November 30, 2010

Hmmm: NASA Sets Press Conference To Announce Something Or Other Having To Do With Search For Extraterrestrial Life
— Ace

This Thursday, at 1 pm CST, which is of course 2 pm for the East Coast.

NASA has scheduled a press conference in Washington Thursday to discuss an astrobiology finding that will affect the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

WikiLeaks is reporting that Hillary Clinton already described the newly-discovered space protein in unflattering terms and also directed NASA employees to look into its pornography rental history.

Hey-Space-Protein-You-Party.jpg

Thanks to Circa.

NASA Now In The Viral Marketing Business? Sharkman posted this trailer for a Marines vs. Alien Invader movie due out in March.

Pretty good effects.



Posted by: Ace at 07:43 AM | Comments (156)
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1 NASA found Obama's birth certificate?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 07:44 AM (7BU4a)

2 NASA will confirm that they have found Ewoks living on a forest moon in a galaxy far, far away.

Posted by: EC at November 30, 2010 07:45 AM (f4TZ2)

3 Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.  We tax the Martians!

Posted by: Pelosi: she scares me more than she scares the Chinese at November 30, 2010 07:45 AM (xxgag)

4 So, apparently, this is going to be a true story:  Battle of LA

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2010 07:46 AM (sqNU7)

5 NASA: We are still relevent. We found something. Please do not throw us upon the altar of deficit reduction.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2010 07:47 AM (R2fpr)

6 Wonder is this has to do with Mars. 

More than likely they will have some mathematics douche tell us that he is 99.9999 percent certain of ET life because of a new math that he has invented (which curiously no one else can understand) during a pub crawl event.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 30, 2010 07:48 AM (nB/2f)

7 Now where is that list I made: " The ten things i want to do when the world ends"

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 30, 2010 07:48 AM (0GFWk)

8 NASA is going to claim it found intelligent life in Muslim countries.  Don't believe them.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 07:49 AM (QgmBR)

9 If this has anything to do with Muslims, I'm really really gonna be pissed off

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 30, 2010 07:49 AM (0GFWk)

10 Meh.  Until I can eat its char-grilled carcass or engage it in a nice game of chess, I don't care.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 07:50 AM (8y9MW)

11 I thought NASA's mission was Muslim acceptance and global warming.  I'm confused.

Posted by: dogfish at November 30, 2010 07:50 AM (IqdLq)

12 Breaking:  NASA is set to unveil new findings that confirm Muslims' self esteem!!!

Posted by: EC at November 30, 2010 07:50 AM (f4TZ2)

13


1 NASA found Obama's birth certificate?

Don't be ridiculous.  It's going to announce that Muslims gave rise to life on Europa.


Posted by: s'moron at November 30, 2010 07:50 AM (UaxA0)

14 Yeah this they'll be able to keep secret till Thursday, but war plans and classified State department cables not so much?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 30, 2010 07:50 AM (0GFWk)

15 There are mosques on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Richard C. Hoagland at November 30, 2010 07:51 AM (0IR+C)

16 Remember they did find some evidence of life on Mars - the scientific consensus was that is was a chemical reaction however.

So it could be they've further refined the previous studies and have stronger evidence then previously thought.

Contrary to the State Media, "scientific consensus" is regularly overturned as a central part of the scientific method..

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 07:51 AM (7BU4a)

17 @8/9  Or it could be their one honest moment for the year:  "Yes, nuking them from orbit really WOULD be the only way to be sure..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 07:51 AM (8y9MW)

18 Mohammed was an alien?

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 07:51 AM (QgmBR)

19 The MFM has been telling us the Presidency is too much for one man, so NASA will find an alien to do it. They'll probably pick General Zod.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 07:51 AM (AZGON)

20 Perhaps they found the last Imam?

Posted by: Mahmoud Adinnerjacket at November 30, 2010 07:52 AM (7BU4a)

21 WikiLeaks is reporting that Hillary Clinton already described the newly-discovered space protein Space halal?

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 07:52 AM (AZGON)

22 Alternate theory: TSA found a new life form during one of their grope sessions. When one considers that the CDC magically went out of the public health business when asked about gum snapping mall guard rejects using the same gloves on dozens of peoples' nether regions, maybe NASA is our only hope.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2010 07:52 AM (R2fpr)

23 Per the NecromiKoran, we must kill the alien infidels!

Posted by: NASA PR Fluffer at November 30, 2010 07:53 AM (GwPRU)

24 That Coast To Coast guy is gonna pass out from excitement when he hears about this.

Posted by: Annabelle at November 30, 2010 07:53 AM (Zeljq)

25 I agree with Johnny Hart that the most conclusive proof for the existence of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 30, 2010 07:53 AM (02uN6)

26 with the budget cuts, maybe it's a going out of business sale?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 30, 2010 07:53 AM (0GFWk)

27 Didn't Wicket already leave some space protein on Marco Rubio's garbage?

Posted by: Mahmoud Adinnerjacket at November 30, 2010 07:54 AM (7BU4a)

28 Outreach = Success!

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at November 30, 2010 07:54 AM (fOo+M)

29 My fellow Terrans, Karellen has assured me that the Affordable Health Care Act will reduce premiums by 450%. Also, stop eating meat.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 30, 2010 07:55 AM (0IR+C)

30 Obama to announce federal bailout for new space protein.

Posted by: nickless© at November 30, 2010 07:55 AM (MMC8r)

31 Due to an OK judge ruling to allow Sharia Law, I request to be tried by Klingon Law.  Trial by combat.  Bathlit's at ten paces.  Where is that meter maid who gave me a parking ticket?

Posted by: Paladin at November 30, 2010 07:55 AM (hxLER)

32 Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 30, 2010 12:54 PM (Wnhy1)

At least Zod was both open about his intentions and largely effective.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (8y9MW)

33
24 That Coast To Coast guy is gonna pass out from excitement when he hears about this.

The same one who claimed the Gulf of Mexico was going to explode and vaporize the atmosphere?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (H+LJc)

34 If NASA has found the Ferengi, Hillary Clinton will denounce them to wikileaks as "them dirty space Joooos."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (AZGON)

35 WikiLeaks is reporting that Hillary Clinton already described the newly-discovered space protein in unflattering terms

Hillary has only a passing acquaintance with "protein," as Bubba could undoubtedly attest.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (QgmBR)

36 5 NASA: We are still relevent. We found something.

That was my reaction! 

It's not as embarrassing as the "saving the world from killer asteroids" scenario they were peddling a couple of years ago, though. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (IDL9N)

37 MMMM....Space Protein...arahahggalll...

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 30, 2010 07:56 AM (JcRgg)

38 Leaked to me by the guy who loads the TelePrompTer:

"NASA scientists have discovered a space-based, protein-rich life form on its way to Earth.  The INS has determined that if the alien lands in or near the US, the "wet-tentacle-dry-tentacle" doctrine will apply, and it will be granted permanent resident status within the US."

"By the way, our long-range telemetry has determined it reproduces by cell division rather that be terrestrial sexual means.  It is probably gay."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 30, 2010 07:57 AM (Jdtsu)

39 NASA will announce that upon further review of a request demand from CAIR, all of the Apollo astronauts are officially muslims.

The moon landings were filmed in a mosque in Dearborn.

Aliens knocked down the Twin Towers.

And pork causes the Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: sifty at November 30, 2010 07:57 AM (bdqou)

40 Attention all planets of the Solar Federation ...

Posted by: NASA Press Conference Opening Line at November 30, 2010 07:57 AM (Brjev)

41 Where is that meter maid who gave me a parking ticket?
Posted by: Paladin at November 30, 2010 12:55 PM

Hard to say, Paladin.  Paladin, where did you roam.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 07:57 AM (QgmBR)

42

Didn't Wicket already leave some space protein on Marco Rubio's garbage?

LOL. The pic wouldn't load for me at first and I was going to joke that it was Wicket saying "I got your space protein right here." Truth, stranger, fiction.

Either that or "Who needs a salad when you have space proteins?"

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2010 07:58 AM (XdlcF)

43 "By the way, our long-range telemetry has determined it reproduces by cell division rather that be terrestrial sexual means. It is probably gay. And fabulous."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 07:58 AM (AZGON)

44 @37 - Not quite, but it's close.

Of course, I'm still on the "Put a Military Base on the Moon" side of things.  With big rocks (thank you, Robert Heinlein)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 07:58 AM (8y9MW)

45 Michelle's rear end has measurable gravity and effects global tides. Film at 11.

Posted by: wrg at November 30, 2010 07:59 AM (mB2ub)

46 "By the way, our long-range telemetry has determined it reproduces by cell division rather that be terrestrial sexual means. It is probably gay. And fabulous."

Posted by: George Orwell

 

Of course it is. It arrived in style, to great fanfare.

 

Do we have to start banning ourselves now?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 30, 2010 08:00 AM (R2fpr)

47 Something's going to happen ..... something wonderful . or ... My God , it's full of spooge .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2010 08:01 AM (XDeui)

48 They found Spice on Triton!?

Posted by: Baron Harkonnen at November 30, 2010 08:01 AM (fOo+M)

49 And, in other news, NASA still irrelevant.

Posted by: nickless© at November 30, 2010 08:02 AM (MMC8r)

50 This has NOTHING to do with any interesting activities on Saturn's moon Titan and DEFINITELY nothing to do with augmented TSA searches concentrating on the neck and spinal areas!

Posted by: Somebody NOT wearing a slug puppet master on his neck typing this, no sireebob! at November 30, 2010 08:02 AM (ERJIu)

51 maybe someone found proof or life in Washington DC?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 30, 2010 08:02 AM (0GFWk)

52 @46.  Let's hope there is no film.

Posted by: dogfish at November 30, 2010 08:02 AM (IqdLq)

53 52 maybe someone found proof or life in Washington DC?

Nah, no intelligent life there.

Posted by: wrg at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (mB2ub)

54 TSA found Uranus.

Posted by: angler at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (SwjAj)

55 @46: The term you were looking for is "gravitational singularity with an event horizon."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (Jdtsu)

56 Nothing beats space creatine.

Posted by: Mark McGwire at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (0IR+C)

57 Bridget Moynahan: good casting choice.
Michelle Rodriguez: bad casting choice.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (Brjev)

Posted by: Your Masters, GWAR at November 30, 2010 08:03 AM (fOo+M)

59 "Look, it's the Milky Way!"

"Um, that's not milk."

Posted by: angler at November 30, 2010 08:05 AM (SwjAj)

60 Our infallible Muslim astrophysicists have traced the ancient path and discovered that Ichimaru has been hiding in Tel Aviv!

Posted by: CAIR Cares at November 30, 2010 08:05 AM (iSP11)

61 In Soviet Space, organic vegetable eat you!

Posted by: Space FLOTUS at November 30, 2010 08:05 AM (bdqou)

62 Battle Los Angeles.

Posted by: EC at November 30, 2010 08:06 AM (f4TZ2)

63 We'd like to acknowledge the contributions of Islam to the search for terrestrial death...

Posted by: NASA at November 30, 2010 08:06 AM (FcR7P)

64 How does this help my muslim faith?

Posted by: TheOne at November 30, 2010 08:06 AM (XwYSP)

65 We received a coded message from the vicinity of the Horsehead Nebula two months ago, and have now finally deciphered it.

It said "Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine".

Posted by: NASA Top Men at November 30, 2010 08:09 AM (Brjev)

66

You said we'd be treated as Liberators.

Posted by: Kang at November 30, 2010 08:09 AM (fOo+M)

67 Please do not put Hillary and protein in the same sentence.

Posted by: Morons Against Losing Lunches at November 30, 2010 08:09 AM (BvBKY)

68 Great. The Hill just reported that Eric Cantor wants to include bits of the Hellcare law in the Republican proposal, including keeping 26 year olds on daddy's plan.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 08:09 AM (AZGON)

69 Maybe they're making the case that Pluto really should be a planet again.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 08:10 AM (8y9MW)

70 "They're made of meat"

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 08:10 AM (AZGON)

71 NASA has found out that contrary to policy, we actually are in fact hosting an intergallactic kegger down here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 30, 2010 08:11 AM (fLHQe)

72 NASA: "After completing our extensive Muslim outreach program, we have decided to use our extensive satellite system to block from broadcast all re-runs of the Muppet Show that include the sketch 'Pigs In Space'."

Posted by: angler at November 30, 2010 08:11 AM (SwjAj)

73 Why do I get the feeling that this announcement is going to vindicate all those slightly goofy guys who have been claiming that they were abducted by Aliens ala that scene from Independence Day!

Posted by: southdakotaboy at November 30, 2010 08:11 AM (TC4J/)

74 Nothing here to see people, move on. And yes, you do taste delicious.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at November 30, 2010 08:11 AM (Y81Xa)

75 They've discovered rings around uranus. 70+ comments and nobody's come up with that one yet? Sheesh!

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 30, 2010 08:11 AM (02uN6)

76

 newly-discovered space protein in unflattering terms ....

 well whatever it is let's hope  it doesn't resemble a Dem politician , or we're truly finished.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2010 08:12 AM (h+qn8)

77 @69 - They'd better drop that toot-sweet.  There is NOTHING good in that bill, I don't care how "popular" it is.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 30, 2010 08:12 AM (8y9MW)

78 Abortions for some, mini American Flags for others!

Posted by: Kang at November 30, 2010 08:12 AM (fOo+M)

79

Hey maybe it will expel gases, so Dems will outlaw it.

heck it better not be coming for our salt!

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2010 08:13 AM (h+qn8)

80 I hope it's not some shiny dude on a surfboard.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 30, 2010 08:15 AM (Brjev)

81 In Soviet Space, organic vegetable eat you!

I can believe that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 30, 2010 08:15 AM (4ucxv)

82 NASA:  Ahh, err... nevemind, GS-94 Jackson here thought the teaser for "V" was a news report.  Nothing to see here, move along, please.  We will now continue with our global warming analysis.

Posted by: NASA Spokesman Mahmood Hussein Mohammad at November 30, 2010 08:16 AM (iSP11)

83 Ugh. The food fascism bill passed the Senate.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 08:16 AM (AZGON)

84 Great. The Hill just reported that Eric Cantor wants to include bits of the Hellcare law in the Republican proposal, including keeping 26 year olds on daddy's plan.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 01:09 PM

We need a new thread, but I'm gonna get started now.

Cantor is a false god, but this was foretold in his interview with Laura Ingraham. I'm hoping this comes to nothing.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 08:16 AM (xBDKr)

85

Don't be ridiculous.  It's going to announce that Muslims gave rise to life on Uranus

 

FIFY

 

#76, How's that?

Posted by: Jess at November 30, 2010 08:18 AM (JxrwH)

86 Lead sentence in the report from The Hill today House Majority Leader-designate Eric Cantor (R-Va.) said Monday that Republicans will not be seeking to completely scrap the healthcare reform law.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 08:18 AM (AZGON)

87 Maybe the big discovery is that they finally found someone fool hardy enough to sign up for that spend-your-life-terraforming-Mars plan being bandied about.  There's something I'd never expect to be encountered.

Posted by: Reactionary at November 30, 2010 08:18 AM (xUM1Q)

88 What does this have to do with outreach to the Muslim community?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2010 08:18 AM (1Jaio)

89 Good news, we discovered intelligent life out there.
Bad news , They will be here next Thursday, and are here to collect the back rent for the Planet.  Please no out of galaxy checks.

Posted by: Paladin at November 30, 2010 08:18 AM (hxLER)

90 anybody gotta link to a live feed?

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 30, 2010 08:19 AM (OVpbA)

91 Provisions that Republicans will seek to retain include the barring of insurance companies from refusing coverage to patients with a pre-existing condition and allowing young people to stay on their parents' insurance plans until age 26. Speaking to more than 100 students at a town hall event at American University in Washington. D.C., Cantor responded to a question from a young woman who suffered from a chronic health condition by telling her, "We want to keep the pre-existing condition clause." Cantor also told the woman that under the GOP plan, she should be able stay either "on a parent's health insurance" or be offered "another, equally affordable solution.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2010 08:19 AM (AZGON)

92 "Yes, we've found extraterrestrial life, and we're gonna send it $8 quadrillion in bailout and stimulus money, as soon as the join the SEIU. Thank you. There'll be no questions, unless the answers are already programmed into the teleprompter."

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2010 08:20 AM (UJWNs)

93 They found oxygen on one of the moons of Jupiter (or Saturn)

Posted by: Bitchen Meg at November 30, 2010 08:20 AM (tE8FB)

Posted by: MOMMA at November 30, 2010 08:21 AM (penCf)

95

George Orwell, There is nothign sacred in America anymore.

we might as well turn onto our approved  to be new and improved TV-Computers mandated informericials for the greater good of the children.

ignore thoe things that cause us worry and angst.

 

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2010 08:21 AM (h+qn8)

96

Here's the poop: They're made out of shit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 30, 2010 08:21 AM (OVpbA)

97 Ahh, err... nevemind, GS-94 Jackson here thought the teaser for "V" was a news report.

If Morena Baccarin wants us to submit, I ain't saying "no".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2010 08:21 AM (imD7p)

98

Regarding intelligent life in the universe, I'm in Hawking's camp.  If we ever find that aliens exist, priority number 1 should be figuring out the best way to kill them off.  Priority #2 will be to grab their technology.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at November 30, 2010 08:22 AM (xUM1Q)

99 #76, How's that? Posted by: Jess at November 30, 2010 01:18 PM (JxrwH) Well played! *golfclap*

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 30, 2010 08:22 AM (02uN6)

100

Hillary Clinton already described the newly-discovered space protein in unflattering terms and also directed NASA employees to look into its pornography rental history.

That's because that "space protein" is Bill Clinton's jizz that was found in some astronaut's space suit.

 

Posted by: swamp yankee at November 30, 2010 08:22 AM (3DIBw)

101 Don't be ridiculous. It's going to announce that Muslims gave rise to life on Uranus--------Shouldn't that read, "...Muslims gave Anal Gonorrhea to Uranus."?

Posted by: Kang at November 30, 2010 08:24 AM (fOo+M)

102 File under "Well, duh."

A hot mike caught an unidentified male and female senator talking:  ""Because -- because, it's all rigged. I mean, the whole conversation is rigged. The fact that we don't get to discussion before the break about what we're going to do in the lame duck is just rigged. This stuff's rigged," the Senator said."

Link to audio on Drudge.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 30, 2010 08:24 AM (xxgag)

103 "Uh, remember when people said the moon was made of green cheese? And we all thought that that was whack? Well, uh, you're gonna laugh, but it turns out..."

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2010 08:25 AM (UJWNs)

104 Good news, we discovered intelligent life out there.
Bad news , They will be here next Thursday, and are here to collect the back rent for the Planet.  Please no out of galaxy checks.

This is our moment!

Posted by: The Rent is Too Damn High Party at November 30, 2010 08:25 AM (TpXEI)

105

Don't be ridiculous.  It's going to announce that Muslims gave rise to life on Uranus

 FIFY

 #76, How's that?

Posted by: Jess at November 30, 2010 01:18 PM (JxrwH)

Funny, Uranus gives rise to my life.

Posted by: Bawney Frank, D-Uranus at November 30, 2010 08:26 AM (fLHQe)

106 srsly I've become so sick of the  Kings and Queens  leaders, they have stolen our livlihoods, taken our joy, ignored our rights for frkn ever , sneered at our concerns.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2010 08:27 AM (h+qn8)

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 30, 2010 08:27 AM (OVpbA)

108 Extraterrestrial life?  Is the Mothership that Louis Farrakhan's followers sometimes yabber on about on its way?

Those of you who listen to Rush, do you remember when Rush let one of those NoI members call into the show a few times?  That woman was a nutball, talking about how some Mothership was going to destroy Englind...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 30, 2010 08:27 AM (9hSKh)

109

If we can't have sex with it, I can guarantee most people won't be interested.

Posted by: Truman North at November 30, 2010 08:28 AM (G5JPI)

110 NASA propaganda, formerly a science group. Once the libturds took over it became propanada central.

Posted by: tarpon at November 30, 2010 08:29 AM (g0QB8)

111

Oxygen on Rhea (one of Saturn's moons) was last week's astronomy news.  Big surprise there, oxygen gets dissociated from water in a stellar body that lacks a magnetic field.  A moon, composed almost entirely of dihydrogen monoxide ends up showing signs of oxygen.  Whoda thunk!  I bet you can fid some oxygen signatures coming off of Enceladus too. 

This has to be significantly different from that big nothing of a finding. 

 

Posted by: s'moron at November 30, 2010 08:30 AM (UaxA0)

112

Two years of these distractions and deflections, great.

Look for a major BCS crisis in the coming months that will, of course, require immediate Congressional review. And Obama's smug mug all over ESPN.

The people's business!!!

Posted by: swamp yankee at November 30, 2010 08:30 AM (3DIBw)

113 108 srsly I've become so sick of the Kings and Queens leaders, they have stolen our livlihoods, taken our joy, ignored our rights for frkn ever , sneered at our concerns. Posted by: willow at November 30, 2010 01:27 PM (h+qn Well, therews no weason to get awl snippy abowt it!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 30, 2010 08:30 AM (02uN6)

114

 They will be here next Thursday, and are here to collect the back rent for the Planet. 

No problem. Barry gonna be payin' mah rent.

 

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at November 30, 2010 08:31 AM (UJWNs)

115

So, Bawney, are there Rings around Uranus?

 

(Hey - it's a NASA thread. With Morons. Whaddayaexpect?)

Posted by: Jess at November 30, 2010 08:31 AM (JxrwH)

116 On further review, the particles retrieved by the SJ-1 research satellite were determined to be a by-product of the implosion of the Boise State collective ego.  Nevada threw the ball a long long way and very high.

Posted by: Harry Reid, BCS Official's Union at November 30, 2010 08:31 AM (iSP11)

117 NASA has determined that man-made climate change is killing the solar system.

From now on, every city in the USA will undergo mandatory black-outs from the hours of 7am-10pm.

Washington DC and Hollywood Hills are excepted.

Posted by: Warden at November 30, 2010 08:32 AM (V6HDd)

118 NASA has discovered aliens in California. Creatures are known as Undocumenti. Not much is known about them but their food is great, and the drugs they brought kick ass. Strangely, they brought spray paint with them. Lots of spray paint...

Posted by: cali grump at November 30, 2010 08:34 AM (hL0k8)

119

Maybe we can convince the liberals  to do the Heaven's Gate dipsy-doodle.

Hey, it worked once...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2010 08:34 AM (UJWNs)

120 So, Bawney, are there Rings around Uranus? (Hey - it's a NASA thread. With Morons. Whaddayaexpect?) Posted by: Jess at November 30, 2010 01:31 PM (JxrwH) No wings, but wots of Kwingons...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 30, 2010 08:35 AM (02uN6)

121 NASA has determined that man-made global warming is threatening to increase the temperature on your anus.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 30, 2010 08:37 AM (OVpbA)

Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2010 08:40 AM (mEyVv)

123 Oh fizzlecuck!!
You Earthmites have finally discovered our civilization buried deep inside Mars?
I knew we should have refraggilized your entire planet as soon as that Galileo asshole started spying on us.
Word to the wise, Earthies, don't come up here thinking you're gonna turn our planet into the same mess of energy sucking plant and animal life that you've turned your own into. We got rid of all our trees, water and environmentalists (not necessarily in that order) 9 million flurks ago, and we're not going back!

Posted by: John Q. Martian at November 30, 2010 08:42 AM (Z6Mgb)

124 NASA has discovered aliens in California. Creatures are known as Undocumenti. Not much is known about them but their food is great, and the drugs they brought kick ass.

Strangely, they brought spray paint with them. Lots of spray paint...

Posted by: cali grump at November 30, 2010 01:34 PM (hL0k

I'm reminded of Carl Sagan, "billions and billions."

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 30, 2010 08:43 AM (xxgag)

125 It could also be that they finally found Nibiru/Planet X

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 30, 2010 08:44 AM (nB/2f)

126 Link to audio on Drudge.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 30, 2010 01:24 PM

It was Michael Bennet, D-CO, just re-elected in 2010. Nice work, Coloradans.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 08:46 AM (xBDKr)

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2010 08:47 AM (BvBKY)

128 113 I bet you can fid some oxygen signatures coming off of Enceladus too.
_____________

Mmmm. Enchiladas. Gggxxxxx...

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 30, 2010 08:47 AM (NmR1a)

129 Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at November 30, 2010 08:48 AM (3DIBw)

130 Posted in the previous (now defunct) thread:

Drudge has an "interesting" story on John Conyers: http://bit.ly/hyApdc

Fuck NASA. We have plenty of problems at home, and no need at all to worry about interplanetary proteins (that probably don't eat pork, are responsible for supernovae destroying infidel universes and pray toward Mecca five times daily) or whether there's water on Planet Glinko X-3.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2010 08:50 AM (Ulu3i)

131

Not The Onion, CNN:

Obama may delay Hawaiian vacation over tax fight.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2010 01:47 PM

Oh, another Christmas fight. Wonder how the sausage will turn out this time (not)?

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 08:52 AM (xBDKr)

132 Fire melts steel!

Posted by: RosieO at November 30, 2010 08:52 AM (+sBB4)

133 It was Michael Bennet, D-CO, just re-elected in 2010. Nice work, Coloradans.

We're so proud.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 30, 2010 08:52 AM (xxgag)

134 Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 30, 2010 01:44 PM (nB/2f)

Not to worry, we have Chuck Norris on our side.

Posted by: M Huck at November 30, 2010 08:55 AM (iSP11)

135

Mars needs women. Bring this one you call 'palin steele' to us.

Have you met my sister, Kodos?

Posted by: Kang at November 30, 2010 08:55 AM (fOo+M)

136 NASA: "A big asteroid is heading to Earth. Only a OneWorld government has the capability to defeat this. Your leader will reveal himself tomorrow at 9 EST"

Posted by: Spooky Dude at November 30, 2010 08:55 AM (+sBB4)

137 This Thursday, at 1 pm CST, which is of course 2 pm for the East Coast.

Passive aggressive east coast hegemony noted! Thank god it was CST and not GMT.

Posted by: 13times at November 30, 2010 08:55 AM (h6XiD)

138 I don't know. "The Splooge from Space" just doesn't trip off the tongue. So to speak."

Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft's publisher, reacting to the news. at November 30, 2010 08:59 AM (RD7QR)

139

Who hasn't?

She does hold a good hand.

Posted by: Kang at November 30, 2010 09:00 AM (fOo+M)

140
If we can't have sex with it, I can guarantee most people won't be interested.



Arcturian, baby!!!

Posted by: Pvt Frost at November 30, 2010 09:03 AM (DZVrI)

141  BattleLA; and they show a CNN report?  What a great throw-away scene it would have been to have a hipster mocking a FoxNews report as the aliens do a destructive fly by.

Posted by: spice at November 30, 2010 09:15 AM (76F4L)

142 And We Demand the Return of Dale to our Imperial embrace...

Posted by: Ming, the Merciless at November 30, 2010 09:18 AM (AdK6a)

143 Seems to be that second Jupiter they found beyond the oort cloud, but it's no where near the ecliptic plane

Posted by: justin cord at November 30, 2010 09:22 AM (V3JdB)

144
Nothing wrong with LA that can't be cured by turning it into a free-fire zone for the Marines.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 30, 2010 09:29 AM (1hM1d)

145 Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

Who says I have no legacy? Hell I invented a science out of nothing at all!

Posted by: Carl Sagan at November 30, 2010 09:36 AM (Q1lie)

146 The filmed part of that movie in my workshop parking lot in Baton Rouge   Trucked in dozens of 40' palm trees and stood them up to look like Lincoln Blvd in LA.  Can't wait to see the movie.

Posted by: BJ at November 30, 2010 09:37 AM (K25Ot)

147 Arcturian, baby!!!

Posted by: Pvt Frost

Yours was male.

Posted by: Zharkov at November 30, 2010 10:13 AM (GRoWk)

148 Zarkov = loser

Posted by: ZARDOZ at November 30, 2010 11:20 AM (JxrwH)

149 The Hillary Space Alien Baby story was true?  Maybe they will do a fly-by with the UFOs from Area 51.




Posted by: MarkD at November 30, 2010 12:05 PM (0Jy1K)

150

They're going to announce that on Seti Alpha 4 the price of arugula has tripled due to global warming-induced droughts caused by our increasing CO2 emissions.  We're warming the universe and will be dealt with accordingly.

Klaatu Barata Nikto

Posted by: Marmo at November 30, 2010 12:21 PM (InrkQ)

151 Man, I hope that movie isn't exactly the same as every other alien invasion movie made in the last 30 years, but it will be.

(sigh)

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at November 30, 2010 12:26 PM (bxiXv)

152
The announcement:

"Zontar prevails!"

Posted by: Golem14 at November 30, 2010 12:41 PM (2X8VA)

153 If you go to the NASA press release and look up the people who are going to be at this big announcement, all of them are experts on weird biochemistry -- arsenic-based life, synthetic genes, extremophile life, etc. That suggests that probably one of them has found some new weird strain of bacteria or something which lives in a really hostile environment on Earth.

Not the aliens you're looking for, move along.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 30, 2010 02:28 PM (dSMZ/)

154 Fucking Michelle Rodriguez again? I guess if we can pretend there are aliens we can pretend there are women in infantry platoons. I'd rather have that chick from Aliens, at least she had a decent rack.

Posted by: carl hungus at November 30, 2010 11:15 PM (ONJpP)

155 The face on mars is telling us that OBAMA was a big time mistake

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 01, 2010 07:01 AM (vA9ld)

156 Life in outer space is the new climate change global warming hooha.  Just another effort to get more money out of us and take away our freedom.  These people have proved my theory.  The global warming crowd thinks we are gullible and stupid and sadly, they are probably right.

Posted by: BarbaraS at December 01, 2010 03:08 PM (1bIUB)

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