January 31, 2005
— Ace Drudge siren: "Hillary in Faint Scare"
"She fainted after not feeling well, got medical attention and is proceeding with her planned schedule," according to a statement released by her office in Washington.Looks like she was finally overcome by the overwhelming sense of joy she's been experiencing as a result of the successful election in Iraq.
Update: Fox News just did a phone interview with some big-wig doctor, who assisted them in their wild speculation about the possible cause of Hillary's apparent case of 'the vapors'. Said big-wig doctor was kind enough to speculate that she "May have had diarrhea, which can lead to dehydration."
Don't they have a delay? Where is the FCC?
Posted by John from WuzzaDem
-- Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2005 10:12 AM (mrpxK)
If that is what she had, I sympathize. Its awful.
Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2005 10:20 AM (C/v+x)
Posted by: WallFly at January 31, 2005 10:57 AM (fDsaO)
Posted by: WallFly at January 31, 2005 11:03 AM (fDsaO)
What's with the sarcasm, man? I mean the woman may or may not have had diarrhea, which may or may not have caused her to become dehydrated, and that may or may not have been the cause of her allegedly fainting. Or maybe not, I don't know.
But is that anything to joke about?
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at January 31, 2005 11:09 AM (Pt3Le)
If you press me for a political reason, I want my opponents healthy for when I crush them, drive them before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Or, in Hillary's case. . . uh. . . okay, I'm shutting up now.
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 31, 2005 11:16 AM (mrpxK)
If 'crushing' your political enemies involves squeezing or exerting pressure of any kind around the abdominal region, I'd wait till Hill gets over that stomach flu.
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at January 31, 2005 11:42 AM (Pt3Le)
Posted by: Dan-O at January 31, 2005 11:50 AM (yMnY4)
In Hillary's case, I still think you would be hearing the lamentations of her women.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Posted by: senator philabuster at January 31, 2005 11:57 AM (UHfuz)
Posted by: ds at January 31, 2005 11:58 AM (7evkT)
Posted by: Hillary's colon at January 31, 2005 12:51 PM (DiZv6)
She could have gone on T-shirts next to Che.
Posted by: Disappointed at January 31, 2005 02:02 PM (qBHie)
Posted by Hillary's colon at January 31, 2005 05:51 PM
Alright, SOMEBODY has to take credit for that.
Alas, Sobek's on the case!
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 02:26 PM (yHxMk)
Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 02:31 PM (yHxMk)
Posted by: Enas Yorl at January 31, 2005 04:49 PM (QXFpq)
The vapors! Heh. She had gas! The methane depletes oxygen locally. That's why women with the vapors are always seen madly fanning their faces. They need fresh air.
Combined with the resulting panic attack of embarrassment--cause, well, they stinky--a woman can easily pass out. This is all science, folks. Like barbituates and alcohol, the effect is multiplicative.
Since men think farts are funny, of course, they're never struck by this deadly synergistic combination.
Science Dictionary: "the vapors".
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 31, 2005 05:05 PM (FoVMG)
(never thought I'd ever say something like that in my lifetime, but true nonetheless)
Posted by: George Gaskell at February 01, 2005 09:11 AM (DiZv6)
Posted by: 72WIVES at February 01, 2005 09:12 AM (dhRpo)
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