November 30, 2016

Islamist Mole Discovered in, Get This, German Intelligence
— Ace

Via the French site Le Parisien.

Pardon the very convoluted sentences here. I didn't feel like unparsing this gibberish. The French sentence structure is pretty much like the English one, except in newspaper writing, which seems to have its own dumb style.

Also, this might just be a french translation of a German article in which they retained the convoluted German sentence structure.

You'll get the gist. Some of these sentences are so sliced-and-diced into clauses all rushing to interrupt each other it would just be a real pain in the ass to put the parts into sensible order.


After the arrest last week, according to FAZ [Frankfurt Allgemein Zeitung], a 51-year-old agent in the German Office for Protection of the Constitution (Bndesamt Fur Verfassungsschutz, BfV), the internal security service, suspected of having infiltrated this organization for planning an Islamist attack, the Interior Minister sought to be reassuring this Wednesday. But many questions remain.

The arrest was revealed Tuesday by the daily site Der Spiegel and the daily paper Die Welt. "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister, asked about the existence of any precedents or a similar case in the heart of the intelligence services.

According to a spokesman of BfV, investigators cautioned this agent recruited in April 2016, father of four children born in Spain but naturalized as a German, who had appeared in gay pornographic films (!!!), of having "made Islamist propaganda statements on the internet" and of having been a bit too loose about his activities on behalf of BfV during his chats.

But he is further suspected of having sought via the internet would-be accomplices for committing an act of violence targeting the very heart of the interior [Security?] services in Cologne, the largest city of North Rheine Westphalia. In the "name of Allah" and for "helping his brothers."

Alas for him, during these [chats], his chatbuddy was none other than an informant for interior security. The investigation lasted several weeks before his arrest. The head of the BfV [said on Wednesday to another newspaper] the attack was no further than in the planning stage without specific elements plotted.

The prosecutor of Dusseldorf was asked about the circumstances of the recruitment of this man. The BfV had to nevertheless admit that the agent must have succeeded in hiding his conversion to Islam which occurred in 2014.

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1 first?

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 09:08 AM (XoldI)

2 I would snigger, but in this Obamunist Oh-ministration, I suspect more we have more than a few moles in our government as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:08 AM (ujg0T)

3 I just have so many questions.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 30, 2016 09:08 AM (QAOZh)

4 Merkel not available for comment

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 09:09 AM (mpXpK)

5 urgh, typos. Anyway, we will have to root out a 5th column over here too. Count on it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:09 AM (ujg0T)

6 Wouldn't surprise me if this German officer is Turkish. Before the latest Muslim influx, the country was getting infiltrated with Turks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (/tuJf)

7 Camel mole? Never heard of that.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (jsWA8)

8 Islamist Mole Discovered in, Get This..... ------- Richard Gere Approves.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (8XRCm)

9 Erste? Nein? OK then. Well like most of you I need to take some time to process this completely incomprehensible and weird development before I can comment. Oh, done now. What a shocka.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (QDnY+)

10 this agent recruited in April 2016 Man ... that was quick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (zc3Db)

11 Ace translation or translation bot?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 09:10 AM (hLRSq)

12 Their First Clue : His dead drops all took place at a petting zoo.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (MQZBa)

13 Post welcomes your grocery dollars!

Posted by: Post Cereals at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (Fp4vv)

14 I would snigger, but in this Obamunist Oh-ministration, I suspect more we have more than a few moles in our government as well. Why moles when our government celebrates them openly?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (sUwfN)

15 I'm only surprised Spiegel took the time and ink away from screaming ZOMGWTBBQ NAZI FASCISTS!!!! to mention the BfV.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (Uhafw)

16 The BfV had to nevertheless admit that the agent must have succeeded in hiding his conversion to Islam which occurred in 2014. Isn't there an Obama official who's at least rumored to have converted to Islam? We need to full story on that.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (u0s1P)

17 BfV = Big f-ing veal

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (Om16U)

18 Moles are sexy. Especially hairy ones.

Posted by: Cindy Crawford's Mole at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (XoldI)

19 So...just like last season' of "Homeland"?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at November 30, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)

20 6 Wouldn't surprise me if this German officer is Turkish. Before the latest Muslim influx, the country was getting infiltrated with Turks. Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
True that. And (then) West Germany had been importing Turks for gruntwork since the 1960's at least.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (ujg0T)

21 I would snigger, but in this Obamunist Oh-ministration, I suspect more we have more than a few moles in our government as well. ----- Can you consider POTUS really a mole??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (8XRCm)

22 But we will never know his true motive.

Posted by: John Kasich at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (dKiJG)

23 Oh, what gay pron was he in? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ahmed Muhammad at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (FqgrG)

24 Why moles when our government celebrates them openly? Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:11 PM (sUwfN) !!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (zc3Db)

25 Islamist Mole Discovered in, Get This..... ------- Richard Gere Approves. oh God that was so close

Posted by: Hamsters everywhere at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (u0s1P)

26 So a muslim maulwurf?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (1H9ox)

27 Interesting, JackStraw, about this guy being of Turkish extraction. The Turkish "situation" of course dates back to the 70s, when "Gastarbeiter" (guest workers) started to be imported in some numbers. There were arguments and lamentations way back then, even, about what to do with these people and their kids, in terms of citizenship, etc. Never followed how those questions were ultimately resolved.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (QDnY+)

28 this agent recruited in April 2016 Man ... that was quick. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (zc3Db) Yeah, real fast. Seven months. They have been looking into him from the get go, maybe trying to see where his connections were.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

29 gh, typos. Anyway, we will have to root out a 5th column over here too. Count on it. Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 02:09 PM (ujg0T) I think it would be well worth the time and expense to properly vet every single federal employee hired in the last eight years AT LEAST, especially those higher levels who stay on past Obama's term. I'm sure there are hundreds of folks actively undermining our nation

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (kKHcp)

30 >>Isn't there an Obama official who's at least rumored to have converted to Islam? We need to full story on that. Not to worry, it's only John Brennan, head of the CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (/tuJf)

31 The BfV had to nevertheless admit that the agent must have succeeded in hiding his conversion to Islam which occurred in 2014. Isn't there an Obama official who's at least rumored to have converted to Islam? Yeah. More than one. Obama. CIA chief.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (sUwfN)

32 Obammy's admin is full of Muz Bros. Reminds me, there is a blog article I read that opines that the reason Trump wants Mitt for State is for Mitt to clean up Foggy Bottom. Says it is very pro-Pally anti-Israel and also corrupt.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (Om16U)

33 Richard Gere Approves. Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 02:10 PM (8XRCm)
In fairness, Richard Gere is Buddhist. Can you just see the Dalai Lama taking Richard to task for that? "Richard, rodent up butt--not good..."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (ujg0T)

34 Huh.  Ace's shadenboner went down in under four hours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (PY9jH)

35 He doesn't come across as the sharpest tool in the tool box.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (JBggj)

36 His Gay Porn Name: Harry Goat Reamer

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (MQZBa)

37 And we would be kidding ourselves if we didn't think we had Islamist moles within our intelligence agencies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (jxbfJ)

38 Can you consider POTUS really a mole?? Like in a spy movie where everyone's a traitor or double-agent or whatever. How did anything actually get done?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 09:13 AM (u0s1P)

39 You can not make this shit up.  The dyke running Germany needs to go.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 09:14 AM (NbJXF)

40 So HR, is the German press in full hysteria mode over "resurgent" NAZI!! stuff? Yeah I'm lazy, could peruse the kraut press m'sef but too lazy (plus trying to work on following the Russian press).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:14 AM (QDnY+)

41 A gay Spanish porn star islamist German intelligence agent. We've reached peak "Archer."

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (7HtZB)

42 Confucious say, "Better a mole in Cologne than a gerbil in colon"

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (1H9ox)

43 Surprised he was arrested. Wouldn't want to be accused of being racist.

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (guIHw)

44 So HR, is the German press in full hysteria mode over "resurgent" NAZI!! stuff? ---- well... the American press certainly is.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (8XRCm)

45 And then there are the born ones, like Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (QAOZh)

46 18 Moles are sexy. Especially hairy ones. Posted by: Cindy Crawford's Mole at November 30, 2016 02:11 PM (XoldI)
Which brings us back to Richard Gere--dang.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (ujg0T)

47 Spanish gay porn star?  He would have been welcome in Choom Boy's administration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (PY9jH)

48 Speaking of goats, didya know Pelosi owns a place called Goat Hill Pizza?

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 09:15 AM (Om16U)

49 Gay porn star, Muslim convert, sharing intelligence activity on air....well, suddenly the Polizei don't make me feel quite so safe anymore. North Rhine-Westphalia has probably got it worse than anywhere else in Germany, except for Berlin, when it comes to the Muslims. Not only did Cologne have the mass sexual assaults there last New Year's, but I saw on TV Monday a story from Wuppertal (not far off) about the so-called "Sharia Police," a bunch of young Muslim men who go through the neighborhood making sure folks are being Sharia-compliant. And yet, AfD/Pegida is what everyone's freaked out by.

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (IKdzI)

50 Not to worry, it's only John Brennan, head of the CIA. Oh, whew, I was worried it was someone important. The Turkish "situation" of course dates back to the 70s, when "Gastarbeiter" (guest workers) started to be imported in some numbers. There were arguments and lamentations way back then, even, about what to do with these people and their kids, in terms of citizenship, etc. That's one argument for birthright citizenship-- the idea that you don't want an enclave of actual foreigners in your country. If they're citizens, they may at least pretend to assimilate.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (u0s1P)

51 >> I would snigger, but in this Obamunist Oh-ministration, I suspect more we have more than a few moles in our government as well.


I know, right?
We even specifically sought Muslims (from Jan 2013):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ozfffth

The Obama administration is covertly recruiting Muslims to work at the State Department as Foreign Service officers representing the United States in one of 265 American embassies, consulates and diplomatic missions worldwide.

It appears to be part of the administration's Muslim outreach effort, which includes a variety of controversial moves. Among them Homeland Security meetings with extremist Islamic organizations, sending an America-bashing mosque leader (Feisal Abdul Rauf) who blames U.S. foreign policy for the 9/11 attacks on a Middle Eastern outreach mission and revamping the way federal agents are trained to combat terrorism by eliminating all materials that shed a negative light on Muslims.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

52 I would love to serve in the American Office for the Protection of the Constitution - with complete veto rights over all acts of Congress and decisions by the Supreme Court.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (gmeXX)

53 "The Prosecutor of Dusseldorf" was Cary Grant's best Film.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (MQZBa)

54 And then there are the born ones, like Valerie Jarrett. Posted by: sunny-dee at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (QAOZh) ---- She's rat. Ratfaced ValJar. Still a rodent. Not a mole.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 09:16 AM (8XRCm)

55 This is so complicated. A Spanish-German-Porn-Star-Turned-Lone-Wolf-Moslem.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (QQ+il)

56 An Andalusian. Never trust them.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (FtrY1)

57 Isn't there an Obama official who's at least rumored to have converted to Islam? Yeah. More than one. Obama. CIA chief. I don't think the story is that Obama converted, but that he always was, but who knows?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (u0s1P)

58 That's one argument for birthright citizenship-- the idea that you don't want an enclave of actual foreigners in your country. If they're citizens, they may at least pretend to assimilate. Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 02:16 PM (u0s1P) Actually, it's a serious argument AGAINST birthright citizenship.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (zc3Db)

59 I cannot wait for the Golden Scalp Weasel to clean house. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (PY9jH)

60 Islamist Mole Discovered on, Get This, Our Low Information President's Face.

Posted by: Furious George at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (77i7V)

61 42 Confucious say, "Better a mole in Cologne than a gerbil in colon"

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (1H9ox)


Go listen to this.  From a rock morning show based in Charlotte.  Newscaster is Robert E. Raifford (famous news broadcaster of yesteryear). 

Remove the space


https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (jxbfJ)

62 A mole...that's a type of weasel, right?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (WlGX+)

63 Never followed how those questions were ultimately resolved.

If one parent has a permanent residence permit, you're eligible. 

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (Uhafw)

64 It's like Four Lions.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (QQ+il)

65 48 Speaking of goats, didya know Pelosi owns a place called Goat Hill Pizza? Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (Om16U) We all love pizza!

Posted by: Jon Podesta at November 30, 2016 09:17 AM (7HtZB)

66 Really, who hasn't done at least one Spanish Gay Porn Film?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:18 AM (MQZBa)

67 Mika Brzezinski and Corey Lewandowski just arrived together at Trump Tower. Odd pairing of the week.

Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 09:18 AM (sCBEO)

68 He's a mole from the ministry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 09:18 AM (IqV8l)

69 The worst part of this story is the backlash against Muslims as a result of this news.

Posted by: Think Progress at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (OD2ni)

70 41 A gay Spanish porn star islamist German intelligence agent. We've reached peak "Archer." Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (7HtZB)/
Phrasing?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (ujg0T)

71 Like in a spy movie where everyone's a traitor or double-agent or whatever. How did anything actually get done? Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 02:13 PM (u0s1P) It is a perfect way of insuring that you never lack work.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (hLRSq)

72 67 Mika Brzezinski and Corey Lewandowski just arrived together at Trump Tower. Odd pairing of the week. Mika was just there yesterday. Wonder what's up with that? Or maybe she just likes having her p*ssy grabbed?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (WlGX+)

73 67 Mika Brzezinski and Corey Lewandowski just arrived together at Trump Tower. Odd pairing of the week. Posted by: MTF at November 30, 2016 02:18 PM (sCBEO) Oooh, Trump's gonna make Corey tear Mika's arm off!

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (Om16U)

74 This is so complicated. A Spanish-German-Porn-Star-Turned-Lone-Wolf-Moslem.
==============

The HR department had its fingers crossed for a transgender operation.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:19 AM (JBggj)

75 Mika Brzezinski could be an interesting hire. She's got some sense and presence. Joe is a flake.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (SIY7D)

76 His name Achmed Mohammed von Ali should have been a dead give away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (493sH)

77 So he did gay porn and has 4 kids? Gay for pay leads to Jihad for Paradise.

Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (bMG0w)

78 I know nothing!!!

Posted by: Sergeant Abdul Schultz at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (1H9ox)

79 My understanding is Germany isn't that good at intelligence stuff. Not sure why that is.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (kth/o)

80 So mebbe these people take themselves out of circulation if you executed just one or two. When the risks exceed the reward all but the fanatical make rational decisions.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (kKHcp)

81 I cannot wait for the Golden Scalp Weasel to clean house. I hope he goes thru the government like a Chipotle burrito thru a colon.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (sUwfN)

82 We avoided a shrew for POTUS.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (XoldI)

83 But they have great diversity and that's the real strength of German Intelligence.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (etGXU)

84 As others have said, we have open agents for Islam splattered all over our government up to the White House. Keith Ellison as DNC chair would be a great example to their sympathizers. I am ecstatic that the Dems have continued their long march of lunacy by keeping Pelosi. As San Fran Nan keeps wilting under the heavy pressure of botox injections, smelling Harry Reid's BO, and conjuring up Trump-Nazi conspiracies, I for one shall celebrate their total lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (G+Wff)

85 One correction (moki, if she's around, can provide details and confirmation): nobody will be able to "clean up" or "clean out" State. Doesn't work that way (there, or at any other federal dept.). Aside from the Schedule C slots (asst. secretaries, dep. asst. secretaries, mostly), there is no replacement of personnel with an election. And at State, the pro-Palestinian and other stupid or disabling mindsets are far too pervasive to fix. A few years back someone I know would explain that he was working temporarily for State - "um, the part that's on OUR side" he would comically add. The joke made perfect sense to those who know State. There is a non-zero component of smart and reasonable people at State, but it is definitely not the dominant tribe. You usually find them in the s**t-holes, the important ones, doing the hard work.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (QDnY+)

86 I don't think the story is that Obama converted, but that he always was, but who knows? Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (u0s1P) Barky's muslim faith is no mystery. He was born a muzzie to a muzzie father. Had a muzzie step-father. Was raised, through his formative years, a muzzie in the largest muzzie nation in the world. This is all fact. The only "question" that people claim is whether Barky maintained his sympathetic ties to the muzzie world ... and from his words and actions there's absolutely no doubt about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 09:20 AM (zc3Db)

87 Mika was just there yesterday. Wonder what's up with that? -- You know, she was just criticizing Lieawatha on air. Maybe she's going in for daily p-ssy grabbing.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (Om16U)

88 41 A gay Spanish porn star islamist German intelligence agent. We've reached peak "Archer." Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 02:15 PM (7HtZB) First of all, shut up. Second of all, I've never been Islamist.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (0mRoj)

89 >>The Turkish "situation" of course dates back to the 70s, when "Gastarbeiter" (guest workers) started to be imported in some numbers. There were arguments and lamentations way back then, even, about what to do with these people and their kids, in terms of citizenship, etc. Never followed how those questions were ultimately resolved. I don't think it's ever been resolved. I was in Hanover in 2015 and HDP party finally won enough votes to place members in the Turkish parliament. Turks started pouring out of the woodwork to celebrate with bands and fireworks, people marching in the streets, basically shutdown the area of the city I was in and the police just stood by and watched. They've assimilated well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (/tuJf)

90 How many people named Mohammed currently work for the CIA?  Lots, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (S2VsH)

91 Abduuuul!

Posted by: Colonel Ahmed Klink at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (1H9ox)

92 In fairness, Richard Gere is Buddhist. Can you just see the Dalai Lama taking Richard to task for that? "Richard, rodent up butt--not good..." It was his karma.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (QQ+il)

93 *Please grab it* *Please grab it*

Posted by: Mika Brzezenski at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (FqgrG)

94 81 I cannot wait for the Golden Scalp Weasel to clean house. I hope he goes thru the government like a Chipotle burrito thru a colon. Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (sUwfN)
With hopefully Ted Cruz as a modern day, non-alcoholic, Joe Mccarthy?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (ujg0T)

95 Ace, I just read the schadenboner thread below. Thanks allot it is going to take a half hour to clean the diet Coke off the monitor and keyboard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2016 09:21 AM (7Ipfu)

96 I hope Palin gets a Cabinet spot, just because it will piss people off. Then I want her to always be the designated survivor.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (gmeXX)

97 40 Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 02:14 PM (QDnY+) To jump in on that, I can provide two anecdotes from this week. 1) Rather than talk about this Islamist mole stuff (at least while I was watching), one of the TV channels was airing a special about all the CDU voters who were getting lured to the AfD and how this highlighted the ever-greater threat the Far Right poses in Germany. (In fairness, the latest poll has Merkel's party at under 40%, so it was maybe a little justified, but still.) 2) Not really related, but the Suddeutsche Zeitung, which is not a notoriously left-wing newspaper (as such things go in Germany), had a headline Monday referring to Castro as a "freedom fighter." So.....

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (IKdzI)

98 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister..."

Ah.  A lone wolf, as it were.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (iIzG7)

99  79 My understanding is Germany isn't that good at intelligence stuff. Not sure why that is.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (kth/o)


No Jews.

Posted by: Palistainian at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (XoldI)

100 Nice going Angela Merkel, you big dumbass

Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (6IPEM)

101 It's a benign mole! Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Dr. Angela Merkel, dermatologist at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (ZsN9X)

102 Now, all you writers. Don't you go writing Spanish Muslim gay-porn actor German Intelligence moles into your books. No one would ever believe it.

Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2016 09:22 AM (TppKb)

103 Barry: A gay Muslim pron star you say. Hmm...is there still time to hire him for my administration?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 09:23 AM (493sH)

104 Well,  ach du lieber the shit outta me!

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 09:23 AM (8b+oT)

105 Yay! I got 100 and didn't even try for it. Still not tired of winning

Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 09:23 AM (6IPEM)

106 When the risks exceed the reward all but the fanatical make rational decisions. Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (kKHcp) Uh oh. I see a flaw in my logic there, especially as regards the Islamists. er, nevermind.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2016 09:24 AM (kKHcp)

107 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:24 AM (1H9ox)

108 Well, we've got a gay, Muslim, anti-American turd in the WH who has worked at record speed to fuck up our shit. 

And he was elected TWICE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 09:24 AM (PY9jH)

109 "Does this mole look like it's changing color?"

Next line, please...

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (8b+oT)

110 >>>Turks started pouring out of the woodwork to celebrate with bands and fireworks, people marching in the streets, basically shutdown the area of the city I was in and the police just stood by and watched. They've assimilated well. Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 02:21 PM (/tuJf) Who? The Turks, or the police?

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (IKdzI)

111 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox) Barry: IT'S NOT?!?! I mean it's not.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (493sH)

112 Dummkopfs.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (BDZWU)

113 From J.S. Bach and G.F. Handel to this... This is very f*cking depressing.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (Pby3z)

114 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox)



Having sex with young boys isn't really gay-gay.  Or something. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (PY9jH)

115 If Germany had more publicly funded transgender prayer rugs they wouldn't be having this problem.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (1H9ox)

116 >>I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Depends on how you define "allowed".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

117 >> I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. You would be amazed at what you are allowed to fuck if you are Jihadin'. Moreso at what you are allowed to eat, after you have fucked it. Mohammed was one fucked up dude.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:25 AM (MQZBa)

118 This is all so complicated. I better wait until John Kerry tells us what he thinks.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (pWqHP)

119 So HR, is the German press in full hysteria mode over "resurgent" NAZI!! stuff?

It's "rechtsextreme" all day long, even though actual numbers don't warrant it.  Something like four times as many "politically motivated" crimes from the left-extreme last year.  And of course Trump.  Finally fascism has decended on America (thanks for noticing eight years too late, eh?)!

The AfD is giving a talk in a beer hall down my street tonight.  A city council member from the Green party has been harassing the owner on social media over renting them the space.  He promised not to do it anymore, but Greens are no longer welcome to rent his venue, either.  Heh.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (Uhafw)

120 Ugh... away, vile Yoko.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (Pby3z)

121 I bet our FBI could help them figure out what this guy's motive was.

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (xujbM)

122 The bombing of Dusseldorf was also an isolated incident.

You may continue.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (8b+oT)

123 >>Having sex with young boys isn't really gay-gay. Or something. This. 1000 x this.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (MQZBa)

124 If you are in gay porn but only as the pitcher, not the catcher, it doesn't count as gay for you...right? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:26 AM (1H9ox)

125 I just read the FAZ story. Apparently the BfV is hard up for people to do the watching of people. You need good eyesight, physical fitness, and five good references. Watching someone takes 4 to 5 people in seven hour shifts, so it's a lot of manpower. This guy wasn't high up in the intelligence service, he was a recently recruited lackey. He did, however, want to use his position to inform suspects that they were being suspected.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2016 09:27 AM (mgbwf)

126 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox) There's more gay sex per capita in the muzzie world than in San Fran.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 09:27 AM (zc3Db)

127 107 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox)
It isn't. But as "The Kite Runner" and apparently people familiar with Yasser Arafat's private life revealed, there is this aspect of Muslim (Arab or Afghan) culture that defines "gay" not in terms of who one goes to bed with, but in terms of what one does when one gets there. Topping is fine, bottoming is not. Or something like that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:27 AM (ujg0T)

128 I know we'll get hit by another bad terrorist attack and probably several, but at least we have a president that won't lie to us and tell us that it's our fault somehow and that we need gun control and not to be so racist. Any future attacks will just make Trump more resolved to fix our Muslim problem That's a very good thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 09:27 AM (6IPEM)

129 There's more gay sex per capita in the muzzie world than in San Fran. ----------- I'm not sure that would even pass Politifact.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (gmeXX)

130 >>If you are in gay porn but only as the pitcher, not the catcher, it doesn't count as gay for you...right? According to a Smart Military Blogger I once read on the Internet, you have to suck 6 dicks to be 'official'.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (MQZBa)

131 >>If you are in gay porn but only as the pitcher, not the catcher, it doesn't count as gay for you...right? Asking for a friend. Only if you aren't carrying a messenger bag.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (/tuJf)

132 12 Their First Clue : His dead drops all took place at a petting zoo. Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:11 PM (MQZBa) ----- I'm not, posting a link to this because it really isn't safe for anywhere, but if want the name is in the nic. "They got animals, We got animals, But at our zoo, You can f**k em"

Posted by: Bobby Possumcods heavy petting zoo at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (xXpwR)

133 If you are in gay porn but only as the pitcher, not the catcher, it doesn't count as gay for you...right? Asking for a friend. Posted by: ajmojo
-----

Doesn't sound that gay to me.

Posted by: A man with another man's fist in his ass at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (8b+oT)

134 Yes JackStraw, now I recall that incident involving the Turkish elections - and the police standing around while life was disrupted. Think it made it onto one of the woolier blogs that monitors islamification of Europe (in many cases of course their wooliness is fairly reasonable, given the situation). Thanks, T. Good stuff. Yeah, the term "right-wing" in Europe, not just Germany, signifies something to the right of Tito's former soft-socialist Yugoslavia. And the "press" is much more far gone even than the US in Europe, and Japan (select British newspapers being the exception).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (QDnY+)

135 116 >>I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Depends on how you define "allowed". Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 02:25 PM (/tuJf) It's OK to be the pitcher.

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (7HtZB)

136 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox) There's more gay sex per capita in the muzzie world than in San Fran. ... Go on. Names and addresses please.

Posted by: Mahmoud Imadinnerjacket at November 30, 2016 09:28 AM (1H9ox)

137 There's more gay sex per capita in the muzzie world than in San Fran. There's more beastiality in the muzzie world than gay sex.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (sUwfN)

138 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox) ============================ All in the definition. It's A-OK, if the boys are still young. We taught Hairy Reid all he knows, for example.

Posted by: Pashtun men are 100% pedophile at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (sCBEO)

139 130 >>If you are in gay porn but only as the pitcher, not the catcher, it doesn't count as gay for you...right? According to a Smart Military Blogger I once read on the Internet, you have to suck 6 dicks to be 'official'. Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (MQZBa) Simultaneously or, like, in sequence?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (0mRoj)

140 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox) He had King's X. Try to keep up, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (SRKgf)

141 >>>11 Ace translation or translation bot? it's my translation but see the apology/excuse I added at the top -- the sentence structures are so convoluted I just didn't feel like unparsing them. This reads like a quickie translation from German to French, retaining the famously convoluted German sentence structure. I just didn't feel like bothering with this crap.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (8rNrN)

142 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister, asked about the existence of any precedents or a similar case in the heart of the intelligence services.

...whistling past the graveyard of europe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (1G5R8)

143 85 One correction (moki, if she's around, can provide details and confirmation): nobody will be able to "clean up" or "clean out" State. Doesn't work that way (there, or at any other federal dept.). Aside from the Schedule C slots (asst. secretaries, dep. asst. secretaries, mostly), there is no replacement of personnel with an election. And at State, the pro-Palestinian and other stupid or disabling mindsets are far too pervasive to fix. A few years back someone I know would explain that he was working temporarily for State - "um, the part that's on OUR side" he would comically add. The joke made perfect sense to those who know State. There is a non-zero component of smart and reasonable people at State, but it is definitely not the dominant tribe. You usually find them in the s**t-holes, the important ones, doing the hard work. Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (QDnY+) There are about thirty of them you will never hear from, either. And I will confirm this completely. Career foreign service officers are a very small fraction of State employees-most are civil service. And there is a great divide between the two. To pass the various exams to become an FSO is extremely rigorous-the year I took the exam, approximately 50,000 to 65,000 people took it. Only 52 were selected to be FSO's. .0001 percent. And at that time, very few people even knew about the exam (almost 30 years ago.) So this cadre of elites tends to veer left, because they self-select-other than the initial exam, the rest of the adjudication is from other officers. I got in on a fluke, I think. The three men who were my adjudicators overrode the old, mean cat lady who was the fourth. Unless Trump significantly changes federal employment law, he is going to have a difficult time draining Foggy Bottom, because the selection process is so entrenched. Political appointees typically are ineffectual, since they are give "token" jobs, that are visible but don't really require work, and are handled by careers or civil service. Perhaps he can select some of the conservatives to be the adjudicators-that is where he could have the most impact on the Department.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 09:29 AM (VnCI9)

144 >>It's OK to be the pitcher. So, BC is safe?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (MQZBa)

145 so, just another wednesday then. my shocked face is out for recalibration. just remember, this is not who we are.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (KP5rU)

146 135 116 >>I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland. Depends on how you define "allowed". Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 02:25 PM (/tuJf) It's OK to be the pitcher. Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (7HtZB)
A follow-up: IIRC, Lawrence of Arabia noted (and experienced) this as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (ujg0T)

147 I didn't think gayness was allowed in muslimland.

Well, there's pitching and catching...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (qJhUV)

148 Not really related, but the Suddeutsche Zeitung, which is not a notoriously left-wing newspaper (as such things go in Germany), had a headline Monday referring to Castro as a "freedom fighter."

Earlier in the month they had a nice article about how Americans are too stupid to understand Nutella.  I assume by "Americans" they mean millenials who write for the NYTimes or WaPo, because nobody in the Midwest is that stupid.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (Uhafw)

149 144 >>It's OK to be the pitcher. So, BC is safe? Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:30 PM (MQZBa) Torn "labrum." Riiiiight.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 09:30 AM (0mRoj)

150 According to a Smart Military Blogger I once read on the Internet, you have to suck 6 dicks to be 'official'. Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (MQZBa) Lifetime record or single event? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 30, 2016 09:31 AM (8ZskC)

151 128 I know we'll get hit by another bad terrorist attack and probably several Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM) THIS is Obama's true legacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:31 AM (SRKgf)

152 Keep it on the down low & nobody has to know!

Posted by: Reggie! at November 30, 2016 09:31 AM (Fp4vv)

153 This calls for some common sense Spanish gay porn actor safety measures.

Posted by: Low Information President at November 30, 2016 09:31 AM (77i7V)

154 If Germany had more publicly funded transgender prayer rugs they wouldn't be having this problem.

This sounds about right.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:32 AM (Uhafw)

155 HR, meeting of a "right-wing" group at a beer hall? In Germany? Hmmm. (of course, the use of "right-wing" was just as wrong in the 1930s as it is now)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:32 AM (QDnY+)

156 This reads like a quickie translation from German to French, retaining the famously convoluted German sentence structure. \ What's that joke about the guy who sat through an hour-long lecture in German but had no clue what it was about because he left just before the speaker got to the verb?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 09:32 AM (8ZskC)

157 nobody will be able to "clean up" or "clean out" State. Doesn't work that way (there, or at any other federal dept.). ------------- Which is why I advocate elimination.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:32 AM (gmeXX)

158 This calls for some common sense Spanish gay porn actor safety measures. .... Proposition Sesenta

Posted by: Mahmoud Imadinnerjacket at November 30, 2016 09:33 AM (1H9ox)

159 french newspaper writing has its own Dumb Rules, too. Like they just use sentence fragments whenever they feel like it. No, the sentence fragments aren't my error. That's just the way the French write newspaper articles. (They don't write like idiots in other venues.)

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2016 09:33 AM (8rNrN)

160 A former college roommate spent some time in Saudi Arabia after we graduated and he said he got propositioned all the time.  Guys would offer him drugs,  so they also had that going on.  Gay and drugs go hand-in-hand.  Or maybe dick-in-butt.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 09:33 AM (8b+oT)

161 off dinnerjacket sock

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:34 AM (1H9ox)

162 I am ecstatic that the Dems have continued their long march of lunacy by keeping Pelosi +++ Furry Nancy knows some seriously damaging stuff. She has to. And she must have hinted she has no compunction about revealing it all. I mean, seriously, she got Speaker and they were gunning to replace her in leadership then, then bupkis overnight. Everybody went quiet. And she remained in minority leadership. Still does after all this time and all these ambitious people, through at least3 major challenges to herself, personally.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 09:34 AM (kth/o)

163 They don't have baseball metaphors in Spain.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:34 AM (MQZBa)

164 Unless Trump significantly changes federal employment law, he is going to have a difficult time draining Foggy Bottom, because the selection process is so entrenched. Political appointees typically are ineffectual, since they are give "token" jobs, that are visible but don't really require work, and are handled by careers or civil service. Honest question. Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? I've seen post roads, navies, treasury, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:34 AM (sUwfN)

165 Aspiring young scriptwriter: "I got this great idea for a spy movie. A former Spanish porn actor - wait, GAY porn actor, becomes a double agent for a muslim terrorist organization while working for German intelligence." Studio head: "Get the hell out of my office."

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

166 This calls for some common sense Spanish gay porn actor safety measures. In California participants in the "money shots" now must wear safety goggles, per Cal-OSHA. The Spaniards should take a lesson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (8ZskC)

167 What's that joke about the guy who sat through an hour-long lecture in German but had no clue what it was about because he left just before the speaker got to the verb? .... It's kind of like the one where the guy asked what that joke was by reformulating the joke in question form.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (1H9ox)

168 Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? -------------- I don't question state's ability to exist, just its necessity.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (gmeXX)

169 Ah, crap, I missed the chance to say be-nein growth.

Posted by: Dr. Angela Merkel, dermatologist at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (ZsN9X)

170 >>nobody will be able to "clean up" or "clean out" I think they pay the Spanish Gay Porn Stars extra for that sort of stuff.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:35 AM (MQZBa)

171 I never knew there were so many mentally-ill gay muslims in the world with a lust for jihad!

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (2Mnv1)

172 It's kind of like the one where the guy asked what that joke was by reformulating the joke in question form. Yeah, that's the one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (8ZskC)

173 We can't get a single human intelligence source in the middle east and they stick people openly in our government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (39g3+)

174 >>>Earlier in the month they had a nice article about how Americans are too stupid to understand Nutella. I assume by "Americans" they mean millenials who write for the NYTimes or WaPo, because nobody in the Midwest is that stupid. Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 02:30 PM (Uhafw) Ha! Sounds about right. Personally, I *can* understand Nutella, I just choose not to.

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (IKdzI)

175 What's that joke about the guy who sat through an hour-long lecture in German but had no clue what it was about because he left just before the speaker got to the verb?

It's not a joke.  *sob*

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (Uhafw)

176 163 They don't have baseball metaphors in Spain. Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 02:34 PM (MQZBa) Center / goalie then?

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (7HtZB)

177 153 This calls for some common sense Spanish gay porn actor safety measures. Posted by: Low Information President at November 30, 2016 02:31 PM (77i7V)
Here in "Cali", there was actually a voter initiative attempt to pass a law like that. I voted yes, figuring that while Cali is over-regulated, the wayward girls of Chatsworth deserve at least as much over-regulation as sheetmetal workers in the City Of Industry. (yes, Cali still has a town with that name, surprisingly).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:36 AM (ujg0T)

178 Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? -------------- I don't question state's ability to exist, just its necessity. I do. Because if there is no authorization, pen & phone shut it down.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:37 AM (sUwfN)

179 There is an old,  and sick,  saying in the middle east,  "A wife for children and a boy for pleasure"  or some sick shit like that.  They are demonic.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2016 09:37 AM (8b+oT)

180 I do. Because if there is no authorization, pen & phone shut it down. -------------- Oh, well yeah, shut it down. Let the President fire everyone.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:37 AM (gmeXX)

181 Wie sagt man "desinformatsiya"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 09:38 AM (sK2fh)

182 >>I do. Because if there is no authorization, pen & phone shut it down. Who would do the work? We've had foreign dignitaries in one way or another before we even had a country. This is one agency I'm not that concerned about. I just wish they would do a better job.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 09:38 AM (/tuJf)

183 Germany needs to drain their Soggy Bottom.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:38 AM (1H9ox)

184 If you are in Spain and a man offers to take you out for Tapas and Drinks, he's not interested in you. He's interested in your Messenger bag.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:38 AM (MQZBa)

185 Back when Glenn Beck was sane, I remember him making fun of how everything was "an isolated incident." Nope, nothing to see here, one time thing, move along.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (FQKBL)

186 Honest question. Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? I've seen post roads, navies, treasury, etc.
================

Treaties?  You can't have a treaty without a foreign service wallah entreating the aliens.

IIRC, the Secretary of State is the senior cabinet officer in the presidential line of succession.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (JBggj)

187 HR, meeting of a "right-wing" group at a beer hall?

The last time we were there to drink outside, there was a Turkish wedding in that hall.  Funny as hell watching young men slip out one by one to grab a quick beer from the counter and guzzle it behind a utility shed.

Dude's not any sort of extremist.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (Uhafw)

188 I'm afraid we may never know his motive for his vile deeds.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (TJCSB)

189 City Of Industry. (yes, Cali still has a town with that name, surprisingly). Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 02:36 PM (ujg0T) --------------------------------------------------------------- And I'm the only actual industry in town, other than junkyards.

Posted by: The Spearmint Rhino, a "full-service" strip club at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (ZsN9X)

190 Does anyone have this fellows filmography? For purely journalistic purposes of course.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (FqgrG)

191 56 An Andalusian. Never trust them. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 30, 2016 02:17 PM (FtrY1) Except for the horses. Andalusian horses are nice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2016 09:39 AM (+lVUW)

192 I voted yes, figuring that while Cali is over-regulated, the wayward girls of Chatsworth deserve at least as much over-regulation as sheetmetal workers in the City Of Industry. (yes, Cali still has a town with that name, surprisingly). Hah. I lived in Chatsworth for about 8 years. The porn companies had offices about a mile from my apartment along Lassen St.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 09:40 AM (8ZskC)

193 BREAKING UN ruling to free WikiLeaks Assange to stand after British appeal rejected on.rt.com/7wiy

Posted by: Evilpens at November 30, 2016 09:40 AM (y3aQB)

194 Honest question. Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? I've seen post roads, navies, treasury, etc. Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:34 PM (sUwfN) I think it falls under the executive branch-the constitution provided for the president to create those offices to enable him to conduct the business of the United States, and State was actually one of the first- created by congress on July 21, 1789. There is a very good reason for State, but the whole thing needs to be cleaned out like the Augean Stables.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 09:40 AM (VnCI9)

195 >>>What's that joke about the guy who sat through an hour-long lecture in German but had no clue what it was about because he left just before the speaker got to the verb? First of all, it was not "an hour." 45 minutes, tops.

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (IKdzI)

196 Sock (and everything else) off.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (ZsN9X)

197 Funny thing is a few good brands of processed food (Mexican canned stuff, etc.) come from the City of Industry. And don't forget the City of Commerce.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (QDnY+)

198 178 Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? -------------- I don't question state's ability to exist, just its necessity. I do. Because if there is no authorization, pen & phone shut it down. Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:37 PM (sUwfN)
Article 2, section 2: (The President) shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments. So a Department was set up for the day-to-day foreign policy work in DC, and has been there ever since.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (ujg0T)

199 IIRC, the Secretary of State is the senior cabinet officer in the presidential line of succession. Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (JBggj) 4th

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (VnCI9)

200 And I'm the only actual industry in town, other than junkyards. Posted by: The Spearmint Rhino, a "full-service" strip club at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (ZsN9X) I assume "The Junkyard" is the, um... Male dominated dancing club down the street from you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (sK2fh)

201 There is a very good reason for State, but the whole thing needs to be cleaned out like the Augean Stables. ------------- I'd suggest a version of repeal and replace. Eliminate and replace.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:41 AM (gmeXX)

202 179 There is an old, and sick, saying in the middle east, "A wife for children and a boy for pleasure" or some sick shit like that. They are demonic. Posted by: Dang at November ----- Bacha bazi - dancing boys. It is enshrined in their culture

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 09:42 AM (xXpwR)

203 86 Barky's muslim faith is no mystery. He was born a muzzie to a muzzie father. Had a muzzie step-father. Was raised, through his formative years, a muzzie in the largest muzzie nation in the world. This is all fact. The only "question" that people claim is whether Barky maintained his sympathetic ties to the muzzie world ... and from his words and actions there's absolutely no doubt about that. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2016 02:20 PM (zc3Db) ------------------------------------ He was born and raised an atheist. His natural father was an old-style, classic Marxist, as were his maternal grandparents and his mother. His stepfather was also an atheist. At no time in his youth did he attend any mosque or church, nor did his family observe any religious feasts or fasts. At the fancy, English-language school he went to in Jakarta, he was required to take religious instruction in either Islam or Christianity. His mother chose Islam because she was under the delusion that Christianity is "white." That's it. I have no doubt that he holds a sentimental attachment to Islam because of living in Indonesia during the few years he had a normal childhood. And, like any devout leftist today, he supports Islam as an anti-Western, anti-American, and anti-Christian force. But to speak of him being a believing Muslim is ridiculous.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 09:42 AM (Nox3c)

204 IIRC, the Secretary of State is the senior cabinet officer in the presidential line of succession. Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (JBggj) 4th --------- MRP was right.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:42 AM (gmeXX)

205 City of Industry has a Sam's Club, some car dealerships and a crap-ton of Chinese-owned companies in big warehouses that import shit from China. The freeways are clogged with trucks pulling shipping containers, every day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 09:42 AM (8ZskC)

206 Beck was sane, I remember him making fun of how everything was "an isolated incident." Nope, nothing to see here, one time thing, move along. Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (FQKBL) I tried to listen to him today, God his show has gotten so bad. We need to listen to each other and understand each other, he's trying to act like a Preacher instead of talking politics.

Posted by: John Kasich at November 30, 2016 09:43 AM (dKiJG)

207 4th
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Dang.  I missed it by thaaaaat much.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:43 AM (JBggj)

208 My understanding is Germany isn't that good at intelligence stuff. Not sure why that is. They send their plans to foment trouble on our southern border through Western Union. Smart, very smart.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:43 AM (QQ+il)

209 Look on the bright side Germany. This guy was spending his time being a traitorous spy is better than him being out in the streets gang raping young women.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:43 AM (1H9ox)

210 Parking Space Demolition Derby http://tinyurl.com/j2ongvk

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2016 09:43 AM (gs8be)

211 MRP was right.

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Uhhhh.... I thought so!

(LOL)

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (JBggj)

212 "What's that joke about the guy who sat through an hour-long lecture in German but had no clue what it was about because he left just before the speaker got to the verb?" "Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth." -- Samuel Clemens

Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (noWW6)

213 The Saga Continues: Trump Tower, New York City. Barricades surround the building as the president elect interviews applicants for positions and takes the please of supplicants. The latter arrive as workers finish the large flaming Golden Scalp Weasel on the tower's roof. "We have answered your summons, president elect Trump." "You have thrown everything against me during this campaign," he responds, "but I want to meet with you to show that I am magnum...er, magniloq...er...munici...hey, no hard feelings." "Thank you," Megyn says with ill-grace. "Don't take it so hard, sweet cheeks. I want to offer you a place." "What? In a harem?" Megyn says, shocked. "I'm a serious professional journalist!" Mika shouts. "You're a professional alright and you wear your credentials on your chest. But enough of the Tom-foolery, I'm not here for mish. I have another proposition." "And that is?" Megyn asks, glancing over at Mika and adjusting her top. "Throughout the campaign you shilled for Hillary. It was so obvious even the cretins in the British tabloids were laughing at you. It can be worth your while to do the same." "Why shill for Hillary," Mika asks, clerly puzzled. "She's done, she's taking a walk in the woods..." "Being sent to the farm for old dogs..." Megyn adds. "Going fishing with Fredo..." Mika quips, glaring at Megyn. "Pushing up daisies..." Megyn snarls as she faces Mika. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the pair growl as they stand with clenched teeth, nose to nose. "Down Sheba, down Lassie! You'll spook the Golden Scalp Weasel. Man, you dames are nuts and I know dames." The pair slowly back off with smiles as fake as a Dollar Shop gold ring. "Kisses, Megyn." "Love you, Mika." Trump shudders. "No, I want you to act like you're still skeptical about me, but secretly support me. Do things like how unsure you are about my actions and then spin the results as 'Darn, he really pulled off something there' as if you are amazed." "Why?" "You'll keep your audience of Lefties who want red meat about how stupid I am and then you'll suck in the Righties who go "Ha-ha! He really put one over on the press!" That way I win and you win - I get to look good and you get super ratings and big contract bonuses. Deal?" Mika and Megyn give grudging glances at each other before leaping forward. "You bet," Megyn says. "Nobody sucks up like I do!" "No one out lick-spittles me, Little Miss Round-Heels," Mika says. "Ladies, you agree. Take the rest to the girl's washroom and handle it old school." The Golden Scalp Weasel sighs in relief as the blondes, honing their nails, leave.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (hLRSq)

214 And yet my cousin lives in Wuppertal, and posted a crude anti-Trump political cartoon on Facebook, the day after Trump's win. One of the big reasons I dropped Facebook. It's easier to mock Americans than face their own problems, I guess.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (FQKBL)

215 52 I would love to serve in the American Office for the Protection of the Constitution - with complete veto rights over all acts of Congress and decisions by the Supreme Court. Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 02:16 PM (gmeXX) ----------------- We already have that. It's called state legislatures.

Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (Fmupd)

216 They send their plans to foment trouble on our southern border through Western Union. Smart, very smart. Schweinhund! I was in a hurry.

Posted by: Zimmerman at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (8ZskC)

217 Test

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 09:44 AM (dKiJG)

218 There is an old, and sick, saying in the middle east, "A wife for children and a boy for pleasure" or some sick shit like that. They are demonic. +++ Maybe they ought to just flip the wife over.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 09:45 AM (kth/o)

219 I think it falls under the executive branch-the constitution provided for the president to create those offices to enable him to conduct the business of the United States Allows but doesn't necessitate. Face it. At that rate, you will never shrink the size of government. Ever. Because EVERY department CAN be justified.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 09:45 AM (sUwfN)

220 The gay porn stuff is in the Le Parisien link, but it's not in any of the German links that Le Parisien links to, nor in the FAZ. The closest connection I can find is that the guy is a "Quereinstiger" which sort of has queer in it, but it means a guy who's shifting careers and didn't come up through the system. Also, I don't know why the French would make that mistake unless they google translated it into English first and then French.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2016 09:45 AM (mgbwf)

221 207 4th ================== Dang. I missed it by thaaaaat much. Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 02:43 PM (JBggj) No, you are correct-SecState is fourth in line-Pres, VP, Speaker of the House, SecState. But it's the first cabinet level head to be in the line for president.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 09:46 AM (VnCI9)

222 It's easier to mock Americans than face their own problems, I guess.

I've noticed a significant percentage of Americans do the same with Europe.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at November 30, 2016 09:46 AM (Uhafw)

223 Quereinsteiger. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2016 09:46 AM (mgbwf)

224 190 Does anyone have this fellows filmography? For purely journalistic purposes of course. Posted by: Shep Smith at November 30, 2016 02:39 PM (FqgrG) Yank My Doodle, Andy Shitty-Shitty Bang-Bang

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 09:46 AM (7HtZB)

225 Even the bloody mole has a mole.

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 30, 2016 09:47 AM (HgMAr)

226 Maybe they ought to just flip the wife over. Ever see the film American Me? By the way, courtesy Heritage Foundation, here's a chart showing how long it took presidents to fill cabinet positions http://dailysignal.com/wp-content/uploads/161130_Cabinet-Choice-Timing-1250x650.png I thought Trump seemed to be ahead of the curve in my memory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 09:47 AM (39g3+)

227 134  Yeah, the term "right-wing" in Europe, not just Germany, signifies something to the right of Tito's former soft-socialist Yugoslavia. And the "press" is much more far gone even than the US in Europe, and Japan (select British newspapers being the exception).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 02:28 PM (QDnY+)


The term "far right" in Europe means Nazis.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 09:47 AM (mpXpK)

228 Maybe they ought to just flip the wife over. Believe me, it's just not the same.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 30, 2016 09:48 AM (8ZskC)

229 Allows but doesn't necessitate. Face it. At that rate, you will never shrink the size of government. Ever. Because EVERY department CAN be justified. -------------- I'm willing to see if we actually need these agencies. State wouldn't be where I would start, but you have to start somewhere.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:48 AM (gmeXX)

230 Launch the sub-mole!

Posted by: Admiral Snackbar at November 30, 2016 09:49 AM (vtcmf)

231 You know what you call a gay muslim traitor to civilization? Abdul. Or Ahmed. Or whatever the hell his name happens to be.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 30, 2016 09:49 AM (1H9ox)

232 But it's the first cabinet level head to be in the line for president.
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That's what I thought.  The cabinet succession is based on the department's seniority (established by date of enactment).


Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2016 09:49 AM (JBggj)

233 Because EVERY department CAN be justified. ------------- Actually, there are several that I cannot justify. My general belief is this, if George Washington found it necessary, so be it. Beyond that, scratch it.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:50 AM (gmeXX)

234 There's more gay sex per capita in the muzzie world than in San Fran. ............ I beg to differ. How do you think I keep getting elected?

Posted by: Nanski Peloski at November 30, 2016 09:50 AM (HgMAr)

235 I've noticed a significant percentage of Americans do the same with Europe. If we can't mock the French, the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:50 AM (QQ+il)

236 I've noticed a significant percentage of Americans do the same with Europe Europeans need to choose, either Americas are ignorant of and ignore Europe or pick on them too much. Pick one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 09:50 AM (39g3+)

237 I'm willing to see if we actually need these agencies. State wouldn't be where I would start, but you have to start somewhere. Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 02:48 PM (gmeXX) USAID would be perfect. I think they have corruption and embezzlement as part of their required skills.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 09:51 AM (VnCI9)

238 Well, hell, the last time I drove through City of Industry was pre-NAFTA, and a seedy strip joint looked like an oasis in a desert.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 30, 2016 09:51 AM (ZsN9X)

239 That's not a mole, it's a tumah.

Posted by: Ahnold at November 30, 2016 09:51 AM (HgMAr)

240 Islam is the problem. The solution is to root it out and remove it from the planet. People who oppose this: Liberals, Progressives, Democrats. Why? Because they hate just as much as the moslems.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2016 09:52 AM (MZcWR)

241 I'm perfectly capable of mocking things like Germany's "rape culture" and talking about America's issues. Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2016 09:52 AM (FQKBL)

242 The Prosecutor of Dusseldorf is an opera, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 09:52 AM (QQ+il)

243 "The term 'far right' in Europe means Nazis." And is slapped with promiscuous abandon on anyone who dares deviate in the slightest degree from Eurosocialist dogma. So a von Mises becomes "far right" and perforce a Nazi.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 09:53 AM (noWW6)

244 I Always thought general pinochet was a monster for what he did but Hell I think he did the right thing, it had to be done.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 09:53 AM (dKiJG)

245 Embrace the power of "neither."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 09:53 AM (IqV8l)

246 "Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2016 02:46 PM (7HtZB) "

The Postman Always Blows Twice, co-starring John Kasich.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 30, 2016 09:54 AM (kumBu)

247 240 Islam is the problem. The solution is to root it out and remove it from the planet. People who oppose this: Liberals, Progressives, Democrats. Why? Because they hate just as much as the moslems. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2016 02:52 PM (MZcWR)
With the Left, it really is a Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact arrangement. They just (1) don't see Islam as all that dangerous, at least not to them in their enclaves, and (2) they see we patriots as a bigger enemy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 09:54 AM (ujg0T)

248 143-----Unless Trump significantly changes federal employment law, he is going to have a difficult time draining Foggy Bottom, ..... Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 02:29 PM (VnCI9) ------------------------------ Same thing with the VA or any department, which means you'd have to get Congress on board for some courageous change. Congress ....courage....Nope.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 09:54 AM (Nox3c)

249 Congress has the power to create these agencies, but I do not believe that Congress or the Court has the power to strip the President's ability to fire anyone who works for such agencies. Obviously, they feel different.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:54 AM (gmeXX)

250 "The term 'far right' in Europe means Nazis." ------------- And that's different from America how?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 09:55 AM (DGGdk)

251 Needs more cowbell Wah.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 09:55 AM (MQZBa)

252 Despite this Nood, the Schadenboner thread just keeps growing and growing. Sort of like Brian Dennehy did when he played The Big Bang in that classic film: "Creation: The Schadenbonering".

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 09:56 AM (CS7jF)

253 164  Honest question. Where is State's authorization for existence in the Constitution? I've seen post roads, navies, treasury, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 02:34 PM (sUwfN)


The Constitution authorizes the President to conduct foreign affairs.  After a short period of time it was recognized that he needed help.  So the first congress drafted legislation for the Department of State to help the President.  Since it is a direct authority under the Constitution for the President and they are an aid to the President in that aspect it was and has been considered Constitutional.



That being said, there is a shit ton of "departments" that are NOT listed as an authorized duty of the President.  The Jimmy Peanut Department of Education is a prime example.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 09:56 AM (mpXpK)

254 Gays were not restricted from military service because they make guys feel funny in the showers, it's because they are in general emotional, narcissistic and experienced betrayers. They also form their own little groups within organizations where they advance their lovers. Precisely the people you don't want in an org devoted to national security.

Posted by: jihadi at November 30, 2016 09:57 AM (I64i9)

255 BTW, the State Department was the very first department created.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 09:57 AM (mpXpK)

256 There is an old, and sick, saying in the middle east, "A wife for children and a boy for pleasure" or some sick shit like that. They are demonic. +++ Maybe they ought to just flip the wife over. Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at November 30, 2016 02:45 PM (kth/o) The phrase is "a woman for children, a boy for love." It speaks to the prohibition for relations between men and yet acknowledges that women are inhuman creatures only good for childbearing. Saudi Arabia recently made a controversial religious decision that women were mammals, still not human, but mammals because of live birth, hair, and nursing their young. It caused a great outcry because it meant that now women had to be treated at least as humanely as a goat, sheep, or camel.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 09:57 AM (kXoT0)

257 Just a question, what does a gay porn star see in Mohammedanism?


Death?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 09:58 AM (NbJXF)

258 How does one say "diversity is our strength" in German?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 30, 2016 09:58 AM (vI+F1)

259 If you want to be a Strict Constitutionist the Air Force isn't mentioned.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 09:58 AM (dKiJG)

260 Despite this Nood, the Schadenboner thread just keeps growing and growing. Sort of like Brian Dennehy did when he played The Big Bang in that classic film: "Creation: The Schadenbonering". Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 02:56 PM (CS7jF) Well, frankly, who wants to give up enjoying that Hillary lost? I don't!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (kXoT0)

261 ...they smell exactly like waffles drowned in Maine maple syrup. Foutre-toi!

Posted by: quebec maple syrup/sirop d'erable quebecois at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (JF8tR)

262 >>Gays were not restricted from military service because they make guys feel funny in the showers, it's because they are in general emotional, narcissistic and experienced betrayers.


Oh great, and what do you think is the risk in transgenders serving????

Posted by: Bradley "Chelsea" Manning at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

263 Some years ago, early on in grad school, I took a class in "Orientalism" (basically a whole semester spent reading Edward Said's book, which I would not wish on my worst enemy), and we had some supplementary readings, one of which I think was from Gustave Flaubert talking about how sexualized the Arab culture was. Like, men and women, of all ages, even young boys, openly talking about penis sizes and all that. He made it sound pretty disgusting.

Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (IKdzI)

264 So a von Mises becomes "far right" and perforce a Nazi. Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2016 02:53 PM (noWW6) Which, of course, is wrong, since we know from our studies that the Nazis were classic leftists. They were SOCIALISTS, after all. They didn't want to kill all the Russians they met because the Russians were the opposite of who the Nazis were, but because the Russians were heretics from The True Socialist Faith (tm)*. *With the purchase of one (1) True Socialist Faith you will receive, shipping and handling FREE, not one, but TWO (2) lime-filled murder pits! Order now!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (CS7jF)

265 If you want to be a Strict Constitutionist the Air Force isn't mentioned. ----------- I've heard mention that there are some who feel the air force should be moved back into the Army. I'd actually be curious to read the argument. I'm not sure I completely buy it, but it may have merit. Plus it may be more "constitutional" as you noticed.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 09:59 AM (gmeXX)

266 Just a question, what does a gay porn star see in Mohammedanism? Death? A glitter bombing!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:00 AM (JF8tR)

267 "It speaks to the prohibition for relations between men ..." No, in their culture you are only gay if you refuse to get married and have kids: then they topple the wall on you. If you do that you can screw as many boys as you want and they are ok with that (Y Arafat). Seriously.

Posted by: jihadi at November 30, 2016 10:00 AM (I64i9)

268 TIME OUT...


GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT!



OK carry on.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 10:00 AM (NbJXF)

269 How does one say "diversity is our strength" in German? Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 30, 2016 02:58 PM (vI+F1) Lottsenvolkenmitderhansesundfranzenpumpienuppen.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2016 10:00 AM (hLRSq)

270 Just a question, what does a gay porn star see in Mohammedanism? .......... Lots of hairy asses.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:01 AM (HgMAr)

271 250  And that's different from America how?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 02:55 PM (DGGdk)


Only to the Democrats who are grossly stupid since the Nazis were a socialist Party.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 10:01 AM (mpXpK)

272 258 How does one say "diversity is our strength" in German?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 30, 2016 02:58 PM (vI+F1)


"It's time for your shower"

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 10:01 AM (NbJXF)

273 Wow! My new hash makes me the Jugeared Fuck hater! Cool!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:01 AM (JF8tR)

274 Meanwhile, and OT, but the GOP of Wisconsin, who clearly know what they're doing, have filed suit against JillyBean Stein and Crooked Hillary alleging illegal coordination of campaign finances with regard to #Recount2016 It's a pretty solid case, but then again doesn't every case sound "solid" on paper? You can get to the link from my GAB page in the signature.

Posted by: DocJ at November 30, 2016 10:02 AM (7bkOX)

275 273 Wow! My new hash makes me the Jugeared Fuck hater! Cool! Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2016 03:01 PM (JF8tR) That is totally awesome.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 30, 2016 10:02 AM (VnCI9)

276 Well, frankly, who wants to give up enjoying that Hillary lost? I don't! Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 30, 2016 02:59 PM (kXoT0) I know. I've got to work now, but I'm definitely going back to that tonight to re-read. An epic thread, indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 10:02 AM (CS7jF)

277 Only the following departments should exist IMHO: State Justice Defense Treasury Period.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 10:02 AM (BDZWU)

278 *points at 220* Not a single one of the German links mentions gay porn. The stories all paraphrase each other and use the phrase "unauffaelig", unremarkable, about the Spanish Islamist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2016 10:03 AM (mgbwf)

279 Just turnin' his life around.  Had just been accepted at Ohio State...

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2016 10:03 AM (2z74n)

280 How does one say "diversity is our strength" in German?

headenzee chopinzee

Posted by: Admiral Snackbar at November 30, 2016 10:03 AM (vtcmf)

281 Only the following departments should exist IMHO: State Justice Defense Treasury Period. ----------- As I said earlier, I trust in George Washington's wisdom.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2016 10:03 AM (gmeXX)

282 "Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2016 02:59 PM (CS7jF) "

It's not all that uncommon psychologically. Who do you hate more - the person who is so different from you that you can barely comprehend them, or the person who is almost exactly like you - except for one or two niggling little details? The person who is 5% like me I can ignore. The person who is 95% like me must either embrace the last 5% or be destroyed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 30, 2016 10:04 AM (kumBu)

283 Sidebar - who does Dr. Oz say is fucking all the olive oil?

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 10:04 AM (tewYv)

284 Yeah, I guess but it's not ORGYc.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:04 AM (JF8tR)

285 You can get to the link from my GAB page in the signature.

Posted by: DocJ at November 30, 2016 03:02 PM (7bkOX)

=========================================



The link requires registration or log-in as a Gab member.  Let me hunt around and see if I can find a link on the net.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 10:04 AM (bpfzP)

286 Get the butter olive oil.

Posted by: paolo at November 30, 2016 10:04 AM (JF8tR)

287 Just turnin' his life around. Had just been accepted at Ohio State...

He was a BUCKEYE.

Posted by: OSU Diversity Scrunt at November 30, 2016 10:05 AM (vtcmf)

288 Oh, and don't repost that.

Posted by: OSU Diversity Scrunt at November 30, 2016 10:05 AM (vtcmf)

289 If you want to be a Strict Constitutionist the Air Force isn't mentioned. ----------- I've heard mention that there are some who feel the air force should be moved back into the Army. I'd actually be curious to read the argument. I'm not sure I completely buy it, but it may have merit. Plus it may be more "constitutional" as you noticed. Yep. And if it's needed THAT badly, it shouldn't be too hard to change the Constitution, should it?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:06 AM (sUwfN)

290 HA HA FUCKING HA!



http://tinyurl.com/jz3r3zf

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2016 10:06 AM (NbJXF)

291 He was a BUCKEYE. - The cop was a DEADEYE.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 10:07 AM (Nwg0u)

292 Anybody else find the fact that DC was built on a swamp amusing now that we are going to drain the human denizens of the swamp?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 10:07 AM (kXoT0)

293 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know NOTHING!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 10:08 AM (493sH)

294 I can't find anything new on the Wisconsin recount.  Latest news articles are from this morning, saying that Stein's request for a hand count was denied.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 10:08 AM (bpfzP)

295 Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 03:04 PM (tewYv) Dr. Oz was the tool used by a Cali based olive oil consortium to spread misinformation about olive oil that originates in Europe. I only learned of it when I got an email from my cousin warning us about OH NOES FAKE OLIVE OIL!! long story short: the claim was that Italian label olive oil is often really Spanish or Greek. That is true, however it is also true that the country of origin is clearly marked on the label. If you want olive oil that really comes from Italy, look for a label that has the little Italian flag on it. It was just nonsense. I always go by the taste of the product, and have used Colavita for a long time. That company has always accurately described the country of the olives' origin. Much ado about nothing.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 10:09 AM (jkmtt)

296 Only the following departments should exist IMHO: State Justice Defense Treasury Period. Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 03:02 PM (BDZWU) Period? When in the hell did we get a Period Department? Is that like Womyn's Studies?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2016 10:09 AM (493sH)

297 Damn grammie - sorry, I forgot all about that. https://tinyurl.com/zbwqarb

Posted by: DocJ at November 30, 2016 10:10 AM (7bkOX)

298 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister

Aren't they all?  You forgot to add that "the system worked".

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2016 10:10 AM (2z74n)

299 Only the following departments should exist IMHO: State Justice Defense Treasury Period. Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 03:02 PM (BDZWU) Period? When in the hell did we get a Period Department? Is that like Womyn's Studies? Posted by: TheQuietMan It only activates once a month.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:10 AM (sUwfN)

300 Like, men and women, of all ages, even young boys, openly talking about penis sizes and all that. He made it sound pretty disgusting. Posted by: T at November 30, 2016 02:59 PM (IKdzI) It is. Women play tickle the pickle with their sons in the hope that their son/grandson/nephew/younger brother will be the most potent and so he will be reluctant to murder Mommy/Gramma/Auntie/Sister.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at November 30, 2016 10:11 AM (kXoT0)

301 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister As was Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 10:11 AM (IqV8l)

302 Some of the olive oil packaged as 'extra virgin' had given a sad over-the-pants handy in the back of its prom date's Le Baron. Still a virgin, but extra? I think not.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 30, 2016 10:12 AM (kumBu)

303 CNN's headline right now is ... just infuriating. God, I can't wait until the whole media world drowns in debt.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 10:12 AM (xeeHA)

304 Damn grammie - sorry, I forgot all about that.

https://tinyurl.com/zbwqarb

Posted by: DocJ at November 30, 2016 03:10 PM (7bkOX)

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Wow!  How did you find that?  Thanks!


Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 10:12 AM (bpfzP)

305 Women play tickle the pickle with their sons in the hope that their son/grandson/nephew/younger brother will be the most potent and so he will be reluctant to murder Mommy/Gramma/Auntie/Sister. Bitch gets around, doesn't she?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:12 AM (sUwfN)

306 "...I suspect more we have more than a few moles in our government as well. Yes, at the very highest levels. President, Chief of Staff, CIA Director The list is long.

Posted by: navybrat at November 30, 2016 10:12 AM (w7KSn)

307 Yes, at the very highest levels. President, Chief of Staff, CIA Director The list is long. -------------- BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 30, 2016 10:13 AM (xeeHA)

308 "This is an isolated case," insisted the spokesman of the Interior Minister ........... A lone gay wolf.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:13 AM (HgMAr)

309 If you want to be a Strict Constitutionalist the Air Force isn't mentioned. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 02:58 PM (dKiJG) The Air Force is authorized by the "White Gloved Servants" clause of the US Constitution, found in Section 8, subsection 19.

Posted by: Sharkman, USNR (Ret) at November 30, 2016 10:13 AM (CS7jF)

310 ...a french translation of a German article in which they retained the convoluted German sentence structure. ***** IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE THE VERB IS AT THE END! - a limerick German phrasing has gotten me stewing Up it is my understanding screwing. For me to comprehend I must go 'round to the end In order to find out what I was doing.

Posted by: [/b][/i]Muldoon at November 30, 2016 10:14 AM (wPiJc)

311 He was a BUCKEYE. - The cop was a DEADEYE. THE Ohio State Jihadi.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 10:14 AM (QQ+il)

312 Okay, I see Politico has the story now. 


http://politi.co/2gGUUZQ



Bye Bye money.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 10:15 AM (bpfzP)

313 A lone gay wolf. His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 10:15 AM (QQ+il)

314 Only the following departments should exist IMHO: State Justice Defense Treasury Period. But which one would be in charge of the People' Feelz?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 10:15 AM (8ZskC)

315 Shocked status: [ ] Am [x] Am'nt

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:16 AM (qUNWi)

316 THE Ohio State Butteyes.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:17 AM (qUNWi)

317 It's lonely being stuck here in this storm drain grate....

Posted by: Hillarys missing shoe at November 30, 2016 10:18 AM (HSmrB)

318 I know its all fake news but Palin at VA? Works for me.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2016 10:18 AM (tewYv)

319 WOOD EYE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 10:18 AM (IqV8l)

320 Never mind the poor grammar,  the German's got themselves a HORN-SWOGGLER!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 30, 2016 10:19 AM (NpXoL)

321 Hilarious,left wingers taking comfort in an alternate reality where Hillary won.Yep,those people are totes not mentally ill.

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 10:19 AM (r/0kC)

322 The German grammar thing reminds me of the unintentionally poetic note I once received from my landlady in Germany so many years ago: "Tomorrow comes the man, and he will the window repair."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 30, 2016 10:19 AM (RwwCT)

323 Bye Bye money. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2016 03:15 PM (bpfzP) .......... No more neck lifts.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:20 AM (HgMAr)

324 What tern do you use for a group of moles? Well, whatever t is we have them al over the Goverrnment I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 10:20 AM (tOcW/)

325 The Olive Oil controversy, there was a good book about the Industry and how they add vegetable oil to it etc. He talks about how you really can't trust the labeling. I will try to find the name

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 10:20 AM (dKiJG)

326 "Tomorrow comes the man, and he will the window repair." So the Germans are Yodas?

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:21 AM (qUNWi)

327 What tern do you use for a group of moles? ............ a rash of moles?

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:21 AM (HgMAr)

328 What tern do you use for a group of moles? A Cancer of moles?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 30, 2016 10:21 AM (RwwCT)

329 The German grammar thing reminds me of the unintentionally poetic note I once received from my landlady in Germany so many years ago: "Tomorrow comes the man, and he will the window repair." The matter with the fuck is that?

Posted by: Yoda at November 30, 2016 10:22 AM (u0s1P)

330 I am The Mole.

Posted by: Fred Savage at November 30, 2016 10:22 AM (Fp4vv)

331 So the Germans are Yodas? Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 03:21 PM (qUNWi) Well, my landlady was essentially Yoda with a wig and thick ankles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 30, 2016 10:22 AM (RwwCT)

332 A perimeter around the survivors create.

Posted by: Actual Yoda Dialogue at November 30, 2016 10:22 AM (u0s1P)

333 Coming is the Winter.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:23 AM (qUNWi)

334 Just for fun, search "Muslim Brotherhood US government."



Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 30, 2016 10:23 AM (OlyEd)

335 Could be worse. You could have a moley frijoley.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 30, 2016 10:23 AM (NpXoL)

336 You guys don't read enough W.E.B. Griffin.  The Air Force was created as party of the Key West Agreement in 1948.


And since the President has a direct responsibility for defending the US and being head of the military, it is constitutional.   However some aspects of that agreement are not wise.  The rule that the Army can have no attack aircraft was pretty stupid since the AF decided they didn't like that function for ground air support.




Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 10:23 AM (mpXpK)

337 What tern do you use for a group of moles? ............ a rash of moles? A labor. Or labour. Who the fuck comes up with these names?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:23 AM (sUwfN)

338 But which one would be in charge of the People' Feelz? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 03:15 PM (8ZskC) === Milo would be in charge. The motto would be Hashtag Fuck Your Feelings.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 10:24 AM (BDZWU)

339 Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil Good book

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2016 10:24 AM (dKiJG)

340 What tern do you use for a group of moles? ---- Our Name is Lesion. We are Many. We Are Lesion!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 10:24 AM (8XRCm)

341 Twisted Mmole jokes...never would have figured you guys for that. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at November 30, 2016 10:24 AM (Pby3z)

342 A murder of moles

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 10:25 AM (tHwdc)

343 Pet peeve regarding the reporting of the NC prosecutor's decision not to charge the cop who shot Keith Lamon Scott to death. (Scott, a black suspect, was shot to death by a black cop during a confrontation with police after Scott refused to drop his gun). The article says the cop won't be charged, "even though the death was ruled a homicide." Duh. Scott was shot to death by the cop, so of course the ME ruled it a homicide. When an ME determines manner of death, s/he has six choices: (1) natural causes; (2) accident; (3) suicide; (4) homicide; (5) pending investigation; (6) undetermined. The ME is supposed to use the "pending investigation" classification only when they can't determine what happened. For example, if a body is dragged out of the river, and there is a bullet hole to the side of the head, the ME won't usually have enough information to determine if it was a suicide, a homicide, or an accident. But obviously, that's not the case with the cop shootings. When the ME chooses "homicide" as the manner of death, that means nothing more than that the ME determined that the death was caused by another person. It says nothing about whether or not the other person was legally justified in causing the death. If an escaped convict breaks into a woman's house in the middle of the night and beats and rapes her in her bed and then begins to stab her, and the woman manages to grab the lamp off the nightstand and cracks open the thug's skull with it, that killing will be classified as a "homicide" by the ME, even though the woman was clearly legally justified in killing the thug. It's still a "homicide" because it was a death caused by another. Just so tired of seeing reporters (and dumb-ass SJ protesters) insisting that every death classified as a "homicide" is a murder. A homicide may indeed be a murder, or it may not be a murder, or any other type of crime. It's not up to the Medical Examiner.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 10:25 AM (rgZEV)

344 Never President Hillary Clinton will be.

Posted by: Walking Stick Yoda at November 30, 2016 10:25 AM (gs8be)

345 It's not the accurate term, but I sort of like "a creep of moles"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 10:25 AM (tOcW/)

346 Hey, Flounder Merkel. Don't feel bad. You fucked up. You trusted me.

Posted by: Gay Porn Spanish Islamist at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (Pby3z)

347 I'm pretty sure it's a "Guac of Moles".

Posted by: Country Singer at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (uiwCw)

348 I'm the mole from the ministry. And you'll all bow down to me. https://youtu.be/X-fL68DbcQ0

Posted by: The Dukes of Stratosphear at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (IqV8l)

349 WOOD EYE! Hairlip hairlip!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (QQ+il)

350 What tern do you use for a group of moles? Well, whatever t is we have them al over the Goverrnment I expect. - I googled it. It's a "company" of moles. I'm thinking the company is probably Gillette, or Schick, or something that makes sharp blades.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (Nwg0u)

351 324 What tern do you use for a group of moles? Well, whatever t is we have them al over the Goverrnment I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 03:20 PM (tOcW/)


A group of rats is called a "mischief" so since moles are a type of rat I would surmise that a group of them would be called a mischief as well. But I don't think you well ever see a group of moles.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 10:26 AM (mpXpK)

352 Never President Hillary Clinton will be. Old it never will get.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:27 AM (qUNWi)

353 Just saw that Kellogg's is withdrawing all advertising from Breitbart "because of values... bla, bla, blah". I am no longer surprised and expect that every large corporation will do the same soon. All of these companies are run by Ivy League graduates who, for more than a generation, have been taught that Republicans and conservatives are not acceptable. I first noticed this disapproval in the Reagan era, first from Hollywood in sly innuendoes in TV shows or movies. We have now reached the point where majority of the elite think that half the country must be punished for "wrongthink".

Posted by: Decaf at November 30, 2016 10:27 AM (nogKi)

354 >>WOOD EYE! Hair lip.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 10:28 AM (/tuJf)

355 343  Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 03:25 PM (rgZEV)


You don't expect a stupid reporter with a journaljism degree to know that do you?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 10:28 AM (mpXpK)

356 Department of State, known originally as the Department of Foreign Affairs was created in 1789 by legislation passed by the House and Senate. George Washington signed it and appointed Thomas Jefferson as the first Secretary of State. He was minister to France at that point, and John Jay was serving as Secretary of State from the articles of confederation. It's basically the oldest cabinet position.

Posted by: Jen at November 30, 2016 10:28 AM (Q3CCX)

357 >>Hairlip hairlip! damn you

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 10:28 AM (/tuJf)

358 A tunnel of moles ?

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2016 10:28 AM (gs8be)

359 Meh,that Kellogg guy was altogether too obsessed with bowel movements anyway.

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2016 10:29 AM (r/0kC)

360 If Kellog's is so concerned with values, they would stop getting palm oil from countries that use forced child labor. Notice how nobody cared about breitbart or its advertisers until they suddenly noticed that the place is actually a viable alternate news source that has replaced Drudge for most former customers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 10:29 AM (39g3+)

361 One day three moles were tunneling their way to breakfast. Mole #1 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #2 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!"

Posted by: [/b][/i]Muldoon at November 30, 2016 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

362 Just so tired of seeing reporters (and dumb-ass SJ protesters) insisting that every death classified as a "homicide" is a murder. A homicide may indeed be a murder, or it may not be a murder, or any other type of crime. It's not up to the Medical Examiner Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 03:25 PM (rgZEV) All interesting. Thanks TP.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at November 30, 2016 10:29 AM (PjWy4)

363 It's basically the oldest cabinet position. I though that was "one leg up" style.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (qUNWi)

364 Actually, it's harelip.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (IqV8l)

365 No one expects the Spanish Islamistion..

Posted by: Boots at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (EBwPV)

366 I seem to remember one of Mr. Plinkett's minor complaints about the prequels was the way they treated Yoda. He pointed out that in the OT Yoda didn't always talk backwards. It was a sentence here and there where he would do that. In the PT, they turned it up to eleventy where every sentence he uttered was backwards. Most likely for the benefit of the fan boys.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (BDZWU)

367 I googled it. It's a "company" of moles. I'm thinking the company is probably Gillette, or Schick, or something that makes sharp blades. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks --------------- Is it really? I wonder if that is why the CIA is referred to as "The Company" in fiction so much?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (DGGdk)

368 One day three moles were tunneling their way to breakfast. Mole #1 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #2 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!" Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc) ----- **blink** **blink** That pun was so bad you should be im-mole-ated.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

369 Meh,that Kellogg guy was altogether too obsessed with bowel movements anyway. Oh, its not going in that end Mr Lightbody

Posted by: Kellog at November 30, 2016 10:30 AM (39g3+)

370 I'm pretty sure it's a "Guac of Moles". Posted by: Country Singer ***** Okay. That made me laugh.

Posted by: [/b][/i]Muldoon at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (wPiJc)

371 A group of moles is called a "labor".

Posted by: Sharkman, USNR (Ret) at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (CS7jF)

372 It's basically the oldest cabinet position. Posted by: Jen at November 30, 2016 03:28 PM (Q3CCX) Second oldest. The Secretary of the Department of Prostitution is the Oldest Cabinet Position.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (8ZskC)

373 You mean ignoring neon flashing warning signs is bad? Whoulda thunk it?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (uhftQ)

374 I'm pretty sure it's a "Guac of Moles". .............. That's not a mole. NSFL not safe for lunch http://tinyurl.com/qxev3rw

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (HgMAr)

375 >>Actually, it's harelip. Pedant! Pedant!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (/tuJf)

376 Germans, like us, need to get out of the mindset where they think they can just entrust the running of government to career politicians and expect things to hum along smoothly. That would be like hiring Andreas Lubitz as your chauffeur. No, for some reason the majority of politicians have become sociopaths bent on destroying their own nations, so the time has come to awaken from our slumber and intervene in a big way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (Pby3z)

377 361 One day three moles were tunneling their way to breakfast. Mole #1 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #2 - "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!" Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc) Gees. Lol. Now my life is complete Lord, I've heard it all...this thread did it...you can take me now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at November 30, 2016 10:31 AM (uyrlv)

378 mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark

Posted by: Harlipped dog that wont shut up at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (8XRCm)

379 Knowing the origins of the Kellog company, the family, and their location, they ought to be very conservative. How far they've fallen from their origins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (39g3+)

380 A group of rats is called a "mischief" so since moles are a type of rat I would surmise that a group of them would be called a mischief as well. But I don't think you well ever see a group of moles. See 337. Labour or labor of moles. As I said, who comes up with these names?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (sUwfN)

381 Pedant! Pedant! ::lightning bolt::

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (qUNWi)

382 Just so tired of seeing reporters (and dumb-ass SJ protesters) insisting that every death classified as a "homicide" is a murder. - Maybe they think they called them martyr queer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (Nwg0u)

383 You don't expect a stupid reporter with a journaljism degree to know that do you? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 03:28 PM (mpXpK) ________________________ Not really, it just annoys me. And it's not just reporters and SJW idiots. I've seen talking heads with law degrees on t.v. spewing the same ignorant crap.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (rgZEV)

384 So Obama's Blackberry might be an interesting target for a subpoena. (Seriously, I typed out this thought about seven different ways and every single version sounded like gay dialogue)

Posted by: simplemind at November 30, 2016 10:32 AM (xVRrG)

385 Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc)


LOL! Like the monkeys in the tree.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 10:33 AM (tHwdc)

386 Most of Kellogg's products aren't really conducive to massive GAINNZZ anyway. Should be easy to boycott them.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 10:33 AM (BDZWU)

387 Rodent puns is mole doin'. There. I crossed the streams.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 10:33 AM (8ZskC)

388 Hasn't Frau Merkle been busy demanding those brand new german "citizens" be given jobs in government and top industries? I think she made this demand after studies showed a tiny single digit percentage of the german newcomers were gainfully employed, the majority are on welfare.

Posted by: Boots at November 30, 2016 10:33 AM (EBwPV)

389 Posted by: Harlipped dog that wont shut up at November 30, 2016 03:32 PM (8XRCm) That was dumb. I laffed like a doofus.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:33 AM (qUNWi)

390 385 Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!" Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc) LOL! Like the monkeys in the tree. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:33 PM (tHwdc) Bonobos? no thats a whole nother thing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at November 30, 2016 10:34 AM (uyrlv)

391 Then he wiped his ass with the squirrel.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 30, 2016 10:34 AM (QQ+il)

392 Mole #3 - "I can't smell anything but molasses!" Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2016 03:29 PM (wPiJc) LOL! Like the monkeys in the tree. Posted by: Miley Or midgets in an elevator.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 30, 2016 10:34 AM (sUwfN)

393 It's a "conspiracy" of Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 30, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

394 NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (8ZskC)

395 Doing the _terrorist_ jobs that Germans don't want.

Posted by: Hot pockets at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (7wyDO)

396 Eh, what's up doc?

Posted by: Joaquin Phoenix at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (Pby3z)

397 A coven of monkeys.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (qUNWi)

398 383  Not really, it just annoys me. And it's not just reporters and SJW idiots. I've seen talking heads with law degrees on t.v. spewing the same ignorant crap.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 03:32 PM (rgZEV)


There is no excuse for someone with a law degree not knowing that.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (mpXpK)

399 353 Just saw that Kellogg's is withdrawing all advertising from Breitbart "because of values... bla, bla, blah".
General Mills? Post? Quaker? Let's find out where they stand. Actions have consequences. I suppose we can safely assume the Kashi company is full of leftists.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 10:35 AM (ujg0T)

400 Bonobos? no thats a whole nother thing. Posted by: Cannibal Bob ------------- Macaque.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 10:36 AM (DGGdk)

401 I'm sure there are tons of Kashi products in food pantries because the big box retails can't sell that stuff.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 30, 2016 10:36 AM (suO/a)

402 The symbol for a group of moles is: 6.02214179 x 10(23) and may be more simply with: mol

Posted by: Sharkman, Not a Scientist, but I can Google at November 30, 2016 10:37 AM (CS7jF)

403 LOL! Like the monkeys in the tree. **** Or sled dogs. The old saying in Alaska is "Unless you're the lead dog the scenery never changes."

Posted by: [/b][/i]Muldoon at November 30, 2016 10:37 AM (wPiJc)

404 Mol-tiples.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 30, 2016 10:37 AM (NpXoL)

405 We go OT after 100 and bonkers after 300

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2016 10:38 AM (HgMAr)

406 General Mills? Post? Quaker? Let's find out where they stand. Actions have consequences. I suppose we can safely assume the Kashi company is full of leftists. Posted by: Curmudgeon ----------------- Found out last week that Quaker is a PepsiCo brand. So we know where they are.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 10:38 AM (DGGdk)

407 406 General Mills? Post? Quaker? Let's find out where they stand. Actions have consequences. I suppose we can safely assume the Kashi company is full of leftists. Posted by: Curmudgeon === Kashi is owned by Kellogg's.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 30, 2016 10:41 AM (BDZWU)

408 I have no doubt that he holds a sentimental attachment to Islam because of living in Indonesia during the few years he had a normal childhood. And, like any devout leftist today, he supports Islam as an anti-Western, anti-American, and anti-Christian force. But to speak of him being a believing Muslim is ridiculous. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2016 02:42 PM (Nox3c) That's always what I have thought too. Obama has no god greater than himself. He prefers Islam to Christianity only because Islam is anti-West.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 10:42 AM (u0lmX)

409 I'm kinda, really, to the point of hysteria, enjoying the march of persons in and out of Trump's place. Not many actual Trump sightings but streams of people summond from all corners. And the media has No Clue what's going on. They are on the outside, noses pressed against the window, but nowhere near in-the-know. If they had any self awareness, they might be humbled.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 30, 2016 10:42 AM (9JKMm)

410 Kellogg's was founded by a nutcase who was on an anti-fapping crusade. So you shouldn't be eating that stuff anyway.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 10:44 AM (u0lmX)

411 410 Kellogg's was founded by a nutcase who was on an anti-fapping crusade. So you shouldn't be eating that stuff anyway. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 03:44 PM (u0lmX)
But he was into enemas and prostate stimulation, for the morons(ettes) into *that*. 8D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 30, 2016 10:47 AM (ujg0T)

412 Found out last week that Quaker is a PepsiCo brand. So we know where they are. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 03:38 PM (DGGdk) I eat a lot of oatmeal during the winter so that's good to know. Oatmeal is one of those things where the store/generic brand is completely identical to the higher priced name brand, so there is no sacrifice involved in avoiding Quaker Oats.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 10:48 AM (u0lmX)

413 Knowing the origins of the Kellog company, the family, and their location, they ought to be very conservative. How far they've fallen from their origins. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2016 03:32 PM (39g3 Kellogg's CEO is an Australian accountant. The company's headquarters is still in Battle Creek, but they no longer make cereal there. Kellogg's is just one giant conglomerate that owns dozens of brands. It would be tough to eliminate everything they make from your home unless you are willing to go the organic, whole foods route. Go to their website and you will be impressed with the lengths they go to promote their love of all things LGBT and anything SJW. It's laughable, their values page claims to be open to all points of view, etc. Unless it's a conservative site. This is like the Rush boycott from the Sandra Fluke flap. Kelloggs can preen around about how wonderful they are, then later, they will want to return when they realize they did nothing but shoot themselves in the foot. This isn't going to hurt Breitbart in the least, just as Rush's boycott didn't hurt him either.

Posted by: Jen at November 30, 2016 10:50 AM (Q3CCX)

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I eat a lot of oatmeal during the winter so that's good to know. Oatmeal is one of those things where the store/generic brand is completely identical to the higher priced name brand, so there is no sacrifice involved in avoiding Quaker Oats.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 30, 2016 03:48 PM (u0lmX)

 

 

Your store brand is most likely made by Quaker Oats too.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2016 10:59 AM (lKyWE)

415 My own stools, Sir, are enormous and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

Posted by: jwest at November 30, 2016 11:16 AM (Zs4uk)

416 Germany is all but lost, so no surprise they have infiltrated intelligence. Blog: Gatestone Institute has the month of October and daily assaults, etc on citizens. Read it and weep: a school in Germany will no longer celebrate or acknowledge Christmas. Women raped (one was 90) or assaulted daily. During a wedding a barbarian came in and assaulted the statue of the Virgin Mary. It goes on and on and the people rarely protest. The newspapers are not allowed to publish nationality of barbarians, but one paper defied the government and refused to take down a story of a rape in Vienna by 3 Afghani bastards. In Italy, an 80 yr old man (N. Italy) was forced to allow refugees via police escort (two van loads) to stay in his hotel. The video shows the poor man refusing and the cops telling him he has no choice. So sad, as first the Nazi's now the barbarians invade. In France, police protested en mass last month in Paris for lack of being able to defend themselves. They have to buy their own guns and vests. During frequent riots in some districts, the no go zones that are growing with tents and other hideousness, their defense is to hide behind each other as one has plastic shield. My husband had already declared that we would no longer return to Paris, and I have to agree reading this (was there last in 2014). I saw above on France24 blog. So, while we were fighting for our country and voting, all of this is going on in Europe. We are witnessing the islamization of Europe. Thanks to Merkle and fekless political correctness and cultural enlightenment they will soonish be under Sharia law. Ten percent of France is Muslim. Of that 10%, one third are fine with Sharia law. It is possible, from my reading, that the next president of Germany will be moose limb like the mayor of London. I am glad I saw European culture before it was trashed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 30, 2016 11:19 AM (Cx8BK)

417 Forgot to add to dissertation above: In Italy and other countries, to cope with the refugees, citizens who own second homes (which are unoccupied) are being forced to give the homes to house the rapugees. We know how this would go in the USA. Big ole Bite Moi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 30, 2016 11:28 AM (Cx8BK)

418 I am glad I saw European culture before it was trashed. Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 30, 2016 04:19 PM (Cx8BK) I think about this all the time. I have family there and used to be a frequent visitor, mainly to France and Italy. As the stories emerge my horror grows at what is occurring. My cousin goes every year to visit his mom and I'm afraid to ask him about the latest incident. They're definitely at the mercy of barbarian invaders. But in a way we have it worse: our barbarians are homegrown and schooled.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2016 12:54 PM (jkmtt)

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