April 29, 2007

For The First Time In History, Fire Melts Steel
— Ace

Physicists are baffled by the seemingly impossible. Noted structural engnieer Rosie O'Donnell could not be reached for comment.

A section of freeway that funnels traffic off the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge collapsed early Sunday after a gasoline tanker truck overturned and caught fire, authorities said.

The heat from the fire was intense enough to melt part of the freeway and cause the collapse, but the truck's driver walked away from the scene with second-degree burns.

Scientists from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Lawrence Livermore Laboratory, and CERNE Laboratories are petitioning the government to cordon off the area to keep the site of this unprecedented event pristine enough for scientific investigation. "It's like witnessing the live birth of a new universe," Normal Druvovitch of JPL said. "

Physicist Kip Thorne believes the area may in fact be a "naked singularity," a region in space in which the normal physical laws that govern the universe simply fail to operate. He suggests that the National Guard be activated to surround the area at a "safe distance," in order to keep the curious well away from the site. "Strange energies may be radiating from the wreckage as we speak," Thorne said. "Bizarre forms of radiation, atoms and quarks previously unseen in our reality. Maybe even wizards riding dinosaurs and crazy shit like that."

Thanks to PoliSat.com.

Posted by: Ace at 04:02 PM | Comments (46)
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Any dork who's ever pulled a cable in the overhead of an office building has seen that spray crap on the steel girders that looks like gray oatmeal.  It's a fire retardant.


It also works as a thought retardant, and I'm sure Rosie bumped her head on some of that shit.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 29, 2007 04:13 PM (FXakj)

2 Man, traffic is gonna suck.

Posted by: JayC at April 29, 2007 04:19 PM (4xbsD)

3 Clearly, this is a false flag op. Bu$hitlerburton staged this because the people were getting too close to the truth. If you would only open your eyes and see.

Posted by: stace at April 29, 2007 04:20 PM (A56/D)

4 "that spray crap on the steel girders that looks like gray oatmeal.  It's a fire retardant."

That's not oatmeal? Damn! And I thought I was just getting more macho with my  new ability with to eat endless amounts of X-tra Spicy chicken wings.

Posted by: dri at April 29, 2007 04:22 PM (koO9y)

5 Q: Is fire retardant what they use to light the torch for the Special Olympics?

Posted by: dri at April 29, 2007 04:25 PM (koO9y)

6 I think you morons are overlooking the obvious..."since fire can't melt steel" (Stuff Rossie says you can Google 1st edition), this was clearly a controlled demolition.

So the real question is, why would BushMcCheneyHitler want to bring down this bridge?

Wake up you sheple before it's too late!

Posted by: Drew at April 29, 2007 04:26 PM (gNyUT)

7 Except it proves the opposite, so maybe there's a problem witht that theory. But the Chimperor and his puppetmaster are somehow involved with this anyway.

Posted by: stace at April 29, 2007 04:26 PM (A56/D)

8 Why did Bush do it?  Wake up people, It's Empress Pelosi's home district!   Duh!

Posted by: Lew Clark at April 29, 2007 04:40 PM (AslFD)


Trust no one.


No photos of the "driver" yet.  What gives?

Maybe cuz thay used a robot truck to "accidentally" crash and burn. 

Area 51 is written all over this.




Posted by: eman at April 29, 2007 04:47 PM (FWrFx)

10 I've got video of the event that will clearly show that it was a u-haul and not a tanker truck.

Posted by: loosescrews at April 29, 2007 04:53 PM (CUVj3)


Can't talk now......no time......it's starting.....where are all the bees?


The bees!!!!

Posted by: Fox Mulder at April 29, 2007 04:57 PM (FWrFx)

Has she ever retracted her statement? Has anyone confronted her about it? When are the Popular Mechanics guys going to appear on The View? Who watches The View besides Allahpundit? Since he's on vacation, I wonder if he is going to be in the studio audience. hmmm.

Posted by: daveg at April 29, 2007 05:00 PM (UrGAE)




Posted by: Dogstar at April 29, 2007 05:02 PM (iddx7)

14 I read on the internets that toll booths collect money to pay for joo "controlled demolition" experts to blow up highway off ramps. Think about it... if we can't get off the highway then we have to keep paying tolls...

I sure hope fire don't melt aluminum because if it do then I gots to get me some more hat liners.

Posted by: dri at April 29, 2007 05:03 PM (koO9y)


WAIT!!! Getting a signal over my tin hat, It was a tanker truck with mcdonald's frys lard on its way to rosie's secret hideout. 

That shit will burn up anyhing, execept Rosies fat ass.



Posted by: kempermanx at April 29, 2007 05:04 PM (wPrkc)


where are all the bees?



That line is best said with a high-pitched shrilly voice.


I heard one clown say that the bees are blind and can't find their way home. I can't believe how many people are buying this crap.

Posted by: Bart at April 29, 2007 05:07 PM (mA76R)

17 3 AM, no witnesses, driver no where in sight.  I question the timing.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at April 29, 2007 05:30 PM (HPU22)

18 Kip Thorne -- John Ringo's lawyers will be contacting you shortly.  If you're luck, Ringo won't...

Posted by: Rosie Orca'Donnell at April 29, 2007 05:33 PM (VRjm9)

19 "But ... who will drive the tanker?"

Posted by: Brown Line at April 29, 2007 05:37 PM (oggk3)

20 Fire, steel ... in 1966, McCormick Place in Chicago burned to the ground. It was a glass and steel exhibition hall, filled with wood and paper for an upcoming convention. When the convention stuff caught fire and burned, the steel softened and bent like taffy, and the entire building collapsed. No controlled demolition. No magic incendiary devices. No aliens from another planet. Just plain old fire overheating plain old structural steel. It's due to that fire that they started spraying gray oatmeal on exposed steel beams, to try and protect them from the heat of a fire.

There's nothing new about this. The only thing eternally new is the willful stupidity of Rosie and the millions like her.

Posted by: Brown Line at April 29, 2007 05:45 PM (oggk3)

21 you fascist rethuglicans
can google my clit

i'd do it myself
i can't reach

Posted by: rosie o at April 29, 2007 06:02 PM (0140v)

22 That overpass only collapsed because it was built with low-quality rebar looted from the New Orleans levees by Halliburton at the direct orders of George W. Bush!  GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!

Posted by: Rosie Orca'Donnell at April 29, 2007 06:15 PM (VRjm9)

23 Careful, guys. This "Brown Line" character is clearly in on it.

Posted by: JPS at April 29, 2007 06:16 PM (nZ8iQ)

24 Supposedly there was gasoline in the tanker.  Since when does gasoline burn?

I refuse to accept the official government version of this incident.  To me, it looks like a event staged by Big Oil under the orders of Bush/Cheney/Haliburton to "prove" Rosie wrong.  She got too close to the truth, man.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 29, 2007 06:26 PM (56ssE)

25 I blame global warming for this...oh yeah, and the Jews.

Posted by: nixon at April 29, 2007 06:39 PM (LtAoK)

26 There are layers to this conspiracy that won't be revealed for decades.
This is like the Gulf of Tonkin all over again, man.
Just wait.
Tomorrow Emperor Bush will call for revenge on the gasoline that did this.
And then we'll be in another war for oil.
Lots of layers here, people.

Posted by: Tin Foil de Blog at April 29, 2007 06:41 PM (faxKj)


Lots of layers here, people.
... of tinfoil.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at April 29, 2007 08:02 PM (HPU22)

28 fuck, the sad thing is is there is an army of stay at home moms who are eating that shit up without critical thought.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 29, 2007 08:25 PM (NVtLY)

29 Gotta call bullshit on this one.  They faked the moon landings too you know.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 29, 2007 09:49 PM (ivi7/)

30 Holograms.  And mirrors.

Posted by: ushie at April 30, 2007 12:53 AM (ScVon)


fuck, the sad thing is is there is an army of stay at home moms who are eating that shit up without critical thought.

Ok, now I'm really confused!  Are you trying to insinuate that maybe it's not true? 

I'm going back to my soaps where life makes sense again....

Ruth "Stay Home Mom" Ruben

Posted by: Ruth at April 30, 2007 03:18 AM (DTwYZ)


Why were there no jews on the freeway at the time of this bridge collapse?

Cause they got the "call", that's why.

And the truck driver? CIA written all over him. It takes special super secret government training to crash a truck, sustain 2nd degree burns and walk away from it. Google that shit for the reals.

Posted by: Sticky B at April 30, 2007 04:36 AM (/91PP)

33 Orbital laser strike.  Just like the WTC.

Posted by: Toby928 at April 30, 2007 05:14 AM (ATbKm)

34 Convenient cover for Paul Wolfowitz, who goes before the World Bank (a neocon cabal of New York money men) today to defend himself against charges that he's a heterosexual.

Posted by: Hmmmm... at April 30, 2007 05:22 AM (FQ+GL)

35 It wasn't Bush.  It was the Governator.  Am I the only one that recalls the way his flunkies blew up the Keys bridge in "True Lies"?  He had the Air National Guard strike it with a missile, in order to take out a Democratic State Legislator who was driving over the bridge. 

Or.... has anybody seen Ralph Nader since then?

The Truth is waaay the hell out there.

Posted by: Rob at April 30, 2007 05:33 AM (WGGXy)

36 I'm so confused...it's a wilderness of mirrors.....but I think Nixon's (AND NIXON SHOULD KNOW) comment above bumps up against the TRUTH. If you google IT you'll see that Global WARMING is indeed the CAUSE of this disaster. And what's the CAUSE of GLOBAL warming? The Bu$h CRIME Family Cabal.

Case closed.

Posted by: stace at April 30, 2007 06:16 AM (A56/D)


The roadway sat unoccupied (more or less) for hours before the 3:45 a.m. crash -- plenty of time to install explosives and route the cabling. And it fell downward, evidence of a controlled demolition.

Also, note that the "truck" was badly damaged in the explosion and fire, conveniently destroying the evidence.

Posted by: Tom at April 30, 2007 06:25 AM (02oyd)


"The Truth is waaay the hell out there."- Rob


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