'm too easy. Unless you buy me something; cause then I'm pretty easy.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (izjbV)

300 Hey Hugo, call me. Now that your little poppy head is rising in the field I can help you deal with the internet wounds and the soul-searing violence of internet comments. I'm single, as you may have heard (or should have heard if my publicist did her job, the bitch), but don't think I'm too easy. Unless you buy me something; cause then I'm pretty easy.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (izjbV)

301 I want to find some fresh, different silver dimes to f*ck

Posted by: Ron Paul at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (8CdUx)

302 I want to find some fresh, different silver dimes to f*ck

Posted by: Ron Paul at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (8CdUx)

303 Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (wAQA5) I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode where they start the boy band (run by the Navy) and after the 4 of them sing shittily the manager walks over to a big machine and goes "Thank you NASA" and it makes them all sound good Except they don't sound "good" here just super autotuned.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (HDwDg)

304 Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (wAQA5) I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode where they start the boy band (run by the Navy) and after the 4 of them sing shittily the manager walks over to a big machine and goes "Thank you NASA" and it makes them all sound good Except they don't sound "good" here just super autotuned.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (HDwDg)

305 Josh Earnest??? So Joe Isuzu had to change his name due to copyright and trademark infringement?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (84gbM)

306 Josh Earnest??? So Joe Isuzu had to change his name due to copyright and trademark infringement?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:36 AM (84gbM)

307 Given the constraints of being 4 feet tall and 9 years old, they're probably OK. . .but would you pay money to hear them or buy their album?

Neither would anyone else.


They sound pretty good. I'd love to meet the band sometime!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (+lsX1)

308 Given the constraints of being 4 feet tall and 9 years old, they're probably OK. . .but would you pay money to hear them or buy their album?

Neither would anyone else.


They sound pretty good. I'd love to meet the band sometime!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (+lsX1)

309 These boys have real Star Power, and by "Star Power," I mean mouths.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (/FnUH)

310 These boys have real Star Power, and by "Star Power," I mean mouths.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (/FnUH)

311 I thought he was referring to a knucklefucker, not a nickelfucker

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

312 I thought he was referring to a knucklefucker, not a nickelfucker

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

313 All of these WH Spokesman are liars, but this bag of shit was particularly odious. Good Riddance.

Posted by: Guy next door at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (FT+oe)

314 All of these WH Spokesman are liars, but this bag of shit was particularly odious. Good Riddance.

Posted by: Guy next door at May 30, 2014 11:37 AM (FT+oe)

315 Whoever named that band Twenty20 must have had a vision.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

316 Whoever named that band Twenty20 must have had a vision.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

317 143 Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? Fuck....what's his middle name....Tse Tung? Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (6Ew6r) Winnie Mandela, so he can get in touch with his feminine side

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (jPT60)

318 143 Wait, Hugo like the Chavez? Fuck....what's his middle name....Tse Tung? Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (6Ew6r) Winnie Mandela, so he can get in touch with his feminine side

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (jPT60)

319 157 All of these WH Spokesman are liars, but this bag of shit was particularly odious. Good Riddance. Yeah and he looked like a little weasel doing it...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (9+ccr)

320 157 All of these WH Spokesman are liars, but this bag of shit was particularly odious. Good Riddance. Yeah and he looked like a little weasel doing it...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (9+ccr)

321 Twenty20- I'll bet they are at the top of the charts.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

322 Twenty20- I'll bet they are at the top of the charts.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

323 149 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:36 PM (mizYg) Someone on a morning thread a few months ago went into a beautiful rant against the obamanites. The term was used as an expletive. It stuck. I think it might have been Mary Poppins, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (oMKp3)

324 149 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:36 PM (mizYg) Someone on a morning thread a few months ago went into a beautiful rant against the obamanites. The term was used as an expletive. It stuck. I think it might have been Mary Poppins, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (oMKp3)

325 I didn't realize the bar mitzvah circuit was so lucrative.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (5DIbv)

326 Jay Carney, wasn't he the guy that spoke in tongues at the WH briefings?

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (Mv/ic)

327 I didn't realize the bar mitzvah circuit was so lucrative.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (5DIbv)

328 Jay Carney, wasn't he the guy that spoke in tongues at the WH briefings?

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (Mv/ic)

329 Nice, ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (k3zX8)

330 Nice, ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (k3zX8)

331 Twenty20- Their stage show is a real spectacle.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

332 Twenty20- Their stage show is a real spectacle.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

333 come on, 155 is f***ing awesome I wish I could retweet a comment

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (/FnUH)

334 come on, 155 is f***ing awesome I wish I could retweet a comment

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:38 AM (/FnUH)

335 Big opportunity here to define 'knicklefcker'. There is no definition at Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (aDwsi)

336 Big opportunity here to define 'knicklefcker'. There is no definition at Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (aDwsi)

337 Seems the boys had a trip to Union Station.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (oDCMR)

338 Seems the boys had a trip to Union Station.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (oDCMR)

339 Twenty20- They originally tested the concept on a focus group.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (NeFrd)

340 Twenty20- They originally tested the concept on a focus group.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (NeFrd)

341 The song is no worse than most of the other yowlings that have been passing as "music" since about 1984.

Full disclosure:  I listened to about 5 seconds of the middle of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (dINFB)

342 In order to get the job, you have to successfully be able to say the following tongue-twister three times in a row really fast: There are no tanks in Baghdad. There are no tanks in Baghdad. There are no tanks in Baghdad.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (mizYg)

343 The song is no worse than most of the other yowlings that have been passing as "music" since about 1984.

Full disclosure:  I listened to about 5 seconds of the middle of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (dINFB)

344 In order to get the job, you have to successfully be able to say the following tongue-twister three times in a row really fast: There are no tanks in Baghdad. There are no tanks in Baghdad. There are no tanks in Baghdad.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (mizYg)

345 161 Twenty20- I'll bet they are at the top of the charts. Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (NeFrd top..... Twenty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (84gbM)

346 161 Twenty20- I'll bet they are at the top of the charts. Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (NeFrd top..... Twenty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (84gbM)

347 Twenty20- did a pretty decent cover of "I Can See Clearly Now"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (NeFrd)

348 Twenty20- did a pretty decent cover of "I Can See Clearly Now"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (NeFrd)

349 best f***ing joke i've written in a year

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (/FnUH)

350 best f***ing joke i've written in a year

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (/FnUH)

351 I listened to an Adam Carolla podcast the other day in which he noted how many rich, pampered, no-account boys of celebrities end up dead of drug overdoses before the age of 30.

Shame on any parent that fails to teach his kids to earn their own way in life. Few things corrupt the soul like being handed everything on a silver platter.

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (HzhBE)

352 I listened to an Adam Carolla podcast the other day in which he noted how many rich, pampered, no-account boys of celebrities end up dead of drug overdoses before the age of 30.

Shame on any parent that fails to teach his kids to earn their own way in life. Few things corrupt the soul like being handed everything on a silver platter.

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (HzhBE)

353 1985 = Frankie Goes to Hollywood 2014 = Hugo Gets a Wood

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (CMkNk)

354 1985 = Frankie Goes to Hollywood 2014 = Hugo Gets a Wood

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (CMkNk)

355

 If Ernest is going to fill Carney's shoes, it'll be tough.
...

...

 He will have to brush up on How To Insult Peoples Intelligence, an art form.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (wAQA5)

356

 If Ernest is going to fill Carney's shoes, it'll be tough.
...

...

 He will have to brush up on How To Insult Peoples Intelligence, an art form.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:39 AM (wAQA5)

357 Twenty20 Pronounced: oh-nay-ders.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (xsM/y)

358 Twenty20 Pronounced: oh-nay-ders.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (xsM/y)

359 maybe they are pulling a prank on their parents and named themselves after the hobo hooch maddogg 2020

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

360 maybe they are pulling a prank on their parents and named themselves after the hobo hooch maddogg 2020

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

361 149 hmmm, the etymology of the term is uncertain but ask yourself this -- How lousy of a whore would you have to be to only charge a nickle?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (wNF3N)

362 149 hmmm, the etymology of the term is uncertain but ask yourself this -- How lousy of a whore would you have to be to only charge a nickle?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (wNF3N)

363 You're A...... Heart Thiefer Fart Queefer Big Beefer Don't You Mess Around with me

Posted by: Tap Nebatar at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (XvrTA)

364 Been a pretty entertaining Friday so far...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (9+ccr)

365 You're A...... Heart Thiefer Fart Queefer Big Beefer Don't You Mess Around with me

Posted by: Tap Nebatar at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (XvrTA)

366 Been a pretty entertaining Friday so far...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (9+ccr)

367 Darn, I was hoping someone would ask him how many Plame stories he did as a reporter vs how few there are today about the CIA Chief leak. But I guess they wouldn't ask a question that calls their own lack of curiosity into question. Forget it. Good riddance you commie lying bastard. I'm sure CNN will pick you up since they say they can't hire anyone.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (9Bdcz)

368 Darn, I was hoping someone would ask him how many Plame stories he did as a reporter vs how few there are today about the CIA Chief leak. But I guess they wouldn't ask a question that calls their own lack of curiosity into question. Forget it. Good riddance you commie lying bastard. I'm sure CNN will pick you up since they say they can't hire anyone.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (9Bdcz)

369 I'll go to see them, but only if they club a baby seal onstage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (5DIbv)

370 I'll go to see them, but only if they club a baby seal onstage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (5DIbv)

371 Hugo?Seriously?

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (zqvg6)

372
"Hugo Carney is in a band called, for some reason, Twenty20. His bandmates are the Scions of other White House swells."




All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School.

"There is evil there that does not sleep..."


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (kdS6q)

373 Hugo?Seriously?

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (zqvg6)

374
"Hugo Carney is in a band called, for some reason, Twenty20. His bandmates are the Scions of other White House swells."




All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School.

"There is evil there that does not sleep..."


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 30, 2014 11:40 AM (kdS6q)

375 Immortal Lyric: The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone."

Sleepover at Uncle Harry's!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (ZKzrr)

376 Immortal Lyric: The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone."

Sleepover at Uncle Harry's!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (ZKzrr)

377 best f***ing joke i've written in a year Oh, it's good.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (k3zX8)

378 best f***ing joke i've written in a year Oh, it's good.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (k3zX8)

379 But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie -------------- We're all about 'flexibility' here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (aDwsi)

380 But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie -------------- We're all about 'flexibility' here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (aDwsi)

381 I'd be happy to pick those fine boys up from their gigs in my van.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (j0wOO)

382 I'd be happy to pick those fine boys up from their gigs in my van.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (j0wOO)

383 Really? Not that bad? I have a 12 year old son, I have had to listen to my fair share of tween singing at school events. Trust me, the privileged princelings are terrible. Which is sad considering their parents can afford to pay to "fix" their voiced.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (+0txR)

384 Really? Not that bad? I have a 12 year old son, I have had to listen to my fair share of tween singing at school events. Trust me, the privileged princelings are terrible. Which is sad considering their parents can afford to pay to "fix" their voiced.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:41 AM (+0txR)

385 Josh Earnest wil have to empty Carney's shoes before he tries to full them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (5DIbv)

386 Josh Earnest wil have to empty Carney's shoes before he tries to full them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (5DIbv)

387 Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (/FnUH) Well normally you could link it, but...uhh...new pixy don't really allow that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (HDwDg)

388 Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (/FnUH) Well normally you could link it, but...uhh...new pixy don't really allow that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (HDwDg)

389 They shoulda asked Ms. McCain.... I'm sure she would have done it... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (84gbM) Meghan McCain deserves an emoticon of Respect. I've always said that.

Posted by: Tap Nebatar at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (XvrTA)

390 They shoulda asked Ms. McCain.... I'm sure she would have done it... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 04:35 PM (84gbM) Meghan McCain deserves an emoticon of Respect. I've always said that.

Posted by: Tap Nebatar at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (XvrTA)

391 All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School. "There is evil there that does not sleep..." So they're all products of White Privilege ...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (9+ccr)

392 All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School. "There is evil there that does not sleep..." So they're all products of White Privilege ...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:42 AM (9+ccr)

393 Let's all give comment 155 a big round of applause.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (5DIbv)

394 Let's all give comment 155 a big round of applause.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (5DIbv)

395 I wish I could retweet a comment Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (/FnUH) #twoweeks

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (QFxY5)

396 I wish I could retweet a comment Posted by: ace at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (/FnUH) #twoweeks

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (QFxY5)

397

"spent lonely nights all alone"

------------------------

 

Wait...  so he's saying that he's not getting any sex?

 

Elliot Rodger complained about the same thing...

 

/shiftyeyes

 

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (UWFpX)

398

"spent lonely nights all alone"

------------------------

 

Wait...  so he's saying that he's not getting any sex?

 

Elliot Rodger complained about the same thing...

 

/shiftyeyes

 

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (UWFpX)

399 Shame on any parent that fails to teach his kids to earn their own way in life. Few things corrupt the soul like being handed everything on a silver platter. It's like they have nothing dream for. Their greatest possible accomplishment was being born. It would suck to know you peaked on your first day.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (GXZgZ)

400 Shame on any parent that fails to teach his kids to earn their own way in life. Few things corrupt the soul like being handed everything on a silver platter. It's like they have nothing dream for. Their greatest possible accomplishment was being born. It would suck to know you peaked on your first day.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (GXZgZ)

401 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? - Dino eventually became an Air Force Reserve pilot and flew himself into a mountain.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (XUKZU)

402 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? - Dino eventually became an Air Force Reserve pilot and flew himself into a mountain.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (XUKZU)

403 I listened to young Carneys video. I think the band has potential. The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...and it sounds like they have been playing together for awhile. Heck, they can even change gears and not go flying off in different directions. My feelings about Jay not withstanding, I think he may be on to something.

Posted by: John at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (HM/Pu)

404 I listened to young Carneys video. I think the band has potential. The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...and it sounds like they have been playing together for awhile. Heck, they can even change gears and not go flying off in different directions. My feelings about Jay not withstanding, I think he may be on to something.

Posted by: John at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (HM/Pu)

405 I guarantee you some hard rain will fall upon them, and by hard rain, I mean my insatiable predations. Posted by: Harry Reid I seriously doubt Harry Reid is capable of providing any more precipitation than a feeble dribble.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (mizYg)

406 I guarantee you some hard rain will fall upon them, and by hard rain, I mean my insatiable predations. Posted by: Harry Reid I seriously doubt Harry Reid is capable of providing any more precipitation than a feeble dribble.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (mizYg)

407 Compare this doucheling to Ari Fleischer or the wonderful Tony Snow for a laugh (or a good cry).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (QBm1P)

408 Compare this doucheling to Ari Fleischer or the wonderful Tony Snow for a laugh (or a good cry).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (QBm1P)

409 "the ironically named Josh Earnest"

Yep, the second I saw his name, I lol'd! He'll josh us in earnest, I suppose I love a good pun! I thought it would be hard to top a press sec named "Carney" but they did it!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (KL49F)

410 alex, i hope you remembered that number for the website, and it wasn't such an obscure reference and therefor some kinda insult? Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 04:21 PM (nqBYe) A. Yes, I did. II. You are not the first person, nor that last, who will tell me to engage in such activities. Hilarious story time. Mommy does not swear. Mommy gets mad when people say damn on television. Boy BFF, because he is a motherfucking asshole, has a goal to get me to drop an f bomb in front of my mother but I digress. So a couple of weeks ago Mommy is trying to get information from my brother and sister in law about something and they didn't call her back so she left a note on Facebook for them to follow up with her about it. Mommy is a very old school secretary who uses tried and true secretarial acronyms. Yup. Mommy put on my brother's wall that she was wanted them to fu about something. Apparently my brother called her within about five minutes of this and was laughing so hard he could barely talk.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

411 "the ironically named Josh Earnest"

Yep, the second I saw his name, I lol'd! He'll josh us in earnest, I suppose I love a good pun! I thought it would be hard to top a press sec named "Carney" but they did it!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (KL49F)

412 alex, i hope you remembered that number for the website, and it wasn't such an obscure reference and therefor some kinda insult? Posted by: willow at May 30, 2014 04:21 PM (nqBYe) A. Yes, I did. II. You are not the first person, nor that last, who will tell me to engage in such activities. Hilarious story time. Mommy does not swear. Mommy gets mad when people say damn on television. Boy BFF, because he is a motherfucking asshole, has a goal to get me to drop an f bomb in front of my mother but I digress. So a couple of weeks ago Mommy is trying to get information from my brother and sister in law about something and they didn't call her back so she left a note on Facebook for them to follow up with her about it. Mommy is a very old school secretary who uses tried and true secretarial acronyms. Yup. Mommy put on my brother's wall that she was wanted them to fu about something. Apparently my brother called her within about five minutes of this and was laughing so hard he could barely talk.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 30, 2014 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

413 Lil' Hugo C. Carney believes the minimum hourly wage should be $20.20. So band is twenty20.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (qQV2Q)

414 Lil' Hugo C. Carney believes the minimum hourly wage should be $20.20. So band is twenty20.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (qQV2Q)

415 The Elton John glasses might indicate that he's not singing about a girl.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (k3zX8)

416 The Elton John glasses might indicate that he's not singing about a girl.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (k3zX8)

417 Little fucker's got a Gibson SG.

I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (Z7PrM)

418 Little fucker's got a Gibson SG.

I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (Z7PrM)

419 How old is that kid, 9? Oh, well - you're never too young to learn about the putrid stench of failure.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (PZ6/M)

420 How old is that kid, 9? Oh, well - you're never too young to learn about the putrid stench of failure.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (PZ6/M)

421 i used to manage a Boy Band I personally recruited called Amber Alert

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (/FnUH)

422 i used to manage a Boy Band I personally recruited called Amber Alert

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (/FnUH)

423 172 n order to get the job, you have to successfully be able to say the following tongue-twister three times in a row really fast:

There are no tanks in Baghdad.
There are no tanks in Baghdad.
There are no tanks in Baghdad.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:39 PM (mizYg)

 

I thought it was. "The is no God by Obama and Carney is His messenger"
what do I know?

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (fcNe2)

424 172 n order to get the job, you have to successfully be able to say the following tongue-twister three times in a row really fast:

There are no tanks in Baghdad.
There are no tanks in Baghdad.
There are no tanks in Baghdad.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:39 PM (mizYg)

 

I thought it was. "The is no God by Obama and Carney is His messenger"
what do I know?

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (fcNe2)

425 I'm certain Jay will do quite well as a spokesman for an immature gang of prepubescent irresponsible, pillow-humping, booger-eating, fist-monkey abusers who lust for good times and good-time girls now that he's out of the White House.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (3wLHY)

426 I'm certain Jay will do quite well as a spokesman for an immature gang of prepubescent irresponsible, pillow-humping, booger-eating, fist-monkey abusers who lust for good times and good-time girls now that he's out of the White House.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 11:44 AM (3wLHY)

427 Look at the static opening of the video. Why are these men laughing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (aDwsi)

428 Look at the static opening of the video. Why are these men laughing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (aDwsi)

429 201 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? - Dino eventually became an Air Force Reserve pilot and flew himself into a mountain. Yes, but Nancy Sinatra did 'These Boots Are Made For Walking'. Nancy was hot in a seamy I want pasta sort of way.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (oDCMR)

430 201 Anyone else remember Dino, Desi and Billy ? - Dino eventually became an Air Force Reserve pilot and flew himself into a mountain. Yes, but Nancy Sinatra did 'These Boots Are Made For Walking'. Nancy was hot in a seamy I want pasta sort of way.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (oDCMR)

431 Twenty20 is a horrible name. May I suggest...... The Red Diaper Babies

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (XvrTA)

432 Twenty20 is a horrible name. May I suggest...... The Red Diaper Babies

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (XvrTA)

433 I'm gonna start a band called Two Bit Sienna 9


Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (HzhBE)

434 I'm gonna start a band called Two Bit Sienna 9


Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:45 AM (HzhBE)

435 >>>I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund. ------------ You just have to know whose factory to raid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (5DIbv)

436 >>>I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund. ------------ You just have to know whose factory to raid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (5DIbv)

437 The boss is on a breakaway .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (XWw96)

438 The boss is on a breakaway .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (XWw96)

439 I haven't reached this level of turgidity since Hanson released 'Mmm, Bop'.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (k3zX8)

440 I haven't reached this level of turgidity since Hanson released 'Mmm, Bop'.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (k3zX8)

441 Before there was Twenty/20 there was Milli Vanilli. Who's really doing the music on that Heart Thief track?

Posted by: sinalco at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (V42Jv)

442 Before there was Twenty/20 there was Milli Vanilli. Who's really doing the music on that Heart Thief track?

Posted by: sinalco at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (V42Jv)

443 213 I'm certain Jay will do quite well as a spokesman for an immature gang of prepubescent irresponsible, pillow-humping, booger-eating, fist-monkey abusers who lust for good times and good-time girls now that he's out of the White House. Kind of sounds like his last gig.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (oDCMR)

444 213 I'm certain Jay will do quite well as a spokesman for an immature gang of prepubescent irresponsible, pillow-humping, booger-eating, fist-monkey abusers who lust for good times and good-time girls now that he's out of the White House. Kind of sounds like his last gig.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 30, 2014 11:46 AM (oDCMR)

445 Once hugo carney, you never believe blarney.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (qQV2Q)

446 Once hugo carney, you never believe blarney.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (qQV2Q)

447 Federal Reserve Chairman: Samuel P. Non-Keynsian

International Commerce Commission: Bob BrazilNut

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (DL2i+)

448 Federal Reserve Chairman: Samuel P. Non-Keynsian

International Commerce Commission: Bob BrazilNut

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (DL2i+)

449 white privilege is a good name for the band

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (zOTsN)

450 white privilege is a good name for the band

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (zOTsN)

451


God, that's funny. Stop making me feel bad about myself, ace.

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (HzhBE)

452


God, that's funny. Stop making me feel bad about myself, ace.

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (HzhBE)

453 I think the band has potential. --------------- Same thing they said about Milli Vanilli

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

454 I think the band has potential. --------------- Same thing they said about Milli Vanilli

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

455 Carney should open a public relations firm and call it McCarneys -- Over one billion lies sold

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (wNF3N)

456 Carney should open a public relations firm and call it McCarneys -- Over one billion lies sold

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (wNF3N)

457 Baghdad Bob was highly disappointed to learn that the administration found him "overqualified" and "too senior" for the role they were looking to fill.

Posted by: 0302 at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (N6eLE)

458 Baghdad Bob was highly disappointed to learn that the administration found him "overqualified" and "too senior" for the role they were looking to fill.

Posted by: 0302 at May 30, 2014 11:47 AM (N6eLE)

459 pretty funny: http://freebeacon.com/blog/breaking-obama-administration-kids-broke-d-c-law-in-music-video/

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (/FnUH)

460 pretty funny: http://freebeacon.com/blog/breaking-obama-administration-kids-broke-d-c-law-in-music-video/

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (/FnUH)

461 Fucking retards will probably have record companies throwing money at them.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (zqvg6)

462 Fucking retards will probably have record companies throwing money at them.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (zqvg6)

463

All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School.
...

...

...and have inherited less body hair.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (wAQA5)

464

All four are classmates of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends School.
...

...

...and have inherited less body hair.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (wAQA5)

465 I'm sorry, but Hugo? Really. As in Chavez?

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (sxvCH)

466 I'm sorry, but Hugo? Really. As in Chavez?

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (sxvCH)

467 [The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...]

I thought you were onto something for a minute there.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (HzhBE)

468 [The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...]

I thought you were onto something for a minute there.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:48 AM (HzhBE)

469 Kids that young trying to be that cool make me want to shit on the end of the slide at the playground.

Posted by: Dang at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (MNq6o)

470 Kids that young trying to be that cool make me want to shit on the end of the slide at the playground.

Posted by: Dang at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (MNq6o)

471 What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Did you seriously miss nickle-fucker on your own blog or did I miss a /sarc

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (DL2i+)

472 What's this mean? Is this a saying?

Did you seriously miss nickle-fucker on your own blog or did I miss a /sarc

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (DL2i+)

473 The key to managing any boy band is boundaries. And handys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (5UteM)

474 The key to managing any boy band is boundaries. And handys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (5UteM)

475 we've all had our personal "Heart thief" in our lives for me it was Ralphie in A Christmas Story (wearing the pink bunny sex-suit)

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (/FnUH)

476 we've all had our personal "Heart thief" in our lives for me it was Ralphie in A Christmas Story (wearing the pink bunny sex-suit)

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (/FnUH)

477 >>>I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund.

------------

You just have to know whose factory to raid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 04:46 PM (5DIbv)



No shit man, no shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (FMbng)

478 >>>I bet Daddy paid for all the equipment.. or more likely, it was all bought out of some WH slush fund.

------------

You just have to know whose factory to raid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 04:46 PM (5DIbv)



No shit man, no shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (FMbng)

479 ...and have inherited less body hair. Malia is growing quite the womb broom.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (k3zX8)

480 ...and have inherited less body hair. Malia is growing quite the womb broom.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2014 11:49 AM (k3zX8)

481 Same thing they said about Milli Vanilli They're destined to take the place of the Bay City Rollers in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (0HooB)

482 Same thing they said about Milli Vanilli They're destined to take the place of the Bay City Rollers in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (0HooB)

483 he might manage his son's band

Ah, so Carney's going with the guy with more executive expertise.

Posted by: Feh at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (HJ/4g)

484 he might manage his son's band

Ah, so Carney's going with the guy with more executive expertise.

Posted by: Feh at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (HJ/4g)

485 i used to manage a Boy Band I personally recruited called Amber Alert I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (QupBk)

486 i used to manage a Boy Band I personally recruited called Amber Alert I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (QupBk)

487 I'm clinging to the wisp of illusion that maybe Barky himself is going to step down building this air castle on the *I suffered many concussions playing flag football and ultimate frisbee in my youth*  --note I'm paraphrasing from yesterdays comments so I have no idea what Barky actually said.    I canna stand to listen to EarLeader --I even flip the radio channel if Mark Steyn plays a Barky soundbite guest hosting. 

Posted by: PaleRider at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (dkExz)

488 I'm clinging to the wisp of illusion that maybe Barky himself is going to step down building this air castle on the *I suffered many concussions playing flag football and ultimate frisbee in my youth*  --note I'm paraphrasing from yesterdays comments so I have no idea what Barky actually said.    I canna stand to listen to EarLeader --I even flip the radio channel if Mark Steyn plays a Barky soundbite guest hosting. 

Posted by: PaleRider at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (dkExz)

489 Fucking retards will probably have record companies throwing money at them. they will if they know what's best for them

Posted by: NLRB at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (wu/TK)

490 Fucking retards will probably have record companies throwing money at them. they will if they know what's best for them

Posted by: NLRB at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (wu/TK)

491 I love Heart Thief, but the President deserves more credit for the song than he normally gives himself. I refer you to the State Department SpokesBabes for more precise percentage estimates.

Posted by: Just Joshin' (Earnestly) at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (izjbV)

492 I love Heart Thief, but the President deserves more credit for the song than he normally gives himself. I refer you to the State Department SpokesBabes for more precise percentage estimates.

Posted by: Just Joshin' (Earnestly) at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (izjbV)

493 I'm sorry, but Hugo? Really. As in Chavez? Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2014 04:48 PM (sxvCH) It already matched the posters they had in the nursery. (Sadly I'm not sure this is a joke.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (HDwDg)

494 I'm sorry, but Hugo? Really. As in Chavez? Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2014 04:48 PM (sxvCH) It already matched the posters they had in the nursery. (Sadly I'm not sure this is a joke.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (HDwDg)

495 216 Twenty20 is a horrible name. May I suggest...... The Red Diaper Babies ---------- Nomenklatura On The Block

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (5DIbv)

496 216 Twenty20 is a horrible name. May I suggest...... The Red Diaper Babies ---------- Nomenklatura On The Block

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2014 11:50 AM (5DIbv)

497 why is it the third generation of wealthy families always think they are "artistes" its never true

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

498 why is it the third generation of wealthy families always think they are "artistes" its never true

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

499 From sideshow Carney to Broadway Ernest... it really is of no importance who is actually telling Obama's lies now. They are still lies.

Posted by: petunia at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (2UScr)

500 From sideshow Carney to Broadway Ernest... it really is of no importance who is actually telling Obama's lies now. They are still lies.

Posted by: petunia at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (2UScr)

501 dammit

Posted by: dammit at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (QupBk)

502 dammit

Posted by: dammit at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (QupBk)

503 singing through the stereo? Kill me now

Posted by: I'm the heart thief at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (RGgMp)

504 singing through the stereo? Kill me now

Posted by: I'm the heart thief at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (RGgMp)

505 Really? Not that bad? I have a 12 year old son, I have had to listen to my fair share of tween singing at school events. Trust me, the privileged princelings are terrible. Which is sad considering their parents can afford to pay to "fix" their voiced. My time in musical purgatory was the metalhead fashion and finding jobs for the kids to earn money to replace their speakers. Really hated it when they were doing old 70s stuff -- punishment for my misspent youth, I suppose. Actually, son is a decent bass player now and picks up occasional gigs.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

506 Really? Not that bad? I have a 12 year old son, I have had to listen to my fair share of tween singing at school events. Trust me, the privileged princelings are terrible. Which is sad considering their parents can afford to pay to "fix" their voiced. My time in musical purgatory was the metalhead fashion and finding jobs for the kids to earn money to replace their speakers. Really hated it when they were doing old 70s stuff -- punishment for my misspent youth, I suppose. Actually, son is a decent bass player now and picks up occasional gigs.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

507 Oh God, they also did an acoustic version of Sunday Bloody Sunday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5efHYvdHo#t=10

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (xsM/y)

508 Oh God, they also did an acoustic version of Sunday Bloody Sunday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5efHYvdHo#t=10

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (xsM/y)

509 I had completely and utterly purged the Bay City Rollers from my memory until today. Thank you Internet.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (GXZgZ)

510 I had completely and utterly purged the Bay City Rollers from my memory until today. Thank you Internet.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:51 AM (GXZgZ)

511 I listened to young Carneys video. I think the band has potential. The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...and it sounds like they have been playing together for awhile. Heck, they can even change gears and not go flying off in different directions. My feelings about Jay not withstanding, I think he may be on to something.

+1 We really like these guys - their tight sound, their tousled hair, their singsong laughter, etc. We already have a tour bus picked out!

Posted by: Sundusky/Reid Mgmt Group at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (+lsX1)

512 I listened to young Carneys video. I think the band has potential. The first thing I look for in a band is how tight their sound is...and it sounds like they have been playing together for awhile. Heck, they can even change gears and not go flying off in different directions. My feelings about Jay not withstanding, I think he may be on to something.

+1 We really like these guys - their tight sound, their tousled hair, their singsong laughter, etc. We already have a tour bus picked out!

Posted by: Sundusky/Reid Mgmt Group at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (+lsX1)

513 I'm sorry but that song is just awful and I'm not saying that just because his father is a douche. They need an auto tuner at the least. And I like bubble gum music. They're no Hanson.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (tMrG8)

514 I'm sorry but that song is just awful and I'm not saying that just because his father is a douche. They need an auto tuner at the least. And I like bubble gum music. They're no Hanson.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (tMrG8)

515 Hold it. In the video, are the kids riding bikes or skateboards without helmets? Illegal! Call Child Services! AND...., they're buying sugary snacks!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (aDwsi)

516 Hold it. In the video, are the kids riding bikes or skateboards without helmets? Illegal! Call Child Services! AND...., they're buying sugary snacks!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (aDwsi)

517 I loved that thing David Carradine was in, what was it called, right, a noose

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (/FnUH)

518 I loved that thing David Carradine was in, what was it called, right, a noose

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (/FnUH)

519 OK, I gotta go play in a real band. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (0HooB)

520 OK, I gotta go play in a real band. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (0HooB)

521 Josh Earnest's wife is communications director for the Treasury Department. Of course she is.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (oMKp3)

522 Josh Earnest's wife is communications director for the Treasury Department. Of course she is.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (oMKp3)

523 230 That is funny, Ace. Update the post with that - and Alec Baldwin screaming about how they were riding on the wrong side of the street.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (n7tOS)

524 230 That is funny, Ace. Update the post with that - and Alec Baldwin screaming about how they were riding on the wrong side of the street.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 30, 2014 11:52 AM (n7tOS)

525 The tweens are a big market. How do you think the Olson twins got so rich? It wasn't because of that stupid tv show they were on.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (27cle)

526 The tweens are a big market. How do you think the Olson twins got so rich? It wasn't because of that stupid tv show they were on.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (27cle)

527 Make

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

528 Make

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

529 pretty funny:

That was great.  But as we learned from David Gregory, DC's laws don't apply to its ruling class.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (ZKzrr)

530 pretty funny:

That was great.  But as we learned from David Gregory, DC's laws don't apply to its ruling class.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (ZKzrr)

531 It

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

532 So, this is the kids' tribute to their mentor, Harry Reid?

Posted by: Never at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (hRV3r)

533 It

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

534 So, this is the kids' tribute to their mentor, Harry Reid?

Posted by: Never at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (hRV3r)

535 Stop

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

536 Stop

Posted by: Make-It-Stop at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (x/lJo)

537 Meh, I guess I'm just feeling nice today.  Whatevs.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (GrtrJ)

538 Meh, I guess I'm just feeling nice today.  Whatevs.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (GrtrJ)

539 I cannot believe they did a cover of Sunday Bloody Sunday. I mean seriously WTF??

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (+0txR)

540 I cannot believe they did a cover of Sunday Bloody Sunday. I mean seriously WTF??

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (+0txR)

541 Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 04:52 PM (oMKp3 Heh, the first time he says "I refer you to Treasury" the reporter should say "I guess you and your wife aren't on speaking terms then."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (HDwDg)

542 Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 04:52 PM (oMKp3 Heh, the first time he says "I refer you to Treasury" the reporter should say "I guess you and your wife aren't on speaking terms then."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:53 AM (HDwDg)

543 261 Josh Earnest's wife is communications director for the Treasury Department. Of course she is. Yet another insider

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (9+ccr)

544 261 Josh Earnest's wife is communications director for the Treasury Department. Of course she is. Yet another insider

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (9+ccr)

545 I am sure that Bloody Sunday is about gun control for them

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (zOTsN)

546 I am sure that Bloody Sunday is about gun control for them

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (zOTsN)

547 The tweens are a big market. How do you think the Olson twins got so rich? It wasn't because of that stupid tv show they were on. Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 04:53 PM (27cle) Whoever was original manager for them was brilliant. They sold movies that were basically ads for places like Six Flags or Toys 'R us. F'ing brilliant.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (HDwDg)

548 The tweens are a big market. How do you think the Olson twins got so rich? It wasn't because of that stupid tv show they were on. Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 04:53 PM (27cle) Whoever was original manager for them was brilliant. They sold movies that were basically ads for places like Six Flags or Toys 'R us. F'ing brilliant.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:54 AM (HDwDg)

549 Can't every group of middle school kids afford to have instruments and professional videos? And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (aDwsi)

550 Can't every group of middle school kids afford to have instruments and professional videos? And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (aDwsi)

551 Carney's got a gig lined up as Chris Hayes' stunt double.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (MMC8r)

552 Carney's got a gig lined up as Chris Hayes' stunt double.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (MMC8r)

553 Word is that Hugo knocked up Malia.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (27cle)

554 Word is that Hugo knocked up Malia.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (27cle)

555 And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute But they wouldn't look cool wearing them...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (9+ccr)

556 And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute But they wouldn't look cool wearing them...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 11:55 AM (9+ccr)

557 And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 04:55 PM (aDwsi) How much do you want to bet they had at least one road and/or monument shut down to film this.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (HDwDg)

558 And..., btw, riding the bikes and skate boards without helmets IS a violation of D.C. statute. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 04:55 PM (aDwsi) How much do you want to bet they had at least one road and/or monument shut down to film this.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/i] [/b] [/s] at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (HDwDg)

559 It's Friday!

Posted by: Rebecca Black at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (k3zX8)

560 It's Friday!

Posted by: Rebecca Black at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (k3zX8)

561 Nicklefucker.

Urban Dictionary never heard of it, but they do have (the related?) fuckernickel
http://tinyurl.com/lh7q254

Google has a bunch of twitter stuff (which I refuse to wade through), and a link back to an old thread here:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=344203

In the old thread, after the word is used, someone asked what it meant. Of course, there was much snarking, wise ass comments, and general tomfoolery, but not much in the way of enlightenment about the actual meaning.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (IN7k+)

562 Nicklefucker.

Urban Dictionary never heard of it, but they do have (the related?) fuckernickel
http://tinyurl.com/lh7q254

Google has a bunch of twitter stuff (which I refuse to wade through), and a link back to an old thread here:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=344203

In the old thread, after the word is used, someone asked what it meant. Of course, there was much snarking, wise ass comments, and general tomfoolery, but not much in the way of enlightenment about the actual meaning.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (IN7k+)

563 149 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:36 PM (mizYg) I *think* MPPP coined that phrase. I believe he related a story about a driver that was annoying him and came up with that word to describe the driver.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (v0/PR)

564 149 Just a different way of calling him a nicklefucker, of which yes he is -- and it is a saying around here. Posted by: GnuBreed But what is a nickelfucker? What does that mean? Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 04:36 PM (mizYg) I *think* MPPP coined that phrase. I believe he related a story about a driver that was annoying him and came up with that word to describe the driver.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (v0/PR)

565 Better names for these kids' band: Whiny Entitleds Pussy Pussy Pussies Slomo Stalin and the Pricks.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (p4vr9)

566 Better names for these kids' band: Whiny Entitleds Pussy Pussy Pussies Slomo Stalin and the Pricks.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (p4vr9)

567 Hey wait a minute. .......... We've been mispronouncing Carney's first name. It isn't Jay, it's Che. naming his kid hugo makes sense.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (qQV2Q)

568 Hey wait a minute. .......... We've been mispronouncing Carney's first name. It isn't Jay, it's Che. naming his kid hugo makes sense.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (qQV2Q)

569 They're destined to take the place of the Bay City Rollers in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2014 04:50 PM (0HooB)



Ok thats funny. I was thinking as I was watching that all I remember in my early days of music was hitting the store for beer, papers, and jumping in my big block roadrunner or on the harley to cruise to practice. Somehow I missed the whole raiding the 7-11 for candy and tooling away on a skateboard phase.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (FMbng)

570 They're destined to take the place of the Bay City Rollers in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2014 04:50 PM (0HooB)



Ok thats funny. I was thinking as I was watching that all I remember in my early days of music was hitting the store for beer, papers, and jumping in my big block roadrunner or on the harley to cruise to practice. Somehow I missed the whole raiding the 7-11 for candy and tooling away on a skateboard phase.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2014 11:56 AM (FMbng)

571 That Sunday Bloody Sunday version reminds me of my Dad singing next to me at church. Pitchy doesn't beging to describe it.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 30, 2014 11:57 AM (7v8o1)

572 That Sunday Bloody Sunday version reminds me of my Dad singing next to me at church. Pitchy doesn't beging to describe it.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 30, 2014 11:57 AM (7v8o1)

573 All these creatures giggling over a "person" who would gladly have manned the gas chambers if he had been around in the '40's. Jay Carney is evil, not something admirable.

Posted by: ejo at May 30, 2014 11:57 AM (GXvSO)

574 All these creatures giggling over a "person" who would gladly have manned the gas chambers if he had been around in the '40's. Jay Carney is evil, not something admirable.

Posted by: ejo at May 30, 2014 11:57 AM (GXvSO)

575 Daddy paying for your vanity music video.  #checkyourprivilege

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (HzhBE)

576 Daddy paying for your vanity music video.  #checkyourprivilege

Posted by: Warden at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (HzhBE)

577 Resigns and resigns are spelled the same and yet mean opposite things.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (GXZgZ)

578 Resigns and resigns are spelled the same and yet mean opposite things.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (GXZgZ)

579 So we may owe Rebecca Black an apology. "Friday" WASN'T the worst song in the history of organized noise' And if Jay Carney has a shred of soul or conscience left, he will have drunk himself to death by the 2016 elections.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (NQJKe)

580 So we may owe Rebecca Black an apology. "Friday" WASN'T the worst song in the history of organized noise' And if Jay Carney has a shred of soul or conscience left, he will have drunk himself to death by the 2016 elections.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (NQJKe)

581 Maybe he named the kid after the hurricane.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (dfYL9)

582 Maybe he named the kid after the hurricane.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 30, 2014 11:58 AM (dfYL9)

583 Hey, Jay, don't worry brah. Your kid seems like a cool scrote for a 'tard. My sisters got a bunch of 'tard kids, and they have pretty kick-ass lives.

Posted by: Mountain Dew Camacho at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (ZPrif)

584 Hey, Jay, don't worry brah. Your kid seems like a cool scrote for a 'tard. My sisters got a bunch of 'tard kids, and they have pretty kick-ass lives.

Posted by: Mountain Dew Camacho at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (ZPrif)

585 Let me be perfectly clear. First there was Robert Gibberish, then came Jay Blarney aka Jay Carney-barker, now its Josh 'Not So' Earnest.

Posted by: Prez'dent SCOAMF at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (VDovR)

586 Let me be perfectly clear. First there was Robert Gibberish, then came Jay Blarney aka Jay Carney-barker, now its Josh 'Not So' Earnest.

Posted by: Prez'dent SCOAMF at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (VDovR)

587 "Too Old For Raffi, Too Young For Date Rape"

Posted by: Twenty20 Album Names at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (k3zX8)

588 "Too Old For Raffi, Too Young For Date Rape"

Posted by: Twenty20 Album Names at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (k3zX8)

589 Yeah, and in 20 years the MSM will be all, ooh, will Hugo Carney be running for president? He's already followed in Chelsea's footsteps with his own show at NBC, was speechwriter for former Senate Leader - - - and Dem president - - -, as well as his extensive humanitarian work through the UN and Clinton Global Initiative.....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (xsM/y)

590 Yeah, and in 20 years the MSM will be all, ooh, will Hugo Carney be running for president? He's already followed in Chelsea's footsteps with his own show at NBC, was speechwriter for former Senate Leader - - - and Dem president - - -, as well as his extensive humanitarian work through the UN and Clinton Global Initiative.....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (xsM/y)

591 Time to 'unpack' the White Privilege?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (aDwsi)

592 Time to 'unpack' the White Privilege?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (aDwsi)

593

Nobody is madder than he, and he will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.

Nobody is madder than he, and he will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.

Nobody is madder than he...

Posted by: Josh Earnest practicing in front of a mirror at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

594

Nobody is madder than he, and he will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.

Nobody is madder than he, and he will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.

Nobody is madder than he...

Posted by: Josh Earnest practicing in front of a mirror at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

595 Resigns and resigns are spelled the same and yet mean opposite things.

Wanna have real fun?

Wait for an ONT when CAC is high- then re-post that.

Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (PYAXX)

596 Resigns and resigns are spelled the same and yet mean opposite things.

Wanna have real fun?

Wait for an ONT when CAC is high- then re-post that.

Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (PYAXX)

597 "On a summer day, I wanna fly away into the darkest night" Yep, people'll be singin' THAT for years to come.

Posted by: Orlandocon ette at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (SldZ2)

598 "On a summer day, I wanna fly away into the darkest night" Yep, people'll be singin' THAT for years to come.

Posted by: Orlandocon ette at May 30, 2014 11:59 AM (SldZ2)

599 I think we'd all like to hear more songs about wrestling or gymnastics.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:00 PM (+lsX1)

600 I think we'd all like to hear more songs about wrestling or gymnastics.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:00 PM (+lsX1)

601 Oh crap. Yep, the recording companies will throw $ at them because, connections. While folks that can actually play their instruments, write good music and sing (see nic if I got the link right), well,,, On the other hand, the front man did tell a major label "where to put it" long time ago. Now, he's a doc. Gotta go.

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2014 12:01 PM (2h9Cc)

602 Oh crap. Yep, the recording companies will throw $ at them because, connections. While folks that can actually play their instruments, write good music and sing (see nic if I got the link right), well,,, On the other hand, the front man did tell a major label "where to put it" long time ago. Now, he's a doc. Gotta go.

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2014 12:01 PM (2h9Cc)

603 Twenty20's next release:

"If I have to wait 10 years for pubic hair, you're worth it, Babe."

Too long?

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 12:02 PM (3wLHY)

604 Twenty20's next release:

"If I have to wait 10 years for pubic hair, you're worth it, Babe."

Too long?

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 12:02 PM (3wLHY)

605 Damn, Choom Boy's one tricky dude!

His lying shitweasel press-sucker heads out the door on the same day as his lying shitweasel VA honcho, and what are we paying attention to? Press-sucker's spawn, the prepubescent rock-n-roller.

Once again, all the blame falls on Teh Video. This time, deservedly.

President Historic First© is not just the "Teflon President." His Teflon coating has a Teflon coating.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2014 12:02 PM (dDzOj)

606 Damn, Choom Boy's one tricky dude!

His lying shitweasel press-sucker heads out the door on the same day as his lying shitweasel VA honcho, and what are we paying attention to? Press-sucker's spawn, the prepubescent rock-n-roller.

Once again, all the blame falls on Teh Video. This time, deservedly.

President Historic First© is not just the "Teflon President." His Teflon coating has a Teflon coating.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2014 12:02 PM (dDzOj)

607 I don't care what you assholes think, these kids rock! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWKpMZ3eCE

Posted by: Jack at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (bUmSq)

608 I don't care what you assholes think, these kids rock! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWKpMZ3eCE

Posted by: Jack at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (bUmSq)

609 I'll give Earnest points if his first press conference starts with "Hey Vern!"

Posted by: AmishDude at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (z6CE9)

610 I'll give Earnest points if his first press conference starts with "Hey Vern!"

Posted by: AmishDude at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (z6CE9)

611 Other than "Heart Thief" the other songs on the album include "Turd Burglar", "Crim Anal", "Soap Stealer", and "Rim Robber" and a cover of Spinal Tap's "Love Pump".

Posted by: Martha Quinn at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (HKyCl)

612 Other than "Heart Thief" the other songs on the album include "Turd Burglar", "Crim Anal", "Soap Stealer", and "Rim Robber" and a cover of Spinal Tap's "Love Pump".

Posted by: Martha Quinn at May 30, 2014 12:03 PM (HKyCl)

613 That redhead reminds me of Ronan Farrow when he was in his prime.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (+lsX1)

614 That redhead reminds me of Ronan Farrow when he was in his prime.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (+lsX1)

615 The importance of being earnest. Just joshing.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (+0txR)

616 The importance of being earnest. Just joshing.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (+0txR)

617 300, Harry Reid

Here is 20/20's "Nuclear Boy"

Something about Yucca Mountain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfhUGISc_M

In all seriousness, this band was singing 30 years ago.

Posted by: Rex B at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (OXzvH)

618 300, Harry Reid

Here is 20/20's "Nuclear Boy"

Something about Yucca Mountain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfhUGISc_M

In all seriousness, this band was singing 30 years ago.

Posted by: Rex B at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (OXzvH)

619 After the interview, I really thought that the job was mine.

Posted by: Johnny Truthteller at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (jYxCp)

620 After the interview, I really thought that the job was mine.

Posted by: Johnny Truthteller at May 30, 2014 12:04 PM (jYxCp)

621 Hugo Carney. Not a bad name, considering that their first two baby name choices were Josef and Fidel.

Posted by: votermom at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (GSIDW)

622 Hugo Carney. Not a bad name, considering that their first two baby name choices were Josef and Fidel.

Posted by: votermom at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (GSIDW)

623 277 Word is that Hugo knocked up Malia. Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 04:55 PM (27cle) Is she going to have to pay for that mistake, or will Sandra Fluke arrive with a turkey baster and coat hanger?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (CMkNk)

624 277 Word is that Hugo knocked up Malia. Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 04:55 PM (27cle) Is she going to have to pay for that mistake, or will Sandra Fluke arrive with a turkey baster and coat hanger?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (CMkNk)

625

Two resignations in one day? 

Be sure to check the press releases for a news dump.

Posted by: Ponderosa at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (ibqf8)

626

Two resignations in one day? 

Be sure to check the press releases for a news dump.

Posted by: Ponderosa at May 30, 2014 12:05 PM (ibqf8)

627 This has pre-teen angst written all over it. Album name: "Twenty20 Minutes in the Shower" Songs: 1. Just Me and My Jergens 2. Hey Mom, I Need More Kleenex 3. Crusty Sox- Redux 4. I'm Not Really All That Ambidextrous 5. Sometimes I Can Be Such a Jerk 6. Tingly All Over

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 12:06 PM (NeFrd)

628 This has pre-teen angst written all over it. Album name: "Twenty20 Minutes in the Shower" Songs: 1. Just Me and My Jergens 2. Hey Mom, I Need More Kleenex 3. Crusty Sox- Redux 4. I'm Not Really All That Ambidextrous 5. Sometimes I Can Be Such a Jerk 6. Tingly All Over

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 30, 2014 12:06 PM (NeFrd)

629 Gonna be a whole buncha lyin' goin' on.

Posted by: Josh Frivolous at May 30, 2014 12:06 PM (Dwehj)

630 Gonna be a whole buncha lyin' goin' on.

Posted by: Josh Frivolous at May 30, 2014 12:06 PM (Dwehj)

631 Hi Zucker, Hi Moonves, What's the story, morning glory, What's the word, humming bird, Have you heard about Hugo and Jay!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (CMkNk)

632 Hi Zucker, Hi Moonves, What's the story, morning glory, What's the word, humming bird, Have you heard about Hugo and Jay!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (CMkNk)

633 after the word is used, someone asked what it meant. Of course, there was much snarking, wise ass comments, and general tomfoolery, but not much in the way of enlightenment about the actual meaning. - If you've got to ask, you can't handle the truth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (XUKZU)

634 after the word is used, someone asked what it meant. Of course, there was much snarking, wise ass comments, and general tomfoolery, but not much in the way of enlightenment about the actual meaning. - If you've got to ask, you can't handle the truth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (XUKZU)

635 310 After the interview, I really thought that the job was mine.
Posted by: Johnny Truthteller


Dammit! Missed it by this much.

Posted by: Mike Neverlies at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (jYxCp)

636 310 After the interview, I really thought that the job was mine.
Posted by: Johnny Truthteller


Dammit! Missed it by this much.

Posted by: Mike Neverlies at May 30, 2014 12:07 PM (jYxCp)

637 311 Hugo Carney. Not a bad name, considering that their first two baby name choices were Josef and Fidel. Posted by: votermom at May 30, 2014 05:05 PM (GSIDW) Someone once posted hilarious versions of Sasha and Malia, and though I swore I'd remember them, advancing age has crept into the brain. Anyone out here remember?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:08 PM (CMkNk)

638 311 Hugo Carney. Not a bad name, considering that their first two baby name choices were Josef and Fidel. Posted by: votermom at May 30, 2014 05:05 PM (GSIDW) Someone once posted hilarious versions of Sasha and Malia, and though I swore I'd remember them, advancing age has crept into the brain. Anyone out here remember?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:08 PM (CMkNk)

639 I always thought nickelfucker meant a guy who rubbed nickels on his penis to get off. It isn't the weirdest thing I ever heard around this place.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:08 PM (+0txR)

640 I always thought nickelfucker meant a guy who rubbed nickels on his penis to get off. It isn't the weirdest thing I ever heard around this place.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:08 PM (+0txR)

641 I think they should have called themselves The Princelings. The lawyer for the actual artist currently known as Prince objected.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (1hM1d)

642 I think they should have called themselves The Princelings. The lawyer for the actual artist currently known as Prince objected.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (1hM1d)

643

Now if they had blamed the Benghazi attack on this video, it might have been a bit more believable.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (wAQA5)

644

Now if they had blamed the Benghazi attack on this video, it might have been a bit more believable.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (wAQA5)

645 Sasha and Malia This is cruel, but I think they were Sasquatch and Malaria.... I denounce myself...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (9+ccr)

646 Sasha and Malia This is cruel, but I think they were Sasquatch and Malaria.... I denounce myself...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:09 PM (9+ccr)

647 Che Carney. Like Che Stadium. Or Gennady Airport.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (CMkNk)

648 Che Carney. Like Che Stadium. Or Gennady Airport.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (CMkNk)

649 i've managed several boy bands, including Musk, Wang, and Doctor Gigglefinger

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (/FnUH)

650 i've managed several boy bands, including Musk, Wang, and Doctor Gigglefinger

Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (/FnUH)

651 Now if they had blamed the Benghazi attack on this video, it might have been a bit more believable. Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 05:09 PM (wAQA5) Thread winner. You win a top bunk at the camps.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (j0wOO)

652 Now if they had blamed the Benghazi attack on this video, it might have been a bit more believable. Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 05:09 PM (wAQA5) Thread winner. You win a top bunk at the camps.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (j0wOO)

653 black Friday I denounce myself how about the Friday night massacre again, I denounce myself

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (zOTsN)

654 black Friday I denounce myself how about the Friday night massacre again, I denounce myself

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (zOTsN)

655 323 Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 05:09 PM (9+ccr) Good, but the ones I remember were political in nature and spot-on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (CMkNk)

656 323 Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 05:09 PM (9+ccr) Good, but the ones I remember were political in nature and spot-on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:10 PM (CMkNk)

657 Good, but the ones I remember were political in nature and spot-on. Hope someone remembers...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (9+ccr)

658 I've heard of parents living their lives through their kids. But Carney, if this is the best you can do after mouthing off for Obomba, pfft. She's a heart beat singing through my stereo. virtual reality Who'd the punk borrow that line from? TOTUS, of course.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (gmrH5)

659 Good, but the ones I remember were political in nature and spot-on. Hope someone remembers...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (9+ccr)

660 I've heard of parents living their lives through their kids. But Carney, if this is the best you can do after mouthing off for Obomba, pfft. She's a heart beat singing through my stereo. virtual reality Who'd the punk borrow that line from? TOTUS, of course.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (gmrH5)

661 I need to announce our 1st 3 tour dates : 1) June 6, San Francisco; 2) June 8, Northern San Francisco; 3) June 10, Southern San Francisco.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (5UteM)

662 I need to announce our 1st 3 tour dates : 1) June 6, San Francisco; 2) June 8, Northern San Francisco; 3) June 10, Southern San Francisco.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (5UteM)

663 325 i've managed several boy bands, including Musk, Wang, and Doctor Gigglefinger Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 05:10 PM (/FnUH) Rosey Palmer and her 5 Sisters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (CMkNk)

664 325 i've managed several boy bands, including Musk, Wang, and Doctor Gigglefinger Posted by: The Pederast Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 05:10 PM (/FnUH) Rosey Palmer and her 5 Sisters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (CMkNk)

665 My friend made a video of his kids covering a classic all the morons will be familiar with. It's much better than Carney's and probably cost much less to produce - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyVAngnVJGs

Posted by: Is this something? at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (6Hspk)

666 My friend made a video of his kids covering a classic all the morons will be familiar with. It's much better than Carney's and probably cost much less to produce - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyVAngnVJGs

Posted by: Is this something? at May 30, 2014 12:11 PM (6Hspk)

667 Twenty20_-_I_Hope_That's_Not_a_Tranny_I'm_Jerkin_To.mp3

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (MbqmP)

668 Twenty20_-_I_Hope_That's_Not_a_Tranny_I'm_Jerkin_To.mp3

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (MbqmP)

669 From the importance of BEING earnest to the importance of Joshing earnest.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (gmrH5)

670 From the importance of BEING earnest to the importance of Joshing earnest.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (gmrH5)

671 Doctor Gigglefinger would be a great name for a gynecologist.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (+0txR)

672 Doctor Gigglefinger would be a great name for a gynecologist.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:12 PM (+0txR)

673 again. the unimportance of being Ernst

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (zOTsN)

674 again. the unimportance of being Ernst

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (zOTsN)

675 Catchy in a Luft ballons voice Naked Brothers band kind of way

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (t4bIp)

676 Catchy in a Luft ballons voice Naked Brothers band kind of way

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (t4bIp)

677 If you want to do something positive for the world, find a cliff and jump off it. You are a liar. You are evil. Your family is better off without you.

Posted by: ejo at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (GXvSO)

678 If you want to do something positive for the world, find a cliff and jump off it. You are a liar. You are evil. Your family is better off without you.

Posted by: ejo at May 30, 2014 12:13 PM (GXvSO)

679 One liar down, so many left to go.

Posted by: waelse1 at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (s86bz)

680 One liar down, so many left to go.

Posted by: waelse1 at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (s86bz)

681 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." http://bit.ly/1hGT5SZ

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (XvHmy)

682 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." http://bit.ly/1hGT5SZ

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (XvHmy)

683 >>>The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone." I'm here for you. You'll never be alone again... until you stop breathing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (j0wOO)

684 >>>The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone." I'm here for you. You'll never be alone again... until you stop breathing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (j0wOO)

685 ejo wha?

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

686 ejo wha?

Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

687 Catchy in a Luft ballons voiceNaked Brothers band kind of way 99 red balloons or Dr. Dementos 99 dead baboons...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (9+ccr)

688 Catchy in a Luft ballons voiceNaked Brothers band kind of way 99 red balloons or Dr. Dementos 99 dead baboons...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:14 PM (9+ccr)

689 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 05:10 PM (CMkNk) It's your birthday and you'll blog if you want to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo ...Harry Nilsson, lime in the coconut

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:15 PM (gmrH5)

690 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2014 05:10 PM (CMkNk) It's your birthday and you'll blog if you want to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo ...Harry Nilsson, lime in the coconut

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:15 PM (gmrH5)

691 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions."

...
...
...

And with that, I'm headed home.

Fuck all the prog/commies.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (PYAXX)

692 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions."

...
...
...

And with that, I'm headed home.

Fuck all the prog/commies.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (PYAXX)

693 I would like to know how many lonely nights alone this kid has spent because, like, leaving young children alone regularly should probably be looked into by child protective services.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (+0txR)

694 I would like to know how many lonely nights alone this kid has spent because, like, leaving young children alone regularly should probably be looked into by child protective services.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (+0txR)

695 346 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." AND You WILL Like it!

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (9+ccr)

696 346 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." AND You WILL Like it!

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:16 PM (9+ccr)

697 336 Doctor Gigglefinger would be a great name for a gynecologist. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle


As would Dr Orgasmtouch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 12:17 PM (5UteM)

698 336 Doctor Gigglefinger would be a great name for a gynecologist. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle


As would Dr Orgasmtouch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2014 12:17 PM (5UteM)

699 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." - Yeah, my great state of Colorado has gone full moonbat. Decades ago, there were bumper stickers everywhere which read, "Don't Californicate Colorado." Well, we've Californicated Colorado.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (XUKZU)

700 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." - Yeah, my great state of Colorado has gone full moonbat. Decades ago, there were bumper stickers everywhere which read, "Don't Californicate Colorado." Well, we've Californicated Colorado.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (XUKZU)

701 Stinkfinger! The band for 10 year old boys. Here, smell my finger!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (27cle)

702 Stinkfinger! The band for 10 year old boys. Here, smell my finger!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (27cle)

703 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." At some point some people might start to think that no asshole-no problem.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (QupBk)

704 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." At some point some people might start to think that no asshole-no problem.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:18 PM (QupBk)

705 Still-in-the-works of the "Heart Thief" release is the B-side, "You, Me, Two Kochs, and a Smile."

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (3wLHY)

706 Still-in-the-works of the "Heart Thief" release is the B-side, "You, Me, Two Kochs, and a Smile."

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (3wLHY)

707 As would Dr Orgasmtouch This coming from Dr Spank

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (XWw96)

708 As would Dr Orgasmtouch This coming from Dr Spank

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (XWw96)

709
You know what that video needs?  Hillary Clinton dancing around in a bee girl costume.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (kdS6q)

710
You know what that video needs?  Hillary Clinton dancing around in a bee girl costume.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (kdS6q)

711 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying...

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (27cle)

712 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying...

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:19 PM (27cle)

713 >>> OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." ... Ridiculous. Let's pretend that I agree with calling the baker's choices discriminatory. Why not simply allow the market to take care of the problem through loss of "right- thinking" customers? If I were the baker, I'd close my business and move somewhere else.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (j0wOO)

714 >>> OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." ... Ridiculous. Let's pretend that I agree with calling the baker's choices discriminatory. Why not simply allow the market to take care of the problem through loss of "right- thinking" customers? If I were the baker, I'd close my business and move somewhere else.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (j0wOO)

715 This coming from Dr Spank You can believe him, he's a doctor.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (QupBk)

716 This coming from Dr Spank You can believe him, he's a doctor.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (QupBk)

717 what took him so long? his soul died on his first day.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (u8GsB)

718 what took him so long? his soul died on his first day.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (u8GsB)

719 We need pic of DWS nude, just for balance. Noodz of Michael Moore too, for the ettes. Since we're running the table on "awful". Happy Friday! :^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (kPnuD)

720 We need pic of DWS nude, just for balance. Noodz of Michael Moore too, for the ettes. Since we're running the table on "awful". Happy Friday! :^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (kPnuD)

721 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying... You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (9+ccr)

722 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying... You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (9+ccr)

723 Did the secret service cordon off the area while they shot the video? Those kids look like they wouldn't last 5 minutes by themselves.

Posted by: some guy at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (QIVJq)

724 Did the secret service cordon off the area while they shot the video? Those kids look like they wouldn't last 5 minutes by themselves.

Posted by: some guy at May 30, 2014 12:20 PM (QIVJq)

725 What's ironic is that in a way, our tax dollars paid for that kid's video.

Posted by: We're All Cliven Bundy at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (R5lpX)

726 What's ironic is that in a way, our tax dollars paid for that kid's video.

Posted by: We're All Cliven Bundy at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (R5lpX)

727 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying... You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now... Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 05:20 PM (9+ccr) There is something else he could add to the batter...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (XvHmy)

728 Spit in the batter. That's all I'm saying... You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now... Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 05:20 PM (9+ccr) There is something else he could add to the batter...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (XvHmy)

729 346 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Tyranny, straight-up.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (1lFlu)

730 346 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Tyranny, straight-up.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2014 12:21 PM (1lFlu)

731 I thought one of the bakers, but maybe it was the ones in Oregon, wanted to close their business and their weren't allowed to do it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (+0txR)

732 I thought one of the bakers, but maybe it was the ones in Oregon, wanted to close their business and their weren't allowed to do it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (+0txR)

733 Carney, Carney, Carney. Must be funny. It's a rich man's world.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (9W+0f)

734 Carney, Carney, Carney. Must be funny. It's a rich man's world.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (9W+0f)

735 Apropos of nothing, I think I'm going to watch Cloud Atlas again this weekend, if it rains. Maybe third time is the charm for that movie to make some kind of sense.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (QupBk)

736 Apropos of nothing, I think I'm going to watch Cloud Atlas again this weekend, if it rains. Maybe third time is the charm for that movie to make some kind of sense.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (QupBk)

737 Was it sexual harassment? A lot of Obama's male secretaries seem to be resigning.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (9W+0f)

738 Was it sexual harassment? A lot of Obama's male secretaries seem to be resigning.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:22 PM (9W+0f)

739 There is something else he could add to the batter... Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 05:21 PM (XvHmy) I'd thought the same thing, but it'd probably result in increased Ghey business.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (j0wOO)

740 There is something else he could add to the batter... Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2014 05:21 PM (XvHmy) I'd thought the same thing, but it'd probably result in increased Ghey business.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (j0wOO)

741 369?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9W+0f)

742 369?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9W+0f)

743 There is something else he could add to the batter... That costs extra.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (QupBk)

744 There is something else he could add to the batter... That costs extra.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (QupBk)

745 Anyway.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9W+0f)

746 Anyway.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9W+0f)

747 333. My bet's on tax funds subsidizing Jay's crappy son's expenses. Compare costs when it's "free" money to those who usurp tax funds to cushy up Carney's kid's fantasy... a la Obama family vacations -- the daughter Spring Break in Mexico after Obama clears it of Americans so she can do her yuteful drugs 'n sex without Americans observing (without participating, any way). If this kid had any balls, he'd have entered one of the TV idol/voice competitions. But no. He has to have whatever "fame" handed to him on a silver platter, like Obomba. And he'd shit in his pants on stage if he were ever critiqued in public for his wobbly voice that can't hold a pitch even to save his life.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (gmrH5)

748 333. My bet's on tax funds subsidizing Jay's crappy son's expenses. Compare costs when it's "free" money to those who usurp tax funds to cushy up Carney's kid's fantasy... a la Obama family vacations -- the daughter Spring Break in Mexico after Obama clears it of Americans so she can do her yuteful drugs 'n sex without Americans observing (without participating, any way). If this kid had any balls, he'd have entered one of the TV idol/voice competitions. But no. He has to have whatever "fame" handed to him on a silver platter, like Obomba. And he'd shit in his pants on stage if he were ever critiqued in public for his wobbly voice that can't hold a pitch even to save his life.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (gmrH5)

749 372 There is something else he could add to the batter... That costs extra. The couple could add that later...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9+ccr)

750 372 There is something else he could add to the batter... That costs extra. The couple could add that later...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:23 PM (9+ccr)

751 How can Carney manage his son's band when people are starving in Transahara?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:24 PM (9W+0f)

752 How can Carney manage his son's band when people are starving in Transahara?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:24 PM (9W+0f)

753 I thought one of the bakers, but maybe it was the ones in Oregon, wanted to close their business and their weren't allowed to do it. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 05:22 PM (+0txR) NLRB has the authority to seize your personal assets and force you to keep your business open, if you opt to close rather than go union. Great country we live in.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:25 PM (j0wOO)

754 I thought one of the bakers, but maybe it was the ones in Oregon, wanted to close their business and their weren't allowed to do it. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2014 05:22 PM (+0txR) NLRB has the authority to seize your personal assets and force you to keep your business open, if you opt to close rather than go union. Great country we live in.

Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 12:25 PM (j0wOO)

755 Oh look, Rain Man is here and multi posting gibberish. How nice.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 12:26 PM (ojnk6)

756 Oh look, Rain Man is here and multi posting gibberish. How nice.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 12:26 PM (ojnk6)

757 You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now... They'll go every week. Enslaving people is fun to them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2014 12:27 PM (1lFlu)

758 You know the Gay mafia got what they wanted from this, I doubt they would bother going there now... They'll go every week. Enslaving people is fun to them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2014 12:27 PM (1lFlu)

759 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6)

MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:27 PM (+O/9F)

760 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6)

MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:27 PM (+O/9F)

761 "378 Oh look, Rain Man is here and multi posting gibberish. How nice. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6)" If you don't like it, don't read it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:28 PM (9W+0f)

762 "378 Oh look, Rain Man is here and multi posting gibberish. How nice. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6)" If you don't like it, don't read it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:28 PM (9W+0f)

763 eh. I'm not going to go after Carney's kid. I mean, fuck, what if you found yourself spawned in that family? Not your fault. If anything, I hope the kid's band does well. My hate and derision are targeted to behavior, not lineage.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:28 PM (x3YFz)

764 eh. I'm not going to go after Carney's kid. I mean, fuck, what if you found yourself spawned in that family? Not your fault. If anything, I hope the kid's band does well. My hate and derision are targeted to behavior, not lineage.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:28 PM (x3YFz)

765 377 Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 05:25 PM (j0wOO)

Da comrade...it's why grandma told me "destroy everything when they start stealing close to you."

b/c fuck them that's why

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:29 PM (+O/9F)

766 377 Posted by: Damiano at May 30, 2014 05:25 PM (j0wOO)

Da comrade...it's why grandma told me "destroy everything when they start stealing close to you."

b/c fuck them that's why

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:29 PM (+O/9F)

767 "380 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:29 PM (9W+0f)

768 "380 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:29 PM (9W+0f)

769 If you don't like it, don't read it. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:28 PM (9W+0f) ****** I expressed my opinion. Presumably that 's still allowed, right? However, by all means, continue to litter.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (ojnk6)

770 If you don't like it, don't read it. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:28 PM (9W+0f) ****** I expressed my opinion. Presumably that 's still allowed, right? However, by all means, continue to litter.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (ojnk6)

771 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-] Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (x3YFz)

772 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-] Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (x3YFz)

773 Late to the party, as usual, so I'll just share what I posted in another thread: 255 So, did Jay Carney's conscience finally shrivel up to such an infinitesimal level that he needs to resign to allow it to return to a minimally functional state? Was he offered a cushy position somewhere where he can continue his perfidy? Will the next guy be even worse? Is that even possible? Remember, as hard as it is to imagine, Jay Carny was even worse than Baghdad Bob Gibbs. OMG, I can't wait for the vids of Jay Carneys top hits. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 03:52 PM (r+7wo)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (r+7wo)

774 Late to the party, as usual, so I'll just share what I posted in another thread: 255 So, did Jay Carney's conscience finally shrivel up to such an infinitesimal level that he needs to resign to allow it to return to a minimally functional state? Was he offered a cushy position somewhere where he can continue his perfidy? Will the next guy be even worse? Is that even possible? Remember, as hard as it is to imagine, Jay Carny was even worse than Baghdad Bob Gibbs. OMG, I can't wait for the vids of Jay Carneys top hits. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 03:52 PM (r+7wo)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 12:30 PM (r+7wo)

775 "385 If you don't like it, don't read it. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:28 PM (9W+0f) ****** I expressed my opinion. Presumably that 's still allowed, right? However, by all means, continue to litter. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (ojnk6)" And I expressed mine.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (9W+0f)

776 "385 If you don't like it, don't read it. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:28 PM (9W+0f) ****** I expressed my opinion. Presumably that 's still allowed, right? However, by all means, continue to litter. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (ojnk6)" And I expressed mine.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (9W+0f)

777 384 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f)

Well I am down what 2900 or more posts a week...

it's vital someone shits on the communards in my absences.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (+O/9F)

778 384 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f)

Well I am down what 2900 or more posts a week...

it's vital someone shits on the communards in my absences.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (+O/9F)

779 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (KU72u)

780 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:31 PM (KU72u)

781 This is not a patch pimp OT post (I hope) but he Moron Horde morale patches are in and they're 98% awesome. Don't like the stitching on the US flag, but, eh, it's an imperfect world.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (x3YFz)

782 This is not a patch pimp OT post (I hope) but he Moron Horde morale patches are in and they're 98% awesome. Don't like the stitching on the US flag, but, eh, it's an imperfect world.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (x3YFz)

783 "386 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-] Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (9W+0f)

784 "386 378 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6) MUMR is family...he's mostly harmless and he hates collectivists. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:27 PM (+O/9F)" Thanks, sven. :-] Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (9W+0f)

785 US Intelligence: Al-Qaeda Establishing New Safe Havens In Afghanistan...
 
http://tinyurl.com/nplcmpz
 
(WZ) Well, that certainly didn't take long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (wNF3N)

786 US Intelligence: Al-Qaeda Establishing New Safe Havens In Afghanistan...
 
http://tinyurl.com/nplcmpz
 
(WZ) Well, that certainly didn't take long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (wNF3N)

787 390 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 05:31 PM (KU72u)

Ideally in Chichenitza living under an alias...

Juan Carnie

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (+O/9F)

788 390 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 05:31 PM (KU72u)

Ideally in Chichenitza living under an alias...

Juan Carnie

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:32 PM (+O/9F)

789 I think I've beat this subject to death so I'm off. Have a good one all...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (9+ccr)

790 Anyway, Anna, are you around? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (9W+0f)

791 I think I've beat this subject to death so I'm off. Have a good one all...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (9+ccr)

792 Anyway, Anna, are you around? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (9W+0f)

793 Media . Alphabet channel .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (XWw96)

794 Media . Alphabet channel .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (XWw96)

795

Media.   After he gets a $3 million plus book deal.  

 

Incestuous.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (nov+8)

796

Media.   After he gets a $3 million plus book deal.  

 

Incestuous.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 30, 2014 12:33 PM (nov+8)

797 Well, I'm off the hook for being a lackey.

Posted by: Ron Ziegler at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (l3vZN)

798 Well, I'm off the hook for being a lackey.

Posted by: Ron Ziegler at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (l3vZN)

799 I *think* MPPP coined that phrase. I believe he related a story about a driver that was annoying him and came up with that word to describe the driver. Posted by: Tami at May 30, 2014 04:56 PM (v0/PR) Really....no one else remembers this? If I dreamed it...I'm seeking help.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (v0/PR)

800 I *think* MPPP coined that phrase. I believe he related a story about a driver that was annoying him and came up with that word to describe the driver. Posted by: Tami at May 30, 2014 04:56 PM (v0/PR) Really....no one else remembers this? If I dreamed it...I'm seeking help.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (v0/PR)

801 I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah, we're not going to be swapping spit in the shower just yet.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (x3YFz)

802 I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah, we're not going to be swapping spit in the shower just yet.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (x3YFz)

803 "389 384 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Well I am down what 2900 or more posts a week... it's vital someone shits on the communards in my absences. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:31 PM (+O/9F)" :-] I always enjoy reading your comments.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (9W+0f)

804 "389 384 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:29 PM (9W+0f) Well I am down what 2900 or more posts a week... it's vital someone shits on the communards in my absences. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 30, 2014 05:31 PM (+O/9F)" :-] I always enjoy reading your comments.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (9W+0f)

805 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report
quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other
conditions."

Here's your Exlax cake you fucking homo's.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (qURnz)

806 Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report
quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other
conditions."

Here's your Exlax cake you fucking homo's.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:34 PM (qURnz)

807 Carney's been an unhappy camper at Obama's podium for a long while already. Jokes cut deep in Washingtonian bars. And anyone "responsible" for what Obama has to say about X,Y,Z every day is bound to be smarting, being the brunt of every joke since no one "in" Washington would dare to attack Bamber instead of the sucker who accepted the job of taking the kicks in the ass and saying, "thank you, very much." Obama rank and file might do their dutiful show of One Voice during the day. But after hours... Besides, even GWB had more than one press secretary. I remember two women, the first from Texas and the last, Dana. And it seems like a guy had the job for a while, that suck up realtor turncoat Mc'Son of the TX Dem turned GOP, his mom was the unsuccessful governor candidate "Granny" who tanked after rising from Austin City Council to serving as the State Comptroller.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (gmrH5)

808 Carney's been an unhappy camper at Obama's podium for a long while already. Jokes cut deep in Washingtonian bars. And anyone "responsible" for what Obama has to say about X,Y,Z every day is bound to be smarting, being the brunt of every joke since no one "in" Washington would dare to attack Bamber instead of the sucker who accepted the job of taking the kicks in the ass and saying, "thank you, very much." Obama rank and file might do their dutiful show of One Voice during the day. But after hours... Besides, even GWB had more than one press secretary. I remember two women, the first from Texas and the last, Dana. And it seems like a guy had the job for a while, that suck up realtor turncoat Mc'Son of the TX Dem turned GOP, his mom was the unsuccessful governor candidate "Granny" who tanked after rising from Austin City Council to serving as the State Comptroller.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (gmrH5)

809 Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah.... but... MUMR??? too close to MumRa... Bad guy from the Thundercats.... LOL...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (84gbM)

810 Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah.... but... MUMR??? too close to MumRa... Bad guy from the Thundercats.... LOL...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (84gbM)

811 tami how far back do i have to scroll back to see if i remember?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (u8GsB)

812 tami how far back do i have to scroll back to see if i remember?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (u8GsB)

813 398 Must be nice to be a part of the media-government revolving door.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (KU72u)

814 398 Must be nice to be a part of the media-government revolving door.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (KU72u)

815 Their next single:  Baby you make me tingle like I do when I'm climbing the rope in gym class.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (3W1WP)

816 Their next single:  Baby you make me tingle like I do when I'm climbing the rope in gym class.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2014 12:35 PM (3W1WP)

817

>>>The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone."
...

...

. And now thinks that he invented masturbation.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (wAQA5)

818

>>>The kid yowls that he's "spent lonely nights all alone."
...

...

. And now thinks that he invented masturbation.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (wAQA5)

819 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (r+7wo)

820 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university?

Federal prison hopefully.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (qURnz)

821 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (r+7wo)

822 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university?

Federal prison hopefully.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (qURnz)

823 My bet is for Wall Street -- representing Credit Suisse or UBS for two years (the end of Obama's term) and then to academe.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (MIKMs)

824 My bet is for Wall Street -- representing Credit Suisse or UBS for two years (the end of Obama's term) and then to academe.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (MIKMs)

825 406 tami how far back do i have to scroll back to see if i remember? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (u8GsB) 282

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (v0/PR)

826 406 tami how far back do i have to scroll back to see if i remember? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (u8GsB) 282

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (v0/PR)

827 Carney will end up at CNN. They already said they're having trouble finding talent. Now they can just openly admit they aren't even trying any more.

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (MbqmP)

828 Carney will end up at CNN. They already said they're having trouble finding talent. Now they can just openly admit they aren't even trying any more.

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 30, 2014 12:36 PM (MbqmP)

829 410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo) where is the appeal to the lgbtq community?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:37 PM (u8GsB)

830 410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo) where is the appeal to the lgbtq community?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:37 PM (u8GsB)

831 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Malor unavailable for comment.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

832 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Malor unavailable for comment.

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

833 Here's your Exlax cake you fucking homo's. Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (qURnz) If he felt so strongly to begin with, did he think he was taking the high road by refusing service? No good deed goes unpunished. ...if business was going to suffer anyway, he might as well have taken your lead in the first place.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:38 PM (gmrH5)

834 Here's your Exlax cake you fucking homo's. Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (qURnz) If he felt so strongly to begin with, did he think he was taking the high road by refusing service? No good deed goes unpunished. ...if business was going to suffer anyway, he might as well have taken your lead in the first place.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:38 PM (gmrH5)

835 404 - Did you forget Tony Snow, the greatest Press Secretary evah!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at May 30, 2014 12:39 PM (/pOl7)

836 404 - Did you forget Tony Snow, the greatest Press Secretary evah!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at May 30, 2014 12:39 PM (/pOl7)

837 tami i don't remember but if you do a search....a bunch of people here say it.... nicklefucker minx.cc

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:39 PM (u8GsB)

838 tami i don't remember but if you do a search....a bunch of people here say it.... nicklefucker minx.cc

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 12:39 PM (u8GsB)

839 I have some old school patches I made for the IDF and some other agencies, I have leftovers, so you guys that ordered patches will help me clear the shelves and I'll throw in some extras for you.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (x3YFz)

840 I have some old school patches I made for the IDF and some other agencies, I have leftovers, so you guys that ordered patches will help me clear the shelves and I'll throw in some extras for you.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (x3YFz)

841 "401 I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah, we're not going to be swapping spit in the shower just yet. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (9W+0f)

842 "401 I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah, we're not going to be swapping spit in the shower just yet. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (9W+0f)

843 Besides, even GWB had more than one press secretary. I remember two women, the first from Texas and the last, Dana. And it seems like a guy had the job for a while Karen Hughes, Tony Snow (RIP) and Dana Perino. Then that little Scotty worm, whatever his name was.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (oMKp3)

844 Besides, even GWB had more than one press secretary. I remember two women, the first from Texas and the last, Dana. And it seems like a guy had the job for a while Karen Hughes, Tony Snow (RIP) and Dana Perino. Then that little Scotty worm, whatever his name was.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (oMKp3)

845 Tangonine, will you bring yourself and some patches to the Colorado Morondezvous?

Posted by: Mindy invites you to the Colorado Morondezvous at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (16TAZ)

846 Tangonine, will you bring yourself and some patches to the Colorado Morondezvous?

Posted by: Mindy invites you to the Colorado Morondezvous at May 30, 2014 12:40 PM (16TAZ)

847 Ask customers if they are gay. If they say, yes, tell them you have to submit their name, address, telephone number, credit card and drivers license info to the state.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:41 PM (27cle)

848 Ask customers if they are gay. If they say, yes, tell them you have to submit their name, address, telephone number, credit card and drivers license info to the state.

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 12:41 PM (27cle)

849 411 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university? Federal prison hopefully. Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (qURnz) If Carney has any goods on anyone in the administration, then either a permanent vacation where he disappears into the horizon, or simply the morgue.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:41 PM (gmrH5)

850 411 Any guesses where Carney will end up? Media or university? Federal prison hopefully. Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (qURnz) If Carney has any goods on anyone in the administration, then either a permanent vacation where he disappears into the horizon, or simply the morgue.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 12:41 PM (gmrH5)

851 Karen Hughes, Tony Snow (RIP) and Dana Perino.

RINO cheerleaders. Yay!

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:42 PM (qURnz)

852 Karen Hughes, Tony Snow (RIP) and Dana Perino.

RINO cheerleaders. Yay!

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:42 PM (qURnz)

853 Posted by: Tami at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM

Yeah...I'm pretty sure that was MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:42 PM (zB+CQ)

854 Posted by: Tami at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM

Yeah...I'm pretty sure that was MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:42 PM (zB+CQ)

855 Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:42 PM (qURnz) I loved Tony Snow, big time.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (oMKp3)

856 Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 05:42 PM (qURnz) I loved Tony Snow, big time.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (oMKp3)

857 Family eats steak laced with LSD, comes home with new baby brother http://preview.tinyurl.com/q2ev432

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

858 Family eats steak laced with LSD, comes home with new baby brother http://preview.tinyurl.com/q2ev432

Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

859 Surprisingly, Harrison Ford's kids band is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (qDuQy)

860 Surprisingly, Harrison Ford's kids band is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (qDuQy)

861 Tony Snow (RIP) I loved Tony Snow. Why do the good ones have to die young and that witch Helen Thomas lasted forever...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (9+ccr)

862 Tony Snow (RIP) I loved Tony Snow. Why do the good ones have to die young and that witch Helen Thomas lasted forever...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (9+ccr)

863 "405 Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah.... but... MUMR??? too close to MumRa... Bad guy from the Thundercats.... LOL... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (84gbM)" No h8. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (9W+0f)

864 "405 Yeah MUMR is a squirelly little fucker, but he's our squirelly little fucker. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:30 PM (x3YFz)" I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me. I'll take it. :-) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9W+0f) Yeah.... but... MUMR??? too close to MumRa... Bad guy from the Thundercats.... LOL... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (84gbM)" No h8. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:43 PM (9W+0f)

865 i don't remember but if you do a search....a bunch of people here say it.... nicklefucker minx.cc Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:39 PM (u8GsB) I know they say it but I think Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing is the poster that sorta coined it. That's what I remember anyway....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:44 PM (v0/PR)

866 i don't remember but if you do a search....a bunch of people here say it.... nicklefucker minx.cc Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:39 PM (u8GsB) I know they say it but I think Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing is the poster that sorta coined it. That's what I remember anyway....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:44 PM (v0/PR)

867 I loved Tony Snow, big time.

Yeah me too, until he drank the Bushie koolaid. PeRINO is one of the many reason I refuse to watch FNC.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:44 PM (qURnz)

868 I loved Tony Snow, big time.

Yeah me too, until he drank the Bushie koolaid. PeRINO is one of the many reason I refuse to watch FNC.

Posted by: effit at May 30, 2014 12:44 PM (qURnz)

869 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (9W+0f) /looks at comment /looks at women Ok, women, this is where men and women differ. Men can go toe to toe, fight, cuss and whatnot at each other, but we have the ability to grow this little thing called begrudging respect. It's tentative, but we don't hold grudges. Women? Two of you fight? Some girl says your ass is fat? Over. Forever. Best friend punched me so hard once they said they heard the crack 30 feet away. I laughed at him, and he laughed at me, back to being best friends. It's what we do.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (x3YFz)

870 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (9W+0f) /looks at comment /looks at women Ok, women, this is where men and women differ. Men can go toe to toe, fight, cuss and whatnot at each other, but we have the ability to grow this little thing called begrudging respect. It's tentative, but we don't hold grudges. Women? Two of you fight? Some girl says your ass is fat? Over. Forever. Best friend punched me so hard once they said they heard the crack 30 feet away. I laughed at him, and he laughed at me, back to being best friends. It's what we do.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (x3YFz)

871 I loved Tony Snow as well, used to read his column.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (KU72u)

872 I loved Tony Snow as well, used to read his column.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (KU72u)

873 Yeah...I'm pretty sure that was MP4. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 05:42 PM (zB+CQ) Oh thank you! I was just going to look up a therapist...

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (v0/PR)

874 Yeah...I'm pretty sure that was MP4. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 05:42 PM (zB+CQ) Oh thank you! I was just going to look up a therapist...

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (v0/PR)

875 >>I loved Tony Snow, big time. Me, too. He was such a genuinely good guy. And he required that GWB include him in a lot of meetings that the WH spokesperson wouldn't normally attend specifically so that he wouldn't have to say "I'll get back you" so much. Unlike Carney, who drops variations of "I don't know" at every opportunity to shut down uncomfortable or inconvenient questions.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (xsM/y)

876 >>I loved Tony Snow, big time. Me, too. He was such a genuinely good guy. And he required that GWB include him in a lot of meetings that the WH spokesperson wouldn't normally attend specifically so that he wouldn't have to say "I'll get back you" so much. Unlike Carney, who drops variations of "I don't know" at every opportunity to shut down uncomfortable or inconvenient questions.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 12:45 PM (xsM/y)

877 I loved Tony Snow, big time. Me, too. He was such a genuinely good guy. And he required that GWB include him in a lot of meetings that the WH spokesperson wouldn't normally attend specifically so that he wouldn't have to say "I'll get back you" so much. Unlike Carney, who drops variations of "I don't know" at every opportunity to shut down uncomfortable or inconvenient questions. Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 05:45 PM (xsM/y) he was a caring man. Good people. You knew it as soon as he spoke. You can't hide character, good or bad.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:47 PM (x3YFz)

878 I loved Tony Snow, big time. Me, too. He was such a genuinely good guy. And he required that GWB include him in a lot of meetings that the WH spokesperson wouldn't normally attend specifically so that he wouldn't have to say "I'll get back you" so much. Unlike Carney, who drops variations of "I don't know" at every opportunity to shut down uncomfortable or inconvenient questions. Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2014 05:45 PM (xsM/y) he was a caring man. Good people. You knew it as soon as he spoke. You can't hide character, good or bad.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:47 PM (x3YFz)

879 I saw White Privilege open for Amber Alert at Namblapalooza.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:48 PM (mizYg)

880 I saw White Privilege open for Amber Alert at Namblapalooza.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:48 PM (mizYg)

881 "410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo)" It was like that in the Soviet Union too. The Nomenklatura was diversity challenged. Despite the 'Stans.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:48 PM (9W+0f)

882 "410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo)" It was like that in the Soviet Union too. The Nomenklatura was diversity challenged. Despite the 'Stans.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:48 PM (9W+0f)

883 Crap music. oh my wait til he hits puberty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (IXrOn)

884 Crap music. oh my wait til he hits puberty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (IXrOn)

885 I haven't read all the comments, but just in case no one has said it yet...


Carney is out?!  Carney...is out?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (zB+CQ)

886 I haven't read all the comments, but just in case no one has said it yet...


Carney is out?!  Carney...is out?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (zB+CQ)

887 Jay Carney Resigns Too late. He's made himself look like a groveling idiot, and that's what he's going to be remembered as.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (vd7A8)

888 Jay Carney Resigns Too late. He's made himself look like a groveling idiot, and that's what he's going to be remembered as.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (vd7A8)

889 I can't believe all of you mocking these young musicians. It's like Nuremburg all over again.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (Ua6T/)

890 I can't believe all of you mocking these young musicians. It's like Nuremburg all over again.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 12:49 PM (Ua6T/)

891 Sven, He's going deep cover south of the border. Juan Carne Asada.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (qQV2Q)

892 Sven, He's going deep cover south of the border. Juan Carne Asada.

Posted by: seamrog at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (qQV2Q)

893 Yeah, that's fucking awful.  Just my formerly semi-professional opinion.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (6bOO8)

894 Yeah, that's fucking awful.  Just my formerly semi-professional opinion.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (6bOO8)

895 People keep retweeting that picture of Obama and Carney hugging and it is making me sick.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (zqvg6)

896 People keep retweeting that picture of Obama and Carney hugging and it is making me sick.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (zqvg6)

897 >>I saw White Privilege open for Amber Alert at Namblapalooza. Hey, were you the cutie in the Hello Kitty cropped T and Catholic school uniform skirt? Text me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (xsM/y)

898 >>I saw White Privilege open for Amber Alert at Namblapalooza. Hey, were you the cutie in the Hello Kitty cropped T and Catholic school uniform skirt? Text me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 30, 2014 12:50 PM (xsM/y)

899 Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 05:49 PM (Ua6T/)

Sweetie, life is hard.  It's even harder when you're stupid.

Posted by: John Wayne at May 30, 2014 12:51 PM (3W1WP)

900 Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 05:49 PM (Ua6T/)

Sweetie, life is hard.  It's even harder when you're stupid.

Posted by: John Wayne at May 30, 2014 12:51 PM (3W1WP)

901 "415 410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo) where is the appeal to the lgbtq community? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM (u8GsB)" Carney's managing the band now. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:51 PM (9W+0f)

902 "415 410 Like everything else liberal elite, that video is 100% lily white. Lots of males too. Where's the diversity???!!!!?! The heart weeps. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 30, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo) where is the appeal to the lgbtq community? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM (u8GsB)" Carney's managing the band now. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:51 PM (9W+0f)

903 Surprisingly, Harrison Ford's kids band is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 30, 2014 05:43 PM (qDuQy)


Entertainers produce entertainers.  Hacks produce hacks.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:52 PM (6bOO8)

904 Surprisingly, Harrison Ford's kids band is actually pretty good.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 30, 2014 05:43 PM (qDuQy)


Entertainers produce entertainers.  Hacks produce hacks.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:52 PM (6bOO8)

905 Wow, I guess Carney actually has a shred more self respect than Psaki.

Posted by: NYC Parent at May 30, 2014 12:52 PM (HEo6y)

906 Wow, I guess Carney actually has a shred more self respect than Psaki.

Posted by: NYC Parent at May 30, 2014 12:52 PM (HEo6y)

907 >>> Sweetie, life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. WAR CRIMINAL!!!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (Ua6T/)

908 >>> Sweetie, life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. WAR CRIMINAL!!!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (Ua6T/)

909 Those boys will be embarrassed by that video in a few years.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (KU72u)

910 Those boys will be embarrassed by that video in a few years.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (KU72u)

911 where is the appeal to the lgbtq community?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM


I believe the AoSHQ Style Manual(TM) requires that that be 'LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ'

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (zB+CQ)

912 where is the appeal to the lgbtq community?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM


I believe the AoSHQ Style Manual(TM) requires that that be 'LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ'

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (zB+CQ)

913 Carney will replace David Gregory on MTP. They're just waiting to see if Gregory can be declared mentally incapable of continuing his duties so that they don't have to buy out his contract.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (29vnO)

914 Carney will replace David Gregory on MTP. They're just waiting to see if Gregory can be declared mentally incapable of continuing his duties so that they don't have to buy out his contract.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 30, 2014 12:53 PM (29vnO)

915 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (x3YFz)


T9, if there are any left, post the URL again, so I can order a few.  Thanks!


Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (6bOO8)

916 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (x3YFz)


T9, if there are any left, post the URL again, so I can order a few.  Thanks!


Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (6bOO8)

917 Carney can now go back to his original job letting a cigarette droop from his mouth as he tries to lure rubes to the crooked ring-toss game at the Lower Mulchport County Fair.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (mizYg)

918 Carney can now go back to his original job letting a cigarette droop from his mouth as he tries to lure rubes to the crooked ring-toss game at the Lower Mulchport County Fair.

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (mizYg)

919 Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (3W1WP)

920 Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at May 30, 2014 12:54 PM (3W1WP)

921 Those boys will be embarrassed by that video in a few years.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 05:53 PM


Like the post from FB says, I'm glad I did all my stupid shit before cell phone cameras and Facebook.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (zB+CQ)

922 Those boys will be embarrassed by that video in a few years.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 30, 2014 05:53 PM


Like the post from FB says, I'm glad I did all my stupid shit before cell phone cameras and Facebook.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (zB+CQ)

923 Gwyneth Paltrow: being a successful rich actress is just like war. Because h8ers. If she mattered, I'd shred her, but, eh. Ignorant, stupid and lazy is no way to go through life girl.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (x3YFz)

924 Gwyneth Paltrow: being a successful rich actress is just like war. Because h8ers. If she mattered, I'd shred her, but, eh. Ignorant, stupid and lazy is no way to go through life girl.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (x3YFz)

925 "416 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Malor unavailable for comment. Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM (MMC8r)" But if he were, he probably wouldn't be in favor of it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (9W+0f)

926 "416 OT: Baker who didn't want to bake cake for gay wedding "must now report quarterly on whether he is serving same-sex customers, among other conditions." Malor unavailable for comment. Posted by: --- at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM (MMC8r)" But if he were, he probably wouldn't be in favor of it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 12:55 PM (9W+0f)

927 I am sorry to see him go. I loved his father on the Honeymooners. You will missed and may President Obama's achievements go with you to next job.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 12:57 PM (hP/Mt)

928 I am sorry to see him go. I loved his father on the Honeymooners. You will missed and may President Obama's achievements go with you to next job.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 12:57 PM (hP/Mt)

929 'Goin' away parti, bois! Blo9wjobs for every manjack o' ye!'
-long jon ubama

Posted by: Erowmero at May 30, 2014 12:57 PM (go5uR)

930 'Goin' away parti, bois! Blo9wjobs for every manjack o' ye!'
-long jon ubama

Posted by: Erowmero at May 30, 2014 12:57 PM (go5uR)

931 You will missed and may President Obama's achievements go with you to next job. Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 05:57 PM (hP/Mt) Jesus. That's a helluva curse. "may the fleas of a thousand camels..." type curse.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (x3YFz)

932 You will missed and may President Obama's achievements go with you to next job. Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 05:57 PM (hP/Mt) Jesus. That's a helluva curse. "may the fleas of a thousand camels..." type curse.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (x3YFz)

933 456 where is the appeal to the lgbtq community? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM I believe the AoSHQ Style Manual(TM) requires that that be 'LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ' Posted by: RedMindBlueState No no no, there are three Q's (Queer, Questioning, Queens), and they're all in a row: LGBTQQQOMGWTFBB

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (mizYg)

934 456 where is the appeal to the lgbtq community? Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2014 05:37 PM I believe the AoSHQ Style Manual(TM) requires that that be 'LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ' Posted by: RedMindBlueState No no no, there are three Q's (Queer, Questioning, Queens), and they're all in a row: LGBTQQQOMGWTFBB

Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (mizYg)

935 He had a hard time dealing with Bush's lies blowing up in the face of our black president. I feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (hP/Mt)

936 He had a hard time dealing with Bush's lies blowing up in the face of our black president. I feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (hP/Mt)

937

Newbies need to stfu and quit acting like they're the censors around here.

You're guests here at Ace's place and you need to start acting like it

Find the defect that fuels your obsession with othering people

Posted by: MAx at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (b7yum)

938

Newbies need to stfu and quit acting like they're the censors around here.

You're guests here at Ace's place and you need to start acting like it

Find the defect that fuels your obsession with othering people

Posted by: MAx at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (b7yum)

939 Nood.  Let the stampede begin.  Someone get Willow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (3W1WP)

940 Nood.  Let the stampede begin.  Someone get Willow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (3W1WP)

941 I'm waiting until this thread dies and posting " You know he's lying , right ? "

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (XWw96)

942 I'm waiting until this thread dies and posting " You know he's lying , right ? "

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2014 12:59 PM (XWw96)

943 Those are some spoiled little kids.  Who knew being Preznit's spokescarney paid so well that he could buy the kid a Gibson and a music video?

Posted by: Sphynx at May 30, 2014 01:00 PM (OZmbA)

944 Those are some spoiled little kids.  Who knew being Preznit's spokescarney paid so well that he could buy the kid a Gibson and a music video?

Posted by: Sphynx at May 30, 2014 01:00 PM (OZmbA)

945 Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 05:58 PM

Damn...how did I miss that? 

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 01:00 PM (zB+CQ)

946 Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2014 05:58 PM

Damn...how did I miss that? 

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2014 01:00 PM (zB+CQ)

947 "435 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (9W+0f) /looks at comment /looks at women Ok, women, this is where men and women differ. Men can go toe to toe, fight, cuss and whatnot at each other, but we have the ability to grow this little thing called begrudging respect. It's tentative, but we don't hold grudges. Women? Two of you fight? Some girl says your ass is fat? Over. Forever. Best friend punched me so hard once they said they heard the crack 30 feet away. I laughed at him, and he laughed at me, back to being best friends. It's what we do. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:45 PM (x3YFz)" Men have value to men. And women have value to men. And men have value to women. But women don't really have value to women. To women, other women are mostly competition.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 01:03 PM (9W+0f)

948 "435 Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)" Not a problem. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 05:40 PM (9W+0f) /looks at comment /looks at women Ok, women, this is where men and women differ. Men can go toe to toe, fight, cuss and whatnot at each other, but we have the ability to grow this little thing called begrudging respect. It's tentative, but we don't hold grudges. Women? Two of you fight? Some girl says your ass is fat? Over. Forever. Best friend punched me so hard once they said they heard the crack 30 feet away. I laughed at him, and he laughed at me, back to being best friends. It's what we do. Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2014 05:45 PM (x3YFz)" Men have value to men. And women have value to men. And men have value to women. But women don't really have value to women. To women, other women are mostly competition.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 01:03 PM (9W+0f)

949 Newbies need to stfu and quit acting like they're the censors around here. You're guests here at Ace's place and you need to start acting like it Find the defect that fuels your obsession with othering people Posted by: MAx at May 30, 2014 05:59 PM (b7yum) ******* May I ask who you are referring to?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 01:03 PM (ojnk6)

950 Newbies need to stfu and quit acting like they're the censors around here. You're guests here at Ace's place and you need to start acting like it Find the defect that fuels your obsession with othering people Posted by: MAx at May 30, 2014 05:59 PM (b7yum) ******* May I ask who you are referring to?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 30, 2014 01:03 PM (ojnk6)

951 "442 Crap music. oh my wait til he hits puberty Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2014 05:49 PM (IXrOn)" Have you seen his father? Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 01:06 PM (9W+0f)

952 "442 Crap music. oh my wait til he hits puberty Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2014 05:49 PM (IXrOn)" Have you seen his father? Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2014 01:06 PM (9W+0f)

953 The Princelings are covering Neil Young's "Why do I keep fucking up?" as a tribute to Obama.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 30, 2014 01:07 PM (GB3cB)

954 The Princelings are covering Neil Young's "Why do I keep fucking up?" as a tribute to Obama.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 30, 2014 01:07 PM (GB3cB)

955 I've been to paradise but I've never been to me... That always cracks me up!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 01:11 PM (27cle)

956 I've been to paradise but I've never been to me... That always cracks me up!

Posted by: Pug O'Mine at May 30, 2014 01:11 PM (27cle)

957 426. You're right, Tony Snow. my bad so was TX McClellan chief of staff? whatever it was, he proved a disgrace.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 01:27 PM (gmrH5)

958 426. You're right, Tony Snow. my bad so was TX McClellan chief of staff? whatever it was, he proved a disgrace.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 30, 2014 01:27 PM (gmrH5)

959 There's a klezmer death metal band out of Brookyn NY. Unfortunately I can't remember its name. Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 04:25 PM (6Q9g2) I think that was Billy and the Boingers.

Posted by: Bill H at May 30, 2014 01:32 PM (3sZO1)

960 There's a klezmer death metal band out of Brookyn NY. Unfortunately I can't remember its name. Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2014 04:25 PM (6Q9g2) I think that was Billy and the Boingers.

Posted by: Bill H at May 30, 2014 01:32 PM (3sZO1)

961 I like these kids. Can I sign them to my lable? And by signing to my label I mean spend the night at my ranch.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 30, 2014 01:34 PM (NcF9Z)

962 I like these kids. Can I sign them to my lable? And by signing to my label I mean spend the night at my ranch.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 30, 2014 01:34 PM (NcF9Z)

963 Someone on a morning thread a few months ago went into a beautiful rant against the obamanites. The term was used as an expletive. It stuck. I think it might have been Mary Poppins, but I'm not sure. Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (oMKp3) Yah- MP3, Grammie.

Posted by: Bill H at May 30, 2014 01:39 PM (3sZO1)

964 Someone on a morning thread a few months ago went into a beautiful rant against the obamanites. The term was used as an expletive. It stuck. I think it might have been Mary Poppins, but I'm not sure. Posted by: grammie winger at May 30, 2014 04:38 PM (oMKp3) Yah- MP3, Grammie.

Posted by: Bill H at May 30, 2014 01:39 PM (3sZO1)

965 Sadly, these kids will be bigger than Beiber. Seriously. New Kids on the Block big.

Posted by: simplemind at May 30, 2014 02:03 PM (hTeQK)

966 Sadly, these kids will be bigger than Beiber. Seriously. New Kids on the Block big.

Posted by: simplemind at May 30, 2014 02:03 PM (hTeQK)

967 This video features children eating large amounts of junk food and skateboarding and biking without proper safety equipment such as helmets and knee pads (which they could have borrowed from any Obama staffer.) I am appalled. This video should be banned or, at the very least, contain a trigger warning. For the children.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 30, 2014 02:14 PM (MSrqi)

968 This video features children eating large amounts of junk food and skateboarding and biking without proper safety equipment such as helmets and knee pads (which they could have borrowed from any Obama staffer.) I am appalled. This video should be banned or, at the very least, contain a trigger warning. For the children.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 30, 2014 02:14 PM (MSrqi)

969 Obama should have blamed this video for Benghazi. That would have been a more plausible explanation, at least.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 30, 2014 02:17 PM (MSrqi)

970 Obama should have blamed this video for Benghazi. That would have been a more plausible explanation, at least.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 30, 2014 02:17 PM (MSrqi)

971 I'd love to have these guys in my next movie. Can they come by my house for an audition?

Posted by: Bryan Singer at May 30, 2014 02:20 PM (MSrqi)

972 I'd love to have these guys in my next movie. Can they come by my house for an audition?

Posted by: Bryan Singer at May 30, 2014 02:20 PM (MSrqi)

973 It gets worse, listen to their rendition of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"....

Posted by: cheshirecat at May 30, 2014 03:01 PM (YUl52)

974 It gets worse, listen to their rendition of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"....

Posted by: cheshirecat at May 30, 2014 03:01 PM (YUl52)

975 Dang, I'm gonna miss Opie. His 8-dimensional explanations of why the Barry Administration screwed up this or that may become famous one day.

Which isn't necessarily a good thing.

Posted by: dissent555 at May 30, 2014 03:33 PM (yR6A1)

976 Dang, I'm gonna miss Opie. His 8-dimensional explanations of why the Barry Administration screwed up this or that may become famous one day.

Which isn't necessarily a good thing.

Posted by: dissent555 at May 30, 2014 03:33 PM (yR6A1)

977 One Night Only! Live at The Aragon Ballroom! Jay Carney and the PegBoys with Special Guest: Field of Strawmen

Posted by: -Shawn- at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (wIy4G)

978 One Night Only! Live at The Aragon Ballroom! Jay Carney and the PegBoys with Special Guest: Field of Strawmen

Posted by: -Shawn- at May 30, 2014 05:35 PM (wIy4G)

979 Maybe the band has a  position open for Obama?  Do nothing and make a lot of noise, yea. He's qualified. 

Posted by: burt at May 31, 2014 06:01 AM (yp2Xd)

980 Maybe the band has a  position open for Obama?  Do nothing and make a lot of noise, yea. He's qualified. 

Posted by: burt at May 31, 2014 06:01 AM (yp2Xd)

981 What if due to all the late nights and Jay's lack-love, young Hugo Carney grows wildly rebellious and changes the name of the band to Q.U.E.E.F. In a desperate bid to bring his son back from the edge, Carney gets now pubescent, drug addicted Hugo and band mates a primo gig at the White House. They open with an unplanned number 'Russian Bitch' to an audience which includes Vladimir Putin in a desperate bid to bring Russia back into the international community with hot dogs and Hugo's performance punk/metal phase AWKWARD.

Posted by: Sir Thomas Tutone at May 31, 2014 06:48 AM (O0R6V)

982 What if due to all the late nights and Jay's lack-love, young Hugo Carney grows wildly rebellious and changes the name of the band to Q.U.E.E.F. In a desperate bid to bring his son back from the edge, Carney gets now pubescent, drug addicted Hugo and band mates a primo gig at the White House. They open with an unplanned number 'Russian Bitch' to an audience which includes Vladimir Putin in a desperate bid to bring Russia back into the international community with hot dogs and Hugo's performance punk/metal phase AWKWARD.

Posted by: Sir Thomas Tutone at May 31, 2014 06:48 AM (O0R6V)

983 Jimmy Savale & Gary Glitter are fighting over them

Posted by: Cabover at May 31, 2014 11:41 AM (cqD9g)

984 Jimmy Savale & Gary Glitter are fighting over them

Posted by: Cabover at May 31, 2014 11:41 AM (cqD9g)

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