November 29, 2008

Heh: Scenes from an Upper West Side MoveOn Meeting
— Ace

We lost to these guys? These guys?

Good Lord. It's nothing but menstrual snapping and free-range guacamole.

Thanks to Richard McE, via Tim Blair.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM | Comments (354)
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1 Tools. 

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 03:08 PM (fWF4Q)

2 nosound

Posted by: Crazy Joe Biden at November 29, 2008 03:08 PM (NLtVk)

3 Everyone shut up. I'm taking the room.

Posted by: Vermin at November 29, 2008 03:08 PM (YNVZX)

4 Never underestimate the power of Baby-boomers who are reliving the 60s as they remember... uh... sort of... them being.

Posted by: G-Veg at November 29, 2008 03:09 PM (waYsO)

5 Did you notice that they were mostly all ugly, except for that blonde who dropped the f-bomb and then left?

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 03:09 PM (fWF4Q)

6 Please.......kill me now.

Posted by: AZDREAMER at November 29, 2008 03:10 PM (VMUpX)

7 wow! The level of estrogen from the females and males was overpowering


Posted by: Frank G at November 29, 2008 03:10 PM (P0rQD)

8 I wondered if they advertised this as a "mass meeting." That's the way lefty groups would describe, well, meetings back in the day. They were "mass meetings." Frankly, I don't think we lost to these guys. Thinking about the campaign and how Barack Obama has behaved since Election Day, I do not think that he believes that they helped him one iota.

Posted by: TigerHawk at November 29, 2008 03:11 PM (a3xce)

9 We loss to the MSM, 24 hrs a day every day since Nov 2000. 

Posted by: canuk at November 29, 2008 03:11 PM (vPj5M)

10

This reminds me of those corporate "team building" seminars so popular in the 90s. You know, where they had you break off into little groups to engage in some sort of consensus.

I still wake up in cold sweats from nightmares about those.

 

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2008 03:14 PM (4gHqM)

11 "If we could have a coloring book about Obama, or about how he got to the White House..."

Funnier. Than. Snot. Yeah, that IS what we lost to.

Posted by: Jimmy at November 29, 2008 03:16 PM (/Ft4q)

12

"it's not about a particular agenda, it's about pushing agenda's through!"

I'll be thinking on how that can be rational for the next several weeks.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 03:17 PM (ul7te)

13

"team building" when I was in the MC consisted of the most senior NCO embarassing the entire platoon.

"team building" when I was on an assembly line, consisted of our boss buying the first round of drinks

Both, very affected methods.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 03:19 PM (ul7te)

14 My favorite is the beginning, where the woman basically admits she is doing this because she doesn't want to come down from the campaign "high." Yup, keep that mundane, everyday life stuff away for as long as possible.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at November 29, 2008 03:22 PM (Aik/c)

15 I saw that over at Blair's place -- couldn't take more than about 30 seconds of it.

If I found myself at a "party" like that, I'm afraid I'd have to shit in the punch bowl or something similarly declasse.

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at November 29, 2008 03:23 PM (5MeOO)

16 Barack Obama coloring book. I think I'll go be sick now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 03:23 PM (MOdlB)

17 More tools in that room than at my local Home Depot

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 03:23 PM (fWF4Q)

18

Nixon: Why do acedemics fight so stubbornly?

Kissinger:  Because the stakes are so low.

 

Posted by: Cincinnatus at November 29, 2008 03:24 PM (U663l)

19

seriously do these people have any hobbies besides trying to make other people as miserable as them.

fuck your coloring book jesus.

Posted by: e.koenig at November 29, 2008 03:24 PM (2J+Vs)

20 People, people, people! Take heart! Yes, we lost to these guys, but they've amply demonstrated by their character and demeanor that none of them will survive the next Culling.

Posted by: Thesher at November 29, 2008 03:31 PM (VpRjl)

21 Lord, please forgive them, for they know not what they do. They don't realize their agenda is both anti-freedom and anti-American. They don't realize that prosperity comes from freedom. They really believe they can legislate prosperity by taking away other people's freedom.

And they managed to persuade a majority of voters to support them.

Posted by: JohnJ at November 29, 2008 03:32 PM (mNH8S)

22 Every Obama bumper sticker I see on a Prius has one of those hags driving it.


Posted by: JavaJoe at November 29, 2008 03:32 PM (Am6n/)

23 Bring on the Culling, Thesher. Please. Now.

Posted by: Jimmy at November 29, 2008 03:33 PM (/Ft4q)

24 I love how they sit around the computer waiting for instructions from MoveOn.com headquarters.

It's like they are mindless robots or something.

Posted by: DrewM. at November 29, 2008 03:35 PM (hlYel)

25 Wouldn't want any of them in a foxhole with me, that's for sure. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2008 03:37 PM (CwzFE)

26 This is what my Hell would look like.

Posted by: LC at November 29, 2008 03:39 PM (zZCR2)

27 "It's like they are mindless robots or something."

It's not LIKE that.  They are.

Posted by: Dave J at November 29, 2008 03:40 PM (qsGH+)

28 Having a brain, or any common sense for that matter, is an undesireable trait in a cult follower. They've served their usefullnsess for now and will be called on again to finger family and friends that oppose The Emperor in the regime

Posted by: Jody C. at November 29, 2008 03:42 PM (B/Y39)

29

for some reason, from watching that youtube clip I'm reminded of that scene near the end of the 80s movie "Windwalker" where the old Indian has been laid to rest on the  funeral pyre by his son and other loved ones who are standing around. 

The son says a few words and tosses the torch onto the pile and the flames start to lap the branches that are supporting the old Indian... at which point the old man wakes up screaming and on fire and he jumps off the platform runs until he dies. 

That was "Windwalker, the Director's Cut" by the way.

anyway, that's what that youtube clip reminded me of.

 

 

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 29, 2008 03:43 PM (8WOzU)

30

question?  I like star wars, it was one of those classic movies that affects a young childs like, especially a young boy, but?  What is it with the fucking battarants?

In "A new hope" look has a battarang on his utility belt.

In empire, the fucking fighters have batarangs that they use to trip the walkers, and then he has to strip his gunners dead body to get a fucking batarang, so he can throw a thermal detonator into another walker?

Then, In "phantom menace" amadallah and her entire security force, uses batarangs to scale 2 stories of the palace to save naboo.

What is it with batarangs?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 03:43 PM (ul7te)

31 Ha ha ha ha- If that is how they celebrate, I'll stick with the bitter clingers!!

Posted by: kidney at November 29, 2008 03:44 PM (QZyY3)

32

It's a fighting hole PA.

Foxes hide, Warriors fight.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 03:45 PM (ul7te)

33
This is a lot like that debate video from a few months back, only minus the ass.

Posted by: Tinian at November 29, 2008 03:45 PM (Ohodx)

34

Wicked -

That Vicks Vapor Rub you're using may, in fact, be aircraft modeling cement.

Check the packaging!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 29, 2008 03:46 PM (8WOzU)

35 This would make great cable access programming.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 29, 2008 03:47 PM (eiOZw)

36 yeah bumper, that was a lot of mispelling, even for me.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 03:47 PM (ul7te)

37 To quote Eric Cartman, goddamn hippies!

Posted by: pforeman at November 29, 2008 03:51 PM (S7Xpi)

38 That one idget reminds me of (p)Rick from the Britcom The Young Ones.


(p)Rick: Everyone, everyone, Pay attention to me!!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 03:52 PM (8yPsP)

39

They should all be found strangled in a ditch somewhere

 

Useless. Absolutely useless

Posted by: trump at November 29, 2008 03:52 PM (2jGlR)

40 I'd rather exist as a conservative in loss, than reign as a liberal in this kind of hell...these women...and I'm a woman but it's like---geez---ugh.  Take a look at Laura Ing. or some other conservative women, I mean they actually are attractive...and how I miss Barbra Olsen.   She was-even to us women-the ultimate role model.     But of course-she died on the plane that hit the Pentagon.  The women and "men" in this Move-On room...what do they know of that???     

Posted by: teri at November 29, 2008 03:54 PM (Bww2W)

41 It's like the scenes in Batman where everybody stops using hair products because The Joker poisoned them all.

Posted by: bour3 at November 29, 2008 03:55 PM (9YONe)

42 Ah, Barbara Olsen.  What a brilliant, beautiful, classy lady.  I still miss her.  And I still think Bush should have nominated Ted for AG

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 03:57 PM (fWF4Q)

43 That shit reminds me of the kind of crap my former boss (a MAJOR HRC supporter) used to make us do at work. We were a bunch of accountants doing dumb shit like staring into each others eyes while standing right in front one another. Damn glad she's my former boss. Best part was when I dropped her ass on the "river stone teamwork challenge". 

Posted by: kat at November 29, 2008 03:57 PM (S7Xpi)

44 These people need a serious reality check. I suggest we cease all food shipments from red states into the New York city area . It's doubtful these folks can tie their own shoes much less produce food or any of life's basic necessities . 
Get out now Ace and other morons , while you still can. I'm pretty sure they're infectious.

Posted by: aubrey at November 29, 2008 04:02 PM (1YVnX)

45 This reminds me of a group dynamics meeting I was forced to participate in when I was in college. Everybody is filled with goodness and light and love and sugary sweet sweetness, as long as they get to run the world. When things don't go their way, watch out.. What is it with liberals that they feel the compunction to mess everybody's life up? Is it because their own life is so screwed up that they think they get a do over with somebody else's life?

Posted by: Harry at November 29, 2008 04:03 PM (fGO+E)

46 Hey, congratulations on your big win! I see it's paying some really big personal dividends for ya!

*cracks beer*

*smiles*

Posted by: Warden at November 29, 2008 04:05 PM (KXbGD)

47 If this is how they act when someone is filming them, just imagine the bitchiness and self-aggrandizement that goes on when no one else is watching.

Posted by: Charity at November 29, 2008 04:06 PM (Yo1La)

48

Me too, ombudsman,  Ted Olsen would have been a great A.G.  Yes!!

I went to the Smithsonian travelling 9/11 exhibit a few years ago when I was on a business trip to Kansas City.   They had the phone Ted Olsen recieved Barbras's her call on 9/11 asking what should she tell the pilot?  What should they do??  It touched me to tears to just see that phone.   That and this pair of high heels from an office worker in Tower 2 on the 86th floor or something who had come down all the flights on them.  As a girl-that really impacts you-those 4 inch heels.   She said-she never realized she was in high heels until days later when she saw they were worn down about 2 inches...  

Posted by: teri at November 29, 2008 04:07 PM (Bww2W)

49 Good. Lord. This is their Wednesday night church meeting and the screeching chick is their Rev Wright. They keep saying "change" like it means something but I didn't hear anything specific. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything specific. I liked how they clapped when pottymouth rolled her eyes and said she was leaving. Those people eat their own... If being on the losing side means not being like this, I'm very ok with that.

Posted by: Shannon at November 29, 2008 04:10 PM (q0Z3p)

50 It looks like a room full turkeys Sarah Palin is about to pardon.

Posted by: mossback at November 29, 2008 04:11 PM (in8Vs)

51 If I ever see anyone with one finger in the air, while talking to me, I heckle them.  It's just how it works.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:17 PM (ul7te)

52 Just to make everyone feel better about losing to these people ...... We also lost to the lovely shoppers that ran over that poor guy on Long Island.
Sophisticated urban dwellers  ..... Face palm.
 

Posted by: aubrey at November 29, 2008 04:18 PM (1YVnX)

53 Star!?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:19 PM (ul7te)

54 more proof that feminism exists to protect ugly chicks. 

Posted by: howie felterbush at November 29, 2008 04:20 PM (F6Zi5)

55 "The purpose of this gathering is to make sure the change we fought for becomes a reality"

Ha.

Suckers

Posted by: AD at November 29, 2008 04:21 PM (dW9kw)

56 These people are completely incapable of anything substantive.  Most of them have never run anything, never met a payroll, never been responsible for other people's lives.  All they do is "feel".  My contempt for them is boundless.

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 04:21 PM (fWF4Q)

57 Make fun, guys, but they won.

They handed our asses to us.

You think their willingness to get together once in a while and figure out how they can push their political desires on their elected officials a bit harder might have had something to do with it? Yep, they whine and fantasize, but they also come out of there with a sense of purpose and a direction to work politically until the next meeting.


Posted by: Jimmie at November 29, 2008 04:24 PM (XVqOk)

58 I believe these people are missing the "don't repeat mistakes" gene. Do none of them read history or have to raise children. Platitudes and coloring books are not what make societies or families function.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 04:25 PM (MOdlB)

59 Unsurprisingly, the imbecilic troll, John Ryan, lives somewhere in the Upper West Side.


Posted by: Warden at November 29, 2008 04:26 PM (KXbGD)

60 As a PUMA, I think it would be great if we worked together for the good of America.  Every time you throw around 'menstrual' that way you lose half of the audience.  If we liked misogyny we would be supporting Obama.

Posted by: Honora at November 29, 2008 04:26 PM (KzXaT)

61 At least a decade ago, before I regained my sanity, I was sitting in on some of the seminal meetings of a new 'group' forming while it was hashing out its by-laws and mission statement.  It was being done by consensus. After my college fraternity experience, and my Navy experience, and my business experience all with hierarchical organizations (that actually accomplish things) the discussion was getting a bit old for me.

The final straw for me was someone seriously comparing their deliberations to those of the founders of the Republic in Philadelphia in the 1700s. 

Like the f-dropping blonde, I chose that time to leave.

Posted by: w b h at November 29, 2008 04:27 PM (MKg7L)

62 I don't think so, Jimmie. They were a fringe element and when confronted with their impotence when "they won", the shrieking and garment-rending should be fun

Posted by: Frank G at November 29, 2008 04:29 PM (P0rQD)

63

Jimmie,

We handed us our asses after nominating the worst fucking candidate we could have.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:29 PM (ul7te)

64 oh, and cockholsters... the "guys" at least

Posted by: Frank G at November 29, 2008 04:30 PM (P0rQD)

65 As a PUMA, I think it would be great if we worked together for the good of America.  Every time you throw around 'menstrual' that way you lose half of the audience.  If we liked misogyny we would be supporting Obama.

Honora, I'm sure he meant "menstrual" in the good way.

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 04:31 PM (fWF4Q)

66 Fags and fag food. These people simply exude weakness.

Posted by: jaleach at November 29, 2008 04:34 PM (gHrZU)

67 You think their willingness to get together once in a while and figure out how they can push their political desires on their elected officials a bit harder might have had something to do with it?

No. I think these people are utterly ineffective in just about all walks of life.

A press that functioned as the propaganda arm of the DNC, coupled with a GOP candidate that failed to deliver a cohesive and easily understood message? That might have had something to do with it.

Posted by: Warden at November 29, 2008 04:37 PM (KXbGD)

68

It's nothing but menstrual snapping...

Oh, there's plenty of post-menstrual snapping there, too. 

In fact, from what I could see, that meeting was powered mostly by hot flashes and beard dandruff.

Posted by: DelD at November 29, 2008 04:40 PM (Yw/4J)

69 Jimmie, WP's right.  We hit the perfect storm this election- awful candidate, incumbent party, unpopular president, financial meltdown, a  kneepad-clad media in the tank for The One.  I hate that we lost, but considering those factors, I'm actually encouraged that we only lost by 6 points.  We just need to focus and get back to work

Posted by: ombudsman at November 29, 2008 04:41 PM (fWF4Q)

70 A bunch of white hipster douchebag yuppies, drowning in the waves of their own white quilt, trying desperately to be the most important "agent of change" (whatever that is).  Funny, yet sad.  I give it a 5/10.

Posted by: Shy Yll at November 29, 2008 04:42 PM (301dE)

71 @37: To quote Eric Cartman, goddamn hippies!

Aha, so that's how a room full of acidemics behaves.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 29, 2008 04:42 PM (STXJ7)

72

A press that functioned as the propaganda arm of the DNC, coupled with a GOP candidate that failed to deliver a cohesive and easily understood message? That might have had something to do with it.

The economic situation really killed it for us. Hank Paulson should burn in the deepest pits of hell for that. With Ben Bernanke sitting on his lap, of course.

Posted by: jaleach at November 29, 2008 04:42 PM (gHrZU)

73

who in their right mind would recommend dazzler?

Give me boom boom anyday!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:50 PM (ul7te)

74 The products of a wealthy and peaceful society.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 04:52 PM (8D00g)

75 My favourite bit is when the quite beautiful blonde girl says "fuck".
I've played that part back a lot of times, but just to get this transcript:
"MoveOn is not about an isssue.. the issue being you guys cannot organise, and we need to figure out how to fucking do it."

Posted by: o.u. at November 29, 2008 04:53 PM (UFJzJ)

76 and how the fuck do you bring in Northstar, without Aurora!?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:53 PM (ul7te)

77 Arrested development on a scale of millions. The real problem with folks like these is they emerge from the idiot factories scattered throughout our nation like medieval mice spontaneously generating from piles of rags. Worse, they can not improve with age, they don't learn from their mistakes because they never make any. They learned a long time ago that they are right about everything.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 04:53 PM (PI3vs)

78 life is a concept, a philosophical hypothesis that must be arged about in the safe confines of respectable society, and not acted upon in the dirty world of the commons.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 04:59 PM (ul7te)

79 Samuel L Jackson's line from Jackie Brown comes to mind: "AK-47 - When You Absolutely, Positively Got To Kill Every Muthafucka In The Room."

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 29, 2008 04:59 PM (QTQzC)

80 Wait until they find out that they don't get to define Hope and Change, but Obama does.

Obama is a puppet and everybody thinks they hold a string.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 29, 2008 05:00 PM (GlrN/)

81 <blockquote>
Jimmie, WP's right.  We hit the perfect storm this election- awful candidate, incumbent party, unpopular president, financial meltdown, a  kneepad-clad media in the tank for The One.  I hate that we lost, but considering those factors, I'm actually encouraged that we only lost by 6 points.  We just need to focus and get back to work
</blockquote>

I'm not buying it. While we were all sniping at the other candidates, McCain ended up as the last one standing. That's our fault for not getting together and figuring out which candidate was going to carry most of our values to the Oval Office.

We won in 2004 despite the MSM in the tank for Kerry, a terrible incumbent party, and an unpopular war. This time around we had the surge to ram down their anti-war throats and we failed. We have Jeremiah Wright and we failed. Ditto Michael Pfleger, Bill Ayers, Bernadette Dohrn, Rashin Khalidi, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, et. al. We failed because we couldn't get our shit straight and they could.

Posted by: Jimmie at November 29, 2008 05:00 PM (XVqOk)

82

My lesbian grilfriend makes more sense, especially after her methadone and Valu-Rite.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at November 29, 2008 05:01 PM (oIvn7)

83

How did I forget havok?  JESUS!!!   i love havok, and with scott's death that could be a good tie in.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:01 PM (ul7te)

84 That meeting needed to be interrupted by the Cloverfield Monster.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 05:02 PM (PI3vs)

85 bernadine.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:03 PM (ul7te)

86 bernadette is an excellent song by the 4 tops.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:04 PM (ul7te)

87 We failed because we couldn't get our shit straight and they could. Posted by: Jimmie So true. *sigh*

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 05:04 PM (PI3vs)

88

7 heavens?

You had me at lesbian girlfriend.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:04 PM (ul7te)

89 Jimmie, its called open primarys, where (several times) winner takes all.

Add to that, blue states voting first, and culling the conservs out, and you get John McVain.

Until we fix the primary system, we will get more McCains, and Bob Doles. Likable, but never winnable.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:05 PM (8yPsP)

90

"To me, consensus seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects."
Margaret Thatcher

Posted by: Pelayo at November 29, 2008 05:08 PM (nw+cE)

91

Yes JarvisW, I would by far prefer it being party delegates actually doing what they originaly did rather than drinking and fucking at some random hotel, but actually picking a good representative for the party, rather than allowing the unknowing idiots make the pick, especially when we allow cross voting, which is just plain fucking stupid.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:10 PM (ul7te)

92 It is only a matter of time until these stooges figure out they are mere tools, and are not needed until the next election.  Back to the toolbox, tools.

Want some comedy relief?  Watch the video again, with the idea the power is going to go off, and STAY off, for over a week.  Imagine what these drones would think and do.


Posted by: TXMarko at November 29, 2008 05:11 PM (RieXX)

93 And wait until they find out that Obama won't overturn everything the Bush administration did.  That he'll keep the "fascist" homeland security provisions.  That he won't exit Iraq right away.  Keep not asking and not telling.  Looks like the Bush tax cuts will stay in place for now, too.

I had a colleague who thought that the airport security procedures would be relaxed under a Democrat.  Ha!  Obama will do anything to keep from having a terrorist attack on US soil after Bush had been successful for 7 years.

All of this stuff that they hated about Bush -- stuff that made Bush immoral and evil -- well, Obama either will actively continue it or at least not do anything about it.

As we all know, it depends on the party, though.  Obama will be "thoughtful" because he's "smart" donchaknow.

It's amazing how stupid that "smart" people are.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 29, 2008 05:12 PM (GlrN/)

94 As a PUMA, I think it would be great if we worked together for the good of America. Every time you throw around 'menstrual' that way you lose half of the audience. If we liked misogyny we would be supporting Obama. Posted by: Honora Menstrual is absolutely spot on. Doesn't bother me, besides, I'm past that and most of the hags in the video obviously are too. What is their excuse for acting like 12-year-old first born older sisters bossing their young siblings. And, God, look at those pitiful slightly-more-male-like creatures milling around. Tim, this is so good but so pathetic. Very brave of you. The reality is we DID lose to this. Unbelievable. Unfortunately, I know people like this, some are my friends. But that's what I've got. Love them dearly, but will never understand their politics. My brain doesn't work like theirs. And for that I am grateful.

Posted by: kasper at November 29, 2008 05:13 PM (aKxKu)

95 From proverbs of Chief Wiggum:
"Eh, it's time for an old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!"

Posted by: casel21 at November 29, 2008 05:19 PM (TDBm9)

96

It's amazing how stupid that "smart" people are.

Something I noticed about myself some time ago, but am completely unapologetic about, is that we all refer our knowledge based on our own experiences, thats why I always have "when I was in" stories and shit.

The problem with the academicly trained and minded people is that the majority of their experiences (at least the new ones) are sterilized mean nothing concepts, rather than actual experiences, that they learned in classrooms rather than in life.

When you have a 19 year old talking about war, you have to realize whether that 19 year old is in their second year of college, and speaking of what they learned in a book, or if that 19 year old is a young corporal who had to shoot fuckers, before they shot them.

They are both 19 year olds, but who's story are you gonna give credence to?

Most of the left, and portions of the right aren't from the school of real experience, but among the intelligensia who thinks that real life is just a gameboard upon which theories can be tested, meanwhile, the rest of the world actually has to deal with the realities of life.

Thats why the left sucks.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:19 PM (ul7te)

97

and without a doubt the best mutant superpower on the planet is held by "longshot."

"Whats your power?"

"I'm lucky."

"you're lucky?  how can that serve humanity?"

"served your wife pretty good last night, like I said, I get lucky!"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:24 PM (ul7te)

98

JarvisW, an open primary election is where the voter declares his or her party at the time they vote. A voter registration card in an "open" state will not have a party listed. In a "closed" state, one's party is printed on the voter's registration card. If someone wants to vote in a different primmary in a closed state, they have to change their registration within the statutory limit for registering. I live in an open primary state. I have voted in nearly every Republican primary since 1970. The only Democrat primary that I ever remember voting in was in 1980 when I voted for Kennedy against Carter. In the election I voted for Reagan. 

I think you were thinking about a "winner take all" primary.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 29, 2008 05:27 PM (nw+cE)

99

Did they actually suggest Obama coloring books?

Perhaps we should start our own 'Change' campaign. Just hijack the mutha out from under them.

I say we start the day after he takes the oath of office.

Seriously, just hijack it flat out from under them. It will take them weeks to come up with something new.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 29, 2008 05:29 PM (nhdXr)

100 Jimmie, its called open primarys, where (several times) winner takes all.

Add to that, blue states voting first, and culling the conservs out, and you get John McVain.

Until we fix the primary system, we will get more McCains, and Bob Doles. Likable, but never winnable.

Excuses. Blue states didn't cull conservatives out. Conservatives did. Romney's Mormonism. Thompson's lack of "belly fire", whatever the hell that is. Giuliani's RINOness (yeah, tell me you wouldn't have taken him over McCain).

We sat around and nitpicked while those people in that meeting, and plenty others just like them, sat in their living rooms and worked out how to clean our clocks. Today, we're still nitpicking and they're gearing up for 2010 and a nice, clean sweep.

You can either whinge about the MSM or blue states or whatever convinces you that the loss was none of yours or you can, in the words of Vito Corleone, act like a man.

Posted by: Jimmie at November 29, 2008 05:29 PM (XVqOk)

101

# 77 Arrested development on a scale of millions.

Exactly.  But it is still a mystery to me why so many have never been forced by life to grow up.  I think many of these people's formative years were spent following the Grateful Dead around acting the fool.  And there is a nagging   feeling inside them that their whole life has been based on a gigantic fraud, but they've invested so much in it that it is too painful now to admit they are wrong.  I saw Peter, Paul and Mary recently on an interview.  Depressed and depressing, the regret on their faces was palpable as they muttered cliches about how instead of making any money, they had contibuted to society.  Justifying wrecked and empty lives is so burdensome. (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at November 29, 2008 05:30 PM (oIvn7)

102 Well, like Rush's Operation Chaos, if you KNOW you are going to vote Democrat in the General, but vote in the Republican primary, then I'd say that could cause a problem especially in a blue state that could have Dim voters outnumber repubs.

I'm in Texas, and I've NEVER had my vote count twords who I would like in the General. All I got this time was a Liberal, and a Looney.

What I mean, is when NH and Iowa picks your candidate, you aren't going to win anything.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:32 PM (8yPsP)

103

Wickedpinto, sometimes that 19 year old Corporal or that twenty something Lieutenant jg, Whatsisname who testified before Congress, will just make shit up.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 29, 2008 05:32 PM (nw+cE)

104 The loss was none of mine. I voted like I do every time, Libertarian, because there are no true conservitives left by the time it gets to me.

So, I didn't loose this one, the system did.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:34 PM (8yPsP)

105 TX ----I don't know if you're into science fiction, but the Dies the Fire series by S. M. Stirling outlines just such a scenario. Reading it and realizing what would happen to liberalism--it would disappear in like a minute--always makes me feel a little better.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 05:35 PM (8D00g)

106

Man- you could slice the PMS in that room with a fuckin hammer...

One question about the proposed 'Obama coloring book': nah- make up your own joke.

Posted by: Jones at November 29, 2008 05:40 PM (VkNlv)

107 Short version of this video: Fugly brunette: "I want to be Obama's cockholster." Femmy guy: "No, I want to be obama's cockholster." Fugly old broad: "No, I want to be Obama's hand-tooled corinthian leather, mink-lined, jergens-lubricated cockholster." Fin

Posted by: rinseandspit at November 29, 2008 05:42 PM (oEAm5)

108

whinge

Are you English?

Posted by: katya at November 29, 2008 05:43 PM (G3frc)

109 Maybe a change would help.

The state that voted the highest percent twords the last presidential nominee in the General, should get the first primary and so on till you get to the state that had the lowest percent.

Just off the top of my head, but that seems better than what we have now.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:44 PM (8yPsP)

110 katya - I could have used "snivel" or "pout" or "simper", but "whinge" seemed right.

Posted by: Jimmie at November 29, 2008 05:46 PM (XVqOk)

111

 

Wickedpinto

among the intelligensia who thinks that real life is just a gameboard upon which theories can be tested, meanwhile, the rest of the world actually has to deal with the realities of life.

I remember saying to my father during the election that it was up to those of us who understood the truth to do what had to be done for the rest of us who did not.  It was only later that I remembered he had said that to me when I Came to Believe in conservatism.  And that includes my lesbian girlfriend.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at November 29, 2008 05:47 PM (oIvn7)

112

I could have used "snivel" or "pout" or "simper", but "whinge" seemed right

But the only time I've ever seen the word "whinge" is in literature written by or with the POV of an English person.  Just curious.

Posted by: katya at November 29, 2008 05:49 PM (G3frc)

113

(Sura 2:29)

FUNNY!!

BTW, can one of you guys check the hostages, and see if it's down? or if it's just me.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:50 PM (ul7te)

114 Also, I was not whining. I did act like a man.

I saw a problem, and proposed a solution. I came up with an action we could take, to help the party in the long run. Much better than what those leftys above could do.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:51 PM (8yPsP)

115 If the past is prologue, in 2012 a new Reagan will beat our new Carter. I hope so and I hope it's Palin. But, in 1980 there were many more sensible and knowledgeable people than there are today. I worry that there just too many nitwits now.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 05:54 PM (PI3vs)

116 FUCKING TURKEY!!!  My goddamn mouth is still bleeding!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 05:54 PM (ul7te)

117 We did not lose by much and if you factor out the cheating, The annointed one barely won.  These are still losers in my view.  The gene pool will be taken care of eventually when the radical muslim terrorists take out NYC, Chicago, Seattle, LA, and DC, all bastions of libtards with their heads in the sand.

It's not a matter of if, but when on Obama's watch does a major American city with loads of libtards gets wacked.  Just watch the first season of 24.

Posted by: Herr Steifenhoch at November 29, 2008 05:58 PM (v9vTw)

118 WP, um, YOU are supposed to cut the turkey, NOT the other way around! lol

Hope it gets better tho

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 05:58 PM (8yPsP)

119 Nope, katya, I'm not a Brit. I have a couple or three Brit friends, though, and the word has sort of stuck with me.

What did you propose, Jarvis. Fix the primary system? Come on. You know that's nowhere near in our hands. I also remind you that the Dems primary system wasn't much better and they managed to run two strong candidates. No mistake, Hillary Clinton would have pummeled McCain, too. Primaries are up to Party honchos. They'll do what they do. We killed the good candidates early, plain and simple.

Posted by: Jimmie at November 29, 2008 05:58 PM (XVqOk)

120 Anybody notice any Afro-Americans at that clusterfuck?

Whiter than a Alabama Klan meeting.

Just saying....

Posted by: Barbula at November 29, 2008 05:59 PM (UKP1H)

121

 I have a couple or three Brit friends, though, and the word has sort of stuck with me.

Got it.

Posted by: katya at November 29, 2008 06:00 PM (G3frc)

122 Anybody see the replay of Stephen King's The Stand today? There was this creepy guy who the evil "Flagg" character took on as a disciple. The guy kept saying "my life for you." Reminded me of Obama supporters. I really feel these people are just useful idiots. But don't underestimate the numbers out there. This is their religion.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:01 PM (e2mBS)

123

I was butchering the fucker, and while breaking the joint of the thigh, the leg came loos and I hit myself in the face with a turkey leg and thigh.

Prolly wouldn't be a big deal but I have a big scar inside my mouth, that makes it easy for me to accidently bite through my cheek.

But I denfinately felt stupid.  How the fuck do you hit yourself in the face with a fucking turkey leg?!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:01 PM (ul7te)

124 We (Conservative voters) didnt kill the conservative candidates.

As for party honchos, well, we may not have that much control over them as individuals, but if the blogs would start to complain, and propose alternative plans then we (Conservative voters) could voice our opinions on those, and if they don't listen, they will continue to loose elections, and eventually be in chage of a party of no one.

Either way, whatever. I want a viable 3rd party, and thats a whole other can of worms that has nothing to do with this topic.

I'm off to the store for TP and beer. Have fun all!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 06:04 PM (8yPsP)

125 Have you been drinking by any chance?

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 06:05 PM (8D00g)

126 Okay, I only made it to 50 seconds, (wouldn't be the first time) but fuck these fucking fucks!  This is just like that Onion video that circulated after the election about a bunch of O-tards who didn't know what to do with their ding-a-lings now that O-thello was in the muthafuckin hiz-ouse.  Just like how my lib dip shit sister in law asked me how I felt about the election.  How the fuck do you think I feel?  The answer is in the premise:  when Bush was reelected in 04, she claims she spent a week in tears.  When Obama took Ohio, I knew it was over, I threw a few F-bombs at the TV during his victory speech, and called it a night.  Conservatives don't invest their fucking IDENTITY into their President.  Poopy pants Useless Eaters like these ball huffers in Manhattan do, and that's why they need to gather for their post-coital Obama wipe-off cuz after all... when you have no life, you have other people's lives.

Posted by: kiffen at November 29, 2008 06:08 PM (XnuxH)

127 I don't cook drunk, it was just a freak incident, that OF COURSE! happened to me, shit like that always happens to me, no matter my BAC.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:08 PM (ul7te)

128

Jimmie: we have no more control over our candidates than we do over our primaries. All this "we" didn't do the right thing is utter bullshit. "We" did exactly what we should have done: vote for the best man for the job. There were no truly good candidates in this race, just as the Democrats had no decent candidates in 2004.

Truth be told, the Dems didn't have any decent candidates THIS time, either. But when you have somebody who pisses off the Conservative base AND is less exciting than drying paint, you're set up for failure. Kerry did this in '04. Despite Bush's missteps, he was STILL more lively and appealing to the public.

And if you're an American, spell like it: "whine." Damn Limeys.

Posted by: The Band at November 29, 2008 06:10 PM (QtRBc)

129 Kiffen, you keep holding it in your gonna get an ulcer.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:12 PM (e2mBS)

130

question about this stupid vid. . . .how many of you guys would invite people like this into yourhouse, then watch them shit on everything, without kicking them out?

When I gather with people I like and care about, If you piss one of them off, either I kick you out (if it's my place) or I leave (if it's not) see the co-dependent nature of their passion?

They congregate in groups of abusers and abused, and they like it.

Me?  I like stupid jokes and laughter.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:12 PM (ul7te)

131

My favorite part may have been the "forming of the counsel" debate. Liberal Guy: "We're going to form a "Counsel"....Old Hippie woman on the floor: "No we're not." Guy: " if you want to sign up for the counsel we're passing a sign up sheet around" Hippie: "We signed it but it's not for a counsel"

That's good stuff.

Posted by: Biased Girl at November 29, 2008 06:15 PM (wlvY+)

132 Which one was John Ryan?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 06:15 PM (PI3vs)

133 @66: I didn't see any meat on the table there.

@123: WP; You need some lessons on how to cut up a turkey from a former professional. I used to work in a turkey plant, so I know how to do it at 16 birds an hour.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at November 29, 2008 06:16 PM (tMUqu)

134

And while I'm ranting: forget the 3rd party crap, Jarvis. Parliamentary systems have many parties that join together in coalitions. Presidential systems have many parties that join together on one of two sides. When people start abandoning a major party to form a 3rd party, they merely lose the ability to hold the major party away from silly B.S. like "Compassionate Conservatism."

Stay and fight for control or abandon the Republicans to be Democrat-lite and leave the nation in the hands of the Left. Your call.

Posted by: The Band at November 29, 2008 06:17 PM (QtRBc)

135 @129--  Sorry, I've had a few tonight, and I live in Portland Oregon, and all I can say is if it wasn't for the moron meetups, I'd either be in the hospital or jail by now. 

Posted by: kiffen at November 29, 2008 06:17 PM (XnuxH)

136 Wicked That was a perfect meeting in their world. Dialectic. Working toward a consensus while everyone feels their input matters. Why I don't go to most meeting where I no I liberal is "in charge." I am like you. Let's get this done so we can have fun.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:17 PM (e2mBS)

137 I hear ya Wicked I jammed my own thumb in my eye and lacerated my cornea at work while telling a joke. You would think I could be in this moveon video.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 06:18 PM (8D00g)

138

smokey, it was a stupid mistake, that had a freakish turn, that led to a stupid injury.

I'm a raw bird butchering motherfucker, but you have to be a little more carefule with a cooked bird, and I seperated all the tissue, before breaking the joint, when I should have broken the joint before cutting, or even better, before I put the fucker in the oven, but did I do that?  NO!

Why? cuz I'm stupid.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:20 PM (ul7te)

139 Kiffen I get it. I am over here in Boise. We are getting Californicated since they can sell their 1K Square foot home and move here and buy a 3K with money left over. Just wish they would leave their ideas back in they state they already ruined. We get some granola Portland folks here to. I have given up dialog with them because they don't speak in logical terms. I need to find some morons here-well the avg Idahoan is a moran- born and bred.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:23 PM (e2mBS)

140 Wicked count yourself lucky. I work with a guy that melted the bottom out of his turkey fryer and severely burned the soles of his feet. Had skin grafts and was on his but for months. Thermometer broke/froze so he kept increasing the temp.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:25 PM (e2mBS)

141 We have people killing and dying on the other side of the world in part so that these clowns can meet in peace and safety. These idiots will never recognize or respect that. What a waste of perfectly good carbon.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2008 06:26 PM (PI3vs)

142 Shit, Boise sounds great--I moved here from Milwaukee and vote by vote, I think Mil and Port. are roughly equal, it's just the activism that drives me insane--you said it, it's the illogical bumper sticker smugness that makes me feel all...stabby.  It's hard to tell now who's from California and who are natives-- assimilation or incarceration?

Posted by: kiffen at November 29, 2008 06:28 PM (XnuxH)

143 Kiffen One of my last conversations had this line spoken to me. "your problem is you keep thinking in terms of historical right and wrong and the new way of thinking does not use that model." I went to the bathroom and between WTF's and banging my head on the wall I found my happy place. Problem is I have to work with these people.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:33 PM (e2mBS)

144 Wicked it is those moments where our memory/common sense lapse and freaky  odds come into play that hurt the worst. You will generally get away without injury even when it is deserved. But you will get caught by chance also when undeserved.

One of my dumbest lapses was putting Drano in a bathtub to clear a drain and when that didn't work went and opened the pipe in the basement. Damm lucky I can see today.
 

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 06:34 PM (MOdlB)

145 The bridge and tunnel crowd is similarly insane..but..without the passion. Want to know the definition of a NY "co-op"? Ans: Democracy Gone Awry

Posted by: sickinmass at November 29, 2008 06:37 PM (/i4dU)

146

I jammed my own thumb in my eye and lacerated my cornea at work while telling a joke.

I was cleaning my weapon, and my PltCom was right next to me (everyone thought I was about to explode at anytime, really, it was wierd that people would worry about one of their most talented, in a way that is really a bit offensive to the person they want stuff from) and while cleaning your weapon, you are also supposed to inspect, and oil your bayonnet (yes bayonnets are marked, and are specificaly assigned) and recommend any sharpening, or request honing or whatever(almost never an issue) Well, as a kid I owned a lot of knives, a LOT, actually had a small collection of authentic swords and shit, so knifeplay was a cakewalk for me.

The flip of course, the twirls the walks, the high tosses and the snap (where you flip the knife so fast and hard, it doesn't leave the horizontal axis, and then catch it at the handle) the blade ballancing shit.  Stuff like that.

Well, as soon as I removed my bayonett from the sheath for inspection, my PltComm sorta flinched, thinking I was gonna do something crazy, and I kinda laughed, and while staring him in the I I started to demonstrate some of my knife skills, without looking at either my knife or the hand.

He kinda laughed when I was done apologizing for his initial reaction.

about 10 minutes later, I had to remove the cotter pin from the bolt assembly to remove the firing pin.  I was a brutal nailbiter at the time, so I couldn't remove the pin with my fingernails, so I used my bayonet.

Now here comes the extraordinarily stupid part.

as I removed the pin the pin started to bounce and fall off the table, so what did I do?  well, I didn't wanna lose the pin, cuz that fucker is small, so my right hand (holding a sharp and rather heavy knife meant for the killing of other human beings) reached out to stop the pin from falling off the table, and therefore leading to me on my hands and knee's looking for a small pin, and in the process, cut off about a quarter of an inch of my left index finger.

Man, that was stupid, there I am bleeding like a stuck pig, basicaly unable to move cuz I was so humiliated at how stupid what I just did was.  The PltComm was cool about it and simple said something like "I think that was a very bad excercise of judgement."  But the poor fucking people who had to look at me, as I had blood flying out of my finger, and especially the armors were kinda horrified.

I don't even know how I ever thought that might have been a reasonable action, let alone rational.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:38 PM (ul7te)

147 Wicked I thought my cats breath was unusually bad and for some reason thought a breath strip would do the trick. The foaming shreaking cat ran through our whole house. My wife was not pleased with her choice in a husband that day. I only repeat the experiment when she is out of town.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:40 PM (e2mBS)

148 Agh!  My main hope (pardon that soiled word) is that Obama sells the fuck out and is more focused on staying in power than catering to the insane, utterly useless, tripping-over-their-own-incompetence wishes of fools like that.

Posted by: Anthony at November 29, 2008 06:44 PM (nHaXG)

149 locus 139 - McCall was one of my favorite places as a kid (grew up in ID). We went back a couple of years ago to find it had been overrun and all but unaffordable. A sin and a shame.

Posted by: Shannon at November 29, 2008 06:45 PM (q0Z3p)

150 Shannon I am lucky and work for a rich guy. He owns the place right next to Simplots on the lake. So I still get to enjoy it some. But you have to go to the white clouds to get the Idaho I like.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 06:48 PM (e2mBS)

151

That actually reminds me of a non stupid story locus.

Had a friend, her name was colleen (might have changed it, what with all the calling and occasional running car outside her front door, and stuff)  and her dog, before he passed, used to choose gum.

NOONE! was allowed to chew gum in her house, cuz the dog always wanted gum if he saw humans chewing it.

She would occassionaly go out, and give the dog a whole stick of bubble gum (not as in one stick, as in WHOLE stick, all 5 or 6 pieces) and there's her dog just numming on the fucking gum like nothing.  And he didn't eat it, he just chewed it, and then wold spit it out in his water bowl.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 06:48 PM (ul7te)

152 Wikedpinto

I started working in a bike shop and when things would fall of the bench I would try to catch them on top of my shoe. That is a great game to play when working with stuff under 5 lbs. Later on my new job required working with flanges of 45lbs or more. Thank the lord my reaction time was poor the first time I tried catching one of those. Today my feet fly back not forward for all things that roll off the bench.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 06:50 PM (MOdlB)

153

This only further concurs what I already knew:

There's no sense in trying to differentiate between my sworn enemy who wants desperately to kill me and my fellow countrymen whose childishly naive world view is going to get me killed.

Posted by: pendejo grande at November 29, 2008 06:51 PM (iMnDJ)

154 Wicked that reminds me of a guy on my ship who ran his thumb thru a meat slicer while mess cranking and lost the top 1/2 inch or so. He tried to tape it back on, which probably wouldn't have worked, but he made sure it wouldn't because he kept pulling off the tape to show everybody in a dirty Naples bar. Even the hookers and ricciones were repulsed.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 06:54 PM (8D00g)

155

It would be funny if it wasn't so creepy. Look at history and the cult type followers that were produced that did awful or stupid things to themselves or others.

They aren't going to "figure out" of "find out" anything. These are the kind of followers of Jim Jones and Haley Bopp that took their own life rather than face one iota of truth or common sense. Their life is empty and looking for meaning or to belong. It really is a cult mind

Posted by: Jody C. at November 29, 2008 06:56 PM (B/Y39)

156 No, these are not what gave Obama the election. These are just Useless Idiots along for the ride. There wasn't any boost from them, especially from apartments in Manhattan, where the phrase 'foregone conclusion' could be applied.

Far more damaging was the massive push by the MSM to push Obama and bury the slightest negative, added to the immense incompetence on the GOP side for years leading up to the election.

At what point did the GOP get really confrontational on meaningful issues in a place it couldn't be buried? What a difference it could have made if Bush had mustered the balls to give a speech laying out the huge amount of malfeasance by the left in causing the financial meltdown! Just lay out the facts, including, oh by the way, which candidate litigated for the people pushing for more bad loans to be handed out to people who would never be given the time of day by a bank not compelled by irrational feelgood laws.

If anything, these worthless fools should illustrate how badly the GOP screwed up. Because they didn't lose it to these idiots. THey lost it to themselves and their failure to fight.

Posted by: epobirs at November 29, 2008 06:59 PM (gwYnR)

157

Honora #60: , remember your admonisment about "menstrual" the next time you feminists start talking about testosterone poisoning.

Chicken, meet roost.

Posted by: effinayright at November 29, 2008 07:00 PM (dBb94)

158

Will, I've actually heard a number of stories like that.  Being in the service (at least the agressive ones) makes you so used to pain being a part of your life, that you miss the most idiotic situations that cause you harm.

Like my slamming my fingers and thumb in the trunk of my car, and then bleading all over my car as my friends and roommates asked me if it hurt, and my response was "like a motherfucker"  later we agree'd not to talk about it.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:03 PM (ul7te)

159 Re: the MoveOn meeting:

I'm extremely pleased to see how fractious and divided these folks are.
Gives me hope.
Maybe not as much of a cult as I thought.
Can't organize an SS with a bunch of people arguing with each other.
Hallelujah!

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 29, 2008 07:05 PM (Prdx7)

160 got another unrelated story, it's not mine,it's one of my best friends from when I was in, but it's funny, though it would be a long story.  I think I will save it for a while.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:05 PM (ul7te)

161 Harry@45:  What is it with liberals that they feel the compunction to mess everybody's life up? Is it because their own life is so screwed up that they think they get a do over with somebody else's life?

Precisely.

By the way, that explains that psycho Soros.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 29, 2008 07:11 PM (Prdx7)

162 Maybe Ace can set up a "times me or people I knew in the service fucked themselves up to some degree and it's actually pretty funny and it's so stupid they should be Obama voters" thread on some slow news day.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 07:13 PM (8D00g)

163 If you morons get a chance to watch the Stand again do it. Only this time make view through Obama eyes. "My life for you!"

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 07:15 PM (e2mBS)

164

Thats funny will,

It's kinda amazing how graceful people can be in one way or another, only to end up lopping off an appendage.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:16 PM (ul7te)

165 Wilhelm I was writing this.

Ace we need a thread for all the stories of the stupid crap us morons did that we survived. With the caveat that if you were not in danger of losing one or more of your 5 senses or there was no blood it doesn't count.

I think my post may adds to yours. (some of us have not served but can add to the stupid)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 07:17 PM (MOdlB)

166

OT

Anybody read David Broder's latest column? Somebody really needs to get that guy a beach towel. He's got at least a pint of Obama's semen still dripping from his chin. Fucking nauseous. You need to go read it.

Posted by: pendejo grande at November 29, 2008 07:19 PM (iMnDJ)

167

locus The Stand rules..the guy's name is Trashcan Man, and there were, what 60 million Trashcan men on the 4th.

 

Oh yeah Buzzsaw it wouldn't have to be a service-related dumbass move. Or even a drinking dumbass move, but I sure have plenty of those.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 07:23 PM (8D00g)

168 hahahahhaha at least you "morons" can admit you are also "losers" now. or does reality have a liberal bias? "obama can't win! never mind the the MSM polls--they all have a liberal bias! party ID is all screwed up! they were even 4 years ago! adskfjlsdkjflkJ!!!!!" hahhahha it's called reality, my conservative friends. get used to it. you're going to have 8 more years of it.

Posted by: conservativesARElosers at November 29, 2008 07:26 PM (lus7y)

169 We're not your "friends," dumbass.

Posted by: The Band at November 29, 2008 07:29 PM (QtRBc)

170 MoveOn still cannot move on. They don't even know what they want other than to gather with hypothetically like-minded peers (though it's apparent they're not like-minded as far as goals go, either), so moving to wherever is going to be a bit difficult.

Which is nice.

We lost to a party that attracts the equivalent of flocks of chickens with their heads cut off.

Which isn't so nice.

On the upside, these "movers" aren't carrying weight (other than the dense objects on their shoulders) as evidenced by the new Obama Clinton Administration.

So we're back to beak even... not really nice but could be worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 29, 2008 07:30 PM (sI5Ho)

171 go eat a dick 168

Posted by: kiffen at November 29, 2008 07:33 PM (XnuxH)

172

There's something about service that invites those kinds of situations though.

I have a SHITLOAD! of those stories, like my friend cracking me in the face with his helment while "helping" me. or falling off a narrow cliff face, while "rescuing" my friend, a lot of wierd situations, especially if I include the stories about my friends.

Like pete falling about 100 feet, and us rigging a rapel anchor and then pete yelling out, "no, It's cool, this place looks awesome!" and us losing anchor, cuz all of us were laughing too fucking hard.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:33 PM (ul7te)

173 Is an Obama coloring book racist?

Posted by: Elliott at November 29, 2008 07:33 PM (5Kt8c)

174 conservativesARElosers

I grew up in an time when winners were winners and losers were losers. Do you remember when kids kept score of the games they played and only a few got trophy's. Odd thing is from that the pain of losing is what teaches one to win. And you all have no clue as to why you won and can't repeat it.

Enjoy the win but fear the rematch.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 07:34 PM (MOdlB)

175

Conservatives cut the tips of their fingers off, and realize how stupid they were.

Dem's cut the tips off of other peoples fingers, and sue for damages.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:34 PM (ul7te)

176 beak =~ break

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 29, 2008 07:34 PM (sI5Ho)

177

true story, after the story about california schools banning dodgeball, pretty much the entire base "protested" by having all of us play dodgeball for one of the PT days.

Well, there is a BIG difference between a bunch of 5'4" kids throwing projectiles at eachother, and having .5 percent of the most fit people in the US throwing projectiles at eachother.

There was some real damage done.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:37 PM (ul7te)

178 Yeah Pinto but you ground guys get more slapstick shit just by the physical nature of your duty. Us ship based air conditioned decent food eating clean sheets types have to dig deeper. So two guys come back one night hammered and start to drag race those jet-pulling tractors right off the flight deck and--shit maybe I'll save that one for the big thread.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 07:39 PM (8D00g)

179 Wikedpinto

While you were in the service I was drinking, hunting and 4 wheeling (trucks at my age) in the woods with my buddies at that dumbest age of men 18-22. We didn't have to do dangerous things but the fact most of us survived is still amazing.

I do thank you for your service so I got to be a moron risking life and limb for apparently no reason.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 07:44 PM (MOdlB)

180

168 hahahahhaha at least you "morons" can admit you are also "losers" now. or does reality have a liberal bias? "obama can't win! never mind the the MSM polls--they all have a liberal bias! party ID is all screwed up! they were even 4 years ago! adskfjlsdkjflkJ!!!!!" hahhahha it's called reality, my conservative friends. get used to it. you're going to have 8 more years of it

---

Fortunatly you will be just as fucked as the rest of us. Actually more, you eagerly voted to give yourself the royal bendover

Posted by: Jody C. at November 29, 2008 07:45 PM (B/Y39)

181

will, I remember going to the gym while on ship.

FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT!!!  even though list and tilt was minimal, I couldn't work out with my regular weights, cuz having heavy shit you are holding just above your head, when other shit moves, is fucking freaky!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:45 PM (ul7te)

182 You vote for the bendover every Tues and Sat tranny night at your local fag bar 168

Posted by: kiffen at November 29, 2008 07:47 PM (XnuxH)

183 brainstorming

Posted by: The Jerk's Daddy at November 29, 2008 07:49 PM (kJVzu)

184

Yeah Buzz, I think that the only reason there is teenagers, is to identify those males who can survive adulthood.

All the stupid shit I did as a kid, just for the fun of it, makes me wonder how the fuck I survived to the so far ripe old age of 33.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 07:50 PM (ul7te)

185

Yeah Pinto but it really rocks you to sleep.

For the 3 or 4 hours at a time we got.....

 

MAN are we off topic.....#168  EMF.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 29, 2008 07:50 PM (8D00g)

186
Fixing my 179

I do thank you for your service so that could be a moron risking life and limb for apparently no reason in the greatest/most free country in the world.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 07:50 PM (MOdlB)

187

168

Case in point.

Posted by: pendejo grande at November 29, 2008 07:58 PM (iMnDJ)

188 Can't quite put my finger on what those idiots remind me of.  Nope.  Can't place it at all.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at November 29, 2008 08:00 PM (o2slJ)

189 will, I would say that it's a flip on the food.  Our food was good, but the hospital had better, but on ship the food was mediocre, but there was a LOT OF IT! which suited us just fine.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:05 PM (ul7te)

190 @170:  On the upside, these "movers" aren't carrying weight (other than the dense objects on their shoulders) as evidenced by the new Obama Clinton Administration.

Everyone seems to think that the fact Obama is taking a bunch of Clintonites on board--including Clinton!--means he's selling out or compromising or watering down his ideals....
Doesn't anybody get it? Clinton and Obama are BOTH Alinskyites, i.e., they're BOTH troublemaking socialists. The only difference is that one of them's white and female, the other's male and black.
Because Obama is so frightening, everyone seems to forget just how FAR LEFT the Hildabeest is!
Their joining forces is NOT GOOD.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 29, 2008 08:05 PM (Prdx7)

191 Anybody see the replay of Stephen King's The Stand today? There was this creepy guy who the evil "Flagg" character took on as a disciple. The guy kept saying "my life for you." Reminded me of Obama supporters. I really feel these people are just useful idiots. But don't underestimate the numbers out there. This is their religion.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 29, 2008 11:01 PM (e2mBS)


Funny you should mention that...  if I recall correctly, that character was the one who unwittingly caused the destruction of Flagg (aka The Dark Man) and all his followers by bringing an unstable nuclear warhead to him as a gift.

Posted by: Watcher at November 29, 2008 08:07 PM (E4ais)

192

Buzz I was peacetime, and am currently ashamed that I'm not one of these guys now.

Don't beg my forgiveness, simply heap your praise on the hero's serving now.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:08 PM (ul7te)

193

aka The Dark Man

I think it's "the walking dude"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:09 PM (ul7te)

194

aka The Dark Man

I think it's "the walking dude"

It's both. 

Posted by: katya at November 29, 2008 08:11 PM (G3frc)

195 It's both, actually.

Posted by: Watcher at November 29, 2008 08:12 PM (E4ais)

196

I've been over at Ebay for a while checking out the ACEOs and kept running into Obama 'art'. So, I went back to the homepage and did a search for 'Obama'.

20k+ items were returned. Amongst them are lots of t-shirts, buttons, posters, etc., but my favorites thus far are these. Each for a different reason of course:

The truly dedicated artisan.

And, you've gotta be kidding me.

Hurry before they're all gone.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 29, 2008 08:13 PM (nhdXr)

197 Wikedpinto

Tried to be a Marine in 1981 they wouldn't take me (minor asthma). They were right to keep me out but I have always felt less of a man than those that could.

So damm skippy I heap praise on these warriors out there now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 08:17 PM (MOdlB)

198 I once kicked the cord of a soldering iron and knocked it off the work bench, then reflexively snagged it out of the air.

I turned it loose pretty fast, naturally, but I still had a nice shiny brand on the palm of my hand for several weeks.

It's weird how the skin gets all slick and shiny when you get a burn like that.

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at November 29, 2008 08:21 PM (5MeOO)

199

Buzz,

Mesa and I kinda had this conversation the other night.

It hurts doesn't it buzz?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:22 PM (ul7te)

200

Dead?

I was 2881, 5911, 6341, one of my major jobs (other than shredding and burning shit) was soldering under a microscope.

While I was in class learning out to be a 5911 (the soldering job) I'm staring at a card under the microscope, looking at the next thing I had to fix, and I smelled something.

I turned to the person at the desk next to me, who happened to be one of my best friends.

"Whats that smell?" I said.

"you know, I didn't notice, but I smell it now, what is that?"

"thats why I asked you."

what was it?

MY FUCKING HAND!

I set the fucking soldering iron on my fucking hand!!!!  and I was so focused on the task I didn't notice.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:26 PM (ul7te)

201 yay!

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2008 08:27 PM (aaGD+)

202

Also Dead, my oldest and one of my best friends (we've known eachother since we got into a fight while playing T-Ball)

He's a car kinda guy, and his dad had a stick welder, and we were in metal shop together.

Buddy didn't clean the surface well enough while we were in metal shop, so he starts to weld a rough surface, and his stick . . . well, sticks.  Buddy was so irritated, that when he gesticulated, he dropped his glove, and grabbed the stick with his bare hand.

The stick stuck to his flesh, and he spent the whole time on the way to the school nurse (and later hospital) bitching about how he hated his gloves.

no tears, no screams, just bitching and moaning.

Thats what men do.

Women cry when in pain, men are pissed off that they allowed themselves to experience pain.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:30 PM (ul7te)

203

and before you question the whole "this shit always happens to me" shit.  Mesa, who is one of my closest imaginary friends, has met me in person 3 times for a total of about 7 days.

FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED EVERY TIME!!!

MoZdatious, a woman I love, was on the recieving end of the crazy shit that happens to me for a full fucking month.

I DON'T KNOW WHY! BUT THAT SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:35 PM (ul7te)

204 "...Clinton and Obama are BOTH Alinskyites, i.e., they're BOTH troublemaking socialists...
Because Obama is so frightening, everyone seems to forget just how FAR LEFT the Hildabeest is!
Their joining forces is NOT GOOD."

Of course. But what this new establishment cannot conceal is that it doesn't represent "change" of any sort, the mantra pounded out via the message machine that was Obama/MSM. A significant portion of the ignorant middle, if not even ignorant extremes, were sold on something new. "New" ain't happenin' and a return to the Clinton hacks hammers that home. Even some of the ignorant masses will be able to pick that up and the Right can exploit it... if it's smart.

Doing the smart thing, however, could still be problematic. But it could be worse. Obama could still be moving Lefter with the MoveOn crowds' urging, with his natural philosophy, and with the blessing of a peaceful, sharing planet. Reality, though, is whacking The One upside the head right now and he's not running Left as much as he's measuring his steps. The financial crisis and terrorism are but two of the contemporary events that will force Obama to reassess if not actually adopt some of Bush's current policies. MoveOn/Code Pink/Kos/etc. will remain sidelined however they shriek which is actually a bit surprising at this point. I consider that a positive though unexpected development.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 29, 2008 08:35 PM (sI5Ho)

205 Wikedpinto
Yeah it hurts but I did make it as far as the day of testing. So got a little taste of what I didn't miss. The Doc on the chair with wheels cupping your balls and asking you to cough and then asking for the bend over and spread em. And the Screaming Sargent that was sure I lied to the recruiter did dull the pain some. It did raise my respect for those that got in though.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 08:35 PM (MOdlB)

206 Men with no testicles.

Womyn with testicles.

Posted by: Kensington at November 29, 2008 08:36 PM (fhJCy)

207

buz, when I was in boot, I was only 19 years old and when I "graduated" we have this long ass slow run, it's called "The motivation run"  I fell out.  Not cuz I couldn't run, but at about the 1 mile mark we passed up a group of vets.

No shit, THIS IS NO SHIT! As my weak ass (I was not a fit Marine until about my second year) ran pass these old guys, many in walkers, many with canes, and all of them old and wrinkled were yelling and cheering for us.

Some of them, ran out into the formations, broke ranks and tried to join us.  It was something so beautiful that I didn't think I deserved the honor of runing with those men. and I fell out, not cuz I couldn't run the slow ass shitty run, but because on that day, I didn't think I deserve to be a Marine.

It's a sight to see and experience.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:47 PM (ul7te)

208 @196 The "truly dedicated artisan" guy looks like he did them in his mom's basement as part of his occupational therapy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2008 08:51 PM (5MeOO)

209 Kiffen at 126, so perfectly stated Sir!

Posted by: Awnree at November 29, 2008 08:53 PM (eH8Cv)

210 >>168 hahahahhaha at least you "morons" can admit you are also "losers" now. or does reality have a liberal bias? "obama can't win! never mind the the MSM polls--they all have a liberal bias! party ID is all screwed up! they were even 4 years ago! adskfjlsdkjflkJ!!!!!" hahhahha it's called reality, my conservative friends. get used to it. you're going to have 8 more years of it.

<hr>

Good!  I can quit my job and live on welfare like you worthless fucks do! Meanwhile, Barrack Hussein Cockmongler will pass the FOCA, so faggots like you will abort themselves out of existence. YAY!

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 29, 2008 08:56 PM (QTQzC)

211 Yeah buzz, it's not an easy life, but it IS exciting.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 08:57 PM (ul7te)

212 Wikedpinto

Not that I have the right to say it but that story deserves a.

Semper Fi Motherfucker!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 08:58 PM (MOdlB)

213

Meanwhile, Barrack Hussein Cockmongler will pass the FOCA, so faggots like you will abort themselves out of existence. YAY!

and adoptions will drop, and healthcare in America will plunge, and marriage contiguity will plung, and really who cares?  they are just catholics, fuck the catholics.

THATS RIGHT!!! CATHOLIC CHARITIES IS ONLY THE LARGEST CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN THE FUCKING WORLD, BUT FUCK THEM CATHOLICS!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:00 PM (ul7te)

214 the ones who lead and the ones who followed are the only true Marines.  Guys like me just marked time.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:02 PM (ul7te)

215

They look like a room full of my sister-in-law multiplied by hell. Arrrrgggggg. There’s nothing worse than a yuppie fucking liberal after a vomit victory.

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 09:15 PM (Qd7GC)

216

They look like a room full of my sister-in-law multiplied by hell.

Good shit Vic

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:17 PM (ul7te)

217 They look like a room full of the dipshits I wish my brother-in-law would've hooked up with. My sister is better than that shit.

Posted by: AGR at November 29, 2008 09:20 PM (r8a5Z)

218 One Time?  they were kicked out of bandcamp.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:22 PM (ul7te)

219

These were the assholes that got “picked on” at band camp or recess.  Eeewwwww, stoop it you’re huuurrrtting meeee. Waaggghhhh

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 09:25 PM (Qd7GC)

220 There's at least 2 of them that look good (not gonna go back and count) but with the crap that came out of their mouths would only be bedable when drunk.

 I like to drink but the boss says I need to be sober for work so these women would not work out long term.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 09:27 PM (MOdlB)

221 I don't care to talk about "in-laws" right now AGR, but I get your sentiment.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:33 PM (ul7te)

222

Has everyone seen this report  that the police were not even firing back at the terrorists in Bombay?  It makes one wonder if they were in on it except the terrorists were killing them.

 

H/T Atlas Shrugged

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 09:42 PM (Qd7GC)

223

yeah vic, heinlein who was a communist (no really he was a member of the party) and a socialist, was a FIRM believer in the concept that an armed society is a polite one.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 09:50 PM (ul7te)

224

Yep, he said that and I have been repeating it for years. It looks like they needed a bunch of rednecks with shotguns there instead of PC police who forgot how to draw their weapons.

 

I guess they recruited their police from people like the ones in the video.

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 09:55 PM (Qd7GC)

225 Mmmm, skanky stanky hippie cockholster.   urp

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 09:57 PM (atJ/J)

226

BTW, while true that in his younger years Heinlein was a socialist (I don’t think he was ever a member of the communist party) he abandoned that philosophy within a few years. His later writings had nothing but distain for socialistic principles and communism. He was writing anti-communist pieces as early as 1958.

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 10:03 PM (Qd7GC)

227 "214 the ones who lead and the ones who followed are the only true Marines.  Guys like me just marked time."

Same here, though technically a "war era" vet, I never saw action.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:04 PM (atJ/J)

228

does it hurt mogdi?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:10 PM (ul7te)

229 Happened into a local casino the weekend before the marine corps birthday. ys.Hundreds of warriors in blues. Talking to those men made me see that the gwot has changed things. My corps was a bunch of pussies compared to these guys. 84-90

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:12 PM (atJ/J)

230 does it hurt mogdi?
No not hurt. I just feel like I've missed my calling and that I was born to kill evil mf's that mean my fellow americans harm. I enlisted the day after the Lebanon embassy bombing. Had the honor of serving under President Reagan.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:19 PM (atJ/J)

231 Modgi

Your only really a pussy if you won't show up for the fight. When the other guy won't show up it just means you are that badass. And the guys that showed up on Osamas side for the current fight with the marines are just dumbass.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 10:23 PM (MOdlB)

232

I was 95-99, and I say it all the time, and it pisses my brother (a zoomie) off when I say that my biggest regret is leaving.

I had/have panic/anxiety attacks because of 9/11.

And seeing these new guys suffer, makes me think to my self that I should have filled that spot so that they didn't have to.

It hurts, a lot, at least for me.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:27 PM (ul7te)

233 "And seeing these new guys suffer, makes me think to my self that I should have filled that spot so that they didn't have to."
I hear you there. God Bless you and Thank You for serving.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:32 PM (atJ/J)

234 Gotta go folks....back later

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2008 10:32 PM (Qd7GC)

235

even while I was in, I didn't wear the blues in public, though I had some shiny blues (most decorated in fact in my company, no shit, and I didn't have a GCM, I just had a lot of floats, deployments and a NAM, my shit was shiny!) well once I wore my alpha's in public, that was my first ball, when my mother was my date. but other than that never wore my blues in public, I would always leave the ball and change.

Marines are Marines, and it's an inside thing, it's a special gift, random people aren't allowed to see it was my attitude.

No shit, My last day in the MC, was the ball, and my commander signed my discharge papers at midnight at the ball, and first thing I did after the papers were signed, was change my clothes, and later I'm sitting at a bar with a bunch of my friends, we all have the high and tight, some of us had the horshoe (I had the horshoe, even though I have a beany head)  and I wasn't in uniform, some stupid twat asked me, if I knew "those guys"

FUCKING OF COURSE I DID YOU STUPID BITCH DON'T YOU SEE THE HAIRCUT!?!?!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:35 PM (ul7te)

236 heh, most of my tour was I and I at a navy reserve base in Chicago, Parades, Funerals and Weddings. Free Blues and maintenance. Wore the hell out of them and loved to be seen in them. Felt ten foot tall.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:39 PM (atJ/J)

237 I call the blues "tailored sex."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:41 PM (ul7te)

238 Hey, btw do you still see those marines on a social level?

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:42 PM (atJ/J)

239 Wicked
Anyone with a pair who can't go kick some ass is hurting. You may hurt more cause they are your brothers but 9/11 screwed me up because all I can do to help is vote, worked ok in 04 but not so well this time.

My point is you are not alone even in the panic attacks.
I contribute to some military charities but money doesn't soothe my conscience

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 10:42 PM (MOdlB)

240 RARELY Mog.  Saw pete about 2 years ago, and it basicaly consisted of us crying in our beer, and he wasn't even a good marine.  Like I said Mog, it hurts.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:45 PM (ul7te)

241 Me neither, strange considering the shit we went through together.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:47 PM (atJ/J)

242 Dammit, that does it. I'm gonna find them fukkers

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:48 PM (atJ/J)

243

Also, mom was my date cuz. . well, she's my mom, and my favorite girl, but also, mom was a Marine Wife (dad was a viet vet)  who never got to go to a ball.

Wanna see a woman supporting the military?  Meet my mother, and she HATED me joining, no really she fucking HATED IT!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:49 PM (ul7te)

244 Starting with my fellow squad leaders and guide from mcrd

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:50 PM (atJ/J)

245

well mog, the stories all turn back to back then.  I understand how we distanced ourselves, because all we have is just a moment, and we can't speak eachothers language anymore.

2 of my good friends were from FUCKING MARIN COUNTY!!!!!!

How can a poor guy who lives with his mom talk to someone from Marin?

When we were Marines it was different, but now it's basicaly impossible.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:52 PM (ul7te)

246

hollywood or sandflea's mog?

I was hollywood.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:54 PM (ul7te)

247 Never even questioned why you took your mom to the ball. My Mom was dead against me joining but once she started getting letters from The Honorable Mr Reagan regarding my performance and promotions she warmed up to it. The only person in my family to serve since my grandfather killed nazis was my brother in the navy.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:55 PM (atJ/J)

248 Hollywood

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 10:56 PM (atJ/J)

249 my family, at least my fathers family was VERY martial, and no, my mother HATED bro and I joining, I was Marines, he was Airforce, and there was this strange melange of tears as she said she loved us, but how we were so wrong in our decisions, more tears, it was wierd.  But once we joined, she was the biggest fucking camp follower there was.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:57 PM (ul7te)

250 silly conflict between hollywood and sandfea's.  The stone washing alone should offsett all the arguments, not to mention the hills.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:58 PM (ul7te)

251 "our humps are vertical, just remember that."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 10:59 PM (ul7te)

252 Wicked, I think we have the same fucked up feeling that we aren't doing what we were born to do and that's to keep our republic safe and secure. We need to take a deep breath, arm ourselves and protect our families and neighbors. It's all we have now.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:02 PM (atJ/J)

253

Modgi?

I was weak, but I spent my youth learning how to be Marine, and while I was Marine, I was FUCKING MARINE!

STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I EVER DID was letting my contract expire.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:04 PM (ul7te)

254 you are a badass mf.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:06 PM (atJ/J)

255 situops have changed, now you're a minuteman. Patriot.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:10 PM (atJ/J)

256 Modgi and Wiked you both put in your time not knowing if it would be the time for a fight. I get the regret but these Devildogs they got now seem to be kicking ass and diggin graves. Do you really want to take that from 2 of them.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 11:10 PM (MOdlB)

257

no shit, I built a tertiary libary for my platoon, and all of the senior staff and even the pltComm was irritated, because in comes this kid, with a court-martial (I was CM'd btw) and he has a shitload of the enlisted, and more than a fair few of the officer recommended reading list for my branch, and everyone started competing buying other books, and pushing "reading groups" and  "active learning" and shit.

One fucking 22 year old kid kicked these old timers (they were all oaf 15 years older than I was, which is an eternity in the service) into a hyperactive education attitude.

BOOK REPORTS!!!  FUCKING BOOK REPORTS! were mandated!  (I was the training clerk, so . . . .well you get it.) by my bosses, later, we started to have map comparissons, where we had to create strategie's based on classic battles.

Really!  No REALLY!!!

My platoon filled with pogues had to do strategy hypotheticals.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:11 PM (ul7te)

258 Defending her from within. Same oath brother.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:12 PM (atJ/J)

259 maybe one of the ones who died buzz.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:13 PM (ul7te)

260 Buzz, No sir won't take anything from these heroes.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:15 PM (atJ/J)

261 Wiked
If we could trade would any Marine ever Die?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 11:17 PM (MOdlB)

262 It's part of their job buzz, and it's why they are so awesome.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:18 PM (ul7te)

263 dumb ass question buzz

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:19 PM (atJ/J)

264 You guys are still up?

I never served. My generation fought the first gulf war, but I didn't even think about it at the time. I wasn't informed enough to let me know it was important. Even tho I was a big WWII buff, and was in ROTC for one year in High School (they let us shoot GUNS under the SCHOOL!!! Marksman btw lol) I had other things to do. Mainly party too much. Anyway, once 9-11 happened, I checked into joining the reserves or guard, and found out (like someone said above) that they didn't want Asthmatics. I want to do something to help, I just dont know what. Except keep a small arsonal.

Anyway, my story...

I was at Twin Peaks ( a Hooters type place) watchin the Cowboys game and a Private in his Dress Blues came outside to hang with his friend while he smoked a cig. He wasn't very tall but was standing inbetween the TV and me. After a minute he turned around and saw where he was and said "Oh sorry, can you see, should I move??" Well, if it was anyone else, I would have politely said, "excuse me" or something, but he wasnt in the way, and two, he was just outta boot camp, and I knew what he was going to have to do, so even tho I'm a huge Boys  fan, I would have let him stand there all night in my way, and would never have said a thing. I have too much respect for you guys. Anyway, I said no, and told him "You guys kick ass! Tell all of them that when you get back!" He just sheepishly smiled, and said thanks, but I meant it, anyone who servs rules in my book!!!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 11:20 PM (8yPsP)

265 Every marine knows that you're life belongs to the corps. U Signed the Motherfukkin Contract= usmc

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:22 PM (atJ/J)

266

100% completely and true story.

My bro was in the first gulf, and my family, at least my fathers side, is very martial.

My school gave us a day off, so we could protest the gulf war.

NO FUCKING WAY that was cool. 

a couple friends and I literaly brought sleeping bags and we SLEPT at the entrance of my highschool.

Every other protester who hated America got attention, but these 5 or 6 kids SUPPORTING the troops, were ignored.

That is 100% no shit.

BTW was suspended the following munday for saying "you aren't man enough to serve, like my brother."

again, 100% no shit.

I was suspended for protesting the protest to the war.   NO SHIT!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:25 PM (ul7te)

267

exactly mogdi, I say "if you are you ARE!"  but it's the same thing.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:26 PM (ul7te)

268 Uncle Sams Misguided Children,.it goes on

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:27 PM (atJ/J)

269 and each new variation is better than the previous.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:29 PM (ul7te)

270 @#266, Yeah, I had a moment like that.

I was in a 6th grade class, and the teacher wanted us to do a anti gun paper. I did a pro 2nd amendment one that was just as good and had as many points of argument as any of the anti papers did. Well she saw that paper and gave me a C- while all the Anti papers got at least Bs.

I knew then that I was up agenst something weird, and at crossways to what I grew up with. (Dad was Navy pre Nam, and taught me how to shoot at age 10)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 11:30 PM (8yPsP)

271 Fuck. Wicked you were more of a leatherneck than I. If you have regrets than I have regrets the same times hell.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:30 PM (atJ/J)

272 I'm gonna try to get some sleep.

As a goodnight I'll say to all those that signed on that dotted line to protect me and my family weather in peacetime or war Thank You!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 29, 2008 11:31 PM (MOdlB)

273 er, maybe it was 8th grade...

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2008 11:31 PM (8yPsP)

274 gn buzz, np was an honor.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:33 PM (atJ/J)

275 they did it, the warriors killed cyrus.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:38 PM (atJ/J)

276 oh and, why do i want to mean fuk that hippie chick on the screen cap?

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:44 PM (atJ/J)

277 huh?

Posted by: misplaced apostophe at November 29, 2008 11:50 PM (atJ/J)

278 duh

Posted by: comma actually at November 29, 2008 11:52 PM (atJ/J)

279

Jarvis?

when your very life/job consists of doing one of the most despicable acts that humanity almost always condemns, you tend to be noble.

Marines are the modern day knights, because their life is learning how to execut the most horrible of acts, so in compensation, they become the most courtly of individuals.

I know, I was a Marine, and you can even ask MCPO Airdale.

Marines tend to be nice, it's the Navy you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:54 PM (ul7te)

280 Be in my bunk, nevermind that patchouli stench or the sound of shearing scissors. Just me getting a hippie ready for copulation. Later morons and,.....cockholster

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:56 PM (atJ/J)

281 The pool has thinned, but Ace still has good commenters, and I'm thankful for meeting jarv, and mod.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 29, 2008 11:58 PM (ul7te)

282 Lol, a squid hit me in the mouth from behind in virginia. Pushed my teeth through my face.

Posted by: Modgi at November 29, 2008 11:59 PM (atJ/J)

283 Next day a chow hall flip invited him to the beach

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:00 AM (atJ/J)

284 Ever been to Virginia beach wicked?

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:01 AM (atJ/J)

285 Thanks WP!

You guys that serve(d) are still the ultra shit tho!

And dont put down the Navy (you guys are supposed to be a part of lol) My dad was Navy!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 30, 2008 12:03 AM (8yPsP)

286 We were right by where that huge pipe meets the sea, Anyway she ran away and he turned to see the 13 of us stationed there for training, I stood still and my friends did really bad things to the dude. He ended up literally on the flag pole.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:05 AM (atJ/J)

287

just different jarv.

Bedtime, I can't believe it's fucking 4, I wasted 6 hours!?  WTF!?!?!??!?

I blame mesa.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 30, 2008 12:06 AM (ul7te)

288 We don't put down the navy, unless they deserve it.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:07 AM (atJ/J)

289 Nice to meet u wicked, gn and keep the fight alive sir.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:09 AM (atJ/J)

290

yeah we insult the navy in general, but thats all in good fun, we insult navymembers directly, I mean reallly, if the Marines and the Navy hate eachother, who's gonna give us a ride to the warzon.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 30, 2008 12:10 AM (ul7te)

291 you too mod.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 30, 2008 12:11 AM (ul7te)

292 Later guys!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 30, 2008 12:13 AM (8yPsP)

293 Hey Jarvis,
 Patriots don't always serve in the organized military. We recognize men like you who we can count on if we ever need to defend our republic as probably more significant than our federal militia. regards.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:15 AM (atJ/J)

294 Seabees say, "Marines are Seabees with a light duty chit"

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:18 AM (atJ/J)

295 Then of course, any intelligent navy conversation goes to seals. game over.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 12:21 AM (atJ/J)

296

These people need to be strangled in front of their children and/or *choices*

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 30, 2008 12:42 AM (RWmCt)

297 Thanks Modgi!

I can handle a gun, but I may be better with a video camera or editing. Thats what I do, and what I was looking into thru the Guard or Reserves. (if they would allow me)

I just haven't come up with anything I can use so far. I will someday, and hope you all will like it.

I comfort myself just a bit that I read the blogs every day, and make sure I know what is really going on out there. So I may not serve, but I am a step ahead of the rest who don't. (I hope)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 30, 2008 12:49 AM (8yPsP)

298  I noticed on the first frame of the video the woman has her pointing forefinger well above the shoulder line - is she thus a manical tyrant?, or she just took lessons from the dead tyrants on how to best make her "point" to her NOW best friends...? 

Posted by: joetee at November 30, 2008 03:19 AM (prdCq)

299 Crayola is working on that new color to make the Obama coloring book come alive, working name, Kencaucarabian.

Posted by: JohnTBissell at November 30, 2008 03:23 AM (qEPBV)

300 "We lost to these guys? These guys?"

Those look like 'guys' to you?

Posted by: Kevin at November 30, 2008 04:14 AM (KO6dP)

301 Is it their grace, their intellect, their beauty that won this race.

Absolutely not, 600 million dollars, and an army of ACORN THUGS.  The right couldn't have won if they ran the perfect candidate.  It's like that poor dead Walmart employee....those people were going to win no matter what.  5 million on the Whitehouse grass.  What a show that will be.


Posted by: free at November 30, 2008 04:33 AM (cFwGO)

302 You can't help but notice that the women are fugly !! Typical liberals in that sense. They have very few good looking women on their side, and that's no accident.

Posted by: Will at November 30, 2008 05:07 AM (21FJP)

303 I think that I know two of them!  They are both lawyers.  My guess is that almost all of the participants are either lawyers or academics.  If they both read this blog, and are who I think they are, then -

G. - I will talk with my boss about pulling biz from your law firm.
Ex-Fat  - I am happy for you that the gastric bypass worked and that you've mellowed enough to be tolerated at MoveOn.


Posted by: chsw at November 30, 2008 05:10 AM (6KFZ+)

304

fine. so fight fire with fire and piss them off royally as a bonus.

i propose a "Change? Yeah - about that..." coloring book illustrating various ignorant Liberals a la the video at howobamagotelected.com

make fun of them.  nothing sears the Left like being mocked.

Posted by: ShyAsrai at November 30, 2008 05:11 AM (8SMBY)

305 Good gawd almighty! Makes JP Sartre's No Exit look like a fucking picnic! Do I detect the stench of trust-fund-marxists (like Ayers)?

Posted by: nutmegory at November 30, 2008 05:44 AM (D1qhi)

306 OMG LOL

And this is in a so-called sophisticated Manhattan? They all seem so petty, so lost, so..so..libtards LOL

I'm sure there isn't a single person there that knows anything about Obama that wasn't spoon-fed in bullet points or sound bytes. How many do you suppose know Obama got his three challenges thrown of the ballot and ran unopposed during and his first state campaign?

It's sad clueless people can have so much say in politics.

Posted by: Sarah Becker at November 30, 2008 05:46 AM (C3qa2)

307 I rather crawl into a pit of live cobras than be trapped in a room with those people.

Posted by: Randy R at November 30, 2008 06:01 AM (Q/Lyg)

308 "I thought my cats breath was unusually bad and for some reason thought a breath strip would do the trick. The foaming shreaking cat"

I got this far and absolutely cracked up at my computer here!  Biggest computer laugh I've had in years!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

.... now I'll go back and read the rest of your post.  If I can!  hahahah!

Posted by: Alana at November 30, 2008 06:16 AM (JE2zV)

309 I live in New York City (Manhattan) and at least I can say is that I did not vote like they did. That is a source of pride and comfort for me - that I played no part in electing  Barky Obama and on the contrary - did all that I could to defeat him.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 06:16 AM (JZz6U)

310 omg i'm still laughing!  my husband came in to see what it was, and I read it to him and he laughed too, and he doesn't laugh that easily!  hahahahahaha

Posted by: Alana at November 30, 2008 06:19 AM (JE2zV)

311 The old hag that appears at 2:29 can scare children that's for sure. The blonde one who mouthed the obscenity is typical of the latte drinking crowd on the Upper est Side.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 06:23 AM (JZz6U)

312 I want to see a follow-up a year from now, after the glow from victory has worn off!

Posted by: PJ at November 30, 2008 06:24 AM (GVdvM)

313 Humorless. They're all completely...humorless. Somebody send this vid to Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert and say, "This is what you wrought. Happy now?"

Posted by: wankette at November 30, 2008 06:41 AM (9b3kU)

314 Wow. The gal who takes the floor at 1:37 looks like Susan Atkins from the Manson Family.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 06:42 AM (JZz6U)

315 An Obama coloring book? They act like a bunch of 7 year olds. If you want to move on some more take some Fibercon.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 06:46 AM (JZz6U)

316 Anyone notice that there was not a single person in that room who was Black?

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 06:53 AM (JZz6U)

317 I can only say(write): FUCK THE UWS.  WHAT A WASTELAND.

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at November 30, 2008 07:11 AM (rbLHc)

318

#316

Jezze,

I noticed the same thing and had to scroll down here to find out your beat me to the punch?

Great minds work alike!

"The party of Color" as long as the color is White.

Do you think those bitches would have called the cops if Leroy had shown up?

Several would surely have fainted with Jungle fever.

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at November 30, 2008 07:11 AM (2+9Yx)

319 Not exactly Vikings.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 07:19 AM (PI3vs)

320 "The move on coun-sel"

These people practically deserve terrorism to reign down on their neighborhood--because, I suspect, they think it's all a GWB creation. Complete and utter morally twisted morons. Cowards. Fools.

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at November 30, 2008 07:24 AM (rbLHc)

321 RE:  The video

"gathering tens of thousands of photos of people around the country, asking for change"

Isn't that the homeless?  I thought there wouldn't be any of those under The Messiah ....

Posted by: iamfelix at November 30, 2008 07:28 AM (U7i6B)

322 Six months from now, at a new meeting, one of them will let slip out "I kinda miss Bush" The next moments will be like Dawn of the Dead.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 07:36 AM (PI3vs)

323 318 Kemp
I am not surprised that there was no Black faces in that group. The liberals/leftists/Socialists  love "people of color" as long as they (Blacks) do not build low income housing in their (White) neighborhoods. For all their liberalness (is that a term?) none of those Upper West Siders (assume that they are living in the West 80's for a moment) would consider moving a mile and a half up the road  to Harlem (despite parts of Harlem becoming trendy) to prove their liberalism.

Yes if Leroy, Jamal or Malcolm showed up at the party they would have called the cops on them and the Susan Atkins lookalike with the finger in the air would be screaming.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 07:39 AM (JZz6U)

324 322 Six months from now, at a new meeting, one of them will let slip out "I kinda miss Bush"

The next moments will be like Dawn of the Dead.

Oh I beleieve they will miss Bush. Much easier to hate someone form the sidelines (while you sip your lattes and plan your next European vacations) then it is to actually govern.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 07:41 AM (JZz6U)

325 eman 322 it looked a lot like Dawn of the Dead already...outside the mall

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 30, 2008 07:44 AM (8D00g)

326

We better take bavck everything open in 2010. Just saying.

Posted by: thionite at November 30, 2008 07:53 AM (5jHpZ)

327

 Scipio,

You are right on about, NIMBY liberals.  They love public housing in blue collar neighborhoods, but don't let "them" move within  a mile of their homes.  The only non integrated neighborhoods in Charlotte?  The rich ones.

My neighborhood "Watch" even sent an email telling you not to answer the door in a Black showed up and call the police if you see any walking the neighborhood that don't work for you.

She went on to say the "they" were so desperate now  that we would have to be on our watch constantly. 

Hope and Change!!

Kemp 

Posted by: kempermanx at November 30, 2008 07:54 AM (2+9Yx)

328

I am not surprised that there was no Black faces in that group. The liberals/leftists/Socialists  love "people of color" as long as they (Blacks) do not build low income housing in their (White) neighborhoods. For all their liberalness (is that a term?) none of those Upper West Siders (assume that they are living in the West 80's for a moment) would consider moving a mile and a half up the road  to Harlem (despite parts of Harlem becoming trendy) to prove their liberalism.

You don't understand.  Black neighborhoods are only for visiting for two hours in a lifetime to pick up trash and paint swingsets before retreating to gated suburbia with a cathedral-sized sense of self-satisfaction in tow.

We've got capitalism and Christian charity -- the two vehicles which have lifted more people out of poverty than every other man-made contraption combined -- and they've got an objectively unworkable command-and-control scheme that directly contradicts immutable human nature and token, useless, feel-good gestures with no positive affect whatsoever on the behaviorial pathologies that produce urban decay and decadent "poverty" in the first place.

But, remember, they're the compassionate ones.  Because no number of lives is too great a sacrifice to fight the adoption of the highly successful methods of their ideological enemies.

Posted by: VJay at November 30, 2008 07:55 AM (k87Wm)

329 327 Kemp
Nothing funnier then liberal whites coming up with pathetic rationalizations for moving out of neighborhoods when their kids have to go to school in majority non white school districts. Listening to their verbal contortions is hilarious. Never do they admit the real reason - fear that Susie or Bobby would get mugged by their classmates.
The problem with the great state of North Carolina is that too many Northern liberals (fleeing the consequences of their liberal voting for liberals i.e high taxes, bad business environments, poor schools, high crime) are moving there and taking their liberal politics with them. I was actually thinking abut retiring to North Carolina but at least I am not a liberal voter so I should be an asset to that state.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 08:28 AM (JZz6U)

330 Was there any men at that meeting who was not a Nancy-boy?

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 08:35 AM (JZz6U)

331

Hags and Fags Fo Shizzle

What would have been a blast would have been a couple of gang bangers home invading them and watching all the fags and hags crying and crapping thier pants. 

 

 

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAA

Posted by: LisaS at November 30, 2008 08:36 AM (48Yuz)

332 No Exit

Posted by: ronsfi at November 30, 2008 08:38 AM (wSGuY)

333 Was that a trailer for a new Woody Allen movie?

Posted by: Allswell at November 30, 2008 09:14 AM (l7ERK)

334 Could have easily been The Onion

Call me crazy but I liked it when NYC was really dangerous. 

Palin 2012!

Posted by: Urban Infidel at November 30, 2008 09:32 AM (JLtJg)

335 This is why I live on the Upper East Side.

Posted by: Denise at November 30, 2008 10:40 AM (tWE8U)

336 If I found out I had to attend a meeting with these flaming douchbags, I think I would self-administer 'Death-by-a-thousand-paper-cuts' just so I wouldn't have to go. I'm positive it would be less painful.

Posted by: Stitches at November 30, 2008 11:00 AM (KyqYb)

337 Guaranteed, not one of these useful idiots have been west of the Hudson River, much less in one of the Flyover Country states.

They remind me of my one aunt who lives in western CT - she always asks when I'm going to bring the kids there, like it's the greatest place in the world. When I ask her why would I, since I can go to my cabin in the north woods  anytime I want to, she's at a loss for words.  It's like they think that there's only intelligent life in Northeast.

And she's NEVER made an effort to come out here....

Posted by: Blue-Eye Infidel at November 30, 2008 11:35 AM (+oWGk)

338 "We're here...we're rich and sickeningly touchy...get used to it!"

Posted by: Thea at November 30, 2008 01:43 PM (N0hv7)

339 "We failed because we couldn't get our shit straight and they could.
Posted by: Jimmie"

And of course, it helps that nothing negative was reported on Obama for two years.

Posted by: Thea at November 30, 2008 01:47 PM (N0hv7)

340 Hey, quit knocking guacamole!

Posted by: gp at November 30, 2008 02:01 PM (gsxJU)

341 "If  I get yelled at again, I'm leaving" - Oh comrade please don't.

Posted by: Scipio at November 30, 2008 03:50 PM (bePn5)

342 Yes if Leroy, Jamal or Malcolm showed up at the party they would have called the cops on them and the Susan Atkins lookalike with the finger in the air would be screaming.

No self-respecting Negro would be caught dead at such a lame party.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 30, 2008 05:16 PM (KUsKt)

343 #15 -- that would be more protein than they normally get in their diets... #67 -- remind me again how the PUMA's came through for us big-time....

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