July 31, 2007

How the hell did you get this job anyway?
— Dave In Texas

I just filled out an application, and brought it to the interview (click on images to enlarge).

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It was all easy-peasy from there.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:44 AM | Comments (27)
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1 good with words and writing

you forgot beautiful handwriting.

And after reading the last question there, I'd watch out for my cornhole if I were you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2007 09:23 AM (tVbxd)

2 I can't believe you got the gig with that lame ass answer to #6 (When was the last time you masturbated?) I would have thought the only acceptable answer would be 'I am masturbating right now'. 

I guess the standards are slipping over at the old HQ.

Posted by: Drew at July 31, 2007 09:23 AM (hlYel)

3 You post at Dave In Texas and at Innocent Bystanders and now here. Dave, I would really like to work for you at that company where you need a little fan. Unless you delegate.

Posted by: PattyAnn at July 31, 2007 09:26 AM (t+FKE)

4 Dave, did you check what is the official policy of AoS Inc about slapping your co-workers on the butt? LauraW seems to be getting some from Rich Giamboni, but he may not give you a courtsey butt slap.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 31, 2007 09:28 AM (IlgNp)

5 How's the broadening been going?

Posted by: someone at July 31, 2007 09:28 AM (eCH82)

6

Surprisingly quick.


Posted by: Dave's bung at July 31, 2007 09:53 AM (CfbH3)

7

Aww crap!...


I thought it was advancement by assassination! C'mon Ace, what kinda program you running here??


How is anybody supposed to move off the comments page to contributatoriation unless the deadwood gets cleared out?  Here I am in Iraq, getting all trained in super-secret-ninja techniques by the STB hisself, and I gotta find out there's a frickin' writing test?


Guess it's a good thing he's teaching me super-secret-ninja writing skills as well. Dave, your prisonflesh will be held acountanable in your soulpattern mindthoughts, and don't think it won't. Oh yes...


Posted by: Plinko at July 31, 2007 09:57 AM (x8Std)

8 I thought it was advancement by assassination!

But Ace doesn't hire hobos. They all work for a temp agency.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2007 10:04 AM (tVbxd)

9 I hope you make a metric shitload of money, because that's _my_ SSN you're paying into.

Posted by: Al at July 31, 2007 10:10 AM (Lk931)

10 Hilarious.

Posted by: JeepThang at July 31, 2007 10:21 AM (0411H)

11

Dave, did you check what is the official policy of AoS Inc about slapping your co-workers on the butt?


I wish that was all that happened around AOSHQ!


Posted by: ace's butter half at July 31, 2007 10:22 AM (6dysq)

12 Last week, I interviewed at a company whose work is so secret they couldn't even tell me what they do. (Something to do with the NSA).

Posted by: V the K at July 31, 2007 10:42 AM (apPbS)

13 Is it really bad when I was reading this as an actual app for a job. The AOS lifestyle question at the end clued me in.

I need a break and  a strawberry margarita, stat!

Posted by: Stormy70 at July 31, 2007 10:51 AM (Y+o71)

14

The AOS lifestyle question at the end clued me in.


but the masturbation one looked normal?


wow.  I haven't filled out one of these in a while I guess.


Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2007 11:31 AM (pzen5)

15 Men don't need to be trained to commit sexual harassment, it comes naturally to us.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2007 11:47 AM (tVbxd)

16

So, are you required to attend sexual harassment and diversity training?


Frankly I'm afraid to ask.


Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2007 12:16 PM (pzen5)

17 Masturbation? Check.
Stalking? Check.
Alcohol? Nothing. I'm starting to get a little worried here.

Posted by: wahhaw at July 31, 2007 01:25 PM (+QLeQ)

18

But Ace doesn't hire hobos. They all work for a temp agency.


Killing hobos isn't assassination, it's public works.


Posted by: Plinko at July 31, 2007 01:49 PM (x8Std)

19 It takes me a while, Dave. End of the month craziness going down in my casa.

Posted by: Stormy70 at July 31, 2007 02:28 PM (Y+o71)

20 end of month... uhm... accounting?  or no?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2007 03:59 PM (FXakj)

21 Worse. Insurance.
{shudder}

Posted by: Stormy70 at August 01, 2007 09:27 AM (Y+o71)

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23 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it's called the present

Posted by: prom dress at August 14, 2011 11:09 PM (G+w44)

Posted by: qq at November 10, 2011 09:12 PM (Qbr+h)

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