December 31, 2011

Happy Godzilla New Year's Eve
— Dave in Texas

Does it make sense? No. Is it awesome?

Yes.

My favorite Christmas tree ornament packed away today.

Happy New Year you dorks. It's been a great year. 2012 will be even better because you'll still have me.

BOC, under the fold..


ALSO! Pick your football picks, you dummies. I hate you all and I can't wait to hate you even more in 2012. Be safe dear goofballs.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 01:38 PM | Comments (395)
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1 Happy New Year!

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2011 01:39 PM (mjR67)

2 Had to get that over with now because I may be too drunk to type it later.

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2011 01:40 PM (mjR67)

3

Dave - good call brother.

 

Posted by: Journolist at December 31, 2011 01:40 PM (szbkL)

4 Godzilla = the monsterification of the USAAF.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2011 01:45 PM (sEvRn)

5 I always suspected Mohammed Ali was the guy inside the rubber Godzilla suit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 01:50 PM (niZvt)

6 Happy New Year, everyone!  Be safe, and have loads of fun.  Here is to 2012 being a wonderful year, and the last year with Obama as president.

Posted by: KennyM at December 31, 2011 01:52 PM (hQJA+)

7 I always think of PGiS's son when I see Godzilla.

Happy New Year to her and that marvelous young 'un.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 01:52 PM (SsG4J)

8 Haven't been on here today, so don't know if this has come up much today, but there is a link in the sidebar from Arthur K to some Kurt Schlichter parenting hint tweets. Hilarious and great. It warms the cockles of my heart to know that there are still parents like this out there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2011 01:53 PM (KF7Dh)

9

already 2012 here...fireworks and drunken pub goers for another hour or two.

 

Happy New Year all ya'll

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 01:54 PM (wfJkW)

10 Oh, and if you don't want your children to grow up to be like those whiny, wimpy little twits in the occupy movement, follow those parenting hints.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2011 01:54 PM (KF7Dh)

11 Pretty cool ornament for sure.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 01:54 PM (HPcQF)

12 I just heard it was bad luck to say Happy New Year until after it's New Years...anyone else heard that?

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2011 01:55 PM (F26bS)

13 It's 2012 in Europe already! And 600 AD in the Middle Easr...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 01:55 PM (niZvt)

14 East, too

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 01:55 PM (niZvt)

15 2011 blew chunks, 2012 isn't shaping up to be much better. Taking on a smack habit is looking more and more like a good idea.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2011 01:55 PM (6pkV7)

16

Happy New Year to all , even Ace !

Check out this vid (careful if epilectic) and read all the comments for back in the day goodness http://tinyurl.com/6echbn 

I hoist a glass in all your honor's while lurking on the ONT and especially right now. Salute !

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 01:56 PM (7U2lm)

17 12 I just heard it was bad luck to say Happy New Year until after it's New Years...anyone else heard that? Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2011 06:55 PM (F26bS) HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CANADAVE!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 01:57 PM (niZvt)

18 I always liked the Mothra song by the two little girls who lived in the clam shell. Moth -er RA!!!!

Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 01:57 PM (iTfHR)

19

@15

I'm with you.  Know any good alleys or crack houses?

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 01:58 PM (HPcQF)

20

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, CANADAVE!

Thanks CoolCzech...Happy New Years to you to!!!!!

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2011 01:58 PM (F26bS)

21 Oh no, thel go Tokyo, Godzirra !!!

Posted by: Kim Jung-Il at December 31, 2011 01:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

22 Gotta go play cards for a while...back later...

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2011 01:59 PM (F26bS)

23

Beer, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Journolist at December 31, 2011 01:59 PM (szbkL)

24

13

oh, yeah. and that's probably being generous

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 01:59 PM (wfJkW)

25 Did Godzilla just play air guitar???

Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 01:59 PM (iTfHR)

26 18 I always liked the Mothra song by the two little girls who lived in the clam shell. Moth -er RA!!!! Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (iTfHR) When I was dating my wife in Korea, we went to a sacred shrine in the mountains for lunch. A tiny pair of Japanese twins climbed out of the basket and sang a song to my penis.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:00 PM (niZvt)

27 Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 06:56 PM (7U2lm)

Salute! Now quitcher damn lurkin'! 

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:00 PM (SsG4J)

28 In the meantime, there's the Twilight Zone Marathon ...

It's GOOOOD that I watched that ...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 02:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

29 I'm telling you this song could use more cowbell.

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at December 31, 2011 02:01 PM (GZitp)

30 Tammy,  have PGiS been around recently?  I hope we didn't lose another 'ette...

Posted by: Alex at December 31, 2011 02:02 PM (doww8)

31 I have seen PGIS post not that long ago, but sh definitely seems to have cut back on her AOSHQ time.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:03 PM (niZvt)

32 Tammy,  have PGiS been around recently?

 I don't daywalk much, but she sure hasn't been on the ONT lately.  


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:03 PM (SsG4J)

33 In fact, I think PGIS posted like yesterday.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:04 PM (niZvt)

34 Ruby's Soul Food used to be a little joint in the Kansas City ghetto.  Talk about good southern-fried cookin.  Ruby was a little ole' black lady that required reservations.  Us downtown lawyers used to show up every Friday for lunch, but my wife and I walked in one time about 1:30 in the afternoon w/o a reservation and boy did Ruby give us a butt-chewing.  But, after all was said and done, we were hugging Ruby and promising to come back.  $7 all you could eat.  I wonder if she's still there.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:05 PM (HPcQF)

35 Well, that's a relief, CoolCzech...y'all give her my best of you see her during the day! I miss her and hearing about her boy. He seems like such a cool kid.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:05 PM (SsG4J)

36 Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: osoloco at December 31, 2011 02:07 PM (FRZGg)

37 boy did Ruby give us a butt-chewing

Miss Ruby was trying to instill some manners in your rude asses.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:07 PM (SsG4J)

38 Gojira will pungeon us come the new year. He and Dada-Seijin, specimen 5, 6.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 31, 2011 02:07 PM (Rp2n7)

39

@37

 

Damn right she was.  The place was empty, but she required a f*ckin reservation.  Never made that mistake again.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:08 PM (HPcQF)

40 If we had more women like Miss Ruby, men would be better behaved, and the world be an infinitely better place.

And I am not trying to say men cause all the trouble at all, just that most women don't expect and bring out the best in them many more, and we're seeing the results of it.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:12 PM (SsG4J)

41 Awesome.  Love the ornament and the song too.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 02:13 PM (s7mIC)

42 Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)
When no one (male or female) is expected to live up to any sort of standards, civilization inevitably declines, rather rapidly.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 02:15 PM (i3+c5)

43 Jaws on Spike.

Dundundundundundundun

Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 02:16 PM (HBqDo)

44 Hrothgar, yes, exactly!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:16 PM (SsG4J)

45 Fab 50 Blog Awards For 2011...

The envelope, please...

The Sweater-Full-of-Mischief Award for Humorous News Blogging:
Ace o' Spades

Posted by: FORGER at December 31, 2011 02:17 PM (mOkSe)

46

@40

Tammy

 

I agree wholeheartedly.  It dawned on me immediately, as she yelled at me, what an asshole I had been.  And I loved her even more.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:17 PM (HPcQF)

47 43 Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J) When no one (male or female) is expected to live up to any sort of standards, civilization inevitably declines, rather rapidly. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:15 PM (i3+c5) Well, sheet... The ONT pretty much proves THAT theory, don't it??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:17 PM (niZvt)

48 Hit 71F this afternoon in central OK, Mrs L Rob's outta town, supper's done, the Tanqueray and tonic has been tested and approved.  Bring on the ONT!  Hi, Tammy, chemjeff, jjs, coolczech, etc, etc.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 02:20 PM (7yvLv)

49 Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 06:56 PM (7U2lm)

Salute! Now quitcher damn lurkin'! 

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (SsG4J)

F'Realz! Ohio is underrepresented here (that's a word, right?)

You're not from Toledo, are you?

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 02:21 PM (LVLea)

50 BOC was one of the first bands to incorporate lasers into their live shows. I recall Buck Dharma firing off laser bursts from the neck end of his guitar -- they looked to be in the 40 watt range.
 
Ahh the 70s, when you could get enough THC into your bloodstream to fail today's blood tests just by attending an indoor concert. Now they search you to see if you are toting any trans fat products.
 
Now git off my lawn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2011 02:23 PM (bvXGR)

51 You're clearly a good man, Dave!

Happy New Year, L Rob! Did you do the dishes after supper or are ya savin' 'em for the Mrs ??? 

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:23 PM (SsG4J)

52 I so seriously want that ornament. Now I am on a quest! All Hail the Lizard King. (oops Jim Morrison reference)

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 02:23 PM (nOFwj)

53 By the way, after I moved from K.C., I heard that Ruby's burned to the ground.  She had no insurance.  The local bar association raised the money so she could rebuild, so the next time you want to cuss lawyers, remember that.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:24 PM (HPcQF)

54 G'evening y'all.  Happy early New Year!

Is it too early to start keep drinking?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 02:24 PM (/izg2)

55 Happy New Year's all. May the monkey of good fortune fling much feces in your path...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 02:24 PM (Qjh0I)

56 2011 -  Good riddance!

Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2011 02:24 PM (4lyMJ)

57 Dear SCOAMF, number your days, bro. How many days until he is tossed to the curb?

In other news, I'd like a name of the guy in Texas who tried to board a plane with explosives today. No names make me wonder about the Irish.

Happy New Year, y'all.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 02:24 PM (baL2B)

58 When I was dating my wife in Korea, we went to a sacred shrine in the mountains for lunch. A tiny pair of Japanese twins climbed out of the basket and sang a song to my penis.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (niZvt)

Sounds like someone needs to lay off the peyote.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 02:25 PM (uuOfy)

59

@56

ditto

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:25 PM (HPcQF)

60

Happy New Year, L Rob! Did you do the dishes after supper or are ya savin' 'em for the Mrs ???

Nah, I did 'em.  She's not coming home for another two weeks and I don't think we've got enough dishes to last until then.  Forks, maybe.  Heck, chili can be eaten out of a can, right?  Fruit, too. What was that about standards and civilization?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 02:26 PM (7yvLv)

61

This one is for Christmas and all Christians, so I denounce myself, but just listen

http://tinyurl.com/6vx5jxr 

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 02:26 PM (7U2lm)

62 YEAH KIND OF A CRAZY YEAR, RIGHT GUYS? (Damn caps lock!!, too lazy to go back) Anyway, I don't post all that often, but you regulars keep me sane, thanks guys. Even tiny little Jeff B., bless his heart.

Posted by: Max Power at December 31, 2011 02:28 PM (+wxCD)

63

@62 Tom

Thanks, that is beautiful.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:29 PM (HPcQF)

64 Very pretty, Tom in Ohio. One of my favorites.

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 02:31 PM (P6QsQ)

65 Very glad to see 2011 be history.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 02:31 PM (baL2B)

66

You know, no matter how much 2011 sucked, if you live in and are a citizen of the United States of America, you are one lucky SOB, SCOAMF notwithstanding.

Thank you God for letting me be born in America!

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:32 PM (HPcQF)

67 Hi L Rob! How's the winter weather out there? I attended field artillery officer school at FT Sill in June/July of '85... I still remember that when you walked out of the air conditioned officer's quarters, the air was so hot my nose literally burned.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:33 PM (niZvt)

68 @68: AMEN.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:34 PM (niZvt)

69 Thanks Tom..... one of my favorites as well.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:34 PM (SsG4J)

70 Happy New Year to all our deployed service men and women spending New Year's Eve in countries and/or bases where alcohol is not allowed.  My army son emailed me today to wish me happy new year, and said right about now he would strangle his own mother for a glass of whiskey.  I said, HEY - I'm your mother!

September 2012 can't come fast enough. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 02:35 PM (P6QsQ)

71 Happy New Year and best wishes for a safe, healthy, and successful 2012!

Posted by: Isophorone at December 31, 2011 02:35 PM (X/T/+)

72 @68: AMEN.

Eleventy!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:35 PM (SsG4J)

73 Thank you, Tom in Ohio. Beautiful.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 02:36 PM (baL2B)

74

@72

mama winger

God bless your son, and God bless you!

 

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:37 PM (HPcQF)

75 That's not a Godzilla song.  THIS is a Godzilla song: 

http://tinyurl.com/888s6s2

Posted by: you've got to admit it goes a lot better with the video at December 31, 2011 02:37 PM (hCNHw)

76 Thank you Dave. God's richest blessing upon you and yours in the year ahead.

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 02:37 PM (P6QsQ)

77 and said right about now he would strangle his own mother for a glass of whiskey.  I said, HEY - I'm your mother!

LOL. Oops!

Posted by: Retread at December 31, 2011 02:38 PM (joSBv)

78

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 07:26 PM (7U2lm)

Very nice! As a guitar and saxophone player, I've always argued that the human voice is the most beautiful musical instrument. I wish I possessed that talent!

And as Bach once said, "The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul."

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 02:38 PM (LVLea)

79

72

 

thank you, mamawinger!  at least i can drink here. 

 

God bless and keep your son safe

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (wfJkW)

80

mama winger, I can't say it any better than Dave.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (SsG4J)

81 Long time lurker here. My New Year's resolution is to join in the carnage of the ONT and quit being a wallflower. Besides, I figure you can always use another 'ette around here.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (M28NS)

82 Merry New Year ya jack wagons! On the sweater mischief front, I went to the gun shop from that radio ad post yesterday. Small shop, nice guys running the place. PACKED with customers. warms the heart it does.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (EV5/9)

83 >>>I said, HEY - I'm your mother! ROTFL!

Posted by: Max Power at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (+wxCD)

84 Happy New Year to All Morons.

Drinking Woodford Reserve tonight, eating chili with Fritos Scoops.


Posted by: (Famous Original) My Sharia Moor at December 31, 2011 02:39 PM (KZi9D)

85

@83 Fappachina

 

Stand by for the boobie pics requests, but you already knew that.

 

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:40 PM (HPcQF)

86 The Classic Apollo 8 Christmas Message: http://tinyurl.com/86km4cg Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year, Everyone!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:40 PM (niZvt)

87

@86

 

Ah, a fellow gourmet.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:41 PM (HPcQF)

88 My New Year's resolution is to join in the carnage of the ONT and quit being a wallflower. Besides, I figure you can always use another 'ette around here.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 07:39 PM (M28NS)

Oh hell yea, and you get a special award for epic nic-ness!!! I lol'd!!! 

Happy New Year and a very warm welcome to you! (And that'll get much warmer, as I'm sure you're aware!)

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:42 PM (SsG4J)

89

2012 is the year of the unknown for me.

New job in a new town starting 1/16/12.

I pray my house here sells quickly and we're able to buy something new with ease.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:43 PM (m9e9j)

90 I pray my house here sells quickly and we're able to buy something new with ease.

I'll join you in that prayer!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:44 PM (SsG4J)

91

ScottJ - moving to southeastern state, right?

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 02:44 PM (wfJkW)

92 Dave, Love BOC!!! Thanks! Happy New Year everyone! See ya on the flipside! Be safe!

Posted by: poljunkie at December 31, 2011 02:44 PM (XuiJf)

93 While hollywood obsesses over vampires and warewolves - they should do a Godzilla revamp.

Posted by: Luminous vinegar at December 31, 2011 02:45 PM (O7ksG)

94 BOC?

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:45 PM (HPcQF)

95 94, Alabama to South Carolina. So culturally it won't be all that different.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:45 PM (m9e9j)

96 2011 was a horrible year for me. 2012 isn't going to be better. What I really need is a do over of 2011.

Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 02:46 PM (iTfHR)

97 BOC? Blue Oyster Cult

Posted by: poljunkie at December 31, 2011 02:47 PM (XuiJf)

98 What can I say? The nIc was inspired by all of you. This place has kept me sane for the last 4 years. Don't know what I would have done without this place and all of the people who inhabit my laptop.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 02:47 PM (M28NS)

99 96 While hollywood obsesses over vampires and warewolves - they should do a Godzilla revamp. Posted by: Luminous vinegar at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (O7ksG) Not so sure about that: the last one from Hollywood sucked.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:47 PM (niZvt)

100 @98 Bwahahaha

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 02:48 PM (/izg2)

101

Most excellent, CoolCzech.

 

got something in my eye or something

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 02:48 PM (LVLea)

102

@98 Scott

Well, at least you'll  be getting away from all that Roll Tide bullshit.

>ducks and runs<

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:48 PM (HPcQF)

103

BOC = Blue Oyster Cult! My all-time favorite band!

Happy new year M&Ms!

Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2011 02:48 PM (EbYrW)

104

103, do tell? I'm somewhat familiar with SC since my wife's family all live in North Charleston. We've visited plenty.

Of course we're moving upstate so it may be a mite different.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:49 PM (m9e9j)

105

@100 poly

Well, if I'm the Dave you're referring to, you've got me good and confused, but then again I'm on my 7th beer.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 02:50 PM (HPcQF)

106 BOC = Blue Oyster Cult! My all-time favorite band! Also known as Soft white underbelly in the late 70's and 80's. ( im aging myself)…(club shows)

Posted by: poljunkie at December 31, 2011 02:50 PM (XuiJf)

107

ScottJ- just pcs'd from SC.  beautiful state. if you get to Charleston, make sure to eat at Tommy Condon's, Hyman's, and Buccaneer.  Gilligan's in Mt Pleasant

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 02:50 PM (wfJkW)

108

105, yeah I'll be right across the lake from Clemson though and Dabo Sweeny is the worst kind of bammer scum.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:50 PM (m9e9j)

109

>>Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:47 PM (niZvt)

I went to FA Gunnery School at Sill as an enlisted in '79.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 02:51 PM (HBqDo)

110 @107: Welcome to the family, Fappachina! Happy New Year!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 02:51 PM (niZvt)

111 2011 was so bad that I embraced the Mayan 2012 calendar predictions a year early. I am better now and look forward to the lamentations of the Democrats in 2012. ABO 2012.

I also look forward to Urban Meyer's defeat on Monday (this is from a FSU Seminole with one Gator son. We despise the Urban Weasel-face in this house).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 02:51 PM (baL2B)

112 I drove past a few signs for Seneca SC en route to Atlanta over Christmas. Not sure how close I-85 is to the actual city, but the area we drove through was great.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 02:51 PM (Qjh0I)

113 As an Auburn man I don't think I'm going to like the Chik-Fil-A bowl much.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:52 PM (m9e9j)

114

Why no cheerleader pics?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2011 02:53 PM (WHBt7)

115 Well, if I'm the Dave you're referring to, you've got me good and confused, but then again I'm on my 7th beer. Sorry, it was Dave in Texas! Happy New Year and enjoy the 8th!

Posted by: poljunkie at December 31, 2011 02:53 PM (XuiJf)

116 Happy New Year! You know this is the last one ever, right?

Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 02:53 PM (ucERL)

117

@15

I'm with you.  Know any good alleys or crack houses?

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:58 PM (HPcQF)


I think we can work something out.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 02:53 PM (s7mIC)

118 Actually, politically, I think 2011 wasn't all that bad.  When put in perspective, of course.

Compared to 2008, 2009 and 2010, 2011 was downright rosy.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 02:54 PM (s7mIC)

119 114 Fappachina... who is your candidate?

Have you picked one yet?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 31, 2011 07:51 PM (qjUnn)


And this was going so well......

/

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 02:54 PM (/izg2)

120

117, I think it's about 30 minutes North of I-85. Small town. I'm looking forward to that.

The wife and I were full timers in Auburn for 4 years. Birmingham isn't that big but we sometimes miss the small town life.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 02:55 PM (m9e9j)

121 Godzilla movies made by non-Japanese people suck.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 02:55 PM (rCEvh)

122 2011 was the first good year for me since 2008. New(er) car New job New house New friends Finished projects New hobby and having the same gal. Here is hoping 2012 is even better.

Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2011 02:55 PM (JEVge)

123  
  Happy New Year, all.  Quick in and out to wish y'all that.

  A pity you can't SEE this house, it's an orgy of food and a riot of joy. There are kids, adults, dogs and cats in profusion.

  Can't hardly wait for the fireworks.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2011 02:56 PM (SAMxH)

124 Drinking Birra Moretti - goes good with cigs.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 02:56 PM (JrmHr)

125 I've liked Perry for a long time. Always hoped he'd run. Guess we'll have to see how things turn out. He sure didn't do himself any favors in the debates. Ugh.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 02:56 PM (M28NS)

126

To anyone starting a new job and trying to sell a house. Chillax and have a great time this evening and I hope that all goes well in your new year Scott

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 02:57 PM (7U2lm)

127 Iron gramps that sounds very cool. All the best.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 02:57 PM (JrmHr)

128 #46, when you go there, drop down to the Best Post of the Year by Paco.  It's Washington's letter to Obama.  An instant classic!

Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (UB0uc)

129 Cool. (Try to buy a house with a stream in the backyard, fresh water for after the apocalypse plus funky colored rocks, win-win.) 

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (Qjh0I)

130 yeah I'll be right across the lake from Clemson

You may be in for a little culture shock if your only experience of SC is Charleston and you're moving to the northeast part of the state. Just sayin'.

And you are advised to keep your Auburn shit well hid. You have new Tigers now.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (SsG4J)

131

Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 07:53 PM (ucERL

So you guys ever going to build some new cities? Sheesh...

Posted by: HH at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (KB0hv)

132 I've got 8 beers down the hatch and am about to hit the road to check on the police sobriety checkpoints. I like to make sure the cops are doing what they are supposed to be doing. Be back in a bit.

Posted by: Man With The Worst New Years Eve Plan Ever at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (ucERL)

133 Who else is eating black-eyed peas tonight?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (rCEvh)

134 Red Alert! down to 3 grits.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 02:58 PM (JrmHr)

135 Happy New Year, irongrampa! You're starting it out right!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 02:59 PM (SsG4J)

136 Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 07:53 PM (ucERL So you guys ever going to build some new cities? Sheesh... -------------------------------- You guys haven't found all our old ones yet. Sheesh........:-)

Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 02:59 PM (ucERL)

137

131, thanks but I'm also deathly ill so no libations or fireworks for me.

If Auburn starts stinking it up I'll drop two NyQuil liqui caps and be asleep by 10PM

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 03:00 PM (m9e9j)

138

Lurker here.

I thought I'd just say that I really enjoy you morons / ettes!

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Hobo from heck at December 31, 2011 03:00 PM (QE/BE)

139 Being home for news years eve is awesome. The real party starts tomorrow in LA.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:00 PM (JrmHr)

140

I usually do a filet of tenderloin on New Years eve. But I am living in exile and alone away from the family this time around.  In Texas.  I'm not knocking Texas with the exile stuff, in fact I see a good possibility that in 2012 (Damn...just got used to writing 2011) the family will be joining me down here.  Hope we don't tip Texas over.

So since it is just me here I am making my grandmother's old Senate bean soup recipe with a loaf of crusty Italian bread.  It's one of those recipes where I had to google things like hock or shank to figure out what to buy.  This recipe is better than the real Senate bean soup served in DC. 

Here's why:

The ingredients of this bean soup were actually bought and prepared within an actual budget.  Mine.  The soup goes well with my bread instead of trying to take all my bread.  In this recipe only the beans get soaked not the taxpayers. 

And since my New Years resolution that I made twelve years ago is to never make resolutions, I've got bacon, smokes, coffee, beer, Value-Rite, porn, hookers and lurking here to get me past my resolution cravings.

Have a great night all!

 

Posted by: PugBoo at December 31, 2011 03:00 PM (Q5fHc)

141 Hi Fappachina and welcome!  Good to see you here!

you wouldn't perchance be single and hawt, would you?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:00 PM (s7mIC)

142 #46, when you go there, drop down to the Best Post of the Year by Paco.  It's Washington's letter to Obama.  An instant classic!

Seconded. In fact here's a direct link:

http://tinyurl.com/8xcnanc

Posted by: Retread at December 31, 2011 03:02 PM (joSBv)

143 Crap, posting on an I Phone is a pain in the ass. Curse you Steve Jobs!

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 03:02 PM (M28NS)

144 #138 I eat them New Years Day, along with greens. Erinn's aunt cooks them up. However there is an extra treat this year- her pralines with a new ingredient. Bacon.

Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2011 03:02 PM (JEVge)

145 Howdy and Happy New Year, Hobo from heck!

All y'all lurkers need to stop lurking. You will never, ever say anything stupider than I have, so quit worrying about it, and just start posting already.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 03:03 PM (SsG4J)

146 Awww.  Godzilla should stay up at least through twelfth night.

Posted by: SarahW at December 31, 2011 03:03 PM (LYwCh)

147

Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 07:59 PM (ucERL)

Heh...

So when does your new calendar come out?

Posted by: HH at December 31, 2011 03:03 PM (KB0hv)

148 So, will Sherlock be having sex with the naked chick? See, trailer #2: http://sherlockology.tumblr.com/post/15080340608/2011review You would think that if he is truly inquisitive he would have to do the nasty at least once. I've always thought of him as asexual.

Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 03:03 PM (iTfHR)

149 Capps Gina - that's how the iPhone brain processes The coolest handle ever ----- Frappachina.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:03 PM (JrmHr)

150

145, how far from the fam?

Our plan is the wife and kids are going to stay here until the house sells or the school year ends whichever comes first.

I've picked out a nice-looking duplex 5 miles from the new gig. Just have to see it in person before I sign but I likely will.

It's 5-ish hours from here to there so the wife said she hopes we can see each other at least once a month.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 03:04 PM (m9e9j)

151 oh no! there goes tokyo! go go godzilla!

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 03:04 PM (Ho2rs)

152 NTGEO Aftermath: Population Zero - Envisioning what Earth would be like if all 6.6billion humans suddenly disappeared.
Is this some new form of Lefty porn?
WTF?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 03:04 PM (HBqDo)

153 Un-fucking-believable. I just went to my Fantasy Football to do one last check in before the league closes down for good (last week was the Championship week) and it turns out I WON my third-place matchup after a stat adjustment was made granting the SF defense another sack. Went from losing by .20 to winning by 1.8.
200 smackers!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 03:05 PM (Qjh0I)

154 You want cool? I'll give you some cool: Pretty sure the same Japanese stuntman who played Godzilla was later also the first Ultra-Man.

Posted by: Mike D. at December 31, 2011 03:05 PM (p8QOg)

155 No, chemjeff. Not single. As for the hotness, you'd have to ask the Fappachino.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 03:05 PM (M28NS)

156 Van Morrison ---- Here comes the night - excellent tune.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:06 PM (JrmHr)

157 When Deputy Atty General Ogden announced the creation of Fast and Furious (not by name - but that is what it was) on March 24, 2009 guess who was standing right next to him on the stage, and I mean right next to him. Why Janet Napolotano - who in congressional testimony swore she had never heard of any such thing.

That is her white sleeve on the left of the screen.

http://tinyurl.com/6s3f9p2

Posted by: An Observation at December 31, 2011 03:07 PM (ylhEn)

158 oh no! there goes tokyo!

Well crap, now you gave away the ending.  Thanks a lot.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:07 PM (s7mIC)

159 I usually do the other half of the tenderloin on NYears eve too.   This year the boys wanted assorted cheezles  and light hors d'oeuvres. At least I think that's what they said.

Posted by: SarahW at December 31, 2011 03:08 PM (LYwCh)

160 one drink away from telling everyone I Love them.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:08 PM (JrmHr)

161 one drink away from telling everyone I Love them.

You're cool, I believe you told us last night, too.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 03:10 PM (SsG4J)

162 Chemjeff waz up?

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:10 PM (JrmHr)

163

 

Red Alert! down to 3 grits.

 

That won't do.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2011 03:10 PM (WHBt7)

164 Jornolist WHAZZAP

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:10 PM (s7mIC)

165 Hey Pugboo, hope Texas is as good for you as it has been for me and my family. Almost 20 years in the DFW area with NO plans to leave.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 31, 2011 03:12 PM (w3YD7)

166 At 7 pm CST, the neighborhood mortar company began an intensive celebratory barrage.  We've been in drought mode for the past year so I hope the goobers have their umbrella/homeowners liability insurance paid current.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 03:12 PM (4q5tP)

167 Just emailed CDRM begging for a Scarlett Johanssen Ont pic.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:12 PM (JrmHr)

168 155

145, how far from the fam?

Our plan is the wife and kids are going to stay here until the house sells or the school year ends whichever comes first.

I've picked out a nice-looking duplex 5 miles from the new gig. Just have to see it in person before I sign but I likely will.

It's 5-ish hours from here to there so the wife said she hopes we can see each other at least once a month.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 08:04 PM (m9e9j)

 

Golden CO

Yeah, there's even a time zone difference. 

Our plan is to have us back together down here at some point in the coming year.  She needs another 3-4 months at her job before she qualifies for a transfer.  That would be great because her company is here too.

Posted by: PugBoo at December 31, 2011 03:13 PM (Q5fHc)

169 Paul 22, romney 24 in DSM poll. I think Paul has got this in the bag to sink the iowa cockuses.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 31, 2011 03:13 PM (FKQng)

170 That is her white sleeve on the left of the screen.

I'm not doubting you, but how can you tell that's her from the video?

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 03:14 PM (P6QsQ)

171 Sun's going down here in CA. Beautiful eve.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:14 PM (JrmHr)

172 you wouldn't perchance be single and hawt, would you?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (s7mIC)


Dude that's what we've been talking about!  Go right ahead and ask!  And IRL you don't have to ask them if they're hawt, you already know.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 03:14 PM (/izg2)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:15 PM (s7mIC)

174

Wow, PugBoo, I know that's rough.

I'm blessed enough to have my wife be a stay at home mom.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 03:15 PM (m9e9j)

175 Damn I had a great New Years Eve post concept, but unexpectedly, I cannot remember anything about what I was going to say. I wonder if the six Sam Adams Winter Lagers had anything to do with that?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 03:15 PM (i3+c5)

176 boc also performed under the name "soft white underbelly" my brother had a huge wall poster of them in his room when we were kids........my dad came in the day he put it up and scolded him......"i don't think it's a good idea for you to have a poster of a 'cult' in your room young man" my brother had to explain they were a band not a "cult" i don't think my dad was impressed......today is his bday.....he'd be 84....i still miss him...he was the best dad in the world......

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 03:16 PM (Ho2rs)

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 03:16 PM (P6QsQ)

178 I wonder how Anthony Weiner and Keith Olberdouch are celebrating tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 03:16 PM (baL2B)

179 Chemjeff - you gotta be enjoying the break eh?

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:17 PM (JrmHr)

180 Happy New Year jackwagons!

The blowing up of stuff has started here which would be great but the poor doglet is freaked out. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2011 03:17 PM (Gk3SS)

181 .....his doctor was drunk when he delivered him....my grandma was pissed......

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 03:17 PM (Ho2rs)

182 138 Who else is eating black-eyed peas tonight?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:58 PM (rCEvh)


Hoppin John, here. With the best cornbread in Texas.

Posted by: Pecos, at December 31, 2011 03:18 PM (2Gb0y)

183 Happy New Year, all.

Posted by: JWF at December 31, 2011 03:19 PM (1l37M)

184 184 Chemjeff - you gotta be enjoying the break eh?

very much so.  In fact I gotta start getting some shit done pretty soon otherwise I won't have any time left to do anything.

so dude WAZZUP wid u

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:19 PM (s7mIC)

185 Erinn's aunt cooks them up.
However there is an extra treat this year- her pralines with a new ingredient.


Bacon.

Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2011 08:02 PM (JEVge)

Try this. Take a tube of Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll dough and roll them up with strips of thick-cut peppered bacon. Bake as instructed. You will not be disappointed.

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 03:21 PM (LVLea)

186 Happy New Year, in case I don't get to say it later!

Posted by: Dianna at December 31, 2011 03:21 PM (mKMj1)

187 Chemjeff - all good brother.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:21 PM (JrmHr)

188 Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:14 PM (/izg2)

Okay then, serious question:
you are alone sitting at the bar
there are 3 women sitting about 2 bar stools down from you
they are all chatting with each other, absorbed in their own conversation
It is 15 mins until last call

what do you do?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:22 PM (s7mIC)

189 146 Hi Fappachina and welcome!  Good to see you here! you wouldn't perchance be single and hawt, would you? Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (s7mIC) I would, of course, be remise if I did not point out to Fappachina that she will only be issued her moronette card after she posts the obligatory pics of her Wonder Twins for us...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:22 PM (niZvt)

190 I thought that the black-eyed peas were to be eaten on New Years DAY!

Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 03:23 PM (UB0uc)

191 Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:22 PM (s7mIC)
Post on AoS to ask what to do?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 03:23 PM (i3+c5)

192 I would, of course, be remise if I did not point out to Fappachina that she will only be issued her moronette card after she posts the obligatory pics of her Wonder Twins for us...

man I'd love to see those Wonder Twin powers activate

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:23 PM (s7mIC)

193 Who else is eating black-eyed peas tonight? Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:58 PM (rCEvh) Me!

Posted by: Josh Duhamel at December 31, 2011 03:24 PM (EV5/9)

194 Polishing off the last of the Christmas prime rib here, wife is working.  Adult beverage nearby, waiting for the snow and 60 mph wind gusts to hit my corner of MN.  Happy New Year! Here's hoping we get a new Prez in 2012.

Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2011 03:24 PM (jRyRj)

195 Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 08:23 PM (UB0uc)
You drink on NYE. 
You eat black-eyed peas on NYD.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 03:24 PM (i3+c5)

196 4:24 here. Long way to go and more drinks to be had.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:24 PM (U0r1F)

197 buy them all drinks and go up and introduce yourself

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 03:26 PM (Ho2rs)

198 Bosk, you in Alaska?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:26 PM (s7mIC)

199 201  where's Bosk?  226 AM here

Posted by: eurw at December 31, 2011 03:26 PM (wfJkW)

200

Phew!  Thanks Hrothgar.  I was worried there for a few minutes.  My family had an Irish tradition of putting money on the door sill for good luck, the black-eyed susan tradition is new(ish) to me so I'm still trying to adjust.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 03:26 PM (UB0uc)

201
what do you do?

Posted by: chemjeff

15 minutes and you've got nothing to lose? Make eye contact with one of them, give a self-deprecating but not self-conscious shrug of indifference at being "busted" checking her out, and then walk over with a joking apology and offer to buy her a drink for her troubles.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 03:27 PM (Qjh0I)

202 it can be last call yet can it? it's only 6:26pm...and i'm at home so i can drink all nite and well into the morning uh oh guests are here..........later! happy new year!

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 03:27 PM (Ho2rs)

203 buy them all drinks and go up and introduce yourself Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (Ho2rs) He should lead with a discussion of "reverse gangbang". That should make an impression......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:27 PM (EV5/9)

204

Yup, Anchorage. got about 3 gallons of chili going and corn bread soon :-)

 

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:27 PM (U0r1F)

205

buy them all drinks and go up and introduce yourself.

With 15 minutes left?

No way.

Posted by: HH at December 31, 2011 03:28 PM (KB0hv)

206 er...black-eyed susan of course should be black-eyed peas.  I'm working on the first part of Hrothgar's formula.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 03:28 PM (UB0uc)

207 Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I think the hubby might get a little suspicious if I ask him to take a pic of the twins with my phone.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 03:29 PM (rf/BJ)

208 what do you do?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:22 PM (s7mIC)


I'm no expert, mind you.  But I'd try to engage in a little small talk and plant some seeds for next time.  You're not going to take anyone home at that point.  And if you do, you probably don't really REALLY want to IYKWIM.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 03:29 PM (/izg2)

209 212 Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I think the hubby might get a little suspicious if I ask him to take a pic of the twins with my phone.

that's okay, you can always just aim the camera yourself

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:30 PM (s7mIC)

210

Standards around here sure have become lax.  Not one Fergie joke.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 03:30 PM (4q5tP)

211 I always eat the black-eyed-peas on New Years Day according to family tradition, but they're for good luck, so I don't think it really matters when you eat them.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 03:30 PM (HPcQF)

212 212 Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I think the hubby might get a little suspicious if I ask him to take a pic of the twins with my phone.

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 08:29 PM (rf/BJ)


It could make him proud.  Just sayin' 

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 03:31 PM (/izg2)

213 You're not going to take anyone home at that point. And if you do, you probably don't really REALLY want to IYKWIM..... Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:29 PM (/izg2) That's what they make Saran Wrap for.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:31 PM (EV5/9)

214 Great oldie tune - It's All In The Game. Tommy Edwards 1958.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:31 PM (JrmHr)

215 Not that I know anything about this but I've seen where they take a picture in front of a mirror. Just trying to be helpful here.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:31 PM (U0r1F)

216 Switched to my kids IPad and my hash changed. I think this one is much better!

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 03:31 PM (rf/BJ)

217 Still looking for Miss Right, chemjeff? Why don't you try a reputable online dating service? Cravin' Shaven Haven has an excellent reputation for for the best online beaver hunts...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:32 PM (niZvt)

218 Standards around here sure have become lax. Not one Fergie joke. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:30 PM (4q5tP) Dood, maybe I was too subtle in my #198.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:32 PM (EV5/9)

219 I'm working on the first part of Hrothgar's formula.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 31, 2011 08:28 PM (UB0uc)

And doing quite well with that it appears!

Sláinte, my friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 03:32 PM (i3+c5)

220 The Kurt Schlichter tweets in the sidebar have me ROFL. My favorite thus far:

Undone chores = Unmade dinner. Connect hunger with laziness to ensure a future where your kid votes GOP.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 03:33 PM (piMMO)

221 shouldn't it be black eyed pee?

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:33 PM (U0r1F)

222 @221: What does that stand for? Radio Free BJ?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:33 PM (niZvt)

223 Why don't you try a reputable online dating service? Cravin' Shaven Haven has an excellent reputation for for the best online beaver hunts...

sorry, CoolCzech, but I don't want to compete with you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:33 PM (s7mIC)

224 so I don't think it really matters when you eat them.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 08:30 PM (HPcQF)

Timing is everything!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 03:34 PM (i3+c5)

225 Chemjeff - chicks dig style - rent Shaft.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:35 PM (JrmHr)

226 chemjeff: I have a secret formula for girls. If you can work in a comment about babies and or a photo of your niece or nephew or any friend's baby. This works as good as a puppy. Seriously. I was a goner when my future husband showed an interest in a cute baby girl when we were dating about a year. He thinks it was his looks but he is wrong. I was subconsciously looking for Daddy-material.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 03:35 PM (baL2B)

227 Chemjeff - chicks dig style - rent Shaft. Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (JrmHr) Rent? I think he's trying to GIVE them the shaft, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:36 PM (EV5/9)

228 Radio Free BJ !!!! Love it!,

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 03:36 PM (rf/BJ)

229 230 Chemjeff - chicks dig style - rent Shaft's Syperfly Pimp Zoot Suit Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM FTFY! Chicks can't resist a well dressed pimp!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:36 PM (niZvt)

230

ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM

Bingo!

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:37 PM (U0r1F)

231 Oh, sorry for all the bold

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:38 PM (niZvt)

232 I'm not doubting you, but how can you tell that's her from the video?

Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 08:14 PM (P6QsQ)

I saw the extended version where the camera pans back.

Posted by: An Observation at December 31, 2011 03:38 PM (ylhEn)

233

Good grief, my neighbors have a lot of firecrackers.

Not just one neighbor, all over the place...been hearing them non stop for a couple hours already.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 03:38 PM (XdlcF)

234 But it has to be a serious interest. Not just one to get poon.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:38 PM (U0r1F)

235 Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (baL2B) That also works to a lesser degree with chicks' pets. Although, being loveydovey with a Goth chick's pet tarantula might be pushing it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:39 PM (EV5/9)

236 100.3 best LA station CAC will likely second that.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:39 PM (JrmHr)

237 All y'all lurkers need to stop lurking. You will never, ever say anything stupider than I have, so quit worrying about it, and just start posting already. Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:03 PM (SsG4J) Is that a challenge? I can be pretty stupid. I'm really good at it.

Posted by: Oklahoman at December 31, 2011 03:40 PM (z44WV)

238 Chemjeff, between you and me, I'll let you in on the ancient Oriental secret taught me by my father-in-law over a bottle of Korean Soju: MONEY. Lots of Spending Money, to do it right, child!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:40 PM (niZvt)

239 170Hey Pugboo, hope Texas is as good for you as it has been for me and my family. Almost 20 years in the DFW area with NO plans to leave.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 31, 2011 08:12 PM (w3YD7)

Snowcrash, thanks for the words.  I lived in Colorado for the last 8 years.  Most of the people there or at least the "natives" gave me the impression that Texans were not well liked there.  Rude, bad drivers, obnoxious, etc. 

Down here I found the opposite to be true.  Not surprised you put down roots.  Will probably do the same.

Have a great 2012!

Posted by: PugBoo at December 31, 2011 03:41 PM (Q5fHc)

240 Lurkers - this yours for the taking.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:41 PM (JrmHr)

241 Is that a challenge? I can be pretty stupid. I'm really good at it.

Posted by: Oklahoman at December 31, 2011 08:40 PM (z44WV)

We're here for you, man!  And, if you're not a man, please don't forget to post some boobeh pics. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 03:42 PM (F8cIU)

242 shouldn't it be black eyed pee?

Is that anything like asparagus pee?  Cause that's kinda my favorite. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 03:43 PM (F8cIU)

243 Dood, maybe I was too subtle in my #198.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 08:32 PM (EV5/9)

A bit.  Not everyone reads every issue of Us, People, InTouch, etc ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 03:43 PM (4q5tP)

244 Heh - even Brietbart lurks.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:43 PM (JrmHr)

245

"All y'all lurkers need to stop lurking. You will never, ever say anything stupider than I have, so quit worrying about it, and just start posting already."

That's why I only sporadicaly post here. First my spelling sucks and second..the brains in this place leave me speechless sometimes. I'm a true AoS moron.


 

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:44 PM (U0r1F)

246 Is that a challenge? I can be pretty stupid. I'm really good at it. Posted by: Oklahoman at December 31, 2011 08:40 PM (z44WV) So I see. Remember, the wonderful thing about the internet is anonymity!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:45 PM (niZvt)

247 A bit. Not everyone reads every issue of Us, People, InTouch, etc ... Ouch. But tooshay, brother, tooshay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2011 03:45 PM (EV5/9)

248

@250

The brains in this place leave you speechless?

What, are you retarded?

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 03:46 PM (HPcQF)

249

Good grief, my neighbors have a lot of firecrackers.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 08:38 PM (XdlcF)

 

My closest neighbor to the east owns most of the farm acreage around here and uses a nearby vacant farm house for parties and such.

When the weather is right, they put on a pretty good display. I'm looking forward to a good one tonight!

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 03:47 PM (LVLea)

250 MONEY. Lots of Spending Money, to do it right, child!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 08:40 PM (niZvt)


That's cheating!!!  Of course, I've heard it does work pretty damn well.  Wish I could try that sometime.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 03:47 PM (/izg2)

251 Spirit In The Sky is playing on 100.3. Partied at a house years ago down the block from the lead singer's - Heh.

Posted by: Jornolist at December 31, 2011 03:47 PM (JrmHr)

252 How many days until he is tossed to the curb? 366 + 19 1/2 = 385 1/2 days + 3 hours until it's actually New Years

Posted by: Fox2! at December 31, 2011 03:49 PM (RJOgX)

253

Sorry for the delayed response, CoolCzech, but the wx is fine this year in OK.  Warm and windy.  We could use some rain, as usual.  It is a land of extremes in the weather department; keeps the weak ones out.  Ha!  Fort Sill is not in the middle of the promised land.

 

Chemjeff, even into my sixth decade, taking our Sheltie out in public attracts women like nothing I've ever seen.  It's ridiculous, it sure ain't me and I'm sure not looking, so it's gotta be the pup.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 03:49 PM (7yvLv)

254 222 Still looking for Miss Right, chemjeff? ------------------------------------- I get the feeling he would have better luck hunting the Holy Grail. hey, how bout a list of the Top 10 dating sites for Chemjeff to visit? #1 Cravin' Shaven Havens #2 Migration Watch--Dancing With Wildebeests #3 I'll Take Anything #4 Who's Up For Some Sodomy? #5 Six Drink Minimums #6 Last Call Lolita's #7 Whorehouse Rejects #8 Potty Hotties #9 Golden Shower Girls #10 Catch And Release Honies

Posted by: List Man at December 31, 2011 03:50 PM (ucERL)

255 Mayan Apocalypse Now!!!ELEVENTY!!!

/really, could it be that much worse than Obama?

Posted by: shibumi is pessimistic about 2012 at December 31, 2011 03:50 PM (z63Tr)

256 The brains in this place leave you speechless? Really? Usually Ace's intellectually challenging movie reviews just give me gas.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:50 PM (niZvt)

257 Is that anything like asparagus pee?  Cause that's kinda my favorite. 

It is pretty danged disgusting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 03:50 PM (piMMO)

258 Chemjeff, women are just now coming into season, so you should really ramp up your efforts. Fresh from seeing their happily married sister's family over the holidays and peering ahead to a looming St. Valentine's Day, they are particularly vulnerable. Pro Tip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 03:51 PM (uIz80)

259

What, are you retarded?

 

And who among us is not?  Morons, indeed.

What the lieutenant meant to say was, "It is easy to overestimate the intellectual capacity of those posting here."

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 03:52 PM (7yvLv)

260 This is an excellent post. It is very informative. Thank you so much. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: American Sniper ePub at December 31, 2011 03:54 PM (sNC/J)

261

"What, are you retarded?"

I refuse to take the test. I'm afraid of the outcome.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:55 PM (U0r1F)

262

@264

I am a retard, I admit it.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 03:55 PM (HPcQF)

263 262 Is that anything like asparagus pee?  Cause that's kinda my favorite.  It is pretty danged disgusting. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 08:50 PM (piMMO) Does bring back memories of High School girlfriends asking if I had asparagus for dinner though, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:55 PM (niZvt)

264 Happy New Year, y'all. I mean it. And to the lurkers - hell, if *I* stopped lurking, you have no excuse! (Protip: A little liquid courage always helps.)

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at December 31, 2011 03:55 PM (ZiYQG)

265 That's why I only sporadicaly post here. First my spelling sucks and second..the brains in this place leave me speechless sometimes. I'm a true AoS moron. ------------------------------ I was intimidated at first as well. Now I run rings around these idiots. Jump on in and have some fun! Welcome Bosk!

Posted by: List Man at December 31, 2011 03:56 PM (ucERL)

266 Scott and PugBoo, you can make it.  It's hard,  but you can.

My husband is in f'ing Ghana mining,  and gets home maybe twice per year.

I haven't seen him since last March.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2011 03:57 PM (GoIUi)

267 South Park 9-midnight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 03:57 PM (piMMO)

268 hey, how bout a list of the Top 10 dating sites for Chemjeff to visit?

#1 Cravin' Shaven Havens
#2 Migration Watch--Dancing With Wildebeests
#3 I'll Take Anything
#4 Who's Up For Some Sodomy?
#5 Six Drink Minimums
#6 Last Call Lolita's
#7 Whorehouse Rejects
#8 Potty Hotties
#9 Golden Shower Girls
#10 Catch And Release Honies

Posted by: List Man at December 31, 2011 08:50 PM (ucERL)

I think I've been to a couple of those.  Match.com keeps sending me a message that says, "Your profile is only 76% complete.  No one can find you until you finish your profile."

I'm like, "And this is a problem, how?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 03:57 PM (4q5tP)

269

yeah Bosk

We grade on a curve, it's kind of a wierd curve, but we all get C+s.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 03:57 PM (HPcQF)

270 Allright I'm out. Happy New Year to all of AoS. You guys and gals are pretty damn awsome and I hope someday I get to meet some of you.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (U0r1F)

271 263 Chemjeff, women are just now coming into season, so you should really ramp up your efforts. Fresh from seeing their happily married sister's family over the holidays and peering ahead to a looming St. Valentine's Day, they are particularly vulnerable. Pro Tip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 08:51 PM (uIz80)

Good tip, but women are also going into "baby crazy" season. Once one gets got, all the rest start thinking  about a little bun in the oven. So wrap it up TIGHT!

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (uuOfy)

272

#4 Who's Up For Some Sodomy?

That almost got the Tanqueray into the keyboard!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (7yvLv)

273 I hope you never stop!  This is one of the best blogs Ive ever read.  Youve got some mad skill here, man.  I just hope that you dont lose your style because youre definitely one of the coolest bloggers out there.  Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word.

Posted by: Whispers in the Dark epub at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (3GiM9)

274 This Mayan apocalypse stuff is all complete bullshit, but I think it reveals something. People feel as though something big is coming, and things are falling apart.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (rCEvh)

275 What the lieutenant meant to say was, "It is easy to overestimate the intellectual capacity of those posting here." Basically, if you guess "mental acuity of a dyslexic fruitfly," you've overestimated, tis true...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (niZvt)

276 I get the feeling he would have better luck hunting the Holy Grail.

nah, the Holy Grail has already been found, didn't ya see the Spielberg documentary on the matter?

hey, how bout a list of the Top 10 dating sites for Chemjeff to visit?

#1 Cravin' Shaven Havens

sorry don't want to compete with CoolCzech

#2 Migration Watch--Dancing With Wildebeests

sorry, not Muslim

#3 I'll Take Anything

sorry, not Anthony Weiner
 
#4 Who's Up For Some Sodomy?

sorry, not Barney Frank
 
#5 Six Drink Minimums

problem is, it's only 6 drink minimum for the guys
 
#6 Last Call Lolita's

sorry, not Woody Allen

#7 Whorehouse Rejects

sorry, Helen Thomas doesn't do it for me

#8 Potty Hotties
#9 Golden Shower Girls

eeww, just eeewww

#10 Catch And Release Honies

actually.......  

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (s7mIC)

277 Drudge headline: 

HOPE THE MAYANS WERE WRONG!

Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2011 03:58 PM (FrIe/)

278 259 hey, how bout a list of the Top 10 dating sites for Chemjeff to visit? #8 Potty Hotties

And for every visit, I get a bonus

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 03:59 PM (QQAJP)

279

I'm gonna leave this nugget right here in the last moments of 2011.

Last week I texted the better half.  I thought I texted  "Give me a jingle when you get home."

Damn...Blast...I misspelled "give" and my stupid iPhone self corrected it for me.

Didn't notice the correction and sent "Jive me a jingle when you get home."

The NTSB would later state in a report...

Posted by: PugBoo at December 31, 2011 03:59 PM (Q5fHc)

280 Does bring back memories of High School girlfriends asking if I had asparagus for dinner though, IYKWIM.

I wasn't going to go there, but since you did, I have wondered whether it could cause issues, you know, down there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 03:59 PM (piMMO)

281 Miss Marple, your husband is a miner in Ghana?  whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 03:59 PM (s7mIC)

282 Dave, why are you packing away your ornaments so early? Today is only the seventh day of Christmas; there are five more yet to go!

Christmas officially lasts until Epiphany, January 6, the feast of the arrival of the Magi. No way will I take down my tree before then!!

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at December 31, 2011 04:00 PM (F0o5k)

283

We grade on a curve, it's kind of a wierd curve, but we all get C+s.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 08:57 PM (HPcQF)


Solid B+ for me.  Racist.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2011 04:00 PM (/izg2)

284 This Mayan apocalypse stuff is all complete bullshit, but I think it reveals something. People feel as though something big is coming, and things are falling apart.

Y2K!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 04:01 PM (piMMO)

285 Still sick but have a log on the fire watching Jack Benny and Burns and Allen. Quiet evening. Happy New Year!

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:01 PM (619Bk)

286 I think the best dating site was the one used by Raj and Howard for Sheldon in "The Big Bang Theory." I had never heard of that show until my recent bioterror sinus/mono disease. I love that show now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 04:02 PM (baL2B)

287 I wonder if I'll see any action tonight.

Posted by: Rosie Cotton's Diaphram at December 31, 2011 04:03 PM (ic7lE)

288

@291

Just discovered Big Bang Theory myself thanks to my 17 year old.

Wow, what a damn funny show.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 04:03 PM (HPcQF)

289 oh mpfs get well!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 04:03 PM (s7mIC)

290 What, are you retarded?

Wait, I know this one.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 04:04 PM (Lpgtj)

291 Drudge headline: 

HOPE THE MAYANS WERE WRONG!

Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2011 08:58 PM (FrIe/)

Drudge is an idiot.

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 04:04 PM (LVLea)

292 I'm trying to decide whether to go out tonight or not. I have places I can walk to, and it's not too cold (for a Boulder winter night).

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 04:04 PM (QQAJP)

293

And to the lurkers - hell, if *I* stopped lurking, you have no excuse.

Also, pick your thread. When Monty started the Sunday Morning Book thread, it was amazing how many new names suddenly popped up.

Just an example...

Posted by: HH at December 31, 2011 04:04 PM (KB0hv)

294 Happy New Year chemjeff.

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:05 PM (619Bk)

295 Drudge headline: 

HOPE THE MAYANS WERE WRONG!

Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2011 08:58 PM (FrIe/)

That cracked me up.  I wonder who's responsible, since I don't actually picture Matt D. slaving away on the holiday weekend.  Weekends haven't been the same since Breitbart started his own shop . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:05 PM (F8cIU)

296

@297

What I'd give for a place to walk to right now!

 

Don't get married.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 04:05 PM (HPcQF)

297 Chemjeff, you forgot 11) Two Hundred Girls, One Cup...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:06 PM (niZvt)

298 Still sick but have a log on the fire watching Jack Benny and Burns and Allen. Quiet evening.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 09:01 PM (619Bk)

Nice! One of my favorite memories is watching George Washington Slept Here with Mom.

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 04:06 PM (LVLea)

299 I'm in Iowa.

For the last month I have been getting 10-20 calls per day in support of the various political campaigns.

Today being NYE there were only five or so, but I thought this was interesting:

Two of them were Ron Paul calls, paid by his campaign, taking shots at Rick Santorum.

Paul's campaign was polling support earlier last week, who was your first choice, who was your second, that sort of thing, always saying the poll was paid for by the Ron Paul campaign.  Now this.

What if Ron Paul comes in third place in Iowa after being the prohibitive favorite for weeks?  That's a very bad outcome for him, if it happens.

Posted by: CausticConservative at December 31, 2011 04:07 PM (gT3jF)

300 Sorry to hear you are still sick, mpfs.  I'm on some gnarly antibiotics and feel like crap myself.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:08 PM (F8cIU)

301 297 I'm trying to decide whether to go out tonight or not. I have places I can walk to, and it's not too cold (for a Boulder winter night).

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 09:04 PM (QQAJP)


New Year's Eve is amateur night.  Every idiot in the world that doesn't know how to party responsibly is going to be out puking shortly after midnight.  And then driving home.  If you do walk, keep you head on a swivel!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 04:08 PM (/izg2)

302 ErikW I forgot about that movie!

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:08 PM (619Bk)

303 285 Does bring back memories of High School girlfriends asking if I had asparagus for dinner though, IYKWIM. I wasn't going to go there, but since you did, I have wondered whether it could cause issues, you know, down there. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 08:59 PM (piMMO) I guess that would depend on if you like the taste of asparagus or not...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:09 PM (niZvt)

304 What if Ron Paul comes in third place in Iowa after being the prohibitive favorite for weeks?  That's a very bad outcome for him, if it happens.

Not nearly as bad as the outcome I have been wishing for him, iykwimaityd.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:09 PM (F8cIU)

305 CoolCzech:
eeww, just eeww
there are no words

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 04:10 PM (s7mIC)

306 I guess that would depend on if you like the taste of asparagus or not...

Taste isn't the issue. It's the odor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 04:10 PM (piMMO)

307 Hey Peaches! Yeah, this sinus crap going around is nasty. I look like a racoon. Happy New Year!

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:10 PM (619Bk)

308 Sitting here in Vegas, riding herd on a couple nervous doggehs, waiting for the fireworks to get going. Thundershirts have been applied, along with a dab of melatonin to keep em calm. Heh. Beverages will be had however.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at December 31, 2011 04:11 PM (4qU0l)

309 @180 Hrothgar, Dude, again with the negativity. The next six are sure to bring it back! Hops to it.

Posted by: comatus at December 31, 2011 04:11 PM (N0OTq)

310 305 Sorry to hear you are still sick, mpfs.  I'm on some gnarly antibiotics and feel like crap myself. Happy New Year! Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:08 PM (F8cIU) I feel like crap myself. Good Lord, this place is like the sick bay of a medieval plague ship...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:12 PM (niZvt)

311 313 OMG! You have Thundershirts for the doggehs? Let me know if they really work.

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:12 PM (619Bk)

312 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: Andrea Cremer Bloodrose ePub at December 31, 2011 04:13 PM (IaenI)

313 The Sweater-Full-of-Mischief Award for Humorous News Blogging: Ace o' Spades   Saw this on doug ross

Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 04:13 PM (R21xD)

314 If Ron Paul finishes below third in Iowa he will have failed in his primary mission and will be immediately resorbed into the Mother Sac on Planet X.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 04:15 PM (hiMsy)

315

I feel like crap myself. Good Lord, this place is like the sick bay of a medieval plague ship...

I'm feeling pretty spritely meself.  Sorry the rest of you are plague-ridden.  Try liberal applications of alcohol at regular intervals until unconciousness sets in.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 04:16 PM (7yvLv)

316 #286  Yep.  We've been doing this for 2 years.  Economy wiped us out,  so I opened an eBay antique store and he went to work overseas.

We about have all debt gone except mortgage,  and we are working on that next year.  Then we will put some in the bank and he will come home and retire.  He said he thinks he would be a good produce assistant manager at the Kroger in his spare time.  LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2011 04:16 PM (GoIUi)

317 watching Jack Benny and Burns and Allen. 

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 09:01 PM (619Bk)09:06 PM (LVLea)

Isn't it amazing how funny and enjoyable it is to watch these comedians.  No BS, no gratuitous liberal meanness, just funny.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 04:16 PM (i3+c5)

318 311 I guess that would depend on if you like the taste of asparagus or not... Taste isn't the issue. It's the odor. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 09:10 PM (piMMO) AHHH, I see! Well, I can't imagine turning my nose up at a hawt chick just because she exuded a bit of Eau de Green Giant, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Besides, Glazed Tuna with Roasted Asparagus is one of my favorites...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:19 PM (niZvt)

319 180 Hrothgar, Dude, again with the negativity. The next six are sure to bring it back! Hops to it.

Posted by: comatus at December 31, 2011 09:11 PM (N0OTq)

My man, you have inspired me.  I shall "Endeavor to Persevere!"

Now where is the cooler?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 04:19 PM (i3+c5)

320 "What if Ron Paul comes in third place in Iowa after being the prohibitive favorite for weeks?" Why do repugs dislike Ron so. He is a conservatives conservative.

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 04:19 PM (kEIt4)

321 Watching the Welch's Grape Juice/Exxon Valdez Fast Food Sandwich Bowl (or whatever).  The War Eagles are doing pretty well, even with an amateur quarterback this year.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 04:20 PM (7yvLv)

322

@322

I think that's one of the reasons I've always liked the Rat Pack, good clean fun with a bit of naughty undercurrent.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 04:20 PM (HPcQF)

323 Okay, I just finished my last good deed of the year. I had a what turned out to be a squirrel stuck in the downspout on the second floor of my house. I had to take the downspout apart to get the squirrel out. Not what I expected to do on New Years Eve.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 04:21 PM (+BkI8)

324 I had a what turned out to be a squirrel stuck in the downspout on the second floor of my house. I had to take the downspout apart to get the squirrel out.

Probably a Luap Nor supporter, squirrels being partial to nuts of every kind. Hopefully, you are not in Iowa.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:23 PM (F8cIU)

325 Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 09:19 PM (kEIt4)
I think it is because we like some semblance of sanity in our candidates!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 04:23 PM (i3+c5)

326

@328

Funny you mention that.  This morning I went out into the garage, opened the garage door, and lit up while sipping my coffee.  After about 5 minutes, I hear this loud kaboom!....thought I would arrest and seize on the spot.  Damn squirrel that got stuck in the garage overnight.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 04:24 PM (HPcQF)

327 HOPE THE MAYANS WERE WRONG! Posted by: zeera at December 31, 2011 08:58 PM (FrIe/) if the Mayans were so smart, how come they all work at Subway today, asking you what kind of bread you'd like?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:24 PM (niZvt)

328 i dont remember who put the Van link up but thanks whoever it was............

Posted by: Racefan at December 31, 2011 04:24 PM (OXohq)

329

I had to take the downspout apart to get the squirrel out.

You're a better man than me, Gunga Din.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 04:24 PM (7yvLv)

330 Okay, I just finished my last good deed of the year. I had a what turned out to be a squirrel stuck in the downspout on the second floor of my house. I had to take the downspout apart to get the squirrel out. Not what I expected to do on New Years Eve.

You reap what you sow. Had you not, you would have been smelling it for a couple of weeks. And don't even think about the begs that would show up.

Your reward for the good deed is multiplied.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 04:24 PM (piMMO)

331 BBL. Gotta go eat. Hey chemjeff, guess where the kid wants to go? Fapplebees!!

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 04:25 PM (rf/BJ)

332 bugs....not begs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 04:25 PM (piMMO)

333 Fool! That was a decoy squirrel! The main forces now control the attic and are demanding unconditional surrender.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 04:25 PM (hiMsy)

334 Probably a Luap Nor supporter, squirrels being partial to nuts of every kind. Hopefully, you are not in Iowa.

Good point. Nope Georgia. Probably a refugee from Occupy Atlanta.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 04:26 PM (+BkI8)

335 i dont remember who put the Van link up but thanks whoever it was............

Posted by: Racefan at December 31, 2011 09:24 PM (OXohq)

Awesome!  Thanks for reposting it, listening now.  Turn it up!   


Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:26 PM (F8cIU)

336

326, dude, it's tigers.

Why do people always get that wrong? You don't see bammer called the roll tides.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 04:26 PM (m9e9j)

337 313 316 I got my shitzu a Thundershirt. No dice. She still spent the stormy night trying to crawl under me. The people at Thundershirts honored the money back guarantee. It works on some dogs, others not so much. But they DID honor the guarantee. So there's that. She now gets the lil doggie valium. We're both happy now.

Posted by: Oklahoman at December 31, 2011 04:27 PM (z44WV)

338 336 BBL. Gotta go eat. Hey chemjeff, guess where the kid wants to go? Fapplebees!!

Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 09:25 PM (rf/BJ)


Awesome!  Get the quesadillas, they are pretty good

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 04:27 PM (s7mIC)

339 Resolution: No more will I wallow in pity by entertaining thoughts of fleeing the country to escape creeping socialist tyranny, but instead I'll work to: educate youth about our heritage expose the omissions and distortions of a propagandizing press counter pretentious lib platitudes made in mixed company ...and any casual dismissal of religious faith in one's choices demand more from entertainment than the idea that victimhood and bondage is a forgone conclusion populate the earth with kids who'll be filled with integrity and eager to compete to earn their glory Never feel overwhelmed and intimidated by the bluster and nerve of the power-mongers

Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 04:28 PM (FQlFL)

340 "I think it is because we like some semblance of sanity in our candidates!" Like a trillion dollar defense and another 300 billion on a war on drugs we will never win. Baaa haaa, haaaa. Sanity, Baaaa, haaaa, haaaa. Trickle down. Baaaa, haaa, haaa. I feel better now.

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 04:29 PM (kEIt4)

341 HI, CHEMJEFF!!!!!  Have you and the fine folks at Fapplebees repaired your relationship? 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:29 PM (F8cIU)

342

326, dude, it's tigers.

Scott, I'm old.  Back in the day, Aubrin was never referred to (outside the city limits of Auburn, I guess) as the Tigers.  Hell, I was about 35 before I found out they were the Tigers!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 04:29 PM (7yvLv)

343

Dammit I WISH the candidates would call me, just so I can give them all hell ! and not those robo-Newt and robo-Bachmann calls, but actual peeps on the other end of the phone. I got the main three points all ready for them.

Please call

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 04:29 PM (7U2lm)

344

Why do people always get that wrong? You don't see bammer called the roll tides.


Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 04:29 PM (/izg2)

345 344 Resolution: No more will I wallow in pity by entertaining thoughts of fleeing the country to escape creeping socialist tyranny, but instead I'll work to: educate youth about our heritage expose the omissions and distortions of a propagandizing press counter pretentious lib platitudes made in mixed company ...and any casual dismissal of religious faith in one's choices demand more from entertainment than the idea that victimhood and bondage is a forgone conclusion populate the earth with kids who'll be filled with integrity and eager to compete to earn their glory Never feel overwhelmed and intimidated by the bluster and nerve of the power-mongers Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 09:28 PM (FQlFL) Personally, I'm thinking of swearing off grapes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:30 PM (niZvt)

346 I figured I better get it out before it died. It must have been there all day. I thought it was trying to dig into the house but the siding is hardy plank so it would have had a hard time. Plus I couldn't see anything when I went outside to look for it. It took a while to figure out it was stuck in the downspout.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 04:30 PM (+BkI8)

347 Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 09:28 PM (FQlFL)

I'm gonna buy more lottery tickets . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:31 PM (F8cIU)

348 "populate the earth with kids who'll be filled with integrity and eager to compete to earn their glory " How about new years resolution, people pay for their own kids and quit forcing others to pay for them?

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 04:31 PM (kEIt4)

349 I'm trying to decide whether to go out tonight or not. I have places I can walk to, and it's not too cold (for a Boulder winter night).
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 09:04 PM (QQAJP)

That is the question, whether tis nobler to head to yon dive bar and suffer the slings and arrows of intoxicated barflys or to take up arms against a sea of trolls and by opposing them to get drunk alone and sleep. No more! And by sleep to say until around 11 AM.

Posted by: Some Hamlet at December 31, 2011 04:31 PM (3aXbg)

350

Christmas officially lasts until Epiphany, January 6, the feast of the arrival of the Magi. No way will I take down my tree before then!!

And then the Mardi Gras decorations go up!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 04:31 PM (XdlcF)

351 How about new years resolution, people pay for their own kids and quit forcing others to pay for them?

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 09:31 PM (kEIt4)

RACIST!

Posted by: Some Liberal at December 31, 2011 04:31 PM (3aXbg)

352 Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 09:29 PM

Here you are on a Saturday night, trolling the likes of us. Cheer up, Kid, life gets better after high school.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 04:33 PM (Lpgtj)

353

*waves hi at Peaches*

 

Be safe you dorks.  I need you here next year for when I piss you off or say something stupid.

 

Which I will.  You know I will.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 31, 2011 04:34 PM (PjVdx)

354  
Grodzirra is flucking crool. 


Posted by: Timmy Chan, Chawee's Cousin at December 31, 2011 04:35 PM (TkGkA)

355 358 DiT, Its expected.

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 04:35 PM (XwAkf)

356 I resolve to be as good a one-percenter as I possibly can be. When in doubt, order the Kobe. If the waiter has a tongue ring, deduct 5 percent from tip calculation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 04:36 PM (hiMsy)

357 348 Dammit I WISH the candidates would call me, just so I can give them all hell ! and not those robo-Newt and robo-Bachmann calls, but actual peeps on the other end of the phone. I got the main three points all ready for them.

I did that when Mikey Steele's minions would call my house all the damn time. I didn't cuss them out but I would tell them firmly how bad a frontman Steele was for the party.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 04:37 PM (QQAJP)

358 Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 09:29 PM (kEIt4)
Tonight, I will wish even the likes of you a Happy New Year,

but I hope I won't regret it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 04:37 PM (i3+c5)

359

My wife is not making this easy.

She went out earlier to collect the kids from my mom. Told me when she got back she first went by the riverside park where we typically launch the bass boat and cried for about an hour.

Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 04:37 PM (m9e9j)

360 346 HI, CHEMJEFF!!!!!  Have you and the fine folks at Fapplebees repaired your relationship? 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:29 PM (F8cIU)


Hi Peaches!!!

don't know, I haven't been back to find out

here is a kitteh for you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 04:37 PM (s7mIC)

361 I had the worst of the cold yesterday, I think. (Hope.) Good thing I was off work this week.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 04:37 PM (QQAJP)

362

*waves hi at Peaches*

 

Be safe you dorks.  I need you here next year for when I piss you off or say something stupid.

Hi, DiT!!!  Wishing you a Happy New Year! 

I'm gonna try real hard to be safe tonight . . . which will mainly involve not tripping over any cat toys as I stumble around in my jammies. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 04:38 PM (F8cIU)

363 If the waiter has a tongue ring, deduct 5 percent from tip calculation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 09:36 PM (hiMsy)

Dud, that ith totally uncool. I bwaught you yoah damn blooming onion quickly didn't I?

Posted by: Some Individualistic 99% with a tongue ring like all his friends at December 31, 2011 04:38 PM (3aXbg)

364 Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer

Imagine how fun this will be to holler out come November...

We just beat the hell outta you!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 04:39 PM (SsG4J)

365

educate youth about our heritage

Oh, the word "heritage" reminds me. The news item the other day about the Girl Scouts recommending Media Matters reminded me of an alternative group for girls.

I don't know anything about them personally except that they exist. American Heritage Girls...link in my name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 04:39 PM (XdlcF)

366

>> Hi, DiT!!! Wishing you a Happy New Year! 

 

back at ya gal!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 31, 2011 04:41 PM (PjVdx)

367 The news item the other day about the Girl Scouts recommending Media Matters reminded me of an alternative group for girls.

A Soros front group founded by David Brock. Yes, the same one from the Anita Hill book.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 04:42 PM (3aXbg)

368

How many of us are sick?

I have the cold from hell.

<pulls tin-foil hat down over nose and mouth>

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 04:43 PM (XdlcF)

369 "How many of us are sick? " i'm delusional, but that may not be a temporary condition...

Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 04:46 PM (FQlFL)

370 322 watching Jack Benny and Burns and Allen.  Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 09:01 PM (619Bk)09:06 PM (LVLea)

mpfs,

Is this on cable or TV somewhere where the rest of us can see it tonight?

Posted by: Steck at December 31, 2011 04:47 PM (RL7U1)

371 Happy new year cons. The days are becoming longer and our depression from lack of sunlight is being lifted by yeast piss and more vitamin D. Onward and upward dear Sun. I bow to your warmth and the spirits you infuse upon me.

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 04:47 PM (kEIt4)

372 369 If the waiter has a tongue ring, deduct 5 percent from tip calculation. Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 09:36 PM (hiMsy) Dud, that ith totally uncool. I bwaught you yoah damn blooming onion quickly didn't I? One of my co- workers' son got his tongue pierced in college. Came down with Hepatitis C, and now in middle age had to undergo weeks of chemo to try to rid himself of it. Even if it works, he'll be at significantly elevated risk of liver cancer for the rest of his life. All so he could mutilate his tongue like some Amazonian headhunter, DUH.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:48 PM (niZvt)

373 JHC, I swear to the cons God, I have been sick once in the last 11 years. Curses to that cold last year. I must be living right.

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 04:49 PM (kEIt4)

374 Eau de Green Giant: priceless.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 31, 2011 04:51 PM (VYvY0)

375 I don't think a sock puppet can be described as living.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2011 04:53 PM (kcfmt)

376 316, 342, the ThunderShirt and the melatonin keeps them quiet. They are bigger dogs, Aussie Shep/mix and a Lab/Newfie mix, and they have generally calm temperaments to begin with. Works pretty well.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at December 31, 2011 04:54 PM (4qU0l)

377 Of course if a waitress has a tongue ring I always add 5 percent. I figure she's probably saving up for stripper clothes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 04:56 PM (hiMsy)

378 381 I don't think a sock puppet can be described as living. Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2011 09:53 PM (kcfmt) Ditto a moron, alas...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 04:58 PM (niZvt)

379 What the Hell is the reason for a tongue ring? Why would you want to make yourself sound like a hare lip?

Posted by: CMU VET at December 31, 2011 05:03 PM (VYvY0)

380

Christmas officially lasts until Epiphany, January 6, the feast of the arrival of the Magi. No way will I take down my tree before then!!

And then the Mardi Gras decorations go up!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 09:31 PM (XdlcF)

Sometimes I wish I never went to Ministry School.

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 05:11 PM (LVLea)

381 Country Strong Well, after all these years of running 'round Always flying high and fallin' down I gotta get back to the way I was Gonna turn it all 'round just because And everybody's talkin' about the shape I'm in They say "boy, you ain't a poet, just a drunk with a pen." All over and over, again and again, Lord, they don't know about the places I've been Country Strong

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 05:11 PM (kEIt4)

382 I just wanted to lift me glass and toast all you morons and moronettes! If'n you guys weren't around, I would have lost me mind a long time ago.  May 2012 be a wonderful year for you all!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at December 31, 2011 05:14 PM (Owkb6)

383 Happy New Year to the Moron Horde, may it be great to each and to all that you hold dear.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at December 31, 2011 05:15 PM (EP6th)

384

Red Solo Cup!

 

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 05:15 PM (LVLea)

385 Lets all make a toast, to a new year of freedom...

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 05:22 PM (kEIt4)

386

Red Solo Cup!

LOL, Erik, I'd never heard that one before...I may never be the same.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 05:23 PM (XdlcF)

387 I have been sick once in the last 11 years.

No doubt the lack of human contact helps with that, jaba.

Posted by: toby928: Poluting your thread with football at December 31, 2011 05:42 PM (GTbGH)

388

LOL, Erik, I'd never heard that one before...I may never be the same.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 31, 2011 10:23 PM (XdlcF)

That's the whole point!

Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 05:48 PM (LVLea)

389 I have been absent for some time, but now I remember why I used to love this website. Thanks , I will try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your web site?

Posted by: Cast in Silence Audiobook at December 31, 2011 05:55 PM (VDV6K)

390 Big Baong is my favorite show. I think Amy Farrah Fowler is hilarious, too.

Posted by: mike at December 31, 2011 06:16 PM (iTfHR)

391 And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear War is over over Ron Paul for president

Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 06:25 PM (kEIt4)

392 I love Godzilla, always have.
Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: Zilla at December 31, 2011 06:28 PM (geV1r)

393 That's either not BOC or the laptop speakers really suck or its a different version than usual.

Posted by: DaveA at December 31, 2011 07:06 PM (t/mAc)

394 I like Blue Oyster Cult a lot too.  Lost track around show 70.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2011 11:01 PM (K9m+r)

395 Sounds like someone singing over the SEE version of Godzilla.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2011 11:02 PM (K9m+r)

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