September 25, 2014

No
— Ace

No, I shan't believe it.

Its believing has been well shanted. The shantening of the believing is well-nigh impossible.

You Know That Thing I Promised I Wouldn't Do In Your Mouth?

You knew I was lying.

So who's fault is this really?

Posted by: Ace at 01:21 PM | Comments (236)
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1 Yes

Posted by: Derek Jeter at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (ZqguR)

2 Onesie?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (wADwb)

3 Not damn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (wADwb)

4 /Yankee sock

Posted by: logprof at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (ZqguR)

5 I'm surprised and shit. Look at my f*cking surprised like a m&therf&cker face right here. See me goggle at reality being all nonplussed.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (H/OMd)

6 Mitt Rombley has a 59 point plan to make sure this doesn't happen.


This time, it'll work!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 25, 2014 01:23 PM (xSCb6)

7 "Unexpectedly!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2014 01:24 PM (q+fqH)

8

Looks like I'm not the only one who is thinking Holder is eyeing an appointment to the Supreme Court.

http://tinyurl.com/kthdgl6

Posted by: maddogg at September 25, 2014 01:24 PM (xWW96)

9 Haven't read the link yet so whatevs.

Posted by: logprof at September 25, 2014 01:24 PM (ZqguR)

10 This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2014 01:24 PM (3W1WP)

11

They really have no idea how many illegals are here...and they don't care.

Posted by: wheatie at September 25, 2014 01:24 PM (pvVHg)

12 Inconceivable.

Posted by: wooga at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (MlxE9)

13 Just skipping the hearings that Americans refuse to skip.

Posted by: Groundhog Liberation Front at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (XaZdo)

14 this wouldn't be a problem if all you racist fascist tea baggers would stop opposing amnesty.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (q+fqH)

15 We don't take our trips on LSD

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (Abecx)

16 I am certain they had very important things to do. Like spread communicable diseases and eat up our taxes. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (H/OMd)

17 3 Not damn Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 06:23 PM (wADwb) --That's what ya get for posting a generic FIRSTIES!!! post instead of being clever.

Posted by: logprof at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (ZqguR)

18 Shocked face...... ACTIVATE!!

Posted by: wiserbud at September 25, 2014 01:25 PM (5UYtO)

19 Clearly immigration hearings are racist.

Posted by: Eric Holder, (I) at September 25, 2014 01:26 PM (xSCb6)

20 I would have thought they would've shown up. Guess I was born last night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:26 PM (wADwb)

21 The hell? This is clearly a reich wing partisan smear lie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at September 25, 2014 01:27 PM (GEICT)

22 8-O Wow, amazing!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2014 01:27 PM (+/tQ+)

23 Have 3 minutes. so go quick.  M9 or sig 229?  Comfortable with either.  you pick

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:28 PM (rz3Qa)

24 Holder's replacement will be somebody with a name like Bennie Gonzolez. He can talk about "his" people.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 25, 2014 01:28 PM (tmFlQ)

25 So the illegals are being more selective in which laws they will follow?

Didn't see that coming....    /sarc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2014 01:28 PM (4Fvdy)

26 bemused, he said "amused", she heard. confusion rains

Posted by: Yosif the Gardner at September 25, 2014 01:28 PM (u0CyK)

27 Judges tell the "children" to be good in school & have set court dates four years later!!

Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 01:28 PM (sj3Ax)

28 maddog, yeah well I called that early this morning on this blog after Drudge flashed the news.

Holder on the SCOTUS.  You may barf now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2014 01:29 PM (4Fvdy)

29

"Hi!  This is Glenn Beck.  I need to place another order for soccer balls and teddy bears."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2014 01:29 PM (kdS6q)

30 Pepe, here is your notice to appear.  It has the date, time, and place on it right there.  We'd really like you to show up on that day, OK?  Do you know what happens if you don't?  Well we'll most likely ignore it and won't even look for you very hard.  But you should show up, OK?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2014 01:29 PM (3W1WP)

31 Somewhere there's a teddy bear lying in a mud and shit puddle. Probably been stomped on a few times too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2014 01:29 PM (oFCZn)

32 M9 or sig 229? Sig. Kill.them.all.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (rwI+c)

33 Fuck pixy I'm sick of not being able to quote source material.

Posted by: logprof at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (ZqguR)

34 Hey you Hebrews. happy roshshoshshonah or whatever. seriously . happy holiday to yall

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (Abecx)

35 And how much did they fine that American citizen who illegally crossed into the US from Canada? How come these illegals don't post bond?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (FIrEF)

36 29 "Hi! This is Glenn Beck. I need to place another order for soccer balls and teddy bears." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2014 06:29 PM (kdS6q) Damn you beat me to it. How about this: A Spanish translation of The Constitution covered in shit with footprints on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (oFCZn)

37 Obviously these people were just eager to get to work being productive, taxpaying members of society.


Cut 'em some slack you racists.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 25, 2014 01:30 PM (xSCb6)

38 They should check my neighborhood.  Pretty sure there's a few new "citizens."

Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (bAGA/)

39 It's coverups all the way down...

Posted by: Turtles, glad to have a break at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (yRwC8)

40 **sigh**

Posted by: Sgt. Tahmooressi, still in jail in Mexico at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (XaZdo)

41 are these the actual 'children' aged 17 or under, or the 20 to 30-something year-old 'children'? Just askin'

Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (fUjxW)

42 Yeah,frankly the hearings are bullshit and many judges simply rubber stamp them staying anyway.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (v5UtH)

43 And of course the gated neighborhoods where "our betters" live won't have to worry about the steadily increasing rates of violent crime committed by the flood of 3rd world peasants who have zero marketable skills and are illiterate in their own languages, let alone English. Meantime, the working and middle class neighborhoods are becoming more diverse and dangerous by the day.

Posted by: WhyMe at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (l9mF2)

44 I hope your culture survives another 6000 years

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (Abecx)

45 fundamental transformation

Posted by: Meghan McCain at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (7RXcs)

46 times up.  m9.  kit is already about light and quick.  we'll stick with that.

btw ya'll know you should be able to place an IV and have a bag of just saline or plasma  and a tourney-kit (misspelling intentional) on you, yes?

oh. And a good knife.

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:31 PM (rz3Qa)

47 Shocked I am. Shocked, I say!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2014 01:32 PM (mx5oN)

48 I'm goin where the shootin is.  Shit. Why not, right?

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:33 PM (rz3Qa)

49 I can't wait to see whether the IRS employs similar process when I stop paying my quarterly estimated taxes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2014 01:33 PM (FjqPZ)

50 cuz the 'children' under age 12 are all waiting for me in Searchlight....

Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 25, 2014 01:33 PM (fUjxW)

51 times up. m9. But the Seals can't be wrong.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 25, 2014 01:33 PM (rwI+c)

52 We'll secure the border first; then we'll give amnesty. We can trust Chuck Schumer, right?

Posted by: Marco Rubio at September 25, 2014 01:33 PM (ChY2Q)

53 Actually, I kinda feel for the 14 who showed up. How delightfully naive they are. Potential Republicans, for sure.

Posted by: logprof is bemused at September 25, 2014 01:34 PM (ZqguR)

54 America's hedges aren't going to clip themselves, wingnuts.

Posted by: El Gobernadore Jeb Bush at September 25, 2014 01:34 PM (FjqPZ)

55 I hope your culture survives another 6000 years

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 25, 2014 06:31 PM (Abecx)

I've seen underwear that could pony up to that task.

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:34 PM (rz3Qa)

56
This administration stands by the rule of law with no equivocation.

Posted by: Eric Holder, AG at September 25, 2014 01:34 PM (3/wAJ)

57 So who's fault is this really? So were both sluts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:34 PM (wADwb)

58 btw ya'll know you should be able to place an IV and have a bag of just saline or plasma and a tourney-kit (misspelling intentional) on you, yes? oh. And a good knife. Posted by: TangoNine ------------------- Sutures. If you can lay your hands on topical a anesthetic, that's a good idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 25, 2014 01:35 PM (l1zOH)

59 I couldn't make the hearing because I couldn't get time off from work.








Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: released illegal who already has 7 EBT cards at September 25, 2014 01:35 PM (XaZdo)

60 The process is the reward.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 01:35 PM (ZPrif)

61 So these gringos tell me I gotta show up to court, but they don't know who I am, where they're sending me, or require me to have any ID when I get there.


It can't be that easy.



Posted by: Pepe at September 25, 2014 01:35 PM (xSCb6)

62 T9 - Btw, where the hell you been?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 25, 2014 01:36 PM (l1zOH)

63 times up. m9.

But the Seals can't be wrong.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 25, 2014 06:33 PM (rwI+c)

it's all about what makes the thingy in front of you stop shooting.  And if you're down to a sidearm yer prob fkd anyway.

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:36 PM (rz3Qa)

64 So when does moo moo come here and wish death upon us and all of these illegals?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:36 PM (wADwb)

65
You can do it in my mouth any day you wish.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 25, 2014 01:37 PM (3/wAJ)

66 Glenn Beck ran out of soccer balls, so most of the immigrants got groundhogs. Groundhogs are not very good at soccer, just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (mvenn)

67 Via Drudge: MILITARY TO ALLOW ILLEGALS TO SERVE...


Wut! Wut! WUT!

Posted by: flounder at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (sDapq)

68 I love how AllahP thinks this is a great opportunity for the GOP to grandstand and hold hearings before the election. It's always been a great issue for the GOP to grandstand on, but they won't because they're just the jobbers.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (3a584)

69 T9 - Btw, where the hell you been?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 25, 2014 06:36 PM (l1zOH)

hell.  and going back to it.  I had 2 hours to kill and I decided (in my idiocy) to spend it here. 

Eh...  so how my steelers doin?

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (rz3Qa)

70 Maybe this would work better if DHS put big HOME DEPOT signs on the hearing locations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (FjqPZ)

71
I would be available for the deed except I'm slightly under the weather.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (3/wAJ)

72 M9- Where you goin'?

Posted by: John Edwards, Esq. at September 25, 2014 01:38 PM (X3xYu)

73

These invaders broke our laws when they came across the border.

 

What makes anyone think that they will obey any other laws?

 

This administration has turned our judicial system into a Joke.

Posted by: wheatie at September 25, 2014 01:39 PM (pvVHg)

74 Off hairy Sock

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 25, 2014 01:39 PM (X3xYu)

75 Pentagon announced today that illegals will be allowed to serve in the military.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

76 if you're down to a sidearm yer prob fkd anyway. A sackful of M67s could be handy.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 25, 2014 01:40 PM (rwI+c)

77 which is why i go with 1911A1... if it's your last call, better have a solid connection. and Ek for the knife

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2014 01:40 PM (q+fqH)

78
  Be safe, T9.

  Watch the treeline.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (jeCnD)

79 I have a plan to control the border and that plan is 9-9-9!

Posted by: Herman Cain at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (wHAYQ)

80 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 1h MILITARY TO ALLOW ILLEGALS TO SERVE... http://drudge.tw/YdN1xn

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (ZPrif)

81 I watched a special on vaccines, and they talked about Herd Immunity, how if over 85% of the pop is vaccinated they shield the ones that are not from getting infected. Was a big outbreak of Whooping Cough in Brooklyn but herd immunity kept from spreading to other 5 boroughs.

This makes me a terrible person, really it does, but...I want these illegals to gravitate to the areas where pampered, gated celebutards and Important People have not vaccinated their kids, and have diseases run rampant. IF they can get an iota, IOTA, of a glimpse at why the mouthbreathing flyovers oppose amnesty, even for a second, would all be worth it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (yRwC8)

82 Shocking.  {spits}  But at least it's probably saved the taxpayers a boatload of legal bills.

Posted by: Peaches at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (oxkLl)

83 UAE sayws their female fighter pilot, flying a Viper, lead the strikes against vagISIL.

Riots and beheadings in 3, 2, ....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (4Fvdy)

84 53 Actually, I kinda feel for the 14 who showed up. How delightfully naive they are. Potential Republicans, for sure. Posted by: logprof is bemused at September 25, 2014 06:34 PM (ZqguR) I'm calling it. Threadwinner.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (sdi6R)

85 if you're down to a sidearm yer prob fkd anyway.

A sackful of M67s could be handy.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 25, 2014 06:40 PM (rwI+c)

"there I was...." 

lol

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (rz3Qa)

86 Just say the word and we'll return 41,000 people to their rightful place just south of the US border. Some may be in body bags but, hey, that's the cost of breaking the law.

Posted by: Charles Bronson, Vigilante at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (l0lja)

87 People who disobey immigration laws fail to obey court order.


Stay tuned for startling revelations about water and the sun, next!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 25, 2014 01:41 PM (xSCb6)

88 Via Drudge: MILITARY TO ALLOW ILLEGALS TO SERVE. Of course, then they'll be shipped off to Liberia with vials of Ebola to inject into the local residents.

Posted by: Liberian Information Ministry of Truth [/i] at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (Zq4s7)

89 Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 06:28 PM (rz3Qa)

Both.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (Zu3d9)

90 I'm pretty sure illegals have been serving already for years, and then given citizenship.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (hqVUe)

91 When I read this headline, first I was all, "Huh??" Then I was like, "Whoa!!" And then I was all, "Dude, no way, bro!"

Posted by: Warden at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (wHAYQ)

92 >>>I love how AllahP thinks this is a great opportunity for the GOP to grandstand and hold hearings before the election. It's always been a great issue for the GOP to grandstand on, but they won't because they're just the jobbers.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 25, 2014 06:38 PM (3a584)<<<



**looks at hill to die on**



**starts spinning around like Julie Andrews**



The hills are alive... with the sound of silence!


Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (XaZdo)

93 (Oh and the vaccine special was on PBS, and went into a huge rant on why Krazy Kristians who oppose injecting their kids with the HPV vaccine are knuckledragging troglodytes. But other than that the actual science and history of vaccination they discussed was interesting. PBS needs to lay off the op/eds in their vids and I might watch more of them.)

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 01:42 PM (yRwC8)

94 Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 06:41 PM (yRwC

Diabolical . . . love it!

Posted by: Peaches at September 25, 2014 01:43 PM (oxkLl)

95 75 Pentagon announced today that illegals will be allowed to serve in the military. Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 06:39 PM (ZPrif) Um, you might want to rethink that.

Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 01:43 PM (sdi6R)

96 y'all hug her wifeys, husbands kids. 

Stay safe gremlins.  The Horde. 

(patch is on me kit)

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 01:43 PM (rz3Qa)

97 Wow I was not expecting that. It does taste like Skittles.

Posted by: John Boehner at September 25, 2014 01:43 PM (5DM9u)

98 Don't worry, I'm seriously thinking about making another run at the presidency. Or taking a nap. One or the other.

Posted by: Fred Thompson at September 25, 2014 01:44 PM (wHAYQ)

99 It's funny how Marco Rubio hitched his wagon to these clowns. Has he ever recovered?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 01:44 PM (l0lja)

100 Boycott all THE things!!

Posted by: Yip at September 25, 2014 01:45 PM (VllE5)

101 Another Holder replacement nominee to placate the immigrant vote: http://tinyurl.com/2a5bafr

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 25, 2014 01:45 PM (XO6WW)

102 hell. and going back to it. I had 2 hours to kill and I decided (in my idiocy) to spend it here. Eh... so how my steelers doin? Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 06:38 PM (rz3Qa) Good to see you. Thanks for being an idiot. :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:45 PM (wADwb)

103 Fool me once, shame on you, fool me EVERY FUCKING TIME....

Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2014 01:45 PM (nVcAD)

104 >>>It's funny how Marco Rubio hitched his wagon to these clowns. Has he ever recovered?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 06:44 PM (l0lja)<<<



Let's just say that my trash has been Ewok free for a long time now.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at September 25, 2014 01:45 PM (XaZdo)

105 Guess I was born last night Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 06:26 PM (wADwb) **** Hey dude, are you okay back there? I just heard a 'thud'.

Posted by: The Turnip Truck at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (mvenn)

106 I blame myself.  Once again I've failed Barack Obama and every single one of these plucky dreamers.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (uhMMS)

107 I'm wiling to bet there are 30 million illegals here & not 12 million they estimate! Send them all back! It's cheaper than keeping here on welfare, food stamps & SS & I haven't included costs of all diseases we've eradicated here that they've brought in, TB. It gets me so angry I can't think straight!!'

Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (sj3Ax)

108 Um, you might want to rethink that. Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 06:43 PM (sdi6R) Don't you like the social experiment known as the USA armed forces?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (wADwb)

109

Posted by: TangoNine at September 25, 2014 06:43 PM (rz3Qa)

 

Fair winds, T9. ...Take care and come back to us soon. 

Posted by: wheatie at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (pvVHg)

110 OT but will there be a football thread? I'd like to intone how stupid it is for the sports yaks talking about tonight's game to be constantly parroting "One of these teams [Giants or Foreskins] will be 1-3, and the other will be 2-2!" It *is* statistically possible (although improbable) for both teams to end up 1-2-1, regardless of what Donovan McNabb may think.

Posted by: logprof is befuddled at September 25, 2014 01:46 PM (ZqguR)

111 "No Mr. Spock, I expect you to swallow"

William Shantner, the Space Seed.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 25, 2014 01:47 PM (sH832)

112 I'm pretty sure illegals have been serving already for years, and then given citizenship.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 25, 2014 06:42 PM (hqVUe)




Foreign nationals have been serving for years, with a fast track to citizenship as a reward for their service. I had a couple of kids who were illegals (brought here as kids) who were told to go back to Mexico and then go to the US embassy to enlist.

Posted by: GGE of the Sketchy Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2014 01:48 PM (6fyGz)

113 Bigfoot, Right?

Posted by: Zakn at September 25, 2014 01:48 PM (Bvf82)

114 *shrugs* You had a choice to go along with a plan back when Bush was president. You all acted like selfish assholes. Now this is what you get and you'll fucking like it you fucking racists shitstains.

Posted by: The GOPe at September 25, 2014 01:48 PM (oFCZn)

115 99 It's funny how Marco Rubio hitched his wagon to these clowns. Has he ever recovered? Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 06:44 PM (l0lja) --------- Lemme check... Nope. Still no sign of any pulse at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2014 01:48 PM (FjqPZ)

116 8 Looks like I'm not the only one who is thinking Holder is eyeing an appointment to the Supreme Court. http://tinyurl.com/kthdgl6 Posted by: maddogg at September 25, 2014 06:24 PM (xWW96) ----- The regime will call in Ruth Bader Ginsburg for a private meeting, and threaten to break her fragile old white woman bones unless makes way for Eric. And the GOP eunuch squad will approve Holder's appointment

Posted by: Edgar Allen Schmoe at September 25, 2014 01:49 PM (QxK8D)

117 I read the Drudge article. The foreign soldiers they are looking to recruit have language skills. Not Spanish. Article says they began doing this in 2001.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at September 25, 2014 01:49 PM (Sptt8)

118 Military to allow illegals to serve.

DRUDGE.

You know who I hate more then the democrats? The republican's that's who.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at September 25, 2014 01:49 PM (XzRw1)

119 More lies unzipped:

WH: 1,600 "Military Advisers" Sent To Iraq Can Go On Combat Missions, Fire Their Weapons, Call In Airstrikes, But We Don't Consider Them "Ground Troops"

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at September 25, 2014 01:50 PM (sDQnB)

120 111 "No Mr. Spock, I expect you to swallow" William Shantner, the Space Seed. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 25, 2014 06:47 PM (sH832) Space weed??? http://youtu.be/pp1e505TBHI

Posted by: Ricky at September 25, 2014 01:50 PM (ZqguR)

121 Right before Mitt Romney was leaving office, obviously with an eye on POTUS run,he allowed state police to take any illegals stopped brought to ICE! Mitt shoiuld have done that during first week as Governor, not on his way out.

Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 01:51 PM (sj3Ax)

122 Relaxxxxxxx Nothing to be concerned with Turn the tape over... now hit 'play' See? That soothing pan flute music is nice..... Now, repeat after me: It's all in the best interest of democracy..... It's a post partisan world.... We are more concerned with climate change We welcome our immigrant brethren into the country to help fight the evil climate change.... Now take a deep breath..... Exhale

Posted by: Voice in Boehner's head at September 25, 2014 01:51 PM (l0lja)

123 At least Fred had the honor to hide his head in shame.

I note we don't see him much anymore. (no tv so I don't see commercials if that's what he's doing)

But then it's usually the people without any honor that also don't have any shame. That's pretty much the entire Dem party, MSM, Infotainment Industry and Academe. (or 52% as it were)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 25, 2014 01:51 PM (KK+mC)

124 Off to take a nap before the ONT. Later h8rz...I mean, roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Sketchy Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2014 01:51 PM (6fyGz)

125 Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and lies; egg bacon and lies; egg bacon sausage and lies; lies bacon sausage and lies; lies egg lies lies bacon and lies; lies sausage lies lies bacon lies tomato and lies;
Vikings (starting to chant): Lies lies lies lies...
Waitress: ...lies lies lies egg and lies; lies lies lies lies lies lies baked beans lies lies lies...
Vikings (singing): Lies! Lovely lies! Lovely lies!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and lies.
Wife: Have you got anything without lies?
Waitress: Well, there's lies egg sausage and lies, that's not got much lies in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY lies!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon lies and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got lies in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much lies in it as lies egg sausage and lies, has it?
Vikings: Lies lies lies lies (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon lies and sausage without the lies then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like lies!
Vikings: Lovely lies! Wonderful lies!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely lies! Wonderful lies!
Etc, etc.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 25, 2014 01:51 PM (sH832)

126 "And of course the gated neighborhoods where 'our betters' live won't have to worry about the steadily increasing rates of violent crime committed by the flood of 3rd world peasants who have zero marketable skills and are illiterate in their own languages, let alone English."

Nor are there going to be any of these wrinkled, gray-haired Central American "teenagers" with drug-resistant tuberculosis enrolling as students at places like Choate or Sidwell Friends.

No, those new enrollees are going to the public schools.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 01:52 PM (noWW6)

127 Not showing up is an act of love for this country that you want to extort for things, though.....

Posted by: Jeb Bush 2016 at September 25, 2014 01:52 PM (mklM6)

128 I don't think you read it closely, or you being misleading on purpose. -- USA Today: A small number of undocumented immigrants in the U.S. will have an opportunity to join the military for the first time in decades under a new Department of Defense policy unveiled Thursday. For the first time, the program -- known as Military Accessions in the National Interest, or MAVNI -- will be open to immigrants without a proper visa if they came to the U.S. with their parents before age 16. More specifically, they must be approved under a 2012 Obama administration policy known as Deferred Action for Child Arrivals, or DACA.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 01:52 PM (ZPrif)

129 This post would be complete if we could get a video of John McCain doing the robot dance with a mariachi band.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2014 01:52 PM (C0dQz)

130 117 I read the Drudge article. The foreign soldiers they are looking to recruit have language skills. Not Spanish. Article says they began doing this in 2001. Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at September 25, 2014 06:49 PM (Sptt So Muslims, then.

Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 01:52 PM (sdi6R)

131 Quit your complaining, you nasty, nasty hobbitsessss. Oh, how I hateses you! I hateses you forever!

Posted by: John McCain at September 25, 2014 01:53 PM (wHAYQ)

132
40,000 missing illegals?  I'll help find them.

OK, first -- we check the liqueur cabinet.....

Posted by: John Boehner

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2014 01:53 PM (kdS6q)

133 T9, watch yer cornhole, and good hunting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2014 01:53 PM (TIIx5)

134 130 So Muslims, then. Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 06:52 PM (sdi6R) You know, in our prime, we would have known how to deal with the Muslims.

Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 01:53 PM (sdi6R)

135 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2014 06:50 PM (sDQnB)

Suffering succotash, shades of the late '50's and the Green beanies and other such "advisors" in some little dinky dao country in Indochina.

Those who can't remember the past are condemned to . . .

ah fcuk it!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (KK+mC)

136 Tristram Shanty (town, that is)

Posted by: Lawrence Stern at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (3GFMN)

137 Dear Judge, Please excuse Juan's absence from court today. He is at home in bed with tuberculosis. If you will send his homework I will make sure that he works on it this weekend. Sincerely, Juan's mom

Posted by: The Turnip Truck at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (mvenn)

138 Posted by: The Romans at September 25, 2014 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

And WE DID!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (KK+mC)

139 They're just here to support the communist revolutions Americans just won't support. Now get on the cattle car, teabaggers.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, the once and future Speaker at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (dUGHS)

140 129 This post would be complete if we could get a video of John McCain doing the robot dance with a mariachi band. donkey.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (XzRw1)

141 It gets me so angry I can't think straight!!' Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 06:46 PM (sj3Ax ******** I'm thinking it's upwards of 50 million by now, Carol.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (0K3WN)

142 For the first time, the program -- known as Military Accessions in the National Interest, or MAVNI -- will be open to immigrants without a proper visa if they came to the U.S. with their parents before age 16. More specifically, they must be approved under a 2012 Obama administration policy known as Deferred Action for Child Arrivals, or DACA.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 06:52 PM (ZPrif)



I don't have much of a problem with this actually, citizenship is not going to be just handed to them. They will have to work for it a bit, and I think a fast path to citizenship to the country you have sworn an oath to defend is not too unreasonable.

Posted by: GGE of the Sketchy Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2014 01:54 PM (6fyGz)

143 Funny, we don't seem to have an illegal problem.

Posted by: Chinese at September 25, 2014 01:55 PM (l0lja)

144 So by their own estimate DHS deports 1 out of every 3000 illegals they catch. That they CATCH

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 25, 2014 01:55 PM (MRo7U)

145 129 This post would be complete if we could get a video of John McCain doing the robot dance with a mariachi band. Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2014 06:52 PM (C0dQz) *turns on Monitor Wipers* I need to clean this thing, soon............

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at September 25, 2014 01:55 PM (mklM6)

146 Univision has been holding a "fund raiser", company wide, to help the poor unfortunate displaced children. Unfreakingbelievable.

Posted by: pissedoffand disgusted at September 25, 2014 01:55 PM (tAoev)

147 Tuber sock off.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 25, 2014 01:56 PM (mvenn)

148 The mall of America is pretty sweet. Whole amusement park inside. And a cinema. And an IMAX. And the food court here has more food than Somalia. In some ways, though, it's just like a regular mall. For instance, there are three Yankee Candles.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 25, 2014 01:56 PM (MRo7U)

149 >>> Military to allow illegals to serve. DRUDGE.

Glad we can provide terrorist moles who snuck in with employment and access to guns! Because that always goes swimmingly!

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 01:56 PM (yRwC8)

150 I especially enjoyed the many pictures coming from the detention centers of the refugee "children." Looked like they're ready to join the Redskins.

Posted by: George Will at September 25, 2014 01:56 PM (3GFMN)

151 It's almost as if lawfare only had an effect on the lawful. Who'd a thunk it. I shall endeavor to persevere to be my best self. You tax me ace. You tax me.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2014 01:57 PM (MDgS8)

152 @ T9: M9

Posted by: T. Jeff at September 25, 2014 01:58 PM (/Ho8c)

153 I'm switching jobs with Erice Holder! Wheeee!!!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (wAt8R)

154 So the DHS has apparently mastered the 'release' part. They just haven't figured out the 'catch' part.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (l0lja)

155 So...41.3 million is the current immigration population, 2.5 million of which are from Muslim countries. Lets think about the rule of 10%. If only 10% of the 2.5 million hate America that's 250,000. If only 10% of those really hate America, that's 25,000. If only 10% of those really, REALLY hate America, that's 2,500 die-hards running around. Or, another way to look at it, 3 battalions of infantry.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (08Znv)

156 "Mitt Rombley has a 59 point plan to make sure this doesn't happen. This time, it'll work!"

I keep laughing nervously at these rumors about rebooting the Mittbot 3000. For some reason the nervous tone is becoming steadily more apparent. Especially after reading this:

"Nearly all of Romney's 2012 circle of advisers, finance people, and close aides remains intact."

So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Really, who wouldn't be just deeply, viscerally thrilled to see the crack Romney 2012 campaign team swing into action One. More. Time. for the good of the country?

We're putting the band back together!

And just wait till you see ORCA 2.0! It's going to be great!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (noWW6)

157 There are days when I almost wish that Zombie Reagan would reach up from the grave and just push that damned red button on his desk already!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (rXB/r)

158 When you keep getting pelted with shitballs Deputy, you gotta get a shit bat.

Posted by: Lahey at September 25, 2014 01:59 PM (ZqguR)

159 I will push the pain way deep down inside like a good little moron.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2014 02:01 PM (MDgS8)

160 OMG obama failed again!! obama is Soooooo incompetent!! yeah, right

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 25, 2014 02:01 PM (BI99S)

161 Unexpectedly, The Incidence of Friendly Fire Unexpectedly Increased In Recent Years, Unexpectedly

Posted by: Future Headlines at September 25, 2014 02:01 PM (dUGHS)

162 "And of course the gated neighborhoods where 'our betters' live won't
have to worry about the steadily increasing rates of violent crime
committed by the flood of 3rd world peasants who have zero marketable
skills and are illiterate in their own languages, let alone English." Nor are there going to be any of these wrinkled, gray-haired Central American "teenagers" with drug-resistant tuberculosis enrolling as students at places like Choate or Sidwell Friends. No, those new enrollees are going to the public schools. Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 06:52 PM (noWW6)

Maybe not crime, but they will be handling their food as fry cooks and cleaning their homes as servants. So hepatitis and measles, if not for the parents then for their unvaccinated kids! Is my thought.

OR I am just a racist...well as racist as the VP or Harry Reid I guess.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 02:02 PM (yRwC8)

163 I just can't figure out why the enthusiasm among republicans this election cycle is so low. I mean we've been shitting on the base for 4 years and are trying everything we can think of to ram amnesty down their throats. I mean what else can we do?

Posted by: Karl rove at September 25, 2014 02:02 PM (z/Ubi)

164 For the first time, the program -- known as Military Accessions in the National Interest, or MAVNI Where'd they get the 'V'?

Posted by: Secundus at September 25, 2014 02:03 PM (qKbH6)

165 There are days when I almost wish that Zombie Reagan would reach up from the grave and just push that damned red button on his desk already!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 25, 2014 06:59 PM (rXB/r)


Dr. Strangelove was supposed to be a warning, not a terrible tease!

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2014 02:04 PM (yRwC8)

166 Pedro,
could you and the boys whip out Malaguena Salerosa one more time?
I've got a rug to cut.

Posted by: Juan McCain at September 25, 2014 02:04 PM (sH832)

167 I'm looking pretty f*cking courageous now.

Posted by: French Soldier at September 25, 2014 02:04 PM (WGm5T)

168 That sucking sound you hear? Yeah, that's the GOP.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 25, 2014 02:05 PM (BI99S)

169 The damage that King Obama has done will never be fixed. Destruction is easy, construction is hard.

Posted by: Jukin at September 25, 2014 02:05 PM (WGm5T)

170 That's not a hill to die on. (turns photo around) It's a grave to be buried in.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 02:05 PM (l0lja)

171 I will admit to being shocked it was only 70% who didn't show up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at September 25, 2014 02:06 PM (IrByp)

172 "A small number of undocumented immigrants in the U.S. will have an opportunity to join the military for the first time in decades under a new Department of Defense policy unveiled Thursday."

Huge numbers of combat-experienced service members, U.S. citizens, are being unceremoniously shoveled out the back door by Obama and Hagel, to make room in the ranks for the illegal aliens being invited in the front door.

Brilliant.

And anyone who buys this "small number" business needs to have their head examined, pronto.

A few months ago, when Obama and Hagel began sending pink slips to troops who were _actually still deployed downrange at the time_, I thought, man, is this the worst single morale maneuver in all of modern military history?

Nope. They're sending A SECOND ROUND of pink slips to the same units. Just what you need to brighten up a gloomy afternoon in Trashcanistan: notice of immediate involuntary separation short of pensionable age. Thanks for your service. Now scram.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 02:06 PM (noWW6)

173 And just wait till you see ORCA 2.0! It's going to be great! 404 error easy fix for crack Nigerian programmers. Send credit card information, social security number, fix today!

Posted by: Prince Isa Ahmed with slightly Askew Lace Wig[/i] at September 25, 2014 02:06 PM (Zq4s7)

174 At last, everything is coming together... *rubs wings gleefully*

Posted by: Undocumented Penguins at September 25, 2014 02:07 PM (yRwC8)

175 I'm thinking it's upwards of 50 million by now, Carol.

I saw on Cavuto he was quoting Census numbers that there's 43 some odd Million immigrants here now, "both legal and illegal". As with any government number, either multiply or divide by at least 2. In this case if we cut out the "legal" part we'd be really close.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 25, 2014 02:07 PM (sH832)

176 Where are we at in society today?

Posted by: Mike Gundy at September 25, 2014 02:07 PM (ZqguR)

177
   @  142


   Don't want them, GGE--join my military you need to be a CITIZEN.

  It's a volunteer organization and needs to be resteicted to bona fide citizens.

  Can't be used for social engineering.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2014 02:08 PM (jeCnD)

178 Cicero Home Depot & DHS signs are a great idea

Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 02:08 PM (sj3Ax)

179 I'm thinking it's upwards of 50 million by now, Carol.
Hell, when I think about it there's that many day workers hanging out at our Home Depot parking lot.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 25, 2014 02:08 PM (sH832)

180 143 Funny, we don't seem to have an illegal problem. Posted by: Chinese at September 25, 2014 06:55 PM (l0lja) *fist bump*

Posted by: Japan at September 25, 2014 02:08 PM (oFCZn)

181 Well slap my ass and call me Charlie. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!

Posted by: shinypie at September 25, 2014 02:08 PM (3nZXa)

182 You know My smile is so GD big the corners of my mouth actually touch my earlobes.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 25, 2014 02:09 PM (WGm5T)

183 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m 'Homeland Security' moves to tackle 'climate change' risks... http://drudge.tw/1Bdnul7

Posted by: Eco-Fascism News at September 25, 2014 02:09 PM (ZPrif)

184 We don't need no stinkin' immigration hearings.

Posted by: Illegal aliens at September 25, 2014 02:09 PM (bD8i9)

185 We're putting the band back together! And just wait till you see ORCA 2.0! It's going to be great! Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 06:59 PM (noWW6) Talked about it earlier today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 02:09 PM (wADwb)

186 180 143 Funny, we don't seem to have an illegal problem. *fist bump* *head butt*

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 25, 2014 02:10 PM (l0lja)

187 I'm all for Romney running again as long as agrees to be executed if he loses.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2014 02:10 PM (oFCZn)

188 Easy. Just follow the dashed lines back to their nests.

Posted by: Billy at September 25, 2014 02:10 PM (xVB0A)

189 This'll have those beaners votin Democrat for the next 100 years.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at September 25, 2014 02:10 PM (MDgS8)

190 Why not deporting illegal aliens is good for our country.....

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at September 25, 2014 02:11 PM (WGm5T)

191 How does his multiracial bronze ass taste, RethugliKKKan bitches?

You rednecks couldn't be changed, so you are being replaced. The rest of the world is coming in to take over for the children you didn't bother having, and the children you did have are educated under our control- the control of the correctly thinking.

Soon you and your way of life will be a memory, and a memory destined for erasure. It is not compatible with the coming age of progress.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at September 25, 2014 02:11 PM (MMGPF)

192 You fucking Rubes forgot about me and Thad already! lololol

Posted by: Halley Barbour at September 25, 2014 02:11 PM (XzRw1)

193 182 You know My smile is so GD big the corners of my mouth actually touch my earlobes. Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 25, 2014 07:09 PM (WGm5T) .... Those aren't earlobes. (moves away)

Posted by: Piers Morgan at September 25, 2014 02:11 PM (l0lja)

194 Good thing they solved that pesky Muslim Terrorism problem, so there's tons of free time to work on the risk from sea levels possibly rising half an inch by the year 2150. DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m 'Homeland Security' moves to tackle 'climate change' risks... http://drudge.tw/1Bdnul7

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

195 Misspelled my own fucking name. The lightin' is good this season.

Posted by: Haley Barbour at September 25, 2014 02:13 PM (XzRw1)

196 I'm all for Romney running again. As a democrat.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2014 02:13 PM (l0lja)

197 Soon you and your way of life will be a memory, and a memory destined for erasure. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont Preach it sister.

Posted by: O'Brian, Inner Party Member at September 25, 2014 02:14 PM (dUGHS)

198 Show up at immigration hearings? No Show up at Prom? Si

Posted by: Illegal aliens at September 25, 2014 02:15 PM (bD8i9)

199
Pro-immigration reform Republicans say there's a better chance that Congress will produce an immigration overhaul if their party wins control of the upper chamber in November. GOP lawmakers say that, with Republicans in charge of both chambers, leadership in the House would have a negotiating partner across the Capitol they could trust.

With the caveat that it's a very difficult issue, I think the likelihood is better if Republicans take the Senate, said Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.), a leading GOP voice for immigration reform.

I think there would certainly be greater trust between the House and Senate in agreeing on something, said Rep. Jeff Denham (R-Calif.), who like Diaz-Balart, supports providing a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants. This is an American issue. So, I expect this party to come together on it. And I'm going to continue driving it.

The Hill



Oooo --- goodie!  Now where's my absentee ballot....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2014 02:15 PM (kdS6q)

200 What happens to the gringos like Mary Flanelstein?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 02:15 PM (wADwb)

201 they are catch & releasing without charging illegals on the border....& have been for ages.....it's much worse than we know.....think worse case scenario then make it worser....so it's the worsest evah......& it's even worst than that...but whatevs .....no hills

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, Happy New Year at September 25, 2014 02:16 PM (u8GsB)

202 I'm very competitive. I want to be a bigger loser than my good friend John McCain.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 25, 2014 02:16 PM (bD8i9)

203 They used to do catch and release ... back into Mexico. Now they catch and release them into the interior.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 25, 2014 02:19 PM (ZPrif)

204 So if they really do oil the joints and change the battery on the Mittbot for 2016, does he run with Ryan again?

Because it was so amazing to watch Ryan get walked over like a cheap doormat by... Joey Choo-Choo.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 02:20 PM (noWW6)

205 Nood Gabe Gamergate

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2014 02:21 PM (oFCZn)

206 Why are you so shocked about Obama putting illegals in the armed forces? He needs soldiers who will fire upon American citizen civilians without question.

Posted by: Mayor Nutter at September 25, 2014 02:21 PM (Q3tFF)

207 Transformation, it's FUndamental...

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 25, 2014 02:21 PM (zPNX5)

208 204 So if they really do oil the joints and change the battery on the Mittbot for 2016, does he run with Ryan again? Because it was so amazing to watch Ryan get walked over like a cheap doormat by... Joey Choo-Choo. Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2014 07:20 PM (noWW6) Wait until you see me thrash about lost in my whiteness against a minority Dem VP pick!!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 25, 2014 02:21 PM (oFCZn)

209 Constanza Defense, Who really cares about sea levels in 2150??? I thought SCOAMF was going to cure everything. because he was elected?

Posted by: Carol at September 25, 2014 02:22 PM (sj3Ax)

210 He needs soldiers who will fire upon American citizen civilians without question. And needs them soon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 25, 2014 02:22 PM (go6ud)

211 Is that thunder or the sound of the guns? Circular firing squad halt!

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 25, 2014 02:23 PM (zPNX5)

212 He needs soldiers who will fire upon American citizen civilians without question. >>> The flip side to that is American citizens will be less queasy about firing back.

Posted by: Swatara at September 25, 2014 02:26 PM (jiZk3)

213 Sure. Shoot back at Army Men. You wingnuts can die playing your glorified paintball games.

Posted by: Leftard at September 25, 2014 02:29 PM (Q3tFF)

214 To shan't or not to shan't that is the question.

Posted by: Ace O'Shakespeare at September 25, 2014 02:43 PM (bD8i9)

215 Its believing has been well shanted. The shantening of the believing is well-nigh impossible. M. Night Ramalamadingdong presents- The Shantening It isn't coming soon to a border near you. It's already here.

Posted by: Bill H at September 25, 2014 02:46 PM (3sZO1)

216 Friendsh, we have nothing to fear from a Mitt Romney candidacy. Really.

Posted by: Juan McCain at September 25, 2014 03:04 PM (1pjpl)

217 T9 Come home safe

Posted by: ginaswo at September 25, 2014 03:14 PM (+X1qa)

218 wtf is everyone tonight? Talking gaming?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 03:28 PM (1kUr7)

219 I admit, I was expecting this post to be about William Shatner.

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2014 03:28 PM (zDsvJ)

220 Shatnerboner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 03:32 PM (1kUr7)

221 Is this thread still going? Because I could not locate my interest in GamerGate with a high voltage transmission electron microscope.

Posted by: Y-not, electron microscopist at September 25, 2014 03:32 PM (zDsvJ)

222 Wouldn't it be sha'n't?

Just for the extra unbelieving sha'n'tening? 

Posted by: Phinn at September 25, 2014 03:38 PM (i5GO4)

223 Y-not -I'm with ya on the gaming thing. Love your gardening posts but I guess you don't have grasshoppers in Utah. Oh! and I am perfecting my ability to be last on a dead thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2014 03:46 PM (k0zor)

224 Penguin shant is stinky.

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 25, 2014 03:48 PM (zPNX5)

225 THEN WHO WAS SHAN'T?!?!

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at September 25, 2014 03:51 PM (e2WGx)

226 Posted by: Y-not, electron microscopist at September 25, 2014 08:32 PM (zDsvJ) Glad someone else shares my complete lack of interest in the subject. LizLem stated earlier in this thread that PBS blamed those awful anti-science Christianists for not getting their kids vaccinated. That's interesting, because I read an op-ed about kids dying from whooping cough because they weren't vaccinated - you know where the lowest pediatric vaccination rates are - Malibu and Beverly Hills and other posh areas of LA (not Compton, not East LA). You know, highly Christian Malibu. The rich libs who live in the ritzy areas are believing Jenny McCarthy and RFK Jr. and so some of their kids have died as as result. The author said something scary - although more kids have died of things like whooping cough and measles in the past 8 or so years then in the 1950's and 1960's (when Depression-era parents who actually remember kids dying of those diseases made sure to get their own kids vaccinated), vaccination rates are not increasing as a result. His conclusion is that not enough kids have died. More children will have to die before the anti-vaccination boneheads wake up.

Posted by: Brandon Donna and V. at September 25, 2014 03:53 PM (+XMAD)

227 "Army Men"?  What are you, five?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 25, 2014 03:53 PM (XO6WW)

228 Shan't, shantest Just what is the proper verbiage?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian. Kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 25, 2014 03:59 PM (HecVH)

229 227. Read the handle, bucko. SMH.

Posted by: Leftard at September 25, 2014 04:01 PM (Q3tFF)

230 ""Nearly all of Romney's 2012 circle of advisers, finance people, and close aides remains intact.""

Intact meaning "otherwise unemployable."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 25, 2014 04:20 PM (XO6WW)

231 I ordinarily like Jim Nance. Have never cared for Phil Simms. Hate both of them tonight. The "shaming" of the REDSKINS continues. Between this shit and the pussy rules and penalty flags it is now all but unwatchable. Thanks Goodell.... ua Fuckin' retard.

Posted by: Brandon Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 25, 2014 04:30 PM (jucos)

232 I will have to shoot these illegals one by one as they break into my housetrailer to steal my Compaq laptop.  It will take months of constant vigilance and digging tens of thousands of graves next to the septic tank.  And I'm going to need more arrows.  But i have confidence they will be breaking into homes.


Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 25, 2014 04:34 PM (nOfcH)

233 You knew I was lieing when I said over and over I wouldn't in your mouth, at EVERY POLITICAL ELECTION (or anywhere else). Sincerely your President (actually Putin/muslims) Obama

Posted by: Obama messiah da immaculate at September 25, 2014 05:45 PM (YVQn/)

234 Obama-ites, clean dat blue dress mess up, yo embarrassing me. Come 'round soon, i'll need ya fo da coming election.

Posted by: Obama messiah da immaculate at September 25, 2014 05:47 PM (YVQn/)

235 Really f'ing tired of this stupid, puerile 'in your mouth' thing.

Posted by: nobreakfast at September 25, 2014 08:54 PM (QEjbR)

236 I'm guessing missing an immigration hearing doesn't come with a SWAT raid and death penalty like refusing to pay a ticket.

Posted by: X at September 26, 2014 04:35 AM (KHo8t)

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