June 30, 2011

For Those Of You Who Said Red Eye Would Move To Glenn Beck's 5PM Slot: You're Almost Right
— Ace

Not Red Eye, which will continue being the dream for insomniacs (where?), but Gutfeld will join a show called "The Five," which will feature Juan Williams, Monica Crowley, Dana Perino and Bob Beckel.

Update: I think Mediaite had it wrong, and I followed them in being wrong. Although there will be five yappers every day, it won't be those five yappers, but rather a revolving crew of...

reg Gutfeld, Juan Williams, Dana Perino, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Geraldo Rivera, Andrea Tantaros, Eric Bolling, Monica Crowley, Bob Beckel and Kimberly Guilfoyle. The program will also feature added guests, including politicians, celebrities, sports figures and key newsmakers.

So Gutfeld will be on now and again, but not a permanent fixture.

Oh dear. Brit Hume sure had a field day making Juan Williams his punching bag. Gutfeld must be licking his chops.

The key to Hume's success is not piling on too much because Juan Williams is a clown and it begins to look unsporting if you rough him up too much.

I suggest a lot of work with the eyes and tongue -- just glance over directly into the camera, with an innocent blink, and tongue in cheek, when Juan says something stupid, which should be every three or four minutes.

Most of the time you don't have to use the word "dumbass" to communicate the word "dumbass."

Posted by: Ace at 10:08 AM | Comments (309)
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1 It would take a lot to induce me to watch Bob Beckel. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 10:10 AM (TFxd0)

2 The greatest president since FDR.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at June 30, 2011 10:10 AM (wAQA5)

3 There is nothing that could induce me to watch Beckel.  Nada, zip, zilch.

Posted by: Tami at June 30, 2011 10:10 AM (X6akg)

4 "Most of the time you don't have to use the word 'dumbass' to communicate the word 'dumbass.'" Anyone ask Red Foreman what he thinks of this?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at June 30, 2011 10:10 AM (cbyrC)

5 Juan Williams called and wanted to make sure that none of the other people on the panel would be dressed like muslims.

Posted by: Cicero at June 30, 2011 10:11 AM (QKKT0)

6 It would take a lot to induce me to watch Bob Beckel. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 03:10 PM (TFxd0)


yeah, Beckel really is annoying. I'll watch it a few times but dude annoys the shit out of me.


wish steam would become more stable, I wants to buy some shit

Posted by: The Dude at June 30, 2011 10:11 AM (Ig1Wo)

7
...will feature Juan Williams, Monica Crowley, Dana Perino and Bob Beckel.

I see lots of boobs.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:11 AM (sqkOB)

8 I really should Tivo RedEye.. but I just watch it when I can't sleep.  I still don't understand why they have to have 2 sets of re-runs of O'Reilly and Greta before they have RedEye on.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:12 AM (f9c2L)

9

No more RedEye?  Bleh.

 

Posted by: Grim at June 30, 2011 10:12 AM (gyNYk)

10 "dream for insomniacs?" Anyone? it's a 90s "college rock" song.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:12 AM (nj1bB)

11
Nobody here actually watched Cabin Boy, right?


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:12 AM (sqkOB)

12 Did you say Dana Perino?????????????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:12 AM (f9c2L)

13 So is this going to be Fox New's version of the Capital Gang?

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:13 AM (5wsU9)

14 Speaking of Glenn Beck, I meant to share this the other day.  I was at the mall and as I was passing through the food court area I happened to look up and saw Glenn Beck's program on the tvs in the food court.  Pretty amazing. 

Yeah, Utah is agreeing with me after four years in California. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 10:13 AM (TFxd0)

15 will feature Juan Williams, Monica Crowley, Dana Perino and Bob Beckel.

Shit why not add Great Pyramid Goler as well? Well, I had abandoned the 5 pm slot anyway. Got tired of the crying jags and Sunday School sessions.

And nothing can get me to watch Bob Puke-face Beckel.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 10:13 AM (M9Ie6)

16 Ace, you don't seem like the type to say, "Oh, dear." ALL the Time.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2011 10:13 AM (mHQ7T)

17
why not Cal Thomas and Neal Gibbler?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:13 AM (sqkOB)

18 Nobody here actually watched Cabin Boy, right?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 03:12 PM (sqkOB)

Sharkey was the MAN

Posted by: The Dude at June 30, 2011 10:14 AM (Ig1Wo)

19 ...the fuuuu....?

This sounds horrible. Not from the female perspective. Crowley lays the smackdown, but Beckel?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:14 AM (pLTLS)

20 Bob Beckel, no thanks

Posted by: gride at June 30, 2011 10:14 AM (7Iqhu)

21
remember the guy before Neal Gabler? the pencil-neck geek who is from F.A.I.R.y.?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:14 AM (sqkOB)

22 Nobody here actually watched Cabin Boy, right?


Posted by: soothie
........
Who would admit it if they did?   (Oh besides Ace.. you know he watched it..)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:15 AM (f9c2L)

23 Yeah, Utah is agreeing with me after four years in California. 
Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 03:13 PM

Looks like a lot of small companies who rely on Amazon affiliations and other internet commerce will follow you

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:15 AM (so1xa)

24 who gives a flying burrito ? weiner maybe ?

Posted by: tito at June 30, 2011 10:15 AM (VSWPU)

25 Er, the press release doesn't quite say what you seem to have read the first time, Ace . . .

Some of the revolving FOX personalities to be showcased in the weekly ensemble include: Greg Gutfeld, Juan Williams, Dana Perino, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Geraldo Rivera, Andrea Tantaros, Eric Bolling, Monica Crowley, Bob Beckel and Kimberly Guilfoyle. The program will also feature added guests, including politicians, celebrities, sports figures and key newsmakers.

Gutfeld is one of a stable of ten Fox people who will rotate through . . .

I'm a bit disappointed that Andy Levy isn't on the list, actually.  But maybe Napolitano takes up the libertarian slot, there.

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (smvTK)

26 And nothing can get me to watch Bob Puke-face Beckel. What about me hitting him in the face with a shaving cream pie, then cleaning it off with a seltzer bottle? Would you watch that?

Posted by: G Gutfeld at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (4Kl5M)

27 Wow, this seems like a horrible, horrible idea

Posted by: Ben at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (wuv1c)

28 Much as I like the eye candy of Dana Perino, she's turning into Karl Rove with tits

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (so1xa)

29 >>>Ace, you don't seem like the type to say, "Oh, dear." ALL the Time. I know, it's a weird tic, now that you point it out. Ah well. The internet actually encourages a meme of faux britishisms and stuff. Like saying "rather" as an adjective every ten minutes. Now that you have alerted me that I'm succumbing to this fey internet style, I'll try to resist it a little more. Allah does it too, so there!

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (nj1bB)

30
why not just give Gutfeld and Levy their own show?

they can call it Gutfeld & Levy

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (sqkOB)

31 Bob Beckel, no thanks

From the presser it sounds like he won't be on all the time. Hopefully on when Andrea Tantaros has the sniffuls.

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:16 AM (5wsU9)

32 Now, now, Morons, if nothing else, Beckell offers good advice on how to get hookers to take your check.

Posted by: nickless at June 30, 2011 10:17 AM (MMC8r)

33 It's not just those five. It's a "rotating roundtable".

Which reminds me. Does anyone know where I can get one of those? I, uhhhh... need one.

Posted by: a sullivan at June 30, 2011 10:17 AM (AO2A0)

34 Bob Beckle?  What a jackass mouthpiece for even the most idiotic leftist positions.  If it weren't for talking points, this guy would be speechless.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2011 10:17 AM (jx2j9)

35 I hope they're keeping Red Eye.

Posted by: Ben at June 30, 2011 10:17 AM (wuv1c)

36 all right, since none of you are playing my lyric reference reindeer game, I'll just answer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB5Z-DRozW4

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:17 AM (nj1bB)

37 The internet actually encourages a meme of faux britishisms and stuff. Like saying "rather" as an adjective every ten minutes.

Now that you have alerted me that I'm succumbing to this fey internet style, I'll try to resist it a little more.

Allah does it too, so there!

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 03:16 PM

Right!

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson's Pub Stool at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (so1xa)

38
there are only so many ways a writer can communicate sarcasm or an eye-roll with words in the blog format

you dig?


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (sqkOB)

39

I wish Fox would can all the lefties since they are accused of being right-wing propaganda anyway. I REALLY don't need to hear more of Bechel and Juan screaming over a good point being made by the right. An Ann Coulter show would be awesome.

Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (UU0OF)

40 Some of the revolving FOX personalities to be showcased in the weekly ensemble include: Greg Gutfeld, Juan Williams, Dana Perino, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Geraldo Rivera, Andrea Tantaros, Eric Bolling, Monica Crowley, Bob Beckel and Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Sigh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (pLTLS)

41 If these are the "final five", mankind has nothing to worry about; Admiral Adama can rest easy.

Posted by: alexthedude at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (mfa9X)

42 The article says they'll be rotating people, so the lineup Ace lists isn't what it'll always, or necessarily ever, be.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 10:18 AM (IdoRk)

43

If the show starts off with Dana Perino kicking Beckel and Williams in the nuts, I'll never miss an episode.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (XOK/H)

44 fey?  there ya go again!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (f9c2L)

45

There aren't enough TV shows with multiple people taking over each other at the same time

Posted by: Ben at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (wuv1c)

46 They will still have Red Eye, Right? I DVR it. It's one of the few things left on the TV worth a crap. This new show? I'd rather watch a TV judge berate some Ghetto/white trash for running up some fat girls credit card and not paying it back.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (NtTkA)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (jx2j9)

48 Dana Perino wont last 3 months on that show.  Yawnnnn.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 10:19 AM (OhYCU)

49 Two righties against 3 libtards...but even though she's a lib in sheep's clothing, I'd give Dana Perrino the best 28 seconds of her life.

Posted by: LtT26 at June 30, 2011 10:20 AM (QUdKy)

50 filbert, Thank you! You are correct. I have updated to correct.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:20 AM (nj1bB)

51 fey?  there ya go again!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 03:19 PM (f9c2L)


thats highlands, not British

Posted by: The Dude at June 30, 2011 10:20 AM (Ig1Wo)

52 Looks like a lot of small companies who rely on Amazon affiliations and other internet commerce will follow you

Yeah, we're doing a good job attracting that sort of business. Overstock.com is out here, too. 

There are a lot of call centers and customer support centers in Utah.  I read somewhere that it's the most linguistically diverse part of the country.  The guys come back from their missions fluent in whatever language was spoken there, including down to regional dialects.  I believe that's part of why we got the NSA cyber-security center here, too. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 10:20 AM (TFxd0)

53 28, +100000000000000000000

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:20 AM (NtTkA)

54 It would be awesome if GG just had someone sit there monitoring MSNBC and they could do a live mock session of Chris Matthews and all of his dipshit Marxists guests.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (pLTLS)

55
Geraldo. That friggin perv.

Is he still doing his monologues laced with inappropriate sexual innuendos?


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (sqkOB)

56 when can we start drinking?

Posted by: Cricket at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (bViNN)

57 story CORRECTED. Gutfeld will not be one of the "permanent" Five, but just a revolving one of the five, among many many others.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (nj1bB)

58

The notorious PAB and her rack need to me a fixture on my face that show

Posted by: Ben at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (wuv1c)

59

Nobody here actually watched Cabin Boy, right?

More people read the posts than watched that piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (XOK/H)

60 Could we just have a Fox Babe jello wrestling tournament?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (so1xa)

61 NOT BECKEL, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot stand the guy please have this be a mistake, have Mickey Kaus or someone like him. I DO NOT need to hear anything from the far left.

Posted by: bobbymike at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (xpx19)

62
I never liked Dana Perino as Press Sec.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:21 AM (sqkOB)

63 Posted by: The Dude
.........
I stand corrected!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:22 AM (f9c2L)

64 Much as I like the eye candy of Dana Perino, she's turning into Karl Rove with tits

I thought Karl Rove was Karl Rove with tits.

Posted by: nickless at June 30, 2011 10:22 AM (MMC8r)

65 Our score coming out of the gate:

Gutfeld:  world-class win
Williams:  qualified win
Perino:  eh
Napolitano:  qualified win
Rivera:  who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
Tantaros:  who?
Bolling:  eh with a possible upside asterisk
Crowley:  qualified win
Beckel:  spin, baby, spin
Guilfoyle:  qualified win

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:22 AM (smvTK)

66
Bob Beckel is Fox News' Eliot Spitzer.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:22 AM (sqkOB)

67 Geraldo Rivera

There's another one that makes me hurl on sight.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 10:23 AM (M9Ie6)

68
waitaminute

so the show won't have a fixed host? that's just dumb.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:23 AM (sqkOB)

69 Juan Williams is just another affirmative action poster child ... 

Posted by: Jeff at June 30, 2011 10:23 AM (A3tpD)

70 I think Perino had work done. To me, she looks completely different in the face nowadays.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:24 AM (pLTLS)

71 Whenever Bob Beckel or Alan Colmes appear on my TV I change the channel.

Posted by: average TV viewer at June 30, 2011 10:24 AM (qMymA)

72

Wow, this seems like a horrible, horrible idea

Fox is unwatchable to me.  I don't understand how anybody can stand their lineup.

O'Reilly?  Geraldo Rivera?  Greta?  Who is watching this shit?

Greg's the only thing they got going for them.  And Hume. 

Even Dana Perino couldn't get me to watch Fox.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2011 10:24 AM (7DB+a)

73
might as well just run re-runs of DC FOLLIES

remember the gay WAYLAN FLOWERS and his ugly-as-sin puppet MADAME?

Posted by: soothiewing plover at June 30, 2011 10:25 AM (sqkOB)

74 If they're going to have a lefty spinner on there, give us Kirsten Powers. At least the fantasy angle goes way up

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:25 AM (so1xa)

75 Tantaros:  who?

She's been on Red Eye a bunch of times. Best adjective to describe her? Feisty.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 10:25 AM (IdoRk)

76

I think Perino had work done. To me, she looks completely different in the face nowadays.

If so that's a damn shame.  She is truly hot.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2011 10:25 AM (7DB+a)

77 Did Bill Maher write Cabin Boy?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 10:25 AM (k0TKJ)

78 72, Greta is a lib but it sure is fun watching her butcher Pols from both parties. If I was ever in legal trouble, I would want her as my lawyer.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:26 AM (NtTkA)

79 Juan "the Victim" Williams and Gerry Rivers?

Holy crap! Next, the geniuses at Fucks News will be trying to get Oprah on there.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 30, 2011 10:26 AM (Qm45/)

80 40
Sigh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 03:18 PM (pLTLS)

Were I to watch it (probably won't - not home at the time and I think that I'd not inclined to tape it for later), it would be in the hope of Jerry Rivers getting smacked around more so than Juan Williams.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:26 AM (HmCnI)

81 Yeah, you morons need to keep Tarantos on your radar. She's pretty foxy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:27 AM (pLTLS)

82 Imagine a game where KP had to take one in the squeakhole every time one of her "the truth is" statements was proven to be complete bullshit

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:27 AM (so1xa)

83
I still remember the promo ad for Cabin Boy

that damn joke with the punchline ...now I am a Cabin Man!

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:27 AM (sqkOB)

84 No Meggy Mac?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 30, 2011 10:27 AM (AO2A0)

85

 Next, the geniuses at Fucks News will be trying to get Oprah on there.

For god's sake. Be quiet. Now the idea is out there. ugh.

Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2011 10:28 AM (lI74M)

86 Needs more leg chair for the Fox gals....

Posted by: ATLDiver at June 30, 2011 10:28 AM (qMD+N)

87 "Most of the time you don't have to use the word 'dumbass' to communicate the word 'dumbass.'"

Can I use the word "dickish"? Or would that be wrong?

Posted by: Mark Halperin In A Moment of Clarity at June 30, 2011 10:28 AM (r4t7/)

88

I think they should replace Beck with an hour of Remi Spencer in her Red Dress and Lauren Sivan doing Yoga.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 10:28 AM (XOK/H)

89 Bring on SE Cupp so that young lefties who don't know who she is think there's a fellow hipster on, and actually hear something not on The Daily Show or MSLSD

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 10:29 AM (so1xa)

90 My idea of Nirvana is having the Red Eye guys get the rights to Mystery Science Theater 3000 and get their hands on Fox's movie archives . . .

Andy would make a fantastic Joel/Mike;

Bill always reminds me of Crow T. Robot for some reason;

Greg, naturally, would be Dr. Clayton Forrester.

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:29 AM (smvTK)

91 No Meggy Mac?

Isn't she still busy making Bill Maher look smart by comparison?

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:29 AM (5wsU9)

92 Beckel is just out of place in that group.  Crowley's tough, but she's also nice and nice to look at.  The rest of them are funny or interesting and pleasant.  Beckel just gets off on being a dick (h/t Mark Halperin).

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 10:30 AM (T0NGe)

93 So Notorious PAB sightings... any chance?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 30, 2011 10:30 AM (r4t7/)

94

Everytime I see Monica Crowley I am more and more impressed by her.

Posted by: sleepy-beans at June 30, 2011 10:31 AM (qbSkx)

95 OT:  NBA owners lock out their players after talks fail on new collective bargaining agreement

Posted by: Tami at June 30, 2011 10:32 AM (X6akg)

96 OT:  NBA owners lock out their players after talks fail on new collective bargaining agreement

Posted by: Tami at June 30, 2011 03:32 PM (X6akg)


everyone knew that was coming though

Posted by: The Dude at June 30, 2011 10:33 AM (Ig1Wo)

97 It sounds like a sort-of "Red Eye Lite". They'll give it a summer try out, then unless it hits big, put on a more serious show in the Fall. Shouldn't be a problem for Gutfeld to be on both shows, since Red Eye is taped well before it airs.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at June 30, 2011 10:33 AM (CuuVD)

98 OT:  NBA owners lock out their players after talks fail on new collective bargaining agreement


Well that sucks a bag of dicks.

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:33 AM (5wsU9)

99 Needs more leg chair for the Fox gals....
Posted by: ATLDiver
.......
It probably didn't escape you that they always put the leggy babe on the end chair on RedEye..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 10:33 AM (f9c2L)

100 93, If I see her, I'll let you know. PAB is #1. She is as cute as the freckles on a red heads titties. I think she does have freckles on her titties. That's just cute.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:33 AM (NtTkA)

101 I will never watch anything with Geraldo Rivera on it.

And I am pretty sure Bob Beckel will eat the other guests.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 10:34 AM (CHrmZ)

102 Juan Williams + Geraldo Rivera = unwatchable

Posted by: Bob Saget at June 30, 2011 10:34 AM (F/4zf)

103 not bad for a serra padre boy.................

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 30, 2011 10:34 AM (Cm66w)

104 Mary Clogginstein has bought the farm...... Good Day !!!!!!

Posted by: Zeke Hollandinstein at June 30, 2011 10:34 AM (48wze)

105 84 No Meggy Mac?
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 30, 2011 03:27 PM

We thought of that, but the other personalities complained that she's like a swarm of locusts at the backstage tables

Posted by: Roger Ailes at June 30, 2011 10:34 AM (so1xa)

106 104, Was she leasing it before?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:35 AM (NtTkA)

107 It's obvious the GG reads this blog.

Perhaps he could throw in an 'ette or two in his roundtable.

I nominate (in absentia unless she's lurking) Oven Mitts. She's bring the funneh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:35 AM (pLTLS)

108

It probably didn't escape you that they always put the leggy babe on the end chair on RedEye..

 

Not always...there have been some nights where ladies in dresses are seated on the back of the table, and SE has been in the leg chair with pants on!

The horror.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 10:35 AM (XOK/H)

109 While Juan can get pretty nuts, he's very good when he subs for O'Reilly.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 30, 2011 10:36 AM (G/MYk)

110 It's obvious the GG reads this blog.

I'm pretty sure he just reads the comments.

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:36 AM (5wsU9)

111 ... join a show called, The Five.

Call it Cinquo de Quatro and give Telemundo a run for their money ...

Better yet, just pull together a collection of Barky O'Bumbles' fumbles, bumbles and lies and then add a music & laugh track a la Benny Hill. Have the opening shot be him walking into the WH window that he thought was a door and his umbrella wizardry with 'Chelle. It no doubt would piss him off.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:36 AM (HmCnI)

112 S.E. Cupp hasn't been on Red Eye in a month or two, and I don't recall seeing her on any of the Fox evening shows in nearly as long. I wonder if it has something to do with her work on Beck's site?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at June 30, 2011 10:36 AM (CuuVD)

113 I'm pretty sure he just reads the comments.

Heh. That was inferred.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:37 AM (pLTLS)

114
Dammit dammit dammit, I was about to watch a vid of Jake Tapper and George Sotpiriorejuafio talking about Obama's terse press conference. I wanted to see what they were saying, and I accidentally closed my tab. Now I can't find it anywhere. I don't even know where I linked it from. Anyone?

Posted by: arhooley at June 30, 2011 10:37 AM (Rzm7M)

115 A bit OT, but did you see the link in the sidebar about Muslim brats disrupting Christian funerals in the Netherlands? They are from a muslim school. Not sure why the police can't visit the school and insist that the little assholes be locked inside when there is a funeral procession. Also, I'm sure that crappy school gets gov funding. Cut it.

Posted by: mike at June 30, 2011 10:37 AM (KsI1l)

116

No football this year either at this rate.

Can we just pretend the SEC is pro football for one year?

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2011 10:37 AM (7DB+a)

117
am I the only one who misses John Gibson?

yeah he looked like an albino with the hivs, but I liked him

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:38 AM (sqkOB)

118 116, Why pretend, most take a pay cut to go pro.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:38 AM (NtTkA)

119 I nominate (in absentia unless she's lurking) Oven Mitts. She's bring the funneh. Can cable handle her?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 10:38 AM (4Kl5M)

120

I wonder if it has something to do with her work on Beck's site?

I haven't read a thing of hers since she took that gig.

I've only seen her twice since then.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 10:38 AM (XOK/H)

121 "32 Now, now, Morons, if nothing else, Beckell offers good advice on how to get hookers to take your check." That's because he's taken a lot of checks...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 30, 2011 10:39 AM (Iqx1J)

122 And unless they put Shep Smith in a dress and make him sing show tunes or old Liza Minnelli songs on the first show, I won't be watching. Period.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 10:39 AM (CHrmZ)

123 I accidentally closed my tab. Now I can't find it anywhere.

Are you using Firefox? If so, hit CTRL-H to bring up your browsing history in a sidebar. The link will be in there.

I imagine other browsers have this feature too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 10:40 AM (IdoRk)

124 I heard Obama has said Biden is going to have a conference to solve the NFL problem. I guess no football this year. Everything the purple lipped commie touches sucks...He fucks up everything !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mark Franklin at June 30, 2011 10:40 AM (48wze)

125 115
Posted by: arhooley at June 30, 2011 03:37 PM (Rzm7M)

If you're using FF, check the History link; it should still be there.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:40 AM (HmCnI)

126 The Five works on three levels: 1) Five People 2) 5PM on the East Coast 3) Gutfeld is from CA, the location of Interstate 5, known in SoCal as "The Five"

Posted by: Reno_Dave at June 30, 2011 10:41 AM (CuuVD)

127 Can cable handle her?

Worth a shot for the comedic value alone.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:41 AM (pLTLS)

128 126, Four levels. The Five fingers i'll use to pick up the remote and turn that shit off.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 10:42 AM (NtTkA)

129 Five didn't work for the Marx Brothers. It won't work here either.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 10:43 AM (CHrmZ)

130 Holy shit! Some asshole kid flipped the bird to the prosecutor in the Casey Anthony trial. The judge is having a word with him now.

Criminal contempt! Guilty! Six days in jail and $400 in fines and court costs.

Stupid sonofabitch!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 10:44 AM (piMMO)

131 Maybe if they set The Five in some post-apocalyptic abandoned refinery or something and gave them all pulse cannons and had them hunt down the other panelists--at the end of the hour, the last one standing gets to appear in the next show.

Substitute paintguns for the pulse cannons if you're a pansy.

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:44 AM (smvTK)

132 107
Perhaps he could throw in an 'ette or two in his roundtable.
I nominate (in absentia unless she's lurking) Oven Mitts. She's bring the funneh. Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 03:35 PM (pLTLS)

The 'ette(s) must wear stompy boots at every appearance, too.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:44 AM (HmCnI)

133
what about Jimmy McMillan and His Awesome Mustache?

You hear that sound? Did you hear it?

That's the sound of a man losing his job because of Obama.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 10:45 AM (sqkOB)

134 I vote for Hannah Giles.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 10:45 AM (OhYCU)

135 129 -- Red Eye has five people, four at the table and Gutfeld. Andy Levy makes it six at "halftime".

Posted by: Reno_Dave at June 30, 2011 10:45 AM (CuuVD)

136 Maybe if they set The Five in some post-apocalyptic abandoned refinery or something and gave them all pulse cannons and had them hunt down the other panelists--at the end of the hour, the last one standing gets to appear in the next show.

Yeah. The backdrop can be Detroit.

BTW, I wonder how long before they rename it Obamatown. Like something out of a Mad Max movie...

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 10:45 AM (CHrmZ)

137 OT: WI school district goes from $400K deficit to $1,500M surplus thanks to Governor Walker's racist, union-busting, hippie-punching collective bargaining reform law. Unexpectedly! http://bit.ly/mDfKWy

Posted by: Olliander at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (6uiF7)

138 How do you people find time to do anything between the Internet posting and the TV watching?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (GIeoW)

139 134 I vote for Hannah Giles.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 03:45 PM (OhYCU)

Bristol Palin.  (I keed, I keed . . .)

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (smvTK)

140 lacey, were you the one that linked "Cheezburger After Dark" a couple months ago? I've really been enjoying it.

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (4Kl5M)

141 Haaaaa!!! The little shit is now on worldwide television having to go over his finances!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (piMMO)

142 OT:  NBA owners lock out their players after talks fail on new collective bargaining agreement

Is it me, or does Billy King look like every other corrupted urban mayor. He ahs that sort of, "I'm fucking everyone over and there's nothing you can do about it," look to him.

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (5wsU9)

143 There are a lot of call centers and customer support centers in Utah.  I read somewhere that it's the most linguistically diverse part of the country.  The guys come back from their missions fluent in whatever language was spoken there, including down to regional dialects.  I believe that's part of why we got the NSA cyber-security center here, too. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 03:20 PM (TFxd0)


Plus you all remember the Old Arameic or Ancient Hebrew that the famous golden tablets from the LostTribe/WesternNYS were written in correct?

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at June 30, 2011 10:46 AM (le5qc)

144 So it's essentially a O'Reilly/Hannity guest circuit on its own show.

Posted by: Johnny at June 30, 2011 10:47 AM (mhmc7)

145 >>>3) Gutfeld is from CA, the location of Interstate 5, known in SoCal as "The Five" Don't call it that.

Posted by: Michael Bluth at June 30, 2011 10:47 AM (nj1bB)

146 Perhaps he could throw in an 'ette or two in his roundtable.

I'll cast a vote for Dumb_Blonde, based mostly on that infamous waitress pic which precipitated an ONT furor a few weeks back.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 10:47 AM (IdoRk)

147 I wonder if Captain Fantastic and Chewbaca are still lovey-dovey. Seems Chewie and the little dweebs are in some African Shit Hole eating funnel cakes and the purple lipped commie is at home with joe bite-me. Wonder whats up and what is the commie-lib media hiding this time?

Posted by: Mark Franklin at June 30, 2011 10:48 AM (48wze)

148 How do you people find time to do anything between the Internet posting and the TV watching? You're not making any sense.

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 10:48 AM (4Kl5M)

149 138
How do you people find time to do anything between the Internet posting and the TV watching?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at June 30, 2011 03:46 PM (GIeoW)

One does not actually have to watch TV in order to "watch" TV ... think of it as very annoying white noise.

Denounce away, suckas!

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:48 AM (HmCnI)

150 144 So it's essentially a O'Reilly/Hannity guest circuit on its own show.

Posted by: Johnny at June 30, 2011 03:47 PM (mhmc7)

What do you think "Fox News contributor" means anyway?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 10:48 AM (T0NGe)

151 Nope, not me, fluff. That sounds like a Ms. Radish link.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 10:49 AM (pLTLS)

152 How do you people find time to do anything between the Internet posting and the TV watching?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at June 30, 2011 03:46 PM (GIeoW)


there's something else?!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 10:49 AM (piMMO)

153 I suppose I would GAS if I watched FNC.

Posted by: Barbarian at June 30, 2011 10:49 AM (EL+OC)

154

Quit youralls bitchin about Beckell,

Every good drama needs an antagonist.

You can't nightly make a liberal look a fool, if you don't have one to do it with.

 

 

Posted by: Thune at June 30, 2011 10:50 AM (fnJX1)

155 That sounds like a Ms. Radish link. I'll have to thank her.

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 10:50 AM (4Kl5M)

156 Empire of Jeff should be a regular on the panel if we're nominating morons. There are few here who are as epic.

Posted by: Rum on her iPad at June 30, 2011 10:50 AM (Lb40g)

157 QE3 ends today, right? They're spending it all today.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 10:51 AM (FcR7P)

158 154
You can't nightly make a liberal look a fool, if you don't have one to do it with.
Posted by: Thune at June 30, 2011 03:50 PM (fnJX1)

It's a bitter clinger kind of thing (as 'tards would see it): if you can't beat the one you love, beat the one you're with.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (HmCnI)

159 Yeah sad that Levy isn't listed.  I really enjoyed watching him smack around that dickbag Comedian/Daily Show Writer Paul Mecurio the other night.  Just imagine what he could do talking to some other liberal dipshit.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (oVQFe)

160 I hear Sarah Palin will take over the 5pm slot.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (OhYCU)

161 They need to shake up the whole nightly schedule.  O'Reilly has gotten really stale, but he isn't going anywhere.

It should go:

5pm:  The Five
6pm:  Special Report
7pm:  Greta
8pm:  O'Reilly
9pm:  Hannity
10pm:  Red Eye

They can move Greta's legal-heavy show to 7pm, where it's more appropriate (those toddler murder fetishists need to get to bed early) and move Red Eye to 10pm where it's a much more natural fit. 

Oh, and they can move Shep to the custodial staff.

Posted by: Johnny at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (mhmc7)

162 I just got home. 

Hmmm....from my lips to Fox's ear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (UOM48)

163 Those bastards at Fox totally stole my idea. The format is the same, but they changed the title from Shutup Juan Williams, which was derivative of my earlier idea for a show titled, Shutup Alan Colmes. I've got another project in development right now under the working title, Fuck You O'Reilly!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (+lsX1)

164
The Anti-View?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 10:52 AM (QMtmy)

165 What exactly is Bob Beckels contribution other than bieng the fat guy who mumbles and appears drunk?

Posted by: booger at June 30, 2011 10:53 AM (9RFH1)

166 160 I hear Sarah Palin will take over the 5pm slot.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 03:52 PM (OhYCU)

Cleaning up all the exploded heads would be the chore of several lifetimes.

Posted by: filbert at June 30, 2011 10:53 AM (smvTK)

167
Are you using Firefox? If so, hit CTRL-H to bring up your browsing history in a sidebar. The link will be in there.

Oh yeah, thanks! I'm looking . . .

Posted by: arhooley at June 30, 2011 10:54 AM (Rzm7M)

168 They should title the show, "Who's a Dick?"  Have a dick of the week or something.

Sorry.  I think the heat has gotten to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 10:54 AM (UOM48)

169 I really don't get why RedEye can't be at midnight.  Is it too racy for 9pm PT?  Is that the problem?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 10:55 AM (T0NGe)

170
Oh yeah, thanks! I'm looking . . .


Firefox also has a recently closed tabs button in the history menu.

Posted by: taylork at June 30, 2011 10:55 AM (5wsU9)

171 165 What exactly is Bob Beckels contribution other than bieng the fat guy who mumbles and appears drunk?

Cuz if that's all they want, a fat mumbly guy who appears drunk, i can do that and the fact that i really will be intoxicated will add a nice touch of realism to the show.

Posted by: booger at June 30, 2011 10:55 AM (9RFH1)

172 147, Mark, this is your official warning. Get off the cutesy race-implicating venom or find a new forum.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:56 AM (nj1bB)

173 Most of the time you don't have to use the word "dumbass" to communicate the word "dumbass."

It's Doo-MAAS

Posted by: Mr. Doo-MAAS of Dumbass and Dumbass at June 30, 2011 10:56 AM (T0NGe)

174 168
They should title the show, "Who's a Dick?"  Have a dick of the week or something.
Sorry.  I think the heat has gotten to me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 03:54 PM (UOM4

Or "Who's Got a Dick?" to cater to the overlooked tranny demographic ... the inaugural broadcast from the WH would be epic.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (HmCnI)

175 I really don't get why RedEye can't be at midnight.  Is it too racy for 9pm PT?  Is that the problem?

11 or midnight would be perfect for it. The problem is that O'reilly and Hannity make money for them in those time slots.

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (piMMO)

176 I am telling President Obama that everyone on this site is mean !!!!!

Posted by: Pippy Oggleton at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (48wze)

177 I see that not all have gotten he word on Star Wars references and FLOTUS.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (M9Ie6)

178 I know you think what you're saying is just plum HILARIOUS, Mark, but we've heard it all before, and it wasn't that funny the first 6000 times. I'm sure there are plenty of sites that will welcome your various insights into who has black racial characteristics.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (nj1bB)

179 I really don't get why RedEye can't be at midnight.  Is it too racy for 9pm PT?  Is that the problem?

Because they want the west coast to mirror the east with the time slots.

Posted by: Johnny at June 30, 2011 10:57 AM (mhmc7)

180 172 147, Mark, this is your official warning.

Get off the cutesy race-implicating venom or find a new forum.
Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 03:56 PM (nj1bB)

You are a tolerant one, ace.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 10:58 AM (T0NGe)

181 O/T  Because this is too funny not to share: 

Just got my Ulta catalog in the mail (that's cosmetics for you morons) and...heh Justin Bieber has a new perfume called "Someday."  And I swear, the top of the bottle looks like female lady bits. 

It's too precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 10:58 AM (UOM48)

182 Geithner stepping down? On Drudge...

Posted by: Olliander at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (6uiF7)

183 Drudge reports Geithner is about to bail from the Badministration.  Flashing light and all, no link yet, so probably still developing...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (GBXon)

184
Yay, found it. It was buried in a story about Bill Clinton.

Hey, you notice how he's shooting his mouth off an awful lot lately? Is something afoot, or is he just addicted to publicity?

Posted by: arhooley at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (Rzm7M)

185 why don't they call it the"Nether Eye" and have Obama host the show

Posted by: George Gabster at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (48wze)

186 171
Cuz if that's all they want, a fat mumbly guy who appears drunk, i can do that and the fact that i really will be intoxicated will add a nice touch of realism to the show.
Posted by: booger at June 30, 2011 03:55 PM (9RFH1)

Reality with news ... what a concept! Waitaminnit ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (HmCnI)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2011 10:59 AM (jx2j9)

188
Dumbass?

he wrote something, didn't he?

the count of monte cristo?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:00 AM (sqkOB)

189 117
am I the only one who misses John Gibson?

yeah he looked like an albino with the hivs, but I liked him

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 03:38 PM (sqkOB)

Yea, I miss Gibson too.  Damn fool, should've never said Heath Leger was an idiot for killing himself.

That show at 5 is going to suck dick.  How come lately there seems to be more to watch in Fox Business with the Judge and Eric Bolling than on Fox News.

Fox News really has peaked, hasn't it?

Posted by: Jaimo at June 30, 2011 11:00 AM (9U1OG)

190 Um... what waitress pic?

Posted by: alexthedude at June 30, 2011 11:00 AM (mfa9X)

191 ...and now a link to Bloomberg.  After the debt deal, Timmeh's out.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 30, 2011 11:00 AM (GBXon)

192
Geithner?

reallies?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:00 AM (sqkOB)

193 182Geithner stepping down?

On Drudge...

Posted by: Olliander at June 30, 2011 03:59 PM (6uiF7)

Can't afford to pay his taxes while people are watching, I guess.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2011 11:01 AM (jx2j9)

194 They should title the show, "Who's a Dick?" Have a dick of the week or something. Sorry. I think the heat has gotten to me. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 03:54 PM (UOM4 Need a host?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 30, 2011 11:01 AM (FcR7P)

195
who's gonna take his place...

Pee Krugman?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:01 AM (sqkOB)

196
Robert Reich?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:01 AM (sqkOB)

197 Speaking of people offing themselves, I just read that guy with the crazy eyes from The Tudors (can't recall his name), tried to end it all.

Pretty darn sad.

Posted by: laceyunderalls never able to stay on topic at June 30, 2011 11:01 AM (pLTLS)

198 Posted by: Mark Franklin at June 30, 2011 03:48 PM (48wze)

Mark Franklin, the gun guy?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:02 AM (QMtmy)

199
wait

Obama will appoint a very moderate Republican such as...?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:02 AM (sqkOB)

200

Gutfeld will be on once, and goad Blob Beckel and the Afro american Wunderkind into fighting...

Should be pretty hilarious.

Posted by: Rev Dr E buzz at June 30, 2011 11:02 AM (tcSZb)

201 The Anti-View?

Absolute silence for the entire show?

Posted by: Bob Saget at June 30, 2011 11:02 AM (F/4zf)

202 If, if Turbo Timmy is stepping down.........I am free. Just saying.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 30, 2011 11:03 AM (OWjjx)

203 Oh, and Glenn Beck's final show in about an hour will be LIVE.

Somebody tape this.  I'm gonna need popcorn...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 30, 2011 11:03 AM (GBXon)

204 ...and now a link to Bloomberg. After the debt deal, Timmeh's out. You know one place he won't be working.

Posted by: H&R Block at June 30, 2011 11:03 AM (4Kl5M)

205
john rhys daviospdl,sd?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:03 AM (sqkOB)

206

Scott Parnell, Governor of AK, is pushing a new oil drilling plan off ANWR that he says can bypass Fed regs.   National Review has the article, and it reads like a left of center douche wrote it.   Plus, the pic they use at the article makes it appear they're talking about this beautiful lake surrounded by mountains is where or near they would be drilling.   It's not.   It's in state owned waters.   I hate the effin media.

http://tiny.cc/z03fw

 

 

Posted by: Steph at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (VfTQp)

207 189 117
am I the only one who misses John Gibson?

yeah he looked like an albino with the hivs, but I liked him

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 03:38 PM (sqkOB)

Yea, I miss Gibson too.  Damn fool, should've never said Heath Leger was an idiot for killing himself.

That show at 5 is going to suck dick.  How come lately there seems to be more to watch in Fox Business with the Judge and Eric Bolling than on Fox News.

Fox News really has peaked, hasn't it?

Posted by: Jaimo at June 30, 2011 04:00 PM (9U1OG)

He said something on Redeye the other week that made me want to punch him.  Huntsman having all the conservative bonafides we should like or something like that.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (oVQFe)

208 Unfortunately, between Bill's stupid liberal shit and Andy's thin Libertarian skin, Greg was turned into a eunuch a long time ago.  The poor guy is so afraid of a real disagreement taking place it's become almost painful to watch him.  Juan will eat him for lunch because Juan is a shameless lying scumbag.  Greg's too nice.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (4zKCA)

209 Because they want the west coast to mirror the east with the time slots.

Posted by: Johnny at June 30, 2011 03:57 PM (mhmc7) 

Not quite.  They do that for O'Reilly, Hannity, Greta, but the 2pm slot is the Beck rerun.

So I wonder if they'll move RedEye back to 2 because the 2 slot would be the repeat of The Five.

Frankly, Gutfeld should get the 7pm slot.  Shep is a ratings-killer.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (T0NGe)

210 I still say S. E. Cupp needs her own show.  She'd be perfect at 5:00 with various guests. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (UOM48)

211 If Geithner does leave the administration, Obama would be losing a member of his economic team who understands Washington institutions and the New York banking world as well as the intricacies of the Chinese economy.

And just look at all he and Barky have accomplished applying his over-hyped "understanding" ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:04 AM (HmCnI)

212 Speaking of people offing themselves, I just read that guy with the crazy eyes from The Tudors (can't recall his name), tried to end it all. Jonathan Rhys Meyers? What character?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (4Kl5M)

213 130 Holy shit! Some asshole kid flipped the bird to the prosecutor in the Casey Anthony trial. The judge is having a word with him now.

Criminal contempt! Guilty! Six days in jail and $400 in fines and court costs.

Stupid sonofabitch!
Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 03:44 PM

I made national TV! 15 minutes of fame! REALITY SHOW !!

Posted by: Idiot who flipped the bird at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (so1xa)

214 "The key to Hume's success is not piling on too much because Juan Williams is a clown and it begins to look unsporting if you rough him up too much."

Great observation, Ace - and Juan although nearly delusional is very likable and although I like to see his points successfully shot down, i don't want to see him wounded.

Posted by: Robin at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (6uXZa)

215 The economic recovery is going so well, I've decided to replace everyone on my original economic team. You're welcome.

Posted by: President Obama at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (6uiF7)

216 Well, the DVR loses the 5 PM Eastern setting. I am afraid Beckel will break the damn thing!

Posted by: Old Dog at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (z/KTb)

217 Olliander - cool, so when are you property owners and tax payers getting your rebate checks?

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (WkuV6)

218 Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

Yeah that guy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (pLTLS)

219
let's see...

who's a former Republican gov or senator...who's kinda squishy...has a bit of a reputation for handling economic issues...?

that's who Obama has lined up, whoever s/he is

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:05 AM (sqkOB)

220 Geithner leaving after debt ceiling thing resolved. What a track record. If you multiply everything by -1, he has been sensational for this country.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:06 AM (FcR7P)

221 Oh my godddddddddddddddddd. With Timmy gone the robust recovery may stall. Please save us Little Timmy,  please don't leave............

Posted by: George Gabster at June 30, 2011 11:07 AM (48wze)

222 Know what The Five needs?

Pat fuckin' Caddell, that's who

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:07 AM (so1xa)

223 199
wait

Obama will appoint a very moderate Republican such as...?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:02 PM (sqkOB)

HUNTSMAN!

Posted by: Jaimo at June 30, 2011 11:07 AM (9U1OG)

224
I don't want Geithner to leave.

I want him to stay so we can use him against Obama in '12.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:08 AM (sqkOB)

225 183 Drudge reports Geithner is about to bail from the Badministration.  Flashing light and all, no link yet, so probably still developing...

And so it begins...

Stories about re-election worries, reporters calling Obama a dick...the rats know when the ship is sinking.

Remember that TurboTaxTimmy was Teh Onlee Man Who Could Save Teh Economee.  He was the premiere technocrat.  They covered for him and he covered for them.

When the wheels on the bus come off, the people under it feel a lot more pressure.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2011 11:08 AM (T0NGe)

226 Bring the crazy: toss Charles Grodin into the mix ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:08 AM (HmCnI)

227 Also at Drudge: "BUBBA TO THE RESCUE: I HAVE A DEBT PLAN......"

You don't suppose Obama is soooo desperate he'll be appointing Clinton to head Treasury do you? I mean there's the false narrative about Clinton leading the fiscally responsible back in the day, so Obama trying to rekindle the lie to boost his ratings seems like a "perfect" fit. Triangulate with the master triangulator while unifying a disgruntled Left.

Of course it'd be a disaster, but I could almost see the scenario play out.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 30, 2011 11:08 AM (r4t7/)

228 Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2011 04:05 PM (pLTLS) He took his role as Henry VIII a little too seriously?

Posted by: Rum on her iPad at June 30, 2011 11:08 AM (Lb40g)

229 I still say S. E. Cupp needs her own show. She'd be perfect at 5:00 with various guests. I think most male morons would like her on later

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2011 11:09 AM (WkuV6)

230
Huntsman would be perfect for Obama.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:10 AM (sqkOB)

231 As the rats abandon the sinking USSR Ship Barry H. Obama. Abandon ship......Abandon ship....Into the icy waters of Realville Libs !!!!

Posted by: George Gabster at June 30, 2011 11:10 AM (48wze)

232 who's a former Republican gov or senator...who's kinda squishy...has a bit of a reputation for handling economic issues...?

Uh, I know who this helps...

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at June 30, 2011 11:10 AM (T0NGe)

233 220
Geithner leaving after debt ceiling thing resolved.
What a track record. If you multiply everything by the square root of -1, he has been sensational for this country.
Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 04:06 PM (FcR7P)

That's right - all the good he's done has been imaginary ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (HmCnI)

234 I still say S. E. Cupp needs her own show.  She'd be perfect at 5:00 with various guests Naughty outfits.

FIFM

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (tf9Ne)

235 I don't want Geithner to leave. I want him to stay so we can use him against Obama in '12. The next guy's going to be the same. You must suspend financial thought to take that job or else you're a racist. I hope it's John McCain.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (FcR7P)

236
Obama needs to jettison Biden, next.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (sqkOB)

237

 Bring the crazy: toss Charles Grodin into the mix ...

I like it. You don't want to go full Gary Busey.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (7DB+a)

238 BTW - I love that in the official announcement, Greg Gutfeld's name came first!

Posted by: Robin at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (6uXZa)

239 I hear Sarah Palin will take over the 5pm slot. Posted by: Cherry π at June 30, 2011 03:52 PM (OhYCU) Cleaning up all the exploded heads would be the chore of several lifetimes. If Sarah does a show or has regular appearances - she should never be in studio; always in situ with common people, mountains, etc.

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2011 11:11 AM (WkuV6)

240 210: SE is under contract with Beck's new online network

Posted by: BSR at June 30, 2011 11:12 AM (BH4RQ)

241 Jugears once told a staffer that he doesn't need Geithner since he's got Valerie Jarrett as his consigliere

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:12 AM (so1xa)

242 Holder Orders Criminal Probe Into Detainee Deaths I guess Obama really figures his key to reelection is attacking everyone possible in our country at once. Sort of a socialist scorched earth strategy.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:12 AM (CHrmZ)

243
the smart move for Obama is to appoint a Republican to the post

of course the Republican will be a turd, but for the average idiot out there, it will look a smart bipartisan move

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:13 AM (sqkOB)

244 Confession time: I actually own the movie Cabin Boy...

...on LaserDisc...

...widescreen, of course.

I hereby denounce myself.

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge (F/K/A Large McBigHuge) at June 30, 2011 11:13 AM (COY6W)

245 I just wish they'd replace Shep Smith. God I hate that left-wing crap-weasel. I'll never forgive him for his anti-Bush rants about "torture" and Katrina.

I'd say that I hope he chokes on a bag of dicks, but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't mind.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 30, 2011 11:13 AM (QcFbt)

246 236
Obama needs to jettison Biden, next.
Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:11 PM (sqkOB)

Throw Joey Choo-Choo From the Train

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:14 AM (HmCnI)

247 Dana Perino is a cutey pie !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 30, 2011 11:16 AM (+qHxi)

248 Obama needs to jettison Biden, next.

But first, they want to have dinner. With one of us!
I'm bringing the Hot Pockets.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:16 AM (QMtmy)

249 242 Holder Orders Criminal Probe Into Detainee Deaths I guess Obama really figures his key to reelection is attacking everyone possible in our country at once. Sort of a socialist scorched earth strategy.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 04:12 PM

For a government whose VA office in Houston forbids the mention of God and Jesus at veteran funerals but gives full Islamic funeral rites to Bin Laden, should we really be surprised?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:17 AM (so1xa)

250 219 let's see... who's a former Republican gov or senator...who's kinda squishy...has a bit of a reputation for handling economic issues...? that's who Obama has lined up, whoever s/he is Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:05 PM (sqkOB) Oh God, no more Alan Simpson, please...

Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

251 Dana Perino was, and still can be, hot.

Lay off the fucking Botox Dana, you adult looking gymnast you

Posted by: beedubya at June 30, 2011 11:18 AM (AnTyA)

252 Yeah here's the Redey with John Gibson.  His line about Huntsman is at 4:15 - "He passes all the basic Conservative tests but his Mormonism is a problem"

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2011 11:18 AM (oVQFe)

253 I know its always unpleasant to have put up something that turns out wrong, but this honest mistake like you made above,  does show just how wrong is that leftist accusation of fox message coordination.

The "journolist scandal" already clearly showed to the extremes in which the  left coordinates messaging but it still helps to re highlight how much projection they are engaged in when they accuse others of it.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 11:18 AM (mLAWK)

254 Obama can jettison everyone he wants. In the end, he is the Chief Executive and owns this disaster.

I don't care if Obama digs up Reagan, props him in a chair and appoints him the next Treasury Secretary. Nobody's going to be fooled.

It's Obama's responsibility and about time he took credit and stopped blaming everyone else.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:18 AM (CHrmZ)

255
Alan Simpson is a good guess.

Norm Coleman?


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:18 AM (sqkOB)

256 223 Know what The Five needs?

Pat fuckin' Caddell, that's who

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 04:07 PM (so1xa)


Caddell vs. Beckel.  Yeah, I'd watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:19 AM (UOM48)

257
well, John Gibson sucks, now

fuck 'im

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:19 AM (sqkOB)

258
If you're gonna watch Cabin Boy you have to rent Captain Ron too.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (QMtmy)

259 Today I am nominating Former President George W. Bush as my new Treasury Sexetary. He is trustworthy, honest and does not blame others for their own failure. Thank You....No questions at this time...

Posted by: Barriferd H. Obama at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (48wze)

260 someone up thread confused Mandy Rice-Davies with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

inconceivable !!

Posted by: annoying Welsh That Guy at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (UqKQV)

261 I made national TV! 15 minutes of fame! REALITY SHOW !!

This judge is a no-bullshit kind of judge: No preening for the camera. No wasting of time, etc... So this kid had to stand up and take his medicine. The kid was asked if he'd like to appeal the sentence and said that he did so the judge qualified him for a public defender right there and then. Now every woman in America knows he's a 28 year old waiter who makes about 15k a year. AND, he was immediately led out of the courtroom to be transported to the jail.

No passing go. No collecting $200.

The attorneys on FNC were freaking out. They were laughing but also freaking out about it.

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (piMMO)

262 258, OK, I like Captain Ron. He could be a ron. Is it just me or does anyone else think Cain is running for VP.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (NtTkA)

263 Caddell vs. Beckel.  Yeah, I'd watch.

Hell, Beckel vs. Beckel would be good!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (piMMO)

264 Dana Perino was, and still can be, hot.

Lay off the fucking Botox Dana, you adult looking gymnast you

The last time I saw her, her eyebrows actually moved. I think she got the message.

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (piMMO)

265 Can't wait to see what the ratings are for this mental lightweight line up (anyone have an L word for mental so the whole thing just flows?

Posted by: J at June 30, 2011 11:24 AM (T3/qP)

266 There are a lot of call centers and customer support centers in Utah. I read somewhere that it's the most linguistically diverse part of the country. The guys come back from their missions fluent in whatever language was spoken there, including down to regional dialects. I believe that's part of why we got the NSA cyber-security center here, too. Posted by: Y-not at June 30, 2011 03:20 PM (TFxd0) I don't know if Mittens would ever admit this, but that was also part of the reason why the Olympics were so successful here. There was a huge glut of smiley happy Utahns, willing to volunteer their time for free, and fluent in pretty much every language possible. They got some swag for their troubles, and Mitt got to save a ton in payroll costs for translators and crewmembers; it was win-win and he got to claim full credit for saving the day. But we Utahns know the truth.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (lSuMX)

267 So no PAB, then?

(sigh, whimper.)

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (btzPD)

268

I don't watch Fox for the same reason I don't call myself a Republican... too many nitwits associated with both, and I don't have the time to sort them out.

Love the Gutfeld though.  I'm reading his book, which is more of a collection of Daily Gut postings and other assorted jottings.  Which is fine, but he really needs to write a "real" book, especially if Fox isn't going to treat him as they should.

Posted by: Mr. Fire at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (TOk1P)

269

Most of the time you don't have to use the word "dumbass" to communicate the word "dumbass."

That's a fucking motto to live by if there ever was one.

Posted by: pendejo grande at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (QJ8gG)

270 255
Alan Simpson is a good guess.
Norm Coleman?
Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:18 PM (sqkOB)

Isn't he the guy from Cheers?

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (HmCnI)

271 265, Lathargic. Loser Lapdog Lackey Loblolly

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (NtTkA)

272 No, that was Cliff Claven.

Posted by: yinzer at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (/Mla1)

273 (anyone have an L word for mental so the whole thing just flows? lunatic, ludicrous, laughable, looney-tunes?

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (FcR7P)

274 Norm Coleman?
Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:18 PM (sqkOB)

Isn't he the guy from Cheers?

No, that's Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (QMtmy)

275 Norm Coleman?

Norm McDonald?!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (piMMO)

276
Today I am nominating Former President George W. Bush as my new Treasury Sexetary. He is trustworthy, honest and does not blame others for their own failure. Thank You....No questions at this time...
Posted by: Barriferd H. Obama at June 30, 2011 04:20 PM

I want Rick Perry to be the nominee JUST for this one moment in debate:

Obama - I inherited George Bush's legacy. You can't blame me for the economy.
Perry - I inherited George Bush's legacy, too, and my state's economy is great.

Posted by: arhooley at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (Rzm7M)

277 Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 04:28 PM (QMtmy)

Jinx!

Posted by: Clueless at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (piMMO)

278 LizLem - Having Orrin Hatch tweak the hell out of every Federal Agency's budget didn't hurt either. I worked those games and the security side was easier then Atlanta due to better road layout and fewer regular scofflaws to deal with.

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (WkuV6)

279 Can't they just drop Beckel from the fucking rotation?I rather watch Juan than that fat faced fuck.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (RP5hU)

280

Fox programming is like the menu at Taco Bell:  the same 6 shitty ingredients, just in slightly different combinations, in every meal/time slot.

I don't know about you all, but I just can't get enough of Dana Purina, Bob Beckel, Gretchen's Legs, etc.  Bet they'll have Ted Baxter phone in occasionally, too.

Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 30, 2011 11:38 AM (K/USr)

281 28 Much as I like the eye candy of Dana Perino, she's turning into Karl Rove with tits

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 03:16 PM (so1xa)

Mine are bigger. And real.  btw, I'll be a regular on Five as well.

Posted by: they call me, "the architect" at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (K/USr)

282 120 I wonder if it has something to do with her work on Beck's site? I haven't read a thing of hers since she took that gig. I've only seen her twice since then. She tweeted about not being on Red Eye the other day: "That's definitely not it, promise. Missing them hard! RT @concretefirmus: @secupp what's up, to good for #redeye now?" 210 I still say S. E. Cupp needs her own show. She'd be perfect at 5:00 with various guests. She is the "5th hour" on Beck's radio stuff, has good guests; it is a great hour of radio/vid. Also is going to have a show on Beck's new TV thing. Noooooooo, I'm not an SE fangirl, whatever gave you that idea?

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2011 11:44 AM (lSuMX)

283

@28: "Much as I like the eye candy of Dana Perino, she's turning into Karl Rove with perkier, nicer tits"

Fixed that for ya.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 30, 2011 11:48 AM (xy9wk)

284

Count me as another disappointed to not see TV's Andy Levy on the list.

 

Posted by: Anachronda at June 30, 2011 11:48 AM (NmR1a)

285 Gretchen's Legs????

I can't stand her either.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (M9Ie6)

286 Real adults won't be fooled by Obama's posturing.

Posted by: zoyclem at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (RLvoA)

287 Sorry, meant to post that in the preceding thread!

Posted by: zoyclem at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (RLvoA)

288 Hey - I really like Greta best of all the evening FOX lineup. She may be a lib, but she is really fair and doesn't let people get away with anything. Her questioning style gets to the point without being snarky or offensive. Her show always has interesting guests and topics I don't hear all day and evening long on the blogs and talk radio - and if there is a common topic, she has something new to add. And I really appreciate the way she treats Sarah Palin - I think she genuinely likes her.

Posted by: Robin at June 30, 2011 11:53 AM (6uXZa)

289 278 LizLem - Having Orrin Hatch tweak the hell out of every Federal Agency's budget didn't hurt either. I worked those games and the security side was easier then Atlanta due to better road layout and fewer regular scofflaws to deal with. Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2011 04:29 PM (WkuV6) Ooooh, you worked the games! Excellent job. I honestly was nervous the whole time there would be a bombing, but nothing happened except for the figure skating judge scandal. My hats off to you and all the people on your team. And I'm excited for the Utah elections next year, because of Hatch's senate seat being up for grabs. There is talk that Chaffetz is gunning for it; the other day the hosts of a local political radio show were jokingly calling him "senator-elect Chaffetz." We'll see!

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2011 11:54 AM (lSuMX)

290 man Ace... did you nail the relationship between Hume and Williams spot frikkin' ON.  i've been watching them for years and Hume just owns his ass.  nice observation.

Posted by: tomc at June 30, 2011 11:56 AM (wAMWl)

291 talk about stepping in shit... Williams got a 2 million dollar payday form FOX after those witches at NPR gave him the boot.  it's funny how he thinks his shit don't stink anymore.  man, i miss Hume and don't think Brett is up to the task--

Posted by: tomc at June 30, 2011 11:59 AM (wAMWl)

292 26 And nothing can get me to watch Bob Puke-face Beckel.

What about me hitting him in the face with a shaving cream pie, then cleaning it off with a seltzer bottle? Would you watch that?

Posted by: G Gutfeld at June 30, 2011 03:16 PM (4Kl5M)
_________

Maybe if it'd by followed up by TV's Andy Levy demonstrating the proper technique...

Posted by: Anachronda at June 30, 2011 12:08 PM (IrbU4)

293 Beckel??? WTF - How about a show with all the hot FOX blondes talking about Dick?

Posted by: izoneguy at June 30, 2011 12:22 PM (i6Neb)

294

who would ever watch that new 5PM show????

thank goodness there is a Willis Report

Posted by: John D'oh at June 30, 2011 12:37 PM (v/laJ)

295 Face it: Gutfeld and his clan are simply too gay for normal conservatives. Who wants to stay up until 4 AM to watch some simpering boys take snark attacks at large targets? Not me. Have fun, you guys.

Posted by: Velociman at June 30, 2011 12:58 PM (ltrhL)

296

Why not 'do' the Chris Matthews show in MST3000 (or whatever, I didn't watch) fashion?  A bonfire of the polititards everynight!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 30, 2011 12:58 PM (ocHBO)

297 Can't wait to see what the ratings are for this mental lightweight line up (anyone have an L word for mental so the whole thing just flows?

Lame Braaaiiiinnnssss.....

Posted by: Not Quite A Zombie FORGER - Racist Czar at June 30, 2011 01:24 PM (zeR5Z)

298 "Geraldo Rivera"


Hey Ace, did you mean to type revolving crew or revolting crew?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 30, 2011 01:33 PM (xc/va)

299

"... Juan Williams is a clown and it begins to look unsporting if you rough him up too much. ...  when Juan says something stupid, which should be every three or four minutes."

Now you've gone & done it!  Almost made me feel sorrow for one of the few, who on very rare occasions, Progs that tries to be reasonable.

Nah.  I said "almost".  Just another knee jerk Prog, living in the Prog fevered swamp, taking their cue from TPM, MM, and DNC.

Posted by: fork 'em at June 30, 2011 01:36 PM (ucq49)

300 Part of the success of RedEye is that because it's on at 3 they can get away with a lot of edgy stuff.  People that tune in to see Gutfield tuning up Williams are going to be mighty disappointed as I'm sure that Fox is going to pull the fangs on this show before they let it go on at 5.  They may have had better luck if they moved RedEye from 3 to 11 against Stewart and Colbert.

Posted by: scr_north at June 30, 2011 01:50 PM (dDBiX)

301 Sounds dreadful.

Posted by: Rae4palin at June 30, 2011 02:36 PM (G4RRM)

302 I'd watch it only on days when Beckel isn't around.

Juan Williams, once in a while, makes sense.  He's not a complete blathering idiot.  It's fun to watch him make a breakthrough... and then lose it.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at June 30, 2011 02:44 PM (afWhQ)

303 OT, sort of.  Did anyone see Glenn Beck's after Fox show interview on GBTV on what he has planned?  Holy fucking shit!

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306 Why isn't Lauren Sivan in that list?

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307 Bob Beckel? Oh please, anyone but him. Seems I won't be bothering to watch if he is a regular of any kind. The man is a fool.

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