April 28, 2017

Friday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/17) Slacker Edition
— Open Blogger

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1 Hello!

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (kufk0)

2 Fresh one!

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (1Z3v+)

3 Oh yeah

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (89T5c)

4 Ichiban!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (kP16F)

5 It was good until yoko.....ugh!

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (kufk0)

6 Tablets suck for 'first'!

Posted by: elaine benes at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (nlbfN)

7 "Ichiban" de wa nai...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (kP16F)

8 Yay ONT. now up to read content

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (eASYU)

9 5 It was good until yoko.....ugh! Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0) kwityerbitchin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (voOPb)

10 Britain's The Times Newspaper Declares War on... Anime The British daily newspaper "The Times" recently published an investigation about how Facebook refuses to remove what it deems to be "child pornography". This is a serious accusation and something worth reporting about if true. However, The Times does itself no favors when it concentrates on examples of Japanese anime-style drawings and games. http://politicalhat.com/?p=13310

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (vBeA5)

11 Speaking of Crimes Against Humanity...  Oh no its Yoko!

And yeah I am so out of here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (Qd/25)

12 "Doppler."

/but perhaps "Dopler" is a HQ stylebook thing...

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 04:54 PM (8zWAk)

13 I am disturbed that I recognized Yoko. Proof positive that I spend too much time at the HQ.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 04:54 PM (eASYU)

14 This ONT content is why I am a loyal AOSHQ lurker.

Posted by: Buck O. Phive at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (xvsvL)

15 Dang. I might've got in sooner but I was reading the front page, all the day's posts that I'd missed. And then I find an ONT was lurking underneath it all. Well, by golly, that's a dang boring comment I'm writing! Let me read the ONT and try again later maybe. GOoooood evening, nightowls.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hoot hoot ONT! at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (hGZJP)

16 Ho Lee Phuk

Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (Nk0GK)

17 No kittehs?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (3C9q2)

18 AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! You FIEND!

Posted by: mindful webworker - saw the post at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (hGZJP)

19 Oh ffs.  Yoko?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (tHwdc)

20 Hiya, ONT!


After yesterday's 12 hours on the factory floor, it was lovely to have today off.



I watched movies and tv on the couch and did absolutely nothing.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (/o9Qk)

21 MisHum is being mean to me! He hurt my feeling......

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (kufk0)

22 That is a darn photogenic racoon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (VoTpW)

23 And the moral of the story is, All good things must come to an end.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (TO4Og)

24 There aren't even any hairs showing, but I still feel like throwing up. How does she do it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (vRcUp)

25 Oh god, is that a real photo of Yoko?


*retches*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (/o9Qk)

26 Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 09:56 Netflix Nap?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (voOPb)

27 The Red Detachment of Women - Maoist revolutionary ballet, and one of the yangbanxi, bitchezzz: https://youtu.be/ZHTPcs3lQPU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (TwwWO)

28 No kittehs?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 28, 2017 09:55 PM (3C9q2)


It's not Caterday yet:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (FTXAT)

29 spaniel (setter?) Raccoon ice cream diamonds apples Yoko Sriday? wtf?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (vRcUp)

30 That pic screams, "Come and get it, Johnny!"

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (XoldI)

31 Fag dog
Racoon
Ice cream
Diamonds
Apples
Yoko?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (kP16F)

32 Back in the day, Yoko's sweater puppies were her best asset, but they've probably wandered a long way South, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (0deF2)

33 Yoko is manspreading.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (+lVUW)

34 Will this be on the SATs?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (tHwdc)

35 Okay I'm always expecting a pattern and I see. Dog (Irish Setter?) Raccoon, IceCream, Apple, Yoko. So almost spells out Friday -is there is something I am missing with the picture of the fancy dog at the start? Or am I just being too Spock like?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (eASYU)

36 "this poon broke the Beatles"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (6FqZa)

37 I've been laughing all day about the Fyre Festival.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (vBeA5)

38 Is Yoko trying to do a Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct impersonation?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (6Hrsu)

39 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (vRcUp) Field Spanile

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (voOPb)

40 My idea for the sequel- A son of the off world colonists murdered by Roy and his compatriots has grown up to be a top BladeRunner himself. Due to numerous injuries in the line of duty, he's a cyborg. He clings to his humanity/human birth and feels superior to "skin jobs". The sub-human aspect to extermination is very much in play for him and he enjoys killing them. Lots of hate towards them, but he sees absolutely no commonality with them.
He's been sent to seek out Decker (who's in hiding) because of a rumor that a skin job has been secretly living on earth for some time, and that Decker can help uncover who it is. He idolizes Deckerd.
You see, the guy in Charge of the BR unit died and Gaff ascended to the top. He too eventually died while hiding the secret of Deckerd's wife, but upon going thru his files the new man in charge caught whiff that something was not right. To be safe, he hatches a plan.What the BR agent does not know is that his real purpose is to find Deckerd, be tracked in the process, and then send a team to eliminate Dechkerd and his wife-and anyone else as needed. This will be done even if it means killing their top hunter. After all, if it is true that the BR unit looked the other way while a legendary BR hunter (Deckerd) cohabitated with a skin job, their rep would be ruined and they might even be disbanded/prosecuted.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (hVdx9)

41 27 The Red Detachment of Women - Maoist revolutionary ballet, and one of the yangbanxi, bitchezzz: https://youtu.be/ZHTPcs3lQPU Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (TwwWO) For some reason, I read that first as red moist revolutionary ballet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (VoTpW)

42 Back in the day, Yoko's sweater puppies were her best asset, but they've probably wandered a long way South, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2)


Don't trigger me.  Even at 29, they're not where they were at 17.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (tHwdc)

43 Yoko pic- paper bag + alcohol = her getting laid.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (hVdx9)

44 This blog has the best comment sections on the intarwebz.

Posted by: altered states at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (zw9Qt)

45 can we get a hint on the first pic MH?

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (HmYuA)

46 Hey, you Willowed my good soundtrack joke. - Fiddler, but that had Broadway behind it... - That movie ruined Bruce Jenner. He heard, "If I Were a Bitch, Man."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (Nwg0u)

47 And one more bit of Maoist revolutionary art - 'The East is Red' - also one of the Eight Model Works. Weird stuff, I grant you, but compelling - https://youtu.be/LQaK3tL6qIE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (TwwWO)

48 Pfft.. Wait til you're in your 60's Miley. Although... gotta say.. the girls still look good. All that weight lifting back in the day probably helped.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (CNHr1)

49 Okay I'm always expecting a pattern and I see. Dog (Irish Setter?) Raccoon, IceCream, Apple, Yoko. So almost spells out Friday -is there is something I am missing with the picture of the fancy dog at the start? Or am I just being too Spock like? It's a "Field spaniel" per the pic's filename, and you skipped over the Diamonds. So, indeed, Friday. Or, as it I prefer to think of it, Frida'.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (ml2c/)

50 Don't trigger me. Even at 29, they're not where they were at 17. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc) =======

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (1Z3v+)

51 Back in the day, Yoko's sweater puppies were her best asset, but they've probably wandered a long way South, now. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2) Like Hillary and Obama's accent at a southern campaign stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (VoTpW)

52 can we get a hint on the first pic MH? ----- Field Spaniel or something he said

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (kufk0)

53 This blog has the best comment sections on the intarwebz. Posted by: altered states Thanks for the compliment... I think I look forward to the comment-section review by "four buttons of Tucson peyote"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (6FqZa)

54 Woof. Not the first picture, the last one. Folks that is a glamor picture, like your fat cousin got that made her look hot. The professional of photographic art yielded THAT.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (vAcWO)

55 The Gael ... Last of the Mohicans theme...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eSL6Nv2ZdQ
(3:19)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (nlbfN)

56 Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (HmYuA) See 39

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (voOPb)

57 James Hong, No Small Parts https://youtu.be/OVdRQ_jJwRs A favorite character actor. "Hey it's THAT guy" describes actors who have worked for decades without recognition.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (VdICR)

58 thnks lindarose thnx for the ont MH

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (HmYuA)

59 Yoko? OhNo!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (PFy0L)

60 Yoko! It's been a depressing week. The Yoko hotness gives me hope for the weekend.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (lmIoG)

61 Field Spaniel. Never heard of em before today. No wonder I missed it. Thanks for for explaining Mis-Hum and subsequent posters.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (eASYU)

62 Not fair. Only Kodos would have had a shot at getting that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (vRcUp)

63 Netflix Nap?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)



Ummmmmm...more like torrent nap?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (/o9Qk)

64 The horror!

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (GsAUU)

65 My daughter and her boyfriend are going to a costume party as John and Yoko.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (Nwg0u)

66 Mmm. Fried spaniel.

Posted by: the prez formerly known as o'bumbles at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (nlbfN)

67 Although Fag Dog will work too.......

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (kufk0)

68 Maetenloch's revenge!

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (v3DL/)

69 Dammit, MH!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (ZO497)

70 FRIDAY! Woohoo! Happy ONT my pretty-pretties.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (NT3RT)

71 Fellow 'rons , I cannot do the tiny url on the phone, but check out the top item on Instapundit for a vwry photogenic lady. You're welcome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (VoTpW)

72 That is a Field Spaniel

Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (w5Qj0)

73 she's easy to scroll past, unlike long cat guys

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (HmYuA)

74 Q: What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (GsAUU)

75 Don't trigger me. Even at 29, they're not where they were at 17. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc) But you have wit and sparkling personality. Yoko sings. Badly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (0deF2)

76 Yoko. Why not? At least bluebell gets half of what she asked for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (DMUuz)

77 Yeah...boobs.


I remember being in high school looking in the mirror at my perky titties thanking the good Lord above they didn't look like my mom's.


Now, I'm paying for that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)

78 James Hong is terrific in everything, and he always seems to have a sense of humor behind every part. He was hysterical as Lo Pan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)

79 hey horde. Millllleeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! Running on adrenaline right now, chica.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (smD62)

80 31
Fag dog
Racoon
Ice cream
Diamonds
Apples
Yoko?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)

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The file name for the pic of the fag dog is field-spaniel.jpg.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (R+30W)

81 78. Sorta the Chinese Vincent Price. Yeah, I can see that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (TwwWO)

82 69 Dammit, MH! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497) I aim to please Or not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (voOPb)

83 One of the cruelties of life is that women look their best physically when they are too young to do anything about it. When you get my age, you know girls turn into women and what was so hot as a teenager fades, but what's inside just keeps getting better. And that's the part you get to keep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)

84 Happy ONT my pretty-pretties. Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM Thank you. You, too!

Posted by: Yoko's Elbows at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (DMUuz)

85 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857990963389767680 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991059330260993 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991157015621633 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991243929976833 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991316344635393

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (AOrEZ)

86 That is a Field Spaniel Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (w5Qj0) Must be. Doesn't look like a hothouse spaniel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (0deF2)

87 Dog Coon Ice cream Stones Fruits Yuck DC IS FUCKED?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (RrhD2)

88 Look at those jugs.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (lmIoG)

89 Thank God It's Driday, everyone! Or maybe it's Sriday...

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (kCDOM)

90 We're having a good old fashioned spring thunderstorm here in central Ohio.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (jm1YL)

91 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991392555143168 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991478248964096 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991563401732096 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991640073555968

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (AOrEZ)

92 Raccoons have opposable thumbs to piss you off. Like Hillary, they can open a jar.

Posted by: Mark Trail at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (7LgUQ)

93 Fiddler, but that had Broadway behind it... - That movie ruined Bruce Jenner. He heard, "If I Were a Bitch, Man." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology But he's not even Jewish. He's a shiksa.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (vRcUp)

94 Look at those jugs. Those are baskets. Nice apples, though.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (ml2c/)

95 The first letters of the titles for each episode of Better Call Saul last year, unscrambled, spelled Fring's Back, and the fans figured it out so quickly that Gilligan and Gould laughed and called it the worst-hidden Easter egg in TV.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (GsAUU)

96 Fetch or Fido

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (byrTS)

97 @83... Eh, I think I'm way hotter now than I was in high school. And my boobs are still generally in the same area, but I'm sure that will be coming to an end soon.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 05:14 PM (smD62)

98 Gotta say, we've seen far worse pictures of Yoko.

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 05:14 PM (9Q5BJ)

99 This aggression will not stand.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 05:14 PM (F0ZHr)

100 Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (NT3RT)

101 My doggeh is wearing the Cone of Shame. She had a surgery to remove a hematoma in her ear, so now she has to wear the cone for ten days or so while the incision heals. She is not happy. But she is eating well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (0deF2)

102 Yoko has a long mustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (IqV8l)

103 My mother's a vegan jew who thinks she saw Jesus or maybe Elijah (she's not sure who it was) when she nearly bled to death from a sinusoidal anuyerism..... I'm engaged to an angel, however, so i've got that going for me. On balance - I'm ahead of the game.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (TwwWO)

104 Like Hillary, they can open a jar. Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs.

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (9Q5BJ)

105 Fellow 'rons , I cannot do the tiny url on the phone, but check out the top item on Instapundit for a vwry photogenic lady.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (VoTpW)


And if ladybutt doesn't do it for you, the headline beneath it will:  "Vote for us, you racist inbred morons! isn't a good slogan?"  Democrats Are Being Crushed In The Heartland

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (tHwdc)

106 The file name for the pic of the fag dog is field-spaniel.jpg.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (R+30W)



And so it is... Still, that's the gayest-looking dog I've seen all week!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (kP16F)

107 Another day down. Evenin', fapsters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

108 Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)


I'm smarter now.  I'm more stable now, mentally.  Which in effect, makes me hotter.


But the old girls have taken a trip south and have tripled in size.  Not that anyone seems to mind but me...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (/o9Qk)

109 BASTARD!

Posted by: Kate Uptoad at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (66CWr)

110 100. She's aged well, all things considered, amd a good photographer can make almost anyone look his or her best. That said - I've seen far worse than the likes of her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (TwwWO)

111 Just goes to show, for some guys, a pair of hooters makes them ignore pretty much everything else about a woman and drops their IQ a good 20 points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (39g3+)

112 Hiya, Insomniac.


Glad to see you!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (/o9Qk)

113 But you have wit and sparkling personality. Yoko sings. Badly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (0deF2)


I sing badly too, but at least I keep it to myself.


And thank you.  I've been doing a better job of keeping my melancholia off the blog.


<polishes the sparklies>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (tHwdc)

114 >>>Like Hillary, they can open a jar. Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs. Raccoons should be trapped and shot in the head in the basement. Ummmmm......never mind

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (RrhD2)

115 100 Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (NT3RT)

++++

There are worse people to look at. What is truly objectionable are the sounds she makes. She is at the pinnacle of awful to listen to.

PS: Don't click on the youtube link below her pic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (R+30W)

116 A Roman historian wrote that the Cleopatra Julius Caesar met was nothing much special, but by the time Marc Antony fell for her she had realized a staggering fullness of her womanhood --and of course she had to be possibly the most educated woman in the world at the time.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (GsAUU)

117 Nice until Yoko OH-NO!

Posted by: Long Running Fool at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (sWMWI)

118 >>>Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (NT3RT)<<<



That should really be a Barreling ....... Go to the Barrel. Go directly to the Barrel. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (6Hrsu)

119 Like Hillary, they can open a jar. Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs. Less chutzpah than Hillary, though... they wear masks when they go about their thievery.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (ml2c/)

120 EEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEee OOOooooooooGakGakGak! GLARB! BOOOOOOZEEELLLALALALALALALALA! Coo coo coo ZEEEEEEEE FOBO FOBO FoBO Muzzzzzzz POOOOO POO ZAPA! Yep, that's right, bitchez. I speak fluent Yoko.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (9q7Dl)

121 Raccoons should be trapped and shot in the head in the basement. Ummmmm......never mind Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (RrhD2) What if you don't have a head in your basement?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (0deF2)

122 Oh and meanwhile, do y'all have any idea how difficult big boobs make playing guitar?


Jeebus.



I always say I enter the room boob first then two minutes later, you get to see my face.  Freaking hell.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (/o9Qk)

123 Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute. Turn in your moron card. May god have mercy on your soul, cause you ain't getting any here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (F0ZHr)

124 71 Fellow 'rons , I cannot do the tiny url on the phone, but check out the top item on Instapundit for a vwry photogenic lady. You're welcome. Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (VoTpW) Noice. The pic talks about her being competition to Kim K but I disagree. She does not display the ricottafest that Mrs. Kanye does.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (0mRoj)

125 79 Miss Pink, what's up?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (tHwdc)

126 Blues should be losing this game by seven goals. Somehow they just took the lead with four minutes to play.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (3Vlkn)

127 Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute. Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM Come to the Darkside.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (lmIoG)

128 I've often wondered if the Gods of good taste and respectability didn't totally conspire against John Lennon.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (TNQMS)

129 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W) Perhaps change your nic to Killer of Joy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (voOPb)

130 112 Hiya, Insomniac. Glad to see you! Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (/o9Qk) Lovely to see you as well!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)

131 103 My mother's a vegan jew who thinks she saw Jesus or maybe Elijah (she's not sure who it was) when she nearly bled to death from a sinusoidal anuyerism..... I'm engaged to an angel, however, so i've got that going for me. On balance - I'm ahead of the game. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (TwwWO) --Woo hoo! A lot of Morons were wondering about your hiatus from the HQ. I just figured you were 100% focused on closing the deal with your future out-laws.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (GsAUU)

132 But he's not even Jewish. He's a shiksa. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM We don't need no shiksa badges!

Posted by: Goldhat at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (DMUuz)

133 >>>What if you don't have a head in your basement? Then you have to strangle them in the kitchen.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (RrhD2)

134 Come to the Darkside. Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (lmIoG) --- I was born on the Dark Side, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (NT3RT)

135 Yeah...boobs.


I remember being in high school looking in the mirror at my perky titties thanking the good Lord above they didn't look like my mom's.


Now, I'm paying for that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:09 PM (/o9Qk)


My surrogate daughter informed me that I have a nice rack.  And she's not even lesbian.


So there's that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (tHwdc)

136 That's not a current pic of Yokohama, right? Coz her boobs look pretty good there and no cellulite on her thighs. Yes, girls notice these things about other girls...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (gcme+)

137 Rod Smith. One of the best undrafted players ever.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (GsAUU)

138 Is it just the lighting or do Yoko's brows need plucking?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (vRcUp)

139 I always say I enter the room boob first then two minutes later, you get to see my face. Freaking hell. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (/o9Qk) I believe the house rules clearly state that such a statement must be supported by pictures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (0deF2)

140 Field Spaniel? It looks Fifty Percent Setter, Irish Setter, Fifty Percent Boxer, Fifty percent Doberman Pincher, But, mostly, all Labrador Retriever.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (a3sfz)

141 lena, yoko, amy, what the fuck did we ever do? save the whales,kill the seals.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (KP5rU)

142 Yoko, damn autocorrect. Wtf is Yokohama?

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (gcme+)

143 There are worse images of Yoko out there. Basically, she needs western technology to even asymptotically approach perky, even when young. Bing at your own risk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (u82oZ)

144 I was born on the Dark Side, baby! Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM Nice threads! Lookin' good, man.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (lmIoG)

145 What a beast!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (LTHVh)

146 My surrogate daughter informed me that I have a nice rack. *Dives behind the couch to avoid the deluge of pic requests*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (39g3+)

147 131. Call it 90% focused on sealing the deal.... got everyone onboard, and even the aunts seem resigned to it. I dine with them daily, shuttle the family around, and am more or less part of that swirling torrent that is VN family-life.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (TwwWO)

148 142: a fucking tire.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (KP5rU)

149 >>>Yoko, damn autocorrect. Wtf is Yokohama?

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)<<<



Sorry. I was tired.

Posted by: IC's autocorrect at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (6Hrsu)

150 Yeah, I am a big booby gal...always figured that's why my husband asked me out for a date in the first place..he wanted a closer look.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (gcme+)

151 I've seen DangerGirl's boobs and they're even bigger than mine!

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (kufk0)

152 You could have just stopped with the picture of the applies. We would have gotten it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (sBOL1)

153 140 Field Spaniel? As opposed to a house spaniel.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

154 Another day down. Evenin', fapsters. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj) ====== I hear ya. Another day of existing.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (1Z3v+)

155 Andre Tippett. Another throwback player.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (GsAUU)

156 This getting older thing is for the birds.


I sound like popcorn popping when I get up every morning.  Every joint announces its participation in the day.



In other news, I've had high praise from my VP, Plant Manager and an outside consultant this past week.  This is great in one way and shitty in one way.  Great because I'm recognized for my hard work.  Shitty because it just gives me more work to do.


My employer is out of control.  If they don't get it together soon, the wheels are going to come the fuck off.  Fast.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (/o9Qk)

157 129 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W)

Perhaps change your nic to Killer of Joy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)

++++

Tormenters do get disappointed when their quarry makes a clean getaway.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (R+30W)

158 151 I've seen DangerGirl's boobs and they're even bigger than mine! Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0) This is getting hawt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (voOPb)

159 I hear ya. Another day of existing. Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (1Z3v+) Yup.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (0mRoj)

160 Yep, that's right, bitchez. I speak fluent Yoko. Posted by: naturalfake That's it! Yoko's screaming for the ice cream.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (vRcUp)

161 The 'ettes are now engaged in a boob size competition. Not tired of winning yet. MAGA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (F0ZHr)

162 151 I've seen DangerGirl's boobs and they're even bigger than mine! Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0) You know the rules, dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (0mRoj)

163 111 Just goes to show, for some guys, a pair of hooters makes them ignore pretty much everything else about a woman and drops their IQ a good 20 points. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM Why does a pair of hooters drop the woman's IQ 20 points?

Posted by: The Oxford Comma at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (DMUuz)

164 Ladies, may I speak for the other gentleman 'rons on the blog concerning the current direction of conversation: please continue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (VoTpW)

165 It's a boob-off, baby! I will see you in the fucking Octagon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (NT3RT)

166 Yoko? Yeah, I'd hit it... *starts wrapping barbed wire onto the business end of a 33 Louisville Slugger* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (v5iqM)

167 Why does a pair of hooters drop the woman's IQ 20 points? Posted by: The Oxford Comma at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (DMUuz) With a good pair of hooters they don't need the 20 IQ points.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

168 I've seen DangerGirl's boobs and they're even bigger than mine!

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)



They're a menace to society!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (/o9Qk)

169 Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (sBOL1) I like it when you apply yourself

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (voOPb)

170 126 Blues should be losing this game by seven goals. Somehow they just took the lead with four minutes to play. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (3Vlkn) --No mean feat, beating the Preds. They've been scary good so far this post-season.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (GsAUU)

171 Wtf is Yokohama?

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)



I think it's a brand of tire.

Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (n3hky)

172 Please describe these big boobs in detail.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (lmIoG)

173 Yeah, I'm gonna be an outlier here and suggest that Yoko is kinda cute. Posted by: All Hail Eris ScoggDog is your optometrist?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (vRcUp)

174 Please describe these big boobs in detail. slowly

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (LTHVh)

175 I'm a big boob, but nobody has ever complimented me on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)

176 I should have known...I have heard you night stalkers are degenerates.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (/o9Qk)

177 Such a shock I forgot to adjust my sock...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (66CWr)

178 >>>Tormenters do get disappointed when their quarry makes a clean getaway. Another reason to rise tomorrw morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (voOPb)

179 151 I've seen DangerGirl's boobs and they're even bigger than mine! Posted by: lindarose Go on, please. I can feel the IQ points migrating away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (u82oZ)

180 @125 Hey chickadee. Had the first Skype session with the guy this afternoon. It was a-ma-zing. I was pretty nervous and anxious going into it, but it was nice. Really nice. I only had a 45 minute window, so we had too cut it shorter than I would have liked. But he messaged me afterward to see if I was okay and how I felt, which was super sweet. I told him I had a nice time and he did too. He said he felt really happy. Oh mylanta. Okay, settle, settle. I don't have people to talk to about this, so I just needed to get it off my chest.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (smD62)

181 161 The 'ettes are now engaged in a boob size competition. Not tired of winning yet. MAGA Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (F0ZHr) --and I strongly recommend the link from the prior thread of the pics of the First Hotties of the USA and Argentina. That's a rivalry I can get behind (and apparently, so can DJT, IYKWIMAITYD)).

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:29 PM (GsAUU)

182 Why does a pair of hooters drop the woman's IQ 20 points? Posted by: The Oxford Comma Well it drops the guys' IQ by 40, so it's still in her favor.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (66CWr)

183 I'm a horrible person. I can't stop looking at that guy terrify his kitties with that awful cat mask. It's hilarious watching them scramble for cover.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (NT3RT)

184 I like it when you apply yourself Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb) -------- Good. Next time you can just give us the benefit of the doubt and leave her out of it. Although I must give you some credit for having the guts to google that. *shiver*

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (sBOL1)

185 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (gcme+)

186 I'm a big boob, but nobody has ever complimented me on it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+) Boobs only get complimented in pairs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (zc3Db)

187 Oh Linda, what have you done???!!!!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (/o9Qk)

188 I should have known...I have heard you night stalkers are degenerates. Yes, because the daylight hours are so genteel in these parts. And if by "parts," you think I meant "pants," the judges will accept this answer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (F0ZHr)

189 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+) I fail to see a problem here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:31 PM (0deF2)

190 "Had the first Skype session with the guy this afternoon. It was a-ma-zing. I was pretty nervous and anxious going into it, but it was nice. Really nice." Then it was really really nice, then it was really really REALLY OH MY GOD REALLY NICE!!!! Then it wasn't that nice anymore...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:31 PM (0mRoj)

191 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM Sounds terrible and I'm here to for you. Please continue.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:31 PM (lmIoG)

192 DangerGirl, Well, we can always deflect to what a big boob Christopher R Taylor was when we meet him......

Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 05:32 PM (kufk0)

193 142 IC Yokohama was a nice city to live in back in the day. An industrial port for Tokyo, which was to the north.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at April 28, 2017 05:32 PM (u82oZ)

194 ONT needs a LongBoob pic not unlike LongCat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 05:33 PM (IqV8l)

195 176 I should have known...I have heard you night stalkers are degenerates. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (/o9Qk) As opposed to the nice, squeaky-clean Southern Baptist Sunday School teachers that occupy the daytime threads.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

196 Chiefs snag a running back.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:33 PM (GsAUU)

197 136 That's not a current pic of Yokohama, right? Coz her boobs look pretty good there and no cellulite on her thighs.

Yes, girls notice these things about other girls...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)

++++

That photo was shot in June 2012 for her interview with Vogue, published July 2012.

http://www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/yoko-ono-style-file

She was 79 at the time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (R+30W)

198 You guys are too funny...and boob-centric

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (gcme+)

199 I know men love huge boobs.



But, as all of my fellow "blessed" ladies know, they are more a pain (literally) than anything else.


Painful on the back/shoulders?  Check.
Getting in the way?  Check.
Running?  Forget it.
Finding a bra that fits, is pretty and comfortable?  HAHAHAHAHA!
Getting a man to look you in the eyes?  If nipples=eyes....check.
Sleeping on your stomach?  LOL

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (/o9Qk)

200 TIME OUT!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (GsAUU)

201 185 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+) --- And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (NT3RT)

202 185 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+) Please, go on. You apparently have a lot to get off your chest. We want to help you with handling these things.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj)

203 You have one round left. You are faced with Yoko and a raccoon. Which do you shoot? ...trick question, the last one is for yourself.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (8nWyX)

204 Chiefs snag a running back. Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU) How? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (v5iqM)

205 I should have known...I have heard you night stalkers are degenerates. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM Half the lies you've heard aren't true.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

206 Heh....Angel-mom quote of the week: 'I need you to go to the market for me. We don't have enough pig blood for dinner.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (TwwWO)

207 ESPN2 dude compared Kareem Hunt to Emmitt Smith. Eeeeeeeeeeeeasy there, buddy.

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)

208 201, yup. Not to mention dropping food down my bra and trying to fish them out, discreetly.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (gcme+)

209 Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (sBOL1) You know my philosophy,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (voOPb)

210 Then it wasn't that nice anymore...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)



He pulled out his dick, right?

Posted by: Guy who pulls his dick out on Skype at April 28, 2017 05:35 PM (n3hky)

211 @190. Mean. Why must you try to harsh my buzz dude?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 05:36 PM (smD62)

212 She was 79 at the time. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (R+30W) -------- And photoshop had been around for quite a while.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:36 PM (sBOL1)

213 Yokohama? Inspired the Hoagy Carmichael tune: I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l)

214 But, as all of my fellow "blessed" ladies know, they are more a pain (literally) than anything else. Painful on the back/shoulders? Check. Getting in the way? Check. Running? Forget it. Finding a bra that fits, is pretty and comfortable? HAHAHAHAHA! Getting a man to look you in the eyes? If nipples=eyes....check. Sleeping on your stomach? LOL Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk) ======== My daughter is a 36gg. She has told me all about it. Planning on getting reduction surgery soon.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 05:36 PM (1Z3v+)

215 That was Yoko at 79?? Wow. Even with photoshop that's quite impressive.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (gcme+)

216 Beautiful photos leading to...Yoko? We've been punked!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

217 201, yup. Not to mention dropping food down my bra and trying to fish them out, discreetly.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (gcme+)



Or basically having your chest as a food catch-all?



Yeah.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (/o9Qk)

218 Not to mention dropping food down my bra and trying to fish them out, discreetly. Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM Like ice cream? Cold ice cream? You'd better get that bra off to get it all.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (lmIoG)

219 And photoshop had been around for quite a while.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)

++++

Heh. Yes, it has.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (R+30W)

220 LMAO, Philly fans boo Jesse Armstead (since he was a Giant), and he rubs in the Super Bowl championships at them (although he did not play on any of those teams).

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (GsAUU)

221 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+) You just described why they're loads of fun. Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - last night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

222 Please, go on. You apparently have a lot to get off your chest. We want to help you with handling these things.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj) Please, go on. You apparently have a lot to get off your chest. We want to help you with handling these things.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)


I agree. If we can get abreast of this situation, I think we can lick any problems.

Posted by: Bob at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (n3hky)

223 You know my philosophy, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb) ---------- I'm going to guess you mean the one about disgusting both Mike Hammer and me. Not a philosophy of which I approve, by the way.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (sBOL1)

224 211 @190. Mean. Why must you try to harsh my buzz dude? Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62) Mean? Moi?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

225 A boob need be only large enough to fill the hand of an honest man...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (kP16F)

226 Oh Linda, what have you done???!!!! Posted by: @DangerGir ------- *rings faint bell* *drums fingers* Ah! Oh Linda you made me grieve I feel like I could die Look out baby the moon is falling Down from your sky http://preview.tinyurl.com/m98uzau

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (ZO497)

227 @DangerGirl, dang right you are.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (gcme+)

228 My daughter is a 36gg. She has told me all about it. Planning on getting reduction surgery soon. Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (1Z3v+) Umm...wow.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

229 And one more bit of Maoist revolutionary art - 'The East is Red' - also one of the Eight Model Works. Weird stuff, I grant you, but compelling -

RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT

[Duke ducking down in his seat]
"Wha!?"

Honey Chen looking over
"That is the overture"

Duke getting back up
"Automatic weapons fire is the overture?"

Honey Chen
"In many ways, art imitates life"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 05:39 PM (T+ln4)

230 /sock 204 Chiefs snag a running back. Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU) How? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (v5iqM) --They drafted Toledo's all-time leading rusher. Charles is gone, and West and Ware have been inconsistent, so I knew they'd pick a RB at some point.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:39 PM (GsAUU)

231 Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (sBOL1) Wrong. On how I seek high & low for ONT content

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:40 PM (voOPb)

232 Don't worry, Jim, I got it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:40 PM (sBOL1)

233 @DangerGirl, dang right you are.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (gcme+)



We speak from experience.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:40 PM (/o9Qk)

234 NFL draft talk makes me thankful we have Yoko tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 05:40 PM (3Vlkn)

235 It's a Mad world.... And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 05:41 PM (IqV8l)

236 I only had a 45 minute window, so we had too cut it shorter than I would have liked. But he messaged me afterward to see if I was okay and how I felt, which was super sweet.

I told him I had a nice time and he did too. He said he felt really happy. Oh mylanta.

Okay, settle, settle.

I don't have people to talk to about this, so I just needed to get it off my chest.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (smD62)


I've never Skyped - do bad things happen?  Why did he ask you if you were OK?


Now I'm - nevermind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:41 PM (tHwdc)

237 On how I seek high & low for ONT content Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb) -------- Ah. Well, you've got the low covered with Yoko, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:41 PM (sBOL1)

238 200 TIME OUT!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)



That joke never gets old!

Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 05:41 PM (2DT4P)

239 Have a wonderful night everyone. MH, a tip of the hat to you for sparking such an interesting discussion. All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skull, may you continue to bless us with your fashion magic. DangerGirl, glad to see your hard work is recognized. May you survive any upcoming train wreck in your company. * Bows low, doffs hat*. *air kisses hand* Your Grace, may you have that happiness you seek, and soon. Prayers for you, Duchess Miley "To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at April 28, 2017 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

240 My name is anagram for "Oo, nooky!"

Posted by: Yoko Ono at April 28, 2017 05:42 PM (vRcUp)

241 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen We don't want to keep em. Just have them around for aesthetics and fun. Its like having a boat: I don't want to own a boat, but I wish I knew someone else who did. You know to take out and have fun with whenever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:42 PM (39g3+)

242 I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l) -------- Terry Thomas was the shizzle in that movie.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:42 PM (sBOL1)

243 Every time I refresh the thread, I'm forced to see that that preening ponce of a pooch again...

(Yeah, I know.. Hot Air is still open!)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 05:42 PM (kP16F)

244 --They drafted Toledo's all-time leading rusher. Charles is gone, and West and Ware have been inconsistent, so I knew they'd pick a RB at some point. Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (GsAUU) Ah, well. The joke would've worked better if I would've omitted the question mark. Chiefs. ---> "How". *dropped drumstick on the rimshot* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 05:42 PM (v5iqM)

245 Sweet dreams, salty dawg.

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (NT3RT)

246 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)


Plus they're the closest thing to the fire when you're burning leaves.  Ow!  Mine were red for a week afterwards.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (tHwdc)

247 and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying... *suspiciously* ... you mean it's not because you're happy to see us?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (DMUuz)

248 238 200 TIME OUT!!!! Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU) That joke never gets old! Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (2DT4P) +1

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (GsAUU)

249 >>>My employer is out of control. If they don't get it together soon, the wheels are going to come the fuck off. Fast.<<<

Forget about your employer.  Protect you own health and welfare first and foremost.  Unless you own a stake in the operation, they're just a theatre of pain.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (TNQMS)

250 90 We're having a good old fashioned spring thunderstorm here in central Ohio. Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (jm1YL) Hey Tuna-- you coming to the central Ohio MoMe next Friday?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 05:44 PM (TdMsT)

251 I'm gonna ignore Yoko. Long day at work w/ some great volunteers. Good folks who help clean up the museum that was closed for the winter. Most are over 80 and it's amazing at their contributions in time and labor. Where will we be when they are gone? I'm off to a nap, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2017 05:45 PM (o/90i)

252 Ah, well. The joke would've worked better if I would've omitted the question mark. Chiefs. ---> "How". *dropped drumstick on the rimshot* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM) --No matter, still LMAO even after you had to explain it. :;lol:

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:45 PM (GsAUU)

253 185 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend....just saying...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
---
And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)


Or when you drunk-laugh in the middle of cutting your wedding cake and they end up IN the cake...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:45 PM (tHwdc)

254 Gentlemen, it appears we are surrounded on all sides by large-breasted women. Retreat is impossible and rescue won't arrive in time. I suggest surrender.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:45 PM (0mRoj)

255 >>they bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is not your friend What's not to love about all that?

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 05:46 PM (f7W3D)

256 Forget about your employer. Protect you own health and welfare first and foremost. Unless you own a stake in the operation, they're just a theatre of pain.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (TNQMS)



'Tis the reason I took off today with pay.  I'm salary, so don't get paid for the 10 hours I've worked overtime this week.  Boss gave me approval to take today off, so at least I get a little bit of it back.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:46 PM (/o9Qk)

257 Yoko is a Nexus 6. She failed the VK test question: you are in the desert and you see Ringo Star on his back...

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 28, 2017 05:46 PM (KGHbZ)

258 234 NFL draft talk makes me thankful we have Yoko tonight. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (3Vlkn) --If I had NBCSN you'd be inundated with hockey commentary.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:46 PM (GsAUU)

259 So, we went to the circus tonight. It wasn't cheap - almost $200 for 3 seats in the upper deck of the crappy Baltimore Arena - but since it's shutting down for good next month, I figured we ought to take advantage of the opportunity to see it before it's gone. It might just be the only chance Little gets to see a circus.

He loved it.

It was a good show. No elephants (fuck you PETA), and it had a weird outer space theme, but all of the other circus-y elements were present. Added bonus, they performed on ice, so we got to see things like stilt skaters which was neat.

Bottom line, I'm glad we went, and I'm doubly glad that Little got to experience a slice of Americana that's going the way of the dinosaur in this digital age. If you're in or near Baltimore, Charleston Wv, Uniondale NY, Hartford Ct or Providence RI, I recommend that you get out and see the Greatest Show on Earth. It'll be gone next month.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 28, 2017 05:46 PM (iJGd7)

260 It's a Mad world.... And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l) Almost, but not quite. If they'd wear some good bacon for pasties, now you've got universal lust and grabby eagerness. Bonus. It'd render them haram to the muzzies! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (v5iqM)

261 243 Every time I refresh the thread, I'm forced to see that that preening ponce of a pooch again...

(Yeah, I know.. Hot Air is still open!)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (kP16F)

++++

Really? When I refresh, it stays at exactly where I am on the page. If I have your comment 243 on the screen, that will be where the page is when I refresh.

Now, posting a new comment is different. After I hit post, I will be at the top of the page, looking at that silly dog.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (R+30W)

262 Not to mention dropping food down my bra and trying to fish them out, discreetly.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (gcme+)


Or hot expended brass.  Ow!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (tHwdc)

263 And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs? Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT) I'm in love.

Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)

264 We don't want to keep em. Just have them around for aesthetics and fun. Its like having a boat: I don't want to own a boat, but I wish I knew someone else who did. You know to take out and have fun with whenever. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ALLUDING TO MOTORBOATING!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (DMUuz)

265 >>Gentlemen, it appears we are surrounded on all sides by large-breasted women. Retreat is impossible and rescue won't arrive in time. I suggest surrender. So, you are saying we're in grave peril?

Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 05:47 PM (f7W3D)

266 Terry Thomas was the shizzle in that movie. - I liked Dick Shawn as Sylvester, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (Nwg0u)

267 Get out and see a circus while you still can, they're all gonna be gone soon. Barnum & Bailey is closing up their tent. Animal rights groups are combining with low attention spans and excitement burnout to make circuses a thing of the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (39g3+)

268 Or hot expended brass. Ow!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)



Oh yes, been there, have the scars to prove it.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (/o9Qk)

269 She will not divide us!

Posted by: Shia LaBeatles at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (vRcUp)

270 So, you are saying we're in grave peril? Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (f7W3D) And we shall face the peril.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)

271 >>>TIME OUT!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)

That joke never gets old!
Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (2DT4P)

+1

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)<<<



Fuck all y'all imitators.

Posted by: Chris Webber at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (6Hrsu)

272 Army Sec. pick has all the right enemies. Navy lefty profs, check; Air Force lefty profs, check; Marine lefty profs, check; Muslim - Latino - gender fluid activists, check; Democrats, check.

http://tinyurl.com/lj7okgk

Looks like we have some more college latrines to be cleaned.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 28, 2017 05:48 PM (d3wbb)

273 Gentlemen, it appears we are surrounded on all sides by large-breasted women. Retreat is impossible and rescue won't arrive in time. I suggest surrender. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM I volunteer to go over the top. You guys get out of here. I can handle them.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (lmIoG)

274 So it's been one week that I've almost completely unplugged from consuming online "news." I spend about 3 minutes per day now scrolling quickly through the U.S. and World headlines and then stopping compared to 1-3 hours per day (or more) that I used to do. Why waste all that time when it's 2/3 fake and/or pure propaganda? I knew it was time to pull back when trying to check the news during breaks at work would make me flip off my phone, swear at it, and throw it down as my blood boiled. Headlines like: The Vindication Of Rachel Maddow As an autist perfectionist, preparing my nightly "100% Unbiased Headlines" would take me 30-45 minutes minimum, trying to whittle down the plethora of garbage down to only the 5 worst examples. It went from labor of love to chore to "what's the point?" The limited contact I have with headlines is still mildly infuriating, but I try to just shake my head and move on with my day. The tomahawks are out, will never be put away, and they need fresh scalps every single day to satisfy their bloodlust. It's so absurd at this point that it's just really not worth your time IMHO. As an example, the drumbeat today seems to be that tax cuts will only help the wealthy, especially everyone on his cabinet, and implying that the whole reason Trump became president was to help himself and his bottom line. They jumped the shark back in February, but now it seems to be "Reefer Madness" (replace 'reefer' with 'Trump') - beyond farcical...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (6sBpp)

275 I'm always up for some peril. ...and some spanking.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (f7W3D)

276 I liked Dick Shawn as Sylvester, too. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (Nwg0u) ----------- He was great. "I'm coming for you, Mama!"

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (sBOL1)

277 What's not to love about all that? Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (f7W3D) Hey, garrett. Somebody here in Central Alberta has for sale a "collection of older Dreadknot guitars 60's-00 Good Cond." Do you want the phone number?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (0deF2)

278 **Clapping**

Posted by: Brad Garrett at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (f7W3D)

279 235
It's a Mad world....

And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Well, if it's a problem, I guess you can always go back to where you came from.

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 05:50 PM (R+30W)

280 @236 No nothing bad happens on it. I mean, I assume it COULD, but not generally no. Honestly I don't know why he asked that...I think he was just checking to make sure I had a nice time as well as see if mentally I wasn't overwhelmed.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 05:50 PM (smD62)

281 Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0)

It was good until yoko.....ugh!

Agreed!  Ain't she dead, yet? 

"Every life has a death, and every light a shadow.  Be content to stand in the light, and let the shadow fall where it will." - The Hollow Hills, by Mary Stewart


Posted by: Locke Common at April 28, 2017 05:50 PM (VVvw0)

282 As a reclusive shut-in who graduated state school in 5 years, likes Stouffer's French Bread 'Pizza,' finds Maxfield Parrish the height of art, and is most comfortable in crocs - I pity people who watch golf and the draft.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 05:50 PM (GgzGa)

283 185 Big boobs are not all that fun gentlemen...they
bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if
your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is
not your friend....just saying...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)

---

And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your
croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with
one of your boobs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)

Or when you drunk-laugh in the middle of cutting your wedding cake and they end up IN the cake...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****

Not. Seeing. The. Problem.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 05:50 PM (hVdx9)

284 Bottom line, I'm glad we went, and I'm doubly glad that Little got to experience a slice of Americana that's going the way of the dinosaur in this digital age. If you're in or near Baltimore, Charleston Wv, Uniondale NY, Hartford Ct or Providence RI, I recommend that you get out and see the Greatest Show on Earth. It'll be gone next month. Posted by: Weirddave at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (iJGd7) --That's great! I saw it decades ago; would love to see again. So sad that such an institution is This Way to the Great Egress.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:51 PM (GsAUU)

285 * Bows low, doffs hat*. *air kisses hand*
Your Grace, may you have that happiness you seek, and soon. Prayers for you, Duchess Miley


"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks, Salty!  Enjoy the rub ;-)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:51 PM (tHwdc)

286 Wait, Brad Garrett is the Actor. Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach? Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport...

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 05:51 PM (f7W3D)

287 Sounds like boobs are a lot like grandchildren -- fun to play with for a while but you wouldn't want to keep them all time.

Posted by: Jan Brady at April 28, 2017 05:51 PM (7EObP)

288 Naval Academy, Air Force Academy, Naval War College, Naval Postgraduate School and Marine Corps War College Hah, not The Citadel.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2017 05:52 PM (zZb/S)

289 >>Or when you drunk-laugh in the middle of cutting your wedding cake and they end up IN the cake.. Wedding cake. They were gonna get frosted sooner or later.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 05:52 PM (f7W3D)

290 I'm always up for some peril.

...and some spanking.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (f7W3D)



I have a t-shirt that advertises Castle Anthrax.



It states "Bathing and Spanking"



My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:52 PM (/o9Qk)

291 Just on case someone out there doesn't know....the NY Yankees were down 9-1 to the Orioles amd just beat them in extra innings 14-11.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 05:53 PM (rF0hx)

292 >>"Bathing and Spanking" This business model can't lose.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 05:53 PM (f7W3D)

293 And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs? - Steiner will cum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)

294 I have a t-shirt that advertises Castle Anthrax. It states "Bathing and Spanking" My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (/o9Qk) Those uncultured heathens!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (0mRoj)

295 And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs? Posted by: All Hail Eris ----------- How was I to know, she was with the Russians too...

Posted by: Warren Zevon at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (ZO497)

296 I'm a horrible person. I can't stop looking at that guy terrify his kitties with that awful cat mask. It's hilarious watching them scramble for cover. Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls Something fishy about that. I'd think that cats operate mainly by scent, and wouldn't even notice your face. Maybe he arranged for something out of the camera shot to spook the cats at the same time as he turned his head.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (vRcUp)

297 Really? When I refresh, it stays at exactly where I am on the page. If I have your comment 243 on the screen, that will be where the page is when I refresh.

Now, posting a new comment is different. After I hit post, I will be at the top of the page, looking at that silly dog.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (R+30W)



True... I stand corrected!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (kP16F)

298 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx) Know? Does anyone care?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 05:55 PM (voOPb)

299 Just on case someone out there doesn't know....the NY Yankees were down 9-1 to the Orioles amd just beat them in extra innings 14-11. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx) ------ Yeah thanks, I saw. Damn Yankees. Well, at least they justified that enormous payroll tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 05:55 PM (sBOL1)

300 282 As a reclusive shut-in who graduated state school in 5 years, likes Stouffer's French Bread 'Pizza,' finds Maxfield Parrish the height of art, and is most comfortable in crocs - I pity people who watch golf and the draft. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (GgzGa) --I'm not sure if many people actually *watch* the draft. It's pretty much background for me unless my team is selecting or something crazy or notable happens. Like Pittsburgh drafting JuJu Smith-Schuster. And except for good re-heated parlor pizza, Red Baron singles are the best-tasting microwaved pizza I've ever had.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:55 PM (GsAUU)

301 Oh and my mom, who was admitted to hospital early this week, is slowly recovering.  It's my dad's birthday today, so I Skyped them.  She looks tired but ok.  I keep stressing to her that shes no spring chicken and she needs to start taking it easy, but I can't make her believe me.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:55 PM (/o9Qk)

302 >>>Wait, Brad Garrett is the Actor.

Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach?

Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport...

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D)<<<



**clapping to get garrett's attention**


It's ok, it's ok. I am pretty forgettable. I mean, I haven't done jack shit in my entire life (except as a 3rd string QB beat Brett Farve and the Pack on Turkey Day) but somehow guaranteed a permanent spot on the sidelines as HC for the 'Boys.


**clapping, clapping, forever clapping like two giant boobies on an 'Ette as she jogs**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot ginger clapping seal coach od the Cowboys at April 28, 2017 05:55 PM (6Hrsu)

303 Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport... Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D) Well, if the guy has a screaming deal on a guitar you want, I could snag it for you, and bring it south next time I come down your way. Unless we are talking $5000 guitars or something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 05:56 PM (0deF2)

304 286 Wait, Brad Garrett is the Actor. Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach? Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport... Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D) --Jason Garrett, but Clapping Ivy League Ginger is just as good.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:57 PM (GsAUU)

305 I have a t-shirt that advertises Castle Anthrax.

It states "Bathing and Spanking"

My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (/o9Qk)


And THEN...


Is that on the back?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:57 PM (tHwdc)

306 Those uncultured heathens!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)



Seriously.  I trust no one who hasn't seen Holy Grail.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:57 PM (/o9Qk)

307 Hey everybody. Well dang it, I missed another great movie thread. Glad movies are apparently at least on everyone's mind however, as I have two movie questions for the Horde: (a), I've been thinking about watching The Deer Hunter again lately; it's been at least a decade since I last watched it and I could stand to fill in some details in my mind about it. Anyway, I wanted to ask: has anyone ever *tried* to piece together a shorter version of Deer Hunter, given its legendary length and/or extensive backstory? My second question is spookier, because I was thinking about Kubrick's first big splash on his own, "Lolita," and the doomed remake that was attempted. But here it is: what if... gasp... John Hughes had done a remake of Lolita? Think it would have been at all palatable? Maybe even... good?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 05:57 PM (qazQh)

308 They were gonna get frosted sooner or later.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (f7W3D)


Churned cream has been recommended...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 05:58 PM (tHwdc)

309 Sorry I try to make every ONT about movies, music or TV; they're just the topics I know the most about. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 05:58 PM (qazQh)

310
And THEN...
Is that on the back?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)




It SHOULD be.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 05:58 PM (/o9Qk)

311 Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (/o9Qk)

Prayer for your Mom, AND happy birthday to Dad!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 06:00 PM (tHwdc)

312 Just on case someone out there doesn't know....the NY Yankees were down 9-1 to the Orioles amd just beat them in extra innings 14-11. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo After carnage like that, they'll be relieved to get back to Baltimore.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 06:00 PM (vRcUp)

313 --I'm not sure if many people actually *watch* the draft. It's pretty much background for me unless my team is selecting or something crazy or notable happens. Posted by: logprof a OOOOH, no amigo. Mah state school collidge roommate watched all 8 fucking hours of the draft every.fucking.year. They exist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 06:00 PM (GgzGa)

314 The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (vBeA5)

315 >>Seriously. I trust no one who hasn't seen Holy Grail. Our camp is named after it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (voOPb)

316 We're looking at a day of rain and thunder tomorrow.  Which I can't object to.



In the meanwhile, it is time for bed.  G'nite, my computer friends.  Take care of yourselves.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (/o9Qk)

317 Churned cream has been recommended... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc) The whipped cream from spray cans would be fun to apply, and remove. And apply, and remove, and apply and remove...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (0deF2)

318 Well, at least they justified that enormous payroll tonight. Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (sBOL1) $700,000 more than the Red Sox, and they have a much better record. It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (rF0hx)

319 Goodnight DangerGirl

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 06:02 PM (0mRoj)

320 I think I get the ONT content. It covers the basic materials of the universe: - Animal - Vegetable - Mineral - Yoko (unclassifiable)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:02 PM (qazQh)

321 Begun, the chowder wars have.

Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 06:02 PM (0deF2)

322 My second question is spookier, because I was thinking about Kubrick's first big splash on his own, "Lolita," and the doomed remake that was attempted. But here it is: what if... gasp... John Hughes had done a remake of Lolita? Think it would have been at all palatable? Maybe even... good? Posted by: qdpsteve You want a good remake of Lolita? There's one name that springs to mind. *ahem* *cough*

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (vRcUp)

323
Prayer for your Mom, AND happy birthday to Dad!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc)



Thank you my dear!




Our camp is named after it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)



I KNEW we were related in some way.  <3




Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (/o9Qk)

324 317 Whipped cream never gets old, does it?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (tHwdc)

325 309 Sorry I try to make every ONT about movies, music or TV; they're just the topics I know the most about. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (qazQh) --No worries. Tomorrow I will try to make it about hockey.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (GsAUU)

326 My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM But at least they're out standing in their field, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (DMUuz)

327 Lobster Bisque beats all.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (f7W3D)

328 Roman, put it back in your pants.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:03 PM (qazQh)

329 Manhattan-style chowdah is teh awesome!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 06:04 PM (kP16F)

330 For reals though, g'nite Horde.



Wish I had the gumption to stay up later but...



I'm a huge wimp.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 06:04 PM (/o9Qk)

331 The whipped cream from spray cans would be fun to apply, and remove. And apply, and remove, and apply and remove... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (0deF2) You can also huff the nitrous for that extra kick.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

332 >>Whipped cream never gets old, does it? There are other delights.

Posted by: Herb Alpert at April 28, 2017 06:04 PM (f7W3D)

333 Everyone knows: Field spaniels are soooooo much smarter than irish setters!

Posted by: Dog experts [i] at April 28, 2017 06:04 PM (uz/Pv)

334 The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM Maybe they could "recognize" California.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:05 PM (IqV8l)

335 254 Gentlemen, it appears we are surrounded on all sides by large-breasted women. Retreat is impossible and rescue won't arrive in time. I suggest surrender. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj) Gosh--I haven't talked about my girls in a long time. For my age, they are still unwrinkled and don't sag much. Don't get the catcalls I used to, of course!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 06:05 PM (TdMsT)

336 And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs? ---- Truly WMDs

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:05 PM (vChNs)

337 Cover me, Porkins.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 06:05 PM (LTHVh)

338 336 And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs? ---- Truly WMDs Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (vChNs) Weapons of Mammary Distraction

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (0mRoj)

339 Everyone knows: Field spaniels are soooooo much smarter than irish setters! Posted by: Dog experts ------------ Low bar.

Posted by: Anon at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (pIW4p)

340 314 The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5) --I'm sure England is thinking "Don't throw us into that br'er patch!" Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (GsAUU)

341 >>For my age, they are still unwrinkled and don't sag much. Don't get the catcalls I used to, of course! I just learned this : Turn down the Thermostat.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (f7W3D)

342 $700,000 more than the Red Sox, and they have a much better record. It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx) -------- I'll bet they can get a lot of steroids for $700k. I won't even dignify that chowder comment except to note that you are a Philistine, and most probably also a Cretin.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (sBOL1)

343 Lobster Bisque beats all. True. Awfully bad for me, unfortunately. Once ordered an entire bowl of it at Red Lobster. They brought out a big bowl that had, I would guess, about a Dixie cup's worth of bisque in it. Was a little annoyed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (qazQh)

344 But at least they're out standing in their field, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (DMUuz)


This image immediately came to mind


http://tinyurl.com/lgtts7t

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 06:06 PM (tHwdc)

345 254 Gentlemen, it appears we are surrounded on all sides by large-breasted women. Retreat is impossible and rescue won't arrive in time. I suggest surrender. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj) Nuts to that I say, I am going to go down fighting the soft, pillowy juggernaut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 06:07 PM (VoTpW)

346 I'm not sure if many people actually *watch* the draft. It's pretty much background for me unless my team is selecting or something crazy or notable happens. --- Had an Uber passenger who needed to get to city today at 5:30. Coming in from the West, had to drive past it all. Glad to get out alive before the (other) drunken horde arrived.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:07 PM (vChNs)

347 @235, We didnt wear bras in the 70s. The economy survived.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2017 06:07 PM (Lqy/e)

348 Well, maybe not fighting per we, but there will be motorboating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 06:08 PM (VoTpW)

349 339 Everyone knows: Field spaniels are soooooo much smarter than irish setters! Posted by: Dog experts ------------ Low bar. Posted by: Anon at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (pIW4p) Both of you shut your whore mouths

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:08 PM (voOPb)

350 OOOOH, no amigo. Mah state school collidge roommate watched all 8 fucking hours of the draft every.fucking.year. They exist. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (GgzGa) --Heh. Every sport has its junkies. I still recall when I was in college seeing a newspaper article with a lede to the effect of "Don't bother wtahcing the draft, unless you have no life at all." When we saw that, my friend and I immediately said in unison, "Well, that's us!"

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:08 PM (GsAUU)

351 Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go. Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:08 PM (IqV8l)

352 buzzsaw90, how is working for Uber? I admit it kind of appeals to me, but I assume that having to sometimes driving mindbendingly drunk millenials around, and having them throw up all over your back seat, is an occupational hazard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:09 PM (qazQh)

353 Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (sBOL1) No name calling or you will get a time out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:09 PM (voOPb)

354 >>>Begun, the chowder wars have.

Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (0deF2)<<<


Say "chowdah"!!!

Posted by: Freddy Quimby at April 28, 2017 06:10 PM (6Hrsu)

355 Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ------------ I say that we auction it off to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:10 PM (ZO497)

356 351 Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go. Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l) They're broke as shit, plus high poverty, high crime, high unemployment, low workforce participation, and a shrinking population.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 06:10 PM (0mRoj)

357 you are a Philistine, and most probably also a Cretin. Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (sBOL1) Absolutely! There is a surprising amount of NY Yankees themed art. Some of it quite good. Lots of velvet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 06:10 PM (rF0hx)

358 Heh, the guy who inspired Invincible is on stage.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:11 PM (GsAUU)

359 Nuts to that I say, I am going to go down fighting the soft, pillowy juggernaut. ---- We proved back in the 40s that the Nips can be whipped!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:11 PM (vChNs)

360 There is a surprising amount of NY Yankees themed art. Some of it quite good. Lots of velvet. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Oh really?

Posted by: Elvis at April 28, 2017 06:11 PM (qazQh)

361 I saw Nuts open for Soft, Pillowy Juggernaut at Bastogne in '85.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 06:11 PM (VoTpW)

362 --I'm not sure if many people actually *watch* the draft. It's pretty much background for me unless my team is selecting or something crazy or notable happens. You can't watch a draft because it's made of air, and air is invisible.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 06:11 PM (vRcUp)

363 Nice Field Spaniel in the first pic. Less touched by fashion than English Springers, just as Gordons are sounder than Irish. Not enough energy at Schloss Kodos for a Sporting dog; we prefer our lazy sighthounds. Ugly mutt in the last one. Which is an insult to mutts, so apologies.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 06:12 PM (+QhzW)

364 (a), I've been thinking about watching The Deer Hunter again lately; it's been at least a decade since I last watched it and I could stand to fill in some details in my mind about it. Anyway, I wanted to ask: has anyone ever *tried* to piece together a shorter version of Deer Hunter, given its legendary length and/or extensive backstory? Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM Prepare to be bored. A shorter version wouldn't hurt it any, but I don't think there's much that can be done. The whole Deniro, Savage and Walken bit is the good part, but too short already.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 06:12 PM (lmIoG)

365 Is a Cretin someone who lives on Crete? If you move away are you an excretion?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:13 PM (IqV8l)

366 We're looking at a day of rain and thunder tomorrow. - A silly/funny line in a silly/funny movie I watched tonight, Mysterious Island. The Rock attempted to scare off a giant, dinosaur-sized lizard with a flare but the lizard just eats it. So the Rock says, "Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie," and punches the lizard on the snout.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 06:13 PM (Nwg0u)

367 They're broke as shit, plus high poverty, high crime, high unemployment, low workforce participation, and a shrinking population. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj) --Unfortunately, the population is shrinking because they're coming to the mainland to suck Uncle Sugar's tits.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:14 PM (GsAUU)

368 I admit it kind of appeals to me, but I assume that having to sometimes driving mindbendingly drunk millenials around, and having them throw up all over your back seat, is an occupational hazard. --- My work commute is almost 30 miles, so I leave an hour early and pick up 2-3 rides in the morning. Same on the way home. Have only done a few Saturday nights (which I should due more as I'm driving a minivan. Making >$1000/month (before expenses) and get some fun stories out of it. Dude left his wallet in my car tonight. He was the happy camper when I drove it back to him.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:14 PM (vChNs)

369 Damn. Richard Dreyfus actually making sense on late Tucker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:14 PM (ZO497)

370 So, DJT is "disappointed" in congress but thinks Ryan is trying really hard? Wake the fuck up Donnie, Ryan is orchestrating your failure and he must be defeated if you have any chance to succeed.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 06:14 PM (C06tc)

371 There is a surprising amount of NY Yankees themed art. Some of it quite good. Lots of velvet. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx) ------- I'm not surprised at all. I'm sure you have an impressive collection of Yankees velvet art. Must go nicely with the dogs playing poker and the big-eyed children. And the clown pictures.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 06:15 PM (sBOL1)

372 I say that we auction it off to the highest bidder. -- I bid them a fond adios.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:15 PM (vChNs)

373 It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Hm. One has salt pork, bacon, onions, lots of clams, and/or scallops, and/or lobster, and a heavy cream base. The other has tomatoes.

Posted by: Chowda experts [i] at April 28, 2017 06:15 PM (uz/Pv)

374 otho, in 1984, one of the very first classes I took at Long Beach City College was a class on broadcasting, taught by a guy who at the time worked at CBS, named Rich DeMichele. (You can look his name up on IMDB; he apparently did very very well for himself, because he now is the executive producer of the Dr. Phil show.) Anyway, even then there was talk about The Deer Hunter and how long and violent it was. He mentioned that at CBS at one point, sometime around 1981, the suits said "get us an edited, broadcastable version of Deer Hunter for us to air on the network. We don't care what it takes." He said that the version CBS's standards and content editors returned was... 20 minutes long. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:16 PM (qazQh)

375 Damn. Richard Dreyfus actually making sense on late Tucker. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM Watched it earlier. He surprised me. I expected screeching leftism.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:16 PM (IqV8l)

376 Scotland is not like Quebec. Quebec has great little restaurants in the small outback towns.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2017 06:16 PM (U6f54)

377 @373: "The other has tomatoes." Carrots too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 06:17 PM (3Vlkn)

378 You can't watch a draft because it's made of air, and air is invisible. Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (vRcUp) ---- Have a hit of my choom! then you'll know which way the wind blows

Posted by: Barry. at April 28, 2017 06:17 PM (vChNs)

379 There's a clip on YT of Lennon and Chuck Berry playing "Memphis", and everything is cooking along... And Then Yoko Sings.... Chuck gets a WTF look on his face, it's hilarious

Posted by: Freedom4US at April 28, 2017 06:18 PM (WOjjq)

380 I bid them a fond adios. Posted by: buzzsaw90 FREE BIRD!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

381 I was jut out walking the dog & am 99% certain that a guy in a parked car was getting a bj. And filming it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 06:18 PM (ANIFC)

382 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 06:18 PM (4HbHy)

383 He said that the version CBS's standards and content editors returned was... 20 minutes long. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:16 PM LOL. I don't reckon it's particularly violent, but yeah, it would make a great 30 minute flick.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 06:18 PM (lmIoG)

384 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (4HbHy) ------ Amen, amen I say to thee.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 06:19 PM (sBOL1)

385 >>>I was jut out walking the dog & am 99% certain that a guy in a parked car was getting a bj. And filming it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)<<<



Fine. Fine. We'll move the car.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2017 06:19 PM (6Hrsu)

386 otho, yup. Good grief. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:20 PM (qazQh)

387 So, Pooky's commander just took him to the same place he was in March, the short-term mental health center. He'll be there for at least a few days, and I'm handing off Pookette to her grandmas tomorrow for probably a week. This is the best course of action as determined by his commander, who is one of the few people Pooky trusts in his unit right now. I just want him to get the help he needs and get his meds adjusted to the point that he's not riding a roller coaster of frustration.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2017 06:20 PM (ar2KI)

388 317 Whipped cream never gets old, does it? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc) Well, its been reported that it annoys the cows. http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2 Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (v5iqM)

389 Well shit. Not a single comment on my Bladrunner sequel idea.
Fiiine. I shall be over in my corner pouting (grumble, grumble, grumble).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (hVdx9)

390 He was the happy camper when I drove it back to him. You charged him, yes?

Posted by: Jan Brady at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (7EObP)

391 Yoko ????

Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (zZWkn)

392 oh what the carp!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (7EObP)

393 One of the strong vibes I got from the Blade Runner article is that someone should try and produce a 1980s-style BR/Road Warrior mashup. Call it "Blade Warrior."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (qazQh)

394 It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx) YES!!! x1000!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (oQQwD)

395 Kodos and bluebell are both heretics, and quite possibly Yankees as well...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (kP16F)

396 340 314 The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5)

--I'm sure England is thinking "Don't throw us into that br'er patch!"

Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)

++++

Scotland isn't the big news. Northern Ireland is the point.

The inclusion of the text is a victory for the Irish government, which had pressed for the inclusion of a "GDR clause", a reference to the integration of the former east German state into the European Community after the fall of the Berlin wall. The declaration is bound to raise fears that Brexit could trigger the unravelling of the UK, although there is no majority in Northern Ireland for unification.

England will go to war before they permit Northern Ireland to be separated from Great Britain, at least as long as a significant portion of NI wants to remain British.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (R+30W)

397 Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 11:12 PM (lmIoG) Deer Hunter. I didn't mind the length because none of it was surperfluous to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (IDPbH)

398 385 >>>I was jut out walking the dog am 99% certain that a guy in a parked car was getting a bj. And filming it. Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)<<< Fine. Fine. We'll move the car. Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2017 11:19 PM (6Hrsu) --The episode of Married With Children when Bud refers to Kelly as She Whose Head Has Never Been Seen In a Car is a classic.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:22 PM (GsAUU)

399 I believe that we need to amend the style guide... I propose that any COB who posts pictures of Yoko, should immediately be sent to the Barrel!

Posted by: Don Q., at April 28, 2017 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

400 Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

Didn't they get a massive bailout about 5 years ago?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 06:23 PM (T+ln4)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 06:23 PM (T+ln4)

402 Sebastian, fair enough. Some people "get" the length, some don't. I kind of do, but I have family members for whom I have to be careful what movies I show them, because they believe there is no earthly reason for *any* movie, no matter the story or scope, to ever run beyond 90 minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:24 PM (qazQh)

403 382 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. WORD of God LEV 11:9-12 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 06:24 PM (vChNs)

404 394 It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx) YES!!! x1000!!! Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (oQQwD) If I wanted a tomato based clam liquid I'd just drink a glass of Clamato.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:24 PM (IDPbH)

405 382 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (4HbHy) I wasn't able to get my usual ho-jos and clam chowder at Ivers or whatever on the waterfront in Seattle, but I was in Seattle so I "assumed" when I ordered clam chowder the restaurant knew what the fuck they were doing. Yup - Manhattan style chowder. I'm still pissed and it was 20 years ago. Attention to detail people! I bet they went out of business, so there's that.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 06:25 PM (WOjjq)

406 I AM BLINDED!
I could have gone my whole life without ever seeing Yoko in a bathing suit...Make it stop!!!

Posted by: jrg at April 28, 2017 06:25 PM (PIPMd)

407 Well, its been reported that it annoys the cows. http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2 Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim well then do not rub it on their udders.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 06:25 PM (cPsPa)

408 kill me now friday:

This evening, I had to have a 45 minute conversation [related to my other job] with my hated former boss, who is a passive aggressive compulsive liar. I did not enjoy it, and I certainly did not enjoy the fact that he's pretending nothing bad ever happened between us and we're actually close friends.

Afterwards, I had to put on my youtube music for anger management.

On the positive side, it is done, I probably won't have to talk to him for the rest of the year. As a bonus, I'm currently working on an article about their arch enemy and I'm going to make them look like the best thing since sliced white bread. Becuase I can. I also know as a fact that their other arch enemy [they're like Sheldon Cooper; they have a list] has just bought a bunch of full page ads in our publication, and want us to do a feature on their firm. Yay Team Arch Enemy!

/thank you for the opportunity to bitch.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 06:26 PM (8zWAk)

409 have. Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (0deF2) Manhattan clam chowder is not chowder.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 06:26 PM (TdMsT)

410 Clam chowder was invented by Satan. This is why it is  most popular in blue states.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:26 PM (hVdx9)

411 England will go to war before they permit Northern Ireland to be separated from Great Britain, at least as long as a significant portion of NI wants to remain British. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W) --Northern Ireland is also a drain on the UK's treasury, but its symbolic importance is impossible to ignore. Its soccer team also played out of its mind in the Euro 2016.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:27 PM (GsAUU)

412 You charged him, yes? --- The wallet was discovered by daughter's classmate when I was driving them to the carnival (for free). Dude tipped me $5 for the return and I gave it to the kid. I returned it to be a decent person. golden rule and all. Hell, I probably earn triple what he makes anyway.

Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 06:27 PM (vChNs)

413 shibumi, wowee. Lucky you. ;-) I would so, so love to have some excuse to write something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:27 PM (qazQh)

414 Is it PR, one of the territories, huge social security disability payments go out - to the tune of hundreds of millions because - get this - they don't speak English. I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 06:27 PM (WOjjq)

415 I had no idea the Iowa QB C.J. Beathard was the son of a big country music writer *and* grandson of Bobby Beathard.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (GsAUU)

416 out to dry, that is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (qazQh)

417 It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx) do you have to make a comparison? kind of like blondes or brunettes?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (cPsPa)

418 Im so glad to see so many people with good taste here. And see the thing is since CBD is a food connoisseur, he probably also knows that NE clam chowder is the One True Chowder but he can't bring himself to admit it publicly. It's okay, CBD. We know.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (sBOL1)

419 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (qazQh) I've had a person complain about a length of a movie before. What made my head hurt is the same person has binged watched a few HBO / Showtime series.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (IDPbH)

420 Kodos and bluebell are both heretics, and quite possibly Yankees as well... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM Oh, man .... bluebell will not be amused.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 06:28 PM (DMUuz)

421 I kind of do, but I have family members for whom I have to be careful what movies I show them, because they believe there is no earthly reason for *any* movie, no matter the story or scope, to ever run beyond 90 minutes. --- pron too?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:29 PM (vChNs)

422 And all those that have not fins and scales in the seas that ye eat in chowder with tomatoes shall be a double secret abomination unto you. I Am the Lord. Lev 11:13, Revised AoSHQ Version

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 06:29 PM (+QhzW)

423 Sebastian, yup. People are fickle. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:29 PM (qazQh)

424 /thank you for the opportunity to bitch.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 11:26 PM (8zWAk)


We're all in this together, and keep your stick on the ice!

Posted by: pookysgirl watched too much Red Green at April 28, 2017 06:29 PM (ar2KI)

425 Buzzsaw90, they're not into pron. ;-) And neither am I. I know, I'm weird.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:29 PM (qazQh)

426 pron too? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 you mean a single 90 minute porn movie? that is more like a date.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 06:30 PM (cPsPa)

427 Oh, man .... bluebell will not be amused. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (DMUuz) ------ He meant a real Yankee, not those fake overpaid things that run around in pinstripes.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 06:30 PM (sBOL1)

428 I could have gone my whole life without ever seeing Yoko in a bathing suit...Make it stop!!! Posted by: jrg at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (PIPMd) ---- jrg hereby requests to see Yoko out of the bathing suit. And may God have mercy on your soul. For the Horde will not.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:30 PM (vChNs)

429 427 Oh, man .... bluebell will not be amused. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (DMUuz) ------ He meant a real Yankee, not those fake overpaid things that run around in pinstripes. Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:30 PM (sBOL1) Corporate executives?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 06:31 PM (0mRoj)

430 SAY CHOWDAH, YOU FRENCHIES!!!

Posted by: Freddy Quimby at April 28, 2017 06:32 PM (6Hrsu)

431 pinstripes are for traders.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 06:32 PM (cPsPa)

432 Afterwards, I had to put on my youtube music for anger management. Try this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:32 PM (7EObP)

433 Deer Hunter. I didn't mind the length because none of it was surperfluous to me. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM No judging from me! It's a fine film and I understand the appeal. But, IMHO it blows it's load in Vietnam, which is way too short, and the rest of the flick suffers by comparison... it just seems like so much angsting and brow furrowing. I get the whole relationships thing, but it seems so soapy wrapped around the climax of VN... and there's so much it comes across as padding. I guess it just doesn't speak to me.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 06:32 PM (lmIoG)

434 Yoko's boobs are like deflated water balloons. Her "nipples"  (and areolas) point straight down. The horror...the horror...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:32 PM (hVdx9)

435 Lennon was practically blind, that's part of it. And lots and lots of acid. "That boy ain't right" comes to mind, and I live in the north.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 06:33 PM (WOjjq)

436 Posted by: Don Q., at April 28, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN) Next you will be saying, Here, hold my beer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:34 PM (voOPb)

437 Look, there must have been something about Yoko - no earthly idea what it might have been - that Lennon saw and loved. That said - I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime, so, clearly, either I'm more shallow than Lennon, or else she proves there's someone for everyone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:34 PM (TwwWO)

438 He meant a real Yankee, not those fake overpaid things that run around in pinstripes. --- no Yankee my wankee

Posted by: The Donger at April 28, 2017 06:34 PM (vChNs)

439 Yoko was hot for a brief time, the time Lennon had a terrible lapse in judgment.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 06:34 PM (C06tc)

440 So at work we were introduced to a new HUGE LCD  screen.. Sadly my 3rd thought was how pron would look on it.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (hVdx9)

441 I could live out my life and never think about Yoko's nipples again. Please for the love of God... Please.

Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (zZWkn)

442 Well shit. Not a single comment on my Bladrunner sequel idea. Fiiine. I shall be over in my corner pouting (grumble, grumble, grumble). Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (hVdx9) Being as I know zilch about the original movie, or the book, I have no database to base any comments upon.

Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (0deF2)

443 Look, there must have been something about Yoko - no earthly idea what it might have been - that Lennon saw and loved. That said - I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime, so, clearly, either I'm more shallow than Lennon, or else she proves there's someone for everyone. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine golfball garden hose

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (cPsPa)

444 Heh, there will be another NFL player with multiple horses.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (GsAUU)

445 btw, a lot of the comments on the Summer Breeze vid I linked above are pretty good, if you're bored. Very nostalgic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:35 PM (7EObP)

446 I know it happens but it still pisses me off . The two Rangers killed in Afghanistan recently in a battle with an ISIS group likely killed by friendly fire.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:36 PM (IDPbH)

447 That said - I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime, so, clearly, either I'm more shallow than Lennon, or else she proves there's someone for everyone. --- could be you're more into nephews...

Posted by: The Donger at April 28, 2017 06:36 PM (vChNs)

448 Wow, Fabio. Blast from the past. And apparently a conservative.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:36 PM (GsAUU)

449 It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx) YES!!! x1000!!! Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (oQQwD) I like 'em both.

Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 06:37 PM (0deF2)

450 439. Hey, now! It's only becaus of a terrible lapse in judgment that I was able to win my angel. Let's not run them down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:37 PM (TwwWO)

451 Lennon loved Yoko because he could control and dominate her- at least from what I could glean from her statements. The Beetles complained she was always around.
Yoko claimed it was because John demanded it and did not want her out of his sight. Said she was only there because he insusted she be there.
Based off what I have read about him it does fit his personality type.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:38 PM (hVdx9)

452 Bands with names that make me hungry: - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Vanilla Fudge - Wild Cherry ...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:38 PM (qazQh)

453 So at work we were introduced to a new HUGE LCD screen.. Sadly my 3rd thought was how pron would look on it. I denounce myself. --- don't feel bad. Just keep working on it son. Someday that'll be your first thought.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:38 PM (vChNs)

454 447. Clever. Bet you're the belle of the bath-house, aren't ya?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (TwwWO)

455 Ambrosia? How was Ambrosia not a "boy band?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (7EObP)

456 Friendly fire happens. I hate to hear about it I feel horrible just hearing about it.

Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (zZWkn)

457 Some men make choices in women that make others shake their heads and ask themselves, "What was he thinking?" See also: King Edward VII and Wallis Warfield Simpson.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (FOnk+)

458 Wow, Fabio. Blast from the past. And apparently a conservative. Posted by: logprof ----------- Not just a pretty face after all. Brutally honest, not PC. I kept waiting for him to exclaim, 'Eets all boolsheet!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (ZO497)

459 So at work we were introduced to a new HUGE LCD screen.. Sadly my 3rd thought was how pron would look on it.
I denounce myself.

---

don't feel bad. Just keep working on it son. Someday that'll be your first thought. Posted by: Buzzsaw90
****

You're killin' me Smalls.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:39 PM (hVdx9)

460 It's worse when we shouldn't even be in Trashcanistan.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (7EObP)

461 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (vChNs) Manhattan chowder is made from tree clams.

Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (0deF2)

462 > Manhattan clam chowder is not chowder. No, it is not a chowder, but rather some variant of a Portugese fish stew made with kitchen scraps.

Posted by: Chowda experts [i] at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (uz/Pv)

463 Well, its been reported that it annoys the cows.

http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2  

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (v5iqM)


Oh Jim - you're a BAD MAN!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (tHwdc)

464 Afghanistan should've been leveled in 2002. It's hell on earth.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (7EObP)

465 shibumi, wowee. Lucky you. ;-)

I would so, so love to have some excuse to write something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.
--
Glassdoor.com

Write a review.

As for my situation, they haven't figured out that I control my projects and who I talk to. So  I pretty much ignore the former employer. This was something that was quick and dirty; right now, their competitors are getting the royal treatment from me.

Also.. I may not have to talk to them again this year. So... yay, it's over!

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 06:40 PM (8zWAk)

466 Soothsayer, (a), Ambrosia weren't marketed that way; (b), they were all adults; and (c), their format of music, when they started out at least, was progressive rock, rather than "soft rock." Alan Parsons actually produced Ambrosia's first album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:41 PM (qazQh)

467 Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (lmIoG) I definitely understand . I guess why it flowed altogether for me is I watched it solely as a movie about DeNiro's titled character and his angst.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:41 PM (IDPbH)

468 When Ambrosia breaks into chorus, they kinda sound like the Doobie Bros.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:42 PM (7EObP)

469 1000 inch tv and my thought are:

It's so clear!
I want two
Pron would be awesome on this

(I disgust myself)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:42 PM (hVdx9)

470 don't feel bad. Just keep working on it son. Someday that'll be your first thought. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 ------------ And then, a few years later, it will be, "Wow, I'll bet Wheel of Fortune would look great on that screen!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:42 PM (ZO497)

471 451 Lennon loved Yoko because he could control and dominate her- at least from what I could glean from her statements. The Beetles complained she was always around. Yoko claimed it was because John demanded it and did not want her out of his sight. Said she was only there because he insusted she be there. Based off what I have read about him it does fit his personality type. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (hVdx9) --I smiled when I watched Back Beat back in the day. The John character kept saying "Art is dick!" and Lennon ended up marrying an archetypal pretentious "artist."

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:43 PM (GsAUU)

472 Heh. Dixie Chicks playing a local club. Guess I'll miss it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:43 PM (ZO497)

473 447. Clever. Bet you're the belle of the bath-house, aren't ya? ---- sorry. ya just confused me with "I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime,"

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:43 PM (vChNs)

474 Oops.. I should say, Alan Parsons produced one of Ambrosia's albums, but not their first one. And some of their music was inspired by Kurt Vonnegut. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia_(album)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:43 PM (qazQh)

475 I know it happens but it still pisses me off . The two Rangers killed in Afghanistan recently in a battle with an ISIS group likely killed by friendly fire. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM The report I heard also mentioned it might have been "friendly" Afghan troops working with Americans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

476 - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Vanilla Fudge - Wild Cherry --- Cream Pearl Jam

Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 06:44 PM (vChNs)

477 And some of their music was inspired by Kurt Vonnegut. Interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:44 PM (7EObP)

478 Yes nieces was an unfortunate auto-correct.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:44 PM (IDPbH)

479 Bands with names that make me hungry: - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Vanilla Fudge - Wild Cherry ... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (qazQh) Three Dog Night, for me.

Posted by: Barry O at April 28, 2017 06:45 PM (0deF2)

480 I need to stop now or else I'm gonna start playing little river band...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:45 PM (7EObP)

481 I have in a couple of minutes learned more about Ambrosia that I had in all of my lifetime before today.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:45 PM (GsAUU)

482 Ahhh...'niece' has become the polite euphemism for young ladies of very close acquaintance. Arose because a young lady started calling me 'shushu' - 'uncle' - in conversation with her friends.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:45 PM (TwwWO)

483 @479: "Three Dog Night, for me." *slowclaps*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 06:46 PM (3Vlkn)

484 Clam chowder, pffft. I prefer fish chowder. Especially the one served at a small Inn on Cape Ann near Gloucester, MA.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2017 06:46 PM (61c4R)

485 And then, a few years later, it will be, "Wow, I'll bet Wheel of Fortune would look great on that screen!" --- I keep thinking...the screens are getting clearer almost as fast as my eyes are getting worse.

Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 06:46 PM (vChNs)

486 That said - I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime, so, clearly, either I'm more shallow than Lennon, or else she proves there's someone for everyone.

---

could be you're more into nephews... Posted by: The Donger
****

Ummm no. This isn't DUNG and he's not a KOSlim.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:46 PM (hVdx9)

487 Meatloaf

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 06:47 PM (C06tc)

488 Sooth, interesting you compare Ambrosia to the Doobs, because at Wikipedia it's mentioned that they've worked with Michael McDonald. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:47 PM (qazQh)

489 Black Eyed Peas

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:47 PM (ZO497)

490 Frank's 2000" TV

https://youtu.be/XQJ4v8QkEAw

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 06:47 PM (T+ln4)

491 I need to stop now or else I'm gonna start playing little river band... Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (7EObP) --"Reminiscing" is a great song. It reminds me of car rides when my parents were still married (to each other).

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:48 PM (GsAUU)

492 482 Ahhh...'niece' has become the polite euphemism for young ladies of very close acquaintance. Arose because a young lady started calling me 'shushu' - 'uncle' - in conversation with her friends. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (TwwWO) Okay I thought you meant to type 'pieces' . Heh.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:48 PM (IDPbH)

493 Wiki also says Ambrosia intends to release their first all-new album in a looong time, this year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:48 PM (qazQh)

494 Yes! Yes! For God's sake PLEASE close it up!!!

Posted by: jbspry at April 28, 2017 06:48 PM (E1aoU)

495 Poison

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:48 PM (IDPbH)

496 interesting you compare Ambrosia to the Doobs, because at Wikipedia it's mentioned that they've worked with Michael McDonald. ;-) Really?!? I'm not surprised because the lead singer in the song I just listened to reminded me of Michael McDonald and then the chorus thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdfYninTutY

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (7EObP)

497 --I smiled when I watched Back Beat back in the day. The John character kept saying "Art is dick!" and Lennon ended up marrying an archetypal pretentious "artist." Posted by: logprof
****
Well he was also a pretentious a**hole, so no surprise.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (hVdx9)

498 AFAIK Tucker has only had female hotties on his "Top That" segment.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (GsAUU)

499 Hello

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (NDPxt)

500 I rediscovered Little River Band after the song "Help Is On Its Way" was used in the movie, Observe And Report. Yeah, those songs bring back a lot of great memories for me. What I consider to be fantastic summer vacation music.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (qazQh)

501 Three Dog Night.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2017 06:49 PM (C06tc)

502 Korn

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 06:50 PM (6Hrsu)

503 Combichrist- Pull the Pin

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

504 I'll always like Cool Change, Reminiscing, and the other one I can't remember right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:50 PM (7EObP)

505 LMAO at the Campus Reform vid. I love people doing the switcheroo on dumbass libtard undergrads.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:50 PM (GsAUU)

506 Belinda Carlisle

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (IDPbH)

507 492. Heh, indeed. My angel has already insisted on the presence of one of my former nieces at the impending nuptials. She wants to rub this girl's nose in her failure. You can see why I'm crazy about her, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (TwwWO)

508 I've decided to start referring to the new toddler next door as SHEvel Knievel. I watched her crash her tiny plastic Big Wheel twice today. On the sidewalk. Not a whimper, not a tear. Just got back on and pedalled away like a Moronette on a mission - tough little girl. I think we'll be friends...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (eE9YR)

509 right now I'm really liking Seals & Crofts and Ambrosia, tho and Paul Davis' "Cool Night"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (7EObP)

510 Soothsayer: Lonesome Loser? Help Is On Its Way? Take It Easy On Me? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (qazQh)

511 These songs are lowering my testosterone, however.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:51 PM (7EObP)

512 Lennon had a wife at the time, it should be recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 06:52 PM (WOjjq)

513 Ahhh...'niece' has become the polite euphemism for young ladies of very close acquaintance. Arose because a young lady started calling me 'shushu' - 'uncle' - in conversation with her friends. --- My niece (wife's sister's daughter) moved in with us when she was in high school. Happily there was never an opportunity for any turning down as she is a lovely young lady. There was one night she was fast asleep in the passenger seat next to me in a bikini....after a long day at the water park.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 06:52 PM (vChNs)

514 Lonesome Loser!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:52 PM (7EObP)

515 Ryan Nugent-Hopkins sounds like the name of a dim-bulb Tory MP from Kent.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 06:52 PM (+QhzW)

516 Belinda Carlisle Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
****

Roadkill
lamp shade cover
Chum

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:52 PM (hVdx9)

517 >>>I think we'll be friends...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eE9YR)<<<



Why don't you have a seat...

Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (6Hrsu)

518 510 Soothsayer: Lonesome Loser? Help Is On Its Way? Take It Easy On Me? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh) --Don't forget "Lady"

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (GsAUU)

519 507 492. Heh, indeed. My angel has already insisted on the presence of one of my former nieces at the impending nuptials. She wants to rub this girl's nose in her failure.

You can see why I'm crazy about her, of course.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (TwwWO)



And one of her former suitors, IIRC!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (kP16F)

520 These songs are lowering my testosterone, however. Posted by: Soothsayer --------------- *shoves some George Thoroghgood into the USB port*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (ZO497)

521 yeah, Lady, too!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (7EObP)

522 Phish Blue Oyster Cult

Posted by: Gollum at April 28, 2017 06:53 PM (vChNs)

523 Lennon had a wife at the time, it should be recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag. Posted by: Common Tater
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He was also mentally and physically abusive to her. He was also the same way to Yoko.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:54 PM (hVdx9)

524 I would so, so love to have some excuse to write something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)




Forgiveness.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 06:54 PM (tHwdc)

525 511. Here, this' ll help your low-t: https://youtu.be/UsAMgdDBANE Mongolian folk-metal never fails.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:54 PM (TwwWO)

526 All that Conan soundtrack I've been listening to this week has raised my test way too much, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:54 PM (7EObP)

527 489 Black Eyed Peas Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497) BLT Robin Trower fans will know what I'm speaking of.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:55 PM (voOPb)

528 512 Lennon had a wife at the time, it should be recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag. Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (WOjjq) --Julian's mom. Funny how Julian just disappeared. When I first heard "Valotte" I thought it was John singing. His voice was great, but he needed better songwriting.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:55 PM (GsAUU)

529 And May Pang...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 06:55 PM (kP16F)

530 big boys don't cry big boys don't cry big boys don't cry big boys don'y cry

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 06:56 PM (7EObP)

531 In 1985, and after a few years without a hit, Little River Band tried to make a comeback in the US by releasing a semi-topical, semi-hard rock record called "Playing To Win." They were trying to leave their unthreatening soft rock image behind, IMHO. I got a copy when it first came out because I liked the song Playing To Win, but wasn't keen on the rest of the record. Well since then, I've rediscovered it and there's actually some fun stuff on it. Such as this song, "Relentless." Was never a hit and I don't think it was released as a single anywhere, but an enjoyable bit of mid-1980s hard rock fluff. ;-) ...and well dang, now I can't find it at YouTube. But if you ever get a chance to give it a listen, do so.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:56 PM (qazQh)

532 519. 'Suitor' in an expanded sense of the term, of course. But, yeah, this young lady dug me and dug my angel, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:57 PM (TwwWO)

533 Funny how Julian just disappeared. When I first heard "Valotte" I thought it was John singing. His voice was great, but he needed better songwriting. Posted by: logprof
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I guess he did not suck enough corporate c....

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:57 PM (hVdx9)

534 I never got a buzz. I will endeavor to do so with an Ancient Aliens drinking game.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 06:57 PM (GsAUU)

535 So that Ted Nugent killed in hunting accident was fake news?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 06:58 PM (C06tc)

536 >>>big boys don't cry Guess they never lost a pet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 06:58 PM (voOPb)

537 Phish Blue Oyster Cult Hot Tuna COuntry Joe and the Fiiiishhh

Posted by: Gollum at April 28, 2017 06:58 PM (vChNs)

538 519. Oh, and, yeah, my angel has already said the last man who tried to win her hand must attend as well. She's even proposed we should try to pair the two up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 06:59 PM (TwwWO)

539 512 Lennon had a wife at the time, it should be recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag. Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (WOjjq) Yeah, but Yoko did butt stuff.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 28, 2017 06:59 PM (quw2O)

540 So that Ted Nugent killed in hunting accident was fake news? Posted by: cm9000
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Up there with Obama being impaled to death on horse penis...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 06:59 PM (hVdx9)

541 Soothsayer, you enjoy 10cc eh? Me too. "I'm Mandy, Fly Me" tells an interesting story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 06:59 PM (qazQh)

542 big boys don't cry --- they do until they get they're pecker cut off

Posted by: C Jenner at April 28, 2017 06:59 PM (vChNs)

543 Band that makes me hungry...


... Bush

Posted by: Hillary! at April 28, 2017 07:00 PM (6Hrsu)

544 big boys don't cry

---

they do until they get they're pecker cut off Posted by: C Jenner
****

Ice Pirates?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:00 PM (hVdx9)

545 532 519. 'Suitor' in an expanded sense of the term, of course. But, yeah, this young lady dug me and dug my angel, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:57 PM (TwwWO)



Hmmm...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:00 PM (kP16F)

546 Duran Duran

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:01 PM (IDPbH)

547 you enjoy 10cc eh? Well let's not get carried away.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 07:01 PM (7EObP)

548 Hootie and the Blowfish

Posted by: fugu aficionado at April 28, 2017 07:01 PM (6Hrsu)

549 543 Band that makes me hungry... ... Bush Posted by: Hillary! at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (6Hrsu) LMAO

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:01 PM (GsAUU)

550 I don't think I could stomach Air Supply.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 07:01 PM (7EObP)

551 *peeks in* I picked the wrong night to quit drinking cheap beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 07:02 PM (6gk0M)

552 Stray Cats

Posted by: ALF at April 28, 2017 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

553 I've seen this episode. Werner von Braun was infused with knowledge by aliens. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:02 PM (GsAUU)

554 Dirtiest song ever on regular radio. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:03 PM (IDPbH)

555 532
519. 'Suitor' in an expanded sense of the term, of course. But, yeah, this young lady dug me and dug my angel, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

Go on...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:04 PM (hVdx9)

556 Hole

Posted by: Hope Solo[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 07:04 PM (GgzGa)

557 Stray Cats bites.  Try Big Bad Voodoo Daddies

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (T+ln4)

558 More Mongolian folk-metal, to enliven and elevate the ONT (and totally NOT to distract from the sometimes complicated nature of managing 'nieces'): https://youtu.be/h1UhoGJ2PwA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (TwwWO)

559 Yeah, but Yoko did butt stuff.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (quw2O)



Is it true that Asian cooters go sideways??

Posted by: Al at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (n3hky)

560 The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM


Do they want war? Cause that is how you get war.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (FTXAT)

561 I would so, so love to have some excuse to write
something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at  my last job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)

Forgiveness.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM
--

Forgiveness can be hard.  I suppose I do forgive my former employers; there are people who are opportunists, and they will take advantage of the unwary.  I was unwary and trusting. which was stupid.

I'm stiff angry at myself for being such an idiot.

It's days like this where I dream of another life, one where I sit in an office all day and work in a normal industry. I have minimal contact with people, do my job, have decent health insurance and once I leave the office, I forget all about it. Unfortunately I might be checked into Hotel California.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (8zWAk)

562 *Buschhhhhhhhh!* If you want me, I'll be in the mountains.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (6gk0M)

563 TKAW... You're not splashing about in Monterey Bay right now, are you?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3o3v67




Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (kP16F)

564 Heh, a fact of creeping geezerhood is seing special anniversary editions of albums beloved as a teenager. There were 20th Anniversary editions of the debut album by the Stone Roses, which came out my senior year and instantly reminds me of the summer after I graduated. Now I want to get it, since the cassette I once had is with the choir eternal.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (GsAUU)

565 On second thought , maybe the B-52's Roam.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (IDPbH)

566 If there isn't a Lobster n' Steak band there should be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (GgzGa)

567 Why don't you have a seat... Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (6Hrsu).. I guess my "sense of humor" doesn't match up to this place anymore. I'll step back out.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 07:05 PM (eE9YR)

568 555. Heh.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:06 PM (TwwWO)

569 Yoko? Kee-rist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 07:06 PM (JZdsf)

570 554 Dirtiest song ever on regular radio. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band --- Sugar Walls: Sheena Easton (My sugar walls) ooh (my sugar walls) Blood races to your private spots Lets me know there's a fire You can't fight passion when passion is hot Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:06 PM (vChNs)

571 http://scua.library.umass.edu/chowder/ A Compendium of Recipes of New England Chowder through the centuries (1700s to 1970s)

Posted by: Chowda experts [i] at April 28, 2017 07:06 PM (uz/Pv)

572 All women in Brattleboro will be wearing a Burka in honor and supports for all women in Iran as a point of solidarity. Brattleboro cares about these women of color............. Do You ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 28, 2017 07:07 PM (WmgTn)

573 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs) Definite contender.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:07 PM (IDPbH)

574 Clggenstein, you're tedious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 07:07 PM (JZdsf)

575 Leaving Italy with some great memories and a shitload of Amex points.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 07:07 PM (NDPxt)

576 Is it true that Asian cooters go sideways?? --- My wife is Filipina and some Spanish and it's kinda diagonal...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:08 PM (vChNs)

577 Do they want war? Cause that is how you get war. Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM Is that like the "backlash" that I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

578 554 Dirtiest song ever on regular radio. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:03 AM (IDPbH) --Really? When I was a littl'un I thought it was about having a cookie or a cupcake after lunch. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:08 PM (GsAUU)

579 shibumi, exactly re Miley's response. I pretty much feel the same way. I keep telling myself that once I'm living better, forgiveness will be easier. And I wish I could also have a job like you described, as well. Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:09 PM (qazQh)

580 575 Leaving Italy with some great memories and a shitload of Amex points. Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (NDPxt) -------- Smuggling any mortadella? You don't have to answer, for security purposes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 07:09 PM (JZdsf)

581 543 Band that makes me hungry...


... Bush
Posted by: Hillary! at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (6Hrsu)

LMAO Posted by: logprof
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(horks up hairball)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:09 PM (hVdx9)

582 579 shibumi, exactly re Miley's response. I pretty much feel the same way. I keep telling myself that once I'm living better, forgiveness will be easier. And I wish I could also have a job like you described, as well. Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh) It is the ideal, but vengeance just feels so much better.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (0mRoj)

583 566 If there isn't a Lobster n' Steak band there should be. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (GgzGa) --There was a Tidewater band when I was in high school named Buttsteak.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (GsAUU)

584 Two of my regular websites have gone bad.

ZeroHedge seems to be going Never Trump, while JihadWatch is focusing on Pope Francis the Islamic Appeaser. 

Sigh.

I'm even burned out on Ancient Aliens.

"Ever scientist ever? In contact with Aliens."

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (8zWAk)

585 shibumi, I meant to say: you're exactly right, re your response to Miley. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (qazQh)

586 Divinyls: Guess the name... I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (vChNs)

587 @580 that's what she said.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 07:10 PM (NDPxt)

588 I likes me a little Yoko in my cocoa. Come here and piss in my Swiss Miss.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2017 07:11 PM (vRcUp)

589 oh my Climax Blues Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDwr9-MlfE

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 07:11 PM (7EObP)

590 I note Cloggenstien's spelling and grammar have improved of late...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:11 PM (kP16F)

591 Shibumi, those jobs are only OK when you have a manager who isn't trying to act like an overseer, or is willing to let the secret squirrels be squirrels, secretly. 

And it is totally dependent on who gets hired to be your boss.  A nice place where you get to be adults paid to do the work quickly turns into having your day managed by the 3 minute increment, timed potty breaks, managers actively working to destroy teamwork and cohesion to avoid any challenge, and with everyone turned into informers and cutting each others' throats for a promotion. 

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 07:11 PM (T+ln4)

592 My wife is Filipina and some Spanish and it's kinda diagonal...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (vChNs)


Right to left..or left to right?

I'm trying to calculate the Earth rotation/ northern southern hemisphere factor.

Posted by: Al at April 28, 2017 07:12 PM (n3hky)

593 --Really? When I was a littl'un I thought it was about having a cookie or a cupcake after lunch. I'm not kidding. Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (GsAUU) --- more like NY Clam Chowder

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:12 PM (vChNs)

594 There was also a Scottish band named the Close Lobsters. I had a couple of their tapes. Very catchy. "Skyscrapers" was a great song especially.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:12 PM (GsAUU)

595 Insomniac, true. And so is moving on and finding another, far better opportunity. "The best revenge is living well." If I could have won $30 million in the lottery, two days after my life was ruined in that last job, I would bet that not only could/would I have forgiven everyone, I would have forgotten all the shit by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:12 PM (qazQh)

596 Soothsayer, a forgotten classic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:13 PM (qazQh)

597 Do You ??? Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (WmgTn) No.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 28, 2017 07:14 PM (/U083)

598 Right to left..or left to right?I'm trying to calculate the Earth rotation/ northern southern hemisphere factor. ---- This would depend on my orientation. It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:14 PM (vChNs)

599 Dirtiest song ever on regular radio.

You've never been this far before.  Conway Twitty

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 28, 2017 07:14 PM (+9AX9)

600 I won't mention England Dan & John Ford Coley...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 07:14 PM (7EObP)

601 TKAW... You're not splashing about in Monterey Bay right now, are you?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3o3v67




Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Naw. That's the frat boys at work.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:15 PM (hVdx9)

602 Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:15 PM (kP16F)

603 --There was a Tidewater band when I was in high school named Buttsteak. Posted by: logprof ------------- Atlanta. Band named Ben Dover & Tennessee Tucker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 07:15 PM (ZO497)

604 Sugar Walls: Sheena Easton (My sugar walls) ooh (my sugar walls) Blood races to your private spots Lets me know there's a fire You can't fight passion when passion is hot Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs) --Prince wrote that song. And "Strut." Interesting, how many female artists whose biggest hits were by him. Dude was a lady's man, but he also liked them a lot in non-sexual ways.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:15 PM (GsAUU)

605 This would depend on my orientation.

It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (vChNs)


Could I stop by sometime and see for myself? *nothing weird..just scientific observation*

Posted by: Al at April 28, 2017 07:16 PM (n3hky)

606 more like NY Clam Chowder Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 I would have a doctor take a look at that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 28, 2017 07:16 PM (S2VsH)

607 Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)


It's ideal because it's a gift you give yourself, Steve.  It's not about whether the other person deserves it, or that you're noble.  It's that unforgiveness is a poison that eats at your peace of mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:16 PM (tHwdc)

608 You know who else didn't like the Little River Band? Hitler, that's who.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (GsAUU)

609 Miley, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (qazQh)

610 602 Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (kP16F) I forgot that one. It's the blown away lyric that puts it all together.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (IDPbH)

611 Right to left..or left to right?I'm trying to calculate the Earth rotation/ northern southern hemisphere factor. ---- This would depend on my orientation. It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference. Posted by: buzzsaw90 -------------- Well...you DO weigh less if you are at one of the poles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (ZO497)

612 604. No, it makes a lot of sense, really. In many ways, I can understand anyone - male or female - loving a woman. It's proof that the Lord loves us that women love men at all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (TwwWO)

613 All women in Brattleboro will be wearing a Burka in honor and supports for all women in Iran as a point of solidarity. Brattleboro cares about these women of color............. Do You ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (WmgTn)


I know you are a sock of satire but I gotta say... anyone who cares about these "women of color" would be urging them to de-burka themselves instead of mocking their oppression by joining them in their sacks of repression (so to speak).

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (FTXAT)

614 602 Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (kP16F)


Cum On My Face...Barry Manilow.


* one of his early "B" sides.*

Posted by: Al at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (n3hky)

615 You know who else was a vegetarian?
Hitler!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (hVdx9)

616 Fucking Hitler. Dude hated everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 07:18 PM (JZdsf)

617 Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

618 Why is it I find songs where women sing about their bits much dirtier than a man singing about his. Big Ten Inch Big Balls The Stroke Whole lotta love Do I just expect women to be above that?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:19 PM (vChNs)

619 Why is it I find songs where women sing about their bits much dirtier than a man singing about his.

Big Ten Inch
Big Balls
The Stroke
Whole lotta love

Do I just expect women to be above that? Posted by: buzzsaw90
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I find women singing about their naughty bits much sexier because male.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:20 PM (hVdx9)

620 Posted by: harleycowboy at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (+9AX9 Good song but I always thought 'never gone this far before' was referring to her cheating.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:21 PM (IDPbH)

621 I guess my "sense of humor" doesn't match up to this place anymore.
I'll step back out.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (eE9YR)


Oh, come on back.  Once the boob talk was over, the thread got wobbly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:21 PM (tHwdc)

622 Could I stop by sometime and see for myself? *nothing weird..just scientific observation* --- I'll ask her tomorrow. Then when you attend my (closed casket) funeral Tuesday, you can ask her yourself.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:21 PM (vChNs)

623 Why Don't We Do It In The Road - The Beatles...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:22 PM (kP16F)

624 Lords of Acid like to sing about their naughty bits.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:22 PM (hVdx9)

625 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM (vChNs) One reason I picked Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 07:22 PM (IDPbH)

626 619. This, and the fact you own a pistol what fires 7.62 Tok, confirms you're my brother from another mother.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:22 PM (TwwWO)

627 606 more like NY Clam Chowder Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 I would have a doctor take a look at that. Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:16 AM (S2VsH) --- I think Al is a doctor

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:22 PM (vChNs)

628 612 604. No, it makes a lot of sense, really. In many ways, I can understand anyone - male or female - loving a woman. It's proof that the Lord loves us that women love men at all. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (TwwWO) --I honestly wonder sometimes why 99% of women don't at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes of Trailer Park Boys?

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:23 PM (GsAUU)

629 You know who else was a vegetarian? Hitler! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale The latest push-back on this is that he had injections of animal-based hormones and androgens. Still interesting book none the less: Blitzed, Ohler

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 07:23 PM (GgzGa)

630 I imagine the Cobs thinking, "I wonder what the hell road they'll go down tonight?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 07:23 PM (ZO497)

631 Why is it I find songs where women sing about their bits much dirtier than a man singing about his? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 28, 2017 07:23 PM (S2VsH)

632 Well...you DO weigh less if you are at one of the poles. --- I'll have to try that line next time I'm begging asking for oral. yes...that is surely going to work out well

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:23 PM (vChNs)

633 Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh) Forgiveness takes time, at least for me. Early on, I work on just letting it go, moving on, not dwelling on whatever it is. Forgiveness comes later. (Or not.) As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long enough warps our view of the world.

Posted by: troyriser at April 28, 2017 07:24 PM (nSXub)

634 619. This, and the fact you own a pistol what fires 7.62 Tok, confirms you're my brother from another mother. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

Two pistols in fact.
I wish you all the happiness you can handle. Sounds like you have won the lottery of life.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:24 PM (hVdx9)

635 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Robert Plant at April 28, 2017 07:25 PM (JZdsf)

636 shibumi, I meant to say: you're exactly right, re your response to Miley. :-)
--

thank you qdpsteve.

and yes, the passive aggressive stuff I do with their competitors is really emotionally satisfying. however, i'm not really sure the former bosses actually read anything i write, but it makes me feel better. 

however, I'm still really angry at myself for being such an effing rube. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:25 PM (8zWAk)

637 Forgiveness takes time, at least for me. Early on, I work on just letting it go, moving on, not dwelling on whatever it is. Forgiveness comes later. (Or not.) As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long enough warps our view of the world. Posted by: troyriser forgiveness is easier while you are tending to their wounds.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:25 PM (cPsPa)

638 Cum On My Face...Barry Manilow. * one of his early "B" sides.* ---- one must admire the artistry of being able to sneak in a subtle reference like that. It's almost subliminal.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:25 PM (vChNs)

639 633. "And the old monk said, 'My son, I left her on the riverbank. Why have you carried her all this way?' "

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (TwwWO)

640 Fried Baloney, The little neighbor girl appears to be courageous and adorable. Thanks for sharing the story.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (V+03K)

641 --I honestly wonder sometimes why 99% of women don't at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes of Trailer Park Boys?

Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GsAUU)


To put it crudely, we like the penis... plus most other women be bitches yo ('Ettes excluded of course) and who wants to live with that.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (FTXAT)

642 Rabidly anti-tobacco, vegetarian, socialist anti-semite. Sounds like Berkely.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (WOjjq)

643 I find women singing about their naughty bits much sexier because male. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:20 AM (hVdx9) ---- could you stop singing that MOM?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (vChNs)

644 Logprog. I don't remember them. But you must have been around during the Waxing Poetic's days...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 07:26 PM (eE9YR)

645 You know who else was a vegetarian?
Hitler!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


The latest push-back on this is that he had injections of animal-based hormones and androgens.

Still interesting book none the less: Blitzed, Ohler

Posted by: weft cut-loop

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That's new. Last I had heard his eating of poultry/avian based meat meant he was not a vegetarian.

As for the injections I doubt he knew or cared what they contained. He was a vegetarian and he was one of them whether or not they liked it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:27 PM (hVdx9)

646 --I honestly wonder sometimes why 99% of women don't at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes of Trailer Park Boys?

Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GsAUU)


Men are wonderful - oh, maybe not at every moment, but they are the Other that females are drawn to.


Not interested in women at all.  Not That Way, at least.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:27 PM (tHwdc)

647 623 Why Don't We Do It In The Road - The Beatles... --- I bet the English fuck on the wrong side of the road too

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:27 PM (vChNs)

648 Plus, we kill spiders, and stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 07:27 PM (WOjjq)

649 I find women singing about their naughty bits much sexier because male.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:20 AM (hVdx9)


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could you stop singing that MOM? Posted by: buzzsaw90
****

Thank God we don't have the same mom.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:28 PM (hVdx9)

650 I've read the gerries go-pills were packaged under the name "Pervertin"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:28 PM (kP16F)

651 634. Hell, I've won the Powerball! And thank you - may Krom, Tengri, and Kek keep thee, and thy flocks and herds, thy yurts and concubines.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:28 PM (TwwWO)

652
Men are wonderful - oh, maybe not at every moment, but they are the Other that females are drawn to.
Not interested in women at all. Not That Way, at least.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)


To put it uncrudely... This. :-)

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:28 PM (FTXAT)

653 As for the injections I doubt he knew or cared what they contained. He was a vegetarian and he was one of them whether or not they liked it. ---------- I got paid by the poke.

Posted by: Dr. Theodor Morel at April 28, 2017 07:28 PM (JZdsf)

654 Thanks, weft, that reminds me to see if Blitzed is at the library yet. Having read exactly two comments - and all of the content - I'm wondering if I can threadjack (sounds violent, or creepy, depending) to the topic of what "mother's little helpers" did other WWII combatants use? I should have some idea, but really don't. The Russkis were lucky to have bad field rations - I don't think they had the basis for anything other than you-know-what (alcohol), which was certainly in use. And, in the tradition of Jackson's boys in the Shenandoah, what they could steal from the fritzes. The Japs? Hmmm. Alcohol, but discipline was pretty strict (um, an understatement), if you were a private. Only large action where I recall that booze was definitely in play with large numbers was the big banzai charge on Saipan. How about US GIs? We had amphetamines for pilots and truck drivers, right? Did the dogfaces use them much?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:29 PM (v9gSJ)

655 650. Close. 'Pervetin.' It was 0.003 grams of meth per tablet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:29 PM (TwwWO)

656 not dwelling on whatever it is. Forgiveness comes later. (Or not.)

As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long enough warps our view of the world.

Posted by: troyriser at April 29, 2017 12:24 AM (nSXub)


It does take time, and no, you can't fake it.  I find that prayer helps, and in time I can let go.


Even so, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten the transgression, or that I don't make a face if I mention it to someone else in passing.  I just don't allow it to steal my peace of mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:29 PM (tHwdc)

657 Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ------------- Those of us of a certain age, who were of college age in the 60's, in the S.E., knew Doug Clark well. I'll just drop this excerpt from Wiki: Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts, also known as Doug Clark and his Hot Nuts, The Hot Nuts and, since the death of Doug Clark in 2002, Doug Clark's Hot Nuts, is a rhythm and blues, rock and novelty band that has played party and club dates for more than fifty years. Starting in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, they became famous on the college circuit in the southeastern United States in the early 1960s for their risqué song lyrics and jokes, and for allegedly performing in various states of undress. Their signature song was Hot Nuts. Other songs that they were known by included: My Ding-a-Ling, Big Jugs (based on Big Bad John), He's Got the Whole World by the Balls, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, The Bearded Clam (is a delicacy that won't be found in the deep blue sea), Gay Caballero and Two Old Maids. It has been said that the Hot Nuts were the inspiration for the Otis Day and the Knights group in the movie Animal House.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 07:29 PM (ZO497)

658 Plus, we kill spiders, and stuff.
--
And you can Lift Heavy Things. And know about cars. And machines.

And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw.

As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all.

And "wear a jacket, it's cold out."

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:30 PM (8zWAk)

659 "If it weren't for men, women would be living in caves. If it weren't for women, men would he living in caves."

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 07:30 PM (WOjjq)

660 One reason I picked Afternoon Delight. --- I find that less dirty as they use euphemism rather than being blatant. And there's nothing inherently dirty about two people having sex.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:30 PM (vChNs)

661 In 1985, and after a few years without a hit, Little River Band tried to make a comeback in the US by releasing a semi-topical, semi-hard rock record called "Playing To Win." They were trying to leave their unthreatening soft rock image behind, IMHO. I got a copy when it first came out because I liked the song Playing To Win, but wasn't keen on the rest of the record. Well since then, I've rediscovered it and there's actually some fun stuff on it. Such as this song, "Relentless." Was never a hit and I don't think it was released as a single anywhere, but an enjoyable bit of mid-1980s hard rock fluff. ;-) ...and well dang, now I can't find it at YouTube. But if you ever get a chance to give it a listen, do so. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:56 PM That's the Farnham line up, yeah?

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 07:31 PM (lmIoG)

662 shibumi, yes!! I'm angry at myself for being a rube too. :-) If only I could do it all, all over again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:31 PM (qazQh)

663 And you can Lift Heavy Things. And know about cars. And machines.

And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw.

As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all.

And "wear a jacket, it's cold out."

Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8zWAk)


Plus guys have tallness that is really handy a lot of times.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (FTXAT)

664 As I keep trying to step away - I see "Used Cars" starting now For those that were on that earlier thread.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (eE9YR)

665 otho, I believe so. I know at least one of LRB's original members had left by the time "Playing To Win" came out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (qazQh)

666 "If it weren't for men, women would be living in caves. If it weren't for women, men would he living in caves." Posted by: Common Tater regarding caves scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present. sure it was ancient.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (cPsPa)

667 654. My grandfather - USMC - popped benzedrine all the time in combat. One before he went down the scramble-net, another when they dropped the LC ramp, another when he hit the beach. The Red Army vets I knew all used bennies and vodka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (TwwWO)

668 634. Hell, I've won the Powerball! And thank you - may Krom, Tengri, and Kek keep thee, and thy flocks and herds, thy yurts and concubines. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

Truly happy for you and your hard earned queen.
I'm supposed to have concubines? Crap. Knew I should have read the fine print!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (hVdx9)

669 To put it uncrudely... This. :-)

Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (FTXAT)


And I was about to second your Tribute to the Penis :-)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (tHwdc)

670 644 Logprog. I don't remember them. But you must have been around during the Waxing Poetic's days... Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (eE9YR) --Yes I do. WP came from Norfolk Catholic, where some of my dad's family went. Manakin Moon was a great album, but their second was a big letdown and they disappeared soon afterward. I also saw Left Wing Fascists open for Guadalcanal Diary at the Boathouse in 1989. (No, I'm not making that up.)

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:32 PM (GsAUU)

671 Well actually Hitler liked dogs, and movies, and architecture. And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale. And Wagner operas. Forgot those.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:33 PM (v9gSJ)

672 Why is it I find songs where women sing about their bits much dirtier than a man singing about his? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (S2VsH) --- I expect men to act like dogs. Guess I don't expect women to act like sluts....in public

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (vChNs)

673 Well actually Hitler liked dogs, and movies, and architecture. And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale. And Wagner operas. Forgot those. Posted by: rhomboid at April was that his tinder profile?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (cPsPa)

674 And I was about to second your Tribute to the Penis :-)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)


The Penis is really good:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (FTXAT)

675 Plus guys have tallness that is really handy a lot of times.
--
I'm on the tall side myself, so that one isn't necessarily a big thing for me.

But "fix things" is huge. Effing huge...

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (8zWAk)

676 Forgiveness is a decision, not a feeling. Decide, and stick to that decision, come hell or high water. The feeling, will follow. As will peace. For the record. There are some few in the world of whom, I have decided not to forgive. They're at risk anywhere within 600 yards of my twenty. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (v5iqM)

677 I think the Yanks had a goodly supply of "B-bombs" - the wicks pulled from benzadrine inhalers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (kP16F)

678 60 minute man is still very racy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQuNY3XFI0

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 07:34 PM (7dpmG)

679 rhomboid, as I understand it, the Israeli government requires *permission* from any orchestra or philharmonic, to publicly perform anything by Wagner, in Israel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:35 PM (qazQh)

680 Life would not be worth living without women.
Do I understand them? No.
Do I adore them and appreciate them? Hell yes.
Do they frustrate the f*** out of me? Yes.
Di I support them being them? Hell yes.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:35 PM (hVdx9)

681 regarding caves

scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present.

sure it was ancient.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)


What....?


Ooooooooh I get it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:35 PM (tHwdc)

682 "And the old monk said, 'My son, I left her on the riverbank. Why have you carried her all this way?' " --- that can work for an event. not so well when the same issue keeps on repeating.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:35 PM (vChNs)

683 And there's nothing inherently dirty about two people having sex. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs) You're doing it wrong

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 07:36 PM (WOjjq)

684 60 minute man is still very racy ----------- I rock 'em, roll 'em, all night long...

Posted by: Billy Ward at April 28, 2017 07:36 PM (ZO497)

685 674. Zardoz would disagree....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:36 PM (TwwWO)

686 Why is it I find songs where women sing about their bits much dirtier than a man singing about his?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (S2VsH)

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I expect men to act like dogs. Guess I don't expect women to act like sluts....in public
Posted by: buzzsaw90
****

With all that I have said...not all change is good.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:36 PM (hVdx9)

687 regarding caves scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present. sure it was ancient. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa) --Aliens, right?

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (GsAUU)

688 The Penis is really good:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (FTXAT)


From what I recall, it's pretty damn fine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (tHwdc)

689 What....? Ooooooooh I get it. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess someone had some splaining to do. what the hell is this this cave looks like a crime scene at a gay foam party? uh, it is ancient boss, been here for thousands of years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (cPsPa)

690 It does take time, and no, you can't fake it. I find that prayer helps, and in time I can let go. Even so, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten the transgression, or that I don't make a face if I mention it to someone else in passing. I just don't allow it to steal my peace of mind. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc) I don't think I'd know peace of mind if it hit me over the head. My mind has been roiling for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (0mRoj)

691 682. Now that's another matter entirely.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (TwwWO)

692 I expect men to act like dogs. Guess I don't expect women to act like sluts....in public ------------ "Women should be obscene, not heard." eh?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 07:37 PM (WOjjq)

693 658 Plus, we kill spiders, and stuff. -- And you can Lift Heavy Things. And know about cars. And machines. And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw. As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all. And "wear a jacket, it's cold out." Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8zWAk) Perhaps you do, indeed, have these limitations, but I, OTOH, can make pie, and I do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (NXsWM)

694 sure it was ancient. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa) --Aliens, right? Posted by: logprof hiyo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (cPsPa)

695 shibumi, yes!! I'm angry at myself for being a rube too. :-)

If only I could do it all, all over again...
---

Well qdpsteve, I think you have one major advantage.

They are completely out of your life, and you never had to speak to them or think of them again.

I still have to deal with them. Thankfully not often, but they're still there. Sort of like the shingles virus. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (8zWAk)

696 So History is going to show a documentary called Superheroes Decoded. Marvel still going all-out to pimp its SJ diversity bullshit, no doubt.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (GsAUU)

697 Palp, so the muzhiki did have drugs available, not just booze? That surprises me. (and I use "muzhiki" instead of "rebyata" only because in watching the "Shtrafbat" series, it appears that was the usage, though in more recent times I don't think "muzhiki" would have been used) So - I take it the marriage is on?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (v9gSJ)

698 >>>Scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present.
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)<<<




Just don't turn a blacklight on in there.

Posted by: Star-Lord at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (6Hrsu)

699 60 minute man is still very racy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQuNY3XFI0

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (7dpmG)


That is a good song

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (FTXAT)

700 Hitler liked German Sheppards.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 07:38 PM (C06tc)

701 15 minutes of blowin my top, holy crap

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 07:39 PM (7dpmG)

702 I don't think I'd know peace of mind if it hit me over the head. My mind has been roiling for as long as I can remember. Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj) Figure out what is renting space in there, and evict. Evict with a vengeance. It isn't worth losing your shit over, even if it once was. It's not easy, but it is worth it. Forgiveness does not mean you become a doormat--it just means that any misery or anger is left with the one who done it, so to speak. Forgive, but by God in Heaven, don't allow that to happen again. See? Peace of mind. And an armed society....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 07:40 PM (NXsWM)

703 shibumi, LOL. That's a great point, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:40 PM (qazQh)

704 scientists said the cave had a collection of what seem to be ancient pick up lines carved into the cave walls. the only one they have deciphered is "hey baby want to see my stalagmite?" don't quote me on that it ma not have translated correctly from the original austrian; google does not have an english-austrian feature.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:40 PM (cPsPa)

705 697. Yep. She was allowed to accept my offer, over the grumbling of the aunts, woth the Colonel's blessing, and her mother's grudging tolerance. Lend Lease - the USA kept the frontovikii in bennies. And, yeah, muzhii was and is the word.... zdraza, brat' moyevo!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:41 PM (TwwWO)

706 "Ancient Astronaut theorists suggest . . ." [quaffs Sprite 'n' vodka]

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:41 PM (GsAUU)

707 Dirty songs...

We have a song called "Stinkfist".

That's gotta be in the running?

Posted by: Tool at April 28, 2017 07:41 PM (6Hrsu)

708 See? Peace of mind.

And an armed society....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (NXsWM)


Shooting helps, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:41 PM (tHwdc)

709 Just don't turn a blacklight on in there. Posted by: Star-Lord at April when you turn on the blacklight there is an entirely different set of cave paintings, all nsfw.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:42 PM (cPsPa)

710 qdpsteve, I think you're right about Wagner works being performed in Israel, rings a bell. One of Hitler's major personal indulgences - and he didn't have many, considering his situation - was the annual Bayreuth Wagner festival. Think he spent a whole week at it every year.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:42 PM (v9gSJ)

711 Hitler liked to listen to "Kill the Wabbit."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

712 >>>don't quote me on that it ma not have translated correctly from the original austrian; google does not have an english-austrian feature.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)<<<



I can speak a little Austrian.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (6Hrsu)

713 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (IcT7t)

714 You're doing it wrong Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (WOjjq) --- well it was last July...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (vChNs)

715 "Spear and magic helmet!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (NXsWM)

716 Hey Blanco!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (tHwdc)

717 Well actually Hitler liked dogs, and movies, and architecture.

And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale.

And Wagner operas. Forgot those.

Posted by: rhomboid at April

was that his tinder profile?
--

We need to have someone who interviews college students (Campus Reform?) create Tinder profiles for people like Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin, and see if the kids  find them attractive.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (8zWAk)

718 hitler loved sipping penis. eva braun was a man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (KP5rU)

719 oddnin' Blanco

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:43 PM (cPsPa)

720 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (NXsWM) It isn't just one thing, it's a multitude. And it goes way back.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:44 PM (0mRoj)

721 Another day down. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj) Not the best part of the day, the end, that's for sure. The best part of the day is waking up. Even better is waking up multiple times after naps, both appropriate and inappropriate ones. An appropriate nap is a nap where one makes a conscious decision 'to take a nap'. An inappropriate nap is one where you are watching tv and suddenly wake up an hour later. But at least you wake up.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2017 07:44 PM (p0yjj)

722 --aaaaaaaand the all-time favorite of the extraterrestrial aliens crowd: the Nazca Lines.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:44 PM (GsAUU)

723 What's up, Blanco?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:44 PM (0mRoj)

724 And a very good evening to you, Miss Miley.

Y5, ISWYDT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (IcT7t)

725 Er, not really.

Posted by: Blondi, German Shepard at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (JZdsf)

726 Hmmm....thinking it over, perhaps I WON'T invite that Bishkek 'niece'..... sorry, 'ron's, but she ' like every last Kyrgyz girl I've ever met - 'be cray-cray,' as the kids say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (TwwWO)

727 It isn't just one thing, it's a multitude. And it goes way back. Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (0mRoj) So get a bigger shovel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (NXsWM)

728 Well, Palp, pozdrvlyayu! I had a near miss with a kinh miss years ago. Her father was VC (but the sort that loved the US, hated the east bloc, and pushed his daughter to spend some time here). We had German in common. Interesting guy. Think she married a Croatian guy from the World Bank.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (v9gSJ)

729 721 Another day down. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj) Not the best part of the day, the end, that's for sure. The best part of the day is waking up. Even better is waking up multiple times after naps, both appropriate and inappropriate ones. An appropriate nap is a nap where one makes a conscious decision 'to take a nap'. An inappropriate nap is one where you are watching tv and suddenly wake up an hour later. But at least you wake up. Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (p0yjj) Waking up is a disappointment. But I do like naps.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj)

730 Y5, ISWYDT. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April expected no less

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 07:45 PM (cPsPa)

731 Insomniac - Just finished playing with the table saw.  Managed not to remove any fingers this time.  At this rate, I may be confident enough to plug it in before the end of the year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:46 PM (IcT7t)

732 --aaaaaaaand the all-time favorite of the extraterrestrial aliens crowd: the Nazca Lines.

Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (GsAUU)


Alien rednecks luuuurved them some Nazca.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:46 PM (tHwdc)

733 715. 'Spear and Magic helmet? '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:46 PM (TwwWO)

734 "Ancient Astronaut theorists suggest . . ."

[quaffs Sprite 'n' vodka]
--

How exactly do you get that job?

What qualifications do you need?

I'm thinking "crockpot willing to appear on tv who can appear reasonable and use big words"

Sigh.

I'm burned out on Ancient Aliens. Used to love it. Now it's just the same thing, rehashed.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:47 PM (8zWAk)

735 expected no less

At least it was funny.  I'll give you props for that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:47 PM (IcT7t)

736 For the record I also like the happy ending version of Brazil. Posted by: Mordineus at April 28, 2017 09:02 PM (u4xKN You lie. Happy ending version of Brazil? There is no such thing really. Right? I love that movie but have never seen an alternate ending. Unless you just stop the movie before it comes back to him in the chair.

Posted by: TexasDan [/I] at April 28, 2017 07:47 PM (ZNqzz)

737 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (NXsWM) Heh. That's gonna be a big damn shovel.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:47 PM (0mRoj)

738 Oh it seems Hitler loved his Alsatian dog, Blondi. The fact he had the cyanide poison tested on her before Eva used it was merely his practical side showing through.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2017 07:48 PM (v9gSJ)

739 731 Insomniac - Just finished playing with the table saw. Managed not to remove any fingers this time. At this rate, I may be confident enough to plug it in before the end of the year. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t) Wait..."this time"? How many fingers are you missing?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

740 --aaaaaaaand the all-time favorite of the extraterrestrial aliens crowd: the Nazca Lines. Posted by: logprof
****

Alien  landing strip! Cereal yo!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:48 PM (hVdx9)

741 I'm burned out on Ancient Aliens. Used to love it. Now it's just the same thing, rehashed.

Every time I see the phrase "Ancient Aliens" I picture a Grey using a walker flanked by Reptilians in wheelchairs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:48 PM (IcT7t)

742 I love the scene in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" when Cartman tries to inspire the other children to stop the Warcraft asshole: "If you had a chance to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you? [one beat] Well, personally I wouldn't because I think he's awesome."

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:50 PM (GsAUU)

743 Wait..."this time"? How many fingers are you missing?

I don't miss any of them.  I've got all the fingers I need.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:50 PM (IcT7t)

744 -aaaaaaaand the all-time favorite of the extraterrestrial aliens crowd: the Nazca Lines.

--

They love them some Pumapunko as well.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:50 PM (8zWAk)

745 728. **looks around, nervously. Confirms the Colonel is not here.** Cnacubo. The Colonel used to ignore me, then he hated me, then he tolerated me, then he accepted me. Tengri forbid he hear me govorit po russki - he can tolerate a jewbilly Cossack, but never a Russian....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:50 PM (TwwWO)

746 740. Landing strip. Huh...always figured Teh Greys was on Team Hardwood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:52 PM (TwwWO)

747 Bayreuth was the original Coachella. I've read it's still going on, and that Nike Wagner-- yes, a great-great-granddaughter of bad ol' Richard-- is still involved with it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 07:53 PM (qazQh)

748 Every time I see the phrase "Ancient Aliens" I picture a Grey using a walker flanked by Reptilians in wheelchairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM
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hahaha.  In my imagination, both groups are wheezing as well...and the walkers have tennis balls at the bottom of the legs.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 07:53 PM (8zWAk)

749 Did aliens take away that flag we left on Mars?

Posted by: Sheila Jacksoff Lee at April 28, 2017 07:53 PM (GsAUU)

750 Er, not really. Posted by: Blondi, German Shepard -------------- Blondi, try this kibble. Tell me if it tastes like cyanide to you.

Posted by: Hitler at April 28, 2017 07:53 PM (ZO497)

751 Well Horde, I have an early shooting date with Weasel, so I need my sleep if I want some good groups.  Or even to hit the target at all.

Have a pleasant ONT, and sweet dreams!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2017 07:54 PM (tHwdc)

752 751. And to you, dear lady.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 07:54 PM (TwwWO)

753 no ATLiens?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 07:55 PM (7dpmG)

754 'Night, Miley.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 07:56 PM (GsAUU)

755 Had a friend stationed down at Bethesda. Took us to see Root Boy Slim and the sex change band at some bar in Chevy Chase. That was back in the late 70's. Only song I remember was, boogie till you puke.

Posted by: Morigu at April 28, 2017 07:56 PM (x6Ax6)

756 Did aliens take away that flag we left on Mars?
Posted by: Sheila Jacksoff Lee at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM
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They had to! The planet was starting to tip over!

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at April 28, 2017 07:57 PM (8zWAk)

757 Have a pleasant ONT, and sweet dreams!

Good night, Miss Miley.  May you hit the bullseye with every round downrange.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 07:57 PM (IcT7t)

758 Postmodern Jukebox covers Miley Cyrus https://youtu.be/pXYWDtXbBB0 The singer gives an askance look to Scott Bradlee on the line "we love who we want".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 07:57 PM (VdICR)

759 728.
**looks around, nervously. Confirms the Colonel is not here.**

Cnacubo. The Colonel used to ignore me, then he hated me, then he tolerated me, then he accepted me. Tengri forbid he hear me govorit po russki - he can tolerate a jewbilly Cossack, but never a Russian.... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
****

You have had many hurdles to overcome, but the right woman is worth all that.
My wife's brothers like me and her mom does too (father deceased). What you have been thru makes me appreciate how easy I've had it in the family regard.
If your persistence is not proof of your devotion I don't know what is.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 07:58 PM (hVdx9)

760 Tried 'bowl of red' recipe sans tomato and beans, again today. The only way this is going to work is if you use a sweet maui/visalia onion and carmelize the Haigch Eee Ell Ell out of it. Otherwise it just becomes a dirt-flavored exercise. There isn't enough flavor in straight chili mix or otherwise to make an acceptable bowl of red. Used chuck, and parsed it carefully to brown e'rry piece. Tecate, mix of toasted, soaked, chilis and chicken stock. Garlic a plenty, lightly cooked. Chocolate powder, and filtered water. It's still a harsh, bitter thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 08:01 PM (GgzGa)

761 Superman is an alien. His Fortress of Solitude is at the South Pole. (Don't try to tell me it's at the North Pole --that's where Santa lives.) Nazis built a base at the South Pole. It all makes sense.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 08:03 PM (GsAUU)

762 Hitler was a vegan. Hitler opposed meat consumption.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 08:03 PM (C06tc)

763 I love that movie but have never seen an alternate ending. Driving down the road, ala Blade Runner, 1st theatrical version ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 28, 2017 08:03 PM (AoK0a)

764 743 Wait..."this time"? How many fingers are you missing? I don't miss any of them. I've got all the fingers I need. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t) Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

765 I don't miss any of them. I've got all the fingers I need. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t) Oh so you play bass then?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 08:05 PM (VdICR)

766 I don't miss any of them. I've got all the fingers I need. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t) Ee's lying! He misses them. He can't call or write so ee glosses over the pain!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at April 28, 2017 08:06 PM (AoK0a)

767 Oh so you play bass then?

Honestly, not much of a fisherman.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 08:06 PM (IcT7t)

768 Oh it seems Hitler loved his Alsatian dog, Blondi.


The fact he had the cyanide poison tested on her before Eva used it was merely his practical side showing through.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (v9gSJ)



That doesn't explain why he had all Blondi's puppies killed too.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 08:08 PM (FTXAT)

769 Only on Ancient Aliens have I ever heard the word "astroarchaeologist."

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)

770 OT but in [4/28/17] LVRJ op-ed Ace of Spades [AoS] was name checked/quoted re;
L says L violence = words but R words = violence

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 28, 2017 08:10 PM (iTpVl)

771 That doesn't explain why he had all Blondi's puppies killed too.

Dude got off on wiping out bloodlines.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 08:11 PM (IcT7t)

772 Call it "Blade Warrior." Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (qazQh) a/k/a The Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2017 08:12 PM (p0yjj)

773 All this Blade Runner/hurdles talk is making me think of Vangelis

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 08:12 PM (7dpmG)

774 At the end Hitler seemed to feel that if the German people could not overcome the sub-humans, they did not deserve to live. The prick wanted to flood the tunnels where Germans were hiding from the Russians etc.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

775 /Slow Joe sock

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU)

776 759. Thank you. They wouldn't have guarded her so closely - all her kid sisters are married off - if she weren't a ruby beyond all price.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 08:15 PM (TwwWO)

777 774 At the end Hitler seemed to feel that if the German people could not overcome the sub-humans, they did not deserve to live. The prick wanted to flood the tunnels where Germans were hiding from the Russians etc. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:13 AM (hVdx9) --You know who else thought his own people were not good enough for him?

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU)

778 Second look at Hitler?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 08:18 PM (C06tc)

779 I remember in college an industrial band named Alien Sex Fiend. They kinda sounded like Skinny Puppy from outer space.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 08:18 PM (GsAUU)

780 Thank you. They wouldn't have guarded her so closely - all her kid sisters are married off - if she weren't a ruby beyond all price. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle dude, your love letters are leaking on to the ont.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 08:19 PM (cPsPa)

781 If you're interested, my skull is filed away at the Kremlin. Check drawer G-P.

Posted by: A. Hitler at April 28, 2017 08:20 PM (JZdsf)

782 -You know who else thought his own people were not good enough for him? Posted by: logprof
****

Every democrat psycophant?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:21 PM (hVdx9)

783 so Drudge has another story up saying 1 in 10 people say they have had sex in an airport. does that include the tsa gropes?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 08:23 PM (cPsPa)

784 759. And, yeah, persistence. The Colonel himself said to me, after six months of me visiting with my angel on his porch, 'You don't quit do you?' And I answered, 'No, sir, no, we don't. ' and then he said - thinking me in those days a Russian - 'Stubborn. Like at Stalingrad.' 'No, sir,' I replied. 'Like at Leningrad.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 08:23 PM (TwwWO)

785 * slides into room quietly * * sidles up to the buffet * * grabs a pint of Guinness * * sits down at the lurkers' table *

Posted by: mindful webworker - once upon a thyme at April 28, 2017 08:25 PM (D4SfS)

786 * cranks up stereo just a bit *

Posted by: mindful webworker - twice upon a thyme at April 28, 2017 08:27 PM (D4SfS)

787 780. Heh - if teh Horde can endure the sorrows of the rons and ettes, then it deserves to share in our happiness as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 08:28 PM (TwwWO)

788 2 fists of vine and I'm going nowhere.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoidwsLXCg

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 08:28 PM (7dpmG)

789 All right, time to call it a night before Ancient Aliens fries my brain. Good night and stay well, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

790 Trump-Hitler the comparisons are uncanny.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 08:30 PM (C06tc)

791 647 623 Why Don't We Do It In The Road - The Beatles... --- I bet the English fuck on the wrong side of the road too Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs) I snorted at that one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 08:32 PM (voOPb)

792 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Vanilla Fudge - Wild Cherry --- Cream Pearl Jam Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 11:44 PM (vChNs) Butthole Surfers.

Posted by: Little Stevie Croft at April 28, 2017 08:32 PM (p0yjj)

793 * passes out in easy chair, drooling slightly *

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily distracted at April 28, 2017 08:36 PM (D4SfS)

794 * passes out in easy chair, drooling slightly * Posted by: mindful webworker
*****

(Releases spiders on easy chair and waits to see how many wind up in his mouth.)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

795 790 Trump-Hitler the comparisons are uncanny. Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (C06tc) I don't know about you I'm waiting for thr Trump downfall videos /////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 08:40 PM (voOPb)

796 794. ***fist-bump*** Hell, you could be a brother I never knew I had.... **shoves spam can of Tok ammo thru USB. Not that crappy Bulgarian stuff, but the primo Soviet

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 08:41 PM (TwwWO)

797 *watches the Work Print of Blade Runner while writing*

At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity.

One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 08:42 PM (Qd/25)

798 794. ***fist-bump***

Hell, you could be a brother I never knew I had....

**shoves spam can of Tok ammo thru USB. Not that crappy Bulgarian stuff, but the primo Soviet Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
****

Sweeeeet. Thanks.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

799 *reaches for the Seburo MN-23 since the sushi dinner is now better armed*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 08:44 PM (Qd/25)

800 *watches the Work Print of Blade Runner while writing*

At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity.

One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Never noticed that bit.
Yet I noticed her top was see thru when she was pretending to be a toy.
Oink.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:44 PM (hVdx9)

801 Climax Blues Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDwr9-MlfE Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (7EObP) I always liked their song 'Sky High'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvU-4tcnpb0 Their double live album 'FM/Live' is pretty kick ass, with a great version of 'Going To New York'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2017 08:45 PM (p0yjj)

802 L&S Coasters songs were amazing as well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 08:45 PM (7dpmG)

803 Trump-Hitler the comparisons are uncanny. Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (C06tc) I'll believe it when I see it on AHC!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 28, 2017 08:46 PM (2X7pN)

804 798. Hell'd bells - yoyve put up with how many years of my babbling about my angel? And since you've already agreed to dance the lezginka after I wed her, how could I deny you the best ammo in my hoard?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 08:47 PM (TwwWO)

805 *watches the Work Print of Blade Runner while writing* At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity. One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:42 AM It's quite a touching and sad movie. It delivers more on that front than it usually gets credit for.

Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 08:47 PM (lmIoG)

806 Tilikum, the Work Print scrawl has a dictionary 'definition' at the start dated from 2016. Part of it calls the Nexus a synthetic human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 08:48 PM (Qd/25)

807 *reaches for the Seburo MN-23 since the sushi dinner is now better armed*
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

And armored. Level 4.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:49 PM (hVdx9)

808 Nice piece by Stacy McCain up now at theothermccain, "Lesbian Couple Discover Islamic Culture During Exciting International Trip"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 08:49 PM (kP16F)

809 Tilikum, the Work Print scrawl has a dictionary 'definition' at the start dated from 2016. Part of it calls the Nexus a synthetic human.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

I mean the tongue thing. Never heard that or thought he bit the tip of her tongue off (WTF).
BTW, isn't there a phone out now called the nexus 6?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

810 The "Seburo MN-23" appears to be a P-90 knockoff in 5.56x45 fed from a STANAG mag...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 08:55 PM (kP16F)

811 Tilikum, fans will jump to interesting 'conclusions.' I still remember being gobsmacked when a friend thought that in the Ghibli movie Nausicaa that Nausicaa is running around sans pants because her pants were painted a buff color.  o.O;;;;

Another nice thing about the Work Print is the only voice-over is as Batty dies, Deckard is talking about Batty fought it. Plus there is no driving off into the sunset in a car with the girl either.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 08:57 PM (Qd/25)

812 798. Hell'd bells - yoyve put up with how many years of my babbling about my angel? And since you've already agreed to dance the lezginka after I wed her, how could I deny you the best ammo in my hoard?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
****

Well I don't expect anything, so whatever I get is appreciated.
Seriously, happy for you. You sound like such a perfect match for each other, how could one not be?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 08:58 PM (hVdx9)

813 The "Seburo MN-23" appears to be a P-90 knockoff in 5.56x45 fed from a STANAG mag... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki a 5.56 round through a PO(s) 90? This I gotta see. *popcorn *

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 09:00 PM (GgzGa)

814 Cool piana.and a red bandana... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_fZDvxpXEI

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 09:01 PM (7dpmG)

815 Tilikum, fans will jump to interesting 'conclusions.' I still remember being gobsmacked when a friend thought that in the Ghibli movie Nausicaa that Nausicaa is running around sans pants because her pants were painted a buff color. o.O;;;;

Another nice thing about the Work Print is the only voice-over is as Batty dies, Deckard is talking about Batty fought it. Plus there is no driving off into the sunset in a car with the girl either.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Sounds like some people WANTED to think she was without pants IYKWIM.
I like the movie long voice over and to me it fits quite well. I understand I may be in the minority.
On the one hand the romance with the replicant seems out of character, but then again it does make sense. He's tired and wants something different. A real life or as close as he can get to one. No more killing. To be left alone to live his life. To not be alone.

BTW, I posted an idea at #40.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:03 PM (hVdx9)

816 The MN-23 by Seburo is a creation by manga artist/author Shirow Masamune. Mainly pops up in Dominion Tank Police - my series though I do show up also in Ghost in the Shell - as a side-arm.

*snickers* How Uni and I feel whenever Leona shows up to crash our fun.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m2ncwbp

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 09:06 PM (Qd/25)

817 810. There is no PDW but the PPSh, and Tokarev is his Prophet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PPSh-41

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 09:06 PM (TwwWO)

818 I can see Deckerd starting out as an enthusiastic BR and then over time coming to hate the job, feeling trapped and pushed around.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

819 Goodnight all, happy weekend! Thanks for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 09:09 PM (qazQh)

820 #816
Quite screwed.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

821 Combichrist- F*ck That Sh*t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Q_pY90Oc8

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:10 PM (hVdx9)

822 817. Or something. Had enough gezhelka to redress any balance of trade - and offset all trade sanctions - with our Russian friends.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

823 817.

Or something. Had enough gezhelka to redress any balance of trade - and offset all trade sanctions - with our Russian friends. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

I think the only reason why I have not built one is because you can only build them in semi-auto and in my eyes they were never meant to be SAO.
Kind of like puting a 4 cylinder in a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:14 PM (hVdx9)

824 Searching for Sugar Man is a eally good music doc. Exaggerated, I am sure, but still wow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 28, 2017 09:14 PM (7dpmG)

825 This ONT makes me feel better about getting willowed all the time.

Posted by: HAM3 at April 28, 2017 09:14 PM (B8VAN)

826 That idea at #40 might make more sense than what we are getting since they are pushing that in the sequel they are using ideas abandoned when making the first movie. I take that as a bad sign.

Of course your Rendition Team could be composed of Nexus 8 models.

When it comes to anime inspired by Blade Runner everyone mentions Bubblegum Crisis because of the very obvious nods like Priss and the Replicants. In the episode Moonlight Rambler the renegade 33-Ss flee in a shuttle. Then there is Sylvia and Anri. Another dystopia anime inspired is Silent Mobius because the oppressive gloomy atmosphere, the reason for the problem stems from an attempt to exchange Earth's corruption via magic with the other-dimension planet of Nemesis which is battling becoming too clean, one of the AMP cases is a rogue combat android, and of course Asamiya has the AMP use flying cars called Spinners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 09:16 PM (Qd/25)

827 Alright! I can post again! Woot! Hamitchell3rd

Posted by: HAM3 at April 28, 2017 09:17 PM (B8VAN)

828 I note the "Papasha" weighed 8lb. empty - did not know that... Must have been made of bronze!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:17 PM (kP16F)

829 That idea at #40 might make more sense than what we are getting since they are pushing that in the sequel they are using ideas abandoned when making the first movie. I take that as a bad sign.

Of course your Rendition Team could be composed of Nexus 8 models.

When it comes to anime inspired by Blade Runner everyone mentions Bubblegum Crisis because of the very obvious nods like Priss and the Replicants. In the episode Moonlight Rambler the renegade 33-Ss flee in a shuttle. Then there is Sylvia and Anri. Another dystopia anime inspired is Silent Mobius because the oppressive gloomy atmosphere, the reason for the problem stems from an attempt to exchange Earth's corruption via magic with the other-dimension planet of Nemesis which is battling becoming too clean, one of the AMP cases is a rogue combat android, and of course Asamiya has the AMP use flying cars called Spinners.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I had that idea kicking around in my head for a few years now. The stuff I am hearing about the sequel fills me with dread.
Funny how anime has run with sci-fi stuff in ways our "creative" people have not. At least someone has and done so rather well.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:21 PM (hVdx9)

830 Well going to scoot. AVG twigged on something so got it scanning.

Luckily got a stand alone laptop that I use to write my stories on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 09:21 PM (Qd/25)

831 Something else that I was thinking, after the creator himself was murdered, would it not make sense to NOT make the Nexus models stronger, faster, and harder to kill?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 09:23 PM (hVdx9)

832 Tilikum just ponder who got to control the Tyrell Corporation once Eldon got 'Pop goes the Weasel' by Batty since Rachel is now exposed as a Nexus..  or would the ACLU fight to get her rights recognized so she and Deckard can run the company.

Now that would be a boardroom bloodbath.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 09:26 PM (Qd/25)

833 Ok you assholes, I came here to read the comments and find out what's really going on!!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 28, 2017 09:31 PM (9plvG)

834 Maggie Q vs Lucy Liu. Which hot Asian babe?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 09:39 PM (C06tc)

835 Hubby and I went to Team USA wrestling today, they are pretty damn good!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 28, 2017 09:39 PM (9plvG)

836 Hi Anna, God Bles

Posted by: lousagirl at April 28, 2017 09:40 PM (9plvG)

837 Bless, darn drunk fingers

Posted by: lousagirl at April 28, 2017 09:41 PM (9plvG)

838 Eco Terrorism in Alabama John Hinderaker, Powerline Blog: https://tinyurl.com/mryuas9 "March for Science" or "March for Silence"?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)

839 Harry Tuttle, renegade HVAC engineer https://youtu.be/dht_3NziwSw Gilliam is on the edge of a profound statement about agency and bureaucracy. All that's missing from the movie is that the main character pays Tuttle for quick work, thankful he is no longer waiting for central services for weeks in high heat, which would be free or for a low deductible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 09:56 PM (VdICR)

840 Good news everyone!

Posted by: Doctor Tyrell at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (VdICR)

841 Link to "Lesbian Couple Discover Islamic Culture", mentioned earlier, The Other McCain: https://tinyurl.com/l563lof

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)

842 Juan Williams yaps for an inordinate amount of time to say nothing, whenever he is on The Five. In fact, he proves that he only waits to yammer and has heard nothing that was said before. He is annoying, yet Bob Beckel seems to top him. Mr. Beckel's over-the-top rhetoric is the product of a drug-addled, highly partisan brain. And is it just me, or does Juan Williams' demeanor seem to indicate that he simply wants to cuddle-up to the ladies on the panel?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 10:05 PM (6gk0M)

843 'All women' could be asked to wear headscarves in 'solidarity' with Muslims - Austrian president so when is the next flight to Mars? i want off this planet...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 28, 2017 10:07 PM (6sBpp)

844 I tune in after several days of binge drinking, and what do I get? Yoko. This proves life is unfair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2017 10:11 PM (eR2aG)

845 I like the picture of the raccoon ...

Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (AoK0a)

846 The sound of liquid splashing in another part of the building can only mean one thing. 

Somebody puked.

Took an hour to clean that up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)

847 I tune in after several days of binge drinking, and what do I get? Yoko. This proves life is unfair. Posted by: San Franpsycho Actually, that proves binge drinking is a bad idear.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (GgzGa)

848 "I like the picture of the raccoon ..." -Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 29, 2017 03:36 AM (AoK0a) He is smiling! Unlike Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy. Who does smile, but wryly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (6gk0M)

849 "Actually, that proves binge drinking is a bad idear." -Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 03:39 AM (GgzGa) I defy that this particular example is "proof". While I hate liver, the state of your own would be the proof. Cirrhotic livers don't bode well for life expectancy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 10:44 PM (6gk0M)

850 Took an hour to clean that up. Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (AoK0a)

851 Cirrhotic livers don't bode well for life expectancy. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 03:44 AM (6gk0M) They don't bode well for winning the Presidency, either. I'm living (for the moment) (86) proof of that.

Posted by: Hillarity! at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (p0yjj)

852 Big T-storm just showed up

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (Ot7+c)

853 Scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present. sure it was ancient. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)<<< Just don't turn a blacklight on in there. Posted by: Star-Lord at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (6Hrsu) They don't call us Homo Erectus for nothin'!

Posted by: Og the Caveman at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (vBeA5)

854 So is rape and pillage next up to show solidarity with the new Muzzy overloards in Europe?

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (Ot7+c)

855 So is rape and pillage next up to show solidarity with the new Muzzy overloards in Europe? Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:06 AM (Ot7+c) Isn't that what's been going on for a while now?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:09 PM (vBeA5)

856 Even when I worked as a bar-back, (for a year-plus), I never had to clean up vomit. Thank God! I had to substitute for the Deejay once, but after playing two hours of dance songs, I put on "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars so I could take a break. I would never be allowed to deejay again. I also worked the door and was a "bouncer", even though I was 5' 8", 175#. Needless to say, I needed backup... lol. Ahhhh... 1992. "Baby Got Back", "Achy Breaky Heart" and "November Rain". It is nice to be far away from that, even without the 'vomit maintenance'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (6gk0M)

857 Yes by the Muzzies, but the Europeans need to join in as per the Austrian minister

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 11:12 PM (Ot7+c)

858 Nobody here speaks Austrian.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M)

859 Why are there two dog pictures?

Posted by: goon at April 28, 2017 11:17 PM (EaQ6/)

860 Top 40 Hits of 1992: http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1992.htm

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)

861 I think we can all agree that 1992 was fairly horrible.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M)

862 I am day walking the ONT from Istanbul. Not Constantinople.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 11:20 PM (8F/qH)

863 "I am day walking the ONT from Istanbul. Not Constantinople." -Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 04:20 AM (8F/qH) You might be a Giant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:23 PM (6gk0M)

864 Just like Arnold "I'll be back"

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (Ot7+c)

865 "Why are there two dog pictures?" -Posted by: goon at April 29, 2017 04:17 AM (EaQ6/) Misanthropic was spelling-out "FRIDAY". -F.ucking dog -R.accoon -I.ce cream -D.iamonds -A.pples -Y.our worst nightmare

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (6gk0M)

866 C'mon, Slap. That dog ain't fucking. He's just sniffing and thinking bad thoughts. One visit to a confessional and he's good to go.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM (p0yjj)

867 Perhaps I should have used the slang, "fuckin' dog".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:37 PM (6gk0M)

868 ...as in, "Look at that fuckin' dog! It just jumped on that elderly lady and knocked her down!"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (6gk0M)

869 Anyone who deciphered "Field Spaniel" from that picture is a specialized individual. Either that, or they parsed the .jpg. I started to try to see the "code", but I got D.R.I.D.A.WTF.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:46 PM (6gk0M)

870 *pulls chute* G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (6gk0M)

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (mpXpK)

872 Morning Vic!

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 11:50 PM (8F/qH)

873 Vic, I take it no news is good news.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (p0yjj)

874 Turkish woman in hijab zooming through the airport on a Segway. Looked like a witch.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (8F/qH)

875 Vic's way to see if he is on line or not

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (Ot7+c)

876 (Whistling Battle Hymn of the Republic ) Picks up broom and starts sweeping up the ONT

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (Ot7+c)

877 Vic's way to see if he is on line or not Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 05:27 AM (Ot7+c) C'mon, Skip. Does every humorous comment require a sarc tag? That's like Amy Schumer explaining one of her stolen jokes.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 12:42 AM (p0yjj)

878 The Gouster version of tvc15 is really good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:42 AM (7dpmG)

879 Hitler's dog was named Blondie? Like the band? Weird.

Posted by: Dagwood Bumstead at April 29, 2017 01:28 AM (bc2Lc)

880 Pass the friggin' eye bleach!!!

Posted by: Carsie Young at April 29, 2017 03:43 PM (XkohI)

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