May 29, 2013

Jay Carney: Eric Holder Didn't Lie, & of Course I'll Just Refer You to the Justice Department (Which Eric Holder Heads); Also, the White House is Completely "Satisfied" with IRS Candor on Scandals
— Ace

Carney pronounces the White House "satisfied" completely with the IRS' "responsiveness" to inquires about the scandals.

Of course they're satisfied. They're not snitching. Mobsters don't mind if you take a pinch, they just don't want you to rat out the higher-ups when you're caught.

Note that the White House could have criticized the IRS officials for their lack of candor, and thus lobbed a shot across their collective bow, urging them towards greater honesty.

They chose not to, but instead to laud them for their parsimony with the truth. This is not an accident.

This is the White House giving Douglas Schulman, Steve Miller, and Lois Lerner the Across-the-Room Air High Five.

That video below, plus Carney referring a report to the Justice Department for an opinion as to whether the head of the Justice Department lied under oath.

Update: The AP will also not attend Eric Holder's Secret Briefing on Government Openness. Via Politico:

"We believe the meeting should be on the record and we have said that to the Attorney General’s office. If it is on the record, AP Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll will attend. If it is not on the record, AP will not attend and instead will offer our views on how the regulations should be updated in an open letter," AP spokesperson Erin Madigan said in a statement sent to POLITICO. "We would expect AP attorneys to be included in any planned meetings between the Attorney General’s office and media lawyers on the legal specifics."

Posted by: Ace at 01:55 PM | Comments (219)
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1 Wow. The sheer balls on these liars.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 29, 2013 01:57 PM (/tc03)

2 If I get one more bit of SHOCKING news, I might as well be the Bride of Frankenstein ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 29, 2013 01:58 PM (Jv4FA)

3 2 If I get one more bit of SHOCKING news, I might as well be the Bride of Frankenstein ... Posted by: Adriane ... at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (Jv4FA) Or the Bride of Cloggenstein. Anyway, Carney is just a detestable little worm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 02:00 PM (+98Gb)

4 Just between you and me, I lied my ass off. Lets keep that on the down low.

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 29, 2013 02:00 PM (3+QKS)

5 CONFLATERER!!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 02:00 PM (Wl/Ht)

6 geez pull it together dude

Posted by: Bagdad bob at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (fJS4a)

7 How much would it cost for a full page ad in the WaPo that just said... Shut Up. Nobody Believes You. With a pic of JC of course.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (ZshNr)

8 They are absolutely without shame.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (9XBK2)

9 off sock

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (fJS4a)

10 I can't listen to the clips. Just poured a drink and I don't want to spew it in rage.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (4Mv1T)

11 After an exhaustive investigation I have determined that I did not do that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2013 02:01 PM (VvK5F)

12 Suckers. Of. Cock.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (GEICT)

13 What do they care? They will all get pardons and six figure book deals.

Posted by: red guy at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (lxZ7A)

14 We're gonna have to build more Federal prisons to hold this crew before its all over.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (/gHaE)

15 So, Ray Charles is teaching stevie wonder to drive.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (XIxXP)

16 They're more funny than enraging. He's just squrmy.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (ZshNr)

17

We are seeing the outcome of our messing about with the Checks and Balances the Founders tried to put into the Constitution...

 

You now see the stupidity of what Congress and the Courts have wrought... where only the Federal Government can reign in the Power of the Federal Government... and only the Administration can Police itself.

 

Add in Federal Employee Unions, effectively using the Tax dollars we spend to support bosses who will then pay them more???

 

Add in an out of control Bureaucracy where even the Administration itself cannot FIRE people...

 

And we have a Government that is out of control, is NOT accountable to the People... and thus does not Govern with the Consent of the People...

 

Which reminds me of a document.... hmmm... how does that go???  When in the course of Human Events...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (lZBBB)

18 And the thing is, LIVs will take their lies as truth and hold it up as a supposed rebuttal to 'far right tea bagger witch hunts.' Truth To Power indeed.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (Wl/Ht)

19

Parsimony, Sage.  Rosemary and Thyme...

Posted by: Naked Art Garfunkel at May 29, 2013 02:02 PM (PVesn)

20 They're more funny than enraging. He's just squrmy. Posted by: lincolntf at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (ZshNr) Just think. He'll be like Dana perino one day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:03 PM (XIxXP)

21 I hope one day, Jay Carney looks in his mirror as he's shaving and it explodes. 

What a fucking, willful liar. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:04 PM (lVPtV)

22 >>>15 So, Ray Charles is teaching stevie wonder to drive. At night. In the rain. Without headlights. On flat tires. In oncoming traffic. At rush hour. In LA.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 02:04 PM (4Mv1T)

23 What do they care? They will all get pardons
and six figure book deals.

Posted by: red guy at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (lxZ7A)


"Lower level rogue" DOJ officials are already programming the auto-pen for the pardons.  The problem they face is that they keep running out of disk space for the names of the Obama administration criminals!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 29, 2013 02:04 PM (Cnqmv)

24 19 Parsimony, Sage. Rosemary and Thyme... Posted by: Naked Art Garfunkel at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (PVesn) Lol!

Posted by: Elizabethe at May 29, 2013 02:04 PM (qPCAa)

25 []Just think. He'll be like Dana perino one day.

They both have female genitalia?

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 02:04 PM (6TB1Z)

26

2 If I get one more bit of SHOCKING news, I might as well be the Bride of Frankenstein ...

 


Posted by: Adriane ... at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (Jv4FA)

 

 

Are you the blonde? or the one in the Turban?

Posted by: Its EYE-Gore at May 29, 2013 02:05 PM (lZBBB)

27 ...Never thought I'd miss Gibbsy.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at May 29, 2013 02:05 PM (Aznpd)

28 Just think. He'll be like Dana perino one day. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (XIxXP) A woman?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:05 PM (GEICT)

29 So Holder wasn't involved in, or had heard of heard of, a potential investigation into anyone including Rosen, yet he was investigated. Is Carney saying Rosen isn't a person? Is he possibly an alien sent here to steal our North Korea secrets?

The plot thickens.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 29, 2013 02:05 PM (3+QKS)

30 There's not a big enough bus for these lying, posturing bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:06 PM (lVPtV)

31 The problem they face is that they keep running out of disk space for the names of the Obama administration criminals! Posted by: Weimar Republican They borrowed the Fed's printer so...no problemo

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 29, 2013 02:06 PM (MhA4j)

32 Remember Tony Snow? That was a press secretary.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:06 PM (XIxXP)

33 I'm pretty sure Holder knows where Barky's college transcripts are hidden.  He won't go under the bus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:07 PM (lVPtV)

34

It is a defect of the liberal mind, and you see this with liberal lawyers...they think that your job is to convince them that they did something wrong.  Um, no, we just have to prove to other people that they did something wrong.  Fine, Don Obamaleon will not admit guilt and refuses to be convinced that his minions did anything wrong.

So what?  This is war.  The preexisting armistice (or preemptive surrender, thanks to McCain) should no longer be respected by the GOP.  From the head of the fish to its rotten asshole, this adminstration is thug-life through and through.  Issa better start hiring some JDs and some PI's and some PR flacks because shit is real.

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at May 29, 2013 02:07 PM (QxSug)

35 Most transparent administration evah!

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2013 02:07 PM (c8bG0)

36 Really? You press corps pussies are gonna take that shit?

Posted by: Zombie Sam Donaldson at May 29, 2013 02:08 PM (i7B17)

37 32 Remember Tony Snow? That was a press secretary.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (XIxXP




^^^^THIS^^^^ class, through and through.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:08 PM (lVPtV)

38 ^^^^THIS^^^^ class, through and through. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (lVPtV) I think Jesus called him in early cause he needed a press secretary.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:09 PM (XIxXP)

39 30 There's not a big enough bus for these lying, posturing bastards. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (lVPtV) Should I make up some new verses?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:09 PM (GEICT)

40 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 29, 2013 02:09 PM (kFnmp)

41

28 Just think. He'll be like Dana perino one day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (XIxXP)

A hot spinner? They can work that out in federal prison...

 

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 29, 2013 02:10 PM (0tHG6)

42 It is truly maddening how these reporters simply nod their heads in unison with Carney's b.s.  No set of "journalists" has ever been more in the bag for a president and his administration.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 29, 2013 02:12 PM (kFnmp)

43 jay Carney is ugly... i was spokesmodel at 11 for major Shampoo

Posted by: Amanda Bynes at May 29, 2013 02:12 PM (Ks4nX)

44 White House Spin Machine: Last week.....Unacceptable! This week....Let the healing begin. Next week....This is all ancient history!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 29, 2013 02:13 PM (eyJh9)

45 They certainly seem vulnerable to charges of incoherence and dishonesty.

Only if we had some kind of push to hold the administration responsible for its actions and inaction. Some kind of movement, if you will, that would ask the American people if they are satisfied with this corruption and contempt for the Republic by the adminstration.

It would have to be massive. Something on the order of a Presidential Campaign...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 02:13 PM (dwArK)

46 Remember Tony Snow? That was a press secretary.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (XIxXP)


... and a gentleman in every sense of the word!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 29, 2013 02:13 PM (Cnqmv)

47 Yes, more transparency. The most transparently criminal regime in our history.

Posted by: real joe at May 29, 2013 02:14 PM (3xItt)

48 In fairness, AG Holder's only crime is violating U.S. law...

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 29, 2013 02:14 PM (kFnmp)

49 8 They are absolutely without shame.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2)


They are because they know they can get away with it. They are justifiably confident that the media will ultimately cover for ,minimize any damage and assist them in their actions.

This is the mortal danger of having a media overwhelmingly populated and dominated by "journalists" of one ideological and political thought because  those in power are continually emboldened to pursue tyrannical designs as they know they are essentially unchecked.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at May 29, 2013 02:15 PM (jfWE9)

50 And for your listening pleasure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYqllpnyWrY

The Stranglers - Nice and Sleazy

Posted by: Dang at May 29, 2013 02:15 PM (Hx2XA)

51 We are satisfied that we are a bunch of crooks.

Posted by: Prez'nit Milhous at May 29, 2013 02:16 PM (vbh31)

52 Jay Carney speaks for himself. His views do not reflect mine.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, BA, JD, C-in-C, BFD at May 29, 2013 02:16 PM (VkWRk)

53 Still surprised nobody has talked about the most important news of the day: the JCP billboard that the twittiocracy thinks looks like Hitler.

Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2013 02:17 PM (PqP1x)

54 I wonder if the media will allow them to get away with this also?


As soon as i Knew fast and furious was being done to help us with gun control as SOOn as i knew, i stopped it.

As soon as i knew of IRS being used in our behalf I stopped it!

As soon as i knew Journalists that Looked sideways at us  got  investigated by every govt agency possible just like Joe T Plumber I stopped it!

As soon as we knew our Ambassador and Staff  were being  threatened , I stopped

( all ability of our forces) to save them .

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

55 39 30 There's not a big enough bus for these lying, posturing bastards. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (lVPtV) Should I make up some new verses? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT) The president on the bus says, I read it in the papers, just like you, just like you. The press secy on the bus says we are satisfied we are satisfied we are satisfied The attorney general on the bus says, I have regrets, I have regrets, I have regrets The reporters on the bus say, thank you sir, I'll have another, I'll have another, All through the town!!!!

Posted by: Elizabethe at May 29, 2013 02:17 PM (qPCAa)

56

In fairness, AG Holder's only crime is violating U.S. law...

 

 

Why should he go to prison for a crime that we noticed?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at May 29, 2013 02:17 PM (PVesn)

57

All we get are lies, lies lies. Yeah.

Posted by: Thompson Twins at May 29, 2013 02:18 PM (Ks4nX)

58 @49 That so many are totally fine with unchecked power in government, as long as those wielding said power believe the "correct " ideas.....terrifies me greatly.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at May 29, 2013 02:18 PM (Aznpd)

59 He'll be like Dana perino one day. Wearing a little black dress while sitting in the leg chair on Red Eye? /pours brain bleach

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (hwWP+)

60 Look, I said i'm sorry wingnuts,  now shut up.

who cares anyway.

Posted by: willow-channeling the administration at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (nqBYe)

61

White House Spin Machine:

 

Which, at this point, is starting to resemble the YouToob videos   from the guys that put a washing machine on a pallet, hook it up and put a    weight in it just to watch it self-destruct.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (0HooB)

62 "Eric Holder Didn't Lie, & of Course I'll Just Refer You to the Justice Department (Which Eric Holder Heads)"

This self-investigatory situation also came up during Watergate.

I recall an old _National Lampoon_ news section article about then-FBI Director L.Patrick Gray, who had ended up investigating himself and his own bureau.

The NatLam stuck a speech balloon on Gray's photo, saying, "All right, this is the FBI! I know I'm in here! If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!"

Note to modern GOP: draw Watergate parallels with Obama. At every opportunity. Loudly. Consistently. And when Democrats attempt to refute those parallels, scream "Stonewalling! Coverup!" Turnabout is fair play, and so is the aggressive exploitation of enemies' mistakes.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (gqT4g)

63 Still surprised nobody has talked about the most important news of the day: the JCP billboard that the twittiocracy thinks looks like Hitler. Posted by: CAC

LOLZ.

Posted by: Dang at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (Hx2XA)

64 Carney is a snake oil salesman. His product is prepackaged and fake. He tap dances like a vaudevillian. What's he supposed to say? "Sorry guys, I work for a bunch of commie lyin ass crooks." Nope, he dances and does it well. Doesn't mean he should not swing by the neck for treason. They are all treasonous cork suckers. All of them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (XIxXP)

65 Let me point out the update.

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Update Pointer-Outer at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (LCRYB)

66 57 All we get are lies, lies lies. Yeah. Posted by: Thompson Twins at May 29, 2013 07:18 PM (Ks4nX) And at the end of the day, they're just words, and what are words for, when no one listens anymore?

Posted by: Missing Persons at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (PqP1x)

67 Elizabethe, perfect!

Posted by: willow-channeling the administration at May 29, 2013 02:19 PM (nqBYe)

68

I don't have words anymore for the sheer level of dishonest ineptitude they display. It boggles the mind. All is good, we've looked into this ourselves and found ourselves to be just fucking awesome. But just to make sure you know how awesome we are. We're gonna double check our performance!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 29, 2013 02:20 PM (/tc03)

69 Vroooom! Vrrrroooooooooom! Vrrrrrooooooooooom!!!

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at May 29, 2013 02:20 PM (vbh31)

70 Jay Carney is a young man. Some day he will be ashamed of himself. That shame will stay with him to his grave.

Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 02:20 PM (VIaw0)

71 ace, well maybe even they get tired of smoke being blown up their azz's.

it's alright if they all do it to us lowly citizens , But themselves ! ,"how dare they".

Posted by: willow-channeling the administration at May 29, 2013 02:21 PM (nqBYe)

72 Jay Carney is a young man. Some day he will be ashamed of himself. That shame will stay with him to his grave. Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (VIaw0) He'll keep his shame in a designer attache case in hell.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:22 PM (XIxXP)

73 Somebody accused me of being a partisan for saying we need to go after Barky himself.

Let me explain: if you don't he will pardon any of his sycophants convicted of wrong doing and the next progressive asshole president will be even more of a tyrant - since he will see that nothing was done to this one. Do you really want zombie Joe Stalin running our government?
 

Posted by: [/i] An Observation at May 29, 2013 02:22 PM (ylhEn)

74 These folks wear me out.

which might be their intention

chaos. every.week, week. after.week.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:23 PM (nqBYe)

75 Such fucking fucks they all are. So a storm justrolled through and knocked the power out while I was making dinner. Nice timing.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 02:23 PM (1EJ2w)

76 I have a cop buddy who arrested a burglar he caught climbing out of someone's bedroom window.  At his trial the guy claimed it was a case of mistaken identity.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 29, 2013 02:23 PM (5fSr7)

77 Let me point out the update.

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Update Pointer-Outer


Rick Tempest don't do no pointin'.

Rick Tempest merely thrusts his hips and everyone gets the point.

Posted by: Rick Tempest's factotum [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 02:24 PM (dwArK)

78 65 Let me point out the update. Posted by: Rick Tempest, Update Pointer-Outer at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (LCRYB) Dance faster Carney, dance faster!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:24 PM (GEICT)

79

Didn't the IRSS pretty much admit to their malfeasance and apologize for it?

 

That's what they're satisfied with?

 

Aaaaaallllll  Righty Then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 02:24 PM (0HooB)

80 how about this crazy idea, have Holder conduct a round table on tv with these PR flacks?

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at May 29, 2013 02:24 PM (QxSug)

81 Hmmm. I can't find second gear.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at May 29, 2013 02:24 PM (vbh31)

82 Why should he go to prison for a crime that we noticed?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at May 29, 2013 07:17 PM (PVesn)



The worst part of all this is that the current set of crimes are just the illegal felonious actions we know about, in spite of the media safeguards against presenting any truth whatsoever about Obama's regime!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 29, 2013 02:25 PM (Cnqmv)

83 (dwArK) Is a dwark a kind of short, hairy dork with an affinity for mining?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2013 02:25 PM (hwWP+)

84 Rick Tempest? That's not a name, it's a major appliance!

Posted by: Duckie at May 29, 2013 02:25 PM (Ks4nX)

85 You know what the ploy is here, right? NYT and AP take a 'stand' over this absurd off-the-record freedom of the press conference. The administration caves and has the meeting open door, Holder shows some remorse over trying to make it closed door, everyone is happy. Scandalpalooza over.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 29, 2013 02:26 PM (hpYnL)

86 You see, I see Obama as a blank slate on which I can paint all his criminal enterprises and plaster it with indictments.

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at May 29, 2013 02:26 PM (QxSug)

87 Holder is gonna quit. Weiner is gonna run for preznit. Holder will be his Veep. Weiner Holder ticket baby. I stole that

Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2013 02:26 PM (a5IDM)

88 17 Which reminds me of a document.... hmmm... how does that go??? When in the course of Human Events... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (lZBBB) "Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes" We're well beyond the 'light and transient causes' stage, IMO.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 02:26 PM (sdi6R)

89 My husband, a small business owner, just arrived home after leaving for work this morning at 6:30.

I'm off to finish a nice dinner for him.

And Obama and his entire lazy-assed administration can collectively fuck themselves.

P. S.  Hey, Mooch.  I'm married to a real man who loves me.  Sucks to be your fat ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:26 PM (lVPtV)

90           they are so sorry about it all, they promoted the jerks that helped!

yes it was ALL an accident by  low level shits.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:27 PM (nqBYe)

91 Or the Bride of Cloggenstein Pretty sure I wouldn't want to be at that wedding

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:27 PM (p4aFM)

92 I wonder if Rick Tempest can get me some of them monster truck tires for this bus?

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at May 29, 2013 02:29 PM (vbh31)

93 J. Carney Barker How much do we pay him for his loss of dignity?

Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 02:29 PM (VIaw0)

94 89 My husband, a small business owner, just arrived home after leaving for work this morning at 6:30. I just arrived home after leaving for work this morning at 5:30.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Federal Government Parasitical Worm[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:29 PM (p4aFM)

95 66 57 All we get are lies, lies lies. Yeah. Posted by: Thompson Twins at May 29, 2013 07:18 PM (Ks4nX) And at the end of the day, they're just words, and what are words for, when no one listens anymore? Posted by: Missing Persons at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (PqP1x) Pay no no mind to what they say.. It doesn't matter anyway hay hay hay., Our lips are sealed.

Posted by: The Go gos at May 29, 2013 02:30 PM (qPCAa)

96 Best & brightest....best & brightest

Posted by: phoenixgirl....in Maui phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at May 29, 2013 02:30 PM (Il1iB)

97 >>73 Somebody accused me of being a partisan for saying we need to go after Barky himself.<<



Going after him to what end?  Impeachment?  The Senate, as constituted, will never vote to convict and remove.  Never.  The press will rear up in full throat to defend TFG.  This is exactly the move that would make it possible for the donks to take over the House in 2014 - thanks to the LIV.  Do you not remember 1998?



Set realistic goals for these scandals.  Hold the House for sure.  Maybe take the Senate.  God willing, set the table for a smaller government conservative to have a shot in 2016.


I wish we lived in a perfect world because your instincts are right on for that world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:30 PM (0eDuG)

98 *sigh* Tony Snow was the best...

Oh, and here's how the DNC Spokesman Brad Woodhouse reacted to NYT's refusal to an off-the-record meeting with Holder: "POTUS asked AG to review how leak investigations are done but some in the media refuse to meet with him. Kind of forfeits your right gripe."
http://tinyurl.com/nzdsbmd

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2013 02:30 PM (aLkUb)

99 (dwArK)

Is a dwark a kind of short, hairy dork with an affinity for mining?

Posted by: Waterhouse


It's the first line from my novel:

It was a dwark and stwormy night...

Posted by: Rick Tempest's factotum [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 02:30 PM (dwArK)

100 ...40 minutes to puck drop in Chicago...

Posted by: Naked Art Garfunkel at May 29, 2013 02:31 PM (PVesn)

101 I just arrived home after leaving for work this morning at 5:30. Posted by: Sean Bannion, Federal Government Parasitical Worm at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM (p4aFM) Yes, but you live in the hell that is DelMarVa. 3 hours of your day is drive time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:31 PM (GEICT)

102 J. Carney Barker You know that look of too many bad choices? He had that look today. ProTip >> That look does not wash off.

Posted by: USA at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (VIaw0)

103 Our lips are sealed.

Posted by: The Go gos at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (qPCAa)

 

Would I lie to you?

Posted by: Eurythmics at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (PVesn)

104 Just think. He'll be like Dana perino one day. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (XIxXP) Locked in my basement? More right than you know.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (Wl/Ht)

105 *sigh* Tony Snow was the best... ^^^This

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (p4aFM)

106 I wonder if Rick Tempest can get me some of them monster truck tires for this bus? Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM You're gonna need some of those giant dump truck tires.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (MhA4j)

107 I used to love that Rick Tempest songNever Gonna Give You Up. Let's rickroll.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 29, 2013 02:32 PM (vbh31)

108 99 (dwArK) Is a dwark a kind of short, hairy dork with an affinity for mining? Posted by: Waterhouse ------------ It's the first line from my novel: It was a dwark and stwormy night... Posted by: Rick Tempest's factotum at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (dwArK) I thought it was a retarded Ferengi from DS9...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:33 PM (GEICT)

109 Yes, but you live in the hell that is DelMarVa. 3 hours of your day is drive time. I live 4 miles from work. I Metro. I hit the office by 0552.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:33 PM (p4aFM)

110 OT After Earth:Everything has evolved to kill humans!!Of course,because humans are a plague upon the earth and gaia hates us.That is the thinking of the left.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 02:33 PM (9XBK2)

111 Our lips are sealed.Posted by: The Go gos at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (qPCAa)Would I lie to you? Posted by: Eurythmics at May 29, 2013 07:32 PM (PVesn) Should have known better than to cheat a friend.

Posted by: WHAM at May 29, 2013 02:34 PM (PqP1x)

112 I live 4 miles from work. I Metro. Brave man. I hit the office by 0552. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:33 PM (p4aFM) You poor man. I'd offer you some booze, but apparently mine doesn't rise to the appropriate level.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:34 PM (GEICT)

113 I think as with Gibbs, he'll look competent by comparison, Why limit our selves to that, when the dems were out of power, they didn't.

Posted by: Dolphins Amalgated Local 220 at May 29, 2013 02:34 PM (Jsiw/)

114 I don't know why I feel the need to lie and cause you so much pain
Maybe it's something inside, maybe it's something I can't explain
'Cause all I do is mess you up and lie to you
I'm a liar, ooooh, I'm a liar
But if you'll give me another chance I swear I'll never lie to you again
'Cause now I see the destructive power of a lie,
They're stronger than truth
I can't believe I ever hurt you, I swear I will never lie to you again, please
Just give me one more chance, I'll never lie to you again, no,
I swear, I will never tell a lie, I will never tell a lie, no, no
Ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Sucker! Sucker! Ooooh sucker!

Posted by: Henry Rollins at May 29, 2013 02:34 PM (aLkUb)

115

 Rick Tempest. 

You mean  Rick the Dick?    From Bachelor Party?

 

When that old lady grabbed his hog, I lost it.

Posted by: Naked Art Garunkel at May 29, 2013 02:35 PM (PVesn)

116 >>You poor man. I'd offer you some booze, but apparently mine doesn't rise to the appropriate level.<<



Blackberry brandy again tonight BC?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:35 PM (0eDuG)

117 Should have known better than to cheat a friend.

Ghey marriage would have fixed that.

Posted by: Zombie George Michael at May 29, 2013 02:36 PM (vbh31)

118 a little blast from the past...

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Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:36 PM (nqBYe)

119 Blackberry brandy again tonight BC? Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 07:35 PM (0eDuG) *glares* There's a slight chance I might get laid tonight, so I'm staying sober.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:36 PM (GEICT)

120 I just arrived home after leaving for work this morning at 5:30.

I'm about to bring down a name-brand multinational corporation with my inability to perform 40 hours worth of work between "sometime tomorrow morning" and 5 p.m. Friday.

Well, probably all that will happen is some suit misses a bonus and I get fired.

Certainly my boss won't learn that one woman cannot do in six days (plus the holiday weekend she had to give up) what it took a team of four three weeks to do.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at May 29, 2013 02:36 PM (ZKzrr)

121 So much for your promises...

Posted by: Johnny Hates Jazz at May 29, 2013 02:36 PM (Ks4nX)

122 "Update: The AP will also not attend Eric Holder's Secret Briefing on Government Openness." Could also be Eric Holder's Closed Briefing on Government Openness.

Posted by: William J. LePetomane at May 29, 2013 02:37 PM (49aO2)

123 format fail.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

124 Hitler in a TeaPot? Sorry, I just don't see it. http://tinyurl.com/nh52mk7

Posted by: The Great Mahmoud A. at May 29, 2013 02:37 PM (Wl/Ht)

125 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

Posted by: A reminder to the media from PIL at May 29, 2013 02:38 PM (PqP1x)

126 I live 4 miles from work. I Metro. I hit the office by 0552. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:33 PM (p4aFM) Gin and tonic?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:38 PM (qPCAa)

127 "Stop accusing me of wrong-doing or I shall deny the accusations again."

Posted by: Moobs at May 29, 2013 02:39 PM (rCS6C)

128 because  in  Obama's world secret briefings mean transparency.

let me be clear.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

129 You poor man. I'd offer you some booze, but apparently mine doesn't rise to the appropriate level. Tonight, Mr. Chairman, I am willing to settle. Bring me a JD and Diet Coke in a 64 oz Big Gulp cup. And since we're shooting the moon here, I would also appreciate a large breasted ginger in one of those waitress get-ups from The Tilted Kilt and clear plastic come-fuck-me pumps. If you can do this, I will repay your kindness tenfold. It's been a day. Oh, and Chuck Hagel is a fucking moron.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:39 PM (p4aFM)

130 Say, has anybody checked on the Openly Ghey Athlete Outing meter at ESPN recently?

Posted by: Zombie George Michael at May 29, 2013 02:39 PM (vbh31)

131 I consider the fact that the SCOAMTT cannot get a better press secretary to be a positive. Gotta be positive, gotta be positive, gotta be positive...

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 29, 2013 02:40 PM (Sptt8)

132 finally remembered, 'the adults are in charge'

uh hmm.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

133 Gin and tonic? Your kindness is exceeded only by your beauty, dear lady. But it will take more than G&T today. Thank you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:41 PM (p4aFM)

134

Bring me a JD and Diet Coke in a 64 oz Big Gulp cup. 

 

 

**faints**

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at May 29, 2013 02:41 PM (PVesn)

135 >>There's a slight chance I might get laid tonight, so I'm staying sober.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)<<



Good luck!   I took a suggestion from CBD and bought me some Buffalo Trace to start cultivating my bourbon palate.  It came today.  My chances of staying completely sober are....um......not 100%.  Good stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:41 PM (0eDuG)

136 130 Say, has anybody checked on the Openly Ghey Athlete Outing meter at ESPN recently? Posted by: Zombie George Michael at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (vbh31) Too busy getting pitchforks and torches together for Adriane Peterson.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 02:41 PM (Wl/Ht)

137 *Hands Bannion a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue*

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 02:42 PM (K+I6z)

138 133 Gin and tonic? Your kindness is exceeded only by your beauty, dear lady. But it will take more than G&T today. Thank you. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (p4aFM) Tequila body shots off large breated ginger in fuck-me pumps?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:42 PM (qPCAa)

139 Dana Perino spoke a few days ago of how humiliated and ashamed she would be if she had allowed GWB to learn of a scandal by reading the press. Carney's lack of shame is not because he knows the whole "read it in the press" story isn't true, because he's facing down people every day who think it's true, and doesn't attempt to CYA against such claims of incompetence. The reason he's unashamed is because he has no shame. He, quite literally, has no shame. He has no integrity. He has no ability whatsoever to tell or recognize the truth. It seems Obama has found the perfect PS in Carney: A pathological liar.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:42 PM (piMMO)

140 Gin and tonic? Your kindness is exceeded only by your beauty, dear lady. But it will take more than G&T today. Thank you. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (p4aFM) Crack Pipe?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:42 PM (XIxXP)

141 >>But it will take more than G&T today. Thank you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (p4aFM)<<



**slides over a double of Buffalo Trace**



Adjust fire. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:43 PM (0eDuG)

142 I'm about to bring down a name-brand multinational corporation with my inability to perform 40 hours worth of work between "sometime tomorrow morning" and 5 p.m. Friday. Barkeep!!!! 64 oz JD Slurpee for the lady on the end here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:43 PM (p4aFM)

143

29 So Holder wasn't involved in, or had heard of heard of, a potential investigation into anyone including Rosen, yet he was investigated. Is Carney saying Rosen isn't a person?

 

---------

 

No, he's saying Rosen isn't a journalist, seeing as how he works for Faux News and all.

 

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 29, 2013 02:44 PM (IrbU4)

144 Adjust fire. Shot, OVER.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:44 PM (p4aFM)

145 Look at the legs on Harris Faulkner! The bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:44 PM (piMMO)

146 64 oz JD Slurpee for the lady on the end here. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:43 PM (p4aFM) Wow, a bourbon and coke slurpee machine. That's class.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:44 PM (XIxXP)

147 here's a slight chance I might get laid tonight, so I'm staying sober. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT) So-ber?

Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2013 02:44 PM (PqP1x)

148 Tequila body shots off large breated ginger in fuck-me pumps?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 07:42 PM (qPCAa)


lol


If you can do this, I will repay your kindness tenfold.

It's been a day.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (p4aFM)


I'm actually interested in the tenfold comment.  scrounges through my closet , reaches for hair dye,   borrows bebe's destroyer boobs.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:45 PM (nqBYe)

149 Crack Pipe?
Adjust fire.


No. For heavens sakes, no.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at May 29, 2013 02:45 PM (vbh31)

150 Tequila body shots off large breated ginger in fuck-me pumps? This might help Call it therapy, if you will. Know any?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:45 PM (p4aFM)

151 64 oz JD Slurpee for the lady on the end here.

Imma need a ride home from the Biergarten Saturday, 'cause it's gonna be epic.  I don't know what kind of band is playing, but by the time they start I won't care.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (ZKzrr)

152 Look at the legs on Harris Faulkner! The bitch. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 07:44 PM (piMMO) She's Rockin the "That Girl" Hairdo. Marlo Thomas must be like "Hey Bitch, WTF"!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (XIxXP)

153 Going after him to what end? Impeachment? The Senate, as constituted, will never vote to convict and remove. Never. The press will rear up in full throat to defend TFG. This is exactly the move that would make it possible for the donks to take over the House in 2014 - thanks to the LIV. Do you not remember 1998?

Nixon didn't resign because of the Democrats being after him - he quit because he knew the impeachment trial would have been 100-0. There comes a point where even the Democrats abandon Obama and he goes down 100-0. Benghazi reaches that point.

You seem to think it is politics as usual time - its a bit past that. When Piers Morgan can see tyranny at work - you can't?


Posted by: [/i] An Observation at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (ylhEn)

154 Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (p4aFM)

http://tinyurl.com/ph9tcqa

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (O6Tmi)

155 Let teh Boobehs begin!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (0HooB)

156 Why is everyone having such a crappy day? It's Wednesday. Big hug to everyone!!!!! And vodka shots!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (qPCAa)

157

>>>Look at the legs on Harris Faulkner!

 

Can do.  I can look at anything but her face.

Posted by: Naked Art Garfunkel at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (PVesn)

158 It seems to be true, This administration seem to not know Anything This administration does.

at least that's what they admit to.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

159 Husband just re-filled my wine glass.  And had a "certain look."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 02:46 PM (lVPtV)

160 I'm actually interested in the tenfold comment. scrounges through my closet , reaches for hair dye, borrows bebe's destroyer boobs. Not required for you willow. You, wheatie, and elizabethe can come as is, any time. Class.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:47 PM (p4aFM)

161 Husband just re-filled my wine glass. And had a "certain look." Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 07:46 PM (lVPtV) Did he fart or where you in his chair?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (XIxXP)

162 She's Rockin the "That Girl" Hairdo. Marlo Thomas must be like "Hey Bitch, WTF"!! *** She's a pretty girl and I darn sure prefer her to Shep.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (piMMO)

163 I can think of several Dem Senators who would never convict Obama for anything,literally anything.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (9XBK2)

164 There comes a point where even the Democrats abandon Obama

Nah.

Posted by: The Titanic Quartet at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (vbh31)

165 splash, over.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (0eDuG)

166 Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (0eDuG)

Nice!

Bulleit is another one in that price range (but it's creeping up).

I use this site to check prices. It's not perfect, but it's better than anything else out there.

http://tinyurl.com/orucah8

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 02:48 PM (O6Tmi)

167 Husband just re-filled my wine glass.

Did you demand a sammich?

Posted by: The Titanic Quartet at May 29, 2013 02:49 PM (vbh31)

168 Can do. I can look at anything but her face. *** They're so long they practically have to run the camera out to the street to get them all in the lens. She's like a foal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:49 PM (piMMO)

169

Husband just re-filled my wine glass. And had a "certain look."

 

The "that was the next-to-last glass  and I'ma gotta go  to the wine store"  look?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 02:49 PM (0HooB)

170 There's a slight chance I might get laid tonight, so I'm staying sober. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT) I guess we'll take that as an endorsement for the cinematic masterpiece that is 'Sorority Ass Orgy 6.'

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 02:50 PM (Wl/Ht)

171 Libtards in the open.  Add 100, left 150.  Fire for effect, over.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:50 PM (0eDuG)

172 God bless you CBD. There's a present in your driveway. I know it's only a tank platoon, but I didn't have time to pick out a battalion. So God may bless you, but for me....well....looks like I'll be in the Confessional Saturday after clicking that link.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:50 PM (p4aFM)

173 I guess we'll take that as an endorsement for the cinematic masterpiece that is 'Sorority Ass Orgy 6.' Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (Wl/Ht) LMAO, well done.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 02:50 PM (XIxXP)

174 Oh, as long as you're all here, is V for  Vendetta  worth watching?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 02:51 PM (0HooB)

175 Did a comment get eaten? Hi vendette! Sean bannion, you need to send me vendettes email or vice versa. K thanks.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:51 PM (qPCAa)

176 Bring me a JD and Diet Coke in a 64 oz Big Gulp cup. And since we're shooting the moon here, I would also appreciate a large breasted ginger in one of those waitress get-ups from The Tilted Kilt and clear plastic come-fuck-me pumps. If you can do this, I will repay your kindness tenfold. It's been a day. Oh, and Chuck Hagel is a fucking moron. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (p4aFM) I'm doing what I can, Boss. http://www.tiltedkilt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Heather.jpg And I def owe you a drink at the MeetUp.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:52 PM (GEICT)

177 173 I guess we'll take that as an endorsement for the cinematic masterpiece that is 'Sorority Ass Orgy 6.' Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (Wl/Ht) LMAO, well done. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (XIxXP) Yes that deserves some kind of commenting award. Lol!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:53 PM (qPCAa)

178 It looks like the WH doesn't understand what happens when you beat the pet dragon too many times.

Posted by: RiverC at May 29, 2013 02:53 PM (KTytI)

179 >>>There's a slight chance I might get laid tonight, so I'm staying sober. There's a serious chance I won't, so I'm getting loaded. Ass-uming the inventory doesn't expire before I do.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 02:54 PM (4Mv1T)

180 Shorter Carney: "I just had my tongue in Obama's ass and IT WAS DELICIOUS!"

Posted by: model_1066 at May 29, 2013 02:54 PM (bJ8l5)

181 elizabethe, mail

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:54 PM (p4aFM)

182

"Mobsters don't mind if you take a pinch, they just don't want you to rat out the higher-ups when you're caught."

 

 

That's why they usually rub you out.

Posted by: Man's Country at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (wAQA5)

183 Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (p4aFM)

I was torn. The hair is a smidge dark, but the rest of it is quite lovely.

Because of your largess, Newark and the Upper West Side of Manhattan will never be the same.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (O6Tmi)

184 This might help Call it therapy, if you will. Know any? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 07:45 PM (p4aFM) No gingers, but yeah, I know some girls with world class breasts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (GEICT)

185 Shorter Carney: "I just had my tongue in Obama's ass and IT WAS DELICIOUS!" Posted by: model_1066 at May 29, 2013 07:54 PM (bJ8l5) That garlicy taste might have came from Chris Christies dick

Posted by: Reginald Amor at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (XIxXP)

186 Sean Bannion, I can recommend a few gals. Unfortunately they're here in Los Angeles.

Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (PqP1x)

187 Between the gingers and the tequila shots and Diet Coke Big Gulps, I offer Bannion a bottle of good hooch and it goes unnoticed. Grumble.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 02:55 PM (K+I6z)

188 I'm scared BC, because that didn't do it for me. Chuck Hagel stole my essence!!!!!!!! Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (p4aFM)

189

yo RINOs

OT but its almost time for the blackhawks to fuck up my dreams soon, then TopShot is back with that hot little chick from last season

 

all the while I have to figure out a good excuse on why I bought a new watch so T doesn't kill me when she gets back next week

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (yjyRB)

190 Shorter Carney: "I just had my tongue in Obama's ass and IT WAS DELICIOUS!" *** Reminds me of the Cartman fat-camp episode. Camper: I have some fudge hidden up my ass. Cartman: I'm not falling for that...again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (piMMO)

191 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)

I like Heather.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (O6Tmi)

192 Like the new nic Vendette.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (0eDuG)

193 Between the gingers and the tequila shots and Diet Coke Big Gulps, I offer Bannion a bottle of good hooch and it goes unnoticed. Grumble. Very sorry. Scrolling up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:56 PM (p4aFM)

194 and of course new thread

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 02:57 PM (yjyRB)

195 Like the new nic Vendette. Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 07:56 PM (0eDuG) Thank you!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 02:57 PM (K+I6z)

196 Dang. Things have devolved to this and it's only 2000 hrs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 02:57 PM (piMMO)

197 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 07:56 PM (piMMO) Haven't seen that episode...sounds hi-larious!

Posted by: model_1066 at May 29, 2013 02:57 PM (bJ8l5)

198 I cannot keep up with the "scandal of the day" parades.

I have a tiny bit of hope re: AP and NYT refusing to go to the "off the record" party.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 29, 2013 02:58 PM (baL2B)

199 Vendette, very nice. Got another? That one's gone now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 02:58 PM (p4aFM)

200 Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 07:56 PM (yjyRB) Your old watch broke, got stolen by airport security (actually happened to me once), fell in the ocean.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 29, 2013 02:58 PM (qPCAa)

201 I can offer Sean some of my prescription but you'll need to cross the Potomac into Maryland to avoid arrest.

Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2013 02:59 PM (PqP1x)

202 Sean Bannion, I can recommend a few gals. Unfortunately they're here in Los Angeles. Can they suck start a B-52?? Because I can move my calendar around a bit. Mrs. Bannion always told me if I screw up, to do it REALLY big because there won't be any equipment left for a replay. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 03:01 PM (p4aFM)

203 Mrs. Bannion always told me if I screw up, to do it REALLY big because there won't be any equipment left for a replay. IYKWIMAITTYD. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (p4aFM) Mine said, "I don't believe in divorce. Anything I would divorce you for, I'd kill you for. And you don't need a divorce when the other person is dead."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 03:05 PM (GEICT)

204 137 *Hands Bannion a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue*

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:42 PM (K+I6z)


*Approaches Bannion with empty glass and thirsty look on face*

Posted by: real joe at May 29, 2013 03:05 PM (3xItt)

205 Mine said, "I don't believe in divorce. Anything I would divorce you for, I'd kill you for. And you don't need a divorce when the other person is dead." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT) Mine said "..." The stare was enough.

Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2013 03:06 PM (PqP1x)

206 *Hands Bannion a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue* Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:42 PM (K+I6z) *Approaches Bannion with empty glass and thirsty look on face* Posted by: real joe at May 29, 2013 08:05 PM (3xItt) LOL! Here, have a glass.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 03:07 PM (K+I6z)

207 Holder is in a precarious position; yes he has the goods on Barky - but he knows that blackmail only works until the other guy decides its better for everyone concerned if you were to stop breathing.


Posted by: [/i] An Observation at May 29, 2013 03:07 PM (ylhEn)

208 *Approaches Bannion with empty glass and thirsty look on face* Here you go, joe. You realize, of course, that this means we're noe ghey

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 03:07 PM (p4aFM)

209 Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Bearded Spock Making Vulcan Hand Greeting at May 29, 2013 03:08 PM (VlXYw)

210 It was a totally non-ghey request.... I just like Scotch.

Posted by: real joe at May 29, 2013 03:10 PM (3xItt)

211 Facts mean nothing to the 52%. It's the lie. 'I love you. I promise not to,,,, well, you know the rest.' The 'journalists', all of them, are among the 52%.

Posted by: EROWMER at May 29, 2013 03:19 PM (kxlCQ)

212 Well, I'm going to give my husband a BJ and anal.

But he doesn't read this blog, so I'm okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 03:23 PM (lVPtV)

213 Remember Tony Snow? That was a press secretary. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016

Oh God I miss him.  An actual man of integrity.

Posted by: Cheri at May 29, 2013 03:25 PM (EAgmr)

214 The poor American woman suffering in Mexico.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 03:28 PM (lVPtV)

215 I/knew that Barky's administration would be a disaster but the breadth of it I couldn't have imagined.

What royally is pissing me off is the so called Republicans - McCain - McConnell-Dole-Graham-Rove, et. al. that shit on their own.

I expect the thuggery of the Chicago crowd, but the establishment Republicans I consider now just a part of the machine.

Thank God for Cruz, Paul, Gowdy and others that have some sack to call shit shit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 29, 2013 03:32 PM (EAgmr)

216 My fundamental transformation is complete..

Posted by: America at May 29, 2013 03:35 PM (VmEIG)

217 Something, something, heckuva job Brownie, something something.

Posted by: MixtNuts at May 29, 2013 03:38 PM (/3KtX)

218 Why does anyone think anything will happen to Holder?  He'll leave soon for family and health reasons, and go teach at some leftist place.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2013 03:39 PM (EkmxP)

219 im getting pretty antsy here. there had better be massive amounts of imprisonments and impeachment. soon.

Posted by: sb at May 29, 2013 03:48 PM (rfbdX)

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