March 30, 2018

Hillary Clinton on People In Her Own Party Telling Her to Exit the Stage and Shut Up: I Had Someone Research That. They Never Said That About a Man.
— Open Blogger

Sister, are you capable of singing any other song?

My God, do you have a penis-envy sexual chip on your shoulder, lady. You are one the most overpromoted, privileged failures in history, but you're so full of entitlement you think you did this all on your own and deserve more -- when in fact you've always been a laughable dick-rider on your pretend husband.

What a disaster of a human being. The psychology here is pathological.

And yet, this is the person many of the fake news conservative Twitterati wanted as president, because she would be more "presidential."

Good call, "Experts." Tell me which other of your delusions we should believe without question.

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1 Mm hmm.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at March 30, 2018 07:52 AM (E1ETU)

2 If Hillary really believed her bullshit she would get a sex change and run again.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (o2MD2)

3 Also: First

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (E1ETU)

4 First? Wow.

Posted by: Bert G at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (uiwCw)

5 We have said that about McCain, Mittens, Luap Nor, etc.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (MS0+a)

6 It was announced 'nood', so I hope I don't get in trouble.  No other comments showing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (MIKMs)

7 That's because no MAN managed to throw away 90% odds so flippantly.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (CMbMd)

8 Other than Al Gore, they haven't *had* to say that to any other losing candidate. Even John Kerry acted with more grace and dignity than this dipsomaniacal blob of corruption and assorted vices.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (hLRSq)

9 That's what I get for reading the content...

Posted by: Bert G at March 30, 2018 07:53 AM (uiwCw)

10 That hag is completely contemptible. Whatever do her fans see in her?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 30, 2018 07:54 AM (SGpFT)

11 Keep queeking Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 30, 2018 07:55 AM (PMIYQ)

12 Hillary, at this point , what difference does it make?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 07:55 AM (ODr92)

13 They Never Said That About a Man. ______________________________________ Really?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 30, 2018 07:55 AM (E5ZoU)

14 How many times have us conservatives told Romney, Mario Rubio, and Mccain to go away?

Posted by: Draki at March 30, 2018 07:55 AM (Y0byY)

15 Hillary needs that experimental sonic penis treatment. With a 9 iron, mostly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (VM6ev)

16 "And yet, this is the person many of the fake news conservative Twitterati wanted as president, because she would be more "presidential."" By that they mean she would keep the predictable gravy train rolling. Trump is the Disrupter of Worlds, The Cashiering of Sinecures, the Overturning of the Iron Rice Bowls. They are - to get into the spirit of the day - all Pharisees cashing in on the Roman Occupation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (hLRSq)

17 bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan piss piss piss is that the correct translation?

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (0+nbW)

18 I don't want Hillary to shut up. I want her sing and sing like the Sound of Music only with Hillary singing not that hot chick nun.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (2LelM)

19 They Never Said That About a Man. ______________________________________ Really? Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 30, 2018 12:55 PM (E5ZoU) Go Away and take that sock off!!&!

Posted by: Draki at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (Y0byY)

20 Laughable dick-rider on your pretend husband. That's good shit right there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (89T5c)

21
Hillary's researchers should come here.  We tell all sorts of politicians to shut up and go away all the time.  Namely, Ryan and McCain.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (r+sAi)

22 Contemptuous ace is the best ace. And I want Hillary to keep talking, a bunch, constantly. I think she absolutely deserves to be the Dem nominee in '20 too. Run Hillary, run! Do it for the sisterhood! (*Snerk snort*)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 30, 2018 07:56 AM (RD7QR)

23 Has she fallen down and broken anything lately?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (O5Q3r)

24 I will bring up Sarah Palin.  She was told to 'shut up' from the get-go.  After McCain's loss, even moreso.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (MIKMs)

25 In fairness, the Clinton legacy is refusing to resign, apologize in the face of a scandal. Bill did this, then Gore followed his lead by refusing the acknowledge losing to Bush in 2000. I love that she's out there whining and letting us all know what she really thinks.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

26 What do her fans see in her? What do they see in the Hogg kid, who has a face that is a fist magnet like nobody I've seen in 30 years. When I was in high school, I would have made him eat his own crap and call it tasty.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (o2MD2)

27 I Had Someone Research That. They Never Said That About a Man.



That could be because other losers did not parade around the country whining and making up endless excuses why they lost.  You actually got more voters than a lot of people expected.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

28 This is the current state of toxic femininity.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 07:57 AM (LiyEm)

29
Oh, I remembered something funny... during the campaign Dems were telling Bill Clinton to shut up, he wasn't helping.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 07:58 AM (r+sAi)

30 One nice thing about Hillary, its still entertaining to watch the YouTube videos made on election night.  All the sour faces and comments that we are all going to hell...(if it exists)

Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2018 07:58 AM (1sYQg)

31 "Whatever do her fans see in her? " during the campaign remember all those man on the street videos where they asked libs to name a single accomplishment she had? I never saw a response better than 'she participated'.

Posted by: DanMan at March 30, 2018 07:58 AM (XTiHL)

32 Their husbands are making them tell you to shut up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 07:58 AM (ODr92)

33 I hope she runs again in '20, I don't see any Dem that could stop her from getting the nomination.

Posted by: Hawkpilot [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at March 30, 2018 07:58 AM (fqHZs)

34 More hillary please.  But get in line behind Snooki.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (Dp6qK)

35 I think Trump should invite her to lunch for a conversation about reuniting America somewhere where there is a shit ton of steps.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (2LelM)

36 26 What do her fans see in her? ________________________________________ An angry, shrill bitch who fails to acknowledge her own incomptence due to the fact that she can always blame "someone else." And her followers are exactly what she is.

Posted by: The Schlong at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (E5ZoU)

37 23 Has she fallen down and broken anything lately?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (O5Q3r)


She's wearing a bandage on her wrist and trying to hide it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

38 26 What do her fans see in her? What do they see in the Hogg kid, who has a face that is a fist magnet like nobody I've seen in 30 years. When I was in high school, I would have made him eat his own crap and call it tasty. Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (o2MD2) HoggenHitler is frightening, in that "Satan's here, in the flesh, walking the earth right now." sort of way.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (CMbMd)

39 Oh please run again Hillbitch. Please. Please. Please.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (0OmEj)

40 I want more Hillory.  More of her, more of that whiny little boi from Florida, more million man marches, more male cheerleaders... all of it.

The left will always fail, for a variety of reasons, but one significant reason is their inability to see what cluserf*cks of miserable failures they really are.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (9chmE)

41

 

People are still telling Al Gore to shut up

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (lKyWE)

42 And for some reason, people say she is unlikeable.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (7ZVPa)

43 18 I don't want Hillary to shut up. I want her sing and sing like the Sound of Music only with Hillary singing not that hot chick nun. Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 12:56 PM (2LelM) The hiiiillllls are alive With the sound of booze burps With queefs I have queefed For a thousand yeeeeeearrrrs!!!

Posted by: Sister Hillary Infamous at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (RD7QR)

44 Admit it, Ace. Crazy Uncle Donald has grown on you just a bit. Look at all the people he's not...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (QujDx)

45 Has she fallen down and broken anything lately? Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (O5Q3r) ---- Her wrist. Fell down in India.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 07:59 AM (8XRCm)

46 https://is.gd/UuyJij

Old. But still appropriate.

'Hillary Clinton Helps Two Men Up the Stairs'

- The People's Cube

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (ROV4u)

47 It's going to be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: CNN at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (E5ZoU)

48 The one thing Hillary should have learned from Ms. Daniels is Big Tits Win. Hillary is so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (2LelM)

49 Hogg would have lasted until lunch at my school. Then the AV crew woulda kicked the shit out of him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (89T5c)

50 It's not what her fans see in her so much as what her fans saw in what she could have done for them once she achieved the power of the presidency. They've been buying the Clinton favors/influence for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (W+vEI)

51 8 Other than Al Gore, they haven't *had* to say that to any other losing candidate. Even John Kerry acted with more grace and dignity than this dipsomaniacal blob of corruption and assorted vices. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq) Exactly. You didn't see Mondale or Dukakis or even Ferraro making complete asses of themselves in this fashion after they lost.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (NWiLs)

52 I will have to admit this: she is one of the ugliest and meanest women ever to sleep her way to the top.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (7ZVPa)

53 Actually that was me.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 30, 2018 08:00 AM (ROV4u)

54 23 Has she fallen down and broken anything lately? Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (O5Q3r) I believe her arm is in some kind of soft cast right now. No big deal, I'm sure her apologists would say though. Who doesn't break bones on a seemingly monthly basis?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:01 AM (F5+ro)

55
We're never gonna shut up.

Posted by: Hillary and Canadian PM Dancing in their India Dresses at March 30, 2018 08:01 AM (r+sAi)

56 What do her fans see in her? What do they see in the Hogg kid, who has a face that is a fist magnet like nobody I've seen in 30 years. When I was in high school, I would have made him eat his own crap and call it tasty.
Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (o2MD2)

HoggenHitler is frightening, in that "Satan's here, in the flesh, walking the earth right now." sort of way.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 12:59 PM (CMbMd)



Sociopaths are said to have  superficial charm, and it's true.  But it's a charm that some people recognize for what it is, and the ones who don't... it's almost literally like a blindness. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2018 08:01 AM (9chmE)

57 Does anyone ever describe HRC as "gracious"? 

Posted by: Everyman at March 30, 2018 08:01 AM (4he9X)

58 At first I thought it was to claim any prosecution was political, maybe it's still is, but she really does seem to be pathological. Acting like a president or queen abroad. Her falling down and breaking things is kind of funny though. I hope she keeps that up.

Posted by: Oddnot is leaving this mortal coil soon at March 30, 2018 08:01 AM (5gBgn)

59 Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (wdmm9)

60 Hillary, please, PLEASE, stay on stage.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (pw+jk)

61 "And for heaven's sakes, Mitt Romney is running for the Senate," said Clinton Mitt Romney didn't spend a year and a half running around the world whining that he should have won the election, hag.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (dlwIY)

62 Has she fallen down and broken anything lately?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (O5Q3r)

----

Her wrist.

Fell down in India.

I meant since then.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (O5Q3r)

63 I don't recall a man losing an election and then spending the next two years bitching about he was cheated. Except for Al Gore, who I'm not actually sure was a man.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (O7MnT)

64 If I'm being honest, Hogg looks like a potential school shooter as much as Cruz did.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (ODr92)

65 49 Hogg would have lasted until lunch at my school. Then the AV crew woulda kicked the shit out of him. ------------------ The Drama Club would have punked before the AV Crew showed up. And then the Chess Club would come cruising in for the kill.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (2LelM)

66 56 Sociopaths are said to have superficial charm, and it's true. But it's a charm that some people recognize for what it is, and the ones who don't... it's almost literally like a blindness. Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2018 01:01 PM (9chmE) I've always instinctively bristled and been skeeved out by sociopaths.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (CMbMd)

67 >>They Never Said That About a Man. Funny, the MSM/DC swamp was very loudly telling citizen Trump to STFU a few years back, culminating in that WH Correspondents dinner hit job by Seth Whatshisname and Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:02 AM (W+vEI)

68 Hillary with a cast last Thursday
pic.twitter.com/e0C9uYil5F

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2018 08:03 AM (bT8Z4)

69 In case anyone was wondering, yes, Hillary is running again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 08:03 AM (wdmm9)

70 She will wear a full body cast for her 2020 run.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 08:03 AM (IqV8l)

71 She grows more lovely and appealing by the day.

I look forward to her 'living-in-her-filthy-bathrobe , gin-soaked, 2-pack-a-day smoker' phase.


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 30, 2018 08:03 AM (ROV4u)

72 64 If I'm being honest, Hogg looks like a potential school shooter as much as Cruz did. --------------------- He looks like the Newtown and Charleston shooters.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:03 AM (2LelM)

73 >>The Drama Club would have punked before the AV Crew showed up. And then the Chess Club would come cruising in for the kill. Pretty sure Hogg and the other Parkland activist media stare *are* the Drama club. Literally.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (W+vEI)

74 "64 If I'm being honest, Hogg looks like a potential school shooter as much as Cruz did. " You are correct in your assessment. He is the same type.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (o2MD2)

75 when in fact you've always been a laughable dick-rider on your pretend husband. FOUL!! That line made me sick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (8gDQu)

76 70 She will wear a full body cast for her 2020 run. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 01:03 PM (IqV8l) Wheeled out in a hospital bed, on a ventilator, dialyzer and perfusion machine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (NWiLs)

77 Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2018 01:01 PM (9chmE) Hogg mostly looks like he's mad it wasn't *him* mowing down students. If he doesn't want to keep being photoshopped in an SS uniform he might want to loosen his jaw and lose the sneer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (rp9xB)

78 In case anyone was wondering, yes, Hillary is running again. Posted by: Cat -- In a wheelchair, if she makes it to 2020

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (7ZVPa)

79 It would be nice if she could be more mature. "Okay, okay. I acted a bit sleazy as SoS and managed to turn off a bunch of hardcore Democrat voters. It's on me". She'll never own up to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (/qEW2)

80 I will have to admit this: she is one of the ugliest and meanest women ever to sleep her way to the top. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 01:00 PM (7ZVPa) *shudders* I'd rather have tea with Lucretia Borgia.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 08:04 AM (hLRSq)

81 This is not toxic femininity.

This is a toxic lust for power. Because she's old and decrepit just waiting to be tossed onto the cart of irrelevance.

"My Precious!"  And Hillary burns in the molten fires of Mt. Doom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (PMIYQ)

82 This post needs a better dick joke for us to riff on.
 
Play to our strengths.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (0ogQG)

83 59 Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 01:02 PM (wdmm9) [Side eye] Can I assume you forgot your sarc tag?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (RD7QR)

84 They Never Said That About a Man. She's obviously never heard us discussing McCain or Romney.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (xjiRE)

85 Oh,there is no doubt she runs in 2020 if she is alive.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (LiyEm)

86 Dick rider? I doubt it.

Posted by: Bosk at March 30, 2018 08:05 AM (fjMEv)

87 77 If he doesn't want to keep being photoshopped in an SS uniform he might want to loosen his jaw and lose the sneer. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 01:04 PM (rp9xB) Dude seriously seems like Hitler Reincarnate to me. No Photoshop needed.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (CMbMd)

88 Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court.
...


Brilliant!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (ROV4u)

89 She's obviously never heard us discussing McCain or Romney. Or Mario, or Jeb!, or...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

90 85 Oh,there is no doubt she runs in 2020 if she is alive. Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 01:05 PM (LiyEm) Even if not, they'll pull a Weekend at Hillary's.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (NWiLs)

91 No one's ever needed to say it about a man because, until Gore, no one had ever been such a pussy about losing.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (/fRjU)

92 So, my memory fails me. Did Hillary ever speak at the Pussy Hat March in Washington? Has she done anything, like take a position with a law firm? Is she involved in any project or think-tank? It looks like she's an unemployed has-been politician.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (E5ZoU)

93 74 "64 If I'm being honest, Hogg looks like a potential school shooter as much as Cruz did. " You are correct in your assessment. He is the same type. Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 01:04 PM (o2MD2) Yeah, I didn't want to be the one to say it, but he's got those crazy eyes that all of the killers have. And did you see his "interview" with that young girl where he went from normal conversation to all worked up and pissed off, cursing, and throbbing throat vein angry in like 0 seconds flat? I don't know, I'd keep an eye on that kid if I were his school district. Discretely, of course.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (F5+ro)

94 It's been said multiple times about men. Mostly Jimmah, but also Bill re:Gore (he was fresh so still toxic) and again recently about Dub. So besides being just a total myopic feminazi, she's also just wrong.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (87EdW)

95 I think once the bribery cabal that is the CGI and the truth about the emails and the presidential spying ring come out, she will be out of presidential politics.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (7ZVPa)

96 Well to be fair, she is talking about her party, the Democrats, so I think she's probably correct. I can't remember any Democrat telling Obama, BJ Clinton, Carter, etc to shut up and sit down. So, Another Hillary! First for Women!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2018 08:06 AM (E3rQ4)

97 Let Miss Havisham keep bitching and run again in 2020.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (SiINZ)

98 Hillary's campaign slogan for 2020 would be I'm Not Shutting Up. Now Vote for Me Assholes

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (ODr92)

99 I have it on unimpeachable authority that Mrs. Clinton has Tanzinian Cloves surgically implanted in the opening of her schmundie

Posted by: Martha at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (VWsDy)

100
I bet Bill is kicking himself when he looks at Melania....

"Damn, you mean I could have been Prez if I married a model instead of a conniving mean old political bitch."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (r+sAi)

101 I am grateful for PDT every day, even if we are not getting Instant Conservatopia, because HCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (Mbmmf)

102
  After her next losing campaign the book title will be "What Happened This Time?"

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (S/hVx)

103 88 Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court. ... Brilliant! Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 30, 2018 01:06 PM (ROV4u) Trump should appoint Hillary! She's a lawyer, right?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (F5+ro)

104 98 Hillary's campaign slogan for 2020 would be I'm Not Shutting Up. Now Vote for Me Assholes Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 01:07 PM (ODr92) I'll not be votin' fer yer assholes, ya hag!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:07 AM (NWiLs)

105 Oh, I remembered something funny... during the campaign Dems were telling Bill Clinton to shut up, he wasn't helping. Somebody noted that the assumption among Democrats was the Bill's political skills had rubbed off on Hillary, by osmosis. That's not how marriage works. Hillary is a person that won two Senate elections in New York that any D could have won, and then let an unqualified, inexperienced Senator from Illinois beat her, and then lost to an enormously polarizing candidate with the entire media trying to demonize him. Oh - and Bill got worried towards the end of the campaign that Hillary should be campaigning more in the Upper Midwest, because he had a bad feeling about that area. Hillary's skilled political advisers told him to pound sand.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (dlwIY)

106 Hillary Clinton: redefining "loathsome" downwards since 1992.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (l9m7l)

107

 

Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 01:02 PM (wdmm9)

 

 

How about he rams a conservative up the courts as and tells them they're going to start working with him whether they like it or not

 

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (lKyWE)

108 When oh when will the time come for Bollard-Americans?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (YqDXo)

109 Related: British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292649/

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (LiyEm)

110 Ingram committed an own goal by engaging Hogg. She just delayed his inevitable trip to the dustbin of history. In a few weeks, his office will release a breaking news press release "Parkland shooting survivor and gun activist David Hogg will be appearing in the parking lot of the former K mart in St Petersburg to discuss assault rifles and Senator Bill Nelson from 3pm until 6pm, tickets will be first come, first served, so arrive early. Refreshments will be provided for a small fee."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (wdmm9)

111 Bitch, are you f**king drunk?

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (E5ZoU)

112 >>Even if not, they'll pull a Weekend at Hillary's. There were a couple of months after the election when the MSM tried really hard to make Chelsea happen. Remember The Hill's weird obsession with praising her snarky tweets?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:08 AM (W+vEI)

113 I'm not sure Hillary will make the next election. Satan can't be held at bay forever, and she can't even walk without some toxic masculinity lugging her half dead fat ass.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:09 AM (o2MD2)

114 You tell 'em, baby! Don't take any shit from those men!

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua On The Beach At Pedo Island at March 30, 2018 08:09 AM (O5Q3r)

115 Ma Ferguson was more qualified *she dickrode Pa Ferguson in Texas back when

Posted by: x at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (nFwvY)

116 One thing I do notice about the Parkland Cadre, it seems all of the activists come from the Drama Club, not the football team IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (O7MnT)

117 Dude seriously seems like Hitler Reincarnate to me. No Photoshop needed. Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 01:06 PM (CMbMd) Look up pics of Goebbels. Doppelganger.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (ODr92)

118 Damn ... we were just getting started about "what to do if B&E thug makes it safely to home base" downstairs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (DMoow)

119 If Hillary really believed her bullshit she would get a sex change and run again.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 12:53 PM (o2MD2)


Her body would reject a dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (Dbv1R)

120 LBJ was considered a non-person by the Dems after 1968.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2018 08:10 AM (jI+52)

121 109 Related: British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292649/ Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 01:08 PM (LiyEm) fucking super gonorrhea... always fucking shit up

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:11 AM (F5+ro)

122 Hillary brought us both the JEF and Donny two scoops. Who will she bring us next? Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 30, 2018 08:11 AM (0OmEj)

123 Even if not, they'll pull a Weekend at Hillary's.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

They can do the 3D hologram like they did for Zombie Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 30, 2018 08:11 AM (aVYsC)

124

 

God really didn't want Hillary to be president.I don't think Trump was God's first choice but he held his nose and voted for him anyway.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:11 AM (lKyWE)

125 Dear Hillary, Please Continue the Good Fight! Call out those Deplorables and the Women that acquiesced to the Patriarchy. Demand the People March in the Streets to restore Hillary to her rightful place. Keep the Hope Alive! (Imagine the press you will get when AG Sessions arrests you? Trump is silencing his critics!)

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2018 08:12 AM (4dz1m)

126 I wonder if Hillary and Bill ever fought over position for the full-length mirror.

Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2018 08:12 AM (Pqytn)

127 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" And Cuba has a strain of HIV that turns into full blown AIDS in less than three years. And the Philippines has a strain of HIV that doesn't respond to any known treatment. And there are actual websites that cater to people with STD fetishes.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

128 lol. think how shitty the alternate universe is. those dumbshits.

Posted by: x at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (nFwvY)

129 123 Even if not, they'll pull a Weekend at Hillary's. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs) They can do the 3D hologram like they did for Zombie Michael Jackson. Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 30, 2018 01:11 PM (aVYsC) There's a joke about Jesus juice in there but I'm too creeped out.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (RD7QR)

130 110 Ingram committed an own goal by engaging Hogg. She just delayed his inevitable trip to the dustbin of history. In a few weeks, his office will release a breaking news press release "Parkland shooting survivor and gun activist David Hogg will be appearing in the parking lot of the former K mart in St Petersburg to discuss assault rifles and Senator Bill Nelson from 3pm until 6pm, tickets will be first come, first served, so arrive early. Refreshments will be provided for a small fee." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 01:08 PM (wdmm9) Sunk Cost Fallacy is going to keep him relevant for longer than that.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (CMbMd)

131 >>I wonder if Hillary and Bill ever fought over position for the full-length mirror. I wonder when the last time they work up in the same bedroom was.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

132 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea"

Does this mean he has to fight Godzilla?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (O5Q3r)

133 127 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" And Cuba has a strain of HIV that turns into full blown AIDS in less than three years. And the Philippines has a strain of HIV that doesn't respond to any known treatment. Fer real. You think I was playin'?

Posted by: God at March 30, 2018 08:13 AM (E5ZoU)

134 Looks like trump gets a 9th circuit appointment. He should appoint a leftist so the left will consider working with him on some issue or other....and not upset the balance of this crucial court. You laugh. I fully expect that most of the Senators in the Ninth Circuit will announce that Trump has to appoint a leftist, to preserve Reinhardt's "legacy". P.S. I wonder if Rheinhardt's dermatologist will start getting death threats from Democrats, for failing to keep Rheinhardt alive when Rheinhardt collapsed in his office.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (dlwIY)

135 And Cuba has a strain of HIV that turns into full blown AIDS in less than three years. And the Philippines has a strain of HIV that doesn't respond to any known treatment. And there are actual websites that cater to people with STD fetishes. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:12 PM (O7MnT) So I shouldn't be surprised that STD fetishes is a thing, but, um... hm.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (F5+ro)

136 Note that it is her party, the Democrats, who are telling her that. So if there is sexism involved, that would make it the Democrats who are responsible. Which actually sounds about right.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (vEfWN)

137 >>I wonder if Hillary and Bill ever fought over position for the full-length mirror. That assumes they spend time together in the same room. I don't think that happens all too often.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (W+vEI)

138 Look up pics of Goebbels. Doppelganger. ------------------- If he puts on some weight and wears glasses he could pass for Himmler.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (2LelM)

139 127 And there are actual websites that cater to people with STD fetishes. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:12 PM (O7MnT) It's like f***ing Pokemon to them. Gotta Catch 'em All.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (CMbMd)

140 I saw Penis-Envy Sexual Chip open for Alice In Chains at Key Arena in '95.

Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (EzdLW)

141 I think Hogglter, Hitlery, and Farrakan should put together a country wide democrat GOTV tour.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (pw+jk)

142 I just found $10 in my coat pocket. #winning

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (89T5c)

143 G-d help us, this shrieking harpy is going to live forever. No way Heaven takes her and Satan almost certainly already knows that even Hell could never take hearing that whiny voice bitching for eternity as she has her appropriate punishment administered.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2018 08:14 AM (RIKJa)

144 >>Note that it is her party, the Democrats, who are telling her that. Kinda wondering what Bill has advised her to do. Funny how little he's been seen or heard from since she lost.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (W+vEI)

145 Companies that have jumped on the boycott Laura Ingraham's show because she hurt widdle fascist Hogg boy's feelz: --Nutrish --Wayfair --Expedia --Trip Advisor --Nestle' --Hulu --Johnson & Johnson Wayfair and Nutrish both sponsor Al Sharpton's "Politics Nation" show on MSNBC. And we all know the famously-race-baiting Sharpton, who gained national notoriety by participating in the defamation of some innocent white men in NYC by falsely accusing them of raping Tawana Brawley, never said anything controversial, or hurt anybody's feeeelz, right? Expedia, Wayfair, and Trip Advisor all have run commercials on MSNBC's Live with Velshi and Ruhle, even though they mock Christians. Nutrish also advertises on MSNBC's Live with Ayman Mohyeldin, even though he once smeared Iraq war hero Chris Kyle as a "racist" who went on "killing sprees" in Iraq. Mohyeldin never apologized for his outrageous and slanderous comments, but Nutrish is happy to continue to sponsor his garbage show. But Ingraham said Hogg "whined" and therefore she must be destroyed!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (fqUgw)

146 135 And Cuba has a strain of HIV that turns into full blown AIDS in less than three years. And the Philippines has a strain of HIV that doesn't respond to any known treatment. And there are actual websites that cater to people with STD fetishes. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:12 PM (O7MnT) So I shouldn't be surprised that STD fetishes is a thing, but, um... hm. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 01:14 PM (F5+ro) Bug-chasing has been a thing in the ghey community for some time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (NWiLs)

147 135 And Cuba has a strain of HIV that turns into full blown AIDS in less than three years. And the Philippines has a strain of HIV that doesn't respond to any known treatment. And there are actual websites that cater to people with STD fetishes. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:12 PM (O7MnT) So I shouldn't be surprised that STD fetishes is a thing, but, um... hm. ------------------- Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Genital Warts at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (2LelM)

148 132 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" Does this mean he has to fight Godzilla? Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 01:13 PM (O5Q3r) JAPANESE BYSTANDER #1: Oh! Look at Gojira's schwanstucker! JAPANESE BYSTANDER #2: Ah! Most impressive, but can it withstand the super gonorrhea?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (RD7QR)

149 I wonder when the last time they woke up in the same bedroom was.

I wonder when the last time they woke up in the same state was?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (O5Q3r)

150 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 01:08PM

Did he contract with one of those Russian or North Korean bio labs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (ctuyM)

151 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ----- Hmmmm. How do you contract something first??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 08:15 AM (8XRCm)

152 Hill, you need to read your speeches you made telling DJT how he was going to have to accept your win and go away after Nov 8th.  You made a big deal about that.  Are you a human, or just a parrot.

Posted by: Saudaukar appeaser at March 30, 2018 08:16 AM (Wa5hI)

153 Has nobody ever told her repulsive human beings are hard to sell?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 30, 2018 08:16 AM (qzoJj)

154 Go easier onHilkary, Ace. She'll be an awesome spoiler in 2020 ...for the Dem ticket.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 30, 2018 08:16 AM (ABuva)

155 Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 01:08 PM (LiyEm) Couldn't tell from the report if it was an *actual* British man or a "British" man. If the latter, they may have a hard time contacting his previous partners since they might not all be human (like the Moroccans who got rabies from gang-raping a donkey).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 08:16 AM (rp9xB)

156 Sooo. . .

Posted by: Jill Stein at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (E5ZoU)

157 nah, that's not delusion, that's delirium tremens

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (mdSW7)

158 Bug-chasing has been a thing in the ghey community for some time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM


After Crocs and J. Crew Messenger bags, kicks just keep getting harder to find.

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (ctuyM)

159 Can she exit the stage without falling down and breaking something?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (HgMAr)

160 Bug-chasing has been a thing in the ghey community for some time. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man Applaud. Or else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (jI+52)

161

 

Kinda wondering what Bill has advised her to do.
Funny how little he's been seen or heard from since she lost.

 

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

 

 

He's been laying low   hanging out with George Bush

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (lKyWE)

162 Sunk Cost Fallacy is going to keep him relevant for longer than that. Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 01:13 PM (CMbMd) You will be amazed at how quickly the lights turn off and his phone gets blocked. Young Spode is just the latest in the Left's long line of spokes-puppets and front groups to keep their base of neurotic middle-aged women and the males who want to clean their cat boxes energized, marching, and donating.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (hLRSq)

163 Kinda wondering what Bill has advised her to do. Funny how little he's been seen or heard from since she lost. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI) I don't think he's been around her much since he left the WH. I don't even know where either Clinton really lives. At one point, Hillary was apparently living in DC and Bill and the Energizer Bunny were seemingly staying in NY. But who knows? Wouldn't surprise me to learn that Bill has been living on pedo island for the last 20 years and that Hillary lairs in an underground bunker in WV or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (F5+ro)

164 >>Couldn't tell from the report if it was an *actual* British man or a "British" man. If the latter, they may have a hard time contacting his previous partners since they might not all be human (like the Moroccans who got rabies from gang-raping a donkey). Oh man, hadn't considered that....

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:17 AM (W+vEI)

165 just found $10 in my coat pocket. #winning Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2018 01:14 PM (89T5c) Kathy Madigan has a bit about that. Says her brother is always on her because she's not careful with her money and doesn't keep track and is financially irresponsible. She tells him that he wil never experience the joy of finding a twenty dollar bill in your sweatpants you haven't had on since last winter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (ODr92)

166 And yet, this is the person many of the fake news conservative Twatterati wanted as president, because she would be more "presidential." FIFY.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (pvjTE)

167 137 >>I wonder if Hillary and Bill ever fought over position for the full-length mirror. _________________ I can't imagine Hillary wanting to look into any mirror, let alone a full-length one that would show her tree-trunk thighs and cankles.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (fqUgw)

168 Hillary is a perfect example of why the verb form of 'bitch' is a synonym for whiny complaining.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (Ke7cS)

169 deplorable>repulsive

Posted by: x at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (nFwvY)

170 132 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" .......... Don't look at me.

Posted by: Stormy Daniel's mud flaps at March 30, 2018 08:18 AM (HgMAr)

171 You laugh. I fully expect that most of the Senators in the Ninth Circuit will announce that Trump has to appoint a leftist, to preserve Reinhardt's "legacy". ------ The Senate Judiciary Committee has been ignoring the blue slip holds.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 08:19 AM (hLRSq)

172 Couldn't tell from the report if it was an *actual* British man or a "British" man. If the latter, they may have a hard time contacting his previous partners since they might not all be human (like the Moroccans who got rabies from gang-raping a donkey). Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 01:16 PM (rp9xB) Well, they said he both had a sexual partner in country and one from South East Asia, by which I assume they're not talking about Vietnam. So, yeah, I read that as "Pakistani" but idk.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (F5+ro)

173 She'd be a fantastic spokesmodel for Life Alert.

Posted by: Indian stairs at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (oUzmL)

174 151 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ----- Hmmmm. How do you contract something first?? Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (8XRCm) Jewish lawyers. Now I denounce myself..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (VM6ev)

175 I Had Someone Research That. They Never Said That About a Man. --- research also shows that women complain ~ 721% as much as men

Posted by: The Barrel at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (vChNs)

176 Don't look at me. Posted by: Stormy Daniel's mud flaps at March 30, 2018 01:18 PM (HgMAr) ------ Bitch..... please.

Posted by: Arby's HUMONGOUS Roast Beef Sammich at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (8XRCm)

177 Hillary 2020 will be like a MaxHeadroom type digital version, but upgraded to be interactive, and twice as hateful to those identified by Facebook/Google as deplorables.

But no, she won't make it to 2020, at least not in a state that could actually run a campaign.  We need a pool on where she will be ...
Dead, rehab, in exile where there is no extradition, in prison orange, still giving speeches but for $2000, in an asylum babbling incoherently about Trump ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (bT8Z4)

178 Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs) Reminds me that Andrew Sullivan attempted to solicit buttsecs through ads without disclosing he was HIV positive.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (ODr92)

179 The 9th circus is a lost cause, save that Trump could trade an appointment for something valuable from the lefturds.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (o2MD2)

180 I wonder how many gheys would be trying to get deliberately infected if they had to pay for their own medical treatment, rather than having the taxpayers pick up the tab through Medicaid?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (fqUgw)

181 I'm sure Bill has told Hillary to STFU once or twice. That could kill the sturdiest boner.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (qzoJj)

182
Its probably about time they give Chelsea another award for something like Saving the World from Guina Worms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (r+sAi)

183 Bug-chasing has been a thing in the ghey community for some time. Rather brilliant marketing by people who have HIV to convince people who don't have HIV to have sex with them. Like Adam Sandler pissing his pants in 'Billy Madison' and convincing all the kids that "It's the coolest." Peer pressure, how does it work again?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (O7MnT)

184 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (F5+ro) Didn't Cheap Trick's mother warn us about that?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (ODr92)

185 I wonder if Hillary and Bill ever fought over position for the full-length mirror. -- Last time she looked in a mirror, she had no reflection

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2018 08:21 AM (7ZVPa)

186 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" Does this mean he has to fight Godzilla? Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 01:13 PM Go bother Gamera. No way am I getting near that thing.

Posted by: Godzilla at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (EzdLW)

187 179 The 9th circus is a lost cause, save that Trump could trade an appointment for something valuable from the lefturds. ----------------------- If they want to put up $25B for a border wall for a 9th Circus Clown I'm game.

Posted by: Art of the Deal at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (2LelM)

188 JAPANESE BYSTANDER #2: Ah! Most impressive, but can it withstand the super gonorrhea? Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (RD7QR) --- No Dick Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (vChNs)

189 The 9th Circus needs to be four new circuits. The 9th has the sliver of the west coast and Hawaii.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (pw+jk)

190

 

She'd be a fantastic spokesmodel for Life Alert.

 

Posted by: Indian stairs at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (oUzmL)

 

 

I've fallen  and   it's   somebody else's   fault!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (lKyWE)

191 >>I don't even know where either Clinton really lives. At one point, Hillary was apparently living in DC and Bill and the Energizer Bunny were seemingly staying in NY. The definitely have not been living together since she moved out of the WH. After she was elected to the Senate she took her huge book advance a bought a DC mansion, where she then lived with her mother, and when her mother died, I'm pretty sure Huma moved in. This mansion is what they refer to as "White Haven." Bill's been based in Chappaqua, but IIRC, his NYC office has an apartment (I know his presidential library has one). He also has been traveling extensively for speeches, world forums such as Davos, and for CGI work since leaving office. They have been living (physically) separate lives since 1999.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (W+vEI)

192 Dick-rider? Maybe once, like, wedding night, but other than that, she has had precious little to do with dicks. Webb Hubble, maybe. But no. Not a strictly dickly person.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (7UW64)

193 Jewish lawyers. Now I denounce myself.. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (VM6ev) ----- Wow. Shapeshift. Control the weather. Infect the dick. Ya'all never really "lost" the Ark of the Covenant, did ya.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (8XRCm)

194 untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ? don't we call that butt flu?

Posted by: DanMan at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (XTiHL)

195 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (F5+ro) Missed that, guess I didn't read closely enough.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (rp9xB)

196 149 I wonder when the last time they woke up in the same bedroom was. --- if they were in the same bedroom, do you really think that they would both wake up the next morning?

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (vChNs)

197 I think that when Hillary looks in the mirror, what she sees looking back at her isn't what the rest of the world sees.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:22 AM (o2MD2)

198 There's a reason why Hillary always wears pants, and it's not because she looks good in dresses.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 08:23 AM (fqUgw)

199 178 Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs) Reminds me that Andrew Sullivan attempted to solicit buttsecs through ads without disclosing he was HIV positive. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (ODr92) Wasn't it the execrable Dan Savage who said that spreading HIV should be like one's ghey ID card, or something along those lines?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 08:23 AM (CMbMd)

200 .....because she would be more "presidential."

In following the footsteps of Obama -sure.  He set the standard for allowing and promoting corruption.  She'll be even "more presidential" by amping up the wrong doing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2018 08:23 AM (D3cJf)

201 182 Its probably about time they give Chelsea another award for something like Saving the World from Guina Worms. ---------------------- Are Guina Worms Italian?

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:23 AM (2LelM)

202 When will Democrats who want to win election on the way to revolution tell scrotum head Hogg to shut up.?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 30, 2018 08:24 AM (qzoJj)

203 Nasty Hillary's bitterness suggests that the ONE TIME that Bill actually fucked her, she didn't orgasm AND she got pregnant!

What else could it be?

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2018 08:24 AM (bJ0w+)

204 Well put ace.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at March 30, 2018 08:24 AM (y2ouh)

205 151 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ----- Hmmmm. How do you contract something first?? Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (8XRCm) --- bitten by a radioactive hooker

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2018 08:24 AM (vChNs)

206 182
Its probably about time they give Chelsea another award for something like Saving the World from Guina Worms.

========


Taking on the scourge of butt worms?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:24 AM (pw+jk)

207 153 Has nobody ever told her repulsive human beings are hard to sell? Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 30, 2018 01:16 PM (qzoJj) --- we asked for volunteers...

Posted by: DNC at March 30, 2018 08:25 AM (vChNs)

208 There's a reason why Hillary always wears pants, and it's not because she looks good in dresses.

==

well, it's more of an ensemble - from the Mao Zedong lookbook

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2018 08:25 AM (mdSW7)

209 Are Guina Worms Italian?

British.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 08:25 AM (r+sAi)

210 174 151 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ----- Hmmmm. How do you contract something first?? Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (8XRCm) Jewish lawyers. Now I denounce myself.. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (VM6ev) This agreement ("Agreement") is made and entered into this 30th day of March 2018 ("Effective Date") by and between Super Gonorrhea ("SG"), an antibiotic-resistant sexually transmitted disease, and Asian British Man ("ABM"), an individual goat-fucker with a permanently clapped up penis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:25 AM (NWiLs)

211 32 Their husbands are making them tell you to shut up. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 12:58 PM (ODr92) Okay, I laughed. When my sister was going to get married, her future husband to be asked my dad permission to marry her. My dad's response was that she hadn't asked permission to do anything for the previous 20 some odd years, so why start now? Of course, she eventually kicked his sorry ass to the curb, so....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:26 AM (7UW64)

212 Bill Clinton wasn't looking too healthy on the campaign trail. I wonder if the AIDS is catching up to him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 08:26 AM (wdmm9)

213 The 9th circus is a lost cause, save that Trump could trade an appointment for something valuable from the lefturds.

Fuck them. Give them nothing.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2018 08:26 AM (O5Q3r)

214 I've never had a kind word for Bill Clinton, but I must admit I don't believe he hates his country.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:27 AM (o2MD2)

215 I just found $10 in my coat pocket. Mine. Give it back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 08:27 AM (fuK7c)

216 I think Hogglter, Hitlery, and Farrakan should put together a country wide democrat GOTV tour. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable What do you think the Farce for Our Lives march was?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at March 30, 2018 08:27 AM (aPsQQ)

217 203 Nasty Hillary's bitterness suggests that the ONE TIME that Bill actually fucked her, she didn't orgasm AND she got pregnant! What else could it be? Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2018 01:24 PM (bJ0w+) She'd have to be a one-shot-Sally, because I can't imagine any man being that drunk twice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:27 AM (7UW64)

218 212 Bill Clinton wasn't looking too healthy on the campaign trail. I wonder if the AIDS is catching up to him. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2018 01:26 PM (wdmm9) Veganism, hard living, and the clap. It's a miracle he hasn't dropped from exhaustion by now.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:28 AM (RD7QR)

219 As Mark Steyn said, as much as he dislikes the policies of Merkel and May, you don't see  them whining about sexism every time they are criticized.  If you have ever seen clips of Maggie Thatcher in Parliament - well,just try to imagine that great lady playing the victim, I don't get why so many American middle class women (the ones who love Hillary) think they can have it both ways - they can blather on about being "strong" and then cry the second a man treats them like he would treat another man at work, or in business.  Or rather, I do get it - they want to have their cake and eat it too.  OK, lady, but don't then demand respect, because that behavior will not inspire respect. 

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at March 30, 2018 08:29 AM (H80UQ)

220 Wasn't it the execrable Dan Savage who said that spreading HIV should be like one's ghey ID card, or something along those lines? Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 01:23 PM (CMbMd) That miserable excuse for a human being is the reason AIDS and syphilis was created. I find it odd that he hasn't succumbed, although I suspect the spirochetes have been doing the talking for some years now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:29 AM (7UW64)

221 If Hillary had a son it would be David Hogg.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 30, 2018 08:30 AM (yhf6w)

222 Laugh at Hillary's wardrobe all you want, gang, but at least you don't have to dress her. Every morning I have to manage a team of four Chinese tent makers who drape Hillary in that day's costume. It costs a fortune and the guys we hire keep quiting due to burnout.

Posted by: Huma at March 30, 2018 08:30 AM (EzdLW)

223 Taking on the scourge of butt worms? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 01:24 PM (pw+jk) --- How many steps forward do i need to take?

Posted by: Shep S at March 30, 2018 08:30 AM (vChNs)

224 Antimicrobial resistance is largely due to improper use of the products. Partial or low level use will give the bugs a chance to evolve. I saw an article a couple of years ago about a pilot program to dispense tenofovir for prevention of AIDS. Prophylaxis. The interviews with the "patients," i.e. shrieky little perverts with a persection complex, were quite telling. Anything but stop having unprotected sex, anything but that. Rescue their lifestyle, anything else would be gay genocide. The program expanded and tenofovir residtance is now spreading. Winning!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2018 08:30 AM (QujDx)

225 151 British man has contracted first case of untreatable "Super Gonorrhea" ----- Hmmmm. How do you contract something first?? Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 01:15 PM (8XRCm) --- bitten by a radioactive hooker Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2018 01:24 PM (vChNs) ............. with really bad teeth.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2018 08:30 AM (HgMAr)

226 Preach it, my Sistah! #StillShePerspired! Honestly, straight out of Alinsky U. she went to the Watergate Committee, where she was the Only Corrupt Democrat Fired in a Republican Scandal. And its been downstairs ever since.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2018 08:31 AM (m6qV1)

227 I wonder why I so much enjoy watching her crash and burn and fail to learn. I guess it's like watching the proverbial train wreck.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2018 08:32 AM (U6XUk)

228 Well, they said he both had a sexual partner in country and one from South East Asia, by which I assume they're not talking about Vietnam.

So, yeah, I read that as "Pakistani"

but idk.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 01:20 PM (F5+ro)


More likely a white guy who took a sex tour to Thailand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 08:32 AM (Dbv1R)

229 Kinda wondering what Bill has advised her to do. Funny how little he's been seen or heard from since she lost. This is something alex and I talk about often. She's married to the most gifted natural politician of the last half century. He keeps saying "let me help out", and she says "I can do it without you, Bill! I'm a big girl." The second part of our speculation is how happy he is at how this came out, because he doesn't have to share his legacy with that harpie and also he gets to know he was right.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 08:33 AM (fuK7c)

230 I don't get why so many American middle class women (the ones who love Hillary) think they can have it both ways - they can blather on about being "strong" and then cry the second a man treats them like he would treat another man at work, or in business. Part of the problem is feminists have a huge reality distortion field around them. They compare whatever ill treatment they've received to the treatment they imagine men get. Listening to them, men get nothing but admiration, respect, deference, and a general free pass.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at March 30, 2018 08:33 AM (iv0p7)

231 Look up pics of Goebbels. Doppelganger. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2018 01:10 PM (ODr92) He's Fascist Phineas. Cue the Music ... Its been 21 years since we surrendered our nation The armistice, we break and bend it But the September problem for this Generation Is finding a good way to end it ... Like maybe ... Build V2 rockets Blitzkrieg across Poland Or capturing the Eiffel Tower Convince Chamberlain my plan don't exist While expanding the Third Reich's Power Sending out Wolf Packs Creating Panzer Korps Aligning the Balkans and Spain Launching Barbarosa Annexing Austria And driving that Stalin insane As you can see there's a whole lot to do Before the Rasputitsa this fall So stick with me cause Fascist Phineus is Gonna Do It All So stick with me cause Fascist Phinues is Gonna Do It All (Mom! Phineus is calling for Lebensraum again !!!)

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2018 08:34 AM (DMoow)

232 More likely a white guy who took a sex tour to Thailand. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Dbv1R) Totally possible as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:34 AM (F5+ro)

233 221 If Hillary had a son it would be David Hogg. ________________ Or Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)

234 Add to Ace's blog: "And Still Want As President" (see Sally Kohn).

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 30, 2018 08:35 AM (RihFh)

235 A great point that Mark Steyn often makes is that for all the talk of "breaking the glass ceiling," the corrupt wife of a corrupt former president trying to succeed him is actually Banana Republic 101. Eva Peron and Imelda Marcos did it decades ago.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 30, 2018 08:35 AM (Er9Tf)

236 This is something alex and I talk about often. She's married to the most gifted natural politician of the last half century. He keeps saying "let me help out", and she says "I can do it without you, Bill! I'm a big girl." The second part of our speculation is how happy he is at how this came out, because he doesn't have to share his legacy with that harpie and also he gets to know he was right. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 01:33 PM (fuK7c) Bigger thing for Bill is that he can continue quietly leading his life without having to pretend to want to spend time with Hillary and live in the WH doing first lady duty, hosting foreign dignitaries and shit. He'd rather be fucking underage girls on pedo island.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 08:35 AM (F5+ro)

237 232 More likely a white guy who took a sex tour to Thailand. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Dbv1R) Totally possible as well. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2018 01:34 PM (F5+ro) That actually makes the most sense. Thailand has to be a veritable petri dish of STDs.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:36 AM (RD7QR)

238 I saw an article a couple of years ago about a pilot program to dispense tenofovir for prevention of AIDS. Prophylaxis. The interviews with the "patients," i.e. shrieky little perverts with a persection complex, were quite telling. Anything but stop having unprotected sex, anything but that. Rescue their lifestyle, anything else would be gay genocide. The program expanded and tenofovir residtance is now spreading. Winning! Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2018 01:30 PM (QujDx) Why, it is almost like you are trying to say that putting someone's penis in your asshole is a bad plan! What is this biology stuff, anyway, when compared with the joy of sodomy?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:36 AM (7UW64)

239 If Hillary had a son, he would look like a turkey baster.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:36 AM (o2MD2)

240 >> I wonder why I so much enjoy watching her crash and burn and fail to learn. I guess it's like watching the proverbial train wreck. Because of the many ways she's to you (and the rest of us) how much she hates us, and will do whatever it takes to get what she wants (e.g., Australia-like handling of guns)? Because she has gotten good people killed, or nearly killed, with her arrogant behavior (Benghazi, outing undercover agents in unsecured emails, etc.)?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (W+vEI)

241 100 I bet Bill is kicking himself when he looks at Melania.... "Damn, you mean I could have been Prez if I married a model instead of a conniving mean old political bitch." Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 01:07 PM (r+sAi) Slick could never snag someone like Melania, who could see through that lowlife pervert immediately. Low self esteem fatties are more his favorite targets along with bored spinsters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

242 233 221 If Hillary had a son it would be David Hogg. ________________ Or Chelsea Manning. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2018 01:35 PM (fqUgw) Chastity Bono.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (7UW64)

243 Secret Asian man Secret Asian man They gave to you some money You gave them back VD

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (IqV8l)

244 Does HRC even matter anymore? Ignore her.

Posted by: gp at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (mk9aG)

245 A great point that Mark Steyn often makes is that for all the talk of "breaking the glass ceiling," the corrupt wife of a corrupt former president trying to succeed him is actually Banana Republic 101. Eva Peron and Imelda Marcos did it decades ago. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 30, 2018 01:35 PM (Er9Tf) ---------------------------------- And that Kirchner family of twits down south America way too.

Posted by: Boots at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (EBwPV)

246 So  . .  no one EVER told Carter to shut the f*ck up and go the f*ck away?  Because I distinctly recall hearing a WHOLE lot of people, both in the media, and in both parties, saying that at a lot of points in Carter's post "Oops I sh*t the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom" Presidency.

And of course I think we all recall telling low energy !Jeb! to STFD and STFU and McCain, of course.

But apart from that?  Yeah - I guess no one ever told a post election losing man to do that, right?

The interesting thing is that probably everyone in the lefty media would have said that about either Bush (W or HW) but they, respectably, decided, on their own, that  being an ex-President REQUIRES you to stfd and stfu - for the good of the Republic (sadly, a  good decision which W decided to, inexplicably, break in reference to Trump - although he has not done it since).  Frankly, if W had said anything that was even slightly critical of Barry Mugabe Obama I am sure that the sudden violent outrage by the MSM and shrieking cries of  "Constitutional crisis" probably would have made the earth spin off its axis and fly into the sun.

Just sayin'

That being said, my only other comment to Hillary is:

"Shut the f*ck up, whore."


Posted by: Publius Redux at March 30, 2018 08:37 AM (Fb9aZ)

247 More likely a white guy who took a sex tour to Thailand. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Dbv1R) -- he choose his souvenir poorly

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2018 08:38 AM (vChNs)

248 She's always a woman to me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards [/i] [/b] at March 30, 2018 08:38 AM (xJa6I)

249 A great point that Mark Steyn often makes is that for all the talk of "breaking the glass ceiling," the corrupt wife of a corrupt former president trying to succeed him is actually Banana Republic 101. Eva Peron and Imelda Marcos did it decades ago.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 30, 2018 01:35 PM (Er9Tf)


Indira Gandhi, too. But daughter, IIRC, not wife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 08:38 AM (Dbv1R)

250 "The psychology here is pathological." And the pathology is psychlogical!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2018 08:38 AM (m6qV1)

251 *lights cigarette* It was no Gordon ScoggFoot ... but that was some of my better work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2018 08:39 AM (DMoow)

252 >>The second part of our speculation is how happy he is at how this came out, because he doesn't have to share his legacy with that harpie and also he gets to know he was right. You guys nailed it.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:39 AM (W+vEI)

253 96 Well to be fair, she is talking about her party, the Democrats, so I think she's probably correct. I can't remember any Democrat telling Obama, BJ Clinton, Carter, etc to shut up and sit down. Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2018 01:06 PM (E3rQ4) ------------------------------- Excellent point! Of course the reason has nothing to do with the fact that she is a woman. (Did Dems tell Ferraro to shut up? Absolutely not.) It has to do with the fact that she is so loathsome that even Dems don't like her. I remember back in 2007/8 when she was the anointed one and so many movers and shakers in the party just plain didn't like her. They were desperate to find someone, anyone, to support with enthusiasm. Well, they found the Love of their Life with Obama. But I dare say they would not have jumped on his bandwagon so fast if Hillary had not been so damned unlikable.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (0jtPF)

254 More likely a white guy who took a sex tour to Thailand. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Dbv1R) -------- One night in Bangkok and the worlds your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (8XRCm)

255 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2018 01:34 PM (DMoow) Lol, bravo!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (rp9xB)

256 Hillary got $25K for a speech at Rutgers the other day; pretty steep discount from what she got from Wall Street.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (O7MnT)

257 Bigger thing for Bill is that he can continue quietly leading his life without having to pretend to want to spend time with Hillary and live in the WH doing first lady duty, hosting foreign dignitaries and shit. Healing power of "and".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (fuK7c)

258 BTW, a blessed Triduum to all Christians here. This is a holy day, and one during which our atonement may save the country and the world, but at the very least, perhaps our immortal souls.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:40 AM (7UW64)

259 Washed up "comedienne" Sandra Bernhard recently echoed Clinton saying that women who voted for Trump only did so because their husbands told them to and these women can't think for themselves. Also, she added that only educated, independent women voted for Clinton. These self-righteous twats are really something.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2018 08:41 AM (oiNtH)

260 I bet Bill is kicking himself when he looks at Melania.... "Damn, you mean I could have been Prez if I married a model instead of a conniving mean old political bitch." Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2018 01:07 PM (r+sAi) Slick could never snag someone like Melania, who could see through that lowlife pervert immediately. Low self esteem fatties are more his favorite targets along with bored spinsters. Posted by: Captain Hate at March 30, 2018 01:37 PM (y7DUB) ----------------------------- Slick Willie also is one of the lazier human beings on the planet and he married that harpie because she is single minded and he knew she would do all the unpleasant "work" associated with his various runs for office. Hell, he cheated on her/raped those women and she covered up for him and attacked his victims. Theirs was a business relationship from the start.

Posted by: Boots at March 30, 2018 08:41 AM (EBwPV)

261 They never said it to a man because they didn't have to. They took the loss and moved on.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (4ErVI)

262 256 Hillary got $25K for a speech at Rutgers the other day; pretty steep discount from what she got from Wall Street. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:40 PM (O7MnT) Why are they still paying her? It's not like she is able to peddle influence any more. Stick a fork in her, she's done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (7UW64)

263 "I am woman, hear me whine..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (p+Wdc)

264 Shouldn't Hillary have a couple of burly bulldykes to catch her when she falls rather than men?

Asking for a couple of burly bulldykes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (pw+jk)

265 I can't remember any Democrat telling Obama, BJ Clinton, Carter, etc to shut up and sit down. --- you mean, winners?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (vChNs)

266 256 Hillary got $25K for a speech at Rutgers the other day; pretty steep discount from what she got from Wall Street. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:40 PM (O7MnT) What is obvious here is that Rutgers has waaaaay too much money to waste on worthless stupidity. They have disqualified themselves to teach anything to anyone. Who goes to STOOPID U for a degree?

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:42 AM (o2MD2)

267 256 Hillary got $25K for a speech at Rutgers the other day; pretty steep discount from what she got from Wall Street. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:40 PM (O7MnT) She's damaged goods until one of the Clintons gets some kind of power back. That's why I'm surprised that nobody is running Chelsea for a House seat in NY -- there's got to be a patronage seat rattling around there.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:43 AM (RD7QR)

268 >>>Theirs was a business relationship from the start. I believe Dennis Miller said if the Clinton marriage were any more about convenience, there'd be a Slurpee machine in the bedroom. And I don't think he was referring to Monica.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

269 These self-righteous twats are really something. Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2018 01:41 PM (oiNtH) All leftists believe that anyone who disagrees with them must be an imbecile. They are, after all, the smartest people they know. And humble, they are really really humble. Y'know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:43 AM (7UW64)

270 Indira Gandhi, too. But daughter, IIRC, not wife. Correct. Benazir Bhutto was also a daughter. Also a complete smoke show when she was young.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 08:43 AM (fuK7c)

271 This agreement ("Agreement") is made and entered into this 30th day of March 2018 ("Effective Date") by and between Super Gonorrhea ("SG"), an antibiotic-resistant sexually transmitted disease, and Asian British Man ("ABM"), an individual goat-fucker with a permanently clapped up penis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)


=============


That brought a tear to my eyes... well several from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (pw+jk)

272 Since Rutgers is in Newark, did HRC whip out her hot sauce, or just "preach it"?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (FLifI)

273 My personal favorite attack from the left is that righties are "uneducated" or "ignorant." My sister-in-law told me that she reads "everything" even though she has three kids, so she is up to date on the issues and she knows for a fact that my opinions are wrong-headed and ignorant. She's a peach, that one. Luckily, she's also in Long Beach, which is a good 5-1/2 hours flight from here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (7UW64)

274 If Hillary didn't have a vagina, we would throw rocks at her.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (+lOpA)

275 At 2:46 : I remember very well reading about a meeting between Carter and the then German Chancellor, Helmut Schmidt. Meeting maybe generous though, since apparently since the meeting consisted of Schmidt lecturing Carter on what a failure he was and how bad America was.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (bmRy8)

276



Hillary got $25K for a speech at Rutgers the other day; pretty steep discount from what she got from Wall Street.

 

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2018 01:40 PM (O7MnT)

 

 

I would say mall openings are next for her except we don't  build   shopping  malls  anymore

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:45 AM (lKyWE)

277 214 I've never had a kind word for Bill Clinton, but I must admit I don't believe he hates his country.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 01:27 PM (o2MD2)



The only kind word I would have for Bill Clinton is that he is the reason I gave up the cigar smoking habit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 30, 2018 08:46 AM (D3cJf)

278 Stupid sociopathic criminal.  Been saying it for years.  About sums it up.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2018 08:47 AM (QDnY+)

279 (Mom! Phineus is calling for Lebensraum again !!!) Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2018 01:34 PM (DMoow) That is some funny shit right there! Bravo!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:47 AM (NWiLs)

280 Hillary doesn't have a vagina. That sore healed over more than 20 years ago.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:47 AM (o2MD2)

281 Would she be more Presidential? Well, if she'd been elected, she wouldn't have spent the next 17 months bitching about it. Or maybe she would have: "Why aren't I 50 points ahead?"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 30, 2018 08:47 AM (o7l6R)

282 The hiiiillllls are alive With the sound of booze burps With queefs I have queefed For a thousand yeeeeeearrrrs!!! Posted by: Sister Hillary Infamous I LOL - too funny!

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2018 08:47 AM (oiNtH)

283 280 Hillary doesn't have a vagina. That sore healed over more than 20 years ago. Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 01:47 PM (o2MD2) For someone who doesn't have a vagina, she sure seems to have a lot of sand in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 08:48 AM (NWiLs)

284 Washed up "comedienne" Sandra Bernhard recently echoed Clinton She used to be funny in a weird kind of way, like when she used to see through that pervert Letterman's fake prudishness and do nonstop sex talk on his show. Plus well cast as a psycho skirt on "The King of Comedy". Then she started losing it rapidly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 30, 2018 08:48 AM (y7DUB)

285 Wow.

Shapeshift.
Control the weather.
Infect the dick.
Ya'all never really "lost" the Ark of the Covenant, did ya.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2018 01:22 PM


What am I, chopped gelfilte?

Posted by: Matzo Balls[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:48 AM (ctuyM)

286 275 At 2:46 : I remember very well reading about a meeting between Carter and the then German Chancellor, Helmut Schmidt. Meeting maybe generous though, since apparently since the meeting consisted of Schmidt lecturing Carter on what a failure he was and how bad America was. Posted by: pep at March 30, 2018 01:45 PM (bmRy Schmidt was a hard leftist whose chief of staff was an asset of the Stasi. Hopefully Peanut Jimmy told him to eat scheiss and die.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 08:48 AM (RD7QR)

287 284 Best part of King of Comedy is when Jerry Lewis beats the shit out of her.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2018 08:49 AM (LiyEm)

288 Indira Gandhi, too. But daughter, IIRC, not wife.
Correct. Benazir Bhutto was also a daughter. Also a complete smoke show when she was young.
=====

Also Golda Meier and Margaret Thatcher, who really did not have money or power behind them.

Hillary's whining is just inexcusable.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2018 08:49 AM (MIKMs)

289

Good call, "Experts." Tell me which other of your delusions we should believe without question.


All of them.  We're "Experts".


I was pert once, but time and gravity.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2018 08:49 AM (FhXTo)

290 >>I've never had a kind word for Bill Clinton, but I must admit I don't believe he hates his country. And yet he was right there with Hillz in making the deal with Russia for US uranium mining rights and all the other CGI shenanigans. Bill sure does love his country, because it's made him a very wealthy and influential man!!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:49 AM (W+vEI)

291 Ace: Sister, are you capable of singing any other song? Dude, that's a link to a CNN page! Not only is CNN a verboten no-man's-land, but more significantly, every CNN URL has some kind of auto-refresh malware that fries out my browser and forces me to restart my computer! Links to CNN a. Should not exist, and b; If they do exist, should come with a warning!

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2018 08:49 AM (42M22)

292 Personally I guess I should thank Slick Willie because he was the one who opened my eyes to just how corrupt and soulless the left truly is. Nothing is more important to the left than power over the rest of us. Nothing.

Posted by: Boots at March 30, 2018 08:50 AM (EBwPV)

293 I have it on good authority that the Joos are responsible for infecting people with super clap.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:50 AM (o2MD2)

294 He has herpes and she's a harpy Their platform's a bunch of incoherent malarky Herpes Harpy *Burping* *Farting* Let's call the whole thing off Leeeets call the whooole thing ooooff!

Posted by: Clintons, The Musical at March 30, 2018 08:50 AM (FLifI)

295 I've never had a kind word for Bill Clinton, but I must admit I don't believe he hates his country. ===== I agree, but I also think that he doesn't give a shit about it either.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at March 30, 2018 08:51 AM (Ke7cS)

296 Funny, the MSM/DC swamp was very loudly telling citizen Trump to STFU a few years back, culminating in that WH Correspondents dinner hit job by Seth Whatshisname and Obama. The caption for that picture is SOON

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2018 08:51 AM (um/qJ)

297 I certain Bill has contempt for this country.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2018 08:51 AM (+lOpA)

298 @286 He did not. Apparently he sat there for the entire hour, allowing himself to be berated by Schmidt. He was the original Obama.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2018 08:51 AM (bmRy8)

299 Sources tell me Hillary didn't break her wrist in a fall; she suffered a torque injury when set her Fister 3000 vibrator to eleven. Whine Hillary, whine like the wind.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 30, 2018 08:52 AM (bML9A)

300 Bill sure does love his country, because it's made him a very wealthy and influential man!! Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI) I didn't say Bill loved his country. He is fully and completely corrupt. But unlike Da Zero, he does not seethe with hate for his country.

Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 08:53 AM (o2MD2)

301 Worst. Loser. Ever.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 30, 2018 08:53 AM (wRV5z)

302 I would say mall openings are next for her except we don't build shopping malls anymore Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 01:45 PM (lKyWE) --- there's always CommieCon

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2018 08:53 AM (vChNs)

303

 

Carter had a killer rabbit tell him to go away

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 30, 2018 08:53 AM (lKyWE)

304 Schwarzenegger undergoes emergency heart surgery. Its not a tumor.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:53 AM (2LelM)

305 Bullseye ace! Turkey blaster...heh

Posted by: Sumdumchief at March 30, 2018 08:54 AM (ur+pZ)

306 A great point that Mark Steyn often makes is that for all the talk of "breaking the glass ceiling," the corrupt wife of a corrupt former president trying to succeed him is actually Banana Republic 101. Eva Peron and Imelda Marcos did it decades ago. Steyn also notes that Britain, Australia, and New Zealand have had about half-a-dozen female Prime Ministers, who are all self-made women - none of them got their position by being married to a powerful man (Hillary), by having a powerful father (Pelosi), or by boffing a powerful man (Kamala Harris).

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 30, 2018 08:54 AM (dlwIY)

307 What is obvious here is that Rutgers has waaaaay too much money to waste on worthless stupidity. They have disqualified themselves to teach anything to anyone. Who goes to STOOPID U for a degree? Posted by: maddogg at March 30, 2018 01:42 PM (o2MD2) Rutgers U jumped the shark years ago when they paid $32K to Snookie of The Jersey Shore fame to address their graduates. The pay defferencial must sting The Hildebeast be like vinegar in an open wound . Heh.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 30, 2018 08:54 AM (SGpFT)

308 I've never had a kind word for Bill Clinton, but I must admit I don't believe he hates his country. And yet he was right there with Hillz in making the deal with Russia for US uranium mining rights and all the other CGI shenanigans. Bill sure does love his country, because it's made him a very wealthy and influential man!! Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI) Plus arrangements for the Chinese getting missile guidance systems. He loves the country like a wife beater cares about his fist target.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 30, 2018 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

309 Trump, you magnificent bastard! You brought out the worst of truly despicable people. Thank you.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2018 08:55 AM (oiNtH)

310 304 Schwarzenegger undergoes emergency heart surgery. Its not a tumor. Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 01:53 PM (2LelM) godblessallthempygmiesdownnewginea

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2018 08:55 AM (+lOpA)

311 Setting aside every single political matter that I may have with her, there is no getting past this one indisputable fact about Hillary: She is a fruitcake. And even more unnerving is that her supporters can't comprehend that. Hillary is a fruitcake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2018 08:55 AM (E5ZoU)

312 In 1968, LBJ was so unpopular that the Democratic Party forced him, behind the scenes, to not run for re-election. They made him step aside for Humphrey. So yeah, Hillary, they DID treat a man the same way they treat you.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2018 08:55 AM (42M22)

313 Tell me which other of your delusions we should believe without question.
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FWIW, the mentally ill have no idea they're mentally ill, so "Hillary is presidential" makes perfect sense to the fake news conservative Twitterati.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2018 08:55 AM (9oJYp)

314 noodles

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2018 08:56 AM (h9wAA)

315 Hillary's problem is she wants to be special but she just isn't special. Self Licking Ice Cream Cone for Life Problem.

Posted by: Gumby at March 30, 2018 08:56 AM (2LelM)

316 Ace, you always have a way with words. Glad you got up.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 30, 2018 08:56 AM (hKi6n)

317 Hillary's whining is just inexcusable. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2018 01:49 PM (MIKMs) This seems to be a common theme with the Left: If at first you don't succeed, then whine until they give in.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at March 30, 2018 08:57 AM (hLRSq)

318 >>I didn't say Bill loved his country. He is fully and completely corrupt. But unlike Da Zero, he does not seethe with hate for his country. You're right, he does not have the open animosity toward the country that TFG and TFA have for it.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2018 08:58 AM (W+vEI)

319 "John, the election is over." Comment to Sen. McCain at health-care summit after the Senator had expressed an opinion on policy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2018 08:58 AM (hKi6n)

320 If only Hilary had done her job in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c

Posted by: Wooly Phlox at March 30, 2018 08:59 AM (NCh45)

321 I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by myself! . . . . Who ate some of the strawberries? Is this on?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 30, 2018 09:00 AM (hKi6n)

322 OT - Fourteen paleostinians mort in border fence festivities in Gaza.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2018 09:00 AM (QDnY+)

323 Also Golda Meier and Margaret Thatcher, who really did not have money or power behind them.

Hillary's whining is just inexcusable.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2018 01:49 PM (MIKMs)


Unlike the others mentioned, those two rose to power on their own efforts, not through nepotism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 09:00 AM (Dbv1R)

324 Chris Rock at his finest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c

Posted by: Wooly Phlox at March 30, 2018 09:01 AM (NCh45)

325 Another blog I read tried to encourage people to be less vituperative and recognize that the weirdos who get attention are not necessarily representative of what the Other Side truly thinks. Cue screeching harpy coming in to tell us that Eeevil Conservatives are literally trying to kill her. LITERALLY we are causing LITERAL (apparently her favorite word) ACTUAL HARM by voting in ways she doesn't like. I really wanted to suggest that when you spend your life agitating for the govt to have an ever increasing role in people's lives, you might someday reap what you sow. But I settled for telling her kindly that her view of us is distorted. I am increasingly sick of lefties. I hope Trump wins again in 2020 because it will be even funnier than 2016 was. (Laughing at people who keep giving govt more power suddenly being appalled because a new person holds the reins was just the tip of the iceberg.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 30, 2018 09:04 AM (xue16)

326 no one ever told William Jennings Bryan to leave the stage and shut up? most of the others took the message they got directly from the voters to leave the stage and shut up and didn't keep running.

Posted by: x at March 30, 2018 09:07 AM (nFwvY)

327 Crack research team she has there. Google "Go Away John Kasich"

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2018 09:07 AM (vuuOq)

328 Schmidt was a hard leftist whose chief of staff was an asset of the Stasi. Hopefully Peanut Jimmy told him to eat scheiss and die. Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 30, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR) I can't imagine Carter saying 'Eat scheiss and die' to anyone--unless they're an evil *cough* Zionist *cough* or a vicious amphibious rabbit closing in for the kill.

Posted by: troyriser at March 30, 2018 09:10 AM (K8f5g)

329 Chris Rock at his finest. Oh gosh, yes! That was well worth re-visitng.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2018 09:13 AM (fuK7c)

330 As usual, a good article.  So sad to have to report on Mrs. W. J. Clinton.  Someday, she will just fade away.

In the interim, let her keep on talking.  At least through November of
2020.            nuff sed             fch sends

Posted by: fch at March 30, 2018 09:24 AM (RfMvJ)

331 "you've always been a laughable dick-rider on your pretend husband" Yeah, I'm not sure there was a hell of a lot of that going on either.

Posted by: KPCON at March 30, 2018 09:26 AM (dObSx)

332 Keep talking, bitch.
Keep running your mouth.

Thanks, in advance.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 30, 2018 09:32 AM (jWe5r)

333 I'm pretty sure the Kos kids told big dog to go pound sand as they pushed Howard the Deaniac.

Posted by: Bob at March 30, 2018 10:00 AM (E1i/y)

334 This: "Wow, America, you really did it -- you elected President Donald J. Trump!"

Very funny Greg Gutfeld bit from the day after the Epic Election: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAB3T6k4sk

Posted by: Beverly at March 30, 2018 11:31 AM (SBMUk)

335 Well now I won't tell this evil old harridan to shut up and go away. OTOH I might sentence her to spending every night in bed with Billy Jeff. Of course the wiggly little blonde teenage who is in bed with Bill might object. But Hillary--threesomes are good.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 30, 2018 11:42 AM (Sda6L)

336 You are one the most overpromoted, privileged failures in history, but you're so full of entitlement you think you did this all on your own and deserve more

Hillary is the LEADING reason that Wisconsinites refer to Illinois residents as FIB's.  You can figure out the acronym yourselves.

Posted by: dad29 at March 30, 2018 12:26 PM (7Kti7)

337 Remember the list of her "accomplishments" that was being bandied about all over the internet? My lib friends kept pointing to it when I asked what she had actually done in her life. That list was nothing but one title after another (chairman of this group, member of that one, etc.). Nothing that required anything other than her presence.

Posted by: Muskwa at April 01, 2018 05:03 AM (duQm9)

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