July 31, 2012

Harry Reid Unbound: A Conspiracy of Seventeen Old White Venal Men Is Putting In Their Dentures To Feast on the Meal of America They've Purchased
— Ace

The balls on this guy.

"We feel comfortable in the Senate," he said. "Where the problem is, is this: Because of the Citizens United decision, Karl Rove and the Republicans are looking forward to a breakfast the day after the election. They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth are gone. But these 17 angry old white men will say, 'Hey, we just bought America. Wasn't so bad. We still have a whole lot of money left.'"

I didn't fucking get invited. Is there bacon? I like the eggs Benedict too. Will there be Hollandaise?

Then he goes on to say he "heard" from someone he can't name that Romney is a fugitive from the IRS. But the IRS doesn't know about it yet. Just Romney himself, and Harry Reid.

Saying he had "no problem with somebody being really, really wealthy," Reid sat up in his chair a bit before stirring the pot further. A month or so ago, he said, a person who had invested with Bain Capital called his office.

"Harry, he didn't pay any taxes for 10 years," Reid recounted the person as saying.

"He didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain," said Reid. "But obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

"You guys have said his wealth is $250 million," Reid went on. "Not a chance in the world. It's a lot more than that. I mean, you do pretty well if you don't pay taxes for 10 years when you're making millions and millions of dollars."

I like how he says "I have no idea if this thing I just made up is true" but then says, "Hey, do the math, you don't pay taxes for ten years, you're sitting pretty, right?"

Prediction: The press will be far more interested in this made-up "I heard a story" claim than Obama's well-documented felonious property swap with convicted political fixer and bagman Tony Rezko.

Yeah I'm winning that one, eh?

By the way: He attributes this story to an "investor" at Bain. And you know, when someone invests in your company, naturally you share your personal income tax information with him. I mean, that's industry standard.

Harry Reid

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I can smell my gray old balls from up here. They smell like Gold Bond powder and shame.


Thanks to "interested."

And because Harry Reid is such a vile creature, here now a porcupine with the hiccups.

Posted by: Ace at 12:49 PM | Comments (183)
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1 I call that bold talk for a worm-eyed Mor-Man!

Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 31, 2012 12:51 PM (J6kXj)

2 Boldness.  Thy name is Ace.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 12:51 PM (9VtDs)

3 They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth are gone.

The balls on this guy.

That sounds like a description of Harry Reid.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

4 I love the smell of Leftard pants filling in the morning.......

Posted by: maddogg at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (OlN4e)

5 Somewhere a Cowboy Poet is crying.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (9VtDs)

6 I think somebody left the door open.

Posted by: maddogg at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (OlN4e)

7 You're dead, Harry. Please have the good grace to fall down.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 12:53 PM (3SvjA)

8 @iowahawkblog Please don't trend #HarryReidisaPederast unless you have evidence that #HarryReidisaPederast or can disprove that #HarryReidisaPederast.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 12:53 PM (5H6zj)

9 An angel, dressed all in white, came to me in my sleep and said: "Harken unto me, Mitt Romney is the father of two bastard children by different women.  That is all for now." 

I dunno if it's true, but there it is.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (QKKT0)

10

Harry, you are such a pitiful, impotent excuse of a "man."  Your juvenile taunts to Romney will not make him do what it is you want - release all those tax returns.  You really think you are clever, but you're as transparent as Saran Wrap.

Please crawl back into the Preparation H tube from where you came.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (uEl+T)

11 Holla for Hollandaise!

Posted by: michelle obama's landing strip at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (9VtDs)

12 That slobbering in the food thing?  Nevermind.  That was me.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (QKKT0)

13 Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi will have a breakfast too. The entree will by all of them sitting around a plate of George Soros's shit picking tidbits out that look especially tasty.

Posted by: maddogg at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (OlN4e)

14 His disparaging remarks about old people will not play well. Is he endorsed by the AARP?

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (SK3DU)

15 Why don't you show us how you became a fucking millionaire on a Senator's salary, Senator Reid?

You wanna fucking open them books?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (imtbm)

16 Seventeen Harry Reids? Way to project, Harry.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (FcR7P)

17 Okay, Ace ,Reid didn't really say the part about the old White angry men slobbering in their breakfast did he?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (ZHge+)

18 I don't think the food is the only thing Harry Reid likes to gum, IFYKWIM.

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 12:55 PM (mjR67)

19 Some good yucks here ICYMI: TwitchyPolitics #HarryReidFacts: Some guy totally told Truther Harry Reid a thing about Romney's taxes; Media blindly repeats http://t.co/9GiEkuDS

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 12:56 PM (5H6zj)

20

Somewhere a Cowboy Poet is crying...

...because Harry Reid didn't call.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 12:56 PM (3SvjA)

21 Dad knows what a man is supposed to be.  And he showed me in the shower.

Posted by: Rory Reid at July 31, 2012 12:56 PM (QKKT0)

22 Some one needs to be fixed.

Posted by: Clemenza at July 31, 2012 12:56 PM (jlQ7t)

23 Maybe it was Pelosi's money-grubbing Republican Jews that told him that.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 12:56 PM (MMC8r)

24 There be a whole lotta flop sweat dripping from that corrupt asshole and the 'rats.


That said, methinks they've got a mole in the IRS giving them Mittens tax info.  If Romney wins, I hope he appoints the meanest mutha fuckin' US Attorneys to go after all of them. 

Posted by: eureka! at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (1qHOu)

25 Reid also said Romney's late father would be "ashamed" of him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (UOM48)

26 Prediction: The press will be far more interested in this made-up "I heard a story" claim than Obama's well-documented felonious property swap with convicted political fixer and bagman Tony Rezko. ***** Hell Harry Reid's little property deal down in Arizona. A deal in the desert for Senator Reid? A bill he wrote could have affected the friend who sold him the land. BULLHEAD CITY, ARIZ. — It's hard to buy undeveloped land in booming northern Arizona for $166 an acre. But now-Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid effectively did just that when a longtime friend decided to sell property owned by the employee pension fund that he controlled. In 2002, Reid (D-Nev.) paid $10,000 to a pension fund controlled by Clair Haycock, a Las Vegas lubricants distributor and his friend for 50 years. The payment gave the senator full control of a 160-acre parcel in Bullhead City that Reid and the pension fund had jointly owned. Reid's price for the equivalent of 60 acres of undeveloped desert was less than one-tenth of the value the assessor placed on it at the time. (LA TImes)

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (r2PLg)

27

I saw a reference to a Swedish saying/proverb while reading about Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It said 'evil shall with evil be expelled'.

 


I interpret that as saying that you don't defeat evil with Marquis of Queensbury rules. Or something like that.

 


Harry Reid is evil. He lies for a living.

 

All the left is evil.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (BJVEF)

28

They'll dine on puppies and waffles...

oh, wait.  That's our guy.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (9VtDs)

29

"They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth are gone. But these 17 angry old white men will say, 'Hey, we just bought America. Wasn't so bad. We still have a whole lot of money left.'"

 

Sounds like the breakfast at the Soros residence he attended in 2008. Reid is getting a little senile isn't he? A senior moment for the Senator?

Posted by: MWTexas at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (N05oL)

30 @21 - Sick! And LMFAO

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2012 12:57 PM (uEl+T)

31 If you wanna talk about America being bought, look at the Dems. Tons of bailouts plus regulations lobbied for by corporations in order to keep small businesses from being able to compete. Complete fail.

Posted by: JDTAY at July 31, 2012 12:59 PM (a0nis)

32

 

 From a mobbed-up thief, no less.

Posted by: seamrog at July 31, 2012 12:59 PM (gPlQc)

33 Harry Reid, might have stolen land from the Indians. i heard it from a source i cannot devulge i, But i know enough of Harry to know it's true. I mean He has lots of land right?

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 12:59 PM (TomZ9)

34 Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are scrambling like this because-- Obama has an 8% lead in Ohio!!!

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:00 PM (r2PLg)

35 Reid creeps me out.  Has the look of a pedophile hanging around an elementary school playground.

Nasty old bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 01:00 PM (UOM48)

36   Harry Reid helped make me the man I am today!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at July 31, 2012 01:00 PM (e0xKF)

37 I'm so embarrassed by my successful son who is running for President and has a smokin' hot wife. 

Posted by: George Romney at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (mjR67)

38

Tar, Feathers, Rail.

Some assembly required

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (9VtDs)

39 This is like Ted Stevens describing the internet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (Ec6wH)

40 We miss your tender touch, Harry.

Posted by: The Pomagranates at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (uEl+T)

41

Ole Harry is the abortion money man for the Dem Party. How he can walk into any Mormon Church without it bursting into flames is beyond me.  How his wife thinks she is going to Paradise with this man and his blood covered hands is delusional. 

Posted by: clueless joe at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (+56Bh)

42 The old grey balls on these guys!

Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (pQcmb)

43

O/T FF from the Daily C

 

Mario Gonzalez, the brother of then-Mexican prosecutor Patricia Gonzalez, was killed with Fast and Furious weapons in early November 2010. According to internal ATF emails congressional investigators obtained and released in this report, one ATF agent had discovered that two of the guns found at Mario Gonzalez’s murder scene were Fast and Furious weapons.

That agent, Tonya English, emailed her supervisors David Voth and Hope MacCallister asking them to “not release any information” on the Fast and Furious connection to that murder.



Posted by: The Jackhole at July 31, 2012 01:01 PM (nTgAI)

44 What's he blabbering about? Why in the hell would we sit down with Karl Rove?

Posted by: George Soros at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (FcR7P)

45 Harry Reid is disgusting, inside and out.  He also brings Mitt's father George into the smear, lamenting how 'ashamed' he must be of his son.  Don't think so Harry, you dirty lying SOB.

Link in my name

Posted by: small town girl at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (6qp/U)

46 Only Sharron Angle could have lost to Harry Reid in 2010. That was one pathetic candidate.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (GHrUC)

47

I wonder how Harry Reid sold land for developments in Vegas, I had thought the land was Protected land, but straight up it was sold to big builders, friends of Harry.

prove it's not true!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (TomZ9)

48 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PAAAANCAKES?

Posted by: Diligent Media at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (ZAYlH)

49 Harry Reid must be so disappointed in his son that he couldn't win the governorship.

Posted by: Brian Sandoval at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (8J5Ck)

50 Who was it that told the story about some unnamed person telling them secrets in the Congressional gym?  Some imaginary friend back in 2008, I think...that wasn't Reid then, too, was it?

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (MMC8r)

51 Someone told me, I believe my dog, that Harry Reid likes the taste of cock. Now, I can't prove Harry Reid loves cock but I'm positive he does cuz my dog never lies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (bb5Xq)

52 Seriously, in a less sensitive time, Harry Reid's corpse would be hanging from a lightpole with the word 'Traitor' tattooed across his fivehead.

How much better off would the country be if him and Pelosi were never in charge?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (8qoXL)

53 boy, Reid is really hoping that Congress's protection from libel extends to this

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (QxSug)

54 His nickname in Searchlight is Pinkie. He thinks it refers to boxing....

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:03 PM (r2PLg)

55 Mary Jane, nevada is Big Union. srsly. lots of dough for Harry.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (TomZ9)

56 Who was it that told the story about some unnamed person telling them secrets in the Congressional gym? ****** Shit...that's going to bug me now. Was it Rahm in the towel room?

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (r2PLg)

57 I am always amused, bemused, and dismayed by white males referring mockingly to white makes. Or in this case, old rich white men who wear dentures mocking rich white men who wear dentures. Do they think it impresses minorities? Well this black chick finds such antics ridiculously pathetic. Self-loathing much?

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her phone at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (m95KA)

58 Since Harry Reid took over the Senate, the National Debt has doubled.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

59 sure sure, Reid's apparently rumored to be a pedarest, but he's also dirty, who is Jay Brown?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (QxSug)

60 I'm so disappointed in my son that he hasn't upheld the Mormon beliefs he was raised with.

Posted by: The Mormon Father of Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 01:04 PM (8J5Ck)

61 of course now that Nevada has screamingly high unemployment perhaps unions aren't going to have so much money to throw around the next go around.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 01:05 PM (TomZ9)

62 Harry Reid is the mean old rotten cocksucker that the Democrats/media always told us that Newt Gingrich is.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 01:05 PM (OA1Yc)

63 I think it was Rahm in the towel room telling-- "pull my finger" jokes.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:05 PM (r2PLg)

64 I had to go read the article even if it was HuffPo.  I could not believe an American politician would actually say that first quote about another politician.  How does this stupid venal old fuck continue to get elected? 



Oh, unions in Vegas and Reno which comprises 90% of NV.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2012 01:05 PM (YdQQY)

65 @63 - Ummm, that's not your finger....

Posted by: Robert Gibbs at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (uEl+T)

66 I heard that it was Harry Reid who told William Jefferson the best temperature for freezing bribe money.  I don't know if its true but I'll just say that Harry Reid is rumored to have a very large icebox of his own.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (QKKT0)

67 And I thought his wife had some sweetheart deals but I couldn't find them. Srsly tho, who ever is Romney's hammer should hammer Reid on this. Where is T-paw? Time to audition for Veep slash hammer man.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (QxSug)

68 Romney's first act is to reopen the Nevada Test Site. I'd much rather indulge my gambling habit in Iowa anyway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (Ec6wH)

69 Also like the reference to Nevada journalist Ralston as "my guy."

Posted by: Interested at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (zgh7Z)

70

i believe aborton is a big no-no in the Mormon belief system. right Harry?

I hope mormons take their money and find a better candidate for it.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (TomZ9)

71 I heard that Harry Reid is the Green River Killer AND he was the mastermind behind 9/11, having mentored OBL. Oh, and he's a Mormon.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her phone at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (m95KA)

72 I was so disappointed in Harry when he busted early inside of me.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 31, 2012 01:06 PM (8J5Ck)

73 Was it Rahm in the towel room?

I don't think so...it was some anonymous person with convenient information who was apparently no more than an Imaginary Friend...

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

74 "27 I saw a reference to a Swedish saying/proverb while reading about Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It said 'evil shall with evil be expelled'."

I think it means that evil men, or evil groups, usually manage to undo each other.

A "no honor among thieves" sort of thing.

Which is why it is so important for the leftist establishment to enforce conformity of thought on the whole docket of leftist issues.  They know if they don't get every one on their side to accept all of them, then the groups turn on each other, and leftism tears itself apart.

It is also why Obama, as horrible as he has been, will have no lasting effect on America.  His policies are self-defeating.  He is his own undoing.

Posted by: MrShad at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (Xqfwb)

75 35 'Reid creeps me out. Has the look of a pedophile hanging around an elementary school playground.

Yes, but one thing you can say about pedophiles is that they drive slowly in school zones.

And that describes Harry Reid to a T. Is there no relief from this simpering idiot?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (+XVQe)

76 No this is the Rahm thing: ******* NYmag.com Of all the gifts Eric Massa has given the world this week, the most entertaining has to be his story about a naked Rahm Emanuel confronting him in the congressional gym showers (close second: tickle fights!). "I'm sitting there showering," Massa recalled on the radio Monday, "naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget." **** Was it Weiner?

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (r2PLg)

77 Also, on how stupid this is: gosh, I guess the IRS may just have to look in to this right? Obviously, if they don’t charge romney with tax evasion in the next day or two, then it’s false. duh. What’s the latin for it speaks for itself? res ipsa loquitur or, rather: penuria of an factum fatur pro ipsum

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (QxSug)

78 So now white men shouldn't be allowed to eat breakfast.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 01:07 PM (SsG4J)

79 I don't think so...it was some anonymous person with convenient information who was apparently no more than an Imaginary Friend... Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 06:07 PM (MMC8r) ******* Damn it! I vaguely remember that....

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

80 Harry Reid, Chief Mortician of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (K5Mly)

81 I'm so sorry dad...PLEASE DONT IGNORE ME!

Posted by: Rory Reid at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (8J5Ck)

82 Actually, Harry, if I weren't dead, I'd be kicking your wrinkly old ass up and down the Vegas Strip for even insinuating these things. And then I'd do the same to your pussy of a son.

Posted by: Zombie George Romney at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (P2Ufm)

83 I heard Harry Reid was a pederast. Obviously he can't admit it because all the sheep I've heard he's dorked up the squeakhole wouldn't vote for him, but he should admit it for the sake of transparency.

Posted by: Bizarro Zombie LBJ at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (XKEyC)

84 Harry Reid's father is proud that his son is the #1 Mormon abortion pimp in America!  Keep killing those unborn babies Harry, cause noting pleases Jesus Christ more than the abuse of innocents.

Posted by: clueless joe at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (+56Bh)

85 @70 They aren't as hard-core about abortion as Roman Catholics are, but, yeah, it sure seems as though Dingy Harry is disobeying his Church's teachings. Link to official church teaching: http://tinyurl.com/lqrq2r

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 01:09 PM (5H6zj)

86 I didn't realize Mormons would go after each other for blood like this.....they're more like Roman Catholics or Prods

Posted by: the Butcher at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (8g9qq)

87 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (8y9MW)

88 And I lost my neat hash tag.  I believe someone told me that Harry Reid stole it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (K5Mly)

89 The crooked State Senator in the 'Casino" was based on Reid. Enough said

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (05RcU)

90 This is nothing new. Harry Reid always says shit that is out of this world. I think he gets a pass because if reporters were to actually take the things he says literally they would have to assume he's batshit crazy.

And that's a bridge too far for them, so he says these wackadoodle things and reporters just shrug them off.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (N/1Dm)

91 Rory Reid is Korean for....something....?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (UOM48)

92 yes, Harry, some of us remember how your son ran for Gov of Nevada and wouldn't use his last name.
Off topic, but do you think Moochelle really believes this..?

Friend --

I'm always amazed by how Barack balances his responsibilities as president, a husband, and a dad.

But sometimes even he needs a little help. And this campaign is going to take all of us pitching in.

All of the things we've poured our hearts into -- from passing health care reform to fighting for an economy that works for everyone -- are on the line.

I know I don't want to wake up on November 7th wondering if I could have done more. So I'm doing everything I can between now and Election Day to make sure we can keep moving this country forward for four more years.

Posted by: mallfly at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (bJm7W)

93
Was it Weiner?


Maybe it was Stupak, but that's a vague guess.  It was used as justification for voting a certain way...damn.  It's probably lost in the mists of time, now...

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:10 PM (MMC8r)

94 Romney should sue Reid for Libel and for being a shit bag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (05RcU)

95 That whole 8th commandment thing is lost on reid, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (QxSug)

96 The same guy told Hairy that Romney has hidden a billion dollar stash with the alien overlords of Planet Zologon. Also that Hairy has a scintillating manner of speaking.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her phone at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (m95KA)

97 I have a theory about the tax returns...

Romney knows its an irresistible bait to the Dems/left...so he's just giving them enough rope to hang themselves constructing fantasy scenarios.   All the cycles they're spending on this are cycles they're not spending on anything else.

Come some time in early October, when the frenzy is at its peak, he'll release the returns and it will turn out they're so benign and scrupulously honest they'd make Fred Rogers look like Al Capone.    The media will look like jackasses, the harry reids and nancy pelosi's will look like jackasses, and all that will reinforce the public's perception that Obama has been lying to them all along.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (9Gfog)

98 You know who I'm disappointed in?  Nevada.  For continuing to elect this guy and amateur's like Sharon Angle to challenge him.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at July 31, 2012 01:11 PM (8J5Ck)

99 Someone told Harry Reid the Cubs were a lock for the World Series this year

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (05RcU)

100 Thank goodness Reid is as incompetent as he is a wrinkly tool.  The left still has the
-White House-
-Senate
-40% of the House
-Near majority of the pentagon
-95+% of DC bureaucracy.
-Clear majority of teachers unions who indoctrinate minds of conservatives children 8 hours a day 2/3 of each year.
-total lock on all NY-Chi-LA based news and entertainment media.

What part of the week are some regular children not immersed in leftist brainwashing and corralling?  1-2 hours on Sunday... guess we know why they hate non conforming religion so much.

Reid and Pelosi combo of incompetence, unlikeability, tone deafness, and cocooned radicalism was the only thing tripping up the 2009 Rahm-Obama-Jarret crusade.  He passed them ball to Pelosi/Reid and they pork and fubared it to hell.  Had they sent him some center left legislation that was focused on the economy with a few nods to reasonable tax and regulation,Obama would have signed it without reading. Reality the jobs would have recovered enough that the media and intuitions could have kept the Obama cargo cult inflated and "changing" the other aspects of America without widespread resistance.

Look at what a scfoamf its been and the guy is 1% from being reelected. 

Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (RfvTE)

101 To the Nevadans who put this old bag boy for the mob back into the Senate for another 6 years, and the Republican voters who put up the only candidate who could lose to him ...

FUCK YOU TOO

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (Y7XKa)

102 The labia on this guy!

Posted by: wooga at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (vjyZP)

103 You know what will be interesting?  How much Mitt gives to charity vs. Choombama and his queen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (UOM48)

104 by the by, did anyone ever investigate the tale of collusion between the Reid campaign and the casino unions in 2010? just wondering

Posted by: mallfly at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (bJm7W)

105 It was Specter!  He said the people at the gym told him THEY liked Amnesty.

Okay, not Reid, but I'm glad it won't be driving me nuts now...

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:12 PM (MMC8r)

106 Romney should sue Reid for Libel and for being a shit bag

Wouldn't work, and would probably bite him on the rear, since he should know it wouldn't work (and would therefore be seen as "whining.")

For one thing, Romney is a "Public Political Figure" and the bar for libel is much higher.  For another, Reid added the right weasel words so he can say, "I didn't say it was true.  In fact, I admitted from the beginning I didn't know if it was true."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (8y9MW)

107 "Thanks to Interested." I feel just like Steve Martin's character in The Jerk upon the arrival of the new phone book. "Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. "

Posted by: Interested at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (zgh7Z)

108 That porcupine beat Hairy Reed at an IQ and truthfulness test.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique on her phone at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (m95KA)

109

>>Chief Mortician of the Democrat Party.

 

Dipping his pen in the company formaldeyhide sine 1908. 

By which I mean that a Reno card dealer  once told me that he fucks dead people.  In the ass.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (9VtDs)

110 Yeah, who the fuck doesn't know what the tax returns of the guy who runs the firm that you have investments in look like?

Posted by: Uncle Milty at July 31, 2012 01:14 PM (8J5Ck)

111 Maybe it was Stupak, but that's a vague guess. It was used as justification for voting a certain way...damn. It's probably lost in the mists of time, now... Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (MMC8r) ****** Oh well I give up trying to google it--but I found this. Rahm gave Issa the finger in the gym. ****** When Rahmbo is not threatening naked men in the shower at the Congressional Gym, he’s giving political opponents the finger. The Hill reported: Issa, the ranking member of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, has been a thorn in the side of the Obama administration on many issues, particularly on claims that that the White House offered Senate candidates jobs to get out of primaries against candidates backed by the White House. In a profile, the New York Times detailed Issa’s claim that Emanuel gave him the middle finger: As a sign of the pride Representative Darrell Issa takes in annoying the Obama administration, consider his account of a recent exchange with Rahm Emanuel, a former congressman and now the White House chief of staff. In describing the episode — a chance encounter outside the House gym — Mr. Issa smirked and raised his middle finger. “That’s the only thing Rahm did when he saw me,” Mr. Issa, a California Republican, boasted in an interview in his House office. He waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy before folding it into a nub (to mimic Mr. Emanuel, who lost part of his finger in a long-ago meat-cutting accident).

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:14 PM (r2PLg)

112 It will be interesting to see the Romney camp's response to this.  What would a good response be?

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2012 01:14 PM (G+Wff)

113 Someone told me that there was this black guy in the Senate with me who talked like a white guy and had normal sized wheels on his car

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 01:15 PM (Y7XKa)

114 The old gray balls they ain't what they used to be

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 01:15 PM (ZAYlH)

115 Another made up conversation by Harry. Sounds just like that little kid (Devin) from the Searchlight Diner who supposedly told Harry he wanted to grow up to be just like the Senator. Never saw that kid in real life either, did we? And of course the heads of venture capital firms always share personal financial info with investors. C'mon Harry, give us better bullshit next time.

Posted by: kyle at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (8uzdZ)

116 A good Romney response would be to
1. Laugh softly
2. "Really?  The Senator said that?  I wonder what other tall tales he falls for?"

Call into doubt Reid's mental competence.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (K5Mly)

117 I heard from a friend out there that this Read guy goes to church in fucking magic underwear and cheated when he was a boxer.

His mother was a whore too, just like him.

I am not sure all this is right, but I am putting it out there (his mother was a cheap whore too).

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (3ZjAP)

118 It was Specter! He said the people at the gym told him THEY liked Amnesty. Okay, not Reid, but I'm glad it won't be driving me nuts now... Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 06:12 PM (MMC8r) ******* Oh thanks! It was Specter in the gym, wearing a kilt and squeezing the bagpipes!

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (r2PLg)

119 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 06:13 PM (8y9MW) That was tongue in check. Well not the shit bag part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (05RcU)

120 Harry Reid has that magical combination of stupidity and nastiness that no one else can match. Not even Pelosi.

Posted by: Count de Money at July 31, 2012 01:16 PM (IQDg7)

121 Karl Rove George Soros and the Republicans Democrats are looking forward to a breakfast the day after the election. They are going to assemble 17 those angry old/young white/black/brown/sepia (wo)men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth (and minds) are gone. But these 17 angry old/young white/black/brown/sepia (wo)men will say, 'Hey, we just bought lost America. Wasn't so bad. We still have a whole lot of money delsuion left.'"

FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2012 01:17 PM (JmfiE)

122 Sounds like mercury poisoning to me. Nothing like playing with heavy metals as a kid to fuck up the neurotransmitters and all that shit.

Posted by: ErikW at July 31, 2012 01:17 PM (UUvh5)

123 Senator Reid, when did you stop sexually abusing children?

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at July 31, 2012 01:18 PM (6IReR)

124 Any chance ol' Dingy Harry could lose his temple recommend for this bullcrap? I thought you could lose it for things like....oh, I don't know.....LYING....

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at July 31, 2012 01:18 PM (1Ialr)

125 What would a good response be?

"I am not a crook."

Wait, no, maybe not.

How about, "Kiss my ass."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 01:18 PM (8y9MW)

126 All that typing and I misspelled delusion.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2012 01:18 PM (JmfiE)

127 And because Harry Reid is such a vile creature, here now a porcupine with the hiccups.

I say we stake Harry reid to an anthill and send the baby porcupine to Washington.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 01:18 PM (3SvjA)

128 Harry, when I open Yucca Mountain, I am going to make sure the trucks go by your house, EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I hear sometimes that shit will spill off a truck and make the entire area radioactive.  


Hope that doesn't happen.  I'll pray it doesn't at the temple.

Posted by: Willard at July 31, 2012 01:19 PM (3ZjAP)

129 Response "Big talk from someone hiding behind Congressional libel immunity. I note that the IRS hasn't suddenly filed tax evasion charges since Reid made this comment, so we can all obviously conclude it's completely false and that Reid needs to apologize."

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:20 PM (QxSug)

130 In fairness to Reid, he like most democrats, is very in touch with the other side (life after death)  I mean why else do the dead keep coming back to vote for him.  Dems must spend a lot of time and money campaigning in purgatory.

Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon at July 31, 2012 01:20 PM (RfvTE)

131 This is the current democrat party.  This is the last gasp of a dying party trying to hold onto power.  Reid is a disgrace.

Its fucking pathetic

WHY... WHY would anyone vote FOR these assholes? Seriously I feel like the only sane person on earth.  Is there a reason to vote FOR Obama?  Of course not!  He's a stuttering clusterfuck, and he's destroyed our country.  In 4 years, he's changed this country into a bunch of whiny children who now beg for handouts and think hard work is a bad thing!  I've had enough of this shit!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Teller of Hard Facts at July 31, 2012 01:20 PM (73NC0)

132 60 I'm so disappointed in my son that he hasn't upheld the Mormon beliefs he was raised with. Posted by: The Mormon Father unknown sperm donor of Harry Reid

FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2012 01:20 PM (JmfiE)

133 It's gonna be so nice to send that douche to the back bench to gum his tapioca.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 01:21 PM (MMC8r)

134 It's gonna be so nice to send that douche to the back bench to gum his tapioca.

"Four more years!  Four more years!"

Thanks, Nevada.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 31, 2012 01:21 PM (8y9MW)

135 A comment in which I repeat my suggestion that we treat these nuts the same way they treat Birthers, with a snide, dismissive nickname, like "Taxers" and "Taxerism" right?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (QxSug)

136 Ta da! At least it took all the way until Comment 46 before some idiot spewed the obligatory whine:

<<46 Only Sharron Angle could have lost to Harry Reid in 2010. That was one pathetic candidate.>>

That is one pathetically ignorant statement. You don't know Nevada politics. Reid is not part of the Nevada political machine, he fucking IS the Nevada political machine! One of the most powerful heads of the Nevada gaming commission in NV history, this guy has allies who otherwise publicly criticize him, but they'll still endorse him come election time.

No one was going to beat Reid in that election. No. One.

And no one ever will until Reid decides he's going to retire.

Seriously, some of you dumbasses who continue to whine about Angle have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Take a look at the list of "Republicans for Reid", note how many of them are City officials and Gaming Industry bigwigs...

http://tinyurl.com/brv66xw

Sharron Angle didn't lose that election. She was never going to win it, because no one but Reid was ever going to win it.

P.S. Bob Cashell, mayor of Reno, is not a Republican...he's just registered as one.

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (Mu5Fp)

137 Who suspected that a son of a whore could be so venal?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (JmfiE)

138 Harry, moving out of the majority leaders office isn't that bad.  


You get a life time prescription for Viagra when you do. 

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (3ZjAP)

139 Translated Harr Reid: "Hey, media, you guys haven't been talking about Romney's tax returns recently...what's the deal?"

Posted by: Uncle Milty at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (8J5Ck)

140 I mean, these Taxers are going to discredit their whole political party and the values upon which they stand, right? Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (QxSug)

141 Dear Harry:  Before you decide to run your fucking mouth, why don't you

Pass a fucking budget you senile old fucktard!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at July 31, 2012 01:22 PM (AXpz0)

142 O/T

Over at Insty he had a reference to the reason for not overtaxing the rich being best explained by a scene in "West Wing"
And, I finally found the youtube clip to the scene.

http://tinyurl.com/dxor3ug

Romney should just run that clip as an ad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2012 01:23 PM (3aIoN)

143

You know what else Harry Reid said here that was a lie?:

Saying he had "no problem with somebody being really, really wealthy,"

Posted by: Uncle Milty at July 31, 2012 01:23 PM (8J5Ck)

144

"They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth are gone."

 

That remark was clearly

Sexist, Racist, Dentist,

and the second creepist thing I've ever heard. 

If it wasn't for fact that his targets include Mr. Adelson, they would have been old white christians.  Shouldn't they be dining on the flesh of young,  ethnic, non-catholics?    Toothsome ones.

Jeezus what a fruitcake.

 

 

 

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 31, 2012 01:24 PM (CgyrJ)

145 yay, got a RT from Ace!

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:24 PM (QxSug)

146 130 In fairness to Reid, he like most democrats, is very in touch with the other side (life after death) I mean why else do the dead keep coming back to vote for him. Dems must spend a lot of time and money campaigning in purgatory.
Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon


Yeah, but is he ever going to be surprised when we show up to drag him to the nether regions.

Posted by: Crude CGI black wraiths from Ghost at July 31, 2012 01:28 PM (6TB1Z)

147 new post

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 01:28 PM (QxSug)

148

Harry Reid hasn't beaten his wife for ten years.   How do I know?   Some anonymous guy told me.   Do I know that it's true that he hasn't beaten his wife for ten years?   Well, I'm not certain.  

But just because it's anonymous hearsay that I admit might not be true, why should that keep me from saying it?

 

Harry Reid.    No.   Longer.   A.   Wife-Beater.

 

Heck, it might be true.   Or it might not.   For all I know, he's still a wife-beater.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at July 31, 2012 01:28 PM (qHCyt)

149 Remember that imaginary rich friend of Dick Gephardt who told him to raise his taxes because he'd make more money than he ever did before

Harry probably knows him too

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2012 01:29 PM (Y7XKa)

150 The only thing that needs to be said in any response to this comment is the following: "Harry Reid should focus on passing a budget, something the senate hasn't done under his leadership for about three years now."

Posted by: Uncle Milty at July 31, 2012 01:29 PM (8J5Ck)

151 I though Harry Balls was a Mormon, and I thought Mormons were suppose to be good? He, and the other congress whores, are the reason why this country is going into the toilet. I have zero respect most of them.

Posted by: Josh at July 31, 2012 01:31 PM (NSzdf)

152

Harry Reid didn't pay for his mistress' cancer treatment for ten years.  

 

 

 Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain.

 

 

See how easy that is?

Posted by: The Regular Guy at July 31, 2012 01:31 PM (qHCyt)

153 Ok, the paranoid side of me wonders if this isn't a setup for some later shenanigans.  For example, could the IRS go after the Romney campaign money?  Doing so in September would cripple Romney's ability to combat attacks in the last month and a half even if the IRS was eventually forced to return it.

Posted by: Alex at July 31, 2012 01:31 PM (oL8vk)

154 Just saw this: @dnewhauser: Rep. Geoff Davis resigning effective immediately. Statement from his office: http://t.co/Ic5vlDyn

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 01:32 PM (5H6zj)

155

Harry Reid failed to pay social security for his live-in rent-boys for ten years.

 

Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain.

 

Stop me, I'm on a roll.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at July 31, 2012 01:32 PM (qHCyt)

156 GOV ROMNEY, WHY ARE MORMONS SO WEIRD?

Posted by: screaming urinalist in the comments at July 31, 2012 01:32 PM (8dspl)

157 Geoff Davis is a Republican.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 01:33 PM (5H6zj)

158

Harry Reid didn't wash his hands after ritually slaughtering virgins in his Capitol Hill office for ten years.

 

 

Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain.

 

 

I can see what Harry likes about this... if you don't care about the truth, you can say anything about anyone.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at July 31, 2012 01:34 PM (qHCyt)

159 This dude has dementia or alzheimers or syphilis. Something affecting this piece of crap's brain. The first time I heard him talk I thought there was something wrong with him. Now I KNOW there is something wrong with him.

Posted by: Blindside at July 31, 2012 01:39 PM (x7g7t)

160 Posted by: LGoPs at July 31, 2012 05:57 PM (BJVEF) Correct. You cut it's fucking heart out and behead it. Then burn the body. And scatter the ashes in the ocean.

Posted by: Blindside at July 31, 2012 01:43 PM (x7g7t)

161 So Nevada sends this guy to represent them in the US Senate, again. Note to self, if you ever have to drive through Nevada, fill up just out of state so as to give yourself the best chance of not spending one thin fucking dime there.

Posted by: teej at July 31, 2012 01:43 PM (A9hpr)

162 Maybe Romney should pull a fast one and release his tax returns but black out all the numbers except what he paid in taxes and what he gave to charity. Kind of like jugears' physical

Posted by: cicero skip at July 31, 2012 01:45 PM (xJmvF)

163 BTW, I'm absolutely sure Romney has nothing in his tax returns other than he made a lot of money (which is all the Dem jackals want).  He's been running for president since 2008. 

Of course, leave it to the Dems to want more years of tax returns than the IRS.

Anyway, I think he's holding back.  He's too damned savvy.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 01:49 PM (T0NGe)

164 I think Romney should release his tax returns 2.5 years in just like Obama did with his birth certificate.  Hell I started a new job this month and I am not giving them my resume for another 5 years.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at July 31, 2012 01:54 PM (RfvTE)

165 Actually that picture was taken by Mickey Mouse when Reid came up for air in the middle of Mickey's daily rimjob.  That's what I heard- that's certainly what it looks like

Posted by: DAve at July 31, 2012 02:03 PM (+G0l2)

166 Biggest disappointment of election night 2010 was seeing this guy reelected.

Posted by: Fred at July 31, 2012 02:16 PM (xWGQr)

167 didn't someone from the McCain campaign recently say that they vetted Romney as a potential VP nominee and, if anything, his tax returns showed that he paid more than he needed to?

Posted by: mallfly at July 31, 2012 02:16 PM (bJm7W)

168 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 02:27 PM (6o4Fb)

169 So is the MFM, steevy. So is the MFM.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 02:57 PM (bxiXv)

170 "They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast...."

Wait, that will be the Democrat Senate Leadership they'll assemble ... angry at losing the majority. Reid, Kerry, Durbin, Schumer, Warner, Harkin ...

Rove will serve them crow.

Posted by: Harry P Ness Reid at July 31, 2012 03:04 PM (WhCZZ)

171 He once killed a man just to see him die! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain," said Reid. "But obviously he can't release his arrest records. How would it look?

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2012 03:12 PM (DQHjw)

172 Reid is without a doubt the most disgusting man in national politics irrespective of the fact I actually think he is losing his mind.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 03:16 PM (N2yhW)

173 I did a criminally stupid thing and read the comments at huffpo. . .

Posted by: Natasha at July 31, 2012 03:43 PM (pyYXJ)

174 This Harry Reid has contempt for noisome proles dirtying up the Capitol, and disdain for the feeble elderly who cannot eat properly. This Reid, he'll serve Zod well.

Posted by: General Zod at July 31, 2012 04:00 PM (2+bRt)

175 It puts the dentures in the oatmeal.

Posted by: General Zod at July 31, 2012 04:01 PM (2+bRt)

176 Weird, that same guy from Bain called me about a month ago and said that Senator Harry Ried, of Nevada has boy sex slaves chained up in his bedroom. I can't prove he does, but since he refuses to let anyone check it out, it must be true.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 31, 2012 04:46 PM (iYvMQ)

177 Harry Reid is the senator in the Godfather who woke up with the dead hooker. True story.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 31, 2012 05:30 PM (i330i)

178 Just this morning, I got a call into my office saying that Harry enjoys fellating Coyotes.

Now is that true? I can't, of course, say it for certain, but I'm pretty sure since the caller was howling.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at July 31, 2012 06:04 PM (Wa+Fw)

179 Oh, and just to clarify. I didn't mean fellating the animal indigenous to Nevada, I meant his coyote ugly wife.

Apologies to the coyotes of Nevada.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at July 31, 2012 06:09 PM (Wa+Fw)

180 This is baiting by the Dems. They're looking for a response so that the media can jump in, all omg omg!!! I don't like Romney but he may be up to keeping his cool against the wall. Still a long way to go though.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (7v8o1)

181 Interesting how the Democrats can always come up with someone worse. There must be a script these people follow.

Posted by: Axel D. at August 01, 2012 05:15 AM (mka2b)

182 @164 He already released his tax returns for the past two years...

Posted by: John at August 01, 2012 06:47 AM (KSeSW)

183

Christopher Johnson at MCJ has a great riff on Reid.  http://themcj.com/?p=33978

Posted by: Ticklebee at August 01, 2012 08:05 AM (ImLKS)

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