August 31, 2011

Hottest iPhone App? SCOAMF
— Ace

Well, not SCOAMF, per se, but a reasonable facsimile.

It updates unemployment, debt, polling data (Rasumussen's), housing prices, and gas prices. And how many days left of Obama's presidency.

Brilliant or not?

I'm going to go ahead an answer for you -- brilliant. Guy makes $0.99 a pop and what are his costs? Nothing.

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM | Comments (142)
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1 not.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 01:37 PM (NadeK)

2 Me likey

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2011 01:37 PM (0OJd9)

3 See, I told you I could create jobs!

Posted by: SCoaMF at August 31, 2011 01:38 PM (GULKT)

4 And go away palin steele.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2011 01:38 PM (GULKT)

5 Oh, and fuck the SCOAMF of the USA.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2011 01:38 PM (0OJd9)

6 Patch request to technical support...... Please include changing credit rating. Pugin in script to Moody's much appreciated.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2011 01:38 PM (ffV1/)

7 I read about the guy that built the app.  He changes the data by hand once a day.  Haha.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at August 31, 2011 01:41 PM (nRTou)

8 Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 06:37 PM (NadeK)

Which fact do you object to?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 31, 2011 01:42 PM (vG00k)

9 Brrrillant!

Posted by: Guiness Brewmaster Guys in Ads at August 31, 2011 01:42 PM (N2yhW)

10
The first one with the umbrella is the percentage of rain possibility.

Posted by: Dennis Kucinich. Liberal Moonbat at August 31, 2011 01:42 PM (Lt/Za)

11 Is proud donkey really dum-dum?

Posted by: elliot m at August 31, 2011 01:42 PM (zPich)

12 I HAVE to have this app.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 31, 2011 01:43 PM (iYbLN)

13 Which fact do you object to?

I just don't think its brilliant is all. shrugs.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 01:43 PM (NadeK)

14 @ 5 Oh, and fuck the SCOAMF of the USA.

Youtube screenshot.  Note the well placed Obama 2012 advertising

Posted by: jrg at August 31, 2011 01:43 PM (BkQvr)

15 Is that Barry's middle finger?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 01:44 PM (UOM48)

16 ONE!!!! One job created..... hahahahaha.... They call me the Count, because I love to count things!!!!!

Posted by: Count Barackula at August 31, 2011 01:44 PM (ffV1/)

17 11 Is proud donkey really dum-dum?

Posted by: elliot m at August 31, 2011 06:42 PM (zPich)

Without almost any doubt yes.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2011 01:45 PM (GULKT)

18 The only thing to make it better... Barky on the bike as the background ....ooh ooh ooh...  ...or dynamically changing backgrounds highlighting all of his epic fails.

Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2011 01:45 PM (N2yhW)

19 Well, proudass is here.  city gal/curious next to tell us how DOOMed the Republicans are.....she's....concerned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 01:45 PM (UOM48)

20 I hope he make a lot of updates. I want a feature you allowing you to look up his highness' douchebag moments (all 398467390485 of them) and allowing you to put your favorite pic of him in the background. I like this one. Any good SCOAMF pics guys? unedited ones.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at August 31, 2011 01:46 PM (sNZSg)

21 ooh ooh...  ...or dynamically changing backgrounds highlighting all of his epic fails.

How much storage space does an iPhone HAVE?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2011 01:47 PM (0vDuM)

22 There's space on the bottom for his current Intrade reelect number. Just saying.

Posted by: He's actually up at the moment so no other intrade troll joke here at August 31, 2011 01:47 PM (sOXQX)

23 [Drumming fingers on table waiting on the Android app]

Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2011 01:48 PM (N2yhW)

24 I just don't think its brilliant is all. shrugs.

Yeah, but you're a fucking retard. shrugs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 31, 2011 01:48 PM (vG00k)

25 @24

Frankly, that was uncalled for. Why're you so goddamn hostile towards me?

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 01:49 PM (NadeK)

26 @23 just looked - must have just to put out for the libs I know to see

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 01:49 PM (nVLlM)

27 Where's the Donkey Punch app ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 31, 2011 01:49 PM (npr0X)

28 iSCOAMF

Posted by: cherry pi at August 31, 2011 01:50 PM (OhYCU)

29 I read about the guy that built the app.  He changes the data by hand once a day.  Haha.

And this is why I'm learning to code on iPhone/iPad right now. I obviously need to move faster, because I can do syndication/publication code, and he can't.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 31, 2011 01:50 PM (bjRNS)

30

Is proud donkey really dum-dum?

No, Jay Carney.

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2011 01:50 PM (3SvjA)

31 This app should have the GOP elephant proudly standing behind a roadblock! Then it would be brilliant!

Posted by: PsychoDonkey at August 31, 2011 01:50 PM (tcQsM)

32 25 @24

Frankly, that was uncalled for. Why're you so goddamn hostile towards me?

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 06:49 PM (NadeK)

You're just like city gal/curious, always with the "Why's everyone so meeaaan to me?" while you're dishing out insults (she's actually worse with the personal attacks, so you have that going for you).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 01:51 PM (UOM48)

33 19 D'oh,

DEEPLY concerned

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 01:51 PM (AEIYh)

34 Frankly, that was uncalled for. Why're you so goddamn hostile towards me?

Patriots have no fondness for those who are destroying our country, maybe?

Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2011 01:52 PM (sOXQX)

35 28 iSCOAMF

Posted by: cherry pi at August 31, 2011 06:50 PM (OhYCU)



Makes me want to buy an iPhone.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 31, 2011 01:52 PM (T2/zQ)

36 Why're you so goddamn hostile towards me?

Because you are profoundly stupid.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 31, 2011 01:52 PM (vG00k)

37

Frankly, that was uncalled for. Why're you so goddamn hostile towards me?

Posted by: proudmonkey at August 31, 2011 06:49 PM (NadeK)


 

 

you can't just show up and piss in the punchbowl- we're gonna have to smack you around a little bit

Posted by: Jones at August 31, 2011 01:53 PM (8sCoq)

38 Frederica Wilson is to Congress as a rodeo clown is to Shakespeare

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 31, 2011 01:53 PM (I/MzF)

39 25 Proud Burro,

because you are a retard who voted for Mocha je$u$ knowing he was an unqualified asshat and him spending as much as Bush did in 8 years in 3 is just the icing on the goddamned cake

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 01:53 PM (AEIYh)

40 @25 i have been asking that same question about Obama,the MFM, and Dem MOCs for the past three years?

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 01:53 PM (nVLlM)

41

Where's the Hammer and Sickle?

It's missing a Hammer and Sickle.

Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 01:54 PM (Z5uxZ)

42 Not brilliant, dum-dum?  He makes .99 per download while he sits on his ass, and you do the same thing and make...nothing.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

43

Where's the Hammer and Sickle?

It's missing a Hammer and Sickle.

It should play a few bars from l'Internationale when it starts up too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 31, 2011 01:55 PM (vG00k)

44 Check out the reviews for this app in the app store.....
Obama is in deep shit.

Posted by: jwillmoney at August 31, 2011 01:55 PM (fOFCE)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 31, 2011 01:55 PM (sILPb)

46 44 Jwillmoney....

check out the comments on MSN's news story trying to paint Boner as "extreme"....

so far it is 7-3 in favor of Boner

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 01:57 PM (AEIYh)

47 An enterprise created (not saved). SCOAMF me, babe!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2011 01:57 PM (UlUS4)

48 GGE is un-banned?  Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 01:57 PM (UOM48)

49 Got it!

Posted by: Boston12GS at August 31, 2011 01:58 PM (hvrPG)

50 Check out the reviews for this app in the app store..... Obama is in deep shit. ------------------------------ Not to pile on, so I guess I'll just pile on. I lurk the comments at HP and have noticed that the tide is not in Obama's favor.

Posted by: MJ at August 31, 2011 01:58 PM (BKOsZ)

51 Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 06:49 PM (NadeK)

Because you have the functional intelligence of a mentally retarded paramecium fart, and your slavish devotion to Barack Obama, who is even more of a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure than you are, goes so far beyond sanity that it's coming back from the other direction.  We're hostile toward you because you represent everything that is wrong with this country in that you either don't have the brain power necessary, or you don't have the moral framework, to understand that SCOAMFOTUS's neo-Marxist policies are, at best, wrong or, at worst, evil.  We're hostile to you because we don't appreciate skidmarks like you who decide to come in and pretend to debate with regurgitated talking points.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (8y9MW)

52 SCoaMF?  There's an app for that.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (MMC8r)

53 144 What this site is engaging in is tantamount to treason.

Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (VDj74)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (s1vtf)

54 www.scoamf.com Its prolly been posted here before..... but some pretty funny shit over there.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (ffV1/)

55 What's HP, MJ? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (5H6zj)

56 Wow Allen West is considering leaving the CBC.  Holy Schnikes! DBA/Krazy Kat huh?

Posted by: Sonnyspats at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (I/MzF)

57 if obama looses the iphone crowd he is fucked http://tinyurl.com/3dqbn7w

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (nVLlM)

58 When does Monty put out a Doom app? Alsot, someone should petition the app creator to randomize the SCoaMF photoshops for the background. I'm guessing that violates Apples terms tho.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 31, 2011 01:59 PM (bupHz)

59 50 MJ,

the American people are not like the assholes at KOS or Donk Underground...they know there are tules and unspoken rules in the game....

Bamster probably should not have gone golfing at all if he wants to try to call Boner out on not caring....

Ogabe's done

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:00 PM (AEIYh)

60 Hah -- bought it. Best .99 cents I've spent all week.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at August 31, 2011 02:00 PM (/lKQw)

61 GGE is un-banned?  Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 06:57 PM (UOM4

Oh yes, I'm BACK!  (thanks for all the support)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 31, 2011 02:00 PM (sILPb)

62 @51

So anyone who disagrees with you is a retarded fart?

I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 02:00 PM (NadeK)

63 Just installed this on my iPod Touch.  Beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (WXhxA)

64 O/T: I still don't understand what's wrong with the new Superman costume.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (45WVs)

65 somebody gonna get audited.....

Posted by: Luke Duke at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (C9AkW)

66 Capitalism is soooo awful.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (dZ756)

67 iBRB

Posted by: cherry pi at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (OhYCU)

68 62 ProudDonkey,

so as long as we nominate someone to the left of Marx we've got your vote yes?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (AEIYh)

69 Not to pile on, so I guess I'll just pile on. I lurk the comments at HP and have noticed that the tide is not in Obama's favor.

Posted by: MJ at August 31, 2011 06:58 PM (BKOsZ)

heck. A majority of politico commenters I think are against him.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (sNZSg)

70 @62 why do you like Obama?

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (nVLlM)

71 Wow Allen West is considering leaving the CBC.  Holy Schnikes! DBA/Krazy Kat huh?

His black status has been revoked by Maxine Waters.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 31, 2011 02:01 PM (QKKT0)

72 I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines.

Or buy your own bread, apparently. 

BTW, you never did explain to me how the smartest man on the planet managed to not know that former First Lady Nancy Reagan was hosting a Presidential Debate next week.  Or did he just feel like insulting an old widow? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (5H6zj)

73 I don't vote along party lines. ________________________________ Yeah..... I picked up on that RIGHT away with yer nick.........

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (ffV1/)

74 WebOS needs this app.  (Screw apple).  I already have an Obama Clock, but this one is better.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (ndlFj)

75 Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 07:00 PM (NadeK)

No.  You, specifically, are a sub-sentient quasi-intelligence.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (8y9MW)

76


 I just don't think its brilliant is all. shrugs.
 

 

of course you don't to a donk the only thing that could make it brilliant is if he got a 10 million dollar subsidy from the government created a crap app that nobody wanted charged 99 dollars and didn't sell a single download

Posted by: wastful defense contractor at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (Pzadr)

77 68,

he is reaching the point where they feel like supporting him makes them look stupid....

he has not gone totally red quick enough for some and has failed the moderates as well...

he is done

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:02 PM (AEIYh)

78 I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines.

Open or empty?

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (QKKT0)

79 ibMarxist

/I apologize in advance

Posted by: cherry pi at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (OhYCU)

80 76,

like solar panels evidently right champ

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (AEIYh)

81 Excuse me while I go and slit my wrists for not thiinking of this first.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (C2//T)

82

Troll - crash a party in the hood and start laying down smack about the music they're playing.  You get off light here, so stop whining or stop commenting.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (yK8YH)

83 72 I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines.

Or buy your own bread, apparently. 

BTW, you never did explain to me how the smartest man on the planet managed to not know that former First Lady Nancy Reagan was hosting a Presidential Debate next week.  Or did he just feel like insulting an old widow? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 31, 2011 07:02 PM (5H6zj)


Popcorn ready....waiting for reply....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (UOM48)

84

Brilliant or not? I'm going to go ahead an answer for you -- brilliant.

That does simplify the conversation. I'll let you know if I think of anything else... or, wait, I guess that should that be: You will let me know if I think of anything else.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2011 02:03 PM (k34Gz)

85 I dunno. Seems like a Malaise Meter™ of sorts would be useful. I'll give it a thumbs up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2011 02:04 PM (r4t7/)

86

Is proud donkey really dum-dum?

No, Jay Carney.

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2011 06:50 PM (3SvjA)

 

I thought it had to be one of two people.  John Huntsman or Lindsey Graham.  But it could be Jay.  Hmmmm. 

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at August 31, 2011 02:04 PM (k0vGp)

87 73 Fixerupper,

nah all moderates venerate Team jackass in their nicks

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:04 PM (AEIYh)

88 I don't vote along party lines.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 07:00 PM (NadeK)

yeah...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 31, 2011 02:05 PM (sILPb)

89 Bamster probably should not have gone golfing at all if he wants to try to call Boner out on not caring....

If Boehner really had balls, he should have suggested Sept 6 instead of fucking with NFL Kickoff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2011 02:05 PM (0vDuM)

90

Because you have the functional intelligence of a mentally retarded paramecium fart,

And that's why I like you, Allen.

Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 02:05 PM (Z5uxZ)

91 It really is brilliant, though. Now there just needs to be a web version that sites could stick in their sidebar.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2011 02:05 PM (k34Gz)

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

93 It really is brilliant, though. Now there just needs to be a web version that sites could stick in their sidebar. ___________________________ Ooooooooh..... Im gonna hafta tinker with some of my Rainmeter skins......

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2011 02:07 PM (ffV1/)

94 89 HR,

that was what I though initially as well, but then he would have been ceding control of the House to barry....

nah Boner didn't do perfect but he did do good....

all Barry can do is go on on the 8th if he really wants a joint session and fuck with football....

Joe Six Pack has no idea what we're typing about he'll just grasp "ah fuck no the mocha retard is watching wimbledon on my TV stammering again"....

we win

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:07 PM (AEIYh)

95 Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 07:06 PM (MMC8r)

That makes me sad to be a nerd.
I feel dumber for having read that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:07 PM (8y9MW)

96 Checks in the mail I won't come in your mouth Just the tip - I promise one more to add to the list: "I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines."

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 02:08 PM (nVLlM)

97 Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 07:05 PM (Z5uxZ)

Thanks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:08 PM (8y9MW)

98 Excuse me while I go and slit my wrists for not thiinking of this first.

Hey! I was using that razor blade!

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 31, 2011 02:08 PM (bjRNS)

99 I've got work to do. Good night gents...and ladies.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 02:08 PM (NadeK)

100 96 +eleventy!!!!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:08 PM (AEIYh)

101 I'm telling you, respond to proudonkey and make references to him being palin steele in it.  If everyone does it, he won't know what to do.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2011 02:09 PM (GULKT)

102 I've got work to do. Good night gents...and ladies.

Yes he does, if he doesn't want to feel the back of my hand.

Posted by: proudonkey's pimp, er, employer at August 31, 2011 02:09 PM (8y9MW)

103 99 ProudBurro,

does Axeltruf pay you in Chucky Cheese Tokens or Aldi gift certificates?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:09 PM (AEIYh)

104 So did proudonkey forget a d or an h?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at August 31, 2011 02:10 PM (zz3Bw)

105 I've got work to do. Good night gents...and ladies.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 07:08 PM (NadeK)

Don't forget to upsell the french fries.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 31, 2011 02:10 PM (QKKT0)

106 Darn it, I was going to bring up how Palin Steele was down with the black man's struggle because he watched CNN's 'Race in America.'

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

107 Only job Obama has saved or created.

Posted by: Don Quinine at August 31, 2011 02:11 PM (hA/8z)

108 92 Palin Steele's Post 104.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 07:06 PM (MMC8r)

HOLY SH*T. HAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at August 31, 2011 02:13 PM (sNZSg)

109 Well, I feel better now.

It always makes my day to beat on a troll for a while.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:13 PM (8y9MW)

110 but but but, why can't republicans focus on working with the president in getting the rich to finally pay some taxes instead of engaging in insane, hate-filled artwork and other novelties to mock the president. That's just not the way America is supposed to work and not the way patriots should act. Signed, XxOO cognitively defunct, clueless liberals

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 31, 2011 02:13 PM (QxSug)

111 Thanks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 07:08 PM (8y9MW)

Well hang on a minute, I'm not sure what a paramecium is yet.

Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 02:13 PM (Z5uxZ)

112 Well hang on a minute, I'm not sure what a paramecium is yet

It's two meciums.

Posted by: nickless at August 31, 2011 02:14 PM (MMC8r)

113 Ross, a California aerospace engineer, cut his sleep time down to 5 hours per day to develop the app

...Wait. At least half of that has to be wrong.

Five hours on one day, I'd believe. Or "Ross, a California death row prisoner with the functional mental capacity of a six-year-old," if it's really five hours a day.

Some of you dorks know how easy this thing would be to make, right?

So either the dude's trying to hit too many conservative notes (Rasmussen, engineer, surrounded by California d-bags, bein' all hardworkin' 'n' bootstrappy) in his attempt to con you guys—like Scott Brown with his "truck" schtick—or the reporter is retarded.

Or both. Could be both.

Posted by: oblig. at August 31, 2011 02:14 PM (xvZW9)

114 I'm not sure what a paramecium is yet

From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramecium

You're welcome.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:14 PM (8y9MW)

115
So anyone who disagrees with you is a retarded fart?

I like Obama, but I'm keeping my mind open for 2012. I don't vote along party lines.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 07:00 PM (NadeK

Just for etiquette sake  heres  question for you. What criteria have you set for a candidate to be worthy of your vote?

Posted by: Sonnyspats at August 31, 2011 02:15 PM (I/MzF)

116 This is such an epic win for us.

It reveals Obama to be either a clueless twit or political ass.  It highlights that he just came off of vacation by making everyone ask why now?  It draws attention to a speech that we know will go poorly simply because they all do because he's got nothing to say.  And it makes people wonder what is so scary to Obama about the GOP candidates that he should want to distract from their debate, so it draws even more attention to our candidates.  

Frankly, the only way we win even more is if Nancy Reagan gets on the tube and asks Obama why he's trying to ruin the debate she's hosting at her dead husband's library? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 31, 2011 02:16 PM (5H6zj)

117 @108 that was some funny shit back then. I think Ace did an entire post on his Cpt. America analogy.

Posted by: x11b1p at August 31, 2011 02:17 PM (nVLlM)

118 Posted by: oblig. at August 31, 2011 07:14 PM (xvZW9)

I've never worked with Objective C (the language that you pretty well have to use to write an iPhone app), so I'm not sure.  I could probably do something similar for Windows Phone pretty quickly- but it would take a few days.

You have to write the code that aggregates that data too, remember: there isn't anyone just publishing that all as one block.  So he had to write something that will go grab the latest numbers from rasmussen, and the latest data from BLS, etc., etc.  I can see how it would take a while.  And, if he's like me, he really only gets 6 - 7 hours of sleep a night anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:17 PM (8y9MW)

119 too good but true--people are arguing about O in the review section of the app. LOL

Posted by: karenm at August 31, 2011 02:18 PM (Xnxty)

120 You know who is really dumb? The do-gooding white liberals who walked into a Congressional Black Caucus town hall in Dallas, Atlanta, or Miami and truly thought that they would hear issues discussed that pertained to them. They had to be a weeeee bit uncomfortable when these black Reps. basically advocated for a race war and the 90% black audiences roared in approval. Yeah, probably should have went to a movie instead.

Posted by: Spiker at August 31, 2011 02:18 PM (tcQsM)

121 116 Y-not,

use that patented granny-fu delayed reaction guilt gun....

"I am certain the President has too much class to do this on purpose"....

35 miles down the road the sarcasm hits you

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2011 02:18 PM (AEIYh)

122 FYI, even David Gergen isn't on board with Obama's little stunt.

Points out that Obama would be invited to the House.

If he doesn't like it, he can always just deliver his little speech from the oval office.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 31, 2011 02:18 PM (T0NGe)

123 @122
That's good, but I'd still kick Gergen in the nuts if I ever met him. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 31, 2011 02:20 PM (5H6zj)

124

O/T Boehner's office just confirmed that a letter was sent to his office from the SCoaMF regarding the speech.  And when Barky heard from Boehner today, he cried.  For realsies.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Posted by: Pron Donkey H8ter at August 31, 2011 02:22 PM (8DdAv)

125 @120, um you assume to much self-consciousness on the part of these people. See e.g., the girl in Haiti who was raped by some guy but was kinda sorta ok with it because he was black and therefore, you know, it wasn't his fault because of the dominant paradigm or some such shit.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 31, 2011 02:24 PM (QxSug)

126

Paramecia are widespread in freshwater environments, and are especially common in scums.

Allen, my friend, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

It's not my bag, as it were but I hope you kill them dead.

I'll endeavour to do the same.

Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 02:24 PM (Z5uxZ)

127 and oh yeah, Obama's speech is going to suck no matter where he holds it. So, great job, Oblahblah.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 31, 2011 02:25 PM (QxSug)

128

@92

Thanks for reminding me of the classic post #104. It was truly a post for the ages.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at August 31, 2011 02:28 PM (/lKQw)

129 Posted by: ErikW at August 31, 2011 07:24 PM (Z5uxZ)

The important part is that he's got the intelligence of a mentally retarded single-celled organism.

It loses some of its punch once it's explained, really.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 02:30 PM (8y9MW)

130 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 06:59 PM (8y9MW)


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 31, 2011 02:38 PM (T2/zQ)

131

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 31, 2011 07:17 PM (8y9MW)

Somewhere I read where he manually updates the numbers each morning.  Now it should not take long to write something to automate that but the app should have taken hours not days.  Regardless, the guy is a genius.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 31, 2011 02:43 PM (C2//T)

132

I've got work to do. Good night gents...and ladies.
Posted by: proudonkey at August 31, 2011 07:08 PM (NadeK)

 

Yeah you do.

Go fetch me the crate.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2011 02:48 PM (5tLpF)

133

I think Ace did an entire post on his Cpt. America analogy.

 

I would love to read it. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Posted by: Lauren at August 31, 2011 02:53 PM (OrWka)

134 I wish I could get gas for 3.70

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2011 02:59 PM (z1N6a)

135 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2011 03:22 PM (1Nzoh)

136 I rike rhis rapp a rot.

Posted by: OkieTea at August 31, 2011 03:38 PM (E4Cuj)

137 I like it.  I wish I had a buck to get it.

Posted by: trainer at August 31, 2011 03:43 PM (DGxyd)

138 Uh, yeah. I purchased a website address for exactly the same purpose and there it still sits. Unused.

Damnit.

Posted by: As If! at August 31, 2011 04:39 PM (piMMO)

139 Unused.

Join the SCOAMF parade!

Posted by: toby928 at August 31, 2011 04:41 PM (GTbGH)

140 Good show tonight boys and girls.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 31, 2011 05:00 PM (m+0Zk)

141 actually the guy only makes .70cents a pop, Apple keeps the rest. STill a Great deal!

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