May 27, 2005

Funny, He Doesn't Look Like a Half-Crazy Accused Murderer
— Ace

A pic of Phil Spector on trial.

Let's be honest: the judge should permit that hair to be entered into evidence and then proceed directly to the sentencing phase.

Thanks to NickS.

Posted by: Ace at 09:29 AM | Comments (25)
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1 He looks like a Chia Pet that somebody forgot to water.

Posted by: Annalucia at May 27, 2005 09:31 AM (/6ruX)

2 Phil looks like the President of France as I imagine him.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at May 27, 2005 09:35 AM (9B2q6)

3 I believe it's a wig.

Posted by: at May 27, 2005 09:41 AM (S0i1E)

4 That reminds me, I need to scour my skillets.

Posted by: Hubris at May 27, 2005 09:43 AM (mV7gB)

5 Phil skipped the 'half crazy" thing and went straight to "full-on crazy." The circus is back in town.

Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE at May 27, 2005 09:59 AM (E6QqS)

6 Looks like the inventor of the "Wall of Sound" is working on the "Wall of Hair".

Posted by: Dogstar at May 27, 2005 10:12 AM (KgeNY)

7 Dude was framed by Salieri. I saw it in a movie once.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 at May 27, 2005 10:18 AM (F6QHz)

8 He should be put to death for the hair alone.

Posted by: TallDave at May 27, 2005 10:39 AM (9XE6n)

9 This comment stolen from someone at the HuffPost, but worth repeating:

Nothing says "not guilty" like a Sideshow Bob 'fro.

Posted by: W.C. Varones at May 27, 2005 10:57 AM (QLFr2)

10 If it's a wig, that's even worse. Who the heck would choose to purchase hair like that?


Posted by: Slublog at May 27, 2005 11:15 AM (VaL8O)

11 Hey, Phil. Art Garfunkel called. He wants his hair back.

Posted by: CraigC at May 27, 2005 11:22 AM (BO6SR)

12 Yes, it always helps to make a good first impression with the jury.

I still chuckle about the day Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin showed up for his drug trial dressed up like Superfly.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 27, 2005 11:38 AM (pzen5)

13 Hell, it's California, they probably let the juries consider entertainment value.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 27, 2005 03:47 PM (0yYS2)

14 Hair Bear also called and asked for his hair back.
I think Hair Bear could probably kick Art Garfunkel's ass and get the hair.

Posted by: SarahW at May 27, 2005 03:47 PM (KiD/0)

15 It looks like he has his hair done by the same electrician that works on Babs Streisand.

Posted by: Amawak John at May 27, 2005 05:18 PM (0m6xN)

16 I swear his hair is larger than it was this afternoon. It's growing. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: at May 27, 2005 07:11 PM (vUNrb)

17 I was SO going to make a crack about the Hair Bear Bunch but Sarah beat me to it. Grumble.

Posted by: Sortelli at May 27, 2005 07:53 PM (Bjdtq)

18 He looks like those brain-beasts in Mars Attacks!

(Rocketeer67, that was funny!)

Posted by: See-Dubya at May 27, 2005 09:40 PM (IhZ64)

19 NickS gets all the good stuff. Way to go, dude.

The brain do. Love it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2005 05:51 AM (m6OTa)

20 You guys have it all wrong.

Entertainment Mogul - check.

Crazy Hair - check.

Psychotic Murderer - check.

It must be Sideshow Bob!

Posted by: Rich at May 28, 2005 07:01 AM (X5MEY)

21 He looks like one of the brainiac dudes from the original Star Trek show -and no, I don't know the name of the episode

Posted by: son of a pig and a monkey at May 28, 2005 09:23 AM (hYZYK)

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2005 12:19 PM (lpbk9)

23 Arlen has really come back well.

Posted by: Noel at May 30, 2005 06:34 PM (pO1tP)

24 That hair is a crime against humanity.

Posted by: TallDave at May 30, 2005 06:55 PM (H8Wgl)

25 And the Don King award goes to...

Posted by: BobG at May 31, 2005 04:48 AM (aIQyQ)

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