October 31, 2007

Israeli Soldier Bares Breasts for Freedom Bid
— Gabriel Malor

No, it's not another of those nudy protests. An Israeli solder was being questioned for refusing to submit to a drug test.

A short while after her questioning began the soldier was seen walking out of the interrogation room and heading toward the main gate.

An officer at the base told her she was under arrest and demanded that she return to the interrogation room, at which point the soldier took her shirt off and told the officer: "Let's see if you can arrest me."

The soldier took advantage of the officer's momentary lack of concentration and quickly left the base. She was caught a short while later.

It's official. Straight men are too stupid to live.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 04:09 PM | Comments (17)
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1 Hey, you use whatever weapons you have at your disposal.  If those happen to be DDs, then, you know, you use that. 

Posted by: alexthechick at October 31, 2007 04:20 PM (/pJ5f)

2 If there's no picture, it didn't happen.....

Posted by: Terry at October 31, 2007 04:32 PM (nphBx)

3 We're so easily distracted by shiny objects...such as nipples.

Posted by: genghis at October 31, 2007 04:35 PM (HwY1l)

4 This will make SUCH a great NCIS episode...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 31, 2007 04:38 PM (yIy7z)

5 Boobs are a secret weapon we just haven't learned to use properly.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 31, 2007 05:03 PM (wiqke)

6 Boobs are a secret weapon we just haven't learned to use properly.


Thats what im here for baby.

Posted by: Training Bra at October 31, 2007 05:41 PM (BWvjd)

7 "Boobs are a secret weapon we just haven't learned to use properly."

Bullshit, I'm sure you know exactly how to use them.....

Posted by: Master of None at October 31, 2007 05:55 PM (bPJrs)

8

The soldier took advantage of the officer's momentary lack of concentration and quickly left the base.


Momentary lack of concentration and a trip to the bunk.


Bullshit, I'm sure you know exactly how to use them.....


...umm... do you slobber between them? Play them like a harmonica?


I think I speak for most AoSHQ morons in saying even if we get laid, we've never actually touched them. And after the restraining orders, I doubt we'll get a chance.


 


Posted by: TheEJS at October 31, 2007 06:32 PM (KINJc)

9 Boobs: not just for breakfast any more. 

Posted by: Chip at October 31, 2007 07:16 PM (sOtz/)

10 This. Thread. Is. Worthless. Without. Video.

Posted by: Johnathan Fitzgerald Page at October 31, 2007 07:29 PM (yC1Mc)

11 Boobs are a secret weapon we just haven't learned to use properly.

I would be delighted to teach any attractive woman how to use her boobs properly.  But I'm not a very good tutor, so it would probably take more than one "lesson".

Posted by: pbrown at October 31, 2007 07:54 PM (NP8hw)

12 I'll never learn. Every story or promise of bare female breasts leads to a site with pop up ads and spyware. Typical fucking male... sigh...

Posted by: ken at October 31, 2007 08:02 PM (75YP3)

13 I'd milk her until I got a sample, and bang her until the test results came back.

Posted by: electron john at November 01, 2007 01:21 AM (ZvbcI)

14

Boobs:  it's our Achilles' Heel.


That and porn.


Oh and Monday Night Football in high-def.


 


Posted by: EC at November 01, 2007 03:08 AM (mAhn3)

15 Every story or promise of bare female breasts leads to a site with pop up ads and spyware.

Firefox, baby.

This is just the flip side of the Israeli Army Stripper Death Squad story.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 01, 2007 06:37 AM (Ds4I5)

16

You guys saw the Maxim "Women of the Israeli Military" issue, right?


I think they do hot military chicks better than we do, well, there was this one captain over in 7/101 Aviation....


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