December 30, 2014

Good God: Lena Dunham's "Rape" Story Gets More Preposterous
— Ace

Gawker received a leak of Lena Dunham's book proposal a long time ago, and published it. They later took it down after legal threats.

They say the proposal makes it clear who the alleged "rapist" Barry in Lena Dunham's book is.

First things first: In the original book proposal, Lena Dunham describes the "rape," and get this, it's not rape.

I basically didn’t meet a Republican until I was nineteen, when I shared an ill-fated evening of love-making with our campus' resident conservative, who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio show...

Mid-intercourse on the moldy dorm rug I looked up into my roommate Sarah’s potted plant and noticed something dangling. I tried to make out its nebulous shape and then I realized--it was the condom. [He] had purposely flung the prophylactic into our tiny palm tree, thinking I was too dumb or too drunk or too eager to please to call him on it. [...] The next day, on the radiator in the art building, I told the story to my best friend Audrey who winced. Firstly because he was a Republican and secondly because, she whispered "you were raped."

Incredible. Now, what he did (assuming he did it at all) was dishonest and a violation, but rape?

Her own description suggests she was eager to have sex -- that is, consenting.

Jesus God Almighty.

In the book she calls this rape, and insinuates more than she describes here. In the book, she suggests she didn't give consent at all. But in the book proposal, it's clear she consented; she's just objecting to the fact that he decided to go Julian Assange on her.

Now if this could get any worse, which it can't, but let's just keep moving along anyway, it turns out that the "Republican" in question never belonged formally to any party, until 2012, when he registered... as a Democrat.


There is at least one discrepancy between the proposal and what we know about [Dunham's alleged assailant], however. According to public records, ["Barry"] did not affiliate with either major political party until 2012, when he formally registered as a Democrat. Unlike the character in Dunham's memoir, he does not appear to have ever been an on-the-book Republican--though it’s certainly possible he identified as one without ever filing the proper paperwork.

You can go over to Gawker to get the details about him. I'm not publishing his name because it now appears to be outright defamatory to claim this guy "Raped" Lena Dunham, and he ought to take that up with her.

Posted by: Ace at 12:40 PM | Comments (482)
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1 Reading Dunham's writing is a rape of the eyes.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:41 PM (K4YiS)

2 In fact, just looking at her is like having your mind raped.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:42 PM (K4YiS)

3 So, a condom falling off is now rape, huh? I'd say "We're fucked," but that'd probably be rape too.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:43 PM (K4YiS)

4 Looking at her is a good way to loose lunch!

Posted by: Old Dog at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (tQYJH)

5 Damn, I thought I'd make it to the new year without hearing any more about this lunatic pig.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (S0A/C)

6 In before Hodor.

Posted by: Hodor at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (Ua6T/)

7 "Now if this could get any worse, which it can't, but let's just keep moving along anyway, it turns out that the "Republican" in question never belonged formally to any party, until 2012, when he registered... as a Democrat." If his father is the host of All Things Considered -- then he is a liberal. Guaranteed.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (K4YiS)

8 Nothing the professional Left does surprises me anymore.  Their entire careers are built on lying to the gullible.

Posted by: Null at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (xjpRj)

9 The Narrative, falling apart it is.

Posted by: Yoda at December 30, 2014 12:44 PM (4oSLk)

10 We have always known Dunham as a liar.  But it is obvious here if she had filed charges with the police she would be guilty of a felony.  As I posted earlier the statistic shows show 50 to 60% of all reported rapes are false.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 30, 2014 12:45 PM (u9gzs)

11 this lunatic pig. Posted by: tu3031 And...you just committed rape. The "microaggression" kind of rape.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:45 PM (K4YiS)

12 There are some chicks even sailors won't tap She's one of them

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 30, 2014 12:46 PM (/88SZ)

13 So does this mean that 2014 is going to go down in history as the year of the rape, or not rape, or narrative rape? I'm just sooooo confused.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2014 12:46 PM (vVSOO)

14 7  If his father is the host of All Things Considered -- then he is a liberal. Guaranteed.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS)


If he was with NPR at all he is a liberal.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 30, 2014 12:46 PM (u9gzs)

15 What? You didn't have a Lena Christmas ornament hanging on your tree this year? My tree was bent over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Highland Park 18 ahhh; never too early for New Year's at December 30, 2014 12:48 PM (IXrOn)

16 @12 There are some chicks even drunk sailors won't tap.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 12:48 PM (l0lja)

17 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 12:49 PM (MOjUR)

18 No mention of vomiting after he saw this, so I call bullshit http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 12:49 PM (GrXXa)

19 PLEASE NOTE that a student boy at Berkeley was NAMED, SHAMED, ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH RAPE -- before the judge actually looked at the "evidence," and had him declared "Factually Innocent" before throwing the case out of court. But of course, his reputation is already ruined for the rest of his life. All for The Narrative. Details here: http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2014/12/07/mass-rapes-at-u-c-berkeley/ "The One Known Victim: Eugene Quillin It is generally not our policy to further humiliate a falsely accused “rapist” by printing his full name in connection with the charges, but in this case we do so because the innocent student slandered by these charges, Eugene Quillin, must forever endure the fact that the media coverage of the rape charges originally made against him was far more extensive than the subsequent retraction and dismissal of the false accusations. Hopefully this article will help to skew the search results more toward “innocent” than “accused.” Local news site Berkeleyside was one of the few outlets to cover in detail how he was determined to be “factually innocent” of the false charges:" etc.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 12:49 PM (K4YiS)

20 She needs to be pepper sprayed and then tazed.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 30, 2014 12:49 PM (AC0lD)

21 Hide yo boyfirends too cause they raping nobody out here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 12:49 PM (z/HLo)

22 Does she win some sort of 'Acey' award for being the 2014 Douche of the Year?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 12:50 PM (l0lja)

23 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?

Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 12:50 PM (5fSr7)

24
My tree was bent over.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Ahhhhhhooohhhooo...Tell me more

Posted by: A mighty oak at December 30, 2014 12:50 PM (8ikIW)

25 BREAKING NEW


The UN security council has rejected the PA's demand for Israel to withdraw from disputed territories.   And the US even voted no.


http://is.gd/oBbGFg

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 30, 2014 12:50 PM (u9gzs)

26 Reality, how does it fucking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 12:50 PM (0HooB)

27 13 So does this mean that 2014 is going to go down in history as the year of the rape, or not rape, or narrative rape? I'm just sooooo confused.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (vVSOO)



I've been raping the USA for some time now, not just 2014.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Rapist in Chief at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (fBxC6)

28 The check bounced. That's when she knew she'd been raped!

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (oKE6c)

29 I remember college, I was usually too drunk and or excited to not go through about 3 condoms before putting one on right. Maybe he was just hanging one of his failed attemps.

Posted by: BSKB at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (whPuR)

30 she should be sued into poverty

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN)

31 Isn't it dinner time on the East Coast?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (MQEz6)

32 Not again! Fuck it. I finished the cartoon and I'm running it.

Posted by: Gary Trudeau at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (g1DWB)

33 And suddenly millions upon millions of sperm let out silent screams of agony...  they were told AoS had posted yet another Lena Dunham story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (LrtOu)

34 Her own description suggests she was eager to have sex --

Is that too hard to understand? I mean, LOOK AT ME! I get lucky about as often as Haley's Comet shows up!

Posted by: Lena at December 30, 2014 12:51 PM (S0A/C)

35 @KBdabear I looked. I am sorry. * commence bleach eyewash

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 12:52 PM (l0lja)

36 19 No mention of vomiting after he saw this, so I call bullshit

That is just wrong. So wrong.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 12:52 PM (XzRw1)

37 The Fake Friends in these stories are cartoonishly bad. "I told the story to my best friend Audrey who winced. Firstly because he was a Republican and secondly because, she whispered "you were raped."" If your friend prioritizes things in that way-- Rape, okay, that's bad, but OMG you slept with a Republican-- you're either lying or you don't actually have any genuine friends. You could make an argument of scumbaggery on the guy's part, but what's the likelihood of ANY of this being true?

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 12:52 PM (K8cNu)

38 Ace, you left in his last name. It's in the first sentence of your last quote.

Posted by: jaed at December 30, 2014 12:53 PM (pepNq)

39 There is at least one discrepancy between the proposal and what we know about Ungar, Felix?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 12:53 PM (i/uD6)

40 I'm starting to wonder how long it will be before _in flagrante_ condom breakage is going to be redefined as "rape". Maybe I can buy up one of the tire plants Obama is driving out of business, and corner the market on steel-belted radial jimmy hats. Ribbed for her pleasure AND for improved off-road traction!

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 12:53 PM (noWW6)

41 It's his fault. He shouldn't have worn that UVA t-shirt.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 12:53 PM (MQEz6)

42 Oh sure, now you'll believe her

Posted by: Jackie from UVA [/i] at December 30, 2014 12:53 PM (8aCQe)

43 >11 And...you just committed rape. >The "microaggression" kind of rape. There's no "micro" with her.

Posted by: fb at December 30, 2014 12:54 PM (JVEmw)

44 Poor guy. Now his parents know he schtupped Lena Dunham.

Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 12:54 PM (5fSr7)

45 Yeah Lena is all Maxi and Macro...  and Marxist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 12:54 PM (LrtOu)

46 Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa) Hahahaha

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (K8cNu)

47 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale? The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, she let out a great bellow...

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (rwI+c)

48 Zombie, I'm going to say I agree with you about Dumham.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (sj3Ax)

49 1. Everything is Rape 2. Everything is Racist

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (ZPrif)

50 So he didn't rape her. But he should still be jailed for willingly having sex with Lena Dunham. That shit surely is a crime, right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (0LHZx)

51 Is Marxist the ones with wings?

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (8ikIW)

52 My dick would never forgive me.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (MQEz6)

53 49 1. Everything is Rape 2. Everything is Racist Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (ZPrif) _________ Racist rape?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 12:55 PM (0LHZx)

54 Too bad the guy's name is out for the whole world to know. I know that I would never hire anyone that showed such bad judgment as to even want to have sex with Lena Dunham. No one can get that drunk and live.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (UlJ3l)

55 Yeah.  Her choice of attire in that awful photo is just wrong.  She's not very appealing.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (/Ho8c)

56 So they published these details to defend her? ...ok?

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (+5+Cm)

57 One of my college roommates had a GF who looked like Lena but was about 6'3". He was 5'9". We always told him to strap a 2x4 to his butt in case he fell in.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (l0lja)

58 Ribbed for her pleasure AND for improved off-road traction! Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (noWW6) The Michelin ones come with date restaurant recommendations

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (K8cNu)

59 I can't wait till this particular scrunts 15 minutes are up.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (HFRZF)

60 10 We have always known Dunham as a liar. But it is obvious here if she had filed charges with the police she would be guilty of a felony.

As I posted earlier the statistic shows show 50 to 60% of all reported rapes are false.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 05:45 PM (u9gzs)



Henceforth we should immediately call "bullshit" on an purported rape that the purported victim does not report to the police PDQ. If it's sufficiently traumatic to qualify as rape, then it's traumatic enough to report to the police.

Conversely, if the purported victim doesn't consider it grievous enough to report to the police, then I for one don't consider it grievous enough to hear about.

This "anguished story from years of yore" horseshit is an ringing invitation to drama queens and self-promoters to try it on with a gullible public. Tell your story to hard-boiled detectives first.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 12:56 PM (oKE6c)

61 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale? ___________ Nope. Never did. I shagged some nothing to write home abouts, but in my most drunken days of college there is no way I would have kissed - let alone fucked - something as odious as this cow.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 12:57 PM (0LHZx)

62 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (l0lja) Norwegian? Icelandic?

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 12:57 PM (K8cNu)

63 Not only was his father a former ATC host, he is a retired liberal arts college president. I'll respect Ace by not saying which one, but not Hillsdale or Grove City, that's for sure. Basically, he's exactly like Lena Dunham. A lackluster child of successful leftist parents. "White privilege" is just an attempt to dilute the real and substantial privilege that these spoiled kids have.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (L2xDv)

64 Even her taste in conservatives suck. A guy who slyly takes off his condom. Must be GOPe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette in Walter Mitty World at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (IXrOn)

65 55 Yeah. Her choice of attire in that awful photo is just wrong. She's not very appealing.

Notice she's standing. If she laid down on the beach cats would try to bury her.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (XzRw1)

66 I'm thinking "gave the high hard one to Lena Dunham" is not something one puts on one's first postcollege resume.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (z/HLo)

67 Her card's been a punched a few times too many

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (l0lja)

68 If his father is the host of All Things Considered -- then he is a liberal. Guaranteed. Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS) And, the Gawker story points out that: "His dad was a Jew, not that there's anything wrong with that, and that the son didn't necessarily identify as a Jew. And even if the father did belong to the Jewish group that actually controlled the world, it didn't mean that the son was a Republican" That may not be an exact quote of the Gawker story. It might just be from a Gawker brainstorming session that I can totally envision happening. In a frat house somewhere. Maybe.

Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 30, 2014 12:58 PM (XeGAx)

69 He wasn't a conservative. His dad worked for NPR.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (nzqCf)

70 44 Poor guy. Now his parents know he schtupped Lena Dunham.
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (5fSr7)




Imagine the shit his friends are giving him. They're probably ringing his phone off the hook as we type.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (oKE6c)

71 Scientific fact: "Unknown's" tryst with La Dunham was the first and only known instance - where sperm swam away from the egg.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (0cMkb)

72 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?

I am usually passed out or in an ER when I reach that point. Or dead, I hope.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (S0A/C)

73 Al Sharpton is a vulgar human being. He is divisive and he spews hate.

Posted by: I'm not a vulgar human being or even an actor playing a vulgar human being at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (e8kgV)

74 23 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?

Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (5fSr7)

I may be guilty of this (no whales, but some were on the chubby side) during my younger days before I met my wife, but at least they were cute in the face and had a good personality. Dunham is just horrendous on pretty much every standard by which you judge a woman, especially looks and personality.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 12:59 PM (Am9Tn)

75 69 He wasn't a conservative. His dad worked for NPR. Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (nzqCf) _________ There are real world Alex P. Keatons out there. Not saying this guy is one of them necessarily, but you can't judge someone's politics based on their dad.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 01:00 PM (0LHZx)

76 Women do not lie about this stuff. Remember Anita Hill and that rapist Claude Thomas. Later it was found out that Thomas was  just as big a liar as Bush !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 01:00 PM (Sd++4)

77 62 Dutch. We nicknamed her 'Wookie'

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 01:00 PM (l0lja)

78 72 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?


... to tell the truth ...

Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 30, 2014 01:00 PM (e8kgV)

79 When did it become so desirable to be raped??? I guess when one can get attention from being a victim without actually having been victimized. This story actually seems more believable (purple cowboy boots, really? ) but I won't believe it on the general principle of not trusting proven attention-whore liars.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (oa/c7)

80 71 is our winner

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (z/HLo)

81 Taking off your condom with Lena Dunham isn't "rape." It's self-sacrifice.

Posted by: Caliban at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (3GFMN)

82 If you were a condom and entering into that domain you'd GTFO too.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (RYD+a)

83 FG ND for the win. SEC 3-1

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (rwI+c)

84 They're just waiting to drop the "abortion after the rape" sequel.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette in Walter Mitty World at December 30, 2014 01:01 PM (IXrOn)

85 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (l0lja) Van Der Wookee

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (K8cNu)

86 >>>Henceforth we should immediately call "bullshit" on an purported rape that the purported victim does not report to the police PDQ. If it's sufficiently traumatic to qualify as rape, then it's traumatic enough to report to the police. Conversely, if the purported victim doesn't consider it grievous enough to report to the police, then I for one don't consider it grievous enough to hear about. This "anguished story from years of yore" horseshit is an ringing invitation to drama queens and self-promoters to try it on with a gullible public. Tell your story to hard-boiled detectives first. . . . .I have a working theory on why this stuff is happening in bunches right now. Feminists are trying to get the statute of limitations removed from State and Federal rape laws. That way anyone can go back forever to file charges against pretty much anyone they ever slept with and later regretted.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (4oSLk)

87 Huh! I do not have 'lunatic fringe' in my iTunes library. Gonna hafta fix that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (mo0D+)

88 "but you can't judge someone's politics based on their dad" Well, the fact that he's a registered democrat is pretty conclusive.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (lk8d4)

89 Posted by: toby928(C) at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (rwI+c) Good game.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (dFi94)

90 Substantial volumes of beer were involved.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (MQEz6)

91 50 So he didn't rape her.

But he should still be jailed for willingly having sex with Lena Dunham. That shit surely is a crime, right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (0LHZx)

Well, the one extenuating circumstance is whether he drank a case or more of beer the night he nailed her. When you don't really remember doing it, we can probably excuse you doing it ... but just once and only once.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (Am9Tn)

92 Maybe she was latex intolerant?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 01:02 PM (l0lja)

93 I never did, Captain Ahab.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:03 PM (sj3Ax)

94 I just clicked on kdabear's link... my face afterwards: https://tinyurl.com/c4eyhs2

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:03 PM (OsWis)

95 *ponders Edna Mode*

"Lena dahling.  You have a figure that makes a potato sack wish it wore a sack."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 01:03 PM (LrtOu)

96 When he sobered up the next morning, did his eyes feel like they were raped?

Posted by: Grumpyguy at December 30, 2014 01:03 PM (6OScs)

97 Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)



Good God. Nature can be so cruel.

Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:03 PM (oKE6c)

98 Poor guy gets falsely accused of raped and outed as having had sex with Lena Dunham.I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (v5UtH)

99 If his father is the host of All Things Considered -- then he is a liberal. Guaranteed. Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS) Yep. She just wanted to take the opportunity to slander Republicans, because we all know how awful *those* people are, don't we? And, forgive my prejudice, but that sounds like something a douchey liberal guy would do. Assuming this even happened.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (oa/c7)

100 At least wear a one piece suit or a tarp for crying out loud.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (XzRw1)

101 93 I never did, Captain Ahab. Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax) Behold the mighty power of the comma.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (MQEz6)

102 Henceforth we should immediately call "bullshit" on an purported rape that the purported victim does not report to the police PDQ. If it's sufficiently traumatic to qualify as rape, then it's traumatic enough to report to the police. Until very recently, that was the standard. These idiot leftists are literally trying to demolish our legal system by bypassing it altogether and establishing their kangaroo courts. Again, this can be stopped or at least slowed by having the falsely accused start suing everything that isn't nailed down, starting with the skool's administration for impersonating an agent of the court.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (0HooB)

103 "Mid-intercourse on the moldy dorm rug..." Way, way, waaay TMI. Damn. People actually spend real money to read/watch this wretched creature?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 01:04 PM (1CroS)

104 For once, it's anatomically correct to call someone "a big fat liar."

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (K4YiS)

105 97

Good God. Nature can be so cruel.

Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

Yeah, but Lena has a terrific personality ... oh, wait, she doesn't even have that. She's not even one of those pleasant chubbies like Natalie from "The Facts of Life."

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (Am9Tn)

106 and that tat looks like it was made by a 5 year old with an etch-sketch.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (XzRw1)

107 Mean beaten senselessly at 2 pm Saturday & caught on home surveillance camera.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (sj3Ax)

108 Crystal Mangum wouldn't lie to Durham district attorney Mike Nifong, but she did kill her boyfriend

Posted by: Roy Cooper at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (e8kgV)

109 There are some chicks even drunk sailors won't tap. And that's saying something.

Posted by: Manatee at December 30, 2014 01:05 PM (0NdlF)

110 O/T Irish beat LSU

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (9BRsg)

111 Being as how Dunam is homely as a bucket of rat dicks, she probably paid the guy to bang her, and since he took the money he was a Republican. Leftard logic at it's pinnacle.

Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (xWW96)

112 .I have a working theory on why this stuff is happening in bunches right now. Feminists are trying to get the statute of limitations removed from State and Federal rape laws. That way anyone can go back forever to file charges against pretty much anyone they ever slept with and later regretted, since any and all exculpatory evidence will be pretty much gone by then.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (4oSLk)


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (oKE6c)

113 blue on blue this guy is a registered dem and his father is an npr fixture and college president she has accused a prog, from a well known prog family, of rape popcorn please

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (zOTsN)

114 Might've been one of those "Bang the Ugliest Chick" contests.
Hope he won a lotta money.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (S0A/C)

115 >>There are real world Alex P. Keatons out there. Not saying this guy is one of them necessarily, but you can't judge someone's politics based on their dad. There are exactly zero conservatives who have a father who works for NPR, decided to go to Oberlin, politically first registered as a Democrat and banged Lena Dunham.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (g1DWB)

116 Oops. Should read "shake down pretty much anyone."

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (oKE6c)

117 Why are we being spammed today??

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (sj3Ax)

118 106 and that tat looks like it was made by a 5 year old with an etch-sketch. Posted by: Thin veneer of civility _______________ Hey! What do you have against me? What have I ever done to you?

Posted by: 5-year-old with an Etch-a-Sketch at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (UlJ3l)

119 I wonder if Lena's camp gave Gawker the ok to "leak" this.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (w8mtI)

120 My God it's full of tards....

//Looking Left

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 30, 2014 01:06 PM (/4AZU)

121 You need a body-sized condom just to be in the same room with Dunham

Posted by: Trojan at December 30, 2014 01:07 PM (e8kgV)

122 Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (K4YiS)

She also has a body type that some women of her political persuasion seem to cultivate; fat, soft, with no interest in shaping it to some minimum standard of beauty. In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 01:07 PM (Zu3d9)

123

I willingly read this post.  I was perhaps too eager to be entertained.  But now looking back on it, I realize that I should not have read about this stupid vapid twit again.

 

Ace has post-raped me.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:07 PM (zt+N6)

124 5yr old with an Etch-a-Sketch?

Joey Bidet is also a tattoo artist?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 01:07 PM (LrtOu)

125 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 01:07 PM (KCxzN)

126 Is this Lena Dunham even a real person? With her tall tales, I'm beginning to think she's a Hollyweird, Inc. hologram.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (1CroS)

127 In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)

 

 

 

 

It working.

Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (xWW96)

128 And she deliberately chose the first name of an actual( probably), the only Republican on campus.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (v5UtH)

129 113 blue on blue this guy is a registered dem and his father is an npr fixture and college president she has accused a prog, from a well known prog family, of rape popcorn please Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (zOTsN) I predict Ebola will play a large roll in the next episode of "Girls" The new show title after that one will be "Girls Minus One"

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (MQEz6)

130 RAW LIES

Rollin' rollin' rollin'

Keep that narrative rollin'

Keep those liars lying

RAW LIES

Don't try to understand them

Just lie n' lie n' slander 'em

RAW LIES

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (RZzX3)

131 "Dear Diary,

Love life has been pretty much non-existent, as usual, and I was getting really desperate. Batteries don't come cheap, you know, but then I had a great idea: I'd go hit up the president of the campus spelunking club. I figured I'd be right in his wheelhouse ..."

Posted by: Lena Dunham[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

132 Hi Sven!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (sj3Ax)

133 if she thinks she just got rid of barrys lawsuit against her she just got unger who is also jewish, in addition to being a dem from an npr and college president oh yes popcorn please

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (zOTsN)

134

 Everyone please be aware that this a Global Warming awareness week and everyone should do their part to prevent this terrible tragedy from getting worse. We salute Presdent Obama for his efforts to prevent this problem that Bush created getting worse.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (Sd++4)

135 In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.

I believe that's called "overkill"...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (S0A/C)

136 *srednop how one acquires a bucket of rat dicks* maybe not worth dwelling on after all...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (OsWis)

137 103 "Mid-intercourse on the moldy dorm rug..."

Way, way, waaay TMI.

Damn. People actually spend real money to read/watch this wretched creature?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (1CroS)

I've heard worse from my college days. I remember this girl who lived in my girlfriend's dorm and would sleep with around a dozen different guys a semester. She'd always bring them back to her dorm room to have sex. The worst part is that my girlfriend told me that she and her friends knew for a fact that the loose girl didn't change the sheets on her bed the whole school year. Can you imagine how ... um, crusty the sheets were?!?

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:09 PM (Am9Tn)

138 Just adding something. "[He] had purposely flung the prophylactic into our tiny palm tree, thinking I was too dumb or too drunk or too eager to please to call him on it." It seems to me that she is attributing the "eager to please" comment to his, not her, state of mind. Not that I buy any of her story. Just another way of looking at the statement.

Posted by: Me_and_only_me at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (jJn7d)

139

98 Poor guy gets falsely accused of raped and outed as having had sex with Lena Dunham.I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself.

 

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (v5UtH) 

 

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Maybe she was better looking back then?

Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (943iJ)

140 128 And she deliberately chose the first name of an actual( probably), the only Republican on campus. Posted by: steevy /i] Hey, that's an extremely good point. She was trying to slander the only Republican she's ever met, but not get her hands dirty doing so. She let other people dig out his last name -- and she can then claim that she never actually named him Diabolically clever -- and evil.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (K4YiS)

141 19 No mention of vomiting after he saw this, so I call bullshit

http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh

Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)




Now you know that guy's friends are burning up his phone lines to give him shit, and have dog food delivered to his house.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (oKE6c)

142 I realize I may come off as a prick for saying this, but there is absolutely no excuse for a person of either gender-- give Dunham's age, money, and lack of physical infirmity-- to be as out of shape and look as shitty as she does. You brush your teeth, shave your face, wash your frigging clothes, bathe and, by the way... If you look like 150 pounds of bread dough, you Keep. Your. Frigging. Clothes. On.

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (K8cNu)

143 Ugh

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 01:10 PM (K4YiS)

144 she is about to be shunned by the glitterati gawker is a prog publication. they are supporting her rape story, and threw this guy and his family under the bus oh yes popcorn

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:11 PM (zOTsN)

145 >>Might've been one of those "Bang the Ugliest Chick" contests. When I was an undergrad there was a girl known as "Horrible Hank" who lived in the next dorm over. Very unattractive, but known as a sure thing. Didn't even need to buy her dinner. Sad really. Maybe Dunham was "Loose Lena". The go to for the guy with a sack full. And no, I was never that desperate.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (3rrMW)

146 So now, being 'easy' = rape?

Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (943iJ)

147 That is disgusting that she never changed sheets, Slappy!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (sj3Ax)

148 122 Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (K4YiS)

She also has a body type that some women of her political persuasion seem to cultivate; fat, soft, with no interest in shaping it to some minimum standard of beauty. In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)

 

That's the big part.  I mean for the rest there may not really be a whole lot she can do about.  I don't know, I've never looked at what her parents look like.  But its like she is going out of her way to come off as looking unattractive.  Not even making an effort to look nice.

 

 

Also I still say she looks like a less effeminate version of Michael Cera.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (zt+N6)

149 Dude should be slut shamed. That's nasty.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (MbqmP)

150 I ain't got time to worry 'bout no rape. My horse been stole.

Posted by: Sheriff of Waterhole #3 at December 30, 2014 01:12 PM (ScUhd)

151 Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (/88SZ)

Sorry. I was in the Navy. I don't believe that for one minute.

Maybe the guys you hang out with but the average swabbie deckhand? Or snipe?

Warm, wet, willing.

Looks, size or personality are not on that list.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:13 PM (RZzX3)

152 Lena wants to get the role of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in the Ghostbusters reboot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 01:13 PM (LrtOu)

153 Maybe any guy who pops fat Lena deserves to be slandered. His standards are sub wharf rat.

Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 01:13 PM (xWW96)

154 it turns out that the "Republican" in question never belonged formally to any party, until 2012, when he registered... as a Democrat. Why, it's almost as if to be a Leftist is to become a bulimic liar...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 01:13 PM (wr4LJ)

155 111 Being as how Dunam is homely as a bucket of rat dicks ...

Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (xWW96)

Bucket of rat dicks?!? Wasn't that phrase uttered by FDR in his first inauguration speech?!?

(For the record, that phrase made me legitimately laugh out loud.)

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:13 PM (Am9Tn)

156 so she didn't really rape her sister because she kept the condom on? Color me puzzled.

Posted by: mallfly at December 30, 2014 01:14 PM (bJm7W)

157 I'll be glad when Rapey Tuesday is over.

And ugh, one of my BFF's is having a horrible holiday season.  Her husband's mom in Chi-town is dying in hospice, and now his dad is in the hospital there with a possible heart attack. 

She's a mess (double for her husband). 

Prayers, please.  She's a writer who has been talked about here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:14 PM (FsuaD)

158 re 155: me, too.

Posted by: mallfly at December 30, 2014 01:14 PM (bJm7W)

159 Bucket of rat dicks?!? Wasn't that phrase uttered by FDR in his first inauguration speech?!? (For the record, that phrase made me legitimately laugh out loud.) Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (Am9Tn) "The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And rat penises."

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (K8cNu)

160 PS A pringles can full of cookie dough will never write a memoir.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (MbqmP)

161 The condom remains on that plant to this day. The old women of the village say it is cursed and you must never look at it after the Sun has set or demons will come.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (MQEz6)

162 Hey, don't say mean things about my daughter!

Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (oKE6c)

163 * commence bleach eyewash More like an NBC washdown.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (brIR5)

164 Incredible. Now, what he did (assuming he did it at all) was dishonest and a violation, but rape?

Wasn't this same sort of thing, having sex without a condom when she thought/assumed you had one, the sort of 'rape' that has been chasing Julian Assange?

Just saying, apparently it already is rape in Europe, from what I remember.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (A6vWB)

165 there's a Latin phrase Falsus in unum, falsus in omnibus

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (Aoayx)

166 Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)

Meh!

Seen worse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (RZzX3)

167 That is disgusting that she never changed sheets, Slappy! Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax) Snap! Crackle! Pop! Sheet Krispies!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2014 01:15 PM (0cMkb)

168 59 I can't wait till this particular scrunts 15 minutes are up. Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (HFRZF) She's had waaaay more than 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 01:16 PM (sdi6R)

169 Boots = Republican. Apparently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 01:16 PM (TIIx5)

170 Well, Ms. Dunham has Kathleen Parker defending her.  So there's that, for what it's worth.

And LOL to the bucket of rat dicks.  Tatted rat dicks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:17 PM (FsuaD)

171 More obscene than her ugly doughy body is the amount of money she got as an advance to write her garbage.Zombie should be getting that kind of money.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:17 PM (v5UtH)

172 Bucket of Rat Dicks would make a good band name.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 01:18 PM (UlJ3l)

173 I saw Bucket of Rat Dicks open for Tub of Slime Mold at the Greek in LA when I lived out in CA.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 30, 2014 01:18 PM (u9gzs)

174 And he piled upon the whale's white hump, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.... and then he threw away his condom

Posted by: Melville (Not the one on Long Island) at December 30, 2014 01:18 PM (4OZqu)

175 Let's just hope this scrunt doesn't ever reproduce. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:18 PM (FsuaD)

176 Bucket of Rat Dicks would make a good band name. Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (UlJ3l) Didn't you see them open for Van Halen at the Roxy back in '77 (back when VH was known as "Rat Salad")?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 01:19 PM (TIIx5)

177 Fing Gawker. Read the article and commentators. So Lena Dunham claims to have been raped by a Republican named Barry. Conservative journalists call bullshit. Turns out the event was a nonrape by a democrat not named Barry and they turn around the story to find fault with the conservative journalists who wrote about it.

Posted by: PeeCee at December 30, 2014 01:19 PM (xYVem)

178 Rickl, You beat me to posting she's had more than 15 minutes of fame, what's the fascination with this beast?

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:19 PM (sj3Ax)

179 Tatted rat dicks? Reminds me of a trip I took across country to California on the Grayhound, had to use the restroom (oh Jesus) in the bus station in Joplin, Missouri.........

Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 01:19 PM (xWW96)

180 @79 When did it become so desirable to be raped??? ------------------- I think it's the combination of two different things. First, we've largely removed the stigma from being the victim of a rape. This is a good thing. Second, certain elements of society have massively publicized non-violent rape. As a result, it's fairly easy for a woman (it never seems to be a man in any of these instances) to say that she was involved in sex in which she was a less than enthusiastic participant (which is about where universities seem to be setting the standard these days...) and get lots of sympathy without having to actually undergo most of the violence and trauma that was once associated with the word "rape". And very few people object to getting extra sympathy.

Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 01:20 PM (UWFpX)

181 I think Lena was probably abused as a kid, and her adult repulsiveness is a defense mechanism / armor.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 01:20 PM (cbfNE)

182 condoms do come off accidentally. i would assume that in this case

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:20 PM (zOTsN)

183 Doughy is the new sexy.

Posted by: Jeb! Bush at December 30, 2014 01:20 PM (0cMkb)

184 Rickl, You beat me to posting she's had more than 15 minutes of fame, what's the fascination with this beast? Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (sj3Ax) At this point, I feel compelled to *very carefully* point out that men aren't her core viewing demographic

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 01:20 PM (K8cNu)

185 I've heard worse from my college days. I remember this girl who lived in my girlfriend's dorm and would sleep with around a dozen different guys a semester. She'd always bring them back to her dorm room to have sex. The worst part is that my girlfriend told me that she and her friends knew for a fact that the loose girl didn't change the sheets on her bed the whole school year. Can you imagine how ... um, crusty the sheets were?!? Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (Am9Tn) __________ I knew a fella' in college who changed his sheets once a semester. Weird thing was, the rest of his apartment was always very neat. But he had this thing about never changing sheets. Odd.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (0LHZx)

186 Good God. Nature can be so cruel. Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break. Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (oKE6c) You know, there are lots of lovely women out there who perhaps don't have the ideal figure or are not exactly Helen of Troy. But they are not obnoxious and all up in our faces insisting that we should act like we long to see them naked and they are just as beautiful as, say, Halle Berry. Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her. She would be okay if she weren't so narcissistic and obnoxious attention whorey. And she really should get that moldy growth on her forearm checked out.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (oa/c7)

187 Is Dunham sure the guy wasn't wearing like 5 or 6 condoms and one slipped off? I mean, I'd be looking for an Ebola suit if I were to hit that.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (3a584)

188 I saw Bucket of Rat Dicks open for Moldy Dorm Rug and Etch A Sketch Tattoo at the Rat in Boston in like 1983

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (S0A/C)

189 The entire "memoir" is bullshit. It's a goddam diary of an immature young narcissistic woman.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (Aoayx)

190 183 Doughy is the new sexy. Posted by: Jeb! Bush at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (0cMkb) Yeah! It's my time to rise!

Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (4OZqu)

191 Republicans are rapists. And, blind. And, are capable of plopping their junk in a vat of toxic chemicals, and not have said junk transform into Jack Nicholson's Joker.

Posted by: The Take-Away... at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (yn6XZ)

192 Not even if she blew me first.

Posted by: Mel at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (fBxC6)

193 Lena Dunham should pose nude for Pillsbury.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (MMC8r)

194 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

I wouldn't take any sea cruises if I were her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (RZzX3)

195 Natural fake, Despite trying not to laugh I am!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:21 PM (sj3Ax)

196 Lena Dunham should pose nude for Pillsbury. Posted by: ---

omg, so funny.  I nominate for Thread Winnah!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 01:22 PM (/Ho8c)

197 189
The entire "memoir" is bullshit. It's a goddam diary of an immature young narcissistic woman.



This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:22 PM (FsuaD)

198 180 @79 When did it become so desirable to be raped??? ------------------- I think it's the combination of two different things. First, we've largely removed the stigma from being the victim of a rape. This is a good thing. Second, certain elements of society have massively publicized non-violent rape. As a result, it's fairly easy for a woman (it never seems to be a man in any of these instances) to say that she was involved in sex in which she was a less than enthusiastic participant (which is about where universities seem to be setting the standard these days...) and get lots of sympathy without having to actually undergo most of the violence and trauma that was once associated with the word "rape". And very few people object to getting extra sympathy. Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (UWFpX) ___________ I think it's the victim nation we've become. Everyone wants to be a victim. What better victim than a woman who has been raped?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 01:22 PM (0LHZx)

199 147 That is disgusting that she never changed sheets, Slappy!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax)

I know. My girlfriend and her friends from the dorm used to tell me that when they'd go in the girl's room, it would always smell like sex in the air. It was probably somewhat psychological. But the girl never burned incense or sprayed Renuzit or anything like that. The irony is that the girl was somewhat attractive, too. A couple of guys I knew had the hots for her until I told them her "dating" practices, though I think one of the guys who lived on my dorm floor didn't care and "took the plunge" anyway.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:22 PM (Am9Tn)

200 189 The entire "memoir" is bullshit. It's a goddam diary of an immature young narcissistic woman. Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! ___________________ Are you speaking of "Dreams From My Father" or "The Audacity of Hope"?

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (UlJ3l)

201

178 ... she's had more than 15 minutes of fame, what's the fascination with this beast?

 

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (sj3Ax)

 

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It's sort of like a horror story and a train wreck, combined.

People like horror stories...and also find it hard to turn away from watching a train wreck.

Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (943iJ)

202 Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her. She would be okay if she weren't so narcissistic and obnoxious attention whorey. That goes for a lot of women. Personality counts.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (MMC8r)

203 >>condoms do come off accidentally. i would assume that in this case I wouldn't assume a damn thing about this story is true.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (g1DWB)

204 We used to call people like her 'skags'. But that was the 70s and things were different. Not sure what we should call her.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (l0lja)

205 This, in many ways, is the story of Obama. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (FsuaD) If Barak had a daughter, she'd look just like.......

Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (XeGAx)

206 Being as how Dunam is homely as a bucket of rat dicks ...

What I want to know is - when you go over to said bucket - just how is it that you figure out what you're looking at is indeed, a vessel full of rodent schlongs? I mean cripes, I think I would be pretty confused on this, other than agreeing it looks a hell of a lot like Lena Dunham.

And in fact, I would need to go to Wiki to see what a rat dick looked like, and also to see what Lena Dunham looked like. Because, these are both things I've never cared to find out about.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (sH832)

207 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (oa/c7)

I would guess those pics are photoshopped.

Or a very very good makeup artist. A master.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (RZzX3)

208 I haven't read anything about her resuming her book promotional tour, and with the big damn advance she got for this tripe I'm sure the publisher requires her to do a certain amount of appearances.
 
So will Ms. Scruntling have to give some of the cash back?
 
I sure hope so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 01:23 PM (ZqJDG)

209 It's not the condom coming off that would bother me, it's if the paper bags over our heads fell off; mine, hers, and the dog's.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 01:24 PM (DLu2s)

210 Are you speaking of "Dreams From My Father" or "The Audacity of Hope"? Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (UlJ3l) Constitution of the United States

Posted by: Bumbles at December 30, 2014 01:24 PM (4OZqu)

211 Not if I only had one hour to live.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 01:24 PM (wr4LJ)

212 A Republican at Oberlin? Way back when, Carter was President, and I was offered a full scholarship to Oberlin (awesome PSAT score). I thought about it, then realized, No Engineering School, No Business School, not even a decent pre-med program. What is the use of these schools?

Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 01:24 PM (k19Aq)

213 i hope he sues. i hope barry and unger both sue

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

214 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (RZzX3) When I was in "A" School, a chick showed up during the Christmas leave period. Some buddies and I were assigned to the same working party with her. During a break, she made sure to let us know that she had been on base for a week, had already laid six guys, and that her goal was to lay every guy on base. One of my classmates about a month later bragged about sleeping with her, noting that she told him he was "Number 46." About a week later, scuttlebutt got out about an epidemic of the clap on base. Our classmate tried denying he had the clap, even when faced with the evidence that #45 and #47 had it. He finally broke under the taunting and admitted that, "yes, it fucking hurts to wake up with your crank stuck to your underwear, now shut the fuck up about it, you assholes!"

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (nL0sw)

215 What is the use of these schools? Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (k19Aq) even fat chicks need love, bro

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (4OZqu)

216 Frankly,any picture of Dunham on the " cute side" are heavily photoshopped.Have you sen what they need to do to make her presentable?

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (v5UtH)

217 My sides hurt... Buckets of rat dicks, swanky sheets, and the Pillsbury doughboy... From the bottom of my heart, y'all...thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (OsWis)

218 C'mon, I'm sure that, under all that lard, there's a very nice girl.

Maybe even two or three nice girls. None of them are named Lena, however.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (DLu2s)

219 Can this PLEASE be the last thread on Lena Dunham in 2014?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (KH1sk)

220 skanky, not swanky...ugh damn autocorrect

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:25 PM (OsWis)

221 Not if I only had one hour to live. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (wr4LJ) *Especially* not if I only had one hour to live. Can you imagine showing up at the Pearly Gates with that smell on you? St. Peter just stares at you: "...Dude. Really?"

Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 01:26 PM (K8cNu)

222 Good Lord, you'd think I'd have learned to never click a link here.

Is that cheap whore wearing a sweatshirt that says "Can I Live?"?
With what looks like a pair of Mickey Mouse type hands holding her stomach?

Is this supposed to be some sort of twisted statement on "choice"? Like the baby is asking you, and you get to make the choice?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 01:26 PM (sH832)

223 well since she saw the condom hanging off the plant he could not see her face, just the back of her head iykwimaittyd

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:26 PM (zOTsN)

224 Lena Dunham should pose nude for Pillsbury. *shakes Guinness out of laptop*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:26 PM (0HooB)

225 IT'S RAPE BECAUSE SHE SAID IT'S RAPE!!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!!

Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (jucos)

226 213 i hope he sues. i hope barry and unger both sue

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (zOTsN)

I think every American citizen should join together and file a class-action lawsuit against her. There has to be SOMETHING illegal about seeing, hearing or imagining Dunham naked and having sex, right? Please.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (Am9Tn)

227 When none of the moron horde is willing to hit you, even as a joke, you may be a hosebeast.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (XzRw1)

228 he had to take the condom off. he couldn't keep his chubby when his eyes accidentally slipped open

Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (pS66t)

229 Hard to believe he threw the rubber away beforehand. I would have double or triple bagged it if she was the partner.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (TIgJq)

230 Betty Trovato aka a Boiled Potato with Nipples On It is quite the little, er, mid-sized prevaricator.  Ah, The Narrative though.  Like FLOTUS Patricia Ewing and her "cute" story, er, raaaayyceessss tale, of the request for help at Target, lies trump truth for The Narrative.  Bungheads.  The lot of them.

Posted by: eureka! at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (dvZET)

231 193 Lena Dunham should pose nude for Pillsbury Weight Watchers.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (MMC8r)

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (oKE6c)

232 About a week later, scuttlebutt got out about an epidemic of the clap on base. Our classmate tried denying he had the clap, even when faced with the evidence that #45 and #47 had it. He finally broke under the taunting and admitted that, "yes, it fucking hurts to wake up with your crank stuck to your underwear, now shut the fuck up about it, you assholes!"

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (nL0sw

 

I really hope that you guys had the proper sense to begin applauding every time he walked into a room.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:27 PM (zt+N6)

233 Way back when, Carter was President, and I was offered a full scholarship to Oberlin (awesome PSAT score). I thought about it, then realized, No Engineering School, No Business School, not even a decent pre-med program. What is the use of these schools? Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (k19Aq) ____________ The peeps I know who went to the Oberlins, Antiochs, Amhersts of the world turned out very well professionally speaking. When your classmates are kid of privilege like Lena Dunham, the world of possibilities opens up quite a bit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 01:28 PM (0LHZx)

234 Not even if it came with a free subscription to Grit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 01:28 PM (wr4LJ)

235 Now you know that guy's friends are burning up his phone lines to give him shit, and have dog food delivered to his house. Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (oKE6c) No. Keep in mind that his friends are, basically, Pajama Boy.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 01:28 PM (L2xDv)

236 @186 Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her. She would be okay if she weren't so narcissistic and obnoxious attention whorey. ---------------------- I've seen her in video from time to time (not on her TV show, mind you), and she looks *much* worse in that than she does in any of her stills.

Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 01:28 PM (UWFpX)

237 Heh.  If my Life Coach SIL's wealthy husband ever gets kicked to the curb, I'd pay to fix him up with Lena Dunham.

The poor guy is so ugly it hurts.  And for Christmas Day he dressed up, non-ironically, as Dr. Spock.  No shit.  And even cut his hair into bangs.

Picture a tall, pale, ultra-skeletor in a Dr. Spock suit.  On Christmas Day.

And the Christmas gift he asked for and was given was...a Speedo.  For their trip south of the border.

I swear on all that's holy the above is the truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:29 PM (FsuaD)

238 Two chemists, one who kicked off the development of Viagra and another who is a YouTube celebrity, have received knighthoods in the New Year Honours.

Dr Simon Campbell started and oversaw research on Viagra while working for the drug company Pfizer.

Prof Martyn Poliakoff is a pioneer in green and sustainable chemistry, known for his "Periodic Table of Videos".

Posted by: Trojan was is name-o at December 30, 2014 01:29 PM (e8kgV)

239 >>Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (nL0sw) A similar thing happened my sophomore year in college. Cute but odd freshman girl made it clear she was on a mission and she was going to complete that mission. One weekend right before Christmas break she started telling the guys that she had the clap. That next Monday morning there was a line of guys outside the infirmary waiting to checked out. The infirmary was between my frat and the cafeteria. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 01:29 PM (g1DWB)

240 You know, I'm rethinking the burqa thing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:29 PM (oKE6c)

241 I would add that because of the ugliness of her personality/lies, a Gang Fart Rape of Ms. Trovato in an elevator would be "Justice".

Posted by: eureka! at December 30, 2014 01:29 PM (dvZET)

242 Lena, a little friendly advice: if you've not got it, don't flaunt it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:30 PM (oKE6c)

243 Lena Dunham seems determined to live her entire life in the Before stage -- the fat, ugly loser stage -- and never the After stage after you've gotten, sober, started working out, and put down the donuts.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

244 All Hail Eris: "Can this PLEASE be the last thread on Lena Dunham in 2014?" And 2015. Alas, it can't be. Dunham insists upon itself.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 01:30 PM (1CroS)

245 I'd rather bang the screen door or the hurricane.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 01:31 PM (ZqJDG)

246 Jane, Umm... Why dress up as Spock on Christmas? One of the wise men?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:31 PM (OsWis)

247 That is disgusting that she never changed sheets, Slappy! Maybe one of the funniest things I've read all week.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (9vrWU)

248 She looks like the girl=next=door... if you live next door to a....

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (fBxC6)

249 I've seen her in video from time to time (not on her TV show, mind you), and she looks *much* worse in that than she does in any of her stills.

the cost of doing CGI to fix her in video would be staggering. Dozens of workstations calculating day and night for weeks. George Lucas wouldn't take that one on.

Photoshopping stills is much easier - you can job that out to China and when the artists kill themselves you just get more.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (sH832)

250 The peeps I know who went to the Oberlins, Antiochs, Amhersts of the world turned out very well professionally speaking. Yeah. That's the problem with America today.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (L2xDv)

251 Looking at Her is eye rape....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (Bn6aD)

252 246 Jane,

Umm...

Why dress up as Spock on Christmas?

One of the wise men?



I have no idea.  When he walked in the room I nearly dropped my drink.  A full-on Spock suit.  Just...no words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (FsuaD)

253 248 She looks like the girl=next=door... if you live next door to a.... Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6) Dairy farm

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (4OZqu)

254 IT'S RAPE BECAUSE SHE SAID IT'S RAPE!!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!! Prove. It.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (0HooB)

255 Prof Martyn Poliakoff is a pioneer in green and sustainable chemistry, known for his "Periodic Table of Videos". Posted by: Trojan was is name-o at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (e8kgV) They're going to knight the guy who looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket? Haha, well, I guess they knighted some dumbass from a 1960s boy band with bad hair cuts, so there's that.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (MbqmP)

256 246 Jane, Umm... Why dress up as Spock on Christmas? One of the wise men? Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:31 PM (OsWis) Yeah, really. It sounds like he was confused about American holiday customs.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (sdi6R)

257 Spock in a speedo. yeah. That's some fapping material right there...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:32 PM (OsWis)

258 All Hail Eris, Can we please make this last thread ever about Dunhan? FIFY.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (sj3Ax)

259 I'm looking pretty good now huh?

Posted by: The barrels bung hole at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (XzRw1)

260 I really hope that you guys had the proper sense to begin applauding every time he walked into a room. Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (zt+N6) Actually, we went in together and bought him new skivvies. Naturally, these were thrown at him when he walked into class, along with appropriate remarks about bleach and teflon coating.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (nL0sw)

261 Country Singer, what base was this?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (10ydV)

262 237 Heh. If my Life Coach SIL's wealthy husband ever gets kicked to the curb, I'd pay to fix him up with Lena Dunham.

The poor guy is so ugly it hurts. And for Christmas Day he dressed up, non-ironically, as Dr. Spock. No shit. And even cut his hair into bangs.

Picture a tall, pale, ultra-skeletor in a Dr. Spock suit. On Christmas Day.

And the Christmas gift he asked for and was given was...a Speedo. For their trip south of the border.

I swear on all that's holy the above is the truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (FsuaD)

 

Um, Dr. Spock, or Mr. Spock?

 

There is a difference.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (zt+N6)

263 257 Spock in a speedo. yeah. That's some fapping material right there... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (OsWis) BRB

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 30, 2014 01:33 PM (4OZqu)

264 I swear on all that's holy the above is the truth. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (FsuaD) ---- Are you fucking telling me that there soon may be a picture of a sombrero'd Spock in a speedo at Cabo? Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (KH1sk)

265 She looks like the girl=next=door... if you live next door to a....
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)

A Piggery?

Sea World?

Alabama State Penitentiary for Women?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (RZzX3)

266 Spock looks like Brad Pitt compared to my poor, unfortunate BIL.  Thankfully, he has a very large wallet.  And my SIL isn't much to look at either.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (FsuaD)

267 Has anybody consulted the ultimate authority on Rape?

What's Whoopi got to say?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (sH832)

268 She looks like the girl=next=door... if you live next door to a.... ...pre-op tranny heroin halfway house for wayward Holsteins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (0HooB)

269 @252 I have no idea. When he walked in the room I nearly dropped my drink. A full-on Spock suit. Just...no words. ------------------ Okay... *THAT* makes a bit more sense. When you said "Dr." Spock, I'd thought you were referring to Benjamin... (i.e. the guy who did more to screw up child-rearing in the US than any other single person)

Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (UWFpX)

270 "Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special." Lmao! That's perfect.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 01:34 PM (wDCpR)

271 Are you fucking telling me that there soon may be a picture of a sombrero'd Spock in a speedo at Cabo?

Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (KH1sk)



Yes, and yes.  Fortunately, I married the intelligent, good-looking member of the family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:35 PM (FsuaD)

272 Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her.



The photographer needs one thing to help her look good in a photo: a firmly placed lens cap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:35 PM (oKE6c)

273 Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special. Posted by: All Hail Eris Oh I'd buy HBO to watch that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 01:35 PM (wr4LJ)

274 NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 01:36 PM (jucos)

275 Actually, we went in together and bought him new skivvies. Naturally, these were thrown at him when he walked into class, along with appropriate remarks about bleach and teflon coating.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (nL0sw)

 

See, I'd be sure to always have at least one guy start the slow clap every time.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:36 PM (zt+N6)

276 He kept trying to do the Spock thing with his pale, boney fingers.  And failing. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:36 PM (FsuaD)

277 Jane, Maybe he got his idea from this: https://tinyurl.com/ksnkedg

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:36 PM (OsWis)

278 Country Singer, what base was this? Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (10ydV) Corry Station, Pensacola, FL '93-'94.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 01:37 PM (nL0sw)

279 3 So, a condom falling off is now rape, huh? Just has to be a Dem.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 30, 2014 01:37 PM (TE4K8)

280 Yes, and yes. Fortunately, I married the intelligent, good-looking member of the family. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:35 PM (FsuaD) ----------- I saw this episode! It's like a transporter accident, and you got the NOT freaky copy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:37 PM (KH1sk)

281 Live long and make lots of money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 01:37 PM (RZzX3)

282 She looks like the girl=next=door... if you live next door to a....

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)

rest stop along I-10 in Alabama.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (XzRw1)

283 Weren't we all informed we had to watch Girls because the culture was important or something?

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (v5UtH)

284 76 Women do not lie about this stuff. Remember Anita Hill and that rapist Claude Thomas. Later it was found out that Thomas was just as big a liar as Bush !!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (Sd++4) BWAAAAAAAAA ......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... ... I can't breathe ...

Posted by: Arbalest at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (FlRtG)

285 lmao Jane...stop... The image of Spock in a Speedo doing the Vulcan neck pinch with his long bony fingers is both hilarious and horrifying.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (OsWis)

286 277 Jane,

Maybe he got his idea from this:

https://tinyurl.com/ksnkedg



Nah, those are too normal.  He's *apparently* a huge Star Trek fan.  And for some reason decided to let his Spock freak flag fly on Christmas Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (FsuaD)

287 slow clap. Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (zt+N6) ---- ISWYDT

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (KH1sk)

288 Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special. ~ ~~ ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 01:38 PM (Ua6T/)

289 "Spock in a speedo." Oh, myyy!

Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (1CroS)

290 the condom came off cause he lost his boner that sounds like truth

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

291 I have one other story somewhat related to the previous one I told. During my freshman year in college, there was another girl that slept around with a couple of guys who lived on my dorm floor, though not anywhere as many as many as the other girl I mentioned earlier (not me, as I had a girlfriend).

One night she was asleep with one guy in his dorm room after presumably having sex and his roommate came back to the room at like 3 a.m. hammered to the point where he could barely walk. He got confused and thought he was in the bathroom, whipped it out, and started peeing on the sleeping couple, who were in the lower bunk of the bunkbeds that they had set up in their room. The guy getting peed on, jumped up, and punched the urinator in the face, giving him the biggest black eye I have ever seen. We didn't get the whole story for weeks because neither guy wanted to tell the story. Eventually, the guy who punched the urinator was drinking with us and told us what had happened.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (Am9Tn)

292 you definitely lucked out Jane.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (OsWis)

293 The good news is that one of these days Ms. Dunham will cease to be in the news. The bad news is that someone else will be in the news for similar reasons... and they might even be worse than she is.

Posted by: junior at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (UWFpX)

294 283 Weren't we all informed we had to watch Girls because the culture was important or something?
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)



Maybe they were talking about a bacterial culture.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:39 PM (oKE6c)

295 TD Dawgs!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:40 PM (0HooB)

296 Here's what I don't get about Lena's (almost certainly false ) Story. I agree that taking off a condom mid sex is a violation. But why the hell would you keep having sex after that? Either you don't care, or you are pretty desperate for any sort of male affection. Either way, not something to celebrate.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 01:40 PM (wDCpR)

297 slow clap. Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (zt+N6) ---- ISWYDT Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (KH1sk) Damn, I missed that! That must mean I need a beer. BRB

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 01:40 PM (nL0sw)

298 Lena Dunham *looks* like an STD. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:41 PM (FsuaD)

299 Wheatie, I don't like seeing train wrecks. I put her show on HBO once by accident & fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:42 PM (sj3Ax)

300 Hi! Ho! Hi! Ho! It's off to rape I go . . .

Posted by: Rapey, the 8th Dwarf at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (JO9+V)

301 >>I agree that taking off a condom mid sex is a violation. But why the hell would you keep having sex after that? Either you don't care, or you are pretty desperate for any sort of male affection. Either way, not something to celebrate. And definitely not rape.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (g1DWB)

302 She's a walking bacterial and viral culture.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (OsWis)

303 283 Weren't we all informed we had to watch Girls because the culture was important or something?

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)

 

Nah, ace never said we had to watch that awful show.  His was more of a point about being aware of its existence.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (zt+N6)

304 298 Lena Dunham *looks* like an STD. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:41 PM (FsuaD) Hey! We don't look *that* bad

Posted by: STDs of the World at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (4OZqu)

305 Maybe they were talking about a bacterial culture. I'm going with fungal, based on what she's reported about the carpet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (AVEe1)

306 Mets win. Mets win.

Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 01:43 PM (Dwehj)

307 the condom came off cause he lost his boner

If he's lucky, it was in it...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:44 PM (S0A/C)

308 307, HA!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:44 PM (OsWis)

309 We didn't get the whole story for weeks because neither guy wanted to tell the story. So... not German, then.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (AVEe1)

310 IT'S RAPE BECAUSE SHE SAID IT'S RAPE!!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!!! Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist

Yep.  If you don't have a uterus, you cannot have an opinion on this topic.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (/Ho8c)

311 Dammit.  What's the name of the Wikileaks douche (with the blonde hair) who was having sex with some Swedish woman who woke up and said, "You're not wearing a condom" and he responded, "I'm wearing you." 

Didn't the Swedes charge him with rape?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (FsuaD)

312 I put her show on HBO once by accident & fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO. I saw some promo for her show on the telly a few days ago. The first thing that came to mind was that Communist Goal about making all art as shapeless and meaningless as possible. On legs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (0HooB)

313 Jane, Maybe it was his Halloween outfit & wanted your family to see it because he was so thrilled with it. Or he belongs with MUMR.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (sj3Ax)

314 "307 the condom came off cause he lost his boner" Haha the real truth comes out.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (wDCpR)

315 I didn't see Spock In A Speedo open for Queen in San Francisco back in '82, but I heard about it. It was reportedly fabulous.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 01:45 PM (1CroS)

316 Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her. ---- Helen Keller, Photographer

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (l0lja)

317 Carol, Or both.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (OsWis)

318 303 Ace wasn't the one I was referring to.I forget which one of the squishes it was,Douthat maybe?

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (v5UtH)

319 fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO. Let's hope it's just murder & not "sleeping with Lena". Yech.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (MbqmP)

320 Obama once claimed Girls was one of Malaria & Stasha's favorite shows.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (cbfNE)

321 So Dunham, who is presumably actually female, looks like this

http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh

whereas this fruit is actually male

http://tinyurl.com/mqk55ok


Something is seriously wrong here.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (oKE6c)

322 Corry Station, Pensacola --------- Maybe she was just striking for Information Dominatrix.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (KH1sk)

323

Do we waste time with this c*nt Lena Dunham because Ace is a "Girls" fan??

 

I mean seriously, can't we just throw this bitch down the rat hole of occasional laughter and derision with which we treat Marcotte, Slate, Nation, TNR, Vox, TPM, Buzzfeed, etc., etc., etc.

 

She is nothing and any spark of talent she may have is completely overwhelmed by her illogical delusions and fucked up mental state.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (q5APL)

324 Warning: Men or women who have had sex with Lena Dunham are advised not to drive or operate heavy machinery.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (XzRw1)

325 Heineken is for pussies! Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (OsWis)

326 In that Dunham beach picture, is that her thumb from her left hand behind her right wrist, or crotchless drawers... 'cause that would be hot.

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 30, 2014 01:46 PM (5aohW)

327 God I love the comments here, thanks for the laughs

Posted by: NativeNH at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (NpDqx)

328 311 Julian Assange.We were all shocked he had sex with women.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (v5UtH)

329 Obama once claimed Girls was one of Malaria & Stasha's favorite shows.

Yeah, real shocker there...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (S0A/C)

330 With the size of her cooter, it's take a 33gal Hefty Bag to provide protection. I've seen smaller hangars.

Posted by: OBGYN at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (l0lja)

331 There were times when some copious amounts of alcohol was involved and some truly skanky women were 'danced' with. I do not deny this. Seabees. We build we fight we drink we make mistakes. We are human even if patently godlike. But I never had sex with that Dunham woman.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (go5uR)

332 322, No shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:47 PM (OsWis)

333 Watch how, with a simple test, I prove Lena Dunham to be a bigot: I basically didn't meet a [black person] until I was nineteen, when I shared an ill-fated evening of love-making with our campus' resident [negroid], who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio show...

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 01:48 PM (Aoayx)

334 311 Dammit. What's the name of the Wikileaks douche (with the blonde hair) who was having sex with some Swedish woman who woke up and said, "You're not wearing a condom" and he responded, "I'm wearing you."

Didn't the Swedes charge him with rape?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

 

Julian Assange.  Ace mentions him in the post.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:48 PM (zt+N6)

335 What would be more shameful? Having the world know that you've fucked Lena Dunham or that you're a registered Democrat. Poor bastard...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 01:48 PM (8FyP4)

336 I have one more thing to add to the Spock BIL story which I nearly forgot.

He told everyone he couldn't wait to go zip-lining.  I'm assuming in the Speedo.

*hands out brain bleach to everyone through USB*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:48 PM (FsuaD)

337

BTW, when is this c#nt Lena Dunham going to be investigated by the authorities for her own sexual assault of her little sister, which according to her own words borders on pedophilia in my opinion.

 

I mean this sick fuck should be at least investigated for her own confessions with what she did to her sister.  No surprise her whole family appears to be made up of nothing but lunatics and loons.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 01:48 PM (q5APL)

338 The words "boner" and "Lena Dunham" do not belong in the same sentence. Nor the same paragraph. Nor the same page. Nor in the same book.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (oFCZn)

339 hmmm, so Lena has a story where the 'bad' guy's behavior is not a big deal. So to sell it she makes him an evil Rethuglican because her peers will automatically side against them -- and then later on she magnifies the deed itself. Sounds like prototypical lefty behavior and the biggest grrrr to me is that this works -- its almost as effective in lefty institutions as some islamist saying "that Christian defaced the Qran" to get a mob riled up and ready to punish someone who owes them money.

Posted by: PaleRider --click my link and vote for Lost Fantasy, ends tonight at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (dkExz)

340 325 Warning: Men or women who have had sex with Lena Dunham are advised not to drive or operate heavy machinery. Technically speaking you'd have to operate heavy machinery to have had sex with her.

Posted by: OBGYN at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (l0lja)

341 So, among lefty womyn, pretend rape is becoming a thing. Here's a novel idea, how about these loons focus on some of the many actual rapes that are committed each year? I don't understand why they have to make shit up when there are plenty of criminals running around loose victimizing people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (Yiho6)

342 The first thing that came to mind was that Communist Goal about making all art as shapeless and meaningless as possible. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (0HooB) Word. Check out this rare footage of Dunham's runway modelling fashion career. http://tinyurl.com/audkcc6

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (TIIx5)

343 Julian Assange. Ace mentions him in the post.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (zt+N6)



Thanks.  I missed it.  I remember we were all shocked he had sex with a woman.  In the vagina.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (FsuaD)

344 307 the condom came off cause he lost his boner

If he's lucky, it was in it...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:44 PM (S0A/C)

Yeah, after the trauma of that sexual experience, it's probably better for the guy if he simply ceases having sex. There's no point in reliving that horror, which has to be similar to the PTSD experienced by combat troops.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (Am9Tn)

345 ROFL Jane! omg...I can't breathe...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (OsWis)

346 Ooops. Off stale old sock.

Posted by: PaleRider -LF made it. at December 30, 2014 01:49 PM (dkExz)

347 I was wondering if the AoSHQ Rape Tuesday(R) meme was going to have legs.

Posted by: flounder at December 30, 2014 01:50 PM (FHh8u)

348 http://tinyurl.com/mqk55ok Something is seriously wrong here. Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (oKE6c) "In an ironic twist Volke, who maintained two Facebook profiles under his name, was an outspoken opponent of violence against women in various social media posts" Guess he was OK with violence against men...

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 01:50 PM (4OZqu)

349 288 Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special. ~ ~~ ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/) I will say that Isabella Rossellini was smoking hot in that movie.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (sdi6R)

350

One other topic, Ace's mention of Assange is dead on balls accurate.

 

The trumped up "rape" or "assault" charge by that whore he was staying with and fucking is a complete travesty of justice.

 

What a fucking joke that was.  I hope Assange got permanent protection from extradition to that rotting feminazi whore island where apparently if you take a chick doggy style and she moans yes but in her mind she's thinking no, then it's rapey rape rape charges for you, you unlucky fella.

 

Double rape if she finishes you off with fellatio.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (q5APL)

351 44 Poor guy. Now his parents know he schtupped Lena Dunham. Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (5fSr7) And all his pals. Ew. That's going to be a tough one to live down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (Yiho6)

352 The point of the above test is that anytime you speak of any person in derogatory or subhuman terms, you expose yourself as a bigot. *muslims are of course excluded from this, because they are animals

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (Aoayx)

353 We could use the words in the same sentence thusly: "the morning after he looked over and saw Lena asleep on his left arm, he realised he's pulled a massive boner"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (AVEe1)

354 Spock zip-lining in a Speedo...with creepy pale fingers... The horror.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (OsWis)

355 Here's a novel idea, how about these loons focus on some of the many actual rapes that are committed each year? I don't understand why they have to make shit up when there are plenty of criminals running around loose victimizing people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Yiho6)



Same reason they shut up about women being harassed on the street after that video came out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 01:51 PM (oKE6c)

356

Jane,

 

Just as a point of order I don't think vagina sex was definitely proven with Assange.  So, there's that.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 01:52 PM (q5APL)

357 Ms. Dunham could be described as coyote ugly. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:52 PM (FsuaD)

358 JEF lets his kids watch that? No way Mooch would allow that. Lie? Yes, another of his many lies.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:52 PM (sj3Ax)

359 sorry y'all, but Jane's BIL looking like Spock in a Speedo zip-lining is way more interesting than Dunham.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:53 PM (OsWis)

360 I miss him too buzzion.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 01:55 PM (OsWis)

361 What would be more shameful? Having the world know that you've fucked Lena Dunham or that you're a registered Democrat. Poor bastard... Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (8FyP4) The last guy who schtupped Lena Dunham later on killed Dr. Richard Kimble's wife.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 01:55 PM (TIIx5)

362 342 So, among lefty womyn, pretend rape is becoming a thing. Here's a novel idea, how about these loons focus on some of the many actual rapes that are committed each year? I don't understand why they have to make shit up when there are plenty of criminals running around loose victimizing people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Yiho6)


Exactly. The problem has never been as big as feminist and liberal activists claim but it is a legitimate problem. But now it's apparently trendy to exaggerate or outright lie about rape, which will only make it more difficult for women who are actually raped to get justice. To be honest, actual sexual assault and the lying about sexual assault has been a problem, especially on college campuses, since I was an undergrad. I saw it first hand when I was on the student conduct board at my university 25 years ago.

Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 01:55 PM (Am9Tn)

363 I looked at IMDB, Girls has 3 seasons & one in 2015. Bribery has to be involved.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 01:55 PM (sj3Ax)

364 Word. Check out this rare footage of Dunham's runway modelling fashion career. Heh, that was great. Accurate, too. What a lump.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:55 PM (0HooB)

365 TD Cards! 7-7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 01:56 PM (0HooB)

366 If you're curious about Spock in a Speedo -- and you are, don't lie to us and more importantly don't lie to yourself -- I gift you with: http://mentalfloss.com/article/54129/11-weird-artistic-tributes-mr-spock Scroll down to Number 9.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 01:56 PM (KH1sk)

367 Ace, you left in his last name. It's in the first sentence of your last quote. Ignore it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 30, 2014 01:56 PM (CSXsy)

368 Lemme see if I have this right: If you're a prog woman, you can dress like a whore, act like a whore, and murder the consequence of your actions because it's your body and you can damn well do what you please with it. However, if you don't like the guy whom you spread your legs for, then you can claim that you were raped. Nice. What must it be like to live one's life without any responsibilities?

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 01:56 PM (8FyP4)

369 365 I looked at IMDB, Girls has 3 seasons & one in 2015. Bribery has to be involved. Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (sj3Ax) You overlook the fact the HBO exec who approved that pile of trash is using it to torture someone

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 01:57 PM (4OZqu)

370 365 I looked at IMDB, Girls has 3 seasons & one in 2015.

Bribery has to be involved.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)

 

It seems to me like its supposed to be some vehicle for liberals special snowflake children.  Brian Williams demon spawn is on it, and she just got to play Peter Pan in that awful thing on NBC.  And Dunham is supposed to be some protege of Judd Apatow.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 01:57 PM (zt+N6)

371 So have the womyn's studies types announced that one night stands are now rape? The way they're stretching the definition, I'm waiting for the announcement.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 01:58 PM (Yiho6)

372 Look guys, this is not that hard.  If you're dating a lefty chick just get blowjobs from her.  No worries about her lies later...

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 01:58 PM (q5APL)

373 368 If you're curious about Spock in a Speedo -- and you are, don't lie to us and more importantly don't lie to yourself -- I gift you with:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54129/11-weird-artistic-tributes-mr-spock

Scroll down to Number 9.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (KH1sk)



  I think my BIL believes he looks like that in his dreams.



Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 01:58 PM (FsuaD)

374 Lena Dunham's very existence rapes me.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 30, 2014 01:58 PM (ojfYH)

375 Fugly feminists despise attractive women. I think that's why they do their best to make someone like Dunham famous. It's some kind of perverse attempt to make themselves feel better about themselves to embrace the fugly and try to normalize it. If Dunham has ever walked past a mirror, she knows what she looks like, and she also knows how ugly she is on the inside. All this Dunham "in your face" crap is weaponized feminist fugly aimed at the descent-minded, and descent looking people.

Posted by: Havedash at December 30, 2014 01:58 PM (G1XMn)

376 Look guys, this is not that hard. If you're dating a lefty chick just get blowjobs from her. No worries about her lies later...

It worked for Clinton

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 01:59 PM (S0A/C)

377 299 Wheatie, I don't like seeing train wrecks. I put her show on HBO once by accident & fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO. Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:42 PM (sj3Ax) Maybe an exec got drunk one night and screwed her. The shame of it all made him give her a show to shut her up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 02:00 PM (Yiho6)

378 the descent-minded I'm not generally minded to think of descending on Lena...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 02:00 PM (AVEe1)

379 Look guys, this is not that hard. Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:59 PM (S0A/C) A phrase often heard in Dunham's bedroom.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 02:01 PM (TIIx5)

380
"Her own description suggests she was eager to have sex -- that is, consenting."




Jane, you ignorant slut.

Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Lena Dunham know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line.But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 02:01 PM (kdS6q)

381 Worst nightmare for a mother when her daughter comes home and says, "I've decided to become a life coach."  You drink heavily.

When your son comes home and introduces Lena Dunham as his girlfriend,  you dig a hole in the backyard, take them both out to admire the camellias, whack them both over the head, and drag out a bag of lime. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:01 PM (FsuaD)

382 hahahahaha.  As annoying as it is to even think about this slag, the lively fun we have in the comments makes it all worthwhile!!

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 02:02 PM (q5APL)

383 judd apatow is her defender, benefactor and mentor he who makes a ton of profitable funny movies. he has clout. he produces her show

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 02:02 PM (zOTsN)

384 You know, sacred honor and all that, but given that's she's a hose beast, I banged that 7 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Will Folks at December 30, 2014 02:03 PM (jqmxX)

385 I admit, I am a big Star Trek fan. That said, seeing Spock as a paper doll pretty much shredded any innocent childhood memories I may have had... Jane, you may be right. The charcoal drawing however is actually pretty decent.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:03 PM (OsWis)

386 OK, I'll take the bait: Who is Judd Apatow?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:04 PM (KCxzN)

387
So, by this definition of rape, I gather Lena playing Hungry Hungry Hippo with my cooter would definitely be on the "rapey" end of the spectrum?

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Infant Sister

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 02:04 PM (kdS6q)

388 Anyone that would fuck Lena had to be drunker than her.


If you look up Coyote ugly, her picture is there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:04 PM (0FSuD)

389 Was there any foreplay prior to the rape?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 02:04 PM (XzRw1)

390 In the old days you never dealt with the Lena Dunhams of the world. They were sent to convents where they prayed daily for forgiveness for being ugly scrunts who were offensive to the eye and ear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 02:04 PM (oFCZn)

391 Jane, Gonna take a lot of lime...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:05 PM (OsWis)

392 380 the descent-minded I'm not generally minded to think of descending on Lena... Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:00 PM (AVEe1) Good point.

Posted by: Havedash at December 30, 2014 02:05 PM (G1XMn)

393 Who is Judd Apatow? Posted by: AltonJackson He made 40 Year Old Virgin, and some other not-as-funny movies.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 02:06 PM (V70Ne)

394 ace is posting because he's still mad he dropped his chicken and no one was there to make him a sammich.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:06 PM (0FSuD)

395 I like half Vulcan half Horse, but I don't think he'd be able to go to many homes for holidays. Jane, Is he mentally disturbed?

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 02:06 PM (sj3Ax)

396 378 Look guys, this is not that hard. If you're dating a lefty chick just get blowjobs from her. No worries about her lies later...
It worked for Clinton
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:59 PM (S0A/C)




How does that help, if, as we've seen, they're perfectly happy to make up shit out of whole cloth?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:06 PM (oKE6c)

397 @383- Jane D'oh "..., and drag out a bag of lime." Oh I wanna party with you. What. A. Hoot.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:06 PM (XHihg)

398 judd apatow 40 year old virgin this is 40 anchorman pineapple express superbad bridesmaids forgetting sarah marshall

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 02:07 PM (zOTsN)

399 Jane,
Is he mentally disturbed?



No, he's retired from a very successful career.  Thus, all the $$$.  Just a huge nerd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:08 PM (FsuaD)

400 Nerdy girl, That might be it.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 02:08 PM (sj3Ax)

401 I think we all need to meet up at Jane's next year for Christmas.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:09 PM (OsWis)

402 thx I haven't seen any of those... They all lack Bogart / Bacall / Bergman content & might possibly contain will ferrell content

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:09 PM (KCxzN)

403 apatow is producing a key and peele movie he loves dunham

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 02:09 PM (zOTsN)

404 350 288 Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.
~ ~~ ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)


PBR  SUCKS!   It's good for cleaning a battery, that's it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:09 PM (0FSuD)

405 I just wonder at what point someone on the Left finally calls Bullshit on this whole LenaRape fiasco. Shouldn't Reality make a grand entrance sometime?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:10 PM (0HooB)

406

ThunderB:

 

that's a pretty damn good list, although I've not seen Bridesmaids or this is 40...

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 02:10 PM (q5APL)

407 "This Is The End" was probably Apatow's best. Tossup with "Bridesmaids". "The Interview", though, cost Sony a shitload of cash. Not entirely Apatow's fault, but it was clearly not set to do great business.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 02:10 PM (AVEe1)

408 She's fucking him... Proggie-Style.

Posted by: Moronna Onna Donna at December 30, 2014 02:10 PM (fBxC6)

409 405 apatow is producing a key and peele movie

he loves dunham



The hell?????  Nooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:11 PM (FsuaD)

410 I think we all need to meet up at Jane's next year for Christmas. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM I can make Fettuccine Alfredo, so that's one meal accounted for...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:11 PM (KCxzN)

411 .... and interestingly "This Is The End" wasn't even an Apatow movie, technically

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 02:12 PM (AVEe1)

412 he loves dunham And I bet she loves babysitting his young daughters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 02:12 PM (V70Ne)

413 The woman literally cannot keep her legs or her mouth shut.

Posted by: lonetown at December 30, 2014 02:12 PM (M6Esb)

414 his wife is the lovely leslie mann no way he is dorkign that lump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 02:12 PM (zOTsN)

415

Jay:

 

Just make that your rule and you'll be as fine as you can be.  Other than abstinence with lefty chicks, I got nothing else to insulate ya.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 02:12 PM (q5APL)

416 Meet ya there SMFH. I want to meet Mr D'oh and Mr D'oh Boy. Anyone that can even halfway keep up with that gal...

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:13 PM (XHihg)

417 414, Good Lord....those poor girls...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:13 PM (OsWis)

418 412 I think we all need to meet up at Jane's next year for Christmas.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM



We go to the BIL's and life coach's house in ATL.  It's delightful.  And by delightful, getting raped on a bed of broken glass would be preferable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:13 PM (FsuaD)

419 >>Dunham "in your face" These are words that do not belong in close proximity.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 02:13 PM (3rrMW)

420 hehe teej, same here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:13 PM (OsWis)

421 Dunham "in your face"

...and just when you thought there was nothing worse than banging her

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 02:14 PM (S0A/C)

422 Jane, Just imagine the horde accompanying you!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:14 PM (OsWis)

423 Qualified... http://tinyurl.com/pnkg4t5

Posted by: Barry Dunham at December 30, 2014 02:15 PM (fBxC6)

424 424 Jane,

Just imagine the horde accompanying you!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM (OsWis)

 

I bet the horde could have her NY in-laws crying and leaving inside of 10 minutes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 02:16 PM (zt+N6)

425 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:08 PM (FsuaD)

Spock in a Speedo goes way beyond 'nerd'. That's approaching the singularity of WTF.

I'll take some of that brain bleach, thanks.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 02:16 PM (ThxKk)

426 Dunham "in your face" These are words that do not belong in close proximity. Posted by: Aviator Better than "on your face." I'll see myself to the barrel.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 02:16 PM (V70Ne)

427 buzzion, I know. Thus the fun.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:16 PM (OsWis)

428
Didn't click over but I assume the original "Barry" that was suing her to clear his name is not this guy now named.  Correcto?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 02:17 PM (Qs8ZN)

429 Jane, Just imagine the horde accompanying you! Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM That would be epic. Imagine three or four dozen of Teh Horde's "Cousin Eddy's" showing up on Christmas Eve... I would totes rent a RV to crash that party

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:18 PM (KCxzN)

430 correcto two lawsuits

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 02:18 PM (zOTsN)

431 Wait, Lena is just complaining because he didn't give her some anal.



Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2014 02:19 PM (0FSuD)

432 Imagine three or four dozen of Teh Horde's "Cousin Eddy's" showing up on Christmas Eve...
I would totes rent a RV to crash that party

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:18 PM (KCxzN)

You and me both. How fast do you think we could make them cry?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 02:20 PM (ThxKk)

433 when I shared an ill-fated evening of love-making with our campus' resident conservative, who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio show...


Dunham and Don Imus?

Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2014 02:21 PM (ZFPMM)

434
t y

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 02:21 PM (Qs8ZN)

435 Ok, between comments regarding Dungheap sitting on faces and anal...I'm feeling a bit queasy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:21 PM (OsWis)

436 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I volunteer my services as center judge at the D'oh family tournament. Everyone make sure you've got a mouthpiece, you're wearing a cup and your hand and foot pads are clean and secured with cloth tape only.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:21 PM (XHihg)

437 Jane, Star Trek nerd at his age? Okay. I don't know or care to know him. What is it, an annual thing? Horde could clear them out in less than 10 minutes.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 02:22 PM (sj3Ax)

438 I'd rent an RV to get the Texas hordlings to ATL.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:22 PM (OsWis)

439 FG Dawgs, up 10-7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:22 PM (0HooB)

440 Mz. Dunham is the textbook example of 'The Safety Factor'... If you are drunk enough to consider hitting it, the whiskey-dick will keep you from doing it.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at December 30, 2014 02:22 PM (LoIJo)

441 That Gawker article? Yeah. It's a hit piece on the Right.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:23 PM (MMC8r)

442 I've got to go make something to eat.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 02:23 PM (sj3Ax)

443 You guys are killing me.  And Lena has put me off dinner.

Now friends who were coming for the big meal I've planned for NY's Day have had to cancel. 

*stares toward kitchen and refrigerator full of food*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:23 PM (FsuaD)

444 444 I've got to go make something to eat.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (sj3Ax)


ace has a burnt chicken on the floor, but Five second rule.  Come on over.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:24 PM (0FSuD)

445 I lost my appetite way back at comment 300 or so...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:24 PM (OsWis)

446 New one up.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 02:25 PM (V70Ne)

447 yummy...chicken that Ace dropped on his foot... pass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:25 PM (OsWis)

448 Don't look now, but there's a new post up. I said DON'T LOOK NOW.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 02:26 PM (sdi6R)

449 New Years Day at Jane's!!!

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (XHihg)

450 FOX: Coppers shoot another one in Philly...tried to run them over. No officers injured.

Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (ahBY0)

451 Charge her, throw every possible legal accusation at her, and ruin her.

Lord knows, the Left has no issues moral or intellectual in doing it to those they disagree with, time to introduce them to the receiving end, as it were.

The Left isn't going to learn, isn't going to stop this until they pull back a bloody stump -- let's make Lena Dunham that severed limb (figuratively).

Posted by: acethepug at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (37xk6)

452 Ugh! I hate these liars with the fire of a thousand suns. Someone I do love was raped by 2 men in her home. Rape is not a joke, nor is it trivial, but these politically -motivated people are making it less apparent how very serious and horrible it is. Rape is a horrible evil. May those who perpetrate it burn a thousand years in hell. I hate people like Dunham for their trivialization of a serious issue. I can hardly log into this site anymore due to the "rapey:" jokes that are not funny.

Posted by: Jade Sea at December 30, 2014 02:32 PM (3mqP5)

453 Don't go over there. DON'T GO OVER THERE!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (S0A/C)

454 To all you lawyers out there, I have a question: would this hold up in a defamation case? Because I'd love to see Dunham have to fork over butt tons of money to prevent this from going to trial. Her money, too, not her parents' cash.

Posted by: Physics Geek at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (llWHs)

455 I've come back.  Lena Dunham's dad pron at the HQ?  Who would have thought?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:35 PM (0FSuD)

456 In which chapter of Lena's autobiography does she describe her escape from the sanatorium? 

Or is it possible the staff pity fcuked her and then kicked her out because she was disruptive?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (dVmLD)

457 *readies the welcome mat for the rest of the Horde, who might be stampeding back here shortly*

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 02:41 PM (ThxKk)

458 "Stampeding," heh.

Posted by: Centaur Spock at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (fBxC6)

459 The condom remains on that plant to this day.

The old women of the village say it is cursed and you must never look at it after the Sun has set or demons will come cum.


Obvious FIFY in already moronized thread.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (DL2i+)

460 *stares toward kitchen and refrigerator full of food* Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (FsuaD) ---------- We're on our way. It's BYOB, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (KH1sk)

461 Is not using a condom assault? It is not rape, but could it be actionable in a criminal or civil sense? I do not know, but it is an interesting issue. Of course sticking one's bits into Lena Dunham is an assault on decency.

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (4kTo2)

462 Ruh, Roh! Just heard on Levin's show that Scalise had 10 year ties to Duke's chief of staff...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (4DCSq)

463 Women (and men) are prosecuted for making false rape allegations. The same legalities that allow most rape cases to be dropped without ever going to trial - prosecutors deciding there is a lack of evidence - also apply to false rape complaint cases. Many DAs routinely reject expending effort on false reporting of assorted crimes - simply because they need to focus their resources on violent crimes. In a case where it certainly appears that a false rape claim could have been successfully prosecuted, the Duke Lacrosse Team Hoax, the accuser was not prosecuted due to racial considerations - IMO. (She later stabbed her boyfriend to death and is now in prison.)

Posted by: Jen at December 30, 2014 03:00 PM (msAGT)

464 They were sent to convents where they prayed daily for forgiveness for being ugly scrunts who were offensive to the eye and ear. Nope; Generally women (except in the days when women could only marry or go to the convent) had a vocation and the ones who went to convents were not leftist loons who don't believe in Christ (Is there any indication that she does?), whose parents painted pornography and who have a desperate need for attention. Of course too here are quite attractive women who do this. St Therese of Avila was reputed to be quite attractive and men liked her. This woman-if you care to find her picture is not beautiful except in spirit and that is beautiful: The meaning of solemn profession from a contemplative nun in Summit, NJ: http://tinyurl.com/kpvqolj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 03:10 PM (Dj3AB)

465 Meant "there are quite attractive"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 03:11 PM (Dj3AB)

466 There are exactly zero conservatives who have a father who works for NPR, decided to go to Oberlin, politically first registered as a Democrat and banged Lena Dunham.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (g1DWB)



But he might have posed as a conservative in order to get into her pants, knowing that she was trolling for a "Republican" to rape her. Why? Well, he's a Democrat, so sanity can be ruled out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (mtmZ0)

467 Lena Dunham needs to be taken to court over this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 03:28 PM (Dj3AB)

468 I think I'll go home and rape my hand.

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2014 03:34 PM (rPPDX)

469 Yeah, but was she raped-raped?

"She is nothing and any spark of talent she may have is completely overwhelmed by her illogical delusions and fucked up mental state"

What talent? She has less talent than a garden slug, and is about as interesting.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (wT9UL)

470 In the Apatow movie "Knocked Up," Seth Rogen proceeds sans condom after misinterpreting her command for him to hurry up. Hence: RAPE

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (rPPDX)

471 Thanks for the solid bro!

Posted by: Ungar's Condom at December 30, 2014 03:41 PM (pmzey)

472 "78 72 Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?"

Just approach a BBW and land her sailor-style...
"Hey babe, just got shore leave from whale-hunting. Want to see my Moby Dick?"



Posted by: Capn Crunch at December 30, 2014 03:49 PM (wT9UL)

473 How can one live 19 years without meeting a member of the other political party?? I'm sure that's been mentioned already, but FFS, what a teensy bubble she's lived in all her life.

Posted by: stace at December 30, 2014 03:55 PM (ImzkZ)

474 "That Gawker article?

Yeah. It's a hit piece on the Right."

==============

Yup. And even though it makes absolutely no sense for it to be so, that's how they make it work for them.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 30, 2014 04:03 PM (uaEZS)

475 "I'm sure that's been mentioned already, but FFS, what a teensy bubble she's lived in all her life."
==========

It's amazing, really. There are eight million people living in New York City, yet it's still basically the largest college dorm in the universe.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 30, 2014 04:04 PM (uaEZS)

476 Funny that a person who considers abortion birth control......would consider no condom rape.

Posted by: Trapperguy at December 30, 2014 04:55 PM (IItPy)

477 The condom was faulty so he threw it aside. They both need to sue the condom company. They could have been punished with a baby.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 04:57 PM (pBsHH)

478 This wasn't a rape-rape, as Whoopee Goldberg would say, but it wasn't even a rape. I honestly doubt that this woman has ever had sex at all. If she couldn't tell that the guy wasn't wearing condom then she has no idea what she is talking about. And I am sorry, I don't know ANY men that wear snake skin boots, let alone conservatives that wear snake skin boots. Wtf is this woman's problem? Is she that desperate for attention? I guess so. I mean, who in their right mind would have sex with her anyway? She not only has a horse face, she is built like a doughy blob of round glop. She is decidedly unattractive in every way - inside AND out.

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (2/oBD)

479 A women who consciencely experienced rape but doesn't understand what rape is/was.  Like she can't unnderstand what a five your old can, and that makes her credible ?

Posted by: ron n. at December 31, 2014 06:28 AM (YVQn/)

480 If she was consenting to sex with the understanding that he would be sheathed, then yes, deliberately taking the condom off and flinging it aside in mid-sex without letting her know this had happened would void that consent, and she would be damn right in raising a stink afterwards, even to the point of calling the police. But not years and years afterwards, and not in the slimy, disgusting, dishonest, underhanded manner in which it was actually done.

Posted by: perturbed at December 31, 2014 10:16 AM (TXq4O)

481 The guy named in the Gawker article and the other Barry (Barry Prime?) the Oberlin Republican that has been also mentioned in connection should sue Dunham and her publisher for defamation and whatever other torts they can dream up. FOR ALL THE MONEY$!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 31, 2014 10:47 AM (1hM1d)

482 deliberately taking the condom off and flinging it aside in mid-sex without letting her know this had happened would void that consent True. But do you have a reliable source of information that the story told is true? Dunham the alleged child diddler isn't...how shall we say? the most reliable source. Probably another fable, to show that she's down with the struggle!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 31, 2014 10:49 AM (1hM1d)

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