August 30, 2005

Hoist The Black Flag At 4 PM Eastern
— Ace

A half hour from now, on Rightalk. Look for Channel One at or after 4 Eastern. 3 Central. 1 Pacific.

No one ever says what mountain time is. Because you guys have more important things to worry about, like skinnin' pumas.

Greg Gutfeld of Maxim UK and the Huffington Post will be on. We'll talk about... I'm not sure. He's got a lot to say but who knows what to ask him? He's a maniac.

He may slam the Huffington Post some. How much? He's not sure. I asked him how far he'd be willing to go, and he said, "I probably shouldn't say that, but I probably will anyway."

Call in to ask him a question at 866-884-TALK. Or ask Karol or I a question at the end of the show (the last twenty minutes).

As Bill O'Reilly says, "Keep it pithy."

As he also says, "I'm just lookin' out for 'the folks.'" You know, the common people, the hoi polloi. Morons, in other words. Morons like yourselves.


Posted by: Ace at 10:35 AM | Comments (26)
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1 Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Silk at August 30, 2005 08:17 AM (YHE9d)

2 It's twue, it's twue! Ace respects us... the next morning is another story.

Posted by: JFH at August 30, 2005 08:36 AM (arxyn)

3 "Morons like yourselves"

Think about it. We come here, read about how we're morons, laugh, make some retarded, uninformed comments and then come back tomorrow for some more. Truer words may never have been spoken.

Posted by: BrewFan at August 30, 2005 09:29 AM (Byr3j)

4 If Ace sold drool cups instead of T-shirts, he'd have made a frickin fortune.

Posted by: lauraw at August 30, 2005 09:47 AM (mnQGu)

5 Self deprecating humor is a sign of very high intelligence and a indication of the goodness of a person.

Could I be any more of a moron.

Posted by: Dman at August 30, 2005 10:12 AM (m2CN7)

6 "You know, the common people, the hoi polloi."

"Hoi" is the nominative plural for "the" in the Greek phrase meaning "the many." The use of the word "the" is therefore unnecessary before "hoi polloi."

Dude, don't make me start my IntegrityWatch and demand you resign from blogging again.

Posted by: Sobek at August 30, 2005 10:57 AM (6GK9U)

7 Calling us morons is just acey's way of saying he really love us.

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 11:00 AM (+zvvI)

8 I can't believe you called Gutfeld a "nasty blogger"!


Posted by: at August 30, 2005 11:08 AM (+zvvI)

9 Two of my commenters are live-blogging if you guys care:

Thoughts on the Matter (big liberal)

Von Bek (big conservative)

Posted by: Karol at August 30, 2005 11:27 AM (hBAty)

10 I question the underlying assumption that Nancy Allen was ever hot. Nice body, maybe.

Posted by: Ray Midge at August 30, 2005 11:43 AM (kUNrb)

11 Ray, you've just got a grudge against her 'cus she ruined Carrie's prom.

Posted by: JFH at August 30, 2005 11:53 AM (arxyn)

12 Now Carrie was the hotness. Always thought Spacek was 'healthy-cute' til I saw 'Prime Cut.' Holy shit.

Posted by: Ray Midge at August 30, 2005 11:57 AM (kUNrb)

13 Returning to an Ace staple: Margaret Cho: Still not funny at all.

Passion radiates from every syllable in the comedienne's diatribe. She speaks about topical current events from early 2005, including the re-election of George W. Bush, the Terry Schiavo situation, the death of Pope John Paul II, and the war in Iraq. She makes funny faces, scrunching up her nose and holding it. And she attempts mimicry, although most of her accents sound either like a black woman from the South or an Asian with broken English.Heh.

Posted by: Slublog at August 30, 2005 11:59 AM (c3FhW)

14 I know i'm going to sound like a pervert, but Karol's got a really sexy voice. There i said it.

Posted by: madne0 at August 30, 2005 12:01 PM (tjI1P)

15 madneo, umm, why do you think we listen to the show... Certainly not for Ace's wit (although that "John from Greenville" guy adds both humor and insigtfulness to the show).

Posted by: JFH at August 30, 2005 12:04 PM (arxyn)

16 ace:

You better come up with a plausable explanation for your make-out dream with George Clooney, and come up with it fast.

p.s.: Who made the first move? You or George?

p.p.s.: French?

p.p.p.s.: Where were his hands? Where were your hands?

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 12:11 PM (+zvvI)

17 Look, it's the one black mark in my otherwise unblemished history of raging heterosexuality.

Everyone gets one mulligan on this.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 12:29 PM (W7JEQ)

18 Look, it wouldn't have been that big of a deal, but, George Clooney? Ewww!

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 12:49 PM (+zvvI)

19 I don't even like him.

Now, if it had been Hugh (sigh) Jackman or somethin'....

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 12:52 PM (W7JEQ)

20 Where was allah? I thought he would enjoy hearing Mr. Gutfeld?

Ace, you and Karol both sounded rather relaxed. I hope that was due to experience, rather than being chemically induced.

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 01:03 PM (+zvvI)

21 Speaking of Allah, did he make a guest appearance on KisP today??
Madonna of the Vultures

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 01:24 PM (xuO8w)

22 Speaking of Allah, did he make a guest appearance on KisP today??

I dunno. Is he the one with the lovely breasts and come fuck me look?

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 02:47 PM (Ehvu2)

23 Ace, you and Karol both sounded rather relaxed. I hope that was due to experience, rather than being chemically induced.

Thanks. I've progressively had to, uhh, medicate less and less for the show. I'm no longer taking extra klonopin for it. I don't need to drink beer to get through it anymore.

I did drink beer, today, but that's just because I felt like being goofy.

After a while of doing it you take the attitude of "What's the worst that can happen?" And the worst that can happen is that we deliver a bad show, which we don't like doing, but we've done it before and so it's not an unknown fear lurking out there.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 08:12 PM (W7JEQ)

24 If I may be so bold as to inquire, have you ever tried sex before the show? It will both relax you and make you goofy (if done right, i.e., with a girl).

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 11:41 PM (Ehvu2)

25 Is there a transcript?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at August 31, 2005 12:35 PM (uuNVx)

26 No transcript, but it's replayed quite a bit.

Posted by: at August 31, 2005 04:58 PM (Ehvu2)

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