February 26, 2006

Iranian Scholar: Tom And Jerry Cartoons A Jewish Conspiracy
— Ace

He attributes them to Walt Disney-- they weren't; they were MGM -- but forget it, he's rolling:

Tom and Jerry, the lovable cat and mouse locked in cartoon combat, is a Jewish conspiracy, according to an Iranian official.

Prof. Hasan Bolkhari, a cultural advisor to the Iranian Education Ministry, delivered the news last week on Iran's Channel 4 during a broadcast of film seminar where he was lecturing. An excerpt of the video was translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute.

"The Jewish Walt Disney Company gained international fame with this cartoon," said Bolkhari. "It is still shown throughout the world. This cartoon maintains its status because of the cute antics of the cat and mouse – especially the mouse.

"Some say that the main reason for making this very appealing cartoon was to erase a certain derogatory term that was prevalent in Europe."

According to the professor, "Tom and Jerry" was created to irradicate the association between mice and Jews created in the minds of Europeans by Hitler.

"If you study European history, you will see who was the main power in hoarding money and wealth in the 19th century," continued Bolkhari. "In most cases, it is the Jews. Perhaps that was one of the reasons which caused Hitler to begin the anti-Semitic trend, and then the extensive propaganda about the crematoria began. ... Some of this is true. We do not deny all of it.

"Watch 'Schindler's List.' Every Jew was forced to wear yellow star on his clothing. The Jews were degraded and termed 'dirty mice.' 'Tom and Jerry' was made in order to change the Europeans' perception of mice. One of terms used was 'dirty mice.'

"It should be noted that mice are very cunning ... and dirty."

And also: mice are notoriously tight with a dollar, you know.

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1 especially the mouse.

Posted by: Ray Midge at February 26, 2006 07:18 PM (rH3Ei)

2 Wasn't 'Jerry' shorthand for the Nazis?

Well, I guess that pretty much demolishes that theory. Ha!

Or wait, maybe it supports the holocaust theory. Dang.

Posted by: USCitizen at February 26, 2006 07:31 PM (ZpAjQ)

3 Also, little known fact: Pixie and Dixie were Zionist agents, constantly tormenting the Palestinian cat Mr Jinks. Yasser Arafat was frequently heard saying, "I hates those Meeces to pieces."

Posted by: David Gillies at February 26, 2006 07:48 PM (x502S)

4 My favorite one is when Jerry gains control of East Jerusalem and the Golan Heights during a six-day war.

It's knee-slappin' hi-larious!

Posted by: B-1 at February 26, 2006 07:51 PM (6FWCY)

5 Did you see the one where Jerry was surrounded by a bunch of cats that wanted him dead? And he kicked the snot out of all of them and had them fighting each other?

Posted by: DDG at February 26, 2006 07:58 PM (/3kwi)

6 Scholars agree that the character known as 'Road Runner' manifests the tension between survival instinct and death wish. Also a Jew, I believe.

Posted by: lyle at February 26, 2006 08:19 PM (0n725)

7 Actually, I think Itchy and Scratchy is the equivalent metophor for the 6-Day war, with the Jew mouse kicking the livin' sh*t out of the big, hairy pussy. Humiliating him, decimating his masculinity, crushing his already flaccid self-image, despite the furry upper-lip, creating the ultimate doubt about whether or not Allah is on his side. Wait, maybe I got carried away with that.

Posted by: grayson at February 26, 2006 08:41 PM (3Vh45)

8 Obviously, this guy read Maus once too often...
I'm not sure what's more pathetic, this guy or anyone who believes his bull-dada

Posted by: 5Cats at February 26, 2006 09:21 PM (cVijR)

9 Tonight, on Iranian Channel 4.

8 p.m. -- Friends of Mohammed
It's a very special episode when Ross is faced with the decision to honor-kill his whore girlfriend, Rachel.
Joey and Chandler hold a fundraiser at the Mosque, hilarity ensues.

8:30 p.m. -- Two Guys, a Girl, and a Falafel Stand
Achmed arranges a blind date for Ali. The zaniness starts when the woman is accused of being a Joo sympathizer. Lots of laughs when she pleads for her life as she sentenced to be stoned to death.

Posted by: Bart at February 26, 2006 10:10 PM (+poMB)

10 Anybody with half a brain can see that Heckle & Jeckle is just an animated commentary on how the Islamic Jihad, symbolized by Heckle, will inevitable conquer the over-liberalized and soft European community, who's avatar is the infidel Jeckle.

Or maybe it's the other way around. I always confuse the two.

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 26, 2006 10:16 PM (Wsi7x)

11 Heh. That's pretty good, Bart.

Lemme try.

9 p.m. -- Will of Allah & Grace
(Pilot Episode / Series Finale)
The wacky antics of a homosexual man and a straight woman who are roommates. In the first and final episode, Moqtada al-Sadr rightfully tortures and slays both the infidel abomination-to-Allah and his filthy whore Jew female friend who live in sin.

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 26, 2006 10:24 PM (Wsi7x)

12 9:30 p.m. - Cops
Tehran PD - Iran
Police catch a thief (hand cut off), man doodling picture of The Prophet (beheading), woman driving (beating), suspect being a Joo (shot). Police also catch a rapist (rapist let go, woman burned at stake).

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 26, 2006 10:35 PM (Wsi7x)

13 How about Chip N' Dale? Are they aryan?

Posted by: shawn at February 26, 2006 11:45 PM (B8ta7)

14 10:00 p.m. -- CSI: Tehran

The infidel dogs deserved it.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at February 27, 2006 02:49 AM (pBtCN)

15 Chip and Dale are a couple of antique-store queens. I am not just speculating about their gayness--I actually walked in on them once. They claimed the were "cleaning each other".

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 27, 2006 04:07 AM (uSomN)

16 And what do these iranian wackos say about the ROADRUNNER and COYOTE?peabody and sherman,rocky and bullwinkle,boris and natasha?

Posted by: spurwing plover at February 27, 2006 04:40 AM (AlCYT)

17 The best laid schemes o' mice and Jews
Gang aft agley [often go wrong]
And leave us nought but grief and pain
For promised joy!

Posted by: roc ingersol at February 27, 2006 04:43 AM (m2CN7)

18 Tom and Jerry wasn't a Disney cartoon, but a Hanna-Barberra creation. It seems the learned cultural Professor needs to do some homework on the culture he is lecturing on first.

Posted by: eeyore at February 27, 2006 05:06 AM (e6QXA)

19 Q:What did the pedophile cartoon mouse say?
A: Hey, little mouse kid, easy on the candy.

Posted by: SarahW at February 27, 2006 05:10 AM (jqVs9)

20 One problem with his story is that the actual Walt Disney was an anti-Semite himself.

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 27, 2006 05:15 AM (jfkpj)

21 Monday Night Iranian Primetime:

24 Virgins -- CTU operative changes his name to Kareem Abdul Ja-Bauer and joins up with the terrorists to betray his country. He becomes enemies with Nina Myers because she killed his wife before he could do it himself.

Posted by: bbeck at February 27, 2006 05:31 AM (qF8q3)

22 Yeah, I see it all now!
Tom and Jerry, JEWZZZ. And Mighty Mouse, that was the Jewz... and Mickey Mouse? Jew! Daffy Duck? Jew! Donald Duck? F-in JEW! So are all his nephews, JEW NEPHEWS! Bugs Bunny? Nyaaaaaah, JEW! Porky Pig? Abda, abda, Thats JEWS folks!

It sure looks to me like these people think on about a 3rd grade level.

Posted by: PHenry at February 27, 2006 05:47 AM (X2jTr)

23 "Watch 'Schindler's List.' Every Jew was forced to wear yellow star on his clothing. The Jews were degraded and termed 'dirty mice.' 'Tom and Jerry' was made in order to change the Europeans' perception of mice. One of terms used was 'dirty mice.'

This professor's research is really in-depth and impeccable - but then I'd expect nothing less from an Iranian professor and cultural advisor; put us all to shame they do.

Posted by: Scott at February 27, 2006 05:54 AM (f8958)

24 And let's not forget what a fan of Jews good ol' Walt was.

Posted by: Ari at February 27, 2006 05:59 AM (Ifebs)

25 8:30 Monday - Two and a Half Mullahs

A couple of Shiite clerics living with a delightfully witty 13 year old boy, finally convince him to bathe regularly and strap on 10 pounds of C-4 and a bag of nails and drop in on the local shopping mall.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 27, 2006 06:03 AM (pzen5)

26 So why hasn't Columbia University hired this guy for its Middle East Studies program yet?

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 27, 2006 06:07 AM (InP8F)

27 The Muslim world is like the annoying guy with short man's disease at a bar . They talk, talk, talk about how tough they are. They constantly over react to minor or perceived insults. They are desperate to find someone who they can push around so they can show that they aren't low man on the totem pole.
Meanwhile, everybody around them is just trying to get on with things and have a good time.

Posted by: steve_in_hb at February 27, 2006 06:51 AM (spTw1)

28 So why hasn't Columbia University hired this guy for its Middle East Studies program yet?

Bud, I'm sure they're working on it as fast as they can.

Posted by: Jenny at February 27, 2006 07:51 AM (1Qzdb)

Survivor -- Isreali Checkpoint
Contestants compete in suicide bombings. The last man standing wins lifetime supply of explosives and a vacation in Tel Aviv. Runners up receive honor and 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven.

Posted by: Bart at February 27, 2006 07:57 AM (h30Pr)

30 I'm listening to Dennis Praeger interview this french guy who made a film on suicide killers. He says that the women believe they will get to bring 72 relatives to heaven and they will also be one of the virigins. He also points out that the idiots think women, their own bodies, alcohol, etc. are the greatest sins here on earth, but if they kill themselves and take innocent people with them, it's one big boozey orgy in heaven. Go figure.

Posted by: shawn at February 27, 2006 08:32 AM (B8ta7)

31 Sadr City Technicals

Watch as Ibram beats the living snot out of son Abdul, when Abdul chips the custom chrome on the DShK machinegun for the Bazzar BadAss Technical. Will the Technical be done in time?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2006 08:36 AM (9221z)

American Infidel
Get ready to pull your beards and slap yourselves silly as the new season premieres. Our favorite infidel judges, Al Randy, Paula-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, and Simon Cowell will pass sentencing on the worst of the worst -- Americans. The contestants will infuriate you with their wicked ways and disrespect to holy Islam. And remember, at the end of every show is a beheading!

Posted by: Bart at February 27, 2006 08:46 AM (iNjIY)

33 El-mullah Fudd: Excuse me, sir, I'm looking for those wascally wooz. Have you seen a woo?
"Bugsy" (Siegel) Rabbit: Wooz, eh. Hmmm. Do they have ferocious big noses, like, hmmm, THIS?
El-mullah Fudd (jumping up and down and clapping his hands): Why they do! Fewocious!!! Exactwy like that!!! .....

Posted by: Paul Freedman at February 27, 2006 09:23 AM (LdaQG)

34 Let's Mecca Deal!

Better think twice when Monty Halal invites you to trade the goat for what's behind Door #2. Yes, it might be 72 virgins-- but it could also be George Galloway!

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at February 27, 2006 10:23 AM (pBtCN)

35 I Dream of Djhinni

Djhinni changes Captain Abu Masu Wasu into a goat during his bi-annual performance review, and the airbase turns upside down with wacky mayhem.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 27, 2006 10:29 AM (pzen5)

9:30 p.m. -- Mad About Joo --
Watch as the funny young Palestinian refugee couple prays to Allah to grant them many children so they can raise an army and drive out the Joos of their homeland.

Posted by: Bart at February 27, 2006 11:20 AM (mvtbZ)

37 Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: rcl at February 27, 2006 11:29 AM (8vGql)

10 p.m. - Ali McBeal --
While Ali is prosecuting Joos in court, his friend, Habib, learns he has cancer. The only doctor who can save Habib is the Joo-doctor being prosecuted by Ali.
How will Ali do the will of Allah and save his friend's life at the same time? Tune in to find out.

Posted by: Bart at February 27, 2006 11:39 AM (mvtbZ)

39 9 p.m. -- CSI: Gaza Strip
The CSI team investigate a failed suicide bombing at an Israeli grade school and try to figure out why the bomb didn't go off and kill the infidel Joo pig-dog schoolgirls.

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 27, 2006 03:51 PM (Wsi7x)

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