September 03, 2013

Funny/Sad Report on Corey Feldman's Birthday Party
— Ace

A Vice reporter went Corey Feldman's birthday party -- which Feldman charged men $250 for the privilege of attending, though women and/or prostitutes could attend for free if they agreed to walk around in stripper lingerie for the entire night -- and was permitted to report on it, on the condition that Corey Feldman would have the power of final edit over the article.

No reporter should ever agree to let his subject edit his work, of course. But offered the opportunity to peek behind the scarlet curtains of the "Feldmansion" (as Feldman decrees his stately pleasure dome*), one can understand if the pillars holding up journalistic ethics might buckle and break beneath the pressure of Awesome.

Long story short: The reporter called Corey Feldman a total SadDouche. He did this by sarcasm. Instead of calling Feldman's party sad, weird, weird, and sad, he called it "f***ing awesome" with a little too much gusto.

So much gusto, in fact, that no one could possibly miss his intent to convey the opposite impression... No one, that is, except Corey Feldman himself, who seems to have been absent the day they taught "Come On, Dude!" in "Come On, Dude!" school.

Of all the sad parts of the short article, the piece's saddest passage is this one:

DISCLAIMER: I was only allowed to attend Corey's birthday party under the condition that he have final edit of whatever I write. Below is the text approved by Corey Feldman


Emphasis added for cruelty.

It's funny, weird, sad, and cruel. So read it if you want to read about the sad world of Corey Feldman, and also the dickish, abusive world of reporters who are sometimes smarter than their subjects and can thus exploit that inequality for purposes of communal humiliations.**

Content warning for lots of pictures of women in stripperish lingerie pretending to be excited to be at Corey Feldman's Feldmansion.

Corey Feldman has by now reacted angrily to the piece whose text he approved, accusing himself of slander and threatening to sue himself for defamation.

Actually, given the fact he blessed the text, he has shifted his anger to the "horrid pictures," which he claims were carefully culled in order to make an aging child star surrounded by strippers and charging his "friends" for admission appear to be pathetic. But I think in reality he's mad that he didn't catch the sarcastic tone of the piece, and he can't say "You tricked me and it wasn't even that hard to do!" because admitting that would be the final humiliation.


"Top o' the world, ma!
Top o' the world!"

* Caveat: It's not a dome, does not appear stately, and the "pleasure" seems to come chiefly in the form of surprise Celebrity Guests such as DJs no one's ever heard of. And Ron Jeremy. Who I believe I once read will literally go anywhere he's invited if there is free food. (I really think I read that.)

** Not really a shot at this guy-- I would have done the same thing. In fact, I imitated his jokes in this post.

But that's sort of why I feel the pangs of shabbiness here -- because I personally would have enlisted myself into the cruelty and I don't think I would have let my conscience trouble me too much about it.

What the reporter did to Corey Feldman was unwarranted and mean and also just what I would have done, too.

At the end of the day, the dirty little open secret about humor is that an awful lot of it is grounded in cruelty and humiliation.

Posted by: Ace at 09:15 AM | Comments (434)
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1 Are we slanted?

Posted by: Grover's at September 03, 2013 09:18 AM (XO7hn)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:18 AM (/PCJa)

3 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:18 AM (/PCJa)

4 $25a0? Is this a new modified dollar currency?

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 09:18 AM (NvnKE)

5 Si.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:19 AM (BrQrN)

6 $25a0?

Is this a new modified dollar currency?

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique


Revenge of the Amero!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 03, 2013 09:19 AM (r1xZR)

7 This may hurt him (you just *know* he Ego-Googles all the time) more than the article. Corey *Who*?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:19 AM (/PCJa)

8 Serious, i don't even know who Cory Feldman is... do i win anything?

also, why are we talking about this when there are so many more Syrias things happening in the world?  ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 03, 2013 09:20 AM (q+fqH)

9 The saddest part Guys actually paid the money to go

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 03, 2013 09:20 AM (PwTLl)

10 Feldman is looking more and more like Charlie Sheen. As in, freaking hideously creepy.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 03, 2013 09:21 AM (u1jJP)

11 The reporter's name is Jaime Lee Curtis?

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 03, 2013 09:21 AM (FGM3C)

12

I find the saddest part to be the  prominence of the  "Goonies" and "Stand By Me" posters.

 

Also, the funniest.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:21 AM (BrQrN)

13 You'd have done it to be around the strippers. And did you see the authors name? He must hate his parents.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2013 09:21 AM (LI48c)

14 Charlie Sheen wannabe.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (GQ8sn)

15 Did Corey    Feldman used to be someone?  I have no idea.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (03fdY)

16 Isn't Feldman the one who outed predator Hollywood?

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (Tnlh/)

17 stop looking at me like that you guys!

It's called networking...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Golden Parachute at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (1auf6)

18 >>>The saddest part
Guys actually paid the money to go

don't judge me, there were Wings

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (/IWYB)

19 This pop culture post does not apply to my demographic.

Posted by: kidding, kidding... at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (EZl54)

20 Well,Corey Feldman is still alive.That's something.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (9XBK2)

21 Is that Corey Feldman or Keith Richards? I can' t tell the difference.

Suddenly, my life seems so much better.

Posted by: Marcus at September 03, 2013 09:22 AM (Dk/hK)

22 I'm kind of surprised Meggie Mac wasn't there.  It seems like the kind of place she'd be at.

To get the cool kids' take on the GOP and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2013 09:23 AM (8ZskC)

23 4 $25a0?

Is this a new modified dollar currency?

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 02:18 PM (NvnKE)

 

Peruvian dollars?

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:23 AM (cqZXM)

24 How come my parties never look like that...?

Posted by: NeoKong at September 03, 2013 09:23 AM (JWLwG)

25 When did adult birthday parties become a "thing"? Some people don't outgrow the inner eight year old.

Posted by: NCKate at September 03, 2013 09:23 AM (KKfVH)

26

$25ao?

 

Is that code for heroin?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:23 AM (BrQrN)

27 Yeah, I saw this, and I couldn't actually bring myself to read it because I really don't like this form of humor, i.e. making fun of someone who is living a sad pathetic life but doesn't realize and thinks he's Totally Fucking Awesome.   It's a bit too jagged.  Funny, but painful.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (yemTi)

28 How come my parties never look like that...? Because you have more class than Corey Whoeverheis?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (/PCJa)

29 That party is deader than me...

Posted by: Corey Haim's ghost at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (n/0Nw)

30 Finally, my sad pathetic and lonely existence as a salesman in Ohio doesn't seem so sad or lonely.
Actually, I'm feeling re-born!

Thanks Corey!

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (Ognm3)

31 I always get him and Corey Haim mixed up. Is this License to Drive Corey or Goonies Corey?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (CrJzY)

32 Shit it's not nasty enough.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (r2PLg)

33 Though I absolutely love the pictures of the strippers constantly looking at their phones for messages.  That's brutal.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:24 AM (yemTi)

34 alternate post title: Miss Marple Ain't Missing Much Ace SMASH! in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:25 AM (aMChO)

35 >don't judge me, there were Wings<

The Tilted Kilt would have been cheaper and the women more attractive.

Posted by: Marcus at September 03, 2013 09:25 AM (Dk/hK)

36 Was The Lost Boys the last movie he was in that I should care about?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2013 09:25 AM (bufJH)

37 Just imagine what Rocky Horror Picture movie night looks like at Feldman's.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:25 AM (y67bA)

38 I thought Ron Jeremy was near death last year? I thought he was married with kids, but I guess not. He is divorced x2 and has one kid.

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (NHMrq)

39 At the end of the day, the dirty little open secret about humor is that an awful lot of it is grounded in cruelty and humiliation.


Dude, why do you think WE'RE here? It ain't for the recipe threads.

Posted by: joncelli at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

40 Corey Feldman is still alive? I was not aware of that.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (LSJmV)

41

I always get him and Corey Haim mixed up. Is this License to Drive Corey or Goonies Corey?

 

They were conjoined twins attached at both the hip of sadness and the shoulder of desperation.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (BrQrN)

42 Guests were allowed a goodie bag filled with swag as a take-home gift from Feldman.  Inside the bag were:  VHS copy of Meatballs 4, plastic Domino's pizza keychain, and a porcelain dalmation figurine.



Damn, garret will NEVER get a porcelain dalmation!!!!


Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

43 What's funny is this is the Corey that everyone would end up like Leif Garret or dead. Corey Haim was supposed to be the 'good' Corey.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (aMChO)

44 Lame party bro..   kinda sad.  All the fame (fleeting) and money can't overcome what a fu*ked up life he's got.  This is evidence of why child molesters should be neutered, and then after they heal up, one bullet in the brain.  Heh

Posted by: Yip at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (/jHWN)

45 18 Ace,

It's fly....

the '80s woah oh oh oh

http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

STOP Infomercial time

Posted by: MC Hammer's Parachute Pants and Court Ordered Budget at September 03, 2013 09:26 AM (1auf6)

46 He has movie posters (his movies) tacked with thumbtacks on his wall. Embarrassing! AZ Hi Country, yeah he's just like Charlie Sheen,only with NO money.

Posted by: Red enchilada at September 03, 2013 09:27 AM (46nMv)

47 Hey, why wasn't I invited?

Oh.  Right.

Posted by: Zombie Corey Haim at September 03, 2013 09:27 AM (8ZskC)

48

I sense a new movie in the works.  Weekend at Corey's.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:27 AM (cqZXM)

49 I don't even know who Corey Feldman is, but I can say this: Never ever trust any reporter for any reason. They should teach that to kindergartners, not sex education. That's Living Skills 101 for the 21st century.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:27 AM (+cx5n)

50 I blame Michael Jackson for this...seriously.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 09:27 AM (WmLrU)

51 That's quite the McMansion. DJ with 80's Mr T (I pity the fool) hairstyle sets up on pool table.

Posted by: Schr�dinger's cat [/i] at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (U2UQk)

52 I sense a new movie in the works. Weekend at Corey's. Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 02:27 PM (cqZXM) Well he is the walking dead for all intent and purposes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (9Xc5j)

53 "At the end of the day, the dirty little open secret about humor is that
an awful lot of it is grounded in cruelty and humiliation."

Might I add that he did it to himself, in the end?

Posted by: Toastrider at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (68UOB)

54 We don't need to bomb Syria. We just need to send some of those women and Corey. It may take a generation, but I am pretty certain the country would be destroyed.

Posted by: Marcus at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (Dk/hK)

55 I was tempted to feel sorry for Corey Feldman, but I don't. Think about it - he's ballin' as hard as he can . And this party, while not worth MY 250 shekels, is certainly worth it to the type of person who goes to a party that Corey Feldman would throw. Sure, those are some busted-ass strippers, coke whores and hepatitis hooches, but they're female and willing, and most importantly, there appear to be enough to go around. So while it's a white-trash party, it's not a white-trash sausage party. That's gotta count for something. Seedy, but not pathetic. A pathetic party is when no one shows up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (JDIKC)

56 Is that winged stripper/hooker on the left not wearing any bottoms?

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

57 I sense a new movie in the works. Weekend at Corey's.

Posted by: CDR M

 

You sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (BrQrN)

58 >>>Corey Haim was supposed to be the 'good' Corey.

That he was.

Posted by: Six Nasty Pedophile Hollywood Producers Who Remain At Large Because They Have Money at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (/IWYB)

59 Aren't they remaking GOONIES??

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (aMChO)

60 I don't think Feldman thinks his life is that awesome. He has revealed he was sexually abused as a boy in Hollywood, like I suspect lots of kids in Hollywood are. They just use the kids up and spit them out. And kids don't really have the maturity to consent or not to being in the Hollywood system. In that sense, he didn't choose to be a child star. So I'm not that ready to blame him for being screwed up now.

Posted by: Chris not Rock at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (dX5s2)

61 What the hell is a Corey Feldman? I never heard of this guy.

Posted by: maddogg at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (xWW96)

62

Wow.  Is that chick on the right a stripper/prostitute?

The  one in the pink. 

 Kinda looks like Gerry Cooney in drag.  That one. 

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2013 09:28 AM (nypA7)

63 Anyone who says that s/he thought this would be the Corey left standing is a liar.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)

64 Are the hookers even worth clicking the link?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:29 AM (da5Wo)

65 "Lydia is going to learn a valuable lesson about farm raised salmon." Discuss...

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 03, 2013 09:29 AM (NHMrq)

66 >>> Sure, those are some busted-ass strippers, coke whores and hepatitis hooches,

you know damn well one of them is hot so why don't you just admit it instead of being a total liar.

you know who I mean.


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:29 AM (/IWYB)

67 Springstein has a song about parties and people like this.

Posted by: Glory Days at September 03, 2013 09:29 AM (f7sxn)

68

LOST BOYS

Posted by: 2 x 4 at September 03, 2013 09:30 AM (nypA7)

69 Now would be a good time to unban Billy Bob...

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:30 AM (PLOz8)

70 Feldnado!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2013 09:30 AM (ZshNr)

71 64 Are the hookers even worth clicking the link?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 02:29 PM (da5Wo)


NO!

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2013 09:30 AM (Kkt/i)

72 Meh. At least he's not a cob-logger. Whatever those are.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 03, 2013 09:30 AM (j6kr0)

73 When I think of Corey Feldman and Ron Jeremy, I think of that show The Surreal Life. I think Corey was on with Hammer and Webster and Ron Jeremy had an interesting friendship develop with Tammy Faye Bakker. I'd actually watch reruns of that, but then again I'm a bad-reality TV junkie.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (L2I78)

74

Where's my thesaurus?  I need more synonyms for "pathetic".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (hLRSq)

75 I was surprised to see some of the women had tramp stamps. Shocked even.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (g1DWB)

76

Are the hookers even worth clicking the link?

 

 

If you are a fan of that that wizened, hardened, jaded, aging silicone look...

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (PLOz8)

77 When I think of Corey Feldman and Ron Jeremy, I think of that show The Surreal Life. I think Corey was on with Hammer and Webster and Ron Jeremy had an interesting friendship develop with Tammy Faye Bakker.

I'd actually watch reruns of that, but then again I'm a bad-reality TV junkie.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at September 03, 2013 02:31 PM (L2I7



I think Vanilla Ice was in that one too with Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (GQ8sn)

78 The saddest part Guys actually paid the money to go don't judge me, there were Wings For $250.00 there had better been a complimentary bj.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (uVkIH)

79 >>>Are the hookers even worth clicking the link?

one is.  At the bottom of the page is a link to additional pictures, one of the first of which is a close up of one of the many camp artworks of Corey Feldman which Corey Feldman has commissioned for the enjoyment of Corey Feldman.

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (/IWYB)

80 How hard would it be to sneak more nasty past Feldman?

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:31 AM (r2PLg)

81 The mask says "Fifty Shades of Desperation." 

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (WmLrU)

82 All I needed to know to positively determine what a sad get-together this was destined to be was the ridiculous cover charge for the guys and the dress code for the ladies.

It would have been less depressing if nobody even bothered to show up. That's how abysmally sorrowful this appears to me.


Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (tWmgi)

83 Man, what a putz!

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (3ZtZW)

84 Hey, I don't look like such a pathetic ass now, do I?

Posted by: Skipper Hugh Hefner at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (8ZskC)

85 Hey, he's got more hot chicks than I get at my birthday parties. Exceptin my beautiful wife, of course. he doesn't have her. (She's probably stayin out of the pictures to spare my feelings).

Just sayin'.


Posted by: West at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (1Rgee)

86 I was gonna go, but I was at the Beach until like 5 that day...

Posted by: BobbyBill at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (nypA7)

87 btw, did you know Helen Hunt went totes noody-kazoo in a movie last year? I just happened to see a movie on HBO last night and before I changed the channel I saw Helen Hunt totes strip.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (aMChO)

88 Best pic was the stipper standing next to the pool cue rack and the bare white walls plastered with 3 haphazardly placed Lost Boy movie posters. Feldman threw exactly the kind of party I wanted to throw when I was 17. Except more wine coolers and cheerleaders and less cocaine and strippers.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (ZPrif)

89 There was one chick with wings and barely nothing on that was in my opinion way to heavy to be wearing almost nothing....in public.

Posted by: jaimo at September 03, 2013 09:32 AM (9U1OG)

90

For $250.00 there had better been a complimentary bj.

 

 

Was the Playmates vs Pornstars a pay per do thing?

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (PLOz8)

91 Below is the text approved by Corey Feldman Funny, that's what all my Syria speeches say, too...

Posted by: Sad Barry at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (FcR7P)

92 Calling it a sausage fest? I don't see that much sausage.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (r2PLg)

93 Helen Hunt naked? Totes average. Points for being 49 and slim, I guess.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (aMChO)

94 The saddest part ... The dual-cassette player is just sitting on the pool table, instead of breathing life major super-nova disco action!!, as only it could, into this 1980's party revival.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (FlRtG)

95 I always get him and Corey Haim mixed up. Is this License to Drive Corey or Goonies Corey?

He was in both of those flicks.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 09:33 AM (WmLrU)

96 you know damn well one of them is hot so why don't you just admit it instead of being a total liar. you know who I mean. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:29 PM (/IWYB) ------------------- Actually there are two to whom I would give The Sex - red corset blond and pink tank top girl.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (JDIKC)

97 My personal favorite pic was the chick in the massage chair.  Uh yeah...

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (PLOz8)

98 66 >>> Sure, those are some busted-ass strippers, coke whores and hepatitis hooches, you know damn well one of them is hot so why don't you just admit it instead of being a total liar. you know who I mean. Posted by: ace OK, you got me curious, so I checked out the pictures. Honest Assessment From a Disinterested Observer: About 15% of the strippers are hot. About 50% are so-so/average but "overplay" what minimal hotness they may have been born with, using too much makeup, too much silicone, to much faux-sexy posturing. About 10% are definitely not hot. And the remaining 15% are trannies.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (+cx5n)

99 How old was Jaimie Lee Curtis in True Lies?

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (BuYeH)

100 61 MadDog,

http://tinyurl.com/5uuzdrk

This guy....

without the make-up

Posted by: bitter truth at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (1auf6)

101

Are the hookers even worth clicking the link?

-

If you like yours on the Reubenesque side.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (03fdY)

102 Corey ended up in the hole--for this party. ___ Krugman--everything is cheaper in China

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:34 AM (r2PLg)

103


I don't see that much sausage.

 

 

Their moms  ate a lot of Chicken Wings.

Posted by: Peta at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (nypA7)

104 >>>The dual-cassette player is just sitting on the pool table, instead of breathing life major super-nova disco action!!, as only it could, into this 1980's party rev

hah

there is a fat dj who probably has some blow in his pocket though

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (/IWYB)

105 It can't be a party without a pinata.

Posted by: El Guapo at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (8ZskC)

106 At the end of the day, the dirty little open secret about humor is that an awful lot of it is grounded in cruelty and humiliation. So that's why I've been having so much trouble getting right with God. Seriously.

Posted by: Hurricane Chelsea at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (pginn)

107 I actually feel sorry for him. Can you imagine how empty and incredibly unhappy his life must be after a few fleeting years of fame? And once he lost the fame, there was nothing left, as far as he was concerned. I can't imagine such an existence.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (NvnKE)

108

I recall seeing some clip of  'The Two Coreys'  where Corey Haim was trying to talk his way into his own bit role on the 'The Lost Boys' remake with Feldman.

 

To this day, I have yet to determine what is saddest.  Corey Haim's desperation to be in it, Corey Feldman pumped up over his own part but awkwardly trying to feel bad for Haim, or that I actually saw the clip.

 

Also, Haim made fun of Feldman for not being able to do something like 50 push ups in a row.

 

That was fucking hysterical....also for very sad reasons.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (BrQrN)

109 78 RickB223,

How ya doing?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (1auf6)

110 The fact that there are that many desperate hot women out there should give hope to all morons everywhere!

Posted by: Iblis at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (9221z)

111 Where's my thesaurus? I need more synonyms for "pathetic". Cockamaimie.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (uVkIH)

112 After seeing the quality of strippers/hookers around Milwaukee this weekend offering bike washes for all the Harley riders Feldman's stripper/hookers are the equivalent of Kate Upton.

Posted by: H Badger at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (n/0Nw)

113 Yeah, that only adds up to 90%. So: And the other 10% have their backs to the camera so I can't tell.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (+cx5n)

114 I feel like I need to take a bath after looking at those pics, so gross!  And Corey's hopping bachelor pad has some ugly, industrial looking tile on the floor.  I guess tile is easier to mop up though, so there is that.

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (PLOz8)

115 Mmmm.  Chubby chicks texting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2013 09:35 AM (8ZskC)

116 I think his time would be better spent begging start up money for Meatballs 5.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (WmLrU)

117 zombie, oh most of them are as a sad as corey feldman.

I'm just sayin' one is... winsome.


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (/IWYB)

118 Wasn't Corey a victim of pedophilia during his child star days?  I seem to remember that. 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (kXoT0)

119 "I thought Ron Jeremy was near death last year?"


People in that line of work are really never far from it.

Posted by: irright at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (8GKDa)

120 From the article, which I finally read: "I was approached by a former Playboy Playmate and a porn-star friend of hers, who asked me, "Wanna play a game called Playmate Versus Porn Star? We both blow you, then you tell us which one did a better job."

You know, this actually sounds like a party I might've enjoyed.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (yemTi)

121 Also, judging by the photos of Feldman ... he should probably consume less heroin and more protein. Having the wiry physique of a 15 year old is not healthy when you are 42.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (ZPrif)

122 you're just rubbing Marple's nose in it, now.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (XvrTA)

123 I think this may be the first time Ace has ever responded to something I said in the comments. And it was a question about hookers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (da5Wo)

124 The saddest part
Guys actually paid the money to go


Perhaps you failed to notice the tits on that blonde.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 03, 2013 09:36 AM (SY2Kh)

125 Yeah, that only adds up to 90%.

So:

And the other 10% have their backs to the camera so I can't tell.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 02:35 PM (+cx5n)




I was about to say something about your math.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (GQ8sn)

126

I don't see that much sausage.

-

I did see a lot of cottage cheese, though.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (03fdY)

127

"I actually feel sorry for him. Can you imagine how empty and incredibly unhappy his life must be after a few fleeting years of fame? And once he lost the fame, there was nothing left, as far as he was concerned."

 

 

 

 

Kind of what I hope happens to Barry and Michelle.

Posted by: runningrn at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (PLOz8)

128 I think some of those gals--got paid and no one got laid.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (r2PLg)

129 There was a nipple and a half in one pic.

Also, even managed to sneak in a pic of a girl cleaning/buffing her fingernails.

Heh.


Posted by: RoyalOil at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (VjL9S)

130 Herpes or Hepatitis?

Posted by: Pornstars Vs Playmates at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (Aif/5)

131

No mention of the 52 gallon drums of hand-sanitizer handed out as party favors? I read the the article and looked at the photos, and now I feel like that Australian limp penis guy.

Posted by: RS at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (YAGV/)

132 It's so sad when people who are dysfunctional think they are totally normal.

Posted by: o p r a h at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (/b8+5)

133 heh heh heh , snort, code pinko at Senate hearing!!!!!

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (RLdcX)

134 107 I actually feel sorry for him. Can you imagine how empty and incredibly unhappy his life must be after a few fleeting years of fame? And once he lost the fame, there was nothing left, as far as he was concerned. I can't imagine such an existence. Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 02:35 PM (NvnKE) I believe that's referred to as the "Tito Jackson"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (da5Wo)

135 Wasn't Corey a victim of pedophilia during his child star days? I seem to remember that. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 02:36 PM (kXoT0) yes, but he always claimed Michael Jackson never diddled him. which is odd, because MJ was most certainly a diddler of children.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at September 03, 2013 09:37 AM (XvrTA)

136 JUST SAW GOONIES AGAIN LAST WEEKEND. PRETTY ENTERTAINING FILM. DEFINITELY DATES ITSELF, BUT dammit! caps lock was on and I'm too lazy to rewrite that, hahah.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (QCc6B)

137 You people don't know who Corey Feldman is? You've got to be more pop culturally aware dammit.

Posted by: 1980's ace in a time machine at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (0dFcC)

138 *pads in on kitsune feet, tails playing cheerfully behind her. She pauses and looks at all of you.*

*She hammers in a nail on the wall and hangs a sign*

http://www.bijin-snap.com/2013/09/04/no-1028/

*Shakes her head, flicks golden ears, arches a blond eyebrow as emerald eyes twinkle. Then she giggles before pading off as quietly as she had appeared.*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (Nmx3n)

139 Barrel!

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)

140 we need to close a tag

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (QCc6B)

141 Can you put a ghost in the barrel?

Posted by: Adam at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (Aif/5)

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2013 09:38 AM (Nmx3n)

143 hostofhallelujah, get in the barrel.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (QCc6B)

144 Anna!

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (GQ8sn)

145 winsome. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:36 PM (/IWYB) *************** winsome? Jezzuz--I suddenly forgot the meaning of that word. Off to the googles.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (r2PLg)

146 ANNA!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (da5Wo)

147 I blame flash photography. Always looks shabby.

Posted by: Redman at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (WSjlp)

148 All the guys pay two-fiddy, the strippers split the proceeds. Corey gets to look like a micro-Hef. It's win-win.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (ZshNr)

149 oh carp

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (XvrTA)

150 123 BC1981,

Eh sometimes you get to discuss existentialism...other times Helen Hunt's shaved unibrow....

it's all in the averages...

Posted by: Sven's crushed ego...goes well with Sangria at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (1auf6)

151 Definition of WINSOME 1 : generally pleasing and engaging often because of a childlike charm and innocence 2

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:39 AM (r2PLg)

152 Sorry but Corey is the most "winsome" there.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:40 AM (r2PLg)

153 16 Isn't Feldman the one who outed predator Hollywood?

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 02:22 PM (Tnlh/)


Yes. He's been pretty vocal about how damaged both he and Corey Haim were by it.

Guy gets molested, he's entitled to his sad stripper parties.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 09:40 AM (XiVKO)

154 i'm just saying there is one lady/prostitute there who I would Honor with my Choad

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:40 AM (/IWYB)

155 Playmate v. Pornstar is the most expensive of the Shakey's Birthday Party Packages.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2013 09:40 AM (nypA7)

156 Heroin is apparently a good way to stay thin in your 40s. Not such a good way to survive your 40s, but a good way to stay thin nonetheless.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:40 AM (ZPrif)

157 WINSOME IS NOT WINNING!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (PLOz8)

158 I actually feel sorry for him. Can you imagine how empty and incredibly unhappy his life must be after a few fleeting years of fame? And once he lost the fame, there was nothing left, as far as he was concerned.

Living in a mansion surrounded by scantily clad women?

Somehow, I think he'll manage to endure.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (SY2Kh)

159 ghostofhallelujah is now charging $5 to enter the barrel.  Ettes can go in for free if they promise to bring him a sandwich.


Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (GQ8sn)

160 >>>: generally pleasing and engaging often because of a childlike charm and innocence

eh I'm a writer not a reader


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (/IWYB)

161 You winsome, you lose some.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (ZshNr)

162 With all the flaccid penises, you'd think it was John Boehner's birhtday party.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (VndSC)

163 He's only 22?! He's aging hard.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (FcR7P)

164 I'm sure those gals were texting how super excited they were to be at the Tiger Beat's cover boy of 1987 house.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (WmLrU)

165 The DJ with the merkin.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (ZPrif)

166 Let's all admit it: the girl in the pink tank-top is totally bangable. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:41 AM (yemTi)

167 Yea, I'm not seeing a lot of winsome. Tough as nails hooker, yes. Winsome, no.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (g1DWB)

168 Also, I see bullet scars.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (XiVKO)

169 Al I want to know is where do I get those cool gold Lamé pants?

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (qzWDd)

170 The Corey's Angels thing seems like a good idea.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (qRasw)

171 He's 42.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (ZPrif)

172 Corey Haim and Brian Dennehy were great in FRIGHT NIGHT.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (aMChO)

173 I think the reporter had a thing for Texting-Tutu-Girl.

Posted by: Iblis at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (9221z)

174 154 Ace,

What does she have that I don't?!?!?

(besides a better shot at the Presidency?)

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Spurned Garbage at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (1auf6)

175 Living in a mansion surrounded by scantily clad women?



But there's a difference.

Feldman has to pay them to STAY.

Charlie Sheen pays them to LEAVE.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

176
The Vice post was tweeted by everyone from Wil Wheaton to Anthony Bourdain, and once Corey Feldman realized the attention he was getting was negative, he started accusing Vice of slander and defamation and got his fans all riled up to tweet and email the Vice writer about what a mean jerk he was. Now, in a novel bit of spin doctoring, Feldman is accusing people of cyber bullying.

“Unfortunately, we have grown into a society whose belief system holds to bring down rather than to build up.  Bullying is present in schools, homes, professional environments and online (cyber bullying), and here is a case no different from just that.  I can take criticism, but what people are saying online as of late is far beyond that,” said Feldman.

https://tinyurl.com/lyuyl68



When Wil Wheaton is breaking your balls.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (kdS6q)

177 Corey has a future. Nick Nolte will need a stunt double for his next flick.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (VndSC)

178 160 >>>: generally pleasing and engaging often because of a childlike charm and innocence eh I'm a writer not a reader Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:41 PM (/IWYB) *************** The real problem is you're a man whore.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:42 AM (r2PLg)

179 Should've twerked...

Posted by: RightOne40 at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (8QW0x)

180 >>>Perhaps you failed to notice the tits on that blonde.

there's a lot of misinformed Denialism going on in this thread.  it's offensive.


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (/IWYB)

181 Pink tank top girl and DJ with merkin girl are the same girl. She's hot. She's also the only one who's not a stripper/model/prostitute/addict.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (ZPrif)

182

Yay! Anna is back!

 

Also, how come there are suddenly a dozen new girls on that site, not even in the same order, and  everything is in Japanese?

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (210xL)

183

"I thought Ron Jeremy was near death last year?"

 

He tried moving in next door but I got the HOA to block the sale.

Posted by: Death at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (3ZtZW)

184 I gave him my hot milk...EEE...WHO...WHO!

Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (NHMrq)

185 There were dozens of A-list stars at this party, but I'm not allowed to name names.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (Ks4nX)

186 I don't know if all the "who's he" people are serious, but Stand by Me and Goonies were awesome. He's also in Lost Boys and the 'Burbs and Gremlins. I knew he was a freak, and a sad clown. Still, I never like it when a reporter tricks their subject, even if that subject deserves it.

Posted by: Valerie Jarret the Ferret at September 03, 2013 09:43 AM (yKTI2)

187 Yes. He's been pretty vocal about how damaged both he and Corey Haim were by it.Guy gets molested, he's entitled to his sad stripper parties.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 02:40 PM (XiVKO)


Yes, he is entitled, but, that won't stop the pain.  Anybody else think that Miley Circus is an abuse victim acting out?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (kXoT0)

188 That cross-eyed chick in the pasties might be worth a closer look.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (03fdY)

189 btw, did you know Helen Hunt went totes noody-kazoo in a movie last year? I just happened to see a movie on HBO last night and before I changed the channel I saw Helen Hunt totes strip.

***

Frankenwhore?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (Hx5uv)

190

Wheaton!

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (BrQrN)

191 Yea, I'm not seeing a lot of winsome.


The Seventh Veil had to refund a lot of covers that night.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (8ZskC)

192 there's a lot of misinformed Denialism going on in this thread. it's offensive. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:43 PM (/IWYB) Is there such a thing as well informed Denialism? Or misinformed Realism?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (da5Wo)

193 this is edited..?

"When I found out that the hottest names in Hollywood were going to be living it up in a mansion with some of the hottest bitches on the planet I knew I had to see that shit with my own two eyes."

Posted by: Mallfly at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (bJm7W)

194 Wil Wheaton can also be a dirty little c**t when he's behind a keyboard.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (XiVKO)

195 Corey Feldman is not dead, and not everyone who traveled in his circle can say that. 

And if you don't know what kind of special hell his circle traveled in... well, you're probably better off not knowing. 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (BeSEI)

196 117 zombie, oh most of them are as a sad as corey feldman. I'm just sayin' one is... winsome. Posted by: ace In a hypothetical scenario, if I were a hetero male, I'd most likely go for: - The black girl texting, who seems pretty and nice; - The striped corset girl in the same photo, who seems like a authentic human being; - Girl in pink negligee just to the left of the door in the fourth photo, who seems rescue-able from this sad debacle. -

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (+cx5n)

197 Ron Jeremy died you guys

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (QTKGF)

198 Are we sure this wasn't another Obama celebrity fundraiser?

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:44 AM (Mv/2X)

199 You know, the only reason these pictures really look awful is because of the flash photography.  I have to think the cameraman understood this, that using a flash (as opposed to a camera which can auto-adjust to lower light) was a way to make every look seedier, more pathetic, and more washed out.  Do you really think that the lights at this party were set at "Death Row fluorescent bright" the entire time?  To make everyone look pale and pasty?  Nah...that's the flashbulb doing that.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:45 AM (yemTi)

200 180 Ace,

Denial charges 75 a half-hour...

Posted by: Luke Ford's Black Book at September 03, 2013 09:45 AM (1auf6)

201 What fans? What fans does this guy have?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 03, 2013 09:45 AM (NHMrq)

202 >>>this is edited..?

Yes I edited it, per my agreement with the reporter.

Posted by: Corey Fedlman, Child Editor at September 03, 2013 09:45 AM (/IWYB)

203

"Having the wiry physique of a 15 year old is not healthy when you are 42."

 

He's 42?  He looks like 50 miles of Michigan highway.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 03, 2013 09:46 AM (hLRSq)

204 Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 03, 2013 02:43 PM (NHMrq) Oh sure just throw me to the curb with Rubio's garbage why don't you.

Posted by: Jesus Juice at September 03, 2013 09:46 AM (Aif/5)

205 Save Corey!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2013 09:46 AM (ZshNr)

206 If you look at the bathrobe, he calls himself "Mr. C."

Also, one of the photos say "Happy 22nd Birthday."

He needs to hire "Corey's Pool Boys and Landscape Maintenance." 'Cause that shit's dirty and the grass is dead.

There are multiple movie posters of movies he's been in around the house, not just one of each.

One of his "angels" is clearly a post-op trannie.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 03, 2013 09:46 AM (VjL9S)

207

Sweet. Total striper nipple slip in one of the pics.

 

Win.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 09:46 AM (t06LC)

208 Does heroin make people just not want to eat? Does it make food taste bad? Do they just forget to eat?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (ZPrif)

209 I want these Bat Man pajamas!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/mh7xusg

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (qzWDd)

210 It's OK to live in the past, when you don't have a future.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (VndSC)

211 Someone explain to me how the entire cast of ST ELMOS FIRE is still alive.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (aMChO)

212

Coming in late, so put me some knowledge:

 

Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party?

 

From a power player POV, he's got nothing.  I can't imagine he's a particularly personable or entertaining man.  Are people really that desperate to be near "fame," even when it's the burnt-out residue of an imploded star?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (zF6Iw)

213 Leave Corey alone!!!

Posted by: As Seen On Youtube at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (cqZXM)

214 He's 42. Then that makes the story even sadder.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (FcR7P)

215 At least he had a better party than me

Posted by: Corey Haim at September 03, 2013 09:47 AM (ygAxO)

216

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 22 Aug

After reading this, I felt a strange urge to hang myself in the shower.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (kdS6q)

217 Surprised I didn't see Miami Vice outfits.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (Mv/2X)

218 >>>Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party?

Maybe he has friends? 

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (yemTi)

219 Oh, my god! He was in Zero Dark Thirty. http://goo.gl/JwsFQD

Posted by: Ace's Angels - DDD with a Merkin! at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (NHMrq)

220 wow I didn't even notice pink tank top girl, or that she's also Angel Whore girl.

I like her.

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (/IWYB)

221 Are people really that desperate to be near "fame," even when it's the burnt-out residue of an imploded star? According to ace it's because of the availability of wings. Why women's sanitary products enter into this, I really don't know.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:48 AM (/PCJa)

222 Wow, Corey is so cool he even has a Samsung phone watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mu5osud

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (qzWDd)

223

The Corey's Angels thing seems like a good idea

 

 

Yeah, cause that's never been done before!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen, Victoria's Secret and Charlie at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (PLOz8)

224 199 You know, the only reason these pictures really look awful is because of the flash photography. I have to think the cameraman understood this, that using a flash (as opposed to a camera which can auto-adjust to lower light) was a way to make every look seedier, more pathetic, and more washed out. Do you really think that the lights at this party were set at "Death Row fluorescent bright" the entire time? To make everyone look pale and pasty? Nah...that's the flashbulb doing that.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 02:45 PM

Yes Jeff, and it's the font that makes your comments sound stupid.

Posted by: Big Ben at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (I5Htn)

225   Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2013 02:38 PM (Nmx3n)

Ha, ever the giver, even on break.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (sGtp+)

226 Huh. So is anyone else noticing that the crack whore hookers are a lot of celeb look-alikes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (da5Wo)

227 When Wil Wheaton is breaking your balls.. You have stuff in common with Sheldon Cooper. WHEATONNNNNNNNN!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 09:49 AM (uVkIH)

228 211 Soothsayer,

Our clients have blanket protection

Posted by: The Law Firm of Residuals, Exercise in the 80s, and Dr Rehab at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (1auf6)

229 Coming in late, so put me some knowledge:

Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party?

From a power player POV, he's got nothing. I can't imagine he's a particularly personable or entertaining man. Are people really that desperate to be near "fame," even when it's the burnt-out residue of an imploded star?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2013 02:47 PM (zF6Iw)




*snaps fingers*



THAT'S IT!



You know what this story reminds me of?  That scene in Ted where Mark Wahlberg sneaks off with Ted to Sam Jones' party. 


"You know what the secret to fame is?   Screwing a lot of chicks named Stephanie."


Then he pulls out some blow and they proceed to get blitzed.  That and the recreated scene from Flash Gordon.



Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

230 Yes, he is entitled, but, that won't stop the pain. Anybody else think that Miley Circus is an abuse victim acting out? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 02:44 PM (kXoT0) After the pedobear gala? Most certainly.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (Tnlh/)

231 199 You know, the only reason these pictures really look awful is because of the flash photography. I have to think the cameraman understood this, that using a flash (as opposed to a camera which can auto-adjust to lower light) was a way to make every look seedier, more pathetic, and more washed out. Do you really think that the lights at this party were set at "Death Row fluorescent bright" the entire time? To make everyone look pale and pasty? Nah...that's the flashbulb doing that. Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 02:45 PM (yemTi) ************** Or it could be the set.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (r2PLg)

232 Ron Jeremy is not dead, but he does use a walker to screw now, which, lets face it, is sexy as hell.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (qRasw)

233 I'd pay the $250, then just stand in front of him and say "it's not your fault".

MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (XiVKO)

234

220 wow I didn't even notice pink tank top girl, or that she's also Angel Whore girl.

I like her.

 

 

She looks like my boss's daughter...

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (t06LC)

235 The hottest one is the blond in black in the third photo I'm also 99% sure she's a porn star I'm 100% sure the chick who stomach she's rubbing is one

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (1DZOE)

236 There is only one women who looks like she was all that before the horror, red corset girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2013 09:50 AM (g1DWB)

237

Corey Feldman used to be popular, back in the 1980s.  I bet there are articles about Corey Feldman, from his popularity era, which framed him as "cool" and "intelligent" when, in fact, due to both nature (IQ) and nurture (Hollywood University and advanced studies at the Michael Jackson Child Development Center), he is neither.  The guy is FUBAR but seems a genial sort and is still functioning without posing a threat to the rest of society.  Well, other than the threat that each and every one of us poses to the rest of society: embarrassing the hell out of the rest of us when your life is examined under a microscope.  Anyway, along comes this asshole "journalist" to, what, debunk the myth?  Really?  The 30 year old myth of Corey Feldman needs debunking?  No?  Then, what?  Vengeance for "The 'Burbs?"  A cautionary story on the importance of updating your hairstyle?  No, I'd say this is all about cultivating clicks.  There you are and I am at our little jobs.  We were never famous but at least we're not Corey Feldman!  Haha.  What a pretentious douchetool he is!  He didn't even see he was being set up!  He had his moment and he pissed it away.  Haha.  So satisfying.  Well, back to that LP-1023 report.

Of course a real "journalist," one interested in reporting news, e.g., NEW INFORMATION, would deconstruct a star who is actually currently popular instead of candyassing around with Corey Feldman, Lost Boy. 

Posted by: AMartel at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (1Bqk7)

238 So I wonder if Keifer showed up?

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)

239 This is what happens when Johnny Drama doesn't have a Vince.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (ZshNr)

240 If I had gone to this party, I would have put my Kools out on his floor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (8Jee2)

241 Corey Feldman "Busted" --- Pretty much says it all really.
http://tinyurl.com/k6ntzxo

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (qzWDd)

242 Wasn't he in "the 'burbs?" I liked that movie.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (LSJmV)

243 now I'm going through these pictures like they're frames from the Zapruder Film

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:51 AM (/IWYB)

244 The only  way this would've been a better article,   were if the pictures were all taken with Google glasses.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2013 09:52 AM (VndSC)

245 I like how Feldman still has his natural wavy jet black asian hair.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 09:52 AM (ZPrif)

246 234 JollyRoger,

Goddammnit!


GLORIA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

Posted by: JollyRoger's Boss at September 03, 2013 09:52 AM (1auf6)

247 243 now I'm going through these pictures like they're frames from the Zapruder Film Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:51 PM (/IWYB) *************' Looking for grassy knolls in all the wrong places.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 09:52 AM (r2PLg)

248 Back in the 70s, it was rumored here in LA that Michael Jackson was passed around the pervert circuit. Would explain a lot.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 09:53 AM (Tnlh/)

249 I'd go. I'd go and have a great fucking time. Corey Feldman. Ron Jeremy. Busted down hos. Junior varsity Mr. T dj. Fuck yes. I bet the cake was kick ass.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 03, 2013 09:53 AM (+lsX1)

250 243 now I'm going through these pictures like they're frames from the Zapruder Film Posted by: ace No one at Corey's party was as hot as Jackie Kennedy in that movie. (Too tasteless? If so, sorry.)

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:53 AM (+cx5n)

251 "240 If I had gone to this party, I would have put my Kools out on his floor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2013 02:51 PM"

I wouldn't have used coasters either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (knoK7)

252 Who wouldn't hit this? I would and I don't usually favor blonds and hate tattoos.
http://tinyurl.com/mu2wmue

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (qzWDd)

253 248 Baldilocks,

He tried really hard to look like Diana Ross......

"just saying"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (1auf6)

254 232 Ron Jeremy is not dead, but he does use a walker to screw now, which, lets face it, is sexy as hell. Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 02:50 PM (qRasw) Ace screws with a cpap mask on. Tells all the chicks he's a pilot.

Posted by: Ace's Angels - DDD with a Merkin! at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (NHMrq)

255 Not to sound racist but you know damn well if he was black Kim kardasian would be there

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (08XBV)

256
Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing




For the "Day of the Locust" - Hollywood dream shattered - vibe. Same reason people might go to a dive bar or when people ghetto crawl.

Plus the clueless with no idea who has pull in the industry and who doesn't.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 09:54 AM (kdS6q)

257 212 Coming in late, so put me some knowledge: Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party? From a power player POV, he's got nothing. I can't imagine he's a particularly personable or entertaining man. Are people really that desperate to be near "fame," even when it's the burnt-out residue of an imploded star? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2013 02:47 PM (zF6Iw) Yes.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 09:55 AM (NvnKE)

258 I'm just going to go ahead and feel sorry for the guy.

He really needs help.  A lot of help.  And he will likely never get it.

Posted by: cranky-d at September 03, 2013 09:55 AM (tGveo)

259 Upon further review, I am upgrading the brunette with the appendectomy scar holding the cake to a "Would Smash" rating.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 03, 2013 09:55 AM (JDIKC)

260 I read in another article that Corey had the lids to the tanks on his toilets bolted shut to prevent upper-deckers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (qRasw)

261 I really, *really* wish I weren't at work right now...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (/PCJa)

262 Heroin makes you relaxed, sleepy, and blissfully high, and also totally disinterested in everything except the bliss of being high, so you lose weight.  Most drugs make you disinterested in the maintenance of your body--food, water, healthy sleep, hygiene--all those disappear in search of the high.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (kXoT0)

263 This is like Comic-Con minus Iron Man plus whores.


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (/IWYB)

264 I count two nip slips.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (nypA7)

265 This couple knocked on the wrong door to try to sell cupcakes for the PTA.
http://tinyurl.com/kd3t66b

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:56 AM (qzWDd)

266 In the extra photos, one girl looks like   she had all of her clients sign their names on her abdomen    in magic marker.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 09:57 AM (03fdY)

267 259 Upon further review, I am upgrading the brunette with the appendectomy scar holding the cake to a "Would Smash" rating. Posted by: Empire of Jeff Appendectomy scar? Pshaw. That's a tubal ligation scar. Had her tubes tied. Trust me on this.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 09:57 AM (+cx5n)

268

Why would anyone go to Corey Feldman's birthday party?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

 

 

Could be fun. It could be one of those places you could go and party and not give a shit simply because no one there was important. Also, thinly veiled hookers I guess.

Maybe you're suicidal and want to die from herpes. That's a reason.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 09:57 AM (t06LC)

269 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 02:56 PM (kXoT0) So what you're saying is that you should mix marijuana (and it's appetite enhancing properties) with any other drugs you take. You may not *care* about eating, but, darn it, you'll have the munchies!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 09:57 AM (/PCJa)

270 Except for the cake, there are no drinks or food at that party.

Posted by: Ace's Angels - DDD with a Merkin! at September 03, 2013 09:57 AM (NHMrq)

271

Combined with Miley Cyrus and Sparky the Prez Clown, this Cory desperation may signal the beginning of the end times. Cats and dogs living together.

Posted by: Too Fucking Gay at September 03, 2013 09:58 AM (oDCMR)

272 263 Ace,,

and that sir is why I am a mobile nomadic burn out and you are a Twitter Guilty pleasure to many folk....

signing off

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 09:58 AM (1auf6)

273 You know if Corey Feldman had not been at this party it probably would have been considered a success.

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 09:58 AM (qzWDd)

274

@264

 

I only saw the one with the chick in the t shirt with slashes in it. Need further review.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 09:58 AM (t06LC)

275 the brunette with the appendectomy scar That’s not an appendectomy…

Posted by: Stephen Pod Blair at September 03, 2013 09:58 AM (QF8uk)

276 There's a guy on tv in a John Kerry mask...speaking before the Senate.

Posted by: wheatie at September 03, 2013 09:59 AM (Hy+VQ)

277
Except for the cake, there are no drinks or food at that party.
Posted by: Ace's Angels


There's a tiki bar, I assume no host, out on the patio.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 09:59 AM (kdS6q)

278 Ha! Geraldo is whining about academic freedom after his appearance at a Catholic University was canceled. I wonder what he would say about the yoots trying to ban the use of the phrase "illegal immigrants" on campus at UCLA.

Posted by: Ace's Angels - DDD with a Merkin! at September 03, 2013 09:59 AM (NHMrq)

279 Wait, people still want to be Hef? I wasn't sure even Hef wanted to be Hef...

Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 03, 2013 09:59 AM (naUcP)

280 Oh my god Look at the cake It has a picture of home when he was like 12

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 03, 2013 09:59 AM (08XBV)

281

I clicked on the pix.  The brunette arching her back in the third photo is OK.  As for the rest, meh.  Girls like that make me angry and depressed in equal amounts.  (why yes, I do have a self-image problem, why do you ask?).  But to each their own.  Or chacun a son gout, for Ace.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (zF6Iw)

282 That's a tubal ligation scar. Had her tubes tied. Trust me on this. Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2013 02:57 PM (+cx5n) --------------- I'd still rub it and make it feel better. FROM THE INSIDE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (JDIKC)

283 Back in the 70s, it was rumored here in LA that Michael Jackson was passed around the pervert circuit. Would explain a lot.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 02:53 PM (Tnlh/)


Micheal Jackson and all the Jackson children were abused by Joe Jackson.  As La Toya put it in one interview with a certain look on her face, "Our first, last, and only job was to keep Daddy happy and it took a LOT to make Daddy happy."  Rumor was they did not mind the hours of practicing their music was because it kept them out of Dad's clutches.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (kXoT0)

284 Yes. Three, maybe four nip slips upon further review.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (t06LC)

285 It's like the Comic-Con where Auditorium H is previewing the new blockbuster, "Keeping the Dark Thoughts at Bay With Hookers and Pills"

Cf. "A smart military blog," -- Tony Blankley

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (/IWYB)

286 What a horse face fuck: kerry still blaming booooosh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (9Xc5j)

287 There are TWO NIPPLES!

Posted by: Jean Luc at September 03, 2013 10:00 AM (nypA7)

288 264 I count two nip slips.
====
But it's the same porn star, so I think it counts as one.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (VjL9S)

289 Wait, people still want to be Hef? I wasn't sure even Hef wanted to be Hef...

Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 03, 2013 02:59 PM (naUcP)


Yes. The amazing thing is Feldman totally nailed the worn out 70's decor of the Playboy Mansion.

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (qzWDd)

290 Any relation to Marty Feldman?
Because he was funny.

Posted by: RolandTHTG at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (QM5S2)

291 Is it me or are Matthew McConaughey and Corey Feldman starting to look alike?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (qRasw)

292 >>>Yes. Three, maybe four nip slips upon further review.

I don't see these!  I see one possible case of a woman who I don't want to see (one with some sort of slit across each bra-cup).

Where are they, who are they?  Is it the one I like?


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (/IWYB)

293 those two chicks sharing a kiss with Corey... Does one of them actually have an Adam's apple?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (/lWM8)

294 Except for the cake, there are no drinks or food at that party. And the cake is, of course, a lie. Just like the rest of Corey Feldman's sad existence.

Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (naUcP)

295 Looking back, I've been to way way worse parties With uglier hookers

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (08XBV)

296 Subtitle for one of those pics should be- Dick-in-a -Can.

Posted by: tasker at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (r2PLg)

297 He has movie posters (his movies) tacked with thumbtacks on his wall. Embarrassing!

No frames , nothing.

C'mon dude.  Frames bro.  Not that expensive to frame your life's work.

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2013 10:01 AM (KXm42)

298 There's a guy on tv in a John Kerry mask...speaking before the Senate. ------ You're confused, that's one of these. http://tinyurl.com/kf7xzbh

Posted by: Adam at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (Aif/5)

299 And then I put up posters of the movies I was in so my friends wouldn't have to Google me!

Posted by: Cory Feldman at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (Hx2XA)

300 286 NeverGiveUp,


Yeah well.....

Boehner is about to reward him....

cocksuckers all assholes

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (1auf6)

301 Yes. The amazing thing is Feldman totally nailed the worn out 70's decor of the Playboy Mansion.

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 03:01 PM (qzWDd)

-

Plus linoleum and a halfway house feel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (03fdY)

302 This is like Comic-Con minus Iron Man plus whores. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 02:56 PM (/IWYB) Obligatory Batman v. Iron Man clip mainly for Bat's last line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlLeCu63HCA

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (VtjlW)

303

Does one of them actually have an Adam's apple?

 

 

The one with the Halo is smuggling.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2013 10:02 AM (nypA7)

304 My favorite picture is the one of the DJs trying to figure out how to stop the repeat shuffle of  the   Saturday Night Fever   soundtrack.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (VndSC)

305

I really really cannot stand John Kerry and his over dramatic presentation as though he were some revival preacher in a tent or some actor at a dinner theater not on a coast.  He is really in love with his own voice.  And although he did serve in Vietnam, it was only for four months.  And then he crapped all over his brothers to create a political career for himself

 

He is so cavalierly trotting us into this Syria thing, to support Al Qaeda.  AL QAEDA!!! In a few short days it will be the anniversary of 911.  And this year, I hope they are increasing security at the embassies because last year Al Qaeda affiliates killed one of our Ambassadors in Benghazi.  Only one year ago.

 

And now our policy is to give them the keys to their very own country.  And Corker, Cantor, Boehner, McCain, Graham and God knows what other feckless asshole is helping this happen

 

 

This is insane.  This is fifth column stuff. 

Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

306 Wear shiny gold pants, and you need not fear the results of a thousand parties.

Posted by: Sun Tzu's The Art of Whore at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (Ks4nX)

307 Looks like he mounting a modest comeback from the imdb resume.  At least getting some paying work these days. 

A few years ago he had nothing.  If you think he's burnt now, 2007 must have been laying in a gutter getting rolled by hobos kind shit.

Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (9MLX+)

308 291 Dr Spank,

Heh....

"narcotically athletic"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (1auf6)

309 This is like Comic-Con minus Iron Man plus whores. I admit to being dubious where some of the cosplay girls stand there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 03, 2013 10:03 AM (naUcP)

310

@292

 

No unfortunately. Its the same bra cup slashed woman in different pics showing her nipples in some pics through the slashes and others slightly over the top of the shirt (weird).

If you want to see the nipples of the one you like, it'll cost you $20 just like everyone else. A handy costs an extra $5

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 10:04 AM (t06LC)

311 Oh no ... I just discovered the 2nd batch of pictures.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 10:04 AM (ZPrif)

312 I don't give a flying fuck of Assad used gas right now. I think he probably did, but what is the point of bombing him? What are we bombing? To what end? And why are we helping Al Quada? And will this take out his WMDs? Will Al Quada get it's hand on those WMDs? Does anyone in the Admin know were it's ass is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:04 AM (9Xc5j)

313 chin implant lady frightens me

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (ZPrif)

314 This guy's about two weeks away from being found tied up and dead in a Bangkok brothel.

Posted by: Dang at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (Hx2XA)

315 Micheal Jackson and all the Jackson children were abused by Joe Jackson. As La Toya put it in one interview with a certain look on her face, "Our first, last, and only job was to keep Daddy happy and it took a LOT to make Daddy happy." Rumor was they did not mind the hours of practicing their music was because it kept them out of Dad's clutches. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 03:00 PM (kXoT0) Not surprising. Also wouldn't be surprise if Quincy Jones was one. There have been rumors swirling about him for a loong time.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (Tnlh/)

316 Actually looks like it would've been funny as hell for about 50 minutes

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)

317 $250 or not, I would've left when one of the Black Eyed Peas showed up.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (LSJmV)

318 Plus linoleum and a halfway house feel.

Yeah it had  that  I'm-moving-out-of-this-shitty-apartment feel to it.

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (KXm42)

319 So what you're saying is that you should mix marijuana (and it's appetite enhancing properties) with any other drugs you take.

You may not *care* about eating, but, darn it, you'll have the munchies!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 02:57 PM (/PCJa)


I have no clue.  I do not even use prescription pain drugs because of allergies.  But, as the MaryJane proponents claim it does soothe nausea and promote appetite.  OTOH, it is a gateway drug.  Most people in search of a serious high, leave pot behind as they move onto the heavy stuff.


I know the stuff about heroin because of reading about the effect that legalizing it has had on the economy of the Netherlands.  They now have a whole class of people who do nothing to contribute to the economy because they are high 24/7/365 on heroin.  They are on the dole. 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (kXoT0)

320 313 chin implant lady frightens me Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 03:05 PM (ZPrif) Gonna have to be more specific...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (da5Wo)

321

 

those two chicks sharing a kiss

 

Don't cross the Strains!

 

 

Posted by: Virologist at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (nypA7)

322 those two chicks sharing a kiss with Corey... Does one of them actually have an Adam's apple? Needs moar Crocodile Dundee greetings.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (uVkIH)

323 >>>I admit to being dubious where some of the cosplay girls stand there.

lookin's free but touchin's gonna cost you a $100 minibottle of champagne

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (/IWYB)

324 What are we bombing? To what end? ----- I told you. I shall not be mocked.

Posted by: Emperor Barkaka I at September 03, 2013 10:05 AM (Aif/5)

325 There are a lot more pictures included in the article linked at the bottom.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 10:06 AM (qRasw)

326 I'm telling you, the one in with the Pink Wings is named Chelsea Cooney.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2013 10:06 AM (nypA7)

327
OK, for any of your feeling pity for Cory, from his web-page it turns out he charges for parking at this thing.

$50 valet, $10 park yourself.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 10:06 AM (kdS6q)

328 I don't get all the goofing? If I lived in the area I'd have totally been there.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 03, 2013 10:07 AM (V9xlA)

329 >>>No unfortunately. Its the same bra cup slashed woman in different pics showing her nipples in some pics through the slashes and others slightly over the top of the shirt (weird).

well this is terrible news.

i'm gonna put up a new thread

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2013 10:07 AM (/IWYB)

330


>>>This is insane. This is fifth column stuff.

 

O cmon Corey F. would run the nation better than anybody, man

 

[also, got an old Nixon button the other day: Nixon: Now More Than Ever it sez]

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at September 03, 2013 10:07 AM (3ZtZW)

331 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 03:05 PM (kXoT0) Fue un chiste.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 03, 2013 10:07 AM (/PCJa)

332 OK, for any of your feeling pity for Cory, from his web-page it turns out he charges for parking at this thing.

$50 valet, $10 park yourself.




Charging people to come to your party is like inviting friends over for dinner and then asking them to pay their share of the groceries you just bought.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

333 I've no idea who he is or what he did that I should care, but if a douche gets his comeuppance, I'm for it

Posted by: qixlqatl at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (4gT6t)

334

@319

 

A weed pill is what they gave my mom for cancer. Supposedly devoid of the bad stuff but helps with appetite. She took one and didn't like it

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (t06LC)

335 Women do have Adams apples,they are just smaller and therefore less prominent.A real skinny chick will show more Adams Apple,like Ann Coulter.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (9XBK2)

336 324 : Emperor Barkaka ,

a lot of us here need "drone away" then....maybe market it like "Off!"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (1auf6)

337 OK, for any of your feeling pity for Cory, from his web-page it turns out he charges for parking at this thing.

$50 valet, $10 park yourself.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 03:06 PM (kdS6q)

-

If he had figured out to sell tickets in advance, he    might have been able   to swing hors d'oevres.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (03fdY)

338

We aren't going to get rid of the chemical weapons or their delivery system.  There is no way they can achieve their stated goals with their stated plan

 

They are going to put boots on the ground.  More than they already have.  They just aren't going to tell us about it for a while

 

This is insane.  Less than 15 years after 911 we are allies with Al Qaeda and are giving them their own country.  One year after Benghazi.  Something really stinks about this timing.  Gas was used last December too.  Why these 300 hundred dead bodies.  Why not the tens of thousands before.

 

None of what they are saying makes sense.  They cannot achieve what they say they want to in the manner in which they say they will.  They are hiding their true goal.  There is something unseen going on

Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

339 Why is it *I* never wind up at parties with scantily clad hookers?
 
I should get out more often.
 
But for $250, I could engineer two, maybe three happy endings.
 
(note: to my everlasting shame, I've never hired a hooker)

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (Pozlj)

340
$250 or not, I would've left when one of the Black Eyed Peas showed up.
Posted by: Countrysquire




If Fergie has been in the hot tub, be sure to toss in a cup of bleach before you get in.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

341 Remember that time at my birthday party when those bored strippers were standing around looking at their iPhones?  Fucking AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Cory Feldman at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (Hx2XA)

342

@329

 

Want me to hook you up with my boss's daughter?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (t06LC)

343

Happy to say I would have had a blast at that party though I'd  really  never  know because I would not have paid 250.00 to get in.    20.00 cover charge and I'm in like Flint. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (m2CN7)

344 324 Posted by: Emperor Barkaka I I told you. I shall not be mocked. No? Corey Feldman's in for a visit from Homeland Security ...

Posted by: Avenging Disco Godfather at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (FlRtG)

345 Happy endings for everyone!  How Hollywood.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (WmLrU)

346 Feldman's party would be fun in an ironic way ... if you could just not think about how all the sad desperation is likely a direct result of his sexual abuse as a young teen. Which is pretty much the key to enjoying a strip club as well.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 10:09 AM (ZPrif)

347 So is the takeaway that Ace will not be inviting us to his stripper-enhanced birthday party for $250 a pop? Because if so, I am disappointment.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (Fa3Hi)

348 OK, for any of your feeling pity for Cory, from his web-page it turns out he charges for parking at this thing. $50 valet, $10 park yourself. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 03, 2013 03:06 PM (kdS6q) So $250 for guys to get in, plus $10 or $50 to park. Plus go in on the joke with the reporter to get press coverage in order to be able to charge even more next time.
Sounds like a brilliant marketing campaign to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (VtjlW)

349 They now have a whole class of people who do nothing to contribute to the economy because they are high 24/7/365 on heroin. They are on the dole. You sure that wasn't an unemployment report on the US?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (uVkIH)

350 "Who I believe I once read will literally go anywhere he's invited if there is free food. (I really think I read that.)" You say that like there's something wrong with it. Although I guess I do agree it's kind of tacky to go to funerals of people you don't know, just for the hors d'oeuvres. But then it all depends on how good the caterer is, you can't just automatically rule it out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (8Fa5Z)

351 OT:  Matt Drudge ripping the GOP over their support for Obamawar.  He asks why anybody would vote for the GOP.  Good question.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (Hx5uv)

352 >>>well this is terrible news.

i'm gonna put up a new thread


Whatever happened to that "7 Deadly Blogging Sins" post you were working on?  I know you said you might not finish it but that would be doltish.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 03, 2013 10:10 AM (yemTi)

353 Wasn't there a movie Feldman was in where they threw a party, charged admission and then used the proceeds to go to Cancun or something?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 10:11 AM (qRasw)

354 "Who I believe I once read will literally go anywhere he's invited if there is free food. (I really think I read that.)"

No shit.  I saw him on an episode of Hoarders where he was just there to support his friend, who also paid for dinner. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 10:11 AM (WmLrU)

355 Is Feldman one of those child stars who were allegedly continually molested when they were Hollywood stars?  Might explain some of this.

Posted by: Dang at September 03, 2013 10:12 AM (Hx2XA)

356 BEIRUT (AP) — As the Obama administration tries to prod Congress into backing armed action against Syria, the regime in Damascus is hiding military hardware and shifting troops out of bases into civilian areas. But of course. But this is not time sensitive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:12 AM (9Xc5j)

357 Nipplegate.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (JSetw)

358 >>> 126 I don't see that much sausage. - I did see a lot of cottage cheese, though. Nothing like laughing out loud to let your co-workers that you are working hard.

Posted by: fluffy at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (/+hQb)

359 Not surprising. Also wouldn't be surprise if Quincy Jones was one. There have been rumors swirling about him for a loong time.

***

I hope not.  I always liked QJ.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (Hx5uv)

360 So $250 for guys to get in, plus $10 or $50 to park. Plus go in on the joke with the reporter to get press coverage in order to be able to charge even more next time. Sounds like a brilliant marketing campaign to me. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW) Maybe next time he can spring for the hookers that didn't use to have penises and don't have 10lbs of cottage cheese hanging off their ass cheeks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (da5Wo)

361 Is Feldman one of those child stars who were allegedly continually molested when they were Hollywood stars? Might explain some of this. Posted by: Dang at September 03, 2013 03:12 PM (Hx2XA) Not alleged. He has stated publicly that he and the other Corey were passed around like candy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (VtjlW)

362 I don't see the big deal about paying Corey Feldman $250 to attend his party. Given that there are hookers involved, you're basically paying $250 to fuck syphilitic whores with Corey's dick. That seems like a decent trade.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (MlqTY)

363 "Some actor at a dinner theater not on a coast. " I don't know; I've seen rather pretty over the top performances at Dinner Theatres on the coasts. But yes, John Kerry's show is way too much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (j+lCW)

364 Is that an ugly broad behind kerry or chelsea manning?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (9Xc5j)

365

Feldman will always have Lost Boys.   One of my all time favorites.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (m2CN7)

366

 >>>Fucking AWESOME!!!

 

Take note THIS is the way to bitch at the cob-loggers, if you're bound and determined to do that heh

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (3ZtZW)

367 I thought the pan flute on the mantle of the electric fireplace was a nice touch.

The posters aren't even professionally mounted; they're all bubbled and shit.

In the duffle bags, you can see a pair of pants. Meaning, Corey provided the bathrobes. But, there's no fucking way they'd wear 'em home.


Posted by: RoyalOil at September 03, 2013 10:13 AM (VjL9S)

368 I'm so glad Bubbe gave me that $250 for my Bar Mitzvah.

http://tinyurl.com/m736bjk

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (qzWDd)

369 In that picture of him on his porch wearing the black robe, he looks like Yoda with hair. Only shorter.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (LSJmV)

370 At the end of the day, the dirty little open secret about humor is that an awful lot of it is grounded in cruelty and humiliation.

You can say that again.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (71LDo)

371

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 03:12 PM (9Xc5j)

 

Just hope they keep tabs on the CDCMs.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (JSetw)

372 Corey Feldman? Is he the dead one?

Posted by: MegaIndependento at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (uvaJ1)

373 Hey, George Zimmerman got a bunch of tats and joined the Black Eyed Peas!

Posted by: T-Bone at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (/Mla1)

374

Nipplegate.

 

Think I'll go with Nipplequiddick, cause I'm guessing some chick's dead by the end of the night.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (BrQrN)

375 You sure that wasn't an unemployment report on the US?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 03:10 PM (uVkIH)


No, the Netherlands.  We would actually be better off if we kept our FSA zoned out on subsidized heroin 24/7/365 because they would not be breeding new generations of welfare recipients.   


BTW, my Congress Critter sent out an email on the real unemployment rate--which he says is at least 9.5% and probably closer to 14.5%.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (kXoT0)

376 356 NeverGiveUp,

This is one military coinflict where CinC can use nukes kill hundreds of thousands in "collateral" and you'll hear narry a fucking peep...

I hope the cocksucker uses nukes just because frankly the asshole media has made it so he can....

we are using our assets to aid AQ and get Christians killed....

I am so ready for this Republic to end.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (1auf6)

377 Billybob got banned?! When?! Why?!

Posted by: DaveinNC at September 03, 2013 10:14 AM (boNGU)

378 Solomon Grundy on TV.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 10:15 AM (ZPrif)

379 Why 250 anyway? Thats what, a weeks wages from McD's? A bag of heroin? What?

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at September 03, 2013 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

380 Wax Monster testifying before Congress.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 10:15 AM (ZPrif)

381 377 Billybob got banned?! When?! Why?!


He got banned for asking too many questions.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2013 10:15 AM (qRasw)

382 They are not telling us their real goals, or how they intend to achieve them.  Its all a show, a pantomime. 

Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 10:16 AM (zOTsN)

383

"Posted by: MegaIndependento at September 03, 2013 03:14 PM (uvaJ1)"

 

Nah, he's spending a year dead for tax purposes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 03, 2013 10:16 AM (hLRSq)

384 We're back!!

Posted by: Dancing Vaginas at September 03, 2013 10:16 AM (Aif/5)

385 Upon further review, I am upgrading the brunette with the appendectomy scar holding the cake to a "Would Smash" rating.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 03, 2013 02:55 PM (JDIKC)

 

EoJ, is that an appendectomy scar or a bullet wound?

Posted by: Timon at September 03, 2013 10:16 AM (kTI1S)

386

He got banned for asking too many questions

 

Oh...gulp.

Posted by: DaveinNC at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (boNGU)

387 Just hope they keep tabs on the CDCMs. Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 03:14 PM (JSetw) Your really worried about their Surface to Ship Cruise Missiles?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (9Xc5j)

388 Look guys! I got me a shiksa! You can tell she's a Christian by the cross tattoo on her tit.

http://tinyurl.com/m736bjk

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (qzWDd)

389 Wow, Code Pink showed up to today's hearings, and John Kerry said when he was younger, he had feelings just like those protesters. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (WmLrU)

390 382 ThunderB,

The goal is pretty self-evident.....

unseat Secular leaning assholes to empower radical muslims...

be they MB or AQ using US treasure, hardware and blood...

the rest is noise

Posted by: sven10077 at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (1auf6)

391 gee they let hagel out of the pentagon basement?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (9Xc5j)

392 You guys got some seriously high standards. "Waaah, that cheerleader's elbows are too pointy! Boo-hoo, that prostitute has a penis!"

Posted by: mugiwara at September 03, 2013 10:17 AM (V9xlA)

393 332 OK, for any of your feeling pity for Cory, from his web-page it turns out he charges for parking at this thing. $50 valet, $10 park yourself. Charging people to come to your party is like inviting friends over for dinner and then asking them to pay their share of the groceries you just bought. Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 03:08 PM (GQ8sn) I have a coworker whose husband's friend's wife did just that.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 10:18 AM (NvnKE)

394 Corey Feldman...I used to hit that.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 03, 2013 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

395 Hagel.  What an idiot

Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 10:18 AM (zOTsN)

396 ya know, people post crap like this everywhere, even it it looks like it is not designed to make republican/conservatives look bad, it is.   The left is gaining something from keeping the "republicans do this and they are horrible for it" meme up.  But shame on the republicans/conservatives, they should have an internet posse that rides out and answers this stuff wherever it is found.

"My ultra liberal daughter in law rants to me" 
http://tinyurl.com/lpvsjry
It's one of the conspiracy type sites where they house the fringies but enough fairly normal mainstream regular folk read them so it's a hidden anti republican/conservative propaganda arm for free.

Posted by: o p r a h at September 03, 2013 10:18 AM (/b8+5)

397 If the choice was between Corey Feldman's party or Kirk Cameron's, it'd be Corey's every damned time.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 10:19 AM (5npD/)

398 I have a coworker whose husband's friend's wife did just that.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (NvnKE)




Lemme guess:  she's a food snob?

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 10:20 AM (GQ8sn)

399

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 03, 2013 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

 

Joe  just in case you didn't see it on the dead thread,  the record attentance at the US Open is approximately 730,000.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2013 10:20 AM (m2CN7)

400 Maybe next time he can spring for the hookers that didn't use to have penises and don't have 10lbs of cottage cheese hanging off their ass cheeks. Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 03:13 PM (da5Wo) That's for Platinum Members only.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 10:20 AM (VtjlW)

401 Hagel. What an idiot Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (zOTsN) Not only that, but he is the designated "Fall Guy" Limited strike in scope= failure before you start

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 10:21 AM (9Xc5j)

402 I have a coworker whose husband's friend's wife did just that.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (NvnKE)



You should have insisted on seeing receipts, then went to her pantry to make sure she wasn't "skimming."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2013 10:22 AM (8ZskC)

403 Maybe next time he can spring for the hookers that didn't use to have penises and don't have 10lbs of cottage cheese hanging off their ass cheeks.

That cost $450, and you have to present a clean bill of health.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2013 10:22 AM (WmLrU)

404 Your really worried about their Surface to Ship Cruise Missiles?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2013 03:17 PM (9Xc5j)

 

You never know (maintenance, software, bad watchstander, etc).  The Israeli's got hit with a C-802 in '06 but they were much closer and had some of their defence gear turned off.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2013 10:23 AM (BuYeH)

405 That's for Platinum Members only. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at September 03, 2013 03:20 PM (VtjlW) Lol. Really though, am I the only one seeing bad celeb look-a-likes? I see a Lady GaGa, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Cat Deeley.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 10:23 AM (da5Wo)

406 No Hollywood party is complete without Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 03, 2013 10:23 AM (qwK3S)

407

They are arguing Assad is going to sell chemical weapons to other terrorist groups

 

Good enough argument for Syria, but not for Iraq.  Iraq had been shooting at our aircraft for a decade.  Syria?  no.  Iraq allowed terrorists to train in country.  Syria?  Why the terrorists are the opposition we are supporting.  Iraq at least has oil.  Syria?  Not so much.  Iraq had invaded her neighbors in the past.  Syria?  no.  The dictator of Iraq had tried to kill a former US POTUS.  Syria?  no.  Iraq had used chemical weapons against the Kurds, but that was not a good enough reason then.  But with Syria now?  I guess it is

 

There is something else going on that we are not aware of, some deal, some strategy along the lines of "we give you your own country you will leave us alone".  A deal with the devil.

Posted by: thunderb at September 03, 2013 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

408 "Coworker's husband's friend's wife" sounds very Spaceballey.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 10:24 AM (5npD/)

409 Not Lady Gaga. Amy Winehouse. That's who it is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 03, 2013 10:24 AM (da5Wo)

410

Posted by: o p r a h at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (/b8+5)

 

 

Are you a concerned conservative Christian conservative?  Because we need more of those.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 03, 2013 10:25 AM (hLRSq)

411 $50 for valet parking,  $10 to self park and $75 for Cory to wash and wax it.

Posted by: Dang at September 03, 2013 10:26 AM (Hx2XA)

412 I have a coworker whose husband's friend's wife did just that. Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (NvnKE) You should have insisted on seeing receipts, then went to her pantry to make sure she wasn't "skimming." Tell her you'll pay for everything, & then don't show...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2013 10:26 AM (uVkIH)

413 398 I have a coworker whose husband's friend's wife did just that. Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 03:18 PM (NvnKE) Lemme guess: she's a food snob? Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 03:20 PM (GQ8sn) I have no idea. My coworker told me she was the kind of person that loved expensive things but would never spend a cent on anyone else. A pretty nasty piece of work who, incidentally, also treated her husband like crap, IIRC.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 10:29 AM (NvnKE)

414 The important lesson to take from this is not that a former child star who was sexually abused is sad and embarrassing.   The important lesson is that a journalist will happily sacrifice "journalistic ethics" in order to get a story and that if Corey Feldman had a better sense of his own limitations, he or his publicist would hire a professional vetter to read the journalist's piece and edit out the snark.  Same with the photos.

This is stuff to keep in mind for elections.  Press relations for politicians, especially Republican politicians, should be modeled on celebrity press relations.  Reporters who write unflattering stories don't get access.

Also, since legacy media reporters are part of the opposition, they ought to get their own opposition research.  When they do damaging stories, they ought to experience some damage themselves.  Do they have any DUIs?  Since the current generation of 20 somethings have photographed most of their young lives and posted a lot of it on line, it should be possible to find some photos of adolescent misbehavior, ill considered halloween costumes or poor sexual choices.  Each time a new youtube video of a reporter's bad behavior goes up, it will help lower the respect and credibility of the Democrat media establishment and that is a good thing.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 03, 2013 10:30 AM (31Nrp)

415 408 "Coworker's husband's friend's wife" sounds very Spaceballey. Posted by: Clownf*cker at September 03, 2013 03:24 PM (5npD/) LOL. I used that construction only because my coworker certainly did not consider her a friend. The witch's husband was an old friend of my coworker's hubby, and she would have been only too happy never to hang out with the shrew ever again.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 10:31 AM (NvnKE)

416 414: Also, that the pathetic former child star can get much hotter women at his party.

Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 03, 2013 10:36 AM (naUcP)

417 Pretty sure Corey is hung like a squirrel. At least that's what Michael said.

Posted by: Too Fucking Gay at September 03, 2013 10:39 AM (oDCMR)

418 I have no idea. My coworker told me she was the kind of person that loved expensive things but would never spend a cent on anyone else. A pretty nasty piece of work who, incidentally, also treated her husband like crap, IIRC.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at September 03, 2013 03:29 PM (NvnKE)




I asked because I also know someone like that too.   He will go to Whole Foods or Fresh Market and buy all sorts of organic whatever food, and will have the gall to ask his guests to help pay for what they just ate.  He thinks he knows about food and wine, but really just gleans all that stuff from magazines or wikipedia.  No idea what he's talking about.

Posted by: EC at September 03, 2013 10:40 AM (GQ8sn)

419 eeuw

Posted by: PJ at September 03, 2013 10:48 AM (ZWaLo)

420 Bob Guccionne still throws better parties AND I HATE HIM! And, also, he is dead.

Posted by: Hugh "Almost Dead" Hefner at September 03, 2013 10:48 AM (P/TzR)

421 I have no idea. My coworker told me she was the kind of person that loved expensive things but would never spend a cent on anyone else. A pretty nasty piece of work who, incidentally, also treated her husband like crap, IIRC. So you're saying she's selfish.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2013 10:49 AM (yKTI2)

422 Who the hell is Corey Feldman?

Posted by: spd rdr at September 03, 2013 10:53 AM (+fXXA)

423 Was Chester Copperpot there?

Posted by: J.D. Nock at September 03, 2013 10:55 AM (htOGr)

424 We have something of a problem here. Movies do, indeed, have parts that require little kids and teenagers. By definition, however, any parent who puts their children into that industry is 99.99% certain to be a parent that is so bad, they should be jailed. Feldman's life is a tragedy. Yeah, I get it... humor is often based on mocking the tragic, particularly when the tragic acts like this guy does. But that doesn't make it a tragedy. I see a great outcome ahead, don't you?

Posted by: RobM1981 at September 03, 2013 10:56 AM (eV4Aj)

425 Eh, he had more chicks in lingerie than I had at my party. But then again I'm married.

Posted by: SamIam at September 03, 2013 11:00 AM (HMI9a)

426 Well I spend a few days away & lots of shit happens with the ban hammer & several threads & numerous comments, etc, etc & etc.. That being said, I could give a shit about about this douchenozzles. However, this thread presents a clear picture of today's society and the ills which Hollyweird has afflicted us with. Love the humor of Mr. Ace. A sad & sick man charges money to attend a celebration of ones life/birthday.let alone have females dress as strippers & whores. I am who I am, am glad I'm me and not Cory Douchnozzle. Money & fame aren't as grand as portrayed

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 03, 2013 11:07 AM (HVff2)

427 $250 for wings? Damn. So you didn't do the $70 artisinal pizza-boats upgrade?

Posted by: vorak the dull at September 03, 2013 11:21 AM (OsCtd)

428 OK, I'll show how much of an old fart I am. Who the fuck is Corey Feldman? Why should I care.

(BTW: I come here because Ace & Co remind me of P J O'Rourke in his -- and my -- prime. Keep it up.)

Posted by: George LeS at September 03, 2013 11:28 AM (r5P5x)

429 Meth and hookers are an AWESOME combination!

Posted by: Fritz at September 03, 2013 11:34 AM (KIHQS)

430 I also liked the two Coreys. I hope this one can live a happier and longer life than his friend.

Posted by: Baldy at September 03, 2013 12:12 PM (tyDFN)

431 Meh  skanks are still a dollar a dozen.  They look like about what you would see down at the local strip club.  USA,  gotta love it.  Where else can you buy a friend for $1?


Kind of reminds me of another loser who used to have a popular TV show.  Made more money than most of us will ever see,  but still can't get a real gf.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 03, 2013 12:18 PM (9u2hL)

432 This is the great piece ever. I was addicted to his reality show the Two Coreys, not because I like this guy or the other Corey, but because I had to rubberneck the trainwreck.

Posted by: gimme_danager at September 03, 2013 12:30 PM (3Ij+l)

433 ***greatest***

Posted by: gimme_danager at September 03, 2013 12:31 PM (3Ij+l)

434 I thought Corey Feldman had died?

Guess not. 

Some of those women look rode hard and put away wet.  And I don't mean that in a good way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2013 08:18 AM (BDU/a)

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