April 29, 2013

Female DNA Found on Boston Marathon Bomb Components
— Ace

There could be other explanations apart from the obvious one, of course.

Female DNA was found bomb components used in the attack this month on the Boston Marathon, a source familiar with the investigation confirmed to Fox News, though the source cautioned that it is too early to draw hard conclusions from that evidence.

"No one should expect that the investigation is over," the source told Fox News in confirming the development first reported by the Wall Street Journal, adding that it is just one piece of evidence that investigators are looking at.

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1 It was a female bomb?

Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 03:34 PM (doBIb)

2 DNA or no, I'd be looking hard at the wife.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 03:35 PM (5H6zj)

3 While it is true that he could have gotten the pressure cooker second hand, the obvious first step is to test the female 'friend' that they picked up last week.

Posted by: rabidfox at April 29, 2013 03:35 PM (NPa80)

4 Paging Peter Sellers.....

Mr Sellers to Central Casting

http://youtu.be/v30HUOx6SYk


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)

5 Can they distinguish between before the blast and after the blast?

Posted by: Dontheflyer at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (AsbsG)

6 Weren't there at least three pressure cooker bombs? Two at the race and one they threw during the shootout?

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (5H6zj)

7 Couldn't it be the DNA of a shopper or a stock person?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (piMMO)

8 Why are these batteries vibrating?

Posted by: Agent Smurph at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (uZCxK)

9

This is NOT  some broad plot.....

 

Looks furtively left and right

Posted by: Big Sis at April 29, 2013 03:36 PM (85x54)

10 The main question is, are we going to get a political investigation or a criminal investigation?  That would likely determine more than anything,  the outcome. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2013 03:37 PM (BeSEI)

11 Duh, they used pressure cooker bombs. That's women's work.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 29, 2013 03:37 PM (hpYnL)

12 10 The main question is, are we going to get a political investigation or a criminal investigation? That would likely determine more than anything, the outcome. Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2013 08:37 PM (BeSEI) Objection. Assumes that those are two different things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:38 PM (GEICT)

13 so whodunnit? Tamerlan's wife? the jihadi loving mom?

Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 03:38 PM (0PiQ4)

14 Probably just from the bringing of sammiches to the bomb workshop.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2013 03:38 PM (OZPoa)

15 It really depends upon where the sample was found.  Was it like inside the unexploded bomb?  Or on the outside and was accidental cross contamination because Speedbump had his wife buy some items at a hardware store?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 03:38 PM (CAHhA)

16 >>7 Couldn't it be the DNA of a shopper or a stock person? Have we heard yet if they bought them new? If they needed three, you'd think there'd be three of the same model. Usually wrapped in plastic etc. I don't see how there'd be a lot of DNA transferred during manufacturing.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 03:38 PM (5H6zj)

17 Is it muslim DNA?

Posted by: nip at April 29, 2013 03:39 PM (lGVXf)

18 A woman's DNA on a pressure cooker? What are the chances?

Amirite guys?

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2013 03:39 PM (xTHBC)

19 The Al Qaeda magazine article was entitled "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom" -- maybe these guys took the title literally.

Posted by: wooga at April 29, 2013 03:39 PM (2wsy0)

20 One look at the Mamabombah's picture tells you that she'd blow up a school bus without losing a minute of sleep over it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 03:39 PM (mCvL4)

21 Fuck, 11 beat me to the sexism angle.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2013 03:40 PM (xTHBC)

22 Wife - soundproof room - rubber hose = case solved!

Posted by: waldo at April 29, 2013 03:40 PM (1hBkG)

23 asshole used her favorite pressure cooker, it was a wedding present from her aunt mertle.

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 29, 2013 03:40 PM (BjJOB)

24 Female DNA? Why isn't Sarah Palin under arrest as we speak!!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 29, 2013 03:40 PM (mCvL4)

25 You mean...there's another bomber on the loose? Everyone off the streets and into the basement until the All Clear sounds!

Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at April 29, 2013 03:41 PM (+kznc)

26 20 One look at the Mamabombah's picture tells you that she'd blow up a school bus without losing a minute of sleep over it Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (mCvL4) 5 seconds of listening to her tells you she'd slit the throat of any survivors.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:41 PM (GEICT)

27 5 Can they distinguish between before the blast and after the blast? Posted by: Dontheflyer If the dna was in the form of blood or human tissue, I would say it was after the blast.

Posted by: waldo at April 29, 2013 03:41 PM (1hBkG)

28 if she was involved does that make them 3 lone wolves? My dream of making up "3 Wolf Boom" T-shirts will come true!

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 29, 2013 03:42 PM (BjJOB)

29 I have a suspicion the cooker wasn't used for the Eid al-Fitr goat roast.

Posted by: Lemme kaizen, Freelanve Warlord at April 29, 2013 03:42 PM (K1JW0)

30 Females, I never did trust those bastards.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 29, 2013 03:42 PM (VlXYw)

31 Could be tissue and still be the wife. Maybe Tamerlane beat her with it.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelanve Warlord at April 29, 2013 03:43 PM (K1JW0)

32 28 if she was involved does that make them 3 lone wolves? My dream of making up "3 Wolf Boom" T-shirts will come true! Posted by: vote Lord Humungus It makes them a Lone Wolf Pack, which means, the boys were having sex with their mother...

Posted by: waldo at April 29, 2013 03:44 PM (1hBkG)

33 Fuck, 11 beat me to the sexism angle.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2013 08:40 PM (xTHBC)



Here at the HQ, I was expecting at least three similarly sexist comments before me at #11. I'm disappointed, Morons.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 29, 2013 03:44 PM (hpYnL)

34 Typing on an iPad is a pain in the ass btw.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 03:44 PM (K1JW0)

35 Hey BCochran, I tried to meet your Nigri request on previous thread.

Speedbump and Lame's parents are such wonderful parents, Yassir Arafat would give them an award for raising such fine sons.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 03:44 PM (CAHhA)

36 2 DNA or no, I'd be looking hard at the wife. Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 08:35 PM (5H6zj) Bow chicka bow wow.

Posted by: Lavernius Tucker[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 03:45 PM (qyfb5)

37 Here at the HQ, I was expecting at least three similarly sexist comments before me at #11. I'm disappointed, Morons. Posted by: mugiwara at April 29, 2013 08:44 PM (hpYnL) The tough guys were too busy roaming the streets of Boston, EBRs at the ready, hunting down the bombers. /s

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:45 PM (GEICT)

38

I think it was from the bomb they threw at the cops out the car window when they were evading police after they shot the MIT cop.

 

The lid on that bomb pooed off when it it the pavement but it did not detonate.  There would be lots of good evidence from that bomb.  I think they got some pipe bombs from the car jawbreaker abandoned after running over his brother speed bump that night.

 

Same bombers, but not the bombs that went off at the finish line. 

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (nH8jP)

39 Considering the bomb was a pressure cooker originally, I for one am delighted we are at least getting American women back into the kitchen, where they belong. Now if we can just get the barefoot and pregnant thing going...

Posted by: T. at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (zw0Sm)

40 I can see why a woman would convert to this strain of Islam. She has been promised 72 virgin boys in the afterlife, for eternity.

... what?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (QTHTd)

41 Hey, AP, I saw. Very nice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (GEICT)

42 O/T & sorry, but Investors Business Daily editorial is horrible to Hillary, The JEF, Carney over Benghazi. I am at work now but will insert tiny URL to it When I get home. There is a perfectably normal reason why female DNA was found, it is only two brothers, no one else is involved. Right Big Sis?

Posted by: CarolT at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (s0f54)

43 I think this is a little too much jump and not enough news. I realize it's kind of being covered *because* it's being covered... which is kind of the issue. Unless they released the vague and meaningless info trying to smoke someone out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (qyfb5)

44 Flint to the rescue!!
http://youtu.be/qWsL9HLi9XM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (CAHhA)

45 sounds like they found a hair

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 03:46 PM (nH8jP)

46 I for one am delighted we are at least getting American women back into the kitchen, where they belong.

Now if we can just get the barefoot and pregnant thing going...


HELL-OOOOO. I HAVE HOMEMADE PIE AND BROWNIES.

Pffft.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 03:48 PM (hO8IJ)

47

Lucy, you gotta whole lotta 'splainin to do

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2013 03:49 PM (iReEb)

48 what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son.

Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 03:49 PM (0PiQ4)

49 I'm still gay!!

Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 03:49 PM (8SsiG)

50 HELL-OOOOO. I HAVE HOMEMADE PIE AND BROWNIES. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 08:48 PM (hO8IJ) Hi

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:49 PM (GEICT)

51 CNN Atlanta April 30, 2013 - Today an anonymous source inside the Department of Justice has informed CNN that the female DNA sample found on the unexploded Boston bomb has been identified.  The sample, it has been determined, came from Sandra Fluke.  The FBI is still trying to verify if in fact it is her DNA or simply cross-contamination our source informs us.  Stay tuned to this developing story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 03:50 PM (CAHhA)

52 48 what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son. Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 08:49 PM (0PiQ4) You know, I asked this on twitter the other day....so what happened to those strict Muslim burial concerns? I remember that being a big deal with Bin Laden.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:50 PM (GEICT)

53 There is a perfectably normal reason why female
DNA was found, it is only two brothers


If one was/is a trannie.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2013 03:51 PM (YAhvB)

54

@46 HELL-OOOOO. I HAVE HOMEMADE PIE AND BROWNIES.

----------------------------

More and more often, the presence of homemade pie and brownies in a family home means that the husband made them.  After all, learning to cook makes the college years somewhat better.  And too many women don't want to even learn to do even the most basic cooking since it's considered "demeaning" by far too many of them (even though plenty of those refuse-niks spend lots of time living by themselves before moving in with a guy).

 

Posted by: junior at April 29, 2013 03:51 PM (UWFpX)

55

"what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son."

 

 

Hmmm......interesting. You sure about that?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2013 03:51 PM (iReEb)

56

Splodey  Muslim immigrants.  Doing the job of  putting women back in the kitchen that Americans just won't do.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 29, 2013 03:51 PM (ZRmWD)

57 It is probably the DNA of someone who happened to be shopping before the bombers and picked it up, leaving something behind. The will keep stringing people along while the Texas explosion fades away.

http://freedomoutpost.com/

Posted by: TC at April 29, 2013 03:51 PM (ygAxO)

58 sounds like they found a hair *** Don't look at me that way.

Posted by: Clarence Thomas at April 29, 2013 03:52 PM (piMMO)

59 BC --- I hope we feed his dead body to a pack of wild, hungry pigs.

Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 03:53 PM (0PiQ4)

60 what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son. *** the kind who would have been fine had he gone splodey for the cause.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 03:54 PM (piMMO)

61 jawbreaker went back to his dorm and partied after the marathon bombing.  His girlfriend and two male friends were picked up by the FBI for questioning after he had been ID'd.  Maybe he kept the bombs in his dorm?

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 03:54 PM (nH8jP)

62 The DNA must be from a female tea partier who set them up.

Posted by: Josef at April 29, 2013 03:55 PM (Kd2Tr)

63

@61 jawbreaker went back to his dorm and partied after the marathon bombing. His girlfriend and two male friends were picked up by the FBI for questioning after he had been ID'd. Maybe he kept the bombs in his dorm?

--------------------

That would be awfully dangerous.  Dorm rooms aren't exactly the most secure locations.  What if a bomb was stored there and it was accidentally knocked over?

 

Posted by: junior at April 29, 2013 03:55 PM (UWFpX)

64 So the muslim chick rubbed her hoo-ha on the bomb??

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2013 03:55 PM (9XBK2)

65 OT: Cruz: GOP Senators Yelled at Me for Supporting Gun Filibuster "Republican" senators yell at Cruz/Lee/Rand for standing up to gun grabbers. http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/346926/cruz-gop-senators-yelled-me-supporting-gun-filibuster

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 29, 2013 03:56 PM (52n2x)

66 64 So the muslim chick rubbed her hoo-ha on the bomb?? Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2) Yes, I'm sure there's a hadith about that.

Posted by: joncelli at April 29, 2013 03:57 PM (CWlPF)

67 I haven't read the entire thread...., but surely someone has pointed out that the instructions said to use your mother's pressure cooker. No brighter than these guys were, they probably had her ship it over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 03:57 PM (aDwsi)

68 Posted by: TC at April 29, 2013 08:51 PM (ygAxO) Seriously? Headliner on that site: Monsanto *owns* the US Government and had Blackwater or the CIA blow the West, Texas plant up with a missile.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 03:57 PM (qyfb5)

69 There is a perfectably normal reason why female
DNA was found, it is only two brothers, no one
else is involved. Right Big Sis?

***

And they're mad about the quality of American Idol this season.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 29, 2013 03:58 PM (VlXYw)

70 A woman's DNA? She obviously wasn't the getaway driver.

Posted by: SwampFox at April 29, 2013 03:58 PM (SvwMd)

71 You have some splaning to do (place muzzie female name here)

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 03:58 PM (HVff2)

72 “I don’t know that there is an issue that has generated more heat internally in the Republican conference,” Cruz said Talking about gun control. How fucking pathetic is that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 03:58 PM (GEICT)

73 OT: Cruz: GOP Senators Yelled at Me for Supporting Gun Filibuster

I'd be lot more impressed if he'd been willing to name names. Senate collegiality needs to start taking a back seat to telling people in your party that they're behaving like asshats. 

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2013 03:59 PM (6TB1Z)

74 Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2) Maybe she wanted to feel the Earth move.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2013 03:59 PM (7vimm)

75 "Republican" senators yell at Cruz/Lee/Rand for standing up to gun grabbers. Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 29, 2013 08:56 PM (52n2x) Yeah, effing "purists" are the problem, totally better to just DO WHAT THE CRAZY LEFT WANTS! It will be okay. Just go quietly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 04:00 PM (qyfb5)

76

McCain and Graham

 

Who else

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 04:00 PM (nH8jP)

77

@31

  "Could be tissue and still could be the wife, maybe Tamerlane beat her with it".

 

  Well.... the Superbowl wasn't that long ago....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 29, 2013 04:00 PM (ld5Rh)

78 64 So the muslim chick rubbed her hoo-ha on the bomb?? Posted by: steevy For luck!

Posted by: waldo at April 29, 2013 04:01 PM (1hBkG)

79 Hey CAC, were you the creative consultant behind this Russian music video?

http://youtu.be/Sn5mYjWMleY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:01 PM (CAHhA)

80 70 A woman's DNA? She obviously wasn't the getaway driver.

And she's an Asian woman to boot.  She'd be doing 15 in the left lane.

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2013 04:01 PM (6TB1Z)

81

So the muslim chick rubbed her hoo-ha on the bomb??

 
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2)

 

Weird way to make  a  Tuna  Surprise.

Posted by: COunt de Monet at April 29, 2013 04:02 PM (BAS5M)

82 Tea Party DNA is lady DNA, that's the explanation.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 29, 2013 04:02 PM (HDgX3)

83 ABC radio news is reporting that some doctor wants the dead suspect's brain examined because he was a boxer and the guy wants to know what happened to his brain.

Posted by: Caustic at April 29, 2013 04:02 PM (/b8+5)

84 I'm still waiting for bombboy to come out as gay and tryout for the NBA.

Posted by: Weird flunky at April 29, 2013 04:03 PM (tlhtD)

85 @ 80 Pep, racist, funny lol

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 04:03 PM (HVff2)

86 83 ABC radio news is reporting that some doctor wants the dead suspect's brain examined because he was a boxer and the guy wants to know what happened to his brain. Posted by: Caustic at April 29, 2013 09:02 PM (/b8+5) Well, for starters, it was run over with a Mercedes SUV.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 04:03 PM (qyfb5)

87

You have some splaning to do (place muzzie female name here)

 

 

Aisha!  You have some sploding to do!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 29, 2013 04:03 PM (ZRmWD)

88 48 what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son. Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 08:49 PM

Mother Tsarnaev told us to slip him under the door

Posted by: Middlesex Co. MA Coroners Office at April 29, 2013 04:04 PM (mCvL4)

89 Fox reporting this, but as usual Hannity displays his annoying verbal tick of beginning almost every sentence he utters with the word "Now..."


Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at April 29, 2013 04:04 PM (Q1DS+)

90 If the pressure cooker had come from Gosnell's office then this would get hushed up real quick.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 04:04 PM (Zd/NW)

91 ABC radio news is reporting that some doctor wants the dead suspect's brain examined because he was a boxer and the guy wants to know what happened to his brain.

I had the idea that Tamerlin's brain got straightened out at the end.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 04:04 PM (QTHTd)

92 its obvious that Tamerlan was transgendered and abused by a racist,sexist homophobic country

Posted by: chas Bono at April 29, 2013 04:05 PM (z9OI2)

93 I won a bet.  I said the parents weren't coming here and my lefty friend said I was wrong, "of course they're coming".

Posted by: Caustic at April 29, 2013 04:05 PM (/b8+5)

94

...what happened to his brain

 

His brother ran over his head with a fucking SUV.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 29, 2013 04:05 PM (EhSF0)

95 Wife - soundproof room - rubber hose = case solved! Thsis no time for you kinky fantasies! Think, people! Think!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 29, 2013 04:06 PM (3PlMc)

96 That doctor is just whacked.  He wants to say in a shocked voice, "You mean I put an abnormal brain in my monster!?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:06 PM (CAHhA)

97 83 ABC radio news is reporting that some doctor wants the dead suspect's brain examined because he was a boxer and the guy wants to know what happened to his brain. Posted by: Caustic at April 29, 2013 09:02 PM (/b8+5) Done blowed up. (that was done as a Brit doing a southern accent)

Posted by: David Hobbes at April 29, 2013 04:06 PM (Zd/NW)

98 did anyone else find it odd that those days when the photos wet all over the media, that the wife never contacted the authorities?

Posted by: Avi at April 29, 2013 04:07 PM (z9OI2)

99 57 It is probably the DNA of someone who happened to be shopping before the bombers and picked it up, leaving something behind. ---- I dunno. Where do you shop where the items are not in a box? Usually there's a display model and then the boxed stock. I thought the bombs at the marathon were also pressure-cooker types. If so, I doubt they'd use hand-me-downs -- seems like they'd use three of the same model. I agree it's way too early to tell anything from this, but I think the wife had some idea of what was going down. I thought Mommie Dearest was out of the country.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 04:07 PM (5H6zj)

100 DNA = Mom

Posted by: SGT. York at April 29, 2013 04:07 PM (IdV/i)

101 I can't wait for my wife to come home from Hardees, we will spend an hour discussing the options on this.  It's gonna be better that we watched Archer last night.  And that I talked to my best friend, and his wife wants a strap on to do him in the wazzoo.  But neither here nor there.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at April 29, 2013 04:08 PM (nqXsF)

102 Meh, mom FedEx'd the pressure cookers to the boys from Rus-jihadi-Disneyland.

More likely it is either the wife, salesperson, or someone from a factory.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 04:08 PM (KCvsd)

103 What do you expect? I was wet!

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 29, 2013 04:08 PM (JqnAE)

104

Done blowed up.

(that was done as a Brit doing a southern accent)

 

 

Blowed up  *real*  good.

Posted by: SCTV Farm Report at April 29, 2013 04:08 PM (BAS5M)

105 98 did anyone else find it odd that those days when the photos wet all over the media, that the wife never contacted the authorities?

Posted by: Avi at April 29, 2013 09:07 PM (z9OI2)

Didn't she lawyer up right away and go to New Hampshire where her parents live?

So guess the lawyer has been speaking for her.

Posted by: Caustic at April 29, 2013 04:09 PM (/b8+5)

106 DNA from a victim? Or the bomb builder?

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 29, 2013 04:10 PM (QupBk)

107 Well, for starters, it was run over with a Mercedes SUV.


Heeeyy-ooooooo!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 29, 2013 04:11 PM (z9HTb)

108 "what piece of shit parents who still haven't claimed the body of their son."

Mom is on the terror watch list and has an arrest warrant waiting for her if she attempts to enter the country.

Dad has mysteriously disappeared with an "illness". FSB probably administered some Polonium.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 04:11 PM (KCvsd)

109 All sorts of female DNA on remote control car parts, yup

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 04:11 PM (HVff2)

110 98 did anyone else find it odd that those days when the photos wet all over the media, that the wife never contacted the authorities? --- It's been reported that she called the brothers, so I think we have an idea of where her loyalties are. That interview from Big Flat Bomber Bro's previous girlfriend made it pretty clear he expected his wimmens to convert and hate America. I'm old enough to have lived through (and remember quite vividly) the Patty Hearst stuff. They'd better not let Miss Pretty Face off on this one.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 04:12 PM (5H6zj)

111 106 DNA from a victim? Or the bomb builder? Posted by: toby928© presents at April 29, 2013 09:10 PM (QupBk) Said it was from a part that didn't come into contact with victims.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 04:12 PM (Zd/NW)

112 I thought Poppa-Bomb had retreated to some kind of remote fortress.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:13 PM (CAHhA)

113 Big deal. I believe any real investigation would find blood on this administration's hands.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2013 04:14 PM (VYiE7)

114 36 2 DNA or no, I'd be looking hard at the wife. Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 08:35 PM (5H6zj) Bow chicka bow wow. Posted by: Lavernius Tucker at April 29, 2013 08:45 PM (qyfb5) Love Red vs Blue.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 29, 2013 04:15 PM (HiKk0)

115 If Michael Crichton is to be believed, we should be able to breed a theme park of female terrorists to observe them in the wild.

Posted by: zsasz at April 29, 2013 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

116 You mean the science isn't settled and they may have had help? They weren't 'lone wolves?' S h o c k e d

Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 04:16 PM (Wl/Ht)

117 Prediction: ten years or so from now, a pressure cooker handle will be discovered of a roof somewhere in Boston. Truthers will declare it to be evidence of some kind of plot by Bush.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:16 PM (aDwsi)

118 zsasz, a ravenous pack of Helen Thomas clones is not how I want the human race to go extinct...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:16 PM (CAHhA)

119 junior:  Some of us old timers were born before all this crap.  Mine is a wonderful cook.  I'm better, but still, she ain't bad.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 29, 2013 04:17 PM (x4x3r)

120 Fun fact: Bill Clinton gave Patty Hearst a full pardon in January 2001. Another fun fact: Hearst's original sentence of 35 years was commuted by the Peanut Farmer after she served less than two years.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 04:17 PM (5H6zj)

121 If they bought it at walmart it was probably used and returned a few times and also contains artichoke DNA.

Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 04:18 PM (FmFB3)

122 I'm old enough to have lived through (and remember quite vividly) the Patty Hearst stuff. They'd better not let Miss Pretty Face off on this one. Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 09:12 PM (5H6zj) If her parents have the stroke that Patty Hearst's did, she probably will walk. Hopefully, they don't have the stroke and she will be stroking off guards in prison for smokes for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 04:18 PM (Zd/NW)

123 zsasz, a ravenous pack of Helen Thomas clones is not how I want the human race to go extinct... But that would be an opportunity to observe what preceded the dinosaurs...

Posted by: zsasz at April 29, 2013 04:18 PM (MMC8r)

124 118 zsasz, a ravenous pack of Helen Thomas clones is not how I want the human race to go extinct...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:16 PM
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On the other hand, presumably it would mean open season on the clones, That would kind of make my golden years more fun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:18 PM (aDwsi)

125 Watching The Following. An agent has been kidnapped and will die if not found. Main two characters capture the guy who took her. They take him someplace quiet for a "chat." His statement is "Go ahead, kill me. I'm not talking." They then beat the ever loving shit out of him. My wife had an interesting comment. "People may be ready to die, but they're not ready to HURT."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 04:19 PM (GEICT)

126 So Is Patty Hearst going to be a prof at some east coast skool of higha edercation?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 04:20 PM (HVff2)

127 20 "One look at the Mamabombah's picture tells you that she'd blow up a school bus without losing a minute of sleep over it" Posted by: kbdabear That bitch? There's your female hormones gone nutso. Hey, menopause hits some of us pretty hard. Any of you morons cheat on your menopausal wife, you better check the shopping bags to see if she's buying a pressure cooker. And if my comment is all sexist and all, well, omyn's libbers hate conservative women like me anyhow, so I may as well give the bitches good reason.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:21 PM (ynec7)

128 A chance to observe and hunt life from the Cretin Period?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:21 PM (CAHhA)

129 120 Fun fact: Bill Clinton gave Patty Hearst a full pardon in January 2001.

Another fun fact: Hearst's original sentence of 35 years was commuted by the Peanut Farmer after she served less than two years. Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 09:17 PM
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Somewhere in there, Hearst played a part in a movie..., I think she played a nut case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:21 PM (aDwsi)

130 I will sleep like a baby knowing the FBI has their top men on this DNA revelation.  Top. Men.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2013 04:21 PM (gyDll)

131 "womyn's libbers"

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:21 PM (ynec7)

132 Symbionese Liberation Army

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 04:22 PM (CAHhA)

133 130 I will sleep like a baby knowing the FBI has their top men on this DNA revelation. Top. Men. Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2013 09:21 PM (gyDll) Maybe they can send it to the same people who are testing the Ricin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)

134 There is always more to these stories, but this information leads to one big question -- Why would they release this info? If the mother (or anyone that knew the bastards) got dna on something, it would be very difficult to prove it was not incidental and that the dna was related to building a bomb. However, The best case is to interrogate the suspect, get them to disavow any knowledge of "so called pressure coookers" and to say during interrogation that they never even saw these components. Then, once they have taken a position you prove at a minimum that they lied during interrogation since their dna is on the component. This is pretty standard, and why you never say anything during interrogation. Not a single word. So why let this info out? do they have so much evidence against the female that this approach is not needed? was it a leak? are they incompetent?

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 29, 2013 04:22 PM (zZJJp)

135 She did WHAT with a pressure cooker..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 29, 2013 04:23 PM (6IKyK)

136 OT but just look at this photo. A lot of subtext here. http://t.co/kM8wA4VpGt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:24 PM (piMMO)

137 That interview from Big Flat Bomber Bro's previous girlfriend made it pretty clear he expected his wimmens to convert and hate America.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 09:12 PM

Knowing today's schools and colleges, she probably hated America already. It's probably the burka and beating stuff she had an issue with

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 04:24 PM (mCvL4)

138 I love the mama she talks and talks and talks and the Russians let her isn't that weird? very hard to claim they were nutso like Columbine or lone wolves when they are letting mama have daily press conferences The Russians are not stupid

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 04:25 PM (nH8jP)

139 134 There is always more to these stories, but this information leads to one big question -- Why would they release this info?
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Just to show that they are all over this, and are really, you know..., competant

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:25 PM (aDwsi)

140 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO) Says everything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)

141 Says everything. *** It nearly made me cry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:26 PM (piMMO)

142 Now what kind of "female DNA" are they referring to?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2013 04:27 PM (n8LUb)

143 Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 09:25 PM (nH8jP) Give em enough rope and they'll hang themselves.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 29, 2013 04:27 PM (HiKk0)

144 Tamelan was Tamerlana, who knew?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 04:30 PM (/gHaE)

145 Done blowed up. (that was done as a Brit doing a southern accent) Technically speaking, I believe h'it was run clean over. (done as a Southerner talkin' regular)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 04:30 PM (PkYpQ)

146 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO) Awww. Look at the sad mutt not being the center of attention.

Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 04:30 PM (Wl/Ht)

147 Hold it..., WHAT? California wants to allow non-citizens on juries? Just heard that on Hannity...., am I late in finding this out? WTF????

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:30 PM (aDwsi)

148 Awww. Look at the sad mutt not being the center of attention. *** you can't look at that photo without knowing that one them knows he can't measure up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:31 PM (piMMO)

149

130 I will sleep like a baby knowing the FBI has their top men on this DNA revelation. Top. Men.

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Curled up in a fetal position and whimpering quietly to yourself?

 

 

Posted by: WW2 Vet at April 29, 2013 04:32 PM (DWqDw)

150 I believe h'it wuz runned clean over.

There.

Posted by: Banjo Bob at April 29, 2013 04:32 PM (aDwsi)

151 OT but just look at this photo.

A lot of subtext here.
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SCOAMF looks very uncomfortable. Is his hand clenched?

Posted by: Retread at April 29, 2013 04:33 PM (zxitI)

152 Any of you morons cheat on your menopausal wife, you better check the shopping bags to see if she's buying a pressure cooker. --- I already have the chest freezer... told my husband to watch for the wood chipper.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 04:33 PM (5H6zj)

153 If her parents have the stroke that Patty Hearst's did, she probably will walk. Hopefully, they don't have the stroke and she will be stroking off guards in prison for smokes for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 09:18 PM (Zd/NW)



^^^THIS!

Posted by: FedPen Prison Guards at April 29, 2013 04:33 PM (hpYnL)

154 Golly, we're such Islamophobes, and we really try so hard to be Islamofans!  That's why we let CAIR edit our anti-terror manual.  Did you know they found over 900 pages there that were clearly offensive to their religion?  One page even said that Muslim WOMEN might be radicalized, and might become 'splodey hos.  I kid you not.  That's not only racist and sexist, it's just plain wrong.  Could never happen.  Ooops, I wasn't supposed to reveal what CAIR removed from the manual.  Dammit, I wasn't supposed to reveal it was CAIR . . .

Posted by: THE FBI, watching you at April 29, 2013 04:33 PM (hHgxI)

155 I've heard of, "She's da bomb" but it was in a much pleasanter context" :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 04:34 PM (INYkK)

156

@147 Hold it..., WHAT? California wants to allow non-citizens on juries? Just heard that on Hannity...., am I late in finding this out? WTF????

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Yup, you're late.  iirc, it still hasn't been voted on in Sacramento yet.  But that's likely just a formality, given the state government's make-up these days.

 

Posted by: WW2 Vet at April 29, 2013 04:34 PM (DWqDw)

157 you can't look at that photo without knowing that one them knows he can't measure up. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 09:31 PM (piMMO) Going to look great when I set it as my background tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 04:34 PM (Wl/Ht)

158 I would worry more about the Bobbit Gambit

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 04:34 PM (aDwsi)

159 OK. So, my legs just asploded and there's this pink mist and smoke where my legs used to be. It hits a wall, and the wind blows it back at me.

Posted by: Chick that used to have legs, but now: internet detective at April 29, 2013 04:35 PM (i7B17)

160 SCOAMF looks very uncomfortable. Is his hand clenched? *** It looks like that nervous kind of thumb-clinch He know there's only 1 man standing there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:35 PM (piMMO)

161 new thread

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:35 PM (piMMO)

162 Did his head pop like a big o melon when he was run over? Or was he just flatted like a flap jack?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 04:36 PM (HVff2)

163 Going to look great when I set it as my background tomorrow. *** I've now gone back and looked at that photo about 6 times. I just can't stop looking at it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 04:36 PM (piMMO)

164 Human DNA in a pressure cooker? I reported mine missing in a robbery three weeks ago. Coincidence?

Posted by: Alferd Packer at April 29, 2013 04:36 PM (pxDth)

Posted by: mr_jack at April 29, 2013 04:36 PM (TMG3G)

166

Females, I never did trust those bastards.[/i[

 

This outrage is directly attributable to an unlicensed female. We need background checks, a Federal registry, and licensing. If it saves just one life ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 29, 2013 04:37 PM (IDSI7)

167 There. Posted by: Banjo Bob at April 29, 2013 09:32 PM (aDwsi) Yessir, hiz baby brother took and runned clean over it. Right over top of it. Clean over it, just like that. I tell you what, I have never seen the like.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 04:38 PM (PkYpQ)

168 So, after CAIR removed so many pages from our anti-terror manual, the classes got sorta short and we needed to pad our class time (wink wink).  So we started telling right-wing teabagger jokes, since no other kind are allowed now, and that filled up 900 pages easy.  So that's what we use to teach our anti-terror agents now.  Works great, too.  How many Teabagger Attacks have there been, huh?  How many?  See?  I rest my case.

Posted by: THE FBI, watching you Teabaggers at April 29, 2013 04:39 PM (hHgxI)

169 Menopause can hot women pretty hard. They can be very moody and yell, but your average Lutheran middle woman is neither trying to blow up the Baptists are blowing up their cheating husband. Don't cheat up your wife, morons. Just realize that once she makes it through menopause she'll be a much nicer person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 04:39 PM (INYkK)

170 I would rather the bad guys all get caught, even if it means the Obama administration takes a victory lap.

But if one or more other people were involved in this crime, such as a female who helped put together the pressure cooker bombs, and if we never catch those other people because of the way the Obama administration has handled this case... then I hope this blows up as a huge firestorm of negative public opinion that hurts the Obama administration and keeps Obama from accomplishing his policy goals.

Of course the press is mostly on Team Obama so they will try to bury the story if it looks bad.

Posted by: mr_jack at April 29, 2013 04:39 PM (TMG3G)

171 Technically speaking, I believe h'it was run clean over. (done as a Southerner talkin' regular) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 09:30 PM (PkYpQ) My sock there was David Hobbes who does the Formula 1 races. He used to do NASCAR races for CBS, he is/was British, and whenever an engine blows, he says "it done blowed up". But I do believe before he got curb stomped by a Pirelli that one of his bombs went off in his face.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 04:39 PM (Zd/NW)

172 progs now saying wifey's grand dad was a member of the skull and bones, which of course means he is CIA, and wifey and speed bump were CIA operatives jeebus

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 04:40 PM (nH8jP)

173 They wait this long to get DNA from the wife? Have they even been investigating this attack? How numbskull is the FBI?

Posted by: Baldy at April 29, 2013 04:40 PM (opS9C)

174 I've now gone back and looked at that photo about 6 times. I just can't stop looking at it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 09:36 PM (piMMO) LOL. I was just going to say that. I went back to it - i can't place what it reminds me off. It's like TFG had an accident and they're just pitying him.

Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 04:40 PM (Wl/Ht)

175 meant Blowing up the Baptists OR the cheating husband I wouldn't be at all surprised if there were women involved in the bombing,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 04:41 PM (INYkK)

176 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 09:39 PM (Zd/NW) I should have recognized the name...I remember him now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 04:42 PM (PkYpQ)

177 the FBI has been 'negotiating" with wife's lawyers to get a DNA sample and it has taken several days. *sigh*

Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 04:44 PM (nH8jP)

178 147 "Hold it..., WHAT? California wants to allow non-citizens on juries? Just heard that on Hannity...., am I late in finding this out? WTF????" Posted by: Mike Hammer Well, how the hell else do you expect illegal aliens to get acquitted? I knew this shit would get completely out of hand if that bastard in the white house got reelected. The left has decided that they can get away with anything, no matter how outrageous and they are right.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:45 PM (ynec7)

179 And what do the progs say the reason the CIA would blow up the Marathon? To get back at Obama? See, it has to be ANYTHING than that there are radical Muslims. You can even say "radical Muslim" without being called a bigot or worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 04:45 PM (INYkK)

180 It was covered in Hillary's semen

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 29, 2013 04:48 PM (MhA4j)

181 "I already have the chest freezer... told my husband to watch for the wood chipper." Posted by: Y-not You a fan of "Fargo"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:48 PM (ynec7)

182 162 Did his head pop like a big o melon when he was run over? Or was he just flatted like a flap jack? Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 09:36 PM (HVff2) It's the Sledge O Matic!!!!

Posted by: Gallagher at April 29, 2013 04:49 PM (Zd/NW)

183

WHAT? California wants to allow non-citizens on juries? Just heard that on Hannity...., am I late in finding this out? WTF????

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 09:30 PM (aDwsi)

 

The hits keep coming,

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2013 04:51 PM (5wHPS)

184 Fargo-Great Film It's really gruesome but the policewoman who sounds like the computer wife on "spongebob" is played by a fine actress. All around great ensemble acting and darkly funny..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 04:51 PM (INYkK)

185 162 Did his head pop like a big o melon when he was run over? Or was he just flatted like a flap jack?" Drudge ran a photo of the carcass. It was pretty gruesome. I'd like to see the photos blown up poster size and used to wallpaper the other bastard bomber's cell walls so he can look at it 24 hrs a day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:53 PM (ynec7)

186 164 Human DNA in a pressure cooker? I reported mine missing in a robbery three weeks ago. Coincidence? Posted by: Alferd Packer If it were TFG's pressure cooker it would have puppy DNA in it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 04:54 PM (ynec7)

187 OT and on a brighter note, youngest daughter of 3 turned 20 today. Woot made it thru with no teenage pregnancies

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 04:54 PM (HVff2)

188 Tsarnaev Wife, Katherine Russell, Scrutinized by Authorities: http://nyti.ms/13Hy3NW

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2013 04:54 PM (5H6zj)

189 You a fan of "Fargo"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 09:48 PM (ynec7)


Who isn't?

Posted by: troyriser at April 29, 2013 04:54 PM (ptcFO)

190

You a fan of "Fargo"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 09:48 PM (ynec7)

Who isn't?

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Jerry Lundegaard

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2013 05:02 PM (5wHPS)

191 Congratulations to your daughter and for dad and mom for surviving the teen years. May they all be blessed. Keep the rest of us still living with teens in your prayers that we all make it trough sane. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2013 05:03 PM (INYkK)

192 OT: In case anyone missed it (Drudge linked to it), Vanity Fair has an amazing collection of photos of Obama with his legs or feet on his desk, or tables. Arrogance from a man who hates us and hates America: http://preview.tinyurl.com/d42kbys

Posted by: Baldy at April 29, 2013 05:04 PM (opS9C)

193 Said it was from a part that didn't come into contact with victims. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 09:12 PM (Zd/NW) Maybe Speedbump used the batteries from his wife's vibrator for the timer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2013 05:12 PM (fNpC1)

194 Woot made it thru with no teenage pregnancies

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 09:54 PM (HVff2)

Any dead boyfriends?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 05:32 PM (/WLC3)

195 Bought it, Tom in Korea!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 05:51 PM (PkYpQ)

196 Yeah, I was around during the Hearst thing. (our town got a free store out of the money for awhile.) She was held captive in a closet and raped. We are talking about a Weather Underground type group and I hold them responsible for everything that happened. I'm willing to cut Patty some slack. At least she hasn't publicly longed to go back to the "good old days", unlike Ayers/Boudin.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Lqy/e)

197 Investigations of this nature are NEVER over. Anyone who knows a cop or a career prosecutor already knows that. In fact, not just the FBI but also most police departments in cities above a quarter million have specialized units that focus on going after and updating 'stale' case files.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 29, 2013 08:27 PM (21TJo)

198 cooties!

Posted by: ben h at April 30, 2013 06:11 AM (pSbfg)

199 109 All sorts of female DNA on remote control car parts, yup

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 09:11 PM (HVff2)


There probably is: who do you think assembles those toys at the factory?

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at April 30, 2013 12:16 PM (5hNpF)

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