August 31, 2008

Gymnast: Ortega Makes My Taco Pop [dri]
— Open Blog

Maybe I have been living the AoSHQ lifestyle for too long but after viewing the Ortega Taco Sauce commercial below, I am convinced that it contains x-rated subliminal advertising. Whatever it means, it must be effective because I just bought 29 gallons of taco sauce at Costco. Judge for yourself...


Posted by: Open Blog at 05:40 AM | Comments (48)
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1 OMG, it makes her Taco POP! That is a feat I'd like to see.

Posted by: Darby Shaw at August 31, 2008 05:47 AM (fwmWr)

2 Can a taco pop more than one time? Without expensive surgery, at least?

Posted by: adam h at August 31, 2008 05:50 AM (X2xSP)

3 Meh. 6.5

Posted by: The Russian Judge at August 31, 2008 05:50 AM (WhFvm)

4

3 comments and nobody's mentioned fish tacos? I'm very disappointed in all of you.

This isn't the Ace of Spades HQ I thought I knew.

Posted by: Veeshir at August 31, 2008 06:00 AM (ThMnZ)

5 The New Taco Poptart.

Posted by: JavaJoe at August 31, 2008 06:00 AM (Am6n/)

6 The fish in fish taco is understood. Akin to Looney Moonbat Liberal.

The Looney Moonbat is understood when describing liberal.

Posted by: JavaJoe at August 31, 2008 06:07 AM (Am6n/)

7 Notice - no sour cream on the juicy poppin' taco - too wrong, subliminally speaking

Posted by: Frank G at August 31, 2008 06:07 AM (P0rQD)

8 The early 80'd called. They want their commercial back.

Posted by: Douglas Winship at August 31, 2008 06:18 AM (hcQ3t)

9

Well, she just read the script, some "cocksucker" now has embarrassed her all over the Internet, damn "cocksucker".

(At this rate, DU will not have a chance, those cocksuckers!)

Posted by: kempermanx at August 31, 2008 06:18 AM (2+9Yx)

10 This is a foot fetisher's dream

Posted by: JavaJoe at August 31, 2008 06:22 AM (Am6n/)

11 I'd eat her taco

Posted by: Hazy at August 31, 2008 06:22 AM (8nB5X)

Posted by: Sean at August 31, 2008 06:23 AM (3LifV)

13 She busts Tommy Lasorda's chops, which is more than Obama has ever done

Posted by: Sean at August 31, 2008 06:23 AM (3LifV)

14 O.B. The Hamms just don't do it for me. After seeing that commercial I have an idea what brand of "sauce" the barb'd cock o'satan dispenses.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at August 31, 2008 06:24 AM (TPRbZ)

15

"This isn't the Ace of Spades HQ I thought I knew"

 

Too much jail bait in the background.

Posted by: Javems at August 31, 2008 06:38 AM (tgdyh)

16 Too much jail bait in the background?  How about too much jail bait talking about taco popping?

Posted by: perineumpirate at August 31, 2008 06:51 AM (rKSJ1)

17 Shawn Johnsons is a secret sin of mine...

Posted by: Dawnfire82 at August 31, 2008 06:56 AM (N27+H)

18 That is one hot taco alright.
O/T but why do those 2 guys have such high voices? Accidents on the pommel horse must be an occupational hazard.

Posted by: joe at August 31, 2008 06:58 AM (TOly9)

19 Total subliminal sex, and well down. Also, all 3 knew about it.

Posted by: Christoph at August 31, 2008 07:03 AM (hawOV)

20 Now, before I get into what I'd like to do to her taco... how old is she, anyway?

I don't know about filling my car with Ortega products, but that commercial does make me want to go out and get something...

Posted by: Merovign at August 31, 2008 07:03 AM (UXoQt)

21 I don't think there is a food name in spanish that doesnt have a secondary meaning for something sexual.  chile, pan, huevos,... that's all they think about.

Posted by: ray at August 31, 2008 07:10 AM (ix3FU)

22 I think she's 16.

Until February, 2010 I suggest every moron stay away from Ortega just to be safe.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 31, 2008 07:14 AM (14k+t)

23 Plus, staying away from Ortega will help reduce methane emissions!

Posted by: Hermit Dave at August 31, 2008 07:18 AM (WhFvm)

24 I wonder how much they had to pay those guys to eat the tacos. I'm guessing they wouldn't do that normally.

Posted by: CraigC at August 31, 2008 07:23 AM (PIhbl)

25 lol, good point, CraigC.

She's so f'n hot. F'n serving a stylistic and literal meaning.

Posted by: Christoph at August 31, 2008 07:37 AM (hawOV)

26

Note that although you see  them each  take a bite at the very end, they don't show you what happens next.  So, spit or swallow?

/going to hell

Posted by: Hermit Dave at August 31, 2008 07:42 AM (WhFvm)

27 I like to put the soft Ortega shells in the microwave for about 15 seconds, put some cheese in there, turn on some sweet music and have my way with it.

Posted by: John Edwards at August 31, 2008 07:48 AM (fE4SP)

28 I wouldn't hit that. That's stuff is made in New York City.

Posted by: Gordon at August 31, 2008 07:51 AM (kl9xZ)

29 Isn't there a restaurant in Scottsdale called the Pink Taco?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2008 07:54 AM (np0pW)

30 Hey Gordon: Don't knock NYC taco sauce - we've got more Mexicans here than in Juarez!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2008 07:55 AM (np0pW)

31 NEW YORK CITY????

I think she's 16.

Until February, 2010 I suggest every moron stay away from Ortega just to be safe.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 31, 2008 12:14 PM (14k+t)


Legal in oh soooo many states.....

Posted by: Vyce at August 31, 2008 07:56 AM (S+tBr)

32 Looks like an SNL commercial, expect Jane Curtain to pitch Quarry or Phil Hartman to suggest Colon Blow

Posted by: billypaintbrush at August 31, 2008 07:58 AM (VAtVR)

33 Pop. Pop. Pop Goes the Taco! Pop Goes the Seriously Underage Taco 'Cuz the Seriously Underage Taco Goes Pop! werd.

Posted by: 3rd Bass Joanie at August 31, 2008 08:22 AM (Yyy1m)

34 She ain't underage here, Joanie.

Posted by: Christoph at August 31, 2008 08:34 AM (hawOV)

35 What's so sexy about Frodo and Sam eatin?

Posted by: vinman at August 31, 2008 08:36 AM (whpK4)

36 Depends who they're eatin.

Posted by: Christoph at August 31, 2008 08:52 AM (hawOV)

37
I don't get it.  Is the taco supposed to be a cock?  I guess it makes sense...

Oh wait!  That means it's two gay guys and a hot chick "going down".

No likey!

Posted by: thebronze at August 31, 2008 09:01 AM (YlH3h)

38 I'll be in my bunk with some pico de gallo.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at August 31, 2008 10:08 AM (MMC8r)

39 you guys are pervs , but i guess you already know that.

Posted by: joan at August 31, 2008 10:24 AM (3SIDD)

40 My good, disturbed, friend "Uncle Rug" says:

"The age of consent is 16 in Virginia... so that means if I start talking about the Chinese gymnast's tacos nobody would get upset, right?"

My response to Uncle Rug was:

"Dude -- this is not a secure line. These conversations of ours are ruining any shot of me running for elected office."

Posted by: krakatoa at August 31, 2008 11:10 AM (lxcmS)

41 You folks watch too much TV. On radio 61% of songs and 80% of the commercials are taco-related. It's a modulating phenomenon, and as the commercial shows, ubiquitous in today's popular culture. The joke has turned into ribbing and is kinda fun these days. It's a tribute to the Whazzup commercials.

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 11:33 AM (o4MaC)

42 Threadjack:  Sarah Palin as a sportcaster

She said "Beaver roundup"!! 

Posted by: your name here at August 31, 2008 01:14 PM (PfmeB)

43 What tacos? I was distracted by the hot chipmunk.

Posted by: Nessuno at August 31, 2008 01:22 PM (DkAB9)

44 Ifr God had not meant for man to eat pussy, He would not have shaped it like a taco!

Posted by: Jerry at August 31, 2008 01:44 PM (PHe3v)

45 Notice - no sour cream on the juicy poppin' taco - too wrong, subliminally speaking Because the blood-coloured salsa is SO right...

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 31, 2008 04:42 PM (dAsq7)

46 I liked 'makes my taco pop' but then one of the sqeaky twins said 'beat that, bro' and it became wierd.

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Posted by: .ark at December 07, 2008 08:12 PM (nWyuK)

48 Anything you buy at Costco comes in a billion gallon pack though!  

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