March 31, 2011

Funny If It Weren't So Sad
— LauraW

Thanks to Dave L.

Posted by: LauraW at 10:09 AM | Comments (156)
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1 Heh!

Posted by: Grease hungry at March 31, 2011 10:11 AM (LSyMb)

2
oh damn, I just posted something that will piss you off in the other thread


Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 31, 2011 10:11 AM (gM4zK)

3 That's what I call laying out the catcher!  Good show old man!

Posted by: EC at March 31, 2011 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

4 Full of prescription WIN!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 31, 2011 10:13 AM (AZGON)

5 Stupid girl should have stayed at the plate and tagged him coming in. If he charged her then he gets ejected from the game.

Posted by: Vic at March 31, 2011 10:14 AM (M9Ie6)

6

Hey, old dude must be from the Midwest. They were playing cornhole on the beach!

(the beanbag game, morons. get yer heads out of the gutters).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 31, 2011 10:16 AM (pLTLS)

7 6

Hey, old dude must be from the Midwest. They were playing cornhole on the beach!

(the beanbag game, morons. get yer heads out of the gutters).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 31, 2011 03:16 PM (pLTLS)

Did some say cornhole?

Posted by: Smilin' Shepard Smith at March 31, 2011 10:21 AM (YVZlY)

8

Ahh, the idyllic Winter Park lifestyle, so close, yet so far away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 10:21 AM (d0Tfm)

9 I'd hit the blonde catcher.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2011 10:21 AM (YvNBz)

10 OT - The cobra has been found! 

The Egyptian cobra was found, but will we ever find Obama's missing college transcripts? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:23 AM (9hSKh)

11 ..i can eat anything i want....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 31, 2011 10:24 AM (Cm66w)

12 I can see the left becoming more and more testy about labeling this boondoggle obamacare.

Posted by: moi at March 31, 2011 10:24 AM (s7C19)

13 11 ..i can eat anything i want....lol

Michelle Obama does not approve.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:25 AM (9hSKh)

14
When the catcher knelled, I noticed she had two mitts.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:26 AM (ZHsNw)

15 I'd hit the blonde catcher. Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2011 03:21 PM (YvNBz) To late

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 10:26 AM (0GFWk)

16
The best part?  Obamacare is free! 

Except for taxpayers!


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:27 AM (ZHsNw)

17 Well done, I just emailed it to a hundred people, including a few democrat friends. 

Hope Fox picks this up and Hanney runs it.

Oh and the corn hole? Looks like they are at Daytona Beach.

Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 10:29 AM (JpFM9)

18

OT: Sounds like the CIA and Special Forces on the ground in Libya may have found out that these rebels may not be what they claim.

NATO says it won't arm rebels and the arms embargo applies to both sides.

http://tinyurl.com/4cgebx3

 

Posted by: robtr at March 31, 2011 10:30 AM (MtwBb)

19 1:14. Awesome.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 31, 2011 10:30 AM (0iyHL)

20

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 31, 2011 03:11 PM (gM4zK)

Why should that piss me off? Those fucks in Delaware voted for Governmentus Maximus every time didn't they. Isn't Delaware deep blue? She should have condemned his house while she was at it.

Posted by: dog o' madnesess at March 31, 2011 10:30 AM (OlN4e)

21 And I can't tell you how much fun I'm having batting around the anti-SB 5 union hacks here in Ohio on the local blogs.

They're in full meltdown mode as Kasich is poised to sign it tonight.

They keep talking about 'multiple polls' that show the public doesn't want this. Oh and the other 'multiple polls' that say that if on the ballot, people would repeal it.

Yet no one has actually linked any of these said polls.

Too funny!

Posted by: laceyunderalls has Redleg fever at March 31, 2011 10:31 AM (pLTLS)

22 ".i can eat anything i want....lol Michelle Obama does not approve." Then she porks out on ribs and ice cream.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2011 10:31 AM (e11O8)

23

Does Obamacare cover golf fees to alleviate the pain and suffering of a stiff back?

Or a visit by the masseuse Callista,  the chick with the magic hands who always makes her sessions happy?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:31 AM (ZHsNw)

24 The Egyptian cobra was found, but will we ever find Obama's missing college transcripts? The cobra ate them.

Posted by: adults who understand DC is a complex, nuanced place at March 31, 2011 10:31 AM (AZGON)

25

I saw the catcher as the ld guy's granddaughter, who he didn't give a shit about as long as he got what he wanted.

Grandaughter got the ball and gonna tag me out?  Fuck her, I'm gonna get a home run!!

Obamacare is gonna bankrupt this country and tax my kids and grandkids to death?  Fuck them, I'm getting free healthcare!

 

Posted by: wiserbud at March 31, 2011 10:32 AM (RkrQu)

26 24 sock FAIL is an inevitable part of being a moron

Posted by: George Orwell at March 31, 2011 10:32 AM (AZGON)

27

Posted by: laceyunderalls has Redleg fever at March 31, 2011 03:31 PM (pLTLS)

ObamaCare doesn't cover that.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 31, 2011 10:34 AM (XiM2Z)

28 Screw the catcher, I want the babe getting on the boat!

Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 10:35 AM (JpFM9)

29

 Looks like they are at Daytona Beach.

They are, and the boat is on the Winter Park chain of lakes, right down the road a'ways. The guided tour is cool, get to see a lot of really nice homes on the water.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 10:35 AM (d0Tfm)

30 OT: [waves hand] Hey, it looks like we should have continued building the fence.

Federal Auditor: Border Patrol Can Stop Illegal Entries Along Only 129 Miles of 1,954-Mile Mexican Border http://ow.ly/4qCrd

Posted by: Smilin' Shepard Smith at March 31, 2011 10:36 AM (YVZlY)

31

Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital

This is the future for Obamacare, and it isn't a pretty picture!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:37 AM (ZHsNw)

32 Almost as good as when I took out Bette Midler at the plate.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 31, 2011 10:37 AM (kt5ZI)

33

OT: Sounds like the CIA and Special Forces on the ground in Libya may have found out that these rebels may not be what they claim.

NATO says it won't arm rebels and the arms embargo applies to both sides.

http://tinyurl.com/4cgebx3

Saw that, too:

NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen told reporters in Stockholm that he has taken note of the "ongoing discussion in a number of countries" about arming the rebels but "as far as NATO is concerned...we will focus on the enforcement of the arms embargo," which he said applies "across the board to all sides in this conflict."

...

U.S. President Barack Obama has signed a secret order that could facilitate weapons transfers to rebels. Under the authorization, the Central Intelligence Agency has placed covert operatives on the ground in parts of Libya, officials say.

So is NATO going to be attacking our CIA?

Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 10:37 AM (wOGfT)

34

 And I can't tell you how much fun I'm having batting around the anti-SB 5 union hacks here in Ohio on the local blogs.

Watch your back fingers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 10:37 AM (d0Tfm)

35 28 Screw the catcher, I want the babe getting on the boat!

Posted by: Kemp at March 31, 2011 03:35 PM (JpFM9)

No, no you don't...

Posted by: Will Folks - humpin anything that moves at March 31, 2011 10:39 AM (YVZlY)

36
Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital

From the link:

"We were given the very sad news and as word spread it threw a pall over the civic dinner. Margaret was much loved and respected in this town."

Poor things. A pall was cast over dinner.

Posted by: geoff at March 31, 2011 10:39 AM (Fj/WG)

37 OT: Sounds like the CIA and Special Forces on the ground in Libya may have found out that these rebels may not be what they claim.

I thought there would be no ground troops in Libya?  Obama lied!!!!!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:40 AM (9hSKh)

38
Most are probably aware Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a twat.  He has put more fuel on the first by calling her a scrunt. 

Maher should meet a couple of bone crunchers for a "get to know you" session and learn a few manners during the beat down. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:42 AM (ZHsNw)

39 I doubt the CIA could find sand in Libya, much less who the fuck we're bonbing for.

Posted by: dog o' madnessess at March 31, 2011 10:42 AM (OlN4e)

40 Soothsayer, man that pissed me off. I almost posted it on my FB page but then realized that if anybody DIDN'T think it was insane, I'd probably go on a full-on snark rampage and horrify innocent bystanders (relatives, occasional acquaintances, etc.).

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 31, 2011 10:42 AM (xMT+4)

41 So is NATO going to be attacking our CIA? Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 03:37 PM (wOGfT) No that's the FBI's job

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 10:43 AM (0GFWk)

42 Is it wrong that I keep watching the segment at 1:11, where the catcher... oh God... jiggles? Is it wrong that I'm watching this over and over again? From my bunk? At work?

Posted by: Lickmuffin at March 31, 2011 10:44 AM (03CN7)

43
The problem with intervention in an insurgency is not knowing the good from bad as they all look alike. 

To wit:  Laos and Vietnam

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:45 AM (ZHsNw)

44 The dood wasn't a ginger, but he was left-handed, which is almost as evil.

Posted by: Sock On at March 31, 2011 10:45 AM (eqkfX)

45 41 So is NATO going to be attacking our CIA?
Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 03:37 PM (wOGfT)

No that's the FBI's job

Along with the NYT and the other MFM apparatus. 

 nd the FBI is going to ramp up its mission to hyper-speed if Jamie Gorelick gets the nod as the FBI's new head honcho. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:46 AM (9hSKh)

46 So is NATO going to be attacking our CIA?

No that's the FBI's job

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 03:43 PM (0GFWk)

Whoever gave you that idea?


Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 31, 2011 10:46 AM (wOGfT)

47 Is it wrong that I'm watching this over and over again? From my bunk? At work?

Yes.  That's somebody's granddaughter you're oogling! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 10:47 AM (9hSKh)

48 36
Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital

From the link:

"We were given the very sad news and as word spread it threw a pall over the civic dinner. Margaret was much loved and respected in this town."

Poor things. A pall was cast over dinner.

Posted by: geoff at March 31, 2011 03:39 PM (Fj/WG)

Poor, old bird obviously had a government dental plan as well.

 

Posted by: Nostrodamis at March 31, 2011 10:47 AM (pr+up)

49 No blood for ego!

Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord at March 31, 2011 10:48 AM (GBXon)

50 Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital

My God, it's full of British teeth!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 31, 2011 10:48 AM (0q2P7)

51

OT: “I’m tired of reading the Constitution...”

– Congressman Jim McDermott (D-VA)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 10:48 AM (UO6+e)

52

A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:51 AM (ZHsNw)

53

OT: “I’m tired of reading the Constitution...”

– Congressman Jim McDermott (D-VA)

If he could, oh I don't know, underfuckinstand what he's reading, maybe he wouldn't have to read it so many times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 10:53 AM (d0Tfm)

54 Congressman Jim McDermott (D-VA)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 03:48 PM (UO6+e)

Hey, quit trying to steal our commie congressmen. He is from WA!

Posted by: robtr at March 31, 2011 10:53 AM (MtwBb)

55 Yes. That's somebody's granddaughter you're oogling!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2011 03:47 PM (9hSKh)

Everybody I ogle is someone's granddaughter.

And if they jiggle like miss wiggles there, I ogle even more.

It's honest admiration, dude, what's wrong with that?

Apart from the DECADENCE!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 10:55 AM (bxiXv)

56 Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital.

When even the Political Class can't get care. When will the UK finally admit the FAIL and start privitising the system? Oh that's right, there a member of LOTB, whom have a bunch of temper tantrums instant there is a little austerity on the table for them to eat; so they will just go down in flames rather than make a tough decision.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 31, 2011 10:56 AM (0q2P7)

57 Hey, quit trying to steal our commie congressmen. He is from WA!

Well, he needs to drop his cover and head back to Moscow.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 31, 2011 10:56 AM (vbh31)

58

– Congressman Jim McDermott (D-VA)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 03:48 PM (UO6+e)

You meant "Jim McVarmint (P-WA)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 10:57 AM (bxiXv)

59 There is no WI activist judge thread yet?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 31, 2011 10:57 AM (c5RQr)

60

“Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace.”

- Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Spacebat

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 10:58 AM (ZHsNw)

61 56 Hey, quit trying to steal our commie congressmen. He is from WA!   I accidentally pasted Jim Moran's info without correcting the state. Oops.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 10:58 AM (UO6+e)

62 Former NHS Director Dies After Operation is Canceled Four Times at Her Own Hospital

This is the future for Obamacare, and it isn't a pretty picture!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 03:37 PM (ZHsNw)

And the left looks and says "see, they're equally screwed! That's all we wanted!"

I would probably be dead if I were a British subject.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2011 10:58 AM (bxiXv)

63 There is no WI activist judge thread yet? Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 31, 2011 03:57 PM (c5RQr) She ruled it unconstitutional without first posting notice of said thread in the NY Herald Tribune

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 10:59 AM (0GFWk)

64 Dang! that image was scrubbed from my screen by TrendMicro! WHAH WHAH I miss all the fun!

Posted by: rightzilla at March 31, 2011 11:00 AM (SPVfc)

65
In England, we're not overly concerned with dental work like the Americans.  We're also not really into deodorant, but we're fastidious and demanding about blood pudding and fish & chips. 

Posted by: Twiggy at March 31, 2011 11:02 AM (ZHsNw)

66 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 03:58 PM

And that lobotomized amoeba is involved in the decision-making process. How f'n scary is that?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 31, 2011 11:03 AM (vbh31)

67 Merovign, I'm looking forward to a short life for myself and my husband should we actually be stuck with Obamacare. Probably for my kids as well.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 31, 2011 11:03 AM (MyByM)

68 And the Brits used to own good beer but America took the lead again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2011 11:03 AM (gJNMj)

69

Fenofatal Corruptus indeed.

And am I correct in noting that a mere two jiggles (well, four actually) at the 1:10 mark in the video are enough to send the male Morons to their bunk with glee?

We are so easily excited...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 11:04 AM (d0Tfm)

70 Is it wrong that I'm watching this over and over again? From my bunk? At work?

Ooo, look, there's a 720p resolution option!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2011 11:08 AM (YvNBz)

71 And am I correct in noting that a mere two jiggles (well, four actually) at the 1:10 mark in the video are enough to send the male Morons to their bunk with glee?

I'm back.

Ooo, look, there's a 720p resolution option!

Spoke too soon.

Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 11:11 AM (wOGfT)

72 I'm listening to a person who sounds like Paul Ryan on hannity and he's saying they can't repeal obama care.  Well, let me tell you, the fact that the democrats could abuse the process to the extent that the republicans could be shut out of the process entirely and the republicans and the American people could stand idly by and let this happen to them is an out and out disgrace.  The fact that the democrats could be so underhanded and sneaky and inflict this pain on the American people is unconscionable.  Sometimes, sure you can do something but just because you can doesn't mean you should.  The moral depravity displayed by both the dems and the republicans during the time that obama care was shoved down are throat is unforgivable.

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 11:13 AM (k1rwm)

73 Man this thread didn't just stall, it hit a concrete barrier.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2011 11:14 AM (gJNMj)

74 Carefree for him, perhaps, if one doesn't look too closely at the numbers.  I feel sorry for his granddaughter, though.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2011 11:14 AM (SNs7J)

75 It's funny that they suggest New Zealand as a place to get out of Obamacare. I'm pretty sure that's one of the countries that won't take people who are overweight, as my husband and I are. Oddly enough, that has nothing to do with our health problems.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 31, 2011 11:14 AM (MyByM)

76 Man this thread didn't just stall, it hit a concrete barrier.

Or...the guys all hit their bunks.

Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 11:15 AM (wOGfT)

77 In #75 are = our, i'm extremely upset by what I just heard about them suddenly realizing they were so played that obama care can't be repealed.

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 11:15 AM (k1rwm)

78 I'm listening to a person who sounds like Paul Ryan on hannity and he's saying they can't repeal obama care.

If true, on to defunding.

Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 11:17 AM (wOGfT)

79

80 In #75 are = our, i'm extremely upset by what I just heard about them suddenly realizing they were so played that obama care can't be repealed.

We knew that, though. The Dems may have forgotten a severance clause but they made it incredibly tricky to cut every last bit of funding so that the beast is completely dead. SCOTUS or a Republican House and Senate with a Republican president are needed to actually kill the bill.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 11:17 AM (UO6+e)

80 Birther Who Impersonated Obama Claims He Accessed the President’s Selective Services Records
Note: Link is to The Blaze which takes great pains to call him 'The Birther' over and over again.

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 11:17 AM (penCf)

81

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 04:13 PM (k1rwm)

I wish I could recall who said this a few years back, "What government has done, government can undo."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 31, 2011 11:18 AM (d0Tfm)

82
How f'n scary is that?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 31, 2011 04:03 PM (vbh31)

As an elected Congresscritter, just who are the votes who put this dweeb into office?  This is a black-black vote the same as Barkey was a black-black vote, and no matter the preening and whining from the liberal media about advocacy, intelligence, and the historical underpinnings, it's all about skin color.  No, it's not racism?


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 11:18 AM (ZHsNw)

83

JOBS   JOBS   JOBS

STOCKHOLM -- A lifestyle magazine in Sweden was advertising Thursday for a "beach tester" who would receive full-body massages, drink wine at local taverns and read books, in what might be the best job in the world.

The women's magazine Amelia posted the advertisement with the Swedish National Public Employment Service on Thursday, seeking someone to spend four weeks testing beaches in four different locations around the globe, Swedish news website The Local reported.

"Included in the job assignment is going on outings, lying on beach chairs, drinking wine in local taverns and other ordinary assignments found in a commercial beach and tourist environment. In certain areas, receiving a full-body massage, testing drinks, snorkeling and book reading may be required," the ad reads.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at March 31, 2011 11:18 AM (372ir)

84

$7T over 10yrs in budget cuts? I like.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 11:19 AM (UO6+e)

85 I'm listening to a person who sounds like Paul Ryan on hannity and he's saying they can't repeal obama care. If true, on to defunding. Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 04:17 PM (wOGfT) Well of course not. Not with a Democratic Senate and Obama in the White House

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 11:21 AM (0GFWk)

86

This is the future for Obamacare, and it isn't a pretty picture!

 

Oh the irony, it kills!


Posted by: runningrn at March 31, 2011 11:22 AM (ihSHD)

87

@18: "NATO says it won't arm rebels and the arms embargo applies to both sides."

Yeah, cause that approach worked *so* well in Croatia.  Not arming the guys with no weapons hurts them.  Not arming the guys with a standing army doesn't really do much.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 31, 2011 11:25 AM (xy9wk)

88  Congressman Jim McDermott (D-VA)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 03:48 PM (UO6+e)

Hey, quit trying to steal our commie congressmen. He is from WA!

 

Yup.  Good old Baghdad Jim.  He gets re-elected every year with Sadaam Hussein, Kim Jung Il numbers.  He represents the most vile left wing armpit of Seattle.  It's hard to believe he grew up in a fundamentalist Christian home and went to Wheaton College.

Posted by: runningrn at March 31, 2011 11:26 AM (ihSHD)

89 no but he made it sound as though there are things in place where it wouldn't matter if everyone was a republican and there was only one dem, then they couldn't repeal it.

I really am getting annoyed.  I wish they would explain to the American people what the hell is going on.   I don't think 7 trillion over 10 years is good at all.  Over those ten years they will just add other stuff along the way and lose the 7 trillion in the morass.   They need to cut now, this year, right now so the stuff can't rear it's ugly head in the future.

I hear Ryan is working on this but it is all on him as he is the only one who even understands it, which is very unfair.  What happened to transparency, what happened to simple language?  What happened to being succinct and brief.  Everything has to be written with an eye on possible future litigation and loopholes that the average American, a victim of the poor education system, doesn't understand this stuff and just gives up.

I don't think ryan realizes there are people like me out there saying "it's not enough, sorry, know you are working hard but it's just not enough."  The country is on life support.  It needs to get off life support not be maintained in a coma.

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 11:28 AM (k1rwm)

90

@21: "They keep talking about 'multiple polls' that show the public doesn't want this. Oh and the other 'multiple polls' that say that if on the ballot, people would repeal it."

Here in Soviet Monica, there are already "First they came for Wisconsin..." bumper stickers.

To quote Lady Shiva: "I  believe in letting people do as they wish, as do I myself. Sometimes, of course, what I wish to do is kill them and they do not wish to die. This gives life interest."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 31, 2011 11:31 AM (xy9wk)

91

This is a black-black vote the same as Barkey was a black-black vote

 

Hey, don't forget us!

Posted by: GWP's at March 31, 2011 11:33 AM (gJNMj)

92 83 Birther Who Impersonated Obama Claims He Accessed the President’s Selective Services Records
Note: Link is to The Blaze which takes great pains to call him 'The Birther' over and over again.

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 04:17 PM (penCf)

Ewww... this could be REALLY good.

In order to proove he did this, they will have to obtain true records of all the documents, AND, the defense will have Discovery... and the ability to question documents.

So... if this Number IS correct?  Could get interesting... especially if they can pry open the question of his legal Name...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2011 11:34 AM (NtXW4)

93

It's not only OBAMACARE and bankruptcy that we're blessed with.

DRUDGE:  Crude climbs to highest since 2008...
Pump prices have doubled under Obama...
Highest March price ever...

Posted by: PoconoJoe at March 31, 2011 11:34 AM (372ir)

94

93 no but he made it sound as though there are things in place where it wouldn't matter if everyone was a republican and there was only one dem, then they couldn't repeal it...

The spring budget window is set at 10yrs; that's just the way it is. As for what he said about ObamaCare, no idea. With regards to him being the primary one knowing what's occuring, that's likely true, though the budgeteers working under him are incredibly intelligent individuals. I think Chairman Ryan describes things the best way he knows how but he has a bad habit of speaking "budget-wonk speak". He's been reading budgets since he got out of college and he doesn't always realize that regular people may not understand what he's discussing.  

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 11:34 AM (UO6+e)

95 Here in Soviet Monica, there are already "First they came for Wisconsin..." bumper stickers.

That's a lot of fail packed into five short words. Don't worry, Santa Monica, you're free to beggar your working population to support your indispensable school administrators. See where that gets you.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2011 11:37 AM (YvNBz)

96 Let's just imagine that ad being run during the 5 pm to 7 pm time in all markets everywhere, coast to coast, for three or four months straight, and it is paid for by somebody, let's say just for conversation, the Cock Brothers.

Whoever they are.

Whaddya think would happen, besides the probable affect of making all the totally stupid people think ObamaCare is just fabulous!

Posted by: High Dollar Moron at March 31, 2011 11:37 AM (4sQwu)

97
.....let's say just for conversation, the Cock Brothers.

I'm very interested, call me.

Posted by: Barney Fag, D-Rump Rangers at March 31, 2011 11:42 AM (ZHsNw)

98 that dem that Cavuto was just talking to was such as disassembling bastard.  "Put everything on the table" for cuts.  Social Security? "no"  Medicare? "no" NPR? "no"
Planned P? "no"  But again, everything is on the table.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 31, 2011 11:44 AM (Z1jiu)

99 that dem that Cavuto was just talking to was such as disassembling bastard. "Put everything on the table" for cuts. Social Security? "no" Medicare? "no" NPR? "no" Planned P? "no" But again, everything is on the table. Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 31, 2011 04:44 PM (Z1jiu) In Dem Talk that means cut the shit out of defense

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 31, 2011 11:46 AM (0GFWk)

100 The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet. 
 
Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it? 
 
 

Posted by: Virgin at March 31, 2011 04:49 PM (DYqkZ)

And, I would assume, to some of the participants too.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at March 31, 2011 11:53 AM (372ir)

101
Good commercial.

But WTF is with the busted sidebar link about Milwaukee Wiscons being the Most Segregated City In America?

When I click it all I get is a blank page from The Blaze -- even with scripts enabled.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 31, 2011 11:58 AM (7+pP9)

102 When I click it all I get is a blank page from The Blaze -- even with scripts enabled.

Do a search on 'Milwaukee'.  It'll show up.

Posted by: CUS at March 31, 2011 11:59 AM (wOGfT)

Posted by: momma at March 31, 2011 12:05 PM (penCf)

104 #83 "Note: Link is to The Blaze which takes great pains to call him 'The Birther' over and over again."

I think that got started a couple days ago in Colorado Springs.
This will take you to The Colorado Springs Gazette article.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2011 12:05 PM (Qxe/p)

105 Okay... the basketball hoop video looks a little too perfect to be real to me.  I smell a rat.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:16 PM (8ay4x)

106 Somebody tell me how to embed one of those links in a comment.

Please!

Posted by: HackedHubble&Looking@U at March 31, 2011 12:17 PM (4sQwu)

107 112 Somebody tell me how to embed one of those links in a comment.

Please!
Use tinyurl.com to turn your long URL into a shorter one.  Then you can use the HTML buttons on the top of this post box to drop a link behind some text.    

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:20 PM (8ay4x)

108 That 'Virgin' person with the racial comment was some kind of bot or something. When I went in to delete, the comment was full of weird commands and shit not visible here.

Posted by: lauraw at March 31, 2011 12:20 PM (eTTv6)

109

San Fran Nan's confidante grills HRC over Libya policy

Congress is once again angry that they were ignored RE WPA and Libya. Rep. Sherman is Pelosi's chief lackey, so any concern on his part means that she is greatly unhappy with Sir Golfs-A-Lot.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 12:22 PM (UO6+e)

110

New thread, please.  This one's deader than Ted Kennedy's testicles.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 12:23 PM (SeKSx)

111 That 'Virgin' person with the racial comment was some kind of bot or something. When I went in to delete, the comment was full of weird commands and shit not visible here.

Ah yes. A new race of mechanized super trolls.
What do you think?
CJ?
WH?
MoveOn?
SEIU
Soros Inc?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 31, 2011 12:23 PM (0q2P7)

112 House Republicans have released a new ad called "Extreme Spending". Better late than never, I suppose....

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 12:25 PM (UO6+e)

113 Dave clarified; it was a doc imported from Word, so that explains the hot mess behind the scenes.

Posted by: lauraw at March 31, 2011 12:26 PM (eTTv6)

114 Ah yes. A new race of mechanized super trolls.
What do you think?

I wouldn't put it past any of 'em. Leftist scum is leftist scum.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 31, 2011 12:27 PM (vbh31)

115 OT: Senior Photos Fail  http://tinyurl.com/4e8lezd

And yeah, I'd hit it...when she gets a little older


Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at March 31, 2011 12:32 PM (YVZlY)

116 Posted by: lauraw at March 31, 2011 05:26 PM (eTTv6)

You're so sexy when you say "Hot Mess". Naughty Girl, you.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 31, 2011 12:34 PM (ay6+/)

117 116

New thread, please.  This one's deader than Ted Kennedy's testicles.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 05:23 PM (SeKSx)

This one's deader than my hope of not getting beatin' up in prison...

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at March 31, 2011 12:34 PM (YVZlY)

118 #112 "Somebody tell me how to embed one of those links in a comment.

Please!"

(1) Open the link you want on a separate tab, copy the URL to the clipboard.
(2) Go to http://TinyURL.com
(3) Enter the link from (1) into the text box by "Create TinyURL".
(4) Copy that result to your clipboard
(5) Come back to this edit, and just type a sentence including a phrase that you want the link to point to.
(6) Highlight the phrase, and click the "chain" on the edit bar.
(7) Accept the link, etc.
( Repeat for additional links in additional phrases, if needed.

** if the link is SHORT, you can skip the TinyURL steps.
That help?

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2011 12:37 PM (Qxe/p)

119

Eric Cantor once again responds to Dem plan to raise taxes for a '12 budget deal (next year's budget):

"After 40 days of stalling on the need to cut spending, Senate Democrats have finally called the only play they know to finance their out-of-control spending: raising taxes on the American people. Not only is this a terrible move in the current economic environment, but it speaks to the Democrat agenda to keep spending money to support big-government programs and overreach on the backs of American taxpayers. The total revenue that currently comes into the federal coffers through individual and corporate taxes is just over a trillion dollars, while America’s expected deficit for this year is $1.6 trillion and our debt is more than $14 trillion. In order to address our debt crisis, Democrats would have to more than double taxes on families and businesses throughout the country. It’s time for Democrats to do what the American people are doing and tighten the belt, not raise taxes. I call upon Leader Reid and Senator Schumer to rule out raising taxes in our current economy."

/NRO

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 12:38 PM (UO6+e)

120

American Servicewomen Encouraged to Wear Headscarves in Afghanistan

First we man 'um up, issue a set of balls, and teach them to break ambushes, perform in extreme heat and discomfort, and now we fuck it up by asking these butt thumpers to appease ragheads by wearing scarves. 

Will the perfumed princes in the Pentagon get off their bidets and join a fighting unit.  (Balls are not issued for field duty)

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 12:41 PM (ZHsNw)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 31, 2011 12:41 PM (UO6+e)

122 So who won the arguments? What are our marching orders? Will we be wearing uniforms?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 12:45 PM (EiH7n)

123 I'm sorry, got my blogs all turned around. I thought i was at Republican Swingers.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 12:47 PM (EiH7n)

124

 Not only is this a terrible move in the current economic environment, but it speaks to the Democrat agenda to keep spending money to support big-government programs and overreach on the backs of American taxpayers.

 

See, Cantor, it's looking more and more like that's not the Democrat agenda, but the Republo-Democrat agenda.

Get back to us when you've found $500B in cuts, you spineless asshole.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:48 PM (8ay4x)

Posted by: dog o' madnessess at March 31, 2011 12:48 PM (OlN4e)

126

Let's try that again.

What?? Another problem with the vaunted Fat Man?

Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2011 12:51 PM (OlN4e)

127 What?? Another problem with the vaunted Fat Man?

What?  moron who can't ^C ^V properly?
or test his links

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 31, 2011 12:51 PM (0q2P7)

128 Maddog:  This isn't "another" problem for him; it's the main one so far.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:51 PM (8ay4x)

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:54 PM (8ay4x)

130

Get back to us when you've found $500B in cuts, you spineless asshole.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 05:48 PM (8ay4x)

If the wimps continue in the current vein of "going along to get along," the final budget cutting may be forced upon the taxpayers.  With enough support in the millions, we could grind this monster to a halt. 

Odds:  Not calculable due to the pussification of America!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 31, 2011 12:54 PM (ZHsNw)

131 134 Maddog:  This isn't "another" problem for him; it's the main one so far.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 05:51 PM (8ay4x)

He is a gun controller and is generally very soft on illegal Immigration. There is a pattern. He is NOT a conservative.

Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2011 12:54 PM (OlN4e)

132 So who won the arguments?

What are our marching orders?

Will we be wearing uniforms?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 05:45 PM (EiH7n)

 

And the most important question:  Will we carry guns?

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 12:57 PM (SeKSx)

133 Maddog:  that's what you get from the industrialized northern states.  Giuliani, Scott Brown, etc.  We count on the smart people in the south and midwest to send us leaders.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 12:57 PM (8ay4x)

134 "Shah: GOP budget would kill 70,000 children"looks like the dems have started the food fight early

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 12:58 PM (k1rwm)

135 where's brett beier?

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 01:00 PM (k1rwm)

136 And the most important question: Will we carry guns? Posted by: Soona Barbs, that's all i'm allowed to use. Now if i leave the country i can really practice being an American except now i have to carry an international lawyer with me to all battles and that fuck won't do any fucking chores in the foxhole.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 01:00 PM (EiH7n)

137 141 Maddog:  that's what you get from the (formerly)industrialized northern states.  Giuliani, Scott Brown, etc.  We count on the smart people in the (rapidly industrializing)south and midwest to send us leaders.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2011 05:57 PM (8ay4x)

I made a little change, just to point something out. I hope you don't mind

Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2011 01:01 PM (OlN4e)

138 I don't blame maddog. Something really big and stupid is going on in the World. Logical thinking cannot be used as a template.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 31, 2011 01:04 PM (EiH7n)

139 "I was paying all my medical bills out of pocket." Sounds like ya fucked up somewhere you baby-booming parasitic douchebag. As we used to say in the Marines: Prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance. You ladies know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 01:07 PM (xvCQK)

140 143 where's brett beier?

Posted by: curious at March 31, 2011 06:00 PM (k1rwm)

in the woods...

Posted by: another bear in the woods at March 31, 2011 01:08 PM (YVZlY)

141

I was paying all my medical bills out of pocket."

Sounds like ya fucked up somewhere you baby-booming parasitic douchebag. As we used to say in the Marines: Prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

You ladies know what I'm talking about.

The whole vid is satire.  Watch it again.....with a sense of humor.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2011 01:10 PM (SeKSx)

142 GOP Budget Cuts Likely To Murder 70,000 Kids " The other 40,000 is broken out as 24,000 would die because of a lack of support for immunizations and other investments and 16,000 would be because of a lack of skilled attendants at birth," he said. ------------------------------------------------ WTF?! I thought 70,000 American kids till I saw the word "malaria". So we are paying for mid-wives.......for foreigners...........who aren't even in the United States??!!! NOT a compelling argument, Shah, you "goat-fucker who I never even heard about before now". Really, this is your case? That the American taxpayer should pay for some women in a fly-infested tent in Kenya to "safely" have a baby??!! Are you shitting me????

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 01:17 PM (xvCQK)

143 Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 31, 2011 06:16 PM (IhHdM) ------------------------------------------------ Asswipe? Wow! Did I state that I was a former Marine, tough guy? Watch your mouth. I will judge the "pure and angelic" baby boomers on the strength and number of their lobbyists. Is that fair?

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 01:21 PM (xvCQK)

144 Asswipe? Wow! Did I state that I was a former Marine, tough guy? Watch your mouth.

No such fucking thing, poser.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2011 01:24 PM (Qxe/p)

145 Yeah? Like John Murtha was a former Marine? I have about as much respect for him as I do for you. Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 31, 2011 06:25 PM (IhHdM) ------------------------------------------- When did you serve, Joe Badass?

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 02:13 PM (xvCQK)

146 No such fucking thing, poser. Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2011 06:24 PM (Qxe/p) ------------------------------------------- There is no such thing as an EX-MARINE, douchebag. Get your facts straight! FORMER MARINE is the proper nomenclature, Puss. You'd know that if you actually served.

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 02:15 PM (xvCQK)

147 Really, why am I being challenged by a couple of pussies who never donned the uni? Mind boggling.

Posted by: Chesty Puller's Dick at March 31, 2011 02:18 PM (xvCQK)

148 Stupid girl should have stayed at the plate and tagged him coming in. If he charged her then he gets ejected from the game.

That wuz my senior-citizen fucking Dad, you jack-hole!

It smarts though, to watch my little brother give the high five, to such a dick move.


Posted by: Deety at March 31, 2011 02:30 PM (Jb3+B)

149 Hee!

No matter I finally grew up in Annapolis, rented houses with Pointers and suborned the perjury of more than one Air Force Cadet into a liberal arts edumacation....

Eh...

Coast Guard is kind of pussy, no?

Oh well,  now he is working his way up into the IRS!!!

Posted by: Deety is all Chesty now... at March 31, 2011 02:45 PM (Jb3+B)

150 Joe Btfsplk,

I blame baby boomers because it was when they dominated the electoral landscape that the entitlement crisis was truly created.  Their votes led to leadership on both sides that spend and spend and spend, and then use social security in lieu of more taxes to cover their spending, as well as horrible debt to cover their spending, leaving the next generations frankly robbed.

We should cut their entitlements, such as social security, drastically, because it's a lie that they paid social security.  What they were really paying in social security was government revenue.

It's not just the boomers to blame.  And there are plenty of boomers who fought against this, but the cold math is the same.  Boomers have left this country financially ruined if we do not gut their entitlements.

I don't think it's super helpful to blame, but the problem is here.

Posted by: Dustin at March 31, 2011 02:57 PM (Q3nWV)

151 "American Servicewomen Encouraged to Wear Headscarves in Afghanistan"

Fish the impaler,

they aren't there to make a statement on women's lib.  They are there to win the hearts and minds of barbarians.  It's difficult, and requires soldiers to be able to put their personal needs aside.  Needlessly pissing people off is very satisfying when you're pissing off the retards who would hide women in burqas, but it's a tough enough conflict that sometimes the commanders should be allowed to avoid that if they think they need to.

So long as the point of this is to win the war, I'm cool with it.  If it's just brainless multiculturalism, then forget what I said.

Posted by: Dustin at March 31, 2011 03:02 PM (Q3nWV)

152

haha  tingting is so beautiful

Posted by: discount nhl jerseys at March 31, 2011 04:32 PM (OzXN4)

153 Holy shit, sailor suits? Thank you, Spammers!

Posted by: fb at March 31, 2011 05:11 PM (7Paz9)

154

My solution is........END ENTITLEMENTS!!!!!!

Now, before you lose your mind, let me explain;  remove all the "entitlements" that our Congress-critters and president enjoy oh-so-much!!!!  Lets start with "travel" expenses; those are no longer to be paid for with taxpayer dollars period.  You became and elected official,  you KNEW the job was in Washington, that's called a "commute" pal, and that's neither re-imburseable or billable!  Next, you know, since we have had Skype, video conferencing and cellphones and the internet;; WHY; do we have to pay for ANY travel expenses?  If our congress-critter used these resources they would never have to LEAVE the area of their constituents and family, THEY WOULD HAVE LESS BREAKS and thus, more could government business could be conducted. 

  I don't care if he/she is POTUS>>>> NO MORE PAID VACATIONS>>PERIOD.  I mean really. The taxpayer foots the bill for the press corps, his /her security, the entourage, for a week in; oh, let's just say SPAIN,  to meet with their elected official. for what a chat about policy....BFD!!! Stay your ass home and video conference!!! REALLY!!!   Especially the current adminstration...if this bunch oh yahoos thinks it's "okay" to give DVD's to a prime minister, it's fucking okay to send a text to the president of France!

I think we should have a letter writing campaign. I think we should jam up our government, since these assholes think it's okay, to "shut down" for their own political gain.  YOU congress critters can cut the AMERICAN people's entitlements and BUDGETS when you cut YOURS as well as the governments'.  LINE BY LINE cut out all the crap.....Eleiminate the IRS and EVERYBODY AND  EVERY COMPANY pays a FLAT TAX bang zoom end of story.  No more "GE's" that don't pay and THEN GET a SUBSIDY?! Are you KIDDING!!!  Stop Subsidies to big oil and finance comapanies...no one gets ANY special treatment or free passes ANYMORE!  I think the American people whom our government forgets  it represents, should be the ones that say what gets cut......no more extra pay for extra committees, I don't get that AND I HAVE to be on committees for my job...they tell me it's an "expectation".  OH they should have to PAY 50% of their healthcare plan.....they recused themselves from "obamacare" they are passing out waivers everywhere....pay for your own fucking healthcare!  I have to, I give things up to have the "Cadillac" plan I have....( no I am NOT union)

We need to eliminate the word "entitlement"......there is no such thing.  If you want it, then work hard for it, pay for it. but there are no freebies for anyone anymore.  period.

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