December 31, 2009

Happy New Year (Comments Back)
— Pixy Misa

Sorry everyone. The hamsters that run the servers got into the liquor cabinet, and the results were not pretty.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:42 PM | Comments (212)
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1 Yeah!

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (MCHyX)

2 Happy New Year to all!

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (9szrE)

3 woot?

Posted by: kurtilator at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (juh4Z)

4 If by liquor cabinet, you mean Bill.

Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (qyKoF)

5 That's a good point actually.  I wonder if Woot will celebrate the New Year with a random bag.  Have to watch.

Posted by: David at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (8PujB)

6 Happy New Year!

Posted by: USA at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (YZISw)

7

We NEED the "you" tag back.

Paranoia inducing psychosis in web form I tell ya!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 31, 2009 06:47 PM (F09Uo)

8 Wun kwalitee webcite.

Posted by: Jim Carroll, working on multiple levels at December 31, 2009 06:48 PM (8MuSQ)

9

Thanks be onto him. Comments are back, hobos running scared, and Valu-Rite is chilled.

For a while, I'd though the "fisters" got ya. Glad to have ya back Mr. ACE

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 06:52 PM (1Luec)

10

First .. lol

Happy New Years anyway

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 06:53 PM (rRlh2)

11 It could be worse, the hamsters could have wreaked havoc, and then played a B+ round of Golf.

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 06:55 PM (rRlh2)

12 Of course NYC has the fucking horrible ode to commies from John Lennon playing.  Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Ken Royall at December 31, 2009 06:57 PM (9zzk+)

13 Don't let it happen again, or no hookers for you at Moronapalooza.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 06:57 PM (dQdrY)

14

Happy New Year, indeed!  In case anyone forgot, Ralph Peters reminds us:

"It's showtime, folks! Today's the deadline President Obama imposed on Iran's leaders to give up their nuclear ambitions and be nice.

Not sure if the deadline expires at midnight in Tehran or on Washington time, but the mullahs and President Mahmoud "Mighty Mouse" Ahmadinejad aren't scrambling to give Obama a New Year's Eve smooch."



"

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (CfmlF)

15  A Happy New Year to all in this place.


Posted by: trainer at December 31, 2009 06:59 PM (yCWYQ)

16 Thank you, Pixy Misa, and a very Happy New Year to you and all morons everywhere! 

*throws confetti* 

*kisses everybody*

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:01 PM (9Wv2j)

17 Happy New Year! I give 2009 a B+!

Posted by: Obama at December 31, 2009 07:02 PM (GfYt/)

18 wait...we watched ABC and they showed a graphic, not the ball dropping.

Posted by: Maria at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (GkYyh)

19 3 cheers for the hamsters!

Posted by: GarandFan at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (ZQBnQ)

20 HNY...Morons.   Ok, I'm gettin' misty eyed for all you jerks. Who loves ya!...That's right hutch does!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:05 PM (1Luec)

21

Bah...sock

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 07:06 PM (8MuSQ)

22 Happy new year!!!

Posted by: taylork at December 31, 2009 07:06 PM (qIT/g)

23 another year. bleh.

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (pla1I)

24 Happy New Year morons and moronettes! I wish you a blessed and happy 2010. For those funemployed, may you find and accept the job of your dreams. For those with loved ones in the fray, may they come home to you safe and sound. For those in the fray, kick some butt and then come home safe and sound. For all of us, peace, sanity and much more Ace. God bless you all.

Posted by: mokimoki at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (IrV7s)

25 Happy New Year !!!!

Posted by: joseph at December 31, 2009 07:08 PM (d566u)

26 Hurrah for drunk hamsters!

Posted by: Peter at December 31, 2009 07:08 PM (ZpIdo)

27 Happy New Year to everyone but the hamsters.

Posted by: Traci at December 31, 2009 07:09 PM (/L+UX)

28 Happy New Year everybody!  All the best for 2010.

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2009 07:10 PM (QVJiJ)

29 Merry Gnu-Year and Happy Hollandaise! Ck'd in earlier and the comments were down, and almost bummed me completely for 2009. but... Shirt sleeves here in Vegas! :-)

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (+Z5RN)

30

"Happy New Year to everyone but the hamsters."

Little buggers are busy partying with Richard Gere, anyway.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 07:12 PM (8MuSQ)

31 Its a Blue moon tonight. Grab your drink and toast the blue moon. I wonder if a Blue moon has ever been on a new years eve before? Hope everyone has a wonderful year

Posted by: paleRider at December 31, 2009 07:12 PM (N+V3m)

32 Happy New Year you useless bags of drivel!

Posted by: the flaming dildo at December 31, 2009 07:12 PM (ZRiS8)

33 Now you see sully uses gerbils, they do a better job.

   Happy new year all yous that are already there, still got an hour and 48 min. here in Arizona.

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:15 PM (4t9Xj)

34 test

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (vKdhq)

35 Happy New Year, moron-type people! May it be an improvement on '09!

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (Ko4Av)

36 test

 Gee I didn't study, I hope it's multiple choice.

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (4t9Xj)

37 I had a test once

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:18 PM (+Z5RN)

38 Happy new year to all, including the Fixit Pixy!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2009 07:18 PM (zLtt2)

39 Shirt sleeves here in Vegas! :-)

Posted by: DocJohn52 at January 01, 2010 12:11 AM (+Z5RN)

I am jealous.  On the other hand, Sandia labs is looking for a mathematician in my field with some experience and US citizenship.

I think that I am literally the only qualified person in the world.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 07:18 PM (Vo2Ef)

40 36 test Gee I didn't study, I hope it's multiple choice. Pssst! Got the answers right here! Only $19.95!

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 07:19 PM (Ko4Av)

41 Where did the pgis boob link go ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 07:20 PM (vKdhq)

42 Pssst! Got the answers right here! Only $19.95!

 Yeah but are they the right answers, I've been taken before.

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:20 PM (4t9Xj)

43 Sandia should be about perfect this time of year... Congrats on finding an actual job! Unless it's adding up dead voters for 2012...

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:21 PM (+Z5RN)

44 AmishDude, good luck, I hope you get it!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (9Wv2j)

45

@35: "May it be an improvement on '09!"

Um, we get The Messiah and his gang of idiots for a full 12 months in 2010....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (8MuSQ)

46  Where's Sandia?

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (4t9Xj)

47 I meant really congrats, just clowning...

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (+Z5RN)

48 Happy New Year morons and moronettes!

I wish you a blessed and happy 2010. For those funemployed, may you find and accept the job of your dreams. For those with loved ones in the fray, may they come home to you safe and sound. For those in the fray, kick some butt and then come home safe and sound. For all of us, peace, sanity and much more Ace.
God bless you all.

Posted by: mokimoki at January 01, 2010 12:07 AM

Second'd. Motion carries. May I also nominate for best comment of the New Year. Maybe best comment ever!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (E3qBq)

49 New Mexico, Area 51, California, big big company...

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (+Z5RN)

50  Hurrah for the pgis boob link!

Posted by: Peter at December 31, 2009 07:25 PM (ZpIdo)

51 Frohes Neues Jahr!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (OkT2m)

52

Hippo Gnu Year!

We need more kittehs around to keep the lambsters in line, eh?

(lambsters is what little asian kids call hamsters, it is cute beyond belief)

Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (O5yP8)

53 Where's Sandia? New Mexico, if memory serves.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 07:27 PM (Ko4Av)

54 Phospherous 12 guages looked beautiful against the fresh snow background. My boys wanted to take pics. I had to explain the difference between saving memories, and Exhibit A!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (E3qBq)

55

http://tinyurl.com/ygl3ya6  Welcome to the Obama Zone  Parental advisory-

Frightening content  Happy New Year

Posted by: Granny Jan at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (eXPHl)

56 Wishing everyone health & happiness in 2010 & an underwater grotto filled with grape eating apes ...

for tax purposes, you understand ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (0U2C0)

57 Area 51, you mean where the aliens landed? And no one can say they didn't, I mean how else do you explain Obama.

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:29 PM (4t9Xj)

58 God Bless You All!

Posted by: AE at December 31, 2009 07:29 PM (kSfPT)

59 Area 51..or as Lt. Worf calls it.."My 1st visit to this planet".

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:31 PM (E3qBq)

60 @35: "May it be an improvement on '09!" Um, we get The Messiah and his gang of idiots for a full 12 months in 2010.... Maybe there will be fewer demonrats come November 2010. We can dream.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 07:31 PM (Ko4Av)

61

http://tinyurl.com/ygl3ya6

Fixed? It's a Twilight Zone spoof.

Posted by: Granny Jan at December 31, 2009 07:32 PM (eXPHl)

62 57 - Area 51, you mean where the aliens landed? And no one can say they didn't, I mean how else do you explain Obama. they all want access to the bb court, and 2 week vacations to the big island.

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:33 PM (+Z5RN)

63 Hutch1200, how much have you had to drink?!! Thanks friend, and it is heartfelt. This has been a rough year, and a really rough couple of weeks. 2009 started crappy, and went out with a wail, not a whimper, or a bang. I really want 2010 to end with some Moron cheers. So I will do my part to make that happen-except no pics. Hubby won't go for that.

Posted by: mokimoki at December 31, 2009 07:34 PM (IrV7s)

64

I'm lucky.  I'm underpaid at a tenured job.

I just want to make my Dean suffer.

Besides, it took a long time, but now, suddenly, being a victim of American public school paid off! 

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 07:35 PM (Vo2Ef)

65  Well, this is my 19th New Year's Eve cold sober. I hope the drunks across the road are out of fireworks, whenever one goes bang! or BOOM! my German Shepherd turns into a lap dog, trying to be protected. I can't seem to raise a mean ol' dawg anymore, since I retired. Oh well, I reckon all she has to do is wake me up, my old service revolver still works.

 Only 29 minutes of this old year left, here.  Her's to the year we begin taking back America.

Posted by: Peter at December 31, 2009 07:35 PM (ZpIdo)

66

Aliens?  In New Mexico? 

We don't need a fence, we need a dome.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 07:37 PM (Vo2Ef)

67 Hey, Peter, you know that your nic doesn't link to your site because you have dot copm instead of dot com?  I know cause I checked out your blog the other day -- you have a lovely family!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:38 PM (9Wv2j)

68  We must take back our country this year, we can't afford to wait.

 

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:38 PM (4t9Xj)

69 New Mexico, if memory serves.

Main site's in Albuquerque, with pseudopods extending out to Carlsbad, out to California, Hawaii, Nevada, etc., etc.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 31, 2009 07:39 PM (SHKl9)

70 Oh, and Merry New Year and Happy Christmas!! 

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (SHKl9)

71 Area 51, you mean where the aliens landed? And no one can say they didn't, I mean how else do you explain Obama. Actually, that's just the storage facility. The landing site isn't well known. What's Michelle''s home town again?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (9Lm5R)

72 Albuquerque is a quality song by the Weird One.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 07:41 PM (Vo2Ef)

73  Exactly what planet are wookis from?

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:41 PM (4t9Xj)

74

“Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer!”

You think I can find an image of this? My Bing-fu is weak...

Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (O5yP8)

75

"What's Michelle''s home town again?"

The Iron City of Dis?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (8MuSQ)

76 According to the Wookieepedia (groan), they're from Kashyyyk.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (OkT2m)

77 Peter, you trained your GSD perfectly-she's the last line of defense between you and those evil firecrackers. Ours has similar protective instincts-for instance, if there's a loud noise in the middle of the night, she will guard my flank while I go downstairs first. It's all in the semantics, my dear. And may you have many more sober New Year's. And a huge second to your resolution!!

Posted by: mokimoki at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (IrV7s)

78

Hutch1200, how much have you had to drink?!!

Sober since 2001. Just runnin' on teh krazy!

Thanks dear. This place is like family. No?

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (E3qBq)

79 Night all, have a great New Year's!

Posted by: mokimoki at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (IrV7s)

80 With those extraordinary toned arms, and that really expansive back end, I'm gonna guess upper Uranus, or maybe central Uranus.

Posted by: jainphx at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (4t9Xj)

81 Nice to see the comments back up.
Happy New Year Morons.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (/cfp9)

82 HAPPY NEW YEARS!1!!!!  Free Ace from the Phantom Zone!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (DPM1U)

83 Oh My God - Anne Coulter just vowed to kill more hobos in the new year!

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s. e. at December 31, 2009 07:45 PM (x7MwC)

84 What's Michelle''s home town again hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....... She's her own area code.

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:45 PM (+Z5RN)

85 Hutch, you are very welcome, and yes, this is like family. This is a great bunch of people. I hope the Moronapalooza comes together-I would love to join in that festival!! Happy New year to you, and keep the faith.

Posted by: mokimoki at December 31, 2009 07:47 PM (IrV7s)

86 Ann Coulter just vowed to kill more hobos in the new year!

OK, that's hot.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:49 PM (OkT2m)

87 Happy New Year Morons!  Since I have no expectation that the new year will be any better than the last, I'm going to bed.  At least I'll be sober in the morning.

Posted by: GarandFan at December 31, 2009 07:49 PM (ZQBnQ)

88

78 Thanks dear. This place is like family. No? - hutch1200

This place is like teh family YES

God bless us morons every one!

Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2009 07:50 PM (O5yP8)

89 Waking up tomorrow, has GOT to be better than me waking up that fateful day in November last. Merry X-moose and happy Gnu yar! Don't forget to ck out the moon...

Posted by: DocJohn52 at December 31, 2009 07:51 PM (+Z5RN)

90

*We three clods from Omaha are,

Spending New Years Eve in a car,

Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking,

Who needs a lousy bar!

*Mad Magazine from the early '70's. Thank God things have changed for the better.

I was an alter boy for a funeral on 1-3-77. A guy we junior motorheads looked up to, hit a concrete barrier head on. Turned his '68, big block Camaro into about 3 cubic feet of metal. Things are better today.

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:52 PM (E3qBq)

91 Ann Coulter just vowed to kill more hobos in the new year! Ann's a moronette? Sweet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2009 07:54 PM (9Lm5R)

92

Yup Hutch!

I drink at home

Yeah! With nobody else

Just me and my kittehs

I can't afford to drink in a bar...

(Eh, can't work Valu-rite into the lyrics HIC must be the bubbles in teh bubblies)

Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2009 07:56 PM (O5yP8)

93

I was checking the leftist websites about RUSH. Totally classless! Remember how we admonished each other to keep it civil when people we disagreed with were on the brink? Ted K? We felt bad for his soul, his family etc..

No such luck from the left. At All.

Sad to think us hobo jerky eatin' bastards have more class than the commenters at Politikoz.

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:58 PM (E3qBq)

94 Sorry everyone. The hamsters that run the servers got into the liquor cabinet, and the results were not pretty.

Cry me a river.
What the hell do you think what happens to me when a certain male Hollywood type hits the booze.

Posted by: A Gerbil Seeking Therapy at December 31, 2009 07:58 PM (/cfp9)

95 5Cats ..Glad to see you safe. Knowin' yer limits is enlightening.

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 08:00 PM (E3qBq)

96 Happy new year all you central time morons!!!

Posted by: Saluki at December 31, 2009 08:02 PM (DrpZm)

97 Lest we forget among our trials and tribulations there are our Warriors who are in the fight of their lives and some have gone on before us…

<a href="http://www.michaelyon-online.com/into-thine-hand-i-commit-my-spirit.htm" >Into Thine Hand</a>

A safe and happy New Year for all, especially the Children.

Papa Ray


Posted by: Papa Ray at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM (JpVJn)

98

Nite all, God Bless. Sleep well, and late. May ye have  bacon to fire up when you awaken from your slumber. Eat well, hug hard, and count yer blessins'.

Then, we start to get our Country back!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 08:04 PM (E3qBq)

99

A new decade!

HIT 'EM WHERE THEY ARE!

HIT 'EM WHERE THEY AREN'T!

NEVER STOP FIGHTIN' UNTIL THE FIGHT IS DONE!

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 31, 2009 08:07 PM (xIqkW)

100 Happy New Year from Fort Hood, Texas.

Posted by: SGT Dan at December 31, 2009 08:16 PM (dcGkS)

101

"NEVER STOP FIGHTIN' UNTIL THE FIGHT IS DONE!"

Obviously, you aren't familiar with Republican tactics: surrender, retreat, collaborate.  Wanton cowardice is the order of the day.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 08:17 PM (8MuSQ)

102

101

 

Did I say anything about Republicans?

 

A nightcap: http://tiny.cc/9HVcJ

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 31, 2009 08:20 PM (xIqkW)

103

101: Unless you have a fully-formed third party hidden up your sleeve, that's about all there is to fight with.  They won't.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 08:42 PM (8MuSQ)

104 Happy New Year Morons!  If' you're out, slow down!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2009 09:06 PM (GdnrJ)

105  Thank you, Peaches, I fixed it. And you are right, Mokimoki. The real problem is that I forgot about the stroke I had and how much it took out of me when I got her as a Puppy. I have been resisting taking her to German Shepherd Rescue because she is so sweet but she is really more dog than we are able to handle these days.

 And we live in ranch country, if she gets free she'll be shot, that's just the way things are out here.

Posted by: Peter at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (IgCRt)

106

Wow. The people here tonite are perkier than the drunks on Twitter. I had to remember why I quit drinking. I was just going to have a few small glasses of Schnapps to sip, and then I drank the bottle and had a roast beef sandwich. These are all obvious bad decisions. I havent hurled like that since high school.

Happy New Year,  may it suck less than the last.

The blue moon was pretty cool.

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 09:22 PM (S3xX1)

107 Only 28 minutes left to get in the last hangover of the year the republic died. Nevertheless, Happy New Moron Year!

Posted by: George Orwell at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (AZGON)

108 Well the scripts are back in tune with the new year and I am off to bed. Goodnight morons and Happy Year

Posted by: paleRider at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (QbQvI)

109 Greetings from the West side of the Middle East aka Dearborn.  Wishing everyone all the best for 2010.  Here is something funny from JibJab.  http://tinyurl.com/ybslf4q

Posted by: sirsurfalot at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (UPNlB)

110

103

 

Well...a happy and optimistic New Year to you Sir!

 

It seems we are already defeated......NOT!

 

No actually I didn't mention parties because some of us are expatriot, i.e. we are frustrated and disgruntled with the GOP and no longer feel represented by it.  That is not to suggest that we can't go out on our own expressing our ideology and thereafter manage to still convince our peers. I've got hope.  Actually a lot of it.  Happy New Decade!

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (xIqkW)

111

The wife and I saw Avatar in 3D tonight. It was awesome.

Disregard all the insecure douchers complaining about how Cameron went all left-wing asshole on it.

Sure, he did.

That doesn't mean the movie must suck. We already know Commie-wood is rife with left wing ideologues. Why not just sit back and enjoy the ride in this instance? Is Avatar really the film that will push "the undecided" over the edge into left-wing iconography? Probably not. Thankfully, the young and the idiots often fail to recognize when they're being pandered to. Better yet, they reflexively rebel against anything that aligns with them. So, enjoy Avatar. It's a great film. And it panders so much to the left that those idiots can't help but rebel against the sentiment that embraces them.

Posted by: JDW at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (L+u9U)

112

 Peter at January 01, 2010

Thanks for putting out the chairs, and making the coffee for me. I shall carry on your tradition. Bless you, and may you always have more "time" than my self in the fellowship!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (UeVTT)

113 Happy New Year to all youse guys from sunny (well, moony right now) Pasadena, California. Thanks for all your fellowship and yucks throughout this past trying year.

Here's to a better 2010.



Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (tPZUr)

114 Sorry Peter. I must have mis-read a post from H/A. Prayers fer ya anyhow mate!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (UeVTT)

115 12  Ken Royall  I always wondered.  Was it John Lennon.  Or John Lenin?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at December 31, 2009 10:28 PM (pU4D7)

116

Happy New Year, all you morons.

Now, how did I get nekkid?

Posted by: Cowboy at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (zwrlc)

117

Yay!  The holidays are finally freakin over.  Happy Time To Buy A New Calendar Day, fellow morons!

Oh, it's ok that I'm kinda drunk and my only New Years kiss was from my Doberman, right?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (VVDUu)

118

Folks, they always play Imagine at New Year's Eve in Times Sqaure. This isn't new, those bastards have been doing it for years now and saying, "See? It's a TRADITION." Like those pukes ever cared for a tradition before.

But if you have to force an atheist anthem on us and cravenly enshrine it in that thing you hate (damn they are evil puke bastards), it might as well be Imagine. A more laughingly naive anthem can scarely be, well, imagined.

I suggested to them at one point to adopt another subversive anthem, instead: Cheech & Chong's "Save the Whales but Club the Seals." Didn't go for it, tho.

Posted by: Cowboy at December 31, 2009 10:41 PM (zwrlc)

119

Drunk, with the hamster-

who, as a male member of his species(chinese dwarf) has bigger balls porportionally than all but chuck norris-

 

has just told me 2010 will be the year that rodents will conquer the planet.

I need to keep him away from the tequila..

 

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Gerry Owen at December 31, 2009 10:43 PM (4Hy88)

120

JDW, I'm not refusing to go see Avatar because I fear it, because I fear the effect it may have on other people, or push some fool over this or that "edge".

Avatar is a special-effects vehicle with a big money hype about being a cultural happening, and that's what its strengths are. Underneath that, Hollywood has once again seen fit to anchor it on its peculiar political agenda in a once again "tansparently obvious stealth mode". That's simply offensive on its most basic level. I'm not going to pay inflated ticket prices to humor the charlatans who will not stop this charade.

I'm not going to be their sucker anymore. I'm not going to sit there beguiled by the smoke and mirror wizardy and think that's rewarding enough to sit through the teaching moments they've got planned for me. I'm not going to let them insult my intelligence like that anymore.

They will make good entertainment products, or they will not get my business. I'll wait till it comes out for a dollar at the red kiosk, and if I still find it interesting, and I probably will not, I'll check it out. At that point, some will say, "Ah, but you've missed the real Avatar because you didnt see it on the big screen."

But I beg to differ. I will have seen the real Avatar. Not the phoney one.

Posted by: Cowboy at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (zwrlc)

121 Just got home from work. So I am way late to the party. But, whatever. Happy new year to everyone. Ace and all you morons keep me from eating a bullet, or at least chugging Val-U-Rite by the gallon until my liver explodes. Your myriad psychoses and badly concealed misanthropic leanings give me hope that all is not lost in America.

I toast you with my Arrogant Bastard Ale.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (yiNoG)

122 Happy New Year fellow morons.  I think The Obama will rank 2010 an A- when it is going to be a F- for him. The rats are fleeing his Titanic.  That was a man made disaster!

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (pU4D7)

123 61 Granny  What is with the big butts?  Is just a matter of time till he gets caught doing a Tiger Woods teachable moment.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (pU4D7)

124 Ahem, it IS 2010, so remember - ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS--EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

Posted by: Wind Rider at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (drenD)

125 Sorry!  I could not resist the humor!   http://tinyurl.com/yzyekdh

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (pU4D7)

126 You guys are great - I enjoy all your comments - Happy New year and may 2010 be better for all of us - except the current group in Washington

Posted by: kat at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (ZwBNq)

127 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2010 12:37 AM (p302b)

128 Happy New Year

Posted by: Laptop-battery at January 01, 2010 12:38 AM (RmzRx)

129 Cheers. Oh my cheers,

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 01, 2010 12:44 AM (VUpJK)

130  Hah, we damn near finished the Absinthe. Oh, very nice...

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 01, 2010 12:53 AM (VUpJK)

131 just got home...how is everyone doing..

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2010 12:55 AM (p302b)

132 Hmmp, seems I've out absinthed everyone else here...

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 01, 2010 01:07 AM (VUpJK)

133 Wishing all a Happy and prosperous New Year!!!

Posted by: Odell Roo at January 01, 2010 01:58 AM (hetYy)

134 thanks for last night, Ace!

Posted by: Ginger Lynn at January 01, 2010 01:58 AM (qvLJq)

135 Happy new year all m&m's, hope this one is better then the last.

Posted by: trailortrash at January 01, 2010 01:59 AM (2Z+7j)

136 A new decade rears its ugly head

Posted by: Corey Glover at January 01, 2010 02:18 AM (SwkdU)

137 Now that I'm sober, y'all don't look so hot.

Posted by: Corona at January 01, 2010 02:36 AM (woZIc)

138 Now that I'm sober, y'all don't look so hot. Yeah, yeah. A couple hours ago, you promised to make breakfast for me afterwards. Kitchen's that way. I like my bacon crispy.

Posted by: Cougar of the year, 2002 at January 01, 2010 02:40 AM (SwkdU)

139 Happy New Year...yippeee, yawn, can I go back to bed now?  Say, for another 12 months?

Posted by: unknown jane at January 01, 2010 02:53 AM (5/yRG)

140 You have to read the Attorneys letter in the side bar... you will swear Ace IS the attorney...   I love this one... "Rather than finding ourselves locked in an unpleasant dispute, from which Route 60 Hyundai will emerge covered in a thick and sticky coating of humiliation, I might suggest that we try to find a way that Route 60 Hyundai can emerge from this with its reputation somewhat rehabilitated."

Too funny

Posted by: Odell Roo at January 01, 2010 03:01 AM (hetYy)

141

Oww..my aching head...what the .....?????

What the hell am I doing on the kitchen table??..empty honey bottle??

....how the hell did that sheep get in here?/..Gack!!!...nipple clamps??

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 03:06 AM (AnTyA)

142 Crap, I just remembered something I need to do in 2009.  Can we go back for a minute?

Posted by: Crusty at January 01, 2010 03:07 AM (qzgbP)

143 Time to get working on those resolutions! Let's all go for a nice, brisk walk.

Posted by: unnaturally cheery bastard at January 01, 2010 03:10 AM (SwkdU)

144
It's a great morning in Florida with the temperature at 63 degrees, and the drunken bastards who were shooting Roman Candles last night are enjoying their wake-up in county jail. 

I enjoyeda great western omelet, and the prisoners are gagging back a horse cock sandwich and a cup of rot gut coffee.  Mornin' boys. 

Posted by: Fish at January 01, 2010 03:14 AM (W3vrv)

145

Ok M&Ms here's the deal...we have one more day to take it easy...watch some football...

..you're commie rat fucking bastards if you don't cheer for the Ohio State Buckeyes in the Rose...and the Cincinnati Bearcats in the Sugar Bowl

...BUT...we have some serious shit going on right now...the reaction to Barky's takeover of healthcare is beginning...the Mayo Clinic (in AZ) has stopped taking new Medicare patients and will only take cash money from the new ones if they don't want to die..

 

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 03:23 AM (AnTyA)

146

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Rush please get better we need ya...plus it'll piss off  many of  the  leftist swine...<:~)

Posted by: BronxBomber9 at January 01, 2010 03:25 AM (lFJOk)

147 Happy New Year!

Except this Blue Moon New Year's Eve, the biggest holiday in Russia, Father Frost and his 82-year-old lady elf were arrested, thrown in a caddy wagon and imprisoned for peacefully protesting at their Christmas Tree.  Pro-Putin Marxists dancing to holiday music celebrated the old folks getting carted off by the police.

A coalition of opposition groups organised the December 31 rally to defend their right to protest, as enshrined under Article 31 of the Russian constitution. Unsanctioned rallies are one of the few outlets for Russia's weak and fragmented opposition. "Down with Putinism, Freedom to Russia," one protester shouted from the window of a bus being driven to a local police station, a reference to Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. The opposition say Putin was the architect of a major clampdown on civil liberties in Russia during his presidency from 2000-2008, and shouted "shame" as police detained several elderly people. Pro-Kremlin activists danced to holiday music as police made their arrests.

Posted by: maverick muse at January 01, 2010 03:27 AM (+CLh/)

148 Happy New Year Morons!




Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 01, 2010 03:43 AM (0lYjp)

149 Happy New year...   2009 was like a bad episode of Sliders...   Things seem to be getting back to normal though,  heck, the Saints are starting to suck again..   Hopefully all will be right with the world this year....

Posted by: TheGarbone at January 01, 2010 03:50 AM (wtW+z)

150 Rush,

You had to catch Kay Bailey Hutchison's call yesterday on your show begging for your endorsement.

When your guest host mentioned PROFILING, she gulped so hard and started tap dancing so fast, she finally got startled out of her placated sedated state. No, she would not touch the word "profile". Her attempt to become TX Gov. is to allow the old boy globalist network to whip Texans back into peons, break our will to be independent Americans. She won't provide Texans improved highways. Instead, she will push for a dysfunctional passenger railway system--ask Austin how that's NOT coming along, rail system built and paid for YET NOT OPERATIONAL though taxes are raised and raised; and tolls are raised and raised again on the "new" old pre-existing highways (183) . Timed traffic signals work magnificently so long as it's a flat terrain with square blocks of straight streets--Phoenix timed @ 45mph for instance. Offering timed lights in the convoluted Austin area is a worthless "solution", KBH.

Notice, what Republican media that exists seems to back Cheney's choice. Do recall that NAFTA got enforced into place via Bush/Cheney; along with amnesty for illegal aliens, and conservative Americans getting called "vigilantes", and the DHS boondoggle that only needed an idiot to exploit, and the Treasury Czar being made untouchable by ANYONE (unconstitutional) and of course TARP--all Cheney gifts that hurt conservatives nationally as well as harming Texans in particular.

So, here's hoping that Rush looks into the GOP hatchet job going on in TX politics FROM WASHINGTONIANS. That would be interesting material, indeed.

Posted by: maverick muse at January 01, 2010 03:53 AM (+CLh/)

151

2009 was like a bad episode of Sliders

Those White Castle burgers always taste great when your hammered at 2:30 AM..

...but the next day...WHEW!!!

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 03:59 AM (AnTyA)

152 So I'm napping at midnight and start to hear a firecracker here and a firecracker there. Then, silence.  Seems after I went to bed the wind began to howl and the temp dropped to upper 30s. That's about twenty degrees off for this time of year.
All that Global Warming Climate Change is the blame.

Posted by: Beto at January 01, 2010 04:00 AM (+CLh/)

153 A Very Happy New Year to Everyone!

Posted by: Cyn at January 01, 2010 04:32 AM (aANPE)

154 Happy New Year!

Posted by: BrendaK at January 01, 2010 04:37 AM (Me0rW)

155

Pixy, Al Queda is EVERYWHERE!!

Happy Moron New Year!

May you valu rite be chilled and your hobos still be warm (when you smack'em).

Posted by: Kemp at January 01, 2010 04:43 AM (2+9Yx)

156

Happy New Year to the Moron Nation. BackwardsGirl and I stayed up long enough to hear Ann Coulter advocate the AoSHQ lifestyle on national TV by mentioning the pursuit of hobos for fun, profit and jerky.

Time for just a little Frangelico in the coffee and a day filled with football games.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2010 04:46 AM (i3AsK)

157

Happy New Year!

Now, get off my lawn you little pervs.

Posted by: solitary knight at January 01, 2010 04:52 AM (OQm1B)

158 First!

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:03 AM (gbCNS)

159 second

Posted by: Jagger! at January 01, 2010 05:04 AM (2+9Yx)

160

Good Morning Morons and Happy New Year!

 

No, I don’t have any scotch left. That’s because I never had any scotch to begin with. I do have bourbon left even though I drank 20 shots and 7 beers last night.

 

The worst part about it is my phone shows I called 4 different people just before midnight all over the country and I have no freakin idea what I talked about and…

 

I feal like shit this morning and…..

 

I’m hungry……

 

Where’s my samich?

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 05:07 AM (QrA9E)

161

Happy New Year to all. 

And in our morning hangover haze, let us not forget our new icons of the AoSHq Lifestyle - the Obama Pedicure Cocktail House and the the saintly Ms Engle, our record holder. 

Love y'all and wish you all a better 2010. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at January 01, 2010 05:09 AM (CIKgX)

162 I didn't drink a thing, & I've a pounding headache. Stayed up way too late.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 05:09 AM (ubVcw)

163 Happy New Decadence!

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:10 AM (gbCNS)

164 The Year We Make Contact, Morons!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 05:13 AM (QECjC)

165 163 I didn't drink a thing, & I've a pounding headache. Stayed up way too late. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 10:09 AM (ubVcw) We're all getting old, M'80B.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 05:14 AM (QECjC)

166 So... I see you're all still alive. Jim in San Diego is falling down on the job.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 05:14 AM (QECjC)

167 I do have bourbon left even though I drank 20 shots and 7 beers last night.

After all that, I'm impressed with your typing skills.

Happy New Year, maroons.

Posted by: Tami at January 01, 2010 05:17 AM (VuLos)

168 I still drink in my mind. I just spell better.

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:18 AM (gbCNS)

169 Maroon? Is that like a cross between a baboon and a moron?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 05:18 AM (QECjC)

170 169 I still drink in my mind. I just spell better. Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 10:18 AM (gbCNS) Stay thirsty, my friend!

Posted by: Most Interesting Man in The World at January 01, 2010 05:19 AM (QECjC)

171

Ugh. Hair of the dog is the only thing that's gonna get me through the day but at least I have football to look forward to! The Rose Bowl doesn't start 'til 4:30ish and I would like to be somewhat sober at kickoff.

I'm not a drunk, I swear!

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2010 05:19 AM (bqZGz)

172 So, wherestherum... Anyone spill any champagne on your feet you need removed??

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 01, 2010 05:20 AM (QECjC)

173 So, wheresthefloor...

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:24 AM (gbCNS)

174 So, wherestheaspirin...

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:26 AM (gbCNS)

175 So, wherestheundies...

Posted by: Moronette at January 01, 2010 05:27 AM (QECjC)

176

Anyone seen Drew? Bowl Games start in a few hours and co cheerleader pic.

The spread for the Sugar is Cincy by 13???

I did my undergrad there...but I'll take FL and the points.

 

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 05:27 AM (AnTyA)

177

Dammit, I want my Hamsters back!  for er,... personal reasons.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 01, 2010 05:28 AM (T1boi)

178 So, wheresthecoffee...

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:28 AM (gbCNS)

179 178 Dammit, I want my Hamsters back! for er,... personal reasons. Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 01, 2010 10:28 AM (T1boi) Fine. Here, grab him by the tail and give it a good tug...

Posted by: Richard Geer at January 01, 2010 05:29 AM (QECjC)

180 So, wheresthisbed?

Posted by: Moronette at January 01, 2010 05:30 AM (QECjC)

181 FFFirst!

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:31 AM (gbCNS)

182 HOW'S THAT VALUE-RITE HANGOVER THIS MORNING GANG?

Posted by: GarandFan at January 01, 2010 05:32 AM (ZQBnQ)

183

The spread for the Sugar is Cincy by 13???

Wow, I didn't think Meyer's health would work against the Gators so much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2010 05:33 AM (i3AsK)

184 So, whosthisstranger?

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:33 AM (gbCNS)

185 So, whosassisthis?

Posted by: Moron at January 01, 2010 05:34 AM (QECjC)

186 So, whatsexisthispersonnexttome?

Posted by: Moron at January 01, 2010 05:34 AM (QECjC)

187 I spent the night with Max Baucus. He drank for me.

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:35 AM (gbCNS)

188 So, whyisthereagerbilupmybutt?

Posted by: Moron at January 01, 2010 05:35 AM (QECjC)

189 Hick!

Posted by: wheresthevalurite at January 01, 2010 05:36 AM (QECjC)

190 So, whosthishick...

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:40 AM (gbCNS)

191 I just can't fathom how bad Max Bacchus's hangover must be this morning.

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 05:40 AM (AnTyA)

192 Golly wilikers, do you think the prez has a hangover? Kids..

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:42 AM (gbCNS)

193 So, wheresthecommanderinchief...

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 05:47 AM (gbCNS)

194

Wow, I didn't think Meyer's health would work against the Gators so much.

I think Corch Irvin Maya will -just coincidentally of course- reannounce his retirement the just after signing day

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 05:47 AM (AnTyA)

195 First, and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Commander In Chief at January 01, 2010 05:52 AM (gbCNS)

196 I went to bed before midnight, and still Max Baucus was next to me in bed.

Posted by: Commander In Chief at January 01, 2010 05:58 AM (gbCNS)

197 I don't know who it is that's banging on the inside of my skull, but if he doesn't stop, I"m gonna go in and KILL HIM!

Posted by: GarandFan at January 01, 2010 06:00 AM (ZQBnQ)

198 198 I don't know who it is that's banging on the inside of my skull, but if he doesn't stop, I"m gonna go in and KILL HIM! Posted by: GarandFan at January 01, 2010 11:00 AM (ZQBnQ) YES! Your Hate Makes You STRONG!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 06:03 AM (QECjC)

199 How do you like my drumset?

Posted by: Stranger in GrandFan's Head at January 01, 2010 06:04 AM (gbCNS)

200 Waffles anyone?

Posted by: Commander In Chief at January 01, 2010 06:06 AM (gbCNS)

201

Where's Sandia?  Posted by: jainphx

Sandia National Laboratory - near or in the city limits of Albuquerque.

Posted by: Pelayo at January 01, 2010 06:09 AM (8NGHm)

202 I've moved my pranksterism up to the skull for the new year.

Posted by: Pain In the Ass at January 01, 2010 06:11 AM (gbCNS)

203 How come Andy Levy's twitter took over my browser? Me thinks he reads here.

Posted by: Pain In the Ass at January 01, 2010 06:16 AM (gbCNS)

204 I am by far the best looking on Red Eye. Those hot chicks got nothing on me. Greg's mom told me so.

Posted by: Andy Levy at January 01, 2010 06:29 AM (gbCNS)

205 Red Eye? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 01, 2010 06:58 AM (gbCNS)

206

DVRs are the new savior to us old blind mind-drunks.

Might I add, sock puppeting by myself doesn't bother me a bit. I talk to myself ANYWAY, wimps.

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 07:02 AM (gbCNS)

207 So a moron drunk in his mind walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "That's enough for you, my friend!"

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 07:16 AM (gbCNS)

208 So a moron drunk in his mind walkes into a bar, and the bartender screams, "Bouncer!"

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 07:30 AM (gbCNS)

209

Blind Drunk sings:

I Ain't Got Nobody

And the blind drunk doesn't mind!

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 07:35 AM (gbCNS)

210 The fun part is that I can see by the Sitemeter that I've got a HUGE audience.

Posted by: Blind Drunk at January 01, 2010 07:39 AM (gbCNS)

211 Blind Drunk bows on stage and says, "I've gotta take a shower, morons."

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