June 29, 2007
— Ace First of all, don't you stupid motherfuckers feel a little pathetic having nothing better to do with your time than google the name of your gay love fixation all day long and pester normal people about fucking Ron Paul?
Do you work? Do you work specifically for Ron Paul? Do you realize how goddamned much you're creeping the rest of us out with your zombie-like thralldom?
Let me make this clear:
Ron Paul is not a viable candidate for President. He is a crank. A Bircheresque, conspiracy-wallowing, Truther-pandering crank.
Everyone, except you morons, understands he is a crank.
He could not win the Republican nomination if his opponents were only Sam I Am Brownback, Charles Manson, the dessicated corpse of Atilla the Hun and Yoko Ono.
You should just all grow the fuck up and stop wasting your goddamned time.
Everytime I read your creepily devoted posts I feel like I've blundered into some boyband fan site where everyone's got a crush on the dreamy RP (the motorcycle-riding badboy from the wrong side of the tracks who nevertheless can croon in the most romantic, heartfelt way). Your political, legal, and constitutional analysis fails to rise above the level of "'N Sync? More like 'N Stink!"
It is time, as they say, to become an adult, and put away foolish things.
Here's one video for you idiots. You all remind me of the Nazis here, constantly saying "He's right, you know."
Here's another one:
Watch it. Learn it. Live it.
And for the love of God All Mighty, stop creeping the rest of us out with your pathetic, stalkerish obsessions.
Posted by: Bart at June 29, 2007 03:35 PM (PQNVt)
Monty Python is much funnier with Japanese subtitles, they really add a layer of nuance to the broad comedy.
And second...look how young Shatner's toupee is in that clip!
And oh yeah, Ron Paul and his Ronettes are teh ghey.
Posted by: Drew at June 29, 2007 03:43 PM (gNyUT)
Posted by: Allah at June 29, 2007 03:43 PM (lCGw6)
Posted by: Moby at June 29, 2007 03:44 PM (ocvH5)
having nothing better to do with your time than google the name of your
gay love fixation all day long and pester normal people about fucking
Oh, this blog is going to get an extra X for that.
Posted by: Slublog at June 29, 2007 03:44 PM (jXijA)
Posted by: Ron Paul at June 29, 2007 03:46 PM (ne++p)
Posted by: Allah at June 29, 2007 03:47 PM (lCGw6)
Posted by: ace at June 29, 2007 03:48 PM (1UCRY)
Posted by: Moby at June 29, 2007 03:49 PM (ocvH5)
I admit it, but he's be taken away in a straight jacket before the Innauguration, so who would be the VP on that ticket?
Posted by: mbruce at June 29, 2007 03:49 PM (LLCm9)
But I'd feel dirty afterward, and not in a good way.
Posted by: Slublog at June 29, 2007 03:50 PM (jXijA)
Death is not an option.
Posted by: Allah at June 29, 2007 03:50 PM (lCGw6)
2.) Like hell you graduated magna cum laude from law school. Maybe the People's College of Law, or some shithole like the University of Minnesota.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 29, 2007 03:51 PM (oRT5o)
Ron Paul does have a point.
The Fed Reserve should be put in the hands of the American people.
It shouldnt be a private club for the New York money men like the Bilderburgers and the Rothschilds to make money from.
P.S. 9/11 was an inside job.
Notice how there were no Jews at work in the towers that day?
Posted by: Matt Damon at June 29, 2007 03:52 PM (ne++p)
Paul. Because as crazy as he is, he would be limited in his ability to truly undermine/destroy the Federal government (heck, even the parts of it that deserve to be reduced).
Meanwhile, Hillary could grow the damn thing much more easily. MUCH MORE easily.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 29, 2007 03:53 PM (oRT5o)
Posted by: Ron Vibbentropp at June 29, 2007 03:55 PM (1UCRY)
You mean Star Trek isn't real? I thought they were broadcasts from the future that we picked up using reconfigured phase compensators taken from a ship we have in Area 51.
Posted by: eman at June 29, 2007 03:55 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: mbruce at June 29, 2007 03:57 PM (LLCm9)
the dessicated corpse of Atilla the Hun
Ha, reminds me of my '92 & '96 line that I would not vote for Bill Clinton if his opponent was the "exhumed corpse of Benito Mussolini." I'll use it for Shrillery, too. And death must be an option.
Posted by: iamfelix at June 29, 2007 04:04 PM (hHZ38)
"Live Ron Paul Free or Die"
It would get my vote. If I wasn't already a publicly declared candidate.
Posted by: Jack M. at June 29, 2007 04:09 PM (T93tD)
Posted by: eman at June 29, 2007 04:14 PM (FWrFx)
$10000.00, in my account by tomorrow morning. THEN I'll vote for crank paul.
That's friend prices.
Posted by: drolmorg at June 29, 2007 04:18 PM (OsRdt)
Which, you know, with the army of retarded zombies that follow him is pretty reasonable.
RON PAUL KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!
Posted by: Pablo at June 29, 2007 04:18 PM (yTndK)
Posted by: eman at June 29, 2007 04:21 PM (FWrFx)
I think the dessicated corpse of Atilla the Hun would make a fine candidate.
Posted by: carl at June 29, 2007 04:27 PM (Mbr1V)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 29, 2007 04:30 PM (8WlSy)
Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2007 04:34 PM (nV126)
Posted by: drolmorg at June 29, 2007 04:35 PM (OsRdt)
Uh-oooooh.... "Internal Server Error! Could it be? Have THEY taken over your server? A DNS attack! Oh God - HIDE!!!!!
BANG BANG BANG ... You vil open the door this instant!
Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2007 04:37 PM (nV126)
Sorry, Carl. Atilla has allready called and invited me in. It'll be Atilla/Vlad '08
I would be leading the ticket if it wasn't for that lying Stoker punk.
Posted by: Vlad The Impaler at June 29, 2007 04:43 PM (ckQml)
Posted by: Ron Paul at June 29, 2007 04:46 PM (8WlSy)
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at June 29, 2007 04:49 PM (HUjun)
Posted by: jhc at June 29, 2007 04:54 PM (nHRdf)
Posted by: someone at June 29, 2007 05:07 PM (TXnhk)
University of Endor.
Posted by: someone at June 29, 2007 05:08 PM (TXnhk)
Oh wait, we've forgotten all about that guy, haven't we...sorry, dudes.
Posted by: Proud Republican at June 29, 2007 05:10 PM (Cs1cE)
"Maybe the People's College of Law, or some shithole like the University of Minnesota."
University of Endor.
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at June 29, 2007 05:16 PM (HUjun)
Posted by: Chris at June 29, 2007 05:29 PM (8d3U/)
It's totally un-Republican to call for blind adherence to a fuhrer
Who do you think should run things? The Mutter? Feminist!
Posted by: jhc at June 29, 2007 05:31 PM (nHRdf)
Oh yeah? Well, Ron Paul ron paul RON PAUL RoN pAuL ron paul!
Posted by: Ron Paul Supporter at June 29, 2007 06:04 PM (r1Ip+)
The absolute worst about the Ronettes is the they're also totally insane Troothers.
Tinfoil wearing, 911 LIHOP/MIHOP Zagnuts.
Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 29, 2007 07:09 PM (l6Hcc)
Posted by: William R at June 29, 2007 07:33 PM (DxP4h)
Posted by: Ron "Zod" Paul at June 29, 2007 08:00 PM (1UCRY)
Posted by: Oliver Cromwell at June 29, 2007 09:13 PM (5Xmx2)
Please post more of this again soon. When you talk dirty about Ron Paul, it makes the veins on my boner pop out.
Posted by: Pon Raul at June 29, 2007 10:19 PM (bggmq)
Posted by: Sean M. at June 29, 2007 11:34 PM (XFqvL)
I wrote one measly post on our crappy little blog, and the Ron Paul lackeys found ME!
I guess that should make me feel important.
Posted by: Brian the sailor at June 30, 2007 04:14 AM (JPB1U)
Posted by: lauraw at June 30, 2007 04:52 AM (0zlao)
Posted by: km at June 30, 2007 08:10 AM (ZeIkZ)
Posted by: John Galt at June 30, 2007 08:32 AM (A5mvC)
Posted by: anonymous at June 30, 2007 12:16 PM (VjNM6)
Late to this thread, but I think I know the answer to this question:
So, which one of the folks in the second clip is Bart?
I believe the audience is all Bart, it's a photoshop montage of him as he grew up aged.
Posted by: max at June 30, 2007 12:33 PM (OYeDg)
Ron Paul is "Jim Jones" crazy and those who support this guy need to be srtipped of the ability to vote and have children, seriously, this is a very dark time for the entire world, and you people are living a pretty bad video game "reality".
THIS IS REAL LIFE......deal with it or let the grown ups do so and go back to the bong hits.......
Posted by: viperdisorder at June 30, 2007 01:29 PM (4GS1g)
Posted by: anonymous at June 30, 2007 05:07 PM (VjNM6)
I remember you guys from when Goldwater ran. Butch cuts and church youth are "Conservative," but this guy is "crazy." Conservatives like you gave us LBJ.
You must have lost your copy of the script. You were supposed to say we aren't Reagan conservatives and you forgot to declare that Neocons were destroying the very fabric of time and space.
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at June 30, 2007 05:30 PM (HUjun)
Say that again in 2009.
Posted by: rinkuhero at June 30, 2007 05:45 PM (r065l)
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