July 29, 2016

Good News: They've Made a Whole New Category of Sexy Slinky Lingerie
Bad News: For Dudes

— Ace

Via @rdbrewer, I know what I'm getting myself as pick-me-up self-gift.

Sometimes a boy just wants to feel sexy, you know?

Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography.

Then finally I'll just spend some time meditating. About pornographic images.

You do you. If you want.

PS, remember the Medical Monitoring thread, especially if you take weekends off.

Also, if you have any tips for articles or topics, let me know.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM | Comments (680)
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1 No, just No.

Posted by: Trainer at July 29, 2016 02:45 PM (27JXp)

2 I must have become wiser, because I know not to click on that link.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 02:46 PM (iMxBJ)

3 second!!!

Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2016 02:46 PM (11H2y)

4 This does not exist. It's a made up thing. Well, there' some tiny minority that might do that, but no, that just doesn't really exist.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 02:47 PM (DW+jj)

5 Anyone can get first. Getting second is an art.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 02:47 PM (iMxBJ)

6 Ace, my new IP with my new isp seems to be banned... Any way to fix that?

Posted by: Harry paratestes at July 29, 2016 02:47 PM (/vWVY)

7 Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography.
---
So...
Ghostbusters, then?

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 02:48 PM (3Liv/)

8 I love the Post. Classic.

Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 02:48 PM (KNsfV)

9 >>>Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography.<<<



**remembers back to the posts about porn stamina as you get older, from the other day**


So, you're saying you'll be bored in 10, and on Twitter in 20 minutes.

Posted by: actually does read the content at July 29, 2016 02:49 PM (H9MG5)

10 Anyone can get first. Getting second is an art.
---
Word.

Posted by: Buffalo Bills at July 29, 2016 02:49 PM (3Liv/)

11 As a young woman, I'd be kicking these Precious Princes in their nuts.

So sorry for young women now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 02:49 PM (1ZOkK)

12 7 So... Ghostbusters, then? Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/) You are a sick, sick man. Unless you're actually a woman.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 02:49 PM (iMxBJ)

13 >>>4 This does not exist. It's a made up thing. Well, there' some tiny minority that might do that, but no, that just doesn't really exist. yeah... sometimes i think the media just basically bribes people to make up bullshit so they can get a story out of it. in fact, I'm pretty certain the daily mail pays women to say outrageous things (like a very plain woman announcing to the world she is exceptionally beautiful) to get hate-clicks. I'm going to call the Post and ask how much they'd give me if I claimed to be opening a business selling wooden condoms.

Posted by: Robby Kineval at July 29, 2016 02:50 PM (dciA+)

14 7 Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography. --- So... Ghostbusters, then? Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/) *runs screaming from thread*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at July 29, 2016 02:50 PM (72N6L)

15 This is just the topic I needed after seeing way too many unflattering female bodies stuffed into daisy duke shorts heading to Lollapalooza. I've been sitting on a bus for 1.5 hours trying to get somewhere. Stupid Lollapalooza traffic.

Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 02:50 PM (KNsfV)

16 I have a tip for a Topic..... Resolved: "Never Again Tell Us How You Are Gonna Stroke It All Night To Various Incarnations Of Porn" Make it a (mas)Debate style article.... with a rousing finish!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 29, 2016 02:52 PM (br2jI)

17 You know, I would definitely wear my Chess King flowered shirts from the '70s again, if by some weird time warp I could get some new ones.

Lightly redolent of patchouli oil rubbed off of friendly ladies and a little hint of Mexican weed.

Mmm, yeah.

Lacy boxers, not so much.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 29, 2016 02:52 PM (nd1zx)

18 No. Fcuking. Way.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 02:52 PM (0mRoj)

19 There is a Ghostbusters (new one) porn parody out there. My friend who knows about these things took a pass on that. So far. Nothing spectacular. But far better than the actual Ghostbusters.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 02:52 PM (DW+jj)

20 NOT. CLICKING.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 02:52 PM (RrDm2)

21 >>> Resolved: "Never Again Tell Us How You Are Gonna Stroke It All Night To Various Incarnations Of Porn" hey hey hey there, buddy. I never said I was stroking anything. just watching and reading, man.

Posted by: Robby Kineval at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (dciA+)

22 These will go good with my Ugg boots.

Posted by: Tom Brady at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (MNzex)

23 John Wick. Max.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

24 I guess they're marketing this shit for the Shep Smith demo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (1ZOkK)

25 Speaking of pornography, there is a guy on youtube that reviews porn. I had to check it out because he was reviewing Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. Which properly stars the porn actress April O'Neil playing April O'Neil. And I guess that's the only good thing about it. But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon."

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (bMG0w)

26 15 This is just the topic I needed after seeing way too many unflattering female bodies stuffed into daisy duke shorts heading to Lollapalooza. LOL!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at July 29, 2016 02:53 PM (72N6L)

27 Hey now, mind over fapper, Ace! ============== You may stand to trouble and keep your grin, But have you tackled self-discipline? Have you ever issued commands to you To quit the things that you like to do And then, when tempted and sorely swayed, Those rigid orders have you obeyed? Don't boast of your grit till you've tried it out, Nor prate to men of your courage stout, For it's easy enough to retain a grin In the face of a fight there's a chance to win, But the sort of grit that is good to own Is the stuff you need when you're all alone.

Posted by: Edgar Guest at July 29, 2016 02:54 PM (5xDis)

28 >>>But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon." i downloaded Strokemon GO! but i got arrested wacking it at a library

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 02:54 PM (dciA+)

29 Some cute red boxers? Sure.


Lacey whatever-the-hell that is? Not climbing on it.


Posted by: pookysgirl at July 29, 2016 02:54 PM (K27gs)

30 I could see Zorro wearing something like this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (8ZskC)

31 25 But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon." Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (bMG0w) If Strokemon Go gets released, I'm staying indoors for a long time.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (iMxBJ)

32 Barry Obama just perked up.  "Reggie, honey, could you come here?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (1ZOkK)

33 Why is male lingerie needed?  Us guys have 2 cycles regarding this - standing there in our boxers, and our boxers flying across the room with Mr. Happy pointing north.

Looking at this lingerie, how easy is it to get out of these outfits?  The female form is designed such that, when wearing lingerie, removing said article of clothing is better than opening a Christmas present.  A dude - not so much.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (waSFb)

34 Awww. jeez. Lacy banana hammocks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (3ZoRf)

35 got something in a low rise bikini, mesh if possible?

Posted by: Private John Winger at July 29, 2016 02:55 PM (dqnGo)

36 when i got that plastic longsword, i also considered buying chainmail gloves. That's kind of male lingerie, i think.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 02:56 PM (dciA+)

37 Well, the metros just gotta metro and somebody will make a buck out of it.


Also, if you have any tips for articles or topics, let me know.

Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM


Ace are you going to do that one about the IRS and DOJ coverup on the LL felonies?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK)

38 Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography. Remedial reading?

Posted by: redneckbitterclinger at July 29, 2016 02:56 PM (MCEs2)

39 This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux.

Posted by: Anachronism at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (b/Leg)

40 >>>But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon."

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (bMG0w)<<<


That's Jamaican right?

Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (H9MG5)

41 As others have wisely posted, not clicking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (C9pBZ)

42 But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon." I think pr0n producers spend WAY too much time thinking up clever plots and themes in which the average viewer will have zero interest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

43 I actually dated a guy yearsssss ago who stole  a pair of my cute panties.

I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (1ZOkK)

44 Barack's gonna love these...... when I put them on.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (MNzex)

45 >>> Ace are you going to do that one about the IRS and DOJ coverup on the LL felonies? oh right, i forgot. i'll try to remember for monday. pretty much the last two weeks I've done nothing but troll the entire online right on twitter.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (dciA+)

46 Why!? Why did I click the link!?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (UPYhp)

47 If they don't get Milo to model some of these "things", they are really missing an opportunity.

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 02:57 PM (ur33b)

48 I couldn't even watch the humorous review because they made their "Pikachu" be some girl in freakish make up.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 02:58 PM (bMG0w)

49 Apparently we haven't feminized males enough in America. SMH.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 02:58 PM (dNwFH)

50 >>>This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux. or flannel and engine oil

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 02:58 PM (dciA+)

51 36 when i got that plastic longsword, i also considered buying chainmail gloves.

That's kind of male lingerie, i think.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:56 PM (dciA+)


We need to revisit the discussion we had several days ago about chili.  Beans / no beans.  meat / meatless.


Get some recipes posted if we can.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (waSFb)

52 The only people that would be for this are these insane femiNazi types who are all about breaking down gender roles. You know, gender is just artificial construct of the patriarchy.

  They would be all in favor of men wearing frilly lingerie shit.

   No one else is. The gay world, the only group that sexualizes men the way the rest of us sexualize the female form, would NOT find this sexy at all.

    And normal women would see it as pathetic.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (DW+jj)

53 This shit is all born out of teh gays in NYC.  The rest of the country (except the south and flyover states) think they won't be cool unless they get on board.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (1ZOkK)

54 43 I actually dated a guy yearsssss ago who stole a pair of my cute panties. I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK) I am just wondering, as a dude. But wouldn't lace chafe? Kind of like a frilly cheese grater?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (3ZoRf)

55 48 I couldn't even watch the humorous review because they made their "Pikachu" be some girl in freakish make up. Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (bMG0w) Search Jessica Nigri cosplaying as Pikachu. You'll not be disappointed.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (0mRoj)

56 50 >>>This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux.

or flannel and engine oil

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)

and not the PJs the Obamacare dude was wearing?

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (waSFb)

57 Is this the Navy trying out new unis for the USS Milk?

Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (H9MG5)

58 Why!? Why did I click the link!?

Let me send you an email! It's got lots of links!

Posted by: Grace From That Nigerian Bank at July 29, 2016 02:59 PM (Tyii7)

59 That's kind of male lingerie, i think. Posted by: ace ---------- That's how I regard IWB holsters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (RrDm2)

60 got something in a low rise bikini, mesh if possible? Posted by: Private John Winger at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.

Posted by: PFC John Winger at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (dNwFH)

61 i downloaded Strokemon GO! but i got arrested wacking it at a library

Well, if you had been over by the 570 life sciences stack, I might have given you a pass; but jacking it right in front of 590 zoological, well....the Dewey Decimal system is your pal!

Posted by: Your Local Librarian at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (nd1zx)

62 I do not always pack the junkal unit into pretty little lacey things, but when I do, ... Wait. I never do.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Hetero In the World at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (8ZskC)

63 I'm putting this one under First World problems ...

Posted by: Adriane the Male Lingerie Critic ... at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (AoK0a)

64 i downloaded Strokemon GO! but i got arrested wacking it at a library Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+) First, it was a library, clearly there couldn't have been any witnesses. Second, just tell them you had no intent and no prosecutor would file charges under these circumstances. It was just "extreme carelessness".

Posted by: Taggert at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (dqnGo)

65 Flannel and engine oil? What viscosity?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (C9pBZ)

66 >>That's kind of male lingerie, i think. We do the sex thing differently.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

67 50 >>>This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux.

or flannel and engine oil

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)



You've been in NYC too long.  I've got some very attractive single girlfriends that could teach you a thing or two about what real women want.




And it ain't guys in lingerie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:00 PM (1ZOkK)

68 39 This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux. Posted by: Anachronism at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (b/Leg) A large bank account, mostly.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 03:01 PM (0mRoj)

69 Is this the Navy trying out new unis for the USS Milk? Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM Thanks for reminding me how fucked up we are as a country.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 03:01 PM (dNwFH)

70 54 43 I actually dated a guy yearsssss ago who stole a pair of my cute panties. I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK) I am just wondering, as a dude. But wouldn't lace chafe? Kind of like a frilly cheese grater? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (3ZoRf) "I should go take these off shouldn't I" "I think its important that you do" https://youtu.be/ir5ocINR7eg

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 03:01 PM (bMG0w)

71 I actually dated a guy yearsssss ago who stole a pair of my cute panties. I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK) Maybe he used them to make soup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

72 Time to dust off my old idea, if you can get one star to endorse eating a shit sandwich, you could make millions selling others a shit sandwich.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:02 PM (6Ll1u)

73 I'll eat a shit sandwich. I'm a star.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 29, 2016 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

74 Time to dust off my old idea, if you can get one star to endorse eating a shit sandwich, you could make millions selling others a shit sandwich. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Ask a Kardashian, I hear they'll put anything in their mouths.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 03:03 PM (UPYhp)

75 These lace BVD's really need a pocket in the back for an incontinence pad, and capture the coming avalanche in the Gay Bowel Syndrome market.

And, yeah, don't for the love of jeebus Gorgle it. Just take my word for it.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 29, 2016 03:03 PM (nd1zx)

76 I'm putting this one under First World problems ... Posted by: Adriane -------------- It's like the guy in the commercial saying "My problem is that I have trouble finding a shirt that looks good untucked." Really, dude? That's what you're worried about? Looking slovenly hip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:03 PM (RrDm2)

77 it occurs to me that Hillary combines all the worst qualities of Obama and Angela Merkel.

Posted by: sf at July 29, 2016 03:04 PM (QmWm2)

78 I think at least half the "men" at the DNC would love some sexy lingerie for their own pleasure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)

79 55 48 I couldn't even watch the humorous review because they made their "Pikachu" be some girl in freakish make up. Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (bMG0w) Search Jessica Nigri cosplaying as Pikachu. You'll not be disappointed. Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj) You can just search Jessica Nigri and you'll not be disappointed. She is of course included in the following video of Best Cosplay Girls of Comic-Con 2016. https://youtu.be/8h5Sjn0BKPw

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 03:04 PM (bMG0w)

80 the USS Milk

Too soon?

Posted by: A boatload of seamen at July 29, 2016 03:04 PM (Tyii7)

81 Now hear this. Uniform of the day is lingerie underwear. With stiletto heels.

Posted by: USS Harvey Milk at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (5xDis)

82 Ah, Gwyneth, don't you prefer things steamed?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (C9pBZ)

83 If you want to feel sexy, you have autogynephilia. So get it hacked off, get some boobs, facial feminization surgery, admit it you want to be a woman.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (lPaKY)

84 One of my roomates in college. He was, a, well a horndog. Hell, I haven't spoken to him in probably 10 years. I wonder what the hell he's doing. He was a chick magnet. Daddy bought him a Corvette. He'd let us drive it. A little.  He was mostly a chick magnet -- I remember a time or two when he got shot down in flames. But he'd just pick up and try, try, again.

   Anyway, some damn chick he was banging wanted him to wear her panties all day and, uh, do something in them. And she was gonna wear his underwear and do something in it to, then swap.

   The damn fool did it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (DW+jj)

85 You've been in NYC too long. I've got some very attractive single girlfriends that could teach you a thing or two about what real women want. And it ain't guys in lingerie. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK) Here! Here! Real men (alpha males) may wear silk boxers, but, they do not wear lingerie. I miss getting to wear lingerie for a guy. NO, I do not need volunteers, or tribute, or whatever. I just miss that moment when his eyes cross and he can't make a fist.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (kXoT0)

86 The Ex used to call the silk boxer shorts "self starters".

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (Z56vq)

87 79 Yes, I just did that and yes you are correct. Not disappointed.

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 03:05 PM (ur33b)

88 like the man bun I wanted to grow...DanMa'am put the kabosh on this as well

Posted by: DanMan at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (M/42u)

89 >>>We do the sex thing differently. i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (dciA+)

90 Pray for the asteroid.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (SRKgf)

91 The Pussyfication of the Human race continues

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (bksJQ)

92 "Is this the Navy trying out new unis for the USS Milk?"

Cue the Village People performing "In The Navy."

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (iIzG7)

93 The damn fool did it. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (DW+jj) Have her number? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (3ZoRf)

94 You've been in NYC too long. I've got some very attractive single girlfriends that could teach you a thing or two about what real women want. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK) Jane, hook a brother up! It's been so long I don't remember who gets tied up!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 29, 2016 03:06 PM (qcmqL)

95 If you havent, Lee Stanahan is very good at refuting all the lies told about Trump. https://goo.gl/N2NSG7

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (iQIUe)

96 hey ace, if you're still playing in the comments... would appreciate it if you could point me in the right direction of un auto banning my new ISP at my new house. Thank you sir

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (AIbmE)

97 Do they have those fringed assless chaps? Those are hot.

Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (BO/km)

98 Okay, my curiousity is piqued. I'll go to the link and check out this male sexy lingerie

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (6IPEM)

99 Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. .... Don't tell me how it ends, in case I didn't see that one.

Posted by: artist at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (TwnkX)

100 The USS Harvey Milk is going to have staffing problems since they only want 14 year old seamen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 03:07 PM (UPYhp)

101 If wearing this shit is what I have to do to get chicks, I'll stay celibate.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (0mRoj)

102 Just get the damn women's plus sizes, bigger selection.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (P/kVC)

103
i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)


Who, Grace Jones?

Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (84WkV)

104 Google the jessica bit... Info says she's five seven... but five ten lying down.... Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (C9pBZ)

105 Bob Dole once had a boner that lasted so long he dressed it up to look like Dean Martin.

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

106 97 Do they have those fringed assless chaps? Those are hot.

Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)



The only people in the entire internet fascinated by "assless chaps" (which is redundant) are you morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)

107 Do they have those fringed assless chaps?

Hey, aren't all chaps...ah, nevermind.

Posted by: A boatload of seamen at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (Tyii7)

108 I'm going back to my book, about when men were real men.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (bksJQ)

109 re: this nigri girl i don't get why girls get implants and make the implants look like implants.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (dciA+)

110 Topic Idea: Bands you hate but you know every word of their hit songs. Have we discussed that lately?

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (Z56vq)

111 100 The USS Harvey Milk is going to have staffing problems since they only want 14 year old seamen. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (UPYhp) Hmmm, was 14 years ago a good year? Damn, I feel all dirty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (3ZoRf)

112 Ace -- Re/Medical Monitoring Thread, there's a link over at Instapundit about body composition that I think you might be interested in reading and potentially commenting on for Mondays thread. The gist of it is that you shouldn't focus so much on your weight as you should body composition. Pretty spot on.

Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 03:09 PM (xBbs+)

113 105 Bob Dole once had a boner that lasted so long he dressed it up to look like Dean Martin. Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC) The drink in the hand really sold it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (3ZoRf)

114 Topic Idea: Best weekend getaway 4-6 hours away?

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (ur33b)

115 "The USS Harvey Milk is going to have staffing problems since they only want 14 year old seamen."

Winston Churchill: "Don't speak to me of naval tradition; naval tradition is nothing more that rum, sodomy, and the lash."

Seaman Bruce Fromagio, USN Harvey Milk: "Only if it's done right.  But remember your safeword: Palomino."

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (iIzG7)

116 In a moment, Dennis Rodman will be introducing our new line of male lingerie. But first, I am announcing that we are pulling our all-star game from North Carolina until they allow cross-dressing men to shower in the girls locker room.

Posted by: NBA Commissioner at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (5xDis)

117 Any moronettes want to join up with me, and make a trip to NYC to kidnap Ace? 

Let's teach him a thing or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (1ZOkK)

118 I'm sooooo happy and blessed I'm almost 40 and sowed my wild oates before age 25 when the girl you were dating was a cute experenting bisexual who shared. Now it is overt and a full assault on humiliating men with this new shit trend as if becoming a cuckhold and loving it to please and keep your woman was not enough. Ace is right. SEX IS STUPID. *presses play on vintage Janine lesbian porn and prepares the Fleshlight*

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (a94gW)

119 harry, first I'd need to know the hash tag of the system you were using, to see if someone banned it, the the IP, to see if it got banned there

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (dciA+)

120 Didn't somebody write a book about what happened to society when all they focused on was hedonism?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (6Ll1u)

121 i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body. Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+) Lassie, Come Home!

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:10 PM (Z56vq)

122 So, what are all these cables wikileaks is releasing on Hillary?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

123 112, Saw that post at insty... Bbl after pic three.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (C9pBZ)

124
Ace, my new IP with my new isp seems to be banned... Any way to fix that?

Posted by: Harry paratestes at July 29, 2016 07:47 PM (/vWVY)







Try posting in a really old thread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (LuZz8)

125 I'm going back to my book, about when men were real men. Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (bksJQ) I'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: Barney's Frank at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (TwnkX)

126 Sure. New hash is cJrMO

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (AIbmE)

127 harry, first I'd need to know the hash tag of the system you were using, to see if someone banned it, the the IP, to see if it got banned there Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (dciA+) Don't forget, there's also the written test.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

128 Try posting in a really old thread. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (LuZz heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (AIbmE)

129 The only female looking attire that I've seen a man wear and look sexy was this cute Scottish guy wearing a kilt (in Edinburg) and I was dying to know if he was wearing anything underneath this kilt...but was too chicken to ask.

Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 03:11 PM (e8yEG)

130 I just go commando.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (rwI+c)

131 i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body. Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+) ______________________ Oooooooo,, you're making me sooooo horny... cough-cough-cough-cough,, cough-cough-fart-fart,, cough.... cackle, cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle, *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (eI9B5)

132 Didn't somebody write a book about what happened to society when all they focused on was hedonism? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby I believe so.

Posted by: Aldus Huxley at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (UPYhp)

133 Dansgirls, yeah... but isn't that kind of obvious? maybe it's more obvious for men then women (as men naturally want more muscle). okay i'll put something like that up.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (dciA+)

134 C is for confedential??? https://goo.gl/hd7w8S

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (iQIUe)

135 I know a deserted island, where no one can hear Ace's squeals. 

And I have a boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)

136 It's mostly for gay guys. Also really pricey, $140 for a pair of boxers

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (6IPEM)

137 This ignores the rule for how women are supposed to try on lingerie... throw it on the floor. Yup, that will look great on the floor next to the bed. Screw lingerie. Want to look sexy, women? Walk out of the bedroom wearing the dress shirt I just took off and nothing else. Or a robe. Or just naked. You'll have my full attention and it costs absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (71OEY)

138 120, Yeah. Gibbon's Decline and Fall...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (C9pBZ)

139 (ip deleted -- i meant send it by email. I'll put it in a Note for myself now.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (AIbmE)

140 I was dying to know if he was wearing anything underneath this kilt...but was too chicken to ask. Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (e8yEG) You're an 'ette, right? Just checking

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

141 Didn't somebody write a book about what happened to society when all they focused on was hedonism? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (6Ll1u) Yeah, The Oxford History of The French Revolution by William Doyle, et cetera, et cetera.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:12 PM (kXoT0)

142 harry, no i need to know of the hash you're saying was banned not your new one

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 03:13 PM (dciA+)

143 140, yes yes I am...lol

Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 03:13 PM (e8yEG)

144 140 I laughed.

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 03:13 PM (ur33b)

145
111 100 The USS Harvey Milk is going to have staffing problems since they only want 14 year old seamen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (UPYhp)









The funny part about that ship is that it's an oiler. A lube tub.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:13 PM (LuZz8)

146 Read about the Scottish wedding with the men wearing kilts. With nothing under them. Put "Scottish wedding skidmarks" in Google.

   The groom, in a drunken stupor, sat on the bride's lap. He left a big skidmark on her wedding dress. She didn't like it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (DW+jj)

147 114 Topic Idea: Best weekend getaway 4-6 hours away?

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (ur33b)

NICE.  Love it.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (waSFb)

148 This ignores the rule for how women are supposed to try on lingerie... throw it on the floor. Yup, that will look great on the floor next to the bed. Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (71OEY) The late fiance's favorite color in lingerie was Floor. I told a saleslady that and she busted a gut.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (kXoT0)

149 Oh, and if she's wearing one of my shirts... Yum

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (C9pBZ)

150 (please, everyone ping my IP at once.)

Okey, dokey.

Posted by: Uncle Vlad Putin at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (Tyii7)

151 "The funny part about that ship is that it's an oiler. A lube tub."

Heh.  Within three weeks, it'll be referred to behind the scenes as the USS Astroglide.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 03:14 PM (iIzG7)

152 I will say that I was once gifted some silk boxers and they actually were more comfortable that cotton.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (rwI+c)

153 142 harry, no i need to know of the hash you're saying was banned not your new one Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (dciA+) sorry, I phrased that wrong. That hash is the one that is banned. cJrMO

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (AIbmE)

154 139 and my IP is 173.44.87.242 if that helps. (please, everyone ping my IP at once.) Posted by: Harry Paratestes --------------- I would try to help you, but I have no idea what this means or how to accomplish it. Good luck?

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (EEIG6)

155 Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler and banana pudding and barbecue.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (Z56vq)

156 Do socks with holes count as lace?

Posted by: Killerdog at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (hAFh1)

157 147 Thanks. I will live vicariously with everyone's ideas since I generally stay in town during weekends. FEMA is a harsh mistress.

Oh crap.

No one hate me cause I work there, okay? I'm a dirty contractor. I know nothin'.

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (ur33b)

158 What happen to good old fashion gentle but firm hair pulling and ass slapping. Are the girls doing it to the guys these days?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 03:15 PM (MNgU2)

159 On ping only, Vasili.

Posted by: Capt. Ramius at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (8ZskC)

160 Tub of lube? Costco?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (C9pBZ)

161 But first, I am announcing that we are pulling our all-star game from North Carolina until they allow cross-dressing men to shower in the girls locker room. Posted by: NBA Commissioner ------------- However, we will continue exhibition games in countries where gheys are stoned, political opponents are jailed, and abortion of female babies is encouraged. NBA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (RrDm2)

162 Heh. Within three weeks, it'll be referred to behind the scenes as the USS Astroglide. Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7) USS Vaseline.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (SRKgf)

163 Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler and banana pudding and barbecue. Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq) Can we bless his heart?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (kXoT0)

164 158 What happen to good old fashion gentle but firm hair pulling and ass slapping. That'll get you charged with rape.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

165 I'm not even checking the link. I was "sexy" in my twenties and early thirties. I'm older and fatter now. My boobies need to be covered for everyone's sake. Somebody tell Chi that I don't even fit in my old soccer shorts anymore. He'll be disappointed, but I don't care. He's a single guy with a miniature dog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:17 PM (6gk0M)

166 Ace: "Also, if you have any tips for articles or topics, let me know." How bout see if Putin will release Hillary's medical records and post them online.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 29, 2016 03:18 PM (5xDis)

167 The Mansier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:18 PM (rwI+c)

168 Topic Idea: Heloise's Household Hints

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:19 PM (Z56vq)

169 167 The Mansier. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:18 PM (rwI+c) I thought it was "The Bro"?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (3ZoRf)

170 Hey everybody. I've shown you this before, but I guess it's still relevant... http://www.glieberman.com/

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (q7T0y)

171 I've seen some guys who could use a good girdle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (rwI+c)

172 Topic Idea: Heloise's Household Hints Posted by: ALH She did look sexy in an apron.

Posted by: Zombie Abelard at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (UPYhp)

173 Slap, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (EEIG6)

174 The only people in the entire internet fascinated by "assless chaps" (which is redundant) are you morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)


You got to 'bing it'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (P/kVC)

175 I dont think that scratch lace stuff is very comfortable.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:20 PM (iQIUe)

176 "However, we will continue exhibition games in countries where gheys are stoned, political opponents are jailed, and abortion of female babies is encouraged. NBA" -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (RrDm2) Politically Correct Jews. Can you make a phone-call? I called the Pope, but I was put on Purgatory for over two hours.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:21 PM (6gk0M)

177 Oh, and if she's wearing one of my shirts...

Yum

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (C9pBZ)







Okay, this is how that shit works. A real "incident" from my past.

Girlfriend likes my bomber jacket, the USN G-1 leather flight jacket that I got from my Dad.

Week 1: "Cur, can I wear your leather jacket?"

Week 2: "Cur, I'm going to wear the leather jacket."

Week 3: "Hey, you can't wear that, it's mine."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:21 PM (LuZz8)

178 155 Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler and banana pudding and barbecue.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)



We'll catch him on one of his walks, throw a blanket over him, shove him in the back of an Uber, transfer him to an SUV, and when he wakes up from the horse tranquilizers, he'll be on a deserted beach off the GA coast. 



Then, the plot thickens.  Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:21 PM (1ZOkK)

179 You got to 'bing it'. That's what he said!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:21 PM (rwI+c)

180 I always saw my white sweat socks as a kind of male lingerie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:22 PM (6Ll1u)

181 This may have been said 10 ways. But when did naked and willing get surpassed as the sexiest lingerie?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:22 PM (BZey7)

182 i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body. Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+) Who, Grace Jones? Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (84WkV) Red Sonja Cersei Lannister Brianne of Tarth

Posted by: Adriane the Male Lingerie Critic ... at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (AoK0a)

183 So, who is suppose to buy this stuff? Straight guys?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

184 Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK) You are such a naughty girl. He will eat this up.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (Z56vq)

185 I see no reason for men to switch from the codpiece.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (rwI+c)

186 >>>Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket
to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler
and banana pudding and barbecue.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)


We'll catch him on one of his walks, throw a blanket over him, shove him in the back of an Uber, transfer him to an SUV, and when he wakes up from the horse tranquilizers, he'll be on a deserted beach off the GA coast.
Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)<<<



**stands up**


I am Spartac-ace!

Posted by: Spartac-ace, wants banana pudding, peach cobbler, and bbq at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (H9MG5)

187 171 I've seen some guys who could use a good girdle. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c) I was at a pool when I with interest I saw a chubby girl walk by topless, her boobs bouncing and wobbling hypnotically. Then I looked higher and realized it was a boy of about 14. /shudder Dude, really.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2016 03:23 PM (SRKgf)

188 Sexiest thing on a man?  A towel.  After a nice, hot shower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:24 PM (1ZOkK)

189 I always saw my white sweat socks as a kind of male lingerie. Punch some holes in 'em, you can make them fishnet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:24 PM (q7T0y)

190 "We'll catch him on one of his walks, throw a blanket over him, shove him in the back of an Uber, transfer him to an SUV, and when he wakes up from the horse tranquilizers, he'll be on a deserted beach off the GA coast. Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK) I need a sign-up sheet. --or at least a newsletter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:24 PM (6gk0M)

191 181 This may have been said 10 ways. But when did naked and willing get surpassed as the sexiest lingerie? Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:22 PM (BZey7) Willing and a skirt works too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 03:24 PM (bMG0w)

192 183 So, who is suppose to buy this stuff? Straight guys? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (iQIUe) Such a dry sense of humor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2016 03:24 PM (SRKgf)

193 I think men with dish pan hands are sexy as Hell.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (Z56vq)

194 Aviator- I left a post in the last thread for a pulse check. I'm all go but after Ace left his I'm outta here post I began to wonder. I look forward to hosting any of you that will come. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2016 07:41 PM (xo6p+) My two cents is we need to get started and carry on regardless of what ace does. (I hope he sticks around, for the record)

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (heN73)

195 190 I could stand to hear some more.

Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (ur33b)

196 ace I miss the designated commenter participation threads on various 'contests' or lists. Haiku threads, Deep Thought threads , Best of list threads, Chuck Norris facsimile threads( how would we have ever gotten the cougar condom without it) , etc.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (MNgU2)

197 I think it was Mel Gibson who tells the story of asking one of the Scottish extras in Brave Heart what they were wearing under the kilt. The guy replied 'Your mother's lipstick!'. Mel said he was scared of those guys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (rwI+c)

198 Then I looked higher and realized it was a boy of about 14. /shudder Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf) Yes, the man boob situation in this country is out of control. It's all the soy and estrogen in the food. I have seen skinny guys with man boobs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (kXoT0)

199 Then I looked higher and realized it was a boy of about 14. /shudder Dude, really. Posted by: Jay Guevara All of a sudden, my school lunches aren't such a bad idea after all.

Posted by: Moochelle, FLOTUS at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (UPYhp)

200 It's not real; it's just clickbait.




Because I don't want to think about the alternative.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2016 03:25 PM (R+30W)

201 I would hope that the positivity, upbeat, happiness thread (whatever it was called) becomes a regular addition.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 29, 2016 03:26 PM (4ng05)

202 Ace seems to have left?  I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:26 PM (1ZOkK)

203 Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK) You're going to make him an elegant dinner?

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 03:26 PM (bMG0w)

204 Ace, if you buy the men's lingerie, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

Posted by: madamemayhem at July 29, 2016 03:26 PM (WPm3x)

205 I would hope that the positivity, upbeat, happiness thread (whatever it was called) becomes a regular addition. I liked the way it was paired with a misery thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:26 PM (rwI+c)

206 He, kidnapping ace and Sparatac-ace.


The lace man panties are gross.

Posted by: Infidel at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (KHLyV)

207 Ace seems to have left? I wonder why? Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK) He's on the street looking for an Uber driver with a Georgia accent.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (kXoT0)

208 Was arguing with my brother a year ago about Hillary. I said she was the inevitable Democrat nominee. He said she was such an unlikable figure and such a horrible campaigner that she had zero chance of getting Democrat nomination.


As usual my prediction was proven right.  

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (Y/5qL)

209 Sexiest thing on a man? A towel. After a nice, hot shower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)


I call my towel hook "Dean Martin".

Posted by: Dean Martin at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (P/kVC)

210 Of course the silk lingerie for men is for gay men. Duh. No straight man is wearing that shit.

Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (q7eWh)

211 Willing and a skirt works too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)


Good point. Willing is the most sexy for a guy.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (BZey7)

212 Years ago and ex girlfriend went to one of those sexy toy parties. She came home with elephant undies for me as a joke... essentially 2 pieces of crossed elastic with an elephant face for the front. You were supposed to "use" the trunk. It was funny. Never wore them but I laughed.

Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (71OEY)

213 205 I would hope that the positivity, upbeat, happiness thread (whatever it was called) becomes a regular addition. I liked the way it was paired with a misery thread. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (rwI+c) Those with little-to-no capacity for happiness need a thread too.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (0mRoj)

214 Yes, the man boob situation in this country is out of control. It's all the soy and estrogen in the food. I have seen skinny guys with man boobs. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (kXoT0) My Rx: G.Y.M. And lots of it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2016 03:27 PM (SRKgf)

215 207 Ace seems to have left? I wonder why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)

He's on the street looking for an Uber driver with a Georgia accent.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (kXoT0)




Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (1ZOkK)

216 True story - Mr. H and I are at the restaurant, when the server hands him the check, he say's Why do I always have to pay the check? Because you're the boss, I say. Okay, you can be the boss, he replies. Fine, I say. Hand me your wallet. Men are so silly.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (Z56vq)

217 Ace doesnt walk. Ace rides Bikey McBikeyFace with saddlebags. He'd be impossible to catch with out a traq gun.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (iQIUe)

218
The Ultimate sexy men's fashion.

http://tinyurl.com/jnn9fpy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (LuZz8)

219 #BringBackOurManUnderwear

Posted by: dissent555 at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (GdgAM)

220 ***Worst 5 Places to Try On Men's Lingerie*** 5. Lena Dunham's "bondage box" 4. Restroom in Hillary's RV 3. The Barrel on Pine-Sol day 2. Floor of the Republican National Convention 1. Target "Men's" Room

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (q7T0y)

221 ..."As usual my prediction was proven right." -Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Y/5qL) You should have a radio show.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:28 PM (6gk0M)

222 I'm the guy who made shorts with dark socks popular summertime wear.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2016 03:29 PM (crGCi)

223 207 Ace seems to have left? I wonder why? Maybe he doesn't like aggressive females.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:29 PM (Z56vq)

224 Casting calls for the new Rocky Horror Picture Show are bound to happen soon, so get comfortable in your new skins, fellers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 03:29 PM (BK3ZS)

225 Messed that sock up

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 03:29 PM (P/kVC)

226 177, Yeah, lost a couple of nice polo brand button downs that way

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:29 PM (C9pBZ)

227 Messed that sock up Haven't we all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:30 PM (rwI+c)

228 So when did Hills start making all these goofy faces? Do they think that makes her look like a normal person bc it doesnt.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:30 PM (iQIUe)

229 Man, I was seriously hoping this wouldn't make the front page of AoSHQ. Yeek.




But that being said, I do like the feel of silk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:30 PM (pUDQf)

230 It used to be all the lingerie a guy needed was a good job and a nice car.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:30 PM (BZey7)

231 223 207
Ace seems to have left? I wonder why?

Maybe he doesn't like aggressive females.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Z56vq)




Moi?  *fans self*  He lives in New Yawk.  I doubt he's running into too many dainty debs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:30 PM (1ZOkK)

232 Does Gabe know about this?


Where is that "fella" anyway?  Federalist?



Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 03:31 PM (F1iXz)

233 Do they make pushups for men?



Asking for my friend, Ace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:31 PM (pUDQf)

234 I used to date a girl who liked to get rowdy in wool knee socks. It was ... interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:31 PM (rwI+c)

235 Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth Stood Still...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:31 PM (C9pBZ)

236 Ace seems to have left? I wonder why?

Maybe he doesn't like aggressive females.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Z56vq)


Maybe he had to go punish the pope.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 03:31 PM (P/kVC)

237 Ewok jr. won't flog itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:32 PM (pUDQf)

238 Maybe he had to go punish the pope. Arrest the Riddler.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:32 PM (rwI+c)

239 I'll bet dollars to donuts Ace is watching pron right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:32 PM (1ZOkK)

240 This dude is livin the Moron lifestyle http://tinyurl.com/j6r6to4

Posted by: McCool at July 29, 2016 03:32 PM (PhpHA)

241 236 Ace seems to have left? I wonder why? What time was his movie starting?

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (Z56vq)

242
Sexiest thing on a man? A towel. After a nice, hot shower.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)







Actually, the sexiest thing on a man is Kate Upton. Unfortunately, she's not on THIS man. *grumblegrumble*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (LuZz8)

243 Heh.... My angel -and a few other very close friends - think it funny that I have winter and summer pajamas. Love it when they borrow them.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (DE2u4)

244 Need to polish your Polish pole? Polly's Polish Polish has been polled as the best polish for poles made in Poland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (q7T0y)

245 234 I used to date a girl who liked to get rowdy in wool knee socks. It was ... interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (rwI+c)


I dated a few girls who would club you for wearing socks to bed. Different strokes, different folks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (pUDQf)

246 So when did Hills start making all these goofy faces? Do they think that makes her look like a normal person bc it doesnt. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe) I think she has a medical condition that is out of control due to stress and fatigue. She is not in good health and like many others, I speculate that the heavily padded oversized pantsuits are being used to hide medical equipment such as insulin or other types of medication pumps, body braces, and so on and so forth. Otherwise there is no reason to wear extremely expensive clothes that add 40 pounds when one is already lumpy and dumpy.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (kXoT0)

247 They already have previews of the new Rocky Horror, you wouldn't ever guess that they gave the lead to a real tranny.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (6Ll1u)

248 Nothing says "I'm comfortable in my masculinity" like cupping my balls in a cradle of lacy silk.

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2016 03:33 PM (WYh6/)

249 Ace, Article suggestion: Jawas vs Ewoks. A chance for you to blow off steam and get your geek on with an objective pro/con on Jawa (scavenged and cobbled) tech vs the Ewok's wily but adorable ferocity. No, really.

Posted by: doomed, now archly pronounced doom-ed with one pinkie raised at July 29, 2016 03:34 PM (hkF9G)

250
Maybe he had to go punish the pope.


Arrest the Riddler.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)







Prompt the Porpoise.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:34 PM (LuZz8)

251 P.S., no one watches the 'whole' porn movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:34 PM (pUDQf)

252 My angel -and a few other very close friends - think it funny that I have winter and summer pajamas.///
So you heat your house with wood?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:34 PM (BZey7)

253 250 Maybe he had to go punish the pope. Arrest the Riddler. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c) Prompt the Porpoise. Honking on BoBo

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 03:35 PM (Z56vq)

254
P.S., no one watches the 'whole' porn movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (pUDQf)










Plot?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:35 PM (LuZz8)

255 P.S., no one watches the 'whole' porn movie. Not all at once anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

256 I feel bad for you guys. You really aren't allowed to pamper yoirselves the way women can without seeming weak or gay.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (6IPEM)

257 Beating the Bishop

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (rwI+c)

258 "Plot?" -Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz He delivers more than the pizza?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (6gk0M)

259 FINALLY! A WAY TO EXPRESS MY TRUE INNER BEING!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (rUc9h)

260 30 I could see Zorro wearing something like this. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (8ZskC) Zorro, or Zorro, the Gay Blade? NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (brIR5)

261 We had the new (9 month old) grandson over yesterday, as we do every week. I had a 14" cube box that I turned into his first "fort". He loved it and started using the walls to hoist himself onto his feet. Somewhere down the road I'm gonna shock the shit out of his idiot mother by teaching him to respond with the phrase, "Don't oppress me with your gynocratic strictures, Mom!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (BK3ZS)

262 >>>Maybe he had to go punish the pope.

Arrest the Riddler.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)

Prompt the Porpoise.
Honking on BoBo

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (Z56vq)<<<



It's Ace, so... whack the 'wok.

Posted by: Spartac-ace, wants banana pudding, peach cobbler, and bbq at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (H9MG5)

263 Plot? Posted by: IllTemperedCur ---------------- Porn movies have a lot of plot holes.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 03:36 PM (EEIG6)

264 I think Ace is secretly afraid of the 'ettes.  We're not pushovers like the fem libs who think they're strong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)

265 It's Ace, so... whack the 'wok. Chew the bacca. Jabba the Hut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:37 PM (q7T0y)

266 P.S., no one watches the 'whole' porn movie.///
Fast forward killed the porn plot.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:37 PM (BZey7)

267 Is every single male associated with the Obama administration ghey? Or just all of the spokes... persons?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:37 PM (jO7js)

268 I think Ace is secretly afraid of the 'ettes. We're not pushovers like the fem libs who think they're strong. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK) Us, sweet little us? Surely not!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (kXoT0)

269 Socks? Here in South Texas? Sure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (C9pBZ)

270 I feel bad for you guys. You really aren't allowed to pamper yoirselves the way women can without seeming weak or gay. Pampering to me means a painful deep tissue massage from a possibly East German wench named Helga. Also, an old fashioned straight razor shave from a 95 year old barber. I used to crack up when they offered to squeeze any blackheads you might have.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (rwI+c)

271 Flogging the Hog

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (P/kVC)

272 This guy from the State Department is authentic right down to the lisp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (jO7js)

273 ARTICLE SUGGESTION:

Moron lifestyle. Topics would be endless.

What everyone moron in the horde should wear

What drinks are in, what drinks make you appear liberal. What's a conservative man to drink?

Best whiskey for the moron on the go?

How to get drunk in a no beer stadium.

Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron.

What male morons hate secretly hate about female moron behavior (so Buzzfeed!!).

What female morons wish male morons knew in the bedroom.

How to impress your boss moron without getting lipstick stains on his ass.

How to pick out colors that go together.

Endless..


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (pUDQf)

274 There is no sexual fetish / fantasy that is not available to view that is not illegal . Just make something up and I guarantee that there is video.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 03:38 PM (MNgU2)

275 This guy from the State Department is authentic right down to the lisp. Posted by: Mike Hammer David Tafuri

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:39 PM (jO7js)

276 268 I think Ace is secretly afraid of the 'ettes. We're not pushovers like the fem libs who think they're strong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)

Us, sweet little us? Surely not!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (kXoT0)



heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)

277 Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron. I still have a copy of "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:39 PM (q7T0y)

278 Willy J - From the swale before mine hovel, remove thyself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 03:39 PM (DE2u4)

279 Wow that sentence made no sense. Don't watch TV and type.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 03:40 PM (MNgU2)

280 In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 29, 2016 03:40 PM (rUc9h)

281 256 I feel bad for you guys. You really aren't allowed to pamper yoirselves the way women can without seeming weak or gay.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)


When those Korean women get a hold of my feet, I quit caring. It's only when they upsell me on the manicure, that we have a difference of opinion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:40 PM (pUDQf)

282 This guy from the State Department is authentic right down to the lisp. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Let's make him ambassador to a mooselimb country!

Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 29, 2016 03:40 PM (UPYhp)

283 Rule 34.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:40 PM (rwI+c)

284 I ran a tanning salon for sixteen years with a logical, rational fear of snowflake females. The 'Ette-Like Ladies were a pleasure! "Hop in bed #3. I'll be over to turn you on in a minute" -Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:41 PM (6gk0M)

285 Only way I'm watching the new Rocky Horror is if Meatloaf is in it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:41 PM (6Ll1u)

286
We had the new (9 month old) grandson over yesterday, as we do every week. I had a 14" cube box that I turned into his first "fort". He loved it and started using the walls to hoist himself onto his feet.

Somewhere down the road I'm gonna shock the shit out of his idiot mother by teaching him to respond with the phrase, "Don't oppress me with your gynocratic strictures, Mom!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (BK3ZS)










A fort, hmmmm? Gotta teach him some Monty Python French insults.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 03:41 PM (LuZz8)

287 When those Korean women get a hold of my feet, I quit caring. It's only when they upsell me on the manicure, that we have a difference of opinion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf)


Ever tried the 'body shampoo'?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 03:41 PM (P/kVC)

288 There has always been lingerie for men. It's called lingerie.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 03:41 PM (qUNWi)

289 277 Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron.

I still have a copy of "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (q7T0y)


Real pajama boys make quiche for a party of five.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (pUDQf)

290 Plot? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM ...............It starts with a pizza delivery.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (dNwFH)

291 @226 Anon a mouse-Lost a nice Polo Purple Label. If you own nice tailored clothes make sure to hide them or lock them away from the women that like to take souvenirs.

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (wnwJC)

292 I still have the book, "Martha Stewart Does Everything Better Than You Do."

Favorite chapter,

Harvesting the young sheep and handcrafting condoms.

I don't remember the friend who gifted me the book, but it's still priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (1ZOkK)

293 I've come to clear your pipes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (rwI+c)

294
Ever tried the 'body shampoo'?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (P/kVC)


I just snorted beer out my nose, fucker.


One on every corner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (pUDQf)

295 You should have a radio show.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (6gk0M)



You seem to have a long memory, and too hold onto grudges.

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 03:42 PM (Y/5qL)

296 -Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (pUDQf) We call that the Overnight Open Thread. Colloquially, the ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:43 PM (6gk0M)

297 Real pajama boys make quiche for a party of five. Yup, with silken tofu.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:43 PM (q7T0y)

298 I feel bad for you guys. You really aren't allowed to pamper yoirselves the way women can without seeming weak or gay. Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM I pamper myself by having extra bacon for breakfast, better scotch and finer cigars. But mostly extra bacon. ;P

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2016 03:43 PM (qbnYE)

299 Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM) I put my good face cream on my husband's face. He doesn't care. I keep evian spray in the fridge by the pool and spray him with it. He couldn't care less.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2016 03:43 PM (eU/yZ)

300 Tim Curry remains the only dude who gets a pass for wearing lingerie. Only because he was in The Hunt for Red October.

Dammit, Janet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:44 PM (pUDQf)

301 Ever tried the 'body shampoo'?

I bet the Ewok has.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:44 PM (BZey7)

302 I put my good face cream on my husband's face. He doesn't care. I keep evian spray in the fridge by the pool and spray him with it. He couldn't care less. Well....hyeah.... duh

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 03:44 PM (qUNWi)

303 Have a great picture of our son with a buddy in Thailand.  They're getting pedicures and drinking beer.

My heart went out to the poor Thai pedicurists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)

304 Tim Curry remains the only dude who gets a pass for wearing lingerie. Even when he goes to 7-Eleven??? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (q7T0y)

305 If Ace comes down to Georgia I volunteer to take him fishing and squirrel hunting. Also we can go get stuck in the mud if he wants.

Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (BO/km)

306 "You seem to have a long memory, and too hold onto grudges." -Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Y/5qL) I was just kidding, Good Sir. I meant not to offend, but merely to give you a silly recall-poke. We have interacted since then and as you'll recall, I've shown you no malice, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (6gk0M)

307 I have on white boxers with black and tan dutch hounds on them. Very sexy and given to me by Mrs. E. So I have to wear them.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (zLDYs)

308 There has always been lingerie for men. It's called lingerie. Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi) True dat. When I was in Art School in Chicago, my roommate worked in a lingerie shop. One of the first things the shop manager trained her on was this, "There are certain customers who need the shop to themselves when they shop. So if I tell you that you are done for the day and to lock the door and put up the closed sign, I will be helping that customer to shop...for himself. I will still pay your for your shift, but, I need you to leave immediately because they all want to look like you and they never will." We howled.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

309 Tim Curry remains the only dude who gets a pass for wearing lingerie. Posted by: AlaBAMA What about Graham Chapman? https://youtu.be/lW5RD90o3WA

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 03:46 PM (UPYhp)

310 305 If Ace comes down to Georgia I volunteer to take him fishing and squirrel hunting. Also we can go get stuck in the mud if he wants.

Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)



But first he must be "punished" by the 'ettes. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)

311 I never got the whole lingerie thing. "Here hon, put this on" "oooooooh" *tears it off

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2016 03:47 PM (JmjOe)

312 Waaait a minute. Off inappropriate sock.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 03:47 PM (BO/km)

313 The boxer (!) Oscar de la Hoya modeled this type of lingerie years ago. Apparently already popular in LA back then.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 29, 2016 03:47 PM (NUqwG)

314 But first he must be "punished" by the 'ettes. This means he says "adios" to all his back hair, doesn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 03:48 PM (BK3ZS)

315 Just don't say "choking the chicken"




Makes me nervous.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 29, 2016 03:48 PM (F1iXz)

316 233 Do they make pushups for men? Asking for my friend, Ace. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (pUDQf) ============ I know someone does. There was this trannie from SD who looked ridiculous. I found out he had a youtube channel and checked it out. He had all sorts of advice on push up bras. And you know I actually started liking the kid. Sure he's weird but he gave good bra advice.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 03:48 PM (iQIUe)

317 still banned fwiw :-\

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 03:48 PM (AIbmE)

318 Will there be a topic on the medical monitoring thread on how to fap healthy? I'm thinking avoiding injury, most efficient calorie burning, and healthy erotic imaging.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 03:48 PM (Nwg0u)

319 Ace could use a good trip to the south. Get out of the liberal cesspool of New York.

Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:49 PM (pUDQf)

320 It's a European shoulder bag!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:49 PM (rwI+c)

321 I wish I had all the money I've spent on really, really nice lingerie over the (many) years.

Now, my husband thinks I'm "cute" in a little t-shirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:49 PM (1ZOkK)

322 Will there be a topic on the medical monitoring thread on how to fap healthy? I'm thinking avoiding injury, most efficient calorie burning, and healthy erotic imaging. Proper hydration is key.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:49 PM (rwI+c)

323 I took my time traveling contraption back and had to tell Zager and Evans that they missed it by a few centuries. When I told them that they could still keep the royalties, they just ran up the bar tab on purpose.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (6Ll1u)

324 Ace --"yeah... but isn't that kind of obvious? " Well, yes. But when you wrote in last Mondays thread that you had hit a plateau it got me thinking about my own experience. I started at 260 and made it all the way down to 230 when the door slammed shut on any more weight loss. The thing is, while I wasn't losing in more weight, my pants kept getting more loose. The mirror told the whole story. Yeah, I still have some love handles to work on, but the point is my body had clearly hit a point where muscle growth had jumped over fat loss. Bottom line, no more weight loss for me. Maybe you are at that point too?

Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (xBbs+)

325 OK I know it's Friday and all. I am still working. I am trying to go on vacation and all you self employed rons know what that's like! Not to get OT or kill the fun that is mens lingerie. But think about this for one minute. The FBI told Team Scrunt that they'd been hacked and wanted to look further into it. This was during the investigation into her personal server. The FBI told them it was a separate issue. Short of a subpoena she told them to piss off. She was so worried about national security that she said no. Let that sink in for a minute and imagine what kind of putrid bullshit she'll be able to get away with if she gets in the WH.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (dNwFH)

326 309 Tim Curry remains the only dude who gets a pass for wearing lingerie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What about Graham Chapman?
https://youtu.be/lW5RD90o3WA

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:46 PM (UPYhp)


I allow it. Monty gets a pass on everything.


Nothing will ever top black knight/white night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (pUDQf)

327 I think Ace needs to hold an "'Ettes Only" MoMee. Maybe at some estate in the Hamptons. Invitation only. He will be passed around like a plate of Oysters Rockafeller.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (jR7Wy)

328 Other than massages, I can't think of any kind of acceptable male pampering. My best friend was complaining about how rough his hands are and I said get a mani. No, that's gay. So, I said use a good hand creme. No, that's gay. Lotion is gay?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 03:50 PM (6IPEM)

329 319 Ace could use a good trip to the south. Get out of the liberal cesspool of New York.

Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf)


May I suggest football season when it is a little cooler.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 03:51 PM (F1iXz)

330 A tip for the Horde: 'Rons - no matter how cute and sweet she is, NEVER let a woman shave you with a safety razor, unless you're really sure she knows what she's doing. These kids grown up on multi-blade gizmos have no idea how to use them. And just go ahead and hide your real razor, 'cause she'll kill you with it for sure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 03:51 PM (DE2u4)

331 I was just kidding, Good Sir. I meant not to offend, but merely to give you a silly recall-poke.

We have interacted since then and as you'll recall, I've shown you no malice, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (6gk0M)


OK, my apologies. Though sometimes it is hard to tell sarcasm from attacks.

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 03:51 PM (Y/5qL)

332 I don't know about solo, but I read an article on the most dangerous sexual positions. Cowgirl was apparently the worst. She's gets to enthusiastic, something pops out and doesn't go back in and she comes down hard.

     Broken Mr. Happy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 03:51 PM (DW+jj)

333 Yes. Women wearing a mans shirt and nothing else is sexier than ANY lingerie....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2016 03:51 PM (JmjOe)

334 Ain't clicking on the link. Saw a picture earlier somewhere and felt triggered. Ace, what about reviewing primary races coming up? People we hate and want to lose. Your favorite, Ms. Lisa MurCOWski, is having hers in August. We need to money bomb her opponent. Also, stink-ass McCain. Please, God, let him be beaten.

Posted by: Joanne at July 29, 2016 03:52 PM (hgBpU)

335 321 I wish I had all the money I've spent on really, really nice lingerie over the (many) years.

Now, my husband thinks I'm "cute" in a little t-shirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)


It's never about what's covering up your naughty bits. It's the naughty bits.


How to turn on a man: Show up naked with a 6-pack and a porterhouse.



Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:52 PM (pUDQf)

336 327 I think Ace needs to hold an "'Ettes Only" MoMee. Maybe at some estate in the Hamptons. Invitation only.

He will be passed around like a plate of Oysters Rockafeller.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (jR7Wy)



Yes.  And we all need to bring attractive, successful, single girlfriends.  I've got several I'd bring. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK)

337 When Mrs. Krebs and I began seeing each other I heard from her shortly thereafter that event meant it was time for her to buy all new underwear / lingerie. Dummy that I am, I replied, "Wut?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 03:53 PM (BK3ZS)

338 The reason I loved lingerie when I was dating/married. Was because I knew I was getting some that night. A "hi my name is" sticker would have worked for me as well as the lingerie  did. But buying 10 cent stickers would probably not put them in the right mind for lovin like the VS stuff did.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 03:53 PM (BZey7)

339 Ace is gay? Cause no straight man would wear that

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 03:53 PM (zOTsN)

340 This crap is for the gay market. Period.

Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2016 03:53 PM (U+nHb)

341 >> Women wearing a mans shirt and nothing else is sexier than ANY
>> lingerie....

   And a tie, maybe nothing but a tie. When done right, loosely tied.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 03:54 PM (DW+jj)

342 still banned fwiw :-\ Not to me.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 03:55 PM (qUNWi)

343 This crap is for the gay market. Period. Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (U+nHb) ------------------------------- I think a review of all the relevant letters (LGBTQXYZ) is obviously needed but I am not going to provide it.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 29, 2016 03:56 PM (NUqwG)

344 >>> Ace could use a good trip to the south. Get out of the liberal cesspool of New York. Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf) ----- I can't see Ace liking any southern state. He would be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I can't see him conversing with a redneck. I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a lot.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 03:56 PM (6IPEM)

345 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 03:56 PM (DW+jj)

346 330 A tip for the Horde:

'Rons - no matter how cute and sweet she is, NEVER let a woman shave you with a safety razor, unless you're really sure she knows what she's doing.

These kids grown up on multi-blade gizmos have no idea how to use them. And just go ahead and hide your real razor, 'cause she'll kill you with it for sure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (DE2u4)


Ha. I once had a very sexy older woman offer to shave my family jewels. Tempting as it was, I declined the offer. Safety razor, my balls and a drunk female wasn't my idea of a smart move.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:56 PM (pUDQf)

347 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) That and the "Wile E. Coyote." (That's when you have to do it frantically before an anvil lands on you.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 03:57 PM (q7T0y)

348 333>> Yessir! Although there is a particular Stars jersey that gets washed a lot here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2016 03:57 PM (qbnYE)

349 "OK, my apologies. Though sometimes it is hard to tell sarcasm from attacks." -Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (Y/5qL) Love ya', Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 03:57 PM (6gk0M)

350 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. - They ought to do an afternoon special.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

351 Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl?

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 03:58 PM (qUNWi)

352 penile fractures Are we discussing prison breaks now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 03:58 PM (BK3ZS)

353 I can't see Ace liking any southern state. He would be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I can't see him conversing with a redneck. And yet.. I had a friend who was a Yankee from New Hampshire who moved to Alabama in his twenties. He fit in perfectly. He even became a translator for his family when they visited.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:58 PM (rwI+c)

354 They ought to do an afternoon special. Today, on a very special Blossom ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (rwI+c)

355 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. I'm willing to take that risk.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (T/cxb)

356 Penile fracture >>> Hillary's mud flaps.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (qUNWi)

357 I can't see Ace liking any southern state. He would be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I can't see him conversing with a redneck.

I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a lot.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)


That made me chuckle! Truth be told, I'm a transplant from Ohio, so my original culture shock moving to Alabama was large. But I don't think you'll meet more honest people, good or bad. Southern women are something special.


And plenty of rednecks have a decent grasp on world affairs, despite the mud in their tire treads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (pUDQf)

358 Silk is such a misunderstood fabric... It's stronger and lighter than nylon, and fire-resistant too!  It's wrinkle-resistant, abrasion-resistant, odor-resistant, and stain-resistant.  It repels moisture and dries quickly.  If silk were priced competively, no one would ever wear cotton or polyester...

Silk's asociation with finery and lingerie is soley due to its ability to be woven as a single fibre making relatively strong, thin, translucent fabrics possible.  And its cost...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (kP16F)

359 @335 AlaBAMA-The perfect woman would be one that turns into a pizza after sex.

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (wnwJC)

360 Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron -------- *looks at coffee table* The Rifle Book, Jack O'Connor Copies of American Rifleman and GCA Quarterly Architects and Builders of North Carolina

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 03:59 PM (jO7js)

361 355 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. --- Brokedick Mounting. Maybe that's what Ace is watching right now...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (jR7Wy)

362 345. Publius - Totally worth the risk. 346. AlaBAMA - jeez! And I thought I'd lived.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (DE2u4)

363 @335 AlaBAMA-The perfect woman would be one that turns into a pizza after sex. God help me I lolled...

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (qUNWi)

364 Who was really looking for man-kini anyways? *look around*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (9ym/8)

365 Even the words penile fracture make me cross my legs, oh, the horror.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (6Ll1u)

366 We could have a thread about nothing. Like Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 04:00 PM (Z56vq)

367 I can't see Ace liking any southern state. He would be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I can't see him conversing with a redneck.

I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a lot.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)



I love ya, Elle, but for crying out loud, the South isn't back woods.  I've lived in redneck hell in the Fox River Valley outside Chicago. A whiter, more racist place on earth.



We literally had "friends" in Chicago wondering how we would struggle getting back with the southern mouth breathers.



Gah.  I love the South.  After 6  1/2 years in Chicagoland, Atlanta wasn't far enough South.  Yay!  Savannah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

368 The perfect woman would be one that turns into a pizza after sex. That would be one of those "white sauce" pizzas, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 04:01 PM (T/cxb)

369 THAT'S GOLD, ALH!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:01 PM (rwI+c)

370 Even the words penile fracture make me cross my legs, oh, the horror. It's not really a boner.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 04:01 PM (Z56vq)

371 "penile fracture" Ack. *grimaces* Nature made things a way for a reason.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:03 PM (9ym/8)

372 ..."Lotion is gay?" -Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM) Unless you are an "ashy black" or masturbatory? --Yes. A man never leaves the house smelling like orchids or whatever lotion smells like. I smell like Dial soap and Old Spice, with a dash of Armani. A touch of Armani. Not a "splash", not a "body spray" of Armani... One dab behind each ear and one dab at the top of each collarbone. Cologne should be for those who want to get closer, not as a "Prey Trap of Piss".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:03 PM (6gk0M)

373 365 Even the words penile fracture make me cross my legs, oh, the horror. Then you had better keep a great deal of distance between yourself and "testicular torsion".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 04:03 PM (BK3ZS)

374 I think Ace pulls wool in NYC, but pretends he doesn't. And speaking of NYC I drive there last Thankgiving to visit a old friend and stayed almost a week in Manhattan. I'd never Bern there before but I was shocked by the number of beautiful women there and the severe shortage of decent looking men for the ladies. Furthermore, they are aggressive towards men or at least somebody who wears UGA and Braves baseball hats. But the biggest shocker to me was from around 11am-2am every good looking dude was on TINDER. Anyway, my friend and I decided I should not live or stay too long in big cities because there is WAY TOO MUCH EASILY OBTAINED TEMPTATIONS day and night. But I had a blast and the people there were friendly as fuck to me, probably because I'm from Georgia and not Atlanta.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 04:03 PM (a94gW)

375 359 @335 AlaBAMA-The perfect woman would be one that turns into a pizza after sex.

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (wnwJC)


Now you've turned it into the Bull Rider.


(Where you mount your favorite lady, tell her she's gained weight and try and hold on for eight seconds.)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:04 PM (pUDQf)

376 358 Silk doesn't breathe well, iirc. Gets muggy.

Posted by: doomed at July 29, 2016 04:04 PM (hkF9G)

377 @368 Blanco Basura-There's too many "ettes" about to really respond appropriately to your question.

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 04:04 PM (wnwJC)

378 "and "testicular torsion" Ack again! WTF.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:04 PM (9ym/8)

379 IT MEANS TO HAVE YOUR BALLS TWISTED

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2016 04:05 PM (rwI+c)

380 Testicular tortion PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92u08Wmtxwk Stop. Touch. And Tell!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 04:05 PM (jR7Wy)

381 There's too many "ettes" about to really respond appropriately to your question. Hey, it was just a shot in the dark.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 04:05 PM (T/cxb)

382 >>>324 Yeah, I still have some love handles to work on, but the point is my body had clearly hit a point where muscle growth had jumped over fat loss.

Bottom line, no more weight loss for me. Maybe you are at that point too?

Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (xBbs+)<<<

This is where body fat estimating scales come in handy.  Although they're far from accurate versus caliper measurements, they are GREAT at measuring trends.  So, if the weight loss plateaus, the BF readings will continue to decrease if increased muscle growth is occurring.  And, they'll jump quite a bit if you're dehydrated.

I'll start reporting those on Mondays, too.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2016 04:06 PM (jV8Mq)

383 >>>> And yet.. I had a friend who was a Yankee from New Hampshire who moved to Alabama in his twenties. He fit in perfectly. He even became a translator for his family when they visited. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 ------ I have family from NH. The first time they visited me in TX, they were really uncomfortable and felt so out of place. They had no ability to talk to my friends without seeming stiff and awkward and snobby. The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that? Me: Idk Them: Then why are they waving to you?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 04:06 PM (6IPEM)

384 I can see Ace in Miami with a house on one of those islands, beach front, he could sit out all day in his lawn chair and catch a breeze.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 04:06 PM (iQIUe)

385 I think I'm going to watch Bad Santa. All this talk reminds me of the boxing lesson from that movie.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 04:06 PM (Z56vq)

386 I had minor surgery today. While the doctor was cutting part of my leg off, she was telling me about cold tail syndrome. It's no cowgirl boner breaker but I thought it interesting. Her husband had taken their lab with him fishing. It's been over the century mark lately so the dog spent most of his time in the water. When a dog spends too much time in too cold water, he can get cold tail syndrome. The tail hangs limply, is painful, and is sometimes bent. The good news is a couple of weeks of rest and he's fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 04:06 PM (Nwg0u)

387 Unfuckingbelievable. This is the Mittster today: "You have to give Donald Trump credit, he was able to bring a rhetoric and a style that he had perfected over his career to the political sphere and connect with people and become the nominee. Despite the fact that I and a lot of other people thought he would not be an ideal nominee, he is."

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:07 PM (/m8T6)

388 @375 AlaBAMA-LOL, that one is going to go to work with me on Monday. Thanks.

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 04:07 PM (wnwJC)

389 351: All cowgirl positions, for that figure. But reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous. I think. What usually happens is Mr. Happy gets jammed into the pubic/pelvic bone.

    That is bad thing indeed. Very painful.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:07 PM (DW+jj)

390 I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Swiss Luger. http://bit.ly/2ay4yLM

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:08 PM (rwI+c)

391 "I had minor surgery today. While the doctor was cutting part of my leg off," Jeezus. That's doesn't sound exactly "minor."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:08 PM (9ym/8)

392 Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler and banana pudding and barbecue. Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq) Um, can I get in on this? Can't seem to get that here in Texas.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 04:08 PM (Vhg+d)

393 The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that?
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (6IPEM)

Exactly.


I wave to everyone. Hold the door for everyone. Ladies go first. Old people first. You stop to help anyone with the hood up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:08 PM (pUDQf)

394 This is the Mittster today The Mitt is always either at your feet or at your throat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:09 PM (rwI+c)

395 I never had a mani/pedi. Lotion is totally teh ghey. Wouldn't wear lingerie which isn't necessarily teh ghey but is totally tranny. But I do like a pretty bath once in a while.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2016 04:09 PM (EZebt)

396 The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that? Me: Idk Them: Then why are they waving to you? I experienced the same thing during my five years in SC. It was easy to get used to and it was nice. The same thing seldom happened in VA during my eleven years there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 04:10 PM (BK3ZS)

397 Good God in heaven, there needs to be a warning on that link. I think my effing ovaries shriveled up in absolute horror. Male lingerie is just a no. Not even the banana hammock. Just be a dude and don't stink. That's really enough.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2016 04:10 PM (KkVB6)

398 Use lotion myself. Especially after a sun-burn. Nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:10 PM (9ym/8)

399 >>> Lotion is totally teh ghey. I take a walk on the wild side during the winter.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2016 04:10 PM (eiFlk)

400 The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that? Me: Idk Them: Then why are they waving to you? Posted by: L, Elle ---------------- Where I come from, you lift your forefinger from the steering wheel as a 'hello' as you pass on the road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 04:10 PM (jO7js)

401 I love getting a pedicure. The place I go to has this nice little Vietnamese boy who is great. Bao takes good care of me.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 04:11 PM (Z56vq)

402
The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that?
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (6IPEM)

We had the same thing happen here with friends visiting from Chicagoland.  They'd see us waving at people, and people waving back, and they were, "Do you KNOW those people???"

No.  We're just friendly here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 04:11 PM (1ZOkK)

403 "I wave to everyone. Hold the door for everyone. Ladies go first. Old people first. You stop to help anyone with the hood up." -Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (pUDQf) While I don't wave at anyone except law enforcement, otherwise, we call that "Cleveland". People were nonplussed to learn that we don't burn our own town when we win a Championship.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:11 PM (6gk0M)

404 386 I had minor surgery today. While the doctor was cutting part of my leg off, she was telling me about cold tail syndrome. It's no cowgirl boner breaker but I thought it interesting. Her husband had taken their lab with him fishing. It's been over the century mark lately so the dog spent most of his time in the water. When a dog spends too much time in too cold water, he can get cold tail syndrome. The tail hangs limply, is painful, and is sometimes bent. The good news is a couple of weeks of rest and he's fine. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u) =============== I've seen that but was told it was caused by exhausted tail muscles. Dogs use their tails as rudders when in water. When they are swimming all day, it gets exhausted, and yes it comes back and it is good as new. :0

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 04:11 PM (iQIUe)

405 Oh, yes, totally worth the risk. But make it a manageable risk. She needs to know what she's doing. Practice practice, practice.

 There is basically no such thing as too much lubrication.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (DW+jj)

406 Just be a dude and don't stink. That's really enough. *Furiously taking notes.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (T/cxb)

407 I got a sunburn this past weekend. Been very ghey this week.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (eiFlk)

408 If Mitt can, publicly, come around........insurgency (if there ever really was one) is done. Onward.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (9ym/8)

409 I had minor surgery today. While the doctor was cutting part of my leg off


That is minor surgery? What part of your leg was cut off?

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (Y/5qL)

410 My first experience in the south was a rather rotund older lady at a convienence store in Tennessee. As I paid for my gas and smokes, she said, 'Have a great day sweetie!'.


I looked around thinking her husband was walking out of the store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:12 PM (pUDQf)

411 Mitt is the class suckup.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:13 PM (rwI+c)

412 'Them: Then why are they waving to you?' So you can see that there ain't no gun in that hand. The other hand's either on the wheel or holding a beer.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 04:13 PM (BO/km)

413 I suggest a series of posts about Daria Shy, might be relevant to your interests.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 29, 2016 04:13 PM (hR1Jj)

414 "Where I come from, you lift your forefinger from the steering wheel as a 'hello' as you pass on the road." -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (jO7js) We do that every time we walk through the Municipal Parkways, except with a "hello!" If they are older, it is "Hello." If they are younger, it is "'sup?" Polite and nice throughout the suburbs of Cleveland.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:14 PM (6gk0M)

415 The thing that killed my soul in Chicagoland, was my outgoing spirit and friendliness was shunned by the locals.

I'd be in the grocery store and smile at someone, and they'd give me a look like I was some sort of predator.  I learned quickly not to smile or speak to someone you didn't know.

After a couple of months, I told my husband, "My soul is dying up here."

I lasted 5 1/2 more years.  And they nearly killed me.  Cold, cold, people we lived with as neighbors. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)

416 >>>> I smell like Dial soap ---- That's so funny, Slap. I have a sensitive nose so I can't stand heavily perfumed stuff. Anything I use on my body is unscented. I use Ivory soap and only when I have to get dressed up I wear a really weak rose water perfume. I was out dressed down and the guy behind me in line at the grocery store got weirdly close to me and I gave him a look and said Uh, is everything okay? He laughed and apologized and asked me what perfume I was wearing so he could buy it for his wife bc I smelled great. I told him Ivory soap. It must be a guy thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 04:15 PM (6IPEM)

417 I can see Ace in Miami with a house on one of those islands, beach front, he could sit out all day in his lawn chair and catch a breeze.

In one of those one piece bathing suits they wore in the 20's like the famous pic of Al Capone in Florida while the St. Valentines Day Massacre was going on.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 04:15 PM (3zi7q)

418 Has Mitt come around on Trump?

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 04:16 PM (Y/5qL)

419 ONE TIME IN GREECE IDI WAS TRYING ON SOME VICTORIA'S SECRET SILKY STUFF, HOSE, GARTERS AND A NEGLIGE, AND SOME SWARTHY IRANIAN'S CAME IN. THEY STARTED GIVING IDI THE COME HITHER EYES AND ASKED HIM TO MODEL SOME STUFF FOR THEM, WHICH HE DID. CRAZY AFRICAN BASTARD ENDED UP WITH A VACATION IN DUBAI, 2 ROLEX'S AND A RAGING CASE OF GOAT HERPES...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAN MUFF at July 29, 2016 04:16 PM (qcmqL)

420 361 355 Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. --- Brokedick Mounting. Maybe that's what Ace is watching right now... Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (jR7Wy) You know he did see Brokeback Mountain. He even reviewed it. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/147276.php

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 04:16 PM (bMG0w)

421 408 If Mitt can, publicly, come around........insurgency (if there ever really was one) is done. Onward. ============================== So that's how this "unity" thing si supposed to work?

Posted by: Hillary=> and Uncle Bernie at July 29, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)

422 Mitt is the class suckup. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:13 PM .....Nah He's more like Eddie Haskell channeling Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:17 PM (dNwFH)

423 "like the famous pic of Al Capone in Florida while the St. Valentines Day Massacre " I'm sure he nothing to do with it. No email or Twitter or anything back then.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:18 PM (9ym/8)

424 Ever see one of those German sex books that show pictures of guys that cut their Dick in half and then decorated it with chains and shit? Ya, I died a little inside when I saw that, but shiting in someone's mouth suddenly didn't seem so bad. And I denounce myself of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)

425 You can't spell Hello without Hell. I prefer hi (wimmens) or hey (manfolk).

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:18 PM (qUNWi)

426 416 >>>> I smell like Dial soap ---- That's so funny, Slap. I have a sensitive nose so I can't stand heavily perfumed stuff. Anything I use on my body is unscented. I use Ivory soap and only when I have to get dressed up I wear a really weak rose water perfume. I was out dressed down and the guy behind me in line at the grocery store got weirdly close to me and I gave him a look and said Uh, is everything okay? He laughed and apologized and asked me what perfume I was wearing so he could buy it for his wife bc I smelled great. I told him Ivory soap. It must be a guy thing. Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:15 PM (6IPEM) Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 04:18 PM (bMG0w)

427 "I had minor surgery today. While the doctor was cutting part of my leg off," Jeezus. That's doesn't sound exactly "minor." - A very small part. One of my moles was growing so out of an excess of caution it was removed and will be biopsied but doctor anticipates no problem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 04:18 PM (Nwg0u)

428 "Where I come from, you lift your forefinger from the steering wheel as a 'hello' as you pass on the road."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (jO7js)



Just being friendly, brother!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:19 PM (wYnyS)

429 My father was a gregarious man, much, much more than I am or will ever be. He could strike up a conversation with anyone. I the past year or so I have begun saying, "I thank you", rather than just, "thank you". It amazes me how that slight change makes people much more willing to strike up a conversation, as well as for me to continue it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 04:19 PM (BK3ZS)

430 415 The thing that killed my soul in Chicagoland, was my outgoing spirit and friendliness was shunned by the locals.

I'd be in the grocery store and smile at someone, and they'd give me a look like I was some sort of predator. I learned quickly not to smile or speak to someone you didn't know.

After a couple of months, I told my husband, "My soul is dying up here."

I lasted 5 1/2 more years. And they nearly killed me. Cold, cold, people we lived with as neighbors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)


I've tried to explain that to southerners who've encountered the same thing. They thought all northerners were rude assholes. I told them they were actually great people, salt of the earth and would break their back to help you, but they are very wary of strangers, because big cities teach you that. You have to know someone for a while before you let your guard down.


You don't make eye contact with someone walking down a city street. That's how muggings happen, we were taught. So when a southerner says
'Hay man" to someone, people up north think you're an alien.


Another reason I won't move back. I appreciate the open, southern style. Some random stranger can make your day in the south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:20 PM (pUDQf)

431 I visited at an office that I haven't been too in a year at least and one of the women who works there has lost a bunch of weight and looked great. I never know if it's really appropriate to tell them 'Hey, you look great'. I did, but I don't know if it's seemly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:20 PM (rwI+c)

432 I lasted 5 1/2 more years. And they nearly killed me. Cold, cold, people we lived with as neighbors. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM ...Just be glad you made it out alive. I was there for business a few months back and drove. I got lost in a really, really shitty neighborhood. I don't know where I was, but I was not only obviously not welcomed. One guy did make me laugh though. He looked at me and actually said. "Why are you here?" I thought about a witty reply. Then I thought better of it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:20 PM (dNwFH)

433 Al Capone had a house on Palm Island. Ace would love Palm Island, close as it is to Joe's Stone Crab and all the hotspots on the beach, and anyone who can spend $3-5 million on his behalf will be his friend forever.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:21 PM (/m8T6)

434 @376, doomed

Silks does indeed breath well!  Its cost aside, silk is quite likely the perfect fabric for any use... Cotton for towels, and some others, but that's it!

Don't get me started now on gossamer!  I've read recently that someone is making a line of ballistic armour from gossamer now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 04:21 PM (kP16F)

435 I'm sure he nothing to do with it. No email or Twitter or anything back then.

I'm not so sure. Has anyone ever seen Ace and Al together? Curious.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 04:21 PM (3zi7q)

436 "Hey, you look great'. I did, but I don't know if it's seemly." Did yah?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:21 PM (9ym/8)

437 Off to bed for me.

I love you guys.

Prayers, please, for our son and his kind, generous heart, putting up a former boss fresh out of jail for threatening his MS wife.

Husband and I are all out of "Look out for yourself, son."

Jeebus.  Son plans to bring former boss to our church on Sunday.  Funny, a Jewish guy found God in jail and now wants to attend a Protestant church.

Gah.  Tired.  Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 04:21 PM (1ZOkK)

438 Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse. Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM ........Thanks for blowing my cover!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:22 PM (dNwFH)

439 The same thing seldom happened in VA during my eleven years there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (BK3ZS)



Let me guess, NoVA, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:22 PM (wYnyS)

440 There are signs when the end-times are near.. just sayin'...

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 29, 2016 04:22 PM (UpGcq)

441 437 Off to bed for me.

I love you guys.

Prayers, please, for our son and his kind, generous heart, putting up a former boss fresh out of jail for threatening his MS wife.

Husband and I are all out of "Look out for yourself, son."

Jeebus. Son plans to bring former boss to our church on Sunday. Funny, a Jewish guy found God in jail and now wants to attend a Protestant church.

Gah. Tired. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)


This too shall pass. Positive outlook, Mrs. D'oh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:22 PM (pUDQf)

442 If ISIS got in touch with their feminine side, they wouldn't be killing people. Masculinity has so much blood on its hands.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 04:23 PM (ohu8+)

443 Goodnight, fellow babies. Chinatown for breakfast and then a bbq in Joy-zee; annual college radio reunion. Vaya con carne and keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 04:23 PM (9P3OG)

444 Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse. ============================ That's my go-to excuse.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:23 PM (/m8T6)

445 I'll give you a real leg crosser. Happened to an old guy around here. I think my father told me about, when I first met the guy.

   He was doing something and went to step over a rotating PTO shaft (no guards) on a tractor, stationary driving some PTO powered thing.

 He straddled the shaft too closely, and it caught his pants. It ripped his testicles off.  The penis was saved, but needed repair.

   His scrotum was a mess. They managed to save the testicles, and embedded them back in his body so he'd have the proper hormone balance. Without them, he'd be, well, what the trannys are going for, and would need constant T injections and other stuff.

    He was the guy known as that guy with his balls in his stomach. He was sterile, no sperm could get to where it was supposed to.

     Now, they probably could do scrotum reconstruction or something. Hell, might even keep him from being sterile, but I don't know. 

  

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:24 PM (DW+jj)

446 A few years back, my wife had a new scent. I knew it smelled familiar. I asked if she got new perfume. Affirmative was her reply. Then I realized the smell. It was the same perfume my Mom wore. Yea, ahh no. Give it to my Mom I said or throw it away, but yea. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:24 PM (dNwFH)

447 If ISIS got in touch with their feminine side... "I keel you for that Michael Kors handbag!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 04:24 PM (q7T0y)

448 I need advice, morons. A friend of mine did something kinda mean to me and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I also haven't spoken to the friend. Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know? Please advise.

Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 04:24 PM (mLfDQ)

449 A good buddy of mine is teh ghey and I stayed with him and his hubby for two nights last March. There is nothing in their bathroom but lotion. A more amazing and diverse display of lotions I have never seen. Colors, uses, ingredients of every kind. So there you go. I picked one to send them from Amazon as a thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2016 04:25 PM (EZebt)

450 God bless Jane. My very best wishes to your outstanding son but he should stay alert.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:25 PM (/m8T6)

451 Tits McGee, if you're not a sock, be the bigger person.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 04:26 PM (1ZOkK)

452 Glad you're okay, A- Wrecks. I was worried for a minute that one of those evil doctors chopped your foot off for profit.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 04:26 PM (6IPEM)

453 "red the same thing. They thought all northerners were rude assholes. I told them they were actually great people, salt of the earth and would break their back to help you, but they are very wary of strangers, because big cities teach you that. You have to know someone for a while before you let your guard down. " Visiting NYC. Walking down the street. No one make's eye contact. There are so many people trying to move down the sidewalk that if you stopped to "pardon me" or "how do you do" or "good morning..........you'd never get anywhere or get anything done. Know some great New Yorkers but they're not big on casual visiting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:26 PM (9ym/8)

454 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (DW+jj)


Every once in a while, it's a good idea to leave the safety equipment in place.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:26 PM (wYnyS)

455 446 A few years back, my wife had a new scent. I knew it smelled familiar. I asked if she got new perfume. Affirmative was her reply. Then I realized the smell. It was the same perfume my Mom wore. Yea, ahh no. Give it to my Mom I said or throw it away, but yea. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (dNwFH)


Show's how clueless I was as a young man, but I once bought some expensive perfume for a relatively new girlfriend at the time. She liked it and before I knew it, I had told her a stripper I knew wore it and I liked it so much I bought it for her.

Yeah, I was a dipshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:26 PM (pUDQf)

456 Jeez louise publius...

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:27 PM (qUNWi)

457 I'm anticipating crotchless silk manties as the next big selling trend because assless leather chaps are becoming too butch.

Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2016 04:27 PM (WYh6/)

458 Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse.
============================

That's my go-to excuse.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:23 PM (/m8T6)



Mine too. Is is really my fault for noticing when a woman smells good?

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 29, 2016 04:27 PM (Y/5qL)

459 TMcGee, can you say what your friend did to you?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (6IPEM)

460 448 I need advice, morons. A friend of mine did something kinda mean to me and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I also haven't spoken to the friend.

Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know?

Please advise.

Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (mLfDQ)


Life is short. Get over it quick. Immediately be honest and move on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (pUDQf)

461 I guess you wear them while leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

Posted by: George LeS at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (FkGpr)

462 Please advise. One, I wouldn't come to the horde for advice. Two, advice is a dangerous thing, even from the wise to the wise. and Three, there are so many variables that I couldn't even tell you what I would do without pretty much knowing every detail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (rwI+c)

463 Interesting. Ace has been in an alcohol induced coma for some time and his AI program has been posting. This is the first time it showed these sexual tendencies. Apparently the pr0n site blocker in its programming has failed. Or has it?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (VM6Mp)

464 Please advise. - Need more details. And avoid my advice. I'm socially maladroit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (Nwg0u)

465 Doesn't sound like much of a friend. Was it just mean or will it affect you life, job, etc?

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (BO/km)

466 Moi? *fans self* He lives in New Yawk. I doubt he's running into too many dainty debs.

Frankly it's the latter that are far more dangerous.  The aggressive types you can track fine, it's the genteel ones that sneak up on you and by the time you realize what's up...it's far, far too late.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (vyqqu)

467 You know he did see Brokeback Mountain. He even reviewed it. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/147276.php Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:16 PM (bMG0w) --- Ha! I can see him rocking back and forth in a dark room saying that over and over...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 04:28 PM (jR7Wy)

468 I need advice, morons. A friend of mine did something kinda mean to me and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I also haven't spoken to the friend. Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know? Please advise. Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM ...Do it. Same thing happened to me. Buddy knew he fckd me over. We were supposed to be doing a hiking trip. He cancels like 2 weeks before and it fcked me because nobody else could go. No prob, stuff happens. I find out later that he cancelled so he could go fishing with his boss. Had he just told me that, no biggie. I never said anything and it festered. We were longtime friends and it ended it. We are still social etc. but it basically ruined our friendship and it sucks. Don't let it fester.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:29 PM (dNwFH)

469 I have some friends that I would welcome a spat with if it meant that they would never call me again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:29 PM (rwI+c)

470 I've only politely found women to be nicely scented. I would never "sniff" a woman with any sort-of "motive". That seems a little creepy, but I'm only as forward as I'm comfortable with. ...I've watched "dudes" be rude and crude with success. I never liked that because my Father was never rude, nor crude. I can be quite "forward", but without positive reaction? I move-on. Also, in that instance I am most always on stage for an occasion; and with another goal in-mind. ...finishing the show and having things in-order. ...mostly for "Bare-As-You-Dare" competitions, but don't hold that against me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:29 PM (6gk0M)

471 Let me guess, NoVA, right? Richmond suburbs (C'field County), Charlottesville and Waynesboro.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2016 04:30 PM (BK3ZS)

472 Found the story I'd read about gossamer body armour! It comes from genetically modified silkworms... Apparently, no one's yet found a way to milk spiders on an industrial scale!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z5l9bmt

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 04:30 PM (kP16F)

473 The Tribe Ties It Up in the bottom of the Seventh! Go Tribe!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:31 PM (6gk0M)

474 Have fun JJSef! Eat extra for me.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 04:31 PM (6IPEM)

475 If you're wrong then you go first, if the other party was wrong then it is custom to go to the grave without ever speaking again unless they grovel at your feet.It's just human nature.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (6Ll1u)

476 Because every woman gets moist over men's lingerie. Especially if they have footies.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (GckyN)

477 I've always found telling a female co-worker she looked good was accepted as a compliment. But you have to say it in an off-hand kind of way not a hey now kind of way. But then I've never worked in a corporation thank god.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (qUNWi)

478 >>>He was the guy known as that guy with his balls in his stomach. Mr. T is the guy with my balls in his stomach.

Posted by: the guy who says, "Mr. T ate my balls!" at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (ohu8+)

479 473 The Tribe Ties It Up in the bottom of the Seventh! Go Tribe! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:31 PM (6gk0M) --- The House of David is playing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (jR7Wy)

480 I'm off to bed. Up at 0400 to pay the yankee reconstruction tax. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2016 04:32 PM (zLDYs)

481 I was raised in the south, mostly on or near naval bases, and moved north to Ohio to finish things off. It was cold, weather and personality wise, and a tough adjustment, but Ohio has really grown on me. Maybe people aren't demonstrably friendly but it's a solid group of people.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:33 PM (/m8T6)

482 "Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know? " They should know and you don't need to contact them. I've hurt friends in the past, didn't mean to, but realized a stupid comment or slight later and thought "shit." Vice versa. Depending on how deep it was, may take some time .

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:34 PM (9ym/8)

483 'One, I wouldn't come to the horde for advice' UNLESS "nuke it from space" seems like reasonable advice.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 04:34 PM (BO/km)

484 Don't let it fester.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dNwFH)



Probably the most reasonable course of action is don't let it fester. If it can't be resolved quickly forget it and move on.


The answer might change if this person is

an acquaintance, that would help you move;

a friend, that would help you move...bodies; or

a true friend you can call that will show up at your house at 3 AM with a bag of lime and a shovel and not ask questions!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:34 PM (wYnyS)

485 473 The Tribe Ties It Up in the bottom of the Seventh! Go Tribe ==================== bases still loaded. heheh. Go get 'em Tribe! Go ahead run scores!

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:35 PM (/m8T6)

486 >>>Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know? Please advise. Posted by: Tits McGee Life is short. Learn to live and love without them but be prepared to forgive them if they care enough about you (and not themselves) to call and apologize. I had a friend for a couple of decades who used to say the most outrageous shit to me sometimes (belittled my politics, religion and talents) and I wouldn't talk to him for months. Eventually he would call me up and act as if no time had passed and nothing had happened. About 3 years ago he did it again and I didn't take his calls afterwards. Never felt better. Similar to when my Ex remarried and moved away and quit calling me in the middle of the night. Peaceful. Happy.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 04:35 PM (VM6Mp)

487 I wouldn't say it's a certainty people "know" they've hurt you.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:36 PM (qUNWi)

488 SpaceX conducted a full-duration test firing of a recovered first stage yesterday, at their McGregor, TX facility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZQY902xQcw This stage landed on the drone ship on May 5 after launching a satellite to geosynchronous transfer orbit. It re-entered at high speed and suffered enough damage from atmospheric heating that it will not be reflown, but used for ground testing. According to NASASpaceflight.com, a second full-duration test firing was conducted today! This is a major milestone towards actually reflying these stages on new missions. Here's the webcast of this stage's flight on May 5. The landing is between 27-30 minutes into the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bMeDj76ig

Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2016 04:36 PM (sdi6R)

489 >>Yep, I looked it up. Cowgirl positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures. It's worth the risk. It's good excercise for your sammich maker. And...What about the other half?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:36 PM (g6CBe)

490 Richmond suburbs (C'field County), Charlottesville and Waynesboro.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:30 PM (BK3ZS)


I'm surprised at that, but then I grew up in Southern Virginia when it was still Virginia.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:36 PM (wYnyS)

491 379 IT MEANS TO HAVE YOUR BALLS TWISTED Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2016 09:05 PM (rwI+c Dear Lord that is painful. The last time I excercised in anyway wearing boxers.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 04:37 PM (a94gW)

492 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2016 04:37 PM (KCxzN)

493 Taboo II

You're welcome.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor (Now in Chicago but not garbage people) at July 29, 2016 04:37 PM (Ypec2)

494 Apropros of nothing at all... Am I the last person east of the Mississippi that still hangs laundry on the clothesline? If my neighbors offer to let me use the dryer one more time, I'm going postal. I told you 3× now - my dryer works perfectly! I just like to use a clothesline!

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 04:37 PM (EEIG6)

495 From the Chicago burbs here and every year we'd go fishing in northern Minnesota it took half the week to understand that everyone isn't out to rob you, left their keys and wallets in unlocked cars. It's from being around cities like someone up thread said. Turn your back and it's gone.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 04:38 PM (3zi7q)

496 "I need advice, morons. A friend of mine did something kinda mean to me and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I also haven't spoken to the friend. Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know? Please advise." -Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (mLfDQ) The qualifier "kinda" means that you should bide your time and forgive. Forgive, but don't forget. Take an opportunity to prank or chide your buddy when an opportunity presents itself. Otherwise, let it go. Don't let it ride your brain any longer. Forgiveness is sweeter than it sounds.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:38 PM (6gk0M)

497 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:30 PM (BK3ZS) ====================== Waynesboro? I am a proud graduate of Westwood Elementary School.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:38 PM (/m8T6)

498 OH my gosh Just got in a blistering discussion with a Hillary person in my life Furious about Trump asking Russia to release the Hillary emails I point out they already have them, why should they know what's in them and we don't He explodes that it's a security breach. I pointed out it already happened a long time ago. Wasn't it a security breach then? He storms that he shouldn't be asking a foreign security service to release them I ask which is the bigger issue. That she allowed it to happen or that he asked for them Storms away

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 04:39 PM (zOTsN)

499 Because every woman gets moist over men's lingerie. A welding jacket, preferably one that smells of welding smoke, FTW. A machinist's apron, with a hint of coolant, works well, but leaves the younger ones puzzled.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 29, 2016 04:39 PM (FlRtG)

500 "Am I the last person east of the Mississippi that still hangs laundry on the clothesline? " Do you also have a jug of moonshine and a banjo. *See there, I thought that was funny............but I may have pissed Chi off. I guess we'll know in a few days. "

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:39 PM (9ym/8)

501 Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM Could be that being"hurt" is not dissimilar to shopping for men's lingerie? Just spitballin, here.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 04:39 PM (GckyN)

502 Everyone brings joy to your life. Some when they come, some when they go.

Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 04:40 PM (Z56vq)

503 Boy do I ever hate Pixy's formatting "rules". I swear they change depending on the phase of the moon or time of day or both!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:40 PM (wYnyS)

504 >>Because every woman gets moist over men's lingerie. A tool belt and some sawdust should work just fine.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:40 PM (g6CBe)

505 "The House of David is playing?" -Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy) Oy Vey! What with the misinterpretations, already!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (6gk0M)

506 From the Chicago burbs here and every year we'd go fishing in northern Minnesota it took half the week to understand that everyone isn't out to rob you, left their keys and wallets in unlocked cars. It's from being around cities like someone up thread said. Turn your back and it's gone. Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:38 PM .....True story. My in-laws who live in Northern MN called me one day and asked if we had the keys to their house. Why I asked? He said they were going to Florida for 2 weeks and figured they should probably lock it. He couldn't find his keys. We realized that it had been 10 years or more that he hadn't locked his door. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (dNwFH)

507 I ask which is the bigger issue. That she allowed it to happen or that he asked for them Storms away Posted by: ThunderB It's extremely cruel to use logic in a discussion with a Liberal. It's like the Fa Side cartoon: All they hear is "Blah blah blah blah Ginger! blah blah"

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (VM6Mp)

508 IIRC, Ace once posted something laudatory about chick-on-chick pr 0n...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (kP16F)

509 He explodes that it's a security breach. Hillary told the FBI there was no work related emails deleted, and that's what we're talking out here, the deleted emails. Ask him if Hillary was lying then or lying now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (rwI+c)

510 >>>He straddled the shaft too closely, and it caught his pants. It ripped his testicles off. The penis was saved, but needed repair. What a fool to waste that opportunity. He probably could have gotten a sex change without the usual required 1 year living as a woman, and gender dysphoria diagnosis.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (ohu8+)

511 If the Russians have those emails and don't release them, it can only be because they have higher value as blackmail material. All Americans should hope they release those emails, or she does. The longer they are secret the more ominous it becomes.

Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 04:41 PM (/m8T6)

512 Hillary people honestly don't know that the Russians and the Chinese have crawled all over her emails for years Wtf

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 04:42 PM (zOTsN)

513 Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM This is why I don't have any friends. How do you feel about revenge? I'm kidding. About the second thing anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:42 PM (0mRoj)

514 ..."I just like to use a clothesline!" -Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (EEIG6) I used to play soccer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:42 PM (6gk0M)

515 Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM The human drones all left Philly this morning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:43 PM (dNwFH)

516 This thread has become physically painful to read... >.<

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 04:43 PM (vyqqu)

517 I believe I shall have to devote a bit of my gold bar supply - sunken in high alpine lakes and protected by zombie SS stormtroopers - will have to be devoted to 'reeducating' the BernieBots. And by 'reeducating' I mean using for medical experiments! Huma! Wake Mengele out of Cryo! It's lampshade time!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 04:43 PM (qcmqL)

518 ..."I just like to use a clothesline!" *nods sadly*

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at July 29, 2016 04:43 PM (rwI+c)

519 Hillary told the FBI there was no work related emails deleted, and that's what we're talking out here, the deleted emails. Ask him if Hillary was lying then or lying now. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (rwI+c) Yeah, and the FBI already recovered some classified work emails that she deleted. She lied about everything for more than a year, but no one cares.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 04:44 PM (ozZau)

520 >>Hillary people honestly don't know that the Russians and the Chinese have crawled all over her emails for years Some Truths are more useful than others.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:44 PM (g6CBe)

521 Evenin', 'rons.

Happy Friday.  Thank goodness for two days off.


If any man I'm with wears linger(g)ie, I'm running away.  Fast.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 04:44 PM (+eR2D)

522 He was screaming and stomped away I thanked him for the calm reasoned discussion

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 04:44 PM (zOTsN)

523 Anybody makes fun of my clothesline and I'll rip their head off, brother!

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at July 29, 2016 04:44 PM (0mRoj)

524 Causes of penile fracture are mostly sex and "aggressive masturbation", plus a smattering of freak shit. It must be erect to be fractured.

  I had to look at a picture of fractured penis. It turns black and blue. If not fixed surgically, you're in for a world of hurt.

   And luckily, it's very rare all total. About 16 cases per year (whether that's just in the US or some other subset, I don't know).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (DW+jj)

525 Hillary people honestly don't know that the Russians and the Chinese have crawled all over her emails for years Wtf Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:42 PM ......Oh they know. They know. Admitting it, well, that's another. Team Scrunt told the FBI no thanks in helping figure out who hacked her campaign because they were investigating the SOS thing. She didn't want them snooping around and told them to piss off. Yea, she's sooooooo concerned with national security.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (dNwFH)

526 He was screaming and stomped away It's hard to hear that one's god has feet of clay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (rwI+c)

527 >>Causes of penile fracture are mostly sex mostly

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (g6CBe)

528 I had always wondered about the phrase "lady boner."  Having clicked the link I now at least know where such a thing would be kept.

Posted by: Thatch at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (pBZp4)

529 10 years or more that he hadn't locked his door. LOL.

One thing that I could never understand is how they could leave this big ball of keys in the ignition and NO ONE stole the damn thing.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (3zi7q)

530 If the Russians have those emails and don't release them, it can only be because they have higher value as blackmail material.

All Americans should hope they release those emails, or she does. The longer they are secret the more ominous it becomes.

Posted by: MTF


Yep. If the info is serious, she's compromised. The intel community tends to not like compromised personnel in any position.

On the other hand, we already know that the email could contain a video of her eating children, and the MSM/Left wouldn't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 29, 2016 04:45 PM (8GNw0)

531 How in the hell does someone fracture their own penis? Are they using vise grips to jerk off?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

532 Is safe yet to turn off one's GWX Control Panel, and let Windows update automatically again?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 04:46 PM (kP16F)

533 >>I had to look at a picture of fractured penis. had to?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:46 PM (g6CBe)

534 And luckily, it's very rare all total. About 16 cases per year (whether that's just in the US or some other subset, I don't know). That subset being Florida and Germany.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:46 PM (qUNWi)

535 RK, The moonshine is in a mason jar. And the closest to a banjo I have is a 30 year old Ibanez acoustic guitar that hasn't left it's hardcase in 15 or 20 years. I found out too late that I have absolutely zero inherent talent for stringed instruments. But, with enough 'shine, I will along. Loudly.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (EEIG6)

536 "Anybody makes fun of my clothesline and I'll rip their head off, brother!" Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (9ym/8)

537 534 And luckily, it's very rare all total. About 16 cases per year (whether that's just in the US or some other subset, I don't know). That subset being Florida and Germany. Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (qUNWi) Don't count out California. They's freaky out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (0mRoj)

538 had to? Florida or Germany.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (qUNWi)

539 487 I wouldn't say it's a certainty people "know" they've hurt you. Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi) Unless it was a shot to the nuts

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (bMG0w)

540 .."I just like to use a clothesline!" *nods sadly* Posted by: Zombie David Carradine Now, that's a guy who could have used some fapping dos and don'ts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (Nwg0u)

541 "...Oh they know. They know. Admitting it, well, that's another. Team Scrunt told the FBI no thanks in helping figure out who hacked her campaign because they were investigating the SOS thing. She didn't want them snooping around and told them to piss off. Yea, she's sooooooo concerned with national security." -Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (dNwFH) Meanwhile, Tr... *stops typing*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:47 PM (6gk0M)

542 >>>The moonshine is in a mason jar What flavor??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 04:48 PM (lNcD6)

543 Hmmm. I bring up Twitter and all I get is a blank screen. Is that what happens when you're banned from there? I thought you just got a message, 'you've been suspended.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 04:48 PM (q7T0y)

544 One thing that I could never understand is how they could leave this big ball of keys in the ignition and NO ONE stole the damn thing. Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM Usually because everyone knows everybody and they know what kind of vehicle you drive. That and many of them are armed to the hilt. Kind of a nice combo! My FIL does have a fool proof system now though, he leaves a key under the mat. Shhhh don't tell anyone, nobody will ever look there!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:48 PM (dNwFH)

545 >>How in the hell does someone fracture their own penis? Are they using vise grips to jerk off? Vice Grips are a Gateway Tool.

Posted by: Pneumatic Fappers of America at July 29, 2016 04:48 PM (g6CBe)

546 "Causes of penile fracture are mostly sex mostly" Are we slamming them in the car day at a disproportionate rate?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:48 PM (9ym/8)

547 Because every woman gets moist over men's lingerie. I'm guessing it's for dude on dude and that Barry's modeling some for Reggie right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2016 04:49 PM (auHtY)

548 Are we slamming them in the car day at a disproportionate rate? Does that work? Er .. asking for a friend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:49 PM (rwI+c)

549 Is safe yet to turn off one's GWX Control Panel, and let Windows update automatically again? Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F) ***** It is never safe to do that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (YLidQ)

550 He thought he was going to lecture me on what a dangerous cad Trump is for saying mean things, not realizing his candidate should be in jail

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (zOTsN)

551 Slapweasel is right. Story time: A master and a novice monk were making their way to the monastery when they came across a noblewoman and her entourage on the bank of a river. They were stuck because the coolies weren't able to carry her across in her palanquin without leaving some of the other things they were carrying behind. The master, hearing this, crouched down and let the lady sit on his shoulders, and ordered the novice to help her entourage with her things. He forded the river with great difficulty. On the other bank, he knelt and she climbed off, yelled to her attendants to hurry up, and then pushed the master with her foot, making him fall into the mud. Master and novice continue their journey in silence. They stop for the night half way up a mountain. Master asks the novice why he's so quiet. Novice says he's furious ovwr the way that woman acted. Can't believe she didn't appreciate what he, the master, had done for her. 'My son,' said the master, 'I stopped carrying her when I reached the other sode of that river. Why did you carry her up this mountain? '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (MhPm/)

552 Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN) White mates in 3. Nice work.

Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (3myMJ)

553 This thread has become physically painful to read... >.< Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (vyqqu) Protip: if you get it removed proactively, you no longer have to agonize by imagining how it wout feel to have it mutilated.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (ohu8+)

554 "But, with enough 'shine, I will along. Loudly." Play on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (9ym/8)

555 Why did I get a picture of Ace dancing around his apartment singing "I'm every Woman"....Shudder.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:50 PM (dNwFH)

556 'How in the hell does someone fracture their own penis?' You have to be very careful when the couch has one of those built-in recliners.

Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 04:51 PM (BO/km)

557 How in the hell does someone fracture their own penis? Are they using vise grips to jerk off?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (0mRoj)



I can see I've stumbled into an...interesting...conversation.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 04:51 PM (+eR2D)

558 "Is safe yet to turn off one's GWX Control Panel, and let Windows update automatically again? Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)" ***** -It is never safe to do that. -Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ) ^This^ Not only that, but you should remove some "updates" and settings. Let me find the video for you...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:52 PM (6gk0M)

559 Bleed, bleed, poor country! Great tyranny! lay thou thy basis sure, For goodness dare not cheque thee: wear thou thy wrongs; The title is affeer'd! Fare thee well, lord: I would not be the villain that thou think'st For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp, And the rich East to boot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:52 PM (rwI+c)

560 @524 publious-Fracturing your penis with aggressive masturbating? What is considered aggressive masturbating?

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 04:52 PM (wnwJC)

561 Protip: if you get it removed proactively, you no longer have to agonize by imagining how it wout feel to have it mutilated.

...

...I promised the flaming emus the weekend off.  Don't make me go back on my word...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 04:52 PM (vyqqu)

562 Here's a thought. Do post-op male-to-female trannies experience phantom penis syndrome?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

563 Ever click on a female body builder video by mistake? They have lady boners, from steroids of course. Does Bruce Jenner use the opposite drugs to get a lady boner?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)

564 What is considered aggressive masturbating? Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC) **** Greater than thirty strokes/minute?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 04:53 PM (YLidQ)

565 555 Why did I get a picture of Ace dancing around his apartment singing "I'm every Woman"....Shudder. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (dNwFH) Goodbye Horses

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

566 You all behave. Vacation!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 04:54 PM (dNwFH)

567 i wonder what kind of lingerie  Yoko bought for Cankles?

endingthefed.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-  hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 29, 2016 04:54 PM (i6Yqt)

568 566 You all behave. Vacation! Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:54 PM (dNwFH) Bon voyage!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

569 >>Here's a thought. Do post-op male-to-female trannies experience phantom penis syndrome? I saw Phantom Morning Wood open for The Butthole Surfers at the very first Lollapalooza in Phoenix.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:55 PM (g6CBe)

570 Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, "aggressive masturbation" wasn't elaborated on.

  I read there was a least one dude who broke his dick titty banging. It says he fractured it by ramming into her sternum.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:55 PM (DW+jj)

571 Hey the lingerie thing, it's just a business, ask Larry Flynt. And they've locked up the gay and Halloween niche. Let them go, they're rolling. The neighborhood Muslims will love it.

Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 04:55 PM (3myMJ)

572 Windows 10 is neat, but horrible. Settings you need and a program to download: http://tinyurl.com/z63rnbr

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:56 PM (6gk0M)

573 569 >>Here's a thought. Do post-op male-to-female trannies experience phantom penis syndrome? I saw Phantom Morning Wood open for The Butthole Surfers at the very first Lollapalooza in Phoenix. Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (g6CBe) Shouldn't that be the other way round? Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 04:56 PM (0mRoj)

574 @ManWithNoParty-Setting my timer for one minute and speed-dial on 911 in case of a "fracture".

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 04:56 PM (wnwJC)

575 >What is considered aggressive masturbating? 15 lb. Fence post Driver.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (g6CBe)

576 'What is considered aggressive masturbating?' Well if the neighbors call 911 because it sounds like someone is being dismembered you might be masturbating too aggressively.

Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (BO/km)

577 "What is considered aggressive masturbating?" -Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC) When your lap looks like a hate-crime.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (6gk0M)

578 Well, had dog sheared today. Close. Fleas and irritated skin (don't ask.) Now he looks like a chupacabra.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (9ym/8)

579 @567, red1c4

I suppose we've chosen the form of our destructor for this evening's ONT now, haven't we?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (kP16F)

580 562 Here's a thought. Do post-op male-to-female trannies experience phantom penis syndrome? Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj) I believe South Park covered this when they had Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison. Its not actually chopped off. "You mean I'm not really a woman? I'm just a man with a mutilated Penis?!"

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (bMG0w)

581 How about a home improvement topic thread? Any persevering American men and women out there who actually do stuff around the house instead of hire people? Make furniture? Add an electrical outlet? Landscaping? Is this country full of pansies, half full of pansies, 0.224% full?

Posted by: Johnny Homeimprovement at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (3RmRf)

582 I imagine breaking your boner is the very definition of "aggressive masturbating".

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:57 PM (rwI+c)

583 What is considered aggressive masturbating? Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC) Eye Contact.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 04:58 PM (lNcD6)

584 I had to look at a picture of fractured penis. It turns black and blue. If not fixed surgically, you're in for a world of hurt. Posted by: publius ------------------ True story: When I first started dating "J," her son was 4. Not long after he turned 5, I hear"OMG! Chi! Come look at this - what do I do? Little chi was just tall enough to clear the edge of the toilet with his junk, so he had a habit of resting it on the bowl as he peed. Yeah, you saw it coming - the seat slammed down on him. It turned black and purple. Pretty quickly. Mom was afraid it would fall off like the leftover umbilical cord. Obviously beside herself. I had to reassure her "that's not how this works." He was fine, but until he got his next growth spurt, cleaning the bathroom was a multiple-times-per-day routine. Poor kid wouldn't stand within a foot of the damned toilet.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 04:58 PM (EEIG6)

585 If a seismic crew shows up on your block trying to pinpoint the epicenter, you might be etc....

Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 04:59 PM (3myMJ)

586 I suppose we've chosen the form of our destructor for this evening's ONT now, haven't we? Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (kP16F) ****** Naahh. Maet takes Friday and Saturdays off. Besides, he already dropped a Yokofest ONT in the last 10 days or so.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 04:59 PM (YLidQ)

587 >>What is considered aggressive masturbating? A HARD COUNT

Posted by: Brett Favre's Crocs at July 29, 2016 04:59 PM (g6CBe)

588 563: That's actually a fetish thing out there.  I saw a "clit off" video. Let's see who has the biggest clit. The 'roids make 'em YUGE.  Also horny as hell. Stay on 'em long enough and they start getting a male brain.

  The only problem is all the damned muscle. Terrible.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 04:59 PM (DW+jj)

589 If your wang is smoking, you might be aggressively masturbating.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 04:59 PM (rwI+c)

590 I remember these sorts of arguments. I was having them about Obama I was freaking out This time they are

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

591 What is considered aggressive masturbating? - First you choke it and then beat it into submission.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 05:00 PM (Nwg0u)

592 It's ugly. It makes you ugly and bald. It makes you agonize about being kicked in that place. It makes women fear you because it makes you a potential rapist. Just remove it. Destroy it. It's the right thing to do.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 05:00 PM (ohu8+)

593 RK, hopefully next time your pops sprays the dog down, it's with something easily removed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 05:01 PM (+eR2D)

594 Pillage, then burn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:01 PM (rwI+c)

595 >>The only problem is all the damned muscle. And a clit the size of circus peanut!?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:01 PM (g6CBe)

596 ..."He was fine, but until he got his next growth spurt, cleaning the bathroom was a multiple-times-per-day routine. Poor kid wouldn't stand within a foot of the damned toilet." -Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:58 PM (EEIG6) He could have sat-down to pee. That's what we soccer-players call "The Usual".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:01 PM (6gk0M)

597 >>Greater than thirty strokes/minute? Hell. Youre young, aint ya?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 05:01 PM (GckyN)

598 Pillage, then burn. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c) ***** Followed by raping in the romantic firelight. Really sets a mood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 05:02 PM (YLidQ)

599 @583 Banana Splits Guy-LMFAO

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 05:02 PM (wnwJC)

600 "Yeah, you saw it coming - the seat slammed down on him. " Poor little guy. Glad he recovered.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:03 PM (9ym/8)

601 The problem with the "Master" carrying the woman across the river is he gave her what she wanted and reinforced her belief that she should be carried.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 05:04 PM (qUNWi)

602 I'd say "I feel like I'm getting a foretaste of the ONT" but that's dubious phrasing around here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 05:04 PM (jR7Wy)

603 I just made a Moscow mule, somehow seems appropriate tonight.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 05:04 PM (6Ll1u)

604 >>"Yeah, you saw it coming - the seat slammed down on him. " First time that kid sees a Drawbridge, he's gonna faint.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:04 PM (g6CBe)

605 Banana Splits Actually, blackberry. It's in the freezer now. Got an open USB port and a glass?

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 05:05 PM (EEIG6)

606 Odds of Putin wearing the new lingerie? Obama?

Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 05:05 PM (3myMJ)

607 "@583 Banana Splits Guy-LMFAO." -Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 10:02 PM (wnwJC) Yeah, that wasn't too shabby... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:05 PM (6gk0M)

608 "hopefully next time your pops sprays the dog down, it's with something easily removed." The offending material has been removed from the immediate area. Tomorrow's another day however.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:05 PM (9ym/8)

609 Yeah, you saw it coming - the seat slammed down on him.

Posted by: Chi


Lemme guess; the seat had one of those stupid shag carpet covers on it, didn't it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 29, 2016 05:05 PM (8GNw0)

610 @572, Slapweasel

I recommend SpyBot Anti-Beacon and/or Winaero Tweaker 0.6.0.3... There are many more!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 05:07 PM (kP16F)

611 " The problem with the "Master" carrying the woman across the river is he gave her what she wanted and reinforced her belief that she should be carried." How much she have on her? Ass or gas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:07 PM (9ym/8)

612
The offending material has been removed from the immediate area. Tomorrow's another day however.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/



I understand.  My nana had severe dementia.  It's somehow amusing, frustrating and depressing at the same time.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 05:07 PM (+eR2D)

613 She lied about everything for more than a year, but no one cares.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (ozZau)


"What difference, at this point, does it make?"

~ Hillary R. Clinton 23 January 2013


Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:08 PM (wYnyS)

614 >>Here's a thought. Do post-op male-to-female trannies experience phantom penis syndrome? Posted by: Insomniac We do!

Posted by: Ghostbusters at July 29, 2016 05:08 PM (c7vUv)

615 "I recommend SpyBot Anti-Beacon and/or Winaero Tweaker 0.6.0.3... There are many more!" -Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:07 PM (kP16F) Thanks! As a baseball card collector would say... "Got it, need it, got it."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:09 PM (6gk0M)

616 Ricardo, I'm glad the little fella is has lost his topside sealant. I bet he feels a lot better.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:10 PM (ozZau)

617 >>>Actually, blackberry. It's in the freezer now. Got an open USB port and a glass? Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (EEIG6) I got a red Solo cup. I'll trade ya some apple cinnamon I got. It's like liquid apple pie.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 05:10 PM (rxzt4)

618 BALLGAME!!! Cleveland Indians! Sorry, Oakland. *whew!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:10 PM (6gk0M)

619 Lemme guess; the seat had one of those stupid shag carpet covers on it, didn't it? Posted by: weft cut-loop --------------------- I see that you've been around the block... First time she and the kids came to my house, i showed him my "soft close" toilet seat. He looked at me like I was superhero. Slap, I do love your self deprecating sense of humor.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 05:11 PM (EEIG6)

620 And Ace leaves us with the spandex banana hammock thread all the way to ONT. Ace hates us.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 05:12 PM (L7t0A)

621 >> a baseball card collector A favorite from 77: http://tinyurl.com/gnxd7ow

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:12 PM (g6CBe)

622 I can actually butt bang Huma with my ginormous clit-dick!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 05:12 PM (qcmqL)

623 I'm happy that I don't have a penis. These stories are just awful.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 05:14 PM (6IPEM)

624 Is this the Navy trying out new unis for the USS Milk? - I hope the Milk is a submarine because it going to go down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)

625 This thread is ...um...interesting?

Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 05:15 PM (KTFfX)

626 It is better than acting like another idiot with a keyboard, Chi. I don't mind telling people how to spell things. Otherwise, I'm just a goofball. Public Service Notice: "Plural means more than one. DO NOT put an apostrophe in a pluralized word." "Raccoons" means more than one raccoon. "Raccoon's" means the raccoon owns something. I don't hate the people that do that, but if they were on fire, I would not piss on them. -I would grab a hose and put them out immediately.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:17 PM (6gk0M)

627 I'm happy that I don't have a penis. These stories are just awful. Posted by: L, Elle a Buts it's awfully nice to have one. https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 05:17 PM (UPYhp)

628 "Ricardo, I'm glad the little fella is has lost his topside sealant. I bet he feels a lot better." Thanks, stace. He is better. Still gotta do oatmeal baths and lotion for the skin. And, then I found fleas on the sister's dogs today. They have been staying at the ranch for the time being. Oy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:17 PM (9ym/8)

629 Eleven - The master carried her across, but not for her sake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 05:17 PM (fp08F)

630 "What is considered aggressive masturbating?"

When you have to use tin snips to cut the hairs from your palms?

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 05:17 PM (3zi7q)

631 I'm happy that I don't have a penis. These stories are just awful." -Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:14 PM (6IPEM) Believe-it-or-not? ...balls are worse.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:18 PM (6gk0M)

632 For the other side, the women, vaginal tearing happens too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 05:18 PM (DW+jj)

633 i've been trying to find an honest to goodness old timey clothesline for the past week. t-bars with lines strung across.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 05:19 PM (d4DKA)

634 I probably shouldn't have poured that bourbon.  Oh well.  It's friday, right?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 05:19 PM (+eR2D)

635 I'm happy that I don't have a penis. These stories are just awful. Posted by: L, Elle Exactly. Freud had it 180 degrees bass-ackwards. Women don't have penis envy. Men have vagina envy. Someday, men will be only an unpleasant memory. They will not exist outside of history books.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 05:19 PM (ohu8+)

636 This Thread in Haiku: The penis, is cumbersome. balls, intractable.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:21 PM (g6CBe)

637 The master carried her across, but not for her sake. For her servants' sake? Now she'll say "the Master is better than you and he carried me across." He made things worse for the servants.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 05:21 PM (qUNWi)

638 " i've been trying to find an honest to goodness old timey clothesline for the past week. t-bars with lines strung across." You'll probably have to make one. Galvanized posts with mounting brackets and the wire/line of your choosing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:21 PM (9ym/8)

639 "....balls are worse."  Someday I shall have ask the Good Lord why he put them there as He did...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 05:21 PM (kP16F)

640 Cloning will end the Semen Oppression! Jizz will be as dead as my vaginal juices!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 05:21 PM (qcmqL)

641 Despite the risk of penis and scrotal injury, you guys have it easier. Don't have wear makeup, have perfect hair and nails all the time, deal with the icky menstruation, or have to have a hairless body. There's more stuff that you don't have to do, I just can't think of them.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 05:22 PM (6IPEM)

642 " I probably shouldn't have poured that bourbon. Oh well. It's friday, right?" Fug it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:23 PM (9ym/8)

643 L...we don't have to have babies which I will trade everytime.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 05:24 PM (qUNWi)

644 Women are superior as we can always get laid! You chumps are left to rubbing cat food on your wang and sticking it in the ferret cage!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 05:24 PM (qcmqL)

645 I'd rather have balls than bleed from the crotch. ...if I'm being honest. *unveils curtain* ...which I am!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:24 PM (6gk0M)

646 >>Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA) 3" Steel Pipe : 2 - 6' & 4 - 2' lengths 2 'T' Fittings If you really want to make it easy, have someone thread one end of each length and get threaded T fittings.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:24 PM (g6CBe)

647 ...I promised the flaming emus the weekend off. Don't make me go back on my word... Posted by: Brother Cavil **** I'm available if you need me.

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at July 29, 2016 05:25 PM (hVdx9)

648 "or have to have a hairless body. " Who said you "had" to have that. Carpet man myself. *ruff*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:25 PM (9ym/8)

649 >> Someday I shall have ask the Good Lord why he put them there as He did... Because if he put them on your forehead, you couldn't see on a hot day.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:25 PM (g6CBe)

650 I deeply enjoy having the playground next to the sewer!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (qcmqL)

651 Good grief. What happened in here. Is this the barrel

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

652 >>>> i've been trying to find an honest to goodness old timey clothesline for the past week. t-bars with lines strung across. Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA) ---- Hey cg! My first house here was a farmhouse. It had a clothesline and a dryer. I loved doing laundry for the first time ever. The clothes dried faster and smelled great and it was fun hanging them up with clothespins. We're weird

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (6IPEM)

653 'you guys have it easier' No way for us it's hard. Very very hard.

Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (BO/km)

654 >>There's more stuff that you don't have to do Care.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (g6CBe)

655 thanks Ricardo Kill, i expect i will...and then set them in pails and cement, then underground.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (d4DKA)

656 -Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:25 PM (g6CBe) LMFAO!!! *HAH-HAH-HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (6gk0M)

657 Fug it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:23 PM (9ym/



This is pretty much how I feel at the moment.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (+eR2D)

658 Cloning will end the Semen Oppression! Jizz will be as dead as my vaginal juices! Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (qcmqL) No offense, but it's not cloning. British scientists can fertilize an egg with the DNA from another cell. Men are literally worthless now. They barely contributed anything to the process before, and now they are completely unnecessary. We shall have an all female human race, beautiful and sexy in our lingerie. There will be world peace.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (ohu8+)

659 How did the Horde miss this landmark 25th anniversary three days ago?


https://tinyurl.com/hn9yyvy

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (GUBah)

660 638 " i've been trying to find an honest to goodness old timey clothesline for the past week. t-bars with lines strung across." -------------- You'll probably have to make one. Galvanized posts with mounting brackets and the wire/line of your choosing. Posted by: Ricardo Kill ------------------------- If there is an older, established neighborhood anywhere nearby, I bet there are plenty of people that will give them away. You dig 'em up, you can have them. Or look for a flip house. The poles will be in the dumpster out front. Pain in the back, but if that's what you want... I just strung some paracord between the house & the back garage. I can't remember the last day that wasn't in the 90's. If I hang sheets, the first one is dry before I can finish hanging the rest of them.

Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (EEIG6)

661 Nobody liked the 1977 Topps - Dick Pole?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (g6CBe)

662 Men were paying attention to women long before they started shaving!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (kP16F)

663 >>> Care. Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:27 ---- LOL!!! Threadwinner!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (6IPEM)

664 Women are superior as we can always get laid! You chumps are left to rubbing cat food on your wang and sticking it in the ferret cage! Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (qcmqL) So we HAVE met.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (heN73)

665 Seriously though women have to have the children so I think they have it tougher just based on that.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (BO/km)

666 Tell me more about this ferret.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (rwI+c)

667 'My son,' said the master, 'I stopped carrying her when I reached the other sode of that river. Why did you carry her up this mountain? '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (MhPm/)


I was banned for a while from a forum for telling that story.  Good days, good days. 

That was when I realized that the formerly free-wheeling site run by idiots had gone full prep-school-and-mean-girls.

Of course that was back when I cared.

Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (ry34m)

668 ooh, many thanks garrett, for the specs ! L, Elle, i've always hung my clothes to dry, except for towels and socks.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (d4DKA)

669 Good grief. What happened in here. Is this the barrel Posted by: ThunderB **** Either that or New Jersey (rimshot)

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (hVdx9)

670 Have their glands and front teeth removed. Give them a little crystal meth. Rub some cat food on your wang - they love mixed grill! Lay back and enjoy the eatin... Note: Do NOT get cat food up in your pee hole!

Posted by: Ferretsexual at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (qcmqL)

671 ONT is NOOD! ...nobody told us!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (6gk0M)

672 @666, Grump928(C)

Askin' for a friend?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (kP16F)

673 Despite the risk of penis and scrotal injury, you guys have it easier. Don't have wear makeup, have perfect hair and nails all the time, deal with the icky menstruation, or have to have a hairless body. There's more stuff that you don't have to do, I just can't think of them. Posted by: L, Elle More like, men are so ugly and gross, makeup wouldn't accomplish enough for it to be worthwhile. They were tolerated because they used to be necessary for reproduction. Now all they do is make murder and rape perpetual realities on the human landscape. They will not be missed.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (ohu8+)

674 Posted by: Ferretsexual Some things are best left unsaid. Like what you said.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (BO/km)

675 If your wang is smoking, you might be aggressively masturbating.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (rwI+c)


I thought wang smoking was . . . wait, never mind.

Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (ry34m)

676 Oh yeah, having to bear the children. That's a big one. I was in junior high and with some friends screwing around at the public library doing stupid immature crap like looking up "bitch" in the dictionary. We tried to find a book on sex and only found this one that sounded like it would talk about sex but was mostly about pregnancy and it had full color pics of a woman in labor. There was a baby's head btwn her legs and I literally screamed and dropped the book. I had no idea that's where babies came out. I thought you had surgery and the baby was taken out that way. I was kind of traumatized by that pic.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (6IPEM)

677 i've been trying to find an honest to goodness old timey clothesline for the past week. t-bars with lines strung across.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA)


Mine is an 8' treated post with a crossbar tied on,  Eventually I will get one made.

Actually, go to the old part of town and look into people's back yard (casually, you know, not so the cops are called) and look for the neglected ones set in concrete. 

They may let you and your friend with a truck pop them out so they don't have to mow around them anymore. 

Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 05:43 PM (ry34m)

678 "I feel pretty, oh so pretty.. Oh so pretty and witty and GAAAAAYYY..."

Posted by: Lingerie-wearing Barack at July 29, 2016 06:53 PM (bIhmV)

679 637 The master carried her across, but not for her sake. ** For her...beer? Her.. chablis...? Her... malt liquor?

Posted by: I just dunno.... at July 29, 2016 06:58 PM (bIhmV)

680 Saw the little blip at the end of this post requesting topics...well here's a doozy. Obama has consistently lectured congress (both houses) that they were allotting too much money to fighting the Zika virus. In fact, he actually raided the funds set aside for that, to put into one of his pet projects. Now the shit is hitting the proverbial fan as the Zika cases grow in Florida (aka, battleground election state). The GOP should be pounding this into the Florida constituents. Sir Golfsalot pulled your funding to combat what could be the black plague of this century and is unapologetic for it.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2016 07:39 AM (N0ZGj)

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