September 30, 2008

Happy... Ehh, Tuesday
— Ace

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Posted by: Ace at 10:45 AM | Comments (42)
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1

Happy for anyone who bought today - DJIA is +462 with 15 minutes to go. I'd say the market recovered, ooh, about $700 billion worth of value today.

Come on, smile.

Posted by: Francase at September 30, 2008 10:47 AM (nrLPb)

2

Happy for anyone who bought today

I'm happy that you're happy. No, you can't have any of it.

MY money. MINE.

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2008 10:52 AM (m6c4H)

3 Don't worry- it'll drop again once Paulson opens his stupid mouth to tell everyone that we're doomed to eternal ruin if he doesn't get his way.  And by "his way" I mean $700 billion dollars to play with.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2008 10:53 AM (rf03a)

4

 I'd say the market recovered, ooh, about $700 billion worth of value today

Good. Since they're flush, let them loan them the fuckin' money than.

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 10:54 AM (zewwG)

5 Today is a Jewish holiday.

The market recovers 2/3 of the value lost yesterday.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 30, 2008 10:54 AM (4ZOxD)

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 30, 2008 10:55 AM (MMC8r)

7 5 - Heh

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 10:55 AM (zewwG)

8

Don't worry- it'll drop again once Paulson opens his stupid mouth to tell everyone that we're doomed to eternal ruin if he doesn't get his way. 

Call me an asshole all you wish - I honestly fuckin hope so!

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2008 10:58 AM (m6c4H)

9 "Don't worry- it'll drop again once Paulson opens his stupid (corrupt former CEO of Goldman Sachs trying to help JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs among other of his preferred companies profit at others' expenses?) mouth to tell everyone that we're doomed to eternal ruin if he doesn't get his way."

Yeah. Fire Paulson. Impeach him if need be.

Posted by: Christoph at September 30, 2008 10:58 AM (hawOV)

10

I was raised Cathaholic - but I married a Jew. She's the mother of my Jewish children. She's the daughter and neice and cousin of my Jewish in-laws.

OMG, I'm surrounded by Jews. And I love each and every one of them.

Posted by: tcbevo at September 30, 2008 11:00 AM (inTsh)

11 The market had a last minute closing rally. Sweet.

Posted by: Christoph at September 30, 2008 11:00 AM (hawOV)

12 Has anyone else noticed the nice, generic-looking, non-offending races of the women on the card?

Posted by: slug at September 30, 2008 11:01 AM (n8Nln)

13 I had a supervisor try to call me on the carpet for saying every day is a Jewish holiday. I then grabbed the calender off of the orthodox Jew who sat next to me and showed it to him: Every fucking day is a holiday on a Jewish calender. The truth is a perfect defense.

Posted by: Booben at September 30, 2008 11:01 AM (EbsDB)

14 L'Shana Tova motherfrakkers.

Posted by: Holdfast at September 30, 2008 11:02 AM (Gzb30)

15

The market is up 500 points for the day.

I blame it on the Joos, they weren't there today.

Posted by: Kempermanx at September 30, 2008 11:06 AM (qvT/A)

16

Pretty much the whole financial sector is still way down.

Theres some real money to be made there over the next year or two.

Unless you think the whole of the banking industry is going bankrupt (pshhh!) they can only go up longterm. Or there will only be small banks after the big ones go belly up... In which case, invest in small banks instead.

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2008 11:07 AM (m6c4H)

17 The msm jackasses are going on and on about Bush's low approval rating (27%) but not mentioning congress'. What is it these days? 11% 9%

Posted by: Booben at September 30, 2008 11:08 AM (EbsDB)

18

"I was raised Cathaholic - but I married a Jew. She's the mother of my Jewish children. She's the daughter and neice and cousin of my Jewish in-laws.

OMG, I'm surrounded by Jews. And I love each and every one of them."

 

 

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Posted by: MAJHAM at September 30, 2008 11:16 AM (5ap+X)

19

And while we're on the subject, if credit is so goddamn awful tight, why are the rates on loans still so low, and the returns on money markets still so low?

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2008 11:18 AM (m6c4H)

20 In which case, invest in small banks instead.

Psst.  CPBK.  (truth in touting, its partially my family's bank)  I can't remember the last time they missed a quarterly dividend and its last trade was at 9.56.  Stock up.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2008 11:28 AM (evdj2)

21

And why did I see approximately 30 advertisements for getting credit from leaving work yesterday through this morning, on NBC, CNBC, Comedy Central, CBS, ESPN, and Fox News?

Is a puzzlement, I say.

Posted by: Francase at September 30, 2008 11:28 AM (nrLPb)

22

Posted by: Entropy at

shhhh.....  you'll kill their buzz.

Posted by: blogRot at September 30, 2008 11:29 AM (EKMxC)

23

And why did I see approximately 30 advertisements for getting credit from leaving work yesterday through this morning, on NBC, CNBC, Comedy Central, CBS, ESPN, and Fox News?

I'm still getting Country Wide offers, so take advertising with a grain of salt.

Posted by: blogRot at September 30, 2008 11:31 AM (EKMxC)

24 One of the ladies in the picture is flaunting a Jewfro, the other is trying to hide her Jewfro, what is this card saying to us?

Posted by: uniball at September 30, 2008 11:32 AM (27iEn)

25 I too married into Jewry. It's fantastic but the bitch left me. Fuck it... I'm havin' a happy new year anyway!

Posted by: Slappy White at September 30, 2008 11:35 AM (8el+/)

26

Has anyone else noticed the nice, generic-looking, non-offending races of the women on the card?

And here I'd been quietly thinking to myself they looked just like Michelle Obama and Angela Davis sitting down to a nice little informal tete-e-tete. I just didn't want anyone to think I was like, divisive or PI or anything by actually commenting. But maybe I really am a right-wing small-town hick redneck clinger Christer [RWSTHRCC].

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 11:39 AM (zewwG)

27 Uh, that wasn't me. That was really the late Qwinn who made that last statement.

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 11:42 AM (zewwG)

28 Really. I was involuntarily channeling him.

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 11:43 AM (zewwG)

29 Be careful gentiles. Make sure you blow the shofar, not the chauffeur.

Posted by: Slappy White at September 30, 2008 11:45 AM (8el+/)

30

Their top seller is "I'm excited to see Sarah Palin's last chance to speak on TV before she's potentially dropped from the ticket."

Look, the reason liberal humor fails is because the basis of it is all garbage. A joke whose punchline hinges on the belief that the sky is green isn't funny.

Posted by: EnochF at September 30, 2008 11:58 AM (VXm6y)

31 Uh, that wasn't me. That was really the late Qwinn who made that last statement. Posted by: davis,br When's his memorial service? Anyone planning on going? Does it count as a MoronMeet? Will Ace be there? is that appropriate considering that, you know, Ace destroyed him?

Posted by: Booben at September 30, 2008 12:14 PM (EbsDB)

32 When's his memorial service?

This is it, followed by a tasty stew

Posted by: Perhaps I should remain nameless at September 30, 2008 12:16 PM (evdj2)

33 test 1, 2 3

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34 http://theanchoressonline.com/2008/09/30/obamas-teleprompter-makes-demands/

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at September 30, 2008 01:03 PM (+diRI)

35 (it's funny)

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at September 30, 2008 01:04 PM (+diRI)

36 Oh. That explains the supermarket today.

Posted by: SarahW at September 30, 2008 01:08 PM (7sl9X)

37 Hey, this is not the time to be poking fun at our secret overlords. They're right in the midst of pulling some sort of banking shit, like they tend to do every so often. I think maybe you should play a bit nicer, and show a bit more deference. "I'm just sayin' "

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at September 30, 2008 01:27 PM (qgWWa)

38 Wooah, that comment wasn't supposed to come from Anne "Backdoor" Hathaway -- if I was sockpuppeting anyone, it should have been Mel Gibson or Sarah Palin (whose Moose-hunting prowess proves what she really thinks about Blacks and Jews -- hey, Alcee Hastings made the connection, not me!!!!)

Posted by: notropis at September 30, 2008 01:30 PM (qgWWa)

39 31 Booben - I dunno about the service, but there was nothing left to bury after Ace was through with 'im. In Ace's defence, the local SavMart was closed, and what with the scarcity of hobos' in the 'hood lately, and all ...well, he was just pretty damn hungry after all the hatchet work.

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