April 29, 2015

I Don't Know What to Believe
— Ace

People: Everything's Great!!!!

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Us: Everything's Amazing!!!

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In Touch: It could be better, I guess

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Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM | Comments (439)
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1 Ha

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 02:48 PM (GLhgh)

2 I don't care if i'm first

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:48 PM (wkuqO)

3 Nope

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 02:48 PM (ygqvj)

4 I do but I type slow

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:49 PM (wkuqO)

5 Why would He/She wait to change sexes when their 65 years old. Not the most attractive time so to speak...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 02:49 PM (Bn6aD)

6 I suppose somewhere in between might be a truth of some sort.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 02:49 PM (F9322)

7 I'm willing to bet that In Touch magazine cover is photoshopped to give him "lipstick" and whatnot.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 02:49 PM (q20+R)

8 I'm going to compromise. I think they're both true.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 02:50 PM (AkOaV)

9 I don't know about any of that, but Selena Gomez looks pretty good.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 29, 2015 02:50 PM (CVTpV)

10 I'll hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 02:50 PM (sQzB6)

11 5 Why would He/She wait to change sexes when their 65 years old. Not the most attractive time so to speak... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 07:49 PM (Bn6aD) He will have new perky boobs?

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:50 PM (wkuqO)

12 a case of bruised gender

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 02:50 PM (GLhgh)

13 "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." It's his business and I don't see why anyone outside of his family should commenting.

Posted by: rabidfox at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (COIkl)

14 That in Touch cover makes him look like Janet Reno.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (Q/rld)

15 Sure, Bruce is all happy now that he's 20 years past his menses.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (ty633)

16 I would pay money to be beat by Sophia Vergara

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (dULJN)

17 So when did He realize He was a She? After several marriages and 3 kids?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (Bn6aD)

18 He has progressed to the point he will be one fugly woman or a prissy pants.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (wkuqO)

19 Detachable Penis is a song, Bruce, not a lifestyle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 02:51 PM (0DeYj)

20 Janet Reno.heh

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (dULJN)

21 Eek. I'll go with "could be better" just because it fits my prejudices better.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (a42f0)

22 Just keep him away from firearms and boners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

23 The Balls on that... Guy?

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (fOOY1)

24 US Weekly is about to get hit by a SJW hammer- that "Inside *his* heroic transformation" is going to rile them up like nothing else. And me without popcorn on hand.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (F9322)

25 In Touch was already caught 'shopping Jenner's head (with makeup drawn on) on top of a woman's body.


Not that there's anything normal at all about this.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 02:52 PM (q20+R)

26 Shows a jar: Look I'm not nuts anymore.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:53 PM (wkuqO)

27 Supermarket tabloids: Taking Schizophrenic To A Whole New Level

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 29, 2015 02:53 PM (dCUzJ)

28 Next: John Kerry decides to transition to become the first tranny Secretary of State.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2015 02:53 PM (3C9q2)

29 Nice. Who's the chick?

Posted by: Barack Hussein at April 29, 2015 02:53 PM (FcR7P)

30 a tension ho ? in that family ? yadon'tsay !

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 02:53 PM (GLhgh)

31 Yeah, 43% suicide rate. Gender therapists need to be very careful about whom they approve.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (XrHO0)

32 @17, he says he's not gay -- he's, um, lesbian, I guess. He still digs chicks, is my point, he just also wants to be one.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (EBoCD)

33 Do these yoga pants make my ass look big?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

34 It's his business and I don't see why anyone outside of his family should commenting. Because its sick and wrong and we are going to be (if we're lucky, only rhetorically) beaten until we celebrate it in the name of Tolerance?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (a42f0)

35 It's possible HE is happy and SHE is miserable.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

36 32 @17, he says he's not gay -- he's, um, lesbian, I guess. He still digs chicks, is my point, he just also wants to be one. Like Mr. Garrison...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (Bn6aD)

37 so does this mean he's a lesbian?

Posted by: haljordan at April 29, 2015 02:54 PM (5o4cB)

38 I suppose they're going to tell us that this isn't a choice either.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (zRby/)

39 You don't have to be a Grandma to bake cookies.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (sH832)

40 31 - Yep, no mental illness there... nosiree.

Posted by: LawLurker at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (zKwtX)

41 so open thread and we can start talking guns or recipes or something immediately yes?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (dkExz)

42 I'm thinking they'll have him replace Joan Rivers on Fashion Police.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (8ikIW)

43 Next: John Kerry decides to transition to become the first tranny Secretary of State. Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2015 07:53 PM (3C9q2) More likely he tells us all he has been living a lie and he is really a rabbit face stuck in a horse face's body and that surgery is planned to correct that.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 02:55 PM (F9322)

44 42 not in charge but ok with me.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (wkuqO)

45 Dude needs an intervention. Or a 'nickle ride' in the back of a Baltimore PD paddy wagon.

As long as he's not driving it, huh?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (sH832)

46 It's his business and I don't see why anyone outside of his family should commenting. Posted by: rabidfox at April 29, 2015 07:51 PM (COIkl) Because they, and the Left in general, are demanding that we approve of this, that we accommodate his madness by pretending that he's sane, and will crush anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (10ydV)

47 Tom Cruise is a lousy father!


btw, NYC is  having a Balmer-style street party.  One marcher is waving the Palestinian flag, because shut up hater!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (JO9+V)

48 Look, I can see Bradley Manning wanting to get into women's prison. Hell, if I were looking at life sharing a cell with Bubba I'd probably be exercising my Constitutional right to a sex-reassignment too. Dunno about Jenner, but his family's just the third ring at the circus.

Posted by: JEM at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (o+SC1)

49 Couldn't he just live as a brony first?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

50 This is very much the story of SCOAMF's America.


You want to be "finally happy".

You'll settle for "an amazing journey".

You'll get "suicide watch".

Posted by: "transitioning" America at April 29, 2015 02:57 PM (1FyZ2)

51 so open thread and we can start talking guns or recipes or something immediately yes? Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 07:55 PM (dkExz) ---- It's a thread in transition, so guns AND recipes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 02:57 PM (KH1sk)

52 Just wait til he gets his ass implants.

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 02:57 PM (GLhgh)

53 So, you are transitioning to a female and you wear those glasses? You'll never make it, kid.

Posted by: Tim Gunn at April 29, 2015 02:57 PM (fOOY1)

54 Recipes?  Yes!


I'm going to try out a recipe for carne adovada this weekend.  It's basically a pork in red chile sauce served with tortillas, onion, cilantro and queso fresco.  Going to make some homemade "refried" beans and mexican rice to serve with them.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (q20+R)

55 I'm just saying, I'm NOT letting him compete behind me in the Pole Vault, that's all.

Posted by: eastgermandecathlete at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (Wg4KD)

56 Yeah, 43% suicide rate. Gender therapists need to be very careful about whom they approve.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 07:54 PM (XrHO0)


Tomorrow, Pooky's schedule is the now-monthly Don't Rape People briefing, the quarterly Don't Kill Yourself briefing, and then a Cool Places You Can Get Assigned To briefing.


To quote Agent Conklin from Bourne Identity, "Maybe we can book a conference room and you can TALK HIM TO DEATH!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (dCUzJ)

57 ust wait til he gets his ass implants Yeah, then He borrow Kims dresses..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (Bn6aD)

58 The aging lesbian look is IN now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (zRby/)

59 He wants to be a woman. 

He looks like Willem DaFoe's family shame.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (XO6WW)

60 "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." It's his business and I don't see why anyone outside of his family should commenting. I thought the attention was the whole point. It seems to be, anyway.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (L2xDv)

61 None if my beeswax or anyone else's. In fact, I think it would be great if I knew nothing about this at all.

But for some reason I'm being forced into acknowledging one aspect or another of this story and I resent the hell out of it.

Posted by: CozMark at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (VhARO)

62 You gonna be needing those jockey shorts?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 29, 2015 02:58 PM (8ZskC)

63 Look, I can see Bradley Manning wanting to get into women's prison. Hell, if I were looking at life sharing a cell with Bubba I'd probably be exercising my Constitutional right to a sex-reassignment too. Posted by: JEM at April 29, 2015 07:56 PM (o+SC1) I know someone who spent a bit of time in a women's prison. the Alphas are as nasty to betas there as at the men's it sounds like.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 02:59 PM (F9322)

64 Boys don't make passes at murderous trannies who wear glasses.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 02:59 PM (AVEe1)

65 One of his wives, I think the second one w/ whom he had a couple of kids, was extremely gracious and compassionate in an interview I read. I gotta say, I would not be so forgiving. He knew he had gender "confusion" but he didn't tell her and he fathered kids with her anyway. That's just too fucking selfish. As I said, she's been very forgiving, but I wouldn't be about something like that. Whenever these stories about supposedly gay guys discovering themselves or coming out late in life happen, it always seems as though all the sympathy is for the man. What about the wives and kids? I think it sucks to be that selfish. Maybe it wasn't intended, but it certainly isn't laudable. But I kind of hate people today.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2015 02:59 PM (9BRsg)

66 Just curious, but how does the man becoming a woman thing work for teh patriarchy? Can you renounce being a white male oppressor? Or do you have to do penance for a while? Oh, and does it take a pay cut since you know, we pay women less and stuff?

Posted by: LawLurker at April 29, 2015 02:59 PM (zKwtX)

67 Next: John Kerry decides to transition to become the first tranny Secretary of State. **** Hey, that's interesting, Secretariat undergoes the "change". I guess then if he gets called before Congress they could filly buster him!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 02:59 PM (mvenn)

68
That Selena sure chunked up, she needs to get beach body ready.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (ODxAs)

69 Bruce fully transitioned to a woman on the day he crashed his SUV into a car parked at a red light. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (ty633)

70 @17, he says he's not gay -- he's, um, lesbian, I guess. He still digs chicks, is my point, he just also wants to be one. Not a great idea, methinks. Familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (L2xDv)

71 Today he is happy, tomorrow he will be looking for his .45

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (wkuqO)

72 He's already started driving like a woman. So.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (fOOY1)

73 Keep in mind he's an "autogynephilic transsexual". He's basically a heterosexual dude who is turned on by the fantasy of being a woman. I suspect they may be more prone to regret than "homosexual transsexuals" such ad Janet Mock, who tend to transition out of guilt over their attractions, and in order to attract heterosexual men. They are all seriously fubar. Paul McHugh and Ray Blanchard have written extensively on this.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (3F6F8)

74 I cannot believe...I simply cannot believe...that we actively celebrate self-mutilation and mental illness.


And if it so much as makes you uncomfortable, you're a bigot worthy of professional, if not personal, destruction.


I mean, I can, but I can't.


Also, Bill O'Reilly's new book, "Killing Penises," is now available for the folks. Order in the next five minutes, and get a signed piece of his ego (Don't worry, he'll make more).

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (yxw0r)

75 Its all in the hormones kiddies.

And the brain can call any of those up if it tries hard enough. (well to a degree)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (zRby/)

76 He looks like Willem DaFoe's family shame. Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 29, 2015 07:58 PM (XO6WW) --- Willem Defoe in Boondock Saints was MUCH sassier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (KH1sk)

77 What's up with all the non SJW pronouns? Shouldn't it be Xe's happy?

Posted by: docweasel at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (0r/VP)

78 Jeez. When he said he decided to be a woman, I don't think anyone thought he meant Hillary...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (m9V0o)

79 It's sad that he's become mentally ill. It's tragic that he's decided to mutilate himself, and outrageous that doctors would agree to do it to him.

Posted by: despair at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (J6suc)

80 It's his business and I don't see why anyone outside of his family should commenting. --- Because he's pimping himself for tee-vee audiences? Just a wild stab, here.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2015 03:00 PM (9BRsg)

81 That sounds so good DG. If I don't buy some ingredients for stuff I halfway like weekend food will be one or two of my "meh this is quick and easy to heat up" defaults.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (dkExz)

82 Chicks can never make up their darn minds

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (bcUDi)

83 Isn't this, really, the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (FcR7P)

84 The crazy is strong in that one.

Posted by: yoda at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (aLh7w)

85 Of course he's suicidal, he came out as a conservative. The horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (g1DWB)

86 So is He gonna have his "manhood" lopped off?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (Bn6aD)

87
And Bobbi Cristina is still alive?

I am such a LIV because my wife does the shopping.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (ODxAs)

88 He's transitioning into Ruth Bader-Ginsburg.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

89 If he ever gets his dangly bits chopped off it will be door number 3

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)

90 He's already started driving like a woman. So. Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 08:00 PM (fOOY1)


Oh ouch.  Funny, but ouch.

(this coming from a woman whose only car accident in 41 years has been caused by an 18 year old male)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:02 PM (q20+R)

91 Y-not, I second that. I knew a guy from work who (according to his college friends) ALL knew about him, but he went ahead and married and fathered... and kept his wife in a state of perpetual dependence, for 25 years. when he finally came out, it was to ditch her for a bartender half his age. abandoned the family, which had 5 kids (he was Mormon), all in the HS to college transition period. he was a total dick.

Posted by: yuppers at April 29, 2015 03:02 PM (Wg4KD)

92 A lesbian trapped inside a man's body. I've felt that way sometimes.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2015 03:02 PM (+jijM)

93 I can't comment on this until I know what Sean Penn thinks of Oprah's opinion of Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:02 PM (gRnYL)

94 Jenner gender bender ?

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 03:02 PM (GLhgh)

95 Why is it that gay conversion therapy is of the devil, but mutilating your body is celebrated?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:03 PM (bcUDi)

96 That Selena sure chunked up, she needs to get beach body ready.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 08:00 PM (ODxAs)

The Latin ladies tend to be very ripe and lovely at about 15-17.

Soon after, they blow up like a penny balloon.

Big asses, small tits and a voice that can cut stone.

It's a cultural thing (or is it hormones again?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 03:03 PM (zRby/)

97 The aging lesbian look is IN now?

Warren Beatty, Paul McCartney, Robert Redford, Al Franken...

Apparently, yeah.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 29, 2015 03:03 PM (sH832)

98 I dont believe for a second a wife is okay with discovering he husband is a trannie and or a transexual. And they were all so okay with it why did all 3 divorce him???

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:03 PM (iQIUe)

99 Bruce outed him/herself as a Republican, so it'll now be game on in the press. Protected class revolked!

Posted by: Jaws at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (Rbtz3)

100 Bruce shd hook up with Durst.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (iQIUe)

101
Paul McHugh and Ray Blanchard have written extensively on this.


Gee, it's almost like it's NOT just a wacky beautiful way to live and actually a sign of mental problems.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (oVJmc)

102 I think I'm swearing off of Wheaties now

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (bcUDi)

103 ARE YOU OLD, UGLY AND A DUDE? JUST BE OLD AND UGLY!

Posted by: Dick Mangler, M.D., Doctor to the Stars at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

104 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 08:03 PM (zRby/) As soon as they get a ring it is like pulling the rip cord on a 4 man raft.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (wkuqO)

105 32 @17, he says he's not gay -- he's, um, lesbian, I guess. He still digs chicks, is my point, he just also wants to be one. Posted by: sunny-dee at April 29, 2015 07:54 PM (EBoCD) Yeah. Me too. You forgot to put "in" between "be" and "one" right?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

106 He needs more facial feminization surgery. Mandible contouring and brow reduction. I'd recommend Jeffrey Spiegel in Chestnut Hill, MA.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (3F6F8)

107 Don't mix steroids and paint chips.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (sH832)

108 Just curious, but how does the man becoming a woman thing work for teh patriarchy? Can you renounce being a white male oppressor? Or do you have to do penance for a while? Oh, and does it take a pay cut since you know, we pay women less and stuff? Posted by: LawLurker at April 29, 2015 07:59 PM (zKwtX) Transgender is an automatic trump card, though trying to play it in earshot of militant feminists produces amazing fireworks as many MF's look down on people who express they are transgendered. Virulently look down on.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (F9322)

109 That sounds so good DG. If I don't buy some ingredients for stuff I halfway like weekend food will be one or two of my "meh this is quick and easy to heat up" defaults. Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 08:01 PM (dkExz


Hell, there ain't nothing wrong with those meals either.  Grilled cheese and BLTs (not to mention eggs and bacon) are some of my favorite go-to weeknight meals.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:04 PM (q20+R)

110 this coming from a woman whose only car accident in 41 years has been caused by an 18 year old male Go on.... (Like I was going to let THAT one just hang in the strike zone.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:05 PM (gRnYL)

111 yuppers - That is what I hate about all this the most. The guy has a wife and 5 HS age kids, and for nothing more than having a different kind of sex, he decides to destroy his family and alienate his faith. For sex.

Posted by: LawLurker at April 29, 2015 03:05 PM (zKwtX)

112 I am strong!

I am invincible!

I am woman!

Posted by: B. Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:05 PM (JO9+V)

113 Time to check on the chicken curry.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 03:05 PM (KH1sk)

114 He/she better not start an Aerosmith cover band.

Posted by: Steven Tyler at April 29, 2015 03:05 PM (1FyZ2)

115 "autogynephilic transsexual". **** Isn't that the dude who flew the helicopter onto the grounds of Congress? Oh, wait, no that was an "autogyro trespasser." My bad.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (mvenn)

116 About 10-15 year ago, surgeons were hacking off perfectly good limbs b/c of some b.s. psycho crap. The NHS was even paying for it for a while.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (iQIUe)

117 Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Inner Dialogue at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

118 I feel sorry for him. His life is going to be a hard one.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit[/i][/b][/s] at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (0RdKg)

119 >>A lesbian trapped inside a man's body. I've felt that way sometimes My countenance is that of a bear, but deep down inside I am all lipstick.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (fOOY1)

120 Sickness will surely take the mind Where minds can't usually go Come on the amazing journey And learn all you should know A vague haze of delirium creeps up on me All at once a tall stranger I suddenly see He's dressed in a silver sparked glittering gown And his golden beard flows nearly down to the ground Nothing to say, nothing to hear And nothing to see Each sensation makes a note In my symphony Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/the-who/amazing-journey-lyrics/#bivLceLJyxVbhxmT.99

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:06 PM (bcUDi)

121 Look at Rumour Willis. I'm sorry she and her sisters were born with dad's mug, but she has shaved off her chin.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:07 PM (iQIUe)

122 I feel sorry for him. His life is going to be a hard one. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 29, 2015 08:06 PM (0RdKg) Much harder for stupid people.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:07 PM (wkuqO)

123 His life is going to be a hard one. OK, stop it. I'm going to break Hank Aaron's record here...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:07 PM (gRnYL)

124 I am strong!

I am invincible!

I am woman!
Posted by: B. Jenner at April 29, 2015




You're a looney!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at April 29, 2015 03:08 PM (JO9+V)

125 Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 08:04 PM (wkuqO)

I lol'd AND rofl'd.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 03:08 PM (zRby/)

126 I'm confused. A few threads down we are told that we should be happy with who we are. But if we're not happy with who we are, then it's hormone treatments and surgery, as long as it's not salad bar and treadmill.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 03:08 PM (L2xDv)

127 No way is Bruce going to attract women. Has anyone bothered to tell him that? Anyone? Maybe Diane Sawyer made out with him to get the "exclusive" interview.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:08 PM (iQIUe)

128 Hillary could donate her cooter, she doesn't seem to be using it.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:08 PM (wkuqO)

129 117. So you are saying that now the only perfectly good limb munchausen syndrome folks can have lopped off is the penis?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 03:09 PM (dkExz)

130 Wow A major world champion elite athlete who acted straight turns out to be gay and changes his sex...... Oh wait, I thought this was about Aaron Rodgers

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 29, 2015 03:09 PM (aTO4e)

131 This story is what the media likes to call 'stupid bullshit', and this thread is basically open; and I think our host agrees. So, in that light... OT. One Jeb Kinnison posted this at AccordingTo[Sarah]Hoyt's blog today: http://accordingtohoyt.com/2015/04/29/selective-outrage-jeb-kinnison/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:09 PM (AVEe1)

132 Yeah, I feel sorry for him. One, because he's clearly troubled. And secondly, out of some sort of vague childhood rah-rah feelings I have for him over the Olympics. I don't wish him ill or anything. But he's no hero. None of these people who seem to be get accolades after decades "in the closet" living a lie that invariably hurts others are heroes. And I'm sick of being expected to ooh and ahh over how brave they are. They aren't brave. They're selfish.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2015 03:09 PM (9BRsg)

133 One of the greatest athletes of our age, or ever, started smoking as an adult. THAT, to me, is more unbelievable that wanting to buy a new wardrobe and go out with the girls. What evil preyed on his mental illness and drug him into the sewer?

Posted by: Jamal Sterquisha Moochele Cornhole at April 29, 2015 03:09 PM (mUw+L)

134 Leftist scorecard:

Surgical mutilation to help pretend:  Good

Counseling to cure you of homosexuality: Worse than Hitler

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at April 29, 2015 03:10 PM (oVJmc)

135 Go on....

(Like I was going to let THAT one just hang in the strike zone.) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 08:05 PM (gRnYL)



He ran a red light, hit me in the front driver's side and broke my arm?  Is that what you're looking for?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:10 PM (q20+R)

136 I'm willing to bet that In Touch magazine cover is photoshopped to give him "lipstick" and whatnot. I always wanted a whatnot.

Posted by: Jen Bruce at April 29, 2015 03:10 PM (W5DcG)

137 So, when he eventually commits suicide, will the enablers of this emotionally and mentally troubled man apologize and do some soul searching? Rhetorical question, of course they won't.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 03:10 PM (20X6f)

138 now that he can't run, jump and pole vault, he needs some way to make money.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:10 PM (wkuqO)

139 I just dont see how female hormones wd make a guy feel better. Come on, ladies! We see how you act at least 10 days out of the month. Who they hell needs that?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

140 Anyway, if I were to be gay enough to buy a magazine from the checkout counter, it looks like InTouch is the one to get. "50% Less Grinning Michelle Obama In An Expensive Dress That You Paid For And Makes Her Look Silly Anyway." They should have that on the masthead.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:11 PM (AVEe1)

141 Hey Bruce, Rosie O is back on the market.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (oVJmc)

142 I just dont see how female hormones wd make a guy feel better. Come on, ladies! We see how you act at least 10 days out of the month. Who they hell needs that? Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 08:11 PM (iQIUe) Why bruce waited so long. he didn't want to go through menopause.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (wkuqO)

143 Ever the competitor he strives to each category of LBGTBBQASAPX. An Olympic sized dream. Will he ask to be called BJ ?

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (GLhgh)

144 136. Is that what you're looking for? I think it's safe to say no

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (aTO4e)

145 Hillary could donate her cooter, she doesn't seem to be using it. Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 08:08 PM (wkuqO) You are so wrong. So very, very wrong.

Posted by: Huma at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (F9322)

146 People who sexually mutilate themselves don't often end up well. Look at Dan Bunten, the guy that created the important early game M.U.L.E. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Bunten_Berry

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (5LOno)

147 It amazes me that modern people have the gall to look down at old school carnival freak shows.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (MkQKr)

148 >>> Detachable Penis is a song, Bruce, not a lifestyle. Did you drop the mic after this one? You should have.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2015 03:12 PM (Ua6T/)

149 ...the only perfectly good limb munchausen syndrome folks can have lopped off is the penis? *** Brings a whole new perspective to the word 'munchausen'.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (mvenn)

150 Once I ditch the schlong, I will no longer find the Vagina Monologues offensive, since I will no longer be a woman without one!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (XrHO0)

151 Is that what you're looking for? Remember where you are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (gRnYL)

152 87 So is He gonna have his "manhood" lopped off?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 08:01 PM (Bn6aD)


************

I believe they remove the scrotum/testicles, gut the penis, and then invert it up into the cavity that the testicles dropped from at birth. I could be wrong, as I don't like to think about it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (yxw0r)

153 There is so much they didnt address in that puff piece interview. 1. what do they do with the dick? 2. what do they do if they have buyers remorse and no longer have a dick? 3. do they have problems peeing? There is so much rerouting going on what about scar tissue? What if you cant whizz? 4. massive suicide rate

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (iQIUe)

154 How about that...I always thought the freako would be Mark Spitz.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

155 The reason gays stayed in the closet, got married, had kids, etc was because of the attitude perpetuated by Christians. Up until 10-15 years ago, coming was meant potential career suicide among other things. 20 years from now it will be very rare to hear about the married with 3 kids dude coming out.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (0LHZx)

156 There are no chicks with dicks. Only guys with tits.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 29, 2015 03:13 PM (ZPrif)

157 Hey look, guys!

Sexual Deviancy?

Is actually a mental health problem!

Who knew?

Posted by: 6000 years of civilization at April 29, 2015 03:14 PM (NUCTk)

158 Y'know, I don't think I've given Bruce Jenner a thought since he was in the Olympics. And now, after the past few weeks, I've decided it was better that way.

Posted by: Joel at April 29, 2015 03:14 PM (Z7MHj)

159 Well, if you changed from a lesbian WITH a dick into a lesbian WITHOUT a dick you'd be depressed too. I guess. The whole thing is a bit confusing.

Posted by: joncelli at April 29, 2015 03:15 PM (ENczY)

160 Guy I went to school with back in the 80's underwent the same procedure in his early 50's. Looks almost exactly like Benjamin Franklin's picture on the 100 dollar bill. Oh, and he counsels gender-confused teenagers for a living.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:15 PM (mvenn)

161 5. Why do so many sports guys, whack it off, and then off themselves? There was a sports reporter in LA who killed himself a year after. Then there was the crazy news guy who went back and forth and back and forth until he was fired.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:15 PM (iQIUe)

162 *sniff* smells like moopoo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:15 PM (AVEe1)

163 Oh wait, I thought this was about Aaron Rodgers Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 29, 2015 08:09 PM (aTO4e) I'll still beat your Bears while wearing high heels at the same time.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at April 29, 2015 03:15 PM (F9322)

164 155 How about that...I always thought the freako would be Mark Spitz. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc) The hair removal bill probably gave him sticker shock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2015 03:16 PM (iHjB5)

165 Someone needs to photoshop that bottom pic on a Wheaties Box and put it on a t-shirt so I can buy it.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:16 PM (fOOY1)

166 The moment the PR effort started, I knew it was the buildup to a fucking reality show. Likely Female: The Bruce Jenner Journey

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 03:16 PM (ynQIy)

167 *sniff* smells like moopoo Yeah, thought I recognized that sock.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 03:16 PM (a42f0)

168 coming meant potential career suicide among other things.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (0LHZx)



Didn't kill my career.

Posted by: Peter North at April 29, 2015 03:17 PM (yxw0r)

169 I love how Moo Moo had to change to a passive aggressive nick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

170 67 Just curious, but how does the man becoming a woman thing work for teh patriarchy? Can you renounce being a white male oppressor? Or do you have to do penance for a while? This is becoming a serious question. A long-running lesbian women's festival up in my old neck of the woods (Michigan) is closing down now because the old lesbians running it set it up as a place of safety for women, and now a bunch of men-calling-themselves-women are showing up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2015 03:17 PM (J0IP0)

171 Posted by: 6000 years of civilization Well... you did give us the concept of "temple prostitute"...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:17 PM (AVEe1)

172 Huffington Post: "I pay myself 75 cents for the dollar I used to earn."

Posted by: kiffen at April 29, 2015 03:17 PM (9ATG5)

173 it sells magazine ads when it doesn't, it'll lessen it won't stop, because lgbtwhatever

Posted by: Your Inevitable Hillary at April 29, 2015 03:18 PM (Uk9e2)

174 Can some of you Christians tell me exactly why you are so upset about this? Are you afraid the transgender mafia will soon force you to become a woman? Seriously, who gives a fuck. He's getting a sex change. Way in which this will have an effect on my life: absolutely none, which is why I don't give a duck what he does with his dick.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 03:18 PM (0LHZx)

175 John Bobbitt was a passive hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 03:18 PM (W5DcG)

176 Who the fuck is Kim Richards?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 29, 2015 03:19 PM (+Fae7)

177 156 The reason gays stayed in the closet, got married, had kids, etc was because of the attitude perpetuated by Christians. Up until 10-15 years ago, coming was meant potential career suicide among other things. 20 years from now it will be very rare to hear about the married with 3 kids dude coming out. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (0LHZx) Horseshit. Pathetic lying dumbass.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)

178
   I give no shit about precious Bruce and his joys/travails.

  Nor the assorted SWJs, lesbians, bisexuals, otherkins and any other of the special snowflakes infesting the land.

  I enjoy your skewering of them,Ace,but they could all simply disappear and it would not bother me an iota.

Posted by: irongraampa at April 29, 2015 03:19 PM (jeCnD)

179 But if Ace came out and said he was transitioning to a woman, I wouldnt reject him. Ace: I will always love you, ooo ooo ooo, always love you ooo oooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo you you always love you oooooooo!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:19 PM (iQIUe)

180 Remember where you are. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (gRnYL)


And rereading my response, came off waaaaaay more bitchy than I intended it to be.  My apologies.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (q20+R)

181 I knew a girl whose father did the same thing in his late sixties and his wife was cool with it. Something seriously fcuked up goin on here. I don't get it.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (ahBY0)

182 There is nothing wrong with Bruce that a little Thorazine can't help. Okay, maybe a lot of Thorazine.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (+jijM)

183 175 Can some of you Christians tell me exactly why you are so upset about this? Are you afraid the transgender mafia will soon force you to become a woman? Seriously, who gives a fuck. He's getting a sex change. Way in which this will have an effect on my life: absolutely none, which is why I don't give a duck what he does with his dick. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:18 PM (0LHZx) I don't know moo moo, could be we would like men to be men, women, women and have normal families. After all the family is the foundation of America. If you can't grasp that then no one can help you.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (wkuqO)

184 Who the fuck is Kim Richards? Apparently she escaped to bitch mountain.

Posted by: I denounce myself at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (J0IP0)

185 You're questioning the word of "People" and "Us," the publications of record??


Actually, the "In Touch" headline is the most plausible.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (oKE6c)

186
20 years from now it will be very rare to hear about the married with 3 kids dude coming out.


Because by then we'll be living under sharia.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

187 172 Posted by: 6000 years of civilization

Well... you did give us the concept of "temple prostitute"...


We never denied it was crazy.

But we did pay extra for it.

Posted by: 6000 years of civilization at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (NUCTk)

188 Guy who thinks we are making too big of a deal about something writes 66 words on how much he doesn't care.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (gRnYL)

189 I don't care what this man does. Be a woman, I really don't care. But do it privately. The fact that he is going to star in a reality based TV program really makes me question his mental health. And yes, they do have a higher suicide rate.

Posted by: bossy barb at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (F2IAQ)

190 If he wants to experience life as a 65 year old woman, he'd be getting his hair cut short instead of growing it out, he'd quit dying it so it was all gray and then he would take up gardening and quilt making.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (dItuC)

191 >>How about that...I always thought the freako would be Mark Spitz. Well he is a dentist so ..

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (g1DWB)

192 I've heard he's not getting castrated. So he's just going to live as a male cross-dresser, a.k.a. drag queen.

It's unspeakably sad for anyone to feel such self-loathing that they're driven to mutilate themselves. Of course he can't "become" a woman by having breast implants, any more than a woman "becomes" a man by having her breasts amputated.

Are all the breast cancer survivors with double mastectomies "men"?

Two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; ad infinitum.

Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (Me0pL)

193 I'm as stupid about social issues as I am hilariously dead-wrong about the economy.

Posted by: Dr. Professor MuuMuu, Financial Expert at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (d4FKe)

194 Where do they put the urethra? And dont they have to shorten it? Sounds not nice, not nice at all. And what about side effects of hormones? Is he at a greater risk for cancer?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (iQIUe)

195 170 I love how Moo Moo had to change to a passive aggressive nick. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 08:17 PM (oVJmc) They are actually the perfect candidates for him. Huckabee loves releasing criminals into the work that go on to murder. And Akin would fail. A third grade biology class. The perfect candidates for that lying amoral stupid troll.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (z/Ubi)

196 Whoa! I just saw the trailer. Bruce Jenner as... Aunt-Man.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 03:21 PM (L2xDv)

197 What's not to understand? I'm so deliriously happy with my new life that I know I'll never, ever be any happier, so what's left to live for? This is as good as it will ever get - so I might as well go out on top.

Posted by: Bruce VaJenner at April 29, 2015 03:22 PM (amQXf)

198 156 The reason gays stayed in the closet, got married, had kids, etc was because of the attitude perpetuated by Christians. Up until 10-15 years ago, coming was meant potential career suicide among other things. 20 years from now it will be very rare to hear about the married with 3 kids dude coming out. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (0LHZx) Nah, they will still come out of the closet but only as a career boost, which they have been doing for the last 10 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 29, 2015 03:22 PM (+Fae7)

199 Moo Moo would like to take this opportunity to remind you knuckledraggers that he makes a shitload more money than you do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

200 Guy who thinks we are making too big of a deal about something writes 66 words on how much he doesn't care. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 08:21 PM (gRnYL) ***** Posted by the guy who took the time to count.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (mvenn)

201 I think you look very nice in my dresses and panties , dear.

Posted by: Mrs. Moo Moo at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (NUCTk)

202 So is this it until the ONT? It's going to be a loooong couple of hours.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (sdi6R)

203 "So, when he eventually commits suicide, will the enablers of this emotionally and mentally troubled man apologize and do some soul searching?" dammit, when am I ever gonna learn to take the photo AS he realizes the sleeping pills are in his stomach, not AFTER they take effect? bad camera! bad camera!

Posted by: Your Inevitable Hillary at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (Uk9e2)

204 Lay off Kim Richards! When Ace was but a wee lad, he had a crush on her.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

205 If mutilating your genitalia and overloading on hormones won't make you happier, then nothing will.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (necRc)

206 after all the family is the foundation of America
Foundation for civilization but no matter. Lets just toss it away and a Brave New World will appear, just like unicorns.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (20X6f)

207 now-monthly Don't Rape People briefing, - Didja see the Donks are all pissed off that Japanese Prime Minister Abe who today apologized to the US congress for WWII didn't specifically apologize for the Korean "comfort women"?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (LImiJ)

208 But if Ace came out and said he was transitioning to a woman, I wouldnt reject him. Ace: Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 08:19 PM (iQIUe) Maybe Ace has always felt he was a Dulok in an Ewok body?

Posted by: George Lucas ruining Star Wars lore since at least 85 at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (F9322)

209 178 156 The reason gays stayed in the closet, got married, had kids, etc was because of the attitude perpetuated by Christians. Up until 10-15 years ago, coming was meant potential career suicide among other things. 20 years from now it will be very rare to hear about the married with 3 kids dude coming out. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (0LHZx) Horseshit. Pathetic lying dumbass. Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 08:19 PM (z/Ubi) ________ LOL. So the very same people who loathe gays and would love nothing more than to make tehir lives hell are upset that the gays didn't come out to you. That's priceless.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (0LHZx)

210 Link to the definitive paper here: http://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen/10b/transgender_health/index.html

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (XrHO0)

211 Anyone see the article on zero hedge about the texas teacher who failed his whole strategic management class? So funny.

Posted by: beats27 at April 29, 2015 03:23 PM (V8L/P)

212 Am still loving the media/hollyweird's reaction to this, they are not sure how to handle all of it. They want all trans people to be like LaVerne Cox, easily tick off the lefty boxes, but Bruce is throwing them a few curve balls. The GOP thing, and the fact they still don't know what pronouns to use. Apparently some of the kids and possibly his ex are not handling the transition well. They are all chirping support on social media, but it kind of feels like if they didn't the media would bully them into it. Media is good at doing that. Has anyone seen Transparent? Weird show, the kids are all horrible, horrible people. The house is the best part and the partner of one of the kids ruins it. The only people I liked were the trans parent and the mom (Judith Light!), but the writers ruined them in the last few eps and made them as unlikable as the kids. I think one season was plenty for me.

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 03:24 PM (yRwC8)

213 What sort of sick deviant would lampoon Selena's plump lusty robustness? Next thing you know, you bastards will be telling me roofies is better than Haagen Dazs.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 03:24 PM (ty633)

214 He could have transitioned to a lizard man. http://www.thelizardman.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 03:24 PM (W5DcG)

215 >> Where do they put the urethra? And dont they have to shorten it? Sounds not nice, not nice at al They use the extra urethra to make a tasteful choker to hide your Adam's apple.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:24 PM (fOOY1)

216 182 I knew a girl whose father did the same thing in his late sixties and his wife was cool with it. Something seriously fcuked up goin on here. I don't get it.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2015 08:20 PM (ahBY0)




Not exactly a ringing endorsement of the wife, is it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (oKE6c)

217 It's unspeakably sad for anyone to feel such self-loathing that they're driven to mutilate themselves.

That's really what it comes down to.  These people are fundamentally unhappy, and mutilation and pretense is no more likely to 'fix' them than it would anyone else in the same state.

The real reason this gets pushed is because it is an identity group the Left can use.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

218 193 Two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; two plus two equals four; ad infinitum. Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2015 08:21 PM (Me0pL) *Ahem*.

Posted by: O'Brien beckoning you into Room 101 at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (sdi6R)

219 Did you know I have an MBA? An MBA! A staggering achievement! I'm smart, not dumb, not like people say!

Posted by: Professor Dr. MuuMuu, Financial Expert at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (d4FKe)

220 Because its sick and wrong and we are going to be (if we're lucky, only rhetorically) beaten until we celebrate it in the name of Tolerance? Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 07:54 PM (a42f0) Grey Fox, please report to the Bad Think Camp.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (0NdlF)

221 I have to say that I am getting a chuckle out of the surgical anatomy musings of the Horde. How do these things even work?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (mvenn)

222 Where do they put the urethra? And dont they have to shorten it?



Depends.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2015 03:25 PM (JO9+V)

223 Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:18 PM (0LHZx) How do you explain homosexuality's relationship with Darwinism?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 03:26 PM (L2xDv)

224 They use the extra urethra to make a tasteful choker to hide your Adam's apple. Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 08:24 PM (fOOY1)


And they use the cloaca for a pretty little clutch bag.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:26 PM (q20+R)

225 I didn't just drive him out of the marriage. I drove him out of the entire gender.

Posted by: Chris Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

226 Grey Fox, please report to the Bad Think Camp. You'll never take me alive, copper!

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 03:26 PM (a42f0)

227 "Why is it that gay conversion therapy is of the devil, but mutilating your body is celebrated?"

Because Normal is Baaaaad.

Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2015 03:26 PM (Me0pL)

228 man, the horde brings the funny when the funny is due

Posted by: Your Inevitable Hillary at April 29, 2015 03:27 PM (Uk9e2)

229 How about a combination tranny/book thread? Welsh historian James (now Jan) Morris penned (I first mis-typed "peened" - ha!) the Pax Britannica trilogy, which is one of my favorite histories. Just a wonderful, droll writer. He was with the Royal Lancers in WWII, and accompanied the British Mount Everest Expedition.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 03:27 PM (KH1sk)

230 191 If he wants to experience life as a 65 year old woman, he'd be getting his hair cut short instead of growing it out, he'd quit dying it so it was all gray and then he would take up gardening and quilt making.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 29, 2015 08:21 PM (dItuC)




Some cats would help.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:27 PM (oKE6c)

231 How dare you SOKKONZZ exercise your freedom of religion as if it were enshrined in some sort of official document somewhere?

Posted by: Mr. Moot Moot at April 29, 2015 03:27 PM (NUCTk)

232 I would like to know why Bruce-ina Jenner's dick issues are anything but his own business. Who gives one fat fuck about his terrible struggles as a rich white man in this country? Just because we coddle these special snowflakes and tell them that their mental illness is not really all that awful, does that really make it normal? Hell no. So, keep it to yourself. If it's attention you want, then cut it off on live TV for all I care. And then go the hell home and shut up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (+YMhA)

233 The fact that he is going to star in a reality based TV program really makes me question his mental health.

And yes, they do have a higher suicide rate.

Posted by: bossy barb at April 29, 2015 08:21 PM (F2IAQ)



Could make for one hell of a series finale.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

234 Moo Moo, you do realise that some of the people - maybe most - who are attacking you here aren't Christian? Like, maybe we think that, by attacking a whole religion for no real cause, you're just being a jerk? and maybe even non-Christians can distinguish between differences in doctrine and being an ass?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (AVEe1)

235 Do they make a labia, too?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (iQIUe)

236 "Sanders is the first major challenger to enter the race against Clinton, who earlier this month became the first Democrat to formally declare her intention to run for president. He is likely to be joined in the coming months by former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb and ex-Rhode Island Gov. Lincoln Chafee..." via FoxNews

Posted by: Unforseen Breaking Development! at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (R4j+0)

237 Who would want to have sex with that? Gak!

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (JdEZJ)

238 Anyone interview him about that woman he killed?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:28 PM (z/Ubi)

239 If he wants to experience life as a 65 year old woman, he'd be getting his hair cut short instead of growing it out, he'd quit dying it so it was all gray and then he would take up gardening and quilt making. I can contribute some Thomas Kinkade plates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

240 Didja see the Donks are all pissed off that Japanese Prime Minister Abe who today apologized to the US congress for WWII didn't specifically apologize for the Korean "comfort women"? I don't see a reason why an apology for Korean comfort women should be directed at the US.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 29, 2015 03:29 PM (0NdlF)

241 >>Where do they put the urethra? And dont they have to shorten it? Sounds not nice, not nice at all.

Depends on how long it is in it's "before" state. In my case, for example, there would be no shortening required at all.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 29, 2015 03:29 PM (sQzB6)

242 In case anyone needs it, one of the best, snarkiest explanations of the whole privilege/triggering/SJW thing. Perfect images to go along with it. http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/wiki/dictionary

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 03:29 PM (yRwC8)

243 suicidal bruce looks like he could be the homicidal spurned wife on a 70s cop show

Posted by: Feh at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (Uk9e2)

244 235 Moo Moo, you do realise that some of the people - maybe most - who are attacking you here aren't Christian? Like, maybe we think that, by attacking a whole religion for no real cause, you're just being a jerk? and maybe even non-Christians can distinguish between differences in doctrine and being an ass? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 08:28 PM (AVEe1) Straw-Christians

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (iHjB5)

245 Moo Moo, you do realise that some of the people - maybe most - who are attacking you here aren't Christian? Trolls gonna troll.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (0NdlF)

246 Don't they have to shorten the urethra? ***** Watch it bub. I'm only 5'4" to begin with. Time for you to show a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Posted by: Muldoon, speaking on behalf of Urethra Franklin at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (mvenn)

247 Do they make a labia, too? They did for me.

Posted by: Lawrence of A Labia at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

248

He looks like shit.

Oops. I called him a he, maybe should have said IT.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:30 PM (wAQA5)

249 Let me explain that the four years I got fucked around by the corporation whom the kid who hit me, totaled my car, broke my arm and gave me three herniated discs, has sort of killed my sense of humor about my accident.  When you are not at fault at all, yet get accused of not only causing the accident but faking your injuries (yes, faking a broken arm that required two surgeries), you get a little bitter.



I again apologize for my lack of sense of humour.  I should probably go to bed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (q20+R)

250 >>236 Do they make a labia, too? Yes. But only one.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (fOOY1)

251 Rise Up for Brucie!

Posted by: New protest meme at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (W5DcG)

252 I can contribute some Thomas Kinkade plates. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC) **** And Hummel figurines.

Posted by: Muldoon, speaking on behalf of Urethra Franklin at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (mvenn)

253 Could make for one hell of a series finale. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 29, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c) Kind of ruins the reunion show however.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (F9322)

254 I'm trying to find photos to understand but mostly to gross everyone out. Havent found any MTF as they call it. I did find this one: http://goo.gl/R5WL4M It appears they cut your forearm off to make a dick.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (iQIUe)

255 If he wants to experience life as a 65 year old woman, he'd be getting his hair cut short instead of growing it out, he'd quit dying it so it was all gray and then he would take up gardening and quilt making.

Only because he wasn't cool enough to have been quilting all along.  *hee*


Posted by: HR at April 29, 2015 03:31 PM (rHXGG)

256 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 08:31 PM (q20+R) *gives DangerGirl a back rub*

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 03:32 PM (yRwC8)

257 252 Rise Up for Brucie!

Posted by: New protest meme at April 29, 2015 08:31 PM (W5DcG)




Does he have anything TO rise up?


I'm so confused.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:32 PM (oKE6c)

258 253
I can contribute some Thomas Kinkade plates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC)


****

And Hummel figurines.


Stale hard candy.

Vinyl couch covers.

And Murder She Wrote.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

259 Don't believe anything your read and only half of what you see.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 03:32 PM (V70Uh)

260 @32: "He still digs chicks, is my point, he just also wants to be one."

*sighing wistfully*

So do we.  So do we.

Posted by: Janet Reno, Elena Kagan, Janet Napolitano, & Hillary Clinton at April 29, 2015 03:32 PM (amQXf)

261 Vote Bernie Sanders! Why? Skip the pretense and go full Commie baby!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (20X6f)

262 Moron labia

Posted by: Muldoon, speaking on behalf of Urethra Franklin at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (mvenn)

263 182 I knew a girl whose father did the same thing in his late sixties and his wife was cool with it. Something seriously fcuked up goin on here. I don't get it.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2015 08:20 PM (ahBY0)




Not exactly a ringing endorsement of the wife, is it?

Maybe it's cheaper on the wardrobe, fcuk if I know.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (ahBY0)

264 How do you explain homosexuality's relationship with Darwinism? Posted by: AmishDude at April 29, 2015 08:26 PM (L2xDv) _________ In a Darwinian sense a gay couple and an infertile couple are the same thing. But I don't see Christians bitching about infertile couples getting married.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (0LHZx)

265 Do they make a labia, too?

They did for me.

Posted by: Lawrence of A Labia

.........................

Libya has been one of my success stories, labia not so much.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (wAQA5)

266 There is something so wrong to destroying healthy tissue.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (iQIUe)

267 Hey, now.  Moo Moo could buy and sell all you GodBags.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

268 I'm done with this, I leave you Moo Moo to insult you.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (wkuqO)

269 four years I got fucked around by the corporation whom the kid who hit me


Make that "by the corporation for whom the kid who hit me worked..."


Fuck.  I do need to go to bed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (q20+R)

270 {{Dangergirl}} <- non creepy hug Sorry you went through all that. I hope you're better now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (AVEe1)

271 M00 M00 keeps us locked up in his closet.





The irony, it burns.

Posted by: Straw-Christians at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (NUCTk)

272 So, keep it to yourself. If it's attention you want, then cut it off on live TV for all I care. And then go the hell home and shut up. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 08:28 PM (+YMhA) You're not applauding. *scribbles in notepad*

Posted by: Thought Police at April 29, 2015 03:33 PM (0NdlF)

273 @37: "so does this mean he's a lesbian?"

Nah, he's just pulling a George Lucas and looking like one.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 29, 2015 03:34 PM (amQXf)

274 >>257 *gives DangerGirl a back rub* Just shut up and let it happen, Morons. I've seen some pretty good movies that start like this.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 03:34 PM (fOOY1)

275 clothes make the man rouge makes its demands

Posted by: derit at April 29, 2015 03:34 PM (jT+gh)

276

Bruce?

 

Dead man walking.  We got a dead man walking here.

 

I give him a year before he tops himself.  Any takers?

Posted by: Percy at April 29, 2015 03:34 PM (GHZWr)

277 I'm suspecting that this is all a cunning plan to get cards for fathers day and mothers day. clever bastard

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:34 PM (bcUDi)

278 Nothing like having national media coverage of your descent into confusion and despair, eh Brucie?

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:35 PM (wAQA5)

279 LOL. So the very same people who loathe gays and would love nothing more than to make tehir lives hell are upset that the gays didn't come out to you. ------------------ See? There you go again..., mistaking the condemnation of a behavior, with 'loathing' for a person. Does the term 'projection' mean anything to you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 03:35 PM (F2IAQ)

280 I'm suspecting that this is all a cunning plan to get cards for fathers day and mothers day.

Best explanation I've seen...

Posted by: HR at April 29, 2015 03:35 PM (rHXGG)

281 274 @37: "so does this mean he's a lesbian?"

Nah, he's just pulling a George Lucas and looking like one.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 29, 2015 08:34 PM (amQXf)




You laugh at my hair, but do you have any idea how much I pull down in royalties from lesbians?

Posted by: Wayne Newton[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:36 PM (oKE6c)

282 Just shut up and let it happen, Morons. I've seen some pretty good movies that start like this. Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 08:34 PM (fOOY1) When does the pizza delivery guy show up?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 03:36 PM (ynQIy)

283 275 >>257 *gives DangerGirl a back rub* Just shut up and let it happen, Morons. I've seen some pretty good movies that start like this. Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 08:34 PM (fOOY1) Be honest. You've seen the first scene of movies that start like this.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:36 PM (z/Ubi)

284 I have a friend I grew up with who's now a psychologist. He's also an ultra-lefty. Once on Facebook he was off on something of a rant about "gay-conversion therapy", and the immense psychological damage that it did. So, I asked him, mostly seriously, if it was the consensus position of the psychological community that "gay conversion therapy" had immense negative psychological consequences, but mutilating your genitals and loading up with hormones would have no adverse psychological consequences on someone.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 29, 2015 03:36 PM (necRc)

285 @55: "Going to make some homemade "refried" beans and mexican rice to serve with them."

Why the scare quotes around refried?  I guess better there than around beans, but still...

Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want To Know at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (amQXf)

286 I'm suspecting that this is all a cunning plan to get cards for fathers day and mothers day. Dear Daddy Mommy (?!?!): Happy Father's Mother's Day to You. Love,

Posted by: Confused Child at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (0NdlF)

287 But I don't see Christians bitching about infertile couples getting married. If you find that inexplicable, maybe you could try learning something about Christianity.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (a42f0)

288 If he kept his dick he might be able to fuck himself.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)

289 175 Can some of you Christians tell me exactly why you are so upset about this? Nature (or God) gives us ways of determining right from wrong that do not involve logical arguments or rational discourse. This.Is.Wrong.

Posted by: despair at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (J6suc)

290 They are rumblin' in NYC.


Fight!  Fight!  Fight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2015 03:37 PM (JO9+V)

291
*gives DangerGirl a back rub* Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 08:32 PM (yRwC



Thank you.  And to boulder terlit hobo too (scuse me while I giggle as I type that).  Sometimes it still makes me insanely angry.  Tonight seems to be one of those nights.  I'm alive, but I'm not fine.  I'll eventually have to have my wrist surgically frozen into place, that's the only "healing" option I have to stop my pain.  The kid who hit me got to go on and live his life like nothing happened.  I should be over it by now.  I am not.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (q20+R)

292 I'd hit that...............anyday, anyway

Posted by: I'll make you puke at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (26BCU)

293 I feel awful for anyone who is so confused and so in pain in their own skin. The human body is an amazing, miraculous thing and it can sometimes go so incredibly wrong. It is not beyond my comprehension to believe that body dysmorphia exists but I view it as more of a mental illness. Actually, i guess I am torn. Everyone has their burden to bear, and some are far heavier and more confusing than others. God will make the judgement call here. Only he knows his heart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (PMlgt)

294 274 @37: "so does this mean he's a lesbian?" Nah, he's just pulling a George Lucas and looking like one. Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 29, 2015 08:34 PM (amQXf) George Lucas doesn't look like a lesbian. He looks like a fat pelican.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (z/Ubi)

295
If you find that inexplicable, maybe you could try learning something about Christianity.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 08:37 PM (a42f0)


Moo Moo prefers to speak from laughable ignorance.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

296 287 I'm suspecting that this is all a cunning plan to get cards for fathers day and mothers day. Dear Daddy Mommy (?!?!): Happy Father's Mother's Day to You. Love, Posted by: Confused Child at April 29, 2015 08:37 PM (0NdlF) Happy Xethers Day

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (mx5oN)

297 Maybe Mr Jenner just got tired of getting it caught in his zipper...?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (mvenn)

298 If he kept his dick he might be able to fuck himself. Moo Moo's been doing it for years with my encouragement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

299 What I want to know is this: Will Jenner get another Wheaties box now?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 29, 2015 03:38 PM (IAe6t)

300 If you find that inexplicable, maybe you could try learning something about Christianity. If he wasn't a troll, one might want to point out that Christians don't use Darwinian standards to judge the morality of an activity. False premise, etc. But troll logic is no logic at all.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 29, 2015 03:39 PM (0NdlF)

301

Are we gonna get before and after pics of his genitalia?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:39 PM (wAQA5)

302 Why the scare quotes around refried? I guess better there than around beans, but still... Posted by: Inquiring Minds --------------- Hmm. Let's give it a go and see how it looks: "... refried 'beans'...." Yeah..., I'm not eating that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 03:39 PM (F2IAQ)

303 288: Why would it do that; condescending smug hatred is soooo much fun.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 03:39 PM (20X6f)

304 267 There is something so wrong to destroying healthy tissue. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 08:33 PM (iQIUe) ---- BURN THE HERETIC

Posted by: NARAL at April 29, 2015 03:39 PM (bcUDi)

305 Why the scare quotes around refried? I guess better there than around beans, but still...
Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want To Know at April 29, 2015 08:37 PM (amQXf)



Because there's no real frying nor lard involved.  It's basically pinto beans cooked with spices in the crock pot until they are soft and you mush them up so they resemble refried beans.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:40 PM (q20+R)

306

George Lucas doesn't look like a lesbian. He looks like a fat pelican.


Come on, the beard chin-fake is totes convincing.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

307 Maybe Mr Jenner just got tired of getting it caught in his zipper...? Switching to Velcro would have been much less drastic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 03:40 PM (W5DcG)

308 But I don't see Christians bitching about infertile couples getting married. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:33 PM (0LHZx) Try searching up Natural Law on the website of the USCCB/Catechism. If you can't get a clue that way, you are hopeless. In which case, you will need to be whacked upside the head with the Catholic stick and left for dead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 03:40 PM (+YMhA)

309 If I were going to transition from female to male I'd request that they use a baby elephant's trunk for the new appendage. Could come in handy eating popcorn at the movies.

Posted by: Muldoon, hopes his wife doesn't read this at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (mvenn)

310 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 08:39 PM (F2IAQ) I do not know why that struck me as hilarious, but I definitely just scared the dog.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (gRnYL)

311 @64: "I know someone who spent a bit of time in a women's prison. the Alphas are as nasty to betas there as at the men's it sounds like."

So.....you're saying that predators engage in predation?  Whoa - mind blown.

Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (amQXf)

312 Bruce is making a change? I'm next!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (vd4oB)

313 Rumor has it Jenner will start a band Bruce Hornless and the Rage. "That's just the way it is. Some things should never change....."

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (GLhgh)

314 I don't see a reason why an apology for Korean comfort women should be directed at the US. - Because patriarchy, dude, patriarchy.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 29, 2015 03:41 PM (LImiJ)

315 Actually, refried beans in a traditional sense are beans that were served boiled at breakfast, then served again at dinner heated up in a skillet with some lard. So they are not literally re-fried, but they are re-heated by frying.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (IAe6t)

316 I'll eventually have to have my wrist surgically frozen into place, Yeah, if that happened to Moo Moo, he'd have a real problem on those lonely Friday nights.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (AVEe1)

317 243 In case anyone needs it, one of the best, snarkiest explanations of the whole privilege/triggering/SJW thing. Perfect images to go along with it. http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/wiki/dictionary Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 08:29 PM (yRwC Those are some IQ points I'll never get back.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (sdi6R)

318 So, I asked him, mostly seriously, if it was the consensus position of the psychological community that "gay conversion therapy" had immense negative psychological consequences, but mutilating your genitals and loading up with hormones would have no adverse psychological consequences on someone. --- how many miliseconds did it take him to unfriend you?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (bcUDi)

319 Are we gonna get before and after pics of his genitalia? Enquiring minds want to know. Frankenstein's FUPA

Posted by: derit at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (jT+gh)

320 DG ... I know, I know, it's not funny. I do hope it doesn't come to that, or that if it does your body compensates.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (AVEe1)

321 This is what I dont understand: I think it is healthy to avoid surgery at all costs. Shit can go wrong and it hurts like hell. And they do all sorts of weird things to you. Why have surgery if you dont have to? Jenner cd dress up like a gal if he thinks other women will find him more attractive. But why cut off his dick? Most women are not going to be looking down his pants and after he has this shit done I dont think any will unless he pays them.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (iQIUe)

322 >>George Lucas doesn't look like a lesbian. He looks like a fat pelican.

A distinction without a difference. Just look at me.

Posted by: Alix at April 29, 2015 03:42 PM (sQzB6)

323
Try searching up Natural Law on the website of the USCCB/Catechism.


Moo Moo's a classic internet atheist:  He thinks he's spotted all the holes in belief, but none of the highly-educated people who have been going over the philosophy for the last 2000 years ever did.

It's self-congratulatory self-regard.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

324 If he wants an extra deep vagina, he can get a section of his colon cut out and turned into the vaginal canal. But as he is attracted to women, I suspect he'll make due with the shallow vagina fashioned out of the scrotum.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:43 PM (XrHO0)

325 43% suicide rate? Obviously we should give them access to tanks and shit.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 29, 2015 03:44 PM (HstNY)

326 >>> would come in handy eating popcorn at the movies. It's a bear when your ass gets stuffed with popcorn.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2015 03:44 PM (Ua6T/)

327

So who's gonna be the guy who deflowers Bruce?

That should make some headlines.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:45 PM (wAQA5)

328 If you find that inexplicable, maybe you could try learning something about Christianity. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 08:37 PM (a42f0) Stupid winger, I have an MBC to go with my MBA. Don't question my credentials damn it!

Posted by: The Moo at April 29, 2015 03:45 PM (F9322)

329 The guy has a wife and 5 HS age kids, and for nothing more than having a different kind of sex, he decides to destroy his family and alienate his faith. For sex. Posted by: LawLurker at April 29, 2015 08:05 PM (zKwtX) Now that is someone who deserves to be taken to the cleaners in court.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 03:46 PM (+XMAD)

330 DG ... I know, I know, it's not funny.

I do hope it doesn't come to that, or that if it does your body compensates. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 08:42 PM (AVEe1)



I thank you.  According to my hand specialist, it is inevitable.  It could be two years or fifteen, depending on my tolerance for pain.  Our hope is that down the road, technology provides us with another option.  Until then, it's regular cortisone injections.


But I really need to lighten up.  So, howbout them Orioles?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:46 PM (q20+R)

331 So who's gonna be the guy who deflowers Bruce? That should make some headlines. --- can you believe that de-flowering an Olympic tranny is still on my bucket list?

Posted by: bubba clinton at April 29, 2015 03:47 PM (bcUDi)

332 >>Moo Moo's a classic internet atheist: He thinks he's spotted all the holes in belief, but none of the highly-educated people who have been going over the philosophy for the last 2000 years ever did. You don't have to be a Christian to think something just might be wrong about a 60 year old dude deciding it was time to hack off his bits and become a woman. The default is one male and one female of every species, not one and one and oneish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 03:47 PM (g1DWB)

333 So is this it until the ONT? It's going to be a loooong couple of hours. If we even get one tonight. We were lucky to escape last night without Yoko.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 29, 2015 03:48 PM (m9V0o)

334 Mommy, what the fuck is going on in this world?

Posted by: kid in the supermarket checkout lane at April 29, 2015 03:48 PM (wAQA5)

335 When we had our dog put to sleep the veterinarian made an imprint of his paw in clay and framed it so we could set it on a shelf in memory. Maybe Mx. Jenner's surgeon can do something similar.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 03:48 PM (mvenn)

336 @138: "So, when he eventually commits suicide, will the enablers of this emotionally and mentally troubled man apologize and do some soul searching?"

Nope, we'll blame all you H8Rs for not embracing him fully.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Enablers at April 29, 2015 03:49 PM (amQXf)

337 310 If I were going to transition from female to male I'd request that they use a baby elephant's trunk for the new appendage. Could come in handy eating popcorn at the movies.

Posted by: Muldoon, hopes his wife doesn't read this at April 29, 2015 08:41 PM (mvenn)




Not to mention winning a lot of barroom bets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

338 My dream of being an elderly woman is finally coming true.

Posted by: Brucina Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:49 PM (A7YWv)

339 334 So is this it until the ONT? It's going to be a loooong couple of hours. --- time to break out the longbows vs. crossdressers debate?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:49 PM (bcUDi)

340 Jenner is delusional. If he thinks he is going to attract women, he is 100% wrong. And as I noted, he doesnt have to have his dick cut off if he cant be reasoned with. Since when do we tell people their delusions are okay and the basis for major surgery?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (iQIUe)

341 The default is one male and one female of every species, not one and one and oneish. Hey!

Posted by: Snails at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (0NdlF)

342 But I really need to lighten up. So, howbout them Orioles? Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 08:46 PM (q20+R) Oh, honey, I feel for you. I deal with chronic pain that can't be fixed any way, and my husband has lower lumbar DDD that is also not fixable, without fusion, which they won't do to three levels until he is older. Sometimes, life becomes very clear with hard, sharp edges. But, it is LIFE, a gift, with or without the pain. Sucks, but it can be tolerated. Unlike the bullshit Bruce-ina is contemplating.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (+YMhA)

343 So, is Bravo going to come out with a drag movie starring Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell called "In Bruce"?

Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want To Know at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (amQXf)

344 Infertility in heterosexual couples is still often a mystery, and supposedly "infertile" couples have had children in the past due to misdiagnoses or changes in health. Even in couples who are infertile, adoption or fertility treatments can provide a child and create a family that is indistinguishable from any other heterosexual family. That isn't possible with homosexual couples.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (10ydV)

345 I think Bruce should go on Botched.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5)

346 >>time to break out the longbows vs. crossdressers debate?

Carpet vs hardwood might be a smoother transition.

Posted by: Aviator at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (sQzB6)

347 But I really need to lighten up. So, howbout them Orioles?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 08:46 PM (q20+R)



Did they do The Wave at Camden Yards today?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

348 Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 08:47 PM (g1DWB) yeah, im an atheist and I don't think it should be encouraged, healthy, normal, or "medically accepted" to have medically unnecessary genital mutilation surgeries. Nor is it normal to take hormones and to try to physiologically and and physically transform in to a woman, when of course he will always be a man. You can't change your DNA. All of that being said, he's old enough to make his own decisions, hes paying for it with his own money, and it's really not any of my business. But yes, it is bizarre. But I mean... whatever.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (AkOaV)

349 Methinks Bruce is angling for a job with the Secret Service as a body double for Hillary! when she gets elected.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (nL0sw)

350 "Non-stop crying, crazy mood swings, and dangerous behavior."



Soooo, his transformation to a woman is complete.

Posted by: SARDIver at April 29, 2015 03:50 PM (DzJBg)

351 All of that being said, he's old enough to make his own decisions, hes paying for it with his own money, and it's really not any of my business. No worries, we'll make it your business.

Posted by: SJWs at April 29, 2015 03:51 PM (0NdlF)

352 >>>So who's gonna be the guy who deflowers Bruce? <<< That's a headline best left to the tabloids. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 03:51 PM (ty633)

353 OK, I'm going to go read and remove myself from reality.  See you all before the sun comes up.  xoxo Morons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 29, 2015 03:52 PM (q20+R)

354 If he had wheels, he'd be a wagon.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

355 ...and Bruce realizes that chopping off a d doesn't make you a "woman" right? It makes you a eunuch.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)

356

310 If I were going to transition from female to male I'd request that they use a baby elephant's trunk for the new appendage. Could come in handy eating popcorn at the movies.

Posted by: Muldoon, hopes his wife doesn't read this

..................................

A baby? Nah, go for the adult one.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 29, 2015 03:53 PM (wAQA5)

357 Our local TV news ran an article about a woman locally who is "transitioning" into a man. It got exactly one comment over the course of a week. IOW, nobody gives two shits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 03:53 PM (+YMhA)

358 So, is Bravo going to come out with a drag movie starring Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell called "In Bruce"? Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want To Know at April 29, 2015 08:50 PM (amQXf) The "You're a c*nt" speech is gonna be weirdly epic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 03:53 PM (ynQIy)

359 When we had our dog put to sleep the veterinarian made an imprint of his paw in clay and framed it so we could set it on a shelf in memory.

Maybe they can sell casts of the lost johnson like that chick from sixties did with Hendrix and other rock stars.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2015 03:53 PM (ahBY0)

360 Can we watch the suicide?

Posted by: Null at April 29, 2015 03:53 PM (xjpRj)

361 The default is one male and one female of every species, not one and one and oneish. ---- Now imaging the Justice Dept. lawsuits against Noah. Hope he knows a good Jewish lawyer.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:54 PM (bcUDi)

362 >>Jenner is delusional. If he thinks he is going to attract women, he is 100% wrong. Some 20 something chick just married Charles Manson. Married. The craziest, serial killing freak in a generation. In our reality show culture I bet Jenner has groupies.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 03:54 PM (g1DWB)

363 let me be the 400th or so moron/ette to say "who gives a shit about this?"


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2015 03:54 PM (jMMCO)

364 It's a woman... No, it's a Republican Tomorrow on Ellen....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2015 03:55 PM (VPLuQ)

365 time to break out the longbows vs. crossdressers debate? Carpet vs hardwood might be a smoother transition. --- well topped.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 03:55 PM (bcUDi)

366 Not one, single, solitary shit. Not one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 03:55 PM (+YMhA)

367 I have aged 10 yrs with this move across our great country. We bought a money pit. yay. But! Not in Nepal or Baltimore nor undergoing gender change. So there's that. Memo to Morons: if you have been in the same house for twenty years, a house you love and built and finally got it where you wanted it: Do not move. Ok, ok, ok....hurricanes vs potential earthquake Snakes, bugs, mosquitoes, large lizards and pythons in toilet vs snow and dry air messing with moisturizers on this old supermodel. Grouchy husband who harshes a teeny-tiny nanosecond of feeling almost normal vs grouchy husband in Florida. Still not sure if it was worth it...over worst, have had major surgery that was easier than this looney-tune./whine fest over. Sorry. Again, never move unless you have to. I did not know this would take months of my life. hahahahaha Me stoopid. Oh, another thankfulness in pit of despair: Nothing was broken or missing from Mayflower. One gouge in foot of bed, a few scrapes here and there on already scraped antiques so whatever. That has been pretty shocking, all things considered. Yay (that sound was as loud as a flea farht as no energy for the Duchess of The Wasatch). I love morons. Hope I have not missed any Hilldebeast live blogging. I saw her on news tonight and she looks more haggard than me...with a big ole chunk of hair missing from her right ear. So there's that to cheer me (I still look better than Hil! That's the spirit! xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never going to be the same at April 29, 2015 03:55 PM (Kh4cR)

368 BJ should take a little trip to Fort Leavenworth and visit his honorary gal pal, Chelsea Manning. After all, they're sisters under the skin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2015 03:55 PM (3C9q2)

369 I FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT BUGS CRAWLING ON MY SKIN!

*hot glues fake bugs to skin*

I GOT BUGS CRAWLING ON MY SKIN!!!

WITNESS MY HEROIC TRANSFORMATION!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (FRkJH)

370 REPARATIONS NOW!!! Sorry, I was just taking a break outside (I'm at work) and the protesters are clogging up H Street in DC tonight. So far they are behaving. They were chanting "reparations now" over and over. Obviously they are a bunch of gun owning, christianist, mouth breathers.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (20X6f)

371 Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 08:54 PM (g1DWB) Oops! Turns out she just wanted to marry him so she could sell his body when he dies (or something equally as macabre) so Manson called the wedding off. So ladies, as far as I know, Charles Manson is back on the market!

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (AkOaV)

372 The whole trans thing just makes me sad, and a bit angry at the SJWs for taking advantage of people who are quite obviously very mentally ill.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (MYCIw)

373 "157 There are no chicks with dicks. Only guys with tits. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 29, 2015 08:13 PM (ZPrif) " That's not true. If a woman wants a dick, she just goes and gets her one.

Posted by: Advo at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (7hUS8)

374 The one missing piece I'd like to know. Did he have an ultrafeminist mother/sister/teacher who made him ashamed to be male? I think that's part of why Lovecraft was so effed up.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (cIoI4)

375 Ahhh, Trannies. Here's a pop culture story right up the Horde's alley.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 29, 2015 03:56 PM (3a584)

376 364 let me be the 400th or so moron/ette to say "who gives a shit about this?" Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2015 08:54 PM (jMMCO) You will be made to care. And if you don't care correctly your life will be ruined.

Posted by: SJWs and Moo Moo at April 29, 2015 03:57 PM (z/Ubi)

377 The words 'Attention whore' seem to fit aptly.

I really don't give a damn wtf he does, in public or behind closed doors.
Just sop parading it around like it's the best thing to know, because it really isn't.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 29, 2015 03:58 PM (4CRfK)

378 It's going to be a loooong couple of hours. If we even get one tonight. We were lucky to escape last night without Yoko. Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light **** Quit calling the demon damnit!

Posted by: The IRS at April 29, 2015 03:58 PM (F0Cog)

379 Some 20 something chick just married Charles Manson. Married. The craziest, serial killing freak in a generation. In our reality show culture I bet Jenner has groupies. Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 08:54 PM (g1DWB) ---------------------------- She wanted to marry him. They took out a license but b/c they didnt get married within a set time, it was null and void. So, no marriage. Not sure what happened. Manson doesnt seem like the marrying time. He has plenty of bimbos doing his bidding so he doesnt need a wife.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 03:58 PM (iQIUe)

380

...and Bruce realizes that chopping off a d doesn't make you a "woman" right? It makes you a eunuch.

Posted by: mynewhandle

.......................................

And a falsetto.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 03:58 PM (wAQA5)

381 I have to say that I am getting a chuckle out of the surgical anatomy musings of the Horde. How do these things even work? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 08:25 PM (mvenn) I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the gizzard.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit[/i][/b][/s] at April 29, 2015 03:58 PM (0RdKg)

382 My singing career is off to a flying start, though - my first song "Papa's Got A Brand New Vag" is #1 with a bullet.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 03:59 PM (amQXf)

383 REPARATIONS NOW!!!

Posted by: puddleglum


They should Google "Liberia" and then spit on their great-great grandparents graves for missing the boat.  NEXT IN LINE!

Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 03:59 PM (FRkJH)

384 Bruce, the question everyone is asking....manual or automatic?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] at April 29, 2015 03:59 PM (QiBX8)

385 >>> Ahhh, Trannies. Here's a pop culture story right up the Horde's alley You can't prove that.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (Ua6T/)

386 And there's always the possibility that it's another Kardashian Klan play for attention.  He wears make-up and frocks and gets a four-year run of a shitty cable reality series.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

387 Some 20 something chick just married Charles Manson. Married. The craziest, serial killing freak in a generation. Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 08:54 PM (g1DWB) I've mentioned this before, but I have a close relative who was a corrections officer at Corcoran, used to see Charlie every day for counts and such. Said that Charlie ALWAYS had visitors on visiting day. Always. And only a very few were lawyers or journalists. Lots of youngsters who admired the freak, most weren't even born when he was tried and sentenced. I tremble for the fate of mankind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (ynQIy)

388  381
...and Bruce realizes that chopping off a d doesn't make you a "woman" right? It makes you a eunuch.
Posted by: mynewhandle
.......................................
And a falsetto.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 08:58 PM (wAQA5)



He's already got the driving part down.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (oKE6c)

389 "reparations now" Every now and then there's a moment of "types, deletes" and I don't always get around to the "deletes". I think this time I'll do the "deletes".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (AVEe1)

390 Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 08:59 PM (FRkJH) Liberia is the worlds biggest shit hole. Plus, the released American slaves met the local tribes, enslaved all of them, didnt end slavery until fairly recently (under a lot of foreign pressure), have had a couple of civil wars since then... Anyways, there are better cases to make.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (AkOaV)

391 You will be made to care. And if you don't care correctly your life will be ruined. Posted by: SJWs and Moo Moo **** (Eyes firearms collection.) You may want to reconsider that. Just sayin'.

Posted by: The IRS at April 29, 2015 04:00 PM (F0Cog)

392 Off sock

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 04:01 PM (F0Cog)

393 Let me say just for the record that Shep Smith is one of the biggest jackasses ever to put on makeup and lie on camera.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 29, 2015 04:01 PM (VNgld)

394 The words 'Attention whore' seem to fit aptly. --- Or is it attention Gigilo? aptness may be elusive

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2015 04:01 PM (bcUDi)

395 He's already got the driving part down. Posted by: Jay Guevara **** (Winces.) Ouch.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 04:02 PM (F0Cog)

396
Murderer
Lied to two wives
Abandoned his first set of children

Schifosa

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2015 04:02 PM (kdS6q)

397 I've mentioned this before, but I have a close relative who was a corrections officer at Corcoran, used to see Charlie every day for counts and such. Said that Charlie ALWAYS had visitors on visiting day. Always. And only a very few were lawyers or journalists. Anders Breivik probably pulls a lot of poon too, or would if the guards'd let him. Some of it might even be Middle-Eastern poon. Moral is, people be crazy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 04:02 PM (AVEe1)

398 >>>So who's gonna be the guy who deflowers Bruce? <<< Geraldo Rivera strikes me as being exactly who and what this situation calls for.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 04:03 PM (ty633)

399 I wonder if Brucella will be on a Wheaties box anymore? I am sorry but that is sort of what I remember of him. Too tired to really care. I know Olympics or decathelon or decanter. I guess in his case, depenify? That estrogen is bound to shrink some things and make other bits puffy. I guess he has moobs now and can use any restroom. What a good idea.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never going to be the same at April 29, 2015 04:03 PM (Kh4cR)

400 BJ should take a little trip to Fort Leavenworth and visit his honorary gal pal, Chelsea Manning. After all, they're sisters under the skin. Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2015 08:55 PM (3C9q2) ********* I suspect they'd both hate that. The sight of each other would confirm to each that he was making a very, very bad decision.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 04:04 PM (cIoI4)

401 Everything's great!

Posted by: The Elephant Man at April 29, 2015 04:04 PM (Dwehj)

402 On the highway today my wife and I stopped to render assistance to an elderly couple in a van with Vermont plates (we are in western CO). Gave him a ride to a store up the road a piece so he could call for a tow, then took him back to his car so he could wait for the tow. When we got here I see that Bernie Sanders is running for the Dem nomination. This old guy may very well have been Bernie Sanders- strong resemblance. Maybe this was his version of the Scooby Mystery Van Tour. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 04:04 PM (mvenn)

403

If I was going bo-bo and voluntarily had my penis cut off, I'd sure want the whole nation to know about it.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 04:04 PM (wAQA5)

404 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 09:04 PM (mvenn) It would make sense for him to be hanging out in a broken down van in Colorado. Vermont still hasn't legalized weed.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)

405 Bruce, the question everyone is asking....manual or automatic? **** definitely a stick shift...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 04:06 PM (mvenn)

406 The mother of the terrorists wife testified. She's lying her ass off: http://goo.gl/CEpikC

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 04:06 PM (iQIUe)

407 Ya know, George does sorta have that old, fat, butch lesbian thing going.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 04:07 PM (g7A8i)

408 I don't get why Bruce could not just be gay? I don't comprehend the gender transformation thing (at his age). I also don't like the Kardashians and he is part Kard and ugh...they are all attention ho's. I totally skip anything about them and cannot keep them straight. They need to wear ribbons like a litter of puppies.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never going to be the same at April 29, 2015 04:08 PM (Kh4cR)

409

>>>So who's gonna be the guy who deflowers Bruce? <<<

Geraldo Rivera strikes me as being exactly who and what this situation calls for.

Posted by: Fritz

...............................

It would be like Al Capone's vault, microphones, cameras and everything.

"What on earth will we find?!"

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 04:08 PM (wAQA5)

410 >>And only a very few were lawyers or journalists. Lots of youngsters who admired the freak, most weren't even born when he was tried and sentenced. >>I tremble for the fate of mankind. I know we have always had freak culture but has there ever been a time that we celebrated it the way we do now? It's almost as if if you don't have some emotionally damaged strange fruit in your family, you are the odd one.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 04:08 PM (g1DWB)

411 Here's another topic to blend into the pre-ont thread: Bill Gates didn't like his bout of vegetarianism. http://bit.ly/1bF8qGM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 04:09 PM (PMlgt)

412 @290: "Nature (or God) gives us ways of determining right from wrong that do not involve logical arguments or rational discourse."

Actually, I didn't *give* you that.  I specifically kept it from you, but you ate from the Me-damned tree anyway, for which I kicked you out of Eden.

Posted by: Gawd at April 29, 2015 04:09 PM (amQXf)

413 "What on earth will we find?!" Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (wAQA5) **** Pile of dust, some cobwebs and an empty beer bottle, if Geraldo's prior performance is any indicator.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 04:09 PM (mvenn)

414 Coming soon to a Ladies' Room near you!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at April 29, 2015 04:09 PM (sKijx)

415 Well, the Orioles beat the Pale Hose 8 to 2 playing in an empty stadium-- although maybe Bruce was hanging around out in left field.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2015 04:10 PM (3C9q2)

416 We are the other people.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 04:10 PM (JdEZJ)

417 Nood up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 04:11 PM (KH1sk)

418 414: one of the greatest live TV moments evah!!! :-)

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 04:11 PM (20X6f)

419 nood by the way

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

420 Maybe Bruce will start dating Chaz? And they will spawn hermaphrodites? I think Hollyweird deserves this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never going to be the same at April 29, 2015 04:11 PM (Kh4cR)

421 364 let me be the 400th or so moron/ette to say "who gives a shit about this?" Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2015 08:54 PM (jMMCO) 401st

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 04:12 PM (sdi6R)

422 Anders Breivik probably pulls a lot of poon too, or would if the guards'd let him. Some of it might even be Middle-Eastern poon. Moral is, people be crazy. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:02 PM (AVEe1) Attention seeking (including juvenile rebellion), the society-wide conflation of fame and infamy, and the continuing media focus on those people years after their crimes all have a focus on it. In short, a rebellious kid that wants to give a big FU to his/her parents and society is be drawn to those scumbags, in today's environment.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 29, 2015 04:13 PM (3HxZe)

423

I have to say that I am getting a chuckle out of the surgical anatomy musings of the Horde.

How do these things even work?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man

.........................

My guess is they don't.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

424 Bill Gates didn't like his bout of vegetarianism. http://bit.ly/1bF8qGM Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 09:09 PM (PMlgt) ****** I'm sure anyone who had to be in the same room with him didn't care for it either.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 29, 2015 04:14 PM (cIoI4)

425 @341 >>> Jenner is delusional. If he thinks he is going to attract women, he is 100% wrong. But the point of his autogynephilia is that he is sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a woman. This is erotic target location error. The target of his affection isn't another human of the opposite sex, but rather himself transformed into the opposite sex. And yes, hormone therapy will increase his risk of cancer.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 04:16 PM (XrHO0)

426 In a Darwinian sense a gay couple and an infertile couple are the same thing. But I don't see Christians bitching about infertile couples getting married.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 08:33 PM (0LHZx)

-----
So is a guy and a goat, what's your point?

The difference is that the infertile couple recognizes there is something wrong with them, and wants to  be married/have kids in order to restore a normal status quo.  Homosexuals, naturally, don't reproduce.  They will not acknowledge there is something "wrong" with them, instead push their "deviancy" as normal and want to play-act as something they aren't.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at April 29, 2015 04:17 PM (zBwYh)

427 "You don't have to be a Christian to think something just might be wrong about a 60 year old dude deciding it was time to hack off his bits and become a woman" Yes, that's s why Moo is such a ridiculous ass. He behaves as if thinking a person who mutilates himself probably has mental issues is some sort of weird eccentric "Christianist" position. He's too poorly or narrowly educated to grasp that his position is the weird one. And I note that nobody here has expressed any hatred of Jenner, although Moo and his fellow asshole troll always like to pretend we all "hate" trannies and gays. They project their own hatred onto others - hey, it's what leftists do.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 04:19 PM (+XMAD)

428 @363 "Charles Manson. Married. The craziest, serial killing freak in a generation."

I respectfully disagree with the "craziest, serial killing freak in a generation" bit.  That Manson poseur and I were active at the same time, and I was crazier, more serial killing, and freakier, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: This is The Zodiac speaking at April 29, 2015 04:20 PM (amQXf)

429 Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 09:16 PM (XrHO0) Sounds like a buncha bullshit to me. Well, let me rephrase that. I'm sure it makes sense in *Bruces* head but there's no rationalizing this. It's not a medical diagnosis, it's a mental disorder. Like the Son of Sam. We didn't say he had "canine subservience disorder" we said he was a nut, probably schizophrenic. Bruce doesn't seem schizo (would have been noticed decades ago), he's just... not all there mentally.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 04:20 PM (AkOaV)

430 Fliping through the channels. Stopped on Fox why doesen't the  NG Humvee have a Ma Deuce in the turret? Even if it's not loaded why not keep it in the mount.

Posted by: Robinson at April 29, 2015 04:22 PM (5gToQ)

431 Ok Bruce J., you want MTF diagrams, here you go: http://tinyurl.com/ojpoytk You're welcome.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 04:24 PM (3F6F8)

432 Like the Son of Sam. We didn't say he had "canine subservience disorder" we said he was a nut, probably schizophrenic. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (AkOaV) *** LOL, perhaps the terms are overdone, but for those like him, it's like being a transvestite. He gets off on pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 29, 2015 04:31 PM (cIoI4)

433 Tom Cotton also had a baby today.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)

434 I used to be a rabbi. But many people in my congregation (especially the ones with baby boys) suggested I might do better at another vocation.

Posted by: Bruce's surgeon at April 29, 2015 04:39 PM (+jijM)

435 Doesn't (s)he have a possible vehicular manslaughter charge hanging over his head? How great can things be?

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at April 29, 2015 04:52 PM (/K1AJ)

436 Thats gotta be one hell of a train wreck down there. What the hell do they do, cut it in half and peel it back?

Posted by: I'll make you puke at April 29, 2015 05:12 PM (26BCU)

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 29, 2015 06:30 PM (XO6WW)

438 Bruce should be courted to be the first republican female  president...

Posted by: Shamanarts at April 30, 2015 02:54 AM (dxYG5)

439

M e n t a l l y       I l l.

 

There is no story other than he is  M E N T A L L Y   I L L.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 30, 2015 06:59 AM (iAUf+)

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