December 31, 2014

Happy New Year!
— Ace

Do you have any New Year's Resolutions?

If you like, I could throw up a New Year's Resolution Progress thread once a month, say on the last weekend of a month. That way, people might feel a little competitive/social pressure to keep them (which I assume would be a good thing, given that most Resolutions are worth keeping).

Oh, don't like sweat this too much. I realize I'm springing this on you at 11:53 Eastern. I'll put up a similar thread tomorrow.


Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM | Comments (1206)
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1 I ran 12.6 miles on the treadmill Tuesday and lifted weights for several hours today.

And I'm only having 2 beers tonight. My motto used to be "Beer, why stop at 13?"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 06:43 PM (AC0lD)

2 Happy New Year, Ace. Thank you for the blog. I hit tip he jar last week directly through PayPal. I rarely but things at Amazon.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 06:43 PM (sj3Ax)

3 Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 06:44 PM (AC0lD)

4 Mom and dad must be so proud!

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at December 31, 2014 06:44 PM (2/oBD)

5 My resolution is to dedicate 2015 to expressing my complete and unwavering fealty to my betters on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 06:45 PM (9BRsg)

6 Actor Edward Herrmann dead at 71

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 31, 2014 06:46 PM (e8kgV)

7 This is the first full year of playing the piano I started a few days after New Years 2014. It's amazing how much you can improve over the course of a year. My New Years resolution is to get better. It's almost Auld Lang Syne time.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 06:47 PM (HFRZF)

8 Happy New Year to all Morons. And Ace especially. (bonus points for catching the obscure Dostoyevsky/Bible reference)

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 06:48 PM (qyomX)

9 Resolution: I'm gonna tunnel my way out of this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 06:48 PM (F2IAQ)

10 I resolve never to shoot fireworks from my breasts.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 06:48 PM (T1005)

11 Well apparently my new years resolution is to become a dad as that isn't going to happen in time for this tax year

Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at December 31, 2014 06:48 PM (HDwDg)

12 My other resolution is to make every phone call with my aging parent count.

I have a feeling I'll be able to *keep* that one.

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 06:48 PM (9BRsg)

13 Well apparently my new years resolution is to become a dad as that isn't going to happen in time for this tax year
---

Kid's being naughty right out of the gate, huh? ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 06:49 PM (9BRsg)

14 I make it 2 minutes...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (F2IAQ)

15 It's been in the works for a little while but I want to start taking off the significant weight I put on when out of work sick. My goal: 5 pounds. Then 5 more... then 5 more...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

16 Happy New year to all the Horde. I hope everyone has a a good year. Ace, thanks for the last year of posts. This blog is appreciated.

Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (OQ8CF)

17 This is the year that I am going to create a new source of income for myself.

I have my first voiceover class on the 14th.

I've always had a face for radio, time to make the voice match.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (UVfht)

18 And the collective Horde ball drop is imminent...

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (KH1sk)

19 Hold it..., I'm not through with 2014 yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (F2IAQ)

20 Well, if anyone wasn't convinced that Katty Perry is an dog , check out that shit above. She looks like a rejected Sesame Street muppet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (wr4LJ)

21 Katy Perry's dumber than a sack of shitballs

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (7RXcs)

22 The time machine isn't on is it? It matters tonight. Happy New Year to Ace and Ace cobs and Ace people

Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 06:50 PM (3rpCw)

23 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (KuU4f)

24

Happy New Year to Ace and all the Cobs.

 

I love this place. Thank you all so much, for all that you do.

 

And Happy New Year to the Horde, too!

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (943iJ)

25 LET. IT. GO!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (16bOT)

26 Deadlift 405 Squat 315 Bench 225 Overhead Press 155 learn how to fap left handed

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (sEUh+)

27 I got the last comment of 2014!

Posted by: Phinn at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (i5GO4)

28 I don't do New Year's resolutions, because I have no willpower. Now off to get the champagne.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

29 Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (9BRs Week in fairness she's not due until Friday

Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (HDwDg)

30 My Goal is to be the first to post at ace's place in 2015

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 06:51 PM (jucos)

31 One more minute. Is it to soon to wonder what fresh hell awaits?

Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (OQ8CF)

32 WOO HOO!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (3rpCw)

33 2015!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (KH1sk)

34 Clock is wrong

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (jucos)

35
My resolution?  To have sex with Emma Watson.

About as likely to happen as any other commitment I might make, so might as well go for the big win.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (kdS6q)

36 Auld Lang Syne Bitches!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (HFRZF)

37 Happy New Year!

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 06:52 PM (IhNye)

38 "If you like, I could throw up a New Year's Resolution Progress thread once a month" I just threw up in my mouth a little. Progress!

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (noWW6)

39 I resolve to attend to my duties to my employer and my friends and my relatives. I resolve to always pay attention when people I care about speak. I resolve to keep America in my heart, so that I may do my small part to help in its resurrection, when these dark days are past. And I resolve to never let go of Reagan's vision of the shining city on the hill.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (qyomX)

40 Katy Perry? That'll do. Happy New Year to all.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (MDgS8)

41 I'll try not to use the f-bomb less than two dozen times a day.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (OsWis)

42 Happy New Year!

(Except here in Utah where we have two more hours to go!)

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (9BRsg)

43 Happy new year!!!

Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (OQ8CF)

44 Carson Daly is having a mess of a show on NBC. We are a country without class. Totally devoid of class.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (jucos)

45 I'll try not to use the f-bomb less than two dozen times a day. Fuckin a.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 06:53 PM (MDgS8)

46
And I'm out.

Time to drop the possum and wish all a Happy New Year:

http://youtu.be/vcOKaSVAqcM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

47 "And the collective Horde ball drop is imminent..." Standing by. Brace for impact.

Posted by: Possums at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (noWW6)

48
34 Clock is wrong

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (jucos)



That's a special feature of the blog's software.  We all get to live 8 minutes in the past, so we can learn from our mistakes.

Posted by: Phinn at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (i5GO4)

49 Merry New Year! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/b][/s] at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (bWFHa)

50 19 Hold it..., I'm not through with 2014 yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (F2IAQ)



That's one way to say you're headed for the john....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (T1005)

51 New Years Resolutions: Spend more time on treadmill Lose weight Become more original.

Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)

52 Katy Perry's banned Sesame Street appearance when she was still cute.

http://tinyurl.com/meswnhz

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (AC0lD)

53 Happy New Year!!! All the best to you (well, most of you ;-) )

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

54 Well, it's past midnight where I am anyway. Ace seems to be using his time machine (which he totally doesn't have) to make 2014 last a little while longer.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

55 New year, new thread. Excellent choice. Thanks, Ace, for the site and content, and Happy New Year to everyone.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 06:54 PM (FlRtG)

56 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 06:55 PM (4IFRz)

57 18 And the collective Horde ball drop is imminent... Not when you get a nice pile of boxer briefs for Christmas. Ball status: supported.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 06:55 PM (qyomX)

58 "All the best to you (well, most of you ;-) )" -Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2014 11:54 PM (DmNpO) Most of you, as well!!!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 06:55 PM (16bOT)

59 Dork that I am, I'm drinking a cup of hot cocoa in my new TARDIS mug that my kids gave me for Christmas, while reading a Dragonlance novel. Paused for a moment to check on the horde. So I decided to de lurk and wish all you morons and moronettes a happy new year. Now, to re-engage lurk mode and stick my head back into my book.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 31, 2014 06:56 PM (KkVB6)

60 I resolve not to bitchslap some dumbass merely for existing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 06:56 PM (OsWis)

61 B!tch more! I intend to annoy any liberal I meet as much as possible. I'll point out every single hypocritical bs thought they hold dear. I'm taking no prisoners. F'em!

Happy Nood Year!

Posted by: hadoop at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (2X7pN)

62 Happy New Year, Ace and every single member of the Horde.  You've made my life liveable during some difficult times during the Age of Obama.

Thanks for your prayers for our boy, and for all our troops.

Here's hoping 2015 makes none of Barry's Wildest Dreams Come True.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (FsuaD)

63 NDH, You too!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (OsWis)

64 "I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination."

That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (9BRsg)

65 52 Katy Perry's banned Sesame Street appearance when she was still cute. Not sure she was ever cute in her raw state. Ever see that picture that that a-hole Brand tweeted of her when she was just awake? Some chicks are transformed by cosmetics, and she is at the extreme end of that range.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (qyomX)

66 57 18 And the collective Horde ball drop is imminent...

Not when you get a nice pile of boxer briefs for Christmas. Ball status: supported.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (qyomX)



Not much support in boxers....sounds like a job for....Comfyballs!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (T1005)

67 Daily embarrelling!

Posted by: hadoop at December 31, 2014 06:57 PM (2X7pN)

68 Happy New Year Ace!!! Thank You!!! *God Bless Each and Every One of You Who Contribute to The Content!!!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (16bOT)

69 I'm going to get in shape. So I can run from the coming zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (go5uR)

70 It's midnight on New Year's, I'm on Ace's blog, and I'm stone cold sober.  It's a miracle!

(And, with luck, not a pattern to be repeated throughout 2015.)

Happy New Year to most of you!

Posted by: Phinn at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (i5GO4)

71 Happy New Year all. I resolve to reverse the gym sign up rush and quit mine. Haven't been able to get there in 2 years.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (o/3Hk)

72 Jane!! Did you wish your spocky inlaws a happy new year??

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (OsWis)

73 Annnnnnnnd they dragged Tony Bennet out of suspended animation to perform with a no talent Lady Gaga

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (jucos)

74 56 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. It's best to limit NY resolutions to those you can reasonably keep.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (qyomX)

75 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz) *** This offer void where prohibited, right? Hat Pun Gnu Year y'all!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (NeFrd)

76 I'm imagining the AoSHQ ball drop is the Barrel, with everything it implies. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (FsuaD)

77 To be the best Dad I could be and husband. And to start Phase 2

Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2014 06:58 PM (xO5gc)

78 69, Tripping mofos does wonders...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (OsWis)

79 *takes off pants* That'll do, pigs. That'll do.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (16bOT)

80 60 I resolve not to bitchslap some dumbass merely for existing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (OsWis)



Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! Let's not get too hasty.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (T1005)

81 I resolve to craft the world's most perfect pun sometime this year, probably at the end of a dead or dying thread.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

82 I meant run toward the zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (go5uR)

83

I resolve...to be relentless in defying the socialist assholes who strive to turn this great country into one big Detroit.

 

I resolve to mock them and point at them and laugh.

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (943iJ)

84 CAC, Phase II?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (sj3Ax)

85 I think the revelers in my neighborhood are only using fireworks, not gunshots. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

86 For the longest time I thought Katy Perry and Zoey Daschle were the same person. That is all, carry on.

Posted by: prophet at December 31, 2014 06:59 PM (OQ8CF)

87 First!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (EDYaR)

88 First?

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

89 66 Not much support in boxers....sounds like a job for....Comfyballs This is the magic of the "boxer brief". Boxers, with support. New technology. The modern age. And, bonus, not $49.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (qyomX)

90 Bump that... Being dropped in the Barrel.. On THIS night??? oh no.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (OsWis)

91 Happy New Year Ace & the gang! Last year my resolution was to lose 100 pounds and I lost 80. I'm happy with that, even though I technically failed my resolution because 80 pounds was 34% of my starting weight. I look and feel like a different person. This year my resolution is to lose that last 20 lbs and keep it all off.

Posted by: not the mama at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (5dxeo)

92 Happy New Year! Simple resolution, this year. I resolve to actually stay up on my work reading this year.

Posted by: Dianna at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (rTJTz)

93 77 To be the best Dad I could be and husband.


And to start Phase 2

Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2014 11:58 PM (xO5gc)



God bless you and your wife and your child.  You'll be great parents!  Don't come whining to the horde when the going gets tough!  Heh.



Seriously, you're in for one hell of an awesome adventure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (FsuaD)

94 and why is she shooting fireworks out of her tits?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:00 PM (OsWis)

95 One more hour until New Year's here, but we're forced to watch the NY BS on tv anyway.

Time to change the channel.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 31, 2014 07:01 PM (KuU4f)

96 Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (qyomX)

She's cute in that video but other than that, I just know her name and a song or two. 

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 07:01 PM (AC0lD)

97

94 and why is she shooting fireworks out of her tits?

 

It's her best talent.

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (943iJ)

98 91 Happy New Year Ace & the gang! Last year my resolution was to lose 100 pounds and I lost 80. That's amazing. Congratulations.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (qyomX)

99 Husband and son are doing the Polar Plunge tomorrow.  Brrrrrrr.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (FsuaD)

100 the neighborhood rednecks are in full "yeehaw let's light some fahrwerks" mode. They probably won't let up till 2am.

Posted by: weew at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (0tmLY)

101 Three hours to go here.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (MQEz6)

102 My resolution is to clean out the train room and finish the three layouts I have in progress. Since I just picked up another scale (Z) it will soon be four layouts in progress...one for each wall of the room...as soon as I get that big monstrosity out of the center.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (6fyGz)

103 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz)



Porches, patios, pissoirs, pee troughs, pine trees, peavines, puebloes, Panama, and porcupines. Among others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (mtmZ0)

104 We watched The Equalizer tonight and now have fifty minutes until the new year. Hope to bring in the New Year with a bang. The only thing I can't resist is temptation.--OW

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (3jmxp)

105 the neighborhood rednecks are in full "yeehaw let's light some fahrwerks" mode. They probably won't let up till 2am.

Posted by: weew at January 01, 2015 12:02 AM (0tmLY)



Yep, sounds like a firefight in a thunderstorm outside right now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:02 PM (6fyGz)

106 Will stop killing people for disagreeing with me.

Posted by: Fen at December 31, 2014 07:03 PM (hwed2)

107 When the oldest starts college in 2015, I resolve not to party more than 3 days*. *day measurement based on Venus standard time.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 31, 2014 07:03 PM (PR3eQ)

108 Anti pun haiku for the New Year- Pun spelled backward? nup. And as the old saying goes A nup is a nup

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 07:03 PM (NeFrd)

109 My resolution is to try and keep my mouth shut against the idiots, malcontents, lazy asses, dipshits, douchebags, anti-Americans, liberals, feminist activists, hipsters, hucksters, and politicians - but I repeat myself.

Yep.  Fat. Chance.

Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2014 07:03 PM (ZFPMM)

110

104 We watched The Equalizer tonight...

 

Was it any good?

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (943iJ)

111 87 First!! Posted by: tu3031 at January 01, 2015 12:00 AM (EDYaR) OK, you beat me fair and square, but Carol also posted at 12:00 on the ONT. So who was first? Maybe the timestamps should include seconds.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

112 I resolve to hate even more and shove it deeper down into the warm spot between my ribs and my belly virtually assuring my death by heart attack and or ragestroke in 2015.

Posted by: typical white dude at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (jGmRo)

113 I resolve to maintain the 3000 mile distance between me and my ex-wife. That gap and the Rocky Mountains are perfect. They're too high for her broom.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (MQEz6)

114 108, *golf clap* Well done...heh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (OsWis)

115 * note to self: send GGE some magnifiers *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (F2IAQ)

116 Second try: Happy New Year! I resolve to keep on top of my reading this year. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Dianna at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (6aYy9)

117 Second try: Happy New Year! I resolve to keep on top of my reading this year. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Dianna at December 31, 2014 07:04 PM (6aYy9)

118 In Ruskin, FL, most people are in bed getting ready for some early churching and breakfast at Bob Evans.

Posted by: hadoop at December 31, 2014 07:05 PM (2X7pN)

119 >>> 77 To be the best Dad I could be and husband. And to start Phase 2 Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2014 11:58 PM (xO5gc) FWIW, your blog post/ birth announcement introducing all of us to Jameson Finnegan was, for me at least, one of the most hopeful posts on the blog this last year. Happy New Year.

Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 07:05 PM (3rpCw)

120 My resolution is to actually hit the gym regularly, power walk, and keep up the amazing record I've had so far not to kill an in-law.  I will, however, continue to mock certain in-laws who dress up in Spock wear on Christmas Day.  And brag about their skeletor selves zip-lining in a Speedo in Mexico.

And I promise the Horde, if I'm ever "gifted" with that picture, I'll share.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:06 PM (FsuaD)

121 Fcuk Commies 2015

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 07:06 PM (7RXcs)

122 Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (jGmRo) **** You seem like an unpleasant sort. Did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 07:06 PM (NeFrd)

123 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz) so like dirt? all creatures piss on dirt??

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 07:06 PM (sEUh+)

124 Posted by: wheatie at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (943iJ) Started great with character build up. Last half had more plot holes and took more suspension of belief but still enjoyable.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 07:07 PM (3jmxp)

125

"shove it deeper down into the warm spot"

 

huhuhuh uh huhuhuh uh huhuhuh... 

Posted by: butthead at December 31, 2014 07:07 PM (tBSrv)

126 And...go GA Tech!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:08 PM (FsuaD)

127 One that I saw on Facebook: I resolve to not write 2014 on any checks. And no, I won't keep that one either.

Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at December 31, 2014 07:08 PM (y+NVD)

128 -Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (jGmRo) "Being a Dick". -Noted.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:08 PM (16bOT)

129 That's a special feature of the blog's software. We all get to live 8 minutes in the past, so we can learn from our mistakes. Activate the Omega 13!

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 07:09 PM (IhNye)

130 You seem like an unpleasant sort. Did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning?

Not my fault.  The bowl was white and he left it right on top of the closed toilet lid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 07:09 PM (UVfht)

131 Mh resolutions?fuck no. Maybe one, can I have my isp in banned

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (cAlVr)

132 108 Anti pun haiku for the New Year-


Pun spelled backward? nup.
And as the old saying goes
A nup is a nup

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 01, 2015 12:03 AM (NeFrd)



The fiancee and I have been doing quite a bit of hiking. In the US, when you have a loop trail, the great majority of people will hike around it in a clockwise fashion.



And the fiancee and I have figured out why. It's because you have to say "em eucser, em eucser -- pleh, pleh!" in your emergency call if you get in trouble going counterclockwise.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (T1005)

133 98 That's amazing. Congratulations. Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2015 12:02 AM (qyomX) Thanks. I've battled weight issues my whole life and this is the first time I feel optimistic about maintaining positive momentum with it.

Posted by: not the mama at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (5dxeo)

134 120 I will, however, continue to mock certain in-laws who dress up in Spock wear on Christmas Day. And brag about their skeletor selves zip-lining in a Speedo in Mexico. And I promise the Horde, if I'm ever "gifted" with that picture, I'll share. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:06 AM (FsuaD) Um, I think this is one of those cases where we would prefer not to see pics.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

135 129 Activate the Omega 13! Posted by: CanaDave at January 01, 2015 12:09 AM (IhNye) Well done.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (qyomX)

136 Happy New Year to the horde! I still have a couple of hours to come up with a resolution, given that I am on the west coast. I guess if I had to offer up one right now, it would be to resolve to make the most of it out here, and try harder to find people to like. This southwestern Ohio moron is not fitting in well with the actual morons of LA!

Posted by: Tired Mom at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (mZtfe)

137 Happy New Year to all of the Horde!

A special greeting to my fellow 'ettes - I love your strength, spirit, humor, humanity, love of country, bad-ass beauty, stompy boots, your supreme mothering skills, and your very unique use of swear words. 

You inspire me!

Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (ZFPMM)

138

124 Posted by: wheatie at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (943iJ)

 

 

Started great with character build up. Last half had more plot holes and took more suspension of belief but still enjoyable.

 

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 01, 2015 12:07 AM (3jmxp)

 

-------

 

Thanks. ...Was thinking about watching it earlier.

I liked the old series, and was wary of a remake of it.

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:10 PM (943iJ)

139 "Thanks. I've battled weight issues my whole life and this is the first time I feel optimistic about maintaining positive momentum with it." -Posted by: not the mama at January 01, 2015 12:10 AM (5dxeo) Bless You!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:11 PM (16bOT)

140 Time stamp on blog is off by 9 minutes or has been. Look at Ace's words when he said he sprung it on & first comment ten minutes before Ace said he put it up. No fighting - it's not a good start to the New Year!!!!

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)

141 "em eucser, em eucser -- pleh, pleh!" *** Nice! I think the all time best backward pun is: golf <=> flog

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (NeFrd)

142 * note to self: send GGE some magnifiers *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (F2IAQ)



Might need them...hell, WILL need them...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (6fyGz)

143 Keep it up Not The Momma.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (MDgS8)

144 "Activate the Omega 13!" -Posted by: CanaDave at January 01, 2015 12:09 AM (IhNye) *HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (16bOT)

145 My cornflakes have been pissed in since November 2008. Unpleasant? I am in a great mood. Another year closer to socialist Utopia. What's not to be happy about?

Posted by: typical white dude at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (jGmRo)

146 Here is a song about a hangover.

Drink sensibly.  Or be insensible.  Whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DEPD5b0FXs

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (t//F+)

147 Happy New Year ;-)

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2014 07:12 PM (f6yfQ)

148 All right, I resolve to give the inside of the Barrel a good scrubbing. ::: resolutely approaches Barrel ::: ::: peeks inside ::: Oh hell to the no. Not a chance. ::: tipples :::

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (noWW6)

149 138 124 Posted by: wheatie at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (943iJ) Started great with character build up. Last half had more plot holes and took more suspension of belief but still enjoyable. Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 01, 2015 12:07 AM (3jmxp) ------- Thanks. ...Was thinking about watching it earlier. I liked the old series, and was wary of a remake of it. Posted by: wheatie at January 01, 2015 12:10 AM (943iJ) It was okay. I also watched the series back in the day. It insisted on itself here and there, but otherwise did not get too silly.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (MQEz6)

150 133 Thanks. I've battled weight issues my whole life and this is the first time I feel optimistic about maintaining positive momentum with it. I could have said exactly the same, when I first embarked on the low-carb journey, some years ago. Now I am not skinny, but I am also not fat, and that will do. It took a diet of bacon and pork chops and steaks to get there. Go figure.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (qyomX)

151 They're too high for her broom.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (MQEz6)


Yours too?



wait...we don't know each other, do we? Did I buy you a beer once?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (6fyGz)

152 I resolve to not being entirely angry at people who blame me for all their problems and to continue to donate the majority of the world's charity.

Posted by: Real Typical White Dude at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (3jmxp)

153 If we activate the Omega 13 won't we just be back here 13 seconds ago? Just sayin....

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:13 PM (MDgS8)

154 Happy New Year, Morons and Moronettes! BTW, do we get a new barrel for the new year?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2014 07:14 PM (GrXXa)

155 "My cornflakes have been pissed in since November 2008. Unpleasant? I am in a great mood. Another year closer to socialist Utopia." -"What's not to be happy about?" -Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:12 AM (jGmRo) So you're saying that you Suck Dicks Professionally. Carry on...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:14 PM (16bOT)

156 Son was over and he and husband were watching GA Tech.  I was in bed watching old South Park eps and Fox and CNN NYE shows.  CNN was horrible.  Surprise.

And Fox ended with Kimberly kissing Bob Beckel on the lips (or vice versa).

And there were the poor saps in the crowd surprising their girlfriends with proposals.

The scariest was the guy who said, "We've been dating a year now, will you marry me?"  And she looked stunned and gobsmacked and gave him a less than enthusiastic "yes."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:14 PM (FsuaD)

157 I resolve to immanentize the Eris Awe-pocalypse in 2015.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 07:14 PM (KH1sk)

158 Oh hell to the no.

Not a chance.

::: tipples :::

Posted by: torquewrench at January 01, 2015 12:13 AM (noWW6)



Easiest thing to do is drop in an entire bottle of Dawn, pour in a tanker truck full of bleach and hit it with a fire hose.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (6fyGz)

159 151 They're too high for her broom. Posted by: eman at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (MQEz6) Yours too? wait...we don't know each other, do we? Did I buy you a beer once? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 12:13 AM (6fyGz) No, but you should.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (MQEz6)

160 Gives you a chance to re-do your resolution, upon further consideration :+)

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (IhNye)

161 BTW, do we get a new barrel for the new year? That would hardly be in the spirit of things.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (MDgS8)

162 "BTW, do we get a new barrel for the new year?" -Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2015 12:14 AM (GrXXa) Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is Full.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (16bOT)

163 And now for that old chestnut: [Wee fish] ewe [a mare] egrets [moose], Wee fish [ewe] a mare [egrets] moose, [Wee fish] ewe [a mare] egrets [moose], Panda hippo gnu deer! Hippo gnu deer, everyone!

Posted by: Piercello, no longer on the road at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (JybVy)

164 20 Well, if anyone wasn't convinced that Katty Perry is an dog , check out that shit above. She looks like a rejected Sesame Street muppet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (wr4LJ)


Katy Perry isn't a pure beauty like some supermodels but she's cute and some of her, um, "assets" definitely deserve to be mentioned in a positive manner.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 07:15 PM (Am9Tn)

165 Pretty sure the Barrel can only be cleaned with fire and Holy Water.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:16 PM (MQEz6)

166 I resolve to immanentize the Eris Awe-pocalypse in 2015.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 12:14 AM (KH1sk)



Will you be live-blogging the Awe-pocalypse? And will it usher in the rise of Alextopia? Cause if so...I'm in!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:16 PM (6fyGz)

167 I resolve to steal Hillary's walker at any chance I get

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 07:16 PM (sEUh+)

168 I resolve to continue to have more fun than the a**holes. Life is good. Hope you all find your McGuffin this year. God bless and best wishes to all you good people.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (NeFrd)

169  Eat less broccoli, do less for others.  I can't lose.

Posted by: Roger760 at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (CGZhu)

170 A new barrel needs the blood of a virgin male moron to cleanse it.

Any takers?  *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

171 167 I resolve to steal Hillary's walker at any chance I get Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at January 01, 2015 12:16 AM (sEUh+) Now that's just cruel. She needs that.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (qyomX)

172 56 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz)

What a waste of perfectly good urine.

Posted by: Guy Who Likes to Give Golden Showers at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (Am9Tn)

173

149...It was okay. I also watched the series back in the day.

 

It insisted on itself here and there, but otherwise did not get too silly.

 

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)

 

---------

 

Thanks, too, eman.

 

As movies go, these days...that's a pretty good review.

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:17 PM (943iJ)

174 No, but you should.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2015 12:15 AM (MQEz6)



*whew* I shall...as long as we don't have an ex in common. Cause if we do...sorry about that man, I really WAS just joking...



(my ex has been married 4x, I was first and she is still married to number 4, and number 3 is dead. But she divorced him first.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:18 PM (6fyGz)

175 Suck dicks professionally? Interesting fantasy you got rolling there. Hope you get hooked up with the boy toy of your dreams tonight. GLWT

Posted by: typical white dude at December 31, 2014 07:18 PM (jGmRo)

176 -Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 01, 2015 12:17 AM (NeFrd) Continued "punnery" and simple hilarity! You Silly Bastard!!! Thank You!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:18 PM (16bOT)

177 Happy New Year to Ace, the Cobs and the Horde!!!! Really glad I found this place. An island of sanity (sort of) in a world gone crazy.

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (dVk8Y)

178 Hasta lambada y'all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (NeFrd)

179 I could have said exactly the same, when I first embarked on the low-carb journey, some years ago. Now I am not skinny, but I am also not fat, and that will do. It took a diet of bacon and pork chops and steaks to get there. Go figure. Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2015 12:13 AM (qyomX) I'm not following a low carb diet, per se, but I do eat a lot fewer carbs than I used to and I eat bacon & eggs for breakfast about 6 days a week.

Posted by: not the mama at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (5dxeo)

180 A new barrel needs the blood of a virgin male moron to cleanse it.

Any takers? *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:17 AM (FsuaD)



So...a newborn then...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (6fyGz)

181 Jane D'Oh - Now you know our morons have all had sex......what are the rules?  Does someone have actually been in the room with them if they were having "sex" ?

Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (ZFPMM)

182 I think Katy Perry is shooting fireworks out of her boobs to raise boob awareness. I for one am aware.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:19 PM (MDgS8)

183 "Interesting fantasy you got rolling there. Hope you get hooked up with the boy toy of your dreams tonight." -Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (jGmRo) Take a shower. You smell like vinegar.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:20 PM (16bOT)

184 I resolve to steal Hillary's walker at any chance I get Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at January 01, 2015 12:16 AM (sEUh+) Take some rivets out of it so it folds up under use. Nyuk. Nyuk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 07:20 PM (W5DcG)

185 174 No, but you should. Posted by: eman at January 01, 2015 12:15 AM (MQEz6) *whew* I shall...as long as we don't have an ex in common. Cause if we do...sorry about that man, I really WAS just joking... (my ex has been married 4x, I was first and she is still married to number 4, and number 3 is dead. But she divorced him first.) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (6fyGz) You win. My ex married only twice. I was first and she hates her second husband and doesn't live with him. Surprise, she lets him buy her things though.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:21 PM (MQEz6)

186 New Year's Resolutions (in order of importance) 1. To see 2016 2. To see 2116 3. Kate Upton Mrs. Athens will make sure numbers 1 and 2 will not be kept if number 3 is kept.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 07:21 PM (O3k74)

187 I used to have a girlfriend who looked like Katy Perry (the pretty version). No seriously. I really did. Unfortunately, she was kinda crazy.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 31, 2014 07:22 PM (go5uR)

188 172 56 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz) So, out the car window is verboten? How about behind the open car door on the side of the road? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 31, 2014 07:22 PM (g+qqc)

189

Many happy returns of a wonderful new year to Ace, the cobs, and all the Morons and 'Ettes.

 

Thank you Ace for providing this space (and being funny as hell), thank you all cobs for great content, and thank you all Morons and 'Ettes for being FUNNY AS HELL and just generally great.

 

Happy New Year to all!

Posted by: bararausa at December 31, 2014 07:23 PM (DyGWm)

190 Will you be live-blogging the Awe-pocalypse? And will it usher in the rise of Alextopia? Cause if so...I'm in! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 12:16 AM (6fyGz) ----------- Ah, a fresh thrall! Excellent! **steeples fingers** The full flowering of the Eris Awe-pocalypse proceeds apace. Freak flag should unfurl in ... June? Maybe we should do a PPV for the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 07:23 PM (KH1sk)

191 What a waste of perfectly good urine.

Posted by: Guy Who Likes to Give Golden Showers at January 01, 2015 12:17 AM (Am9Tn)



No joke, especially since Jane Fonda is planning on building a shrine to herself.



(no, I'm not kidding. http://tinyurl.com/k3w4fl7 )

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:24 PM (6fyGz)

192 Katy Perry is pickled in the bodily fluids of a certain creepy British dude. Pass.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:24 PM (MQEz6)

193 Squat 405 Clean & Jerk 250 1 mile: 5:40 That's for myself. The rest of my resolutions are professional and probably wildly unrealistic.

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 07:24 PM (e+1S5)

194 179 I'm not following a low carb diet, per se, but I do eat a lot fewer carbs than I used to and I eat bacon & eggs for breakfast about 6 days a week. Posted by: not the mama at January 01, 2015 12:19 AM (5dxeo) I've noticed myself that if I eat bacon or sausage and eggs for breakfast, I'm good until lunch. But if I try to "eat healthy" with a bowl of cereal or a bagel, I'm hungry again an hour later. It's interesting that the government's nutritional advice is about as scientifically accurate as its climate advice.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

195 woops--that's what I get for signing my name after a full sytem scan and half a bottle of bubbles! 

Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2014 07:24 PM (DyGWm)

196 Tomorrow I'm going to build those fishing rigs I've been putting off all week.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:25 PM (MQEz6)

197 Happy New Year

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 31, 2014 07:26 PM (P+IZm)

198 Maybe we should do a PPV for the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 12:23 AM (KH1sk)



hmmm...that would be...interesting...



It would certainly work better than my pathetic attempts to post it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:26 PM (6fyGz)

199 Thanks to Carol for letting me know that this thread was even here. I'll just c&p from the ONT: 429 Happy New Year to everyone from the right coast.  I have neither the brain cells nor the energy left to list you all by name, but know that I wish you ALL only the best in 2015.  Well, almost all of you...  It's been a helluva year. Let's make this new one matter. 

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 07:26 PM (LGFTn)

200 I have never been good with resolutions. Mostly what happens is I don't become even worse than I was in the previous year. But in 2014 I have been forced to face things that I never wanted to, primarily my father's dementia. His case is not Alzheimer's, and therefore he is not forgetting his family. It's more like a slow-acting stroke. He can no longer string a sentence together. But he sits with us, listens, laughs, and loves hugs from his seven children. Still, it makes me sad to see him no longer able to join us in the ridiculous jokes and stories. He once had a Sean Bannion Level punster wit. My parents will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary in January. My wife and I are heading for 27. Reckon my resolution is to do what my parents have done. God bless you, Ace, assorted cobs, and the Horde, the ONT crowd and the daywalkers. I love my pretend friends on the Interwebs.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 31, 2014 07:26 PM (zfw24)

201 Have a good year morons.

Posted by: angler at December 31, 2014 07:26 PM (+zZOH)

202 A new barrel needs the blood of a virgin male moron to cleanse it. Any takers? *cough* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:17 AM (FsuaD) ---- I volunteer as facilitator. And by "virgin" we mean you haven't been embarreled yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 07:27 PM (KH1sk)

203 Holy Shit. It's 201r5!!@#1

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 07:28 PM (KxfTG)

204 I volunteer as facilitator. And by "virgin" we mean you haven't been embarreled yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (KH1sk)



*looking at you with slitty eyes after the Spock horror you had Ace inflict on us last night*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

205 154 Happy New Year, Morons and Moronettes!

BTW, do we get a new barrel for the new year?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2015 12:14 AM (GrXXa)



Why? This one is well-seasoned.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:28 PM (T1005)

206 I'm going to try, really try, not to let Obama and Co make me so angry.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 07:29 PM (MYCIw)

207 I'm an 'ette...haha! You ain't getting my ass in that barrel...uh uh... I've seen that thousand yard stare of those that came out of it...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:29 PM (OsWis)

208 I for one am so glad 2014 is over. 2015 has to be better. Has got to be.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:29 PM (MDgS8)

209 not for another 23 minutes here in CenTex

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:29 PM (OsWis)

210 *looks at watch* 10:37. (MST) God I am old.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 31, 2014 07:30 PM (zfw24)

211 I resolve myself to titty-fcuk Katie Perry the next time I see her moping around the bar for a martini.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 07:30 PM (dVmLD)

212 *looking at you with slitty eyes after the Spock horror you had Ace inflict on us last night*

 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:28 AM

 

 

*raised eyebrow* ... Fascinating.

Posted by: shirtless centaur spock at December 31, 2014 07:30 PM (tBSrv)

213 It's 2015 somewhere, and I'm ready.

Posted by: Darth Barrel at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (FlRtG)

214 ahppy new yuear bitzzes

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (KxfTG)

215 It's a miracle!!! Husband and I are both awake after midnight...after he falls asleep snoring...

I'm soon to follow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (FsuaD)

216 Why does there always gotta be "that guy" who harshes the mellow??

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (HFRZF)

217 "A new barrel needs the blood of a virgin male moron to cleanse it." -Any takers? *cough* "I volunteer as facilitator. And by "virgin" we mean you haven't been embarreled yet." -Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (KH1sk) I have a candidate: -Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (jGmRo) -Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (jGmRo) Undoubtedly, he is a virgin of multiple facets.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (16bOT)

218 I'm an 'ette...haha!

You ain't getting my ass in that barrel...uh uh...

I've seen that thousand yard stare of those that came out of it...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)



How're YOU doin'?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (6fyGz)

219

A new barrel? A new barrel should be christened with the tears of a pajama boy...and the ashes of a troll.

 

Let's keep it doable.

The "blood of a virgin male moron" would have to be from, like...an eight year old.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:31 PM (943iJ)

220 204 I volunteer as facilitator. And by "virgin" we mean you haven't been embarreled yet. Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (KH1sk) *looking at you with slitty eyes after the Spock horror you had Ace inflict on us last night* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:28 AM (FsuaD) *cilp* *clop* *clip* *clop* "Captain, this elevator is too small."

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (MQEz6)

221 ahppy new yuear bitzzes Inorite?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (MDgS8)

222 Heh. Aussie already had New Year's..., yesterday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (F2IAQ)

223 I resolve to read the Bible all the way through chronologically. May we be blessed in the new year

Posted by: Truth at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (WQ7Wn)

224 218, Almost three sheets to the wind... How about yourself?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (OsWis)

225 ahppy new yuear bitzzes

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 01, 2015 12:31 AM (KxfTG)



rbtgh bak atcha fkker

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (6fyGz)

226 To the Horde: Happy New Year!!!! May the GOOD LORD bless all of you and yours in 2015!! Never forget God loves each and every one of you and yours.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 07:32 PM (O3k74)

227 @211 - it's really a shame that couldn't have happened while Russell Brand was on top of her.

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 07:33 PM (o+SC1)

228 Hey Ace! Just made donation for some oven mitts. No more foot chicken, please!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 07:33 PM (u6lBN)

229 The "blood of a virgin male moron" would have to be from, like...an eight year old.

Don't bother looking at Jameson Finnegan.  He's already butt-raped Death.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 07:33 PM (UVfht)

230 *looking at you with slitty eyes after the Spock horror you had Ace inflict on us last night* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:28 AM (FsuaD) ------------ I've only made you stronger! Nietzschean super-hordelings are needed for the year ahead!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 07:33 PM (KH1sk)

231 218,

Almost three sheets to the wind...

How about yourself?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:32 AM (OsWis)



I got a late start, I'm only 3 into a 12 pack. Of course I'm mixing two different beers, so there is that, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (6fyGz)

232 201 Have a good year morons.

Posted by: angler at January 01, 2015 12:26 AM (+zZOH)



Have a good year, angler. All of it. And another one afterwards.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (T1005)

233 Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at January 01, 2015 12:24 AM (e+1S5) I'm not doing any Oly lifts, but is the 'clean' the hard part or the 'jerk' the hard part of the lift?

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (sEUh+)

234 Meet the new year. Same as the old year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (W5DcG)

235 Those fireworks are set off by thought rape of Katy

Posted by: Mad Mandy Marcotte at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (GrXXa)

236 >>>Happy New Year!!!! May the GOOD LORD bless all of you and yours in 2015!! Never forget God loves each and every one of you and yours. ---------- Well, MUMR excluded, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (4IFRz)

237 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:32 AM (OsWis)



And just so I know I've said it...thanks for your service.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (6fyGz)

238 New Year and there's still football and elbows left.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:34 PM (MQEz6)

239 I started drinking right after I got my finger prints taken. Inebriation status: Legendary!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (HFRZF)

240 do we get a new barrel for the new year? There's one that's "new to us." But "new new?" No.

Posted by: Zombie, but not that zombie at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (WQUr6)

241 "Well, MUMR excluded, right?" -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2015 12:34 AM (4IFRz) Damnit... I have to include him.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (16bOT)

242 I resolve to read the Bible all the way through chronologically. May we be blessed in the new year Posted by: Truth at January 01, 2015 12:32 AM (WQ7Wn) how many pages is that per day?

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (sEUh+)

243 My resolution is to get out CA. After 3 generations here, the crazy is just too much. I will miss the weather though.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (2r/HT)

244 *cilp* *clop* *clip* *clop* "Captain, this elevator is too small." Posted by: eman That shouldn't have been funny, and yet, it was. You win best post of 2015... so far.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (wr4LJ)

245 GGE - Gas tax goes up tomorrow. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:35 PM (F2IAQ)

246 56 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (4IFRz) Does that include the boss's office? I'm asking for a friend . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (O3k74)

247 Happy New Year

Posted by: Katy Perry's Titmice at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (Dwehj)

248 rbtgh bak atcha fkker **** Inorite? *** shizzzit! so what are people drink ikgn? perrer jhpouet, not yuet on hard stuff.* * I tesolve to not backspace on NY daty

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (KxfTG)

249 I'm not doing any Oly lifts, but is the 'clean' the hard part or the 'jerk' the hard part of the lift?

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at January 01, 2015 12:34 AM (sEUh+)



We're talking DC here, so clean might be a bit of a stretch, but...



oh wait, you mean lifting...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (6fyGz)

250 I have lurked mostly and commented occasionally for 3 years now. Happy New Year to you all. Whether the 2015 bring prosperity or travail, I pray everyone of you find blessings in it.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (Moh0M)

251 Well, MUMR excluded, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) I suspect MUMR is that sad, half-completed robot in Homer Simpson's garage. "Fa-ther."

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (zfw24)

252 So, do we mark the actual moment, or do we account for the ~8 minute bias in the system clock?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 31, 2014 07:36 PM (WQUr6)

253 I'm oh so sober, and my kids are still up waiting for midnight. *looks at watch anxiously*

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 07:37 PM (MYCIw)

254 I started drinking right after I got my finger prints taken.

Inebriation status: Legendary!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2015 12:35 AM (HFRZF)




Generally speaking, the fingerprint taking part is AFTER the inebriation part.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:37 PM (6fyGz)

255 First Compliance Pics of 2015 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550358934603976707 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550359194822795265 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550359403501977601 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550359692120428544

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2014 07:37 PM (GrXXa)

256 250 I have lurked mostly and commented occasionally for 3 years now. Happy New Year to you all. Whether the 2015 bring prosperity or travail, I pray everyone of you find blessings in it.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at January 01, 2015 12:36 AM (Moh0M)



Don't be shy.  Dive the hell in.  However, your hash tag is...interesting...


Seriously, Happy New Year!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:37 PM (FsuaD)

257 clean has bot to be the hard part of the olypic lift

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (KxfTG)

258 GGE - Gas tax goes up tomorrow. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at January 01, 2015 12:35 AM (F2IAQ)




great. It's a sliding scale, and the price has been dropping, so the taxes should be going DOWN...so much for that Republican majority state house, eh?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (6fyGz)

259 Lotsa lurkers de-lurking tonight. Hi lurkers! Happy New Year!

Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (2x3L+)

260 @250 Happy New Year!! Are you a mouse?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (HFRZF)

261 As I was up until close to 3AM doing something that, when I looked at it this morning, turned out to be crap and had to be done over, I am not even going to TRY to hang around for 1201AM to ring in California's new CO2 taxation and 25-cent shopping bag fee. I'm not even going to try to hang around for another hour randomly surfing Zillow for alternative places to live. I'm going to plug in the headphone, fire up the audiobook, and crash.

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (o+SC1)

262 >>>I'm not doing any Oly lifts, but is the 'clean' the hard part or the 'jerk' the hard part of the lift? Well, for me at least, the jerk is harder. (Heheheh). But that's because I come from a weightlifting background, and consequently, I move like shit. I'm learning, but learning is painful. Cleans are easy. It's a violent deadlift, and then snap your arms under.

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (e+1S5)

263 Anywhere else if I mentioned that I had to clear the chicken bones out of the fruit jar so I could use it to drink out of, people would think I was lying or insane.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 07:38 PM (t//F+)

264 231, Wanna shot of Capt 100?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:39 PM (OsWis)

265 dude amd I following dkabear? fucking nioce twtittert tiits

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 31, 2014 07:39 PM (KxfTG)

266

217...I have a candidate:

 

-Posted by: typical white dude at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (jGmRo)

 

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 12:31 AM (16bOT)

 

-------

 

For "the ashes of a troll"? ...Yes.

 

This guy may be a virgin, but I wouldn't grant him the status of being a moron...not in the Horde sense, I mean.

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:39 PM (943iJ)

267 @254 Not this guy, I got that shit out of the way first!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:39 PM (HFRZF)

268 I think you can pee anywhere you want in NYC now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 07:40 PM (W5DcG)

269 clean has bot to be the hard part of the olypic lift lol

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:40 PM (MDgS8)

270 great. It's a sliding scale, and the price has been dropping, so the taxes should be going DOWN...so much for that Republican majority state house, eh? Posted by: GGE ---------------- It's based on the last six months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:40 PM (F2IAQ)

271 so what are people drink ikgn? perrer jhpouet, not yuet on hard stuff.*

* I tesolve to not backspace on NY daty

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 01, 2015 12:36 AM (KxfTG)



Alternating between Miller Fortune and Blue Moon First Peach Ale. I like the Blue Moon, the Miller...eh...it's got an Ace of Spades on the label, though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:40 PM (6fyGz)

272 I think you can pee anywhere you want in NYC now. Posted by: Bertram ------------------ Particularly tonight in Times Square.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (F2IAQ)

273 268 I think you can pee anywhere you want in NYC now.


Especially on the cops.


Dear New Yawkers.  When you elect a commie for mayor, you fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (FsuaD)

274 >>>We're talking DC here, so clean might be a bit of a stretch, but... Yourself. Please to be fucking it.

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (e+1S5)

275 Thank you Jane, pray tell why is the hashtag interesting?

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (Moh0M)

276 2015 will be another Obama A+ year!

Posted by: Michelle Ye 'Trovato' Hee Lee at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (QP/VJ)

277 Is it possible to get a contact high from your neighbors? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:41 PM (OsWis)

278 @275 It's an anagram

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (HFRZF)

279 I'll simply drink Budweiser. I'm a simple man. *cheers!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (16bOT)

280 Is it possible to get a contact high from your neighbors? Asking for a friend. Definitely.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (MDgS8)

281 275 Thank you Jane, pray tell why is the hashtag interesting?



Heh.  "Hi, Mom!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (FsuaD)

282 No matter how much I hear about the quick and cheap buzz, I resolve to not *drink* my booze anally.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (AC0lD)

283 I'm drinking shots of Capt Morgan Spiced 100 rum.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (OsWis)

284 Wanna shot of Capt 100?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis)



*drains glass*



*holds glass out*



Yes, I'm drinking my beer from a glass. What of it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (6fyGz)

285 I, of questionable mind and quaking body, do hereby Resolve, to master the art of rough water canoeing, and not lose so damn many firearms in the process. Many practice sessions are planned for 2015. I may need the donation of additional firear....um, ballast, in order to fulfill said resolve. Resolutions aside, my thanks to Ace, the COBS and my deepest and heartfelt appreciation for the Morons and 'Ette's of The Horde. I am duly humbled to be accepted into your ranks. Dumfounded, dazed, confused and disgusted, but mostly..... humbled. My New Year's Toast to see out 2014, is to you all. You've made it a more tolerable year, in spite of, and towards our Ear Leader. May our ire but increase in the coming year, may RINO's tremble at our mention, and may progressives flee from the very shadow of our pixels on the screen. To you, Horde, my 2015. SALUTE! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 07:42 PM (RzZOc)

286 My goodness gracious KDBear, they do come pretty from Paraguay!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (t//F+)

287 282, If you do, you know the deal...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (OsWis)

288 #255: Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2015 12:37 AM (GrXXa) Bless you Sir!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (O3k74)

289 273 268 I think you can pee anywhere you want in NYC now. Especially on the cops. Dear New Yawkers. When you elect a commie for mayor, you fuck yourselves. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (FsuaD) I saw some stats today on how the NYPD is ignoring minor stuff and the result is an enormous loss in NYC revenue.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (MQEz6)

290 "Is it possible to get a contact high from your neighbors?" -Asking for a friend. -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis) No, but you can enjoy the aroma.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (16bOT)

291 Good night all! I am so very grateful for Ace and this blog and all of my good Gentlefappers! Be happy warriors in 2015.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 07:43 PM (KH1sk)

292 I resolve to use fewer fucking cuss words. Fukkin' A.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (XTApR)

293 Beer Ninja, JEM, this CA native now transplanted to AZ has only one piece of advice if you're seriously thinking of moving away from CA.

Get out, NOW!  Seriously, get the fcuk out.  It's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (UVfht)

294 Bee non the phone and shit.

Hearing fireworks and gunfire.  Can't believe I'm up this late..

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (D6PHF)

295 Not this guy, I got that shit out of the way first!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2015 12:39 AM (HFRZF)




Usually the fingerprinting proceeds incarceration, so you have obviously skipped that part. Good on you!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (6fyGz)

296 2015 will be another Obama A+ year! Posted by: Michelle Ye 'Trovato' Hee Lee at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (QP/VJ) They will have to invent a new letter that's better than "A".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (W5DcG)

297 By the time this posts: Happy New Year to Ace, the cobs and all morons and 'ettes everywhere! May God bless us, everyone!

Posted by: Fox2! at December 31, 2014 07:44 PM (WQUr6)

298 *Cheers Jim!!!* 2015 in T-minus 7 minutes in CenTex!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (OsWis)

299 I was sure that my monthly Micky Spillane post would not be triggered for at least a day or so. The magic word appeared exactly 6 minutes into the new year. I'll forbear, however, for a day or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (F2IAQ)

300 286 My goodness gracious KDBear, they do come pretty from Paraguay! Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2015 12:43 AM (t//F+) The second one is faptastic.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (MQEz6)

301 I'm just trying to get sleepy.  Husband is asleep and I've been cooking all day.  Son is with his new girlfriend tonight, and plans on coming over tomorrow to do a Polar Plunge with his dad in a pool here.

And all of a sudden I have more guests coming for mid-day dinner tomorrow, thanks to husband.

*finishes glass of wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (FsuaD)

302 290, Damn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (OsWis)

303 To get a "contact-high", you need to be Closet-Raped by a loose band of forty doob-smoking miscreants.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (16bOT)

304 Happy New Year Jane, you are the best!

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (Moh0M)

305 Yourself. Please to be fucking it.

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (e+1S5)




Nutt'n but luv for ya jarhead.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:45 PM (6fyGz)

306 I resolve to urinate only in places that are specifically designated for urination. You're moving to Ferguson?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 31, 2014 07:46 PM (L6/+u)

307 303, LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:46 PM (OsWis)

308 I also resolve to bang a Canadian blonde.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2014 07:46 PM (XTApR)

309 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Happy New Year!  Please come teach my husband how to properly navigate a boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:47 PM (FsuaD)

310 Had a couple of rounds of Bulleit Rye tonight. Too peppery for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:48 PM (F2IAQ)

311 @295 Nothing unlawful doing what's required by the shitbirds in charge of us all. Fuckers!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 07:48 PM (HFRZF)

312 >>>Happy New Year! Please come teach my husband how to properly navigate a boat. ---------- PRO TIP: The pointy end goes first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 07:48 PM (4IFRz)

313 Three minutes!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (OsWis)

314 I had a couple Sam Adams winter ales earlier (not too bad, btw), but am on the cheap bourbon now. Wait - I am embarrassed to say that I have been drunk for two years now!

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (LGFTn)

315 The pointy end goes first.

Yes.

Posted by: Katy Perry's Titmice at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (Dwehj)

316 I'm looking at 50 right in the eye, so cleans and power cleans fuck my old joints up. But I get cleans The'jerk' looks like a push press with a split footed catch that timing looks like a bitch on good luck yo

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (sEUh+)

317 Heh. Dog is asleep in my lap, and snoring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (F2IAQ)

318 Happy-delurk-New Year to the Horde! But mostly to Ace, for hosting this site full of miscreants and vagabonds whose wisdom and buffoonery keep me laughing and learning all through the year! G-D Bless you All!!!!!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (u6lBN)

319 titmice?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (OsWis)

320 312 >>>Happy New Year! Please come teach my husband how to properly navigate a boat.


----------

PRO TIP: The pointy end goes first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2015 12:48 AM (4IFRz)



PRO TIP: It is best if the top part stays dry, and the bottom part stays wet.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:49 PM (T1005)

321 I'm sure glad my hair's brown.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 31, 2014 07:50 PM (L6/+u)

322 One minute!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 31, 2014 07:50 PM (/pOl7)

323 I like titmice cause it has tit in it.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:50 PM (MDgS8)

324 Happy New Year SMFH!

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:51 PM (MDgS8)

325 titmice?

Yes. We're plural.

Posted by: Katy Perry's Titmice at December 31, 2014 07:51 PM (Dwehj)

326 Yay! Made it another year.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 31, 2014 07:51 PM (/pOl7)

327 @273 - it's all about the Benjamins - well, it's not ALL about the Benjamins, but the police unions know that if you want to hurt Di Blasio you slit his pocket and steal his wallet. Two units responding on every call? Goody, massive cop overtime just in time for the holiday, are cops rolling on calls tomorrow pulling in 4.5x pay? Writing 94% fewer tickets? I mean, in an absolute sense that may be a GOOD thing, but it sure as hell pinches Di Blasio's ability to throw baksheesh around. We'l see what happens in a couple months when all that cop overtime that's not being funded by cop activities starts hoovering money out of other corners of the kleptocracy.

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 07:51 PM (o+SC1)

328 HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!!!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:51 PM (OsWis)

329 314 I had a couple Sam Adams winter ales earlier (not too bad, btw), but am on the cheap bourbon now.

Wait - I am embarrassed to say that I have been drunk for two years now!

Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:49 AM (LGFTn)



Is this sort of like an affirmation at a ZZ meeting?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:52 PM (T1005)

330 Titmice are good, but titcats are better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 07:52 PM (4IFRz)

331 Happy New Year, Central time zone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2014 07:52 PM (go6ud)

332 "PRO TIP: The pointy end goes first." -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2015 12:48 AM (4IFRz) *HAH!* You're my #1 Funniest Year-End Award Winner. -Period. You've not only been the best one-liner, but the best factual supplicant to the coinciding hilarity!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 07:52 PM (16bOT)

333 T-120 min. left in 2014 on the West Coast. Time for port.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 07:52 PM (O3k74)

334 No one should even suggest peeing on police officers or firefighters. They don't make much money, yet put their lives on the line, especially now with race baiters like Sharpton, making their lives more in danger.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 07:53 PM (sj3Ax)

335 Happy New Year.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 31, 2014 07:53 PM (OWjjx)

336 Bonus New Year Compliance Pics for those in other than Eastern Time Zones https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550451666412376066 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550451931848908800 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550452146614059009 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/550452619786084352

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2014 07:53 PM (GrXXa)

337 damn, I wish I had a tank now...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:53 PM (OsWis)

338 330 Titmice are good, but titcats are better.



When you're milkin' those titcats, better be careful.  They bite!

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 31, 2014 07:53 PM (FsuaD)

339 Jane, that's easy. The pointy end goes first. ;-) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 07:54 PM (RzZOc)

340 Bullet rye too peppery? Try Rebel Yell. Smooth and sweet.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2014 07:54 PM (XTApR)

341 So long Bulleit Bourbon. I liter a week was getting out of control.

Posted by: RokShox at December 31, 2014 07:55 PM (Ap82b)

342 Happy New Years horde! 2015! The year of.... F it. The year of NOT 2014!

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 07:55 PM (WlUIO)

343

330 Titmice are good, but titcats are better.

 

Wouldn't that be...titpussies?

Posted by: wheatie at December 31, 2014 07:55 PM (943iJ)

344 Is this sort of like an affirmation at a ZZ meeting? Hi. My name's andycanuck and I'm a zebra zoner. I've gone 6 months without zoning a zebra.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 31, 2014 07:55 PM (L6/+u)

345 339 Jane, that's easy.

The pointy end goes first. ;-)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)




Thnx.  *scrawling notes in long hand*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:55 PM (FsuaD)

346 Nothing unlawful doing what's required by the shitbirds in charge of us all.

Fuckers!!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2015 12:48 AM (HFRZF)



The last time I got my fingerprints taken was for my CCW. (The first time was for my security clearance.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:56 PM (6fyGz)

347 Titmice are good, but titcats are better. I prefer wildabreasts.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 31, 2014 07:56 PM (L6/+u)

348 Is this sort of like an affirmation at a ZZ meeting? Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 12:52 AM (T1005) ------------------ Wait - what? You mean Billy, Dusty & Frank have fooking meetings ? what's it take to get invited to one of those?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 07:56 PM (LGFTn)

349 The CST Thanks All for you New Year Wishes! Please set your timepieces to the top of the hour at the next tone!................BEEP.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 07:57 PM (u6lBN)

350 -to eleven May the Silver and Black rise to prominence in 2015! *clink!*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:57 PM (OsWis)

351 Crap, see what I get for toasting the new year before catching up on the scroll, here. Ah well. Jane.... e mail is in my nic. Write if you'd like me to direct y'all to some first class instruction in any aspect of boat handling or seamanship, power or sail. I might not get to the East Coast to give lessons, but I can sure put you in touch with the pros closest to you! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 07:57 PM (RzZOc)

352 -to eleven May the Silver and Black rise to prominence in 2015! *clink!* *clink*

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2014 07:58 PM (MDgS8)

353 damn, I wish I had a tank now...

Posted by:at January 01, 2015 12:53 AM (OsWis)



what could possibly go wrong...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vESIVemfG8

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 07:58 PM (6fyGz)

354 *sits back and watches all the slurring rons and ettes.* Breaks out camera.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 07:58 PM (WlUIO)

355 Did anyone manage to see if Kathy Griffin went down on Anderson Cooper tonight? 

 Because stay klassy, CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 07:58 PM (FsuaD)

356 348 Is this sort of like an affirmation at a ZZ meeting?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 12:52 AM (T1005)
------------------
Wait - what? You mean Billy, Dusty & Frank have fooking meetings ?
what's it take to get invited to one of those?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 12:56 AM (LGFTn)



There's two ways that I can think of -- you gotta have legs....and know how to use them. Or you can be a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 07:59 PM (T1005)

357 354, teehee

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 07:59 PM (OsWis)

358 Happy New Year to those on CST it's 1:06 here & this will post after 12 am CST.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 07:59 PM (sj3Ax)

359 nooooooooooo Jane! *pours triple shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:00 PM (OsWis)

360 So have all the 'actions' been duds? I need some good riot footage to bring in the new year.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:00 PM (WlUIO)

361 'Night all.  Hope 2015 doesn't suck as bad as I expect it will.  Yay.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2014 08:00 PM (FsuaD)

362 Hey everybody. Well, I already have a new year's resolution: to try the new limited-time Santa Fe flavor at Buffalo Wild Wings. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:00 PM (/7rmH)

363 (not a paid endorser)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:00 PM (/7rmH)

364 GGE, I remember that! I'd be in an M1A2 SEP though....heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:01 PM (OsWis)

365 G'Night, Jane.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:01 PM (16bOT)

366 Trying out a version of a Michelada, using Key Lime and V8 juices. So far, OK.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:01 PM (6fyGz)

367 361 'Night all. Hope 2015 doesn't suck as bad as I expect it will. Yay. --/------- Poetry, man. Sheer poetry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 08:01 PM (4IFRz)

368 Hell may not have frozen over just yet, but snow has been spotted in downtown Phoenix, AZ, so it's pretty close.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (UVfht)

369 Continuing with the Bond flicks. I'm up to "You Only Live Twice" from 1967. Fun and easy to follow, and they finally got the dialogue/music mix right. Also by far the easiest Bond flick to spoof thus far.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (/7rmH)

370 Do you have any New Year's Resolutions? Yes. To not make any resolutions. Happy New Year Ace, cob-loggers and Horde!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (MOr4F)

371 niters jane!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (OsWis)

372 44 Carson Daly is having a mess of a show on NBC. We are a country without class. Totally devoid of class. Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 31, 2014 11:53 PM (jucos) You must have missed Jenny McCarthy on ABC, or as the Mrs called it, "why in the hell is she on the show, she's more worthless than Fergie".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (+Fae7)

373 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2015 12:55 AM (FsuaD) Jane, may have missed it. What did D'oh Boy get from his gun accessories CHRISTMAS list?

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (WlUIO)

374 G'nite, Jane. Happy New Year to you and yours! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 08:02 PM (RzZOc)

375 Will stop killing people for disagreeing with me. Posted by: Fen Pussy!

Posted by: [i][b]DOCTOR[/i][/b] amy bishop at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (L6/+u)

376 Me? Lose 40-50 pounds and get back to fighting trim. 5'8" 225 ain't gonna cut it. Tempus fugit.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (nL0sw)

377 360 So have all the 'actions' been duds?

I need some good riot footage to bring in the new year.

Posted by: RWC at January 01, 2015 01:00 AM (WlUIO)



Good riot footage.....this might work -- http://tinyurl.com/o59zg3r

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (T1005)

378 Happy Texas New Year Morons!  May no new thing arise, or at least no new things we can't bitch about entertainingly!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (XO6WW)

379 It really is a shame there are no family friendly new year's shows. Must everything be vulgar?

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (MYCIw)

380 "Hell may not have frozen over just yet, but snow has been spotted in downtown Phoenix, AZ, so it's pretty close." -Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:02 AM (UVfht) ...and so it begins. (The Guy Who Always Thinks That Something Is Always Beginning)

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:03 PM (16bOT)

381 Try Rebel Yell. Smooth and sweet. Posted by: maddogg -------------- I am an *old* Rebel Yell fan. "First distilled 14 years before the great victory at Chickamauga."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (F2IAQ)

382 >>>*sits back and watches all the slurring rons and ettes.* Eyesh dooont know whatchoo tawkin buss.

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (e+1S5)

383 @346 It's for clearance Clarence. They seem to not take your word for things like this. I also ate a shit load of asparagus the day before. Wouldn't want to be the lab tech assigned that sample.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (HFRZF)

384 Will try to clean up faster than cats can knock down.

Will try to remember how a ventricle works.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (XO6WW)

385 Don't know why the iPad insists on putting Christmas in caps.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (WlUIO)

386 I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year especially our President Obama and our first President of Color. Our HOA recently proudly voted for him as Time Magazine Person of the Year since he has done more than anyone else to unite the world, including Cuba. It is racists like George Bush who are responsible for the recent wave of police brutality against persons of color. Tonight in solidarity with the citizens of Ferguson, MO and Eric Garner, NYC, we will feature at our community center the movie "Django Unchained," starring John Travolta and Eric Fishburn. Please present your ID and personal firearms to the officer at the front gate. Thank you for your support to de-militarize and disarm the industrialized police industry. 

Posted by: Laura Culthbertson-Filbert, president, HOA, White River Estates at December 31, 2014 08:04 PM (pq76f)

387 It really is a shame there are no family friendly new year's shows. Must everything be vulgar? Posted by: Lauren -------------------- Yes. Everything..., it seems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (F2IAQ)

388 #355 Gotta be batshit crazy to stick it in her mouth.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (O3k74)

389 Just a few of my 2015 resolutions: - Lose 20 pounds or more - Return to Laughlin for a fun spring vacation - Try some new foods and restaurants - Win the Miss America crown (Note: one of the above is a joke. Can *you* guess which one???)

Posted by: the new improved oh-so-sardonic qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (/7rmH)

390 378, Back at ya from CenTex!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (OsWis)

391 Will try to remember that my wife can quit QVC Any. Time. She. Wants. To.

Really she can.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (XO6WW)

392 ...and so it begins.

It's just global warming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 08:05 PM (UVfht)

393 Will try to remember how a ventricle works. Posted by: richard --------------------------------- Thump, swish...., thump, swish...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 08:06 PM (F2IAQ)

394 Texas New Year's high five

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 08:06 PM (MYCIw)

395 mcenroe: riiiight. Enjoy your juicer. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:06 PM (/7rmH)

396 To either get this damn defibrillator off my chest or at least inside where it belongs.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:06 PM (XO6WW)

397 I remember that!

I'd be in an M1A2 SEP though....heh.

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)



I was in San Diego...actually Miramar...on a Top Gun det when this was happening. Not where the tank was driving around thankfully, but at least in the area.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:06 PM (6fyGz)

398 Good night Hoarde, stay safe.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 08:07 PM (HFRZF)

399 (paid endorsement). Well....I paid to endorse this si

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 08:07 PM (u6lBN)

400 Ha, my time challenged neighbors just started the fireworks.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 08:07 PM (MYCIw)

401 @340 - Rebel Yell is very good, and quite cheap. And with that...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...see you in '15.

Posted by: JEM at December 31, 2014 08:07 PM (o+SC1)

402 Good riot footage.....this might work -- http://tinyurl.com/o59zg3r Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005) Nice. I had the Mental Health poster on my closet in middle school.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:07 PM (WlUIO)

403 Metal Health. F'ing autocorrect.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:08 PM (WlUIO)

404 te. Whoops.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 08:08 PM (u6lBN)

405 Lauren, I live near Ft Hood...they been going at it for hours now...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:08 PM (OsWis)

406 And now it's time to clean out the cabinet of leftover riddles for 2015. - What do mathematicians enjoy most for dessert? Pi. - Where do sociologists most like to eat breakfast? Norms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:08 PM (/7rmH)

407 "*sits back and watches all the slurring rons and ettes.*" -Breaks out camera. -Posted by: RWC at January 01, 2015 12:58 AM (WlUIO) Uhhh... the, you know whatever. Like remember when you were doing that, uh... ...WHAT?!? I was just saying that... I remember when I was eighteen and nobody told me about how not to be stupid. So... ...anyways.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:08 PM (16bOT)

408 * recalls Guy Lombardo *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at December 31, 2014 08:09 PM (F2IAQ)

409 What I'm hoping for in 2015 -- http://tinyurl.com/lylzsyc



What I'm expecting -- http://tinyurl.com/pp2oe75

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:10 PM (T1005)

410 G'Night, Kreplach!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:10 PM (16bOT)

411 #395.  qdpsteve: No, no, no. Temptations cookware.  That's what the Devil puts in the hearts of women.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:10 PM (XO6WW)

412 Well, I tried to send emails to all of the horde that I had contact info for (MH, why aren't you in my inbox? I know your real name & even sent you a Christmas email...). I sincerely hope I got you all - If I missed someone, I'm sorry. but Happy Fooking New Year to you and everyone else. My resolution is to make enough money this year that I can drink the Bulleit instead of the cheap shit while I hang out here. If that happens, we'll work on a new one.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 08:10 PM (LGFTn)

413 Hell may not have frozen over just yet, but snow has been spotted in downtown Phoenix, AZ, so it's pretty close.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:02 AM (UVfht)



Going up north to work near Ft. St. John is looking like not so bad an idea now. I can look out the window at snow, and get paid for it, instead of driving to the Valley, paying for it, and getting snow I don't want. Hopefully the weather is better by month-end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:10 PM (mtmZ0)

414 GGE...... I spent quite a few of my formative years, living under the South side of the pattern at Miramar. How long ago? There was no Rancho Bernardo, F-8 Crusaders were still on deployment, and the Tomcat had yet begun to prowl. We used to saddle up the bicycles, with BB guns or .22s across the handlebars, and hit the Chaparral. Do that now, and I'd be strafed by SWAT helicopters and mashed under by SWAT MRAPs. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 08:11 PM (RzZOc)

415 To get that Mosin that goes with my Tokarev. Turns out one of the muckymucks in the local GOP has an FFL and a bunch of them.  Networking time.


Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:11 PM (XO6WW)

416 It's for clearance Clarence.

They seem to not take your word for things like this.

I also ate a shit load of asparagus the day before.

Wouldn't want to be the lab tech assigned that sample.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2015 01:04 AM (HFRZF)



Hah!



My older sister...damn her eyes...mentioned to the recruiter the ONE TIME I had taken a hit off a doob (I didn't care for it so passed it on for the rest of the time it was going around) so I got to explain my "history of drug abuse" to the NCIS agent doing the clearance paperwork for the first 7 years of my Navy career. She thought it was funny...until she went to work for the VA and found out what a PITA it is.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:11 PM (6fyGz)

417 #414 Crusaders, Last of the Gunfighters!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:13 PM (XO6WW)

418 393 Will try to remember how a ventricle works.
Posted by: richard
---------------------------------

Thump, swish...., thump, swish...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still interned at Camp Banhammer at January 01, 2015 01:06 AM (F2IAQ)



Isn't that how a peglegged drag queen works?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:13 PM (T1005)

419 -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:11 AM (6fyGz) Thus endeth the yearly tale of the "One-Toke". Time for bed, kids.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:13 PM (16bOT)

420 Pretty sure the Barrel can only be cleaned with fire and Holy Water. I need an old Ewok and a young Ewok. No, not to pray but to use them to scrub out The Barrel---their fur is pretty useful for that sort of thing.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 31, 2014 08:13 PM (L6/+u)

421 Is this sort of like an affirmation at a ZZ meeting? ------------------ Oh yeah - I can't be the only one that found it super-ironic that Frank BEARD was the only one that didn't have a three-foot long beard am I?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 08:14 PM (LGFTn)

422 GGE...... I spent quite a few of my formative years, living under the South side of the pattern at Miramar. How long ago? There was no Rancho Bernardo, F-8 Crusaders were still on deployment, and the Tomcat had yet begun to prowl.

We used to saddle up the bicycles, with BB guns or .22s across the handlebars, and hit the Chaparral. Do that now, and I'd be strafed by SWAT helicopters and mashed under by SWAT MRAPs.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:11 AM (RzZOc)



Not THAT long ago. I was a Tomcat tech (went to F-14D school there in 92) and then a Hornet tech, I was actually with the Hornets in 95 on the Top Gun det when the tank went for its tear around the town.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:14 PM (6fyGz)

423 -Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 01:14 AM (LGFTn) For the five-hundedth time... no.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:15 PM (16bOT)

424 niters Slap!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:15 PM (OsWis)

425 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's Phoenix.  It won't stick, and this is probably it for the year.

Last time there was measurable snow in the Valley of the Sunstroke was Feb 28th, 2013.  Before that it was (apparently) 1937.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 08:15 PM (UVfht)

426 Thus endeth the yearly tale of the "One-Toke".

Time for bed, kids.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:13 AM (16bOT)



Honest. It really was just that one time. Why is it no one ever believes that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:15 PM (6fyGz)

427 GGE, Did you inhale?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:16 PM (OsWis)

428 G'Night, SMFH! God Bless, Sweetheart!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:16 PM (16bOT)

429 Crap. Going to have to tell the wife what the Ace of Spadrs charge is on the debit card. Do I tell her the truth or just tell her I had a sudden New Year's hooker jones?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:16 PM (rmc8r)

430 qdpsteve: Juice<i>er</i>?  Singular....?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:16 PM (XO6WW)

431 Oh yeah - I can't be the only one that found it super-ironic that Frank BEARD was the only one that didn't have a three-foot long beard am I?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 01:14 AM (LGFTn)



They decided it wouldn't be fair for him to have two.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:16 PM (6fyGz)

432 oh shit, my bad Slap...I thought you were signing off...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:17 PM (OsWis)

433 ObjectionSustained... at least she could respect you for paying the hooker...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:17 PM (XO6WW)

434 "Honest. It really was just that one time. Why is it no one ever believes that?" -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:15 AM (6fyGz) #1. I actually believe you. #2. Bill Clinton screwed you. #3. I have never smoked weed in my life*. *I smoked weed.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:18 PM (16bOT)

435 In six more days, my oldest will be 26... ... My Tropic Lightning baby is getting OLD...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:19 PM (OsWis)

436 StatelessInfidel: If you can still count them, you can still drink them...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:19 PM (XO6WW)

437 "oh shit, my bad Slap...I thought you were signing off..." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:17 AM (OsWis) *HAH!* This is an Endurance Test to me, Darlin'!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:19 PM (16bOT)

438 Happy New Year everyone. I'll pop back this thread next year...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 31, 2014 08:20 PM (0Ew3K)

439 It's Phoenix. It won't stick, and this is probably it for the year.

Last time there was measurable snow in the Valley of the Sunstroke was Feb 28th, 2013. Before that it was (apparently) 1937.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)



Yeah. I know. But paying to travel to an (allegedly) warm place, and then watching snow fall, is no way to start a vacation, is it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:21 PM (mtmZ0)

440 420 Pretty sure the Barrel can only be cleaned with fire and Holy Water. I need an old Ewok and a young Ewok. No, not to pray but to use them to scrub out The Barrel---their fur is pretty useful for that sort of thing. Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2015 01:13 AM (L6/+u) I heard tales long ago that once every year Ace would blast off and nuke the barrel from orbit, since that was the only way to make sure that the barrel would be fresh for the new year. That stopped about 8 years ago when someone mistook Ace's Pissboy (Maet) for Ace.

Posted by: Ye Olde Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 08:21 PM (+Fae7)

441 437, drinking is a secondary MOS in the Army... just saying...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:21 PM (OsWis)

442 This is an Endurance Test to me, Darlin'!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:19 AM (16bOT)


Oh, swell.  I thought you were an endurance test on us.

*anguished cry* And I was doing so welllllll!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 08:21 PM (t//F+)

443 429 Crap. Going to have to tell the wife what the Ace of Spadrs charge is on the debit card. Do I tell her the truth or just tell her I had a sudden New Year's hooker jones?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 01, 2015 01:16 AM (rmc8r)



Which would be more embarrassing?



Tell her that you lost it doing internet gambling.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (T1005)

444 So, just for fun, I thought I'd do an update on my laptop, which is usually never connected to the internet.

Typically, I just plug in the ethernet cable and voila! It works.

Not tonight.

Mysterious modem error 651. I explored it for about an hour, and then gave up.

Meet the new year. Same as the old year.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (LeFwz)

445 Happy New Year, TPH. Rock On!!!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (16bOT)

446 McEnroe: Yeah, but she always hates it when she has to ask her mom to borrow it right back to make the car payment. Kind of humiliating.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (rmc8r)

447 442, LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (OsWis)

448 For the five-hundedth time...  no. ------------------ Alrighty then....

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 08:22 PM (LGFTn)

449 434 "Honest. It really was just that one time. Why is it no one ever believes that?"
-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:15 AM (6fyGz)

#1. I actually believe you.
#2. Bill Clinton screwed you.
#3. I have never smoked weed in my life*.

*I smoked weed.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:18 AM (16bOT)



.....but was it in your life???? You might have smoked weed in someone else's life, by mistake.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:23 PM (T1005)

450 whoa...a black diamond in the comments...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:23 PM (OsWis)

451 "Oh, swell. I thought you were an endurance test on us." *anguished cry* And I was doing so welllllll! -Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2015 01:21 AM (t//F+) *HAH!* This is because I misspelled your name in that tune? ...okay. Probably not. Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean that... Just because I'm not that smart doesn't mean that I can't... Just... ...fuck it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:25 PM (16bOT)

452 448 For the five-hundedth time...

no.
------------------
Alrighty then....

Posted by: shredded chi at January 01, 2015 01:22 AM (LGFTn)



I thing GGE nailed it.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:25 PM (T1005)

453 @429 Objection sustained. Just tell the wife to STFDASTFU ..........Oh wait, that's why I'm not married. AS You Were!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2014 08:25 PM (u6lBN)

454 Chicago police radio is humming rapidly. Non stop calls. Murder, fires, and burglaries.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 08:25 PM (Moh0M)

455 Slap, soooo... which ass is yours?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:26 PM (OsWis)

456 drinking is a secondary MOS in the Army... just saying... Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:21 AM (OsWis) My friends nephew was there tonight who just got out of basic wanted something to hold his beer 'cause it was too cold. Interesting times.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:26 PM (WlUIO)

457 Did you inhale?

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis)



Yes I did. Got the headache to prove it. They tell me the headache is because it wasn't good stuff. Whatever, it didn't do anything for me...of course I was drunk at the time...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:27 PM (6fyGz)

458 my resolution this year is not to make fun of AtC being so short cause it must suck to have to use a chair just to get something out of the fridge .............well shit, that didn't last long

Posted by: Johnnie at December 31, 2014 08:27 PM (/2Qtx)

459 454 Chicago police radio is humming rapidly. Non stop calls. Murder, fires, and burglaries. Posted by: Snicklefritz at January 01, 2015 01:25 AM (Moh0M Merry Wednesday!

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:27 PM (WlUIO)

460 454 Chicago police radio is humming rapidly. Non stop calls. Murder, fires, and burglaries. SSC should be fun reading for the next few days

Posted by: Johnnie at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (/2Qtx)

461 456, *facepalm* the pussification continues... *pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (OsWis)

462 Chicago police radio is humming rapidly. Non stop calls. Murder, fires, and burglaries.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at January 01, 2015 01:25 AM (Moh0M)



Business as usual, in other words. Do thugs get double time for working statutory holidays?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (mtmZ0)

463 Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:11 AM (RzZOc) In '02 (after I had left the Navy) when I was working for PacBell as a tech I had a service ticket for a problem in Miramar. Seems the customer was having an issue with strange "whaaaaaamp" sounds coming through her cordless phone. I, having been a Navy EW, immediately recognized the sound as being the APS-124 radar on SH-60s bleeding into the customer's cordless phone.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (nL0sw)

464 >>>drinking is a secondary MOS in the Army... Huh. I thought it was my primary MOS in the Corps. But what the hell, it's a holiday. To the Army!

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (e+1S5)

465 Cthulu: she won't believe gambling. I always do that with my pants on.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:28 PM (rmc8r)

466 oh god, it was part of a johnny manziel sock I guess I was clowning her anyway oooops

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:29 PM (/2Qtx)

467 *glances at Johnnie* *scoots away in case the Ravage is nearby*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:29 PM (OsWis)

468 464, Thanks jarhead!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:31 PM (OsWis)

469 Texas New Year's high five Posted by: Lauren Happy New Year from just north of Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 31, 2014 08:31 PM (MOr4F)

470 467 it was just me I can't open any packages sent to the house due to possible raptors in the mail I use nck.....she's insured

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:31 PM (/2Qtx)

471 "But paying to travel to an (allegedly) warm place, and then watching snow fall, is no way to start a vacation, is it?" No, it sure isn't. Bunch of unhappy people in Vegas being treated to a nice big dose of global warmenation for the New Year festivities. In my experience very few such folk make travel wardrobe contingencies for freezing temps.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 08:31 PM (noWW6)

472 ugggh 3 1/2 more hours to go i'm betting the girls will be asleep

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (/2Qtx)

473 cause it must suck to have to use a chair just to get something out of the fridge

.............well shit, that didn't last long

Posted by: Johnnie at January 01, 2015 01:27 AM (/2Qtx)




She has a steppy-stool now. It has a sqwerl on it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (6fyGz)

474 In '02 (after I had left the Navy) when I was working for PacBell as a tech I had a service ticket for a problem in Miramar. Seems the customer was having an issue with strange "whaaaaaamp" sounds coming through her cordless phone. I, having been a Navy EW, immediately recognized the sound as being the APS-124 radar on SH-60s bleeding into the customer's cordless phone.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 01:28 AM (nL0sw)



I remember, back in the 1980's, visiting my cousin at Cold Lake, Alberta. The TV set in his home would emit a muted beep every few seconds, caused by the Pine Tree Line radar station not far from the town limits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (mtmZ0)

475 I do love Texas. I'm glad I was stationed here so long ago.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (OsWis)

476 I answered that question much earlier, SMFH! I can't find the post, but I am the second-from-the-right, head turned to the side with the Cleveland Browns painter's cap on my head.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (16bOT)

477 Well, it's New Years' time. Time for: - Party revelers to celebrate with friends and family. - Christmas decorations to start being taken down. - People who still use checks to remember to write "2015" instead of "2014." - Lena Dunham to switch out dildoes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:32 PM (/7rmH)

478 oh 3 1/2 hours till my 15th anniversary I can't believe I survived this long with a southern chick

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:33 PM (/2Qtx)

479 I use nck.....she's insured

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 01, 2015 01:31 AM (/2Qtx)



And expendable. Heck, you made one, you can make another.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:33 PM (6fyGz)

480 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:28 AM (OsWis) It was disappointing. I thought he wanted to keep the beer cold but no, it was too cold for him. But really, I am proud of him, he has been through a lot of shit and is coming out a good kid. This metro bullshit won't last long.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 08:33 PM (WlUIO)

481 fuck! Can't we go ONE DAMN THREAD without mentioning that skanky dungheap??? *pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:34 PM (OsWis)

482 My New Year's Resolution is to use the Borana Calendar to calculate when the new year begins, which means that since today is Obora Gudda just before it transitions into Urji Walla, I still have about 47 days to think about it.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2014 08:35 PM (K4YiS)

483 I remember, back in the 1980's, visiting my cousin at Cold Lake, Alberta. The TV set in his home would emit a muted beep every few seconds, caused by the Pine Tree Line radar station not far from the town limits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2015 01:32 AM (mtmZ0)



I used to wear a radio on the flight deck, whenever the radar antenna would sweep around I'd get a noise in the headset. I'm sure it's only coinkydink that the only kid I helped to make was made before I went to the flight deck for the first time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:35 PM (6fyGz)

484 SMFH, the comic value is just too too great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:35 PM (/7rmH)

485 479 And expendable. Heck, you made one, you can make another I spent way to much for her education so far she needs to get a high paying job to take care of mom and dad

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:35 PM (/2Qtx)

486 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2015 01:32 AM (mtmZ0) Hell personified by me as a ham radio operator was the old "Russian Woodpecker." http://tinyurl.com/odbfq5k

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (nL0sw)

487 You're going to miss it again, SMFH!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (16bOT)

488 481 fuck! Can't we go ONE DAMN THREAD without mentioning that skanky dungheap??? don't talk about nck like that!!!!11!!! dick

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (/2Qtx)

489 I can't believe I survived this long with a southern chick

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 01, 2015 01:33 AM (/2Qtx)



Happy Anniversary! Well, if she lets you live that long...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (6fyGz)

490 T dub: I would, but last time I did she wouldn't let me use the debit card for a year.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (rmc8r)

491 RWC, The Army has changed so much from even ten years ago... And a lot of it isn't for the better. Main reason why I only did ten instead of twenty.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:36 PM (OsWis)

492 smfh*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (16bOT)

493 dset. I'm sure it's only coinkydink that the only kid I helped to make was made before I went to the flight deck for the first time. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:35 AM (6fyGz) radar makes seamen's semen super swimmers???

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (sEUh+)

494 Slap, Not bad. heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (OsWis)

495 My New Year's Resolution is to use the Borana Calendar to calculate when the new year begins, which means that since today is Obora Gudda just before it transitions into Urji Walla, I still have about 47 days to think about it. Posted by: zombie And Happy Klingon Day to you as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (wr4LJ)

496 My New Year's Resolution is to use the Borana Calendar to calculate when the new year begins, which means that since today is Obora Gudda just before it transitions into Urji Walla, I still have about 47 days to think about it.

Posted by: zombie at January 01, 2015 01:35 AM (K4YiS)



OK! Well...Happy New Year 47 days early then. I've always thought the New Year should be at the winter solstice, but that's me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (6fyGz)

497 - Lena Dunham to switch out dildoes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2015 01:32 AM (/7rmH)


Vibrators.

The dildos are just any phallic object.

I've done research. Not with Lena Dunham. Attractive young asian women.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 08:37 PM (AC0lD)

498 "Happy Anniversary! Well, if she lets you live that long..." -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:36 AM (6fyGz) *HAH!* *cheers*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:38 PM (16bOT)

499 Stateless, correction noted. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2014 08:38 PM (/7rmH)

500 413 Hell may not have frozen over just yet, but snow has been spotted in downtown Phoenix, AZ, so it's pretty close.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:02 AM (UVfht)

They got ice in Austin.  The wife says this is proof hell has frozen over.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:38 PM (XO6WW)

501 Country Singer. You think that radar had a bleed? Try my friend's CB linear. He drives "pilot car" for hideously oversized loads, all over the lower 48. He's licensed in all of 'em, and also qualified to run the hydraulics on any of the 64 axle, multi-million pound loads that they haul. If need be, he can scout out 20+ miles ahead of the load, and reach out with 250 watts of pure, clean DC amplified power, in the CB/SSB wavelengths. Illegal? Yes. Handy sometimes? Indeed. And it'll blank out every broadcast signal and even some cable TV hookups, for at least a 300 yard radius. EVERY. Thing. Needless to say, he's on and off the air the bare minimum to get the job done. Thing is, some of those desolate Dakotas, just don't have the cel coverage to be that dependable with millions of pounds and tens of thousands of dollars a day, on the line. Just think of it as a small AWACS antenna, tuned to "beam", but without the power to microwave-oven unprotected flesh. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 08:40 PM (RzZOc)

502 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:36 AM (OsWis) I got out at 16. Now I'm a contractor in TRADOC. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:41 PM (nL0sw)

503 469 Texas New Year's high five
Posted by: Lauren

*SMACK*

Don't leave me hanging!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 08:41 PM (XO6WW)

504 "Slap, Not bad. heh." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:37 AM (OsWis) You're one silly "bastard", I'll tell you! Insisting on knowing what my nineteen-year-old ass looks like! *How You Doin'?*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:41 PM (16bOT)

505 Just think of it as a small AWACS antenna, tuned to "beam", but without the power to microwave-oven unprotected flesh.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:40 AM (RzZOc)



Linear amps are cool. Of course they're omnidirectional, so anything within range gets a zap.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:41 PM (6fyGz)

506 Rain here so far...supposed to turn to ice... Yeah, my happy ass ain't going nowhere.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:42 PM (OsWis)

507 504, heh...I've always been a curious sort.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:43 PM (OsWis)

508 "Skanky dungheap"? Man, where's the LOVE????

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 31, 2014 08:43 PM (4IFRz)

509 Happy New Year! God bless 2015!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 31, 2014 08:43 PM (rldyO)

510 Hell personified by me as a ham radio operator was the old "Russian Woodpecker."


http://tinyurl.com/odbfq5k

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 01:36 AM (nL0sw)



I remember hearing that! What were those really loud signals that sounded like a flight of B17 bombers? Just droned on and on and on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:43 PM (mtmZ0)

511 I got out at 16. Now I'm a contractor in TRADOC. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 01:41 AM (nL0sw)



Retired in 05. The Navy pays my house payment.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:44 PM (6fyGz)

512 some of those desolate Dakotas, just don't have the cel coverage to be that dependable with millions of pounds and tens of thousands of dollars a day, on the lin N Dakota has some real cell black spots

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 31, 2014 08:44 PM (sEUh+)

513 Country Singer, Obama was elected while I was in Iraq, three weeks before I turned 40. June of 2009, I was OUT.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:44 PM (OsWis)

514 If I had stayed in, I would have gotten kicked out...or worse... I admire anyone who can do it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:45 PM (OsWis)

515 Insisting on knowing what my nineteen-year-old ass looks like!

*How You Doin'?*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:41 AM (16bOT)




AFAIK the interwebs are mercifully free of pictures of my ass. Merciful for all of you, that is. Nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:45 PM (6fyGz)

516 Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:40 AM (RzZOc) Oh, I'm aware of CB linears, going back to the 70s and my Dad's heyday in that fun. I'm a licensed amateur operator and can run 1500 legally. The Russian Woodpecker wasn't bleedover or hitting you on harmonic freqs. It was on your freq (or near it) with a massive bandwidth, and megawatts (literally) pushing the signal.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:46 PM (nL0sw)

517 GGE, Navy pays my dad's house payment also...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:46 PM (OsWis)

518 GGE. The linear signal is Omni, when projected from a standard antenna tip. However, using a directional beam antenna, common in the HAM community, he can point it in the direction of the heavy load, and focus the signal "that a way". Of course, that means that almost the same power is going out 180 degrees to the intended, so there's that. And the side-lobe signal is nothing to sneeze at. But, a true, lattice-type, beam antenna. On an F-150. I won't mention the cab type or color. That would give it away. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 08:47 PM (RzZOc)

519 My dad retired from the Navy in 1983...then did 20 years as a correctional officer at OCCC in Hawaii... he's banking...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:47 PM (OsWis)

520 7 mins before media noche here in the Rocky Mountain West. Trying to stay awake by looking at the LL Bean footwear sales flyer.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:48 PM (rmc8r)

521 Navy pays my dad's house payment also...lol

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 01:46 AM (OsWis)



That's the only way to do it. I took my first oath the same day Ronald Reagan took his second, on the 20th of January 1985.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:48 PM (6fyGz)

522 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2015 01:43 AM (mtmZ0) The "woodpecker" was a Russian Over-The-Horizon anti-ballistic missile radar. Damn thing was annoying as hell.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:49 PM (nL0sw)

523 "heh...I've always been a curious sort." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:43 AM (OsWis) *HAH!* God Bless you and all that surround you. May you find yourself well upon God's Earthly Plane! -"Thank You" included as part of the Horde Bonus Pack. *Military members only. Punks not included. Available Only In America.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:49 PM (16bOT)

524 The calander guy called.....said he forgot that July had 31 days....said that New Years Eve is tomorrow...said he was sorry.

Posted by: william at December 31, 2014 08:49 PM (mUsyG)

525 Linear amps are cool. Of course they're omnidirectional, so anything within range gets a zap.

<Pedant mode on>
The antenna is the scatterstick.  The amp could be fed into a directional system if needed.
<Pedant mode off>

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 08:49 PM (UVfht)

526 However, using a directional beam antenna, common in the HAM community, he can point it in the direction of the heavy load, and focus the signal "that a way".



Yeah, I don't think I'd want to have a standard receiver in his LOS. I'll bet he gets the range out of that puppy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:49 PM (6fyGz)

527 My dad retired as a CPO (Signal) 1961-1983 He can't stay out of a uniform... I don't have that problem.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:50 PM (OsWis)

528 "AFAIK the interwebs are mercifully free of pictures of my ass. Merciful for all of you, that is. Nobody wants to see that." -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:45 AM (6fyGz) See: Kilt

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:50 PM (16bOT)

529 523, LOL! Thanks : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:51 PM (OsWis)

530 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:50 AM (OsWis) Skivvy-waver or sparks?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:51 PM (nL0sw)

531 But, a true, lattice-type, beam antenna. On an F-150. I won't mention the cab type or color. That would give it away.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:47 AM (RzZOc)



CB radio is in the 11-meter band. That means a half-wave dipole, the driven element of a beam antenna, would be 5.5 meters long. You'd need a "wide load" banner for that alone. But I expect you could make a more compact beam with loading coils on the elements.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:51 PM (mtmZ0)

532 Happy new years all of you East of Boise.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2014 08:51 PM (t//F+)

533 Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:49 AM (UVfht) Yep.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:52 PM (nL0sw)

534 Chicago has the most boring televised broadcast for New Year's Eve. I'll be happily watching NYC's Time Square and then BAM! Chicago local news breaks in with a boring ballroom with boring rich people from the Gold coast. Boring Janet Davies and sidekicks sipping champagne.  Boring music. Some guy named Jacob Martin. Boring, boring, boring. But every year they are the only ones who do the official countdown so we have to watch. Then a shot of Navy Pier's fireworks with taped music. I wish they'd have an outdoor concert like NYC and have bigger stars. We're supposed to be the "Second City" not the "Boring City".

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 31, 2014 08:52 PM (rldyO)

535 528 "AFAIK the interwebs are mercifully free of pictures of my ass. Merciful for all of you, that is. Nobody wants to see that."
-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:45 AM (6fyGz)

See: Kilt

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)



You say you kilt his ass, and then leave it hangin' out there.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 08:52 PM (T1005)

536 <Pedant mode on>
The antenna is the scatterstick. The amp could be fed into a directional system if needed.
<Pedant mode off>

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 01:49 AM (UVfht)



You are, of course, correct. The amp just feeds it.



I'm studying matrix math (two port linear circuits) for my EET degree right now, and it frightens me somewhat that it is starting to make sense...not a lot of sense, mind you, but some sense. Never seen that shit before now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:52 PM (6fyGz)

537 I'm studying feminism in college. It basically covers different periods in history.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 31, 2014 08:53 PM (fIv/H)

538 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2015 01:51 AM (mtmZ0) Based on the description, I was guessing a 3/8 wave aimed to the aft of the vehicle.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:53 PM (nL0sw)

539 Skivvy-waver

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:53 PM (OsWis)

540 "You say you kilt his ass, and then leave it hangin' out there..." -Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005) I can say this to you without you feeling bad: "Stop Being Lame".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:54 PM (16bOT)

541 Well, it's now officially midnight here in Alberta, mountain time zone, so Happy New Year to all of you, wherever you are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 08:54 PM (mtmZ0)

542 He can't stay out of a uniform...

I don't have that problem.

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 01:50 AM (OsWis)



I haven't had that problem either. My last active duty ID card was made at FT Pickett in January of 05, only good for a month. The SSGT on duty at the time was...less than impressed...at my full beard and earring. I laughed at him and said "Take the picture Staff Sgt, it's only good for another month anyway."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:55 PM (6fyGz)

543 Whew! Made it! Started getting aroused by a pasty WASP wearing a sensible pump. Whatever it takes I guess.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 08:55 PM (rmc8r)

544 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:53 AM (OsWis) Heh. Ask him sometime how much time he spent sleeping in the flag bag.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 08:55 PM (nL0sw)

545 Holy shit. I just saw a Johnnie Walker commercial on ABC. The likker companies used to be self banned from advertising on television, but they started advertising on cable nets a few years ago, and this is the first time I've seen one on the big 4 nets.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 31, 2014 08:55 PM (+Fae7)

546 "I'm studying feminism in college. It basically covers different periods in history." -Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 01, 2015 01:53 AM (fIv/H) This bloody joke is funny.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 08:56 PM (16bOT)

547 my first MOS was Signal (1987-1989) 31M (multichannel communication systems operator) 2001, I went Ordnance as a 45K (armament repairer)

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:56 PM (OsWis)

548 See: Kilt

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)




Again, as far as I know, there are no pictures of my ass on the internetz, kilted or otherwise. For which you may be thankful.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 08:57 PM (6fyGz)

549 My dearly departed Dad, gave 24 years to the U.S. Navy. He joined in time to be part of the Occupation Forces in Japan. Served aboard the USS Valley Forge in Korea, as a Baker's Helper. Got himself in to Sub School, earned his Dolphins.... then, got accepted by Rickover in to the 3rd Nuke class in Idaho Falls, ID. Plank owner on the USS Snook, and did much sneak n' peek on various boats in Westpac. Some of which are mentioned in Sherry Sontag's book "Silent Warriors" Suffered a heart attack while on the Gold Crew aboard the John Quincy Adams. Made E-8, ICC Chief first, though. Retired two years later, after serving as ICC instructor on shore duty. Went on to start as a "tech" at Litton Laser Systems, in Orlando, FL. Retired from there as Senior Prototype Test Engineer. Was a High School Dropout. Got his diploma from Navy schools. Earned his Associates in Electrical Engineering while at Litton. I'd say he did pretty frikkin' well for himself. Lost him on 13 Jan '10. I think a toast is in order, here. To you, Dad. You'd like the Horde, and they'd like you. *SALUTE!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 08:57 PM (RzZOc)

550 Based on the description, I was guessing a 3/8 wave aimed to the aft of the vehicle.

I'm guessing his nickname is "RF Burns".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 08:57 PM (UVfht)

551 544, I will ask him just that... in fact, I'll ask him on his FB page...teehee

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 08:57 PM (OsWis)

552 *pours a shot in honor of Jim's dad* *SALUTE*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:00 PM (OsWis)

553 Speaking of radios, I have to go pick up a road radio on Friday for my next job. Some 40 miles up a logging/industrial road, and commercial users have to carry a radio and call their location every few km, so that other road users can anticipate a meeting on what can be a narrow, icy road. These are narrow-band VHF FM radios, with a whip antenna you glom onto the roof with a magnet. Reliable range is about 10 miles, which is all you need for the purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 09:00 PM (mtmZ0)

554 Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:57 AM (RzZOc) Hooah. One of my laments is that the level of technical training has dropped off precipitously in the military. A guy coming in nowadays like that would not have the same opportunity for education, training, or experience.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:00 PM (nL0sw)

555 Skivvy-waver

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 01:53 AM (OsWis)




IIRC panty wavers have been incorporated into Quartermasters now. The Navy disestablished a lot of ratings during the Clintoon years (f'rinstance AQ and AX, Aviation Fire Control Technician and Aviation Anti-Submarine Warfare Technician, became AT, Avionics Technician).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:01 PM (6fyGz)

556 Jim, That is so true.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:01 PM (OsWis)

557 Raises a glass to Jim's dad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 09:02 PM (mtmZ0)

558 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:57 AM (OsWis) The flag bags were primo sleeping on the FFG I was on. No one, except maybe the SMC, ever thought to peek in there when they couldn't find someone.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:02 PM (nL0sw)

559 I'd say he did pretty frikkin' well for himself.

Lost him on 13 Jan '10.

I think a toast is in order, here.

To you, Dad. You'd like the Horde, and they'd like you.

*SALUTE!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Fair winds and following seas shipmate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:02 PM (6fyGz)

560 GGE, Yep...my ex bf is retired Navy. He said that was the case.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:03 PM (OsWis)

561 "Again, as far as I know, there are no pictures of my ass on the internetz, kilted or otherwise. For which you may be thankful." -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 01:57 AM (6fyGz) Sir? The implication was that the kilt covered your ass. While my narrow ass may now be "out there" and yours may be "covered"...? I ask that your Family Crest and all its value be Blessed by Our Lord. Thank You for your service and all those amongst this "Smart Military Blog". Should your fat-ass surface, I pray I allow its credence amongst the asses.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:03 PM (16bOT)

562 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 02:01 AM (6fyGz) Don't remind me. I was an EW before we got folded in with the Lightning Fast Chicken Fuckers (CTTs).

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:03 PM (nL0sw)

563 561, HOOAH!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:04 PM (OsWis)

564 Hooah. One of my laments is that the level of technical training has dropped off precipitously in the military. A guy coming in nowadays like that would not have the same opportunity for education, training, or experience.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:00 AM (nL0sw)



No joke, my last Navy electronics school was AVI-C7 in 1990, it was an associates and lower baccalaureate level course for which I earned a total of 37 credits. If I had been a smart guy I would have gone immediately to the base Navy College office and completed a few electives and had my AAS-EET, but noooo, I had to screw around and wait until the credits were all 10 plus years old (at which point they don't mean a fragging thing)...



Just before I retired I was teaching these kids basic electronics so they could pass a rating exam. Pathetic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:07 PM (6fyGz)

565 Ah well. Just as well I broke out a new bottle. Looks like many a toast ahead. Not that I'm complaining, mind you! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:07 PM (RzZOc)

566 Should your fat-ass surface, I pray I allow its credence amongst the asses.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 02:03 AM (16bOT)




Your fingers to God's eyes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:09 PM (6fyGz)

567 -Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 02:07 AM (RzZOc) *Hoists a newly-cracked beer!* To Yours!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:09 PM (16bOT)

568 Salute to Jim's dad. And with that. G'night horde. Another year down, another one incoming filled with ups and downs and all of it in between. Nice to know a horde of mostly faceless and nameless folks got your back through thick and thin. Fuck it, love you dumb sons of bitches. To a better 2015 for all. G'night, stay safe.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 09:09 PM (WlUIO)

569 Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 01:57 AM (RzZOc)



Salute!




Our nation has been fortunate in raising such men....and having their example for the future.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:09 PM (T1005)

570 DC too drink make more internet speak *turns into pumpkin*

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 31, 2014 09:09 PM (e+1S5)

571 I'm not usually a fan of the brown ales, but this First Peach Ale is pretty good. Of course I lurves peaches so that helps.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:10 PM (6fyGz)

572 Niters RWC!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:10 PM (OsWis)

573 "Your fingers to God's eyes" -Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (6fyGz) *HAH!* Aye, Laddie! *cheers!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:10 PM (16bOT)

574 Our nation has been fortunate in raising such men....and having their example for the future.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)




Such men still exist...but I fear they are finding their way in other directions.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:11 PM (6fyGz)

575 G'Night, RWC!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:11 PM (16bOT)

576 DC too drink make more internet speak

*turns into pumpkin*

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (e+1S5)



Had enough has ye? Well, off with you then. Sleep well and wake. And don't forget to take about 4 aspirin (or pain killers of your choice) before going to bed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:12 PM (6fyGz)

577 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 02:07 AM (6fyGz) Similar case for me, went through EW "A" and "C" from 93-94 as booter (6 year enlistment option). In 2010 I went through the Army's FA (Functional Area) 29 course, Electronic Warfare Officer, as a requirement for the contract I was on. No shit, I could have taught almost the entire course; I just wasn't up to speed on the MDMP stuff for Division and higher. Four years later and I'm still trying to make the Army understand how fucked up they are in EW.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:12 PM (nL0sw)

578 I hope I finally slip away while sleeping. I resolve to treat leftists like pond scum or serial killers whenever I encounter them. They earned special treatment, ya know. I intend to overlift and over-work out and hope desperately that I have a massive eyeball-popping stroke or get healthy. Either one is acceptable to me. I resolve to speak of leftists the same way I speak of the way that rotting pus smells. Honestly and with a lot of adjectives.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 31, 2014 09:13 PM (scgac)

579 I love this: https://tinyurl.com/peqxkpo

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:13 PM (OsWis)

580 G'night, stay safe.

Posted by: RWC at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (WlUIO)



G'night RWC, catch you later.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:13 PM (6fyGz)

581 Happy New Year fellow 'ron and 'ettes.

*back to stealth mode*

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 31, 2014 09:14 PM (/mTq0)

582 I resolve to speak of leftists the same way I speak of the way that rotting pus smells. Honestly and with a lot of adjectives.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 01, 2015 02:13 AM (scgac)




And when you speak TO them, use small words and short sentences.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:15 PM (6fyGz)

583 581, *salute*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:15 PM (OsWis)

584 To drop my ideas about homemade and buy an authentic Cathy Mitchell Dump Cake instead of making my homemade bathroom dump cake.  Hers don't look as delicious as mine doo, but they ARE made with puddin.

Aim high Goobs.

Posted by: Shanabanana at December 31, 2014 09:15 PM (+YBGJ)

585 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:13 AM (OsWis) Damn skippy! BTW, what was (is?) your MOS?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:16 PM (nL0sw)

586 GGE, can't get much shorter than the one fingered salute.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:16 PM (OsWis)

587 I resolve never to shoot fireworks from my breasts. Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM Have you done this in the past? I'm getting disturbed here. Where are the fireworks going?

Posted by: Farmer at December 31, 2014 09:18 PM (o/90i)

588 I love this:


https://tinyurl.com/peqxkpo

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 02:13 AM (OsWis)




'Murica! Fuck yeah!



I won't say we're always right, but I will say we have a tendency to fix what's wrong pretty quick. Relatively speaking.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:18 PM (6fyGz)

589 first MOS was 31M (1987-1989) after a 12 year break in service, I went ordnance and became a 45K, which is I think 91 series now since 2009 or so. I got out in 2009.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:18 PM (OsWis)

590 Well, my shot of rum is gone, and I don't want to pour another. Time for the first snooze of the New Year. All the best to all of you. May 2015 be a better year for all of us.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 09:18 PM (mtmZ0)

591 New Year's resolution: Cut off the Valu-Rite before pictures of Lena Dunham start putting a little up in my giddy. Mostly because that is the known lethal dosage.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 31, 2014 09:19 PM (rmc8r)

592 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 01, 2015 02:13 AM (scgac) I still prefer the Prayer of St. Francis. Your vitriol is understandable and the message of ridicule may be well-within reason as a counter-attack. I sincerely "Get It". I ask, however, that the Lord makes me an instrument of Thy peace... I ask for pardon, hope and light. Step upon my lawn with evil in your heart and you'll receive lead, death and darkness. ...while I eat canned peaches.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:21 PM (16bOT)

593 A week before I graduated from BCT, 9/11 happened... my timing always did suck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:21 PM (OsWis)

594 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:18 AM (OsWis) Roger. For you 'Rons that haven't clicked the nick link for SMFH, she's teh hotness (like all the other 'Ettes). SMFH, if you find yourself in the vicinity of Benning, let me know, lunch is on me.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:22 PM (nL0sw)

595 Country Singer, Thanks : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:23 PM (OsWis)

596 -Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:22 AM (nL0sw) *HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:25 PM (16bOT)

597 So you Morons of the east coast, is 2015 any better than 2014? We're still waiting for it on Clownifornia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 09:26 PM (4IFRz)

598 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:21 AM (OsWis) Don't feel bad; 8 months after I went ING 9/11 happened. The way I found out was when my phone (in San Diego) rang at 0630 (Pacific Time). It was my 1SG. Me (groggy): Hello?? 1SG: Pack your shit! Me: Top? WTF is going on? 1SG: Turn on your fuckin' TV! *click*

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:26 PM (nL0sw)

599 He's late. *checks watch* Helluva guy, but almost one thread too-late! NOT A BAD THING! Country Singer is as quality an individual as you'd like to meet amongst fine people.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:28 PM (16bOT)

600 I was at Relaxin' Jackson (both times actually) and on FTX when I noticed the drills running around like their heads cut off. When I heard about the attacks, especially the attack on the Pentagon, I knew we were going to war. I had to laugh at my shitty timing. I almost felt bad for the other recruits, who were quite a bit younger than me. After graduation, off to APG.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:29 PM (OsWis)

601 Roger. For you 'Rons that haven't clicked the nick link for SMFH, she's teh hotness (like all the other 'Ettes). SMFH, if you find yourself in the vicinity of Benning, let me know, lunch is on me. Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:22 AM (nL0sw) *clicks link* SMHF is an 'ette?!? *splashes cold water...makes coffee...* How you doin? Sorry SMFH, I thought you were a moron. *but I've been on the other end of the spectrum.....show us your tits RWC......ummm, I'm a dude!* And with that, goodnight again.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2014 09:29 PM (WlUIO)

602 I sorta take pride in completing BCT twice in my lifetime (18 and 32). I really need my head examined.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:30 PM (OsWis)

603 -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2015 02:26 AM (4IFRz) My $185/Mo cable went out about an hour ago. I might have to roll this year in flour, yet.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:30 PM (16bOT)

604 Aye, Laddie!

*cheers!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 02:10 AM (16bOT)



That reminds me...for Christmas I bought myself a new kilt in Navy tartan. I'm ready for the MoMe now. http://tinyurl.com/optj7ty



Still aiming on buying the jacket and such before then though, but I think I'll go with the Argyll jacket instead of the Prince Charlie though, I like the vest better. http://tinyurl.com/nqx4cmf

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:31 PM (6fyGz)

605 lol RWC, it's ok I get that a lot

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:31 PM (OsWis)

606 598 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:21 AM (OsWis)


Don't feel bad; 8 months after I went ING 9/11 happened. The way I found out was when my phone (in San Diego) rang at 0630 (Pacific Time). It was my 1SG.


Me (groggy): Hello??
1SG: Pack your shit!
Me: Top? WTF is going on?
1SG: Turn on your fuckin' TV!
*click*

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:26 AM (nL0sw)



That must have been a helluva "wakey-wakey!" moment.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:32 PM (T1005)

607 GGE, It's like a Navy kilt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:32 PM (OsWis)

608 My other resolution is to make every phone call with my aging parent count. I have a feeling I'll be able to *keep* that one. Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM We are so blessed my Dad's trip this holiday season brought him to our home NYE. Mom died in Mar. and this trip is a great benefit to him to connect to a lot of family. Happy New Years to you all. Best to all of us in 15.

Posted by: Farmer at December 31, 2014 09:32 PM (o/90i)

609 My Dad was USN. Other family in the Army. Uncle was a USAF Test Pilot at Edwards, in the Yeager era. An observation, if you will. And GGE will understand this instantly. The reason that the Navy has been so damn effective in EW, airframe and powerplant maintenance and the like is simply this: Typical USAF or Army base. 30,000+ personnel. Using the USAF example. For an F-15 crew, there's a specialist on the radar. One for the radio. Another for the gun, the engines, the hydraulics, etc. Very good specialized training, for each and every one of them. USN Nimitz class carrier. Total compliment, about 5,000 crew, air-wing compliment and others. Those aircrewmen have to master a whole lot more than just one type of radar in one airframe. And more than just one turbine type. And multiple hydraulic systems in everything that flies on or off the damned deck. To do that, they have to know their basics, the math, the physics and the mechanics. Down to the core, and out to the tips of their fingers. A qualified ICC tech on a sub, could probably fix anything with electrons flowing therein. When one has to DO more, with less.... especially in the military context...then, that's what tends to actually happen. And it carries over to so much more in the daily military world, and would that it did so in the civilian world. Now, if we could just cut about 50% of the flag-ranked brass, and put those budgets back into personnel, schools and active training, we'd be on a far better path. Don't even get me going about USAF culture in the mid '70s. They thought every E-2 should be trained like an up and coming IBM middle manager. Nary a martial thought in sight, there, either. Management. Nothing but management. Boy Scout troops in the '70s, had a better martial spirit. But howdy, did those base's lawns have neat edging! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:34 PM (RzZOc)

610 Country Singer, Only those who had family in NYC or DC got to leave the FTX site to go back to garrison. The rest of us didn't get to a TV til two days later. To say I was shocked and pissed would be an understatement.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:34 PM (OsWis)

611 Hi all!  HappyNewYear to all o' you fine folks *east* of here!

Still waiting for 2015 (PST) in flyoverville.

To those who serve/have served:  thank you for protecting us! 

To Ace and Cobs: thanks for temporary sanity and awesome snark!

Oh dear, I think I drank a bit tonight.  First world problems ftw.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:34 PM (rhjQp)

612 can't get much shorter than the one fingered salute.

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 02:16 AM (OsWis)



True.




Don't feel bad; 8 months after I went ING 9/11 happened. The way I found out was when my phone (in San Diego) rang at 0630 (Pacific Time). It was my 1SG.


Me (groggy): Hello??
1SG: Pack your shit!
Me: Top? WTF is going on?
1SG: Turn on your fuckin' TV!
*click*

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:26 AM (nL0sw)




I was doing weapons system checks on F/A-18's.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:35 PM (6fyGz)

613 Oh dear, I think I drank a bit tonight. First world problems ftw.

No worries, just means you did it right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 09:36 PM (UVfht)

614 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:30 AM (OsWis) I almost got caught in that. Post 9/11 there came down from Echelons Above Reality a diktat that anyone from a different prior service who had joined the NG after 10/2001 had to go through Warrior Transition Course. My f'd up unit kept insisting that I had to go, as I had enlisted with them in June of '05. It took a year of me pointing out that I had joined the NG in '99 and was thus exempt from the requirement before they figured it out. I still don't understand what was so damn difficult about the dates in my fucking enlistment papers was so damn hard for them to figure out.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:37 PM (nL0sw)

615 613, heheh. So true.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:37 PM (OsWis)

616 15 minutes until the Left Coast registers 2015.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:37 PM (T1005)

617 Happy New Year! Once again, like the last few, I took a nap and slept through it.

Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2014 09:38 PM (+35FH)

618 All you morons in other time zones (except NCJ).....tell me it's better on that side of the line.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:39 PM (T1005)

619 It's like a Navy kilt.

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)



Kinda like, yeah.



Those aircrewmen have to master a whole lot more than just one type of radar in one airframe. And more than just one turbine type. And multiple hydraulic systems in everything that flies on or off the damned deck.

To do that, they have to know their basics, the math, the physics and the mechanics. Down to the core, and out to the tips of their fingers.



S'truth. You are going to be assigned to one airframe if you are in the airwing, but if you are ships company you are going to have to know them all, and just cause you are assigned to one airframe at one point doesn't mean you will stick with it. At one time I held qualifications on three different airframes, and anything that was electronic and not flight controls was mine.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:40 PM (6fyGz)

620 I kinda figured that after 12 years of being out, that I'd have to retake the ASVAB and go through BCT again... Just wasn't expecting a bunch of goatfucking douchenozzles to go flying planes into buildings. I even read Tom Clancy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:40 PM (OsWis)

621 All you morons in other time zones (except NCJ).....tell me it's better on that side of the line.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 02:39 AM (T1005)



Well...uh...it's fuzzier...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:41 PM (6fyGz)

622 We still have a bottle of bubbly...I think it'll wait for another occasion

Have been drinking baileys and coffee and didn't think I had *that* much untiil just a little bit ago.  Lol.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:41 PM (rhjQp)

623 *rolls some cigarettes*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:42 PM (16bOT)

624 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 02:31 AM (6fyGz) Following a DNA test, I'm still trying to confirm/figure out what tartan I should get. It appears that I'm eligible to wear The Black Watch tartan, but I want to absolutely confirm my genetic ties to Clan Munro.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:42 PM (nL0sw)

625 Oh, and yeah, I forgot to mention. Was USAF, 75-79. Law Enforcement Specialist. Bad time to be in. You had to wait for some Olde Sargent to retire or die, before a new slot n' rank would open up. So, one hitch and out. I did have some fun though. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:43 PM (RzZOc)

626 ooooooooh! slappy's rolling them funny cigs! ...you better share...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:43 PM (OsWis)

627 Just wasn't expecting a bunch of goatfucking douchenozzles to go flying planes into buildings.

I even read Tom Clancy.

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 02:40 AM (OsWis)




Nobody expected it.



I came off the flight line and they told me that the first tower had been hit, I thought it was a Cessna or something. I went back out and came back in to the news the second had been hit. I asked what they were flying and was told airliners, and I told my boys "We're under attack."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:43 PM (6fyGz)

628 Happy New Year y'all.....really late. Who's left in/near Austin since Lauren left me? 282 No matter how much I hear about the quick and cheap buzz, I resolve to not *drink* my booze anally. Posted by: Stateless Infidel You could always try booze soaked tampons, heh!

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at December 31, 2014 09:44 PM (LbPGR)

629 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 02:42 AM

Them "cigarettes" sure look funny...

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:44 PM (rhjQp)

630 GGE, so did I. first plane...drunk pilot second plane...shit. pentagon...OH FUCK

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:44 PM (OsWis)

631 Following a DNA test, I'm still trying to confirm/figure out what tartan I should get. It appears that I'm eligible to wear The Black Watch tartan, but I want to absolutely confirm my genetic ties to Clan Munro.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:42 AM (nL0sw)



As far as I know my family was thrown out of England straight away, although the Roberts group might have gone by way of Scotland. No worries though, all of the branches of the US Military have their own tartan.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:45 PM (6fyGz)

632 lindafell, FT Hood area here!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:45 PM (OsWis)

633 first plane...drunk pilot

second plane...shit.

pentagon...OH FUCK

Posted by: SMFH at January 01, 2015 02:44 AM (OsWis)




First time = tragedy, second time = coincidence, third time = enemy action.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:46 PM (6fyGz)

634 And with that, goodnight again. Posted by: RWC at January 01, 2015 02:29 AM And good night Gracie. Georgie Be well all in 2015.

Posted by: Farmer at December 31, 2014 09:46 PM (o/90i)

635 The rest of us didn't get to a TV til two days later. To say I was shocked and pissed would be an understatement. Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:34 AM (OsWis) After being shocked and pissed most of the morning, and then told by my unit to "stand by to stand by," I went into work. At the time I was a field tech for Pacific Bell. I spent most of the day on the roof of an apartment building in La Jolla watching the entire friggin' 3rd Fleet leave port and being pissed that I wasn't in the fight. Watching them roll out with Battle Ensigns flying did not help my disposition.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:47 PM (nL0sw)

636 no...I refuse to believe that there are women who soak tampons in booze and shove 'em up their hoohah. That's just nasty.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:47 PM (OsWis)

637 Tobacco! *HAH!* That statement is the same as "inviting" the fact that you own a Tanning Salon. The first question you get asked is... "Where are the cameras?" Eighty percent of dudes ask that stupid question!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:47 PM (16bOT)

638 Slap, LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:48 PM (OsWis)

639 I put in a wifi extender tonight, theoretically I should be able to access the intertubes from my reloading bench now. It's too farging cold to try it out right now, but one of these days I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:49 PM (6fyGz)

640 No worries though, all of the branches of the US Military have their own tartan. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2015 02:45 AM (6fyGz) Yeah, I have several choices there, but being able to wear the tartan of The Black Watch would be way cool.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:49 PM (nL0sw)

641 Finally got around to reading Maet's link to languages......there is much to chew over in the article -- and yet another reason to appreciate Maet's ability to round up quality content day-after-day, week-after-week, and month-after-month. We are so fortunate to have our ewok-in-chief, cobs, and commenters.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:50 PM (T1005)

642 OK, so all of the lower 48 should be in the New Year now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:50 PM (6fyGz)

643 Yeah, I have several choices there, but being able to wear the tartan of The Black Watch would be way cool.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2015 02:49 AM (nL0sw)




It certainly would.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 09:51 PM (6fyGz)

644 Countdown to West-Coast New Year!...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:51 PM (16bOT)

645 with the Army, you have woodland, desert, and acu/that weird camo they wore in the 'stan after 2010. So good luck with designing a kilt for that crazy shit

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:52 PM (OsWis)

646 3-2-1-.. Slappy New Year!!!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:52 PM (16bOT)

647 Happy New Year!!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:52 PM (T1005)

648 Happy New Year!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:53 PM (rhjQp)

649 Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:53 PM (OsWis)

650 Welcome to 2015, Cooth!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:53 PM (16bOT)

651 Next year, we'll do a 'coon drop, just the piss off PITA PETA

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:54 PM (rhjQp)

652 636 no...I refuse to believe that there are women who soak tampons in booze and shove 'em up their hoohah.

That's just nasty.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:47 AM (OsWis)



Flavoring.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

653 will possums fit into a 120mm gun tube?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (OsWis)

654 A nice rolling thunder of fireworks here in Snohomish County, far away at least in spirit from the lib killjoys in Seattle.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (9tzvc)

655

not nearly drunk enough to still be up but yet here I am

 

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (1sg14)

656 "Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:53 AM (OsWis) Now you've done it. That Ha'ouli Taxi-Cab Driver will be here with his horse-shit soon.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (16bOT)

657 The fireworks outside say it's now 2015 here in CA.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (FlRtG)

658 SMFH, I've heard that they they used alcohol soaked tampons in their ho-ha's AND anally to get drunk. Very popular in high school since you can't smell the alcohol on your breath. I had 4 acres in Salado years ago!

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (LbPGR)

659 Happy New Year again, Morons. Not a resolution, per se, but starting 1/5, I'm back on the religious low/no-carb diet. "Fuck bread in the ass. MOAR BACON!!!" ~ James Madison

Posted by: Andy at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (vGQV1)

660 hi all
happy new year everyone

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 09:55 PM (9GG/0)

661 652, yeah...unless it's that rank, don't need booze for that...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:56 PM (OsWis)

662 New Years Cheers! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX (who is a bottle o' bubbly and three fingers of Val U Rite vodka into the evening)

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:56 PM (RzZOc)

663 650 Welcome to 2015, Cooth!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 02:53 AM (16bOT)



Thanks, Slap! *looking around* Any big changes?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:56 PM (T1005)

664 Neighbor setting off (Large!) fireworks here

Oooooooh, prettty

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:56 PM (rhjQp)

665 Hey, wait....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:56 PM (T1005)

666 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 09:57 PM (T1005)

667 yeah my resolution is to lose 5 pounds a month.  so by this time next year I'll be 60 pounds lighter.  let's hope anyway

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 09:57 PM (9GG/0)

668 I like Salado. My youngest daughter's best friend and her family live in Salado.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:57 PM (OsWis)

669 I'm not as drunk as you think I am! Jim Drunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:57 PM (RzZOc)

670 "Thanks, Slap! *looking around* Any big changes?" -Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005) Not that I can see, but who knows?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:57 PM (16bOT)

671 You did it Cthulhu!

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at December 31, 2014 09:58 PM (LbPGR)

672 Now you've done it. That Ha'ouli Taxi-Cab Driver will be here with his horse-shit soon.

Just tell him "Kokahele ia paka!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 09:58 PM (UVfht)

673 LOL Slap! My baby bro doesn't live that far from him...heh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 09:58 PM (OsWis)

674 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis) I'm going to guess you don't read "This Ain't Hell." http://tinyurl.com/ownv28e But seriously, there are "approved" US military tartans: http://tinyurl.com/nc4xgye And here's the tartan of 3 Scots Regiment, "The Black Watch," that I think I might be able to legitimately wear due to ancestry: http://tinyurl.com/mvjggq4

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 09:58 PM (nL0sw)

675 Happy New Year all you good folks. Conservative Americans are the baddest mutherfuckers on the face of this earth. Stay strong and God Bless.

Posted by: dartist at December 31, 2014 09:58 PM (ahBY0)

676 What does Ace's clock say?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 09:59 PM (FlRtG)

677 "Just tell him "Kokahele ia paka!"" -Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 02:58 AM (UVfht) Muy Bien!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 09:59 PM (16bOT)

678
666 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2015 02:57 AM (T1005)


an auspicious beginning to the new year for our resident elder god...

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 09:59 PM (9GG/0)

679 An eight tentacle'd toast to our soul-less devourer. Happy New Year, Cthulhu! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 09:59 PM (RzZOc)

680 Ace's clock sez....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 09:59 PM (rhjQp)

681 actually, I do Country Singer, but mostly for the Stolen Valor stories...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:00 PM (OsWis)

682 661 652,

yeah...unless it's that rank, don't need booze for that...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:56 AM (OsWis)



Oh, do tell......*readying the creme de menthe*.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:00 PM (T1005)

683 Dang, missed it by that >.< much

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:00 PM (rhjQp)

684 "What does Ace's clock say?" -Posted by: Arbalest at January 01, 2015 02:59 AM (FlRtG) Pixy is good. Content over incontinence.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:01 PM (16bOT)

685 Muy Bien!

I should tell you that's a machine translation.  I don't speak Hawaiian.  I can barely manage English.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:02 PM (UVfht)

686 671 You did it Cthulhu!

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 01, 2015 02:58 AM (LbPGR)



Did I? I am advised to avoid public statements until the statute of limitations has run.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:02 PM (T1005)

687 Happy New year crazy bastards!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2014 10:02 PM (FMbng)

688 pretty much, it means go to hell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:02 PM (OsWis)

689 "I should tell you that's a machine translation. I don't speak Hawaiian. I can barely manage English." -Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 03:02 AM (UVfht) Que tenemos aqui? Mi amigo no tiene la lengua? Your Nic is excellent, but you "no habla?!?" Buenos Tardes, Amigo!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:04 PM (16bOT)

690 676

What does Ace's clock say?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 01, 2015 02:59 AM (FlRtG)



"fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!" 



http://tinyurl.com/k2jae6h

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:06 PM (T1005)

691 Well, I'm in SW Austin now. But we managed to elect a conservative to the city council for the first time, in forever. Thanks to single district voting. We still wound up with a community organizer for mayor, it was between him and a socialist/communist. /sarc/

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (LbPGR)

692 Country Singer. Doing some very basic Bing searching. My family tree shows at least 9 direct relatives lost for the South, from South Carolina. One, a full, first middle and last name, namesake. Which calls for further research. And, my Mom's side is from the Very Yankee North. My Grandfather was a Nicaragua Marine, on her side. The stuff runs so deep, I'm thinking of paying a researcher to run the first few layers for me, just so I can jump start my knowledge. I have never lived anywhere near my paternal family, and only tangentially near my maternal family. And it shows. My 2015 will be greatly given to filling those voids in my knowledge. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (RzZOc)

693 Que tenemos aqui? Mi amigo no tiene la lengua?

Your Nic is excellent, but you "no habla?!?"

Buenos Tardes, Amigo!


Any more my first language is bash.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (UVfht)

694 I don't speak Hawaiian. I can barely manage English.

The Hawaiians can barely manage English.  Pidgin is some pretty strange talk!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (rhjQp)

695 679 An eight tentacle'd toast to our soul-less devourer.

Happy New Year, Cthulhu!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 02:59 AM (RzZOc)



Happy New Year, all.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (T1005)

696 Seniorita "Peaches" hasta disappointed. ...lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:07 PM (16bOT)

697 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:00 AM (OsWis) I stand corrected!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 10:09 PM (nL0sw)

698 "Any more my first language is bash." -Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 03:07 AM (UVfht) Nosotros vaminos al zapateria. Donde esta' el bano?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:10 PM (16bOT)

699 JeanQ, When I first went to BCT in 1987, the drills hated when I spoke pidgin...lol. They also hated that I called the latrine a head.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:10 PM (OsWis)

700 Have a Happy, and safe, New Year! Enjoy a tasty beverage (or ten)! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7818

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 31, 2014 10:11 PM (0Ew3K)

701 ten? pfft..

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:11 PM (OsWis)

702 Nosotros vaminos al zapateria. Donde esta' el bano?

About 10 feet to my left.  Not that it helps you any.

Oh, check the roll before you start.  Nobody ever replaces it when it runs out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:12 PM (UVfht)

703 Well gentlefappers, it has been a great time but I am going to take my leave of you now. Fare thee well in the new year, may it bring to you peace and prosperity, and anguish to thine enemies.


Or something like that.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 31, 2014 10:12 PM (6fyGz)

704 Aloha GGE!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:13 PM (OsWis)

705 698 "Any more my first language is bash."
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 03:07 AM (UVfht)

Nosotros vaminos al zapateria. Donde esta' el bano?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (16bOT)



"We're going to the shoe-store. Where is the bathroom?"

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:13 PM (T1005)

706 cthulhu, heheh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:14 PM (OsWis)

707 Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2015 03:07 AM (RzZOc) Jim, I know of 6 direct ancestors (from Alabama) that wore the Grey, and have a list of extended family that raises that number to 47 spread across all of the South, all on my paternal side (adoptive family). I have another in that lineage that served with the Kershaw District militia of South Carolina in the Revolution. Unfortunately, only limited info on my Mom's side, other than they were carpetbaggers that came to Mississippi in 1866-67 from Indiana. Oddly (or not), that is the side of the family that has always been vociferously racist. My Dad's side seems to have always been completely ambivalent.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 10:15 PM (nL0sw)

708 A Garand 2015, to one and to all. Lock n' load. We're in for a hell of a year. With that, friends, I'm off to the snoozer. Hasta la nite nite, y'all. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 10:15 PM (RzZOc)

709 When I first "did the internet", I was called an idiot for calling some Hawai'ian Language adaptations "pidgin". That's when I knew that I "couldn't spell pigeon". Otherwise known as "U R Stuped".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:15 PM (16bOT)

710 "We're going to the shoe-store. Where is the bathroom?"

I always confuse el bano with Los Banos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:15 PM (UVfht)

711 They also hated that I called the latrine a head. Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis) I still do that. Annoys the shit out of my coworkers.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 10:16 PM (nL0sw)

712 rofl Slap

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:16 PM (OsWis)

713 Goodnight y'all.

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at December 31, 2014 10:16 PM (LbPGR)

714 "Oh, check the roll before you start. Nobody ever replaces it when it runs out." -Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 03:12 AM (UVfht) *HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:16 PM (16bOT)

715 I look forward to the day when Army finally beats Navy... *sigh* Which will probably be around the same time my Raiders win their 4th Lombardi.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:17 PM (OsWis)

716 G'Night, lindafell!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:18 PM (16bOT)

717 niters linda and Jim!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:18 PM (OsWis)

718 G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:18 PM (16bOT)

719 706 cthulhu,

heheh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:14 AM (OsWis)



To put this into perspective, my dorm hall at the University of Casual Sun Bathing probably invented -- and certainly used extensively -- "iced listermint bong hits". The idea being that the more you toked, the more your breath was "minty fresh".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:20 PM (T1005)

720 I think this is appropriate: https://tinyurl.com/o5s562w

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:20 PM (OsWis)

721 Which will probably be around the same time my Raiders win their 4th Lombardi.

Nothing wrong with your team that a new coach, new roster, and new team management couldn't fix.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:21 PM (UVfht)

722 There's no way that cooth understands Spanish. He's from California, afterall. Cual es la fecha, blanco?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:21 PM (16bOT)

723 well good night all
i've fought the computer all night and now it's time to declare victory and get some rest

hope 2015 is better than 2014

see you tomorrow

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2014 10:22 PM (9GG/0)

724 710 "We're going to the shoe-store. Where is the bathroom?"

I always confuse el bano with Los Banos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2015 03:15 AM (UVfht)



It's an easy mistake to make -- which figures into @56.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:23 PM (T1005)

725 Cual es la fecha, blanco?

American style: 1-1-2015

Euro style: 1-1-2015

Those Euros are weird.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:23 PM (UVfht)

726 2015JAN01

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:24 PM (OsWis)

727 it's 15 degrees here 

no wonder I feel chilled-- this ol' house has too many *old* windows

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (rhjQp)

728 I think 2015 will be a better year. The R's control the House and Senate, and the rumor is that Dingy Harry has been told to stop blocking legislation. The 2014 election says he's been told and forced to stop. There are also rumors that B.the Vryer might not be Speaker. I like these rumors, but I think that are just that. I ended the year (have I mentioned this enough?) by wearing my Rick Perry "Wanted" T-shirt through the Austin Airport, past baggage claim, then out to wait for my ride, where I walked the entire length of the waiting area 3 or 4 times. Life might turn out to be good this year.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2014 10:26 PM (FlRtG)

729 722, Derek Carr is very promising, as well Khalil Mack. Dunno about Sparano... Dunno about Reggie Mackenzie...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (OsWis)

730 and Mark Davis needs a new hairstyle.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (OsWis)

731 2015JAN01

I used to do everything in the style of 1 Jan 2015, but I finally broke that habit after I'd been out for 15 years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:27 PM (UVfht)

732 Pron blog situate http://busty.net.erolove.in/?kaiya erotic cards erotic drama movies books erotic erotic christmas free ebooks erotic

Posted by: isabellagb11 at December 31, 2014 10:28 PM (FQ1C/)

733 lol Blanco, been almost six years for me...heh. not to mention this is how I have always wrote dates, due to my dad.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:29 PM (OsWis)

734 So, if anyone's still here...to say this New Year's Eve didn't end well for me is like calling World War II a minor skirmish. I was designated driver for some friends -- two couples -- at a NYE party tonight. I don't usually enjoy these kinds of parties, because who wants to be reminded at midnight that they're still alone? Anyway, I did it so my friends could enjoy themselves and get home safely. A fight broke out at the venue, and they closed early. Somewhere in the parking lot on the way to my car, one of the wives started getting belligerent, yelling, screaming, and giving her husband a black eye. I had to threaten to leave them there in the cold if she didn't stop. Needless to say, the ride back was awkward. Hopefully, this isn't an omen for the rest of 2015.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (rJUlF)

735 not to mention this is how I have always wrote dates, due to my dad.

Good man, likes clarity in written documents.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:30 PM (UVfht)

736 727 it's 15 degrees here

no wonder I feel chilled-- this ol' house has too many *old* windows

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at January 01, 2015 03:26 AM (rhjQp)



I've been outside in 15 degree weather, and wasn't happy with it. Helps to explain my affection for "Aloha!".



I've been in houses where you had to run the fireplace to keep warm, and there were thermal belts based on proximity to it -- with bedrooms on the fringe with older windows not faring so well.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (T1005)

737 734, Wow. You're a good man...I would have left their trifflin' asses there.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:32 PM (OsWis)

738 CW-- I'd say it's an omen for the couple who had the fight.

Happy New Year to you! (*you* don't have a black eye!  ... right???)

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:33 PM (rhjQp)

739 734 So, if anyone's still here...to say this New Year's Eve didn't end well for me is like calling World War II a minor skirmish.

I was designated driver for some friends -- two couples -- at a NYE party tonight. I don't usually enjoy these kinds of parties, because who wants to be reminded at midnight that they're still alone? Anyway, I did it so my friends could enjoy themselves and get home safely.

A fight broke out at the venue, and they closed early. Somewhere in the parking lot on the way to my car, one of the wives started getting belligerent, yelling, screaming, and giving her husband a black eye. I had to threaten to leave them there in the cold if she didn't stop. Needless to say, the ride back was awkward.

Hopefully, this isn't an omen for the rest of 2015.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 01, 2015 03:30 AM (rJUlF)



If you take the omen as "you took 'em where they needed to go and dropped 'em off", then it kinda looks a little more positive.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:35 PM (T1005)

740 CW, glad you made it out unscathed. All, I'm out for the night. See y'all tomorrow!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2014 10:36 PM (nL0sw)

741 Yes, cthulhu re: proximity to the "fire," which is a pellet stove here. 

The place is mostly well insulated, but one can feel the draft around windows.  Lined draperies help, but it is sooo freakin' cold this week!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:37 PM (rhjQp)

742 I don't think I'd be able to not laugh... wife pops hubby in the eye and gives him a shiner...yeah, maybe I'd be able to be mature about the whole thing... after a few drinks, yeah, I don't think so... You did good CW, and you're a much better person than me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (OsWis)

743 Niters Country Singer!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:38 PM (OsWis)

744 *pokes Slap* still among the living?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:39 PM (OsWis)

745 *pokes Slap* still among the living? -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:39 AM (OsWis) *whut?*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:41 PM (16bOT)

746 I had to use the bathroom *and* I am still rolling TOBACCO cigarettes.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (16bOT)

747 just wondering if you've punked out yet...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (OsWis)

748 ...so there's that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:42 PM (16bOT)

749 Blessings to all! 

May this year bring health and wealth to the Horde and their loved ones.

Nitey night....

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (rhjQp)

750 741 Yes, cthulhu re: proximity to the "fire," which is a pellet stove here.

The place is mostly well insulated, but one can feel the draft around windows. Lined draperies help, but it is sooo freakin' cold this week!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at January 01, 2015 03:37 AM (rhjQp)



There's a lot of places getting "the bite" this week. Phoenix, LV -- it was supposed to be a frost tonight in the SF Bay Area, but it looks like they've backed off of that. Where are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (T1005)

751 G'night everyone.

May this year bring you everything you need.  'Cause with this crowd, what y'all want can be dangerous.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 10:43 PM (UVfht)

752 ..."just wondering if you've punked out yet." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (OsWis) Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (16bOT)

753 Cthulhu, north(ish) idaho

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (rhjQp)

754 G'Night, Blanco!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (16bOT)

755 tobacco...uh huh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:44 PM (OsWis)

756 G'Night, Jean Q!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (16bOT)

757 I plan on acquiring a M1A2 SEP if shit goes sideways... all I need is a gunner, loader, and driver.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:45 PM (OsWis)

758 752, LOL

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (OsWis)

759 niters jeanQ!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (OsWis)

760 "tobacco...uh huh." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis) You keep saying that, as if I didn't have a bunch of "tubes" with filters. No good weed-man worth his "salt" would roll a doobie with a filter on it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:46 PM (16bOT)

761 You know that I love you, right?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (16bOT)

762 niters Blanco... you know us so well!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:47 PM (OsWis)

763 753 Cthulhu, north(ish) idaho

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (rhjQp)



Yeah, that would be a different level of "chilly".....good night, and stay well, and may 2015 be not just better, but better enough to forget the worse we've been getting.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2014 10:48 PM (T1005)

764 LOL Slap! Unless you move to Texas, you're SOL. But I am flattered. My youngest daughter (with my most beautiful granddaughter) rolls her own cigs also...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:50 PM (OsWis)

765 I understand your reticence to respond. I meant that Biblically, but if Peaches ever read this, she'd be a little pissed.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:51 PM (16bOT)

766 I love Peaches, so I'm not about to piss her off... I've seen her in action... so yeah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:53 PM (OsWis)

767 *HAH!* I'd consider moving to Texas, should it involve such a beautiful individual such as yourself. Since I am rooted in my ways, I may just die in Ohio.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:54 PM (16bOT)

768 Stay beautiful and God Bless you and your Family, Darlin'.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (16bOT)

769 Yeah, I'm just fine. No cuts, scrapes, bruises or shiners. I'm off to bed. Y'all be good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 31, 2014 10:55 PM (rJUlF)

770 these numbnuts are still setting fireworks off.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (OsWis)

771 I really want to give you a hug right now, but some people call that "gay"...LOL. Fuck Them. ({{SMFH}}

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:56 PM (16bOT)

772 niters Slap. I'll try, and thanks : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (OsWis)

773 I'm not a dude, so it's ok. Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:58 PM (OsWis)

774 "Yeah, I'm just fine. No cuts, scrapes, bruises or shiners." -I'm off to bed. Y'all be good. -Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 01, 2015 03:55 AM (rJUlF) Shut-Up. We're talkin---- Oh, Shit. LOL. Be Well, amigo. Continued recovery and Blessed days, Sir!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (16bOT)

775 Nite CW! Sorry you had to deal with dumbasses tonight.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 10:59 PM (OsWis)

776 ping ping ping

Posted by: ricochet teej at December 31, 2014 11:01 PM (XHihg)

777 "Nite CW! Sorry you had to deal with dumbasses tonight." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:59 AM (OsWis) Impugning my integrity gets you no closer... *deletes* *types* *deletes*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:03 PM (16bOT)

778 Have you seen my Christmas lights?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (16bOT)

779 I didn't mean you...lolol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:04 PM (OsWis)

780 no I haven't

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (OsWis)

781 Got here with just enough battery left to say Happy New Year and... Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 11:05 PM (XHihg)

782 My Christmas lights: http://tinyurl.com/md884hu I should have taken a better picture. It is blurry.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:07 PM (16bOT)

783 I couldn't tell what it looked like on a 2"x3" screen.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:09 PM (16bOT)

784 Those are pretty.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (OsWis)

785 I'm on my Macbook...it looks fine...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:11 PM (OsWis)

786 I miss Ikaika..wanna meet her?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:13 PM (OsWis)

787 click on nick

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:14 PM (OsWis)

788 Nice!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:16 PM (16bOT)

789 Hard-Ass chick-bravery FTW! -Get Some!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (16bOT)

790 I miss her... *sigh*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:17 PM (OsWis)

791 my final deployment...nick.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:18 PM (OsWis)

792 Instead of talking about "bravery", which I know hard-asses don't like... I'd rather talk about Volunteering For Hard-Assery! I thought I had The Balls. When I got 98/100 on the Naval Test, I thought I could fly F-16's, F-18's. ...but I broke a finger. A fucking finger. Not even A-10's in my future. I went into ink-printing, (silk-screening), the signs you'd seen in those pictures. "Notice, Caution, Danger, etc." What a pissy little bitch I was at eighteen.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:24 PM (16bOT)

793 Just woke up.  Am I First?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 31, 2014 11:27 PM (aeVIR)

794 Slap, No you're not.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:33 PM (OsWis)

795 woke up? you're behind the curve dude.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:34 PM (OsWis)

796 you're behind the curve dude.

Wonder if there's a NY Resolution in there somewhere?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (aeVIR)

797 I detest flying. Always have. I love the ocean and swimming, but fuck being on a boat. Air Force? yeah, right... Marines? Dad threatened to disown me if I had joined the Marines (He's mellowed some since then, but still...)

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (OsWis)

798 "my final deployment...nick." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:18 AM (OsWis) I simply have no words, Ma'am. I can only wish you the fortune of the Blessed. May your yearning and quest for that friendship and unity be found through God, Almighty. Might your brave and blessed heart find, within its own Soul, a harmony of peace. I'll pray tonight for your peace of mind and tranquility of soul. I thank you and those alongside you. Your service was more than I have ever offered toward the Constitution of These Great United States of America. Christ, Our Lord... Allow these hearts their foundation of peace. May they stand on their honor and dignity for All-Time. May we, as citizens live up to their sacrifice and Faith. Allow us not, Dear God, to fall upon our swords; but to be brave and Faithful Brethren to out Constitutional Republic. ...In Jesus' Name, I pray *Amen*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:36 PM (16bOT)

799 796, Just messin with ya...heh. Happy New Years!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:38 PM (OsWis)

800 Slap, thank you. I have a feeling we're all gonna need that prayer. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:40 PM (OsWis)

801 793: Hah!! I've been up all night. In your face!!! (working mids)

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 31, 2014 11:40 PM (20X6f)

802 "Slap, No you're not." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:33 AM (OsWis) Ma'am? I am honored by your words. Being a man of simple thought, I strive for my own dignity and I have yet to find it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:41 PM (16bOT)

803 G'Night, SMFH. Pleasant days, always.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (16bOT)

804 So - I missed the party? 

Again?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (aeVIR)

805 *smiles slyly* I'm not a ma'am...I work for a living ; >

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:42 PM (OsWis)

806 "I'm not a ma'am...I work for a living ; >" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:42 AM (OsWis) If you cannot enjoy a compliment, then I shall no longer provide them. ...put that in your pipe!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (16bOT)

807 Goodnight Slap. You are very much a dignified man. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:45 PM (OsWis)

808 Slap, LOL! Only officers are called ma'am. I was just a mere sergeant.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:46 PM (OsWis)

809 *smokes a cigarette that he just rolled* Tomorrow? ...Cincinnati.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:47 PM (16bOT)

810 LOL! It's cold as fuck up there...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:48 PM (OsWis)

811 cold as hell here in DFW right now

Posted by: Fort Worth Mike at December 31, 2014 11:49 PM (gvekq)

812 I'm near Cleveland. I shovel more shit than I deliver. ...Ma'am.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:50 PM (16bOT)

813 Morning all. Just finished up the workday and looking forward to 27 whole Holiday hours off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (o/3Hk)

814 ever burned shit?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:51 PM (OsWis)

815 MWNP! Happy New Year!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (OsWis)

816 811, I'm in CenTex...I know.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (OsWis)

817 "ever burned shit?" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:51 AM (OsWis) No Ma'am. I just shovel it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:52 PM (16bOT)

818 lucky.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:53 PM (OsWis)

819 I know.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:53 PM (16bOT)

820 heheh...and quit calling me ma'am. Call me LJ if you must.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:54 PM (OsWis)

821 Happy New Year! Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:52 AM (OsWis) *** Thank you. A very Happy and prosperous New Years to you, yours and to everyone kooky enough to hang here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 31, 2014 11:54 PM (o/3Hk)

822

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Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (aeVIR)

823 If you're trying to out-last me, MJ? ...you're going to lose.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (16bOT)

824 Slap, Nope.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:55 PM (OsWis)

825 and it's LJ...don't get it twisted.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (OsWis)

826 Happy New Year! I'm off to climb Mt Monadnock, but won't make the summit by sunrise. Resolving to pull my head out of my ass this year.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 11:56 PM (Ua6T/)

827 That didn't work - at all.

Oh well.

Another NY Resolution in there somewhere.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (aeVIR)

828 kinda hard to climb a mountain with your head up your ass, isn't it? Happy New Year!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (OsWis)

829 -Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at January 01, 2015 04:55 AM (aeVIR) When in "The Barrel", you need to Stay Small. -Move at your own risk. -Touch nothing. -Be contrite. -That is NOT snow.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:57 PM (16bOT)

830 Damnit!... ...LJ.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (16bOT)

831 *shakes head* Poor one-eyed kitty...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 31, 2014 11:59 PM (OsWis)

832 Well, It's been entertaining lurking and watching the goings on here tonight. Happy New Year and thanks for this great place to hang and be a wallflower.

Posted by: Fort Worth Mike at January 01, 2015 12:00 AM (piR98)

833 "Poor one-eyed kitty..." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:59 AM (OsWis) The only time I've ever used that term was when I'd knocked two other players out of a game of "Monopoly".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:02 AM (16bOT)

834 Niters Fort Worth Mike! Happy New Year to you too : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:03 AM (OsWis)

835 ..."Happy New Year and thanks for this great place to hang and be a wallflower." -Posted by: Fort Worth Mike at January 01, 2015 05:00 AM (piR9 G'Night, FtWMike!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:03 AM (16bOT)

836 833, LOL! I'd beat you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:04 AM (OsWis)

837 me now...nick.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:06 AM (OsWis)

838 Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:06 AM (16bOT)

839 November Papa...I'd beat you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:08 AM (OsWis)

840 I know that game backwards and forwards. You'll mortgage Park Place before I even get started! ...lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:15 AM (16bOT)

841 There's No Such Thing as "Free Parking"...lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:16 AM (16bOT)

842 I don't fuck with Boardwalk and Park Place if I can help it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)

843 I play official rules, which includes no money on Free Parking

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:17 AM (OsWis)

844 *HAH!* You've got no "kitty!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:18 AM (16bOT)

845 and I will whup your ass in Spades, fyi.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)

846 and?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)

847 ...and you are gorgeous. I tried not to be mesmorized by that pic, but Oh My God!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:21 AM (16bOT)

848 Monopoly is a...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:21 AM (16bOT)

849 The thimble makes...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (16bOT)

850 I'm going to cut back on breathing this year, for gia or some such shit.

Posted by: Libtard at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (vntmB)

851 I played once...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (16bOT)

852 *narrows eyes* Wait a fucking minute... You had better be implying no kitty regarding Monopoly...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis)

853 OMG are you just gorgeous!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:22 AM (16bOT)

854 Avon cosmetics are a motherfuck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)

855 "You had better be implying no kitty regarding Monopoly..." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 05:22 AM (OsWis) That's something, when left to its own devices, describes itself. Any implied terminology is your own doing!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:26 AM (16bOT)

856 Avon cosmetics are a motherfuck.

That is why every thing they sell is in a collectors bottle, you are not supposed to use you just display it!

Posted by: Libtard at January 01, 2015 12:27 AM (vntmB)

857 yeah, I displayed it... on my face! so there...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:28 AM (OsWis)

858 If that Avon Lady stopped-by my neighborhood? ...I'd be knocking on doors left-and-right!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:29 AM (16bOT)

859 Libtard...really? Is that a sock?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)

860 I just bought the stuff online on a whim one day a few months ago.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:30 AM (OsWis)

861 Listen... I'm a "Fat"-Guy from Ohio. I'm Forty-Plus and I'll out-drink you. I'll outlast you because I simply have the beer, the time and the patience. *lays foundation*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:36 AM (16bOT)

862 I'm drinking 100 proof rum. And I can still type quite well. *lays out shot glasses*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:38 AM (OsWis)

863 I'm 46, btw. And I'm pretty sure I can drink your ass under the table.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis)

864 You military broads are awesome! You're just not amongst the "losers" that consider ourselves amongst the "Beer Elite". Our +3 to Constitution is a factor. My +1 in Charisma seems to be, as well. This comes at a -1 to Intelligence and a -2 to Wisdom.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:40 AM (16bOT)

865 LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis)

866 Listen, darlin'... I'm going to win. -Ask anyone. I'm here later than an out-of-gas kid who doesn't care about that job interview!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:42 AM (16bOT)

867 seriously though, I've had to work alongside infantrymen, tankers, and gun bunnies (artillery), not to mention being in 4th ID...at Ft Hood... I sorta had to be able to hang with those crazy bastards...lol.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)

868 Dude, Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself. Besides, I took a nap this afternoon...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis)

869 -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 05:45 AM (OsWis) No Ma'am. You sweet, sweet young lady. I am merely describing what a scorpion does. I don't believe you to be a "simple" frog.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:50 AM (16bOT)

870 wait...what? I'm older than you. And I'm pretty much as far from a lady as you can get. Sweet?? LOL! muahahahaha....

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:53 AM (OsWis)

871 "Sweet?? LOL! muahahahaha..." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 05:53 AM (OsWis) Alrighty-then. Let us dance amongst the Day-Walkers. We shall feed our brains on Government Over-Indulgences and Lawyer-bashing. Dance with me, my Princess! Let us find our egos amongst the Brilliant Horde!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:57 AM (16bOT)

872 Thought you were gonna crash earlier...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:58 AM (OsWis)

873 *crack* *sips* shall we dance?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 12:58 AM (16bOT)

874 In any case, I'm wide awake. Let's party.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 12:59 AM (OsWis)

875 *pours shot* *clink*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:00 AM (OsWis)

876 "In any case, I'm wide awake. -Let's party." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 05:59 AM (OsWis) *HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:00 AM (16bOT)

877 I never thought that you'd take it this far, but... *HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:02 AM (16bOT)

878 you just don't know....lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:03 AM (OsWis)

879 Leave it to a Military Chick to get into a pissing contest with an idiot! *Game-On*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:03 AM (16bOT)

880 scared?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:03 AM (OsWis)

881 btw, you're not an idiot.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:06 AM (OsWis)

882 you're just not gonna pass out after me, that's all.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:07 AM (OsWis)

883 "Normalizing" relations with Cuba is a terrible idea. The articles that I've read have been about fear amongst the citizenry; due to That Communist Spirit. You cannot talk about anything for fear of someone talking to The Government. If more American Dollars flow-in, the Cuban Government exchanges them for "Fun-Bucks" amongst the Proletariat. ...shhhhhh!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)

884 I hope the Castro Brother come down with a raging case of GonorrheAIDSyphilus.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:11 AM (OsWis)

885 "btw, you're not an idiot." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:06 AM (OsWis) Stop patronizing me, Lady! I know I have something that resembles a brain. I choose to display it in a self-deprecating manner... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:12 AM (16bOT)

886 Brothers...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:12 AM (OsWis)

887 Of course you do. Because that is "A Thing".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:13 AM (16bOT)

888 Fine. You're an idiot. Happy? Sheesh... *pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)

889 You're tired, aren't you? heheh...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:15 AM (OsWis)

890 You Super-Duper Hot chicks "get away" with a lot of stuff. People let you think that you are "Over-The-Top" brilliant! ...but you are just as silly as the rest of us plebes and you know it! *sips beer* Roll the 1D6...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:16 AM (16bOT)

891 What did you get?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:17 AM (16bOT)

892 Oh, No... this is going to be an adventure for you!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:19 AM (16bOT)

893 *Knock-Knock* Ma'am?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:20 AM (16bOT)

894 I vow to never post that stupid "first" crap here.  It is a carry over from Hot Gas which should make it a bannable offense.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 01:20 AM (u9gzs)

895 funny...I don't think I'm all that... If I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be alone on New Years. *downs shot* I have no misconceptions about myself. Like it's commonly said here--even the hottest chick has some guy sick of her shit...heh. snake eyes.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:20 AM (OsWis)

896 Hey Vic!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:21 AM (OsWis)

897 "snake eyes." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:20 AM (OsWis) Double-Ones. You made your Saving Throw versus Cuba. Next room... As you peer around the corner, you see a shimmering web that you cannot pass through. Do You: #1. Double Back. #2. Arm your militants and attack. #3. Sleep for the night. #4. Wait in Silence. -?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:26 AM (16bOT)

898 You might as well roll out the news if you've got it Vic.  I think the morning thread exists no more.

Posted by: Bayou City at January 01, 2015 01:29 AM (AJrbR)

899 "I vow to never post that stupid "first" crap here. It is a carry over from Hot Gas which should make it a bannable offense." -Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 06:20 AM (u9gzs) ...Said the man who has never gotten "First!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:30 AM (16bOT)

900 *ponders* impassable huh? Is it impervious to HE or SABO rounds from a 120mm gun tube? Or artillery from a 155mm gun?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:30 AM (OsWis)

901 Bayou, I think we'll have them back come Monday.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:32 AM (OsWis)

902 This sounds like a moron worthy story. 21 year old wears skin tight dress. Dress helps save her life: http://tinyurl.com/qx7cfcu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2015 01:32 AM (Dj3AB)

903 "*ponders* impassable huh? Is it impervious to HE or SABO rounds from a 120mm gun tube? Or artillery from a 155mm gun?" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:30 AM (OsWis) You pass through the spider's web... LMFAO! Next question: Who did better in the Off-Season? The San Diego Padres -or- The Chicago White Sox?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:34 AM (16bOT)

904 I vow to never post that stupid "first" crap here. It is a carry over from Hot Gas which should make it a bannable offense. Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 06:20 AM

I'm sorta used to you starting off with "Good morning, Morons," Vic. As far as I'm concerned, you can keep doing that. Gets me going in the A.M.

All my would-be resolutions for the New Year (well, except for the trivial ones -- are dependent on others making -- and living up to -- theirs. "Others"  includes everyone from Ace and other Stars of teh Intarwebz to politicians on national and local levels.

HNY, Vic! Oh, and every other Moron and 'ette, of course.

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 01:34 AM (yAC3X)

905 Fenelon, Wow. Now that's lucky.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:35 AM (OsWis)

906 "I think we'll have them back come Monday." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:32 AM (OsWis) Is Gabe coming back, or is someone else going to write it?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:35 AM (16bOT)

907 I haven't followed baseball since Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden were rookies for the Mets.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:37 AM (OsWis)

908 Got a point there, Slap...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:38 AM (OsWis)

909 -Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2015 06:32 AM (Dj3AB) There's something to be said about tight dresses.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:38 AM (16bOT)

910 Happy New Year Vic, MrScribbler and Bayou btw : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:40 AM (OsWis)

911 "Got a point there, Slap..." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:38 AM (OsWis) Thank You, Darlin'!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:40 AM (16bOT)

912 I'd still rather have body armor.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:40 AM (OsWis)

913 Heh.  I guess Vic fell back asleep.  Somebody kick his rocker. 

Posted by: Bayou City at January 01, 2015 01:41 AM (AJrbR)

914 Is Gabe coming back, or is someone else going to write it? Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 06:35 AM

I doubt Gabe will do more than make an occasional guest appearance around here. Andy has been handling morning duties (mostly) since Malor headed off to greener (and squishier) pastures.

AFAIC, Ace could hand the morning keys over to Vic.

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 01:41 AM (yAC3X)

915 "I haven't followed baseball since Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden were rookies for the Mets." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:37 AM (OsWis) Nothing since 1984? Downright Orwellian.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:41 AM (16bOT)

916 Thanks, SMFH it all. And same to you and yours....

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 01:42 AM (yAC3X)

917 lol Slap, Only team I have consistently followed since I was five years old was the Oakland Raiders. Sorry.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:43 AM (OsWis)

918 ..."AFAIC, Ace could hand the morning keys over to Vic." -Posted by: MrScribbler at January 01, 2015 06:41 AM (yAC3X) Roger That. Thank you, Brother! ...I agree with the "Vic"-deal. "X gets the square!".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:43 AM (16bOT)

919 I took up baseball/softball when I was 10 or so.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:44 AM (OsWis)

920 ..."Sorry." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:43 AM (OsWis) Oof. "The Autumn Wind was a Raider". -John Facenda.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:44 AM (16bOT)

921 YES!!!!!! https://tinyurl.com/koqoqyd

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:48 AM (OsWis)

922 I was in bed by 10:30 and lights out by 11:00.

That's one of my resolutions - get myself some sleep.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at January 01, 2015 01:49 AM (g+akU)

923 The brigade I was in from 2002-2009: 1BCT (Raider Brigade), 4th ID Who also caught Saddam on Dec 13, 2003.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:49 AM (OsWis)

924 -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 06:48 AM (OsWis) As a Raider fan, that should be sheer poetry. I've followed almost all of John Facenda's voice-work. That is one of his best.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)

925 Nice, SMFH!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:52 AM (16bOT)

926 The song was actually written by Steve Sabol, narrated by John Facenda

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:52 AM (OsWis)

927 I even have the T-shirt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:53 AM (OsWis)

928 oh it is Slap, even after all these years of the Raiders sucking...every time I hear the Autumn Wind, it gives me hope for the next season.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:55 AM (OsWis)

929 Between him and Sabol...once they were gone, the NFL wasn't quite the same....

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:58 AM (OsWis)

930 Steve Sabol, (who died last year), didn't write the song. He directed NFL Films. It was probably his Father that directed that film, actually. "The Raider Theme" is famously replayed for its orchestral and musical movements. John Facenda has narrated many an NFL Film, but few were as poetic as "The Autumn Wind is a Raider".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 01:58 AM (16bOT)

931 and as much as Al Davis pissed me off before his death, I will always love that man.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 01:59 AM (OsWis)

932 Just Win, Baby!!!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:00 AM (16bOT)

933 "The Autumn Wind" is a sports-themed poem written by former NFL Films President and co-founder Steve Sabol (son of founder Ed Sabol) describing the atmosphere autumn weather, as it relates to pro football season. It is synonymous with, and the unofficial team anthem of the NFL's Oakland Raiders and is often heard blaring out of the sound speakers at Raider games. Narrated by John Facenda, this 1974 production has been dubbed "The Battle Hymn of the Raider Nation".

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:01 AM (OsWis)

934 You Win. I didn't think that Steve had any musical direction, but I WAS WRONG! Let me say that for all to see... I WAS WRONG!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:03 AM (16bOT)

935 {{{{Slap}}}} It's all good.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)

936 I have had breakfast and put everything away cleaned.

"Keep up with it"  is another resolution.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at January 01, 2015 02:06 AM (g+akU)

937 As Fred Belitnikoff and Ken Stabler are my witnesses... LOL.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (16bOT)

938 The poem was first used for the team's official team yearbook film in 1974, of the same title, and also for NFL Films' hour-long recap of the 1974 season. Legend has it that when Raider owner and managing general partner Al Davis first heard "The Autumn Wind" song for the first time, he remained silent for a second before telling then NFL Films President Ed Sabol that he loved it, and that "it epitomized everything that the Raiders stood for". It has been used on numerous official NFL Films audio album soundtracks, most notably The Power & The Glory LP, featuring Facenda narrating over it, as well as numerous other Sam Spence-composed and conducted NFL Films Orchestra tracks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:09 AM (OsWis)

939 -as Kenny King and "Old Man Willy" have seen upon...

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:10 AM (16bOT)

940 damn...it's been so freakin' long... I'm not gonna lie...there was a part of me that was hoping Harbaugh would come to Oakland...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)

941 The Autumn Wind... ...is A Raider.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:12 AM (16bOT)

942 and yes, I cried when Bo got injured.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:13 AM (OsWis)

943 Hey gang. Hope you all have a New Year of health, happiness and peace. Off to Wisconsin. The countdown will continue bright and early on Tuesday. Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2015 02:14 AM (CMkNk)

944 Safe travels JJ.

Happy New Year to the Horde.

On this New Year's Day this great county may be in need of some of Slap's prayer excellence.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 02:16 AM (8ufJT)

945 Be safe JJ.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:17 AM (OsWis)

946 I remember that Super Bowl as if it were last week. Chris Carter, (Ohio State), wasn't even an Eagle. Buddy Ryan wasn't the coach of Philadelphia. It was Dick Vermeil.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:18 AM (16bOT)

947 898 You might as well roll out the news if you've got it Vic. I think the morning thread exists no more.

Posted by: Bayou City at January 01, 2015 06:29 AM (AJrbR)



That's what I thought yesterday and then Andy came in 5 min after I posted the links.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 02:18 AM (u9gzs)

948 Bless you, J.J.!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:19 AM (16bOT)

949 Decided not to sleep this year. 4 hours in, seems like a piece of cake. Don't know why I didn't give up sleeping years ago.

Posted by: Arthur at January 01, 2015 02:19 AM (h53OH)

950
...Said the man who has never gotten "First!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 06:30 AM (16bOT)


I am often first but never post it

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 02:19 AM (u9gzs)

951 Bo! https://tinyurl.com/leplvg6

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:20 AM (OsWis)

952 "On this New Year's Day this great county may be in need of some of Slap's prayer excellence." -Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 07:16 AM (8ufJT) Might we find ourselves amongst Greater Men than ourselves through God's Love. Blessed are those who do for themselves, asking only the Love of Our Lord. Through God, shall we fight and deliver a blow against Satan and his powers. Where there is hatred; let me sow Love. Find us, Oh Lord and deliver us from Evil.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:25 AM (16bOT)

953 "I am often first but never post it." -Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 07:19 AM (u9gzs) ...said the man with no proof.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:26 AM (16bOT)

954 Bo Jackson was the single-best two-sport athlete to ever walk the face of God's Green Earth. ...period.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:27 AM (16bOT)

955 Good morning and Happy New Year yall. No I didn't try to stay up last night cause we are going to the farm throw some lead. And to heck with the resolutions. I'm perfect already.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2015 02:28 AM (JdEZJ)

956 Morning, all. Happy New Year... And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 01, 2015 02:29 AM (Kr/1Z)

957 952 And God's people said, "Amen."

953 The interwebz is forevah!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 02:29 AM (8ufJT)

958 Ace just had to post that Katy Perry vid above the fold to slow the main thread down.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 02:30 AM (u9gzs)

959 954

Does lacrosse count?

Posted by: Jim Brown at January 01, 2015 02:30 AM (8ufJT)

960 Morning, boy does my head hurt.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2015 02:31 AM (bKSy7)

961 Slap, Did you see the MNF game in 1990 between Detroit and the LA Raiders? Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson... One of the most awesome games I have ever watched.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)

962 "Does lacrosse count?" -Posted by: Jim Brown at January 01, 2015 07:30 AM (8ufJT) Take that stupid hat off of your head and start on a path that doesn't piss God off.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:34 AM (16bOT)

963 962, Ha!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:35 AM (OsWis)

964 "Slap, Did you see the MNF game in 1990 between Detroit and the LA Raiders? Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson... One of the most awesome games I have ever watched." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 07:33 AM (OsWis) I honestly cannot say that I remember it. I'd be willing to bet that Barry Sanders ran for 250 yards, while gaining 100. He probably had only one touchdown when the Lions scored five...lol. I think Scott Mitchell was their QB. He was a big SOB and probably scored a few TD's. If I remember correctly, that douchebag was the QB for Oakland/LA... I cannot remember his name. Jeff George?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:41 AM (16bOT)

965 I don't start my New Year's resolutions until I get home from spending the holidays with my family, so here I sit, with Diet Coke in hand, and resolve to stop drinking sodas in 2015.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 01, 2015 02:42 AM (AJaBe)

966
Bo Jackson was the single-best two-sport athlete to ever walk the face of God's Green Earth....period.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap)




Eh-neeek-chock!

Posted by: Jim Thorpe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 02:42 AM (kdS6q)

967 "Eh-neeek-chock!" Posted by: Jim Thorpe Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 07:42 AM (kdS6q) TWO sport, Captain Hyperbole!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:44 AM (16bOT)

968 I did stuff, too.

Posted by: Dave Winfield [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:46 AM (16bOT)

969 966, Jim Thorpe was amazing. But Bo was my generation...and if he had not gotten injured... *sigh*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:46 AM (OsWis)

970 Oh yeah...that too...thanks Slap ; >

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:46 AM (OsWis)

971 Separating your thigh from its blood-giving artery? He only hit 23 Home-Runs afterwards ...lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:48 AM (16bOT)

972 ...per season.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:48 AM (16bOT)

973 "Oh yeah...that too...thanks Slap ; >" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 07:46 AM (OsWis) Yes, Ma'am.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:50 AM (16bOT)

974 watching this documentary about Bo... made by ESPN, which is somewhat surprising. Must have been made before ESPN started sucking donkey dicks. https://tinyurl.com/nfs3de6

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:50 AM (OsWis)

975 My next favorite player is Marcus Allen, of course.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)

976
TWO sport, Captain Hyperbole!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T)




Baseball, football, Olympic level track and field.

Pick two.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 02:53 AM (kdS6q)

977 Vic: "That's what I thought yesterday and then Andy came in 5 min after I posted the links." I'm telling you, that's policy now. Morning, Glories, and Happy New Year. That fresh year smell is still good.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 2015 already? at January 01, 2015 02:56 AM (JYung)

978 I saw Bo Jackson play baseball once.  He was on the Royals.  They were playing the Angels.  It was the damnedest thing.  He gets a hit and is running and when he got to first base he just makes a cut and zoom, off toward second. 

You never see baseball players do that.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 01, 2015 02:56 AM (V70Uh)

979 "Pick two." -Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 07:53 AM (kdS6q) "Hyperbole" wasn't the word I was looking for. "Overachiever" and "Too Many" may clarify my standpoint. Sincerely, -Dave Winfield

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 02:57 AM (16bOT)

980 Good morning!! Happy New Year to all that weren't here last night.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 03:00 AM (sj3Ax)

981 My weather monitor has the icon going for snow again.  Too bad the sky is crystal clear even if it is 26F

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:01 AM (u9gzs)

982 ..."He gets a hit and is running and when he got to first base he just makes a cut and zoom, off toward second." -You never see baseball players do that. -Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 01, 2015 07:56 AM (V70Uh) Never, Ever... Sincerely, Lou Brock, Ricky Henderson, Tim Raines, Ichiro Suzuki. We also never Stole Home.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:02 AM (16bOT)

983 I saw Bo open for Hershel Walker at the Omni.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:02 AM (u9gzs)

984 "I saw Bo open for Hershel Walker at the Omni." -Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:02 AM (u9gzs) *HAH!* Bo Knows a Multi-Plex.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:03 AM (16bOT)

985 983, LOL

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:03 AM (OsWis)

986 Iron Bowl 1982

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:06 AM (OsWis)

987 May 2015 be a good year for you and your family, Carol.My prayer for you is health and happiness, as much as the lord permits. And the same for the whole horde. _____ My own New Year's resolution is to be less stupid and wrong about everything all the time. Since resolutions are made to be broken, figure I might as well resolve big.

Posted by: mindful webworker - full of resolve at January 01, 2015 03:07 AM (JYung)

988 1000 or bust!

Posted by: votermom [/i] at January 01, 2015 03:07 AM (cbfNE)

989 I'm not that fast, either. Sincerely, Mike Trout

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:08 AM (16bOT)

990 Good morning and happy new year. Forecast says that after 3 more days of rain, we'll get 6 days in a row of sun and no rain. Got 4 inches of rain in Dec., so I have only vague memories of the sun... Resolutions? Get off my rear and move more, lose some weight, and work towards getting the house ready to sell if and when we need to move. In addition to stuffing more knowledge into the kids' heads, of course...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 03:09 AM (0xTsz)

991 All night and STILL NOT to 1,000?   WTF?  Everyone get drunk?


Silly question.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:09 AM (0FSuD)

992 Slow start to the new year here at the HQ. Oh well, lot's of fine football today if nothing else.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (Ce4DF)

993 Come on 1,000

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (0FSuD)

994 We can do this morning horde.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (0FSuD)

995 "Iron Bowl 1982" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 08:06 AM (OsWis) NCAA Championship, 1980.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:10 AM (16bOT)

996 Shit help me out here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (0FSuD)

997 That should be it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (0FSuD)

998 Damn go on now

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (0FSuD)

999 I'm in...

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (Ce4DF)

1000 By myself?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (0FSuD)

1001 Nip, we've tried...really

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:11 AM (OsWis)

1002 Ok Nipster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 03:12 AM (y2suD)

1003 BINGO!  A good sign for the New Year.  I think I'll have drink to celebrate!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:12 AM (0FSuD)

1004 1004

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 03:12 AM (y2suD)

1005 Mama AJ, where might you be moving? around the corner or different state?

Posted by: mindful webworker - full of resolve at January 01, 2015 03:13 AM (JYung)

1006 Did I miss anything last night after I passed out drinking that Chimay Ale?


Any riots, etc?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:13 AM (0FSuD)

1007 1006  Any riots, etc?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 08:13 AM (0FSuD)


I have a post for the news thread that said the shit stirers were a big nothing burger,

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:15 AM (u9gzs)

1008 Yay. A thousand comments... to reload and reload and reload and.... You know what? We haven't had a me thread all year!.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a nic is a terrible thing to waste at January 01, 2015 03:16 AM (JYung)

1009 Man, Bo Jackson and Jim Thorpe. Thanks for bringing those two up. I never got to see Jim Thorpe other than in a movie or two. Bo, of course, is another story. And yes, he played for my Royals. And his arm might have been even more incredible than how far he could hit a baseball. **wonders if he might have pulled one or two to left,,, that came down on I-70. And good morning

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 03:16 AM (XHihg)

1010 "Did I miss anything last night after I passed out drinking that Chimay Ale?" Any riots, etc? -Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 08:13 AM (0FSuD) You mean that you overpaid for beer that got me just as drunk as that "spicy-stuff" you bought for Two-Dollars on-the-dollar? Nope. You didn't miss a damned thing.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:16 AM (16bOT)

1011 I forgot that Bo Jackson was signed by KC before the Raiders. When ever has a Heisman Trophy winner been signed by a MLB team before a NFL team?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:17 AM (OsWis)

1012 I guess that the Hands Up/Can't breath crowd came away as underperforming last night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 01, 2015 03:17 AM (Kr/1Z)

1013 Happy New Year Horde. Got my good luck black eyed peas cooking on the stove.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 03:18 AM (KH1sk)

1014 I guess I'll get up and do some stuff. Somebody has to be sacrificed to the new thread gods, might as well be me. bbl

Posted by: mindful webworker - sacrificial goat at January 01, 2015 03:19 AM (JYung)

1015 "When ever has a Heisman Trophy winner been signed by a MLB team before a NFL team?" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 08:17 AM (OsWis) Never. The better question is "When has a Heisman Trophy Winner ever gone on to accomplish anything, whatsoever?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:20 AM (16bOT)

1016 >>Mama AJ, where might you be moving? around the corner or different state? Hubby is retiring from the military next fall, so we will go where there is a job. I'd like to end up in Texas, but we have no idea whether it will be tough to find a job or whether we'll have some options. Even if we end up staying where we are, we need a bigger house!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 03:21 AM (0xTsz)

1017 Didn't see the New Year in-yes, I'm old. A blessed one to all. Thanks for the blog, Ace and helpers. We'll try to keep Texas a haven for ya'll in 2015.

Posted by: Sal at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (9L1jT)

1018 Slap, Got a point there.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis)

1019 You mean that you overpaid for beer that got me just as drunk as that "spicy-stuff" you bought for Two-Dollars on-the-dollar?



Shit I wish, I think that Belgium shit cost $9 a bottle at Costco.  It was pretty good.   I still have two bottles. 



Wife leaves for ATL this morning, so football watching could get ugly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (0FSuD)

1020 1015  The better question is "When has a Heisman Trophy Winner ever gone on to accomplish anything, whatsoever?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 01, 2015 08:20 AM (16bOT)



I don't know, OJ got away with multiple murders of white people because he was a HTW ..... and black.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (u9gzs)

1021 Steve Spurior hasn't done to badly.
He pisses off idiots all the time.

Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (4pjhs)

1022 I don't remember a signing like that SMFH. "Don't remember" being key to that statement.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 03:22 AM (XHihg)

1023 The better question is "When has a Heisman Trophy Winner ever gone on to accomplish anything, whatsoever? **** Hey now, I managed to produce a great head of hair.

Posted by: Doug Flutie at January 01, 2015 03:23 AM (NeFrd)

1024 1016  I'd like to end up in Texas, but we have no idea whether it will be tough to find a job or whether we'll have some options.

Even if we end up staying where we are, we need a bigger house!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 08:21 AM (0xTsz)


Obama will still be in office.  The only place where jobs are good now is in TX or ND.  Except in certain critical applications.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:24 AM (u9gzs)

1025 Got my good luck black eyed peas cooking on the stove. Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 08:18 AM Got mine marinating in frig. Made Cowboy Caviar to munch on during the games today. Oh, and morning and Happy New Year Horde.

Posted by: olddog in mo [/i] [/s] [/b] [/u] at January 01, 2015 03:24 AM (6hrmc)

1026 1021 Steve Spurior hasn't done to badly.
He pisses off idiots all the time.

Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 01, 2015 08:22 AM (4pjhs)


THIS.  Be True.  I have had dealing with him. DON'T trust him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:25 AM (0FSuD)

1027 Oh I think someone could come up with a decent list of Heisman winners that had fair to middlin' NFL careers.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 03:26 AM (XHihg)

1028 I needs me some hopping Jack.  I gots the ham, but no collards or Black (racist) eyed peas.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:26 AM (0FSuD)

1029 ...Beside Doak Walker, Roger Staubach, Steve Spurrier, O.J. Simpson, Tony Dorsett, Earl Campbell, Marcus Allen, Herschel Walker, Barry Sanders and Eddie George. You know. ...besides those guys.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:26 AM (16bOT)

1030 Screw Dave Winfield, that murderer!

Posted by: A Seagull In Toronto at January 01, 2015 03:26 AM (dO05B)

1031 The Moron lifestyle on steriods smack?

http://bit.ly/1zUtaUZ

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 03:27 AM (8ufJT)

1032 ...I'm Just Sayin'!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:28 AM (16bOT)

1033 He's in Yankee territory, I never go north of the Tennessee state line.
I've never met him personally and really don't plan to.

Come to think about it, even though I'm a huge Gator fan I no longer want his autograph. Go figure.

Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 01, 2015 03:28 AM (4pjhs)

1034 Where's Dave?  He already had a thread up by this time last year.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:29 AM (u9gzs)

1035 Not Dave; Andy

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:29 AM (u9gzs)

1036 "Not Dave; Andy." -Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:29 AM (u9gzs) Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:30 AM (16bOT)

1037 If I start posting now there will be a new thread up before I can even finish.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:32 AM (u9gzs)

1038 Maybe Andy OD'd on that brisket he smoked yesterday.

Posted by: olddog in mo [/i] [/s] [/b] [/u] at January 01, 2015 03:32 AM (6hrmc)

1039 Screw Dave Winfield, that murderer! **** Obligatory: http://tinyurl.com/ljqyjqm

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2015 03:33 AM (NeFrd)

1040 -Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 01, 2015 08:28 AM (4pjhs) You don't want to step North of that line.

Posted by: Slapweasel ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:34 AM (16bOT)

1041 So just kick back and hang out for a bit Vic.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 03:34 AM (XHihg)

1042 Vic. Where's willow when you need her?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 03:34 AM (8ufJT)

1043 This is why Morning Vic needs to be an official thread!

Went away to brew moar coffee, came back and it's still the stale old post from last night. Not gonna read the comments again!

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:35 AM (yAC3X)

1044 Mama AJ, I live in CenTex, near the Ft Hood area. Cost of living here is nice, and Temple TX has been on a list as one of the most affordable places to live in the US (one of three or four cities in TX).

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)

1045 Where are you, "SMFH"?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:35 AM (16bOT)

1046 1031 The Moron lifestyle on steriods smack?

http://bit.ly/1zUtaUZ

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 01, 2015 08:27 AM (8ufJT)


Ha ha.  There is a former asst DA, now a retired judge that did the same thing in CLT in the middle of South Park Mall intersection, Fairview and Sharon back in the 70's


Car was stopped in the intersection, he was passed out and the car was running.   He was pretty wild back then, BUT at the time he was an asst DA.  He had left a bar after an unsuccessful pussy run.


The cops took him home.  He pleaded to something, medications, blah blah. 


To this day the intersection bares his name among the old folks.



Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 03:36 AM (0FSuD)

1047 There you are!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:36 AM (16bOT)

1048 Temple, TX...heh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:36 AM (OsWis)

1049 A test


Good Morning and Happy New Year Morons.  Today is Thursday, January 01, 2015.  On this day in 45 BC the Julian calendar took effect as the civil calendar of the Roman Empire, establishing January 1 as the new date of the new year.  So Morons that is how we got the ball in Time Square.  You can thank Julius Caesar.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:37 AM (u9gzs)

1050 sorry Slap. Not ignoring you...just watching this Bo Jackson documentary.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:38 AM (OsWis)

1051 Moar


New Years Day celebrations got out of hand in Shanghai with a stampede that killed 38 people and injured 48 more.  An eye witness said it was caused by someone throwing coupons out of a third floor window that looked like dollar bills.  So yeah, the Chinese economy is doing real good when something that "looks like dollar bills" will cause a crowd to stampede.


http://is.gd/eMjerB

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:38 AM (u9gzs)

1052 Got's to crow a bit, while I eat another country ham biscuit.  Being a Boy Scout, be prepared, I got me two H8ther chicken sammichs yesterday, for the games today.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 03:38 AM (0FSuD)

1053 thanks Caesar!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:39 AM (OsWis)

1054 It looks like the "Hands Up" dumb asses never made it to Time Square, they protested at 34th Street.  As I figured it was a big nothing burger.  I guess they figure sending maybe a hundred people to aggravate a million was really not a good idea.


http://is.gd/bncnfX

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:40 AM (u9gzs)

1055 JEBBY boy is getting his ass kicked by conservatives all over America.  So Fox is propping him up here.  Fox loves them some RINOs.


http://is.gd/8XO3H5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:40 AM (u9gzs)

1056 "sorry Slap. Not ignoring you...just watching this Bo Jackson documentary." -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 08:38 AM (OsWis) No, no darlin'! I hadn't seen you name and I got a little worried. That's all.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:40 AM (16bOT)

1057 Nazi WMD site excavated in Austria where the Nazis used forced labor from a nearby concentration camp in their efforts to build a nuclear bomb.


http://is.gd/pnI4vd

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:40 AM (u9gzs)

1058 An Egyptian appeals court ordered a trial Thursday in the case of three imprisoned Al-Jazeera English journalists.


Hands up don't print propaganda supporting the Muzzie Brotherhood in Egypt.  They are very sensitive to it.  I am not sure I believe the allegations against Egypt leveled in this news item.  I have seen Al Jazeera "news" footage and they do in fact support the radical muzzies.


http://is.gd/DxtKdy

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:41 AM (u9gzs)

1059 Yesterday I posted on the new regs for 2014.  Here we see that the federal register has grown to 468,500 pages.   This, more than any other thing, is what is stifling our economy.   Not only that, but it makes the average American in violation of numbers of these things without even knowing it.


http://is.gd/alru7x

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:41 AM (u9gzs)

1060 The US dollar had a good year in 2014.  This BS article lists all kind of stuff but mainly the "surging US economy".  That is a bunch of crap.  I put this in the same category as the stock market; it was fueled by speculators who were banking on 2 things.  The rest of the world is shit, including China, and they see Obama quitting his indiscriminate printing of money.


http://is.gd/0fU7mP

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:41 AM (u9gzs)

1061 Police arrest a MA woman for defacing a church with "666" markings all over the outside.  When police went to arrest her she tried to beat them with a metal crucifix that she had stolen from the church which had the baby Jesus stolen.


Cermeno is being held without bail. A psychologist who was brought in before the hearing said Cermeno has mental health issues.


You don't say.  Also sounds to me like she is an import.  We need to bring back Ellis Island.


http://is.gd/uACnFf

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (u9gzs)

1062 Obama has secretly sent senile old Henry Kissassenger to Russia to reconcile with Pooty Poot.  I guess Obama secretly likes getting his drawers pulled up over his head.


http://is.gd/YlLY1J

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (u9gzs)

1063 We have talked a lot about the new pope and his socialist political positions.  Well, he and Obama are supposedly allies now.  That tells me all I need to know.  Mr Pope man: HANDS UP; STAY OUT OF POLITICS.


http://is.gd/gGvDG9

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (u9gzs)

1064 Fox-Loving RINOS...lol. Like a Rhinestone Cowboy!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (16bOT)

1065 Lunisolar calendar more than you want to know about calendars. Chinese new year February 19th, we can do this all over again next month.

Posted by: Curdlemun Lunkspire at January 01, 2015 03:42 AM (oO1Xb)

1066 I recall Obama saying the outfitting of local police with military equipment was going to be stopped.   Well, once again he lied.


http://is.gd/wqwr39

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (u9gzs)

1067 1061, someone is in a hurry to be first in the 'Oh Shit' line...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (OsWis)

1068 Sea Ice is at record high levels. Note that it never did shrink contrary to what the lying scum like Obama said.  Folks all the indications are exactly what the OFA said, we are heading into an ice age.  But the warmies are still screaming their scam.


http://is.gd/vgV0ul

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (u9gzs)

1069 LOL, shades of Myrtle Beach in NYC.  De Commio gets his own airplane banner flying over NYC.  And it isn't kind to him.


http://is.gd/LW2g84

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (u9gzs)

1070 Federal student loan debt now tops $800B.  This after Obama had the law changed so that they do not have to pay it back.  I have an idea; make Obama and Congress pay it back.  Everyone who voted for this crap gets half of their income garnished and it goes to pay off these loans.


http://is.gd/TfByKc

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (u9gzs)

1071 Mama AJ, here's a link you may want to check out: https://tinyurl.com/ktsr35m

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:43 AM (OsWis)

1072
Liberal are whining about the government, Feds and Local, going after debt scofflaws.  They are calling it bringing back debtor's prisons.  I say waaa.


http://is.gd/oTaoBU

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (u9gzs)

1073 Still just this thread? I'll find more things to do. Oh, joy: Day 2 and the new tablet has become a dead brick. That's what I get for thinking I could improve anything in my life.

Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling old at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (JYung)

1074 Morocco has joined the list of countries banning Exodus but it isn't sitting too well with a lot of people there.


http://is.gd/PDPqVC

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (u9gzs)

1075 Unbelievable!  Hasbro had released a play dough toy that looks exactly like a penis.  Are these people just crazy or is some low level flunky in the design department laughing his ass off?


http://is.gd/xvYEPd

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:44 AM (u9gzs)

1076 It looks like I may have been wrong yesterday.  The MFM appears to be backing off on the Scalize story now.


http://is.gd/CE2vVC

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:45 AM (u9gzs)

1077 Poor undocumented workers doing the jobs American will not do.  Three meth dealing illegal migrants have been arrested in ND.  But no worries for all you cry baby amnesty lovers like JEB; Obama will turn them loose.


http://is.gd/J7w2x3

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:45 AM (u9gzs)

1078 Wendy Davis admits she was lying when she said she supported open carry in TX.  Wendy honey, you're a Democrat.  We knew you were lying.  Why do you think you lost by 20 points?


http://is.gd/IWZuIV

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:45 AM (u9gzs)

1079 MI will honor the unconvicted but guilty terrorist Bill Ayers with a marker.  What could go wrong here.  I predict the strong odor of urine around that marker if it lasts more than a week.


http://is.gd/Szu9ae

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:45 AM (u9gzs)

1080 The International Criminal Court has always been a joke, now they are an evil joke.


http://is.gd/b5V6Re

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:46 AM (u9gzs)

1081 Target is being targeting by race hustlers for using white girls in an ad for clothing based on the Orphan Annie character.  I have some news for those ignorant assholes, Little Orphan Annie has been a white girl from the beginning right up until this latest PC piece of shit came out. There is a reason Hollywood is collapsing like Obama's foreign policy.


http://is.gd/HTFcNV

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:46 AM (u9gzs)

1082 Rioters try to storm the Ferguson police headquarters screaming "This is what Democracy looks like".   Perhaps every one of these should have been arrested and placed in a guarded camp and given a civics lesson.


http://is.gd/jU6gkP

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:46 AM (u9gzs)

1083 Malik Shabazz (what a name) commits treason.  Why isn't the unindicted felon going after him.  <sarc>.


http://is.gd/YCNu7j

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:47 AM (u9gzs)

1084 @1062

Is there any doubt in any ones mind that Obama is an appeaser?  Whatever a country does, it's the USA's fault and obligation to "get right" with the offender.



We are so fucked.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 03:47 AM (0FSuD)

1085 Pete Sessions (R-TX) says I am not pro-amnesty and I am not pro-Boner.


http://is.gd/0cKTlz

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:47 AM (u9gzs)

1086 NYT supports de Commio and bashes police.  So what else is new?


http://is.gd/3exGwE

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:47 AM (u9gzs)

1087 ISIS is using bear traps to torture women who breast-feed.  Where is the MFM?


http://is.gd/2Bi3J5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:48 AM (u9gzs)

1088 RINO Jeff Flake wants JEB to skip Iowa and other early States that oppose amnesty so that his views do not get scrutinized.


http://is.gd/hIziin

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:48 AM (u9gzs)

1089 1083 Malik Shabazz (what a name) commits treason. Why isn't the unindicted felon going after him. <sarc>.


http://is.gd/YCNu7j

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:47 AM (u9gzs)


Don't let any Republican speak at his rallies!

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 03:48 AM (0FSuD)

1090 RINO Rubio is trying to recover his creds on amnesty.  Too late MF, you crossed the aisle and helped pass it in the Senate.  You are dead to conservatives.


http://is.gd/HWqS4E

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:48 AM (u9gzs)

1091 1075 Unbelievable! Hasbro had released a play dough toy that looks exactly like a penis. Are these people just crazy or is some low level flunky in the design department laughing his ass off? Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:44 AM (u9gzs) ------- Gives a new meaning to "Fuzzy Pumper"..

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (KH1sk)

1092 VT company offering Obama urns to store your loved one's ashes in.  Makes me want to puke.


http://is.gd/KJYPD3

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (u9gzs)

1093 Need bigger breasts. Make one of these with Kate.

Posted by: teapartydoc at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (QStGO)

1094 The WI Ethics Board is a prime example of why these boards are totally useless, and in this case harmful.  These boards need to be made up of non-partisan citizens who have never held an office.   This "report" and statement they have filed with the court is a complete joke that should be the subject for a contempt charge for everyone on the board.


http://is.gd/2Z0YG3

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (u9gzs)

1095 This thread is still up? I'm soaking my coffee pot to remove stain. It's driven me crazy for years, but Cream of Tartar added in with warm water & letting it sit for an hour or so, will make coffee stain rise up to the top. One bottle I had of it said that it was also used to remove stains from silverware, among other things. Try it.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (sj3Ax)

1096 HH hands Ben Smith his ass on protestor chants.


http://is.gd/o9kWyx

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (u9gzs)

1097 Here is why the federal government needs to get out of the disaster business.  Just one of many reasons like why in the hell should people in Dubuque pay for rich people's homes on the coast getting wiped out by hurricanes.


http://is.gd/gi9VcI

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:49 AM (u9gzs)

1098 >>Cost of living here is nice, and Temple TX has been on a list as one of the most affordable places to live in the US (one of three or four cities in TX). Cool. There are so many places in Texas! We lived in Del Rio and went to San Antonio some times. Now we're 3 hours from Dallas, so we've been there a few times. Weather-wise, I'd rather be in DFW... But as long as he's employed, we'll make it work! >>The only place where jobs are good now is in TX or ND I'd rather be in ND than in a really blue state. ...y'all won't remind me I said that, right??

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 03:50 AM (0xTsz)

1099 LOL, Blue on Blue.  Obama's goons have finally beaten Harvard into submission on the phony campus rape bull shit using the miscarriage of justice act which had NOTHING to do with rape claims.


http://is.gd/9eJHNv

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:50 AM (u9gzs)

1100 Remirez


http://is.gd/SGgokE

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:50 AM (u9gzs)

1101 Hot sauce maker shits on Obama's fascist FDA with the new required label.  One of those ½ billion regulation pages.


http://is.gd/dNz8Ac

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:50 AM (u9gzs)

1102 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/6uzjOU


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:50 AM (u9gzs)

1103 Thanks Vic

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:51 AM (OsWis)

1104 Hi Carol, happy New Year. From the ONT, no new iPad, yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 03:51 AM (y2suD)

1105 1092 VT company offering Obama urns to store your loved one's ashes in. Makes me want to puke.


http://is.gd/KJYPD3


No doubt, Mary is behind this shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 03:52 AM (0FSuD)

1106 Arrg

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 01, 2015 03:52 AM (evdj2)

1107 -Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 08:49 AM (sj3Ax) *Swishes things around* It isn't as good as Oxyclean! *runs away*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:52 AM (16bOT)

1108 Happy new year! At UVA for work and so far I've only been raped by Virginia gas prices.

Posted by: NCKate at January 01, 2015 03:52 AM (MG0ji)

1109 It's been 'tomorrow' for 9 hrs 10 min.

Staying Power, Not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2015 03:53 AM (NaeCR)

1110 LOL Slap Is that how you're still staying up?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:53 AM (OsWis)

1111 1108 Happy new year! At UVA for work and so far I've only been raped by Virginia gas prices. Posted by: NCKate at January 01, 2015 08:52 AM (MG0ji) That's because you frequent stations owned by Frats. Geeez

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2015 03:54 AM (y2suD)

1112 1105, I would so pop a squat in that urn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:54 AM (OsWis)

1113 Nice work, Vic!

Here's one you missed. I wish J.J. was around to comment about de Blasio reappointing an NYC judge who let two cop-hating thugs free (without bail) when they showed up in her court....

http://bit.ly/1zU86xY

This is why I don't bother with New Year resolutions. Doesn't matter what we do, if treasonous goons like de Blasio, Choom Boy, et. al. are free to pull whatever stunts they want.

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 03:55 AM (yAC3X)

1114 "Is that how you're still staying up?" -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 08:53 AM (OsWis) By "swishing things around" -or- "Running Away" -? Given the choice, I'd go with "a little-bit of both."

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:55 AM (16bOT)

1115 Morning all. I have one simple request for 2015. Can we please stop referring to employees of companies as "workers"?. We used to call them employees and we have now given in to the leftist narrative. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at January 01, 2015 03:55 AM (xrURQ)

1116 @1096- All righty then! Way to go HH!! Wait. What? That wasn't "our" HH? Jan 1st. Didn't take me long, did it?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 03:55 AM (XHihg)

1117 A small rant: People are crazy. I've been playing around with genealogy on Ancestry dot com. We have some info and for part of my family, many people have already looked into some ancestors. There is a lot of good research already done, which makes things fun and easy. Then there are the people who are effing nuts and just put stuff in that is obviously not true! Joe Bob was born in blah on blah date and my source document is this one that says Jill Bub was born elsewhere in a different year. Argh!! *falls off soap box*

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 03:56 AM (0xTsz)

1118 1078 Wendy Davis admits she was lying when she said she supported open carry in TX. Wendy honey, you're a Democrat. We knew you were lying. Why do you think you lost by 20 points?


http://is.gd/IWZuIV


A woman the aborted two of her kids would lie?


The hell you say.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 03:56 AM (0FSuD)

1119 1114, heheheh

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 03:56 AM (OsWis)

1120 e mail... home made gravy 71 (all-one word) At the hooya . com

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 01, 2015 03:58 AM (16bOT)

1121 thanks, Vic. hope you have a great year.

Posted by: mindful webworker - informed at January 01, 2015 04:00 AM (JYung)

1122
SoCal and it's 32 degrees down in the basin?

Eff this.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 04:00 AM (kdS6q)

1123 Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 08:55 AM (XHihg)


Heh...No, not me. Oh, and the game tomorrow should be pretty interesting, eh?

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2015 04:00 AM (Ce4DF)

1124 1099 LOL, Blue on Blue. Obama's goons have finally beaten Harvard into submission on the phony campus rape bull shit using the miscarriage of justice act which had NOTHING to do with rape claims.


http://is.gd/9eJHNv

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:50 AM (u9gzs)


Wait, Harvard Law students do rape?   Must be a man on man rape, not a rape rape.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 04:00 AM (0FSuD)

1125 SoCal and it's 32 degrees down in the basin? Eff this. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 09:00 AM

What are you whingeing about? It's 21 here, and the sun has already been up for a couple of hours.

I'd be busting out the shorts and t-shirt if it was 32!

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:04 AM (yAC3X)

1126 Man I hope my boys show up. Pretty sure they will. Worries me not having Britz in the middle of our D-line though. Really hurt us late season.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 01, 2015 04:05 AM (XHihg)

1127 Happy New Year everybody.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2015 04:06 AM (v5UtH)

1128 I'd be busting out the shorts and t-shirt if it was 32!

Mein Freund is here and we went on a nice walk around the town hall park yesterday at -11C.

I made him drink Kuerbisbier after dinner.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at January 01, 2015 04:06 AM (ImIut)

1129 Then there are the people who are effing nuts and just put stuff in that is obviously not true! Joe Bob was born in blah on blah date and my source document is this one that says Jill Bub was born elsewhere in a different year. Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 08:56 AM (0xTsz) I have no idea how anyone could do that!

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Warren [/s][/i][/b][/u] at January 01, 2015 04:06 AM (V+kmg)

1130 I don't make no stinkin resolutions.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2015 04:06 AM (v5UtH)

1131 1112 I would so pop a squat in that urn.

Posted by: at January 01, 2015 08:54 AM (OsWis)


New thread winner

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:06 AM (u9gzs)

1132 I'd be busting out the shorts and t-shirt if it was 32!

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 01, 2015 09:04 AM (yAC3X)


Reminds me of going to Green Bay for a Panthers Packers game.  It was minus 10 and six guys in shorts were dancing on an RV with Packers spelled out on their bare chests.



It was 11:00.  Those people are crazy as shit, but I love em.

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 04:07 AM (0FSuD)

1133
What are you whingeing about?
Posted by: MrScribbler



We locals are not adapted to or equipped for cold weather.

Gets below 50 and we go into hypothermia.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2015 04:08 AM (kdS6q)

1134 A resolution if I have one is that I absolutely must get some kind of exercise regime going, no matter how minimal. Not to get in shape so much as to deal with stress. If I don't do something to manage the stress level this year, I'm gonna pop an artery.

Posted by: lauraw at January 01, 2015 04:09 AM (2JSDI)

1135 Last night's game was pretty awesome as Georgia Tech taught Miss St all about football. I guess that number 6 ranking- Miss Sted Miss St's ability.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2015 04:09 AM (KBvAm)

1136 On Wendy Davis lying: I'm now of the firm opinion that there needs to be a Constitutional Amendment that states whenever a person is running for national office and is caught lying, they are executed on the spot. Then their family is billed for garbage removal. I don't want these assholes off my lawn, I want them gone from this planet. State and localities can pass their own statutes.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2015 04:10 AM (dO05B)

1137 1117 
*falls off soap box*

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2015 08:56 AM (0xTsz)



I have always used Family  Tree Makers and they have some excellent data bases.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:11 AM (u9gzs)

1138 1121 thanks, Vic. hope you have a great year.

Posted by: mindful webworker - informed at January 01, 2015 09:00 AM (JYung)



Thanks, many happy returns

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:12 AM (u9gzs)

1139 1120, Hooahrogergotit

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 01, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)

1140 While doing her family's Ancestry.com search, my wife found a couple errors/contradictions. Eventually figured them out with the help of another, non-related, Ancestry.com user. The main sources of confusion were mistaking a son for a father, or vice versa, and name changes upon arrival in the States. Her ancestors were Russian, so the spellings/pronunciations/translations got a bit dicey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2015 04:13 AM (2cS/G)

1141 I just told the wifey I would buy Gringo, henceforth. muy pronto.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 01, 2015 04:18 AM (sYUHT)

1142 My new year's resolution: 1920 x 1080, same as last year.

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 01, 2015 04:19 AM (I/JNw)

1143 I was born in Peking, China in 1876!

Posted by: zombie June Bob at January 01, 2015 04:20 AM (L6/+u)

1144 I've never used Ancestry.com.  It was started by Mormons, since their church has the biggest data base.  I've read some bad stories, but I think it is currently pretty straight up



It's been sold and resold a lot and I don't think it has made any money yet.



http://tinyurl.com/ll7k8zp

Posted by: Nip Sip, first 1,000 in 2015 at January 01, 2015 04:21 AM (0FSuD)

1145 Would spanking morons pass for an exercise regime, Laura?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2015 04:22 AM (L6/+u)

1146 Oh. And, thank you, Mistress Laura. May I have another?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2015 04:22 AM (L6/+u)

1147 OMG, this thread is still going? I guess it's appropriately-titled, at least. Happy New Year!

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2015 04:23 AM (sdi6R)

1148 1145 Would spanking morons pass for an exercise regime, Laura?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2015 09:22 AM (L6/+u)


Call me.

Posted by: Barney at January 01, 2015 04:24 AM (0FSuD)

1149 Happy new year, morons.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2015 04:24 AM (FHh8u)

1150 And it wasn't Sriracha hot sauce but another maker in #1101. Good.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2015 04:26 AM (L6/+u)

1151 1115 Morning all. I have one simple request for 2015. Can we please stop referring to employees of companies as "workers"?. We used to call them employees and we have now given in to the leftist narrative. Thanks in advance. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 01, 2015 08:55 AM (xrURQ) Sorry, but "Employees of the World, Unite" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: K. Marx at January 01, 2015 04:32 AM (sdi6R)

1152 Yeah, I have a New Year's Resolution.  I resolve to hate the SOB in the White House even more than I did in 2014.

Happy New Year, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: creeper at January 01, 2015 04:32 AM (tBCum)

1153 Sorry, but "Employees of the World, Unite" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Posted by: K. Marx at January 01, 2015 09:32 AM (sdi6R) ***** Thank you for the assist with my point.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at January 01, 2015 04:33 AM (OBxdH)

1154 Ace: "I realize I'm springing this on you at 11:53 Eastern. I'll put up a similar thread tomorrow." eventually...

Posted by: mindful webworker - not complaining at January 01, 2015 04:34 AM (JYung)

1155 Ace: "I realize I'm springing this on you at 11:53 Eastern. I'll put up a similar thread tomorrow." or, just keep the same one.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 01, 2015 04:35 AM (evdj2)

1156 I resolve to keep myself and pater familias on an even keep and deal with nasty surprises with a bit more even head than last year. I think I have a good start, but you know, surprises.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 01, 2015 04:35 AM (m9V0o)

1157 1154 Ace: "I realize I'm springing this on you at 11:53 Eastern. I'll put up a similar thread tomorrow." eventually... Posted by: mindful webworker - not complaining at January 01, 2015 09:34 AM (JYung) #twoweeks

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2015 04:36 AM (sdi6R)

1158 RE @1101


The thing that aggravates the piss out of me is that this data has been easily available from multiple sources for decades.  People like me who need to watch certain items have been tracking calories etc for years.


But most people simply ignore it.  So the FDA comes out with an even more stupid law that will cost industry billions and the same people who are ignoring now will ignore the new one.


It is totally useless and actually in violation of a Congressional act that says they have to show the cost and justification for all new regulations.  That law has been ignored since it was written.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:37 AM (u9gzs)

1159 So the FDA comes out with an even more stupid law that will cost industry billions and the same people who are ignoring now will ignore the new one. It's all about justifying the many drones in the bureaucracy.

Posted by: BottomFeed at January 01, 2015 04:39 AM (MMC8r)

1160 Just wait until all labelling has to be bilingual too, Vic, just like here. That will cost money too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2015 04:40 AM (L6/+u)

1161 1160 Just wait until all labelling has to be bilingual too, Vic, just like here. That will cost money too.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2015 09:40 AM (L6/+u)



By then they will have to go to a system like insecticides where all the information is contained in a booklet glued to the side of the can.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 04:42 AM (u9gzs)

1162 Happy New Year, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2015 04:44 AM (KCxzN)

1163 Ancestry.com offers free thirty day trials, which is more than enough time to do many generations worth of searches, but you're limited to one family "line" and don't get the same "support" a paying customer gets. It's pretty cool to see names/details from way back when. One of my wife's g-g-g-g-fathers was listed as traveling on a ship to the US, with five bucks in his pocket, working as the ship locksmith on the way over, then worked for a lens maker for his whole life. She'd never heard of him, but he was the first step to her being born here, not in some poor Urals village somewhere.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2015 04:49 AM (2cS/G)

1164 Resolutions: No more cake and bacon for breakfast. Get more sleep. Stop bullshitting around at work. Strictly business! Ass, meet exercise. Appreciate the positive people in my life and don't bitch so much myself. Volunteer for a good cause. Thanks, Vic, for the morning news. Look forward to it every day.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 01, 2015 04:49 AM (c+gwp)

1165 I resolve to dissolve.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 01, 2015 04:50 AM (ISLdK)

1166 Mein Freund is here and we went on a nice walk around the town hall park yesterday at -11C. I made him drink Kuerbisbier after dinner. Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps You'd think you had better things to do than forcing shitty beer on him and making him do laps in the snow. Did you happen to shaving his head while you were at it? (old joke , what are they going to do shave my head and send me on x deployment?!)

Posted by: somejoe at January 01, 2015 04:50 AM (LvVQC)

1167 Most labeling is already bi lingual.  Trial lawyers!   Pick up anything at a hardware store.  All bi lingual.  Even the signs in Home Depot, bi lingual.



I guess when the only workers at your site are Latino's, you need them to know what to get at da sto.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 04:51 AM (0FSuD)

1168 Good morning MO-rons! Happy new year! Well it's day one so back to the food and alcohol restrictions for diabetics routine for me. But there may be a slight reprieve...the oldest boy leaves for Okinawa tomorrow and tonight he wants burgers, dogs and wings. HA! Winning!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2015 04:51 AM (60Vyp)

1169 Will no one rid us of this meddlesome thread by posting a new one? Perty Pitcher, anything? Please?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at January 01, 2015 04:51 AM (OBxdH)

1170 1101 Hot sauce maker shits on Obama's fascist FDA with the new required label. One of those billion regulation pages. http://is.gd/dNz8Ac Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 08:50 AM (u9gzs) That was great. Ridicule is an important weapon against tyranny.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2015 04:53 AM (sdi6R)

1171 I might start eating bacon for breakfast. I don't weigh enough. I'm not trying to annoy anyone that has to watch their weight but I do too. I don't have a big appetite. I have 5 piles of pastry my friend brought me from NYE party last night & only ate 2 small cookies.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 04:56 AM (sj3Ax)

1172 I resolve to tolerate fucking cockersuckers less and less in the new year.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 01, 2015 04:56 AM (kHxXF)

1173 Just as a reminder, AoSHQ Platinum members have already had the morning thread, and Ben's dump. Best ten bucks a year I ever spent. Well, except for that massage that I got in Peruvia in 87.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 01, 2015 04:56 AM (Kr/1Z)

1174 Actually, I have seen tri-lingual information on packages. English, Spanish, and Kaybecker.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 01, 2015 04:56 AM (brIR5)

1175 ugh The day after in the New Year's Eve thread... puddle of vomit in the corner... Someone pissed in the plants. Beer cans everywhere. and Dear God! naked Lena Dunham passed out in the toilet.... which one of you morons....*ulp* I think I'm gonna be sick.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2015 04:57 AM (KBvAm)

1176 Vic, Thank you for news links all these years. Why aren't you a morning COB?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 04:57 AM (sj3Ax)

1177 @1163

My wife finished her DAR app about two years ago and that was fascinating.  The DAR office in DC has millions of records.  Their library is really cool.



I am lucky to have a very uncommon last name and ancestors that mostly stayed in Virginia, still they got here in 1640, so there is a lot of stuff to track down.



VA has all court house records on line.  After the War of Northern Aggression, when the Yankees burned a lot of court houses, they started centralizing the records in Richmond.



It is pretty cool to go to the old court house in Montross, which did not get burned down, and read the ORIGINAL court docs from the 1600's



In Virginia, my family are considered new comers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 04:58 AM (0FSuD)

1178 I'm an idiot for not asking what channel Twilight Zone marathon was on last night. I just watched One on Syfy & now on second. I forgot how much I liked it.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 05:02 AM (sj3Ax)

1179 In Virginia, my family are considered new comers. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 09:58 AM (0FSuD) ****** #Firstworldproblems

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at January 01, 2015 05:02 AM (OBxdH)

1180 1176 Vic,
Thank you for news links all these years.
Why aren't you a morning COB?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 09:57 AM (sj3Ax)


A few years ago Ace opened up for some new weekend COBs (there are some rules for those).  He doesn't do that very often.  I have never edited HTML and as delicate as this site is I was worried I would crash it and lock it up.  When that happens it takes Pixy from NZ to fix it and due to time zone differences that can take a while.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 05:02 AM (u9gzs)

1181 Just fried the bacon for seasoning the collards. Second cup of coffee w/o alcohol. Too early? And by the way, Mrs. E says I am wasting entirely too much time typing. Thus, I am taking the w out of my name. Hence it will be Eromero vice Erowmero. Times change and we must adapt.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2015 05:03 AM (go5uR)

1182 Is it safe to assume at this point that all the COB's are either hungover or still drunk?

Posted by: Old Dog at January 01, 2015 05:04 AM (tQYJH)

1183 Morning all. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2015 05:04 AM (nzKvP)

1184 This is a Holiday so weekend rules apply (I think).  There may be a misunderstanding on that.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 05:05 AM (u9gzs)

1185 I'll pass this on. Wounded Warrior Project is a fraud.



http://tinyurl.com/plge6yj

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:07 AM (0FSuD)

1186 Ero, I'm with you. Efficiency first!

Posted by: Singer Davis at January 01, 2015 05:07 AM (xq1UY)

1187 BTW Morons, I will be hitting the road for this weekend tomorrow. I will probably get the links in Friday Morning but I will be out of touch on Sat and Sun morning.  I will be at a Lake House with no computer access. My phone doesn't even work very well there.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 05:08 AM (u9gzs)

1188 @1187

So this means Ben will have to do the dumb without your input.


I see trouble ahead. 

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:10 AM (0FSuD)

1189 1185 WWP???


They just built a house for a disabled vet here in SC not too long ago.  He was from NYC originally but when he got out of the hospital he wanted to move to SC and they helped him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 05:10 AM (u9gzs)

1190 Hot damn, just got over freezing in CLT.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:11 AM (0FSuD)

1191 Time to go fix some lunch.  bbl folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 01, 2015 05:12 AM (u9gzs)

1192 Not so much a resolution as a goal: to be a better marksman. I want to do an Appleseed in May.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2015 05:13 AM (+Jpqc)

1193 In Virginia, my family are considered new comers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 09:58 AM (0FSuD)


Knew a guy a little further south from where I think you are that in Virginia said when a expedition approved by the King to open some new land stepped off the boat, his (English) ancestors were there to greet them as they had already been settled there (illegally) for years, having migrated from an existing settlement in VA.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at January 01, 2015 05:14 AM (fL/7/)

1194 My phone doesn't even work very well there.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2015 10:08 AM (u9gzs)


Vic , thanks for all you do and enjoy the (temporary) lack of constant communication.  Happy Hew Year to you and yours!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at January 01, 2015 05:16 AM (fL/7/)

1195 Mush, corgis!

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2015 05:16 AM (sdi6R)

1196 when the Yankees burned a lot of court houses, they started centralizing the records in Richmond. - The Yankees burned Richmond, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 01, 2015 05:19 AM (LImiJ)

1197 Vic, It's more than time zone difference for Pixy to fix things! I don't think you are in Yahoo group email list, Maetenloch sent one a few months ago about Port 1080 & people not being able to read comments at work & others accidentally banned. He said that Pixy hadn't replied to emails in more than two months. Blog broke Monday May 12 & Pixy didn't fix that issue until after Election Day. Happy New Year, Vic. How is grandchild born in late 2013/early 2014?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2015 05:23 AM (sj3Ax)

1198 Knew a guy a little further south from where I think you are that in Virginia said when a expedition approved by the King to open some new land stepped off the boat, his (English) ancestors were there to greet them as they had already been settled there (illegally) for years, having migrated from an existing settlement in VA.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2015 10:14 AM (fL/7/)


Most Virginia people, especially Eastern Va, where people first landed, simply don't give a shit about most of it.  Now in Richmond, that's another story.  We landed in Westmoreland Co, same as the Lees and Washingtons, on the Northern Neck.   Pretty poor area now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:23 AM (0FSuD)

1199 Most Virginia people, especially Eastern Va, where people first landed, simply don't give a shit about most of it. Now in Richmond, that's another story. We landed in Westmoreland Co, same as the Lees and Washingtons, on the Northern Neck. Pretty poor area now. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 10:23 AM (0FSuD) My fathers ancestors landed in Charles City County Va. between 1625-50.....tracing back to that point is the hard part.

Posted by: BignJames at January 01, 2015 05:27 AM (j7iSn)

1200 My fathers ancestors landed in Charles City County Va. between 1625-50.....tracing back to that point is the hard part.

Posted by: BignJames at January 01, 2015 10:27 AM (j7iSn)


The Jefferson Room in the Library of Congress has all sorts of good stuff.  I lost the direct line after the Revolutionary war.  My family stayed in Westmoreland county and moved to Caroline Co, across the river in the late 1800.  I can get to The War, my great grandfather was a Sgt in Army of N VA.,  but the early 1800 are still missing.   I'll have to make a trip up there, everyone is still buried there, including my parents and grandparents.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:40 AM (0FSuD)

1201 The Yankees burned Richmond, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 01, 2015 10:19 AM (LImiJ)


They didn't put anything in Richmond till the ashes cooled down.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2015 05:41 AM (0FSuD)

1202 1185 I'll pass this on. Wounded Warrior Project is a fraud. http://tinyurl.com/plge6yj Damn. I had a feeling, though. The better-produced and more bathetic the commercials, the more likely the CEO is rolling around on his bed of money, giggling at people's naivete. Also, did not know about the anti 2A stance.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 01, 2015 05:52 AM (c+gwp)

1203 I promise to bang my wife, Morgan Fairchild, at least 4 times per week.

Yeah, that's the ticket...

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at January 01, 2015 06:43 AM (lAiyV)

1204 My resolutions: write more, cook something new every month, and have people over more often. . . . and find a duffel bag stuffed with hundred-dollar bills hidden in a culvert.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 01, 2015 06:46 AM (kes01)

1205 Then Katy said: Quit looking at my boobs YOU SEXIST PIG !

Posted by: ron n. at January 01, 2015 11:28 AM (YVQn/)

1206 Katy's voice isn't what it used to be. It's all there, but she should take a rest from touring, work with a good vocal coach. Her voice is sounding a bit brittle these days.

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at January 01, 2015 05:45 PM (2/oBD)

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